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Cat agrees with basketball.

Frenz.

Baby baaa.

Puppy siblings are cloyingly adorable. And even more cute puppies.

Once again, a cat rejects the toy you bought him with your hard-earned money.

Puppy's first swim.

Dog is an easy rider.

Beluga plays with an air ring.

Celebrating baby's every monthaversary until age 1.

Tiger seizes and pounces. Mooses.

Anteaters are weird.

Cosmo Kramer's rickshaw business is off to a bad start.

Otters are amazing pic.twitter.com/unxAeOTzEY
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An enormous moose approaches the camera and get petted pic.twitter.com/k3PlqxB99b
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Posted by: Ace at 07:15 PM

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1
Hello

Posted by: fourseasons at September 02, 2025 07:19 PM (3ek7K)

2 It seems the San Antonio cosplay bomber Kit Noel has had a case of TDS since at least 2020.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 07:20 PM (IqZMy)

3 Mongolian horse archers, mad respect.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 07:21 PM (IqZMy)

4 Top pic, AI? Because can a Shar-Pei get that big?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 07:22 PM (IqZMy)

5 If moose wants your camera, give moose your camera. And back away slowly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 07:22 PM (IqZMy)

6 Don't pet the moose. The moose out front should have told ya'.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2025 07:23 PM (mlg/3)

7 Cory Booker got married. Goodness he enjoys being totally straight.

https://x.com/PerryALPHA/status/1962998014240240016

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 02, 2025 07:24 PM (lhenN)

8 Shar Pei is low key getting fat.

Posted by: It's just fluff! at September 02, 2025 07:26 PM (TbWk/)

9 Are those sea otters or river otters?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2025 07:26 PM (0sNs1)

10 Chinese mastiff?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 07:26 PM (zZu0s)

11 That ain't a dog-- it's two dudes in a costume.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 07:26 PM (JFjh0)

12
Math Cafe!

*Think* before you answer:

A bat and a ball cost $1.10 total. The bat costs $1.00 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM (UACUm)

13 Hmmm thin Cafe.

Oh no, ace used our advice from the last thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM (zZu0s)

14 Moose is good eating.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM (0sNs1)

15 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM (+qU29)

16 Once again, a cat rejects the toy you bought him with your hard-earned money.
----
I've stopped buying them toys.

I know I have three dozen ping-pong balls in my house.

I don't know where a single one of them is right now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM (IBQGV)

17 Cory Booker is a homosexual, why is trying to hide it?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM (XV/Pl)

18 A bat and a ball cost $1.10 total. The bat costs $1.00 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM (UACUm)

I saw the thumbnail for that ewetub video too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM (zZu0s)

19 Idiot petting moose is Timothy Treadwell level stupid.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM (dIske)

20 >>>Cosmo Kramer's rickshaw business is off to a bad start.

Last thread guy, give your girlfriend a ride on this guy's rickshaw.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM (i24o9)

21 What more than a pillow full of puppies.

Posted by: javems at September 02, 2025 07:29 PM (8I4hW)

22 Cats like playing air hockey with plastic soda bottle caps.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 07:29 PM (IqZMy)

23 Those puppies are too adorable

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2025 07:29 PM (+qU29)

24 Moose is good eating.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM

Shar Pei is better.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 02, 2025 07:29 PM (hwHEd)

25 I think I would rather be a approached by a grizzly bear than a moose. That cameraman hanging around to pet it is crazy.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 07:29 PM (JFjh0)

26 From previous thread . . Take your girlfriend for a rickshaw ride.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 02, 2025 07:29 PM (8AONa)

27 A cardboard box costs nothing and will keep a cat happy for ages.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 07:30 PM (mFSH6)

28 fuzzy dog photo is AI!!

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 07:30 PM (g47mK)

29
I saw the thumbnail for that ewetub video too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yeah, it popped up for me, yesterday.
Youtube's algorithm thinks we'd like it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 07:30 PM (UACUm)

30 That giant radioactive Shar-Pei, could get a good warm winter coat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 07:30 PM (IqZMy)

31 12
Math Cafe!

*Think* before you answer:

A bat and a ball cost $1.10 total. The bat costs $1.00 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM (UACUm)

A nickel.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 07:30 PM (JFjh0)

32 Shar Pei is low key getting fat.
Posted by: It's just fluff! at September 02, 2025 07:26 PM (TbWk/)

when the wrinkles get taut, you are in trouble.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:30 PM (8avO+)

33 Pooch fro.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 02, 2025 07:30 PM (5+Y60)

34 I guarantee that the Mongol archer hit his target dead center.

Those dudes are incredible archers on horseback.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 07:30 PM (IBQGV)

35 That river otter is going to rip that guys face off.

Nasty, evil aggressive bastards.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2025 07:31 PM (ySK8l)

36 River otters...bad juju.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2025 07:31 PM (Wnv9h)

37
Cat treats toy like immigrant treats half-million-dollar flat in London.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 07:31 PM (lCaJd)

38 A bat and a ball cost $1.10 total. The bat costs $1.00 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM (UACUm)

——————-

Ok, fine. What the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can’t make a vitamin.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2025 07:31 PM (u73oe)

39 Math Cafe!

*Think* before you answer:

A bat and a ball cost $1.10 total. The bat costs $1.00 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM (UACUm)

1.05 and 5

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:32 PM (8avO+)

40 A cardboard box costs nothing and will keep a cat happy for ages.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 07:30 PM (mFSH6)
---
Every Amazon package comes with a free toy for cats!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 07:32 PM (IBQGV)

41 The sea otter is escaping the orca.

The river otter is going to eat the guys’ face.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2025 07:32 PM (ySK8l)

42 I've stopped buying them toys.

I know I have three dozen ping-pong balls in my house.

I don't know where a single one of them is right now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM (IBQGV)

We buy our orange kitties the ones with lots of feathers on them. The biggest cat took the last one up in its mouth like he just scored a kill, he growls as he's carrying it around, and he proceeds to destroy it over the next 24 hours. Feathers everywhere.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2025 07:32 PM (i24o9)

43 I was worried Doggo wasn't going to get protection

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2025 07:32 PM (+qU29)

44 nurse, hope your day went OK, considering.the start.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 07:33 PM (mFSH6)

45 He likes movies about gladiators.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 02, 2025 07:33 PM (lhenN)

46 I assumed that top pic was a Tibetan mastiff, why is everybody calling it a shar-pei?

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 07:33 PM (JFjh0)

47 Cats like playing air hockey with plastic soda bottle caps.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 07:29 PM (IqZMy)

They sell very cheap spring toys in a spiral that have the advantage that if you step on one, they give before your instep does.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:34 PM (8avO+)

48 Hey Ben Had.

I’m tired. Hopefully I get more than two hours of sleep tonight.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2025 07:34 PM (ySK8l)

49 I know I have three dozen ping-pong balls in my house.

I don't know where a single one of them is right now.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM (IBQGV)
====
You'll know when we tell you.

Posted by: Perfessor's Kittehs at September 02, 2025 07:34 PM (RIvkX)

50 The sea otter is escaping the orca.

The river otter is going to eat the guys’ face.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2025 07:32 PM (ySK8l)

That moose will stomp your guts in just for laughs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2025 07:34 PM (i24o9)

51
Cecil, whom Ace likes, and I like, too, always says:

"Operation: Let Them Talk"

Just let the Democrats keep talking. Let the Democrat Goblins keep talking. They're stuck in a Doom Loop, and everyone is seeing how dangerous & stupid they are.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 07:34 PM (UACUm)

52 Last thread guy, give your girlfriend a ride on this guy's rickshaw.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder

====

And Piper sez we aren't to be trusted to give advice . . .

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 02, 2025 07:35 PM (8AONa)

53 Rick Beato just uploaded a 5 hour long video interview with David Gilmore.

I'm going in.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2025 07:35 PM (XV/Pl)

54 A bat and a ball cost $1.10 total. The bat costs $1.00 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?

$1200.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at September 02, 2025 07:35 PM (IYMzU)

55 At a four legged table, there are 1 grandma, 2 moms, 2 daughters and a granddaughter.

How many legs are under the table?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2025 07:35 PM (0sNs1)

56 Mongolian Golden Eagles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRJssFaeJ9k

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 07:35 PM (IqZMy)

57 River otters are probably tamed by the scandi voice.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Autumn Spiced Balls Dream at September 02, 2025 07:36 PM (cduTK)

58 Cat experiment. Put a bunch of drinking straws on the kitchen floor and leave them there overnight. In the morning they will be gone....and under the refrigerator.

This experiment shows the same results 100% of the time.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2025 07:36 PM (dIske)

59
$.05

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2025 07:36 PM (iJfKG)

60 Nasty, evil aggressive bastards.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2025 07:31 PM (ySK8l)
===

The frog or the otter?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2025 07:36 PM (RIvkX)

61 Had a neat close encounter with nature this afternoon. I saw a hawk enjoying his meal out in my backyard, right outside my sunroom.

He very quickly flew off when he sensed me nearby, though.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 07:36 PM (IBQGV)

62 55 At a four legged table, there are 1 grandma, 2 moms, 2 daughters and a granddaughter.

How many legs are under the table?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2025 07:35 PM (0sNs1)

If you include the table legs, 10. If you call the dog's tail a leg, still ten.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 07:38 PM (JFjh0)

63 Cat experiment. Put a bunch of drinking straws on the kitchen floor and leave them there overnight. In the morning they will be gone....and under the refrigerator.

This experiment shows the same results 100% of the time.
Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2025 07:36 PM (dIske)
---
Judges will also accept "living room sofa" as an answer.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 07:38 PM (IBQGV)

64 I bought my cats a $50 automatic laser pointer and eventually gave it away basically unused.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2025 07:38 PM (EYmYM)

65 Had a neat close encounter with nature this afternoon. I saw a hawk enjoying his meal out in my backyard, right outside my sunroom.

He very quickly flew off when he sensed me nearby, though.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 07:36 PM (IBQGV)

I had that happen once on an early morning in an apartment and my 2 cats were watching thru the sliding glass door.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:38 PM (8avO+)

66 I got my Ibizan hound a toy. It is a German Shepard.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 07:38 PM (mFSH6)

67 55 At a four legged table, there are 1 grandma, 2 moms, 2 daughters and a granddaughter.

How many legs are under the table?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2025 07:35 PM (0sNs1)

Well hang on, they're kind of in a heap. Give me a minute to count.

Posted by: Ed Gein at September 02, 2025 07:38 PM (TbWk/)

68 I was wondering the same thing, tankdemon

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 02, 2025 07:38 PM (ppG5b)

69 Mongolian Golden Eagles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRJssFaeJ9k

==

That's nice. Wish I owned one...

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 07:38 PM (g47mK)

70 Cory's never being boring.
He's never being bored.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 02, 2025 07:39 PM (gKWVE)

71 I bought my cats a $50 automatic laser pointer and eventually gave it away basically unused.
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2025 07:38 PM (EYmYM)

I had like a 20 to 25 year run of cats that instantly followed the beam back to my hand and sneered.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:39 PM (8avO+)

72 14

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 07:39 PM (mFSH6)

73 I had that happen once on an early morning in an apartment and my 2 cats were watching thru the sliding glass door.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:38 PM (8avO+)
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My cat Hexie was fascinated, watching the hawk from the kitchen window.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 07:39 PM (IBQGV)

74 Cory Booker got married. Goodness he enjoys being totally straight.

https://x.com/PerryALPHA/status/1962998014240240016
Posted by: BourbonChicken
......

If they have a baby it will have a huge mouth.

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2025 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

75 Cory Booker got married. Goodness he enjoys being totally straight.

https://x.com/PerryALPHA/status/1962998014240240016
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 02, 2025 07:24 PM (lhenN)
===

So cringey. He wouldn't last 2 minutes in Newark.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2025 07:40 PM (RIvkX)

76 My cat Hexie was fascinated, watching the hawk from the kitchen window.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 07:39 PM (IBQGV)

The hawk was also watching...

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 07:40 PM (g47mK)

77 & g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 02, 2025 07:40 PM (ppG5b)

78
Months ago I linked a couple of vids for those Automatic "Fetch" Machines -- like a pitching machine, it throws a ball for your doggo.

The "trick" is get your stupid pooch to learn how to drop the ball back into machine so it can keep playing fetch with the machine.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 07:40 PM (Ix9jj)

79 Our bernedoodle is due on the 21st. Based on her size, she'll be delivering 35 puppies.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 02, 2025 07:40 PM (8AONa)

80 That is a Tibetan Mastiff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 07:40 PM (zZu0s)

81 At a four legged table, there are 1 grandma, 2 moms, 2 daughters and a granddaughter.

How many legs are under the table?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2025 07:35 PM (0sNs1)

Well hang on, they're kind of in a heap. Give me a minute to count.
Posted by: Ed Gein at September 02, 2025 07:38 PM (TbWk/)

do any of them work for a railroad?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:41 PM (8avO+)

82 72 14
Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 07:39 PM

Try again?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2025 07:41 PM (0sNs1)

83 Cory Booker being fiercely heterosexual, as is his wont.

Posted by: Just so darn butch at September 02, 2025 07:41 PM (TbWk/)

84 At a four legged table, there are 1 grandma, 2 moms, 2 daughters and a granddaughter.

How many legs are under the table?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
.....

at 65mph exactly 2:20pm

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2025 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

85 I'm quietly admitting that a lot of physicists are full of shit. If energy isn't conserved give me my personal home free generator to run my house at no cost.

I've already duplicated enough of Tesla's lesser known work to know that is possible. I'm not talking about his well known big work, he did some smaller work with vacuum tubes that allowed him to generate electricity with them. I have figured out how to do that. I showed my work to my former boss at NASA, and he is of the opinion that it is worth testing. For whatever that is worth.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 02, 2025 07:41 PM (Da7Vv)

86 Cory Booker got married. Goodness he enjoys being totally straight.

https://x.com/PerryALPHA/status/1962998014240240016
------------

That's the most FAKE set of photos I've ever seen two people pose for. I charge that fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker is gay as hell, and would like those photos entered into the record as Exhibit A.

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2025 07:42 PM (TN0g+)

87 Golden eagles are pretty bad. You will rarely see more than 1 chick in the nest. The older, or stronger will kill the weaker one(s). And then the parent will feed the remains to the surviving chick.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 07:42 PM (g47mK)

88 I’m tired. Hopefully I get more than two hours of sleep tonight.
Posted by: nurse

Pixy's is always open if you find you can't sleep. All the other sleepless will be there to welcome you.

Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2025 07:42 PM (lJ0H4)

89 I had like a 20 to 25 year run of cats that instantly followed the beam back to my hand and sneered.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:39 PM (8avO+)

Ajax was the same way. He'd look at the beam, then look at me like 'are you ok, boss? Spasms? Some sort of fit?' Then sniff my hand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 07:42 PM (zZu0s)

90 "That is a Tibetan Mastiff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

I bet the Amazon driver hates bringing dog food to their house.

Posted by: The Bad Council at September 02, 2025 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

91 That is a Tibetan Mastiff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

If it's not, then someone crossbred a lion and a dog. Which would be a "Log."

"Dion" would be what happened to the guy what crossbred them.

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2025 07:43 PM (DgGvY)

92 Poor starving orca. Boaters is a^^hole, to paraphrase Hong Kong man.

Posted by: PTSD giver at September 02, 2025 07:43 PM (Tz9YE)

93 At a four legged table, there are 1 grandma, 2 moms, 2 daughters and a granddaughter.

How many legs are under the table?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2025 07:35 PM (0sNs1)

Well hang on, they're kind of in a heap. Give me a minute to count.
Posted by: Ed Gein at September 02, 2025 07:38 PM (TbWk/)

Let me check the freezer.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at September 02, 2025 07:43 PM (5+Y60)

94 Sometimes that happens in bald eagle nests too. But I don't think as often as in golden eagle nests.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 07:44 PM (g47mK)

95 Redditors say the dog image is edited. Here's what they claim is the original. Still big.

https://tinyurl.com/268956kn

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 02, 2025 07:44 PM (XvL8K)

96 At a four legged table, there are 1 grandma, 2 moms, 2 daughters and a granddaughter.

How many legs are under the table?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

——————

Is this in West Virginia because that could be one person.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2025 07:45 PM (u73oe)

97 91 That is a Tibetan Mastiff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

If it's not, then someone crossbred a lion and a dog. Which would be a "Log."

Crossbreed with a moose and get a Tibetan Moostiff

Posted by: Very large critter at September 02, 2025 07:45 PM (TbWk/)

98 Celebrating baby's every monthaversary until age 1.

Our daughter had never had anything sweet until her first birthday when she had a small chocolate cake with chocolate icing. She stuck her face right in that and it was the purest form of joy. We got a great photo out of that.

Posted by: toby928 at September 02, 2025 07:45 PM (jc0TO)

99 >>>Once again, a cat rejects the toy you bought him with your hard-earned money.

We are not amused,

Posted by: His Royal Catness at September 02, 2025 07:45 PM (vlXMQ)

100 One toy our cats loved throughout their lives was the plastic stic with feathers at end. Bought dozens of them because eventually they got all the feathers taken off.

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2025 07:45 PM (+qU29)

101 If you include the table legs, 10. If you call the dog's tail a leg, still ten.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 07:38 PM (JFjh0)

what if the women are not related?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:45 PM (8avO+)

102 >>> That's the most FAKE set of photos I've ever seen two people pose for. I charge that fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker is gay as hell, and would like those photos entered into the record as Exhibit A.
Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2025 07:42 PM (TN0g+)

It looks like the ridiculous animated expressions in Soundgarden's black hole sun video.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Autumn Spiced Balls Dream at September 02, 2025 07:45 PM (cduTK)

103 Golden eagles are pretty bad. You will rarely see more than 1 chick in the nest. The older, or stronger will kill the weaker one(s). And then the parent will feed the remains to the surviving chick.
Posted by: runner

F---in' A, who knew we tasted this good?

Posted by: the older, stronger chick at September 02, 2025 07:45 PM (DgGvY)

104 How many Erasure songs will they play at the wedding?

Posted by: gKWVE doesn't judge at September 02, 2025 07:46 PM (gKWVE)

105 >>>Tiger seizes and pounces.

If you watch the ears on the tiger laying down, it knew what was coming from the very start.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 02, 2025 07:46 PM (vlXMQ)

106
That's the most FAKE set of photos I've ever seen two people pose for.

Posted by: Crusader

=============

What is it that these fakers have to pose dancing on the beach? Have a walk down Memory Lane:
https://tinyurl.com/5n6b3ykb

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 07:47 PM (lCaJd)

107 It's moider I tells ya.

Posted by: weaker chick at September 02, 2025 07:47 PM (v0R5T)

108 How many legs are under the table?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

None. It's a multiple casualty operating table ...

Posted by: Adriane the By That Definition, I am a Worm Critic . . . at September 02, 2025 07:47 PM (3ZUWJ)

109 >>> If it's not, then someone crossbred a lion and a dog. Which would be a "Log."

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2025 07:43 PM (DgGvY)

It's better than bad, it's good!

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Autumn Spiced Balls Dream at September 02, 2025 07:47 PM (cduTK)

110 "Redditors say the dog image is edited"

The girl's face is different too.

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2025 07:48 PM (vFG9F)

111 81 At a four legged table, there are 1 grandma, 2 moms, 2 daughters and a granddaughter.

How many legs are under the table?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September

6 human legs and 4 table legs.

Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 07:48 PM (OoFl2)

112 6?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 07:48 PM (zZu0s)

113 How many Erasure songs will they play at the wedding?
Posted by: gKWVE doesn't judge at September 02, 2025 07:46 PM (gKWVE)

London Boys. With some Frankie Goes to Hollywood for extra fierce heterosexual vibe.

Posted by: I now pronounce you man and beard at September 02, 2025 07:48 PM (TbWk/)

114 99 >>>Once again, a cat rejects the toy you bought him with your hard-earned money.

We are not amused,
Posted by: His Royal Catness at September 02, 2025 07:45 PM (vlXMQ
Cat wands the box. ‘Bring. All. The. Boxes!

Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2025 07:48 PM (DXbAa)

115 Well, I don't think anyone accused Bill of being gay

Posted by: gKWVE at September 02, 2025 07:48 PM (gKWVE)

116 Although, strictly speaking, the grandma is also someone's daughter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 07:49 PM (zZu0s)

117 85, do tell us more ... vacuum tubes?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 02, 2025 07:49 PM (ppG5b)

118 What if there are bugs under the table?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2025 07:49 PM (u73oe)

119 109 >>> If it's not, then someone crossbred a lion and a dog. Which would be a "Log."

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2025 07:43 PM (DgGvY)

It's better than bad, it's good!
Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Autumn Spiced Balls Dream at September 02, 2025 07:47 PM (cduTK)

Rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog

Posted by: Yessir I like it! at September 02, 2025 07:49 PM (TbWk/)

120 Cory at the wedding
youtu.be/EqF1JtQPdic

Posted by: gKWVE at September 02, 2025 07:50 PM (gKWVE)

121 Or a Dion.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 02, 2025 07:51 PM (SiPZg)

122
And Piper sez we aren't to be trusted to give advice . . .
Posted by: 2009Refugee at

In my defense…all of it.

Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 07:51 PM (OoFl2)

123 I bet the Amazon driver hates bringing dog food to their house.
Posted by: The Bad Council at September 02, 2025 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

I dunno. The huge breeds can be a mixed bag as far as temperament. I am not sure on the Tibetan Mastiff (which are not really mastiffs.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 07:52 PM (zZu0s)

124
Did You Know?

Did you know Lee Marvin is buried in Arlington?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 07:52 PM (Ix9jj)

125 I have a chirping chick toy that has no bodies. It uses your own body electricity for power and your sweat closes the circuit.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:53 PM (8avO+)

126
How many movies did Lee Marvin & Charles Bronson appear together? Name them.

Bonus: Who was older, Marvin or Bronson?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 07:53 PM (Ix9jj)

127 >>>An enormous moose approaches the camera and get petted

The guy doing the petting is why they came up with the phrase, "He just rubs me the wrong way." He's petting the moose against the grain of his fur.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 02, 2025 07:54 PM (vlXMQ)

128 Marvin was a Marine, wounded in combat on Saipan.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2025 07:54 PM (U/Byj)

129 Batteries?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 07:54 PM (zZu0s)

130 >>>What is self-confidence …

Well, he's confident and all, but did he make the shot?

Posted by: No Name Today at September 02, 2025 07:54 PM (vlXMQ)

131 And Bronson was a gunner in a heavy bomber, forget which kind and which theater.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2025 07:54 PM (U/Byj)

132 >>Had a neat close encounter with nature this afternoon. I saw a hawk enjoying his meal out in my backyard, right outside my sunroom.

A big red tailed hawk landed on top of my bird feeder yesterday. I tried to sneak out and get a picture of him but as soon as saw me he took off. Gorgeous bird.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2025 07:55 PM (viF8m)

133 What if there are bugs under the table?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2025 07:49 PM (u73oe)

There could be centipedes or millipedes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 02, 2025 07:55 PM (5+Y60)

134 Redditors say the dog image is edited.

Screw redditors. Jesus did not dies for their sins, and they are all going to Hell.

Posted by: The Word of the Lord at September 02, 2025 07:56 PM (66aJg)

135 How many movies did Lee Marvin & Charles Bronson appear together? Name them.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 07:53 PM

Since neither were in Prometheus, do we care?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2025 07:56 PM (0sNs1)

136 JackStraw, I had the immense pleasure of rehabbing a red tailed hawk. Magnificent bird.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 07:57 PM (mFSH6)

137 And Bronson was a gunner in a heavy bomber, forget which kind and which theater.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2025 07:54 PM (U/Byj)

B-29 according to Wiki

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:57 PM (8avO+)

138 Cory Booker got married. Goodness he enjoys being totally straight.

https://x.com/PerryALPHA/status/1962998014240240016

Pictures from Cory Booker in Canada, showing him proposing to his totally real girlfriend, who lives in Canada, and it is not an AI fake at all, guys!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 02, 2025 07:57 PM (Z57+l)

139 Batteries?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 07:54 PM (zZu0s)

none of them either.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:58 PM (8avO+)

140 Saijo has requested walkies. Be back soon!

Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 07:58 PM (OoFl2)

141 Evening all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 08:00 PM (cr7L+)

142 122
And Piper sez we aren't to be trusted to give advice . . .
Posted by: 2009Refugee at

In my defense…all of it.
Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 07:51 PM (OoFl2

It's advice. Take it or leave it. Also, tip your waiter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 08:00 PM (YObWY)

143 Cory Booker got married. Goodness he enjoys being totally straight.

https://x.com/PerryALPHA/status/1962998014240240016

Pictures from Cory Booker in Canada, showing him proposing to his totally real girlfriend, who lives in Canada, and it is not an AI fake at all, guys!
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 02, 2025 07:57 PM (Z57+l)

Interesting that in only one photo there is a chance he is even looking at the woman. In three of the four he looks like he is going to bite her on the forehead

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 08:00 PM (8avO+)

144 >>JackStraw, I had the immense pleasure of rehabbing a red tailed hawk. Magnificent bird.

There are a couple who live around me. They're pretty aloof but every now and then they come hang around my yard and just watch.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2025 08:00 PM (viF8m)

145 Rick Beato just uploaded a 5 hour long video interview with David Gilmore.

I'm going in.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2025 07:35 PM (XV/Pl)

That's dedication.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2025 08:01 PM (i24o9)

146
How many movies together did Charles Bronson & James Coburn do?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 08:02 PM (Ix9jj)

147 Last thread guy, give your girlfriend a ride on this guy's rickshaw.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder

====

And Piper sez we aren't to be trusted to give advice . . .

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 02, 2025 07:35 PM (8AONa)

And why would WE take her advice?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2025 08:02 PM (i24o9)

148 My friend had Tibetan mastiffs. One had to be crated anytime someone visited. She had one for awhile that was a sweetie. The last one she had bit her granddaughter. Breeder tried to claim she didn't know how to raise them. No a dog I would want to own.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 02, 2025 08:02 PM (kUxzU)

149 Interesting that in only one photo there is a chance he is even looking at the woman. In three of the four he looks like he is going to bite her on the forehead
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 08:00 PM (8avO+)

Of course, we are assuming that is a real woman, with actual lady-parts.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 02, 2025 08:03 PM (Z57+l)

150 Interesting that in only one photo there is a chance he is even looking at the woman. In three of the four he looks like he is going to bite her on the forehead
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 08:00 PM (8avO+)

Of course, we are assuming that is a real woman, with actual lady-parts.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 02, 2025 08:03 PM (Z57+l)

With Trump's tariffs the wedding will cost 45 percent more

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 08:05 PM (8avO+)

151 Moose out front will tell you: You will be stomped into a mudhole if you present any danger. Or maybe even just for kicks.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2025 08:05 PM (fy28E)

152 Well it's bed time
Hope everyone has a good night

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2025 08:05 PM (+qU29)

153 Moose is good eating.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Go light on the liver. 100 grams is all the Vitamin A you need for a month.

Eat 3 months worth of Vitamin A all at once, and it'll give you acute Vitamin A poisoning. So, about 300g or 2/3 pound.

"The toxicity symptoms include nausea, vomiting, headache, dizziness, irritability, blurred vision, and muscular incoordination [...] dry skin, pruritus, peeling of the palms and soles, and fissuring of the fingertips [...] telogen effluvium [...] bone pain and increased intracranial pressure."

You start acting like Joe Biden, you puke, your skin peels off, your hair falls out, and your brain gets squished. Good times.

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2025 08:06 PM (DgGvY)

154 Charles Bronson and James Coburn co-starred in three films during their careers. Both actors rose to prominence in the 1960s through ensemble Westerns and war movies, and their collaborations spanned iconic ensemble pieces to a gritty character-driven drama.

Posted by: grokish at September 02, 2025 08:07 PM (jc0TO)

155
Barbara Eden turned 94 last week.

Angie Dickinson might make it to 94 in 28 days.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 08:08 PM (Ix9jj)

156 Cory Booker got married. Goodness he enjoys being totally straight.

https://x.com/PerryALPHA/status/1962998014240240016
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 02, 2025 07:24 PM (lhenN)

Lol, they both appear to be screaming in every photo.

"Nooooo, vagina, nooooo, ahhhhhh!"

"OHMIGOD OHMIGOD NOOOOOO, HE'S SOOO GAY, I DON'T WANT TO BE A BEARD!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2025 08:11 PM (BI5O2)

157 Celebrating baby's every month anniversary until age 1.

Odd. Different babies, perhaps different sexes, and/or filming dates were not as specified.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 02, 2025 08:14 PM (NFX2v)

158 People are pointing out that Booker's wife* looks like his previous beard Rosario Dawson.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 02, 2025 08:14 PM (lhenN)

159 I like David Gilmour, but not that much.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 02, 2025 08:14 PM (5+Y60)

160 16 legs

Posted by: lin-duh: I'm a woman and I'm offended! at September 02, 2025 08:18 PM (+kWhq)

161 Cory Booker got married. Goodness he enjoys being totally straight.

https://x.com/PerryALPHA/status/ 1962998014240240016
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Lol, they both appear to be screaming in every photo.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Somebody tell Funk and Wagnalls: the perfect illustrations for "rictus" have been found.

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2025 08:21 PM (DgGvY)

162 What does a Booker marriage share in common with an Obama marriage?

A cuckholding in the honeymoon suite with a bull from North Carolina.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2025 08:21 PM (fy28E)

163 Moose is good eating.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Never pass up a good elk steak.

Never.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 08:21 PM (cr7L+)

164 lin-duh, there you are!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 08:22 PM (mFSH6)

165 164 lin-duh, there you are!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 08:22 PM (mFSH6)

Always the last place you look, amiright?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 08:24 PM (YObWY)

166 Here I am

Posted by: lin-duh: I'm a woman and I'm offended! at September 02, 2025 08:27 PM (+kWhq)

167 160 16 legs
Posted by: lin-duh: I'm a woman and I'm offended! at September 02, 2025 08:18 PM (+kWhq)

And what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 08:27 PM (JFjh0)

168 I didn't mean to kill the thread.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 08:29 PM (JFjh0)

169 Threads dead, baby.

Threads dead.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 08:30 PM (YObWY)

170 I didn't mean to kill the thread.
Posted by: tankdemon

Murderer!!! ^^^^^^^

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 08:30 PM (cr7L+)

171 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2025 08:31 PM (77rzZ)

172 170 I didn't mean to kill the thread.
Posted by: tankdemon

Murderer!!! ^^^^^^^

*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 08:30 PM (cr7L+)

There's a chance the bobbies will ignore me. It's not like I misgendered a transvestite or anything serious like that.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 08:32 PM (JFjh0)

173 Cory Booker is a homosexual, why is trying to hide it?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM (XV/Pl)

To paraphrase Neil Young, 'A (homosexual) man needs a beard.'

Posted by: RickZ at September 02, 2025 08:32 PM (gKDq2)

174 Booker is ...pansexual.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 08:33 PM (g47mK)

175 How many legs are there?
A: no soap , radio

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 08:33 PM (1yw2U)

176 174 Booker is ...pansexual.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 08:33 PM (g47mK)

Likes the old cast iron, eh?

Weirdo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 08:34 PM (YObWY)

177 Bronson and Coburn we're both in The Magnificent Seven and The Great Escape (both escaped along with Bronson's buddy)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 08:36 PM (1yw2U)

178 Likes the old cast iron, eh?

Weirdo.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 08:34 PM (YObWY)

Hey, this is the place where we're always told to "slap a hot iron on it."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 02, 2025 08:36 PM (Z57+l)

179 146 Charles Bronson was in a Twilight Zone episode in which he and Liz Montgomery are the only survivors of a nuclear war, and he has to repopulate the earth with her. Lucky bastard.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2025 08:39 PM (77rzZ)

180 Hey, this is the place where we're always told to "slap a hot iron on it."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

That's not funny.

Posted by: Edward II at September 02, 2025 08:39 PM (gKWVE)

181 168 I didn't mean to kill the thread.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 08:29 PM (JFjh0

That's for the Judge to decide.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 08:40 PM (xhai7)

182 Per IMDb:

American actor Lee Marvin was born Lamont Waltman Marvin Jr. in New York City. After leaving school aged 18, Marvin enlisted in the United States Marine Corps Reserve in August 1942. He served with the 4th Marine Division in the Pacific Theater during World War II and after being wounded in action and spending a year being treated in naval hospitals, he received a medical discharge. Marvin's military decorations include the Purple Heart Medal, the Presidential Unit Citation, the American Campaign Medal, the Asiatic-Pacific Campaign Medal, the World War II Victory Medal and the Combat Action Ribbon.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 08:41 PM (cr7L+)

183 Hey, this is the place where we're always told to "slap a hot iron on it."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 02, 2025 08:36 PM (Z57+l)

That may be why nurse says we aren't to be trusted for advice.

Posted by: Reforger at September 02, 2025 08:42 PM (Mptn1)

184 87 Golden eagles are pretty bad. You will rarely see more than 1 chick in the nest. The older, or stronger will kill the weaker one(s). And then the parent will feed the remains to the surviving chick.
Posted by: runner

Gannets, likewise are vile. They wet their nests!

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority. at September 02, 2025 08:44 PM (G5+As)

185 Note to all Morons: Do not pet the moose. It's a monumentally bad idea to be that close to a wild moose for any reason. Moose are outrageously stupid and often cranky as hell, and can decide to stomp hell out of you without warning.

Just a word to the wise.

Also why I keep a lovely loaded firearm near the back door. Moose do not like dogs. I like dogs. Hence, the gun.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at September 02, 2025 08:45 PM (1Gsou)

186 tcn needs a Tibetan Mastiff to look that moose straight in the eye...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 08:48 PM (xhai7)

187 Didn’t a moose kill someone’s sister?

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2025 08:48 PM (77rzZ)

188 If they have a baby it will have a huge mouth.
And continuously laughing like a demented retard. Just like dad.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 02, 2025 08:49 PM (XMwZJ)

189 I suspect Mr. Booker pointed out the advantages Michelle Obama realized after putting up with Obama-the-bottom for a few years.

"Wanna be my Michelle, darling?"

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at September 02, 2025 08:49 PM (1Gsou)

190 I was going to smuggle drugs but then I got high. Well, blown up, anyway.

https://is.gd/S4qOkh

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 02, 2025 08:49 PM (L/fGl)

191 Evidently even if it is normal size, per wiki weight can go from 90 to 150 lbs. So give or take a standard poodle. Which means wiki does not know what it is talking g about or the entry has been manipulated. Chinese people see the dogs as a status symbol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 08:50 PM (xhai7)

192 I suspect Mr. Booker pointed out the advantages Michelle Obama realized after putting up with Obama-the-bottom for a few years.

-------

Yeah, that's one lady who always looks really happy with her life choices.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2025 08:51 PM (BI5O2)

193 In the shuffling madness
Of the Orca Breath
Runs the all-time otter
Headlong to his deck

Posted by: Jethro Tull at September 02, 2025 08:52 PM (+ZhH9)

194
I find it interesting no one calls this decade "the 20's."
Not yet, anyway. I suspect we'll refer to it as the "20's" in 2030.

Then people will start referring to each decade accordingly.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 08:54 PM (q/kuU)

195 Picked up my judge's notes from the State Fair today. My Dilly Carrots got a bit "WOW" from one of the judges. Also a "nicely packed, crisp vegetables." Score of 100. I never got a 100 before--they always find some nitpicky thing to take off points.

I'm kinda proud of that. Plus they are really good carrots, and the carrots, dill and garlic are all from the garden, so they are awfully healthy.

That's my brag for today.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at September 02, 2025 08:54 PM (1Gsou)

196 Bronson was a B-29 waist gunner or whatever?

I bet he’d a been great to go bar hopping with, all swayvee and deboner, he’s going to attract the ladies, and even lesser mortals like me would have had luck simply by association

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2025 08:54 PM (J48Co)

197 Charles Bronson was in a Twilight Zone episode in which he and Liz Montgomery are the only survivors of a nuclear war, and he has to repopulate the earth with her. Lucky bastard.

********

Great episode - one of the best. Young Elizabeth definitely a knockout. But he did score pretty well later in life w Jill.

Posted by: Malarkey at September 02, 2025 08:56 PM (+ZhH9)

198 Yeah, that's one lady who always looks really happy with her life choices.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2025 08:51 PM (BI5O2)

I never understood it. But, I suppose if you hate having sex, and you just want money and power... You might be a psychopath too.

Plus you get to bitch about every damned thing, in public, and think you are a sympathetic character, even if you are just an asshole.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at September 02, 2025 08:56 PM (1Gsou)

199 Kid Clinton rumored to be considering run for Nadler's seat.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 02, 2025 08:57 PM (XvL8K)

200 If I recall correctly Moose have a higher body count than Grizzly bears.

They have poor eyesight, ornery, and in the rutting season see humans as competitors for their mate.

ProTip: you can not kick a Moose’s ass in a fight. They are also tall enough for their body mass to crash through car windshields into the cabin in a collision on the road.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2025 08:58 PM (J48Co)

201 Didn’t a moose kill someone’s sister?
Posted by: Bulg

Bit. Bit their sister.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 08:59 PM (cr7L+)

202 Kid Clinton rumored to be considering run for Nadler's seat.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Talk about a nepo baby. Not one ounce of experience.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 09:00 PM (cr7L+)

203 201 Didn’t a moose kill someone’s sister?
Posted by: Bulg

Bit. Bit their sister.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 08:59 PM (cr7L

How did they know? Dental records?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 09:00 PM (YObWY)

204 Kid Clinton rumored to be considering run for Nadler's seat.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Talk about a nepo baby. Not one ounce of experience.
Posted by: rickb223

Or charisma. Still better than the Emhoff chick(?).

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at September 02, 2025 09:02 PM (L/fGl)

205 Didn’t a moose kill someone’s sister?
Posted by: Bulg
-----

Bit. Bit their sister.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 08:59 PM (cr7L+)

There was a police crime stat coverup, lowering 'mosse killing the sister' to a simple 'moose biting the sister'.

Posted by: RickZ at September 02, 2025 09:03 PM (gKDq2)

206 I find Chelsea Clinton's face fascinating. Go back and look at photos of her from age 11/12, and you will see the extraordinary amount of work that she has had done.

And that's the best they could do.

Like I said: fascinating.

Posted by: Wenda at September 02, 2025 09:04 PM (utsBX)

207 you will see the extraordinary amount of work that she has had done.
And that's the best they could do.
Like I said: fascinating.
Posted by: Wenda

*tiptoes away*

Posted by: Kelly LeBrock at September 02, 2025 09:06 PM (gKWVE)

208 Hey, Wenda!

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2025 09:06 PM (77rzZ)

209 Was hoping the rickshaw dumper vid was an Inman narration.

Posted by: Malarkey at September 02, 2025 09:08 PM (+ZhH9)

210 I have no sister, which is probably why moose stay away from me. Thankful for small blessings.

Posted by: Loyal Order Of No Moose at September 02, 2025 09:11 PM (G5+As)

211 Pretty cool dog carrier that dude had on his harley. I have seen a lot of ways to carry dogs on bikes. Some use a side car, so have a dedicated seat behind the rider, but this was pretty cool. No way the dog can fall out. Well, unless the dude used some cheap chinese bolts to hold it on. Upside...Doggie gets a ride on a softail.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 09:13 PM (snZF9)

212 I have no sister, which is probably why moose stay away from me. Thankful for small blessings.
Posted by: Loyal Order Of No Moose

Loyal Order of Moose & Squirrel Society.
B. Badanov Grand Poobah

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 09:14 PM (cr7L+)

213 The pirate Trump illegally murdered 11 eleven Maryland Sailors today.

I hereby order Pete Hegseth to hire a necromancer at DoD expense, resurrect these New Arrivals, return their fentanyl, and provide them safe passage to DC with comped rooms at the Waldorf Astoria.

*bangs gavel*

*sensually licks gavel while jacking it*

Posted by: Judge Scrotesberg at September 02, 2025 09:14 PM (BI5O2)

214 Wonder why moose never roam further south. There's plenty of forests, lakes, meadows, and ponds in many states for them. Maybe they're in a rut.

Posted by: Do They Need A Map? at September 02, 2025 09:15 PM (G5+As)

215 Pretty cool dog carrier that dude had on his harley. I have seen a lot of ways to carry dogs on bikes. Some use a side car, so have a dedicated seat behind the rider, but this was pretty cool. No way the dog can fall out. Well, unless the dude used some cheap chinese bolts to hold it on. Upside...Doggie gets a ride on a softail.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I love the sidecars with the plexiglass dome.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 09:16 PM (cr7L+)

216 Wonder why moose never roam further south. There's plenty of forests, lakes, meadows, and ponds in many states for them. Maybe they're in a rut.
Posted by: Do They Need A Map?

Too warm?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 09:16 PM (cr7L+)

217 Wonder why moose never roam further south.

-------

They sometimes do. A couple of times, I saw a big old monster moose near Bailey, CO. All my friends said I was full of shit, moose never go that far South, I must have been drunk, blah blah.

Til a couple years later, when someone caught a photo of the thing, and it was on the front page of our local paper. I threw that paper in a lot of faces.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2025 09:21 PM (BI5O2)

218 206 I find Chelsea Clinton's face fascinating. Go back and look at photos of her from age 11/12, and you will see the extraordinary amount of work that she has had done.

And that's the best they could do.

Like I said: fascinating.
Posted by: Wenda at September 02, 2025 09:04 PM (utsBX)

Seeing Chelsea Clinton always reminded me of the Twilight Zone episode "Eye of the Beholder."

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 09:23 PM (JFjh0)

219 The Bertram Cabot Jr Outer Limits episode is on the free mgm channel right now

Posted by: Rosemary for Remembering at September 02, 2025 09:25 PM (cIOlQ)

220 I love the sidecars with the plexiglass dome.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 02, 2025 09:16 PM (cr7L+)

yeah thats one I see mostly. Some dogs will literally sit in the rider's lap and rest their paws on the gas tank. Thats a ballsy move.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 09:25 PM (snZF9)

221 Look, I don't care how many treasuries you loot. There's no amount of money and no surgeon good enough to completely de-Hubbellize a human face. Too much catfish/hillbilly hybrid DNA. You're asking for a miracle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2025 09:26 PM (BI5O2)

222 Speaking of sea otters...

I'm reading a semi-brief history of the fur trade in America. "Fur, Fortune, and Empire: The Epic History of the Fur Trade in America" by Eric Jay Dolin.

The furs most sought after began with beaver and that was the mainstay for a couple centuries. The Pilgrims made serious bank on beaver pelts Indians brought-in to trade for wampum (beads carved from shells, dyed, then put on strings), iron pans and kettles, steel knives, and rum. Lots of rum. Until beavers were trapped out of serious money-making populations in the Northeast. Then the New England colonists had to go all-in on cod fishing. It took quite a while but eventually beavers were trapped-out for making serious money, coast to coast.

The next big thing was sea otter pelts. The Chinese wanted them at almost any price. Sea otters were hunted into low profitability in a relatively short time in the early-mid 19th Century. I'm nearly up to the period of the buffalo hide craze.

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2025 09:27 PM (aBgBM)

223 The Beaver Wars were devastating to the Great Lakes cultures.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 02, 2025 09:28 PM (gKWVE)

224 The pirate Trump illegally murdered 11 eleven Maryland Sailors today.

I hereby order Pete Hegseth to hire a necromancer at DoD expense, resurrect these New Arrivals, return their fentanyl, and provide them safe passage to DC with comped rooms at the Waldorf Astoria.

*bangs gavel*

*sensually licks gavel while jacking it*

Posted by: Judge Scrotesberg at September 02, 2025 09:14 PM (BI5O2)

Trump didn't murder them. He frigging erased them from the planet. No body, no crime. Chum don't count.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 09:29 PM (snZF9)

225 Regarding the drug boat, Trump needs to shoot, shovel and shut up

Posted by: Accomack at September 02, 2025 09:31 PM (mzo1Q)

226 Bagging on Chelsea Clinton is actually kinda mean. No, she wasn’t a cute little girl and she certainly didn’t age well. But can you imagine being her growing up? Her parents disliked each other, there probably wasn’t much love or patience or empathy modeled for her. Her father was a whoring scumbag that everyone loved and her mother was a carpetbagger.

I bet sometimes Chelsea wanted to just crawl under a rock and not be missed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2025 09:31 PM (2+mmk)

227 222 I'm nearly up to the period of the buffalo hide craze.
Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2025 09:27 PM (aBgBM)

As big as they are, and being on the open plain without much available vegetstion for concealment, I don't think buffalo could hide very well.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 09:31 PM (JFjh0)

228 The Beaver Wars were devastating to the Great Lakes cultures.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 02, 2025 09:28 PM (gKWVE)

And here I thought The Beaver Wars was Playboy vs. Penthouse.

Loirn sumtin' new ever'day.

Posted by: RickZ at September 02, 2025 09:32 PM (gKDq2)

229 22 Speaking of sea otters...

I'm reading a semi-brief history of the fur trade in America. "Fur, Fortune, and Empire: The Epic History of the Fur Trade in America" by Eric Jay

What’s Cruella DeVille paying for a puppy pelt these days?

Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2025 09:33 PM (LHPAg)

230 226 and her mother was a carpetbagger.

Bagger? Is that what we're going with?

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 09:33 PM (JFjh0)

231 I bet sometimes Chelsea wanted to just crawl under a rock and not be missed.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2025 09:31 PM (2+mmk)

Grifting mulitple millions heals all wounds.

Posted by: RickZ at September 02, 2025 09:34 PM (gKDq2)

232 Regarding the drug boat, Trump needs to shoot, shovel and shut up

Posted by: Accomack at September 02, 2025 09:31 PM (mzo1Q)

For this one? Shoot, Sink, and Shut Up.

Gloating is allowed though.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 09:35 PM (snZF9)

233 I bet sometimes Chelsea wanted to just crawl under a rock and not be missed.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2025 09:31 PM (2+mmk)

Then she should. She wouldn't be. Nobody would care.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2025 09:38 PM (BI5O2)

234 It's a bit early, but the ONT is nood!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 02, 2025 09:38 PM (lUFok)

235 Sturgeon formed a big part of the Jamestown settlement protein early on. They were easy to spear and large and were quickly over-fished. No one realized how slow they mature and breed. Took a long time to build up to a big population. Indians harvested them, but not in huge numbers. They're still in rivers from Savannah and all the way north, but numbers remain small.

Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis at September 02, 2025 09:38 PM (G5+As)

236 Not long until we find out who took over scampydog's times lot.

I'm guessing TRex, since Doof already has half the week and is currently cruising in Bermudah.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 09:38 PM (JFjh0)

237 Didn't the Mongols invent the stirrup?

Which is more impressive, mounted Mongol archer, or that gal who shoots a bow with her feet while upside down?

https://youtu.be/tnQvyIcpnJI

(Impressive skill or impressive lookin'?) 😜

Posted by: mindful webworker - impressively at September 02, 2025 09:39 PM (HETr4)

238 ""Charles Bronson was in a Twilight Zone episode in which he and Liz Montgomery are the only survivors of a nuclear war, and he has to repopulate the earth with her. Lucky bastard."

I wouldn't care if we repopulated or not. I would have railed her until we went extinct.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 09:44 PM (snZF9)

239 227 222 I'm nearly up to the period of the buffalo hide craze.
Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2025 09:27 PM (aBgBM)

As big as they are, and being on the open plain without much available vegetstion for concealment, I don't think buffalo could hide very well.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 09:31 PM (JFjh0)

Actually, they were masters of camouflage, until all the wild-growing camouflage net plants were wiped-out by diseases brought to the plains by whitey.

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2025 09:44 PM (aBgBM)

240 Nood. Early ont

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2025 09:46 PM (mT+6a)

241 The Beaver Wars--

sounds like college

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242 Nic update

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