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Saturday Night "Club ONT" August 30, 2025 [The 3 Ds]
Drink of the Night Tonight we debut a new feature here in the Club! The Disco found a cool deck of playing cards on one of his groovy adventures to The Bahamas.
Each card features a different cocktail. With 2 Jokers in the deck, there are 54 cards / cocktails contained therein! The first card / cocktail is featured here tonight.
If the Club can keep from being shut down, perhaps we'll make it through the whole deck in 53 more weeks! Will we go through the deck in some predetermined order? Will we draw a random card each week? Will we get bored of the idea and move on to something else? Time will tell! ----- Club ONT Bartenders Can Make Mocktails Nonalcoholic beer and mocktails can help people stay sober or drink less, but are not for everyone
Several years into her sobriety, Logan Denzer decided to try nonalcoholic beer and mocktails while others around her drank real booze. “A lot of people feel out of place” when everyone else is imbibing, said the 27-year-old from Los Angeles, who considers these beverages “an excellent solution.” Millions of Americans agree — including others recovering from addiction, people trying to cut down on their drinking and the rising number of young adults forgoing alcohol altogether. *** “They’re wanting to not necessarily drink during the week, or they’re wanting to switch out at a particular occasion,” said Marcos Salazar of the Adult Non-Alcoholic Beverage Association. “So they may have an alcoholic beverage and then an adult nonalcoholic beverage. That’s called zebra striping ... and it kind of extends the night.” *** “More and more when I go to restaurants, mocktails are just offered, like they’re on the menu and it’s just part of the norm now,” said (Dr. Joseph) Lee (CEO of the Hazelden Betty Ford Foundation), an expert in psychiatry and addiction medicine. “Those are really healthy things to see on a broader public health level.”Interesting article.
Club ONT Lessons in Business
— Giga Based Dad (@GigaBasedDad) August 26, 2025
Club ONT Department of Otters Florida and the search otter, Splash. In training to search murky waters.
When people think of a non-human search-and-rescue partner, they usually picture a courageous dog on the trail. Notably, one Florida search-and-rescue team is training an Asian small-clawed otter (Aonyx cinereus) named Splash to help in aquatic missions. Reportedly, Peace River K9 Search and Rescue hopes to use Splash to extend search efforts into murky water, where search dogs cannot go. Otters can “taste” scents underwater, a unique ability Splash uses to locate human remains. It is said to be the world’s only search and rescue otter.
Doerner Tree loses 50 feet of height to fire. Massive Douglas Fir tree in Oregon looks like it will make it through the fire.
The tree is estimated to be roughly 450 years old and was the tallest Douglas fir in the world at 327 feet before the blaze. Volunteer tree climbers Damien Carré and Logan Collier scaled the tree Thursday afternoon and used a hose to put out the last of the flames burning inside the tree. Then, they helped set up a sprinkler system to prevent the fire from reigniting.
Striking Resemblance We don't want to know if she once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
Club ONT Music Non-Humpty Dance Songs
Lots of other songs out there with titles or lyrics about dancing. Name some in the comments!
Top 10ish Comments of the Week. Or thereabout...
Club ONT brought to you by the next the next mission
The war between ants and wasps behind Club ONT rages on. If you step out the back door, please be aware you may witness animal kingdom military activity and there may be remnants of combat. Club ONT is not maintaining a betting pool on the result but has faith the ants will prevail. Club ONT will sell or lease killer ants to remove wasp infestations for patrons, so let the bartender know if you are interested. Pricing depends on the state of your permanent record.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 10:01 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2025 10:01 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 10:01 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2025 10:01 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Accomack at August 30, 2025 10:02 PM (4qMiv)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2025 10:02 PM (SiPZg)
Posted by: QED Texan at August 30, 2025 10:03 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: TRex - dino is only one of three at August 30, 2025 10:04 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: 13times at August 30, 2025 10:04 PM (nAn4P)
What say you, judges?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2025 10:05 PM (hY4dx)
My Mom was doing that 50 years ago. She'd go to a party, have a rum and coke and keep filling the glass back up with coke. People thought she was in her cups too and wouldn't remember all the stuff they told her. She did, and would remind them later.
Posted by: RickZ at August 30, 2025 10:05 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2025 10:02 PM (SiPZg)
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Query: Who the fuck saved a pic of the old Homer bucket anyway?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2025 10:06 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, sippin' clear whiskey at August 30, 2025 10:07 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: TRex - barrel avoidant at August 30, 2025 10:07 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, sippin' clear whiskey at August 30, 2025 10:07 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, sippin' clear whiskey at August 30, 2025 10:08 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2025 10:08 PM (SiPZg)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 30, 2025 10:10 PM (dxWFK)
Posted by: Rum Dum at August 30, 2025 10:10 PM (G5+As)
Another sign, we are doomed.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2025 10:10 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 10:11 PM (RIvkX)
This looks like something a bar manager made up to move the bottles that aren't selling. A nine ingredient blender drink. His own bartenders would frag him.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 30, 2025 10:11 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2025 10:11 PM (SiPZg)
Posted by: QED Texan at August 30, 2025 10:11 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 30, 2025 10:10 PM (dxWFK)
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The thoughtful host distributes an HQ bathroom token with each drink token.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2025 10:12 PM (hY4dx)
Well done, as always. *tips hat*
Great Saturday Night jokes too!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 30, 2025 10:13 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 30, 2025 10:13 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 30, 2025 10:13 PM (dxWFK)
Posted by: Linz Minyuk at August 30, 2025 10:13 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2025 10:02 PM (SiPZg)
Yup. I have ONT of those old Homer buckets. They never should have changed them!
Posted by: Doof at August 30, 2025 10:13 PM (QMAsf)
Yikes you Ds...I hope my phony ID still gets me in...oh. I said that out loud didn't I. It's honestly real. Honestly😐...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 30, 2025 10:14 PM (3wXSL)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 30, 2025 10:14 PM (kB9dk)
I missed the pet thread this afternoon. I did an update ( #329 ) on the three outside cats and included is a cute video of all three playing.
https://tinyurl.com/4k65zjkx
Posted by: Joyenz at August 30, 2025 10:14 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2025 10:14 PM (AIhUY)
Will it roll over or will Eris finally be able to build her secret lair under a volcano?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2025 10:15 PM (SL2Gl)
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 30, 2025 10:15 PM (144I4)
Four Dead in Indonesia Unrest, Official Says
In spreading protests against the president, three government workers died after jumping from a building that protesters set afire. A fourth person was attacked by a crowd and later died of his injuries.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at August 30, 2025 10:15 PM (6U1c2)
Posted by: Cicero
True enough but sometimes, necessity requires one to simply duck behind the horse trailer.
Only to be busted by WDS and then made sport of.
Miss you Sister!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2025 10:16 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2025 10:14 PM (AIhUY)
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Muslims bring joy and wonderment wherever the Ruling Class is stupid enough to let them in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2025 10:16 PM (hY4dx)
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Firey but mostly peaceful.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 30, 2025 10:16 PM (L/fGl)
They pay college football players now. They are on the payroll they are professional not amateur.
Posted by: Case at August 30, 2025 10:17 PM (iwlvf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2025 10:17 PM (SL2Gl)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2025 10:17 PM (SiPZg)
Well done, as always. *tips hat*
Great Saturday Night jokes too!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 30, 2025 10:13 PM (kB9dk)
You're always so courteous and complimentary. So glad you appreciate The Club and the "normal" ONTs.
*tosses 2 restroom tokens to LS*
Posted by: Doof at August 30, 2025 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 10:17 PM (RrfDO)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2025 10:14 PM (AIhUY)
You go NOW !
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2025 10:17 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: RickZ at August 30, 2025 10:18 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 30, 2025 10:18 PM (dxWFK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2025 10:18 PM (SiPZg)
Look her up and see how they were separated at birth.
Posted by: Minuteman at August 30, 2025 10:18 PM (47/pr)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2025 10:19 PM (AIhUY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2025 10:19 PM (SL2Gl)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 30, 2025 10:19 PM (3wXSL)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 30, 2025 10:20 PM (dxWFK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 10:20 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 10:20 PM (mT+6a)
*tosses 2 restroom tokens to LS*
Posted by: Doof at August 30, 2025 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
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Thank you!
I know it's a chore to put these little missives together, and just want you guys to know I appreciate the hard work and creativity that goes into each and every one!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 30, 2025 10:21 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 30, 2025 10:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2025 10:22 PM (SiPZg)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 10:17 PM
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Good evening and welcome!
Posted by: TRex - Enjoy your visit to Club ONT at August 30, 2025 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 10:20 PM (RIvkX)
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Just use the recipe but substitute rubbing alcohol. Your guests won't notice the difference.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2025 10:22 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 30, 2025 10:22 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2025 10:11 PM (SiPZg)
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It wouldn't be the first time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 10:22 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 10:20 PM (RIvkX)
This is like the frozen banana discussion a few threads ago.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 30, 2025 10:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 10:23 PM (RrfDO)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at August 30, 2025 10:23 PM (M0/da)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2025 10:14 PM (AIhUY)
You go NOW !
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2025 10:17 PM (WF/xn
Honor Culture vs Honor Culture. That could get sticky. My money's on the Home team.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 30, 2025 10:23 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 30, 2025 10:23 PM (3wXSL)
Notice it's only good enough to find human remains. Could this be one of Nurse's evil otters?
Posted by: GWB at August 30, 2025 10:23 PM (RTQn+)
Also, isn't that the country that has a death warrant on Soros?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 30, 2025 10:23 PM (zZu0s)
Dutch East Indies 1945 as Japan surrendered. The brutal and vicious Japanese camp guards had to protect the Dutch prisoners from the rampaging Javanese.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2025 10:23 PM (SL2Gl)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2025 10:24 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 10:24 PM (mT+6a)
Only to be busted by WDS and then made sport of.
Miss you Sister!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2025 10:16 PM (cYBz/)
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Ha! She is missed indeed. One of the few Morons I had the pleasure to meet in real life. What a hoot! *raises glass*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 30, 2025 10:25 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: jsg at August 30, 2025 10:25 PM (CZICZ)
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It's January 6 all over again!
Posted by: Your media betters at August 30, 2025 10:25 PM (zLwRl)
“A lot of people feel out of place” when everyone else is imbibing, said the 27-year-old from Los Angeles, who considers these beverages “an excellent solution.”
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Holy smokes, if this isn't a reflection of the decay of society and the annihilation of self-confidence, self-esteem and all the other facets of rugged individualism, I don't know what is.
Here's a clue. If I go to a bar and don't feel like having the high test, I'll order something else. Orange Juice (which by the way is a virgin Screw Driver). Or a Coke, or maybe a Ginger Ale. I don't call it different names to portray a Lemming personality lamenting my inability to do what everyone else is doing (that last part said in a purposeful whiny voice).
Get a grip society. Order what you freakin want provided it's on the menu. Don't concern yourself with "fitting in". Be your freakin' self and grow a pair.
Posted by: Orson at August 30, 2025 10:25 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2025 10:26 PM (SiPZg)
Dance
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 10:24 PM (mT+6a)
Mrs HiDesert loves that tune. He may be a leftist asshat be he has talent.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at August 30, 2025 10:26 PM (M0/da)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 10:26 PM (RrfDO)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 30, 2025 10:26 PM (n17eQ)
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Samurai > jihadi
Better curved swords, among other things.
Posted by: Methos at August 30, 2025 10:27 PM (zLwRl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 10:27 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 30, 2025 10:28 PM (n17eQ)
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Unfortunately, he eats them instead of retrieving them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 30, 2025 10:29 PM (8pnUF)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 10:29 PM (RrfDO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 10:29 PM (mT+6a)
It's like the lead singer asked the director, "I've never been in a video, what should I do?" and the director said "How should I know? ACTION!"
The grandparents and the midget devil look equally awkward, too.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2025 10:29 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Joyenz at August 30, 2025 10:29 PM (2F0/Y)
Come on lurking chick! There's lots of room here...
I might stumble into you though...I've had a cocktail, maybe 2😛
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 30, 2025 10:30 PM (3wXSL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2025 10:30 PM (SiPZg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2025 10:30 PM (SL2Gl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 10:20 PM (RIvkX)
Total Wine
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 30, 2025 10:30 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 10:31 PM (RrfDO)
Posted by: JQ at August 30, 2025 10:31 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2025 10:06 PM (hY4dx)
Lileks. Probably.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 30, 2025 10:31 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2025 10:30 PM (SiPZg)
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Only when they have time off from voting Democrat.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2025 10:31 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 10:32 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at August 30, 2025 10:23 PM (M0/da)
Here's a particular favorite of mine..
http://tiny.cc/xqwr001
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 30, 2025 10:32 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2025 10:33 PM (SiPZg)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 30, 2025 10:33 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2025 10:02 PM (SiPZg)
Yup. I have ONT of those old Homer buckets. They never should have changed them!
Posted by: Doof
They charge extra for buckets without their advertisement on them.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 30, 2025 10:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 30, 2025 10:33 PM (Z57+l)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 30, 2025 10:33 PM (dxWFK)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 10:34 PM (RrfDO)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2025 10:34 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2025 10:34 PM (SL2Gl)
Now that I am an old guy, I love it. It's our generation's Fortunate Son.
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Nobody Reads My Posts at August 30, 2025 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)
I have two Rodrigue Blue Dog prints over my shoulder.
Lovely place.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2025 10:34 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Billy Idol at August 30, 2025 10:34 PM (CZICZ)
Posted by: RickZ at August 30, 2025 10:05 PM (gKDq2)
I've told folks for 40 years that I prefer to not get blitzed because that means I can remember everything the next morning.
And, did Rick get the barrel?
Posted by: GWB at August 30, 2025 10:34 PM (RTQn+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 10:34 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2025 10:35 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2025 10:36 PM (SL2Gl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2025 10:36 PM (CHHv1)
Four Dead in Indonesia Unrest, Official Says
In spreading protests against the president, three government workers died after jumping from a building that protesters set afire. A fourth person was attacked by a crowd and later died of his injuries.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport
Get the death count up to 50k and maybe Obama will move back out of nostalgia.
Probably still has his passport.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 30, 2025 10:36 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: JQ at August 30, 2025 10:37 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: RickZ at August 30, 2025 10:18 PM (gKDq2)
Ok.
https://tinyurl.com/58s3mcjk
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 30, 2025 10:37 PM (0eaVi)
If I recall the story about this song, it was originally titled 'Dancing in the Dark', but some other guy had a song with the same title, in 1984. It got big. So, Peter Wolf went with something else.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 30, 2025 10:37 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2025 10:37 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 30, 2025 10:37 PM (0nHVk)
https://tinyurl.com/mrxys74a
Posted by: nurse ratched
Or Mr. Six and the Vengaboys:
https://t.ly/S4ww_
Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2025 10:37 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 10:38 PM (RrfDO)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-14
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: August 31, 2025
Launch Time: 7:15 a.m. EDT (1115 UTC, 13:15 CEST)
https://youtu.be/jDPultLzFQc
Goodnight all.
Posted by: Joyenz at August 30, 2025 10:38 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 30, 2025 10:38 PM (dxWFK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 30, 2025 10:38 PM (n17eQ)
Query: Who the fuck saved a pic of the old Homer bucket anyway?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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Who the fuck wants a two gallon bucket?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 30, 2025 10:39 PM (8pnUF)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2025 10:36 PM (CHHv1)
You gotta watch the one without the music, just them huffing and puffing along with the lyrics. I am too lazy to find the link. Just do the same kind of searching I would do, were I, you know, not so lazy.
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Nobody Reads My Posts at August 30, 2025 10:39 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2025 10:39 PM (SiPZg)
If you want true 'horror' there is the new anime Nyaight of the Living Cats that due to some unknown reason infected cats can transform Humans into cats by simply rubbing against them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2025 10:39 PM (SL2Gl)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi86ZiOlIVo&t
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2025 10:30 PM (SL2Gl)
Ergot poisoning is a terrible thing.
"Symptoms of ergot poisoning or ergotism vary but include dizziness, convulsions, and psychosis."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 30, 2025 10:40 PM (Z57+l)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 30, 2025 10:40 PM (dxWFK)
Posted by: TRex - timeless dino at August 30, 2025 10:40 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 10:41 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 30, 2025 10:41 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: The Pilot at August 30, 2025 10:41 PM (M+4Y9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 30, 2025 10:41 PM (SiPZg)
Posted by: Ian S.
When the U.S. conquered Japan, we could have knocked the rough edges down without neutering 'em for crying out loud.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 30, 2025 10:42 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2025 10:42 PM (kkTda)
If humans were made out of cat treats, we'd be extinct.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2025 10:42 PM (CHHv1)
That's for Jack Straw
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 10:42 PM (RrfDO)
Posted by: JQ at August 30, 2025 10:42 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2025 10:42 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli)
Leo Sayer - I Can Dance
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 30, 2025 10:43 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: GWB at August 30, 2025 10:34 PM (RTQn+)
I got an all-expense paid vacation for a week.
Posted by: RickZ at August 30, 2025 10:43 PM (gKDq2)
Ya know, I mostly think Neil Young is a dik. But that song is lovely ❣
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 30, 2025 10:43 PM (3wXSL)
A sentence I didn't think I'd read: there are mass anti-immigration protests in Japan.
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*warms hands near burning car*
Notice fewer anti-American demonstrations recently?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2025 10:44 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 30, 2025 10:44 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 10:44 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2025 10:44 PM (CHHv1)
Nice day today here in North Alabama. Went for a motorcycle ride with Smash after completing monthly PMCS on both bikes.
Gonna take tomorrow off from riding. Need to roast a chicken that Smash has soaking in a brine since 0630 this morning. Nom nom nom.
Downloaded FreeCad for Unubtu. Need to watch some ewe toob training material to help me with the learning curve. I want to be able to creat my own ideas instead of downoading some crap off the internet that is kinda sorta close for the design(s) i have in my head. Aside from simple cicles and triangles for rocket parts, i wanna make some cool stuff. Like a dirty/clean indicator for the dishwasher. Or a miniature 70s era modern house with led lights as a night light. Mayby some wicked cool steam punk gear and lever light switch activators.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 30, 2025 10:44 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 30, 2025 10:44 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 10:45 PM (Fy8k1)
Dancing with myself.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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This is the way. *fistbump*
Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2025 10:45 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 10:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 30, 2025 10:46 PM (dxWFK)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn.
{{{Teresa}}} Month and a half girl! Looking forward to you!
Posted by: Some Rat at August 30, 2025 10:46 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: jsg at August 30, 2025 10:46 PM (CZICZ)
Can't say why Louisiana has always fascinated me. Maybe it's because it is pretty much the polar opposite of where I've lived or maybe it's because of all the pirates which feels like home. Or maybe it's because you all talk funny.
Whatever. A place I want to explore.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2025 10:47 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2025 10:42 PM
***
Doggo!! Glad you made it.
Posted by: TRex - shut up and dance at August 30, 2025 10:48 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 10:49 PM (RrfDO)
https://youtu.be/coWCUTM23QM
Dancing Queen:
https://youtu.be/xFrGuyw1V8s
Caramelldansen
https://youtu.be/A67ZkAd1wmI
Posted by: RandomDave at August 30, 2025 10:50 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 10:50 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2025 10:42 PM (kkTda)
=====
I think "junta" may be apt.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 10:50 PM (RIvkX)
New master seems to be working well. Bonus, thanks to having to bleed the system the way I did it was a complete fluid flush on the brakes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 30, 2025 10:50 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 30, 2025 10:51 PM (ftFVW)
1I meant the Piney Woods of Louisiana.. Dang autocorrect..😁😁
That's for Jack Straw
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south
Natchitoches Parrish is home to a lot of my feral formative years. What part of the Sportsman's Paradise are you hailing from?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 30, 2025 10:52 PM (QVmho)
--------------
Unfortunately, he eats them instead of retrieving them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 30, 2025 10:29 PM (8pnUF)
***
You don't want to know what the "treat" is they use for training.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2025 10:52 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2025 10:16 PM (hY4dx)
The more they let them in, the closer we get to a spontaneous International Peoples' Crusade.
Muzzies really think they're hot shit since no one in any of these countries is punching their lights out, at minimum; in the U.K., there should have been some disappearances by now but there hasn't been any. When muzzies' whole war-fighting strategy is "insh'allah", good luck. I'll take our rednecks against their Achmeds any day.
That Crusade will get seriously ugly. And it is coming. The dipshit leaders in too many countries are guaranteeing it.
Posted by: RickZ at August 30, 2025 10:52 PM (gKDq2)
I think "junta" may be apt.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 10:50 PM (RIvkX)
_________
You mean they have sunglasses, peaked hats and sashes?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2025 10:53 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 10:53 PM (mT+6a)
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they'll never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
We can dance
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 30, 2025 10:54 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 10:54 PM (RrfDO)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 30, 2025 10:54 PM (3wXSL)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 30, 2025 10:38 PM (dxWFK)
I do like a lot John Prine. Of course, Bonnie Raitt sings it like it was always hers...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 30, 2025 10:54 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 10:55 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: RickZ at August 30, 2025 10:52 PM (gKDq2)
Yeah. It is inevitable. They will not assimilate. They will only grow their presence and conquer.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2025 10:56 PM (2WIwB)
The brick was pealing because moisture got inside, then the freeze comes and splits part of the brick off. Hey, brick off, buddy.
Anyway, spalling repair is done one brick at time. One brick at time, manually. It's a 2800 sq ft house.
You could rip all the brick off and re-apply cheaper.
Oh well, dreams of owning a honeycomb drift away.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 30, 2025 10:56 PM (8pnUF)
Anyway they held a "MAP community conference".
tinyurl.com/4e4z5by4
...some kids may have been raped there.
Just... whyyyyyy?
Posted by: gKWVE at August 30, 2025 10:56 PM (gKWVE)
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 10:56 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 10:57 PM (RrfDO)
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
...
Posted by: BifBewalski
Oh, thank goodness! I already had it stuck in my head wondering if anyone had mentioned Safety Dance. Now I know I won't have to be alone.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 30, 2025 10:58 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 10:58 PM (RIvkX)
I have no problem with that. If we can get it to work, cool. I like football. If not...
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Nobody Reads My Posts at August 30, 2025 10:58 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Well I was going to say "don't waste your time" and they immediately put together a nice drive.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 30, 2025 10:58 PM (TfUTr)
I have no doubt.
You can take the Lurking part of your name off. You made a terrible mistake and now you're a moron.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2025 10:59 PM (viF8m)
youtu.be/ogLs8LvLKbA
Posted by: JQ
That makes me cry.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 10:53 PM (mT+6a)
***
Awww.
*sniffs*
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2025 10:59 PM (2WIwB)
Norway did an experiment on if it was possible for pedos to be "Virtuous Pedophiles" and not rape kids.
__________
Psychologists told bishops in the 70s that, sure, priests that abused boys could be cured and resume their ministry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2025 11:00 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2025 10:53 PM (kkTda)
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Gavin is missing the hat because, well...you know. And he makes up for the sash with his flamboyant hand gestures.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 11:00 PM (RIvkX)
In Syria that standard is actually... high. Syrians have, or at least under the Assads had, some First World aspirations.
In Pakistan the standard is obviously very low, but somehow the Mirpuris that got over to the UK managed to undercut it.
What I guess I am trying to say is that if a lot of inbred Pakistanis, ISIS Syrians, and various scum from Algeria and Libya get executed for their crimes in Europe, the reaction in the Near East might not be all that angry. We've done them a favor. (Favour, in British.)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 30, 2025 11:01 PM (gKWVE)
But I hail from the Alexandra area..do ya know that part of Louisiana ??
Posted by: Lurking chick
Yeah, Dad had the Methodist church in Pollock for a bit (like '62 - '65. My babysitter (RIP Ms. Bobby) was pretty much everyone's Auntie or Granny for at least a couple generations. Know quite a few Joffrions from that area.
Dad retired in Franklin Parish (Wisner), Papaw retired up the road in Mangham.
Lurve me some Louisiana back country. Wish I could live there again.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 30, 2025 11:01 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 11:01 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2025 11:01 PM (SL2Gl)
Gonna watch the Cougs and see if they lift my spirits.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Junior asked me earlier today if the Cougs were playing. I replied, "I don't know." He asked if I was ill. Smart ass.
Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2025 11:02 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 11:02 PM (RrfDO)
Norway, man.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 30, 2025 11:03 PM (gKWVE)
Gonna watch the Cougs and see if they lift my spirits.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Junior asked me earlier today if the Cougs were playing. I replied, "I don't know." He asked if I was ill. Smart ass.
Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2025 11:02 PM (41CYW)
***
Still 0-0.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2025 11:03 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Joyenz
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and these riots have nothing to do with the Muslim Brotherhood
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 30, 2025 11:03 PM (8pnUF)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2025 11:03 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 30, 2025 11:05 PM (3wXSL)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Junior asked me earlier today if the Cougs were playing. I replied, "I don't know." He asked if I was ill. Smart ass.
Posted by: scampydog at August 30, 2025 11:02 PM (41CYW)
***
Still 0-0.
Posted by: Diogenes
7-0 Nice drive 6 of 6 passing.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 30, 2025 11:05 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 30, 2025 11:05 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2025 11:05 PM (SL2Gl)
173 But I hail from the Alexandra area..do ya know that part of Louisiana ??
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 10:54 PM (RrfDO)
My wife’s from Shreveport, and we currently live in E. Texas. Been in that area a good bit, my favorite town over there is Natchitoches.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2025 11:06 PM (is8JS)
Posted by: Lurking chick
I'm a Moron. I'll answer to just about anything.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 30, 2025 11:06 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2025 11:06 PM (SL2Gl)
Who cares if you're so poor you can't afford
To buy a pair of Mod A Go-Go stretch-elastic pants
There will come a time when you can even
Take your clothes off when you dance
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2025 11:06 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 11:07 PM (RrfDO)
Posted by: Case at August 30, 2025 11:07 PM (iwlvf)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at August 30, 2025 11:07 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 11:02 PM (RrfDO)
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Your plastic membership card is on the way
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 11:08 PM (RIvkX)
My son-in-law has bought some properties at auction. It’s one of the few remaining places where cash is king. You have to have cash on you as you is at the courthouse steps (at least in Texas).
Posted by: QED Texan at August 30, 2025 11:08 PM (fveCG)
http://tiny.cc/1swr001
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 30, 2025 11:08 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 11:08 PM (RrfDO)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 30, 2025 11:09 PM (lUFok)
My wife’s from Shreveport, and we currently live in E. Texas. Been in that area a good bit, my favorite town over there is Natchitoches.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Shipley Donuts! Right across from the municiple swimm___ pool. Was a treat after being abandoned all day on Saturday by the 'rents.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 30, 2025 11:09 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 30, 2025 11:09 PM (3wXSL)
She cannot take long hikes just yet, but she loves seeing the sights.
We do take long walks along the green belt. She is doing so well. Six months ago she was using a cane. Lyme disease is a muthafucka.
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Nobody Reads My Posts at August 30, 2025 11:10 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 30, 2025 11:10 PM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 11:10 PM (RrfDO)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2025 10:56 PM (2WIwB)
Sometimes I hate being right.
While standing on 5th Avenue watching the Towers fall, I turned to a co-worker and told her, 'We're at war. We'll be at war for the next 50 years'. And here we are. With a Ugandan muzzie commie running for mayor.
Warfare takes many forms. In most cases right now, it's outbreeding the host country while robbing them blind through benefits. There is also the humiliation with the rape strategy employed by muzzies, too, showing dominance. While the elites aren't affected, they will eventually have no say as to what the hoi polloi will do. They might be aghast at that reaction but they will stand aside if they know what's good for them; after all, they created the bloody problem.
Posted by: RickZ at August 30, 2025 11:10 PM (gKDq2)
Nancy Griffith
https://youtu.be/_Fr3XO5ltXQ
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 30, 2025 11:11 PM (Z57+l)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 30, 2025 11:11 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: JQ at August 30, 2025 11:11 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I love that town name! It isn’t pronounced at all like it’s spelled. Nack a tish.
Posted by: QED Texan at August 30, 2025 11:12 PM (fveCG)
Posted by: Lurking chick
There's an extremely strong possibility we could be related through my my grandmother's line. Any Bonds or Parkers in your family? Gran raised mules and did odd jobs all through there until she could get Paw to stop running moonshine during ww1. He was too young to join, but was running shine from the sawmills he worked at during the war.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 30, 2025 11:13 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 30, 2025 11:13 PM (3wXSL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 11:13 PM (mT+6a)
I mean, geez, I'm just a total typing klutz tonight.
I need one of those voice typing gizmos. Safer than my stupid fingers.
(And I had to clean that comment up.)
Posted by: RickZ at August 30, 2025 11:13 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 11:14 PM (RrfDO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2025 11:14 PM (63Dwl)
youtu.be/W0q3Vh1Yr9Q
Neither does this, and I'm posting it to annoy people:
https://youtu.be/pJjQ9GmbFEw
Dancing is mentioned, though.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 30, 2025 11:14 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2025 11:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2025 11:17 PM (kkTda)
Natchitoches.
Posted by: Tom Servo
John Wayne used that word to start a fight in Big Jake.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
But he called it Nag-A-Doshe-Us.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 30, 2025 11:18 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2025 11:19 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2025 11:21 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2025 11:22 PM (hY4dx)
I'm out. MegaRoy strolled in and announced that he can't go to sleep until all the humans are where they are supposed to be. If i don't acquiesce, that bastard cat will wake up Smash.
*also, he's hiding to ambush me on the way to bed*
Wish me luck in not making any girly squeaks when he leaps out of the shadows and bunny kicks my ankle. Damned cat.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 30, 2025 11:22 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 11:22 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 11:22 PM (RrfDO)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 30, 2025 11:18 PM (QVmho)
That’s the Texas version of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 30, 2025 11:22 PM (is8JS)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2025 11:23 PM (cr7L+)
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 30, 2025 11:23 PM (144I4)
And W's response was to open the floodgates to them.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 30, 2025 11:23 PM (/lPRQ)
One of the best things about this place is typos and assorted opps.
Most of what we do these days is homogenized and auto-corrected crap. I love that this is less than perfect. We all know what we are trying to say an we say it like people not auto-correct.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2025 11:24 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: gKWVE
Yeah. Well. Mariners lost too.
Fucking Mariners.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Meanwhile, with the playoffs safely out of reach, the Pittsburgh Pirates have started to win. They'll still finish as bottom feeders in the NL Central.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 30, 2025 11:24 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 11:24 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 11:22 PM (RrfDO)
I might know some Smiths from around where you are
youtu.be/rtqHJnH7-y4
Posted by: gKWVE at August 30, 2025 11:25 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Emmie at August 30, 2025 11:25 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 30, 2025 11:25 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: BifBewalski
Bif, how are you going to make your parts? 3D printing or CNC or something?
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 30, 2025 11:25 PM (144I4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Find out if she has Grandpa issues. Checking for a friend.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 30, 2025 11:26 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 30, 2025 10:14 PM (AIhUY)
You go NOW !
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway
Unlike Chinese, which like English is SVO, Japanese is SOV so it would be "You now GO!"
Posted by: Dark Litigator at August 30, 2025 11:27 PM (KAi1n)
*looks at aluminum foil membership*
Hmmph. Well, at least I can use mine as an emergency signal device!
Posted by: JQ at August 30, 2025 11:27 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 30, 2025 11:27 PM (AJJBK)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 30, 2025 11:27 PM (3wXSL)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at August 30, 2025 11:28 PM (ha1wR)
Posted by: Tom Servo
John Wayne used that word to start a fight in Big Jake.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
But he called it Nag-A-Doshe-Us.
Posted by: BifBewalski
Two separate places.
Nacogdoches, Texas
Natchitoches, Louisiana
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2025 11:29 PM (cr7L+)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 30, 2025 11:30 PM (tPQMP)
Your Mama Don't Dance and Your Daddy Don't Rock N Roll
-Loggins & Messina?
You Make Me Feel Like Dancing
-Leo Sayer
The Dance
-Garth Brooks
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 30, 2025 11:30 PM (144I4)
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Which one did Stevie Ray Vaughn write a song about?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2025 11:31 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 30, 2025 11:27 PM (AJJBK)
Howdy, AZ! Hope all is well with you!
Posted by: Emmie at August 30, 2025 11:32 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 11:33 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: gKWVE
----
None of them care about one of their 'brothers' being killed unless it's to their political benefit.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 30, 2025 11:33 PM (8pnUF)
Taco Bell AI drive-thru rollout stalls after trolls order 18,000 water cups
Taco Bell’s bold AI drive-thru experiment hit a wall after trolls exposed its flaws when one ordered 18,000 water cups in a viral prank that forced the fast food giant to rethink its high-tech rollout.
https://tinyurl.com/2s3fn7sk
Posted by: rickb223 at August 30, 2025 11:35 PM (cr7L+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 11:33 PM (mT+6a)
Glad you enjoyed it, Nurse!
Sam ("Flash") had such a great, distinctive voice. It was a crushing loss when he passed away in 2001.
Posted by: Emmie at August 30, 2025 11:35 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Lurking chick from way down south..the country south at August 30, 2025 11:37 PM (RrfDO)
Posted by: Frankie at August 30, 2025 11:38 PM (nCoED)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 30, 2025 11:39 PM (LQkZn)
I did a Two Step, Quick Step and a Bossanova
A little Victor Sylvester and a Rudy Valentino
You should have seen me moving right across the floor
Hand me down my tuxedo, next week I'm coming back for more
Posted by: Leo Sayer, 'Long Tall Glasses' at August 30, 2025 11:39 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Frankie at August 30, 2025 11:38 PM (nCoED)
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They put a parking lot on a piece of land
Where the supermarket used to stand
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2025 11:39 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: maybe half of Texas too at August 30, 2025 11:39 PM (gKWVE)
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At least you didn't squat in the Sequoias.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2025 11:40 PM (hY4dx)
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At least you didn't squat in the Sequoias.
Posted by: Cicero
Or pee in the petunias.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 30, 2025 11:42 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2025 11:42 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 30, 2025 11:42 PM (8pnUF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2025 11:44 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: JQ at August 30, 2025 11:44 PM (rdVOm)
http://tiny.cc/3twr001
Posted by: tankdemon at August 30, 2025 11:46 PM (LQkZn)
West Coast Swing, for the uninitiated.
https://youtube.com/shorts/FfZP7c4xgMk?si=ujGJ5w_3l_x2gOzY
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2025 11:47 PM (hY4dx)
'This is the ending. Now not day only shall be beloved, but night too shall be beautiful and blessed and all its fear pass away.” — J.R.R. Tolkien'
Good night best Morons❣💤
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 30, 2025 11:47 PM (3wXSL)
Good evening! I got a lightbulb. Now I can clean my house.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2025 11:48 PM (GlwZS)
The Seven Deadly Sins... 7 drinks that if you could drink them without passing out, were free...
1983?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2025 11:51 PM (mP0Kj)
I never heard of this comedian before, but now I'll follow him.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u8OEyAoJlN8
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 30, 2025 11:54 PM (GlwZS)
When I read that, I hear Elvis's voice, thanks to Bubba Ho Tep.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 30, 2025 11:42 PM (lhenN)
I heard that in John Wayne's voice.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2025 11:55 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 30, 2025 11:55 PM (XQo4F)
I Will Be Doing An Executive Order To That End!!!
Also, No Mail-In Voting, Except For Those That Are Very Ill,
And The Far Away Military. USE PAPER BALLOTS ONLY!!!
President DJT
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 30, 2025 11:56 PM (8pnUF)
Don't know if you'll ever see this COMM, but hoping for your pup's speedy recovery.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 30, 2025 11:57 PM (lUFok)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tNGYgBotCwk
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 30, 2025 11:27 PM (3wXSL)
Alabama.
Feels So Right.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2025 11:57 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: test at August 30, 2025 11:59 PM (dSco/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 31, 2025 12:00 AM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 31, 2025 12:00 AM (XQo4F)
_Chuck Schumer, 1996
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 31, 2025 12:00 AM (8pnUF)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 31, 2025 12:03 AM (Z57+l)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 31, 2025 12:04 AM (XQo4F)
Fine, I'll buy a ticket.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 31, 2025 12:05 AM (lUFok)
Posted by: Pod Hamp at August 31, 2025 12:07 AM (GlP4Z)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 31, 2025 12:07 AM (XQo4F)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 31, 2025 12:11 AM (XQo4F)
Posted by: QED Texan at August 31, 2025 12:11 AM (fveCG)
Posted by: QED Texan at August 31, 2025 12:12 AM (fveCG)
Pretty decent job. He might have a future
Posted by: gKWVE at August 31, 2025 12:12 AM (gKWVE)
-Dancing in the Dark - Fred Astaire and Cyd Charisse
- I'm So happy When you Dance with me - Beatles circa 1965
- Last Dance - Donna Summer
- The Dance - Garth Brooks
- From This Moment On - from Kiss Me Kate
- Twist and Let's Twist Again - Chubby Checker
- Twist and Shout - Beatles
- Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies - Nutcracker Suite
- I Can't Dance -various singers but my favorite version is with Joan Monheit and Michael Buble
- MoonDance - various
Posted by: JTB at August 31, 2025 12:13 AM (yTvNw)
Shut up and dance
https://youtu.be/6JCLY0Rlx6Q
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
Ok. So. I was in a really dark place and my oldest was off to college at WSU in Pullman. It had been me and him and his little brother. Is against the world.
He knew I was having a hard time.
He said. Ok mom. Here we go.
And he played that song as loud as the speakers could go and he grabbed my hand and we danced in the living room like maniacs and it was all good.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 31, 2025 12:13 AM (mT+6a)
_AFP
Seven warships and a nuclear-powered submarine are already in the Caribbean or expected soon, bringing more than 4,500 sailors and marines, _Reuters.
...the military buildup was to "combat and dismantle drug trafficking organizations, criminal cartels and these foreign terrorist organizations in our hemisphere."
_Steven Miller
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 31, 2025 12:14 AM (8pnUF)
_Newsweek
The Monroe arrogance of him.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 31, 2025 12:15 AM (8pnUF)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 31, 2025 12:16 AM (XQo4F)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 31, 2025 12:22 AM (XQo4F)
They never had trouble with that bunch again.
Posted by: Beverly at August 31, 2025 12:23 AM (Epeb0)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 30, 2025 10:13 PM (dxWFK)
Can we have a handicapped Porta Potty this year? One with a ramp and grab bars by the doors so shorties can get inside without sliding back down the ramp?
Thank you in advance.
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On dancing songs, has anyone mentioned Anne Murray's "Could I Have This Dance" yet?
I'm not part of the heavy metal crowd.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 31, 2025 12:24 AM (SRRAx)
https://tinyurl.com/yzuw8a9u
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2025 12:29 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 31, 2025 12:30 AM (lUFok)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 31, 2025 12:30 AM (4h7dv)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 31, 2025 12:30 AM (XQo4F)
Posted by: Norrin Radd at August 31, 2025 12:31 AM (tRYqg)
Posted by: Failure at August 31, 2025 12:33 AM (n17eQ)
That's a lovely song. Her voice is so warm.
Posted by: JTB at August 31, 2025 12:34 AM (yTvNw)
140 @130 so cats are Romero zombies, only without the need to bite. Curious.
If humans were made out of cat treats, we'd be extinct.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 30, 2025 10:42 PM (CHHv1)
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But they will eat your face if you die alone at home.
Like what happened to Nancy Pelosi...
Posted by: Planet of the Japes at August 31, 2025 12:35 AM (hpXPh)
Posted by: Jerry Saves at August 31, 2025 12:35 AM (xFNsV)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 31, 2025 12:36 AM (XQo4F)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 31, 2025 12:38 AM (GlwZS)
We need to talk.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2025 12:40 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: QED Texan
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Texas Tech won by 60 points .... they also suspended the game for a while because of weather.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 31, 2025 12:43 AM (VCgbV)
Posted by: JTB at August 31, 2025 12:46 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Jerry Saves at August 31, 2025 12:48 AM (xFNsV)
Posted by: Jerry Saves at August 31, 2025 12:49 AM (xFNsV)
Posted by: JTB at August 31, 2025 12:51 AM (yTvNw)
https://tinyurl.com/CouldIHaveThisDance
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 31, 2025 12:51 AM (SRRAx)
Didn't we do all this dance stuff not too long ago? Not complaining! It's just... deja vu or sumpthin'
Posted by: JQ at August 31, 2025 12:52 AM (rdVOm)
Mary Janes Last Dance By Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Posted by: Jerry Saves at August 31, 2025 12:53 AM (xFNsV)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 31, 2025 12:53 AM (Z57+l)
A little like the Brits about Americans in WW2 "too over-sexed, over-paid, and over here". But Muzzies are rapist haters and supremacists, not like the Westerner Americans.
But Japs and many more civilized "Westerners" are having too few kids, I guess because they are under-sexed, under-paid, and not interested in Family?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 31, 2025 12:54 AM (vbXSk)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2025 12:54 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at August 31, 2025 12:54 AM (tRYqg)
Posted by: Jerry Saves at August 31, 2025 12:55 AM (xFNsV)
What's that song that goes...
We were cool on craze
When I, you and everyone we knew
Could believe, do and share in what was true
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 31, 2025 12:56 AM (76LOO)
We were cool on craze
When I, you and everyone we knew
Could believe, do and share in what was true
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 31, 2025 12:56 AM (76LOO)
Dance Hall Days by Wang Chung
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 31, 2025 01:01 AM (Z57+l)
Posted by: JTB at August 31, 2025 01:14 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 31, 2025 01:16 AM (mP0Kj)
Dance Hall Days had some weird lyrics, like
Take your baby by the wrist,
And in her mouth an amethyst.
WTF does that mean?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 31, 2025 01:20 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 31, 2025 01:20 AM (n17eQ)
“I Wanna Dance with Somebody” by Whitney Houston
"Dance With My Father” by Luther Vandross
“Save The Last Dance (For Me)” by Michael Bublé
"Dance The Night Away” by Van Halen
"Everybody Dance Now” by C+C Music Factory
"Tiny Dancer" by Elton John
"Shadow Dancing" by Andy Gibb
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 31, 2025 01:21 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 31, 2025 01:26 AM (w6EFb)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=finAg1Dru84
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 31, 2025 01:30 AM (SRRAx)
Dancing with Mr D - Stines
Posted by: Happy at August 31, 2025 01:35 AM (8wFql)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 31, 2025 01:35 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 31, 2025 01:38 AM (SRRAx)
How about Dancing on the Ceiling:
https://tinyurl.com/hkydc4o
He was channeling Fred Astaire. Don't know if they used the rotating set they did with Fred, or just simulated it somehow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 31, 2025 01:40 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 31, 2025 01:42 AM (GlwZS)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 31, 2025 01:45 AM (4h7dv)
Posted by: JQ at August 31, 2025 01:49 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 31, 2025 01:50 AM (n17eQ)
Posted by: JQ at August 31, 2025 01:52 AM (rdVOm)
Johnny Rivers
Posted by: Case at August 31, 2025 01:57 AM (iwlvf)
Posted by: JQ at August 31, 2025 02:00 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at August 31, 2025 02:07 AM (rdVOm)
Didn't we do all this dance stuff not too long ago? Not complaining! It's just... deja vu or sumpthin'
Posted by: JQ
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It's dance, dogs, music, movies or babies every ONT.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 31, 2025 02:11 AM (8pnUF)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 31, 2025 02:12 AM (8pnUF)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 31, 2025 02:13 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at August 31, 2025 02:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 31, 2025 02:18 AM (4h7dv)
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 31, 2025 02:40 AM (fdszY)
Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2025 02:57 AM (+qU29)
Posted by: Skip at August 31, 2025 02:59 AM (+qU29)
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Hey yo, that's the trick, send in the coonasses.
Next, they'll send the Cajun Navy.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 31, 2025 03:27 AM (8pnUF)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 31, 2025 03:28 AM (8pnUF)
Oh good news/bad news on my two fentanyl addicts.
Good
A string of random events led to her parents coming to Dallas to visit, discovering she was homeless and taking her back to NC, apparently enrolled in a treatment program. Awesome, she may live and start a new life after all. Please don't come back
Bad
I've given these two over $10k, gave them a place to stay for 3 months, food etc... and the fcker steals $120 from me and tries to grief my wife WHILE HER FATHER IS DYING OF CANCER. Unbelievable. No good deed... I think his time in this world should come to an end.
Posted by: Fenrisulven at August 31, 2025 03:29 AM (ciYHQ)
I need to stop bringing home strays
Posted by: Fenrisulven at August 31, 2025 03:35 AM (ciYHQ)
Doerner Tree loses 50 feet of height to fire.
Massive Douglas Fir tree in Oregon looks like it will make it through the fire.
To the amazement of all, it was the bottommost 50 feet of the Doerner Tree that was lost.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! [/i at August 31, 2025 03:40 AM (Tv15w)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh!
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I'm stumped.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 31, 2025 03:49 AM (8pnUF)
The Dance, Fleetwood Mac
The Chain, Dreams, Everywhere, Gold Dust Woman, I'm So Afraid, Temporary One, Bleed to Love Her, Gypsy, Big Love, Go Insane, Landslide, Say You Love Me, You Make Loving Fun, My Little Demon, Silver Springs, Over My Head, Rhiannon, Sweet Girl, Go Your Own Way, Tusk, Don't Stop, Songbird
Posted by: Fenrisulven at August 31, 2025 03:52 AM (ciYHQ)
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 31, 2025 03:53 AM (1Gsou)
If Canadians ban people from enjoying natural areas because their rescue resources are consumed with fighting forest fires, perhaps Canada should be placed at the top of the "may not use fire, anywhere" list.
How about doing something useful for a change, UN, and make this so?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! [/i at August 31, 2025 03:54 AM (Tv15w)
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen of Alaska at August 31, 2025 03:57 AM (1Gsou)
I used to work at Shooters across from Centenary College. I'm the guy who brought Yaz to Shreveport. No really that was me (flex)
Posted by: Fenrisulven at August 31, 2025 04:03 AM (ciYHQ)
From Ace's Friday piece on AI boyfriends (and more):
Below, the AI gives deBoer three citations in a row, each of which is completely fictitious, and each time, the AI says "I'll do better next time" and produces another fake.
Wasn't it the Horse, Boxer, in "Animal Farm", who often said, "I will work harder"?
It is worth remembering that Boxer died in harness and was sent to the knackery.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) - Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! [/i at August 31, 2025 04:17 AM (Tv15w)
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