Vanity Fair Offers Melania Trump the Magazine Cover, and Its Leftwing Lunatic Staff Threatns to "Walk Out the M*****f***in' Door"

Vanity Fair Offers Melania Trump the Magazine Cover, and Its Leftwing Lunatic Staff Threatns to "Walk Out the M***f*in' Door"

This was before Taylor Swift announced her engagement, so these spiritually-empty and lonely AWFLs and angry gays still had a case of the grumpies.

Vanity Fair's new boss reportedly wants first lady Melania Trump to grace the glossy magazine's coveted cover -- leaving disgruntled woke staff threatening to "walk out the motherf--king door" if it goes ahead.
The fashion mag's global editorial director, Mark Guiducci, has floated the possibility of putting President Trump's wife on the cover of the Conde Nast-owned publication as he tries to make his mark in his newly minted role, Semafor reported.
But the mere thought of having the former model as a cover girl sparked fierce backlash from raging lefty staffers.
"I will walk out the motherf--king door, and half my staff will follow me,' one sensitive editor fumed to the Daily Mail.
"We are not going to normalize this despot and his wife; we're just not going to do it. We're going to stand for what's right," the unidentified staffer whined.
"If I have to work bagging groceries at Trader Joe's, I'll do it. If [Guiducci] puts Melania on the cover, half of the editorial staff will walk out, I guarantee it."
Others, meanwhile, dismissed the outrage -- insisting there's no way employees would give up such a prestigious job out of protest.
"It's all talk," one employee said.
...
Melania was notably excluded from Vanity Fair and Conde Nast's Vogue during Trump's first administration. That's in sharp contrast to Michelle Obama, who graced Vogue's cover three times while she was first lady.

Conde Nast's emotional turmoil may subside now, because Melania reportedly laughed down the offer.

If you can call it an "offer." It's an offer to make a nasty hostile corporation money. It does nothing for Melania, who was a real working model who was routinely paid to appear on magazine covers. It's not a Pretend-Model Make A Wish grant as it was with Michelle Obama and "Doctor" Jill Biden.

Vanity Fair staffers flipping out at the prospect of First Lady Melania Trump gracing the cover can rest easy.
She's not the slightest bit interested.
A fashion source familiar with the First Lady's thinking says she "laughed" at the Vanity Fair request in July and rejected it immediately.

"She doesn't have time to be sitting in a photo shoot. Her priorities as First Lady are far more important... These people don't deserve her anyway."

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1 More winning.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 28, 2025 04:37 PM (N1tpc)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at August 28, 2025 04:38 PM (Uyx8K)

3 Conan, What is best in life?

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 28, 2025 04:38 PM (N1tpc)

4 Good. Walk.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 28, 2025 04:39 PM (O7YUW)

5 "I will walk out the motherf--king door, and half my staff will follow me,' one sensitive editor fumed to the Daily Mail.

Me: "OK!" /Checks 'reduce headcount' off my To Do list/

Posted by: GWB at August 28, 2025 04:39 PM (RTQn+)

6 Well...bye.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2025 04:40 PM (Wnv9h)

7 Conan, What is best in life?

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 28, 2025 04:38 PM (N1tpc)

Melania, what is best in life?

"To crush your enemies, see them squirming before you, and to hear the lamentations of their beta males."

Posted by: GWB at August 28, 2025 04:40 PM (RTQn+)

8 I was always amazed by the people who claimed the Michelle Obama was glamourous.

No. With Hollywood level make-up and costuming, she was fine (like most of Hollywood), but these people acted like she was a movie star.

Liberalism is a drug. (Or maybe the drugs came first.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 28, 2025 04:40 PM (N1tpc)

9 It must just kill the Marxist left that Melania looks and dresses like she does and doesn't resemble Helen Thomas.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 28, 2025 04:40 PM (77W69)

10 Out magazine just offered Mike Obama the September cover of their magazine.

Posted by: Hung Like A Donkey at August 28, 2025 04:41 PM (UsFP+)

11 Jilly and Mooch would have run to Vanity Fair with their pantsuits on fire! The filters would have worked overtime!

So glad Lady Melania laughed at this nonsense. They had their chance and blew it. Good.

Who buys their stupid magazine anyway?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 28, 2025 04:41 PM (6PCLE)

12 It's a shame Big Mike is so busy with the podcast or they could ask her. It takes a lot of work to entertain dozens of bitter listeners every week.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 28, 2025 04:41 PM (k9OZB)

13 "let them fight"

Posted by: YOHAN THE LIBRARIAN at August 28, 2025 04:42 PM (3TalN)

14 Anyone identified who this big mouth is?
Funny how they hide.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2025 04:42 PM (2WIwB)

15 It's a shame Big Mike is so busy with the podcast or they could ask her. It takes a lot of work to entertain dozens of bitter listeners every week.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 28, 2025 04:41 PM

To be fair, it would be a big boost to the upholstery fabric manufacturing sector.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 04:42 PM (0sNs1)

16 Conde Nast's emotional turmoil may subside now, because Melania reportedly laughed down the offer.

>>>>>

She's a smart woman. Why reward people who insulted you previously?

Maybe an abject apology and begging would change her mind, but not this pretending that they did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 28, 2025 04:43 PM (N1tpc)

17
"She doesn't have time to be sitting in a photo shoot. Her priorities as First Lady are far more important

Ohhhh…this is master class in indirect, covert insulting certain other First Ladies. It’s almost Southern!

Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 04:43 PM (pZEOD)

18 "If I have to work bagging groceries at Trader Joe's, I'll do it

Piss off asshole!

Posted by: TJ grocery baggers at August 28, 2025 04:43 PM (2WIwB)

19 Vanity Fair Offers Melania Trump the Magazine Cover, and Its Leftwing Lunatic Staff Threatns to "Walk Out the M*****f***in' Door"

Well, bye Felicia.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2025 04:43 PM (V4yUe)

20 >>> Who buys their stupid magazine anyway?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 28, 2025 04:41 PM (6PCLE)

Gay dudes?

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Autumn Spice Balls Dream at August 28, 2025 04:44 PM (cduTK)

21 Good for Melania.

They hate her and I am sure she made the right call.

F Vanity Fair. Stupid magazine.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 28, 2025 04:44 PM (vK/Ja)

22 "I will walk out the motherf--king door, and half my staff will follow me,' one sensitive editor fumed to the Daily Mail.

"sensitive" is a code-word, isn't it?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 04:44 PM (0sNs1)

23 I think big mike made the cover of Beefmaster?

Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2025 04:45 PM (jgmnb)

24 Good for her.

You didn't want me on your magazine then, I don't want on your magazine now.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 28, 2025 04:45 PM (zzhZe)

25 As bad as AI is, you could probably replace most of Vanity Fair's staff with it and not notice.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 28, 2025 04:45 PM (5NDL0)

26 Ohhhh…this is master class in indirect, covert insulting certain other First Ladies. It’s almost Southern!
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 04:43 PM

Does she know about "bless your heart"? Someone should tell her.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2025 04:45 PM (Wnv9h)

27 "I will walk out the motherf--king door, and half my staff will follow me,' one sensitive editor fumed to the Daily Mail.

Now that it was published, make the sensitive editor and loyal staff do it.

Do it now.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 28, 2025 04:46 PM (NFX2v)

28
If there's something extremely replaceable, it's a fashion magazine staffer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2025 04:46 PM (kkTda)

29 Like trader joes would hire your dumb asses. Those fuckers are the green berets of grocery checkout. You silly little shits would wash out in ten minutes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 04:46 PM (06Hmj)

30 Really and truly... Who has time to read Vanity Fair ?

Yeah, I know, the rich are different.

Posted by: Adriane the Lack of Vacuum Critic. . . at August 28, 2025 04:46 PM (nVD/p)

31 It would have been amusing if Melania accepted the offer just to see the AWFLs squirm and hear nothing because they really want their jobs no matter what.

Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2025 04:46 PM (unUNN)

32 17
"She doesn't have time to be sitting in a photo shoot. Her priorities as First Lady are far more important

Ohhhh…this is master class in indirect, covert insulting certain other First Ladies. It’s almost Southern!
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 04:43 PM (pZEOD)

Well spotted Pipes!
Stories about the grueling life and duties of former First Ladies will begin appearing in 3... 2... 1...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2025 04:46 PM (2WIwB)

33 I suspect that if Vanity Fair really wanted to publish pictures of Melania in their magazine there are 100s of public domain or whatever images from the various events Melania has attended and VF could pay the photographer and use one of those images without the first lady having to carve out time for a photo shoot.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 28, 2025 04:47 PM (xc/YY)

34 If there's something extremely replaceable, it's a fashion magazine staffer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2025 04:46 PM

You missed an opportunity to use fungible.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 28, 2025 04:47 PM (0sNs1)

35 How do you say "Fuck off" in Slovenian, Italian, French, and German?

Posted by: huerfano at August 28, 2025 04:47 PM (98kQX)

36 "sensitive" is a code-word, isn't it?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 04:44 PM

Let's see...

*flips through glossary*

Ah., here we go. "Histrionic homo".

Checks out.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2025 04:47 PM (Wnv9h)

37 Melania Trump personifies class. A quality Vanity Fair, its staff and readers wouldn't understand.

Posted by: JTB at August 28, 2025 04:47 PM (yTvNw)

38 ""She doesn't have time to be sitting in a photo shoot."

I've got someone nice she can sit instead.

Posted by: The man who cucked Trump at August 28, 2025 04:47 PM (pMi6S)

39 If a bear shits in the woods but there's nobody to smell it, does it stink?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 28, 2025 04:47 PM (lM2MM)

40 She should do Guns & Ammo now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 04:48 PM (06Hmj)

41 spiritually-empty and lonely AWFLs and angry gays

-
This girl gets it.

https://is.gd/uRSZgw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 28, 2025 04:48 PM (L/fGl)

42
They should've offered Melania a photo with her sitting on a big coconut.

That's super classy and all.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2025 04:48 PM (iJfKG)

43 Who buys their stupid magazine anyway?

Chicks with Big Swingin Dicks

Posted by: BIG MIKE at August 28, 2025 04:48 PM (aExPs)

44 Personally I prefer "Glamor."

Posted by: George Costanza at August 28, 2025 04:48 PM (PSEDc)

45 I’d love to see some former Vanity Fair editors bagging groceries at Trader Joe’s… that’d be winning. It’s also winning that Melania laughed at their offer: na, I’m good

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 28, 2025 04:48 PM (6RwsA)

46 This was before Taylor Swift announced her engagement, so these spiritually-empty and lonely AWFLs and angry gays still had a case of the grumpies.

----------------

The overreaction is going to be nauseating with every magazine publishing pictures and articles full of the cherry blossom adorned proposal.

Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2025 04:48 PM (unUNN)

47 You missed an opportunity to use fungible.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 28, 2025 04:47 PM (0sNs1)

BECAUSE THEY HAVE TERRIBLE HYGIENE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 28, 2025 04:49 PM (06Hmj)

48 Unfortunately for that Conde Naste homo, Trader Joe's hiring standards are far higher.

They may look like weirdos, but most of them are friendly, cheerful and helpful.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 28, 2025 04:49 PM (wBaIH)

49
She should do Guns & Ammo now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 04:48 PM (06Hmj)

_________

Southern Lady
Garden and Gun

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2025 04:49 PM (kkTda)

50 I'm available!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at August 28, 2025 04:49 PM (PiwSw)

51 Personally I prefer "Glamor."
Posted by: George Costanza at August 28, 2025 04:48 PM (PSEDc)

Was that wrong?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 28, 2025 04:49 PM (6RwsA)

52 She should do Guns & Ammo now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 04:48 PM (06Hmj)

That would be absolutely wicked!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2025 04:50 PM (2WIwB)

53 Quits*regrets

You have to watch it in slow motion to catch the exact moment, approximately 1.2 seconds after quitting.

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2025 04:50 PM (pMi6S)

54 I think 60's, 70's and 80's were the golden age of magazines. Everyone bought them, read them, subscribed to them. And then the internet came, and they began to decline and now... I honestly don't know how any of them stay in business, except by having some sugar daddy (oe mommy, like the Atlantic) willing to keep pumping endless millions into them as a vanity project.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2025 04:50 PM (uWKK8)

55 OT:

Another person killed by tranny violence.

A man pretending to be a woman was spraypainting on a bridge. A 57 year-old man took a picture of him vandalizing the structure, so the tranny shot and killed him.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at August 28, 2025 04:50 PM (oSeBJ)

56 Who the hell read the magazine anymore???

Posted by: dantesed at August 28, 2025 04:50 PM (qm5Wv)

57 I wish she had done the spread, gotten everyone to quit, and then refused to allow the final release and instructed them to burn everything they took of her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 28, 2025 04:50 PM (GBKbO)

58 These inside out muppets would flame out after ten minutes of working at a damn D-Gen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 04:50 PM (06Hmj)

59 First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow. - Ash Williams

https://tinyurl.com/4d3bhnw7

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 28, 2025 04:50 PM (zzhZe)

60 I tried so hard to come up with something.

Yeah...nothin.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2025 04:50 PM (fV+MH)

61 Your terms are acceptable, staff.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 28, 2025 04:50 PM (/RHNq)

62 Barack was offered the September cover of Screw magazine.

Posted by: Hung Like A Donkey at August 28, 2025 04:51 PM (UsFP+)

63 What is Eastern European for bless your hearts?

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 28, 2025 04:51 PM (kTd/k)

64 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 28, 2025 04:51 PM (WvZaB)

65 Nose-ring blue hairs goldbrick at Whole Foods, not Trader Joe's

Posted by: Halfhand at August 28, 2025 04:51 PM (xZubK)

66 So Vanity Fair finally wanted to put a model on the cover of their alleged fashion magazine instead of a failed NFL linebacker with "toned arms"?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 28, 2025 04:52 PM (wItF4)

67 This girl gets it.

hmm she has a nice Eastern European accent!

very smart young woman

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 28, 2025 04:52 PM (Pv3Rg)

68 Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 28, 2025 04:52 PM (0N4FZ)

69 If I have to work bagging groceries at Trader Joe's, I'll do it. If [Guiducci] puts Melania on the cover, half of the editorial staff will walk out, I guarantee it."

Love the sneering tone there. Like people who work at that job are somehow lesser human beings than some guy working at a magazine that is such a vanity piece it's in the name.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 28, 2025 04:52 PM (YnIVK)

70 65 Nose-ring blue hairs goldbrick at Whole Foods, not Trader Joe's

yeah you have to work and be nice at TJs

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 28, 2025 04:52 PM (Pv3Rg)

71 --------------------
A fashion source familiar with the First Lady's thinking says she "laughed" at the Vanity Fair request in July and rejected it immediately.

"She doesn't have time to be sitting in a photo shoot. Her priorities as First Lady are far more important... These people don't deserve her anyway."
--------------------

Goddamn, if I didn't like Melania before, I sure as hell do now.

Posted by: Caiwyn at August 28, 2025 04:53 PM (OJfxv)

72 Barack was offered the September cover of Screw magazine.
Posted by: Hung Like A Donkey at August 28, 2025 04:51 PM (UsFP+)

Jugs politely turned him down.

He thought they meant earlobes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 04:53 PM (06Hmj)

73 Melania was notably excluded from Vanity Fair and Conde Nast's Vogue during Trump's first administration. That's in sharp contrast to Michelle Obama, who graced Vogue's cover three times while she was first lady.

Meanwhile Melania is highly attractive and Big Mike is not. But of course it's all about the integrity of the ART and no other motive whatsoever.

Posted by: Hot chicks > chicks with dicks at August 28, 2025 04:53 PM (TbWk/)

74 They were gonna hire the lighting "expert" who tricked John McCain into looking like Bela Lugosi anyway.

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2025 04:53 PM (pMi6S)

75 Isn't this somewhere between a Melvin and a swirly? Calibrating my scorecard.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 28, 2025 04:53 PM (YlWIZ)

76 I had hoped she mooned them while telling them off. It's pretty much what I would have done.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 28, 2025 04:53 PM (1Gsou)

77 I love love LOVE Melania

she shows the way

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 28, 2025 04:53 PM (Pv3Rg)

78 >
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 28, 2025 04:38 PM (N1tpc)

That's "the lamentations of their transwomen", hater.

Posted by: Unemployable SoiBoi at August 28, 2025 04:54 PM (qpyNK)

79 I know how it's spelled.

And so do the hampsters apparently.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 04:54 PM (06Hmj)

80 Newsom is talking about stopping crime in CA, and Wes Moore invited Trump to send in troops to help clean up Baltimore.

Overton Window status: shifted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 28, 2025 04:54 PM (GBKbO)

81
I'd like the cover of Southern Living to have PDJT in an ice-cream suit and Melania in a crinoline skirt sipping julips on the front porch of an antebellum mansion.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2025 04:54 PM (kkTda)

82 OTOH, magazines do well in venues like the Gub Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 04:55 PM (0sNs1)

83
"I will walk out the motherf--king door, and half my staff will follow me,' one sensitive editor fumed to the Daily Mail.

-------

"I'll go be a homo somewhere else."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 28, 2025 04:55 PM (azNOR)

84 I love Melania's response, but I would've also loved the lamentations of the Democrats if she actually did appear on the cover.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 28, 2025 04:55 PM (wItF4)

85 The hampster is what you collect your pet rodents in between washings.

Posted by: Gentle setting only at August 28, 2025 04:55 PM (TbWk/)

86 Meanwhile Melania is highly attractive and Big Mike is not. But of course it's all about the integrity of the ART and no other motive whatsoever.
Posted by: Hot chicks > chicks with dicks at August 28, 2025 04:53 PM (TbWk/)

The sheer amount of makeup and airbrushing it took to make Big Mike NOT have people run screaming from the news stand was epic. And when I saw the Dr. Jill covers, it took an act of God to keep me from vomiting outright.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 28, 2025 04:55 PM (1Gsou)

87 Hey...

The "this girl gets it" girl really gets it.

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2025 04:55 PM (fV+MH)

88 I'm just waiting for Barron to be the centerfold in Playgirl.

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2025 04:56 PM (pMi6S)

89 Newsom is talking about stopping crime in CA, and Wes Moore invited Trump to send in troops to help clean up Baltimore.

That's a fast shift. Literally on Tuesday Wes Moore said there is no crime and trying to eliminate it would be racist.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 28, 2025 04:56 PM (wItF4)

90 did you guys see the weird new Gallup poll?

percent of Americans who are satisfied with the way things are going right now:

Republicans - 76%

Dems ....

....

ZERO

0 % !!!!

I mean that can't be right but omg I keep laughing looking at this

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 28, 2025 04:56 PM (Pv3Rg)

91 I had hoped she mooned them while telling them off. It's pretty much what I would have done.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 28, 2025 04:53 PM

Based on our field research some time ago, we now have AI simulations of that.

Posted by: Your F.B.I. at August 28, 2025 04:56 PM (0sNs1)

92 sensitive" is a code-word, isn't it?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 04:44 PM (0sNs1)

It's Swahili for "queer as a football bat".

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 28, 2025 04:56 PM (2J/Lj)

93 > 40 She should do Guns & Ammo now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 04:48 PM (06Hmj)

EasyRiders. Sitting on a Harley, wearing a long black leather jacket, thigh-high black leather boots, and nothing else.

Posted by: Unemployable SoiBoi at August 28, 2025 04:57 PM (qpyNK)

94 89 That's a fast shift. Literally on Tuesday Wes Moore said there is no crime and trying to eliminate it would be racist.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 28, 2025 04:56 PM (wItF4)

=======

Wes Moore is such a terrible politician, it's funny.

He's on video giving Trump a big smile and welcome at some football game, and he said last week that he was angry and told Trump off at that game.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 28, 2025 04:57 PM (GBKbO)

95 26
Does she know about "bless your heart"? Someone should tell her.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Looks like she has graduated to “oh isn’t it so you to wear a dress like that, sugar!”

Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 04:57 PM (pZEOD)

96 The sheer amount of makeup and airbrushing it took to make Big Mike NOT have people run screaming from the news stand was epic.

--

I'm told the effort required OpenAI to buy seventy new generators to power the supercluster required to make that image approachable.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 28, 2025 04:57 PM (YnIVK)

97 52 She should do Guns & Ammo now.

Standing with a P226 Naval Special Warfare somewhere in the frame.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 28, 2025 04:57 PM (YlWIZ)

98 63 What is Eastern European for bless your hearts?
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 28, 2025 04:51 PM (kTd/k)

Where's the Mighty Miklos when we need him?

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 28, 2025 04:58 PM (1Gsou)

99 > "I'll go be a homo somewhere else."
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 28, 2025 04:55 PM (azNOR)

I'm sure some foot-stomping was involved. Maybe some high-pitched shrieking.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 28, 2025 04:58 PM (qpyNK)

100 90 ZERO

0 % !!!!

I mean that can't be right but omg I keep laughing looking at this
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 28, 2025 04:56 PM (Pv3Rg)

=======

One of the most potent examples of the response bias in polling right now.

The most dedicated, partisan, and tuned in Democrats are answering polls at such elevated levels that they're making it impossible for pollsters to get a read on the party as a whole, much less the country.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 28, 2025 04:58 PM (GBKbO)

101 Based on our field research some time ago, we now have AI simulations of that.
Posted by: Your F.B.I. at August 28, 2025 04:56 PM (0sNs1)

The FBI has detailed 3D models of Melania? No wonder they needed her underwear. For measurements.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 28, 2025 04:58 PM (wItF4)

102 Melania is gorgeous and smart. But my favorite thing about her is you just know she don't take sh*t off anybody. And she shouldn't.

Posted by: Case at August 28, 2025 04:58 PM (iwlvf)

103 sensitive" is a code-word, isn't it?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 04:44 PM (0sNs1)

It's Swahili for "queer as a football bat".
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 28, 2025 04:56 PM (2J/Lj)
----------
Waaaay back in the 90s, I heard a song on the Dr. Demento Show called "Sensitive New-Age Guys."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 28, 2025 04:58 PM (WvZaB)

104 spiritually-empty and lonely AWFLs and angry gays

-
This girl gets it.

https://is.gd/uRSZgw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 28, 2025 04:48 PM (L/fGl)

Nicely summed up. Very clean, very clear, very true. Not one wasted word.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2025 04:58 PM (iJfKG)

105 Who would have thought that Jeff Bezos would be ahead of the Media curve in August, 2025?

Vanity Fair - Better Dead than Read.

Posted by: mrp at August 28, 2025 04:58 PM (rj6Yv)

106 "They were gonna hire the lighting "expert" who tricked John McCain into looking like Bela Lugosi anyway.
Posted by: zombie"

Uplighting?

Posted by: eleven at August 28, 2025 04:58 PM (fV+MH)

107
What is Eastern European for bless your hearts?

________

I think it's, "Yob tvoyu mat."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2025 04:58 PM (kkTda)

108 Wes Moore is such a terrible politician, it's funny.

He's on video giving Trump a big smile and welcome at some football game, and he said last week that he was angry and told Trump off at that game.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 28, 2025 04:57 PM (GBKbO)

He's kind of a non politician who hired terrible politicians to advise him on how to politick.

Should have been GOP, really.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 04:59 PM (06Hmj)

109 "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 28, 2025 04:38 PM (N1tpc)

That's "the lamentations of their transwomen", hater.
Posted by: Unemployable SoiBoi at August 28, 2025 04:54 PM (qpyNK)

Trans-women ARE women, you TRANSPHOBE!!

Posted by: Insane AWFLs and the LGBTQLJLKSJFLKSJFLK mafia at August 28, 2025 04:59 PM (N1tpc)

110 EasyRiders. Sitting on a Harley, wearing a long black leather jacket, thigh-high black leather boots, and nothing else.

Posted by: Unemployable SoiBoi at August 28, 2025 04:57 PM (qpyNK)

I see we are in full blown fantasy mode here, folks.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 28, 2025 04:59 PM (1Gsou)

111 Vanity Fair will now have no option but to offer the cover to Caroline Kennedy's son, that Schlossberg twerp, who was parodying Melania. You know it's who they are.

Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2025 04:59 PM (unUNN)

112 108 He's kind of a non politician who hired terrible politicians to advise him on how to politick.

Should have been GOP, really.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 04:59 PM (06Hmj)

=======

He'd raise literally hundreds of millions of dollars in a GOP presidential primary.

He's completely and totally forgotten in a Democrat one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 28, 2025 04:59 PM (GBKbO)

113 Well, the Progressives approve euthanasia for depression. Or not?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 28, 2025 04:59 PM (YlWIZ)

114 I will walk out the motherf--king door, and half my staff will follow me,' one sensitive editor fumed to the Daily Mail.

Hey, wait! You don't flounce for us!

Posted by: Half of the Editor's Staff at August 28, 2025 04:59 PM (zzhZe)

115 If Melania does decide to sit for the Vanity Fair cover I have something she can sit on.

Posted by: 496 at August 28, 2025 04:59 PM (LTnl5)

116 Wes Moore is such a terrible politician, it's funny.

He's on video giving Trump a big smile and welcome at some football game, and he said last week that he was angry and told Trump off at that game.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 28, 2025 04:57 PM (GBKbO)

He's a perfect Democrat. Flat out lie and know you'll never be called on it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 28, 2025 04:59 PM (N1tpc)

117 What is Eastern European for bless your hearts?
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 28, 2025 04:51 PM (kTd/k)

Where's the Mighty Miklos when we need him?
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 28, 2025 04:58 PM (1Gsou)
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Pretty sure he'd say it's "basz mag."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 28, 2025 05:00 PM (WvZaB)

118 What is Eastern European for bless your hearts?
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 28, 2025 04:51 PM (kTd/k)

something like "F*** your Mother" but with more foul adjectives.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2025 05:00 PM (8avO+)

119 Exciting news, people! Cracker Barrel is now going to be featuring Bud Light exclusively, both on-tap and in cans!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at August 28, 2025 05:00 PM (0sNs1)

120 The FBI has detailed 3D models of Melania? No wonder they needed her underwear. For measurements.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 28, 2025 04:58 PM (wItF4)

Pretty sure that's not what they used them for. *spit*

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 28, 2025 05:01 PM (1Gsou)

121 FWIW, some years ago a VP here was being a jerk and threatened much the same thing - that if he left, most of his division would leave too.

CEO called his bluff. Not a single person left with him.

Turns out they hated him more than anyone.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 28, 2025 05:01 PM (YnIVK)

122 Vuck Foque.

Condom Nasty Publishing can suck a big one (and probably does).

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 28, 2025 05:01 PM (2sMLA)

123 Oh such powerful scary threats from those shriveled shrewish nobodies.

And oddly anonymous. Don’t they want to show their ferocious resistance?

None of these hairy dykes or ass-perfumed femboys would quit. Not a one.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 28, 2025 05:01 PM (cVusM)

124 115 If Melania does decide to sit for the Vanity Fair cover I have something she can sit on.
Posted by: 496 at August 28, 2025 04:59 PM (LTnl5)

Me too.

Posted by: The Fat Guy on the Ottoman at August 28, 2025 05:02 PM (5NDL0)

125
None of these hairy dykes or ass-perfumed femboys would quit. Not a one.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 28, 2025 05:01 PM (cVusM)

________

We would!

Posted by: Bits of Fluff at August 28, 2025 05:02 PM (kkTda)

126 Does she know about "bless your heart"? Someone should tell her.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Looks like she has graduated to “oh isn’t it so you to wear a dress like that, sugar!”
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 04:57 PM

Pulling out the rhetorical tactical nukes, I see. 😂

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2025 05:02 PM (Wnv9h)

127 Exciting news, people! Cracker Barrel is now going to be featuring Bud Light exclusively, both on-tap and in cans!
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney

Shit-cans, amirite?

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 28, 2025 05:02 PM (2sMLA)

128 In the words offlight attendant David Spade: Buh Bye

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 28, 2025 05:03 PM (JkCto)

129 Fire all those wannies and make more money off that issue than you've made in 10 years.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at August 28, 2025 05:03 PM (nHMnf)

130 I think 60's, 70's and 80's were the golden age of magazines. Everyone bought them, read them, subscribed to them. And then the internet came, and they began to decline and now... I honestly don't know how any of them stay in business, except by having some sugar daddy (oe mommy, like the Atlantic) willing to keep pumping endless millions into them as a vanity project.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2025 04:50 PM (uWKK

Earlier than that. Saturday Evening Post, Life and Look all went belly up a year or so after 1970.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2025 05:04 PM (8avO+)

131 Kind of tactically retarded for a response, too, isn't it?

You'd rather flounce and gurn for reddit than smile and nod and stay in to sabotage the whole project.

"You can shoop this horrible horrible nazi woman to your little black heart's content".

"Nyyyo! My fee fees! Orange man's woman bad! Reee!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 05:04 PM (06Hmj)

132 Looks like she has graduated to “oh isn’t it so you to wear a dress like that, sugar!”
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 04:57 PM (pZEOD)

Remind me never to cross you, dearheart.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 28, 2025 05:04 PM (1Gsou)

133 Vanity Wanker

Conde Nasty

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2025 05:05 PM (wVcYX)

134 I think 60's, 70's and 80's were the golden age of magazines. Everyone bought them, read them, subscribed to them. And then the internet came, and they began to decline and now... I honestly don't know how any of them stay in business, except by having some sugar daddy (oe mommy, like the Atlantic) willing to keep pumping endless millions into them as a vanity project.
Posted by: Tom Servo

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Doctor's offices need something to put in their waiting rooms.

That's...about it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 28, 2025 05:05 PM (jUN6x)

135 EasyRiders. Sitting on a Harley, wearing a long black leather jacket, thigh-high black leather boots, and nothing else.

Posted by: Unemployable SoiBoi at August 28, 2025 04:57 PM

===

I see we are in full blown fantasy mode here, folks.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 28, 2025 04:59 PM

Write today's date down, fellow Commenters. The historic "First!" Thread wherein an 'ette first eye-rolled at something a 'ron wrote.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 05:05 PM (0sNs1)

136 Is Vanity Fair still a thing? I thought it went to continue to line kitty litter boxes and bird cages in the sky … or rather, down below.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 28, 2025 05:05 PM (cVusM)

137 But what investigators found was even more shocking. They discovered a former Taliban member on the US payroll, who was raking in six figures, at the same time the Institute was releasing bizarre reports complaining about the Taliban’s success in shutting down the opium trade. This raised serious eyebrows about what kind of so-called peace this taxpayer-funded operation was actually promoting.

Posted by: SMOD at August 28, 2025 05:05 PM (Cnlyb)

138
Earlier than that. Saturday Evening Post, Life and Look all went belly up a year or so after 1970.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2025 05:04 PM (8avO+)

_________

National Review lost its reason for existing after the Berlin Wall fell. Unfortunately, they're still hanging around.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2025 05:05 PM (kkTda)

139 Is Vanity Fair still a thing? I thought it went to continue to line kitty litter boxes and bird cages in the sky … or rather, down below.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 28, 2025 05:05 PM (cVusM)

Ew, don't even think about it.

Posted by: fish waiting to be wrapped at August 28, 2025 05:06 PM (k9OZB)

140 I will walk out the motherf--king door, and half my staff will follow me,' one sensitive editor fumed to the Daily Mail.

"sensitive" is a code-word, isn't it?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Code word for: Sa-Shay ( with red feather boa being g flung over shoulder)

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 28, 2025 05:07 PM (JkCto)

141 Write today's date down, fellow Commenters. The historic "First!" Thread wherein an 'ette first eye-rolled at something a 'ron wrote.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 05:05 PM (0sNs1)

Honey, if a magazine printed what that commenter posted, every man's head would explode, and I don't just mean the little heads, either.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 28, 2025 05:07 PM (1Gsou)

142 Random data point.

A print subscription to Vanity Fair is $48/year.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 28, 2025 05:07 PM (jUN6x)

143 Vanity Fair?

Didn't know it was still around...

Posted by: Diabeetus at August 28, 2025 05:07 PM (p8iTN)

144 >>>It's not a Pretend-Model Make A Wish grant as it was with Michelle Obama and "Doctor" Jill Biden.

Like Stacey Abrams on the cover of Marie Claire and Essence and in inside glam spreads in Vogue!

Posted by: m at August 28, 2025 05:08 PM (aURVT)

145 Trans-women ARE women, you TRANSPHOBE!!
Posted by: Insane AWFLs and the LGBTQLJLKSJFLKSJFLK mafia at August 28, 2025 04:59 PM (N1tpc)

You left out the + and ∆ 's.
H8er!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2025 05:08 PM (2WIwB)

146 "We have to make a stand!" said a staffer who refused to be identified

Posted by: Fenrisulven at August 28, 2025 05:08 PM (ciYHQ)

147 police efficiency for prior thread.

https://youtu.be/dhowyCuWIkg?t=62

Posted by: DaveA at August 28, 2025 05:08 PM (FhXTo)

148 >>>Vanity Fair staffers flipping out at the prospect of First Lady Melania Trump gracing the cover can rest easy.

She's not the slightest bit interested.

A fashion source familiar with the First Lady's thinking says she "laughed" at the Vanity Fair request in July and rejected it immediately.
=========

Good for her. After years of the magazine mocking and vilifying her, why should Melania help the magazine make any money?

Plus, the editors would likely mock and vilify her in the article, to appease all their AWFL buyers and readers.

If PDT miraculously wins the Nobel Peace Prize, I recommend he reject it. He should not reject it until his acceptance speech in Oslo or wherever. Tell-off those Leftist bastidges to their faces, and on video. Tell them he's not going to accept a Peace Prize that's been devalued by it being previously awarded to Obummer and other un-worthies.

Posted by: Gref at August 28, 2025 05:09 PM (aBgBM)

149 Like Stacey Abrams on the cover of Marie Claire and Essence and in inside glam spreads in Vogue!
Posted by: m at August 28, 2025 05:08 PM (aURVT)

With all the fatties out there who could grace those mags, they chose her. Don't think many folks would applaud their advise on fashion, taste, or just about anything else.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 28, 2025 05:09 PM (1Gsou)

150 Vanity Fair no longer accepts our ads.

Posted by: Mark Eden Bust Developer Creme at August 28, 2025 05:09 PM (wVcYX)

151 RFJ Jr to investigate drugs trans shooter was on - interesting.

Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 05:10 PM (pZEOD)

152 Melania should appear on the cover of Forbes. Just for the heck of it.

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2025 05:10 PM (g47mK)

153 She should just show up. The screeching will set records and may be weaponizable.

Posted by: DaveA at August 28, 2025 05:10 PM (FhXTo)

154 You missed an opportunity to use fungible.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 28, 2025 04:47 PM (0sNs1)

You're right, Wesley.
Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: GWB at August 28, 2025 05:10 PM (RTQn+)

155 If PDT miraculously wins the Nobel Peace Prize, I recommend he reject it. He should not reject it until his acceptance speech in Oslo or wherever. Tell-off those Leftist bastidges to their faces, and on video. Tell them he's not going to accept a Peace Prize that's been devalued by it being previously awarded to Obummer and other un-worthies.
Posted by: Gref at August 28, 2025 05:09 PM (aBgBM)

I kinda like that idea...especially if we annex Greenland right after that.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2025 05:10 PM (2WIwB)

156 Melania should appear on the cover of Forbes. Just for the heck of it.
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2025 05:10 PM (g47mK)

Guns and Ammo

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 28, 2025 05:11 PM (Mmf4/)

157 Publisher's Clearing House was on TV for decades offering cheap magazine subscriptions at a loss in the hope people would forget to cancel the subs. TV itself probably was what killed that, a long slow slide.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2025 05:11 PM (8avO+)

158 Abrams has the tooth gap, pushed her over the top.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 28, 2025 05:11 PM (s9EN2)

159 Someone needs to teach Melania to raise one eyebrow. Better than a response in words.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 28, 2025 05:11 PM (1Gsou)

160 Trans-women ARE women, you TRANSPHOBE!!
Posted by: Insane AWFLs and the LGBTQLJLKSJFLKSJFLK mafia at August 28, 2025 04:59 PM (N1tpc)

Do you dress your lady-penis bulge left or right?

Posted by: Department Store Tailors at August 28, 2025 05:11 PM (wVcYX)

161 This post made me laugh and smile.

How much does a Supermodel get paid for such a thing?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 28, 2025 05:11 PM (ZmEVT)

162
If PDT miraculously wins the Nobel Peace Prize, I recommend he reject it.

_______

He should do what Sartre did: loudly decline the award but take the money.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2025 05:12 PM (kkTda)

163 I can tell you the primary Vanity Fair editor who's making all the noise. It's got to be Keziah Weir. She's the one who did a sympathy interview with that whacko, E. Jean Carroll. Weir, also, interviewed a whole mess of people about the redecoration of the Oval Office under Trump, and panned the decor without actually seeing it herself.

So, it's pretty clear she's the ringleader of this nonsense.

Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2025 05:12 PM (dIske)

164 If a bear shits in the woods but there's nobody to smell it, does it stink?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 28, 2025 04:47 PM (lM2MM)

Not if it smells like pepper spray and has little bells in it.

Posted by: GWB at August 28, 2025 05:12 PM (RTQn+)

165 If PDT miraculously wins the Nobel Peace Prize, I recommend he reject it. He should not reject it until his acceptance speech in Oslo or wherever. Tell-off those Leftist bastidges to their faces, and on video. Tell them he's not going to accept a Peace Prize that's been devalued by it being previously awarded to Obummer and other un-worthies.
Posted by: Gref at August 28, 2025 05:09 PM (aBgBM)

I kinda like that idea...especially if we annex Greenland right after that.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2025 05:10 PM (2WIwB)

Flouncing is for the weak.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2025 05:12 PM (8avO+)

166 152 Melania should appear on the cover of Forbes. Just for the heck of it.
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2025 05:10 PM (g47mK)

She should keep her head down. They are looking for a way to trash her and PDT.

Posted by: m at August 28, 2025 05:12 PM (aURVT)

167 158 Abrams has the tooth gap, pushed her over the top.
Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 28, 2025 05:11 PM (s9EN2)

Also useful for sucking spaghetti in faster.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 28, 2025 05:12 PM (1Gsou)

168 She should keep her head down. They are looking for a way to trash her and PDT.

==

They always are, does not matter what they do.

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2025 05:13 PM (g47mK)

169 167 158 Abrams has the tooth gap, pushed her over the top.
Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 28, 2025 05:11 PM (s9EN2)

Also useful for sucking spaghetti in faster.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 28, 2025 05:12 PM (1Gsou)

That big sucking sound you hear ...

Posted by: m at August 28, 2025 05:13 PM (aURVT)

170 The Spock Eyebrow Raise refers to the distinctive arching of the eyebrows made famous by the character Spock (son of Surek) from Star Trek, often used to express skepticism or curiosity.

This gesture has become iconic and is frequently referenced in popular culture.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 28, 2025 05:13 PM (0sNs1)

171 Geoffrey Owens, the actor who played Elvin on the Cosby Show, was noticed bagging groceries in a Trader Joes. He worked there because Hollywood wasn't calling him anymore. He quit because of all the unwanted attention and complained that it was job shaming. Because of the exposure, Tyler Perry offered him some acting jobs.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 28, 2025 05:13 PM (2J/Lj)

172 What point were those twits trying to make again?

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 28, 2025 05:14 PM (kTd/k)

173 Trader Joe's just might be the place for them. They're obviously too good for Kroger or Ralph's.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 28, 2025 05:14 PM (MZ+PY)

174 If I owned Vanity Fair I'd thank God for the opportunity to make one huge mass firing for cause. Bit of course the staff will not walk out. NO. WAY.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 28, 2025 05:14 PM (17s+e)

175 Trey Gowdy and Jessica Tarlov on "The Five" pushing gun control.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2025 05:14 PM (63Dwl)

176 She should keep her head down. They are looking for a way to trash her and PDT.
Posted by: m at August 28, 2025 05:12 PM (aURVT)

They don't need any excuse to do that. If they can't find something trivial to magnify, they will just make it up.

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 28, 2025 05:14 PM (1Gsou)

177 167 158 Abrams has the tooth gap, pushed her over the top.
Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 28, 2025 05:11 PM (s9EN2)

Also useful for sucking spaghetti in faster.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 28, 2025 05:12 PM (1Gsou)
___________________________

I gotta toof gap too. But, I use it to whistle for cabs....unfortunately they won't stop to pick me up.

Posted by: Danny Glover at August 28, 2025 05:14 PM (dIske)

178 But what investigators found was even more shocking. They discovered a former Taliban member on the US payroll, who was raking in six figures, at the same time the Institute was releasing bizarre reports complaining about the Taliban’s success in shutting down the opium trade. This raised serious eyebrows about what kind of so-called peace this taxpayer-funded operation was actually promoting.
Posted by: SMOD at August 28, 2025 05:05 PM (Cnlyb)

I don't see what anyone would find shocking about that.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2025 05:14 PM (8avO+)

179 Melania should appear on the cover of Forbes. Just for the heck of it.
Posted by: runner

Wearing naughty librarian glasses. With her hair in a tight bun.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 28, 2025 05:15 PM (zzhZe)

180 This gesture has become iconic and is frequently referenced in popular culture.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 28, 2025 05:13 PM (0sNs1)

SHUT UP, WESLEY!

Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 28, 2025 05:15 PM (1Gsou)

181 Lad Mags >> Fashion Mags

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2025 05:15 PM (wVcYX)

182 Trey Gowdy and Jessica Tarlov on "The Five" pushing gun control.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2025 05:14 PM (63Dwl)

The king of the Ham and Eggers rises again. Backing the wrong horse again, traitor.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2025 05:15 PM (8avO+)

183 "This raised serious eyebrows"

And just like that, the SRE entered AoSHQ culture.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 28, 2025 05:16 PM (0sNs1)

184 Have to say, a very classy First Lady. I don't know why the Dems don't like her, after all she's an immigrant.

Malania is much classier than if Kamala had won and we had our First 'Gentleman'.

Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2025 05:16 PM (gKDq2)

185 86/tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska: "The sheer amount of makeup and airbrushing it took to make Big Mike NOT have people run screaming from the news stand was epic."

And somehow they always forget about the bell's clapper.

{ Crowd Gasps } "Moochelle is a *DING*"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 28, 2025 05:16 PM (O7YUW)

186
175 Trey Gowdy and Jessica Tarlov on "The Five" pushing gun control.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2025 05:14 PM

Trey sold out a long time ago, if he was ever on our side.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 28, 2025 05:17 PM (IifOV)

187 Glover fixed his teeth I think. It was during "Shooter", sounds like a mush mouth in that one.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 28, 2025 05:17 PM (s9EN2)

188 She should keep her head down. They are looking for a way to trash her and PDT.
Posted by: m

Well, in that case, we'll stop then.

Posted by: No leftist ever at August 28, 2025 05:17 PM (zzhZe)

189 If a bear shits in the woods but there's nobody to smell it, does it stink?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 28, 2025 04:47 PM (lM2MM)

Not if it smells like pepper spray and has little bells in it.

Posted by: GWB
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That's Grizzly SCAT!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 28, 2025 05:18 PM (17s+e)

190 I don't know why the Dems don't like her, after all she's an immigrant.

==

She is not frumpy and she is married to Trump.

Posted by: runner at August 28, 2025 05:18 PM (g47mK)

191
Abrams has the tooth gap, pushed her over the top.

She's got the Terry-Thomas smile.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2025 05:18 PM (63Dwl)

192 Also useful for sucking spaghetti in faster.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska

Oh really.

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 28, 2025 05:19 PM (gKWVE)

193 Also useful for sucking spaghetti in faster.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska

And meatballs.

Posted by: Michael Strahan at August 28, 2025 05:21 PM (zzhZe)

194 "Chief O'Brien, beam Wesley off the bridge."

"Where to, sir?"

"I really don't give a shit."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 28, 2025 05:21 PM (qj83B)

195 Aspinal of London, Taylor Swift's favorite luxury bag brand, is releasing a curated line of brand new bags this fall.

The 'Work Ready. Travel Ready' collection includes backpacks, totes, and luggage - everything you need to hit the office with confidence (and elegance!).

Posted by: AoSHQ Fashion Consultants at August 28, 2025 05:22 PM (0sNs1)

196 >> made famous by the character Spock (son of Surek) from Star Trek,

You need to go back to the Academy, Wesley. Spock's daddy was Sarek, not to be confused with Surak.

And shut up anyway, Wesley.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2025 05:22 PM (w6EFb)

197 Lot of folks lining up these days to kiss the ring.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 28, 2025 05:23 PM (i24o9)

198 Trey sold out a long time ago, if he was ever on our side.

did Trey ever deliver...anything?

Posted by: DanMan at August 28, 2025 05:24 PM (8uzBS)

199 National Review lost its reason for existing after the Berlin Wall fell. Unfortunately, they're still hanging around.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2025 05:05 PM (kkTda)

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National Review was quite good right up until they lost their minds over Trump. I subscribed in those days but cut the subscription when they refused to simply go along with the Republican members' choice before the 2016 election.

Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2025 05:24 PM (unUNN)

200 If PDT miraculously wins the Nobel Peace Prize, I recommend he reject it. He should not reject it until his acceptance speech in Oslo or wherever. Tell-off those Leftist bastidges to their faces, and on video. Tell them he's not going to accept a Peace Prize that's been devalued by it being previously awarded to Obummer and other un-worthies.
Posted by: Gref at August 28, 2025 05:09 PM (aBgBM)

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Of course he should accept it and say that finally the award has validity.

Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2025 05:25 PM (unUNN)

201 I wondered the first week of the administration if Melania would finally get a magazine cover

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2025 05:25 PM (+qU29)

202 "I will walk out the motherf--king door, and half my staff will follow me,' one sensitive editor fumed to the Daily Mail.

"We are not going to normalize this despot and his wife; we're just not going to do it. We're going to stand for what's right," the unidentified staffer whined.

"If I have to work bagging groceries at Trader Joe's, I'll do it. If [Guiducci] puts Melania on the cover, half of the editorial staff will walk out, I guarantee it."
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Your terms are acceptable.
~~ America
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Hey wait a minute! Not interested!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2025 05:26 PM (r4QN2)

203 The most gorgeous First Lady ever and the Leftists just can't stop H8 Trump

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2025 05:27 PM (+qU29)

204
Dig Deeper
Among the litany of mistakes and falsehoods pushed by U.S. military commanders and President Biden in 2021 was the fiction that Afghanistan fell in only “eleven days” in mid-August 2021. In reality, the Taliban takeover unfolded over multiple months following then-President Joe Biden’s disastrous withdrawal "Go-to-Zero" order on April 14, 2021. The architect responsible for that house of cards was then-Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Mark Milley.

Posted by: SMOD at August 28, 2025 05:27 PM (Cnlyb)

205 "If I have to work bagging groceries at Trader Joe's, I'll do it.

How arrogant of them to assume TJ would hire them for that position.

Day 1: Unionize the other baggers
Day 2: Sabotage the meat section because no one should eat anything that had a face.
Day 3: Be found drunk and passed out in the backroom from stealing booze from the shelves.
Day 4: Petition to have the manager fired.
Day 5: Having lost the job file a lawsuit for discrimination.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 28, 2025 05:28 PM (pUU4E)

206 Many in the Biden Administration — President Biden himself, then-Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin, then-Secretary of State Antony Blinken, and others — joined Milley in pushing the “eleven days” claim, although General Austin “Scottie” Miller, the final commander of NATO’s Resolute Support mission in Afghanistan, was among those who later admitted that Afghanistan had not collapsed in just eleven days, but rather over months.

Posted by: SMOD at August 28, 2025 05:29 PM (Cnlyb)

207 I wondered the first week of the administration if Melania would finally get a magazine cover

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2025 05:25 PM (+qU29)

She would look pretty hot in a flight attendant uniform on the cover of Aero Pinochet magazine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 05:30 PM (snZF9)

208 Never waste an opportunity to get rid of temperamental malcontents for free.

Melania should be CEO of Conde Nast.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at August 28, 2025 05:31 PM (4c2RO)

209
How I miss the days of seeing that great galumphing oaf with her classic resting bitch face on magazine covers!

Now I have to be satisfied with pointing and laughing at her hard knock life yarns of oppression on her sad sack podcast.

Oh, Big Mike, we hardly knew ye!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 28, 2025 05:31 PM (Zn+mZ)

210 Of course he should accept it and say that finally the award has validity.
Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2025 05:25 PM (unUNN)

I think he should accept, if given, because it would be the greatest Troll of the left worldwide possible; and it would move Trunp from Grandmaster level to Universal Demigod Trollmaster level.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2025 05:32 PM (uWKK8)

211
Bobby, Jr. is on a tear. The latest is he's gonna force US medical schools to teach nutrition -- properly -- or loose federal funding.

He's given then two week, two weeks, to come up a plan to for nutrition courses.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2025 05:32 PM (w6EFb)

212 She would look pretty hot in a flight attendant uniform on the cover of Aero Pinochet magazine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 05:30 PM (snZF9)

I can think of some magazines where she'd look even better.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2025 05:32 PM (uWKK8)

213 I think he should accept, if given, because it would be the greatest Troll of the left worldwide possible; and it would move Trunp from Grandmaster level to Universal Demigod Trollmaster level.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2025 05:32 PM (uWKK

Instant System Lord status.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 05:33 PM (snZF9)

214 Trey Gowdy looks like he's developed several dozen additional genetic mutations since I last saw him.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 28, 2025 05:33 PM (5IFb9)

215 She would look pretty hot in a flight attendant uniform on the cover of Aero Pinochet magazine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 05:30 PM (snZF9)

LOL! Good 'last flight' reading material.

Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2025 05:33 PM (gKDq2)

216 201 I wondered the first week of the administration if Melania would finally get a magazine cover
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2025 05:25 PM (+qU29)

She's the best dressed First Lady ever and those wh*res at Vogue and especially that lady that has had the same stupid page boy hair since the Kennedy Administration must be seething at Melania's style. She looks gorgeous and more importantly she's dressed appropriately for the occasion.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 28, 2025 05:33 PM (QsMb/)

217 The most gorgeous First Lady ever and the Leftists just can't stop H8 Trump
Posted by: Skip
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I wonder how she does rank? Certainly top 3.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2025 05:34 PM (XvL8K)

218 Trey Gowdy looks like he's developed several dozen additional genetic mutations since I last saw him.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 28, 2025 05:33 PM (5IFb9)

Doesn't help that he looks like he combs his hair with a sausage press.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 05:34 PM (snZF9)

219 This gesture has become iconic and is frequently referenced in popular culture.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 28, 2025 05:13 PM (0sNs1)

Now tell us about the Picard bitch slapping Wesley Crusher move.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2025 05:35 PM (uWKK8)

220 >>>National Review was quite good right up until they lost their minds over Trump. I subscribed in those days but cut the subscription when they refused to simply go along with the Republican members' choice before the 2016 election.

Lots of things changed in 2016. It's as if the entire American political landscape pre-2016 was a Truman Show and we rubes were all Trumans.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 28, 2025 05:35 PM (CwhoI)

221 They would rather have the grotesque purple haired Rosa DeLauro on their cover than Melania. Nude.

Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2025 05:36 PM (oiNtH)

222 She looks gorgeous and more importantly she's dressed appropriately for the occasion.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 28, 2025 05:33 PM (QsMb/)

Melania doesn't wear Kirby vacuum cleaner bags like Hillary or the living room drapes like Michelle. The horror! How will she ever connect to The Little People?

Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2025 05:36 PM (gKDq2)

223 The sheer amount of makeup and airbrushing it took to make Big Mike NOT have people run screaming from the news stand was epic.

I would think that the shampooing, delousing and the full body shave to get the smell of the Northwest Pacific forest would have taken much longer.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 28, 2025 05:36 PM (pUU4E)

224 The most gorgeous First Lady ever and the Leftists just can't stop H8 Trump
Posted by: Skip
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I wonder how she does rank? Certainly top 3.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2025 05:34 PM (XvL8K)

I don't think there was ever anyone more smoking than her.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 05:37 PM (snZF9)

225 216 201 I wondered the first week of the administration if Melania would finally get a magazine cover
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2025 05:25 PM (+qU29)

She's the best dressed First Lady ever and those wh*res at Vogue and especially that lady that has had the same stupid page boy hair since the Kennedy Administration must be seething at Melania's style. She looks gorgeous and more importantly she's dressed appropriately for the occasion.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 28, 2025 05:33 PM (QsMb/)

How many women envied DOCTOR Jill's fashion 'style?' Yet she was on covers of all the fashion mags. Go figure.

Posted by: Gref at August 28, 2025 05:37 PM (aBgBM)

226 She's the best dressed First Lady ever and those wh*res at Vogue and especially that lady that has had the same stupid page boy hair since the Kennedy Administration must be seething at Melania's style. She looks gorgeous and more importantly she's dressed appropriately for the occasion.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Don't forget Wintour's super vogue dark sunglasses she wears at night. You know, for only the most posh. Demented bint.

Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2025 05:38 PM (oiNtH)

227 Melania beats Jackie

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2025 05:39 PM (+qU29)

228 I don't think there was ever anyone more smoking than her.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 05:37 PM (snZF9)

Plus, she doesn't needlessly open her mouth and opine on everything. That makes her even more hot.

Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2025 05:39 PM (gKDq2)

229 >> She would look pretty hot in a flight attendant uniform

See this photo shoot she did back in Feb:

https://tinyurl.com/2aac8jmb

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2025 05:39 PM (w6EFb)

230 Lots of things changed in 2016. It's as if the entire American political landscape pre-2016 was a Truman Show and we rubes were all Trumans.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 28, 2025 05:35 PM (CwhoI)

We finally found out who all the true Uniparty players were, and it was a shock to realize how most of the people we has trusted were actually playing for the other team.
Trey Gowdy's name came up this thread, wow do I hate that shitstain. He was stage managing all the attacks on Trump even while he was showing up on TV every night decrying them and claiming he was against them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2025 05:39 PM (uWKK8)

231 National Review was quite good right up until they lost their minds over Trump. I subscribed in those days but cut the subscription when they refused to simply go along with the Republican members' choice before the 2016 election.
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Imagine the bizzaro world they live in where they published the "We Were Right" issue that details all the conservative policy issues that Trump failed to deliver on.

'Cause you know they wrote it already.

It sits in a glass case in the Editor's Office, with a tiny hammer and dusty bottle of champagne next to it.

Each year, the dwindling few gather round and toast with a sip of rose, "next year, we break the glass!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2025 05:40 PM (X/fWw)

232 Melania does heels better than any first lady *ever*, even the much vaunted Jackie O.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2025 05:41 PM (uWKK8)

233 Melania beats Jackie
Posted by: Skip
_____.

Julia Tyler was said to be a hottie.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2025 05:41 PM (XvL8K)

234 See this photo shoot she did back in Feb:

https://tinyurl.com/2aac8jmb

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2025 05:39 PM (w6EFb)

Damn, that woman is perfection.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 05:42 PM (snZF9)

235 Weird Haircut Boy Gowdy is as much of a snake as The Turtle is. Or Thune. Or Ryan. Or McCain.

The Uniparty is a Big Tent and we ain't in it.

Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2025 05:42 PM (gKDq2)

236 If the Vanity Fair staffers leave the building, would they Vogue Dance their way out?

Posted by: Fashion Tips for Fab Fascists at August 28, 2025 05:42 PM (ZBUl4)

237
I was trying to find a link to the Hello magazine cover, with the leather skirt and sunglasses, but can't find one big enough.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2025 05:45 PM (w6EFb)

238 If the Vanity Fair staffers leave the building, would they Vogue Dance their way out?
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I think they'd do the dirge walk the Kennedy Center kids did.

That was really effective.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2025 05:45 PM (X/fWw)

239 Assuming only ghastly nose-ringed Type II-Ton diabetic freakazoids are allowed in Vanity Funk anyway.

Posted by: Fashion Facts for Fab Fascists at August 28, 2025 05:46 PM (ZBUl4)

240
Maybe this will work:
https://shorturl.at/8FWVn

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2025 05:46 PM (w6EFb)

241 See this photo shoot she did back in Feb:

https://tinyurl.com/2aac8jmb
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Wow. Hello magazine got our First Lady right!

Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2025 05:47 PM (oiNtH)

242 Leftwing Lunatic Staff Threatns to "Walk Out the M*****f***in' Door"

Your terms are...acceptable.

I mean, seriously, if I ran the business, I'd say "see ya'" I have no doubt I'd have gotten rid of the losers on the staff.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 28, 2025 05:47 PM (D1vbu)

243
It is just so precious that those VF staffers believe they will deny TJ baggers a transcendent experience if Melania does not appear on the cover of their too glossy to be satisfactory toilet paper rag.

Bless their hearts!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 28, 2025 05:48 PM (Zn+mZ)

244 I really enjoyed the sleuthing and detective work that was done to locate the upholstery fabric that inspired Michelle's latest fashion choice.

They just flat-out ripped off the "Granny Goes Wild" edition of Rhode Island Slut for Jill's shoots.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2025 05:48 PM (X/fWw)

245 Whoa!

RFK JR. calls for studies to determine if America’s over-medication and psychiatric drugs may be driving violence/shootings.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 28, 2025 05:48 PM (i24o9)

246 Naughty Sky Waitress?

https://youtu.be/yK71CXDP7mY

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2025 05:54 PM (wVcYX)

247 It takes a tent to cover Mooch"s caboose

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2025 05:55 PM (+qU29)

248 test comment

Posted by: Maetenloch at August 28, 2025 06:29 PM (L9U7U)

249 "I will walk out the motherf--king door, and half my staff will follow me,' one sensitive editor fumed to the Daily Mail.
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The absolute, manifest mental illness of these people challenges belief.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2025 06:45 PM (XeU6L)

250 It's a pretty serious endorsement but Melania was a lead babe with "The Most Interesting Man in the World."

Posted by: Ronzoni at August 28, 2025 07:17 PM (tof4A)

251 As the King of Id once remarked; "Sometimes problems have a way of solving themselves.".

Posted by: Billll at August 29, 2025 09:57 AM (k3IaN)

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