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Illegal Alien Makes Lewd Advances Towards Underaged Girl; When She Rejects His Barbarian Pedophile Ass, He Runs Her Down With His Car

Oh and obviously he had a suspended license from previous offenses and was, even more obviously, drunk.

Third world driving standards -- catch the fever.


Maniac NYC driver who mowed down teen girl after she rejected lewd advances had suspended license: docs

By Steven Vago


The crazed drunk driver accused of mowing down a 16-year-old on a Queens sidewalk after she rejected his lewd advances was charged with murder Saturday night -- and it's not the first time he was nabbed driving under the influence.

Driving with a suspended license, Edwin Cruz-Gomez, 38, allegedly plowed a 2009 Chevy Suburban into teen Jhoanny Gomez-Alvarez following a heated fight with the girl, her boyfriend, her mother and the mother's friend Saturday morning outside an Elmhurst bar.

Earlier in the year, he had been charged with driving while intoxicated on the Southern State Parkway in Long Island, according to court papers obtained by The Post.

His license was suspended following the Jan. 26 incident.

If you're wondering why this illegal alien criminal had a license at all, it's because this is the sanctuary pro-murder state of New York.

Six months later, he was caught speeding and driving with a suspended license by Nassau County cops, court records show.

He was set to appear in Nassau County District Court next month for both cases.

Despite the previous arrests, a heavily sloshed Cruz-Gomez was sitting outside Prima Dona on Roosevelt Avenue and Benham Street when the group walked by around 4 a.m., sources said.

The clash erupted when he allegedly made sexual remarks to the teen.

Moments later, the maniac allegedly got behind the wheel and drove up on the sidewalk, pinning the helpless girl against a pillar, according to sources.


Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

BREAKING: Per ICE sources, the drunk driver arrested by NYPD for murder on Saturday after he fatally mowed down a 16-year-old girl who rejected his sexual advances is a previously deported Honduran illegal alien w/ multiple prior DUI arrests. I'm told he was also ignored by ICE after an October 2024 arrest for possession of a forged instrument because the Biden administration didn’t consider him an immigration enforcement priority.

I'm told EDWIN CRUZ-GOMEZ was last deported in 2005 and has DUI arrests on Long Island in 2013 & again in January of this year. He was released before ICE could lodge a detainer.

ICE has now filed a detainer on him with local authorities in NY for his murder charges.

Police say he drunkenly plowed a 2009 Chevy Suburban into teen Jhoanny Gomez-Alvarez following a heated fight with the girl, her boyfriend, her mother and the mother's friend Saturday morning outside an Elmhurst bar. Gomez-Alvarez was pinned against a pillar and died. Her mother survived.



Update: Kathy Hochul says her mission is to "protect New Yorkers."

She means, she's gotten her 47th covid booster.

Posted by: Ace at 01:36 PM




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1 I'll go let the crew know...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 17, 2025 01:36 PM (O7YUW)

2 Shocked but not surprised.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 17, 2025 01:36 PM (JEmdp)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 17, 2025 01:36 PM (JEmdp)

4 I'm hungry.

Posted by: CECOT at September 17, 2025 01:36 PM (gKWVE)

5 Diversity is our strength!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2025 01:36 PM (qHqHk)

6 If you're wondering why this illegal alien criminal had a license at all, it's because this is the sanctuary pro-murder state of New York.

=====

"Democrats are good people," bird hands "because they just want" more bird hands "people to get American citizenship."

All the bird hands.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

7 He's just driving down the teenaged girls Americans won't. Really its an act of love

Posted by: Jeb Bush at September 17, 2025 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 01:37 PM (7Q7Ca)

9 "These are just good folks, folks!"

_ - - - - Joey "Cheese" Biden

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 01:38 PM (7Q7Ca)

10 "My trendy hispanic restaurants!!!"

-AWFLs

Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 01:38 PM (UnA8+)

11 Update: Kathy Hochul says her mission is to "protect New Yorkers."

She means, she's gotten her 47th covid booster.

=======

How did she get her booster shot through the cap of the needle?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

12 So did he do this just before or right after he cured cancer???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 17, 2025 01:38 PM (ULPxl)

13 Its funny, any time someone uses a gun in a crime the left claims anyone that supports gun rights is to blame and argues we need to ban guns.

But any time an illegal commits a crime it is racist to notice, and at worst an individual anecdote that has nothing to do with lax immigration rules or there support for unlimited immigration

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

14 Roger Stone@RigerJStoneJr

I have personal, firsthand knowledge that everything Matt Gaetz and Tucker Carlson are saying is true, because Charlie Kirk told me.

Charlie was both a public and private advocate for my clemency when I was framed in the Russian collusion hoax.

We became close, and he provided me with spiritual advice during a crucial time in my life.

I believe the questions surrounding his death remain unresolved.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 17, 2025 01:39 PM (TGPs7)

15 How did he get the money to get back to NYC ? He didn’t walk, I presume. And who gave him money for a place to live, food to eat, gas for his car?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2025 01:39 PM (HjfbW)

16 The people of NY are literal retards or elections are rigged beyond imagining, there is no other explanation for voting for these ridiculous buffoons.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2025 01:39 PM (XcWkW)

17 What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.

Posted by: front toward enemy at September 17, 2025 01:39 PM (TIizU)

18 Driving with a suspended license, Edwin Cruz-Gomez, 38

Ah, another one of those Swedish tourist visa overstays.

Posted by: That's the REAL problem, you know at September 17, 2025 01:39 PM (TbWk/)

19 He was also previously deported in 05. So reentering after deportation is another felony.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2025 01:40 PM (MGB5H)

20 Somebody should check her social history and see if she ever advocated banning cars.

If not, she was kind of asking to be run over.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 01:40 PM (Q4cxx)

21 If you're wondering why this illegal alien criminal had a license at all, it's because this is the sanctuary pro-murder state of New York.

I'd like to see victims of illegal aliens sue the state governments of this places IN FEDERAL COURT for damages.

It would be an interesting opportunity to use the courts in the same sorts of ways the left has traditionally.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

22 He should be hanged in Central Park next month.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 17, 2025 01:40 PM (rJ48h)

23 17 What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.
Posted by: front toward enemy at September 17, 2025 01:39 PM (TIizU)

That was my question too....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2025 01:40 PM (VE6XX)

24 Ok so no one is gonna post a picture so we can see how hot she is?!?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 17, 2025 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

25 Today I got my COVID-19 booster.

The science is clear, and so is my mission: Protect New Yorkers, no matter what Washington throws at us. pic.twitter.com/XAD5Fmsgi3

— Governor Kathy Hochul (@GovKathyHochul) September 16, 2025



People will do as I do!

But they don't hear when we call conservatives Hitler, Nazi's, bigots, fascists, homophobes, transphobes and a threat to our precious democracy!!

They won't act out, only vote against them in the future.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 01:40 PM (7Q7Ca)

26 A license?

To kill?

(James Bond music)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

27 Who are we to criticize their culture? Perspective, and context, is vital here.

This is simply part of the multi-hued rich fabric that weaves a diverse tapestry - that makes up our modern, vibrant communities.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2025 01:41 PM (oAa51)

28 If she's really gotten all many Covid boosters I would not be surprised if she doesn't get a cancer diagnosis at some point. I do not wish it on her, but I would not be surprised. And I suppose she is also being paid off by the pharmaceutical companies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2025 01:41 PM (ix8EF)

29 This is who the Democrats are protesting for, to protect them from deportation.

Not the sweet little abuala who makes tortillas by hand for her family on Sundays.
They don't care if she gets deported; no law firms are lining up to save her.

They value these monsters more than all Americans.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2025 01:41 PM (qHqHk)

30 I was actually wondering why the words "illegal alien" weren't included in the NYPost's reporting, but it looks like that info came later from ICE.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 17, 2025 01:41 PM (4DY5T)

31 Today I got my COVID-19 booster.

The science is clear, and so is my mission


Remember the science says if you get your clot shot you can't get COVID. Right?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 17, 2025 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

32

You better stop, look around
Here it comes, here it comes
Here it comes, here it comes
Here comes your 19th Covid booster

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2025 01:41 PM (63Dwl)

33 Today I got my COVID-19 booster.
---
I don't believe that elites are taking boosters.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 01:42 PM (Q4cxx)

34 Now we're gonna be stuck putting him up in prison for decades..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2025 01:42 PM (VE6XX)

35 17 What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.
Posted by: front toward enemy at September 17, 2025 01:39 PM (TIizU)


"Nothing good happens at 2 AM away from home"

Posted by: CECOT at September 17, 2025 01:42 PM (gKWVE)

36 uh, soq

Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2025 01:42 PM (gKWVE)

37 fake booster shot, calling it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2025 01:42 PM (xcxpd)

38 Stop, children, what's that sound?

Everyone knows shit's comin' down.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 01:43 PM (7Q7Ca)

39 37 fake booster shot, calling it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2025 01:42 PM (xcxpd)

======

The shot may be real.

Just like the cap on the needle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

40 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at September 17, 2025 01:43 PM (WvZaB)

41 35 17 What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.
Posted by: front toward enemy at September 17, 2025 01:39 PM (TIizU)

"Nothing good happens at 2 AM away from home"
Posted by: CECOT at September 17, 2025 01:42 PM (gKWVE)

You've never gotten laid at her place after a party?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2025 01:43 PM (xcxpd)

42 But driving drunk and running over girls who reject his advances are who he IS! You are trying to perpetuate literal genocide!

Posted by: You're erasing his identity, bigots! at September 17, 2025 01:43 PM (TbWk/)

43 I don't believe that elites are taking boosters.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 01:42 PM (Q4cxx)



I don't believe that ANYONE in any government power position took ANY covid 'vaccine,' ever, at any point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 01:43 PM (7Q7Ca)

44 42 But driving drunk and running over girls who reject his advances are who he IS! You are trying to perpetuate literal genocide!
Posted by: You're erasing his identity, bigots! at September 17, 2025 01:43 PM (TbWk/)

======

This would be more convincing with bird hands.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

45
"Nothing good happens at 2 AM away from home"
Posted by: CECOT at September 17, 2025 01:42 PM (gKWVE)

You've never gotten laid at her place after a party?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2025 01:43 PM (xcxpd)

No.

Posted by: What's a party? at September 17, 2025 01:44 PM (TbWk/)

46 She didn't get a covid booster. She received a saline shot.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at September 17, 2025 01:44 PM (BW+Gb)

47 39 37 fake booster shot, calling it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2025 01:42 PM (xcxpd)

======

The shot may be real.

Just like the cap on the needle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

I'll confess to not wanting to look THAT close at the photo to see if the needle was capped.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2025 01:44 PM (xcxpd)

48 Edwin Cruz-Gomez was just a few more DUIs away from cutting cancer, and now all you MAGAts are gonna throw him in jail.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2025 01:44 PM (MGB5H)

49 Today I got my COVID-19 booster.
---
Something tells me she got a shot of saline solution or something equally harmless.

Actual COVID-19 "boosters" are for the peons, who are disposable. Not the elite.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2025 01:44 PM (7fElN)

50 “They aren’t sending their very best”

And Hochul is one fugly broad. I think her rancid soul has been “leaking” out into her face, her countenance. Lefty cunts always have this pinched “look” that freezes into this horrid mask

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2025 01:44 PM (oAa51)

51 OT, some better news
Court throws out environmental lawsuit against SpaceX, FAA, and Starship/Superheavy
September 16, 2025 8:45 am Robert Zimmerman


These courts need to whack all the peepees.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2025 01:44 PM (gKWVE)

52 47 I'll confess to not wanting to look THAT close at the photo to see if the needle was capped.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2025 01:44 PM (xcxpd)

======

It's blue. Needles aren't blue.

Seriously, the cap is on the needle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

53 This would be more convincing with bird hands.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

They were implied. Were they not implied? I thought they were clearly implied.

Posted by: You want bird hands, I'll give you bird hands at September 17, 2025 01:45 PM (TbWk/)

54 Lotsa boobage for 16.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 17, 2025 01:45 PM (dpAEq)

55 All these ICE flights need exterior maintenance. A weak rope, a rag, and some poorly written logs re: boarded vs. delivered prevents re-entry.

Posted by: DaveA at September 17, 2025 01:45 PM (FhXTo)

56 Not shocked she's from Cape Cod. A huge infestation there...

Chester Tam@islantstudio

The footage out of UNC Wilmington: Falmouth, MA resident Zofia Zambrano caught on camera vandalizing a memorial to Charlie Kirk.

The video shows her defacing the mural dedicated to the late conservative activist, who was tragically assassinated last week.

This act of vandalism is beyond disrespectful, and it shows how there are shortage of news that continues to embarrass the state of Massachusetts.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 17, 2025 01:45 PM (TGPs7)

57 Today I got my COVID-19 booster.
---
Photoshop.

Here comes your 19th Covid booster.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 01:45 PM (Q4cxx)

58 Don't be out after 10 pm

Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2025 01:45 PM (4bYb7)

59 53 This would be more convincing with bird hands.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

They were implied. Were they not implied? I thought they were clearly implied.
Posted by: You want bird hands, I'll give you bird hands at September 17, 2025 01:45 PM (TbWk/)

======

Bird hands are not a tool of subtlety and must be amplified for effect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

60 Apologies, all. In the last thread I made an observation about the movie The Passion of the Christ, when I was really thinking about The Last Temptation of Christ. Sorry to have mixed up those two films, which are antithetical to each other.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 01:45 PM (77rzZ)

61 When will Hochul realize those mRNA 'vaccines' are continually breaking-down the Botox she now needs injected every other day? Without those vaccines, she'd only need massive Botox injections every 4 days.

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2025 01:45 PM (5rh/l)

62 48 Edwin Cruz-Gomez was just a few more DUIs away from cutting cancer, and now all you MAGAts are gonna throw him in jail.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2025 01:44 PM (MGB5H)

He was an aspiring Reggaeton superstar!

Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 01:45 PM (UnA8+)

63 38 Stop, children, what's that sound?

Everyone knows shit's comin' down.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 01:43 PM (7Q7Ca)

Let's hope

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2025 01:46 PM (xcxpd)

64 Remember when Biden got his covid shot on camera? They came in with this massive syringe that looked like it was used for inoculating elephants.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 01:46 PM (7Q7Ca)

65
Are you sure Kathy Hochul's getting a Covid-19 booster and not testosterone?

Cuz she looks like a man, baby!

A tranniefied man, but still...

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2025 01:46 PM (iJfKG)

66 Crockett is "questioning" Kash now. She's so obnoxious.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 17, 2025 01:46 PM (3ImbR)

67 23 17 What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.
Posted by: front toward enemy at September 17, 2025 01:39 PM (TIizU)

That was my question too....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2025 01:40 PM

Same.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2025 01:46 PM (BvTfc)

68 "The science is clear."


It certainly is.

Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2025 01:46 PM (Ao2tI)

69 It's blue. Needles aren't blue.

Seriously, the cap is on the needle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:44 PM (GBKbO)
---
I zoomed in to see that. It's also not touching her arm.

!!!

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 01:46 PM (Q4cxx)

70 NYC will go the German route and put up public service posters of “No Running Over People” with an image of a white guy running down a black girl.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 17, 2025 01:46 PM (Vh9CX)

71 There are plenty of homegrown pedophilic murderers so it's bigoted to object to importing more.

Posted by: mea culpa at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM (kblUx)

72 Lotsa boobage for 16.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats


You never saw the girls in my high school.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

73 It's not a 'vaccine' if you need repeated boosters for the rest of your life........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM (7Q7Ca)

74 The "science" is Lysenkoist, and they're all cult members.

Posted by: They're the worst kind of religious zealots at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM (TbWk/)

75 66 Crockett is "questioning" Kash now. She's so obnoxious.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 17, 2025 01:46 PM (3ImbR)

Is she using her ghetto voice ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM (VE6XX)

76 Chester Tam@islantstudio

The footage out of UNC Wilmington: Falmouth, MA resident Zofia Zambrano caught on camera vandalizing a memorial to Charlie Kirk.

The video shows her defacing the mural dedicated to the late conservative activist, who was tragically assassinated last week.

This act of vandalism is beyond disrespectful, and it shows how there are shortage of news that continues to embarrass the state of Massachusetts.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 17, 2025 01:45 PM (TGPs7)

She's being arrested and charged with a hate crime right? Right? Leaving tire marks on a road with some paint in it is a hate crime.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM (MGB5H)

77 There is more to this story, I can almost assure you. This was a 16 year old girl coming out of a bar at 4 am (!) with her mom (!) and "boyfriend."

The video of the mom after her supposed daughter was just murdered in front of her eyes is ... very odd. She seems not phased or upset. I think the odds that this is not in fact her mother are north of 50%.

They get into an argument with this illegal cretin. Then he ... runs away, gets his truck, and then runs the girl over? Does that make sense to anyone?

Where is the surveillance footage? There has to be surveillance outside any bar or business of any reputable nature. Unless ....

What we have is an illegal alien who never should have been on the streets running over and murdering a fellow Hispanic. The rest of the story seems like complete bullshit to me.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

78 What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.

Stuff she's probably not supposed to be doing. But...not having sex with an illegal twice her age is at least one good choice.

Its funny, I remember when it was a lefty talking point that it isn't fair that women can't walk around the big blue shitties at 4 AM and be safe. Now they want to keep them unsafe by bringing in illegals...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM (sKqQm)

79 I love how they keep calling it Covid-19 because the easiest response is, "You do know it's 2025, right?"

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM (XiZcC)

80 69 I zoomed in to see that. It's also not touching her arm.

!!!
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 01:46 PM (Q4cxx)

======

Yes, it's just a dumb photo op. It is ultimately meaningless that they faked it.

But...why fake it? Why not take a quick photo of the real thing?

Unless there is no real thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM (GBKbO)

81 Yet another "Spark of Divinity" ...

[h/t Nanzi Pelosi]

That entire AutoPen Empire needs to be tried, convicted, and imprisoned per RICO for Conspiracy To Commit Mass Murder and Deprivation Of Rights Under Color Of Law.

Either that, or Trump Goes Full Pinochet -- my preference.

* spit *

Posted by: ShainS -- UNITE THE CLANS After They Assassinated & Martyred Our Latest BraveHeart at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM (1mU8Q)

82 Holy shit, the cap is indeed still on the needle. He's right.

Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM (Ao2tI)

83
Don't be out after 10 pm

Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2025 01:45 PM


if you're not in bed by 11, you might as well go home

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2025 01:48 PM (tljrc)

84 Driving with a suspended license, Edwin Cruz-Gomez, 38, allegedly plowed a 2009 Chevy Suburban into teen Jhoanny Gomez-Alvarez following a heated fight with the girl, her boyfriend, her mother and the mother's friend Saturday morning outside an Elmhurst bar.

Execute him.

And deport any other illegals involved in the incident.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2025 01:48 PM (a+4eV)

85 66 Crockett is "questioning" Kash now. She's so obnoxious.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 17, 2025 01:46 PM (3ImbR)

Is da maff maffin? Or dat maff ain't maffin?

Posted by: Jasmine Ratchet, her eyelashes dragging at September 17, 2025 01:48 PM (TbWk/)

86 If you're wondering why this illegal alien criminal had a license at all, it's because this is the sanctuary pro-murder state of New York.

----

One of these days... one of these days, states need to be expelled from The Union.

I see no other way.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2025 01:48 PM (9M/i4)

87 3rd world immigration gives you a 3rd world life

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2025 01:48 PM (o8LZ8)

88 She was asking to gets smashed into a pillar. 400am. Did you see what she was wearing!!!!

Posted by: Typical Bluesky patron at September 17, 2025 01:48 PM (f5PDs)

89 Roosevelt Ave in Elmhurst is an outdoor Guatemalan hooker meat market.

Posted by: front toward enemy at September 17, 2025 01:48 PM (TIizU)

90 >What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.

The fact that the decedent's 32 year old mother was also injured in the crash may provide a clue.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 17, 2025 01:49 PM (rJ48h)

91 >>> 71 There are plenty of homegrown pedophilic murderers so it's bigoted to object to importing more.
Posted by: mea culpa at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM (kblUx)

These things happen.

Posted by: which bint was that, the Maine Gov? at September 17, 2025 01:49 PM (ULPxl)

92 The dude will be New York's next Governor.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2025 01:49 PM (iwlvf)

93 She is so dutiful. Getting a picture taken of her booster right before the needle touches her arm.

... if it ever did.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 01:49 PM (Q4cxx)

94 What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.
Posted by: front toward enemy at September 17, 2025 01:39 PM (TIizU)

That was my question too....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2025 01:40 PM

Same.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2025 01:46 PM (BvTfc)
__

yea, see my comment above. I think this story is bullshit. The girl was run over by this cretin, but the rest of the story makes no sense.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

95 >>>12 So did he do this just before or right after he cured cancer???

unfortunately, he murdered the underaged girl he was trying to fuck just as his cancer cure was about to go into human trials.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2025 01:49 PM (KRtlO)

96 Remember no culture is better then another. So if one of our refugee sparks of divinity asks a 16 year old to have sex with him as is normal in his culture she should.

Posted by: The modern left at September 17, 2025 01:50 PM (sKqQm)

97 72 Lotsa boobage for 16.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats


You never saw the girls in my high school.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

Even back in my day when we were still using clay tablets and styli, many of the chicks in high school had impressive rackage.

Posted by: Tig ol' bitties at September 17, 2025 01:50 PM (TbWk/)

98 Is she using her ghetto voice ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM (VE6XX)
~~~~~

Not yet, but she's close.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 17, 2025 01:50 PM (3ImbR)

99 If you want to keep New Yokers safe, why did you endorse Mamdani?

Posted by: tankdemon at September 17, 2025 01:50 PM (JEmdp)

100 Unless there is no real thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM (GBKbO)
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* puts finger on nose *

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 01:50 PM (Q4cxx)

101 95 >>>12 So did he do this just before or right after he cured cancer???

unfortunately, he murdered the underaged girl he was trying to fuck just as his cancer cure was about to go into human trials.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2025 01:49 PM (KRtlO)

=========

*just all the bird hands*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

102 66 Crockett is "questioning" Kash now. She's so obnoxious.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 17, 2025 01:46 PM (3ImbR)
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The term "questioning" should be banned whenever discussing Congressional testimonies.

"Bloviating" or a similar term should be used instead.

We need to update the AoSHQ Style Guide.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2025 01:50 PM (7fElN)

103 The video of the mom after her supposed daughter was just murdered in front of her eyes is ... very odd. She seems not phased or upset. I think the odds that this is not in fact her mother are north of 50%.

Maybe being trafficked ? Bad choice of words seeing as she was run over but I'm thinking with you not her Mother..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2025 01:51 PM (VE6XX)

104
yea, see my comment above. I think this story is bullshit. The girl was run over by this cretin, but the rest of the story makes no sense.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 01:49 PM (iFTx/)



They could all be illegals with assumed identities to not get deported back to some 3rd world shithole that keeps horrible medical records.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 01:51 PM (7Q7Ca)

105 I believe the COVID fake out is just letting the clot shots warm for too long.

They have strict warming regimes. Wait too long and the ingredients go inert.

So just leave the elite's shot out over night and then give it to them. They got the shot right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

106 90 >What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.

The fact that the decedent's 32 year old mother was also injured in the crash may provide a clue.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 17, 2025 01:49 PM (rJ48h)

Pimping her out?

Posted by: Gross but not unheard of at September 17, 2025 01:51 PM (TbWk/)

107 Baby I'll give you the hard one isn't supposed to be a bumper.

Posted by: DaveA at September 17, 2025 01:51 PM (FhXTo)

108 104
yea, see my comment above. I think this story is bullshit. The girl was run over by this cretin, but the rest of the story makes no sense.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 01:49 PM (iFTx/)


They could all be illegals with assumed identities to not get deported back to some 3rd world shithole that keeps horrible medical records.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 01:51 PM (7Q7Ca)

=======

DHS may be finding out soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

109
"Democrats are good people," bird hands "because they just want" more bird hands "people to get American citizenship."

All the bird hands.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=======
Nightmarish vision.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 01:51 PM (WDjG6)

110 These things happen.
Posted by: which bint was that, the Maine Gov? at September 17, 2025 01:49 PM (ULPxl)

Some pedophile illegal did something.

Posted by: mea culpa at September 17, 2025 01:52 PM (kblUx)

111 lol, Patel just gave his version of "Frankly dear, I don't give a damn" to crockett

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2025 01:52 PM (g47mK)

112 109
"Democrats are good people," bird hands "because they just want" more bird hands "people to get American citizenship."

All the bird hands.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=======
Nightmarish vision.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 01:51 PM (WDjG6)

======

I finally watched part of a bird hands video.

It was illuminating. It was edifying. It was...ineffable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

113 Do not go behind enemy lines.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at September 17, 2025 01:52 PM (tA1/w)

114 Oh the poor driver showed such remorse at the scene. He was crying and everything!!!!

Posted by: Typical Bluesky patron at September 17, 2025 01:52 PM (f5PDs)

115 Oh no. He won’t come up with the cure for cancer now.
Bummer.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 01:52 PM (qM1j6)

116 What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.
Posted by: front toward enemy


Hanging out with her boyfriend, and her mom and her mom's friend.

Apparently staying out at all hours and taking your kids with you is normal in the US ghetto and in some South American countries where it's too hot to do anything during the day.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2025 01:52 PM (a+4eV)

117 unfortunately, he murdered the underaged girl he was trying to fuck just as his cancer cure was about to go into human trials.
Posted by: ace at September 17, 2025 01:49 PM (KRtlO)



"That shouldn't effect anything."

- - -- - - - Bill Gates, Actively Murdering Africans Every Day

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 01:52 PM (7Q7Ca)

118

What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.
Posted by: front toward enemy


Hanging out with her mother (yikes!) and wearing an extremely low cut shirt (double yikes!). The murderer is obviously still totaling the wrong, but bad things do happen after long nights of drinking, that's a fact

Posted by: imp at September 17, 2025 01:52 PM (g6TN6)

119 WTH are "bird hands," anyway?

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 01:52 PM (77rzZ)

120 Well, she shouldn't have rejected him if she didn't want anything to happen.

--Lefty logic that you'll see splashed all over their videos celebrating Kirk's death

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 17, 2025 01:52 PM (KbCG3)

121 I saw the needle and the damage done
Joker McRictus hates everyone

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 17, 2025 01:52 PM (NtVYv)

122 It was illuminating. It was edifying. It was...ineffable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:52 PM (GBKbO)
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Effanineffable.

Posted by: Old Possum at September 17, 2025 01:53 PM (WvZaB)

123 103 The video of the mom after her supposed daughter was just murdered in front of her eyes is ... very odd. She seems not phased or upset. I think the odds that this is not in fact her mother are north of 50%.

Maybe being trafficked ? Bad choice of words seeing as she was run over but I'm thinking with you not her Mother..
Posted by: It's me donna
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They were at a club--Mom was likely drinking and possible drug consumption.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 01:53 PM (WDjG6)

124 What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.
Posted by: front toward enemy at September 17, 2025 01:39 PM (TIizU)

Looking for decent Thai food, obviously.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2025 01:53 PM (9M/i4)

125 I'm sure she was an underage hooker and the mom and boyfriend her pimps. And all are illegal. Doesn't mean another illegal gets to run her down with a truck after a disagreement about payment.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2025 01:53 PM (MGB5H)

126 Baby I'll give you the hard one isn't supposed to be a bumper.
Posted by: DaveA at September 17, 2025 01:51 PM (FhXTo)



She just got the opportunity to experience the high-speed hard one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 01:53 PM (7Q7Ca)

127 lol, Patel just gave his version of "Frankly dear, I don't give a damn" to crockett
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2025 01:52 PM (g47mK)
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The megalomaniacal fascist tyrant dictator needs to fire Patel right now!

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 01:53 PM (Q4cxx)

128 What economically ultra-crucial, Americans won't do it, job was Edwin Cruz-Gomez working?

Drug middleman? Trafficking pre-teen Hondurans? Enforcer at an after-hours bar? Lettuce picker?

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2025 01:53 PM (5rh/l)

129 OMG he fucking killer her?!!
Holy crap dude.
Third world shit hole personified!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I sentence you to the electric chair to be zapped everyday within an inch of your death for the rest of your life.

-Way up firm and high commission

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at September 17, 2025 01:53 PM (VPPG8)

130 Not a good idea for a 16 yr. old to be wearing that outfit at 4:00 am.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2025 01:54 PM (NpAcC)

131 119 WTH are "bird hands," anyway?
Posted by: Bulg
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The bastard child of Jazz Hands. More like Lobster Claw hands but that is less warm and fuzzy for AWFLs doing that shit.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 01:54 PM (WDjG6)

132 Hey Ace if you're looking for another topic today, South Park cancelled their episode that was supposed to air tonight.

They're claiming that because they do stuff at the last minute sometimes you just don't get it done. Even though you could probably count on one hand the number of times they've had to delay an episode.

More likely it was probably going to be another "Trump and MAGA are awful people" episode like everything else this season has been and that would have looked pretty bad.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2025 01:54 PM (aRLgQ)

133 Don't ever trust, don't ever trust the needle!

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 01:54 PM (Q4cxx)

134 130 Not a good idea for a 16 yr. old to be wearing that outfit at 4:00 am.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2025 01:54 PM (NpAcC)

Might have been part of her "work" uniform

Posted by: It's me donna at September 17, 2025 01:55 PM (VE6XX)

135 "This reminds me that I owe an apology to Mr. Schiff. I should have said *Second* biggest fraud...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 01:55 PM (06Hmj)

136 131 119 WTH are "bird hands," anyway?
Posted by: Bulg
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The bastard child of Jazz Hands. More like Lobster Claw hands but that is less warm and fuzzy for AWFLs doing that shit.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 01:54 PM (WDjG6)

They're like inverted Italian expressive hands, with pecking motions.

Posted by: And box wine grip! at September 17, 2025 01:55 PM (TbWk/)

137 Remember the Left who laughs at our commentators being shot, weeps when drug cartel boats are eliminated.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2025 01:55 PM (yGFFs)

138 Don't ever trust, don't ever trust the needle!
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 01:54 PM (Q4cxx)
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Careful....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2025 01:55 PM (7fElN)

139 I finally watched part of a bird hands video.

It was illuminating. It was edifying. It was...ineffable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=-=====
Like the Twilight Zone episode of the old man and the masks.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 01:55 PM (WDjG6)

140 Nothing good happens after 2am.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 01:56 PM (qM1j6)

141 I couldn't get my point across to someone who was libtarded the other day, so-

I made the exact same point the same way using bird hands, and-

it worked!

Bird Hands
It's Like The Rosetta Stone For The Retarded!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2025 01:56 PM (iJfKG)

142 yea, see my comment above. I think this story is bullshit. The girl was run over by this cretin, but the rest of the story makes no sense.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 01:49 PM (iFTx/)


They could all be illegals with assumed identities to not get deported back to some 3rd world shithole that keeps horrible medical records.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 01:51 PM (7Q7Ca)

=======

DHS may be finding out soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:51 PM (GBKbO)
_

You guys do not want to know what I really think went down here, because it will be seen as blaming the poor girl who was murdered. Suffice to say I think the "mom" isn't her mom, the "boyfriend" isn't the boyfriend, and the timing and location of this incident is ... suspicious.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

143 >>>I believe the COVID fake out is just letting the clot shots warm for too long.
~~~~~

There's also the little problems of DNA fragments and spike proteins.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 17, 2025 01:56 PM (3ImbR)

144 Drug middleman? Trafficking pre-teen Hondurans? Enforcer at an after-hours bar? Lettuce picker?
Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2025 01:53 PM (5rh/l)

Crossing guard.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 01:56 PM (06Hmj)

145 Don't ever trust, don't ever trust the needle!
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 01:54 PM (Q4cxx)
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Careful....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 17, 2025 01:55 PM (7fElN)
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I'm nicked!

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 01:56 PM (Q4cxx)

146 Don't ever trust, don't ever trust the needle!

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 01:54 PM (Q4cxx)



*shudders*

*assumes fetal position*

*pees*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2025 01:56 PM (7Q7Ca)

147
“They aren’t sending their very best”




Actually, I believe they ARE sending their very best. Which illustrates just how fucked up the Third World is.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2025 01:56 PM (y9nCu)

148 142 You guys do not want to know what I really think went down here, because it will be seen as blaming the poor girl who was murdered. Suffice to say I think the "mom" isn't her mom, the "boyfriend" isn't the boyfriend, and the timing and location of this incident is ... suspicious.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

=======

I just suspect that the family can figure out their spat in South Sudan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

149 yea, see my comment above. I think this story is bullshit. The girl was run over by this cretin, but the rest of the story makes no sense.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

---
"I'm afraid, my love, I'll have to run you over."

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 01:57 PM (Q4cxx)

150 "Driving with a suspended license, Edwin Cruz-Gomez, 38, allegedly plowed a 2009 Chevy Suburban into teen Jhoanny Gomez-Alvarez following a heated fight with the girl, her boyfriend, her mother and the mother's friend Saturday morning outside an Elmhurst bar."

Allegedly?

Did he or didn't he? I hate that word. If there's any question as to whether he did or not, fine, let's have a trial.

If there isn't. Public hanging. Tomorrow.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2025 01:57 PM (9M/i4)

151 don't ever trust the needle!
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 01:54 PM (Q4cxx)

Don't trust the needle.

Baby, take my hand

Don't trust the needle.

We'll be able to fly

Don't trust the needle.

Baby, I'm your man

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2025 01:57 PM (yGFFs)

152

The really bizarre thing is that nobody in the story or otherwise notes the comment about the guys reason for being at the bar, which was to "look for a girlfriend", when it does not seem like it was a long-term relationship he was actually seeking. How/why on God's green earth a 32-year-old woman has a 16 year old daughter who she's taking to bars instead of locking away and making sure that the same thing doesn't happen to her daughter that happened to her, I will never know...

Posted by: imp at September 17, 2025 01:57 PM (g6TN6)

153 What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.
Posted by: front toward enemy at September 17, 2025 01:39 PM (TIizU)


I think i read she was with her 32 year old mother.

I think we know

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 17, 2025 01:57 PM (JkCto)

154 Guy administering shot: "Oops, I used the lethal injection shot by mistake! My bad!"

Posted by: Paco at September 17, 2025 01:58 PM (mADJX)

155 He's a good looking guy! Any girl should be happy to have him!

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2025 01:58 PM (v0R5T)

156 You guys do not want to know what I really think went down here, because it will be seen as blaming the poor girl who was murdered. Suffice to say I think the "mom" isn't her mom, the "boyfriend" isn't the boyfriend, and the timing and location of this incident is ... suspicious.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

I didn't even see anything about this story except for a cursory skim through the content, and i'm inclined to agree. (always assume all "news" is fake and gay until further notice). But even still, i'll never pass on an opportunity to hang an albatross around the neck of the lunatic left's We Can't Even Spell Border Let Alone Citizenship schtick. If fake and gay are to be weapons, then let slip the fake gay dogs of war.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 01:58 PM (06Hmj)

157 What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.

Stuff she's probably not supposed to be doing. But...not having sex with an illegal twice her age is at least one good choice.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM


Not having sex .. for free.

Posted by: toby928 at September 17, 2025 01:59 PM (jc0TO)

158 How/why on God's green earth a 32-year-old woman has a 16 year old daughter who she's taking to bars instead of locking away and making sure that the same thing doesn't happen to her daughter that happened to her, I will never know...
Posted by: imp


Import the Third World, become the Third World.

And when you come from a place where it's not safe to leave your kids at home, you take them with you wherever you go.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2025 01:59 PM (a+4eV)

159

I think the anger would be far more directed at the driver if it didn't seem like everybody was covering up some hinky shit

Posted by: imp at September 17, 2025 01:59 PM (g6TN6)

160 Baby, I'm your man
Posted by: ...

Needs more cowbell

Posted by: Bruce the Producer Dickinson at September 17, 2025 02:00 PM (WDjG6)

161 You guys do not want to know what I really think went down here, because it will be seen as blaming the poor girl who was murdered. Suffice to say I think the "mom" isn't her mom, the "boyfriend" isn't the boyfriend, and the timing and location of this incident is ... suspicious.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

How’s this?

The “boyfriend” is an enforcer of the pimp (mom’s friend) and the driver is a dissatisfied client of the 16 year old girl who is almost certainly a slave.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 02:00 PM (qM1j6)

162 You guys do not want to know what I really think went down here, because it will be seen as blaming the poor girl who was murdered. Suffice to say I think the "mom" isn't her mom, the "boyfriend" isn't the boyfriend, and the timing and location of this incident is ... suspicious.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

You might be right about all of it.

But the illegal who ran her down with his car, if there's more than enough evidence to show that he did, he gets the death penalty. Carried out immediately after sentencing.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2025 02:00 PM (9M/i4)

163 When I was in college, a little group of high-school girls was once flirting with me shamelessly outside of one of the liquor stores in an attempt to get to buy them booze. It was fun, so I let them go on for a bit before refusing and walking away.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 02:00 PM (77rzZ)

164 I'm in no way blaming the victims, and Gomez deserves what's coming to him, but why would a 32 year old mother and her 16 year old daughter be out and about in NYC at 4 a.m.?


(after perusing some of the comments, I see I'm not alone in this take)



Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 17, 2025 02:00 PM (6ydKt)

165 What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.

Stuff she's probably not supposed to be doing. But...not having sex with an illegal twice her age is at least one good choice.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2025 01:47 PM

Not having sex .. for free.

Posted by: toby928 at September 17, 2025 01:59 PM (jc0TO)
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And they were in town.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 02:00 PM (Q4cxx)

166 Dollars to donuts she's one of the children trafficked by the Biden interregnum.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 02:00 PM (06Hmj)

167 Good catch that the needle was still capped! I remember a video of a celebrity getting the vaxx during the COVID hoax. They covered up the injection with a cloth! We never saw the actual injection (Narrator: There wasn’t one). And this was supposed to make us go out and get the clot shot too!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 17, 2025 02:00 PM (wZlsB)

168 She's 16.

She's beautiful.

And she's dead......

Posted by: Ringo at September 17, 2025 02:01 PM (7Q7Ca)

169

I mean running down underage whores who refuse to service the guy would be something I could show real sympathy for, why was she stuck in that life, etc.

Posted by: imp at September 17, 2025 02:01 PM (g6TN6)

170 Apparently staying out at all hours and taking your kids with you is normal in the US ghetto and in some South American countries where it's too hot to do anything during the day.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2025 01:52 PM (a+4eV)

Are the bars and prostitutes part of this rich South American cultural tradition? Actually that's a dumb question.

Posted by: front toward enemy at September 17, 2025 02:01 PM (TIizU)

171 147 Actually, I believe they ARE sending their very best. Which illustrates just how fucked up the Third World is.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2025 01:56 PM (y9nCu)

In some parts of the Third World, the "Very Best" basically means the biggest, meanest Sasquatch they've got.

Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 02:01 PM (UnA8+)

172 KH is an idiot. Burn the illegal at the stake.

Posted by: sidney at September 17, 2025 02:02 PM (Uy/WF)

173
But the illegal who ran her down with his car, if there's more than enough evidence to show that he did, he gets the death penalty. Carried out immediately after sentencing.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2025 02:00 PM (9M/i4)


Death penalty? In NY? 🤣

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 02:02 PM (qM1j6)

174 Give illegal aliens who broke our immigration law by coming here ILLEGALLY and two months ago were riding donkeys, a US drivers license.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2025 02:02 PM (iCxab)

175 Gonna go ahead and venture a guess that a 16-year-old female dressed like that in front of a bar along with her whole "family" isn't there of her own free will.

Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2025 02:02 PM (5aZAZ)

176 Chevy Suburban is a nice human trafficking mobile.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2025 02:02 PM (wBaIH)

177 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
35s
🚨 BREAKING: The Federal Reserve just cut interest rates by 0.25%.

Jerome, you're TOO LATE.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2025 02:02 PM (NpAcC)

178 Quarter point rate cut.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2025 02:02 PM (63Dwl)

179 Illegal alien with a suspended license.

I did not see that coming.

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2025 02:02 PM (Oy/m2)

180 163 When I was in college, a little group of high-school girls was once flirting with me shamelessly outside of one of the liquor stores in an attempt to get to buy them booze. It was fun, so I let them go on for a bit before refusing and walking away.
Posted by: Bulg
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Good choice. Safer to buy a pint of Mad Dog 20/20 for the bums hanging around. Girls would shop you to the cops in a NY minute if something went wrong with their girls night out.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 02:02 PM (WDjG6)

181 More like Lobster Claw hands but that is less warm and fuzzy for AWFLs doing that shit.
Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 01:54 PM (WDjG6)
~~~~~

Reminds me...
Grady Stiles, Lobster Boy.
Found guilty of murder of his daughter's fiancé, but was only given house arrest because no prison could take care of him. He was later murdered in his own home by a killer paid for by his ex-ex wife.

Anyway...

Posted by: IrishEi at September 17, 2025 02:03 PM (3ImbR)

182 BTW NY auto insurance rates are skyrocketing and companies are actually leaving the market.

It’s a mystery why this is happening.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2025 02:03 PM (iCxab)

183 Well there goes another future "rocket surgeon" or "brain scientist" thanks to Trump and ICE following the law.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 17, 2025 02:03 PM (17s+e)

184 On ABC we'll be told what a sweet and touching story this is.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 17, 2025 02:03 PM (s0JqF)

185 I like my girls a little bit older......

I just wanna use your love tonight.

Posted by: The Outfield at September 17, 2025 02:03 PM (7Q7Ca)

186 Are the bars and prostitutes part of this rich South American cultural tradition? Actually that's a dumb question.
Posted by: front toward enemy
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So is sex with the very young.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 02:03 PM (WDjG6)

187 If the 16 year old is out at 4 a.m., who's watching her three kids?

Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2025 02:03 PM (4bYb7)

188 Illegal alien with a suspended license.

I did not see that coming.
Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2025 02:02 PM (Oy/m2)
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Neither did she.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 02:03 PM (Q4cxx)

189 Jobba the undocumented, but fully demented, alien.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 17, 2025 02:04 PM (2sMLA)

190 0.25 was baked in the cake. Question was whether they’d do 0.50. The chickened out.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 02:04 PM (qM1j6)

191 When living in the real-life "Escape from New York" hellscape....

...it's even more important to adhere to the rules of....

Don't be doing STUPID THINGS with STUPID PEOPLE at STUPID PLACES at STUPID TIMES.

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at September 17, 2025 02:04 PM (2Nfh9)

192

That mongoloid looking caveman murderer needs to get beat a few more times, maybe with some pipe wrenches this time. Then he can be tried and hanged slowly without a drop.

Posted by: imp at September 17, 2025 02:04 PM (g6TN6)

193 This guy looks in need of a good deportin'.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 02:04 PM (Q4cxx)

194 I didn't realize they had those boosters anymore. My Walmart has to special order them. I heard the pharmacist tell someone that when I was checking out

Posted by: mishdog at September 17, 2025 02:04 PM (Mfik9)

195 Bird hands video:
http://tiny.cc/vnps001

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2025 02:04 PM (lIio7)

196 4am. Hey, the city never sleeps.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2025 02:04 PM (iwlvf)

197 What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.

... with her boyfriend
... and her mother

Don't worry, I'm sure that the driver was insured.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 17, 2025 02:04 PM (rgGn5)

198 A WHOLE QUARTER POINT RATE CUT?

This Powell guy is a financial and economic expert among experts.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 17, 2025 02:04 PM (17s+e)

199 Jerome, you're TOO LATE.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2025 02:02 PM (NpAcC)
~~~~~

Yep, and it should have been .50%
At least the market is happy: +440

Posted by: IrishEi at September 17, 2025 02:05 PM (3ImbR)

200 Reminds me...
Grady Stiles, Lobster Boy.
Found guilty of murder of his daughter's fiancé, but was only given house arrest because no prison could take care of him. He was later murdered in his own home by a killer paid for by his ex-ex wife.

Anyway...
Posted by: IrishEi

I think they did an ep of City Confidential on that.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 02:05 PM (77rzZ)

201
0.25%

Sad.

And ghey.

And lame.

*points bird hands at Powell*

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2025 02:05 PM (iJfKG)

202 Reminds me...
Grady Stiles, Lobster Boy.
Found guilty of murder of his daughter's fiancé, but was only given house arrest because no prison could take care of him. He was later murdered in his own home by a killer paid for by his ex-ex wife.

Anyway...
Posted by: IrishEi

That is one of the problems Hollywood has. Just because you are one of their favored classes of people does not make you a saint in society. Disabled folks run the gamut of saintly to beastly just like any other demographic and most social groups you can name.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 02:05 PM (WDjG6)

203 4 am is closing time in NYC still, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 02:05 PM (06Hmj)

204 163 When I was in college, a little group of high-school girls was once flirting with me shamelessly outside of one of the liquor stores in an attempt to get to buy them booze. It was fun, so I let them go on for a bit before refusing and walking away.
Posted by: Bulg


These days one of those teenage girls might claim you molested her, if she could get her friends to back her up, or maybe just leave an anonymous tip one one of those hotlines!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 17, 2025 02:05 PM (wZlsB)

205 Spark Plug of Divinity.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 17, 2025 02:06 PM (2sMLA)

206 "harrumf harrumf I never liked Charlie Kirk harrumf but he shouldn't have been fucking shot" is a fair comment. I've probably made something like that comment myself.
Likewise "harrumf harrumf she shouldn't be out partying at 16, and what's with her mom harrumf but she shouldn't get run over by Honduran invaders" is also a fair comment. I think.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2025 02:06 PM (gKWVE)

207 Other than a few blocks on the upper east side? nYC is basically 3rd World.

Which makes the whole city 3rd world I guess. In 3rd world shitholes there’s always a small ultra luxurious part of the big city where the elites live.

We’re slowly turning into Brazil.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 02:06 PM (qM1j6)

208 188 Illegal alien with a suspended license.

I did not see that coming.
Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2025 02:02 PM (Oy/m2)
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Neither did she.
Posted by: Axeman
=====
Harsh but fair.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 02:06 PM (WDjG6)

209

Did the dumbass bitch was fired try to vote?

Posted by: imp at September 17, 2025 02:06 PM (g6TN6)

210 Ms hochul's smug Karen face while she doesn't get her next Covid vaccine is enough for me to say "whatever she's promoting, I don't want it."

Posted by: moki at September 17, 2025 02:06 PM (wLjpr)

211 184 On ABC we'll be told what a sweet and touching story this is.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 17, 2025 02:03 PM (s0JqF)

A tragic tale of forbidden love gone wrong, like a Shakespearean play unfolding in real life.

Posted by: Edwino and Jhoanniette at September 17, 2025 02:06 PM (TbWk/)

212 Aspiring car hip-hop artist.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 17, 2025 02:06 PM (2sMLA)

213 Throw the H1Bs down the well.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2025 02:06 PM (LTuuj)

214 I'm told he was also ignored by ICE after an October 2024 arrest for possession of a forged instrument because the Biden administration didn't consider him an immigration enforcement priority.

At this point, my stance is that every illegal alien in this country is a priority and should be deported. Period.

Criminal record, no criminal record (beyond entering the country illegally), I don't care. Deport.

And while we're doing this, end all immigration to the country until we have found and deported all illegal aliens.

Once that is complete, we can think about beginning legal immigration again.

Yeah, I know, I won't be holding my breath on any of this. Doesn't matter how many stories we have like this. The country does not have the moral fortitude to do what needs to be done and actually enforce the laws of the nation.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 17, 2025 02:07 PM (P5BPp)

215 Today I got my COVID-19 booster.

So when she gets covid yet again she can announce it wasn't quite as bad as it would have been with no booster, right? I think that is the standard protocol.

Posted by: Ripley at September 17, 2025 02:07 PM (GUOwU)

216 187 If the 16 year old is out at 4 a.m., who's watching her three kids?

Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2025 02:03 PM (4bYb7)

Apparently, the mom had the daughter at 16, so that's a reasonable question.

I'm sure the NY Post would've referred to the daughter as a mother as well if that knew of any children.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 17, 2025 02:07 PM (6ydKt)

217 I think they did an ep of City Confidential on that.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 02:05 PM (77rzZ)
~~~~~

Maybe that's where I got it. I sure as hell didn't read a book about him.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 17, 2025 02:07 PM (3ImbR)

218 206 "harrumf harrumf I never liked Charlie Kirk harrumf but he shouldn't have been fucking shot" is a fair comment. I've probably made something like that comment myself.
Likewise "harrumf harrumf she shouldn't be out partying at 16, and what's with her mom harrumf but she shouldn't get run over by Honduran invaders" is also a fair comment. I think.
Posted by: gKWVE
=======
Shorter and better version. Murdering people for malicious purposes is morally wrong, no matter the victim.

No need to preface the statement.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 02:07 PM (WDjG6)

219 Did Lisa Cook approved of the rate cut? Or is she resting at her 'vacation' home?

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2025 02:07 PM (Oy/m2)

220 Has MSDNC come out to proclaim the girl was at fault or said it was the SUV that did the killin?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 17, 2025 02:07 PM (17s+e)

221 Hochul got big donations from Pfizer, as you may expect.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2025 02:08 PM (2ocoG)

222 You guys do not want to know what I really think went down here, because it will be seen as blaming the poor girl who was murdered. Suffice to say I think the "mom" isn't her mom, the "boyfriend" isn't the boyfriend, and the timing and location of this incident is ... suspicious.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

How’s this?

The “boyfriend” is an enforcer of the pimp (mom’s friend) and the driver is a dissatisfied client of the 16 year old girl who is almost certainly a slave.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 02:00 PM (qM1j6)
_____

That's pretty close to my take as well

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

223 “I Call Bullsh*t on Your Entire Career in Congress!” – Kash Patel Ends Democrat Swalwell’s Career in Epic Takedown

Cut Jib google it!
- alrighty then

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at September 17, 2025 02:08 PM (VPPG8)

224 Let's just hope the Gomez in their respective lineages isn't the same person....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 02:08 PM (06Hmj)

225 At least the market is happy: +440
Posted by: IrishEi at September 17, 2025 02:05 PM (3ImbR)

First off that’s less than 1% so eh whatevs. And DJIA is kinda irrelevant these days. Nasdaq and sp500 are the indexes that matter. Both of those are flat.

Second it’s for other reasons. Quarter point t was at 100% certainty. Markets aren’t reacting to something that everyone knew was happening.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 02:08 PM (qM1j6)

226 I finally watched part of a bird hands video.

It was illuminating. It was edifying. It was...ineffable.


Hoe_Math's video pointing them out is funny because he overdubs chicken noises every time the woman gesticulates.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2025 02:08 PM (2ocoG)

227 Saw a guy in Massachusetts today riding a bike with a mask on. I can't wait to get out of this insane asylum.

Posted by: NEFL Bound at September 17, 2025 02:08 PM (qUkBO)

228 215 Today I got my COVID-19 booster.

So when she gets covid yet again she can announce it wasn't quite as bad as it would have been with no booster, right? I think that is the standard protocol.
Posted by: Ripley
=======
Over under on saline injection for show? Only the stupid would get a mRNA when at least one old school vaccine for Covid is out there--Novavax.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 02:08 PM (WDjG6)

229 222 The “boyfriend” is an enforcer of the pimp (mom’s friend) and the driver is a dissatisfied client of the 16 year old girl who is almost certainly a slave.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 02:00 PM (qM1j6)
_____

That's pretty close to my take as well
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

=======

That is a complex familial dynamic that the South Sudanese social services can help clean up, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

230 Irony. She’s going to sue the state of NY as part of her wrongful death lawsuit.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2025 02:09 PM (iCxab)

231 These days one of those teenage girls might claim you molested her, if she could get her friends to back her up, or maybe just leave an anonymous tip one one of those hotlines!

I don't know if that ploy works anymore with cameras everywhere. If it was me, the camera would show an ugly short dude in a button down shirt giving them the finger and could read "nice try, feds" on my lips.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2025 02:09 PM (gKWVE)

232 185 I like my girls a little bit older......

I just wanna use your love tonight.
Posted by: The Outfield at September 17, 2025 02:03 PM (7Q7Ca)

Good girls don't
Good girls don't
But I do

Posted by: The Knack at September 17, 2025 02:09 PM (ajCaF)

233 Let's just hope the Gomez in their respective lineages isn't the same person....

That may well be the backstory, actually.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2025 02:09 PM (2ocoG)

234 My first thought as well but I was reluctant to say it. Thats on her parents. Certainly doesn't look 16 in the photo.

Posted by: Frankie at September 17, 2025 02:09 PM (mO+xO)

235 So when she gets covid yet again she can announce it wasn't quite as bad as it would have been with no booster, right? I think that is the standard protocol.

Posted by: Ripley at September 17, 2025 02:07 PM (GUOwU)
---
I believe even that is gaslighting.

They need dishonest people to talk about getting Covid to keep the gaslighting alive about boosting.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 02:09 PM (Q4cxx)

236 Them Here = There Here

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2025 02:09 PM (gbOdA)

237 Are you not culturally enriched?

Posted by: Gladiator at September 17, 2025 02:10 PM (2sMLA)

238 94 What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.
Posted by: front toward enemy at September 17, 2025 01:39 PM (TIizU)

=============================

It's a Hispanic neighborhood in NYC. If you've ever lived in one, it's quite common to see children as young as 4 or 5 on the streets by themselves at 4am.

Posted by: You're not from around here, are you? at September 17, 2025 02:10 PM (EH6tq)

239 I remind my daughters and 5 grandsons that when the sun sets be home, job requirements excepted.

Posted by: Kingsman at September 17, 2025 02:10 PM (ehY6c)

240 4 am is closing time in NYC still, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 02:05 PM (06Hmj)
_____

4 am is deadline to stop selling booze, but there are many ways around that. Some disreputable bars are open all night. I looked at some of the pics from the scene of this crime. It was ... not reputable.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 02:11 PM (iFTx/)

241
Illegal alien with a suspended license.

I did not see that coming.
Posted by: dantesed

=============

Cherry on top: DUI.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2025 02:11 PM (cCfL4)

242 I see people driving in their car with a mask on and the windows down.

Stupid.

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2025 02:11 PM (Oy/m2)

243 242 I see people driving in their car with a mask on and the windows down.

Stupid.
Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2025 02:11 PM (Oy/m2)

=======

I see dead people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

244 235 So when she gets covid yet again she can announce it wasn't quite as bad as it would have been with no booster, right? I think that is the standard protocol.

Posted by: Ripley at September 17, 2025 02:07 PM (GUOwU)
---
I believe even that is gaslighting.

They need dishonest people to talk about getting Covid to keep the gaslighting alive about boosting.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 02:09 PM (Q4cxx)

This is all about as scientific as a voodoo medicine man shaking his skull-and-beads stick over you.

Posted by: It's like the Enlightenment never happened at September 17, 2025 02:11 PM (TbWk/)

245 195 Bird hands video:
http://tiny.cc/vnps001


That was a hoot (no bird puns intended) and informative!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 17, 2025 02:12 PM (wZlsB)

246 interesting the NY Post article makes no mention of his immigration status

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at September 17, 2025 02:12 PM (V6W16)

247 Chevy Suburban is a nice human trafficking mobile.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
.....

My son-in-law had a dark grey one. We nicknamed it "El Chapo".

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2025 02:12 PM (UjdFS)

248 I was honestly shocked when they were talking about Covid shots in congress earlier. I was like what? People are still taking that? Covid is still a thing?

Fuck people it’s been 5 years. Let it go already.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 02:12 PM (qM1j6)

249 The Post comments are interesting. A lot are saying "what was a 16 yr old doing out with her mom at 4AM?" People responded ","it's their culture "
Their culture also led an illegal criminal lunatic to run her over

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2025 02:13 PM (lmTGO)

250
Has MSDNC come out to proclaim the girl was at fault or said it was the SUV that did the killin?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger

==============

MSDNC has respectfully averted its eyes from this sad sad tragedy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2025 02:13 PM (cCfL4)

251 Given the amount of training and attention given to standardized hand gestures by politicos and corporate twinkies, there may be something to the assertions I’ve read about that they are actually part of a type of hypnosis or intended hypnotic effect. The press always dutifully photographs carefully choreographed gestures, at a precise moment, including certain hand gestures. They want to appear decisive.

It’s always the least decisive whack job puppets that want to give the appearance of an executive, naturally.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2025 02:13 PM (oAa51)

252 I remind my daughters and 5 grandsons that when the sun sets be home, job requirements excepted.
Posted by: Kingsman

At one company I worked for, we often had to work late on SEC filings. If we knocked off after dark, I would always escort my female co-workers to their vehicles.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 02:13 PM (77rzZ)

253 >>Today I got my COVID-19 booster.

Glad to see that.

Posted by: Myocarditis at September 17, 2025 02:13 PM (hzUuR)

254 It's a Hispanic neighborhood in NYC. If you've ever lived in one, it's quite common to see children as young as 4 or 5 on the streets by themselves at 4am.

Posted by: You're not from around here, are you? at September 17, 2025 02:10 PM (EH6tq)


I guess they all get up early since the siesta is around noon.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 17, 2025 02:13 PM (6ydKt)

255 People who are still wearing masks are not getting enough boosters.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2025 02:14 PM (LTuuj)

256 Are the bars and prostitutes part of this rich South American cultural tradition? Actually that's a dumb question.
Posted by: front toward enemy at September 17, 2025 02:01 PM (TIizU)

There is a VERY different view of boinking underage girls with or without consent once you cross into Mexico and beyond.

Posted by: Rich Corinthian, uh, cultural leather at September 17, 2025 02:14 PM (TbWk/)

257 There used to be an old professor guy who lived in my neighborhood who wore a crash helmet while driving his car.

Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2025 02:14 PM (4bYb7)

258 227 Saw a guy in Massachusetts today riding a bike with a mask on. I can't wait to get out of this insane asylum.
Posted by: NEFL Bound
======
Heh. If you want to cause cognitive dissonance, ask someone wearing a mask if they are concerned about microplastics inhaled deep into the lungs. And express concern that China's mfg techniques and quality leave much to be desired.

When they reply. Simply go hmmm. It was my understanding that OSHA long ago set strict standards on long term use of mask to avoid lung damage (editorial: they did and do) I could be wrong, you should check up on that. Have a nice day.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 02:14 PM (WDjG6)

259 Fed announces .25% rate cut.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 17, 2025 02:14 PM (paSBy)

260

To quote oilfield rando


"Guys will see this and say “hey, ladies, please don’t do this dangerous thing in dangerous places alone” and feminists will be like “OMG YOU BIGOT IT’S NOT ON US TO EXERCISE CAUTION AND ASSESS RISK, IT’S ON MEN TO MAKE SURE NO MAN ON EARTH WILL EVER HARM A WOMAN!”"

Posted by: imp at September 17, 2025 02:14 PM (g6TN6)

261 The “boyfriend” is an enforcer of the pimp (mom’s friend) and the driver is a dissatisfied client of the 16 year old girl who is almost certainly a slave.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 02:00 PM (qM1j6)
_____

That's pretty close to my take as well
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

=======

That is a complex familial dynamic that the South Sudanese social services can help clean up, I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:09 PM (GBKbO)
______

Sadly, the mom and whoever that guy was with her will more likely end up getting visas based on that "crime victim" bullshit

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 02:14 PM (iFTx/)

262 It's a Hispanic neighborhood in NYC. If you've ever lived in one, it's quite common to see children as young as 4 or 5 on the streets by themselves at 4am.
Posted by: You're not from around here, are you? at September 17, 2025 02:10 PM (EH6tq)

There's a great bit Chappelle does about seeing a baby on the street, at 2AM or whatever.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2025 02:14 PM (1tPic)

263 5 flat would be a magic number

Borrowing 270k at 6.5 $2,190.53

At 5%
$1,936.92

Almost 4000 savings per year

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2025 02:14 PM (gbOdA)

264 Looks like Governor Hochul is getting her weekly injection of formaldehyde.

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2025 02:15 PM (UjdFS)

265 I'm sure Trump radicalized this borracho...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 17, 2025 02:15 PM (wtvvX)

266 233 Let's just hope the Gomez in their respective lineages isn't the same person....

That may well be the backstory, actually.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2025 02:09 PM (2ocoG)

Kind of expecting it.

Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 02:15 PM (UnA8+)

267 This is all about as scientific as a voodoo medicine man shaking his skull-and-beads stick over you.

Posted by: It's like the Enlightenment never happened at September 17, 2025 02:11 PM (TbWk/)
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I'll take that over the booster if the vodouist doesn't look too much like Fauci.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 02:15 PM (Q4cxx)

268 There's a great bit Chappelle does about seeing a baby on the street, at 2AM or whatever.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2025 02:14 PM (1tPic)

In a diaper

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2025 02:15 PM (MGB5H)

269 245 195 Bird hands video:
http://tiny.cc/vnps001

That was a hoot (no bird puns intended) and informative!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 17, 2025 02:12 PM (wZlsB)

hoe math is a genius

Posted by: Should be required viewing for all single men at September 17, 2025 02:15 PM (TbWk/)

270 2007-2014 ‘Burbans are good looking SUVs. The gens after kinda got ugly.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 02:15 PM (qM1j6)

271 There used to be an old professor guy who lived in my neighborhood who wore a crash helmet while driving his car.
Posted by: NCKate

That's quite a comment on his driving skills.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 02:15 PM (77rzZ)

272 Conservatism has become so uptight. *bird hands* "Don't run over teens just because they refuse to put out." Man. It's like the Old Testament in here.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2025 02:15 PM (1M0ma)

273 interesting the NY Post article makes no mention of his immigration status
——

Quit with the using their verbiage! “Status”? He’s a foreign national. That’s his fucking status. For over 20 years, previously deported. An illegal Alien. That’s his “immigration status”. Stop with euphemisms.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2025 02:16 PM (oAa51)

274 17
What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.
Posted by: front toward enemy


Showing off her tits, apparently.

Posted by: did I say that out loud? at September 17, 2025 02:16 PM (UjdFS)

275 He should NOT be deported. He should be tried, convicted and sentenced to death. Once his sentence is carried out, his body should be deported.

Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2025 02:17 PM (RTQn+)

276 Fed announces .25% rate cut.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist

Year late, several points short.

You are still fired!

Posted by: The Don at September 17, 2025 02:17 PM (2sMLA)

277 Wasn't there a movie about walling up NYC and making it a prison? Sounds like a good idea, let the new Commie Mayor rule it.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2025 02:17 PM (iwlvf)

278 264 Looks like Governor Hochul is getting her weekly injection of formaldehyde.
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2025 02:15 PM (UjdFS)

If you want to defeat a mummy, you must seal it back in its sarcophagus.

Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 02:17 PM (UnA8+)

279 It's a Hispanic neighborhood in NYC. If you've ever lived in one, it's quite common to see children as young as 4 or 5 on the streets by themselves at 4am.
Posted by: You're not from around here, are you? at September 17, 2025 02:10 PM (EH6tq)

The government does not want you to know this, but just like ducks in public ponds, 4AM street babies are free. You can take as many as you want.

Posted by: alex jones at September 17, 2025 02:17 PM (1M0ma)

280 There's a great bit Chappelle does about seeing a baby on the street, at 2AM or whatever.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2025 02:14 PM (1tPic)
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Love that bit.

That was back when the laughs came fast and he didn't do such as much musing set-up.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 02:17 PM (Q4cxx)

281 252 I remind my daughters and 5 grandsons that when the sun sets be home, job requirements excepted.
Posted by: Kingsman

At one company I worked for, we often had to work late on SEC filings. If we knocked off after dark, I would always escort my female co-workers to their vehicles.

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 02:13 PM (77rzZ)

The guys in the office did that when we I worked in suburban DC almost 40 years ago.

I think I'd have to be carrying now to do that there.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 17, 2025 02:18 PM (wtvvX)

282 Also, how did Hochul get the booster through the needle cap on that syringe?

Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2025 02:18 PM (RTQn+)

283 I went to a Walmart in the shitty part of town around midnight once. I was shocked at how many small kids I saw. I wasn’t a parent then but even so I was like wtf, these kids need to be in bed not out shopping.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 02:18 PM (qM1j6)

284 251 Given the amount of training and attention given to standardized hand gestures by politicos and corporate twinkies, there may be something to the assertions I’ve read about that they are actually part of a type of hypnosis or intended hypnotic effect. The press always dutifully photographs carefully choreographed gestures, at a precise moment, including certain hand gestures. They want to appear decisive.

It’s always the least decisive whack job puppets that want to give the appearance of an executive, naturally.
Posted by: Common Tater

The fun thing is most of those studies underlying that are from undergraduate psych studies done for extra credit in many cases. Replicability of those studies is well below 50 percent and probably now less than 25 percent.

Political consultants (including GOP types) are like witch doctors. They are essentially grifters that will grab onto any trick if they can sell that to the marks for money. Want a fun look at it, look up the old 90's movie Speechless. Thinly veiled Matalin Serpent Head story with the leads reversed. Keaton is funny as hell in it. And Chris Reeves makes his final appearance before his accident. Geena Davis also.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 02:18 PM (WDjG6)

285 Wasn't there a movie about walling up NYC and making it a prison? Sounds like a good idea, let the new Commie Mayor rule it.
Posted by: Case at September 17, 2025 02:17 PM

Then do LA. It won't be as good but still decent.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2025 02:18 PM (MGB5H)

286 If you want to defeat a mummy, you must seal it back in its sarcophagus.
Posted by: XTC

Free Mummy-a!

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (77rzZ)

287 276 Fed announces .25% rate cut.

oh F*CK YOU Jerome

asshat

Posted by: Black Orchid at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (FHttA)

288 I was just on a plane a week ago, and some lady behind me was wearing The Mask the whole flight. We landed, and when she stood up she laughed about something and shot a wave of the most crunked up halitosis over me I almost gagged from it.

Thanks, lady. Thanks for storing up a little bolus of your gingival funk for two and a half hours like a super saiyan charging up to destroy a small galaxy over five episodes and then blowing that shit right into my life like I just killed your dog or something.

Asshole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (06Hmj)

289 285 Then do LA. It won't be as good but still decent.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2025 02:18 PM (MGB5H)

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I learned that Boon Jong-Ho agrees with me that LA is the superior film.

Argument by authority!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

290 It's a Hispanic neighborhood in NYC. If you've ever lived in one, it's quite common to see children as young as 4 or 5 on the streets by themselves at 4am.

Posted by: You're not from around here, are you? at September 17, 2025 02:10 PM (EH6tq)

Different cultures view children in a variety of ways. In the 16th century, Europeans were having portraits painted of their 4-year-olds while the Aztecs were sacrificing theirs.

Posted by: pookysgirl took her four-year-old to a Japanese castle at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (Wt5PA)

291 Anyway, this is a 23 year old woman whacking her bf with a... hatchet
tinyurl.com/yr3r6mcc
I don't think they're less crazy if they are 16 and Honduran.
So don't do it.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (gKWVE)

292 Across the continent, in Berkeley yesterday another (likely) illegal alien went on a similar rampage -- no deaths (yet), but THREE people horrifyingly mowed down on the sidewalk, followed by attempted carjackings:

https://www.ktvu.com/news/ bmw-driver-strikes-multiple-people-near-uc-berkeley

The video is sickening.

"Berkeley police arrested Ivan Salvador Ochoa Munguia, 26, on suspicion of attempted murder, driving under the influence of a drug, attempted carjacking, auto theft and resisting arrest. Police said he had been driving a car stolen out of Richmond."

This was in the most upscale, wealthiest neighborhood in Berkeley, btw, in front of homes worth $3 or $4 million.

Article doesn't confirm that he's illegal, but this being Berkeley, they ain't gonna tell you that. But 95% chance he is.

He mowed the first guy down and then dragged him down the street wedged onto the bumper for a long way. I'm surprised the guy is still alive. Then he hit a female jogger at full speed, and she bounced off the windshield and flew through the air like a ball hit by a paddle. I can't believe she's alive either. Then he went on a carjacking rampage at an elementary school.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (pMi6S)

293 Fed announces .25% rate cut.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist

Gutless bastards!

Posted by: Count de Monet, on lunch time break at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (q2NNn)

294 271 There used to be an old professor guy who lived in my neighborhood who wore a crash helmet while driving his car.
Posted by: NCKate

That's quite a comment on his driving skills.
Posted by: Bulg
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Reception of ET signals was stronger in his brain while wearing it.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (WDjG6)

295 Pimping her out?
Posted by: Gross but not unheard of at September 17, 2025 01:51 PM (TbWk/)

100%. She was being trafficked, dude was super excited about the “product”, they jacked the price up on him beyond what he had the means to pay, so he tried to run them all down. Bet you a Jasmine Crockett eyelash kit

Posted by: Dead Howard S at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (YZhRl)

296 Chevy Suburban is a nice human trafficking mobile.

Also a nice hitting Jim Treacher mobile.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (2ocoG)

297 ABC News correspondent Matt Gutman issued a groveling apology Wednesday after coming under scrutiny for his bizarre take on text messages sent by Charlie Kirk’s alleged killer, Tyler Robinson, and his transgender partner.

The network’s chief national correspondent said he now “deeply” regrets the way he breathlessly described the suspected assassin’s deranged texts as “intimate” and “very touching.”

“Yesterday I tried to underscore the jarring contrast between this cold-blooded assassination of Charlie Kirk — a man who dedicated his life to public dialogue — and the personal, disturbing texts read aloud by the Utah County Attorney at the press conference,” Gutman said in his apology on social media.

“I deeply regret that my words did not make that clear,” he claimed.

“But let there be zero doubt here: I unequivocally condemn this horrific crime and the pain it caused Charlie Kirk’s family, those who were forced to witness it at UVU, and the millions of people he inspired,” Gutman continued.



You mean, the very intimate portrait, touching, heartfelt, jarring contrast, don't you Matt?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 17, 2025 02:20 PM (6ydKt)

298 I carry in my house today; sig 239, 9mm plus a reload.

Posted by: Kingsman at September 17, 2025 02:20 PM (ehY6c)

299 Execute him.

And deport any other illegals involved in the incident.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 17, 2025 01:48 PM (a+4eV)

Yep. Firing squad, deport his remains.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2025 02:20 PM (i24o9)

300 What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.

A whore making some extra cash for her “family”. “Mom” was most likely the bottom bitch holding the money.

Posted by: Pimping Is Hard Work at September 17, 2025 02:20 PM (OU3xT)

301 I think I'd have to be carrying now to do that there.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 17, 2025 02:18 PM (wtvvX)

And you couldn't do that there - at least not easily.

Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2025 02:20 PM (RTQn+)

302 >> "Don't run over teens just because they refuse to put out."

Never use a sledgehammer when the edge of a desk will suffice.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at September 17, 2025 02:20 PM (l3YAf)

303 **jumps to bottom of comments**

Now how many comments is it going to take before someone mentions...

Posted by: TeeJ at September 17, 2025 02:20 PM (eDPLA)

304 Thanks, lady. Thanks for storing up a little bolus of your gingival funk for two and a half hours like a super saiyan charging up to destroy a small galaxy over five episodes and then blowing that shit right into my life like I just killed your dog or something.

Asshole.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Dorcus Blimline might suggest to her that her breath stinks. A lot. And recommend a dentist.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 02:21 PM (WDjG6)

305 271 There used to be an old professor guy who lived in my neighborhood who wore a crash helmet while driving his car.
Posted by: NCKate

lol

I like concerning my neighbors, so this one really appeals to me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2025 02:21 PM (1M0ma)

306 Fiercely hetero Matt Gutman contemplated the deep touching of two men.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 02:21 PM (Q4cxx)

307 learned that Boon Jong-Ho agrees with me that LA is the superior film.

Argument by authority!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

No blades no guns alley at midnight. You and Boon bring your 10 best I'll bring my 10 best. We'll settle this.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2025 02:21 PM (MGB5H)

308 Price discrepency.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2025 02:21 PM (LTuuj)

309 Illegal woke up in the county after a night of blackout drinking..

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at September 17, 2025 02:21 PM (VPPG8)

310 **jumps to bottom of comments**

Now how many comments is it going to take before someone mentions...

Posted by: TeeJ at September 17, 2025 02:20 PM (eDPLA)
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The war?

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 02:22 PM (Q4cxx)

311 Give that 16 yr old five years and she'll be on My Six hundred Pound Life.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2025 02:22 PM (lmTGO)

312 Quit with the using their verbiage! “Status”? He’s a foreign national. That’s his fucking status. For over 20 years, previously deported. An illegal Alien. That’s his “immigration status”. Stop with euphemisms.
Posted by: Common Tater


Aren’t you preaching to the choir?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 17, 2025 02:22 PM (wZlsB)

313 Re: berkeley incident:

The news anchor, in an attempt to give an innocent explanation to the violent rampage, suggested, "Maybe he was having a medical emergency?"

Yeah, sounds legit.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2025 02:22 PM (pMi6S)

314 Fiercely hetero Matt Gutman contemplated the deep touching of two men.

Even liberals were questioning if he was just looking for the guy's Grinder profile.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2025 02:22 PM (2ocoG)

315 Were sorry you right wing fascist Nazi H8ers can’t appreciate the love between an assassin and his furry.
- ABC News

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 02:22 PM (qM1j6)

316 307 learned that Boon Jong-Ho agrees with me that LA is the superior film.

Argument by authority!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

No blades no guns alley at midnight. You and Boon bring your 10 best I'll bring my 10 best. We'll settle this.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2025 02:21 PM (MGB5H)

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We'll play Bangkok rules. No one draws until this can hits the ground.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

317 291 Anyway, this is a 23 year old woman whacking her bf with a... hatchet
tinyurl.com/yr3r6mcc
I don't think they're less crazy if they are 16 and Honduran.
So don't do it.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (gKWVE)

It's clearly the boyfriend's fault for not being the caring, stoic, sensitive, unmoveable, distant, available, aloof, servile, Christlike servant-leader he's supposed to be.

Posted by: Stupid men, always making women get violent at September 17, 2025 02:22 PM (TbWk/)

318 I go to check the latest on my X political lists and I'm hit with this... wtf...

Missing Teen Celeste Rivas Found Dead in Singer D4vd's Impounded Tesla

Authorities identified the decomposed body found in the front trunk of an impounded Tesla, registered to singer David Anthony Burke (known as D4vd), as 15-year-old Celeste Rivas, who went missing from Lake Elsinore, California, in April 2024. The remains were discovered on September 9, 2025, in a Hollywood impound lot after workers reported a foul odor from the vehicle, towed two days prior; police ruled the death a homicide with no suspects named. Rivas's mother confirmed the identity through a distinctive finger tattoo and recalled her daughter's mention of a boyfriend named David, while Burke, who reported the car stolen months earlier, is cooperating with investigators and faces no charges.

X: https://bit.ly/4n5x3kp

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 17, 2025 02:23 PM (P5BPp)

319 @311 of course if she was alive

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2025 02:23 PM (lmTGO)

320 Anyway, this is a 23 year old woman whacking her bf with a... hatchet
tinyurl.com/yr3r6mcc

Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (gKWVE)

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What did she want to axe him?

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 02:23 PM (Q4cxx)

321 299 Yep. Firing squad, deport his remains.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2025 02:20 PM (i24o9)

Krazy Glue a live grenade to his cheek, pull the pin.

Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 02:23 PM (UnA8+)

322 298 I carry in my house today; sig 239, 9mm plus a reload.
Posted by: Kingsman
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p239 is a nice single stack take on the older S&W 3913 without the frame mounted safety.

Too bad good single stacks have dried up in models lately.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 02:23 PM (WDjG6)

323 Don't mention the war.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 02:24 PM (Q4cxx)

324 My cup runneth over for you, my love!

Wait, did I say cup?

Lo siento, English is my second language.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2025 02:24 PM (w9Wax)

325 Shorter Matt Gutman:

“Notices bulge OwO..”

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at September 17, 2025 02:24 PM (l3YAf)

326 275 He should NOT be deported. He should be tried, convicted and sentenced to death. Once his sentence is carried out, his body should be deported.
Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2025 02:17 PM (RTQn+)
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Two ways to skin that cat. Deport him while still alive, but do so with a trebuchet.

Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2025 02:24 PM (5aZAZ)

327 Rivas's mother confirmed the identity through a distinctive finger tattoo

Are finger tattoos a stronger signal of poor life choices than neck tattoos? (Definitely not as strong as face tattoos, obviously).

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2025 02:25 PM (2ocoG)

328 There's a war?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2025 02:25 PM (LTuuj)

329 Anyway, this is a 23 year old woman whacking her bf with a... hatchet
tinyurl.com/yr3r6mcc

Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (gKWVE)

In her defense, this is in Fargo. What else you going to do in Fargo?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2025 02:25 PM (i24o9)

330 Bet you a Jasmine Crockett eyelash kit
Posted by: Dead Howard S at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (YZhRl)

That's a big bet. Going long.

Posted by: Make dat maff be maffin at September 17, 2025 02:25 PM (TbWk/)

331 OK. LA can be next but then after them it has to be Chicago.

Posted by: Case at September 17, 2025 02:25 PM (iwlvf)

332 Here. Not all of this makes national news:
https://www.ice.gov/WoW Take a look, just do it.

A bit dated, but :
"Six Illegal Aliens Charged For Brutal Murder Of South Carolina Mother in Random Attempted Robbery"

https://shorturl.at/fJVYh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, pouncing and seizing at September 17, 2025 02:25 PM (XeU6L)

333 >> Two ways to skin that cat. Deport him while still alive, but do so with a trebuchet.
Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2025 02:24 PM (5aZAZ)

Helicopter with woodchipper attachment.

Posted by: Zombie Pinochet at September 17, 2025 02:25 PM (l3YAf)

334 Then he went on a carjacking rampage at an elementary school.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (pMi6S)

Well, that's an obvious location. On top of CA, it's an even more gun free zone.

Because around here that would have had him ventilated in short order.

Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2025 02:25 PM (RTQn+)

335 Wait, did I say cup?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

336 326 Two ways to skin that cat. Deport him while still alive, but do so with a trebuchet.
Posted by: ballistic at September 17, 2025 02:24 PM (5aZAZ)

Or, you could, y'know, literally skin him.

Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 02:26 PM (UnA8+)

337 326 275 He should NOT be deported. He should be tried, convicted and sentenced to death. Once his sentence is carried out, his body should be deported.
Posted by: GWB at September 17, 2025 02:17 PM (RTQn+)
________________________

It's NY. The maximum sentence on this in NY is 25 years. That's the MAXIMUM.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2025 02:26 PM (dIske)

338 In her defense, this is in Fargo. What else you going to do in Fargo?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2025 02:25 PM (i24o9

Was the wood chipper broken?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2025 02:26 PM (MGB5H)

339 Obama comments on Charlie Kirk, and... blames Trump.

“But I’ll say this — those extreme views were not in my White House. I wasn’t empowering them. I wasn’t putting the weight of the United States government behind them,” he claimed, according to the Erie Times-News.

“When we have the weight of the United States government behind extremist views, we’ve got a problem.

“When I hear not just our current president, but his aides, who have a history of calling political opponents vermin, enemies, who need to be ‘targeted,’ that speaks to a broader problem that we have right now and something that we’re going to have to grapple with, all of us,” he said inside the Erie Insurance Arena.


They aren't going to miss a beat.
Obama is leading the from behind with lies and self-projection, still.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 17, 2025 02:26 PM (6ydKt)

340 Death penalty? In NY?
____

More likely the driver will get cash bail and NY will slip him out the back door to avoid ICE and we'll never see him again.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 17, 2025 02:26 PM (Dv3i1)

341 It's clearly the boyfriend's fault for not being the caring, stoic, sensitive, unmoveable, distant, available, aloof, servile, Christlike servant-leader he's supposed to be.

Posted by: Stupid men, always making women get violent at September 17, 2025 02:22 PM (TbWk/)

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We're gonns need MOAR AI Bot Boyfriends and Husbands ...

Posted by: ShainS -- UNITE THE CLANS After They Assassinated & Martyred Our Latest BraveHeart at September 17, 2025 02:26 PM (upyVy)

342 There's a war?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2025 02:25 PM (LTuuj)
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I was making a reference to one of the two funniest Fawlty Towers episodes: The War.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 02:26 PM (Q4cxx)

343
In her defense, this is in Fargo. What else you going to do in Fargo?

Posted by: Comrade
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[cues up the sound of a wood chipper spooling up]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, pouncing and seizing at September 17, 2025 02:27 PM (XeU6L)

344 Stokey the Bear will handle Chicago.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2025 02:27 PM (LTuuj)

345 In no way absolving this driver of the murder.

But I saw one of those YouTube cop cam videos where a 19 year old white guy drove 90 down a residential street, hit a car, killed a kid inside and the dad was taken to the hospital in critical condition.

And he was just kinda non chalant about it. Turned out he had been doing vodka shots for a hour before getting in the car.

Pieces of shit like this exist all over the place. It’s tucked up.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 02:27 PM (qM1j6)

346 If you had tried to explain to a linguist just 10 years ago that in the near future people could write a sentence composed of the palindromes "UVU oWo" and everyone would understand the meaning, they wouldn't believe you.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2025 02:27 PM (pMi6S)

347

Part and parcel of living in a world-class city as that little shitbag Sadiq Khan would say.

Posted by: E Buzz at September 17, 2025 02:28 PM (d27Ho)

348 Wait, did I say cup?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

You know about the cup sizes?
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

Tall, grande, and vente?

Posted by: Pretentious crap at September 17, 2025 02:28 PM (TbWk/)

349 You know about the cup sizes?
Posted by: Bulg

Headlights, meeting in the night.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 17, 2025 02:28 PM (w9Wax)

350 300 What's a 16 year old girl doing out in front of a bar at 4 am.

A whore making some extra cash for her “family”. “Mom” was most likely the bottom bitch holding the money.

Posted by: Pimping Is Hard Work at September 17, 2025 02:20 PM (OU3xT)
____________________________

Do you know what I am saying?

Posted by: Butters at September 17, 2025 02:28 PM (dIske)

351 It's NY. The maximum sentence on this in NY is 25 years. That's the MAXIMUM.
Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2025 02:26 PM (dIske)

He’ll get 12 and be out after 5.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 02:29 PM (qM1j6)

352 Death penalty? In NY?
____

More likely the driver will get cash bail and NY will slip him out the back door to avoid ICE and we'll never see him again.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 17, 2025 02:26 PM (Dv3i1)

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Gruesome Newscum can always use another "fixer" for his Presidential Campaign.

Posted by: ShainS -- UNITE THE CLANS After They Assassinated & Martyred Our Latest BraveHeart at September 17, 2025 02:29 PM (upyVy)

353 But I saw one of those YouTube cop cam videos where a 19 year old white guy drove 90 down a residential street, hit a car, killed a kid inside and the dad was taken to the hospital in critical condition.

There was just one out of Arkansas where the guy blew a .306. Now that's a professional.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2025 02:29 PM (2ocoG)

354 Is he part of the Southampton Cruz-Gomezes or the Westhampton Cruz-Gomezes?

Posted by: Thurston Howell the Third at September 17, 2025 02:29 PM (7cMxL)

355 Anyway, this is a 23 year old woman whacking her bf with a... hatchet
tinyurl.com/yr3r6mcc

Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2025 02:19 PM (gKWVE)

In her defense, this is in Fargo. What else you going to do in Fargo?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2025 02:25 PM (i24o9)
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Another weird story too. The girl was homeless but occasionally "staying with" the "boyfriend" in his garage. Yea sure, OK.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

356 Can't say I'm a fan of Kash Patel, but he has handled himself well with these wretched Congress Critters. I'm sure his Mossad Honeypot has imbued him with strength of character....

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 17, 2025 02:29 PM (TGPs7)

357 Gruesome Newscum can always use another "fixer" for his Presidential Campaign.
Posted by: ShainS -- UNITE THE CLANS After They Assassinated & Martyred Our Latest BraveHeart at September 17, 2025 02:29 PM

Today he was running on how we have to stop demeaning men.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2025 02:30 PM (MGB5H)

358 Whatever happened to commenter My Pimp Shot My Dealer?

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 02:30 PM (77rzZ)

359 353 There was just one out of Arkansas where the guy blew a .306. Now that's a professional.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2025 02:29 PM (2ocoG)

LET'S! PUMP! THOSE! NUMBERRRRRRRRRS!

(Reference to a streamer getting a guest even more drunk than THAT.)

Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 02:30 PM (UnA8+)

360 311 Give that 16 yr old five years and she'll be on My Six hundred Pound Life.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September


She has no more years to live.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 17, 2025 02:30 PM (wZlsB)

361 You got the A...the B...

Posted by: Frank Costanza at September 17, 2025 02:30 PM (7cMxL)

362 Was the wood chipper broken?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2025 02:26 PM (MGB5H)
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The vandals took the handle.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 02:30 PM (Q4cxx)

363 Gerrold Nadler crapped himself (figuratively) on the House floor again
x.com/RapidResponse47/status/1968327416226697722#
Wonder if the reason he's leaving is because he's got dementia.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 17, 2025 02:30 PM (gKWVE)

364 Did Kash tell Jasmine Ratchet to drop the fake blaccent? That would've been the best slam of all time.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2025 02:31 PM (2ocoG)

365 He's as ugly as the Gomez on Wednesday.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2025 02:31 PM (LTuuj)

366 Whatever happened to commenter My Pimp Shot My Dealer?
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 02:30 PM (77rzZ)
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Or that Harry Paratestes guy? IIRC, he actually lives in Queens.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

367 Oof. Hochul looks like an ugly clown, and there are more wrinkles on her face than an elephants knee.

And what funeral parlor did her makeup?

Posted by: That Guy at September 17, 2025 02:31 PM (hzUuR)

368 366 Or that Harry Paratestes guy? IIRC, he actually lives in Queens.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

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Mossad got him.

He was getting too close.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

369 Yeah single stack were nice back in the day. Today there's twice as many Schumers that need killin'

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2025 02:32 PM (wBaIH)

370 The vandals took the handle.
Posted by: Axeman

What about the chalice in the palace?

Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2025 02:32 PM (77rzZ)

371 Headline (Daily Caller):

"Democrats Divided Over Whether They Should Keep Calling Trump ‘Wannabe Hitler’ Post Charlie Kirk Assassination"

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2025 02:32 PM (rj6Yv)

372 Oof. Hochul looks like an ugly clown, and there are more wrinkles on her face than an elephants knee.

And what funeral parlor did her makeup?
Posted by: That Guy at September 17, 2025 02:31 PM

No reputable one would claim it. That's for sure.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2025 02:32 PM (MGB5H)

373
It's a Hispanic neighborhood in NYC. If you've ever lived in one, it's quite common to see children as young as 4 or 5 on the streets by themselves at 4am.

Vibrant diversity

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2025 02:32 PM (63Dwl)

374 If you had tried to explain to a linguist just 10 years ago that in the near future people could write a sentence composed of the palindromes "UVU oWo" and everyone would understand the meaning, they wouldn't believe you.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2025 02:27 PM (pMi6S)

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Not to mention "furries."

Posted by: ShainS -- UNITE THE CLANS After They Assassinated & Martyred Our Latest BraveHeart at September 17, 2025 02:32 PM (upyVy)

375 Oof. Hochul looks like an ugly clown, and there are more wrinkles on her face than an elephants knee.

She has Ozempic face

Posted by: kallisto at September 17, 2025 02:32 PM (dCxaZ)

376 Fucktard Jamie Raskin went on a gol dang tirade in his opening salvo toward Kash Patel this morning at Patels Congressional hearing.
Raskin opened with FBI founder J Edgars homosexuality and his decades of living with a male partner then segued into Hoovers targeting of political enemies, which only made me think hmm Raskin knows all about that perverted shit don't he!!

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at September 17, 2025 02:33 PM (VPPG8)

377 Democrats Divided Over Whether They Should Keep Calling Trump ‘Wannabe Hitler’ Post Charlie Kirk Assassination"
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2025 02:32 PM (rj6Yv)


I thought it was LITERALLY Hitler.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 02:33 PM (qM1j6)

378 That photo op is as bad as Schumer's fake grilling cheeseburgers one.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 17, 2025 02:33 PM (8hxDK)

379 They voted Nadler the smelliest person in Congress. They anonymously interviewed people who said you literally could not walk into his office.

Posted by: That Guy at September 17, 2025 02:33 PM (hzUuR)

380 367 Oof. Hochul looks like an ugly clown, and there are more wrinkles on her face than an elephants knee.

And what funeral parlor did her makeup?
Posted by: That Guy at September 17, 2025 02:31 PM (hzUuR)

She always looks like a creature from The Dark Crystal or something similar. It's creepy and weird.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2025 02:33 PM (1M0ma)

381 Hey autocorrect changed scumbags to Schumers. Tomato tomahto.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2025 02:33 PM (wBaIH)

382 Gov says just be safe, If anyone request sex, it is safer to put out.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at September 17, 2025 02:33 PM (zIS8z)

383 377 Democrats Divided Over Whether They Should Keep Calling Trump ‘Wannabe Hitler’ Post Charlie Kirk Assassination"
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2025 02:32 PM (rj6Yv)


I thought it was LITERALLY Hitler.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 02:33 PM (qM1j6)

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America was promised Literally Hitler by Democrats in 2016, 2020, and 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

384 Do you know what I am saying?
Posted by: Butters at September 17, 2025 02:28 PM (dIske)

Yes, I think I know what you are saying! You don't have to keep asking me!

Posted by: Aw hell dad I got lotsa girlfriends at September 17, 2025 02:33 PM (TbWk/)

385 Or that Harry Paratestes guy? IIRC, he actually lives in Queens.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

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Mossad got him.

He was getting too close.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

tooo close

*touches nose

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2025 02:34 PM (g47mK)

386 375 Oof. Hochul looks like an ugly clown, and there are more wrinkles on her face than an elephants knee.

She has Ozempic face
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She looks like Ed Grimley transitioned

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 17, 2025 02:34 PM (0bjKf)

387 Ok so no one is gonna post a picture so we can see how hot she is?!?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 17, 2025 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

Guess ya didn't see the picture in the article, huh Bill?

Posted by: Hill at September 17, 2025 02:34 PM (5xuJ/)

388 Hey autocorrect changed scumbags to Schumers.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2025 02:33 PM (wBaIH)
---
You're going to make me believe in AI.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 02:34 PM (Q4cxx)

389 America was promised Literally Hitler by Democrats in 2016, 2020, and 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:33

Worse than Hitler in 2028, 2032 etc

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2025 02:34 PM (MGB5H)

390 367 Oof. Hochul looks like an ugly clown, and there are more wrinkles on her face than an elephants knee.

And what funeral parlor did her makeup?
Posted by: That Guy at September 17, 2025 02:31 PM (hzUuR)

She always looks like a creature from The Dark Crystal or something similar. It's creepy and weird.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 17, 2025 02:33 PM (1M0ma)



I SMELL GELFLING!!!

Posted by: She's Skeksi and she knows it at September 17, 2025 02:35 PM (TbWk/)

391 389 America was promised Literally Hitler by Democrats in 2016, 2020, and 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:33

Worse than Hitler in 2028, 2032 etc
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2025 02:34 PM (MGB5H)

=======

No, it'll still be Literally Hitler, unlike elder statesman Trump that Republicans should try to emulate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

392 - Huh
Took more than I thought.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 17, 2025 02:35 PM (eDPLA)

393 If you lost your job for celebrating Charlie Kirk’s killing, Venezuelan drug gangs need new boat captains.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2025 02:35 PM (tfjlC)

394 Today there's twice as many need a come to Jesus moment. Looks down at the dirty harry 357 to my left and shoulder check at the 12 g. pump in the corner.

Posted by: Kingsman at September 17, 2025 02:35 PM (ehY6c)

395 Watched the vids of the woman who shit on Kirk and ruined her hubbies business. Cute lady but very annoying and dim. Pillow talk is going to be fun tonight

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2025 02:35 PM (lmTGO)

396 It's a Hispanic neighborhood in NYC. If you've ever lived in one, it's quite common to see children as young as 4 or 5 on the streets by themselves at 4am.

Vibrant diversity
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2025 02:32 PM (63Dwl)
____________________________

In Queens, "restaurants" and "bars" shut down right at 4am. The night workers head home, which probably explains a Uniondale resident (Gomez) which is way out on the Island sitting on the street trying to solicit "companionship" around that time.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2025 02:35 PM (dIske)

397 She was obviously selling Girl Scout Cookies.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 17, 2025 02:35 PM (LTuuj)

398 Hochul's is the kinda gal who get silicone injections to offset Ozempic Face.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2025 02:35 PM (wBaIH)

399 Hochul is publicly taking the shot because she’s going to force it on schoolchildren in NY who don’t need it. She’s also overriding all CDC changes to the vaccine recommendations.

If you have a family GTFO of NY.

Posted by: That Guy at September 17, 2025 02:36 PM (hzUuR)

400 346 If you had tried to explain to a linguist just 10 years ago that in the near future people could write a sentence composed of the palindromes "UVU oWo" and everyone would understand the meaning, they wouldn't believe you.
Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2025 02:27 PM (pMi6S)

--

10 years ago? A week ago.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 17, 2025 02:36 PM (wzAuc)

401 399 Hochul is publicly taking the shot because she’s going to force it on schoolchildren in NY who don’t need it. She’s also overriding all CDC changes to the vaccine recommendations.

If you have a family GTFO of NY.
Posted by: That Guy at September 17, 2025 02:36 PM (hzUuR)

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How is she publicly taking the shot when the cap is on the needle?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

402 "When I hear not just our current president, but his aides, who have a history of calling political opponents vermin, enemies, who need to be ‘targeted,’ that speaks to a broader problem that we have right now and something that we’re going to have to grapple with, all of us,” he said inside the Erie Insurance Arena."

The preezy who said " They bring a knife to a fight we bring a gun" and "reward our friends and punish our enemies" said this with 0 self awareness.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 17, 2025 02:36 PM (1MlMk)

403 Am I a bad person for wanting to help the Dr with the needle as he injected Hochul?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 17, 2025 02:36 PM (tT6L1)

404 After the war, I used GI Bill benefits to finish my education and get a PhD in lingual studies.

Posted by: Col. Angus at September 17, 2025 02:36 PM (q2NNn)

405 There was a crazed crash helmet wearing dude in my neighborhood too. Drove a 58 OD green Thunderbird with the WW2 sharks teeth painted on the front. I came across the hulk of it at Pick and Pull a few years ago and got the sads. Hadn't seen it in 35 years at that point. Always wondered what the story behind him and it was.

Posted by: Reforger at September 17, 2025 02:36 PM (SPOEc)

406 The ABC "News" article on this somehow forgot to mention that he was an illegal alien with previous deportations and multiple DUI arrests.

Just slipped their mind, I'm sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2025 02:37 PM (qpyNK)

407 Trump is in England whooping it up with King Charlie.
Jerry Nadless referred to Charlie Kirk as Charlie King today at the Patel hearing.

- when is daddy coming home mom?

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at September 17, 2025 02:37 PM (VPPG8)

408 382 Gov says just be safe, If anyone request sex, it is safer to put out.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at September 17, 2025 02:33 PM (zIS8z)

Just make sure you're masked and dodecatuple boosted.

Posted by: Lie back and think of Pfizer at September 17, 2025 02:37 PM (TbWk/)

409 And what funeral parlor did her makeup?

Posted by: That Guy at September 17, 2025 02:31 PM

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Kavanagh's Irish Pub?

* cue "Body of an American" by The Pogues [h/t "The Wire"] *

Posted by: ShainS -- UNITE THE CLANS After They Assassinated & Martyred Our Latest BraveHeart at September 17, 2025 02:37 PM (IqBEX)

410 Too bad Paul Harvey isn't here to give us the rest of the story

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 17, 2025 02:37 PM (/lPRQ)

411 383 I thought it was LITERALLY Hitler.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at September 17, 2025 02:33 PM (qM1j6)

======

America was promised Literally Hitler by Democrats in 2016, 2020, and 2024.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

I seem to remember that come 2020, they'd gone the whole way to "WORSE THAN Hitler".

Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 02:37 PM (UnA8+)

412 >> How is she publicly taking the shot when the cap is on the needle?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

I was thinking that too. But I was overtaken by the fact that somebody stole her boobs.

Posted by: That Guy at September 17, 2025 02:38 PM (hzUuR)

413 I seem to remember that come 2020, they'd gone the whole way to "WORSE THAN Hitler".

Posted by: XTC at September 17, 2025 02:37 PM (UnA8+)
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Don't you have to kill at least a handful of Jews first?

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 02:39 PM (Q4cxx)

414 These poor illegal immigrants are only doing the jobs Americans don’t want to do, like pimping out their teenage daughters.

Posted by: That Guy at September 17, 2025 02:39 PM (hzUuR)

415 Nood I love ghey furry sex guttman

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2025 02:39 PM (MGB5H)

416 Or that Harry Paratestes guy? IIRC, he actually lives in Queens.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

======

Mossad got him.

He was getting too close.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

tooo close

*touches nose
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2025 02:34 PM (g47mK)
_

Ah so there's a story there ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 17, 2025 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

417 Jerry Nadless referred to Charlie Kirk as Charlie King today at the Patel hearing.

--------------

That's because Kirk is Gaelic for Church.

OUT: A Church Commission.
IN: A Kirk Commission.

Posted by: ShainS -- UNITE THE CLANS After They Assassinated & Martyred Our Latest BraveHeart at September 17, 2025 02:40 PM (IqBEX)

418 Tie Edwin Cruz-Gomez to an inclined "X," (a type of cross.) Use a pickup truck drive shaft to whomp his wrists, elbows, shoulders, hips, knees, and ankles. Leave him to die ... livestreamed. People need to know that there are rules.

Posted by: Marooned at September 17, 2025 02:40 PM (kt8QE)

419 407 Trump is in England whooping it up with King Charlie.
Jerry Nadless referred to Charlie Kirk as Charlie King today at the Patel hearing.

235601 # QAnon 9/17/2019

And the Nadless King shall be
visited by the Lion

_ Its true It's true See I told you asswipes just like all the people on the news are clones but are really locked up in Guantanamo...

-CIA anon operative

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at September 17, 2025 02:41 PM (VPPG8)

420 The vandals took the handle.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2025 02:30 PM


and train it won't stop going no way to slow down..

Posted by: toby928 at September 17, 2025 02:41 PM (jc0TO)

421 Headline (CBS News):

"Suspect in custody after alleged "targeted attack" at FBI Pittsburgh field office"

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2025 02:42 PM (rj6Yv)

422 May have been discussed, smash and grabbers kill Father in chicago

https://tinyurl.com/mskubb7w

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2025 02:42 PM (rvwwT)

423 Mossad got him.

He was getting too close.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, in a world of gods and monsters with James Whale at September 17, 2025 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

tooo close

*touches nose
Posted by: runner
======
Deep State, foreign countries, oligarchs, and DNC buddies are running so many ops that the talent pool is drying up. Justifying Ham Ass for mass murder, justifying a demonstrated psychopathic Iran having nukes, China for sending us Fentanyl by Mail and Venezuela drugs by boat to us, and claiming Mossad runs the world is bound to stretch your credulity quotient a bit and demand a lot better prevarication skills from your bit players.


Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 02:42 PM (WDjG6)

424 The ABC "News" article on this somehow forgot to mention that he was an illegal alien with previous deportations and multiple DUI arrests.

Just slipped their mind, I'm sure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

There are a hundred big city murders a week. There is a reason why they pumped this one ...
.... because the circumstances are skeevy as fvck and they want to call you racist if you notice.
Just like they called you racist if you noticed they spiked the Iryna murder.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 17, 2025 02:43 PM (/lPRQ)

425 They aren't going to miss a beat.
Obama is leading the from behind with lies and self-projection, still.


Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 17, 2025 02:26 PM

Same playbook as after 09/11 Islamic terrorist attacks. It was a few weeks of patriotism and then the left went to work with the message that America had it coming and deserved it. 7 years later, America elected as President a radical whose 20-year pastor preached about AmeriKKKa and "chickens coming home to roost".

This playbook has worked for the left in the past and they are going to keep using it until conservatives finally fight back and refuse to capitulate to it, like the nation did regarding Islam and Muslims after 09/11.

The nation also backed down to the radicals in the LGBT community when it came to Prop 8 and "bake the cake" and "gay marriage". And while the nation was distracted with COVID in 2020, Bostic v Clayton County legalized protection of "gender identity".

The playbook has worked for decades. We'll see if this time is finally different.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 17, 2025 02:43 PM (P5BPp)

426 410 Too bad Paul Harvey isn't here to give us the rest of the story
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Paul Harvey would have had a heart attack reporting on the rest of the story since Biden cheated into the presidency.

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2025 02:44 PM (WDjG6)

427 Kash Patel is now lighting Eric SwallowsWell right the fuck up over FangFangGangBangWangDangSweetPoontang.

"I call bullshit on your entire career in Congress. It has been a disgrace to the American people."

Patel is on fire.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2025 02:45 PM (qpyNK)

428 The Democrats wont be happy until they get Literally Hitler! Then they will shut up, or at least, they had better! Literally Hitler doesn’t play games!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 17, 2025 02:46 PM (wZlsB)

429 Spark of divinity, y’all!

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 17, 2025 02:52 PM (rX3Gp)

430 Nood Propaganda

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 17, 2025 02:53 PM (wZlsB)

431 "I call bullshit on your entire career in Congress. It has been a disgrace to the American people."

Patel is on fire.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2025 02:45 PM (qpyNK)

Chris Wray missed an opportunity to spice things up when he dismissively requested a committee hearing wrap things up because he needed to start his vacation and his jet was warming up for takeoff. Too low-key. Wray is no Eric Stratton.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2025 02:53 PM (rj6Yv)

432 Ok so no one is gonna post a picture so we can see how hot she is?!?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 17, 2025 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

Guess ya didn't see the picture in the article, huh Bill?
Posted by: Hill at September 17, 2025 02:34 PM (5xuJ/)

Brings new meaning to the phrase, "I'd hit that."

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 17, 2025 02:54 PM (MZ+PY)

433 Charged with murder? In New York? He'll be out in eight years just like Luigi.

Posted by: Kurtz at September 17, 2025 02:59 PM (/uwax)

434 I'm sure the Soros backed left will be out soon with pre-printed signs, waving them around and declaring that he's just a misunderstood man with mental issues who deserves Due Process and other such nonsense!

Posted by: Tracy at September 17, 2025 03:21 PM (QBYBH)

435 We need common sense Suburban control!

Posted by: Your Friendly Ford Dealer at September 17, 2025 03:22 PM (oftw2)

436 Nothing good happens after 4AM in NYC.....and why was a 16 year old out with boyfriend and mom? NYC needs to be depopulated by 50% to make it liveable.

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at September 17, 2025 03:26 PM (LKMDZ)

437 Note to sixteen year old inflatables.....don't wander the streets at four in the morning disguised as whores, it attracts unpleasant attention.

Note to enemies alien and domestic...after you die, your real punishment begins. Nothing anyone does to you here compares to that.

Posted by: Stefan v. at September 17, 2025 03:42 PM (sb9sf)

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