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Saturday Night "Club ONT" September 27, 2025 [The 3 Ds]
Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year." *** On his 74th birthday, an old man received a gift certificate from his wife... The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded to go, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for. The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoon and then say '1-2-3'." When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want." The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" the medicine man responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." The man was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he quickly took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes as she asked "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
Drink of the Night Octoberfest continues. Manicure with a foam head? Why yes, The Club is here for you.
Bringing D.B. Cooper and the @Super70sSports vibe to the beer halls of Munich… pic.twitter.com/FgU2Zsj22g
— Rex Crum (@rexcrum) June 14, 2025
An effort two decades in the making has finally come to fruition for Anheuser-Busch. Despite being considered a cheap beer to avoid, according to customer reviews (and ranking near the bottom of our own taste test of America's top-selling beers), Michelob Ultra has become king of the hill among beer brands. By topping the sales by volume charts for 2025, it has ousted Modelo Especial as America's best-selling beer.Really? Michelob Ultra? Who? Serious question - does this resonate with the Horde? Do you drink Michelob Ultra or know those that do? Perfect setup for this scene from Landman
Tito’s, founded by Bert “Tito” Beveridge in 1997, has grown into one of the most recognized vodka brands in the United States. Lalo, which was founded in 2019 by Eduardo “Lalo” González, David “R” Carballido, and Jim McDermott, builds on González’s family legacy of tequila making. The brand’s blanco is distilled from Highland agave, local Jalisco water and champagne yeast.
Beveridge said the partnership grew out of shared values and a longstanding friendship.
“I’ve known the Lalo founders for a long time. They care about the juice. They keep it simple. They do things the right way, not the flashy way. That felt like home to us,” he said in a statement.
Our study was conducted in a slightly steamy pop-up laboratory inside four connected shipping containers at Lowlands Festival in The Netherlands (August 18–20, 2023). Participants completed an anonymous questionnaire on hygiene, diet, and festival-related behaviour (including alcohol uptake and shared sleeping arrangements).
Amongst the 465 included participants, mosquitoes showed a clear fondness for those who drank beer over those who abstained from the liquid gold.
The Mosquito Magnet Trial, to our knowledge the largest study of its kind, was conducted in a loosely controlled setting with a selection bias towards science loving festivalgoers. That said, using our custom designed experimental set-up, we found that mosquitoes are drawn to those who avoid sunscreen, drink beer, and share their bed. They simply have a taste for the hedonists among us.
Club ONT Game Night Advice
Club ONT Logical Fallacies 'Rons and 'Ettes, put down your bingo card and dobber, hide your meat raffle ticket, and forget all that sports trivia. This is not nacho stacking nor the Wheel of Poor Decisions. The Club is proud to bring you Saturday Night Fallacies. Here is a big list and a few AoSHQ style to get your brain going. Argumentum ad Sock Puppetorium – rolling out your best sock puppets to advance your comment. Argumentum ad Accidental Geniusum - pretending you "barely studied/are no expert" while casually explaining string theory and any other random AoSHQ topics that show up. Argumentum ad Moronicum - (the Horde can take this one) and this one: Argumentum ad MooMoo. Argumentum ad TRexium, Discoum, and Doggium - automatically wins the debate because of short arms, dance moves, and tail chasing. Hit the comments with your Argumentum best.
Club Endorsed Doggos History of Doggos of Awesome. Legendary pups at the link - Wikipedia. Honey Tree Evil Eye seems like a win over Spuds. Bud made a Budweiser choice.
Honey Tree Evil Eye, a female Bull Terrier, was known as Spuds MacKenzie in her role as the Budweiser spokes-dog.Some doggos with built in homing devices.
Baekgu, the Korean Jindo Dog, after being sold by the original owner due to economic hardship to a new owner 300 km away, came back to the original owner after seven months. Bobbie the Wonder Dog, after accidental abandonment on a cross-country trip, Bobbie made his way back over 2,551 miles (4,105 km) to his family's home.
Club ONT Music - We Take Requests? Grey Box requests are accepted in English and polite. You got half of it right. No birthdates.
Top 10ish Comments of the Week. Or thereabout...
Club ONT brought to you by: Only if it's on tap. The can cost more than the liquid character development inside it.
Club ONT regrets that the live band booked for the evening has cancelled. Seems like "Moose Knuckle" was double-booked elsewhere and the other place paid better. "Camel Toe" is busy playing a wedding, so they couldn't fill in. Accordingly, the Club ONT jukebox has been unlocked and is free for the night. Please take turns.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 10:00 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 27, 2025 10:00 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2025 10:00 PM (7qi4l)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2025 10:00 PM (9ipOP)
Posted by: ScaryMary at September 27, 2025 10:01 PM (Hvd9a)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 27, 2025 10:01 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 27, 2025 10:01 PM (L5ksW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2025 10:01 PM (9ipOP)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2025 10:01 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2025 10:01 PM (9ipOP)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at September 27, 2025 10:01 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 10:01 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 27, 2025 10:02 PM (QGaXH)
Hell No. I'm not gay.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2025 10:02 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: QED Texan
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Minivan driven to Charlotte - without incident. *Down Nod to ya*
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 10:03 PM (9RHNH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2025 10:04 PM (9ipOP)
I have no issue with getting loud or shouting some taunts at the other team; that's just regular gamesmanship. But when you start making sexually explicit comments about the players' wives, don't be surprised to get a 9-iron upside the head.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 27, 2025 10:05 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2025 10:05 PM (Q9Vcs)
Wow. You just keep getting better. Thank you for sharing with us.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:05 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at September 27, 2025 10:07 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: TRex - a moose bit my sister at September 27, 2025 10:08 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: ScaryMary at September 27, 2025 10:08 PM (Hvd9a)
Of course I petted her. It's nice for me, now and then, to inspire such a reaction. And yeah it never happens with humans but then what can you do.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 27, 2025 10:08 PM (CHHv1)
Great Saturday Night jokes too!
You three guys do a great job for the Horde, and we surely do appreciate it!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2025 10:09 PM (kB9dk)
Hard to believe, but it has been 1 year since I had my visit with my urologist to figure out why I had recurrent antibiotic-resistant UTIs.
That visit started us down the cancer rabbit hole.
Last October I had imaging done. The day before last year's Texas MoMe -which was also the weekend of my 64th birthday - I found out that I had a large mass and several smaller lesions in my liver, which (along with other indications) were suspicious for cancer.
Early last November, I was told that I did, indeed have a very aggressive type of cancer; if I did nothing I might live an additional 6 months, and even if I did something, I probably only had an additional 6-12 months left.
Through the grace of God - and the prayers of so many people - I am still here. I still don't feel sick, my tumors are shrinking, and my prognosis (knock on wood) is much improved since this time last year.
Thank you to everyone who has been following me on this journey, and to everyone who has prayed on my behalf. Your support has buoyed me and my family over these last 12 months. 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 27, 2025 10:09 PM (SRRAx)
But they make it by diluting it, with filtered water. They water it down. I mean, you could do that myself. I’m sure the bean counters were enthusiasts about it.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 27, 2025 10:09 PM (i+HwW)
Had a rough day.
Tomorrow will be better though
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:10 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2025 10:10 PM (kB9dk)
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It’s the yuutes. They don’t want the carbs.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 27, 2025 10:10 PM (wrRTB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 27, 2025 10:11 PM (lUFok)
Conversely, what does the team eliminated from playoff contention because of the above, send? Asking for the Astros, who don't like the Rangers very much right now.
Posted by: vendette at September 27, 2025 10:11 PM (MR1yy)
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 10:11 PM (9RHNH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2025 10:11 PM (9ipOP)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2025 10:09 PM
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Thanks! Disco and Doggo do all the heavy lifting. I can barely reach the keyboard with my short arms.
Posted by: TRex - the comments still crack me up at September 27, 2025 10:11 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 10:11 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:12 PM (mT+6a)
Had a rough day.
Tomorrow will be better though
I'd sit with you but I've got some viral infection crap going on right now and don't really want to share. I'm sure as a nurse your immune system would body slam it and laugh, but I can't take that chance.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 27, 2025 10:13 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2025 10:13 PM (9ipOP)
Had a rough day.
Tomorrow will be better though
Posted by: nurse ratched
I'll sit.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2025 10:13 PM (Q9Vcs)
You can go to Facebook Marketplace and purchase a life-size mechanical T-Rex! About $2k. Just think about THAT in your backyard 🤪!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 27, 2025 10:14 PM (L5ksW)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 27, 2025 10:14 PM (wHIsE)
Somalia was so pathetic even the Italians were able to colonize part of it in 1889. Kept it until the Brits stomped them there in 1941.
Posted by: Gref at September 27, 2025 10:14 PM (5rh/l)
I personally barely drink anymore myself. A beer here or there or a glass of wine with dinner at a restaurant. But that’s about it. I can’t remember the last time I was drunk. Maybe 10 years?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 27, 2025 10:15 PM (wrRTB)
A truck with legit looking paperwork rolled up, loaded 1,000 cases of several kinds of their product and vanished. It took them a week to discover the loss.
Now, no accusations here, or even hints, but the TXMOME is coming soon.
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at September 27, 2025 10:15 PM (P9xGM)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Evening, nurse. Where is Some Rat with a matchbook to fix our table?
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 10:15 PM (9RHNH)
Posted by: scampydog
Down nod back at ya. What are you driving? How long was the drive?
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 10:16 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2025 10:10 PM (kB9dk)
Why do the mountains look like snow-covered pyramids?
Would the moose in the foreground tell me if I asked?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 27, 2025 10:16 PM (QGaXH)
We will celebrate our birthdays together once again and I'm thankful for that!😍
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at September 27, 2025 10:16 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 27, 2025 10:17 PM (y+G1Q)
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2025 10:17 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 27, 2025 10:14 PM
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Funny you mention that. I've been looking. There are a bunch of dinos available. They're in NJ. Turning over couch cushions. Would LOVE to bring one home.
Posted by: TRex - dino shopper at September 27, 2025 10:17 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 10:11 PM (9RHNH)
* * * *
*an enthusiastic Forrest Gump wave back at 'cha!*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2025 10:17 PM (kB9dk)
A truck with legit looking paperwork rolled up, loaded 1,000 cases of several kinds of their product and vanished. It took them a week to discover the loss.
Now, no accusations here, or even hints, but the TXMOME is coming soon.
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops
Inside job if the paperwork looked legit.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2025 10:18 PM (Q9Vcs)
The Ryder Cup- The Eurofags just want it more. They look forward to it. They look at like a Major. It's hugely promoted it on the Euro PGA Tour. It's why they've won more of them the last couple of decades. They desire it more. Talent wise, both teams are equal. The American's just don't give a shit about it.
Coach James Franklin, proving once again, he can't win the big game. 17-3 Oregon. Game is at Penn State. OSU is going to crush PSU. There defense much better than Oregon's.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 27, 2025 10:18 PM (xA5g+)
Except Bud. That shit is nasty.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:18 PM (k+EOy)
Posted by: Nemo at September 27, 2025 10:19 PM (4RPgu)
Posted by: QED Texan
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Chrysler whatever-o-van. Just over 20 hours of drive time. Scampywife took a couple of shifts - she is a damned good driver, so nap time was no prob.
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 10:19 PM (9RHNH)
Posted by: Dr. T at September 27, 2025 10:19 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Catman at September 27, 2025 10:19 PM (3Kepb)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 27, 2025 10:19 PM (L5ksW)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2025 10:19 PM (cCu74)
Likely. I imagine ATF and FBI are looking closely at employees who are suddenly prosperous.
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at September 27, 2025 10:20 PM (P9xGM)
Hard to believe, but it has been 1 year since I had my visit with my urologist to figure out why I had recurrent antibiotic-resistant UTIs.
That visit started us down the cancer rabbit hole.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy
Teresa - Ive been following your journey since you first mentioned it here. Congratulations and wish you continued good health and recovery.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 27, 2025 10:20 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 27, 2025 10:20 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
Our president, Donald J. Trump, doesn’t drink. Charlie Kirk didn’t drink.
I haven’t been drunk since freshman year of college, and that wasn’t often.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 10:21 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:21 PM (mT+6a)
Would the moose in the foreground tell me if I asked?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 27, 2025 10:16 PM (QGaXH)
* * * *
*ahem*
That's a caribou, not a moose. They are not particularly chatty but I hear they are definitely delicious!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2025 10:21 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2025 10:21 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 27, 2025 10:22 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at September 27, 2025 10:22 PM (VCgbV)
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Brilliant! I mean, in an elegant sort of way. I thoroughly denounce such lawlessness. They probably even helped them load their truck.
A similar ruse was effected at a 7-11 ATM. A confederate placed an “out of order” sign on the unit the day prior. The next day a van rolled up with two guys in some sort of uniform. “We’re here to pick up the ATM”
Clerk: “Oh, great! Let me give you a hand loading it up”.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 27, 2025 10:22 PM (o/qTI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:23 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at September 27, 2025 10:23 PM (P9xGM)
So glad to hear you are doing well, Teresa!
Posted by: ScaryMary at September 27, 2025 10:23 PM (Hvd9a)
***looks both ways, furtively sneaks up to the jukebox, hits "E6", slinks away as the opening bars of "YMCA" start playing ***
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 27, 2025 10:24 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 27, 2025 10:24 PM (wrRTB)
Posted by: illiniwek
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No birthday suit, illiniwek - pants on. Happy BirfDay!
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 10:25 PM (9RHNH)
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Brilliant! I mean, in an elegant sort of way. I thoroughly denounce such lawlessness. They probably even helped them load their truck.
A similar ruse was effected at a 7-11 ATM. A confederate placed an “out of order” sign on the unit the day prior. The next day a van rolled up with two guys in some sort of uniform. “We’re here to pick up the ATM”
Clerk: “Oh, great! Let me give you a hand loading it up”.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 27, 2025 10:22 PM (o/qTI)
Pro Tip: Where ever you are, act like you belong there.
Posted by: Gref at September 27, 2025 10:25 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2025 10:25 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2025 10:25 PM (cCu74)
***looks both ways, furtively sneaks up to the jukebox, hits "E6", slinks away as the opening bars of "YMCA" start playing ***
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 27, 2025 10:24 PM (SRRAx)
Considers X-13 'Afternoon Delight'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 27, 2025 10:25 PM (QGaXH)
Years ago, Jonah Goldberg wrote a column praising Bud. Figures. As for me, A-B's equine-micturition method of brewing doesn't appeal.
Posted by: Nemo at September 27, 2025 10:26 PM (4RPgu)
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at September 27, 2025 10:26 PM (P9xGM)
Oregon and OSU are vastly different schools.
Fuck the ducks. I HATE Oregon.
Posted by: nurse ratched
I step out of the office and PSU scores. I am, apparently, an albatross for Penn State.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 27, 2025 10:26 PM (xA5g+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2025 10:27 PM (9ipOP)
Posted by: scampydog
We’re driving a Chrysler while our Sienna is in the shop—one more week! We took it on our Midwest road-trip. Mrs. QED is short of stature and finds the Chrysler especially uncomfortable. I find it to be thirsty and truck-like (not a compliment).
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 10:27 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2025 10:25 PM
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Amen. Well said.
Posted by: TRex - is there ice cream in Club ONT? at September 27, 2025 10:27 PM (cCn4/)
I've never been able to drink Bud. It always gives me a headache.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2025 10:28 PM (Q9Vcs)
BC, you don't watch American Werewolf in London for the story or the music. You watch it to see Jenny Agutter naked.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2025 10:28 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:29 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at September 27, 2025 10:29 PM (P9xGM)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
Our president, Donald J. Trump, doesn’t drink. Charlie Kirk didn’t drink.
*
I haven’t been drunk since freshman year of college, and that wasn’t often.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025
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I gave it up in August 1986. Missed the stuff for a little while, a year or so, but the benefits of sobriety were too great. Now I don't even think about it any more unless I'm very tired or hungry.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2025 10:29 PM (cCu74)
Posted by: QED Texan
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30+ mpg on our roady. Seating is weird in those vehicles. Pedal on the right and in the middle seem further away than they should. Back survived trip, so a win.
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 10:29 PM (9RHNH)
Posted by: Rum Dum at September 27, 2025 10:30 PM (oftw2)
Thank you to everyone who has been following me on this journey, and to everyone who has prayed on my behalf. Your support has buoyed me and my family over these last 12 months. 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 27, 2025 10:09 PM (SRRAx)
Praise our Lord! This is the best news!
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2025 10:30 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 10:30 PM (9RHNH)
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at September 27, 2025 10:29 PM
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I wondered about the inspector that walked through Club ONT earlier today. They gave us a passing grade, so maybe it was OK? Maybe the moose outside told them it was OK to have a look around.
Posted by: TRex - fake but accurate at September 27, 2025 10:31 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2025 10:31 PM (lCppi)
We will celebrate our birthdays together once again and I'm thankful for that!😍
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at September 27, 2025 10:16 PM (VCgbV)
Me, too! Can't wait! 🎉🎉🎉
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 27, 2025 10:32 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Large Wild Ruminant at September 27, 2025 10:32 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2025 10:32 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Gref
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The European countries were so intent on subjugating and extracting their colonies wealth that they were left in no better and many times worse shape than before. Except Britain.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2025 10:32 PM (7qi4l)
Posted by: Gref at September 27, 2025 10:32 PM (5rh/l)
Shanked it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:29 PM (mT+6a)
Coug'ed it.
Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2025 10:33 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 10:33 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: LASue
Amen sister!
I HATEHAYEHATEHATE THE DUCKS.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:33 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 27, 2025 10:34 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 27, 2025 10:34 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Gref
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The European countries were so intent on subjugating and extracting their colonies wealth that they were left in no better and many times worse shape than before. Except Britain.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2025 10:32 PM (7qi4l)
They all chased the scraps Britain left after picking the best places/areas.
Posted by: Gref at September 27, 2025 10:34 PM (5rh/l)
I am in awe of your strength, fortitude and fight in this battle against one of the most aggressive cancers. You are our miracle 'ette, and I pray that continues for a very long time. Can't wait to see you in TX to celebrate in person...
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 27, 2025 10:35 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: Orson at September 27, 2025 10:35 PM (dIske)
My bday is on the 6th. I will be with both my boys and my DiL in SoCal.
Couldn’t ask for a better day.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:35 PM (mT+6a)
Hard to believe, but it has been 1 year since I had my visit with my urologist to figure out why I had recurrent antibiotic-resistant UTIs.
That visit started us down the cancer rabbit hole.
Last October I had imaging done. The day before last year's Texas MoMe -which was also the weekend of my 64th birthday - I found out that I had a large mass and several smaller lesions in my liver, which (along with other indications) were suspicious for cancer.
Early last November, I was told that I did, indeed have a very aggressive type of cancer; if I did nothing I might live an additional 6 months, and even if I did something, I probably only had an additional 6-12 months left.
Through the grace of God - and the prayers of so many people - I am still here. I still don't feel sick, my tumors are shrinking, and my prognosis (knock on wood) is much improved since this time last year.
Thank you to everyone who has been following me on this journey, and to everyone who has prayed on my behalf. Your support has buoyed me and my family over these last 12 months. 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the
Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2025 10:35 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: TRex - fake but accurate at September 27, 2025 10:31 PM (cCn4
She dippin’ Copenhagen and swallerin’ it? She tough.
Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2025 10:36 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2025 10:36 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops
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True of WW II military. A clipboard, pencil, crisp uniform and you, Private, could go anywhere.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2025 10:36 PM (7qi4l)
Posted by: Rum Dum With DTs. at September 27, 2025 10:38 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade
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We're not going away.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2025 10:38 PM (7qi4l)
Posted by: TRex - dino shopper
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Seriously?????
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 27, 2025 10:38 PM (cCn4/)
God is so good, and He has a plan for our lives. Sometimes we wonder what He's doing . . . Keep the faith and thank you for sharing your journey with us. Prayers continue.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 27, 2025 10:38 PM (OAsOu)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 27, 2025 10:39 PM (lUFok)
Thank you to everyone who has been following me on this journey, and to everyone who has prayed on my behalf. Your support has buoyed me and my family over these last 12 months. 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake,
Praise the Lord! And continued prayers for you!!
Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2025 10:39 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops
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True of WW II military. A clipboard, pencil, crisp uniform and you, Private, could go anywhere.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2025 10:36 PM (7qi4l
Certainly.
Zombie James Bond
Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2025 10:39 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: scampydog
The climate controls are not intuitive on the Chrysler. We often get 30+ on the road in our Sienna (which has logical controls).
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 10:40 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Large Wild Ruminant
Looks like a tundra reindeer.
https://tinyurl.com/mtfu93ea
Posted by: rickb223 at September 27, 2025 10:41 PM (Q9Vcs)
Posted by: JackStraw
Sail-gating is a thing. It’s awesome. And it was a spectacular day. Mountains were hazy though, too many forest fires.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:41 PM (mT+6a)
* * * *
I'll take mint chocolate chip or Moose Tracks, if it's handy! Or even plain chocolate...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 27, 2025 10:41 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 27, 2025 10:41 PM (GHjw9)
Posted by: scampydog
The climate controls are not intuitive on the Chrysler. We often get 30+ on the road in our Sienna (which has logical controls).
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 10:40 PM (fveCG)
Are controls and their locations on ANY current vehicles logical?
Posted by: Gref at September 27, 2025 10:42 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops
Make sure you are wearing dirty work boots, jeans, and a blaze orange vest or shirt. Hell, someone may ask you to settle an issue with the build.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2025 10:43 PM (cYBz/)
It really is a tale right out of Monty Python. "Also public order, let's face it, the Romans are the only ones who could do it in a place like this"
Posted by: gKWVE at September 27, 2025 10:43 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 27, 2025 10:14 PM
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Funny you mention that. I've been looking. There are a bunch of dinos available. They're in NJ. Turning over couch cushions. Would LOVE to bring one home.
Posted by: TRex - dino shopper at September 27, 2025 10:17 PM (cCn4/)
Wouldn't it be cheaper just to set up a DinoDate ap?
Posted by: RickZ at September 27, 2025 10:43 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 27, 2025 10:43 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2025 10:30 PM (Wmg4n)
Next CT scan is on November 3rd, at which time the oncological surgeon is pretty sure that my tumors will be small enough for him to go in and remove the largest one surgically and blast the remaining smaller ones to smithereens.
I have had abdominal surgery in the past, so I already know what to expect in terms of recovery (although it has been 10 years since then). But this will give me the best chance of long-term survival.
I have had a "fun" year fulfilling some of the items on my bucket list - spent a LOT of money doing that, but I have NO regrets as far as that goes. Our anniversary party probably ran as much as the cruise that we cancelled - it was money well spent!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 27, 2025 10:44 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2025 10:44 PM (Wmg4n)
I've mentioned recently I've been arising at 5:30 every morning and walking six miles. I see the same people walking their doggos everyday including one young lady - maybe mid-30's - 40's throwing a ball for her dog. She wears shorts that show off her very nice legs - one of the best parts of my walk.
Today she was wearing long pants.
Winter is coming.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 27, 2025 10:45 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Gref
Our Sienna is a 2018. Newer vehicles are moving everything to the screen. Ugh. That sucks.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 10:45 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Gref
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Gref speaking facts and truths.
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 10:45 PM (9RHNH)
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2025 10:44 PM (Wmg4n) 135 Is Toby around? This game is way too tight, looks like Bama may beat us.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2025 10:44 PM (Wmg4n)
The Bama OL is providing the QB plenty of time to look for open receivers. Key to the game in my opinion.
Posted by: Gref at September 27, 2025 10:47 PM (5rh/l)
I saw the boats. Looked like a great time.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2025 10:47 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2025 10:36 PM (viF8m)
Yep, A perfect day for football on Lake Washington. I remember about 2 days like that during my entire time there. Most were wet and very cold from the stupid metal bleachers.
Posted by: LASue at September 27, 2025 10:48 PM (lCppi)
I didn't vote for this.
I voted for these protestors to get flattened under the treads of a tank, not allowed to run away and regroup.
Do better Trump!
Posted by: Rbastid at September 27, 2025 10:48 PM (Y7uBg)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 10:48 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops
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If there is a stopwatch attached to the clip board, and wearing a helmet, then IE, doing time and motion study.
The butt of *many* jokes among other engineering disciplines.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 27, 2025 10:48 PM (XeU6L)
One year ago tonight, I was not a happy camper. In the dark, no water, and would be for the next 6 days.
On the bright side, what was Invest 94L, and is now Tropical Depression #9, which will be Tropical Storm Imelda looks to be turning west from the projections. The trend is our friend, as the GSP boys declared it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 27, 2025 10:48 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2025 10:49 PM (mlg/3)
by Arlo Guthrie (1947-)
Mooses come walking up over the hill.
Mooses come walking. They rarely stand still
When mooses come walking, they walk where they will.
And mooses come walking up over the hill.
Mooses look into your window at night.
They look to the left and they look to the right.
The mooses are smiling; they think it’s a zoo.
That’s why the mooses like looking at you.
So, if you see mooses while lying in bed,
It’s best to just stay there, pretending you’re dead.
The mooses will leave, and you’ll get the thrill
Of seeing the mooses go over the hill.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 27, 2025 10:49 PM (wLsnt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:49 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 10:49 PM (9RHNH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:49 PM (mT+6a)
Polynikes, I admire your skill and just *love* that painting! Hooray for whichever Moron wins it!
- - -
I had quite a few posters & t-shirts, featuring Spuds MacKenzie. Wore out the shirts, gave the posters to lil bro. He still has one or two, I think.
Posted by: JQ at September 27, 2025 10:50 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:50 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 10:19 PM
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Just asking - is the van big enough to hold a life size mechanical T-Rex?
Posted by: TRex - maybe we need a bigger van at September 27, 2025 10:50 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: TRex
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If you fold the arms, it's doable.
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 10:52 PM (9RHNH)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 27, 2025 10:52 PM (vV6n9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 27, 2025 10:52 PM (JkO4W)
https://shorturl.at/CIMWg
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2025 10:53 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 27, 2025 10:53 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: TRex - maybe we need a bigger van at September 27, 2025 10:50 PM (cCn4/)
Maybe a juvenile one? I’ve documented getting A LOT of crap in a minivan.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 10:54 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:54 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 10:54 PM (fveCG)
Another sign that we are no longer a proper country.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 27, 2025 10:55 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 27, 2025 10:56 PM (4eutJ)
Posted by: Cicero
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True. Living legend vs. apocryphal... or something the like
Posted by: young scampydog wanted Nessie to be true at September 27, 2025 10:56 PM (9RHNH)
https://shorturl.at/CIMWg
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2025 10:53 PM
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It won't shock you, but I have the full listing open on my laptop right now. 25 in total.
Their T-Rex is "slightly used" but "well loved." Apparently they have two. Can't pick up until after Nov 9.
Posted by: TRex - bargain shopper at September 27, 2025 10:57 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 10:58 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Cicero
Wrong! DBCooper is pretty awesome. He gave me my first flying lesson.
Swearsies!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:59 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 27, 2025 10:59 PM (xA5g+)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 11:00 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 27, 2025 11:00 PM (ZTJjv)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 11:00 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 27, 2025 11:00 PM (n7CIX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 27, 2025 11:01 PM (xA5g+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 11:01 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 10:19 PM
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Just asking - is the van big enough to hold a life size mechanical T-Rex?
Posted by: TRex - maybe we need a bigger van
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Seriously? That's #2.....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 27, 2025 11:01 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 27, 2025 11:01 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2025 10:25 PM (cCu74)
$.65 six packs of Black Label back in the mid 80's.
We used to bum enough at lunch to have the homeless guy by the dumpsters at 7-11 buy us one on the way home from school.
Posted by: Reforger at September 27, 2025 11:02 PM (oFukc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 11:02 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2025 11:02 PM (9ipOP)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 27, 2025 10:59 PM (xA5g+)
I feel that way with stocks. Pissed about a company and want it to go bankrupt, convince me to invest in it, they'll be packing the place up by noon.
Posted by: Rbastid at September 27, 2025 11:03 PM (Y7uBg)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel
I’m never quite sure which is better. The elation of making the list or the relief of not making the list.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 11:03 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2025 11:03 PM (ZmEVT)
Their T-Rex is "slightly used" but "well loved." Apparently they have two. Can't pick up until after Nov 9.
Posted by: TRex - bargain shopper
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OMW, he does......
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 27, 2025 11:03 PM (cCn4/)
We used to bum enough at lunch to have the homeless guy by the dumpsters at 7-11 buy us one on the way home from school.
Posted by: Reforger
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*shakes fist at Reforger* Blocked out memories of Black Label just said, "Hello. Remember those adventures?"
Posted by: young scampydog wanted Nessie to be true at September 27, 2025 11:04 PM (9RHNH)
I was in the forward CP and every night we had set up I would sneak the Air Officers out of camp and we wouid swing back an play OpFor, testing security etc. Nothing too serious, it almost became a 2 week game of who could spot us before we could tag them. Mainly because Air Officers are so cool, the troops relax. It 's a bit like when the strict parents leave Ocean's 11 in charge while they're out of town.
Well on this particular leg we 0-12 which really impressed me. I was so busy trying to figure out how these lazy jackwagons (HeadQuarters) had sharpened up so quickly. Someone finally busted out laughing that they could smell onions before I was even im their sector, the rascals. Gunny questioned my common sense and before I could distract (because he was on to something) our wicked smart FAC let slip that we were eating onions and radishes to better simulate the Russian OpFor (which was news to me at the time)
Anyway, no mosquitoes were harmed in this story because they cant stand onions
Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 27, 2025 11:04 PM (ciYHQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2025 11:06 PM (9ipOP)
Posted by: Don Black at September 27, 2025 11:06 PM (AOsQT)
Heavy Metal? Hah.
Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuBeBjqKSGQ
This is on par with the best of Led Zeppelin, Dio and Black Sabbath.
Posted by: Arbalest at September 27, 2025 11:06 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Rum Dum With DTs. at September 27, 2025
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You know, I think you're right and I'm misremembering. A quart of Falstaff in 1971 might have been .50, and a single stack of saltines (which I often bought with the beer) another .50.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2025 11:07 PM (cCu74)
Posted by: young scampydog wanted Nessie to be true at September 27, 2025 11:04 PM (9RHNH)
Meisterbrau...
Posted by: Reforger at September 27, 2025 11:07 PM (oFukc)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2025 11:07 PM (ZmEVT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 11:08 PM (mT+6a)
isn't there a DB Cooper that posts here? Pilot what Fights wildfires I think. If so, that's a good guy.
Posted by: ScaryMary at September 27, 2025 11:08 PM (Hvd9a)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 11:08 PM (fveCG)
33m
The Operational Command of the Polish Armed Forces states that Polish and allied aircraft have been scrambled due to the activity of Russian long-range aviation currently carrying out strikes against targets in Western Ukraine. In addition to the scramble of on-duty fighter pairs, ground-based air defense systems as well as radar reconnaissance have reached a state of highest readiness across Poland
21m
A NATO A330 Multirole Tanker Transport (MRTT), operated by the Royal Netherlands Air Force, is currently up over Eastern Poland, alongside an unknown number of fighter aircraft carrying out Combat Air Patrols (CAP) against the threat of ongoing drone and missile strikes against Ukraine
7m
Lublin and Rzeszów Airports in Eastern Poland have been closed due to “unplanned military activity related to ensuring state security.”
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2025 11:09 PM (7qi4l)
Posted by: young scampydog wanted Nessie to be true at September 27, 2025 11:09 PM (9RHNH)
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 11:09 PM (9RHNH)
isn't there a DB Cooper that posts here? Pilot what Fights wildfires I think. If so, that's a good guy.
Posted by: ScaryMary
Yes. And he’s a very nice guy. I keep trying to get him to go to a MoMe.
Someday.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 11:10 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 27, 2025 11:10 PM (ZTJjv)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2025 11:10 PM (ZmEVT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 11:11 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel
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Brown Derby? Cobb salad AFTER beer (I think, memory fuzzy).
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 11:12 PM (9RHNH)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 11:12 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 11:13 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: vendette at September 27, 2025 11:13 PM (MR1yy)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 11:13 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at September 27, 2025 11:13 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: Gref at September 27, 2025 11:13 PM (5rh/l)
Knowing the perfect argumument but not putting it in comments
Posted by: Long time commenter, first time reader at September 27, 2025 11:13 PM (ZyxlU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 11:13 PM (mT+6a)
"Michael Cohen startles the MSNBC panel by saying he thinks Comey is guilty
"I believe likely he will be found guilty. I think he likely committed a crime."
(back to qdpsteve)
And then the MSNBC screen went black for 10 seconds. When the show returned, Cohen was gone, and there was a huge bloody red spot where he sat...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2025 11:14 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2025 11:14 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 27, 2025 11:14 PM (L5ksW)
Heavy Metal? Hah.
Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuBeBjqKSGQ
This is on par with the best of Led Zeppelin, Dio and Black Sabbath.
Posted by: Arbalest at September 27, 2025 11:06 PM (FlRtG)
Damn
Posted by: Javems at September 27, 2025 11:14 PM (8I4hW)
Really makes you appreciate Major Kendra Shaw
I'm really tired of these Twitter Folk. You tell them for the 3rd time to stop demonizing you as a subhuman deserving death and they want to WhatAbout or refer to some bs study that claims 87% of violence is right wing. If they could read the read the room they start trying to convince me we can share this country together
Posted by: Fenrisulven at September 27, 2025 11:15 PM (ciYHQ)
Knowing the perfect argumument but not putting it in comments
Posted by: Long time commenter, first time reader
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*golf clap* well done.
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 11:15 PM (9RHNH)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 11:15 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2025 11:15 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 11:15 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2025 11:16 PM (9ipOP)
You're really gonna do it?!
🦖😳
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 27, 2025 11:14 PM
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The spirit is willing, but sleeping on the couch is sub-optimal.
Posted by: TRex - it followed me home. Can we keep it? at September 27, 2025 11:16 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at September 27, 2025 11:16 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: Veeshir at September 27, 2025 11:16 PM (ZyxlU)
I hate Oregon.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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I still want west coast teams to do well. But yeah... Ducks...bleh.
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 11:16 PM (9RHNH)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 27, 2025 11:16 PM (xA5g+)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 27, 2025 11:17 PM (2NHgQ)
My response to them is almost always "Bullshit. Fuck you and fuck your fake studies." Keep repeating it until they give up. Let THEM be on the defensive and frustrated for a change.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2025 11:17 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 11:12 PM (9RHNH)
Bottled Brown Derby that was $.99/6 pack in 1970.
About the same taste as Hamm’s. Certainly better than Schlitz.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 27, 2025 11:17 PM (ZTJjv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 11:17 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 27, 2025 11:18 PM (GfoLK)
Posted by: young scampydog wanted Nessie to be true at September 27, 2025 11:09 PM (9RHNH)
It is nice to be back. I appreciate this place, even if just to lurk.
Posted by: ScaryMary at September 27, 2025 11:18 PM (Hvd9a)
Posted by: mot at September 27, 2025 11:19 PM (fIPNY)
Posted by: TRex - it followed me home. Can we keep it?
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as long as it's a free donation....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 27, 2025 11:19 PM (cCn4/)
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Fun memories seem to outweigh the questionable beer choices or our youth. And the wallet/lack of money in those days.
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 11:19 PM (9RHNH)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 27, 2025 11:19 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2025 11:10 PM (ZmEVT)
Not according to a bunch of YT vids that just popped up a couple of hours ago. Ukes just destroyed massive amounts of Russian troops and weapons. Really!
(I doubt it)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2025 11:19 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba
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Write off.
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 11:20 PM (9RHNH)
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 11:19 PM
Amen!!
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 27, 2025 11:20 PM (ZTJjv)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 27, 2025 11:18
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Yes, this is rather late...any chance you have a note to support that excuse?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 27, 2025 11:21 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: TRex - it followed me home. Can we keep it?
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as long as it's a free donation....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 27, 2025 11:19 PM
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So you're saying there is a chance...
Posted by: TRex - never say never at September 27, 2025 11:21 PM (cCn4/)
My bday is on the 6th. I will be with both my boys and my DiL in SoCal.
Couldn’t ask for a better day.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:35 PM (mT+6a)
Hi Nurse R
What part of So. Cal will you be visiting? Come by Huntington Beach and take a walk on our pier.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 27, 2025 11:21 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 11:21 PM (fveCG)
Thinking you have a great argument but it's fooking stoopid.
Which funnily enough, is an example of argumentum ad tardium
Posted by: Veeshir at September 27, 2025 11:22 PM (ZyxlU)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2025 11:10 PM (ZmEVT)
Not according to a bunch of YT vids that just popped up a couple of hours ago. Ukes just destroyed massive amounts of Russian troops and weapons. Really!
(I doubt it)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 27, 2025 11:19 PM (uQesX)
More like they killed 6 bears and a sounder of wild boars.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 27, 2025 11:22 PM (S/Y4j)
_________________
Love 'em or hate 'em... Aespa is always willing to experiment and take chances
https://youtu.be/jWQx2f-CErU
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 27, 2025 11:22 PM (vKEG1)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba
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Write off.
Posted by: scampydog
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Say more words, please....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 27, 2025 11:22 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2025 11:23 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Gref at September 27, 2025 10:34 PM (5rh/l)
Mexico had an existing, semi advanced civilization, fully developed agricultural system, and massive deposits of gold and silver. Spain looted and wrecked all of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2025 11:24 PM (ga4qQ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
I’ll have an appropriate repartee sometime tomorrow.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 11:24 PM (fveCG)
I hate Oregon.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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I still want west coast teams to do well. But yeah... Ducks...bleh.
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 11:16 PM (9RHNH)
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Cougs won!
Huskies lost!
Woohoo!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2025 11:25 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 27, 2025 11:25 PM (vKEG1)
I’m waiting for when Elvis becomes involved.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 27, 2025 11:25 PM (wrRTB)
Posted by: ScaryMary at September 27, 2025 11:26 PM (Hvd9a)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2025 11:26 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 27, 2025 11:27 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: t-dubya-d at September 27, 2025 11:27 PM (ZwScn)
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 11:28 PM (9RHNH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2025 11:26 PM (8z6SV)
Not to get into a generation food fight but this one can be absolutely attributed to Milenials.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 27, 2025 11:28 PM (wrRTB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2025 11:28 PM (8z6SV)
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Fun memories seem to outweigh the questionable beer choices or our youth. And the wallet/lack of money in those days.
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 11:19 PM (9RHNH)
I remember Price Chopper and Knickerbocker or Genessee beer being $0.99/ 6 pack in upstate NY (Troy) in the late '70's.
Question for Upstate NY crowd: does Freihofer's bakery still exist? Their chocolate chip cookies were considered a delicacy !
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 27, 2025 11:29 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2025 11:30 PM (cCu74)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 27, 2025 11:30 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: scampydog
Congratulations on your first visit to Buc-ee’s! Moderation in all things.
Posted by: QED Texan at September 27, 2025 11:30 PM (fveCG)
I think the furthest west one, closest to California, is in Goodyear AZ. (What's weird is that a lot of midwest or Texas legendary places, such as Whataburger, have their westernmost location there as well.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2025 11:30 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2025 11:30 PM (ZmEVT)
Decent golf courses though.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2025 11:31 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 27, 2025 11:31 PM (ZmEVT)
The Ducks really beat Oregon State's ass in the Civil War (I refuse to call it anything but that).
Posted by: PabloD at September 27, 2025 11:32 PM (WIjYx)
Posted by: ScaryMary at September 27, 2025 11:33 PM (Hvd9a)
The bad Orangeman posted a cartoon of himself firing Powell. The usual suspects are all rushing to their fainting couches.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 27, 2025 11:33 PM (wrRTB)
I’m waiting for when Elvis becomes involved.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
There was an X post that went down some conspiracy trail about Erika Kirk. It was a tip toe through the tulips of madness. I went back to watching kittuh videos as that is what X is truly for.
Anyway, it's obvious that James Franklin is a CIA/Mossad plant.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 27, 2025 11:33 PM (xA5g+)
Posted by: t-dubya-d at September 27, 2025 11:27 PM (ZwScn)
No way! I thought Brown Derby was really good. I was young at the time. Hamm’s had the best spinning lamp shades as advertisements in bars out west.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 27, 2025 11:33 PM (ZTJjv)
Posted by: PabloD at September 27, 2025 11:34 PM (WIjYx)
I’m waiting for when Elvis becomes involved.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
I KNOW NOTHING!!!
Posted by: Bigfoot at September 27, 2025 11:34 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2025 11:35 PM (8z6SV)
Martin Landau would've made a great Vulcan/Romulan.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,, coming to you live from the Roller Disco of Discord! at September 27, 2025 11:35 PM (kpS4V)
Decent golf courses though.
Posted by: Diogenes
Bandon Dunes? I really want to go there. It's a bit steep cost wise and it would take a lot of planning.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 27, 2025 11:36 PM (xA5g+)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
They bought a house in Winchester.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 11:36 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: scampydog
There's one not 15 minutes away from us. We love it but it is so damned crowded that you can't find a parking spot Soooooo - folks leave their cars at the gas pumps (all 150 of them) while they go into the building to pee and buy $75 of stuff for each passenger in the vehicle.
The locals only stop during the night when it is more civilized.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2025 11:37 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Negotiations are coming up and he's jockeying for position.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2025 11:37 PM (7qi4l)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 27, 2025 11:37 PM (wrRTB)
·
9h
Multiple talent agents are reportedly in talks to sign AI “actress” Tilly Norward, created by AI talent studio Xicoia.
Posted by: Don Black at September 27, 2025 11:38 PM (AOsQT)
Thinking you have a great argument but it's fooking stoopid.
The ONT is one place where I figure I can feel comfortably stoopid...🙄💇
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 27, 2025 11:38 PM (L5ksW)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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they absolutely do, or at least did during my last visit, and still are absolutely delicious!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 27, 2025 11:39 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: PabloD at September 27, 2025 11:34 PM (WIjYx)
Didn't get that far south.
But Salishan was a nice course.
Got to Newport and fell in with evil-doers at the Rogue River brewhouse.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2025 11:39 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
They bought a house in Winchester.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 11:36 PM (mT+6a)
Not familiar with Winchester. You don't perhaps mean Westchester (near LAX) or Westminster (Orange County) ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 27, 2025 11:40 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: PabloD
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Not Diogenes responding, but I have 50 or so rounds in at Bandon (not a flex - I had business in Bandon for 10 years or so). Get your uncle there. It is golfer paradise.
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 11:40 PM (9RHNH)
The fine guitar solo on that cut is played by Amos Garrett, who moved to Turner Valley, Alberta, because he is an avid trout fisherman. He formed what became the house band at the King Eddy hotel in Calgary, Amos Garrett and the Eh? Team. Always put on a fine show.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2025 11:40 PM (o46Y5)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 27, 2025 11:40 PM (ZTJjv)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 27, 2025 11:41 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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they absolutely do, or at least did during my last visit, and still are absolutely delicious!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 27, 2025 11:39 PM (cCn4/)
Intertubes are telling me they closed down most if not all of their upstate locations some time last year. And they are now owned by Bombo Bakeries, which iirc is a mehican company...?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2025 11:41 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 27, 2025 11:42 PM (vKEG1)
"Argumentum ad temperantiam" is appeal to moderation or "temperance".
Ie, that position is too extreme, the middle is always correct.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 27, 2025 11:42 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: ScaryMary at September 27, 2025 11:43 PM (Hvd9a)
Posted by: David Lee Roth at September 27, 2025 11:43 PM (8z6SV)
Had a rough day.
Tomorrow will be better though
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2025 10:10 PM (mT+6a)
Transmits virtual hugs via INternet. Looking forward to a real one in Corsicana
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2025 11:44 PM (o46Y5)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 27, 2025 11:21 PM (cCn4/)
I had one, but it got lost, boys.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 27, 2025 11:44 PM (GfoLK)
So that you know to expect a shitty beer.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Amen to that.
*Oh, it's quite hoppy!*
-- Man bunned, neck bearded Millennial
Translation: Bitter as shit. Real garbage.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2025 11:44 PM (cYBz/)
Supposedly it leaves out a LOT of nasty stuff, including how badly Michael Anthony and other assistants to Van Halen were treated from 1978-85.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2025 11:45 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 27, 2025 11:45 PM (4eutJ)
A late argument?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 27, 2025 11:41 PM (w6EFb)
I'm one of those people who figures out a great response anywhere from 6 hours to 6 years later.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 27, 2025 11:45 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 27, 2025 11:29 PM
They still make them.
Freihoffer's chocolate chip cookies are great. You have to eat the whole box within an hour or they go stale.
Then I discovered that if you put them in the nukester they were just as good.
Posted by: Veeshir at September 27, 2025 11:46 PM (ZyxlU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2025 11:46 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
++++
Caliber Vodka* is about $10 / liter.
Clean. You can get hammered on it without getting Cisco headache.
*Wal-Mart house brand.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 27, 2025 11:46 PM (/lPRQ)
https://is.gd/1pwp6C
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
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Hollywood: No real actors, no new movie ideas, lots of coke and other crap.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2025 11:47 PM (7qi4l)
Argue in the style of mr moomoo? Be the contrarian to end all contrarian.
Can't do that. I'm not good with words any but if you want that, please invite mr moomoo back. He'll handle it!
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 27, 2025 11:48 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 27, 2025 11:48 PM (4eutJ)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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they absolutely do, or at least did during my last visit, and still are absolutely delicious!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 27, 2025 11:39 PM (cCn4/)
Freihofer's were always looked forward to when returning to school if you lived sufficiently far enough away.
Observation - I'm working off a phone and an IPad. My original question shows up as post 284 on the IPad and 285 on the phone....
How can that be?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 27, 2025 11:48 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: qdpsteve
A-Treat (Out of Allentown) Birch Beer, Creme Soda, Root Beer - hell, they even have Black Cherry and Pineapple! You'd love them.
Hard to find though.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 27, 2025 11:49 PM (cYBz/)
Worst I ever had was in Germany. Eichbaum pilsner. Tasted like it was filtered through a sock full of pfennigs.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 27, 2025 11:49 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 27, 2025 11:21 PM (cCn4/)
I had one, but it got lost, boys.
Posted by: tankdemon
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Let me guess...the dog ate it....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 27, 2025 11:49 PM (cCn4/)
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Putin's stretching out a bit or they are larking.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2025 11:49 PM (7qi4l)
How can that be?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
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A comment got disappeared.
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 11:49 PM (9RHNH)
- Mtn Dew original
- mango juice
- sweet tea
I call it a Man-tea-go. A little rum tastes good in it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2025 11:49 PM (8z6SV)
==
Observation - I'm working off a phone and an IPad. My original question shows up as post 284 on the IPad and 285 on the phone....
How can that be?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 27, 2025 11:48 PM (QGaXH)
Refresh the phone, someone's comment was nuked.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2025 11:50 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
3 dead, 8 injured according to Steve at Agenda-Free TV.
Posted by: Oedipus at September 27, 2025 11:50 PM (Z6vKV)
Would love to try Sprecher's *maple* root beer. Their regular sodas are sweetened with honey. (Still really tasty.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 27, 2025 11:51 PM (8z6SV)
Posted by: t-dubya-d at September 27, 2025 11:52 PM (ZwScn)
Turns out he meant 7PM, not 7AM Zappa was a night owl, usually getting up at the crack of one or two in the afternoon or whatever and working far into the night.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 27, 2025 11:52 PM (RBKX8)
When you type a post but either your thoughts get mixed up or auto cucumber turns it into meaningless garbage...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 27, 2025 11:52 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Just checked with my brother who is still living in upstate NY...he reports that the Freihofer's name still exists, by Entenmann's makes much of their product now...
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 27, 2025 11:55 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: Radioactive G-Spot at September 27, 2025 11:56 PM (au8iU)
How can that be?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
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A comment got disappeared.
Posted by: scampydog at September 27, 2025 11:49 PM (9RHNH)
I guess I got corn-fused. I thought the phone was the more recent refresh, as though a comment was inserted prior to 284. They match now so all is good.
Carry on.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 27, 2025 11:57 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: TRex - it followed me home. Can we keep it? at September 27, 2025 11:16 PM (cCn4/)
I can hear your conversation with Grateful about this opportunity... :-)
Posted by: Iris at September 27, 2025 11:59 PM (bOJ2I)
Yikes, suspect fled in boat! They have a person of interest.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2025 12:00 AM (n7CIX)
Posted by: Radioactive G-Spot at September 27, 2025 11:56 PM (au8iU)
I keep looking for Nick Nasal and His Nine Nasty Nosepickers.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2025 12:00 AM (2WIwB)
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Scampywife is also wise to Argumentum ad Dummyism. Wishing you well, my short-armed Dino fren.
Posted by: scampydog at September 28, 2025 12:02 AM (9RHNH)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 28, 2025 12:05 AM (wrRTB)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at September 28, 2025 12:06 AM (iNp3L)
Posted by: Radioactive G-Spot at September 27, 2025 11:56 PM (au8iU)
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Hairy Phlemballs would be a relief. My neighborhood used to be quiet. Now I hear Retardo Montelban and his mother-fracking bass orchestra nightly.
Posted by: ScaryMary at September 28, 2025 12:06 AM (Hvd9a)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2025 12:08 AM (7qi4l)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 28, 2025 12:09 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Iris at September 27, 2025 11:59 PM
327 Wishing you well, my short-armed Dino fren.
Posted by: scampydog at September 28, 2025 12:02 AM
***
The negotiations so far are going as well as you would expect.
Posted by: TRex - brother, can you spare a dollar? at September 28, 2025 12:10 AM (fW5M7)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2025 12:10 AM (7qi4l)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
3 dead, 8 injured according to Steve at Agenda-Free TV.
Posted by: Oedipus
According to Grok: A gunman reportedly arrived by boat, opened fire on the restaurant and surrounding area, then fled by boat. Initial reports described it as an active shooter situation.
I must admit, that is a new wrinkle on Credit Card Captains. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2025 12:11 AM (cYBz/)
They got the job done, though. Back then I cashed a LOT of $5 checks to get throut THE WEEKEND!
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at September 28, 2025 12:12 AM (iNp3L)
Posted by: Tracknar at September 28, 2025 12:16 AM (xHkBX)
Iliniwek...my last full day in my 60s will be next Fri, the 3rd. So close in age, I was born in Rockford, were you born in IL?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at September 28, 2025 12:16 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Iris at September 27, 2025 11:59 PM
327 Wishing you well, my short-armed Dino fren.
Posted by: scampydog at September 28, 2025 12:02 AM
***
The negotiations so far are going as well as you would expect.
Posted by: TRex - brother, can you spare a dollar?
*************
Well, that's an interesting take...
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 28, 2025 12:16 AM (cCn4/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2025 12:17 AM (o46Y5)
Have they taken care of Nidal Hassan yet?
Posted by: Braenyard
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Last I heard, Hegseth was asking permission to execute him. No word on whether Trump has said Yes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 28, 2025 12:17 AM (n7CIX)
On Honey Tree Evil Eye, AKA Spuds Mackenzie - it was a girl because they didn't want boy-bits showing up in the ads.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 28, 2025 12:19 AM (gUs21)
PBR (in bottles) was my go to in California. About 10.25 for a 12 pack, but then you add that stupid CRV tax. Still the cheapest good beer available there. Of the Big 3, I could drink Miller High Life, or Genuine Draft, but they don't match PBR on price or taste.
Now that I'm in Florida, I can get Yeungling for about 25 bucks for a case. Just today, however, I found this Mexican supermarket called Bravo, and there I picked up a Polish beer called Brok. 9.99 for a 12 pack, and lemme tell ya, it reminded me of Becks when Becks was still a proper German lager. Crisp, with maybe a hint of green apple ahead of a palate-cleansing hop bite. Half-point deduction for the 11.2 oz bottle (I hate that - lookin' at you, Stella Artois). Have I mentioned lately how much I love Florida?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 28, 2025 12:19 AM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Pizza for breakfast is commitment to happiness. I'm kinda jealous.
Posted by: scampydog at September 28, 2025 12:20 AM (9RHNH)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba
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We see you smiling behind that poker face. Your yard will soon be filled with TRex's - much like those garden gnomes and flamingos.
Posted by: scampydog at September 28, 2025 12:25 AM (9RHNH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Pizza for breakfast is commitment to happiness. I'm kinda jealous.
Posted by: scampydog
*************
totally agree....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 28, 2025 12:25 AM (cCn4/)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba
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We see you smiling behind that poker face. Your yard will soon be filled with TRex's - much like those garden gnomes and flamingos.
Posted by: scampydog
***********
you a betting man?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at September 28, 2025 12:27 AM (cCn4/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2025 11:24 PM (ga4qQ)
And ritual human sacrifice and torture, and cannibalism. Especially against the cultures that had all the gold and silver.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2025 12:29 AM (rbvCR)
WHo was the woke dingbat academic-ess who assured us the Maya (or whoever) was "humane" in their child sacrifices?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2025 12:30 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba
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Only if the stakes are morning pizza.
Posted by: scampydog at September 28, 2025 12:31 AM (9RHNH)
It's been cloudy around here -- it's cleared off now, but it's been cloudy around sunset and I missed being able to see the thin crescent Moon. I've been trying to see how "young" a Moon I can see of late.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2025 12:32 AM (w6EFb)
Heavy Metal? Hah.
Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuBeBjqKSGQ
This is on par with the best of Led Zeppelin, Dio and Black Sabbath.
Posted by: Arbalest
Damn
Posted by: Javems
Kill the wabbit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2025 12:36 AM (63Dwl)
Decent golf courses though.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 27, 2025 11:31 PM (2WIwB)
That is just the state government. It appears that the Unions found out that pervs were easier to control that merely corrupt politicians.
Gov Tina Kotex put out a statement today that she has no idea why Trump is putting military units in Portland, since Portland is safe and no one is in any danger there at all. She has not mentioned the nightly siege at the federal building so that is not within her definition of "danger" or "threat".
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2025 12:36 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 28, 2025 12:39 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2025 12:40 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 28, 2025 12:43 AM (4eutJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 27, 2025 11:49 PM (7qi4l)
They reportedly had red flashing lights on them, so it is nice that Putin followed standard conventions for drones.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2025 12:43 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2025 12:45 AM (o46Y5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 28, 2025 12:46 AM (4eutJ)
Posted by: ScaryMary at September 28, 2025 12:48 AM (Hvd9a)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 28, 2025 12:49 AM (8z6SV)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 28, 2025 12:52 AM (0nHVk)
If it does anything for you, and if you use only once in a while, and not all the time, and don't drink, I wouldn't worry about it.
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