Beautiful Beluga Open Thread

Posted by: Ace at 04:10 PM

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1 - uh-oh

Posted by: TeeJ at September 01, 2025 04:10 PM (eDPLA)

2 Good afternoon good people.

Posted by: Buttigig at September 01, 2025 04:12 PM (cYBz/)

3 Off incompetent, selected because he's gay sock!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 01, 2025 04:12 PM (cYBz/)

4 - Well, I told em.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 01, 2025 04:13 PM (eDPLA)

5 Caviar

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2025 04:13 PM (63Dwl)

6 Whale's looking for that surfin' pig to eat.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:13 PM (77rzZ)

7 They look land act like dolphins with a thyroid condition.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2025 04:13 PM (6ydKt)

8 I used to watch the beluga whales at the mouth of the Kenai river during salmon season. They are adorable with their big ol' bubble heads.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Nobody Reads My Posts at September 01, 2025 04:13 PM (0aYVJ)

9 West Point cadet and father pulled injured motorist from car before the vehicle caught fire.

There are still heroes out there. Bravo Zulu.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2025 04:15 PM (+oDFe)

10 Beluga whales have to be like dogs of the sea

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 04:15 PM (+qU29)

11 No sea otters or manatees?

Certain 'ettes are going to be giving us the Spock Eyebrow.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2025 04:15 PM (0sNs1)

12 *flicks an ear*

Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2025 04:16 PM (+oDFe)

13 Anyone want a historical piano?
https://shorturl.at/4BLiU

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2025 04:16 PM (ULPxl)

14 Nooded for White Whales.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2025 04:16 PM (u82oZ)

15 Anna Puma, you done any cool models recently?

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:16 PM (77rzZ)

16 Beluga whales are opportunistic eaters that consume a wide variety of prey, mainly fish like cod, capelin, and herring. They also eat squid, crabs, clams, shrimp, snails, and even seals when available.

No penguins, however. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2025 04:17 PM (0sNs1)

17
I guess if I ever go kayaking, I'll bring some fish with me in case I run into an entertaining beluga whale.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2025 04:17 PM (lCaJd)

18 F-14s, B-25s, P-39s...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2025 04:17 PM (+oDFe)

19 Nooded for White Whales.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Great. Just great. Now we gotta put up with that Ahab troll.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:17 PM (77rzZ)

20 What do beluga whales think of cod pieces?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2025 04:18 PM (+oDFe)

21 Beluga whales are opportunistic eaters that consume a wide variety of prey, mainly fish like cod, capelin, and herring. They also eat squid, crabs, clams, shrimp, snails, and even seals when available.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

And surfin' pigs!

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:19 PM (77rzZ)

22
Airbus Beluga

https://is.gd/ruQIHp

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2025 04:19 PM (7kt/g)

23 Heh... I remember some years ago when the Anchorage Convention and Visitor's Bureau asked the Natives, politely, if they could please stop butchering belugas on the mud flats in sight of the downtown tourist hotels.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2025 04:20 PM (qpyNK)

24
Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Cedar Rapids Kennel Association show. Nothing in the Hound Group, though. Her Majesty, Rosalind and TBD start heading home tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2025 04:20 PM (kkTda)

25
There be whales!

Posted by: Scotty at September 01, 2025 04:20 PM (IifOV)

26 Beluga whales are opportunistic eaters that consume a wide variety of prey, mainly fish like cod, capelin, and herring. They also eat squid, crabs, clams, shrimp, snails, and even seals when available.

No penguins, however. Sad!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2025 04:17 PM (0sNs1)

*cues up Bob Seger on the karaoke*

Beautiful Beluga
Where you gonna fall
When you realize
That you just can eat it all?
Except for penguins, you just can eat it all...

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 01, 2025 04:21 PM (144I4)

27 The Big Dummy?

You named a doggie Lamont?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2025 04:21 PM (+oDFe)

28 >>> 23 Heh... I remember some years ago when the Anchorage Convention and Visitor's Bureau asked the Natives, politely, if they could please stop butchering belugas on the mud flats in sight of the downtown tourist hotels.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2025 04:20 PM (qpyNK)

They should have started a bunch of BBQ food trucks.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 01, 2025 04:21 PM (ULPxl)

29 Have a safe trip tomorrow Hadrian

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 04:22 PM (+qU29)

30
Now I want fish & chips.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 01, 2025 04:22 PM (IifOV)

31
You named a doggie Lamont?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2025 04:21 PM (+oDFe)

________

A) We didn't name him
B) His name is Varus
C) It's after some gay, lame video
D) The Big Dummy captures him better

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2025 04:23 PM (kkTda)

32 B) His name is Varus
D) The Big Dummy captures him better

I'll say, after losing three whole legions.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:24 PM (77rzZ)

33 - See there
That's why I usually bother in the incredibly rare instances that I get a first.
I go to the trouble of going back to the main page, click comments for the previous thread, announce a new thread and then back to the new thread and comments.

Not one, single,,, thanks Teej.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 01, 2025 04:25 PM (eDPLA)

34 Heh... I remember some years ago when the Anchorage Convention and Visitor's Bureau asked the Natives, politely, if they could please stop butchering belugas on the mud flats in sight of the downtown tourist hotels.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2025 04:20 PM (qpyNK)

Ahem.....

Posted by: Oregon Dept of Transportation, Beach Division at September 01, 2025 04:25 PM (2WIwB)

35 Not one, single,,, thanks Teej.
Posted by: TeeJ

Well, if Ace hasn't upgraded you to the onionskin membership, it's not our fault.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

36 Usually DON'T bother

Posted by: TeeJ at September 01, 2025 04:27 PM (eDPLA)

37 Not one, single,,, thanks Teej.
Posted by: TeeJ at September 01, 2025 04:25 PM (eDPLA)

Yo. I was reading about a Big Dummy.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2025 04:27 PM (2WIwB)

38 It's too bad the Steller's sea cow went extinct. I guess they were just too good eating.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:27 PM (77rzZ)

39 West Point cadet and father pulled injured motorist from car before the vehicle caught fire.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I'm willing to be this sentence needs an additional word or two to accurately describe the situation.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 01, 2025 04:28 PM (cYBz/)

40 High protein blueberry pancake muffins are in the oven for breakfast this week! They smell really good.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2025 04:28 PM (OoFl2)

41 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2025 04:20 PM (kkTda)

I find it amusing that you refer to him as "the big dummy". Is that because the breed is stupid or this guy is just particularly dumb? Congratulations on his "best of breed."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2025 04:29 PM (2GCMq)

42 Sebastian Gorka steamrolls CNN's Brianna Keilar.

Gorka said the quiet part out loud about the transgender shooter epidemic...
.. called out the anti-Christian ideology fueling these attacks.
... , the transgender part. ..., the attacks on Christianity.
..
...ideological connection to multiple of these attacks where innocent children, especially Christians and Catholics, are targeted. ...”

Video at bottom
https://tinyurl.com/2fj8wa6r

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2025 04:29 PM (KT67S)

43 High protein blueberry pancake muffins are in the oven for breakfast this week! They smell really good.
Posted by: Piper

Hope you made enough for the whole class...

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:29 PM (77rzZ)

44
High protein blueberry pancake muffins are in the oven for breakfast this week! They smell really good.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2025 04:28 PM (OoFl2)

_______

There ought to be an equal number of blueberries in each muffin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2025 04:30 PM (kkTda)

45
B) His name is Varus
C) It's after some gay, lame video
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2025 04:23 PM

You know you could do better than C), right?

Lie if you have to.

Posted by: zombie Publius Quinctilius Varus at September 01, 2025 04:30 PM (0sNs1)

46 Piper, is your studio closed for Labor Day?

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:31 PM (77rzZ)

47 I'm thinking beluga would be mighty tasty like ceviche on crispy tortillas with cilantro, lime and a mango salsa.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2025 04:32 PM (hDyg2)

48 Or, as we like to call him, "our bitch"

Posted by: the Cherusci at September 01, 2025 04:32 PM (gKWVE)

49 There ought to be an equal number of blueberries in each muffin.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at

My daughter put them in, if I had to guess, there are.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2025 04:32 PM (Wmg4n)

50
Is that because the breed is stupid or this guy is just particularly dumb?

_________

Borzoi boys are almost always stupid but sweet, and The Big Dummy is no exception. He hasn't got two brain cells to rub together, but he's a perfect gentleman.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2025 04:33 PM (kkTda)

51
1977

Church's Fried Chicken

https://is.gd/9WVlCf

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2025 04:33 PM (7kt/g)

52 46 Piper, is your studio closed for Labor Day?
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04

Yes. We kick off our biggest challenge of the year tomorrow- 30 classes in 60 days- so it’s our rest day as our classes tend to book out during this. It means our instructors are running around the room doing hands on corrections or challenging clients in their form nonstop. It is a lot!

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2025 04:35 PM (Wmg4n)

53 Whales, pigs , we will not be ignored. You will here from our lawyers - The Society for the Prevention of Ignoring Aardvarks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2025 04:35 PM (ipRl8)

54 Mountain Bike is cleaned and tuned. Just have to check the shock pressure and balance them.
New cleats on my shoes.

All ready for the rest of the season, now.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2025 04:36 PM (9a3Ab)

55
1977
Arthur Treacher's Fish & Chips
(featuring "the World's crunchiest Hot Dog")

https://is.gd/iKkN2k

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2025 04:36 PM (7kt/g)

56 "Borzoi boys are almost always stupid but sweet, and The Big Dummy is no exception."
******
I had to look up Borzoi.

Posted by: Cosda at September 01, 2025 04:36 PM (01tSZ)

57 New cleats on my shoes.
Posted by: garrett

Cleats on Crocs? Does Ace know about this?

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:36 PM (77rzZ)

58 It's not inflation, really.

https://tinyurl.com/ykd28xu6

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2025 04:37 PM (KT67S)

59 >>Cleats on Crocs? Does Ace know about this?

Sidi Dominator 5 Shoes.

I am not going to enjoy the price penalty when I have to replace those f'n things, though.

Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2025 04:38 PM (9a3Ab)

60 The only less than smart cat I've ever known was little Oreo, the long-haired tuxedo girl I adopted from a cat show in '02. She was not purebred, but she had some Persian in her, I think. Pink nose, green eyes, black and white coat, the perfect tuxedo cat, very sweet. And she was not young. But she knew where the food, water, and litter box were, and where my lap was. Not much more a loved indoor cat needs to know.

During Katrina, though, we bugged out with her and Linda's two cats, Marie and Angelique. Those two played rough with Oreo and stole her food like raptors pouncing on prey from two sides. I had to feed her separately and make sure she got enough chow. I imagined her wondering, "Why is he letting this happen to me?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 01, 2025 04:38 PM (omVj0)

61
Long John Silvers once had 1500 stores in the '80's. Today less than 500.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2025 04:38 PM (7kt/g)

62 I had to look up Borzoi.
Posted by: Cosda

AKA "Russian wolfhound." An old Russian word for "fast."

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:38 PM (77rzZ)

63 Never trust a sober Canadian, they're like a cornered wild beast.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2025 04:38 PM (hDyg2)

64
Did You Know?

Did you know Dave Thomas was one of the co-founders of Arthur Treacher's in 1969?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2025 04:39 PM (7kt/g)

65 Another Commissar Judge stops deportation of Guatemala children

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 04:39 PM (+qU29)

66 Commissar Sparkle again

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2025 04:41 PM (+qU29)

67
See there
That's why I usually bother in the incredibly rare instances that I get a first.
I go to the trouble of going back to the main page, click comments for the previous thread, announce a new thread and then back to the new thread and comments.

Not one, single,,, thanks Teej.
Posted by: TeeJ

===============

From now on, when I see a "nood" post, I shall make a note of the nic, go to the new thread, see if the FIRST person is the same as the nood person, and if so, go back to the old thread, copy their post (e.g., "Posted by: moron at September 01, 2024 04:33 PM (7kt/g)), go back to the nood thread, paste their post, and add "Thanks."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2025 04:41 PM (lCaJd)

68 Commissar Sparkle again
Posted by: Skip

I think any judge named "Sparkle" should automatically be ignored.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:42 PM (77rzZ)

69
Arthur Treacher's slogan was:

"We Are Something Else"

Yeah, that's why you failed. Here's their 1978 tv ad boasting they're not "just" Fish & Chips.

https://is.gd/6mhphW

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2025 04:43 PM (7kt/g)

70 >>>>>>>>Another Commissar Judge stops deportation of Guatemala children
Posted by: Skip .
********
I read that that most of these kids were being sent home to their parents in Guatemala. Kind of like that Cuban kid that Clinton and Reno sent home.

Posted by: Cosda at September 01, 2025 04:43 PM (01tSZ)

71

Nooded for White Whales.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2025 04:16 PM (u82oZ)

When the EMTs roll up and decide to start an IV, they use all the technique of Cap'n Ahab going for the White Whale.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2025 04:43 PM (rbvCR)

72 We had a cat named Roger who we often called the Big Dumb Dummy. He would bring half-dead mice in the house and do a flying leap onto my parents' bed.

Posted by: FollyHerself at September 01, 2025 04:43 PM (+o2mc)

73 Kind of like that Cuban kid that Clinton and Reno sent home.
Posted by: Cosda

I was actually in favor of sending Elian home, at first. An illegal is an illegal. But then Reno effed everything up with that armed raid and the photo thereof, and I changed my mind. What a screwup that "woman" was.

Not to mention the hash she made of Waco.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:46 PM (77rzZ)

74 Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said the Trump administration may declare a national housing emergency this fall.

Bessent stated that housing affordability would be a critical leg of Republicans' 2026 midterm election platform.
The administration is studying ways to standardize local building and zoning codes and decrease closing costs to address housing affordability.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2025 04:46 PM (KT67S)

75
Sauce: Internet

So what happened to Arthur Treacher's? Mostly a string of bad luck. The British-style chain was dependent on using the fish traditionally used in fish and chips: cod. In the mid-70s, a political showdown between Iceland and the U.K. that spiralled into an event known as the Cod Wars led to the closing of fishing zones, and the price of cod skyrocketed in the States. In 1979, Arthur Treacher's was bought by frozen fish-stick brand Mrs. Paul's.

The new owners wanted to cut costs and boost the sales of their own pre-existing products at the same time. This led to a switch from cod to pollock

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2025 04:46 PM (7kt/g)

76 Speaking of cleats and bikes. I bought a cheap, used stationary exercise bike at a yard sale. I just wanted something I could pedal once in a while in between using it to hang coats on. I mean, why overpay for a glorified coat hanger, you know?

The damn thing has gnarly teeth on the pedals. WTH? I'm in the house either barefoot or in socks and these things hurt! This bike is the bare minimum to be an exercise bike, so I don't know why they thought people would need maximum grip on the pedals.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 01, 2025 04:46 PM (144I4)

77 Any judge with a “stripper” name should be disrobed!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2025 04:47 PM (Ptkiu)

78
Pollock is shit "fish." Barely "fish." Fake fish.

Mrs Pauls sucks. It's 90% lousy breading, and 10% fake "fish."

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2025 04:47 PM (7kt/g)

79 Amos, the dog we had when I was a kid, was so dumb that I gave him his own species name: Canis idioticus.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:47 PM (77rzZ)

80 >>> 73 Kind of like that Cuban kid that Clinton and Reno sent home.
Posted by: Cosda

I was actually in favor of sending Elian home, at first. An illegal is an illegal. But then Reno effed everything up with that armed raid and the photo thereof, and I changed my mind. What a screwup that "woman" was.

Not to mention the hash she made of Waco.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:46 PM (77rzZ)

We had to incinerate the children to save the children.

Posted by: Janet Reno at September 01, 2025 04:48 PM (ULPxl)

81
RED BARN
Hamburgers

Anyone remember?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2025 04:50 PM (7kt/g)

82 Arthur Treacher's slogan was:

"We Are Something Else"

Yeah, that's why you failed. Here's their 1978 tv ad boasting they're not "just" Fish & Chips.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2025 04:43 PM (7kt/g)
---
That and the turtleneck/sport coat combination.

Funny how much more dressed up people used to be.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2025 04:50 PM (ZOv7s)

83 Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands up for our next dancer, Sparkle!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2025 04:50 PM (Ptkiu)

84 Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said the Trump administration may declare a national housing emergency this fall.

Bessent stated that housing affordability would be a critical leg of Republicans' 2026 midterm election platform.
The administration is studying ways to standardize local building and zoning codes and decrease closing costs to address housing affordability.

I'm not sure this is a good idea. When the Dems get back in power, they'll use it as a justification for dictating housing policy nationwide.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2025 04:51 PM (Riz8t)

85 We had to incinerate the children to save the children.
Posted by: Janet Reno at September 01, 2025 04:48 PM (ULPxl)
---
Rush in his heyday with "El Reno!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2025 04:51 PM (ZOv7s)

86 Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands up for our next dancer, Sparkle!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Pfft. I can work a pole much better than that poseur.
-- Sparkles Markel

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:52 PM (77rzZ)

87 I'm not sure this is a good idea. When the Dems get back in power, they'll use it as a justification for dictating housing policy nationwide.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2025 04:51 PM (Riz8t)
---
Should the Dems regain power, they will set up camps and post every MAGA voter in them.

There is no going back.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 01, 2025 04:52 PM (ZOv7s)

88
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said the Trump administration may declare a national housing emergency this fall.

Bessent stated that housing affordability would be a critical leg of Republicans' 2026 midterm election platform.
The administration is studying ways to standardize local building and zoning codes and decrease closing costs to address housing affordability.
Posted by: Braenyard

==============

Why is housing so insanely expensive all over the country if not the world right now? Wasn't it once much more affordable relative to family income? There was a time when you could make your mortgage payment with your first weekly paycheck of the month.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2025 04:52 PM (lCaJd)

89 I still stand by the time tested truth that the most dangerous, scary, and outright horrifying sea creature is:

A dolphin with a full bottle of Viagra.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2025 04:53 PM (dIske)

90 Blackrock and Vanguard et al. are the ones who have screwed up the housing market, no?

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:53 PM (77rzZ)

91
Anyone remember JHIRMACK hair products? jer-mack

https://is.gd/m4Xrac

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2025 04:54 PM (7kt/g)

92 If you want to afford a home, live out in the country and resign yourself to commuting to work (or better work remotely, from home)!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2025 04:55 PM (Ptkiu)

93 I think that the coolest marine mammal were the marine giant sloths of the genus Thalassocnus. Prehistoric, unfortunately.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:55 PM (77rzZ)

94 Anyone remember JHIRMACK hair products? jer-mack

https://is.gd/m4Xrac
Posted by: Soothsayer

Only for Victoria Principal...mmmmmmmmmm....

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:56 PM (77rzZ)

95 But the difference is that people call Meghan Markle "Sparkle" because they regard her as an avaricious attention hound . The judges first name is actually "Sparkle" .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2025 04:57 PM (2GCMq)

96 My governor Bitchmer is in Japan and Singapore.

I hope she stays there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 01, 2025 04:57 PM (ufFY8)

97 If that whale is anything like my dog you give him fish once and he’ll be begging forever. Much like Taylor, I admit I’m the problem.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Autumn Spice Balls Dream at September 01, 2025 04:58 PM (0NNjK)

98 The judges first name is actually "Sparkle".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yes, I know. But he should've been aware enough to change it to something less stupid in the Anglosphere. Maybe "Spencer."

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 04:58 PM (77rzZ)

99 The depopulation of illegals should relieve some pressure on the housing market.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 01, 2025 04:59 PM (ufFY8)

100 Wow.... White Whale! and... he's... GREAT!...

Oh... shit...

Posted by: Capt. Ahab at September 01, 2025 05:00 PM (mP0Kj)

101 My first job (high school) was at Arthur Treacher's. It was ok.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at September 01, 2025 05:00 PM (KAi1n)

102 Willowed last thread:

Boar B Boardin'.

Will probably end up as Luau main course.

Mahalo!

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 01, 2025 05:01 PM (2sMLA)

103 RED BARN
Hamburgers
Anyone remember?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2025 04:50 PM (7kt/g)

No.

Posted by: Borden Burger at September 01, 2025 05:01 PM (R/m4+)

104 THE BLADE WILL RETURN TOMORROW

Posted by: Herald for Sir Elric the Blade at September 01, 2025 05:01 PM (cVusM)

105 THE BLADE WILL RETURN TOMORROW
Posted by: Herald for Sir Elric the Blade

I await with the bated breath his accounts of his sexual conquests over the holiday weekend.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 05:02 PM (77rzZ)

106 Jhirmack still makes purple shampoo.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2025 05:03 PM (Wmg4n)

107 106 Jhirmack still makes purple shampoo.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2025 05:03 PM (Wmg4n

And I use it

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2025 05:03 PM (VE6XX)

108
But the difference is that people call Meghan Markle "Sparkle" because they regard her as an avaricious attention hound . The judges first name is actually "Sparkle" .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2025 04:57 PM (2GCMq)

_________

Pray, do not demean the noble, loyal Hound by comparing it to this jumped-up tart.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2025 05:03 PM (kkTda)

109 I still stand by the time tested truth that the most dangerous, scary, and outright horrifying sea creature is:

A dolphin with a full bottle of Viagra.
Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2025 04:53 PM (dIske)

That's actually the second most. The first is a dolphin with an empty bottle of Viagra.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 01, 2025 05:04 PM (144I4)

110
Jhirmack still makes purple shampoo.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2025 05:03 PM (Wmg4n

And I use it
Posted by: It's me donna

Is it like Clairol's Shimmer Lights?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2025 05:04 PM (7kt/g)

111 Jhirmack still makes purple shampoo.
Posted by: Piper

Favored by Jhirkovs.

Posted by: Jakov Smirnov at September 01, 2025 05:04 PM (2sMLA)

112
Is it like Clairol's Shimmer Lights?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 01, 2025 05:04 PM (7kt/g)

It's to keep gray hair from being "brassy"

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2025 05:05 PM (VE6XX)

113 That youngest Gibb kid was such a loser. He had Victoria Principal, but he chose...drugs.

Loser deserved what he got.

Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2025 05:06 PM (77rzZ)

114 This led to a switch from cod to pollock

Posted by: Soothsayer

I knew it!! We had lots of fish during my childhood as it was cheap. Now a days, most fish seems to be more expensive than beef.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 01, 2025 05:06 PM (cYBz/)

115 I knew it!! We had lots of fish during my childhood as it was cheap. Now a days, most fish seems to be more expensive than beef.
Posted by: Tonypete

All according to plan.

Posted by: Finland at September 01, 2025 05:07 PM (2sMLA)

116 Tonypete

The Chinese fishing fleets are making food fish extinct. Your son probably saw some of the Chinese factory fishing monstrosities when he was in the Service.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2025 05:08 PM (u82oZ)

117 Also: Eat moar chikin.

Posted by: Finland at September 01, 2025 05:08 PM (2sMLA)

118 24
Best of Breed for The Big Dummy at today's Cedar Rapids Kennel Association show. Nothing in the Hound Group, though. Her Majesty, Rosalind and TBD start heading home tomorrow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

****

Neat! How many specials in the ring?

Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2025 05:08 PM (Y1sOo)

119 In one of Carl Hiassen's books, Stormy Weather I think, one of the bad guys a steroid freak enforcer is humped to death by a dolphin

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2025 05:09 PM (ipRl8)

120 In one of Carl Hiassen's books, Stormy Weather I think, one of the bad guys a steroid freak enforcer is humped to death by a dolphin
Posted by: Smell the Glov

It was on porpoise!

Posted by: Aquatic Mammals at September 01, 2025 05:10 PM (2sMLA)

121 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2025 05:11 PM (ppG5b)

122 @95 I think a Brit journalist, maybe Piers Morgan, called Meghan Markle "Sparkle Farts". Much more descriptive

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2025 05:11 PM (ipRl8)

123 I had to look up Borzoi.
Posted by: Cosda at September 01, 2025 04:36 PM (01tSZ)

It is Russian for "holy crap"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2025 05:18 PM (rbvCR)

124 And does anyone remember Zantego? They were bought out by Taco Bell IIRC and dropped the menu items I loved them for!

Posted by: Insensitive Clod at September 01, 2025 05:31 PM (m9PJ/)

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