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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Ceruti Dwarf1.jpg

The Dwarf
Giacomo Ceruti

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 An angry elf.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:30 AM (ySpAZ)

2 short

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

3 And, 1st.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:30 AM (ySpAZ)

4 1st!

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

5 Alt. Title: Robert Reich's Great Grandfather

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:31 AM (ySpAZ)

6 Robert Reich: The Early Years

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 22, 2025 09:31 AM (L/fGl)

7 Aw, crap.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

8 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:31 AM (ySpAZ)

9 Peter Dinklage - The Early Years

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 09:31 AM (jddXn)

10 The dwarf was angry that day my friends
Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

11 Drag out the trebuchet. Time for the dwarf tossing event!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2025 09:32 AM (m+UV0)

12 Is he the fastest dwarf in all Mejico?

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

13 Dorf does the 19th century.

Posted by: red speck at September 22, 2025 09:32 AM (0Id0S)

14 My praise for this work comes up short.

What can I tell you?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2025 09:32 AM (cYBz/)

15 Drag out the trebuchet. Time for the dwarf tossing event!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 22, 2025 09:32 AM


Don't tell the elf!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:32 AM (ySpAZ)

16 I actually kinda like this.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 09:32 AM (77rzZ)

17
The Dwarf
1720s
Oil on canvas, 130 x 180 cm
Private collection

Life-sized

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2025 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

18 My praise for this work comes up short.

What can I tell you?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2025 09:32 AM


I, too, think little of it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:33 AM (ySpAZ)

19 oh dear...he is rather unfortunate looking, isn't he?

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at September 22, 2025 09:33 AM (DJ7uY)

20 Peter Dinklage is incensed that a dwarf has been exploited in this manner.

Posted by: huerfano at September 22, 2025 09:33 AM (98kQX)

21 Disney, if you cast him in Snow White, you're ableist and hateful! Better to use CGI monstrosities instead to portray medieval little people miners.

Posted by: Peter Dinklage at September 22, 2025 09:33 AM (JCZqz)

22 Who did he expect to sell this to?

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 09:33 AM (EYmYM)

23 Artist ran out of paint and had to cut the session short.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2025 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

24 Must have been a big sale on sepia tones that week at the Dick Blick website.

Posted by: Brush With Greatness at September 22, 2025 09:34 AM (oftw2)

25 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2025 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

26 This piece doesn't have quite the stature of some of his other works.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo [Flying the American Flag!] at September 22, 2025 09:34 AM (n9ltV)

27 22 Who did he expect to sell this to?
Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 09:33 AM (EYmYM)

Market Short Sellers

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2025 09:34 AM (gbOdA)

28 Dwarf says, "Hurry up, Giacomo. I got an appointment at four to get strapped to some chick's thigh so that I can flick her bean."

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 09:34 AM (77rzZ)

29 That's no dwarf. He's the biggest guy in the painting!

Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2025 09:34 AM (wkXwO)

30 I like the sense of weariness the facial expression conveys. Little guy has seen some shit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:34 AM (ySpAZ)

31 But can he kick himself in the forehead like Wee-Man?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2025 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

32
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2025 09:34 AM (tgvbd)

33 They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2025 09:34 AM (gbOdA)

34 That's no dwarf. He's the biggest guy in the painting!
Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2025 09:34 AM


Like, that's just your perspective, man.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:35 AM (ySpAZ)

35
I’ve heard some tall tales about this piece .

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 22, 2025 09:35 AM (qM1j6)

36 Quite the look of anger on the little guy.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2025 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

37 Well, it's Monday.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2025 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

38
De plane! De plane!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 22, 2025 09:35 AM (tgvbd)

39 There is a dog in the painting but I don’t think it can save it.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 09:36 AM (EYmYM)

40 Given the quality of work I’m shorting this artist’s portfolio.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 22, 2025 09:36 AM (qM1j6)

41 He probably couldn't wheel a 410 Sprint Car as well as Rico Abreu.

Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 09:36 AM (UnA8+)

42
Like, that's just your perspective, man.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:35 AM (ySpAZ)



An aloof one, at that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2025 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

43 Is that guy in the background dropping a Biden?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:37 AM (ySpAZ)

44 Is he one of the seven dwarves?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2025 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

45 Ceruti painted a lot of beggars, vagrants, and other misfits. How do you make money doing that?

Posted by: Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light at September 22, 2025 09:37 AM (oftw2)

46 that guy in the background dropping a Biden?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:37 AM (ySpAZ)

That’s not snark. He really is.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 09:37 AM (EYmYM)

47 Jesus entered Jericho and was passing through. 2 A man was there by the name of Zacchaeus; he was a chief tax collector and was wealthy. 3 He wanted to see who Jesus was, but because he was short he could not see over the crowd. 4 So he ran ahead and climbed a sycamore-fig tree to see him, since Jesus was coming that way.

5 When Jesus reached the spot, he looked up and said to him, “Zacchaeus, come down immediately. I must stay at your house today.” 6 So he came down at once and welcomed him gladly.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2025 09:38 AM (gbOdA)

48
Wow. Those Hollywood camera angles make Keanu Reeves really look taller, don't they?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2025 09:38 AM (iJfKG)

49 Like, that's just your perspective, man.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:35 AM (ySpAZ)


An aloof one, at that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2025 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)


You calling me a Doof-a-loof?

Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2025 09:38 AM (wkXwO)

50 Even back then, short people had no reason to live.

Posted by: Newman! at September 22, 2025 09:39 AM (oftw2)

51 He bettter learn to smile if he wants to join the Lollipop Guild.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

52 43 Is that guy in the background dropping a Biden?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:37 AM (ySpAZ)

This is literally a shitty painting.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 09:39 AM (EYmYM)

53 Looks like the artist just ran out of canvas...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 22, 2025 09:39 AM (i49OE)

54 44 Is he one of the seven dwarves?
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2025 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

Shorthos the half musketeer

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2025 09:39 AM (gbOdA)

55 You calling me a Doof-a-loof?
Posted by: Doof

Doof-A-Loof cereal, part of this nutritious breakfast!

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

56 45 Ceruti painted a lot of beggars, vagrants, and other misfits. How do you make money doing that?
Posted by: Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light at September 22, 2025 09:37 AM (oftw2)

GAO funding

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2025 09:40 AM (gbOdA)

57 55 You calling me a Doof-a-loof?
Posted by: Doof

Doof-A-Loof cereal, part of this nutritious breakfast!
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

======

What does the Doof-A-Loofinator do?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 09:41 AM (GBKbO)

58 Poor guy never got to ride on the big-boy roller coasters at the amusement park, nor the adult water slides at the waterpark.

Posted by: Snuck Under The Turnstiles On The Subway, Though at September 22, 2025 09:41 AM (oftw2)

59
You calling me a Doof-a-loof?
Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2025 09:38 AM (wkXwO)



How much loof would Doof aloof if Doof could loof aloof?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2025 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

60 that guy in the background dropping a Biden?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:37 AM (ySpAZ)

That’s not snark. He really is.
Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 09:37 AM


That's what I thought when I embiggened the picture. Making sure it wasn't just me seeing that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:41 AM (ySpAZ)

61 Even back then, short people had no reason to live.
Posted by: Newman! at September 22, 2025 09:39 AM (oftw2)



I hated you when I was a reasonably shorter than average yute.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2025 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

62 Shorthos the half musketeer
Posted by: r hennigantx

So now we'll be forced to argue whether there are 3 1/2 or 4 1/2 Musketeers.

Great.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2025 09:42 AM (cYBz/)

63 Shorthos the half musketeer
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2025 09:39 AM


So, like a carbineer?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:42 AM (ySpAZ)

64 What does the Doof-A-Loofinator do?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Don't know. And I really don't want to know what a Doof-A-Loafinator does.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 09:42 AM (77rzZ)

65 44 Is he one of the seven dwarves?
Posted by: redridinghood at September 22, 2025 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

Poxy

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2025 09:42 AM (gbOdA)

66 Why would you include a dude dropping a deuce in your still life painting?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2025 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

67 Aternate title:

"Alfonse the Dwarf Made a Handy Living Wandering Around Town in His Begging Hat Into Which Kindly Passers-by Would Drop Coins, Apples, and Occasionally Sausages"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2025 09:43 AM (iJfKG)

68 More like Mouseketeer, right?

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 09:43 AM (EYmYM)

69 So now we'll be forced to argue whether there are 3 1/2 or 4 1/2 Musketeers.

Great.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 22, 2025 09:42 AM (cYBz/)

3.1415

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2025 09:44 AM (gbOdA)

70 Alternate title:

"The Little Prince Never Grew Any Taller and Fell Upon Hard Times"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2025 09:44 AM (iJfKG)

71 70 Alternate title:

"The Little Prince Never Grew Any Taller and Fell Upon Hard Times"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2025 09:44 AM (iJfKG)

======

He tried selling maps of flowers. Few buyers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 09:45 AM (GBKbO)

72 Wait 'til he publishes his tell-all book about Snow White.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 09:45 AM (77rzZ)

73 Why would you include a dude dropping a deuce in your still life painting?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2025 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

And actually paint the deuce in mid flight?

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 09:45 AM (EYmYM)

74 You laugh now, but you won't be when he slashes your ankles with his hunting knife, without you even seeing him.

Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 09:45 AM (UnA8+)

75 Do you think he'd mind if I borrowed his jacket?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 22, 2025 09:45 AM (fNRF5)

76 Fifty Foot Dwarf?

Dude's taller than a building! More like a stubby legged giant!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2025 09:45 AM (VoAdT)

77 Artist was a fast painter. He captured that turd mid-air.

So this doesn’t quite fall into still life category.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 22, 2025 09:45 AM (fmAJ4)

78 I can't believe the artist spent the time to paint the actual turd in mid-air. Plus the shitter is staring us directly in the eye- very discomforting.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 22, 2025 09:46 AM (i49OE)

79 3.1415
Posted by: r hennigantx

Mmmmmm, pie... er, pi.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 22, 2025 09:46 AM (fNRF5)

80 Why would you include a dude dropping a deuce in your still life painting?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2025 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)


Possible reasons...
Art imitates life.
The artists is demonstrating his versatility.
Dude knew people like us would appreciate it.

Posted by: Doof at September 22, 2025 09:46 AM (wkXwO)

81 Guy in the left background is his Ladder Carrier.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 22, 2025 09:46 AM (gbOdA)

82 Fudge, got willowed by an halfling.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at September 22, 2025 09:47 AM (ekM0A)

83 I can't believe the artist spent the time to paint the actual turd in mid-air. Plus the shitter is staring us directly in the eye- very discomforting.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

Personally, I would leaf it out.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 22, 2025 09:48 AM (fNRF5)

84 You could actually crop this to make a quality painting.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 09:48 AM (EYmYM)

85 Guy in the left background is his Ladder Carrier.
Posted by: r hennigantx

When he quits, he'll be a former ladder carrier.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 09:48 AM (77rzZ)

86 Personally, I would leaf it out.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 22, 2025 09:48 AM


Just avoid the poison oak when you do.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:49 AM (ySpAZ)

87 So, when do we get "Fat Naked guy Shitting on an Ottoman"?

Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 09:49 AM (UnA8+)

88 Why would you include a dude dropping a deuce in your still life painting?

You realize it's full of human figures, right? Not "still life."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 22, 2025 09:49 AM (zdLoL)

89 Based on his other depictions I have to assume that’s a whore at the doorway.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 09:49 AM (EYmYM)

90 So, when do we get "Fat Naked guy Shitting on an Ottoman"?
Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 09:49 AM


Don't taunt Happy Fun CBD.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:50 AM (ySpAZ)

91 1 An angry elf.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:30 AM (ySpAZ)


You would be too if you were missing the shit show. Next one’s not until after elevenses.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 22, 2025 09:50 AM (fmAJ4)

92 Why would you include a dude dropping a deuce in your still life painting?
-------------------------
You realize it's full of human figures, right? Not "still life."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver

Yeah, it's a porta-trait.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 22, 2025 09:50 AM (fNRF5)

93 Based on his other depictions I have to assume that’s a whore at the doorway.
Posted by: The way I see it

She's standing by the door of the whoreway.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 09:50 AM (77rzZ)

94 His Mom took Tylenol during pregnancy.

Posted by: Froot of at September 22, 2025 09:50 AM (oftw2)

95
I would hang this in the Guest Bathroom Facing the Toilet So That Guest Could Have a Staring Contest With the Pooping Peasant As They Evacuate.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2025 09:51 AM (iJfKG)

96 Yeah, it's a porta-trait.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 22, 2025 09:50 AM (fNRF5)

With a logscape in the background.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 09:51 AM (EYmYM)

97 Dwarfs have normal sized genitals whereby Midgets have small peepees and weewees.

Posted by: Dr.Loveless at September 22, 2025 09:51 AM (iHuVe)

98 I saw the Pooping Peasants open for...

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

99 Maybe the artist was actually German and not Italian.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 09:52 AM (EYmYM)

100 I saw the Pooping Peasants open for...
Posted by: Bulg

The Butthole Surfers?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 22, 2025 09:53 AM (fNRF5)

101 90 So, when do we get "Fat Naked guy Shitting on an Ottoman"?
Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 09:49 AM

Don't taunt Happy Fun CBD.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:50 AM (ySpAZ)

Who's taunting?

Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 09:53 AM (UnA8+)

102 I saw the Pooping Peasants open for...
Posted by: Bulg

The Butthole Surfers?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 22, 2025 09:53 AM


Nailed it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:54 AM (ySpAZ)

103 So, when do we get "Fat Naked guy Shitting on an Ottoman"?
Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 09:49 AM

Freud most overrated painter in history imho.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 09:54 AM (EYmYM)

104 His dwarfing career was ruined when he went shopping at Target and politely asked Michelle Obama to get something for him on the top shelf.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee! at September 22, 2025 09:54 AM (oftw2)

105 He's probably not wearing pants, just like Ziggy

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 22, 2025 09:54 AM (WPL6O)

106 Don't taunt Happy Fun CBD.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Especially since he's back here in the States, and going through absinthe withdrawal.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 09:54 AM (77rzZ)

107 This reminds me of the one time I went to Mexico City. Some of us came to the conclusion that when people had to shit, they just looked around and said, "this looks as good a spot as any!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2025 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

108 Personally, I would leaf it out.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 22, 2025 09:48 AM

Just avoid the poison oak when you do.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:49 AM (ySpAZ)


Corncobs FTW

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 22, 2025 09:54 AM (fmAJ4)

109 Looks like Mamdani. Wouldn't hang this one, my paranoia would make me feel think the little fella was always watching me.
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 22, 2025 09:54 AM (lmTGO)

110 100 The Butthole Surfers?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 22, 2025 09:53 AM (fNRF5)

Oh, lord, don't remind me. A friend of mine told me that one time he was at an outdoor arts festival, and one of the paintings on display was of a fully-crewed pirate ship sailing along a woman's buttcrack.

Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 09:54 AM (UnA8+)

111 Alternate title:

"Luigi the Dwarf Is Sad That No One Is Impressed By the Fact That His Erect Penis Is One Quarter His Height In Length"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2025 09:55 AM (iJfKG)

112 Funny, doesn't look like Thorin Oakenshield. Sure that's a dwarf?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 22, 2025 09:55 AM (89Sog)

113 Ah! A ladder! All is not lost. The kitten will be rescued!

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2025 09:56 AM (LHPAg)

114 What an effective painting. The realistic details of the dwarf stands out boldly against the dark trees in the foreground and the indistinct areas and people in the background. The dwarf is central, larger than the other areas. The oversized clothing, even the clumsy shoes on his misshapen feet emphasize his odd stature but he isn't a clown, he's a man. The direct look at the viewer is of a mature person, accepting of the situation but not crushed by it. He seems to be saying don't denigrate or pity me. The overall brown color scheme helps set the mood, earthy but not dull. A subtle note is that the figures in the background are tall, leggy. Even the ladder on the left side, long and narrow, carries out that aspect.

Posted by: JTB at September 22, 2025 09:56 AM (yTvNw)

115 Is this the one Dirty Frank assures us is usually strapped to someone's inner thigh?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 09:56 AM (ySpAZ)

116 Luigi the Dwarf Is Sad That No One Is Impressed By the Fact That His Erect Penis Is One Quarter His Height In Length"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2025 09:55 AM (iJfKG)

I am though by the size of his feet which I guess is related.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 09:56 AM (EYmYM)

117 Freud most overrated painter in history imho.
Posted by: The way I see it

His old man was the most overrated medical professional until Fauci came along.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 09:56 AM (77rzZ)

118 Some of us came to the conclusion that when people had to shit, they just looked around and said, "this looks as good a spot as any!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 22, 2025 09:54 AM


Good location? Depends.

Posted by: Gerrold Nadler (D-NY) at September 22, 2025 09:57 AM (0sNs1)

119 Hammered 22-year-old drives 8 blocks with woman's body on windshield of his Nissan Altima after fatally striking her as she rode 'E-bike': Cops

Posted by: SMOD at September 22, 2025 09:58 AM (RHGPo)

120 6 Robert Reich: The Early Years
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 22, 2025 09:31 AM (L/fGl)

LOL - literally my first thought when I saw this pic!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2025 09:58 AM (uWKK8)

121 The Dwarf
mighty ableist of you

Posted by: SMOD at September 22, 2025 09:59 AM (RHGPo)

122 I can’t tell if that’s a dog or a cat.

I’m going either way dog but it’s shaped like the Puma logo.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2025 09:59 AM (6ydKt)

123 Father and son.

https://is.gd/Ici50p

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 22, 2025 09:59 AM (L/fGl)

124 So, when do we get "Fat Naked guy Shitting on an Ottoman"?
Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 09:49 AM

Freud most overrated painter in history imho.
Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 09:54 AM


Freud has become the Yoko/ONT of the Art Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2025 09:59 AM (0sNs1)

125 Heading to the fortress.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 22, 2025 10:00 AM (ufFY8)

126 Pretty f'kin giant dwarf judging by the figures in the background.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 22, 2025 10:00 AM (1Nv0l)

127 He looks like he has his shoes under his knees, like Joe Flaherty in SCTV's parody of John Huston's Moulin Rouge, Lust for Paint.

"Look out, Stretch! How's the weather up there?"

Posted by: Pete in Texas at September 22, 2025 10:01 AM (BHrzb)

128 I’m going either way dog but it’s shaped like the Puma logo.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 22, 2025 09:59 AM (6ydKt)

Heh everything but the tail which is the dog clue.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:01 AM (EYmYM)

129 Like Perry Mason.

https://is.gd/l1dQLR

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 22, 2025 10:02 AM (L/fGl)

130
I see by your outfit
that you are a dwarf.
You see by my outfit
that I am one, too.
We see by outfits
that we are both dwarves,
if you get yourself shortened
you can be one, too!

Posted by: The Dwarf at September 22, 2025 10:02 AM (0sNs1)

131 What a surprising painting. Initially, my display only showed me the top half of the piece, a rough and ready looking man and what looked like a construction going on in the rear, maybe adobe. I thought "western art today!", so imagine my reaction when I embiggened (the painting, I mean).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 22, 2025 10:02 AM (nGBVZ)

132 So now we're stooping to midgetry?

Posted by: DaveA at September 22, 2025 10:03 AM (FhXTo)

133 119 Hammered 22-year-old drives 8 blocks with woman's body on windshield of his Nissan Altima after fatally striking her as she rode 'E-bike': Cops
Posted by: SMOD at September 22, 2025 09:58 AM (RHGPo)

Well, at least she died doing what she loved.

Posted by: vegan pulled pork sandwich at September 22, 2025 10:03 AM (bMLdo)

134 Don't make her mad.

https://is.gd/aMMLQf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 22, 2025 10:03 AM (L/fGl)

135 Been playing Dwarf Fortress, so I am expecting this dude to be drunk and itching for a fight, in between cutting trees to piss off the elves that stop by annually.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 22, 2025 10:05 AM (ufFY8)

136 Freud has become the Yoko/ONT of the Art Thread.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 22, 2025 09:59 AM (0sNs1)

That is a great comparison though Freud is praised by most of the inner art world. Both probably only recognized because of their familial relationships. Otherwise no one would have ever heard of them.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:05 AM (EYmYM)

137 Not having a great day
At least not dead on a windshield

Posted by: Skip at September 22, 2025 10:05 AM (Fz2ke)

138
Here's a pretty good answer to the a-holes complaining about Charlie Kirk Memorial yesterday:

https://x.com/exjon/status/1969968825614623066

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2025 10:05 AM (iJfKG)

139 Wasn't Hobo the Dwarf in an early version of "The Hobbit"?

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2025 10:05 AM (vFG9F)

140 That would suck in the 21st century. In the 19th, it would have been positively mortifying.

Posted by: red speck at September 22, 2025 10:05 AM (0Id0S)

141 The dark side of Sesame Street.

https://is.gd/8EM9gA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 22, 2025 10:06 AM (L/fGl)

142 Okay … who put Randy Newman's 'Short People' on the jukebox?

Posted by: Dr_No at September 22, 2025 10:06 AM (ayRl+)

143 You'd think the artist would have him next to something to give perspective, but no, all we get is the really short legs. He looks like a normal sized man wearing boots on his knees.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 22, 2025 10:07 AM (36PRH)

144 So I assume the ‘free palestine’ NH shooting has become just a local story .

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:07 AM (EYmYM)

145 We give Yoko (and John) a hard time but I was thinking about how she also saw her husband murdered and will say that no one deserves that.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2025 10:08 AM (vFG9F)

146 That's a head scratcher alright.

The Washington Post Is Baffled -- BAFFLED! -- That Charlie Kirk's Memorial Required So Much Security

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 22, 2025 10:08 AM (L/fGl)

147 I am generally against the death penalty, but particularly so in this case. I want him to suffer in a federal prison for the rest of his worthless life, and I don't want to give the Left a martyr, and I want this disgusting furry kept alive so people don't forget what the Left is. He helps to harden people's hearts every moment he breathes.

But, all that being said, I hope that when they sentence this furry, Erika Kirk requests the death penalty in her Victim Impact Statement to the judge. Not because I want him to get the needle, but because I definitely would if a furry killed *my* wife, and I think TPUSA is too valuable to be left in the hands of a cuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 10:09 AM (BI5O2)

148 Robert Reich is not that good looking

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 10:09 AM (iFTx/)

149 "He looks like a normal sized man wearing boots on his knees.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO "

And?

Posted by: Tim Conway at September 22, 2025 10:09 AM (vFG9F)

150 Dwarf in a regular sized man's jacket.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 22, 2025 10:10 AM (O7YUW)

151 Saw a thread where a woman was complaining that she had gone out for a night clubbing and on her uber drive home the "much older" driver hit on her.

Hidden in story was "he mentioned he'd moved to this country a few years ago"

Her take away though was "why do men suck" not "why do we let in so many immigrants"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 10:10 AM (sKqQm)

152
Can I borrow a few bucks? I'm a little short.

Posted by: commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 22, 2025 10:10 AM (g9R7b)

153 Poor guy never gets invited to the Safety Dance.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2025 10:11 AM (vFG9F)

154 I give this painting a thumbs down.

No Axe
No Armor
No book of grudges, Nazgul, or beer

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

155 154 I give this painting a thumbs down.

No Axe
No Armor
No book of grudges, Nazgul, or beer
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 10:11 AM (sKqQm)

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Fatty Bolger, the later years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 10:12 AM (GBKbO)

156 "Free Palestine" always comes with chaos and a serving of actual murder. Great advertising. For a marxist movement.

Posted by: runner at September 22, 2025 10:12 AM (g47mK)

157 So I assume the ‘free palestine’ NH shooting has become just a local story .
Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:07 AM


On the radio this morning, all I heard was along the lines of "shooting at a country club in Nashua." No mention of the "free Palestine" part of it. Things that make you go, hmmm...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 22, 2025 10:12 AM (ySpAZ)

158 Don't like dwarfs. Always getting their nose in other people's business.

Posted by: Tall Paul at September 22, 2025 10:12 AM (oftw2)

159 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 10:09 AM (BI5O2)

She’s already forgiven him . I couldn’t at this time but I understand why she and other Christians do forgive without it be requested. After all it’s in the Lord’s Prayer.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:12 AM (EYmYM)

160 She’s already forgiven him . I couldn’t at this time but I understand why she and other Christians do forgive without it be requested. After all it’s in the Lord’s Prayer.
Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:12 AM (EYmYM)

I see no inconsistency. You can forgive someone and still demand that justice be served.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 10:13 AM (BI5O2)

161 I want him to suffer in a federal prison for the rest of his worthless life


At taxpayer expense? No siree, Bob.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 10:14 AM (77rzZ)

162 Here's a pretty good answer to the a-holes complaining about Charlie Kirk Memorial yesterday:


When any prominent leftist dies of natural causes we get a hate filled set of diatribes demanding violence against the right.

When the left murders a prominent right leaning voice because of his politics we are supposed to...thank the left? Is that what they want?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 10:14 AM (sKqQm)

163 Aternate title:

"Alfonse the Dwarf Made a Handy Living Wandering Around Town in His Begging Hat Into Which Kindly Passers-by Would Drop Coins, Apples, and Occasionally Sausages"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 22, 2025 09:43 AM (iJfKG)

Lol, somehow it seems totally possible.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2025 10:14 AM (snZF9)

164 Hey. That's my good friend Mickey Abbott!

Posted by: Kramer at September 22, 2025 10:14 AM (pcK/3)

165 Don't like dwarfs. Always getting their nose in other people's business.
Posted by: Tall Paul


How do feel about dwarves?

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

166 Like Perry Mason.

https://is.gd/l1dQLR
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 22, 2025 10:02 AM (L/fGl)


In honor of this post... the Perry Mason theme song.

https://youtu.be/QapkGK-6G90

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2025 10:15 AM (ExV1e)

167 I always love it on Seinfeld when Mickey calls Kramer “Ya big APE!”

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at September 22, 2025 10:15 AM (Q0ZGN)

168 162 When the left murders a prominent right leaning voice because of his politics we are supposed to...thank the left? Is that what they want?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 10:14 AM (sKqQm)

======

The funniest part of the whole sordid affair?

Only a third of Democrats think the shooter was right wing. That's the completely unreachable, ideological left that will never imagine their side is capable of violence while they scream for more violence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 10:15 AM (GBKbO)

169 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. CBD made short work of today's thread.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 22, 2025 10:15 AM (2WIwB)

170 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 10:13 AM (BI5O2)

You don’t see inconsistency in forgiving someone and then demanding the death penalty?

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:15 AM (EYmYM)

171 Dropping a sausage on a dwarf sound dirty.

Posted by: guy who thinks everything sound dirty at September 22, 2025 10:16 AM (vFG9F)

172 Some of us came to the conclusion that when people had to shit, they just looked around and said, "this looks as good a spot as any!"

Saw a video from Canuckistan where they interviewed beach shitters. The beach shitters mentioned that it was much more sanitary then using your toilet because the ocean just takes your poop away.

And...this was just like how they did it back home of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 10:16 AM (sKqQm)

173 For anyone with an interest, achondroplasia is a genetic condition whose name means "lack of growth of cartilage". It manifests most noticeably in slow growth oof the long bones of the body (arms and legs) which appear foreshortened compared to the torso, which appears relatively normal. Scoliosis may be a significant feature. Also affected are the bones of the skull which results in a blocky shape of the skull and a prominent forehead, known as 'frontal bossing'.

My daughter, now 51 years old has a similar condition. She is 4 '9" tall and is an accomplished white collar professional, self sufficient woman who has endured multiple orthopedic surgeries, beginning in early childhood. Those who may stare and snicker at her physical appearance are often surprised to learn how normal she is as a person.

Posted by: muldoon at September 22, 2025 10:16 AM (/iMjX)

174 Looks a little like Steve Buscemi

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 22, 2025 10:17 AM (JRP2U)

175 You don’t see inconsistency in forgiving someone and then demanding the death penalty?
Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:15 AM (EYmYM)

Not one bit. "I forgive you, but you still owe."

You can forgive someone for stealing your money and still demand restitution. No difference.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 10:17 AM (BI5O2)

176 159 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 10:09 AM (BI5O2)

She’s already forgiven him . I couldn’t at this time but I understand why she and other Christians do forgive without it be requested. After all it’s in the Lord’s Prayer.
Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:12 AM (EYmYM)
She forgave the killer but he still owes the people of the State of Utah. Don't forget Carla Faye Tucker in Texas.

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2025 10:17 AM (LHPAg)

177 151 Saw a thread where a woman was complaining that she had gone out for a night clubbing and on her uber drive home the "much older" driver hit on her.
Hidden in story was "he mentioned he'd moved to this country a few years ago"
Her take away though was "why do men suck" not "why do we let in so many immigrants"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 10:10 AM (sKqQm)

whenever I hear a story like this, I think "how could you as a young woman never realize, never been told, that if you dress for a club, and spend a night drinking, it is then incredibly dangerous for you to go wandering around by yourself? Bad Things happen when you do that?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2025 10:17 AM (uWKK8)

178
Only a third of Democrats think the shooter was right wing.


I suspect these people have never seen the fact that Cock Curious Avengers was banging a tranny squirrel boy - let alone what was written on the bullets...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 10:18 AM (sKqQm)

179 Dwarfs have found productive employment in the attic and crawl-space encapsulation field.

Posted by: Virginia Crawlspace Systems, Inc. at September 22, 2025 10:18 AM (oftw2)

180 Saw a thread where a woman was complaining that she had gone out for a night clubbing and on her uber drive home the "much older" driver hit on her.

Hidden in story was "he mentioned he'd moved to this country a few years ago"

Her take away though was "why do men suck" not "why do we let in so many immigrants"
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 10:10 AM (sKqQm)
_____

"My Uber driver hit on me" is the current meme that women use to try to impress each other. The drivers are all regulated and the company knows exactly which drivers are taking which passengers to where. It takes a passenger 30 seconds to complain on the app. It's highly unlikely -- but not impossible -- that a driver would be so brazen as to hit on a passenger. That risks getting "fired" and potentially sued. So probably 99% of these stories are either made up or highly embellished.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 10:19 AM (iFTx/)

181 FUN FACT: Peter the Great collected dwarfs. During his drunken debauches he would have them enact historical events and weddings to the howls of laughter of his normal-sized henchmen.

Times were simpler back then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2025 10:19 AM (4a+wk)

182 whenever I hear a story like this, I think "how could you as a young woman never realize, never been told, that if you dress for a club, and spend a night drinking, it is then incredibly dangerous for you to go wandering around by yourself? Bad Things happen when you do that?

The feminist answer to that is "Women shouldn't have to worry about it, therefore talking about it is misogynist"

It is...insane.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 10:19 AM (sKqQm)

183 Only a third of Democrats think the shooter was right wing.

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No, only a third of Dems say they think that. Nobody actually thinks that. But the base will never admit a Leftist did wrong.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 10:20 AM (BI5O2)

184 175 You don’t see inconsistency in forgiving someone and then demanding the death penalty?
Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:15 AM (EYmYM)

Sharia Law is the system where the right to demand justice is given to the individual, or their family. In America, the execution of Justice belongs to the State alone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2025 10:20 AM (uWKK8)

185 That risks getting "fired" and potentially sued. So probably 99% of these stories are either made up or highly embellished.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 10:19 AM (iFTx/)

The whole "rating" system is incredibly cutthroat. Anything less than a 5 and you're ghosted, both as a driver and as a passenger.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2025 10:20 AM (VoAdT)

186 >>Here's a pretty good answer to the a-holes complaining about Charlie Kirk Memorial yesterday:

Here's a better one.

>>@Five_Starrr

>>**PA WEEKLY VOTER REG UPDATE**
9/15-9/22
Net🔴+3,022
Overall Lead🔵+53,847
Gains Since Dec 24🔴+76,877

>>The Charlie Kirk effect is on full display now. The GOP gained over 3k regs & party switching was through the roof (1,756 D's switched to R) WOW! 😮😮😮

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2025 10:20 AM (viF8m)

187 Posted by: muldoon at September 22, 2025 10:16 AM (/iMjX)

Little People Big World was a fantastic show that normalized that condition for a lot of people.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:20 AM (EYmYM)

188 181 FUN FACT: Peter the Great collected dwarfs. During his drunken debauches he would have them enact historical events and weddings to the howls of laughter of his normal-sized henchmen.

Times were simpler back then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2025 10:19 AM (4a+wk)

========

"I like it when the little people hit each other."
-Napoleon Bonaparte's final words on Saint Helena, May 5, 1821.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

189 Serious dwarf needs a serious bath.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 22, 2025 10:20 AM (abIsI)

190 FUN FACT: Peter the Great collected dwarfs. During his drunken debauches he would have them enact historical events and weddings to the howls of laughter of his normal-sized henchmen.

Times were simpler back then.
Posted by: Cicero

Peter the Great was really tall.

When he paid a state visit to France, he picked up the new child-king Louis V and held him in his arms as one would a toddler. There's a famous painting of it.

(Hint, hint, CBD.)

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 10:22 AM (77rzZ)

191 Quick question guys. Was shooter Dylan Roof a leftist?

Posted by: JROD at September 22, 2025 10:22 AM (IrLy/)

192 Muldoon, I'm sorry your daughter had to go thru that. She no doubt gained strength from you and her experiences, which at times were probably cruel and painful.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2025 10:22 AM (vFG9F)

193 You can forgive someone for stealing your money and still demand restitution. No difference.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 10:17 AM (BI5O2)

We are not talking about stealing money. You said you want her to request the death penalty.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:23 AM (EYmYM)

194 In America, the execution of Justice belongs to the State alone.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2025 10:20 AM (uWKK

And the State takes victim impact statements into account alongside prosecution recommendations at sentencing. Not quite so cut and dried.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 10:23 AM (BI5O2)

195 Was shooter Dylan Roof a leftist?

He hated black people certainly, I don't actually remember any of his political statements outside of that.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 10:23 AM (sKqQm)

196 "Sharia Law is the system where the right to demand justice is given to the individual, or their family."

Can't you also pay to get off?

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2025 10:23 AM (vFG9F)

197 One of my favorite comedians is Brad Williams. He's a dwarf. Someone asked where he gets his material. He answered (paraphrasing) by being a dwarf and getting up in the morning.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at Werk at September 22, 2025 10:23 AM (PSEDc)

198 We are not talking about stealing money. You said you want her to request the death penalty.
Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:23 AM (EYmYM)

Yes. And?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 10:24 AM (BI5O2)

199 134 Don't make her mad.

https://is.gd/aMMLQf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

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Yeah, look what happened after she was snubbed in Trump #1. She told him to go back out there and crucify those mofos.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 22, 2025 10:24 AM (1Nv0l)

200 Oh and called her a cuck if she didn’t.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:24 AM (EYmYM)

201 She’s already forgiven him . I couldn’t at this time but I understand why she and other Christians do forgive without it be requested. After all it’s in the Lord’s Prayer.
Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:12 AM (EYmYM)


Thats where I break with my birth religion. Burn the motherfucker.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2025 10:24 AM (snZF9)

202 Which one was Dylan Roof, again? I get all these psychos mixed up.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

203 and by "Pay" I mean give the offended family some goats and a daughter.

Posted by: fd at September 22, 2025 10:24 AM (vFG9F)

204 191 Quick question guys. Was shooter Dylan Roof a leftist?
Posted by: JROD at September 22, 2025 10:22 AM (IrLy/)

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He was a white kid from South Carolina who took a picture with the Confederate Flag in the background, which means that he was MAGA.

More seriously, though, he does seem like the kind of incel, hate filled type who decided that launching a race war was a good thing. Maybe right wing, but a kind of right wing that no establishment figure would ever simp for. I don't remember anyone like MTG saying that the people he shot deserved it.

If the left hadn't outright celebrated Kirk's death, it'd be a very different situation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 10:24 AM (GBKbO)

205 That risks getting "fired" and potentially sued. So probably 99% of these stories are either made up or highly embellished.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 10:19 AM (iFTx/)

The whole "rating" system is incredibly cutthroat. Anything less than a 5 and you're ghosted, both as a driver and as a passenger.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2025 10:20 AM (VoAdT)
______

Yes. Another reason why I think all these stories are bullshit. There's also a cottage industry of plaintiffs' lawyers making a living on filing sex assault cases against Uber for drivers' bad conduct. I think most of these are fake or overblown. There's a pile of $$ in it, so it goes on.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 10:24 AM (iFTx/)

206 Oh and called her a cuck if she didn’t.
Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:24 AM (EYmYM)

Yes. And?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 22, 2025 10:24 AM (BI5O2)

207 Fully clothed dwarf > nude dwarf

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 22, 2025 10:24 AM (GD2xa)

208 'sup 'rons. Dinklage sucks.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 22, 2025 10:25 AM (tL5sl)

209 Compact little fella. Kinda looking a little short about something.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 22, 2025 10:26 AM (2O9ko)

210 Dylann Roof had a manifesto called "The Last Rhodesian" so was on the Right.
Every single other Rightist agrees he's an asshole however and nobody makes excuses for him.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 22, 2025 10:27 AM (tL5sl)

211 Little people can make great music, too.

Like Antonin Dwarfak's New World Symphony.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 10:27 AM (77rzZ)

212 Quick question guys. Was shooter Dylan Roof a leftist?
Posted by: JROD at September 22, 2025 10:22 AM (IrLy/)

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He was a white kid from South Carolina who took a picture with the Confederate Flag in the background, which means that he was MAGA.

More seriously, though, he does seem like the kind of incel, hate filled type who decided that launching a race war was a good thing. Maybe right wing, but a kind of right wing that no establishment figure would ever simp for. I don't remember anyone like MTG saying that the people he shot deserved it.

If the left hadn't outright celebrated Kirk's death, it'd be a very different situation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 10:24 AM (GBKbO)
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I'm not sure what to think about Roof. The leftwing media was very quick to pile on how right-wing he was. They also did the same for the pervert tranny antifag who murdered Charlie. So I'm skeptical.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 10:27 AM (iFTx/)

213 The whole "rating" system is incredibly cutthroat. Anything less than a 5 and you're ghosted, both as a driver and as a passenger.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2025 10:20 AM (VoAdT)

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"The ride was five-star until the driver raped me, so I gave him a four."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 22, 2025 10:27 AM (4a+wk)

214 Dinklage sucks.

He just wants to ensure that no other dwarf faces the humiliation of being paid enormous sums of money for being portrayed as a dwarf.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2025 10:28 AM (ExV1e)

215 191 Quick question guys. Was shooter Dylan Roof a leftist?
Posted by: JROD at September 22, 2025 10:22 AM (IrLy/)

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Someone quoted a recent study at me the the other day. Published in a "reputable journal". Purportedly showing that the right commits the vast majority of "political murders".

A quick perusal of the methodology revealed that they automatically classified *any* racially-motivated murder as 1) poltiical; and 2) rightwing.

So the answer to your question depends on who you are asking. If it's a leftard academic, then "yes". In reality, I don't know.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 22, 2025 10:28 AM (1Nv0l)

216 196 "Sharia Law is the system where the right to demand justice is given to the individual, or their family."

Can't you also pay to get off?

Story a while ago of a guy raping a woman and after being identified, allows someone from the family of the girl to rape his sister in broad daylight in front of a crowd.

Posted by: clarence at September 22, 2025 10:28 AM (QHFMR)

217 Ok I read Roof's manifesto - he rants about blacks and jews. He only tangentially gets into actual political issues in the sense the right and left get into them. He doesn't like immigration and he hates patriotism.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 10:29 AM (sKqQm)

218 215 Someone quoted a recent study at me the the other day. Published in a "reputable journal". Purportedly showing that the right commits the vast majority of "political murders".

A quick perusal of the methodology revealed that they automatically classified *any* racially-motivated murder as 1) poltiical; and 2) rightwing.

So the answer to your question depends on who you are asking. If it's a leftard academic, then "yes". In reality, I don't know.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at September 22, 2025 10:28 AM (1Nv0l)

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Gang fights in prison: right wing.

The entire arson campaign of 2020: not counted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 10:29 AM (GBKbO)

219 Now I recognize that face. It's Snow White's backdoor man.

Posted by: Grumpy at September 22, 2025 10:29 AM (vFG9F)

220 217 Ok I read Roof's manifesto - he rants about blacks and jews. He only tangentially gets into actual political issues in the sense the right and left get into them. He doesn't like immigration and he hates patriotism.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 10:29 AM (sKqQm)

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So...international socialist with national socialist tendencies?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

221 195 Was shooter Dylan Roof a leftist?

He hated black people certainly, I don't actually remember any of his political statements outside of that.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 10:23 AM (sKqQm)

what's most significant is that not a single person in this country publicly cheered about the murders that he committed. He is currently awaiting execution at a federal facility, and I would love to see the hard core anti-DP advocates stand up and tell me why this penalty should not be applied to him.

Btw, it's worth noting that he was another satanic killer who went out of his way to murder Christians actively worshipping inside a church.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2025 10:30 AM (uWKK8)

222 The whole "rating" system is incredibly cutthroat. Anything less than a 5 and you're ghosted, both as a driver and as a passenger.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2025 10:20 AM (VoAdT)

I obsess over my Uber passenger rating. There is a little-known place on the app where you can view the statistical breakdown of your various ratings and by POE determine the last rating you received.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis, Uber-rated 4.9 at September 22, 2025 10:30 AM (GD2xa)

223 Malcolm X and colluded with the KKK to some degree. Because both wanted to provoke a race war.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 10:30 AM (77rzZ)

224 Thanks TJM and Elric.

Posted by: JROD at September 22, 2025 10:30 AM (IrLy/)

225 YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Wikipedia Editors Tried to Delete Article on Murder of Iryna Zarutska, Protected Suspect’s Name

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 22, 2025 10:31 AM (L/fGl)

226 Dylan Roof was likely influence by white supremacy which is not necessarily a political agenda. Today the relatively few white supremacists remaining line up with the Left regard to Israel.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:31 AM (EYmYM)

227 215 Someone quoted a recent study at me the the other day. Published in a "reputable journal". Purportedly showing that the right commits the vast majority of "political murders".

Alex Nowrasteh for CATO. It's been widely panned but not before Bluesky furries could fling it into arguments.
What flummoxes me is how far CATO fell, that they published that steaming bullshit.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 22, 2025 10:31 AM (tL5sl)

228 192 Muldoon, I'm sorry your daughter had to go thru that. She no doubt gained strength from you and her experiences, which at times were probably cruel and painful.
Posted by: fd at September 22, 2025 10:22 AM (vFG9F)
Agreed.

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2025 10:31 AM (LHPAg)

229 the desire for some kind of "race war" was part of Charles Manson's twisted fantasies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2025 10:32 AM (uWKK8)

230 Ok I read Roof's manifesto - he rants about blacks and jews. He only tangentially gets into actual political issues in the sense the right and left get into them. He doesn't like immigration and he hates patriotism.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 10:29 AM (sKqQm)

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So...international socialist with national socialist tendencies?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 10:30 AM (GBKbO)
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He also murdered Christians worshipping in a church. What right-winger does that?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 10:33 AM (iFTx/)

231 230 He also murdered Christians worshipping in a church. What right-winger does that?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 10:33 AM (iFTx/)

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Seems to be those tranny right wingers these days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 10:33 AM (GBKbO)

232 You should hear the way leftards talk about blacks and Jews when they think there's only other white leftists around. A real eye opener.

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2025 10:33 AM (sWw4q)

233 Ok I read Roof's manifesto - he rants about blacks and jews. He only tangentially gets into actual political issues in the sense the right and left get into them. He doesn't like immigration and he hates patriotism.
Posted by: 18-1

Where is he on pecan pie for breakfast?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 22, 2025 10:34 AM (L/fGl)

234 232 You should hear the way leftards talk about blacks and Jews when they think there's only other white leftists around. A real eye opener.
Posted by: ... at September 22, 2025 10:33 AM (sWw4q)

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I had a progressive guy I knew at work outright admit to me, a guy he knew didn't agree with him, that he thought blacks were too stupid to get IDs to vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

235 So, when is Bibi gonna withdraw diplomatic recognition of the UK because the Anglo-Saxons are living on land occupied from the Celts they committed genocide against?

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 10:35 AM (77rzZ)

236 75 You don’t see inconsistency in forgiving someone and then demanding the death penalty?
Posted by: The way I see it
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States are not the same category as people. If you are a Christian, you forgive others for their sins because you want forgiveness for yourself (and religion compels it to some extent) but you submit to civil authority to deal with justice matters.

Thus the civil authority is designed to protect the society--and that civil society can take collective action to protect themselves from criminal individuals and from external threats organized or unorganized. A death penalty for furry troon lover boy would be in the interest of the state because internal disorder has the potential to kill millions in a civil war. So state is under no religious obligation to spare his nasty ass regardless of what the family wants or doesn't want.

In death penalty cases, families are usually allowed to make victim impact statements and all mitigating as well as aggravating factors are before the jury to make the final call.

Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 10:35 AM (WDjG6)

237 whenever I hear a story like this, I think "how could you as a young woman never realize, never been told, that if you dress for a club, and spend a night drinking, it is then incredibly dangerous for you to go wandering around by yourself? Bad Things happen when you do that?

The feminist answer to that is "Women shouldn't have to worry about it, therefore talking about it is misogynist"

It is...insane.
Posted by: 18-1


Simply reply, "GFY. Women have had to do that since the dawn of time".

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 10:36 AM (jddXn)

238 Maybe Bibi should start smuggling Uzis into Cornwall.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 22, 2025 10:37 AM (tL5sl)

239 232 You should hear the way leftards talk about blacks and Jews when they think there's only other white leftists around. A real eye opener.
Posted by: ... at September 22, 2025 10:33 AM (sWw4q)

There was a darkly humorous piece a couple months ago (at least for us) about some leftist Palestinian supporter from LA who organized a trip to Gaza for her and some friends, which included some black sympathizers from California. And she was mad that she had to spend most of the trip telling them not to be upset when they were called "n*****" all the time, and treated like servants by the Palestinians, that they should just accept that because the poor Palestinians had suffered so much.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2025 10:37 AM (uWKK8)

240 238 Maybe Bibi should start smuggling Uzis into Cornwall.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 22, 2025 10:37 AM (tL5sl)

Actually, that should be RFK Jr. It's an old family tradition.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2025 10:38 AM (uWKK8)

241 The feminist answer to that is "Women shouldn't have to worry about it, therefore talking about it is misogynist"
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Also all men are rapists.

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2025 10:38 AM (sWw4q)

242 I had a progressive guy I knew at work outright admit to me, a guy he knew didn't agree with him, that he thought blacks were too stupid to get IDs to vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Progressives put their metaphorical eyes out because they refuse to see empirical evidence that contradicts what they want to believe.

Ironically, many of them hate on religiously observant alleging the same thing--except Christianity and Judaism believe in miracles if the Lord wills it--and that means a suspension of the normal application of science by definition. Leftists have no such out in their nasty pseudo religious cult of Marx.

Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 10:39 AM (WDjG6)

243 Did you know that Ryan Routh, the scumbag who tried to murder Trump on his golf course, is on trial right now in Florida?

Almost nobody knows because they media is barely covering it. Does it seem just a bit odd that the trial of a guy who tried to murder a presidential candidate is getting so little media attention?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2025 10:39 AM (viF8m)

244 239 There was a darkly humorous piece a couple months ago (at least for us) about some leftist Palestinian supporter from LA who organized a trip to Gaza for her and some friends, which included some black sympathizers from California. And she was mad that she had to spend most of the trip telling them not to be upset when they were called "n*****" all the time, and treated like servants by the Palestinians, that they should just accept that because the poor Palestinians had suffered so much.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2025 10:37 AM (uWKK

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The funniest part was that she was obviously caught in the middle of the intersectionality stack.

She had helped march with black activists, but they had to push everything aside because Palestinians are obviously more oppressed.

It's the sort of thing that belongs on a Netflix show no one watches.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 10:39 AM (GBKbO)

245 would not hang

do not have a room small enough to do this painting justice

Posted by: Gref at September 22, 2025 10:40 AM (5rh/l)

246
PBS
Right-wing extremist violence is more frequent and deadly than left-wing violence, data shows
1 day ago

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2025 10:40 AM (kx9a7)

247 I get the feeling pretty much everything was brown (or varying shades of brown) back then.

Posted by: 496 at September 22, 2025 10:41 AM (1OIAD)

248 Did you know that Ryan Routh, the scumbag who tried to murder Trump on his golf course, is on trial right now in Florida?

Almost nobody knows because they media is barely covering it. Does it seem just a bit odd that the trial of a guy who tried to murder a presidential candidate is getting so little media attention?
Posted by: JackStraw

I heard that he's representing himself. That always works out well.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

249 242 Ironically, many of them hate on religiously observant alleging the same thing--except Christianity and Judaism believe in miracles if the Lord wills it--and that means a suspension of the normal application of science by definition. Leftists have no such out in their nasty pseudo religious cult of Marx.

Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 10:39 AM (WDjG6)

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If Marx is right, then America's economic success is a miracle because it betrays all theoretical construct of Marx. Capitalism's successes should be celebrated under Marxism because they are miracles where there should only be oppression and death.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 10:41 AM (GBKbO)

250 The feminist answer to that is "Women shouldn't have to worry about it, therefore talking about it is misogynist"

It is...insane.
Posted by: 18-1
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Because their ego is more developed than their common sense. You (society, daddy, government) ain't the boss of me is the summary of such behavior. Spirit of idiotic rebellion against reality.

Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 10:41 AM (WDjG6)

251 246
PBS
Right-wing extremist violence is more frequent and deadly than left-wing violence, data shows
1 day ago
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 22, 2025 10:40 AM (kx9a7)

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Data told America that the economy was great in 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 10:41 AM (GBKbO)

252 I heard that he's representing himself. That always works out well.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

Too bad he has an idiot for a client.

Posted by: ... at September 22, 2025 10:41 AM (sWw4q)

253 Weren't we supposed to be defunding PBS? Just because a station launders horseshit by reporting on the study rather than on the horseshit doesn't make it smell any better.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 22, 2025 10:42 AM (tL5sl)

254 >>The feminist answer to that is "Women shouldn't have to worry about it, therefore talking about it is misogynist"


"Teach men not to rape!"

Chrissy Hinds got in trouble years ago when she recounted how she was raped, but that it was partly her fault (she was high on drugs and approached some Hells Angels or something like that). She understood that it would not have happened had she not placed herself in that situation.

A woman doesn't deserve to be raped, however, a woman can certainly create the opportunity. This goes for a lot of crime, such as leaving something valuable in plain view in an unlocked car, pulling out a wad of cash in a sketchy neighborhood, and so on.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2025 10:42 AM (GbwPZ)

255 whenever I hear a story like this, I think "how could you as a young woman never realize, never been told, that if you dress for a club, and spend a night drinking, it is then incredibly dangerous for you to go wandering around by yourself? Bad Things happen when you do that?

The feminist answer to that is "Women shouldn't have to worry about it, therefore talking about it is misogynist"

It is...insane.
Posted by: 18-1


Simply reply, "GFY. Women have had to do that since the dawn of time".
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 10:36 AM (jddXn)
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Young ladies aren't getting taught what they should be taught, because to teach what should be taught is a yuge list of "-ists" so it can't be done. Plus, when you get drunk you tend to make bad decisions anyway.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 10:43 AM (iFTx/)

256 > Did you know that Ryan Routh, the scumbag who tried to murder Trump on his golf course, is on trial right now in Florida?
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Isn't there a fairly well respected "court reporter" who has been on cases/trials that the media black-holed?

I cannot for the life of me recall their name(s).

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 22, 2025 10:43 AM (Q4IgG)

257 I had a progressive guy I knew at work outright admit to me, a guy he knew didn't agree with him, that he thought blacks were too stupid to get IDs to vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Jazzy Crockett. I rest my case.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 22, 2025 10:43 AM (L/fGl)

258 "My Uber driver hit on me" is the current meme that women use to try to impress each other. The drivers are all regulated and the company knows exactly which drivers are taking which passengers to where. It takes a passenger 30 seconds to complain on the app. It's highly unlikely -- but not impossible -- that a driver would be so brazen as to hit on a passenger. That risks getting "fired" and potentially sued. So probably 99% of these stories are either made up or highly embellished.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 10:19 AM (iFTx/)

There’s no regulation. All you need is a license and car and voila you are an Uber driver. There is a background check but plenty of if you’re illegal there’s not much to check. Being a citizen is not a requirement.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 22, 2025 10:44 AM (qM1j6)

259 234 I had a progressive guy I knew at work outright admit to me, a guy he knew didn't agree with him, that he thought blacks were too stupid to get IDs to vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

I broke a progressive guy I knew's brain by asking him one three word question :

"Am I Racist?"

He stared at me for an uncomfortable length of time, stammering, because he knew I wasn't, but he wanted to answer "yes" anyway.

Cognitive dissonance in real time.

Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 10:44 AM (UnA8+)

260 I didn't actually think the Hell's Angels were big on rape, but it's possible they were high too.

Posted by: gKWVE says don't do drugs, kids at September 22, 2025 10:44 AM (tL5sl)

261 She had helped march with black activists, but they had to push everything aside because Palestinians are obviously more oppressed.
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She sold out her people in preference to a mythical people.

Posted by: Crusader at September 22, 2025 10:45 AM (TN0g+)

262 >>Right-wing extremist violence is more frequent and deadly than left-wing violence, data shows


People have picked apart the data from the study they've been touting. One example of this is they claim there's more rightwing violence than Muslim violence by not including the 9/11 victims.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2025 10:45 AM (GbwPZ)

263 If Marx is right, then America's economic success is a miracle because it betrays all theoretical construct of Marx. Capitalism's successes should be celebrated under Marxism because they are miracles where there should only be oppression and death.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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They don't get the line in Hamlet. “There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.”

To a leftist, society marches steadily to their utopia, for capitalism to succeed means a regression (makes a lie of historical determinism) which is simply not possible therefore it cannot exist. To Marx, the time for capitalism has passed and it is now the time for the sunlit plains of socialism under the firm control of the dictatorship of the proletariat until paradise becomes heaven under that.

Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 10:45 AM (WDjG6)

264 Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 10:35 AM (WDjG6)

We were talking about Erica Kirk forgiving her husband’s killer not whether the death penalty is appropriate which I think it is.

I don’t think she would be a cuck if she doesn’t request the death penalty and think it would be inconsistent with her forgiving him when there are alternative state punishments for that murder.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:45 AM (EYmYM)

265 Jazzy Crockett. I rest my case.
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"Fundamentally non-serious".

Posted by: Crusader at September 22, 2025 10:46 AM (TN0g+)

266 You don’t see inconsistency in forgiving someone and then demanding the death penalty?
Posted by: The way I see


No. My forgiving you does nothing to absolve you of your crime.

If it did, conversely, if I claim I don't forgive you and want the death penalty carried out by the weekend, will they?

You owe society for your crime.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 10:46 AM (jddXn)

267 There’s no regulation. All you need is a license and car and voila you are an Uber driver. There is a background check but plenty of if you’re illegal there’s not much to check. Being a citizen is not a requirement.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 22, 2025 10:44 AM (qM1j6)


In LA the only requirements seem to be 1) middle eastern; 2) a great love of cologne.

Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2025 10:47 AM (lCppi)

268 >Right-wing extremist violence is more frequent and deadly than left-wing violence, data shows


What data?

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:47 AM (EYmYM)

269 A woman doesn't deserve to be raped, however, a woman can certainly create the opportunity. This goes for a lot of crime, such as leaving something valuable in plain view in an unlocked car, pulling out a wad of cash in a sketchy neighborhood, and so on.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2025 10:42 AM (GbwPZ)

Yes, and Hines' assault brings up another lesson that all good parents try to teach their children, both male and female - if you hang out with bad company, bad things are almost certain to happen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2025 10:47 AM (uWKK8)

270 I heard that he's representing himself. That always works out well.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 10:41 AM (77rzZ)

Any man who represents himself has a fool for a client.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 22, 2025 10:47 AM (qM1j6)

271 >>There’s no regulation. All you need is a license and car and voila you are an Uber driver. There is a background check but plenty of if you’re illegal there’s not much to check. Being a citizen is not a requirement.



I've read that they also will share an Uber driver account - so it may be registered to Amed or Sundeep, but it may be his friend or relative who's the driver. Same for Door Dash.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2025 10:47 AM (GbwPZ)

272 What exactly is so-called "Right-Wing" violence?

As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't exist.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 10:47 AM (XV/Pl)

273
Did you know that Ryan Routh, the scumbag who tried to murder Trump on his golf course, is on trial right now in Florida?

Almost nobody knows because they media is barely covering it. Does it seem just a bit odd that the trial of a guy who tried to murder a presidential candidate is getting so little media attention?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2025 10:39 AM


the Routh assignation attempt trial is getting less coverage than the NJ country club shooting...

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 22, 2025 10:47 AM (tljrc)

274 Happy 9th Anniversary, JJ! You bring sanity and knowledge to the world.

Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2025 10:48 AM (lCppi)

275 Well sure if you classify a tranny fucking furry as right wing, pretty much all violence is right wing.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 22, 2025 10:48 AM (qM1j6)

276 262 >>Right-wing extremist violence is more frequent and deadly than left-wing violence, data shows


People have picked apart the data from the study they've been touting. One example of this is they claim there's more rightwing violence than Muslim violence by not including the 9/11 victims.
Posted by: Lizzy

Leftists never speak with data except to lie, conceal, and twist. Simply put, they speak solely in bad rhetoric (which is why they fail at memeing) which is little more than wish spells where speech determines reality and not objective by nature empirical evidence.

You get as far with a true ideological leftist speaking in dialective as you do with my mother with dementia. They simply can't and won't process it, usually followed by the inevitable turn to personal insults to the speaker of dialectic. That is why cancel culture is baked into the cake for leftists--it denies the efficacy of their word spells and thus cannot be allowed.

Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 10:49 AM (WDjG6)

277 Story a while ago of a guy raping a woman and after being identified, allows someone from the family of the girl to rape his sister in broad daylight in front of a crowd.

Posted by: clarence at September 22, 2025 10:28 AM (QHFMR)


I assume that both women were then stoned to death for not being virgins.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 22, 2025 10:49 AM (ExV1e)

278 I don’t think she would be a cuck if she doesn’t request the death penalty and think it would be inconsistent with her forgiving him when there are alternative state punishments for that murder.
Posted by: The way I see it


Her forgiving him is misplaced. As was so eloquently said on The Morning Report:

If your neighbor borrows and never returns your power drill, or bad mouths you to the neighborhood. You can ignore the transgression and call if "forgiveness" but it isn't forgiveness, its cowardice in the face of an injustice.

If your neighbor apologizes and seeks to replace the damaged or lost drill, or try to clear your name, that is repentance (if they are successful or not) and forgiveness is a divine requirement on Believers.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure


Tyler Robinson has not expressed repentance.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 10:49 AM (jddXn)

279 You don’t see inconsistency in forgiving someone and then demanding the death penalty?
Posted by: The way I see


No. My forgiving you does nothing to absolve you of your crime.

If it did, conversely, if I claim I don't forgive you and want the death penalty carried out by the weekend, will they?

You owe society for your crime.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 10:46 AM (jddXn)

Well said.

Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2025 10:49 AM (lCppi)

280 One is truly forgiven if they are sorry.
Erika Kirk may forgive the killer scumbag on her end, but more importantly, the killer scumbag needs to repent.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 22, 2025 10:49 AM (ufFY8)

281 Ban wildfires!

Smoke from Wildfires Kill 40,000 Americans a Year

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 22, 2025 10:49 AM (L/fGl)

282 >>You don’t see inconsistency in forgiving someone and then demanding the death penalty?


No.
Her forgiveness is a personal act.
Prosecution and execution are state acts. It is in the best interests of the state how they handle him, not for his widow's sake or approval.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2025 10:50 AM (GbwPZ)

283 "My Uber driver hit on me" is the current meme that women use to try to impress each other. The drivers are all regulated and the company knows exactly which drivers are taking which passengers to where. It takes a passenger 30 seconds to complain on the app. It's highly unlikely -- but not impossible -- that a driver would be so brazen as to hit on a passenger. That risks getting "fired" and potentially sued. So probably 99% of these stories are either made up or highly embellished.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 10:19 AM (iFTx/)

There’s no regulation. All you need is a license and car and voila you are an Uber driver. There is a background check but plenty of if you’re illegal there’s not much to check. Being a citizen is not a requirement.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 22, 2025 10:44 AM (qM1j6)
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There is lots of regulation in cities. You need not only a driver's license, but a license to operate a for-hire passenger car. And yes, a background check. And anyone who has a bad experience can not only complain to Uber, but they can complain to the regulatory agency too -- and penalties like fines or suspension can result.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 10:50 AM (iFTx/)

284 Almost nobody knows because they media is barely covering it. Does it seem just a bit odd that the trial of a guy who tried to murder a presidential candidate is getting so little media attention?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2025 10:39 AM

the Routh assignation attempt trial is getting less coverage than the NJ country club shooting...
Posted by: AltonJackson

Failed assassinations like unsuccessful crimes, get scant attention later on when prosecuted. There wasn't a groundswell of coverage for Ford's two wannabe assassins either.

Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 10:50 AM (WDjG6)

285 We forgive people for *our* peace of mind, not theirs. Its not easy, and not something I always remember. But its the truth.

Posted by: Crusader at September 22, 2025 10:50 AM (TN0g+)

286 I've read that they also will share an Uber driver account - so it may be registered to Amed or Sundeep, but it may be his friend or relative who's the driver. Same for Door Dash.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2025 10:47 AM (GbwPZ)

Yep, that too. It’s all one giant fraud.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 22, 2025 10:50 AM (qM1j6)

287 284 Failed assassinations like unsuccessful crimes, get scant attention later on when prosecuted. There wasn't a groundswell of coverage for Ford's two wannabe assassins either.
Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 10:50 AM (WDjG6)

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The Coward Robert Ford?

/jk

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 22, 2025 10:51 AM (GBKbO)

288 272 What exactly is so-called "Right-Wing" violence?

As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't exist.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 10:47 AM (XV/Pl)

If you're the author of that idiotic study, part of it is any crime committed by the Prison Gang, Aryan Brotherhood, because of the Mean Word "Aryan". Doesn't matter that they're all convicted felons and drug dealers and there's not one of them that gives a damn about politics.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2025 10:51 AM (uWKK8)

289 >>I heard that he's representing himself. That always works out well.

He's a lunatic.

The judge has already sealed some of the evidence against Routh and barring him from seeing it claiming it would cause severe harm to national security if it was made public.

Even that wasn't enough to get our clickbait media's attention.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2025 10:51 AM (viF8m)

290 Tyler Robinson has not expressed repentance.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 10:49 AM (jddXn)

I said last night that he should be drawn a quartered with harleys, and Erica should be riding one of them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2025 10:52 AM (snZF9)

291 FML. I'm going to have to go back to Sam's for more meat for jerky closer to the MOME.

I can't stop eating it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 10:53 AM (jddXn)

292 Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 10:46 AM (jddXn)

No the inconsistency would be a Christian forgiving someone and then demanding the death penalty when there are alternative punishments by the state. Honestly I’m at a loss where that’s not obvious .

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:53 AM (EYmYM)

293 Did you know that Ryan Routh, the scumbag who tried to murder Trump on his golf course, is on trial right now in Florida?

Almost nobody knows because they media is barely covering it. Does it seem just a bit odd that the trial of a guy who tried to murder a presidential candidate is getting so little media attention?
Posted by: JackStraw

I heard that he's representing himself. That always works out well.
Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 10:41 AM (77rzZ)
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Representing yourself is an old trick to drag out the trial and appeals for as long as possible, if there's no chance you'll get off. I assume they got this guy dead to rights.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 10:53 AM (iFTx/)

294 >>Failed assassinations like unsuccessful crimes, get scant attention later on when prosecuted. There wasn't a groundswell of coverage for Ford's two wannabe assassins either.

If someone had attempted to assassinate Obama his trial would've led the nightly news every single day of the trial.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 22, 2025 10:54 AM (viF8m)

295 I said last night that he should be drawn a quartered with harleys, and Erica should be riding one of them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


The old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 10:54 AM (jddXn)

296 I’m at a loss where that’s not obvious .
Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:53 AM (EYmYM)

"We are not bodies that have a soul, we are souls that have a body"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2025 10:54 AM (VoAdT)

297 Failed assassinations like unsuccessful crimes, get scant attention later on when prosecuted. There wasn't a groundswell of coverage for Ford's two wannabe assassins either.
Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 10:50 AM (WDjG6)

Early SNL did a couple of hilarious skits mocking that; Squeaky Fromme was probably the most pathetic wannabe assassin in our history. She stepped out in public with a gun she didn't even know how to shoot.

Ford's Presidency was a weird time, hard to relate to people today. Everything that happened on all sides was just stupid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2025 10:55 AM (uWKK8)

298 We forgive people for *our* peace of mind, not theirs. Its not easy, and not something I always remember. But its the truth.

Posted by: Crusader at September 22, 2025 10:50 AM (TN0g+)

I must be a true barbarian, because my peace of mind would come from watching him burn in a volcano.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2025 10:55 AM (snZF9)

299 Tyler Robinson has not expressed repentance.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 10:49 AM (jddXn)

I said last night that he should be drawn a quartered with harleys, and Erica should be riding one of them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2025 10:52 AM (snZF9)
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Love the idea, but not sure Harley is the right ride. Isn't Harley run by woke America-hating assholes now?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 10:56 AM (iFTx/)

300 277 Story a while ago of a guy raping a woman and after being identified, allows someone from the family of the girl to rape his sister in broad daylight in front of a crowd.

Posted by: clarence at September 22, 2025 10:28 AM (QHFMR)

I assume that both women were then stoned to death for not being virgins.

The report did not mention what happened to the women involved after the incidents.

Posted by: clarence at September 22, 2025 10:56 AM (QHFMR)

301 >> One is truly forgiven if they are sorry.
Erika Kirk may forgive the killer scumbag on her end, but more importantly, the killer scumbag needs to repent.


I had a friend whose son was murdered, and it went unsolved for 3 years. In therapy, she and her husband were assisted in working through their pain so that it was not based on any external factors - such as the killer being caught, prosecuted, executed.

So often we hear that victims' loved ones can "find closure" when the killer is jailed, etc.. but that is unhealthy. You should not make your own emotional well-being dependent on the actions of others outside of your control.

I see Erika it as taking responsibility for her pain. She is not demanding others do things to satisfy her emotions, or making herself wait for the "right" legal outcome in order to work through her grief.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2025 10:56 AM (GbwPZ)

302 @294

>>If someone had attempted to assassinate Obama his trial would've led the nightly news every single day of the trial.

Well, that, and cities would be in flames and many calls for national conversations would have ensued and every right of center organization down to local rotary clubs would have federal and local investigators, the IRS and any other alphabet agency in the federal register crawling up their a***s.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 10:56 AM (XV/Pl)

303 Her forgiveness is a personal act.
Prosecution and execution are state acts. It is in the best interests of the state how they handle him, not for his widow's sake or approval.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 22, 2025 10:50 AM (GbwP

It’s the personal act that we are talking about . And the request she demand the death penalty after personally forgiving him .

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 10:56 AM (EYmYM)

304 We were talking about Erica Kirk forgiving her husband’s killer not whether the death penalty is appropriate which I think it is.

Posted by: The way I see it

Not the same. And the widow does not have a veto on punishment nor should she. Her actions are of faith, the state's actions are of state--for her eternal soul, she acts in the direction of her faith--the state has no 'faith' and acts solely to protect the rest of society--from discouraging other assholes from doing this and from just deserts--you intentionally murder someone--then you shall be put to death.

Crime victims do not determine the punishment, twelve jurors do and they are under no obligation to 'forgive' the murderer on behalf of society from a punishment set about from law.

Never warp what is here on the earth versus what is eternal designed for saving the eternal soul. Erika demonstrates her faith by doing what she did and perhaps save the soul of the killer but society acts in the temporal sense--to protect existing society by removing a murderer and setting up an example for other wannabes. Not the same.

Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 10:57 AM (WDjG6)

305 The old ways are the best ways.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 10:54 AM (jddXn)

Yes, they are. Half of mankind evolved into the wastes of skin they are now because the old ways have been forgotten.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2025 10:57 AM (snZF9)

306 I said last night that he should be drawn a quartered with harleys, and Erica should be riding one of them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2025 10:52 AM (snZF9)
____

Love the idea, but not sure Harley is the right ride. Isn't Harley run by woke America-hating assholes now?
Posted by: Elric The Blade


Horses. The Mel Gibson way.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 10:57 AM (jddXn)

307 There's a plethora of Catholic writing on forgiveness- both with and without the repentance of the person who wronged you. It's not easy, but it's what the Lord tells us we are to do: "Forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us."

Forgiveness also bears witness that, in our world, love is stronger than sin.

Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2025 10:58 AM (lCppi)

308 Horses. The Mel Gibson way.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 10:57 AM (jddXn)

Yeah!!

Man, What Women Want was a great movie, wasn't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2025 10:58 AM (VoAdT)

309 "I forgive you, now die" is not inconsistent to me at all

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 10:58 AM (iFTx/)

310
He's an angry elf!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 22, 2025 10:59 AM (xG4kz)

311 Jimmy Kimmel’s future at ABC was up in the air even before his incendiary TV comments, multiple sources told Page Six.
The multimillionaire late-night host had just months left on his deal with Disney and was set to start negotiations with bigwigs later this year.
However, we’re told that ABC may have been getting ready to push him out after this season.

-
Bye, bye antiAmerican guy
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 22, 2025 11:00 AM (L/fGl)

312 This is from uber itself:

“No, you do not need a commercial license or a CDL to drive for Uber in the US, but you do need a valid driver's license, and depending on your city, you may need a local TLC (transportation network company) license, chauffeur's license, or other commercial permits. You also need to meet Uber's specific requirements, such as a background check, vehicle eligibility, and driver profile photo, which vary by region and city.”

Yeah some cities are more strict than others. But they can’t be too strict .I've ben in some Ubers where I was thinking how the fuck is this car legal?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 22, 2025 11:00 AM (qM1j6)

313 Love the idea, but not sure Harley is the right ride. Isn't Harley run by woke America-hating assholes now?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 22, 2025 10:56 AM (iFTx/)


Yeah, but they are ridden by some fierce people. The woke America hating asshole has been vanquished btw.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2025 11:00 AM (snZF9)

314 306 Horses. The Mel Gibson way.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 10:57 AM (jddXn)

Tractors equipped with Top-Fuel Dragster engines.

Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 11:00 AM (UnA8+)

315 I will never forgive the left, the assassin, or the lunatics imposing their moral vision on us.

The assassin deserves a speedy trial and a swift execution.

There is irony in that the method of execution in Utah is firing squad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 22, 2025 11:00 AM (XV/Pl)

316
Horses. The Mel Gibson way.
Posted by: rickb223


Elephants

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 22, 2025 11:01 AM (xG4kz)

317 Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 10:57 AM (WDjG6)

You’re are so off base from the beginning of the conversation .

Again. Poster said he wanted her to demand the death penalty in her victim statement. I said that is inconsistent with her already forgiving him. Poster said she would be a cuck if she did not request it.

Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 11:01 AM (EYmYM)

318 There is irony in that the method of execution in Utah is firing squad.

TBH I've always felt the death penalty should use whatever method the killer used

Posted by: 18-1 at September 22, 2025 11:02 AM (sKqQm)

319 Ford's Presidency was a weird time, hard to relate to people today. Everything that happened on all sides was just stupid.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Most people forget the PR nationalists that tried to kill President Truman at Blair House. Killed a uniformed Secret Service agent named Leslie Coffelt in the line of duty.

I am sure there are a lot more but simply lack the desire to wade into historical prosecutions of unsuccessful assassinations. But simply put, people forget--just like the bravery of Andy Jackson when some dude tried to shoot him twice but the pistol misfired both times.

We forgot what caused the Palmer raids in 1920 and the other attempted assassinations of Lincoln's cabinet ministers in conjunction with the hit on Lincoln.

Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 11:02 AM (WDjG6)

320
There is irony in that the method of execution in Utah is firing squad.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Zombie Gary Gilmore approves

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - what makes you think you are in charge? at September 22, 2025 11:02 AM (xG4kz)

321 Tim Dillon got fired by the Saudis for making a joke about their slavery. We’ll see if his pro Hamas views suddenly shift as well. I suspect they might.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 22, 2025 11:02 AM (qM1j6)

322 Horses. The Mel Gibson way.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 22, 2025 10:57 AM (jddXn)

Tractors equipped with Top-Fuel Dragster engines.

Posted by: XTC at September 22, 2025 11:00 AM (UnA8+)

Thats interesting. He would immediately cease to exist.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 22, 2025 11:02 AM (snZF9)

323 300 277 Story a while ago of a guy raping a woman and after being identified, allows someone from the family of the girl to rape his sister in broad daylight in front of a crowd.

Posted by: clarence at September 22, 2025 10:28 AM (QHFMR)

Saw that story - it happened in Pakistan, of course. That's Sharia law for you.
Knew a oil worker who'd been in Yemen for a while in more peaceful times. He explained why they're so violent; when there's a crime of murder in a village, a family will make up for it by giving the murdered man's family a number of cows, or other wealth. So, every now and then the wealth gets lopsided, and one family starts to own too much, so the villagers will go to war with each other and a bunch of them get shot, and after that they sort it out by apportioning the cattle so everyone's close to even again, and then they're fine for a while. Each village does this every so often.
So don't wonder why the Yemeni's are so violent and barbaric; murdering each other is their national sport.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 22, 2025 11:03 AM (uWKK8)

324 we are souls that have a body"
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Can I exchange mine for a newer model?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 22, 2025 11:03 AM (L/fGl)

325 Can I exchange mine for a newer model?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 22, 2025 11:03 AM (L/fGl)

I think Kia stopped making the Soul a little while ago....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 22, 2025 11:04 AM (VoAdT)

326 You’re are so off base from the beginning of the conversation .

Again. Poster said he wanted her to demand the death penalty in her victim statement. I said that is inconsistent with her already forgiving him. Poster said she would be a cuck if she did not request it.
Posted by: The way I see it a
======
And your statements were overly broad to the extent of meaning little. The state is going to do what the jury tells them is the sentence, the victim can make an impact statement on sentencing, and that is about it. Whatever she decides is right, is her decision to issue whatever statement she wishes or none at all (not mandatory).

I don't know her, know her faith, nor know what is in her heart of hearts and neither do you nor anyone else. So simply let her do what she is going to do and as jruy, feel free to accept or ignore it as they see fit.

Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 11:05 AM (WDjG6)

327 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at September 22, 2025 11:05 AM (77rzZ)

328 274 Happy 9th Anniversary, JJ! You bring sanity and knowledge to the world.
Posted by: LASue at September 22, 2025 10:48 AM (lCppi)
This is the naked truth and should be required in all classes K-12.

Posted by: Eromero at September 22, 2025 11:06 AM (LHPAg)

329 TBH I've always felt the death penalty should use whatever method the killer used

The problem with that is serial killers who tortured their victims.
Executions usually have witnesses. To do something that gruesome in front of the witnesses would be cruel to the witnesses.

Posted by: clarence at September 22, 2025 11:06 AM (QHFMR)

330 321 Tim Dillon got fired by the Saudis for making a joke about their slavery. We’ll see if his pro Hamas views suddenly shift as well. I suspect they might.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
=======
Eh, he is like used toilet paper--I simply do not care what happens to his career nor what he says after this event. He has shown himself to be an opinion whore available for rent. Like John Bolton.

Posted by: whig at September 22, 2025 11:06 AM (WDjG6)

331 You don’t see inconsistency in forgiving someone and then demanding the death penalty?

Forgiveness is orthogonal to punishment / consequences. You can punish a child for setting a tablecloth on fire and still forgive them afterwards.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 22, 2025 11:07 AM (2ocoG)

332 Damn.

The Dwarf
Giacomo Ceruti

It could almost be Robert Reich in a resist fascism costume. imho, of course.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 22, 2025 11:09 AM (NFX2v)

333 @ 271 >>There’s no regulation. All you need is a license and car and voila you are an Uber driver. There is a background check but plenty of if you’re illegal there’s not much to check. Being a citizen is not a requirement.
________________________________________

’splain me this, Batboy: How come we 'need' Uber? It's not as if they're 'excellent' 'n stuff. I get other people's food delivered to my door from diff'rent restaurants often enough to know I'd never use that 'service'. At least they only knock once and leave without waiting for a 'tip'. Oh … wait: The 'tip' would be something like "Bet on 'Quick Service' in the first race"

Posted by: Dr_No at September 22, 2025 11:12 AM (ayRl+)

334 "Again. Poster said he wanted her to demand the death penalty in her victim statement. I said that is inconsistent with her already forgiving him. Poster said she would be a cuck if she did not request it.
Posted by: The way I see it at September 22, 2025 11:01 AM (EYmYM)"

I wouldn't go nearly that far, but I certainly get frustrated with "turn the other cheek" when taken to nonsensical extremes.

She was not wrong, that kid was exactly who Kirk wanted to save, and that is why the left celebrates his death so much. But sometimes people need to be made examples of, and mainstream Christianity has a totally crap record re: sticking up for themselves or for anyone else. Words can save individuals but are wasted in islam/progs as a group in the macro sense.

Leftism and islam both are built around taking advantage of gullible, good-faith groups, while too much of modern churches are all about mush headed middle aged women virtue signalling. That's why I found the reaction of centrists, squishes, and fence sitters here so shocking. I have never, in my adult life, expected them to amount to anything worthwhile. And they still might not - we'll see where this goes.

Posted by: heya at September 22, 2025 11:17 AM (uP6Wd)

335 In a twist of irony, he used to play shortstop for the Giants.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 22, 2025 11:20 AM (i3Xul)

336 I do some driving for Uber, as a side gig. Every ride is recorded, both video and audio. Protection for both the passenger and driver, much like police bodycams.

Many of my passengers are young and frankly very attractive females. I also have no delusions that these women are even remotely attracted to a balding, pudgy, 50-something man.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at September 22, 2025 11:20 AM (9CBNQ)

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