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Trump Sues the New York Times for Defamation, Seeking $15 Billion
Plus, Quick Hits.
College students are growing more tolerant of using force to stop viewpoints they dislike, and less tolerant of campus visitors with viewpoints at either end of the political spectrum, according to an annual survey of nearly 70,000 students by the Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression and College Pulse. More than a third of students would "at least rarely" accept the use of violence to stop a campus speech (34%), 10 percentage points higher than its 2021 survey, while majorities would block other students from attending such a speech (54% versus 41% in 2021) and shout down a speaker (71% from 66%), all "record highs." "For the first time ever" since it started the surveys, expanding from 55 campuses in 2020 to 257 in this report, most students say their schools should block speakers who hold any of six views associated with the left or right on hot-button cultural issues, FIRE said Tuesday. The view they are most willing to tolerate is "Children should be able to transition [identify as the opposite sex, socially or medically] without parental consent," the only one of the six to command a majority in last year's report. This year it's 49%. The least likely to be tolerated: "Black Lives Matter is a hate group," at 24%. The others: "Transgender people have a mental disorder" (25%), "The Catholic Church is a pedophilic institution" and "The police are just as racist as the Ku Klux Klan" (both 38%), and "Abortion should be completely illegal" (40%). Each fell several points from last year.Terrific: The Georgia official who constantly denies any election irregularities in Georgia is now running for governor. As a "Republican."
Republican Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger on Wednesday launched his campaign to run for governor. "I'm a conservative Republican, and I'm prepared to make the tough decisions. I follow the law and the Constitution, and I'll always do the right thing for Georgia no matter what," Raffensperger said in his campaign launch video.A Facebook group about breastfeeding has banned the words "mamas" and "ladies" because they don't want to offend the transgender chest-feeders, who might murder them if they refuse to buckle.
James Esses
@JamesEsses Facebook group for breastfeeding women, with over 57,000 members, has banned 'gendered language'. Posts that begin "hey ladies" or "hey mamas" will be immediately deleted. This is the continued erasure of the concept of womanhood and motherhood.
Words are not violence. When you pretend that views that oppose your own are violence, you are justifying the use of actual violence towards the speaker.
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) September 17, 2025
Gender ideology’s reliance on tropes and slogans like ‘words are violence’, its constant rationalisation and justification of… pic.twitter.com/wTEfVKbk8a
J.K. RowlingThe left is shrieking about Trump walking in front of "King" Charles, just like they freaked out about Trump dumping his fish food into the koi pond when walking with the Japanese PM. And as in that case: Trump was following the lead of the leader he was meeting with. It's actually protocol for the guest to walk first before the "king."
@jk_rowling Sep 11 If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal. If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist. If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian. If you believe political opponents should be punished with violence or death, you're a terrorist.
Oh god..he's walking infront of the King, like Charles doesn't even exist or matter! pic.twitter.com/mI5Du5nYNb
— Narinder Kaur (@narindertweets) September 17, 2025
The media has lied and gaslighted that a MAGA member killed the MAGA hero Charlie Kirk, and their braindead audience believes them:
Only 8% of Democrats know that Charlie Kirk's assassin was a liberal.
— Cabot Phillips (@cabot_phillips) September 16, 2025
They don't believe their side is violent because the legacy media refuses to tell them the truth. pic.twitter.com/OhprtuS4GH
But you have to give the far left credit. Starting last week, they set their minds on convincing as many people as possible that Kirk's killer was a Republican and polling shows it worked.[Sacramento Bee:] In the poll, a slim majority of respondents, 51%, said they believe Kirk's killer was motivated by political beliefs. Twenty-one percent said they were fueled by "something other than political beliefs" and 28% said they were not sure... Twenty-four percent said that, as far as they know, the person who shot Kirk is a Republican, while 21% said the shooter is a Democrat. Fifteen percent said the killer is affiliated with neither major party, and a plurality, 40%, said they're not sure.
CNN propagandist and liar claims that left-wing assassination attempt on Brett Kavanaugh — following high level Dems’ incitement — is an example of right-wing violence. Sick. https://t.co/1E8kM3K91s
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) September 17, 2025
"Under this administration, the FBI has arrested more than 23,000 violent criminals," Patel said. "Twenty-three thousand in seven months. That's twice as many year to date last year. We've taken over six thousand firearms off the streets. Six thousand guns are no longer in the hands of criminals in seven months." "We've identified and found and located 4,700 child victims, that is a 35 percent increase year to date, last year, he added. "We've arrested 1,500 child predators, that is a 10 percent increase year to date last year in just seven months. We've assisted our partners with countless counter-terrorism operations around the world. We've captured at the FBI four of the most top 10 wanted fugitives in the world in seven months."Pudgy loudmouth Jasmine Rachet wasn't convinced.
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This saddens me so much. I just don’t understand.
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) September 17, 2025
She started getting fat and instead of doing something about it, now she dresses like a lesbian college professor.
Get to the root of the problem @JasmineForUS! https://t.co/tdz3Ckl0CG
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 17, 2025 06:32 PM (NFX2v)
Just got here, too late to express my indignation in the last thread.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!, female gentleman at September 17, 2025 06:32 PM (zYpTz)
The two surviving officers who were shot Wednesday are in critical but stable condition, authorities said.
Mea culpa, Ace.
Back to read all above.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 17, 2025 06:33 PM (NFX2v)
The two surviving officers who were shot Wednesday are in critical but stable condition, authorities said.
oh no.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2025 06:34 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2025 06:34 PM (abIsI)
Then move to Canada or Europe and do us a big favor............
Posted by: Jackson at September 17, 2025 06:34 PM (X7dyz)
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I don't understand. How many ways are there to do this? Tit goes in the kid's mouth, and there you go. What else is there to discuss?
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2025 06:35 PM (AOsQT)
I saw this and hoped that he had tied it to any NYT declarations that he was a nazi, fascist, dictator, or a Putin stooge, especially in the wake of what leftist media had done to Charlie Kirk.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2025 06:35 PM (i24o9)
Trump is trying to get their attention.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 17, 2025 06:36 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2025 06:36 PM (oOhQ4)
Gold Jerry. Gold.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2025 06:36 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 17, 2025 06:37 PM (f1kZG)
It's amazing what government can do when it focuses solely on the job it is supposed to do.
The job of the FBI is putting criminals behind bars. Not Catholics. Not school board attendees. Not people who misgender someone else.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at September 17, 2025 06:38 PM (gDhA9)
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 17, 2025 06:38 PM (xqQi7)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2025 06:38 PM (CNl8/)
Well, the FIRST problem is...why is there Facebook group for "breastfeeders?"
Secondly, why are there 57K members of this idiotic group.
Enough with the fake, stupid "support" groups, America. Fucking losers.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 17, 2025 06:39 PM (8zTho)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2025 06:39 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Jackson at September 17, 2025 06:39 PM (X7dyz)
https://x.com/JBFlint/status/1968440879451930750
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 17, 2025 06:38 PM (xqQi7)
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As the millennials in my office would say this gets me 'bricked up'
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2025 06:39 PM (GjxrJ)
Posted by: toby928 reminds you at September 17, 2025 06:40 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2025 06:40 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2025 06:35 PM (AOsQT)
It's not as easy as you'd think. There is a lot of fiddly stuff involved in getting the baby properly "latched on" that isn't instinctual for either party
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 17, 2025 06:40 PM (lFFaq)
AI, checked for accuracy:
Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro was in Chester, PA, on Wednesday, September 17, 2025, just hours before a police-involved shooting was reported in York County, PA.
During his visit to Chester:
He attended an event with law enforcement to highlight public safety improvements and a decline in violent crime in the city.
He addressed remarks made by former President Donald Trump regarding the potential use of the National Guard to address crime in Philadelphia, stating that Pennsylvania was "prepared" to respond.
He later traveled to York County after the shooting there occurred
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 17, 2025 06:40 PM (NFX2v)
The idiots tried that with Trump and QE II -- he walked in front of her! Aiiiieeeee! Nope, the Queen gestured for Trump to walk ahead, as did Chuckles, as it common courtesy for a head-of-state guest at the royal household, etc.
Chuckles and Trump are having a big time, cracking wise with each other.
They are now trying to make a scandal of Melania's yellow dress at the state dinner. If you're into this stuff, the Daily Mail has more than you can stand.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2025 06:40 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Estelle Costanza at September 17, 2025 06:40 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2025 06:38 PM
Nice.
Posted by: toby928 reminds you at September 17, 2025 06:41 PM (jc0TO)
Real headline: Disney's ABC is awarding Jimmy Kimmel a vacation before they fire his ass in 3 months.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2025 06:41 PM (abIsI)
And now I just don't care anymore.
Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2025 06:41 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2025 06:41 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2025 06:41 PM (g47mK)
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The King doesn't matter any more as he is too weak to insist that his government (yes, it is his government) protect his people from invaders and internal predators. And as it is his government he could dismiss it and order a fresh election but he is too weak to do so. After all, what could they do? Behead him?
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2025 06:41 PM (unUNN)
Posted by: 496 at September 17, 2025 06:39 PM (GjxrJ)
frfr
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 17, 2025 06:41 PM (OUU1O)
Posted by: Serious Cat
He'll get his Participation Emmy next year just like Colbert got one a few days ago.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 17, 2025 06:43 PM (Ju+GI)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 17, 2025 06:43 PM (f1kZG)
The two surviving officers who were shot Wednesday are in critical but stable condition, authorities said.
oh no.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2025 06:34 PM (KRtlO)
That house had some serious weaponry in it. This and a couple other things I've heard make me wonder if this was a Cartel house.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 06:43 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: toby928 at September 17, 2025 06:43 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 17, 2025 06:43 PM (A1Xjk)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2025 06:40 PM (CNl8/)
they can keep him , their choice
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2025 06:43 PM (g47mK)
Some questions shouldn't be answered.
Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2025 06:44 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Jackson at September 17, 2025 06:39 PM (X7dyz)
Yes!
Posted by: Bill Gates, Tech Weirdo With Man Boobs at September 17, 2025 06:44 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2025 06:44 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 06:44 PM (uWKK8)
Learn to be funny.
Posted by: toby928 at September 17, 2025 06:43 PM (jc0TO)
Learn to each shite , Kimmel
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2025 06:44 PM (g47mK)
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Of course he is, it's his turn now and he is comfortable about winning as he has all the fraud in place.
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2025 06:44 PM (unUNN)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
I have heard "The only 'intuitive user interface' is the nipple. Everything else is learned."
Guess not even that one is intuitive.
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2025 06:44 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at September 17, 2025 06:45 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2025 06:45 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2025 06:45 PM (g47mK)
Crop dusting !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2025 06:45 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2025 06:35 PM (AOsQT)
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First off, women like to talk about everything they do.
But to the point, a lot can go wrong and my wife ended up with a life-threatening infection that required intravenous antibiotics.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2025 06:45 PM (ZOv7s)
Hmmmm, I'm not sure that is the case. Some[/] of the ABC's affiliates have pulled that asshoe off indefinitely but I don't think it is system wide at this point.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 06:45 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 17, 2025 06:45 PM (lFFaq)
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Jane D'Oh won't be happy about that
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2025 06:45 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2025 06:46 PM (gpah0)
Learn to be funny.
Posted by: toby928 at September 17, 2025 06:43 PM (jc0TO)
This is the kind of winning I'm not tired of. (stupid Ctrl-V)
Posted by: Darrell Harris - Je Suis Charlie at September 17, 2025 06:46 PM (0CU3H)
And most of the liquored up sister humpers in the state will vote for him.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2025 06:46 PM (abIsI)
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Iryna felt safe until some sub-human piece of shit just up and killed her. Crockett may identify with the sub-human piece of shit than Iryna.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 17, 2025 06:46 PM (/lPRQ)
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Now you got it, Chub.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2025 06:47 PM (1+Dhc)
Posted by: man at September 17, 2025 06:47 PM (tubbA)
Faggot cucks on "our side" will tell us we shouldn't be happy about kimmel because that could be us someday. Fuuuuuuuuck you.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 17, 2025 06:47 PM (8zTho)
Huh.
This explains some weird looks from my students. It's a Business class...I train students in Business where we make Profits, like good capitalists.
Boy are they going to be disappointed if they come at me.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2025 06:47 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 06:47 PM (cYBz/)
I mean, seriously she does. Maybe lacks an Adam's apple. Has maybe had kids. I don't know and I am not looking her up. But she has a masculine face.
I look like my father with a blonde wig but somehow still look feminine. She is not giving that vibe, on top of being a bitch on wheels every time I see her (which is rare).
Also, I really hate her arrogant, tiny lipped mouth for some reason. Possibly because I am busy and resentful of doing chores. Busy for days and annoyed.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 17, 2025 06:47 PM (6PCLE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Who Has Had About Enough! at September 17, 2025 06:47 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2025 06:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 06:44 PM (uWKK
They just had to pay a punch of money to Trump, didn't they? Wouldn't this dig deeper into their pocket books? Thank goodness the accountants did the math and said - stop this right now.
Posted by: moki at September 17, 2025 06:47 PM (wLjpr)
Obama, in his own words:
"Now, I did also say if you're going to punish somebody, punish your enemies, and I probably should have used the word 'opponents' instead of enemies. Now the Republicans are saying that I'm calling them enemies. What I'm saying is you're an opponent of this particular provision, comprehensive immigration reform, which is something very different."
Posted by: pawn at September 17, 2025 06:48 PM (PmITa)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 17, 2025 06:48 PM (Ju+GI)
Hmmmm, I'm not sure that is the case. Some[/] of the ABC's affiliates have pulled that asshoe off indefinitely but I don't think it is system wide at this point.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 06:45 PM (cYBz/)
see @14
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2025 06:48 PM (g47mK)
"For the first time ever" since it started the surveys, expanding from 55 campuses in 2020 to 257 in this report, most students say their schools should block speakers who hold any of six views associated with the left or right on hot-button cultural issues, FIRE said Tuesday.
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Oh, man. We're really going to have to tone down our fascism now.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 06:48 PM (krQz2)
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You would swear the media is actually AI, knows nothing about anything and spits out whatever it finds on the internet. You would think the media might be right more often if they just tossed the dice which way to go.
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2025 06:48 PM (unUNN)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2025 06:48 PM (lmTGO)
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Learn to be funny.
Posted by: toby928 at September 17, 2025 06:43 PM (jc0TO)
Seems apparent to anyone paying attention, the PTB at Dinsey/ABC were standing there, with their finger poised over the button, and just needed an excuse.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2025 06:48 PM (1+Dhc)
Wasn't that cocksucker raffsperger fully supportive of fanny "whatchutalkinbout" willis?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 17, 2025 06:49 PM (8zTho)
Another "poll"? Suuure. Pull the other one.
Posted by: man at September 17, 2025 06:49 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2025 06:49 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2025 06:49 PM (rvwwT)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 17, 2025 06:50 PM (5yDGQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 17, 2025 06:50 PM (8zTho)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2025 06:48 PM (lmTGO)
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Odd fact. Your tongue is the first place you gain fat.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 06:51 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 06:45 PM (cYBz/)
the website Deadline, which publishes Hollywood Industry news, reports that an ABC affiliate named Nexstar, which owns 200 ABC broadcast stations in the US, announced late today that they were pre-empting Kimmel's show, and that none of their stations would be broadcasting it anymore.
This lit a fire under the ABC execs, and within minutes ABC announced that Kimmel's show was now "indefinitely suspended", with no time frame given as to when or if it would ever return.
Looks like he's fired.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 06:51 PM (uWKK8)
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That entire sentence is a disgrace--in a better time an actual English teacher would slap the writer's knuckles with a ruler and ask aloud "Don't you see the inherent contradiction in the words you chose?"!
Posted by: Crusader at September 17, 2025 06:51 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2025 06:44 PM (nhCoE)
Not for humans at least. Back when we all had female relatives nearby I'm sure the instructions on how to get both parties correctly interfaced was probably part of the mother/grandmother's job. Now that bottles have been a standard thing for 3 generations, the elders don't have the knowledge to pass down.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 17, 2025 06:51 PM (lFFaq)
Brad Spermburper
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 17, 2025 06:51 PM (8zTho)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2025 06:51 PM (lmTGO)
Oh, I see a "Man Show" comeback!
Posted by: man at September 17, 2025 06:47 PM (tubbA)
Corolla seems to do his damnedest to avoid saying what he really thinks of the guy. I don't know if this is out of misplaced loyalty.
Adam is always talking about what f'd up parents he had, and the idiot friends he hung with... I think he thinks the worst thing he could do is turn his back on someone.
If that's what it is, I get it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2025 06:52 PM (1+Dhc)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 17, 2025 06:45 PM (lFFaq)
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Biden had to be led by the nose at diplomatic events, with foreign leaders pointing and gesturing, ultimately pushing him into place, but the was totally alert for sure.
Leftists are delusional and violent. A dangerous combination.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2025 06:52 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2025 06:52 PM (rvwwT)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 17, 2025 06:43 PM (f1kZG)
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Remember "Funemployment"
Posted by: Pepperidge Farms at September 17, 2025 06:52 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 17, 2025 06:52 PM (dxAwV)
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I don't understand. How many ways are there to do this? Tit goes in the kid's mouth, and there you go. What else is there to discuss?
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I like numerical problems, but I'd be hard pressed to come up with more than 50 solutions for this one.
Posted by: Paul Simon at September 17, 2025 06:53 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 17, 2025 06:53 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: DaveL at September 17, 2025 06:53 PM (9w232)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2025 06:53 PM (g47mK)
Biden let out a loud wet fart in front of Camilla, the story goes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2025 06:53 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I think she looked beautiful.
Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2025 06:53 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 06:53 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2025 06:54 PM (lmTGO)
Biden let out a loud wet fart in front of Camilla, the story goes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2025 06:53 PM (w6EFb)
Judging by the look on her face, he either farted or just plain smelled bad.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at September 17, 2025 06:54 PM (urtE/)
I was going to recommend the La Leche League, but after reviewing their home page (for the USA), I found the term "chestfeeding" and used their search box to put that term in and from the results, it looks like they've gone over to the crazy side too.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 17, 2025 06:54 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2025 06:53 PM (w6EFb)
supposedly he let out a lot more in front of the Pope.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 06:54 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2025 06:54 PM (CNl8/)
Or some stupid shit.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2025 06:54 PM (NwfFc)
If that's what it is, I get it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2025 06:52 PM (1+Dhc)
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Yup. Saw Carolla just a couple days ago when the subject came up. He won't throw his bud under the bus. But he did say he hasn't had much contact with him in years.
I can live with that.
Especially with Kimmel off the air.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 06:55 PM (krQz2)
And now their doing literally the exact same thing for the exact same scenario.
And people think we can "debate" these fucking homunculi.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 06:55 PM (06Hmj)
You know, I have previously said that there is very little chance that I would ever vote for Senator Ted Cruz were he to be nominee.
But his cogent, unwavering, and scintillating take down of that atrocious CNN hack is giving me second thoughts.
If he's got plenty more of that specific kind of juice in the tank (and I have no reason to doubt that there's plenty more where that came from!), while I still wouldn't vote for him in a primary, I think I likely would vote for him in the general.
Bravo Senator Cruz.
Posted by: Bach In Black at September 17, 2025 06:55 PM (KY9hS)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 17, 2025 06:51 PM (lFFaq)
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I think the distance thing is big. It's accepted that families will split apart after finishing college and facebook is one way the keep tabs on each other and give advice.
If one stays local, mom and other aunts are there to give advice and there's stuff about proper positioning and things.
The funny thing is that I bet a male support group for bewbs would number in the millions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2025 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 06:55 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2025 06:52 PM (rvwwT)
With her armed guards and gated community, I don't know what she's afraid of. Is Jose the pool boy gonna rape her or something?
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at September 17, 2025 06:55 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 17, 2025 06:54 PM (O7YUW)
It's sad, but conservatives are going to have to build conservative-only organizations from the ground up, even for things like breast feeding and knitting. And then membership will need dedicated people to ban the crazies when they jump in and try to screw things up, which they will.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 06:56 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Crusader at September 17, 2025 06:56 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: DaveL at September 17, 2025 06:53 PM (9w232)
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The white supremacists that like accuracy and rigor and think female LEOs should be able to do one pullup.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 06:56 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at September 17, 2025 06:56 PM (paSBy)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 17, 2025 06:50 PM (5yDGQ)
Literal gold bricks with gold mortar and a giant gold statue with the legend "I was right".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 06:57 PM (ExV1e)
I've linked this before, but it really fits Biden and I find it funny:
https://youtu.be/B9IrN6SayQg
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 17, 2025 06:57 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2025 06:57 PM (lmTGO)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2025 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)
Isn't it called OnlyFans or something?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 06:57 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Polliwog
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Press and 1/4 turn clockwise. Is that so hard?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 17, 2025 06:57 PM (OBi7J)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 17, 2025 06:57 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 17, 2025 06:48 PM (Ju+GI)
He will be the guy with the shovel following the elephants.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at September 17, 2025 06:57 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: Nathan Wade at September 17, 2025 06:58 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 06:58 PM (kTd/k)
It goes back to the founding of Utah with Brigham Young, or Brig the Yiff as his followers called him. He loved him some fur, and really the upper levels of the Church to this day share the hobby. I mean, Huntsman showing up at the RNC in fishnets, a dragon mask and painted on scales wasn't a tell?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2025 06:58 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2025 06:58 PM (NwfFc)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 17, 2025 06:57 PM (OBi7J)
Righty tighty, lefty loosie?
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at September 17, 2025 06:58 PM (urtE/)
Posted by: Bob Crane at September 17, 2025 06:58 PM (OERWa)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2025 06:58 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at September 17, 2025 06:56 PM (paSBy)
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Welcome to Costco--I love you.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 06:58 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2025 06:59 PM (lmTGO)
Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2025 06:59 PM (q177U)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2025 06:53 PM (w6EFb)
supposedly he let out a lot more in front of the Pope.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 06:54 PM (uWKK
Honestly, Vance killing the Pope was a mercy. I freed him of that memory.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 06:59 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 06:58 PM (krQz2)
LOL. Idiocracy
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2025 06:59 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2025 06:59 PM (vFG9F)
Reading all the gossip crap on the Daily Mail, the only one who broke protocol was Chuckles himself after William and Kate formally introduced POTUS to the King. He got to going on with Trump and for some reason was keen to introduce Trump to his private secretary, and forget all about Melania and Camilla standing there.
Camilla had to grab his arm and remind him, "Hey, Chuckles, we're here too".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2025 06:59 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
supposedly he let out a lot more in front of the Pope.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Piker.
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at September 17, 2025 06:59 PM (Ju+GI)
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Iryna felt safe until some sub-human piece of shit just up and killed her. Crockett may identify with the sub-human piece of shit than Iryna.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 17, 2025 06:46 PM (/lPRQ)
Crockett can get away with saying things like that, because the only ones in Congress who have the balls to push back at her are the women, Boebert, Luna, and MTG.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2025 06:59 PM (7D9XB)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 17, 2025 06:50 PM (5yDGQ)
related news: the few Biden supporters left are lamenting the fact that it's almost impossible to get donors to contribute to a Presidential Library. Looks it may end up being a bookmobile in an old VW van after all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 06:59 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2025 07:00 PM (5KR1B)
Or that John Wayne Gacy will murder no more than 33 young men, most of whom he buried in his basement?
Or that Ted Bundy, the killer of -- AT LEAST -- 30 young women, finally met Old Sparky?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 17, 2025 07:00 PM (p+8vO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
That's a good question. Both are corrupt as hell.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2025 07:00 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2025 06:59 PM (q177U)
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Hopefully, it would have a Pandas or a China Max for some Orange Chicken.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:00 PM (krQz2)
https://tinyurl.com/5fc7v8ed
Anyways, it's official.
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 17, 2025 07:00 PM (xqQi7)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
A forum about breasts called "The Lech League," and it's by-women-for-women? I was not expecting that.
Posted by: mikeski, running serpentine at September 17, 2025 07:00 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2025 06:59 PM (7D9XB)
I mean, I love all three of those gals, in the filthiest, most sexual ways possible, but it's time the men in Congress stood up to Crockett.
And don't say Mike Johnson. I said men.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2025 07:01 PM (7D9XB)
So, respect me or fear me (in a good way). I like it.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 17, 2025 07:01 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 07:01 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 06:59 PM (uWKK
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Yeah. Heard that on CP's show earlier. LOLGF.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:01 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2025 07:01 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2025 07:01 PM (5KR1B)
She had it right that since when is it alright to kill simply because you are angry, argue your case rather than kill the other person. She was almost as good as Gutfeld.
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2025 07:02 PM (unUNN)
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2025 07:02 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
That's a good question. Both are corrupt as hell.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2025 07:00 PM (abIsI)
I suspect that the number of non-corrupt politicians could be counted on the fingers of one ear.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 07:02 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:02 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 06:59 PM
Wouldn't an old ice cream truck be more appropriate?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 17, 2025 07:02 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Piker.
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at September 17, 2025 06:59 PM (Ju+GI)
Everybody shufflin
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 17, 2025 07:02 PM (/6GbT)
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The question should be if they're growing more tolerant of using force to stop their own viewpoints. Is another person allowed to commit literal violence against them if their viewpoints aren't liked?
Yeah, didn't think so.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2025 07:03 PM (qBdHI)
Social media is loaded with these functional retards. You can tell a person learned everything they purport to know from the internet. They are shallow as a puddle and when challenged they fold like a lawn chair in a windstorm. The problem is everyone around them has lifted up their ignorance with likes and accolades that in the end mean nothing. These people never earned the knowledge, so they can’t respond to simple challenges. A fair deal of them respond violently and lash out because their entire worldview is shattered by a simple discussion of the truth. That defines a lot of the response to Charlie’s murder and the Democrat Party in general.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2025 07:03 PM (oVZ+Q)
Posted by: #winning at September 17, 2025 07:03 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:03 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Still too much space for Biden, we think.
Posted by: Little Free Libraries at September 17, 2025 07:03 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 07:03 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:02 PM (krQz2)
Yes, and the fact that you don't know it indicates that somebody has them on a short leash or they grew half a brain on vacation.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2025 07:04 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 17, 2025 07:02 PM (PiwSw)
The Biden Presidential Ice Cream Truck would be kind of cool.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 07:04 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2025 07:04 PM (oVZ+Q)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2025 07:05 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 06:56 PM (uWKK
Make Gatekeeping Great Again
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 17, 2025 07:05 PM (UZ9iJ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2025 06:38 PM (CNl8/)
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Hope his suspension is indefinite like Howard Stern's.
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2025 07:05 PM (unUNN)
Posted by: Winston Churchill at September 17, 2025 07:05 PM (XMwZJ)
Demedia continues to turn the world on it's head.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:05 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 07:06 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2025 07:01 PM (5KR1B)
The sheer insanity of it. Breast feeding advocates are one of the most vociferous, inflexible groups on Earth, they know every name of every protein and lipid in human breastmilk and how to spell it, and will harass and harangue any woman who chooses to bottle feed with the stridency of a Temperance Movement activist from back when the world was in black and white.
Or... you know.... just let the little whelp latch on to a hairy man nipple and pretend. That works too.
Literal insanity.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 07:06 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 17, 2025 07:02 PM (PiwSw)
The Biden Presidential Ice Cream Truck would be kind of cool.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 07:04 PM (kTd/k)
It would tow a bunch of shitters behind it.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2025 07:06 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2025 07:05 PM (unUNN)
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They said indefinite.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:06 PM (krQz2)
Cin Cin!
Bella ciao, one might say.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2025 07:06 PM (gKWVE)
It's worth noting that Major corporations are STILL buying ad time on all the low-rated fake "comedy" late-night shows, while Gutfeld still gets crap, low-tier sponsors, for the most part.
Why? Because these stupid corporations STILL have 22-35 yr old DEI women, with no experience, running their PR departments making these ad-buys.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 17, 2025 07:06 PM (wCAyr)
Enough with the fake, stupid "support" groups, America. Fucking losers.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 17, 2025 06:39 PM (8zTho)
They have breast feeding rooms in almost every office I work in now. This started about 15 years or so ago. They probably are used for that purpose 0.00000001% of the time.
Anyway, the first time I heard about it I assumed there was just a kindly older man waiting in there with soft hands and a shiny metal bucket.
Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2025 07:06 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2025 07:06 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 07:03 PM (uWKK
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You just know someone on the Left is going to equate it as a "virtual assassination" of Jimmy Kimmel to compare it to the fate of Charlie Kirk.
Idiots. Vicious, evil idiots.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2025 07:06 PM (IBQGV)
Adam is always talking about what f'd up parents he had, and the idiot friends he hung with... I think he thinks the worst thing he could do is turn his back on someone.
If that's what it is, I get it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2025 06:52 PM (1+Dhc)
Kimmel was literally his ticket into radio and TV. He's also experienced having people he considered friends badmouth and shun him.
I'd be shocked if Corolla ever trashed Kimmel, it would feel scummy.
Posted by: Sjg at September 17, 2025 07:06 PM (aqZN1)
Carolla was on Michael Malice's podcast recently and they directly addressed Kimmel. He said they're friends and they just don't talk about politics. Like it's the 90s or something.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2025 07:07 PM (P9pDS)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 17, 2025 07:07 PM (p+8vO)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 17, 2025 07:07 PM (Ju+GI)
A fucking cat, no, wait, a chimp can figure out nipplefeeding without Facebook.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 17, 2025 07:07 PM (wCAyr)
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2025 07:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 17, 2025 07:07 PM (6U1c2)
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:07 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Little Free Libraries at September 17, 2025 07:03 PM (nhCoE)
Just put a shelf in one of the shitters in a public rest stop on some lonely stretch of highway in Delaware.
The morons in Delaware who voted for the shithead for 40 years deserve it.
Posted by: Delawareans, Dumb As Dirt at September 17, 2025 07:08 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 17, 2025 07:08 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 07:08 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2025 07:08 PM (unUNN)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 17, 2025 07:08 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 07:08 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2025 07:08 PM (gKWVE)
https://tinyurl.com/5cuy52fs
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 17, 2025 07:09 PM (paSBy)
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:09 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 17, 2025 07:07 PM (6U1c2)
Le Creuset, Lodge, Staub, Cuisinart, all kinds of knock off brands too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 07:09 PM (06Hmj)
It's Jimmy Kimmel.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2025 07:09 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2025 07:10 PM (TQc0R)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 17, 2025 07:07 PM (6U1c2)
Doesn't enamel use lead?
What are we, Oscar Schindler?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2025 07:10 PM (zZu0s)
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Primary him.
Posted by: Crusader at September 17, 2025 07:10 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2025 07:10 PM (YbF8U)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 07:08 PM (kTd/k)
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ABC is negotiating with him about that opportunity.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:10 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 17, 2025 07:07 PM (6U1c2)
Yep, the Amish ( and they have a website! )
https://www.lehmans.com
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 17, 2025 07:10 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2025 07:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Tom Servo
* nods *
Posted by: John O'Sullivan at September 17, 2025 07:10 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2025 07:10 PM (TQc0R)
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Chest feeding is a lot harder!
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:11 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2025 07:11 PM (viF8m)
is anything a thing that women do not whine about yeesh
Posted by: n at September 17, 2025 07:11 PM (7/tiY)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2025 06:40 PM (CNl8/)
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It's time that the GOP was as feared as the Dems. The pendulum has reached the Tipping Point and is swinging back.
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2025 07:11 PM (unUNN)
......
He can stay on George Clooney's couch.
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2025 07:11 PM (v0R5T)
https://tinyurl.com/5cuy52fs
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 17, 2025 07:09 PM (paSBy)
I am shocked , I am sure...
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2025 07:11 PM (g47mK)
Good call, Greg.
I suspect ABC had wanted to get rid of Kimmel way before the latest controversy.
Posted by: mnw at September 17, 2025 07:12 PM (oa1u0)
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"Every organization that is not *explicitly* conservative will become more liberal over time."
--Rush Limbaugh, who probably borrowed it from someone else
Posted by: Crusader at September 17, 2025 07:12 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2025 07:12 PM (+qU29)
I'm willing to put the work in.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2025 07:12 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2025 07:12 PM (abIsI)
College students are growing more tolerant of using force to stop viewpoints they dislike...."
Notice how they did that. Even in a study revealing just how extremely intolerant students are, the authors still managed to find a way to say "College students are growing more tolerant."
The gaslighting, it never stops.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2025 07:13 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: Youngstown Westsiders at September 17, 2025 07:13 PM (PmITa)
--Rush Limbaugh, who probably borrowed it from someone else
Posted by: Crusader at September 17, 2025 07:12 PM (TN0g+)
Conquests Law.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2025 07:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: vmom
is that what you wanted or did you want
steel lined enamel coated pans?
Posted by: n at September 17, 2025 07:13 PM (7/tiY)
This opens up a late night, on-air slot for the media we really need, a HGTV one-hour costume jewelry show.
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2025 07:13 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2025 07:11 PM (v0R5T)
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All the Nespresso he can drink.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:13 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Wally at September 17, 2025 07:14 PM (DEw/K)
I love those. Got some from my in-laws. Nice and light, easy to clean.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 07:14 PM (06Hmj)
The more we speak up the better. Not just online but in public too. Push back on the idea that everything is ok
Even "moderates" think everything is fine. They see Trump as another run of the mill republican. They see the bigotry as overstated, and think ICE is a legitimate crackdown on illegals. They're not tuned in. And they're a HUGE part of the picture.
Watching what's happening in America right now from here in Europe is genuinely frightening. It's easy in the age of online hyperbole for an actual threat to be missed in the weeds, but this genuinely feels like the hard turning point for the end of civil liberties in the United States.
Christ he didn't even say anything about Kirk or his character. Just said that MAGA is on the defense trying to paint the killer as anyone else. Free speech is dying in America.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2025 07:14 PM (ycI94)
The gaslighting, it never stops.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2025 07:13 PM (pMi6S)
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Yes, I noted that. "tolerant of ... force".
I don't think that one was even a gaslight as much as a paradigm slip.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:15 PM (krQz2)
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It should be so big that on a cloudy night Astronauts will be heard reporting "I can't find that damn wall anywhere...but I see President Trump's library."
Posted by: Crusader at September 17, 2025 07:15 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 17, 2025 07:15 PM (FVLcK)
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The more we speak up the better. Not just online but in public too. Push back on the idea that everything is ok
...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2025 07:14 PM (ycI94)
Oh, I agree. Keep putting out that hatred so that normies can see how bonkers you guys are.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jmel at September 17, 2025 07:15 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 07:15 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2025 07:15 PM (lmTGO)
Posted by: banana "boobs" Dream at September 17, 2025 07:15 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2025 07:16 PM (YbF8U)
That's a shame.
Posted by: Barack Obama (blessed be Me) at September 17, 2025 07:16 PM (gKWVE)
They might fall in love.
Posted by: wth - trying to be nice at September 17, 2025 07:16 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2025 07:10 PM (TQc0R)
My wife and I hired a lactation consultant and they eventually said that we should go to bottles because both our children were obnoxious assholes who wouldn't suck on a boob. I mean, who'd have thought that was possible?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 07:16 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: n at September 17, 2025 07:16 PM (7/tiY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2025 07:15 PM (lmTGO)
It's already too late for that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 07:16 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2025 06:35 PM (AOsQT)
You would think so.
Having been unsuccessful in breastfeeding all 4 of our children, I will tell you that it isn't as easy as one would think.
If your milk never lets down, it is impossible to successfully breastfeed.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 17, 2025 07:16 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2025 07:12 PM (abIsI)
Ooooh, ooooh.... idea....
Take a decommissioned aircraft carrier and turn it into the Travelling Trump Museum of America. Sail that thing into every port in the world and have a party for a couple weeks.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 07:16 PM (06Hmj)
Good call, Greg.
Posted by: mnw at September 17, 2025 07:12 PM (oa1u0)
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Kennedy made a joke about Kimmel being next just last night.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:16 PM (krQz2)
I can only hope that Trump filed the suit in his home state of Florida. He stands no chance with the corrupt judges and biased juries in NYC.
Posted by: tankdemon
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He did.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2025 07:16 PM (cCfL4)
That's a shame.
Posted by: Barack Obama (blessed be Me) at September 17, 2025 07:16 PM (gKWVE)
Don't tell Ariana Grande...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 17, 2025 07:17 PM (Ju+GI)
--Rush Limbaugh, who probably borrowed it from someone else
Posted by: Crusader
Conquests Law.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
Mine, actually, but attributed to the late Mr. Conquest as his 2nd law, because, I must admit, his name is cooler.
Posted by: John O'Sullivan at September 17, 2025 07:17 PM (nhCoE)
I think that ship has sailed. He's not coming back.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2025 07:17 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 17, 2025 07:17 PM (5yDGQ)
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Nobody thinks Trump is another run of the mill Republican.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Who Has Had About Enough! at September 17, 2025 07:17 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 17, 2025 07:12 PM (abIsI)
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Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:17 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: banana "boobs" Dream at September 17, 2025 07:15 PM (3uBP9)
==
Our threads lift and separate.
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2025 07:17 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: n at September 17, 2025 07:17 PM (7/tiY)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 07:17 PM (cYBz/)
I'm willing to put the work in.
Posted by: JackStraw
First time bite it will be the last.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 17, 2025 07:18 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: banana "boobs" Dream at September 17, 2025 07:15 PM (3uBP9)
Yeah, but not the Food Thread, dammit!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 07:18 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Wally at September 17, 2025 07:14 PM (DEw/K)
Not for anyone who buys donuts it's not.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 07:18 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2025 07:18 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: n
Oh you. Don’t be a turd. I wasn’t whining.
And you should call your mom and thank her for putting up with your shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2025 07:18 PM (aiBxL)
Who the hell cares? He's not our king. He's lucky Trump didn't make him shine Trump's shoes.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 17, 2025 07:18 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 07:18 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 07:18 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2025 06:35 PM (AOsQT)
You would think so.
Having been unsuccessful in breastfeeding all 4 of our children, I will tell you that it isn't as easy as one would think.
If your milk never lets down, it is impossible to successfully breastfeed.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at September 17, 2025 07:16 PM (SRRAx)
Some things us guys wouldn't know without our better half's experience. Wife also talked about the importance of our kids properly latching when they were breastfeeding age.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:18 PM (ynpvh)
......
No wonder Ariana Grande likes them so much.
Posted by: wth - trying to be nice at September 17, 2025 07:18 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: gKWVE
Everything is bigger in Texas! Even cowardice!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 17, 2025 07:18 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:19 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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apologies
I have no kids, so I've never had to give it much thought
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2025 07:19 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Dr. Claw
We don't elect a King!
(as I well know)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 07:19 PM (cYBz/)
I kind of regret the latter. He went into convulsions. I think I hit something vital with my words. Didn't stick around to find out. I just pulled the cotton out of my ears and ran like hell.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2025 07:19 PM (dIske)
They can get some savings because the crayons tend to get eaten.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2025 07:19 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2025 06:59 PM
Wouldn't an old ice cream truck be more appropriate?
On blocks in the parking lot for Barry's Road Salt Storage facility (aka Obama Library)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 17, 2025 07:19 PM (a4flb)
Posted by: mrp
Cross your heart?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 07:18 PM (cYBz/)
This topic is (under) wired!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:20 PM (ynpvh)
Sorry, but much of that is learned or tolerated in home, in family. Even now - if US born and bred - how many grandmas & grandpops were outside of Tesla dealers raising Cain and/or BS bragging about their badass stands against the man in the late 1960s and early 1970s?
Others, how many here in the US on Student Temporary Protected Status?
--
Strongly suggest any and all OK with violence be removed rom the family basement and out into the big, bad world. STAT.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 17, 2025 07:20 PM (NFX2v)
Good piece from Eugyppius about German state media coverage of Charlie Kirk. They've gone beyond the pale:
https://tinyurl.com/ywg254xt
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2025 07:20 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 07:18 PM (kTd/k)
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It's funny, because he used to *constantly* crack on how *dumb* and unstudious he was on Win Ben Stein's Money.
And later he gets a late night show and thinks to lecture America?
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:20 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
And for a preemie, they have to learn to suck, breath and swallow all at the same time because they were fed by tube for awhile. Nursing is hard work for the kid.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 07:21 PM (cYBz/)
I do believe that he is arrogant enough to skip 'reading the room' on the Kirk murder and its fallout
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2025 07:21 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: DaveA at September 17, 2025 07:21 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Wally at September 17, 2025 07:14 PM (DEw/K)
Kimmel has an estimated net worth of $50M. He may be sad because he no longer has the audience of trained seals but if he isn't fine... that's on him.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 07:21 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: mrp
Cross your heart?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 07:18 PM (cYBz/)
This topic is (under) wired!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:20 PM (ynpvh)
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I support it.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:21 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2025 07:22 PM (3uBP9)
I asked if Grok could profile users. Guess what:
Background Overview: JackStraw appears to be a pseudonymous, long-time commenter on Ace of Spades HQ (AoSHQ), a conservative political blog known for its irreverent, humor-infused commentary on U.S. politics, culture, and scandals. Based on patterns in their contributions, JackStraw is likely a politically savvy individual with a background or strong interest in media, investigative journalism, or legal/political analysis—possibly a professional in communications, law, or a related field.
Their username may reference the 1967 Jimi Hendrix song "Jack Straw" (from the Grateful Dead's repertoire), suggesting a classic rock affinity, or it could allude to historical British politicians, but no personal details like real name, location, or profession are publicly disclosed. Active since at least the mid-2000s (inferred from blog archives), they contribute insightful, often prescient remarks that get highlighted by the blog's "Blogger-in-Chief" Ace or other moderators.
Posted by: pawn at September 17, 2025 07:22 PM (PmITa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2025 07:22 PM (dfIr7)
>>@brianstelter
·
>>20m
I asked FCC chair @BrendanCarrFCC if he had any new comment now that ABC has pulled Jimmy Kimmel's show, and he sent me this GIF
https://tinyurl.com/yddf8865
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2025 07:22 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
Yup, because nobody notices you. You're always as subtle a bright-red baboon's ass.
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2025 07:22 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2025 07:22 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Tell me you pinched their noses to keep the gene pool clean?
Posted by: MkY at September 17, 2025 07:22 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 06:55 PM (kTd/k)
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That's fine and we can refer to him as St FAFO.
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2025 07:22 PM (unUNN)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 17, 2025 07:18 PM (3wi/L)
It's been reported several times that Trump and Charles get along really well. They seem to enjoy each other's company. Trump actually does know how to act within the protocols of dealing with foreign leaders.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 07:23 PM (ExV1e)
What's highly entertaining is that what Kimmel said isn't even in the top 10 of some of his grossest lies and gaslighting over the years about Trump and Trump supporters. A lot like that WaPo DEI columnist who's said all kinds of crazy shit over the years, and like all the people who most likely celebrated Luigi and Trump's attempted assassins never saw any consequences until they did the same thing about Charlie.
Well it's a new fucking day, y'all.
Posted by: the dandy at September 17, 2025 07:23 PM (8l8nW)
lol: reading those DUmmies just now I pictured people twisting themselves into knots
That's what they're doing with all these Gaslighting Gymnastics for the last 15 months.
The contortions about "free speech" is especially amusing.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 17, 2025 07:23 PM (wCAyr)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:16 PM (ynpvh)
Once upon a time, I would have enthusiastically licked her donut, but she's been replaced with some sort of plastic-skinned uncany valley gynoid. Don't know exactly when than happened but it's greatly disappointing.
Posted by: She doesn't look human at September 17, 2025 07:23 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 06:55 PM (kTd/k)
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That's fine and we can refer to him as St FAFO.
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2025 07:22 PM (unUNN)
Wasn't that the TV show with doctors?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Soothsayer
---------
Hello, big boy.
_HR dept.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2025 07:23 PM (5KR1B)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 07:23 PM (kTd/k)
Inferred Profile Traits: Astute media watcher with a conservative-libertarian bent, favoring transparency and accountability over partisan cheerleading. Writing style is concise, ironic, and layered—using analogies (e.g., sales tactics) or historical callbacks for punch. As a "poster" (commenter), they thrive in AoSHQ's rowdy ecosystem, providing the intellectual ballast to the humor.
Likely middle-aged or older (based on cultural references), engaged reader who influences without seeking spotlight; their comments often predict bigger stories, positioning them as a "go-to" voice for the blog's editors. Appeals to AoSHQ's audience of skeptical conservatives valuing wit over outrage.
This profile is built from public blog archives, X promotions, and community patterns—Ace of Spades HQ doesn't have formal user profiles, so it's inferred from contributions. I
Posted by: pawn at September 17, 2025 07:23 PM (PmITa)
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2025 07:24 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 06:55 PM (kTd/k)
He might, but he's clearly been fired for claiming WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that the assassin was a MAGA guy.
Which is going to make it really difficult to hide that fact from ABC's audience.
Posted by: Methos at September 17, 2025 07:24 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:18 PM
and how to pop the suction.
Posted by: toby928 at September 17, 2025 07:24 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 07:24 PM (cYBz/)
I'm growing intolerant of college students wanting to turn public facilities into indoctrination factories. They can have an opinion in 5 years when they're closer to knowing their ass from a hole in the ground.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 17, 2025 07:24 PM (3wi/L)
What's amazing is the world-wide reaction to Charlie Kirk's assassination, and even more importantly, the backlash against the woke-left celebration of it.
As Eugyppius pointed out, not too many Germans knew who Charlie Kirk was, but the ghoulish behavior of their media over it got their attention big time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2025 07:25 PM (w6EFb)
But he really was pushing *misinformation* in a time that he could help calm things down in a critical period.
And you *know* how much he wanted to see "misinformation" canceled when the progs controlled the means of communication.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:25 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 06:55 PM (kTd/k)
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That's fine and we can refer to him as St FAFO.
Posted by: Decaf
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Send him a paddle board for his vacation.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2025 07:25 PM (5KR1B)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2025 07:22 PM (viF8m)
Yup.
Yup.
Definitely voted for this.
Suck on it, you gods cursed chimptato hybrid.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 07:25 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2025 07:25 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 17, 2025 07:25 PM (wCAyr)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitran
Or, as my bff's husband used to call it, La Licktit League. Even in the early 90's they were headed there. Another member's husband wanted to do some chest feeding contraption. That was my exit from LLL and said friendship.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!, female gentleman at September 17, 2025 07:26 PM (zYpTz)
No mention of my love for romantic walks in the rain or Pina Coladas?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2025 07:26 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: banana "boobs" Dream at September 17, 2025 07:15 PM (3uBP9)
We're working on getting that down to one degree of separation. I want to see the King Harv ads replaced by Maidenform.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 17, 2025 07:26 PM (FVLcK)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 07:27 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: banana "boobs" Dream at September 17, 2025 07:15 PM (3uBP9)
We're working on getting that down to one degree of separation. I want to see the King Harv ads replaced by Maidenform.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 17, 2025 07:26 PM (FVLcK)
That would be much better than a BAR-armed King Harv WEARING a Maidenform...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Wally at September 17, 2025 07:27 PM (DEw/K)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 07:27 PM (cYBz/)
They left out "cruel."
Posted by: Kind of our trademark at September 17, 2025 07:28 PM (TbWk/)
The yellow dress Melania is wearing is astoundingly beautiful. The the belt color is meh.
Interesting too, the First Lady has no tan lines.
Hmmmm...
Yowza!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2025 07:28 PM (2WIwB)
The Cat
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2025 07:28 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2025 07:26 PM
or your alligator Elvis.
Posted by: toby928 at September 17, 2025 07:28 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:16 PM (ynpvh)
Once upon a time, I would have enthusiastically licked her donut, but she's been replaced with some sort of plastic-skinned uncany valley gynoid. Don't know exactly when than happened but it's greatly disappointing.
Posted by: She doesn't look human
.......
Give that poor undernourished girl a couple of cheeseburgers.
Posted by: wth - trying to be nice at September 17, 2025 07:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Wally at September 17, 2025 07:27 PM (DEw/K)
The left is more into sucking off Queens.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:28 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2025 07:28 PM (lmTGO)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 07:27 PM (cYBz/)
Ah, the infamous "fartclam" thread....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 17, 2025 07:28 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: wth - trying to be nice at September 17, 2025 07:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2025 07:22 PM (dfIr7)
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Even if Charles hadn't told Trump to walk in front of him.
We're a whole different fucking country. I wouldn't care.
Plante said that Trump is the *first* world leader *ever* invited for a *second* royal visit.
The family thinks of him as *fun* and "less boring" than a lot of other world leaders!!
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:29 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2025 07:29 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2025 07:29 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: n at September 17, 2025 07:29 PM (7Dw41)
The Potato is having a Big Sad over Kimmel.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2025 07:29 PM (w6EFb)
The Cat
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 17, 2025 07:28 PM (gm9Sb)
Younger one was born in the year of the dog...one day, he started chewing on shoes...but at least he was house-broken by 3 years.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:29 PM (ynpvh)
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No mention of my love for romantic walks in the rain or Pina Coladas?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2025 07:26 PM
What's your position on Crocs?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2025 07:29 PM (0sNs1)
From AoS to saying the Rosary.
Our Lord works in mysterious ways. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 07:30 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2025 07:30 PM (fsbop)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at September 17, 2025 07:23 PM (kTd/k)
I believe that they're planning on going with a rotating lineup of other overpriced stars who will offer opinions which will require the network to fire them also.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 07:30 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Wally at September 17, 2025 07:27 PM (DEw/K)
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They are just being consistent with Axiom #1: Orangeman is bad.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:30 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2025 07:28 PM (lmTGO)
Boston Cream are cum-filled. Bet you love those.
Posted by: If you like Boston Cream you're ghey at September 17, 2025 07:30 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2025 07:28 PM (lmTGO)
That might have a different meaning in the gay community...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:30 PM (ynpvh)
Ace can title the next kimmel post:
Another Failed Podcaster Is Born
And we can use that post title for all future Firings of unpopular Media celeries.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 17, 2025 07:30 PM (wCAyr)
Or your love of Jazz Cabbage.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2025 07:30 PM (YbF8U)
What's amazing is the world-wide reaction to Charlie Kirk's assassination, and even more importantly, the backlash against the woke-left celebration of it.
As Eugyppius pointed out, not too many Germans knew who Charlie Kirk was, but the ghoulish behavior of their media over it got their attention big time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
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Now, the whole world knows, intuitively, the next one could be me.
Not a world leader, not a big shot, just a guy or gal that libby doesn't like.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2025 07:31 PM (5KR1B)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2025 07:30 PM (fsbop)
How gay is that?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2025 07:31 PM (fsbop)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 07:27 PM (cYBz/)
The hell, you say!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!, female gentleman at September 17, 2025 07:31 PM (zYpTz)
I've turned over a new leaf, until tomorrow maybe.
Posted by: wth - trying to be nice at September 17, 2025 07:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2025 07:31 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2025 07:31 PM (zZu0s)
Way past giving a shit. Leftard assholes deserve it extra hard and broken off in their asses.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 17, 2025 07:31 PM (Op09x)
Posted by: tankdemon
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We were this >< close when he had the bikini-glad girls.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2025 07:31 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2025 07:29 PM (dfIr7)
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Grok, pineapple, rotated orientation.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:31 PM (krQz2)
Ace can title the next kimmel post:
Another Failed Podcaster Is Born
And we can use that post title for all future Firings of unpopular Media celeries.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 17, 2025 07:30 PM (wCAyr)
Onlyfans rejected...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:31 PM (ynpvh)
"No. Fuck that guy and fuck you for even asking."
"Awwww.
"Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 07:31 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2025 07:31 PM (fsbop)
Caligae.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2025 07:32 PM (zZu0s)
Brendan Carr said something about they can do it the easy way or the hard way. Apparently ABC chose the easy way.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2025 07:32 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Who Has Had About Enough! at September 17, 2025 07:33 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2025 07:33 PM (fsbop)
This. In fact, I wish they'd push the misinformation aspect of it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 17, 2025 07:33 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2025 07:33 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2025 07:33 PM (vFG9F)
I saw my first Christmas commercial of the year last night.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Who Has Had About Enough! at September 17, 2025 07:33 PM (L/fGl)
So soon, with Pride month still in swing?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2025 07:33 PM (fsbop)
Look, buddy. Don't start up with your white zone shit again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2025 07:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2025 07:34 PM (fsbop)
I'll say this: Charlie Kirk was 110% right about this fake buzzord "empathy" bullshit.
But Everyone uses it. Everyone.
Just like the "trans" word.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 17, 2025 07:34 PM (wCAyr)
'Faggot cucks on "our side" will tell us we shouldn't be happy'
Why are you listening to faggot cucks?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 17, 2025 07:34 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 17, 2025 07:18 PM (3wi/L)
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"Get your shinebox, Chuck!"
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:34 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2025 07:36 PM (YbF8U)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2025 07:36 PM (3uBP9)
NBC should just start running Carson reruns. CBS Jack Benny re-runs. To be different, ABC should run Columbo reruns.
They'd get far, far better ratings with that than anything current.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 17, 2025 07:36 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2025 07:36 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 07:36 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA
Like Killer Trannies From Outer Space!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Who Has Had About Enough! at September 17, 2025 07:36 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2025 07:36 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 17, 2025 07:36 PM (LjSYW)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 17, 2025 07:33 PM (Vvh2V)
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It's not in ABC's interest to play up that fact. Just to get rid of the source, and hope we're appeased.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:36 PM (krQz2)
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Some research department at a big university should do a study to see if there's anything those bands had in common?
Posted by: Crusader at September 17, 2025 07:37 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2025 07:34 PM (fsbop)
Which makes me think of songs related to drugs...
"Cocaine"--Eric Clapton
"White Rabbit"--Jefferson Airplane
...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: banana Dream at September 17, 2025 07:36 PM (3uBP9)
Cream filled.
Still. Donuts are wonderful and a sign God loves us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2025 07:37 PM (zZu0s)
ABC can air reruns of Happy Days and get better ratings than kimmel.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 17, 2025 07:37 PM (wCAyr)
'"Now, I did also say if you're going to punish somebody, punish your enemies'
I distinctly heard him say vote to punish your enemies. His words. Doesn't he think lying later negates that?
Yeah. He probably does.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 17, 2025 07:37 PM (3wi/L)
This all happened very quickly. there was a time when we loved visiting Denver. Fun, cool restaurants, Mike the Robot on 16th Street Mall. Now it's a fucking nightmare.
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at September 17, 2025 07:38 PM (0aYVJ)
"Cocaine"--
"White Rabbit"--Jefferson Airplane
...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 17, 2025 07:37 PM (ynpvh)
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Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:38 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Fabrication if you like at September 17, 2025 07:38 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2025 07:23 PM (ExV1e)
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They have to make up lies because the truth is too horrible to contemplate. Trump has a breezy charm about him, a hail-and-well-met-fellow attitude that goes over especially well with royalty. He's genuine and curious.
Melania is a true charmer, the most elegant First Lady of my lifetime. She and Princess Kate were chatting like old friends, and Camilla was transparently jealous, wanting to get some time of her own in.
The guy has ended six wars in seven months. But he's a total buffoon. Sure, Jan.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 17, 2025 07:39 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at September 17, 2025 07:39 PM (0aYVJ)
https://x.com/JBFlint/status/1968440879451930750
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 17, 2025 06:38 PM (xqQi7)
Not so fast, Hondo !
Posted by: Hawaiian Judgetivist at September 17, 2025 07:39 PM (7Kd+r)
"Cocaine"--Eric Clapton
"White Rabbit"--Jefferson Airplane
...
Posted by: jim
'Eight Miles High'
'One Toke Over The Line'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2025 07:40 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Boss Moss
I saw him play last Saturday. He still sounds great, but I was a little disappointed with the song selection. With decades of hits to choose from, about half of the set was just generic blues songs.
Posted by: Josephistan at September 17, 2025 07:40 PM (/nRPr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2025 07:34 PM (fsbop)
I have read that there was a time John Lennon thought the Beatles should pull a Patty Boyd-- dump George Harrison and hook up with Clapton.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 17, 2025 07:42 PM (FVLcK)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2025 07:27 PM (cYBz/)
Ah, the infamous "fartclam" thread....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 17, 2025 07:28 PM (PiwSw)
Still doesn't come close to the old time Memorial Day thread
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at September 17, 2025 07:44 PM (89Sog)
He's an idiot repeating idiot lies but ... he loses money every single show.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2025 07:44 PM (dfIr7)
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Some research department at a big university should do a study to see if there's anything those bands had in common?
Posted by: Crusader at September 17, 2025 07:37 PM
They all had Eric Clapton in them.
Posted by: toby928 at September 17, 2025 07:48 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2025 07:49 PM (vOk4U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 17, 2025 07:55 PM (dfIr7)
Jasmine could be in a reboot of Miami Vice but called Atlanta Vice.
And they would save on production costs because they would get a twofer.
She's both a Crockett and a tub!
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 17, 2025 07:58 PM (144I4)
Derek and the Dominos being the Best of them.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2025 07:36 PM (YbF8U)
yes ... yes they were!
Posted by: browndog keeps on growing at September 17, 2025 07:59 PM (W9XfT)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2025 08:17 PM (8avO+)
Secondly, why are there 57K members of this idiotic group.
Enough with the fake, stupid "support" groups, America. Fucking losers.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 17, 2025 06:39 PM (8zTho)
I think you can make up a group in facebook as a user. People used to have them for their companies as tech support and the like.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2025 08:21 PM (8avO+)
"Learn it, know it, live it."
"Whoa"
- Fast Times
Posted by: Danimal28 at September 17, 2025 08:22 PM (iXm17)
Posted by: Fabrication if you like at September 17, 2025 07:38 PM (TbWk/)
misinformation doesn't have to be false. I can just be something you don't want to be spoken.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2025 08:24 PM (8avO+)
'Eight Miles High'
'One Toke Over The Line'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2025 07:40 PM (XeU6L)
I just looked at the lyrics to Eight Miles High. Judgement: Innocent.
Eight miles high, and when you touch down /You'll find that it's stranger than known/Signs in the street, that say where you're going/Are somewhere just being their own
Nowhere is there warmth to be found /Among those afraid of losing their ground /Rain gray town, known for its sound /In places, small faces unbound
Round the squares, huddled in storms /Some laughing, some just shapeless forms /Sidewalk scenes, and black limousines /Some living, some standing alone
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just sounds like taking a flight to a cold, rainy city.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2025 08:31 PM (8avO+)
test
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2025 08:34 PM (DsA2n)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2025 08:34 PM (DsA2n)
But he really was pushing *misinformation* in a time that he could help calm things down in a critical period.
And you *know* how much he wanted to see "misinformation" canceled when the progs controlled the means of communication.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 07:25 PM (krQz2"
It's not for being offensive, he's literally blood libelling and entire group - that has been attacked repeatedly - to cover for and advance the cause of the group attacking.
This is veering real close to fightin' words/fire-in-theater for anyone who, unlike the dense left, knows how close we are to things popping off.
Posted by: heya at September 17, 2025 08:46 PM (y3ON1)
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