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Black radical communist and Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson calls for an insurrection.


Speaking at a Workers Over Billionaires rally on Labor Day, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson called for city residents to be prepared to "defend this land" against the Trump administration, saying that the city "will defend this country."

Johnson told the crowd, "No federal troops in the city of Chicago, no militarized force in the city of Chicago. We're going to protect the humanity of every single person in the city of Chicago."

He later added, "Are you prepared to defend this land, this land that was built by slaves, a land that was built by indigenous people, a land that is built by workers. Are you prepared to defend this land? The people united will always prevail."

"I need you all to stand firm, to stand strong if this president decides to continue to break this constitution. It's gonna be the labor movement that stitches it back together, the labor movement that brings white folks, black folks, Asians, it brings brown folks together.

"This is the city that said keep hope alive, the city that birthed yes we can, and the city that will defend this country," he added.

...

Following Johnson's comments at the rally, commentator Matt Walsh wrote, "1) This is treason. Brandon Johnson should be arrested, charged, convicted, and then given the requisite punishment for a capital offense. 2) Chicago was not in any sense built by "slaves and indigenous people."

Other Chicago Democrats are telling Brandon Johnson to swallow his unwarranted crime and accept federal help to stop the bloodshed in Chicago.

Not all Democratic politicians are opposed to President Donald Trump using the National Guard to crack down on crime.

Chicago Alderman Raymond Lopez (D) said he is "absolutely" in favor of the president deploying the military to The Windy City in order to thwart lawlessness, before adding he has a "real hard time accepting" his fellow party members who are opposed to the idea.

"Chicagoans want to feel safe in the city of Chicago," Lopez told Fox News. "They want to know that they can leave their homes and come back safely, they could go to work, they could sit on their front steps, [and] their kids can go to school without being shot at."

Lopez shared his thoughts during a brief segment on Fox News Live on Saturday afternoon. The 47-year-old Democrat told Fox correspondent Rich Edson he would love to see the Trump Administration deploy the National Guard to Chicago, just like he did recently in Washington, D.C., because he is sick of seeing teenagers shot dead in his community.

"So when I hear my Democratic colleagues tell me, 'Don't worry, crime is down -- Trump, stay home in Washington,' I have a real hard time accepting that," Lopez continued.

He added his city has "always coordinated" with the federal government and federal agencies, like the FBI and DEA, to combat crime. The only thing that has changed now, though, is that Trump is in charge -- and that is why Democrats are opposed to it, according to Lopez.

"All of a sudden, now we don't want to work with them -- but we still want their grant money," Lopez said. "So there's a serious disconnect in what's going on here on the ground. But overwhelmingly, anything that helps bring peace -- as we saw, increase public safety in Washington, D.C. over the past 30 days -- they want that here as well."

Somehow, a destitute refugee who married her brother as an immigration scam got elected to Congress and wound up a multimillionaire.

Bad Hombre
@joma_gc

JUST IN: Ilhan Omar reported a negative net worth of -$45,000 when she was first elected to Congress in 2019.

Her latest financial disclosure from May 2025 shows a net worth of up to $30 Million.

That’s a 66,676% increase in 6 years.

Here's a Fox Report. She previously attacked people who said she was a millionaire, claiming they were lying.

NY Post: $quad Goals.

Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) reported a net worth of up to $30 million in her latest financial disclosure -- a document filed just months after the congresswoman dismissed claims she was a millionaire as "ridiculous" and "categorically false."

The disclosure, filed in May, shows the far-left "Squad" lawmaker and her husband, Tim Mynett, experienced a roughly 3,500% increase in net worth last year, compared to 2023.
Rep. Ilhan Omar speaking at a news conference.The surge in wealth detailed in Omar's disclosure is the result of an explosion in the value of assets held by her husband's venture capital firm and winery. AP

The surge in the couple's wealth was first reported by the Washington Free Beacon on Monday.

The financial gains came from Mynett's two businesses, a Santa Rosa, Calif.-based winery and a venture capital firm headquartered in Washington, DC.

Omar valued the winery's assets at between $1,000,000 and $5,000,000 in her latest disclosure. By comparison, the winery, eStCru LLC, was only worth between $15,000 and $50,000 in Omar's previous financial disclosure.


More dramatic was the explosion in growth experienced by Mynett's venture capital firm, Rose Lake Capital LLC.

Rose Lake Capital's assets were valued at between $5,000,000 and $25,000,000 by the end of 2024. The company had less than $1,000 in assets the previous year.

Notably, income from the venture capital firm is listed as "none" in 2024 but between $15,000 and $50,000 the previous year.

Rose Lake Capital claims to have $60 billion in assets under management, according to the company's website.

Michael Shellenberger: The authoritarian leftist government of Germany is blocking an AfD candidate from running for mayor, because... he likes Lord of the Rings and that confirms our paranoias that he's a Secret Nazi.

BTW, he was praising the woke LOTR fan-fiction, "Rings of Power." You'd think that praising a woke race-swapped girlboss fantasy would be an affirmative defense to a charge of Nazism.


Michael Shellenberger
@shellenberger
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Aug 29

Imagine a man running for mayor and the local election authorities disqualify him because he praised a "Lord of the Rings" television mini-series, made the "okay" sign with his fingers, and went to a book fair.

That's what's happened to Joachim Paul. He was the front-runner in the mayoral race in the working-class German city of Ludwigshafen (population: 180,000) when the local election council, which is supposed to be politically neutral, declared that he could not run in the September 21 mayoral election. The council relied upon an analysis by the Ministry of Interior, which is the equivalent of the Department of Homeland Security in the United States, for the Rhineland-Palatinate (Rheinland-Pfalz) state.

As evidence that Paul was a threat to the Constitution, the Ministry quoted from Paul's praise of the Amazon series "The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power." "The protagonists in 'Lord of the Rings' fight for a cause that is greater than themselves," Paul wrote for an Austrian magazine in 2022, "the homeland, the continuation of their culture, a just order, the defense against a world danger. They are prepared to risk their lives for it."

Said Paul, "They say that, by writing positively about 'Lord of the Rings,' I want to support nationalism and the 'Conservative Revolution'. But I didn't mention nationalism. I didn't mention 'Conservative Revolution.' It's all made up. The intent was to draw a picture of me as somebody who is far right.... [U.S. Vice President] J.D. Vance nor Giorgia Maloni, the president of Italy, couldn't run for office in Ludwigshafen."

Paul is the candidate for the right-wing populist and nationalist party, Alternative for Germany (AfD), which advocates for repatriating immigrants back to their native countries and other policies with which reasonable people might disagree.

But one need not agree with any of AfD's politics to see that the reasons given by the Interior Ministry for Rhineland-Palatinate, which is supposed to focus on potentially violent extremists, are frivolous or highly subjective.

For example, the Interior Ministry accused him of making the "OK" sign. "Leftist groups say making the OK sign means white power," he said, "but it's crazy to talk about the OK sign as a white power sign."

One of the Ministry's bullet points notes that "On 18 and 19 of October 2024, Joachim Paul was invited to a book bazaar in the 'Quartier Kirschstein.' Among other things, the Chemnitz-based 'Antiquariat Zeitenstrom' exhibited various right-wing literature there."

Paul says the "right-wing literature" they are referring to is Ernst Jünger's Storm of Steel, a classic of German war literature taught in universities that some on the Left say glorifies war and violence.

"To consider these books as right-wing is childish," said Paul. "Literature is literature. Even if I read right-wing books, that doesn't mean I agree with every single word. No book has for me the value of a party program. It's crazy thinking."

Paul's Social Democrat opponents weaponized both the Ministry and the local election council, he says.

"I was a member of an election council and I approved every candidate, left, right, and ecological [Green]. Their duty is only to check formal correctness, not political positions," Paul said. "But now the Social Democrats have developed a strategy to weaponize election councils."

All of this occurs within the context of widespread censorship by the German government, despite Germany's ostensible status as a liberal democracy. What the government is doing to Paul is, he says, a new and "hidden strategy... my case is unique."

Paul's lawyer is confident that the electoral court is in violation of the constitution. Still, it has kept Paul off the ballot, stating that if higher courts rule in Paul's favor, they will conduct the election again.

"The federal constitution says that you can be stripped of your right to run for office only by a court and only if you are convicted of dangerous crimes like sabotage, espionage, or defrauding elections," said Paul. "But the court said, 'We don't want to discuss this any further. Even if it's not constitutional, we can't fix it on this level anyway, and so it's better to have the election now. They've opened the door to weaponizing the council for party politics to get rid of opponents."

What is going on? Why is the German government openly undermining democracy?

Most of the left-wing governments of Europe are now repealing democracy. Because they hate democracy -- they are, and always have been, communists determined to rule through sheer will to power. The masks are coming off because their positions are so unpopular that the popular vote is no longer a viable path to power, even with cheating.

The more they refuse to adapt to the popular will, the more they have to crack down on the opposition -- "the opposition" meaning the majority of the citizenry-- which then makes them even more unpopular and forces them to break the laws to remain in power, because they know, the moment they're turned out of power, prison awaits.

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And this results in train gathering steam towards actual revolution and insurrection. Which is no longer just a dream of the a accelerationists. ("Accelerationists" are people who want the left to get worse and even more unbearable, precisely because it will spark off a violent counter-revolution against them.)

Yesterday I watched an episode on Triggernometry to which I was glued. Historian of war David Betz sat down with Francis and Konstantine to discuss the likelihood of civil conflict in the UK, and Betz was quite clear--and gloomy about it--that the UK was just a spark away from an insurgency. He isn't sure what form it will take, but the conditions are ripe for civil conflict.

The episode is long--an hour and a half--and I watched it through. If you are interested in the subject, you should too.

That video is here. I haven't watched it myself, but I've seen him speaking before. He has held the belief that the UK is on the verge of a civil war for a while.


CBS "News" is engaging in election interference again.

They asked Kristi Noem why she was determined to kick "Maryland Dad" Albrego-Garcia out of the country. She explained to them that he was a hardened criminal -- and they edited out that part of her answer, so that her answer didn't answer the question.

Here is her statement that was presented on CBS:


And the one thing that we will continue to do is to make sure he (Abrego Garcia) doesn't walk free in the United States of America.

Here's what they cut; as you listen, think about whether this might be important information for their viewers to have to form an accurate opinion on this case:

This individual was a known human smuggler, MS-13 gang member, an individual who was a wife beater, and someone who was so perverted that he solicited nude photos from minors. And even his fellow human traffickers told him to knock it off, he was so sick in what he was doing, how he was treating small children. So he needs to never be in the United States of America, and our administration is making sure we are doing all that we can to bring him to justice.


Note that the first statement, the part CBS aired, gave you a small piece of the "what." They left all of the "why" on the cutting-room floor. And there is a lot of "why" there.

This is journalistic malpractice of the first water.... CBS, in this instance, deprived its viewers of critical information, in this case, namely, Kilmar Abrego Garcia's criminal background. He's an alleged thug, pervert, and wife beater in addition to being an illegal alien, and any honest news organization would present all this information, so their viewers could make an informed decision.



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Posted by: GF at September 02, 2025 06:13 PM (Uyx8K)

2 Just got here

Posted by: IrishEi at September 02, 2025 06:13 PM (3ImbR)

3 That is it. I am running for Congress. I expect I will have the votes of those that can vote for me?

Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 06:14 PM (pZEOD)

4 It's Shitcago, no grand jury would even think about indicting him for anything.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 02, 2025 06:15 PM (0N4FZ)

5 this thirty people a day number has been around for a few years already. Like rapes in Muslim towns, I doubt the stats have been kept up to date.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:15 PM (8avO+)

6 We will defend Chicaga to the last drop of your blood.... !!

Posted by: Johnson at September 02, 2025 06:15 PM (S5Tk/)

7 Seems England's Home Office and the US's large blue cities have a lot in common.

Posted by: Low IQ's In Abundance at September 02, 2025 06:15 PM (R/m4+)

8 Yeah, they built a nice ghetto.

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2025 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

9 Grab a sword Brandon and yell " Follow Me"
Soldiers don't like "Go on"

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2025 06:18 PM (+qU29)

10 The current painting of St George and other flags, the jokes about painting the garbage that color to get the government to pick it up quickly says that a low level insurrection is already on.

Supposedly people have been harassed over references to bacon. The US Government has prodded them over freedom of speech violations.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:18 PM (8avO+)

11 memecopium on youtube has a great Summary Series of the 'Rangs of Power'.

It's well worth it for the laughs.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 06:18 PM (a9WGd)

12 Brandon Johnson should be arrested, yes, but let’s have the trial before we hang him.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2025 06:19 PM (Wj1DV)

13 Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) reported a net worth of up to $30 million
.......

Crime pays.

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2025 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

14 Speaking at a Workers Over Billionaires rally on Labor Day, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson called for city residents to be prepared to "defend this land" against the Trump administration, saying that the city "will defend this country."

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So I take it this group is against their own governor since Pritzker is a billionaire.

Posted by: Decaf at September 02, 2025 06:19 PM (unUNN)

15
Posted by: Babs Billingsley at September 02, 2025 06:10 PM (tubbA)

This would be a great hash for lizzo.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 06:19 PM (UACUm)

16 Damn...that bottom picture is a heaping slice of Diversity, is it not?

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 06:19 PM (a9WGd)

17 I've been explaining the history of Chicago mayres to Mrs Meanie.

Hizzoner the Honorable Richard J Daley gave us "The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder."

And it's all been pretty much downhill from 'dere. Although we always say there's no way Old Man Daley would put up with the state of the city now.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 02, 2025 06:20 PM (qwx/I)

18 "Rose Lake Capital's assets were valued at between $5,000,000 and $25,000,000 by the end of 2024. The company had less than $1,000 in assets the previous year."

This is the same scam Hunter Biden ran with the Chinese. Wealth management fees typically can be around 2% per year, so if they have 25 mil, that's 500k in cash per year off the top. Biden was pulling in nine figures from the CCP for his version, joined, iirc, by one John Kerry's kids. Oddly, also a "Rose" something name I think.

It's even better than the book advance scam.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 02, 2025 06:20 PM (pIfcn)

19 2 Vespas?

I hate to break this to Ashley, but she's in a Gay Marriage.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 06:21 PM (a9WGd)

20 Arresting people for tweets or posts is designed to intimidate them, but it is doing the opposite, because at this point a criminal charge is a badge of honor, and the more of these people you cite, the larger the group of people become who have a deep personal interest in overthrowing the system.

What's interesting is the the UK is actually grossly weaker in terms of security forces than 1936 Spain was, more heavily urbanized and therefore more vulnerable to a rural insurgency.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)

21 I commented on Matt Walsh's post -- my people helped build the city...and not just on rock and roll. And then pulled up stakes and moved to DuPage county like every other "ethnic."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 02, 2025 06:22 PM (qwx/I)

22 Maybe the Brits want to be arrested to make a show of their defiance. But has no one considered the possibility of posting anonymously via VPN? Like Simon Jester in Heinlein’s The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2025 06:23 PM (Wj1DV)

23 Bold move, Cotton. Arguing pro-crime.

I mean, it's not one of those things that a person won't realize.

You know, when they are getting a gun pointed at them and relieved of their belongings in broad daylight across from their office building.

But maybe that's the Chicago way? You accept living in a cesspool as long as it makes the other guy look bad.

This is the behavior of a sociopath.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 06:23 PM (YObWY)

24 Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) reported a net worth of up to $30 million
.......

Crime pays.

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2025 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

Strip her wealth, throw her the fuck out, leave her enough to build a fucking yurt in somalia.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 06:23 PM (snZF9)

25 They asked Kristi Noem why she was determined to kick "Maryland Dad" Albrego-Garcia out of the country. She explained to them that he was a hardened criminal -- and they edited out that part of her answer, so that her answer didn't answer the question.

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She needs to go back to Trump's classes on dealing with the press and lead with the hammer and not the pillow. If She kept calling him a wife beating human trafficker scum every sentence, it would be hard to cut it out. Or maybe she can get her own 20 billion out of CBS

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:24 PM (8avO+)

26 Take note of all the Muslims running for mayor's and congress here

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2025 06:24 PM (+qU29)

27 I didn't know Rep Crocket had those big NatGeo Hangers...it definitely explains a few things.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 06:25 PM (a9WGd)

28 "No federal troops in the city of Chicago, no militarized force in the city of Chicago. We're going to protect the humanity of every single person in the city of Chicago."

The mayor is advocating for the criminal enterprise that runs Chicago (and the rest of Illinois). There must be a lot of dirty money flowing directly to the mayor and other political henchmen. And they like it that way ... and are trying to get their corrupt thugs to fight the federal government directly.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2025 06:25 PM (vbXSk)

29 It's even better than the book advance scam.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 02, 2025 06:20 PM (pIfcn)

Yeah, need to look at who has invested in that company.... whose assets are the managing?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 06:25 PM (mP0Kj)

30 Oh, and England has a long penance to pay for colonialism.

They'll take the beating because that's what a good guilt riddled liberal does.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 06:25 PM (YObWY)

31 20 Arresting people for tweets or posts is designed to intimidate them, but it is doing the opposite, because at this point a criminal charge is a badge of honor, and the more of these people you cite, the larger the group of people become who have a deep personal interest in overthrowing the system.

What's interesting is the the UK is actually grossly weaker in terms of security forces than 1936 Spain was, more heavily urbanized and therefore more vulnerable to a rural insurgency.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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You should outrace Kurt Schlicter in writing fictional account of a UK uprising. Probably sell quite well. Course, you might not want to visit Euroland for a spell. Hungary and Russia would probably be okay to visit though.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 06:26 PM (WDjG6)

32 The criminal enterprise that runs Illinois is the Teachers Union.

Oh, and since Chicago sold off its parking concession in the worst possible terms imaginable, the city is effectively a fiefdom of Middle East sovereign wealth.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 02, 2025 06:27 PM (qwx/I)

33 Maybe the Brits want to be arrested to make a show of their defiance. But has no one considered the possibility of posting anonymously via VPN? Like Simon Jester in Heinlein’s The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2025 06:23 PM (Wj1DV)
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They are losing control. The arrests are failing to intimidate and they have no backup plan other than ordering the Army to open fire, which often leads to the Army changing sides.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:27 PM (ZOv7s)

34 30 Oh, and England has a long penance to pay for colonialism.

They'll take the beating because that's what a good guilt riddled liberal does.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 06:25 PM (YObWY)

Yup, England is truly guilty of civilizing a lot of the world... the bastards!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 06:27 PM (mP0Kj)

35 Oh, and AH Lloyd, a free title for you.

War of the Wogs.
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Remember me in your days of wealth and glory for the tip.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 06:27 PM (WDjG6)

36 >>>>Omar valued the winery's assets at between $1,000,000 and $5,000,000 in her latest disclosure. By comparison, the winery, eStCru LLC, was only worth between $15,000 and $50,000 in Omar's previous financial disclosure.


Is she invested in pork bellies too?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 02, 2025 06:27 PM (CNl8/)

37
Yeah, she's got some big ol' saggy urban teets.

She's also 44.
I thought she was younger. Not because she looks younger, but because she talks like a Millennial.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 06:28 PM (UACUm)

38 Which parts of Chicago were built by slaves?

Oh and the House just released thousands of pages of Epstein files they got under subpoena from the DOJ.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2025 06:28 PM (viF8m)

39 Is she invested in pork bellies too?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 02, 2025 06:27 PM (CNl8

Duke and Duke

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 06:28 PM (YObWY)

40 I predict that the Booker post, when it arrives from ace, is going to be hilarious.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Autumn Spiced Balls Dream at September 02, 2025 06:28 PM (cduTK)

41 I've been explaining the history of Chicago mayres to Mrs Meanie.

Hizzoner the Honorable Richard J Daley gave us "The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder."

And it's all been pretty much downhill from 'dere. Although we always say there's no way Old Man Daley would put up with the state of the city now.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 02, 2025 06:20 PM (qwx/I)

The best way to understand Chicago is that it is not an American city. It is a slice of East Block communism from the 50s transplanted to the US. None of its rules can be understood otherwise. It is a single party system that wants to be run by a powerful dictator.

These days, they are all weak dictators.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:28 PM (8avO+)

42 Perhaps it's the Irish in me, but I do wish to see King Charles in the gibbet and the Saxe-Coburg's driven into exile.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 02, 2025 06:29 PM (qwx/I)

43 Kristi did put out quickly the unedited transcript

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2025 06:29 PM (+qU29)

44 Proactive, strong and vigorous policing, in the leftist vernacular, saves black bodies.

There is nothing more pro black than making sure black people are not murdered.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2025 06:29 PM (9quuE)

45 @17 classic malaprop. Also the 68 Dem convention in Chicago gave us Dan Rather getting punched in the face

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 06:29 PM (g8vhM)

46 What is going on? Why is the German government openly undermining democracy?

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Because that who they are, fascists.

Posted by: Decaf at September 02, 2025 06:29 PM (unUNN)

47 They'll never forgive the British Navy, or the Republicans for that matter, for ending slavery.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 02, 2025 06:29 PM (/zv3Y)

48 You should outrace Kurt Schlicter in writing fictional account of a UK uprising. Probably sell quite well. Course, you might not want to visit Euroland for a spell. Hungary and Russia would probably be okay to visit though.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 06:26 PM (WDjG6)
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I'm not yet in a household environment that can enable long-form writing. Hopefully soon, but not just yet.

Starmer & Co. are cowards, and cowards always underestimate bravery because it is alien to them. They shake their heads over martyrs an men who fought to the last without any hope of victory.

So they will keep pushing and pushing and then raising penalties and trying to scare the opposition, which of course isn't scared, and is just getting angrier by the second.

And at a certain point, a critical mass will have nothing left to lose.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)

49 >>Yeah, she's got some big ol' saggy urban teets.

She's also 44.


Couple Yosemite Sam Tats and bend her over and she'd look like the backside of an 18 Wheeler.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 06:30 PM (a9WGd)

50 The brits need to put their fuck you boots on.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 06:30 PM (snZF9)

51 From the previous thread:

Blake -

What’s a chin-up vs. a pull-up?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2025 06:13 PM (Wj1DV)
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Palms toward versus facing away. Toward? Chin-up.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 06:26 PM (tT6L1)

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 06:30 PM (tT6L1)

52 They are losing control. The arrests are failing to intimidate and they have no backup plan other than ordering the Army to open fire, which often leads to the Army changing sides.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:27 PM (ZOv7s)

They have no army and no weapons aside from a few special forces units. They can't hold much ground with that.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:30 PM (8avO+)

53 Every single member of the UK Home Office in that photo needs to be rounded up and deported.

Any that are subsequently found to be there entirely legally could seek restitution thru the courts.

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2025 06:31 PM (TN0g+)

54 If you're wondering why the UK Home Office is arguing that the rights of illegal migrants trumps those of British citizens

Just remember, this is the Home Office

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Of which country? Yemen?

Posted by: Decaf at September 02, 2025 06:31 PM (unUNN)

55 @41 -- very accurate.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 02, 2025 06:31 PM (qwx/I)

56 42 Perhaps it's the Irish in me, but I do wish to see King Charles in the gibbet and the Saxe-Coburg's driven into exile.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


No argument here.
Except... how's Ireland been doing of late?

Posted by: gKWVE at September 02, 2025 06:32 PM (/zv3Y)

57 >>The brits need to put their fuck you boots on.


They drink tea.

Which, best as I can tell, is worse for a man than soy and musicals.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 06:32 PM (a9WGd)

58 Tren de Aragua blown out of de agua

https://tinyurl.com/5fntu4de

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 02, 2025 06:32 PM (OTdqV)

59 Omar should go buy Somalia.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 06:33 PM (mFSH6)

60 Gun violence in Chicago.

Just keep scrolling and scrolling and...

https://abc7chicago.com/tag/chicago-violence/

More than a few children shot. More than a few killed.

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2025 06:33 PM (aBgBM)

61 Catturd@catturd2

The House Committee just released 33,295 pages of Epstein Files.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 02, 2025 06:33 PM (TGPs7)

62 You have to remember that Jasmine Crockett is well educated and previously spoke the King’s English. The ebonics patois is just a put on for her voters. She’s as fake as a three dollar bill!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2025 06:33 PM (Wj1DV)

63 @56 ... I'm gonna start drinking...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 02, 2025 06:33 PM (qwx/I)

64 Of which country? Yemen?
Posted by: Decaf at September 02, 2025 06:31 PM (unUNN)

Looks like the staff of a 7-11 in Patterson , New Jersey.

Posted by: May I be getting you a slurpee? at September 02, 2025 06:33 PM (R/m4+)

65 They have no army and no weapons aside from a few special forces units. They can't hold much ground with that.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:30 PM (8avO+)
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The British Army is now smaller than it was in 1775, so they would be stretched rather thin.

I think the police force would also falter when enough of them get beaten up and realize that their funny hats intimidate no one.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)

66 56 42 Perhaps it's the Irish in me, but I do wish to see King Charles in the gibbet and the Saxe-Coburg's driven into exile.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

It took me a long time to realize that the Scots were actually right about Bonnie Prince Charley; that he was the last true Scots-English claimant to the throne. And Parliament wanted to bring in some fat stupid Germans so they could run everything without any interference; about like our deep state is trying to pull on us today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2025 06:34 PM (uWKK8)

67 Starmer & Co. are cowards, and cowards always underestimate bravery because it is alien to them. They shake their heads over martyrs an men who fought to the last without any hope of victory.

So they will keep pushing and pushing and then raising penalties and trying to scare the opposition, which of course isn't scared, and is just getting angrier by the second.

And at a certain point, a critical mass will have nothing left to lose.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)

I think Starmer will get forced out by the other cowards now that attention is on what he is doing and not doing. That's what happened to the Tory leaders post Boris Johnson. Like him, they are very interested in getting a war on to distract everyone in Ukraine, but matters there are well past saving.

Problem is, there's not many to replace Starmer with.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:34 PM (8avO+)

68 If you're wondering why the UK Home Office is arguing that the rights of illegal migrants trumps those of British citizens

Just remember, this is the Home Office

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One more thing, I bet that's what the Metropolitan Police office staff look like as well. How else to explain the persecution of Brits and Christians?

I bet the entire UK public service looks like that, the Brit's are now the strangers in their own country.

Posted by: Decaf at September 02, 2025 06:34 PM (unUNN)

69 Someone smarter than I pointed out the old school Democrats were corrupt - like Richard J. Daley, the difference was they were competent. People will put up with corruption so long as they perform their duties. To a lesser extent the people will tolerate incompetence, so long as they are not corrupt.

What we are seeing now are totally corrupt yet amazingly incompetent wack jobs. This is blowing up spectacularly

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2025 06:34 PM (ZSozY)

70 Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) reported a net worth of up to $30 million
.......

Crime pays.
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Deport.

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2025 06:34 PM (TN0g+)

71 >>I think the police force would also falter when enough of them get beaten up and realize that their funny hats intimidate no one.


Their Police Force has been DEId to hell and back...I bet they fracture pretty quickly along racial lines if the shtf over there.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 06:35 PM (a9WGd)

72 @56 this is one where the British , Scottish and Irish working and middle classes should band together to fight the leftist elite and the invaders. Doubt it will happen, though fighting may occur, no coordination

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 06:35 PM (g8vhM)

73 Jasmine has STD (Saggy Titty Disorder).

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 02, 2025 06:35 PM (paSBy)

74 Omar should go buy Somalia.
Posted by: Ben Had
.....

What should she do with the $25 million left?

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2025 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

75 62 You have to remember that Jasmine Crockett is well educated and previously spoke the King’s English. The ebonics patois is just a put on for her voters. She’s as fake as a three dollar bill!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2025 06:33 PM (Wj1DV)

I'll guarantee you she's got a group of wealthy but shadowy backers pushing her every step of the way. too. Her new persona is exactly what they're paying for.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2025 06:35 PM (uWKK8)

76 Underestimating Cat Turd is a mistake.
I don't always agree with him, but I know where he stands. Most of the time when he looks like he's being dumb he's playing dumb to attract halfwits and midwits, who then lose the argument.
@ItisHoeMath is similar.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 02, 2025 06:35 PM (/zv3Y)

77 No argument here.
Except... how's Ireland been doing of late?
Posted by: gKWVE at September 02, 2025 06:32 PM (/zv3Y)
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Not quite as bad, and several high-profile attempts to enshrine woke ideals in the constitution were crushed utterly, so there is some hope.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:35 PM (ZOv7s)

78 Holden Culotta@Holden_Culotta

There is a $2 million effort to get RFK Jr. ousted happening right in front of us.

A leaked memo EXPOSED the whole plan.

Now, it’s happening—and Pharma is holding NOTHING back.

CDC bureaucrats are subverting Kennedy.

Senators are demanding his resignation.

The vaccine industry is lobbying to get him fired.

And it’s all about to reach a fever pitch

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 02, 2025 06:35 PM (TGPs7)

79 >>Looks like the staff of a 7-11 in Patterson , New Jersey.


Looks like the line for the bathroom at that 7-11, too.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 06:36 PM (a9WGd)

80 Republicans, stop appearing on the Left wing media news programs.

We already know that CBS "News" will butcher an interview to help the Left. Its the damn scorpion and frog scenario being played on a loop. Did you expect anything different this time, Kristi?

Regardless of how many times Vance, Cruz, Rubio, etc. end up owning the insipid host or panel, the alphabet networks need to be entirely ignored, to allow them to finally achieve the death they deserve.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 02, 2025 06:36 PM (5yDGQ)

81 It took me a long time to realize that the Scots were actually right about Bonnie Prince Charley; that he was the last true Scots-English claimant to the throne. And Parliament wanted to bring in some fat stupid Germans so they could run everything without any interference; about like our deep state is trying to pull on us today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2025 06:34 PM (uWKK

Its not like the Stuarts were worth much either. They got tossed out and beheaded themselves. Then they had a re-run and got tossed out again.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:36 PM (8avO+)

82 Tren de Aragua blown out of de agua

https://tinyurl.com/5fntu4de

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at September 02, 2025 06:32 PM (OTdqV)

Sweeeet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 06:36 PM (snZF9)

83 Tony Blair is the reason the UK is muzzified.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 06:36 PM (mFSH6)

84 I bet the entire UK public service looks like that, the Brit's are now the strangers in their own country.
Posted by: Decaf at September 02, 2025 06:34 PM (unUNN)
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It's conquest and colonization through other legal means.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 06:37 PM (IBQGV)

85 Angela Merkel is the reason Germany is muzzified.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 06:37 PM (mFSH6)

86 Be nice. There are only 6 hijabs in that pic.

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2025 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

87 It took me a long time to realize that the Scots were actually right about Bonnie Prince Charley; that he was the last true Scots-English claimant to the throne. And Parliament wanted to bring in some fat stupid Germans so they could run everything without any interference; about like our deep state is trying to pull on us today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2025 06:34 PM (uWKK
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Ironically the Stuarts ended up in Germany, and are now the hereditary dukes of Bavaria and will shortly rule Liechtenstein.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)

88 @78

>>The vaccine industry is lobbying to get him fired.

Absent true malfeasance on RFKs part, Trump is not going to oust Bobby.

And Bobby is doing the lords work right now.

Stay on target Bobby.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2025 06:38 PM (9quuE)

89 And at a certain point, a critical mass will have nothing left to lose.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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UK may very well be first with the disorder because the truly massive amount of rapes committed by these gangs and the compliant participation by both local government and police makes it even more horrendous.

Add in the fact that the UK is suffering a truly massive public fisc problem to the point of cutting old age pensioner benefits while still waving in and putting illegals up in hotels with benefits denied to the populace is like striking matches and dropping them into the black powder ship's magazine.

Starmer is literally building a coalition that is willing to string him and his companions up along the Thames.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 06:38 PM (WDjG6)

90 I know my Twitter account is filled with Leftist Crazies/Bots/Greater than usual insane rants all bashing RFK...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 02, 2025 06:38 PM (TGPs7)

91 CDC bureaucrats are subverting Kennedy.

Senators are demanding his resignation.

The vaccine industry is lobbying to get him fired.

And it’s all about to reach a fever pitch
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 02, 2025 06:35 PM (TGPs7)

the CDC people who just got fired?

Trump just needs to find someone 10x radical who doesn't have gravel in his throat as next in line and dare them to get him expended, as the assistant doesn't need confirmation.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:38 PM (8avO+)

92 Jasmine has STD (Saggy Titty Disorder).

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 02, 2025 06:35 PM (paSBy)

Auger tits.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 06:38 PM (snZF9)

93 >>Tony Blair is the reason the UK is muzzified.


Yes and no. The Laws that allowed their former colonists to emigrate had a large part to play, too. They imported a ton of Pakistanis prior to Blair.
And Indians.

Because they mix together so well.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 06:38 PM (a9WGd)

94 The rural Brits still have long rifles and shotguns. Should the PTB in the UK push too far (and they have pushed too far) that is where the resistance will begin.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2025 06:38 PM (Wj1DV)

95 Omar's husband has been accused by several people who partnered with him of being fast and loose with money. Omar married for scum money. Her hubby went to my alma mater, Albany State

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 06:39 PM (g8vhM)

96 "I didn't know Rep Crocket had those big NatGeo Hangers."

--like windsocks on a muggy day...

Posted by: Beverly at September 02, 2025 06:40 PM (Epeb0)

97 Nothing like stomping a hot thread because of a stop watch.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2025 06:40 PM (TxhP3)

98 Regardless of how many times Vance, Cruz, Rubio, etc. end up owning the insipid host or panel, the alphabet networks need to be entirely ignored, to allow them to finally achieve the death they deserve.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 02, 2025 06:36 PM (5yDGQ)
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I'm going to disagree. MSM still believes they can get away with their shenanigans because they're still under the illusion they control dissemination of information. It's already been broadcast far and wide CBS deceptively edited the interview. And there's no way for CBS to claim otherwise. This is a lose/lose situation for CBS.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 06:40 PM (tT6L1)

99 Europe is due for a good internecine war. Been too long, obviously.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 06:41 PM (mFSH6)

100 They are losing control. The arrests are failing to intimidate and they have no backup plan other than ordering the Army to open fire, which often leads to the Army changing sides.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:27 PM (ZOv7s)

Most anyone would be shocked at how pathetically weak the British Army (and Navy) is now. Even Starmer didn't realize; earlier this year they were talking big about sending troops and tanks to Ukraine, I think Starmer said he wanted to put together an expeditionary force of 25,000 men. His Defense chiefs said umm, hold on a minute, with a couple months notice we might could find 5,000 men but that'd be the limit.

Then they looked at tanks, and the word quietly leaked out that Britain only has (iirc) 26 operational battle tanks left in the entire country. There's another couple hundred that are down waiting on parts; many of them have been down for 5 - 10 years, as the factories that made those parts were all closed.
And the Navy now has more Admirals than capital ships.

Britain no longer has a serious military.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2025 06:41 PM (uWKK8)

101 "OK sign means white power"

Do they even realize that started as an internet joke?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at September 02, 2025 06:41 PM (D1vbu)

102 62 You have to remember that Jasmine Crockett is well educated and previously spoke the King’s English. The ebonics patois is just a put on for her voters. She’s as fake as a three dollar bill!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2025 06:33 PM (Wj1DV)

I'll guarantee you she's got a group of wealthy but shadowy backers pushing her every step of the way. too. Her new persona is exactly what they're paying for.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2025 06:35 PM (uWKK

And a northern carpetbagger too.

But she's getting exposed, so odds are her days as the new spokesman for the DNC are over.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:41 PM (8avO+)

103 31 20 Arresting people for tweets or posts is designed to intimidate them, but it is doing the opposite, because at this point a criminal charge is a badge of honor, and the more of these people you cite, the larger the group of people become who have a deep personal interest in overthrowing the system.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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It may seem an odd thing to say, but I believe we are better informed as to what is going on in the UK than those living there. That's not only through domestic censorship in the UK, but also through absolute indifference. It seems just about every one of these stories like the woman arrested because she MIGHT have been praying, there is always a paragraph where the victim states something like, "This is unbelievable. I can't believe this is happening here."

I think you're right about the fact that as more people feel the boot personally, the ignorance and indifference will dissipate. However, I think it's too late. They don't have the fortitude to do what needs doing.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2025 06:41 PM (dIske)

104 Add in the fact that the UK is suffering a truly massive public fisc problem to the point of cutting old age pensioner benefits while still waving in and putting illegals up in hotels with benefits denied to the populace is like striking matches and dropping them into the black powder ship's magazine.

Starmer is literally building a coalition that is willing to string him and his companions up along the Thames.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 06:38 PM (WDjG6)
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The fact that neither of the major parties care means that voting is no longer an option, so other methods have to be tried.

When it literally comes down to the freedom to speak your mind, pray and not have hour daughters raped in front of you, that's a compelling cause.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:42 PM (ZOv7s)

105 ("Accelerationists" are people who want the left to get worse and even more unbearable, precisely because it will spark off a violent counter-revolution against them.)
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The worse, the better.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 02, 2025 06:42 PM (XvL8K)

106 Is this the nationalist meeting? Or am I early?

Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2025 06:42 PM (DXbAa)

107 How many times has the populist candidate lost the elections in GB?

Seems they are always just short of angry enough.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 06:43 PM (YObWY)

108 So Charles is bad, but is the kid William any better?

(I man, how could he be with a retarded father and a slut mother?)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 02, 2025 06:43 PM (34w5K)

109
The British Army is now smaller than it was in 1775, so they would be stretched rather thin.

__________

Are they going to bring back Regiments of Foot, Dragoons and Fusiliers?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2025 06:43 PM (kkTda)

110
I saw Saggy Urban Teets open for the Pet Shop Boys in '85 at the London Music Hall.



Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2025 06:43 PM (iJfKG)

111 Toucan Sam@RealBruh10

How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat

MILO@Nero


Buy her something 3 sizes too big

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 02, 2025 06:43 PM (TGPs7)

112 Cory Booker released engagement photos. Check out the woman's toes in this picture.

http://tiny.cc/gi0s001

AI has a really hard time with fingers and toes. It's one of the easiest ways to spot AI generated pictures. Either this picture is AI generated, or the girl is some kind of mutant.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2025 06:43 PM (lIio7)

113 99 Europe is due for a good internecine war. Been too long, obviously.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 06:41 PM (mFSH6)

I was just writing about England, but over the last 70 years, thanks to America's defense umbrella, they've all let their militaries decay into virtual nonexistence. England, Germany, and the Scandi countries are bad jokes; Italy goes without saying; Spain and Portugal have nothing. France appears to be slightly better but is still weak. Poland could probably walk over the rest of Europe in a week or two if they felt like it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (uWKK8)

114 Even if I wanted to spend the money on such a trip . . . Britain is no longer on my radar as a place to visit. The "mother country" deserves to be disowned.

The populace doesn't have guns, though. Will they stand up to armed police/soldiers? If they revolt in large enough numbers, it might work, but . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (omVj0)

115 Britain no longer has a serious military.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2025 06:41 PM (uWKK

That waved bye-bye decades ago.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (5+Y60)

116 The Homo Orifice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (63Dwl)

117 The tactic of forcing the government to remove British and English flags was brilliant, and has shifted public opinion in a major way.

If your ancient national symbols are banned, who actually is running the country?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (ZOv7s)

118 Zombie Jefferson Davis wants to caution Mayor Brandon Johnson.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (ZmEVT)

119 Saw a video on YouTube.

Older British gentleman in Morocco showing how he could buy pork from a store in that country. Then it shows vide of a man being arrested in the UK for saying the word "pork" because it could the word could be considered 'offensive.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (IqZMy)

120 89 And at a certain point, a critical mass will have nothing left to lose.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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UK may very well be first with the disorder because the truly massive amount of rapes committed by these gangs and the compliant participation by both local government and police makes it even more horrendous.

Add in the fact that the UK is suffering a truly massive public fisc problem to the point of cutting old age pensioner benefits while still waving in and putting illegals up in hotels with benefits denied to the populace is like striking matches and dropping them into the black powder ship's magazine.

Starmer is literally building a coalition that is willing to string him and his companions up along the Thames.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 06:38 PM (WDjG6)


And inflation in Old Blighty is running over 4 percent.

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (aBgBM)

121 Then they looked at tanks, and the word quietly leaked out that Britain only has (iirc) 26 operational battle tanks left in the entire country. There's another couple hundred that are down waiting on parts; many of them have been down for 5 - 10 years, as the factories that made those parts were all closed.
And the Navy now has more Admirals than capital ships.

Britain no longer has a serious military.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2025 06:41 PM (uWKK

And more to the point in Ukraine, where tanks pop off shots at towns in ones and twos, they sent pretty much all their artillery to Ukraine years ago. And ammo. These stocks are not replenished and wont be for years, if ever.

psst...our own army is not quite as bad, but is worse off than advertised.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (8avO+)

122 The fact that neither of the major parties care means that voting is no longer an option, so other methods have to be tried.

When it literally comes down to the freedom to speak your mind, pray and not have hour daughters raped in front of you, that's a compelling cause.
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Two pots of tea it is!

Posted by: Average Brit Male at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (TN0g+)

123 Posted by: Babs Billingsley at September 02, 2025 06:10 PM (tubbA)

This would be a great hash for lizzo.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 02, 2025 06:19 PM (UACUm)

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Mine is (unUNN) which is correct, I'm against the UN.

Posted by: Decaf at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (unUNN)

124 Then they looked at tanks, and the word quietly leaked out that Britain only has (iirc) 26 operational battle tanks left in the entire country. There's another couple hundred that are down waiting on parts; many of them have been down for 5 - 10 years, as the factories that made those parts were all closed.
And the Navy now has more Admirals than capital ships.

Britain no longer has a serious military.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2025 06:41 PM (uWKK

SO.. basically an itsy bitsy amount of US national guard drunk off their ass and returning to base after a night out can kick their ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (snZF9)

125 Are we sure Jasmine Crochet is not as stupid as she sounds? Perhaps she is reverting to the mean.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2025 06:45 PM (wBaIH)

126
"Accelerationists" are people who want the left to get worse and even more unbearable, precisely because it will spark off a violent counter-revolution against them.

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I don't know that I want a violent counter-revolution. I'll gladly accept an implosion.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 06:45 PM (lCaJd)

127 Perhaps it's the Irish in me, but I do wish to see King Charles in the gibbet and the Saxe-Coburg's driven into exile.

OK, but King Charles is royalty. Traditionally, that call for the executioner’s axe!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2025 06:45 PM (Wj1DV)

128 good eye!

that is so not a human foot!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 02, 2025 06:45 PM (ppG5b)

129 You have to remember that Jasmine Crockett is well educated and previously spoke the King’s English. The ebonics patois is just a put on for her voters. She’s as fake as a three dollar bill!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2025 06:33 PM (Wj1DV)

Is it ebonics or is it Slay Queenz English?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 02, 2025 06:45 PM (S/Y4j)

130 Bob, William is no better . Arab money has kept the UK afloat for a long time now.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 06:46 PM (mFSH6)

131 "If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without bloodshed; if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival.

"There may be even a worse fate, you may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves."

--Winston the Great

Posted by: Beverly at September 02, 2025 06:46 PM (Epeb0)

132 Tom Servo and AH,
Tony Robinson, aka Black Adder's Baldrick, had a tv program about Britain' True Monarch, from wiki

"The programme based its thesis on the centuries-old claim that Edward IV was illegitimate, born to Cecily, Duchess of York, by an English archer while her husband, Richard Plantagenet, 3rd Duke of York, was fighting elsewhere in France. The legitimacy of Edward IV was the subject of speculation at the time, and a document in Rouen Cathedral is presented by Dr Michael Jones as indicating that Richard and Cecily were about 100 miles (160 km) apart during the five-week period when Edward's conception must have occurred (assuming that the pregnancy went to a normal term). A number of historians have since challenged the conclusions reached by the programme.

If Edward were indeed illegitimate, then he and his descendants would have had no valid claim to the throne, so the programme suggests that the 'real' monarchs were the heirs of his legitimate brother George, Duke of Clarence (Plantagent line). At the time, this line was represented by The 14th Earl of Loudoun aka Michael Hastings, who had emigrated to Australia in 1960."

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 06:46 PM (WDjG6)

133 SO.. basically an itsy bitsy amount of US national guard drunk off their ass and returning to base after a night out can kick their ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (snZF9)

To put it briefly - yeah.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2025 06:46 PM (uWKK8)

134 "How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"

Look at her mother. Genetics. Hard science.

Or, if you really love her, make babies and be happy.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 02, 2025 06:46 PM (ZmEVT)

135 Saw a video on YouTube.

Older British gentleman in Morocco showing how he could buy pork from a store in that country. Then it shows vide of a man being arrested in the UK for saying the word "pork" because it could the word could be considered 'offensive.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (IqZMy)

At this point the brits might need to go past revolution and straight into ethnic cleansing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 06:46 PM (snZF9)

136 WTF did I just turn on on the Flix channel?
David Bowie singing "dance magic" with a bunch of puppets while tossing a one year old baby in the air.

The only potential saving grace is the 1986 version of Jennifer Connelly.

(Labyrinth)

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 02, 2025 06:46 PM (ufFY8)

137 104 Add in the fact that the UK is suffering a truly massive public fisc problem to the point of cutting old age pensioner benefits...

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Look at this. (2 min., but no need to watch, the text explains it all. If you watch you might retch.)

https://9gag.com/gag/abAdGn9

But the comments. The comments are golden.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 02, 2025 06:46 PM (34w5K)

138 Are they going to bring back Regiments of Foot, Dragoons and Fusiliers?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2025 06:43 PM (kkTda)
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They never went away. However, because the Army is now so tiny, they were amalgamated so that the lineage of multiple regiments are applied to a single battalion. The idea is that if the Army expands, the regiments would be split back apart.

But think about that - they can't cover the TO&E of a nation that had a fraction of the current population.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)

139 England, a Cautionary Tale.

By William Chaucer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 06:47 PM (YObWY)

140 The rural Brits still have long rifles and shotguns. Should the PTB in the UK push too far (and they have pushed too far) that is where the resistance will begin.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2025 06:38 PM (Wj1DV)

And the odd sea mine.

Posted by: Sergeant Nicholas Angel. Sandford Police Services at September 02, 2025 06:47 PM (wVcYX)

141 The Homo Orifice.

OffCum?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 06:47 PM (IqZMy)

142 Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson will be last to the barricades, believe that.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at September 02, 2025 06:47 PM (D1vbu)

143 Chicago was not built by slaves. Hell, they passed laws against blacks even being allowed into the state.

Didn't last, obviously.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 02, 2025 06:47 PM (xcxpd)

144 SO.. basically an itsy bitsy amount of US national guard drunk off their ass and returning to base after a night out can kick their ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (snZF9)
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The Texas Army and Air National Guard is in fact superior in terms of men and material.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)

145 When James Tiberius Kirk unleashed his double jump kick to the thigh, every MMA champion took notice and marveled at its potential to take down an alien transgressor.

Doc. McCoy had his work cut out for him.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2025 06:47 PM (fy28E)

146 Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson vows to fight on to your last nickel and drop of your blood.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at September 02, 2025 06:48 PM (D1vbu)

147 Even if I wanted to spend the money on such a trip . . . Britain is no longer on my radar as a place to visit. The "mother country" deserves to be disowned.

The populace doesn't have guns, though. Will they stand up to armed police/soldiers? If they revolt in large enough numbers, it might work, but . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (omVj0)

The idea is not to get to a static gunfight. Look at the fights at Lexington and Concord. The Brits won at Lexington tho the militia was plucky. After Concord the civilians shooting at the returning troops from beside the road did heavy damage to the elite Redcoats.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:48 PM (8avO+)

148 >>"How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"


Tell her she needs to up the PSI in her car tires now that she's asking more of them.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 06:48 PM (a9WGd)

149
SO.. basically an itsy bitsy amount of US national guard drunk off their ass and returning to base after a night out can kick their ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (snZF9)

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The sad thing is that both the Royal Army and Mavy are highly professional units that have been systematically starved of the means to do their job.

The NHS employs more people and kills more people than either.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2025 06:48 PM (kkTda)

150
Some fodder for a conspiracy. Six AfD candidates for municipal elections have died suddenly and "unexpectedly" very close to the elections. Here's Eugyppius on that here:
https://tinyurl.com/25kwjny3

Some are claiming "statistically impossible". Given the large number of these local candidates all over the area, this is a unlikely event, but not impossibly rare, ~1/200 to ~1/250.

So, this is anomalous. There are explanations for all 6 deaths that make sense, from what he says above.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2025 06:48 PM (w6EFb)

151 SO.. basically an itsy bitsy amount of US national guard drunk off their ass and returning to base after a night out can kick their ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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There are a fair number of Brits who served in the War on Terror but are no longer soldiers. That has to be keeping Starmer and Co up at night. One of the dudes helping and advising Tommy is former SAS for example.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 06:48 PM (WDjG6)

152 145 When James Tiberius Kirk unleashed his double jump kick to the thigh, every MMA champion took notice and marveled at its potential to take down an alien transgressor.

Doc. McCoy had his work cut out for him.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2025 06:47 PM (fy28E)

Are you high?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 06:48 PM (YObWY)

153 The Royal Navy has three times the number of nuclear submarines awaiting scrapping than they have in commission. 30-odd to 9.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 06:48 PM (IqZMy)

154 Europe is screwed, kind of hope it goes faster than it will so I get to see it

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2025 06:49 PM (+qU29)

155 Germany has been socialist since Bismark.

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2025 06:49 PM (YwEeS)

156 All is proceeding as we have foreseen.

* wing flaps in unison *

Posted by: Big Penguin at September 02, 2025 06:49 PM (0sNs1)

157 >> Chicago was not built by slaves. Hell, they passed laws against blacks even being allowed into the state.


I am assuming that the argument is Chicago was the home of the Mercantile and Futures Markets?

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 06:49 PM (a9WGd)

158 148 >>"How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"


Tell her she needs to up the PSI in her car tires now that she's asking more of them.
Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 06:48 PM (a9WGd


This is horrible advice.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 06:49 PM (YObWY)

159 The populace doesn't have guns, though. Will they stand up to armed police/soldiers? If they revolt in large enough numbers, it might work, but . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

The idea is not to get to a static gunfight. Look at the fights at Lexington and Concord. The Brits won at Lexington tho the militia was plucky. After Concord the civilians shooting at the returning troops from beside the road did heavy damage to the elite Redcoats.
Posted by: Oldcat
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My guess is something more like the Irish throwing off the Brits starting with the Easter Rebellion.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 06:50 PM (WDjG6)

160 Thanks for the explanation, Blake!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2025 06:50 PM (Wj1DV)

161
So Charles is bad, but is the kid William any better?

(I man, how could he be with a retarded father and a slut mother?)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

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I was a fan of the institution (the Royal Family) until the Queen died. Now they're dead to me. They'd be better off with King Ralph.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 06:50 PM (lCaJd)

162 Are they going to bring back Regiments of Foot, Dragoons and Fusiliers?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2025 06:43 PM (kkTda)
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They're all company-sized now. All the old Highland regiments are companies in a single battalion.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2025 06:50 PM (WvZaB)

163 I was just writing about England, but over the last 70 years, thanks to America's defense umbrella, they've all let their militaries decay into virtual nonexistence. England, Germany, and the Scandi countries are bad jokes; Italy goes without saying; Spain and Portugal have nothing. France appears to be slightly better but is still weak. Poland could probably walk over the rest of Europe in a week or two if they felt like it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2025 06:44 PM (uWKK
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The end of the Cold War was the main culprit. Go back and look at the various militaries circa 1985. Pretty big stuff.

Britain was able to sail a task force to the Falklands and win against land-based airpower. They lost ships, but held on to win.

They are much, much weaker now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:50 PM (ZOv7s)

164 >>I was just writing about England, but over the last 70 years, thanks to America's defense umbrella, they've all let their militaries decay into virtual nonexistence. England, Germany, and the Scandi countries are bad jokes; Italy goes without saying; Spain and Portugal have nothing. France appears to be slightly better but is still weak. Poland could probably walk over the rest of Europe in a week or two if they felt like it.

Wait till it gets exposed how much our intel community, NGOs and other bad actors have done to bring Europe to a boil.

They didn't just go after countries like Ukraine and the US, they went after the EU as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2025 06:50 PM (viF8m)

165 Cory Booker released engagement photos. Check out the woman's toes in this picture.

http://tiny.cc/gi0s001
......

The fake smiles and laughter make me sick

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2025 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

166
Tell her she needs to up the PSI in her car tires now that she's asking more of them.
Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 06:48 PM (a9WGd


This is horrible advice.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 06:49 PM (YObWY)
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I laughed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 06:50 PM (tT6L1)

167 The english will do nothing but mumble in their beer and try and chew their food with their rotting teeth while singing "Hail Britannia!" or some such nonsense.

Fat, drunk and stupid is the norm in Old Blighty.

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Savile at September 02, 2025 06:51 PM (R/m4+)

168
It's like when your kid calls you a slave driver when you tell him to mow the yard.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2025 06:51 PM (kkTda)

169 >>>Aren't her audiences offended that she, a lawyer who grew up with a private school education, feels the need to communicate with them in such a way?
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No. Her audiences grew up watching TV Sit-Com (DYN-O-MITE!) parodies of black people. They don't know any better. Her constituents love her. She's so cute

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2025 06:51 PM (TxhP3)

170 Yep, they want a full on uprising so they can move to a limitless marshall law crackdown. But what else are you going to do?, you're f'd either way Britons. I suspect eventually they will say they surrender and become slaves.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 02, 2025 06:51 PM (rvwwT)

171 There are a fair number of Brits who served in the War on Terror but are no longer soldiers. That has to be keeping Starmer and Co up at night. One of the dudes helping and advising Tommy is former SAS for example.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 06:48 PM (WDjG6)
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That should also keep *our* elites up at night. There are millions of Americans who served honorably and well in our armed forces. Their skills might be rusty, but when push comes to shove, they are a *very* dangerous enemy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 06:51 PM (IBQGV)

172 Sweden punched above their weight for quite a while, and fielded a lot of nice weaponry. I recall when the Carl Gustav recoilless anti-tank weapon was fielded, the snake eaters were having lots of fun shooting off the 90mm and other obsolete stuff and invited me to help get rid of it.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2025 06:52 PM (ZSozY)

173 SO.. basically an itsy bitsy amount of US national guard drunk off their ass and returning to base after a night out can kick their ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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There are a fair number of Brits who served in the War on Terror but are no longer soldiers. That has to be keeping Starmer and Co up at night. One of the dudes helping and advising Tommy is former SAS for example.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 06:48 PM (WDjG6)

The Rhode Island National Guard gets its moment in the sun!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 02, 2025 06:52 PM (S/Y4j)

174 @160.You're welcome.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 06:52 PM (tT6L1)

175 There are a fair number of Brits who served in the War on Terror but are no longer soldiers. That has to be keeping Starmer and Co up at night. One of the dudes helping and advising Tommy is former SAS for example.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 06:48 PM (WDjG6)

Those are the dudes I was secretly hoping would take care of business.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 06:52 PM (snZF9)

176

The OK sign sees you

https://youtu.be/QY9oWfkKt6A

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2025 06:53 PM (63Dwl)

177
Her audiences grew up watching TV Sit-Com (DYN-O-MITE!) parodies of black people.

________

Old: DYN-O-MITE!

New: SOD-O-MITE!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2025 06:53 PM (kkTda)

178 The idea is not to get to a static gunfight. Look at the fights at Lexington and Concord. The Brits won at Lexington tho the militia was plucky. After Concord the civilians shooting at the returning troops from beside the road did heavy damage to the elite Redcoats.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:48 PM (8avO+)
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It would not be difficult to block major road/rail arteries with only a few people. Even sporadic rifle fire will freeze whole regions.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:53 PM (ZOv7s)

179 > "How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"

Stop her before she sits down in a chair and make a big deal of inspecting the chair. When she asks you what you're doing, tell her you're looking for a load limit sticker.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2025 06:53 PM (lIio7)

180 It would be comical to watch no one show up to back Mayor Conehead and see him collapse to the ground in a panic attack.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 06:53 PM (g8vhM)

181 No. Her audiences grew up watching TV Sit-Com (DYN-O-MITE!) parodies of black people. They don't know any better. Her constituents love her. She's so cute

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2025 06:51 PM (TxhP3)

Haven't heard much outrage now that she's gerrymandered out. Her popularily may be as fake as her accent.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:54 PM (8avO+)

182 128 good eye!

that is so not a human foot!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 02, 2025 06:45 PM (ppG5b)____________

__________________________

Crap!!! we were soooo close to the perfect set up. The woman's name is Alexis. If her name was, instead, Alexa, it would have been perfect.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2025 06:54 PM (dIske)

183 179 > "How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"

Stop her before she sits down in a chair and make a big deal of inspecting the chair. When she asks you what you're doing, tell her you're looking for a load limit sticker.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2025 06:53 PM (lIio7)

This too is horrible advice!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 06:54 PM (YObWY)

184 This sounds extreme, and I am not endorsing anything, I am only stating an opinion about what I think is the only way to change things.

1. Curt all benefits to able bodied. Coral them up into ghettos.
2. Cut all benefits to non-native and their families. Say for 25 years minimum.
3. Hang a lot of politicians and enablers (NGO (quango's), corporate interests, EU politicians. ...)
4 Remote trepanation of a certain religion until they fear walking the streets and ALL self deport.

None of this will happen of course, so Britain is lost. Maybe it will become Lebanon, maybe Yugoslavia, naybe Syria. naybe Somalia.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 02, 2025 06:54 PM (34w5K)

185 Aren't her audiences offended that she, a lawyer who grew up with a private school education, feels the need to communicate with them in such a way?
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I'm in the minority here, but I believe she's absolutely as stupid as she sounds. I don't care what she "used" to do, I think its possible to offload 30% of one's intelligence by just believing stupid things for a long enough time. There's not a single thing she's ever said that convinced me she isn't as stupid as the part some of you think she's playing.

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2025 06:54 PM (TN0g+)

186 >>>Are you high?

Posted by: AlaBAMA

>No, but it is legal in this state.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2025 06:55 PM (fy28E)

187 "How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"
.......

cancel pizza night

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2025 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

188
"How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"

_________

"Want to go have something to eat? How about salad?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2025 06:55 PM (kkTda)

189 The matching smiles of Cory Booker and his betrothed: I did not know human mouths could stretch that wide...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 02, 2025 06:55 PM (TGPs7)

190 Britain was able to sail a task force to the Falklands and win against land-based airpower. They lost ships, but held on to win.

They are much, much weaker now.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:50 PM (ZOv7s)
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And the sad thing back then was that the had to send nesrly the entire fleet. Forty years earlier, the South Atlantic Squadron would have been enough.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2025 06:55 PM (WvZaB)

191 > This too is horrible advice!

Too subtle?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2025 06:55 PM (lIio7)

192 It would not be difficult to block major road/rail arteries with only a few people. Even sporadic rifle fire will freeze whole regions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:53 PM (ZOv7s)

The left there does it routinely. They could even dress like the paid demonstrators for extra luls.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:55 PM (8avO+)

193
The sad thing is that both the Royal Army and Mavy are highly professional units that have been systematically starved of the means to do their job.

The NHS employs more people and kills more people than either.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2025 06:48 PM (kkTda)


FYI, it is not the Royal Army, it is officially the British Army. Why this is so is not clear to me.

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2025 06:56 PM (aBgBM)

194 So they will keep pushing and pushing and then raising penalties and trying to scare the opposition, which of course isn't scared, and is just getting angrier by the second.

And at a certain point, a critical mass will have nothing left to lose.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)

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Yes, the most dangerous people are those that have nothing left to lose. If you take everything from people you haven't beaten then, you have just freed them to go all out.

Posted by: Decaf at September 02, 2025 06:56 PM (unUNN)

195 114. The populace doesn't have guns, though. Will they stand up to armed police/soldiers? If they revolt in large enough numbers, it might work, but . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Never underestimate the value of solid knowledge about area terrain and demographics along with guerrilla warfare.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 02, 2025 06:56 PM (NFX2v)

196
Even sporadic rifle fire will freeze whole regions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:53 PM (ZOv7s)

_________

Trains are delayed or canceled for leaves on the track.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2025 06:56 PM (kkTda)

197 When the Brits take back England they will overthrow the current monarchy and toss out parliament. This will be done by the leadership of the new King.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2025 06:57 PM (TxhP3)

198 "How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"
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Perhaps its time for the "its not you its me" talk...

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2025 06:57 PM (TN0g+)

199 >>There's not a single thing she's ever said that convinced me she isn't as stupid as the part some of you think she's playin


She's well educated. Her parents spent anywhere from 3-400k on her education from HS through College.

Which seriously reduces the likelihood of her speaking 'street' with any authenticity.

She's not so stupid that she doesn't know the Grift.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 06:57 PM (a9WGd)

200 How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"



Here's what you do.

Go into her closet and find the smallest numerical numbered dress. That's the smallest thing she could wear before getting heavier.

Now go buy an expensive piece of clothing in that size.

Apologize when she says it doesn't fit, explaining that you have a bad memory and thought she was always that size.

Let her mind do the rest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 06:57 PM (YObWY)

201 Speaking at a Workers Over Billionaires rally on Labor Day, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson called for city residents to be prepared to "defend this land" against the Trump administration, saying that the city "will defend this country."
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"Workers over billionaire?" Is their logo the raised socialist fist?

I have no love for corrupt, machinating billionaires but yeesh. The socialism drips.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 02, 2025 06:57 PM (zxP/x)

202 It would not be difficult to block major road/rail arteries with only a few people. Even sporadic rifle fire will freeze whole regions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:53 PM (ZOv7s)

Remember the DC sniper from a few years ago? I understand DC was pretty much a ghost town when that was going on.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 06:57 PM (mP0Kj)

203 >>>Black radical communist and Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson calls for an insurrection.

What a dumb shit. Arrest his simple ass.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2025 06:57 PM (i24o9)

204 >>"How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"
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>Perhaps its time for the "its not you its me" talk...



"It's not you. It's me. I'm just not into fat chicks."

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 06:57 PM (a9WGd)

205 FYI, it is not the Royal Army, it is officially the British Army. Why this is so is not clear to me.
Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2025 06:56 PM (aBgBM)
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Because it serves Parliament, though there are royal regiments.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:57 PM (ZOv7s)

206 Is not "Those pants are making your rear end look a little big." the standard Horde statement?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2025 06:58 PM (0sNs1)

207 Britain was able to sail a task force to the Falklands and win against land-based airpower. They lost ships, but held on to win.

They are much, much weaker now.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:50 PM (ZOv7s)
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And the sad thing back then was that the had to send nesrly the entire fleet. Forty years earlier, the South Atlantic Squadron would have been enough.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2025 06:55 PM (WvZaB)

Thing is, if the Argentines had waited even just a few years the Brits would have scrapped what they used to attack back. But they needed their war for their own internal issues, and Britain backed off from the brink to be relevant for another 20ish years.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:58 PM (8avO+)

208 The police only have guns until they are overwhelmed.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 06:58 PM (mFSH6)

209 I've got Jasmine Ratchet fatigue.

Posted by: I would hope most black folk do too at September 02, 2025 06:58 PM (TbWk/)

210 > "Want to go have something to eat? How about salad?"

Have you ever looked at the nutrition information on a salad kit? For many of them, if you use all of the toppings they're ~500 calories.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2025 06:58 PM (lIio7)

211 >>>Never underestimate the value of solid knowledge about area terrain and demographics along with guerrilla warfare.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day
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Weapons are there. Seize them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2025 06:58 PM (TxhP3)

212 None of this will happen of course, so Britain is lost. Maybe it will become Lebanon, maybe Yugoslavia, naybe Syria. naybe Somalia.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)
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Bring back the heptarchy!

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 02, 2025 06:58 PM (XvL8K)

213 or you could just say:
"Dearest darling, love of my life, you are lowkey getting fat."

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2025 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

214 "How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"

Buy her some Goodyear branded clothing.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 02, 2025 06:58 PM (Da7Vv)

215 197 When the Brits take back England they will overthrow the current monarchy and toss out parliament. This will be done by the leadership of the new King.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2025 06:57 PM (TxhP3)

They have no Constitution... which would be the first step IMO.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 06:59 PM (mP0Kj)

216
Let her mind do the rest.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 02, 2025 06:57 PM (YObWY)

_________

If she associates (a) you and (b) the message, you will, at best, be sleeping on the sofa.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2025 06:59 PM (kkTda)

217 Nice seeing Brandon also going old style Marxism class warfare

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2025 06:59 PM (+qU29)

218 FYI, it is not the Royal Army, it is officially the British Army. Why this is so is not clear to me.
Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2025 06:56 PM (aBgBM)
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Because it serves Parliament, though there are royal regiments.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:57 PM (ZOv7s)

Back in the old days, the Navy was bought out of the King's pocket.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:59 PM (8avO+)

219 It would not be difficult to block major road/rail arteries with only a few people. Even sporadic rifle fire will freeze whole regions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:53 PM (ZOv7s)
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LA, for instance, is a lot easier to bottle up than people realize. Author Matt Bracken laid out the scenario quite well.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 06:59 PM (tT6L1)

220 He later added, "Are you prepared to defend this land, this land that was built by slaves, a land that was built by indigenous people, a land that is built by workers. Are you prepared to defend this land? The people united will always prevail."
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The land that sat unexploited and unproductive before the white man came?

The workers that sat idle until capital invested in the jobs they would fill?

The slaves who's mere existence underscored that they were, in economic terms, a misallocation of resources?

Property rights. Free Capital. Free Labor. Wealth is rooted in all three. Enough with the commie bullshit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 02, 2025 06:59 PM (zxP/x)

221 >> How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat

Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2025 06:59 PM (w6EFb)

222 >>>Ilhan Omar reported . . . a 66,676% increase in 6 years.

If anyone ever needed an IRS enema . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2025 06:59 PM (i24o9)

223 >>Apologize when she says it doesn't fit, explaining that you have a bad memory and thought she was always that size.



Better still. Tell her you snuck your favorite dress of hers out of the closet and checked the size, so you would be sure to get it right.


Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 06:59 PM (a9WGd)

224 "How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"

I must have the wrong glasses, you look huge in these.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 06:59 PM (snZF9)

225 Chicago Alderman Raymond Lopez (D) said he is "absolutely" in favor of the president deploying the military to The Windy City in order to thwart lawlessness, before adding he has a "real hard time accepting" his fellow party members who are opposed to the idea.
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He must be from a marginal ward.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 02, 2025 07:00 PM (zxP/x)

226 As in occupied France, you only need enough gun to take your enemies’ weapon and ammo. And rural Brits do have guns: long rifles and shotguns. What they don’t have is the will to use them. Yet.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2025 07:00 PM (Wj1DV)

227 "How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"

Make beeping noises when she backs away from the fridge, sink, or stove/microwave.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2025 07:00 PM (wVcYX)

228 Is not "Those pants are making your rear end look a little big." the standard Horde statement?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2025 06:58 PM (0sNs1)
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"It's not the shoes that make you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat!"

Posted by: Al Bundy at September 02, 2025 07:01 PM (IBQGV)

229 >>>
"It's not you. It's me. I'm just not into fat chicks."

Posted by: garrett

>You're just not working hard enough to shed 10lbs of fat for 10" of bone. Stay with the program!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2025 07:01 PM (fy28E)

230 As in occupied France, you only need enough gun to take your enemies’ weapon and ammo.
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"The Unit" was 4 seasons of the best television in decades. A line from one episode was "Use the small gun to get the big gun."

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2025 07:02 PM (TN0g+)

231 JUST IN: Ilhan Omar reported a negative net worth of -$45,000 when she was first elected to Congress in 2019.

Her latest financial disclosure from May 2025 shows a net worth of up to $30 Million.

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Must. Be. Nice.

According to Forbes, the top 1% of American households have a net worth of about $10.4 million.

She is the 1%, and she got there in the normal way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 02, 2025 07:02 PM (zxP/x)

232 "How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"
.......

play Sir-Mix-Alot

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2025 07:02 PM (v0R5T)

233 FYI, it is not the Royal Army, it is officially the British Army. Why this is so is not clear to me.
Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2025 06:56 PM (aBgBM)

It dates back to Oliver Cromwell, when he replaced Charles I and became Lord Protector of the Realm. Since the Roundheads were under his control, it was no longer the a royal army, but a British army.

This is all from memory, so some of the details are fuzzy.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 02, 2025 07:02 PM (S/Y4j)

234 Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:58 PM (8avO+)

In 1920, the British Empire was the largest the world had ever known... 24% of the total land area of the World, was in the Empire.

105 years later? wow, how fast they fell.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 07:02 PM (mP0Kj)

235 Never underestimate the value of solid knowledge about area terrain and demographics along with guerrilla warfare.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 02, 2025 06:56 PM (NFX2v)

Modern society depends on a lot of unsung people doing their jobs well and without credit. If they decide to not do them so well, things will get bad, and if they mess them up where the elites are and not generally...

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:02 PM (8avO+)

236 How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat

Buy her a gift certificate for Lane Bryant.

Posted by: It's thoughtful! at September 02, 2025 07:03 PM (TbWk/)

237 It would not be difficult to block major road/rail arteries with only a few people. Even sporadic rifle fire will freeze whole regions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2025 06:53 PM (ZOv7s)
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LA, for instance, is a lot easier to bottle up than people realize. Author Matt Bracken laid out the scenario quite well.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 06:59 PM (tT6L1)
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Isn't LA entirely dependent on just a few key water resources? Shut those down and LA will devolve into chaos in short period of time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 07:03 PM (IBQGV)

238 As evidence that Paul was a threat to the Constitution, the Ministry quoted from Paul's praise of the Amazon series "The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power." "The protagonists in 'Lord of the Rings' fight for a cause that is greater than themselves," Paul wrote for an Austrian magazine in 2022, "the homeland, the continuation of their culture, a just order, the defense against a world danger. They are prepared to risk their lives for it."
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*Anything* that even in generalities smacks of loyalty, patriotism, cultural pride, honor or G-d is counterrevolutionary extremism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 02, 2025 07:03 PM (zxP/x)

239 232 "How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"
.......

play Sir-Mix-Alot
Posted by: wth at September

Please tell me this isn’t a serious question…and if so, this is where they sought advice? 😂

Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 07:03 PM (p4NUW)

240 Subscribe to Seattle Tent & Awning should get the point across

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2025 07:04 PM (ZSozY)

241 Tony Blair is the reason the UK is muzzified.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 06:36 PM (mFSH6)

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I read it somewhere that he really despises his countrymen and wanted to fix their little red wagon by importing people as unlike them as possible.

Posted by: Decaf at September 02, 2025 07:04 PM (unUNN)

242 Most of the left-wing governments of Europe are now repealing democracy
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Have now. The deed is done. There may be a counterrevolution of some kind, but this one is finished.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 02, 2025 07:04 PM (zxP/x)

243 I was always struck with how much England was a class society.

The upper classes lived in a different country. The lower classes either accepted it, lived off the dole, or emigrated.

Emigration was always a safety valve for the English. Enoch Powell noted this in his speech. I noticed this in the 80s in college talking to ex-pats. (One friend was a sales clerk at a dept. store and said the only way up was to leave.)

This is their downfall.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at September 02, 2025 07:04 PM (34w5K)

244 "How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"

Ask her if she has heard of Wegovee.

Posted by: A Bulgearian at September 02, 2025 07:04 PM (vFG9F)

245 Isn't LA entirely dependent on just a few key water resources? Shut those down and LA will devolve into chaos in short period of time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 07:03 PM (IBQGV)
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They have water resources to last a bit. It's food major cities are without. 3 days of no semi trucks and people start hunting pets and from there move on to each other.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 07:05 PM (tT6L1)

246 'You could have left some of that Pizza for me.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 07:05 PM (zZu0s)

247 Isn't LA entirely dependent on just a few key water resources?
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That's a lie!

Posted by: Mayor Karen Bass at September 02, 2025 07:05 PM (TN0g+)

248 If you want to get rid of the problem of your girl friend getting too fat, just tell her she’s getting too fat! Problem gone! Girlfriend too!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2025 07:05 PM (Wj1DV)

249 Jake Tapper: I get it, the weaponization against Trump was bad, but now he's doing the same thing to others.
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You were warned. All of you. With horror and anger, you were warned that doing this would permit - if he could marshal the forces to do it - somebody else to do it in return *and* give him a moral sanction to do so.

As always with the Curse of Cassandra, you didn't listen. Well reap it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 02, 2025 07:05 PM (zxP/x)

250 Senator Booker's surprise engagement is going to put paid to certain speculations concerning him, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2025 07:05 PM (0sNs1)

251
Emigration was always a safety valve for the English.

________

Emigration is the only way the Irish become worth something.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2025 07:06 PM (kkTda)

252 Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 06:58 PM (8avO+)

In 1920, the British Empire was the largest the world had ever known... 24% of the total land area of the World, was in the Empire.

105 years later? wow, how fast they fell.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 07:02 PM (mP0Kj)

Rome in 395 AD was almost the size it was at maximum extent. England and a good chunk of France and Spain were gone by 410. The entire West was gone by 476.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:06 PM (8avO+)

253 This morning, I joined CBS to report the facts about Kilmar Abrego Garcia. Instead, CBS shamefully edited the interview to whitewash the truth about this MS-13 gang member and the threat he poses to American public safety.
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I hope Shari Redstone has reserve blood pressure meds. She's at an age where stroke risk is probably pretty high.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 02, 2025 07:06 PM (zxP/x)

254 Here's the video of the drug boat getting smoked by the US military.

http://tiny.cc/zi0s001


Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2025 07:06 PM (lIio7)

255 "How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"

A canister of flour on the nightstand?

Posted by: A Bulgearian at September 02, 2025 07:06 PM (vFG9F)

256 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 02, 2025 06:59 PM (zxP/x)

And the Indigenous people who inhabited what is no Chicago?

Yeah, THEY owned slaves long before the White Man was around.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 07:06 PM (mP0Kj)

257 "How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"

Ask her if she's pregnant.



Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2025 07:07 PM (iJfKG)

258 Has any of these mother fuckers been perp walked and had public mug shits?

Have any of them been shot?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 07:07 PM (zZu0s)

259 Senator Booker's surprise engagement is going to put paid to certain speculations concerning him, right?
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You're right--this should end those rumors....

Posted by: Zombie Doris Day at September 02, 2025 07:07 PM (TN0g+)

260 He must be from a marginal ward.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 02, 2025 07:00 PM (zxP/x)

__________________________

Was thinking the same thing. I don't see any of those listed as allies in any way, shape or form. I see opportunists in a win/win situation. As long as the Mayor throws up opposition, the crime isn't going to go down. They look wise. If the Feds move in and crime goes down (which it would)...they, also, look wise.

A smart partisan mayor would say. "Sure, come on in. Do your thing, Trump. But, you better not walk away without giving us a significant amount of federal money so that we can keep the crime low. And, then take that money and distribute it among pet projects, cronies, and the like...Rinse Lather Repeat.

Chicago's Mayor isn't just dumb. He has no foresight.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2025 07:07 PM (dIske)

261 Please tell me this isn’t a serious question…and if so, this is where they sought advice? 😂
Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 07:03 PM


HordeSource (tm) is a respected life-saving source of advice, young lady.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2025 07:07 PM (0sNs1)

262 Isn't LA entirely dependent on just a few key water resources? Shut those down and LA will devolve into chaos in short period of time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 07:03 PM (IBQGV)
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They have water resources to last a bit. It's food major cities are without. 3 days of no semi trucks and people start hunting pets and from there move on to each other.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 07:05 PM (tT6L1)

Hadn't heard they restored the reservoirs.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:08 PM (8avO+)

263 Most woman are either fat asses or work out gym rats who worry about eating too much kale nowadays.

Where have all the full figured gals who like to drink a beer and smoke a Lucky every now and then before giving the old man a BJ as he sets of for work in the morning gone?

Posted by: Old Fart Boomer at September 02, 2025 07:08 PM (R/m4+)

264 When did Chicago get conquered from the Indians?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 02, 2025 07:08 PM (SiPZg)

265 And the Indigenous people who inhabited what is no Chicago?

Yeah, THEY owned slaves long before the White Man was around.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 07:06 PM (mP0Kj)
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Slavery was always the constant, continuous, dull-as-dishwater norm for all of human history, across all cultures and era. There is no civilization, religion, government system or society that did *not* engage in slavery. It was this way until white English speakers drove it from the earth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 02, 2025 07:08 PM (zxP/x)

266 263 Most woman are either fat asses or work out gym rats who worry about eating too much kale nowadays.

Where have all the full figured gals who like to drink a beer and smoke a Lucky every now and then before giving the old man a BJ as he sets of for work in the morning gone?
Posted by: Old Fart Boomer at September

I feel targeted.

Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 07:09 PM (p4NUW)

267 Late to the thread, but who’s the Moron who’s low key suicidal?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2025 07:09 PM (u73oe)

268 Low key fat? Dump ha. Dump ha hard. --That's what Sonny in A Bronx Tale would do.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2025 07:09 PM (wBaIH)

269 Horde advice is best taken as things NOT to do.

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2025 07:09 PM (vFG9F)

270 Chicago's Mayor isn't just dumb. He has no foresight.
Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2025 07:07 PM (dIske)

Well, he's a commie so...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 07:09 PM (zZu0s)

271 What do you call an empty reservoir?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 02, 2025 07:10 PM (SiPZg)

272 Tapper : I understand punching you in the face was wrong now. But any type of punching back we all understand would be wrong
To paraphrase Breitbart: Fuck you, war!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 07:10 PM (g8vhM)

273 It dates back to Oliver Cromwell, when he replaced Charles I and became Lord Protector of the Realm. Since the Roundheads were under his control, it was no longer the a royal army, but a British army.

This is all from memory, so some of the details are fuzzy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

You are correct. As a result, the uneasy compromise was that Parliament controlled the army and the King controlled the marines aka Royal Marines and the Royal Navy. Difficult to use those against the nation to reinstall a Stuart monarchy is why.

England's history is also why the US was reluctant at first to have a large standing army. The Marines and Navy were viewed as controlled by the President but the Army was viewed as a Congressional prerogative to be built upon only on Declaration of War. Then WWII and Cold War occurred.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 07:10 PM (WDjG6)

274 I propose a 100% income tax for all earnings for members if Congress and their families other than their Congressional salary.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 07:10 PM (JFjh0)

275 I feel targeted.
Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 07:09 PM (p4NUW)
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Feel or identify as?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 07:10 PM (tT6L1)

276 > "How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"

Find a time when you're doing something and she's not and ask her to Google if a woman who's (insert her age here) can develop big bones.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 02, 2025 07:10 PM (lIio7)

277 266 263 Most woman are either fat asses or work out gym rats who worry about eating too much kale nowadays.

Where have all the full figured gals who like to drink a beer and smoke a Lucky every now and then before giving the old man a BJ as he sets of for work in the morning gone?
Posted by: Old Fart Boomer at September

I feel targeted.
Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 07:09 PM (p4NUW)

Why should you feel targeted? It's your dude who's suffering.

J/K

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 07:11 PM (zZu0s)

278 267 Late to the thread, but who’s the Moron who’s low key suicidal?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2025 07:09 PM (u73oe)

There are a few you'll have to be more specific.

Posted by: Sometimes a depressive lot at September 02, 2025 07:11 PM (TbWk/)

279 There's not the tiniest bit of "tables turned", or "goose for the gander", or breaking a norm that enables abuses against you in all of this investigation of previous intel, DOJ, FBI people.

What's being investigated are actual crimes, historic abuses of power. Those abuses had ridiculous and obviously invalid pretexts, "predicates" that were slim to non-existent.

Nothing remotely similar in the two cases. The predicates for current investigations and actions are well-documented obviously illegal behavior. This is not an academic distinction.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2025 07:11 PM (U/Byj)

280 >> Horde advice is best taken as things NOT to do.


You say that...
but when you have a Medical Emergency, we ALL know where you turn.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 07:11 PM (a9WGd)

281 And the Indigenous people who inhabited what is no Chicago?

Yeah, THEY owned slaves long before the White Man was around.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 07:06 PM (mP0Kj)

Most of them didn't have the social ability to have slaves. Nobody to guard them. If they had a victory, they killed the other side on sight, took some women and girls and young boys and adopted them into the tribe. Later, they did that with whites too.

They had fun parties were everyone took turns torturing the really good prisoners and they showed their bravery under torture.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:11 PM (8avO+)

282 What do you call an empty reservoir?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 02, 2025 07:10 PM (SiPZg)


Biden's skull.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 07:12 PM (snZF9)

283 Late to the thread, but who’s the Moron who’s low key suicidal?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2025 07:09 PM (u73oe)
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From the response to the question of how to tell your wife/gf she's fat, I'd say you need to be a bit more specific.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 07:12 PM (tT6L1)

284
This morning, I joined CBS to report the facts about Kilmar Abrego Garcia. Instead, CBS shamefully edited the interview to whitewash the truth about this MS-13 gang member and the threat he poses to American public safety.

=============

God damn, this is so easy to get around, I tear my hair out over these unimaginative suckers.

Kristi, set up one camera just in front of you, another that's pointed at whatever monitor you're looking into, and tell the anchor, "Good morning, Breannalissa, I think I'm legally obligated to inform you that this conversation is being live-streamed." And live-stream it to X, YouTube, etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 07:12 PM (lCaJd)

285 I laugh at the the right-wing pundits yelling that Mayor Johnson is not serving the Chicago population by continuing to permit rampant shootings.

They fail to realize he's simply serving HIS key constituents.

How this came to be in Chicago, I wish I knew.

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2025 07:12 PM (aBgBM)

286 As I said in the last post, physicists are quietly admitting that energy is not a conserved quantity: Here is Veritasium's video on the subject:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcjdwSY2AzM

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 02, 2025 07:12 PM (Da7Vv)

287 @271 mud

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2025 07:13 PM (g8vhM)

288 What do you call an empty reservoir?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 02, 2025 07:10 PM (SiPZg)

LA's fire prevention plan.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:13 PM (8avO+)

289 Math?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 02, 2025 07:13 PM (SiPZg)

290 How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"

Ask her if she's pregnant.



Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2025 07:07 PM (iJfKG)

==

what if she says "yes ! and you are the father !" ?

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 07:13 PM (g47mK)

291 Reform is now Nigel Farage and Farage is the Deep State's fallback position. The English will find no succor there.

Posted by: toby928 at September 02, 2025 07:14 PM (jc0TO)

292 Blonde Morticia needs to be the pr/communications honch at DHS.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 07:14 PM (mFSH6)

293 Let he who feels their girlfriend is pudgy show the first 6 pack abs!

And if those don’t exist, buy a year of couples dance lessons. You will be a hero while you salsa away to improved cardio endurance together!

Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 07:14 PM (pZEOD)

294 They fail to realize he's simply serving HIS key constituents.

===

yes, the gangs who made deals with him

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 07:14 PM (g47mK)

295 Back in the old days, the Navy was bought out of the King's pocket.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Look up Ships Tax. Ancient levies on cities and towns with charters to pay for ships.

Became one of the issues in the fight between Charles I and Parliament. There is a reason that cityfolk by and large did not support the king--he was the one squeezing them for money while his power base was the agricultural barons.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 07:14 PM (WDjG6)

296 God damn, this is so easy to get around, I tear my hair out over these unimaginative suckers.

Kristi, set up one camera just in front of you, another that's pointed at whatever monitor you're looking into, and tell the anchor, "Good morning, Breannalissa, I think I'm legally obligated to inform you that this conversation is being live-streamed." And live-stream it to X, YouTube, etc.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 07:12 PM (lCaJd)

She has the uncut tapes and has been showing the differences already.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:14 PM (8avO+)

297 Horde advice is best taken as things NOT to do.


You say that...
but when you have a Medical Emergency, we ALL know where you turn.
Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2025 07:11 PM (a9WGd)
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And every one of us has the hot iron scars to prove it!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 07:14 PM (IBQGV)

298 "How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"
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"Just because Little Caesar's has a 2 pizzas for $12 special doesn't mean you get to eat them both."

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2025 07:14 PM (TN0g+)

299 God damn, this is so easy to get around, I tear my hair out over these unimaginative suckers.

Kristi, set up one camera just in front of you, another that's pointed at whatever monitor you're looking into, and tell the anchor, "Good morning, Breannalissa, I think I'm legally obligated to inform you that this conversation is being live-streamed." And live-stream it to X, YouTube, etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 07:12 PM (lCaJd)

Yup, brilliant. Why they don't do it? No frigging clue.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 07:14 PM (snZF9)

300 "As I said in the last post, physicists are quietly admitting that energy is not a conserved quantity"

Some is lost in storage?

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2025 07:14 PM (vFG9F)

301 286 As I said in the last post, physicists are quietly admitting that energy is not a conserved quantity: Here is Veritasium's video on the subject:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcjdwSY2AzM

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 02, 2025 07:12 PM (Da7Vv)

I have not watched the video. I believe the Second Law of Thermodynamics already covers this one.

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2025 07:15 PM (aBgBM)

302 269 Horde advice is best taken as things NOT to do.
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2025 07:09 PM (vFG9F)
_______________________

Yeah, that's a good point. So I won't recommend imitating the back-up alarm common on all delivery trucks. That would be unacceptable, and likely result in an E/R visit.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2025 07:16 PM (dIske)

303 LA, for instance, is a lot easier to bottle up than people realize. Author Matt Bracken laid out the scenario quite well.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 06:59 PM (tT6L1)
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Isn't LA entirely dependent on just a few key water resources? Shut those down and LA will devolve into chaos in short period of time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 07:03 PM (IBQGV)

LA is no where near energy independent... lots of LA electricity is Natural Gas... which is shipped in... lots from other places.

Hit the gas lines and Transmission lines OUTSIDE LA? Grid would collapse.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 07:16 PM (mP0Kj)

304 "Let he who feels their girlfriend is pudgy show the first 6 pack abs!"

Pfft. I've got 12 pack abs.

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2025 07:16 PM (vFG9F)

305 > "How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"

Randomly tell her she isn't fat.

Then stick to it no matter what she asks or says.

Posted by: davidt at September 02, 2025 07:16 PM (i0F8b)

306 England's history is also why the US was reluctant at first to have a large standing army. The Marines and Navy were viewed as controlled by the President but the Army was viewed as a Congressional prerogative to be built upon only on Declaration of War. Then WWII and Cold War occurred.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 07:10 PM (WDjG6)

Another part of that is that afterwards England always kept a very small standing army at home - most of their effort was put into the Navy or later, into their colonies. It was the memory, and the lesson, that large armies sitting around at home more often than not can make a whole lot of trouble, and end up running things themselves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2025 07:16 PM (uWKK8)

307 Let he who feels their girlfriend is pudgy show the first 6 pack abs!

And if those don’t exist, buy a year of couples dance lessons. You will be a hero while you salsa away to improved cardio endurance together!

Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 07:14 PM (pZEOD)

Why have a 6 pack when you can have a keg?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 02, 2025 07:17 PM (snZF9)

308 "Good morning, Breannalissa, I think I'm legally obligated to inform you that this conversation is being live-streamed." And live-stream it to X, YouTube, etc.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I snort laughed at “Breannalissa”.

Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 07:17 PM (OoFl2)

309 >>Chicago's Mayor isn't just dumb. He has no foresight.

Disagree. He's a dope.

Mayor Bowers in DC came out today and said she wants the feds in DC longterm. That was the smart play.

These Democrats cities didn't become lawless shitholes by magic. They happened because of Democrat Party policies like defund the police, flood with illegals, no cash bail and don't prosecute criminals. If they don't change then the crime will return as soon as the feds leave.

Democrat cities are the natural result of far left, globalist bullshit. People are waking up even in the cities and want this shit gone. The sooner idiots like Brandon Johnson realize they are playing a losing hand the sooner they can start trying to hang onto their jobs. Change or die.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2025 07:17 PM (viF8m)

310 "As I said in the last post, physicists are quietly admitting that energy is not a conserved quantity"
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Was that intended as a response for the guy to lowkey tell his girlfriend she's getting fat?

Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2025 07:17 PM (TN0g+)

311 Let he who feels their girlfriend is pudgy show the first 6 pack abs!

And if those don’t exist, buy a year of couples dance lessons. You will be a hero while you salsa away to improved cardio endurance together!
Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 07:14 PM (pZEOD)
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Does a 30 year old picture count?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 07:17 PM (tT6L1)

312 293 Let he who feels their girlfriend is pudgy show the first 6 pack abs!


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this crowd is more a 12 pack abs kinda crowd..maybe even 24!

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 07:18 PM (g47mK)

313 Back in the old days, the Navy was bought out of the King's pocket.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Look up Ships Tax. Ancient levies on cities and towns with charters to pay for ships.

Became one of the issues in the fight between Charles I and Parliament. There is a reason that cityfolk by and large did not support the king--he was the one squeezing them for money while his power base was the agricultural barons.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 07:14 PM (WDjG6)

Sure, but that was well past the Henries bought their boats and had them sink in harbor. As time went on they found other means. Charles' real issue was he didn't want to call a Parliament for them to make him give concessions or dicker on items they wanted, and Charles found he could get along pretty well by French bribes.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:18 PM (8avO+)

314 293 Let he who feels their girlfriend is pudgy show the first 6 pack abs!

And if those don’t exist, buy a year of couples dance lessons. You will be a hero while you salsa away to improved cardio endurance together!
Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 07:14 PM (pZEOD)

A guy's absence of a six-pack does not mean his girlfriend isn't becoming a fatty from all those 800 calorie Starbucks drinks.

Posted by: Offer her a septum ring at September 02, 2025 07:18 PM (TbWk/)

315 291 Reform is now Nigel Farage and Farage is the Deep State's fallback position. The English will find no succor there.
Posted by: toby928
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Depends, situation may move may be so fast that elections in 2029 will be beside the point at that time. My guess is Starmer or the Chancellor will be forced to walk the plank first as Labor tries to satisfy the crowd with a sacrifice. If Starmer has his choice, it will be the Chancellor to focus the gimmedat ire upon. If the Chancellor and perhaps other cabinet ministers fear a reshuffle, then it might be Starmer that gets defenestrated.

In both conditions, Labor will remain in power and government policy will remain unchanged--just with different names in place. Thus unlikely to quell growing unrest.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 07:18 PM (WDjG6)

316 IF there actually IS a winery, it was built with borrowed $. That's how things get done. Someone needs to chase the loans.

Wineries aren't doing good anyway. Too much product chasing too few winos.

Any newcomer would have to have cash to carry them for many years until they got market share.

And I thought Muslims eschewed alcohol.

Posted by: torabora at September 02, 2025 07:18 PM (KtOUo)

317 >>>"How do I politely tell my girlfriend she’s lowkey getting fat"

AoSHQ Dating Advice Seal of Approval: Go into her underwear drawer and see what size she wears comfortably. Then buy her a gift of sexy, matching underwear and bra, one size too small.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2025 07:19 PM (i24o9)

318 293 Let he who feels their girlfriend is pudgy show the first 6 pack abs!

And if those don’t exist, buy a year of couples dance lessons. You will be a hero while you salsa away to improved cardio endurance together!
Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 07:14 PM (pZEOD)

Tango Lessons...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 07:19 PM (mP0Kj)

319
AoSHQ Dating Advice Seal of Approval: Go into her underwear drawer and see what size she wears comfortably. Then buy her a gift of sexy, matching underwear and bra, one size too small.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2025 07:19 PM (i24o9)
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Actually, go for the stylish evening out stuff, then, when she gets home she can't wait to take them off!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 07:20 PM (tT6L1)

320 Noem should cut off CBS until they air the whole thing with apologies.

Dont allow in any executive branch pressers.

Posted by: torabora at September 02, 2025 07:20 PM (KtOUo)

321 "As I said in the last post, physicists are quietly admitting that energy is not a conserved quantity"
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Was that intended as a response for the guy to lowkey tell his girlfriend she's getting fat?
Posted by: Crusader at September 02, 2025 07:17 PM (TN0g+)

I'm quietly admitting that a lot of physicists are full of shit. If energy isn't conserved give me my personal home free generator to run my house at no cost.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:20 PM (8avO+)

322 Let he who feels their girlfriend is pudgy show the first 6 pack abs!

And if those don’t exist, buy a year of couples dance lessons. You will be a hero while you salsa away to improved cardio endurance together!
Posted by: Piper at September 02, 2025 07:14 PM (pZEOD)

Tango Lessons...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 07:19 PM (mP0Kj)

Offer to let her use your body as an exercise platform. Best cardio out there.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2025 07:20 PM (i24o9)

323 " Go into her underwear drawer and see what size she wears comfortably. Then buy her a gift of sexy, matching underwear and bra, three sizes larger."

Posted by: The Bad Council at September 02, 2025 07:20 PM (vFG9F)

324 Wait ! there was a male commenter here who did tango lessons. and liked it. Who was it ??

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 07:21 PM (g47mK)

325 Actually, go for the stylish evening out stuff, then, when she gets home she can't wait to take them off!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 07:20 PM (tT6L1)

Evil. Genius.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2025 07:21 PM (i24o9)

326 Any newcomer would have to have cash to carry them for many years until they got market share.

And I thought Muslims eschewed alcohol.
Posted by: torabora at September 02, 2025 07:18 PM (KtOUo)

Only if other Muslims are watching. They're a lot like Southern Baptists that way.

Posted by: Never take a Baptist fishing at September 02, 2025 07:21 PM (TbWk/)

327 Charles demanded that cities give him the money for ships (of course money is fungible and he intended to use it elsewhere likely). The ship's tax had been used off and on dating back centuries whenever a fleet was needed in a hurry. Same as feudal duties were assigned far later by kings simply to shake down nobles for pocket change.

Charles ran into a problem though as his bribes became insufficient and he refused to get rid of Lord Buckingham and other incompetent ministers that were spending him into the poorhouse. He was forced by penury to call Parliament back for taxes which ultimately cost him his head.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 07:22 PM (WDjG6)

328 Girlfriend getting fat? Emotional eating to compensate in a bad relationship. Somebody is lying.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2025 07:22 PM (mFSH6)

329 Wait ! there was a male commenter here who did tango lessons. and liked it. Who was it ??

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 07:21 PM (g47mK)

Has to be Garrett.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2025 07:22 PM (i24o9)

330 Evil. Genius.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2025 07:21 PM (i24o9)
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Thank you. I try.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 02, 2025 07:22 PM (tT6L1)

331 Another part of that is that afterwards England always kept a very small standing army at home - most of their effort was put into the Navy or later, into their colonies. It was the memory, and the lesson, that large armies sitting around at home more often than not can make a whole lot of trouble, and end up running things themselves.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 02, 2025 07:16 PM (uWKK

Historically, the RA units garrisoned in Britain were there to suppress domestic rebellions and uprisings. Starving peasants and labor disputes need a strong hand, don't you know?

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2025 07:22 PM (rj6Yv)

332 324 Wait ! there was a male commenter here who did tango lessons. and liked it. Who was it ??
Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 07:21 PM (g47mK)

/slowly raises hand...

Don't know if I talked about it here though... it was a few years ago.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 07:22 PM (mP0Kj)

333 Depends, situation may move may be so fast that elections in 2029 will be beside the point at that time. My guess is Starmer or the Chancellor will be forced to walk the plank first as Labor tries to satisfy the crowd with a sacrifice. If Starmer has his choice, it will be the Chancellor to focus the gimmedat ire upon. If the Chancellor and perhaps other cabinet ministers fear a reshuffle, then it might be Starmer that gets defenestrated.

In both conditions, Labor will remain in power and government policy will remain unchanged--just with different names in place. Thus unlikely to quell growing unrest.
Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 07:18 PM (WDjG6)

That sounds like the Tories 5 years back when they wanted to nullify Brexit. I doubt that rerun will help them much. The real danger is the US needling them publicly. This has never happened before and they can't take it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2025 07:23 PM (8avO+)

334 Difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 35 pounds.

Posted by: YOU SHOULD LOVE ME FOR MEEEEE!!! at September 02, 2025 07:23 PM (TbWk/)

335 /slowly raises hand...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 02, 2025 07:22 PM (mP0Kj)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2025 07:23 PM (i24o9)

336 Neu thread with giant mutant Shar-Pei

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2025 07:24 PM (IqZMy)

337 The British need Oliver Cromwell back

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2025 07:24 PM (+qU29)

338
Re Crockett's intelligence, remember, she is not in politics to politick, any more than Kim Kardashian is in the swimming pool to swim; Crockett is cultivating a "brand," and she means to get rich off her ghetto fabulousness.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2025 07:24 PM (lCaJd)

339 Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2025 07:17 PM (viF8m)

Disagree jack. Bestbplay for Bowers, don't think b so for the rest of us. They have been able to avoid largely the blame for the acts they chose to take. Now Trump has bailed them out.

I am not saying the initial push is bad, but he should end it, watch everything go to shit and then ask the people why the people they elect don't even bother trying. Still may not work because he has already shown he has the power.

That's why I think moving into Chicago is a horrible idea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2025 07:24 PM (zZu0s)

340 The second law of thermodynamics is a statistical approximation based on large numbers. It isn't really a law of physics.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at September 02, 2025 07:24 PM (Da7Vv)

341 Another part of that is that afterwards England always kept a very small standing army at home - most of their effort was put into the Navy or later, into their colonies. It was the memory, and the lesson, that large armies sitting around at home more often than not can make a whole lot of trouble, and end up running things themselves.
Posted by: Tom Servo

True and much of the British Army was committed to the far parts of the world as expeditionary and occupation forces--not at home. Lord Kitchener essentially did what no one thought he could do in ramping up the British Army to unparalleled size in about 1.5-2 years from a small cadre force.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 07:24 PM (WDjG6)

342 If a dude does not know how to handle the relationship, goes online and whines about his GF for all to see, he is very possibly ghey and needs to get in touch with his feminine side. by shtooping another dude.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 07:24 PM (g47mK)

343 I propose a 100% income tax for all earnings for members if Congress and their families other than their 312 293 Let he who feels their girlfriend is pudgy show the first 6 pack abs!

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this crowd is more a 12 pack abs kinda crowd..maybe even 24!
Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 07:18 PM (g47mK)

I don't have a six pack, I have a keg.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 07:24 PM (JFjh0)

344 Nood.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 07:26 PM (JFjh0)

345 Noem looks like one of those pageant girls in an embarrassing kind of way. Normally, only them, strippers, and cadavers have make-up pancaked on that thick. She's like Tammy Fay Baker, if Tammy Fay had her shit together, or a Glamour Shots advertisement from the 80s. It just doesn't look normal and it's off-putting, distracting.

Posted by: Try to be less weird, Kristi at September 02, 2025 07:26 PM (8Jeda)

346 Wasn't it Alex from CO that had tango lessons?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 02, 2025 07:26 PM (kUxzU)

347 I don't have a six pack, I have a keg.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 02, 2025 07:24 PM (JFjh0)
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Why is it it always empty when you show up late to the party?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2025 07:26 PM (IBQGV)

348 Play "Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)" and yell, "Come dance with me, baby!".

See Piper's suggestion for dance lessons. 😉

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at September 02, 2025 07:26 PM (NFX2v)

349 337 The British need Oliver Cromwell back
Posted by: Skip
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Situation in Europe is increasingly unstable but their crop of politicians, like many of ours, are flaccid self serving pieces of shit that are listening to the elites and oligarchs. Not likely to end well however it plays out via an extended time of troubles over there.

Posted by: whig at September 02, 2025 07:26 PM (WDjG6)

350 Has to be Garrett.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2025 07:22 PM (i24o9)

pretty sure it was not garrett

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2025 07:28 PM (g47mK)

351 >>>Where have all the full figured gals who like to drink a beer and smoke a Lucky every now and then before giving the old man a BJ as he sets of for work in the morning gone?

Posted by: Old Fart Boomer

>This is why we laugh at boomers, - you're four decades in the past!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2025 07:29 PM (fy28E)

352 Stop her before she sits down in a chair and make a big deal of inspecting the chair. When she asks you what you're doing, tell her you're looking for a load limit sticker.
Posted by: bonhomme

Feeling suicidal today?

Posted by: clarence at September 02, 2025 07:29 PM (M+7gZ)

353 >>I'm quietly admitting that a lot of physicists are full of shit. If energy isn't conserved give me my personal home free generator to run my house at no cost.

I skimmed over the linked video. Someone has discovered a well-known result of General Relativity about the notion of global energy. It's a coordinate issue.

Energy is everywhere and always conserved locally. The problem is defining the energy of gravitational field globally. That turns out to be vexingly coordinate dependent and can't be made globally invariant.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2025 07:30 PM (w6EFb)

354 >>That's why I think moving into Chicago is a horrible idea.

Chicago, Baltimore, NYC, LA and the rest aren't foreign countries and thinking the shitholes they've become will stay inside their borders is fantasy.

Take over blue shitholes and end the crime waves. People will see who is looking out for them and who has subjected them to years of pain.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2025 07:40 PM (viF8m)

355 The fact that Joachim Paul likes the Rings of Power is a no-go for me. Like I get to vote in Germany anyway!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2025 08:07 PM (Wj1DV)

356 Probably that German person really is right-wing and wants an end to immigration, especially illegal immigration and frivolous asylum seekers. However, there is nothing wrong with his positions. It is absurd that he is forced to deny some pretty moderate opinions.

Posted by: PG at September 02, 2025 08:08 PM (gQbO4)

357 What the astronomers have been proposing for the last, say, 30 years is in fact in contradiction to conservation of energy: not only are far away galaxies speeding away from us, they are picking up speed! This is backed up by a plethora of observation, and I think it just goes to show how poorly we understand the universe as a whole. The YouTube video was good in the way they championed Emmie Nöther: she was a genius. A colleague was able to teach at Bryn Mawr and said they still had Nöther’s old desk: unfortunately it was left out in the hallway and wasn’t being preserved.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2025 08:23 PM (Wj1DV)

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