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Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2025 07:32 PM (+qU29) 2
9 year old girl watching a scary movie? Building character?
She seems to be taking it in stride, Freddy Krueger has no power over dreams when there is a doggeh nearby Posted by: gKWVE at August 28, 2025 07:33 PM (gKWVE) 3
Welcome!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 07:34 PM (0sNs1) 4
How is it possible to look at the top picture and not realize how often the climate changes?
Anybody like a glass of Cab? Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 07:36 PM (dxWFK) 5
Puli, Pumi and Komondors are all Hungarian corded breeds. The show ones are a pain to bathe, dry and groom. A corded coat is also acceptable in Standard Poodles. You don't see them often, but they're quite striking when you do. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2025 07:36 PM (kkTda) 6
The Golden Eagle Drinking And Bathing Under a Natural Waterfall pic.twitter.com/2gGAJMd7Xc
== unusual for an eagle Posted by: runner at August 28, 2025 07:36 PM (g47mK) 7
Cafe! Yay!
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 07:37 PM (d2kuJ) 8
I love the black leopard, he has a collar and I'm guessing it's Russia. Those people hang with bears I'm sure a big cat is nothing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 28, 2025 07:38 PM (QsMb/) 9
Piper, how far are you from Elberta?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 07:38 PM (dxWFK) 10
I am not that huge a fan of cats.
Ace, why did you think you admitting you were trying to deceive me would make me MORE likely to do what you want? Wait, are you a bosomy redhead? Have we dated? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2025 07:38 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 28, 2025 07:38 PM (L/fGl) 12
Evenin’, All. Happy Friday Eve.
Posted by: Bulg at August 28, 2025 07:42 PM (77rzZ) 13
9 Piper, how far are you from Elberta?
Posted by: Ben Had at August About 40 minutes. Not that far! Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 07:42 PM (d2kuJ) 14
Wait, are you a bosomy redhead?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2025 07:38 PM With tentacles? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Kurt E. at August 28, 2025 07:42 PM (0sNs1) 15
Anybody like a glass of Cab?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 07:36 PM What year and winery? Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 07:44 PM (0sNs1) 16
I know this thread is full of smelly animals,but I bathed before coming in here tonight. Found out you can't just layer more Lume and expect to get another 72 hours out of it.
Like my new cologne? Posted by: Brand Clean! at August 28, 2025 07:46 PM (G5+As) 17
Evening all
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2025 07:46 PM (UZOIv) 18
Are you going to be there, Ben Had?
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 07:47 PM (d2kuJ) Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 07:47 PM (0sNs1) 20
Duncanthrax, Rodney Strong ' 23.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 07:47 PM (dxWFK) 21
Anybody like a glass of Cab?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 07:36 PM ---- What year and winery? Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 07:44 PM (0sNs1) Chateau de Bathtub, August (checks date) 27, 2025. Brand spankin' new. Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2025 07:48 PM (gKDq2) 22
Piper, how far are you from Elberta?
Posted by: Ben Had at August About 40 minutes. Not that far! Posted by: Piper _________ Had a buddy from there that would bring Conecuh sausage when he visited. Good stuff. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2025 07:48 PM (XvL8K) 23
>>unusual for an eagle
The Baldies and Goldens that nest on my place are always playing in the river. Birds love bathing. In water. In dust. They do it a lot. Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2025 07:48 PM (Z1dZR) 24
Piper, no. Trying to get something for the MoMe from a vendor there.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 07:49 PM (dxWFK) 25
Chateau de Bathtub, August (checks date) 27, 2025. Brand spankin' new.
Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2025 07:48 PM Shhhhhhh!!!!!! That hasn't been released officially yet!!! Posted by: Sydney S. at August 28, 2025 07:49 PM (0sNs1) 26
A corded coat is also acceptable in Standard Poodles. You don't see them often, but they're quite striking when you do.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2025 07:36 PM (kkTda) That dog has dreds. Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2025 07:49 PM (rbvCR) 27
It’s sad to watch the guy try to pry the kittens apart. Kind of cruel. Just for the clicks. Poor little scared kitties. I hope they shred his favorite chair and puke on his pillow.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 28, 2025 07:50 PM (lDvhi) 28
24 Piper, no. Trying to get something for the MoMe from a vendor there.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 07:49 PM (dxWFK) Text me- Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 07:50 PM (d2kuJ) 29
I'd eat at Quokka Barrel.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 28, 2025 07:50 PM (jfvTO) 30
28. Please. lol.
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 07:50 PM (p4NUW) 31
Duncanthrax, Rodney Strong ' 23.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 07:47 PM A strong Sonoma choice! Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 07:51 PM (0sNs1) 32
I've lived with a lot of Goldens and every single one of them has been a character. Better than most people.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2025 07:51 PM (viF8m) 33
We had 2 sister kittahs from very young age. A couple times in 17 years one was afraid of her sister so much we had to separate them. Both times were in later years but got them together after the few month episodes.
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2025 07:51 PM (+qU29) 34
Had a buddy from there that would bring Conecuh sausage when he visited. Good stuff. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2025 07:48 PM (XvL8K) I can bring that, too! Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 07:52 PM (p4NUW) 35
15 Anybody like a glass of Cab?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 07:36 PM What year and winery? Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 07:44 PM (0sNs1) Ha! I'm not picky. *positions glass next to USB port, thank you Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 28, 2025 07:53 PM (zYpTz) 36
Is Elberta where they grow the peaches?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2025 07:54 PM (rbvCR) 37
Got the new pen built today. Pulled out all the old welded-wire fence, mowed the whole area, drove t-posts and put up the gate and hog paneling. To my astonishment, the 16 foot panels all lined up properly. We now have a new 30x50 pen for the house dogs. Hot, hard work, though. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2025 07:54 PM (kkTda) 38
Dogs will jump a creek without even thinking about it. It's one of the advantages of being a dog.
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2025 07:54 PM (vFG9F) 39
36 - yes.
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 07:55 PM (pZEOD) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2025 07:55 PM (Wnv9h) 41
Video
Posted by: Accomack at August 28, 2025 07:56 PM (Bbhox) 42
In MT a raptor group tracks all golden eagle nests in the state, because goldens are not fussy about fledglings. Orphans can be tucked into the nearest nest, and mom and pop will nurture them as their own.
I'm grateful that there are people this dedicated. Posted by: Wenda at August 28, 2025 07:56 PM (utsBX) Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 28, 2025 07:57 PM (u82oZ) 44
I used to pick Elberta peaches for mom to can.
I don't even try to can them, but I will make jam from them. Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2025 07:57 PM (rbvCR) 45
mmm Cabernet Cheapinon
youtu.be/BeXobxareKI Posted by: gKWVE at August 28, 2025 07:57 PM (gKWVE) 46
I better call it a night
Have a good night everyone Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2025 07:57 PM (+qU29) Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 28, 2025 07:57 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2025 07:57 PM (kkTda) 49
How can someone not like cats?
Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2025 07:57 PM (EYmYM) 50
Kindltot, I need your expertise. I need to make a mango chamoy marmalade. Any ideas?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 07:58 PM (dxWFK) 51
What a beautiful butte!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2025 07:58 PM (Hxgql) Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 28, 2025 07:58 PM (u82oZ) 53
49 How can someone not like cats?
Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2025 07:57 PM (EYmYM) Probably just had them boiled instead if slow roasted. Posted by: tankdemon at August 28, 2025 07:59 PM (jfvTO) 54
Anybody like a glass of Cab?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 07:36 PM *holds glass up to USB port* Yes, please. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2025 07:59 PM (Wnv9h) 55
4 Piper, no. Trying to get something for the MoMe from a vendor there.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 07:49 PM (dxWFK) Raw green peanuts? Yay! Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2025 07:59 PM (LHPAg) 56
This Shiba. He is eating all around his broccoli.
Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 08:00 PM (pZEOD) 57
RMBS, soon enough I can fill your glass and Dash's too.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 08:00 PM (dxWFK) 58
>>The Baldies and Goldens that nest on my place are always playing in the river.
Birds love bathing. In water. In dust. They do it a lot. That sounds spectacular. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2025 08:00 PM (viF8m) 59
It’s sad to watch the guy try to pry the kittens apart. Kind of cruel. Just for the clicks. Poor little scared kitties. I hope they shred his favorite chair and puke on his pillow. Posted by: nurse ratched ============== "Let's see if this traumatizes them. Yup! Let's replicate it. Yup!" puke Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 28, 2025 08:00 PM (2L/pi) 60
Elberta, Conecuh? Are y'all talking about Alabama?
Posted by: Case at August 28, 2025 08:00 PM (iwlvf) 61
51 What a beautiful butte!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2025 07:58 PM (Hxgql) Boo-tay! Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2025 08:00 PM (LHPAg) 62
Love the golden sliding down the snow hill.
Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2025 08:01 PM (EYmYM) 63
RMBS, soon enough I can fill your glass and Dash's too.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 08:00 PM Looking forward to it!🍷 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2025 08:01 PM (Wnv9h) 64
This Shiba. He is eating all around his broccoli. Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 08:00 PM (pZEOD) ________ Smart dog. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2025 08:01 PM (kkTda) 65
49 How can someone not like cats?
Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2025 07:57 PM (EYmYM) In my experience, the cats go immediately to the person that's either allergic or doesn't like cats. They know. Posted by: CaliGirl at August 28, 2025 08:01 PM (QsMb/) Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 28, 2025 08:02 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2025 08:04 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2025 08:04 PM (Hxgql) 69
Well, I haz a sad. Tha' lil puddin head baby signed a contract with an MLB team to do player scouting and development so she'll be travelling quite a bit and won't be able to keep her pup. The Great Dane rescue folks just came and picked up her house cow.
On the good news front, the people taking her house cow are people I know and work with, so she'll be right up the road and tha lil puddin head can go visit. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 28, 2025 08:04 PM (3Ope8) 70
I have a brother and sister kittehs since they were 8 weeks old. The first year and half they were best buds and I had a lot of fun watching them interact . Now they are still friends and clean each other but they don’t play with each other or sleep together anymore.
Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2025 08:05 PM (EYmYM) Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, and Mr. Hogg at August 28, 2025 08:05 PM (0sNs1) 72
Top photo is Factory Butte, near Hanksville Utah
Posted by: Don Black at August 28, 2025 08:05 PM (AOsQT) 73
Did someone mention peaches? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2025 07:57 PM (kkTda) I like them grilled on a salad with burrata or fresh mozzarella and some Italian ham. And I'm hungry. Posted by: CaliGirl at August 28, 2025 08:06 PM (QsMb/) 74
g'night everyone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 28, 2025 08:06 PM (ppG5b) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2025 08:07 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 08:08 PM (pZEOD) 77
Cats like people who don’t want to mess with them: that includes people who don’t like cats and people who are allergic to them. Sucks to be them. It helps to have a pose of some indifference to them if you want them to come up to you!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2025 08:08 PM (Hxgql) 78
White peaches shortcake. Peaches with a dash of rum served over a slice of pound cake and a spoonful of creme fraiche.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 08:09 PM (dxWFK) 79
Indian Officials Call For Intervention After US Blocks Foreign Trucker Visas
https://t.ly/xhWMi Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. How about GTFO and stay out? Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2025 08:09 PM (UZOIv) 80
>>> 75 Indian Officials Call For Intervention After US Blocks Foreign Trucker Visas
https://t.ly/xhWMi Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2025 08:07 PM (63Dwl) They can fuck right off. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2025 08:09 PM (ULPxl) 81
I remember the Conecuh andouille, and it's been 15 years.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2025 08:10 PM (XvL8K) 82
Indian Officials Call For Intervention After US Blocks Foreign Trucker Visas
https://t.ly/xhWMi Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2025 08:07 PM Yo, Sandeep...does get fucked work for you? Because it works for us. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2025 08:10 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2025 08:11 PM (Z1dZR) 84
The sausage served at the MoMe will be venison/ wild boar.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 08:12 PM (dxWFK) 85
White peaches shortcake. Peaches with a dash of rum served over a slice of pound cake and a spoonful of creme fraiche.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 08:09 PM Mmmmm....ripe white peaches. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2025 08:13 PM (Wnv9h) 86
78 White peaches shortcake. Peaches with a dash of rum served over a slice of pound cake and a spoonful of creme fraiche.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 08:09 PM (dxWFK) That sounds really good too. I was looking forward to a stone fruit salad with a peach off of my tree and I didn't get a one. Next year I hope to have enough to make a cobbler or with pound cake and creme fraiche. That does sound really good. Posted by: CaliGirl at August 28, 2025 08:13 PM (QsMb/) 87
>>That sounds spectacular.
Raptors are cool birds. Scary as hell when they decide to fuck with you, though. We really don't have a defense against them, naturally. Good thing they aren't that large. Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2025 08:14 PM (Z1dZR) 88
The sausage served at the MoMe will be venison/ wild boar.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 08:12 PM Okay, now you're just spoiling us. NTTAWWT.... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2025 08:14 PM (Wnv9h) 89
RMBS, to spoil you all is our intention!
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 08:15 PM (dxWFK) 90
Can't believe August is almost over. At ~35N latitude, we just entered the window where the decrease in day length hit 2 min per day. And at this time of season, the Equation of Time dance has shifted such that the brunt of that is now on the sunset side, so sunsets, relative to mean time, are getting earlier more rapidly than sunrise is getting later. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2025 08:16 PM (w6EFb) 91
>>Raptors are cool birds. Scary as hell when they decide to fuck with you, though.
We really don't have a defense against them, naturally. Good thing they aren't that large. We have a lot of ospreys. In addition to the natural nesting areas the town puts up platforms for them to build nests. Fun to watch them fish but they are small compared to eagles. Those are few and far between here. Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2025 08:19 PM (viF8m) 92
CNBC: Lisa Cook hints ‘clerical error’ to blame for any mortgage application discrepancy.
Bah ha, ha, ha. I find it most peculiar that she only discovered this clerical error after filling out the loan paperwork, signing the paperwork as true and accurate, received substantial financial, and getting busted for fraudulently submitting that loan application and receiving a loan. She is no different than a hot pants hooker who gets busted shoplifting blue shadow in a Walmart. Perp walk the Ho. I will even donate the blue eye shadow. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 08:19 PM (aJQjq) 93
>>We have a lot of ospreys. In addition to the natural nesting areas the town puts up platforms for them to build nests. Fun to watch them fish but they are small compared to eagles.
I have a pair of nesting Osprey here, too. They can get real aggressive in the weeks before the fledglings start flying. They also get harassed by the Bald Eagles who specialize in poaching their fish. Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2025 08:21 PM (Z1dZR) 94
Lias Cook, cry me a river and I will laugh as you sail by. Your nicked!
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 08:22 PM (dxWFK) Posted by: man at August 28, 2025 08:23 PM (xDZRs) 96
Ouch...that will leave a mark...
Rolling Stone@RollingStone Neil Young Responds to Donald Trump’s Takeover of DC With Vicious New Protest Song ‘Big Crime Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 28, 2025 08:23 PM (TGPs7) 97
I will even donate the blue eye shadow.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 08:19 PM (aJQjq) Good. 'Cause I ran out. Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2025 08:23 PM (gKDq2) 98
I'm sure some people's opinion will be changed when they understand that “Governor Cook is the first Black woman to sit on the Federal Reserve’s Board in its 111-year history."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 08:25 PM (0sNs1) 99
@76-Piper I thought those names sounded familiar. My brother and his wife retired in Baldwin county. They have talked about Elberta. And Conecuh is a county I've been to. You don't here those names just anywhere. Posted by: Case at August 28, 2025 08:26 PM (iwlvf) 100
Cats like people who don’t want to mess with them: that includes people who don’t like cats and people who are allergic to them. Sucks to be them. It helps to have a pose of some indifference to them if you want them to come up to you!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 28, 2025 08:08 PM (Hxgql) I tend to let my kitties do as they will, so we get along. I reserve the right to mess with them every so often, I call it 'paying the rent'. I trained a cat I adopted in the early 80s to not wake me up for food in the morning by grabbing her and talking in her face in a squeaky voice. She changed to just sitting on my hip till I got up. She also trained all the cats after her to also not wake me up, and each generation does the same evr since. Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2025 08:27 PM (8avO+) 101
Can we pass the hat and then bribe a college sorority to accept Gavin Newsom before Rush Week is over? He is a natural for that role.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 08:28 PM (aJQjq) 102
About that seeing-eye dog. That’s a huge fail. There’s a good documentary called ‘ Pick of the Litter’ that goes into detail about what it takes to make a seeing-eye dog. Very interesting. That dog would have totes failed.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 28, 2025 08:28 PM (W/Pix) 103
Isn't neel Young from Canada?
Posted by: fd at August 28, 2025 08:29 PM (vFG9F) 104
Rolling Stone@RollingStone
Neil Young Responds to Donald Trump’s Takeover of DC With Vicious New Protest Song ‘Big Crime Posted by: Mister Ghost That's not the flex he thinks it is. How tone deaf do you have to be? Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2025 08:30 PM (UZOIv) 105
98 I'm sure some people's opinion will be changed when they understand that “Governor Cook is the first Black woman to sit on the Federal Reserve’s Board in its 111-year history."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 08:25 PM (0sNs1) Well there you go, can't prosecute, turn 'er loose, boys. Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2025 08:30 PM (LHPAg) Posted by: nurse ratched at August 28, 2025 08:30 PM (dataO) 107
If these truckers are so god damn wonderful, you fuckin hire them, chickenfuckers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 08:30 PM (06Hmj) 108
Indian Officials Call For Intervention After US Blocks Foreign Trucker Visas
This has always been the end-game. So who, tell me, will "intervene" ? The UN ? Who will tell ANY sovereign nation that their rules must change ? As an aside ? I'm getting really tired of dot-not-feathers. Posted by: Howdy Is it too late do something a 2nd tier motel ownership across the Western USA? Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 08:31 PM (aJQjq) 109
102 Can we pass the hat and then bribe a college sorority to accept Gavin Newsom before Rush Week is over? He is a natural for that role.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 08:28 PM (aJQjq) Little Dabba Dooya are not, unfortunately, Greek letters. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 08:32 PM (06Hmj) 110
Those capybaras … capybaras are semi-aquatic and spend probably half their life in water. They won’t survive without it.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 28, 2025 08:32 PM (W/Pix) 111
Protest man writes song . Neil, the time for honoring yourself is long past.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 08:32 PM (dxWFK) 112
Neil Young is a queef made manifest
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 08:33 PM (06Hmj) 113
Welcome to the People's Republic...
Chester Tam@idlantstudios Attention Massachusetts: Why hasn’t this story made the news? On August 24th, at the annual “Dadurday Event” in Lawrence, families came together to celebrate fathers and children. Volunteers donated their time, including free back-to-school haircuts for kids, a true act of service to the community. But while giving back, Joe Terilli, a master barber from Jake’s Chop Shop, was stabbed multiple times. He suffered a collapsed lung and other serious injuries and was rushed to Lawrence General Hospital. This happened four days ago and yet there’s been silence from the media and Massachusetts leadership. How is it that a man nearly killed while serving his community doesn’t make headlines? Is it because it happened in Lawrence? Or because it doesn’t fit the narrative the media and Beacon Hill want to push? Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 28, 2025 08:36 PM (TGPs7) 114
I hope Neil Young will remember
Orange Man don't need him around, anyhow. Posted by: L'nord Sk'nord at August 28, 2025 08:36 PM (vFG9F) 115
92 CNBC: Lisa Cook hints ‘clerical error’ to blame for any mortgage application discrepancy.
Bah ha, ha, ha. I find it most peculiar that she only discovered this clerical error after filling out the loan paperwork, signing the paperwork as true and accurate, received substantial financial, and getting busted for fraudulently submitting that loan application and receiving a loan. She is no different than a hot pants hooker who gets busted shoplifting blue shadow in a Walmart. Perp walk the Ho. I will even donate the blue eye shadow. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 08:19 PM (aJQjq) ________________________________________ When she's done with the mortgage business, she can inform us all why she plagiarized, and then help us understand why the premise and conclusion of her scholarship review formed opinions of racism when in fact the actual basis of her premise was that they stopped collecting the statistics she was using and she claimed minority inventors were forced to stop creating. She claimed a massive drop when in fact the true statistics (collected elsewhere) showed an increase of 70 times more inventions and studies. Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2025 08:36 PM (dIske) 116
Zucchini, white onion, and red bell pepper sautéed in a lemon butter sauce an paired with small roasted potatoes and grilled chicken is better than a Big Mac, French fries, and a Coke. A bold statement to make but I am going there anyhow.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 08:37 PM (aJQjq) 117
When we stop paying healthy people not to work our economy will be on the road to health.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2025 08:38 PM (fLFhi) 118
Or because it doesn’t fit the narrative the media and Beacon Hill want to push?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 28, 2025 08:36 PM (TGPs7) Local crime story. More than fifteen miles from my house. Et cetera. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 08:38 PM (06Hmj) 119
Alteria, home cooked is always the best and cheaper.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 08:38 PM (dxWFK) 120
Neil Old. Very very old. Crusty. Nobody gives a shit anymore, old man. Get your walker off my lawn.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 28, 2025 08:38 PM (W/Pix) 121
I wonder if there is an Elberta Oil Peon?
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 28, 2025 08:39 PM (144I4) 122
Alan Levinovitz@AlanLevinovitz
Walking down my block and found bullets scattered on the street. Gun culture in America is ridiculous. For most gun owners, guns serve the same purpose as New Age crystals or nutritional supplements: Empowering charms to make you feel safe. But unlike crystals, they kill. - Well, yeah, except boom sticks really will empower holes in other people while New Age crystals won't really fill the holes in your soul. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 28, 2025 08:39 PM (L/fGl) 123
Top pic is great. I want a house right on top. Be all kinds of Goldfinger and shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 08:39 PM (snZF9) Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 08:41 PM (06Hmj) 125
Mister Ghost,
To me, it's a 'ho-hum, another media Lie By Omission' story. A day ending in 'y'. The media might ponder why they are irrelevant. Oh, who am I kidding? Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2025 08:41 PM (gKDq2) 126
>>>She claimed a massive drop when in fact the true statistics (collected elsewhere) showed an increase of 70 times more inventions and studies.
Posted by: Orson ------------ You don't understand. It's her right as a DEI to make up shit. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2025 08:41 PM (fLFhi) Posted by: Soothsayer at August 28, 2025 08:41 PM (xWYd9) 128
"How is it that a man nearly killed while serving his community doesn’t make headlines? Is it because it happened in Lawrence? Or because it doesn’t fit the narrative the media and Beacon Hill want to push?"
If it was in the hood, it was just another everyday thing. Posted by: fd at August 28, 2025 08:41 PM (vFG9F) 129
Evening, Ace, and Cafe patrons! Done wrenching for the day. NAPA accepted the return of my unused new motor mounts, less a 10% restocking charge. I was delighted with that. Eighty bucks back in my pocket.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2025 08:41 PM (y1lin) 130
@ Posted by: Case at August
I live in Baldwin County, my guess is they have retired close to where I live. Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 08:42 PM (p4NUW) 131
Who the hell is out sprinkling bullets on the sidewalk?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 08:42 PM (06Hmj) 132
I guess he figured Neil Young needed to remind everyone he was still alive.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 28, 2025 08:42 PM (gKWVE) 133
Anybody like a glass of Cab?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 07:36 PM (dxWFK) Yellow or Checker? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2025 08:42 PM (y1lin) 134
Alan Levinovitz@AlanLevinovitz
Walking down my block and found bullets scattered on the street. Gun culture in America is ridiculous. For most gun owners, guns serve the same purpose as New Age crystals or nutritional supplements: Empowering charms to make you feel safe. But unlike crystals, they kill. Only assholes like you bring a new age crystal to a gunfight. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 08:42 PM (snZF9) 135
Top pic is great. I want a house right on top. Be all kinds of Goldfinger and shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 08:39 PM (snZF9) --- I thought there *was* a house on top. Or at least a temple to Zorkon the Space God. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2025 08:43 PM (IBQGV) 136
lol, the woke fired CDC director says she's not leaving. She's already been replaced. Posted by: Soothsayer at August 28, 2025 08:43 PM (xWYd9) Posted by: fd at August 28, 2025 08:43 PM (vFG9F) 138
"I found bullets sprinkled in the street" is so Tom Friedman it makes my teeth hurt.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 08:44 PM (06Hmj) 139
David Bowie
>writes an album full of awesome music Neil Young >every now and then throws poo at Trump when I get old and decrepit, I want to be Bowie. Posted by: gKWVE at August 28, 2025 08:44 PM (gKWVE) 140
You don't understand. It's her right as a DEI to make up shit.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2025 08:41 PM (fLFhi) And be called 'a strong black woman' by doing so. The Rise of the Incompetents. And here we are. Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2025 08:44 PM (gKDq2) 141
Warai, thank you for that.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 08:45 PM (dxWFK) 142
I call bullshit. They're two expensive. 9mm ? Four of those is a buck. Somebody is picking those bullets up. He's a liar. Posted by: Howdy at August 28, 2025 The other clue? No scratches. Those are right out of the box. Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2025 08:45 PM (p4NUW) 143
Only assholes like you bring a new age crystal to a gunfight.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 08:42 PM (snZF9) Comment If The Week. And if it isn't I'm coming after you, you loggers of cob. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 08:45 PM (06Hmj) 144
Alteria, home cooked is always the best and cheaper.
Posted by: Ben Had We all know that. I just like saying it from time to time. Check this out. A friend dropped off a couple chile rellenos made by one of the crazy skilled local Hispanic woman that only sell them by appointment. These have proven to be the some of the best chile rellenos I have ever had. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 08:46 PM (aJQjq) 145
When she's done with the mortgage business, she can inform us all why she plagiarized, and then help us understand why the premise and conclusion of her scholarship review formed opinions of racism when in fact the actual basis of her premise was that they stopped collecting the statistics she was using and she claimed minority inventors were forced to stop creating. She claimed a massive drop when in fact the true statistics (collected elsewhere) showed an increase of 70 times more inventions and studies.
== SHe is a massive fraud ! Posted by: runner at August 28, 2025 08:46 PM (g47mK) 146
Finding bullets sprinkled on the street is the new ‘my 6 year old hates Trump’
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 28, 2025 08:46 PM (W/Pix) 147
Only assholes like you bring a new age crystal to a gunfight.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 08:42 PM (snZF9) Why an assault witch can strip a clip of 30 crystals with one pull of the trigger, and has unlimited magazines. -Lame stream media Posted by: haffhowershower at August 28, 2025 08:46 PM (144I4) 148
130 Alan Levinovitz@AlanLevinovitz
Walking down my block and found bullets scattered on the street. I call bullshit. They're two expensive. 9mm ? Four of those is a buck. Somebody is picking those bullets up. He's a liar. Posted by: Howdy at August 28, 2025 08:41 PM (yhXeV) Probably spent brass, or maybe yellow foam ear plugs. Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2025 08:47 PM (LHPAg) 149
SHe is a massive fraud !
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2025 08:46 PM (g47mK) Claudine Gay chimes in. Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2025 08:47 PM (gKDq2) 150
Top photo is Factory Butte, near Hanksville Utah
Posted by: Don Black at August 28, 2025 08:05 PM (AOsQT) You know it's badlands when it won't even support a crop of weeds. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2025 08:47 PM (y1lin) 151
You know who is an asshole besides Neil Young? Trey Gowdy.
Publius@OcrazioCornPop BREAKING: TREY GOWDY says we need to have a conversation about more gun control, especially for "young white males." "Its always a young white male, almost always." - Yeah, you can't hardly find violent black yutes. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 28, 2025 08:48 PM (L/fGl) 152
Alteria, I keep working on perfecting my rellenos recipe. Got my white sauce with pomegranate garnish down.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 08:48 PM (dxWFK) 153
More Utah.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 28, 2025 08:48 PM (5+Y60) 154
Who the hell is out sprinkling bullets on the sidewalk?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 08:42 PM (06Hmj) Do you think he meant to say casings? Someone shot into the air in youthful exuberance? Or do you think he meant there is a wandering Johnny Bulletseed trying to spread them as far as possible to encourage new (would it be a tree or a bush? I am thinking bush) to grow. Personally, I figure this is like a 6 year old, sipping their coffee while reading the paper and quipping that gun violence makes her glad she is trans to her gay dad. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2025 08:49 PM (YRGJJ) 155
From a FB post from my village group:
Uh oh. Another critter to worry about! Bears stealing birdseed, eagles going fishing, coyotes howling at night, deer eating everything in sight, bobcats chasing rabbits, foxes hiding from bobcats, otters eating the fish, hawks hunting for little ducks, owls controlling the chipmunk population, big black snakes eating rattlers & copperheads, and now we have to worry about foraging feral HOGS? Oh. That’s right! We moved to the mountains where all of this stuff is supposed to happen! Just realized I left out a bunch: skunks, moles, voles, mice, armadillo, groundhogs, beavers, blue tailed skinks, spring lizards, tree frogs, snapping turtles, box turtles, turtley turtles, ducks, egrets, heron, ELK, squirrels (both flying & gray)." Now, did anyone else read this in the Tasmanian Devil's voice and expect him to say "But especially rabbits!!" Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2025 08:49 PM (cYBz/) 156
You don't understand. It's her right as a DEI to make up shit. Posted by: Braenyard
Plus you never should interrupt or question a black women speaking. See Kentanji BJ for further details. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 08:49 PM (aJQjq) 157
You can kill people with crystals.
Most toxins are crystalline, if not in aqueous solution. Crystals have probably killed far more people than hot lead injection. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 08:49 PM (06Hmj) 158
If these truckers are so god damn wonderful, you fuckin hire them, chickenfuckers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 08:30 PM (06Hmj) You don't understand their position. Very important people have a whole business plan based around running interstate shipping that pays 70% of the wages that Americans drivers will work for. Without that basic element guaranteed, the companies will go bankrupt, and the Indian drivers will no longer be able to send their wages back home. There is no upside to this decision for them. Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2025 08:50 PM (rbvCR) 159
Trey Gowdy needs a cattle prod up his ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 08:50 PM (dxWFK) Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 08:50 PM (aJQjq) 161
"BREAKING: TREY GOWDY says we need to have a conversation about more gun control, especially for "young white males."
"Its always a young white male, almost always." He needs to check out the mug shots on my local news site. Travodka may beg to differ. Posted by: fd at August 28, 2025 08:51 PM (vFG9F) 162
See Kentanji BJ for further details.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 08:49 PM (aJQjq) I L-O-V-E Love the fact that even Kagan and Soto are joining in on the "who bitch dis is" chorus lately. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 08:51 PM (06Hmj) 163
Dammit! Should have broken the long shitpost into much smaller, bite size comments!
I think i was the only one to make the Johnny Appleseed ref though. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2025 08:51 PM (YRGJJ) 164
Just for fun I put 3I/ATLAS in Stellarium to see where it is in the sky. It's in Libra. If you look at the Moon, Libra will be along a line from the Moon's 10 o'clock a pretty good ways. It's very close to the star Gamma Librae, also known as Zubenelhakrabi. How's that for a name? Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2025 08:51 PM (w6EFb) 165
165 Trey Gowdy needs a cattle prod up his ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 08:50 PM (dxWFK *shivers* Posted by: Trey Gowdy's hamster at August 28, 2025 08:51 PM (gKWVE) 166
You can kill people with crystals.
Most toxins are crystalline, if not in aqueous solution. Crystals have probably killed far more people than hot lead injection. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 08:49 PM (06Hmj) ——- ‘Yea, I know’ — Captain Kirk Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 28, 2025 08:52 PM (W/Pix) 167
Probably spent brass, or maybe yellow foam ear plugs.
Posted by: Eromero Here's a picture. They're pristine. https://is.gd/lPWvEP I figure he lost a tooth and the Cartridge Fairy left them for him. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 28, 2025 08:52 PM (L/fGl) 168
Yo, Sandeep...does get fucked work for you? Because it works for us.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2025 08:10 PM (Wnv9h) Canada, too has a problem with turban-winding drivers, both Sikh and muzzie. Ask the Humboldt, Saskatchewan junior hockey team. Oh, wait... Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2025 08:53 PM (y1lin) 169
You can kill people with crystals.
Most toxins are crystalline, if not in aqueous solution. Crystals have probably killed far more people than hot lead injection. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 08:49 PM (06Hmj) Sigh....frigging stick in the mud. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 08:53 PM (snZF9) 170
Crystals have probably killed far more people than hot lead injection.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 08:49 PM (06Hmj) But enough about Folger's Crystals. Posted by: haffhowershower at August 28, 2025 08:53 PM (144I4) 171
Zubenelhakrabi. How's that for a name?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2025 08:51 PM (w6EFb) Of the Schenechtady Zubenelhakrabis? I went to college with their nephew! Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 08:53 PM (06Hmj) 172
Trey Gowdy needs a cattle prod up his ass.
Posted by: Ben Had I thought that whole Trey look was because he already had one there. The things one learns here... Posted by: MkY at August 28, 2025 08:54 PM (cPGH3) 173
Publius@OcrazioCornPop
BREAKING: TREY GOWDY says we need to have a conversation about more gun control, especially for "young white males." Well, Trey, may I call you Trey?, yes, gun owners are all male, and sometimes, yes, the young ones especially, they don't wear condoms. Oh, you wanted to talk about rifles and handguns? That would be weapon control, not gun control. Trey, are you familiar with the Second Amendment? Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 08:54 PM (0sNs1) 174
>You know it's badlands when it won't even support a crop of weeds.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon --- yeah that soil out there is mostly ancient clays was at the bottom of an inland sea at one time Posted by: Don Black at August 28, 2025 08:55 PM (AOsQT) 175
Bah ha, ha, ha. I find it most peculiar that she only discovered this clerical error after filling out the loan paperwork, signing the paperwork as true and accurate, received substantial financial, and getting busted for fraudulently submitting that loan application and receiving a loan. She is no different than a hot pants hooker who gets busted shoplifting blue shadow in a Walmart. Perp walk the Ho. I will even donate the blue eye shadow.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 08:19 PM (aJQjq) The only "clerical" error I can see is that she got baptized as a Christian (presumably) and not as a muslim, which religion tolerates lying to infidels. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2025 08:55 PM (y1lin) 176
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 08:55 PM (0sNs1) 177
Trey Gowdy is the Amy Schumer of Lindsey Grahams.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2025 08:56 PM (YRGJJ) 178
It's very close to the star Gamma Librae, also known as Zubenelhakrabi. How's that for a name? Posted by: publius, Sounds Sumarian. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 28, 2025 08:56 PM (5+Y60) 179
BREAKING: TREY GOWDY says we need to have a conversation about more gun control, especially for "young white males."
"Its always a young white male, almost always." Have the conversation with your limp meat, dickhead. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 08:56 PM (snZF9) 180
Ok, the publius/ Warai exchange has got to be the comment of the week.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 08:56 PM (dxWFK) 181
Probably spent brass, or maybe yellow foam ear plugs.
Posted by: Eromero Here's a picture. They're pristine. https://is.gd/lPWvEP I figure he lost a tooth and the Cartridge Fairy left them for him. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 28, 2025 08:52 PM (L/fGl) —— Like claiming sex trafficking is high in the area by claiming to have found a handful of unused Trojans Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 28, 2025 08:56 PM (W/Pix) 182
Cafe type story. Python hunt in Florida.
This year's winner is a good looking babe. https://shorturl.at/aHsN6 Posted by: From about That Time at August 28, 2025 08:57 PM (n4GiU) 183
More Gun Control....
ESPECIALLY For Young White Males.... Hmmmmmmmm..... Equal protection, much, kewpie boy? Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 08:57 PM (06Hmj) Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 28, 2025 08:57 PM (W/Pix) 185
That's not the flex he thinks it is. How tone deaf do you have to be?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2025 08:30 PM (UZOIv) --- Judging from his quavering, watery singing voice, and his rich catalogue of truly shitty music: pretty fucking tone-deaf. I hate that fooking tool. Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Allegedly Pissed Off at August 28, 2025 08:57 PM (0aYVJ) 186
lol, the woke fired CDC director says she's not leaving. She's already been replaced.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 28, 2025 08:43 PM (xWYd9) Crap, is she going to jam the locks and barricade her office door? I'd just remove all her computer and phone access and nail her office door shut, and let her go when she starts to cry Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2025 08:58 PM (rbvCR) 187
Got the new pen built today. Pulled out all the old welded-wire fence, mowed the whole area, drove t-posts and put up the gate and hog paneling. To my astonishment, the 16 foot panels all lined up properly. We now have a new 30x50 pen for the house dogs. Hot, hard work, though.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh $5.00 says the house dogs will have you out there in month while they sleep on your bed. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 08:58 PM (aJQjq) 188
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 08:55 PM (0sNs1) Well spin my test tube! Posted by: Alice at the Lab at August 28, 2025 08:58 PM (gKDq2) 189
138 Alan Levinovitz@AlanLevinovitz
Walking down my block and found bullets scattered on the street. Gun culture in America is ridiculous. For most gun owners, guns serve the same purpose as New Age crystals or nutritional supplements: Empowering charms to make you feel safe. But unlike crystals, guns kill. Statistics are not very clear, estimates say that guns are legally used for self defense in the US between 1,095 and 5,479 times. Obviously, they are not used to shoot a perpetual thst often, but people brandishing the weapons in time of danger can send a bad guy running without the need to pull the trigger. The fact that a minimum of 1095 people are actually made safe because they have a gun is a pretty good indication that Mr. Levinovitz is an ignoramus. BTW, that's up to 5,479 legal uses of firearms for self defense in the US every day. Not year, not month, not week. EVERY DAY. Posted by: tankdemon at August 28, 2025 08:59 PM (jfvTO) 190
Alan Levinovitz@AlanLevinovitz
Walking down my block and found bullets scattered on the street. I call bullshit. They're two expensive. 9mm ? Four of those is a buck. Somebody is picking those bullets up. He's a liar. Posted by: Howdy at August 28, 2025 08:41 PM (yhXeV) Probably spent brass, or maybe yellow foam ear plugs. Posted by: Eromero Phillips and hex head screwdriver bits. Someone dropped their tool belt. Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2025 08:59 PM (UZOIv) 191
I find the shape of Trey Gowdy's skull to be a bit unsettling
anytime I see him I wanna ask 'Hey buddy- what's with the head?' Posted by: Don Black at August 28, 2025 08:59 PM (AOsQT) 192
Probably spent brass, or maybe yellow foam ear plugs.
Posted by: Eromero Here's a picture. They're pristine. https://is.gd/lPWvEP I figure he lost a tooth and the Cartridge Fairy left them for him. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 28, 2025 08:52 PM (L/fGl) This is my favorite reply: You forgot to mention that the ammo shouted “this is maga country!” as you picked it up. Posted by: haffhowershower at August 28, 2025 08:59 PM (144I4) 193
Trey Gowdy needs to get with the times...
the Threat is coming from Liberal White Women, now. Their Rules. Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2025 09:00 PM (Z1dZR) 194
Gowdy is an oxygen thief. .
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 28, 2025 09:00 PM (5+Y60) 195
I wonder if there is an Elberta Oil Peon?
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 28, 2025 08:39 PM (144I4) Used to be a meme here that native-born Albertans spoke it as "Elburda". There is, in fact, an "Alberta Drawl". Listen to Corb Lund speak, and you get a hint of it. I don't have it; grew up in B.C., and my speech style is very close to Washington State English. But I don't say "warsh". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2025 09:01 PM (y1lin) 196
>> Sounds Sumarian.
A-rab, if you can believe Google search. Name apparently means "claw of the scorpion". Libra at one time was considered part of Scorpio. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2025 09:02 PM (w6EFb) 197
I think Trey Gowdy may be a conehead
Posted by: Don Black at August 28, 2025 09:02 PM (AOsQT) 198
Gowdy got the text that the narrative is to be Young White Male.
He delivers to spec according to the purchase order. The man is a fucking spunk depot. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:03 PM (06Hmj) 199
I'd like to know where all these unspent rounds are sprinkled around. I'd pick them up.
Posted by: Money Maker at August 28, 2025 09:03 PM (1vZ05) 200
I don't have it; grew up in B.C., and my speech style is very close to Washington State English. But I don't say "warsh". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I grew up in Washington State. We do not have an accent. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 09:04 PM (aJQjq) 201
I've ridden my bike 50 miles a week for the past 20 years. In rural area through quiet neighborhoods where everyone has guns. I have an eagle eye for "stuff" in the road. Will admit that I've found maybe a dozen live bullets in all that time.
Posted by: Road Worrier at August 28, 2025 09:05 PM (G5+As) 202
I find the shape of Trey Gowdy's skull to be a bit unsettling
anytime I see him I wanna ask 'Hey buddy- what's with the head?' Posted by: Don Black at August 28, 2025 08:59 PM (AOsQT) Definitely has avocado energy happening. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 09:06 PM (snZF9) 203
The man is a fucking spunk depot.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:03 PM (06Hmj) Sounds like a girl i knew in college. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2025 09:06 PM (zZu0s) 204
I think Trey Gowdy may be a conehead
Posted by: Don Black at August 28, 2025 09:02 PM (AOsQT) Nah, just an inane dipshit. Can't blame him on aliens. Although with his hair 'styles', Ambassador Londo Mollari looks normal. Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2025 09:06 PM (gKDq2) 205
Used to be a meme here that native-born Albertans spoke it as "Elburda". There is, in fact, an "Alberta Drawl". Listen to Corb Lund speak, and you get a hint of it. I don't have it; grew up in B.C., and my speech style is very close to Washington State English. But I don't say "warsh".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2025 09:01 PM (y1lin) My dad had a job that often had him driving along the High Line of Montana, and he would hear Alberta crop reports where the radio guy was talking about "budadas." Took him a bit to learn the guy was talking about potatoes. Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Allegedly Pissed Off at August 28, 2025 09:06 PM (0aYVJ) 206
I grew up in Washington State. We do not have an accent.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 09:04 PM (aJQjq) I was told once, "you people talk funny, you don't stress anything!" Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2025 09:06 PM (rbvCR) 207
Vanity Fair is a publication for rich white housewives - you know, retards. It's published by rich white cat ladies - even more retarded.
I know all Adobe CS publishing software at an expert level. I have a decent command of English. Give me two 3.5 GPA high school students and two InCopy licenses, and $50K/yr. for each of them. Give me $250K, and a full CC license. Together, we can replace every "writer" and "editor" at that sorry ass rag, working four days a week. I guarantee it. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2025 09:06 PM (BI5O2) 208
I grew up in Washington State. We do not have an accent.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 09:04 PM (aJQjq) I grew up in Pennsylvania. We got about five hundred and seven accents. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:06 PM (06Hmj) 209
Most under-reported international news is that while the hamassholes are doing their martyrdom tour , Judea and. Samaria are about to become a sovereign part of Israel again
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 09:06 PM (dxWFK) 210
narf
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2025 09:07 PM (rbvCR) 211
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Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2025 09:07 PM (gKDq2) 212
I did not do this. I never use them formatting thingies.
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Allegedly Pissed Off at August 28, 2025 09:07 PM (0aYVJ) 213
>>I've ridden my bike 50 miles a week for the past 20 years. In rural area through quiet neighborhoods where everyone has guns. I have an eagle eye for "stuff" in the road. Will admit that I've found maybe a dozen live bullets in all that time.
I ride 3-5 days a week. Not once have I found live ammo on the road. And I am in MT! Ammo is not in short supply here. Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2025 09:07 PM (Z1dZR) 214
Will admit that I've found maybe a dozen live bullets in all that time.
Posted by: Road Worrier at August 28, 2025 09:05 PM (G5+As) In the middle of the road? What did Serpico start throwing them at the cars? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2025 09:07 PM (zZu0s) 215
Okay RickZ. Jelly... or syrup?
Posted by: the Barrel at August 28, 2025 09:08 PM (gKWVE) 216
Together, we can replace every "writer" and "editor" at that sorry ass rag, working four days a week.
I guarantee it. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2025 09:06 PM (BI5O2) And thus was "Fuck You and Your Mother and The Horse You Both Rode In On Backwards Weekly" born. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:08 PM (06Hmj) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 28, 2025 09:08 PM (L/fGl) Posted by: AltonJackson at August 28, 2025 09:08 PM (tljrc) 219
Paging RickZ ... Paging RickZ ... RickZ to a brown courtesy communication device ... Paging Rick Z.
Posted by: The Barrel at August 28, 2025 09:09 PM (0sNs1) 220
Well, the barrel is a sort of depot, not just for spunk though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2025 09:09 PM (zZu0s) 221
I like the italics.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 09:10 PM (dxWFK) 222
Well I hope Neil Young will remember
A real man don't need him around anyhow Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 28, 2025 09:08 PM (L/fGl) Using one of my brother's beauties...Neil Young can suck the fart outta my ass. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 09:10 PM (snZF9) 223
minneapolis is quite the shit hole, isn't it.
Posted by: angsterdam at August 28, 2025 09:11 PM (van9r) 224
Dude has fucking Maddow Head.
Ain't no crystals gonna cure that shit. You need traction, and plaster, and probably a priest. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:11 PM (06Hmj) 225
And thus was "Fuck You and Your Mother and The Horse You Both Rode In On Backwards Weekly" born.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:08 PM (06Hmj) --- I can't wait to see that at the checkout lane at Walmart! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2025 09:11 PM (IBQGV) 226
>>>
This is my favorite reply: You forgot to mention that the ammo shouted “this is maga country!” as you picked it up. Posted by: haffhowershower ---------------- Speculating, he scattered the bullets himself. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2025 09:11 PM (fLFhi) 227
I like the italics.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 09:10 PM Let's double your pleasure! Yak Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 09:12 PM (0sNs1) 228
Wanda don't wanna with Neil anymore.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 09:12 PM (dxWFK) 229
minneapolis is quite the shit hole, isn't it.
Posted by: angsterdam Mogadishu, Minnesota? Yes, yes it is. Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2025 09:12 PM (UZOIv) 230
Lol @ ammo dood.
If 8 rounds is enough to freak him out, then he'd absolutely sh!t himself upon viewing my former workspace. A million rounds, all in one room (not even counting "shipping" dept)... Heh. Just another day at the office. Posted by: JQ at August 28, 2025 09:13 PM (rdVOm) 231
I can't wait to see that at the checkout lane at Walmart!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2025 09:11 PM (IBQGV) Every cover is just a furious, rampant middle finger. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:13 PM (06Hmj) 232
minneapolis is quite the shit hole, isn't it.
Posted by: angsterdam Mogadishu on the Mississippi is the preferred name these days. And yes, it has become quite a shit hole. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 09:13 PM (aJQjq) 233
Duncanthrax, YES, Yak , the all purpose option.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 09:14 PM (dxWFK) 234
I grew up in Pennsylvania.
We got about five hundred and seven accents. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:06 PM (06Hmj) ___________________________ So true. Not a prevalent as it used to be, but there are still some German accents bouncing around. Philly has their own dialect. As you get down towards Maryland, you even pick up a bit of a twang from some folks. Pittsburgh has their own dialect. Up north in the coal regions you get another dialect. Interesting state just from the diversity of dialects, foods, etc. Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2025 09:15 PM (dIske) 235
as long as there's sun as long there's rain
youtu.be/QWtsV50_-p4 Posted by: gKWVE at August 28, 2025 09:15 PM (gKWVE) 236
"Land of Ten Thousand Rugfuckers" wouldn't fit on the license plates.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:15 PM (06Hmj) 237
Cafe type story. Python hunt in Florida.
This year's winner is a good looking babe. https://shorturl.at/aHsN6 Posted by: From about That Time at August 28, 2025 08:57 PM (n4GiU) Yeah, check out her pythons! Posted by: haffhowershower at August 28, 2025 09:16 PM (144I4) 238
Dude has fucking Maddow Head.
Ain't no crystals gonna cure that shit. You need traction, and plaster, and probably a priest. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:11 PM (06Hmj) ---- Nothing a little creative trepanation can't fix. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2025 09:19 PM (IBQGV) 239
Interesting state just from the diversity of dialects, foods, etc.
Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2025 09:15 PM (dIske) I just moved to berks County recently. I swear there's at least twenty recognizable "accents" of Dutchey alone. And it's freaky to listen to because it's basically just southern German, but i vaguely speak "regular" TV and Radio German so it all sounds like variations on Bayrisch to me, and i catch maybe one out of every ten words. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:19 PM (06Hmj) 240
Yaks are underrepresented here for sure, but they still get better press than musk oxen, for some reason.
Posted by: Cattle Call at August 28, 2025 09:20 PM (G5+As) 241
232 minneapolis is quite the shit hole, isn't it.
Posted by: angsterdam ____________________________ Ah yes, but also a world record holder. For a time there, Minneapolis boasted the largest homeless camp the world has ever seen. The counted upwards of 700 "domiciles". You know you have a homeless problem when they start giving the homeless camps actual designated names. Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2025 09:22 PM (dIske) 242
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 08:55 PM (0sNs1) Well spin my test tube! Posted by: Alice at the Lab at August 28, 2025 08:58 PM (gKDq2) Well, light my bunsen burner! Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2025 09:23 PM (wVcYX) 243
Penguins take up too many Café slots that could go to other more deserving animals. Yaks, for example.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 28, 2025 09:23 PM (0sNs1) 244
>>>Overall, the catches were also monumental this year with 294 pythons captured – the most in the contest's history.
----------- Next is the skin it for the boot maker sale then followed by the annual python roast & bbque cook off. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2025 09:24 PM (fLFhi) 245
182 Cafe type story. Python hunt in Florida.
This year's winner is a good looking babe. https://shorturl.at/aHsN6 Posted by: From about That Time at August 28, 2025 08:57 PM (n4GiU) She's gonna need something bigger than that sneak boat. You notice how low it sets in the water? Screw that. Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2025 09:24 PM (LHPAg) 246
We ought to do something like "Prime Minister's Questions". Just throw Orange Man in front of Congress once a week so they can tard out right proper and he can troll their asses off in reply.
I'd pay actual money to watch that shit. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:24 PM (06Hmj) 247
Land of Ten Thousand Bums
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:25 PM (06Hmj) 248
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:19 PM (06Hmj)
__________________________ I know the Berks County area a little. Good folks mostly, but stay out of center city Reading after dark. If you are looking for some good produce, the Mennonites have stands all over the place selling fresh sweet corn, tomatoes, etc. And the Mennonites have a totally different German accent altogether. I want to say there is actual Dutch mixed into it. Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2025 09:25 PM (dIske) Posted by: gKWVE at August 28, 2025 09:26 PM (gKWVE) 250
minneapolis is quite the shit hole, isn't it.
Posted by: angsterdam Mogadishu on the Mississippi is the preferred name these days. And yes, it has become quite a shit hole. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 28, 2025 09:13 PM (aJQjq) At this point it's pretty much like one of those unruly territories of some ancient super power. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 09:26 PM (snZF9) 251
243 Penguins take up too many Café slots that could go to other more deserving animals. Yaks, for example.
Posted by: Duncanthrax Well-adjusted, above average, children worldwide beg their parents to take them to see the penguin house and penguin pool at the zoo. No child ever clamored to see the yak pen. Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at August 28, 2025 09:26 PM (G5+As) 252
talking about "budadas." Took him a bit to learn the guy was talking about potatoes.
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo That's how my grandma said potatoes, and she was as Boston Irish laborer class as it got, born 1886. Posted by: From about That Time at August 28, 2025 09:27 PM (n4GiU) 253
Keep Lisa Cook in legal peril. Run her handlers out of cash defending her against the truth.
Plus lock her in her office, with no computer, no phone, no cell signal, and a crate of Twinkies. Then kick her to the streets as unemployable. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 28, 2025 09:27 PM (u82oZ) 254
I know the Berks County area a little. . . .
Posted by: Orson We had a farm in Northern Berks up by Mertztown - Topton. Years ago one heard more Pennsylvania German there than English. Even back then, we stayed out of Reading. Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2025 09:28 PM (cYBz/) 255
I would be absolutely sincere. I would publish verbose horseshit about TayTay's wardrobe and makeup - interspersed with ads featuring women fat enough to make my readers feel better about their ample asses, and black enough to scare them, even on paper.
And snarky editorials about how people who people who purchase the same products they do under different labels at cheaper stores are actually subhuman. Those women voted for Trump, after all... and because they don't have gates on their neighborhoods, they can't even defend their cishet offspring from the righteous fury of a Vanity Fair reader's troonlet. And there would be helpful tips and tricks to help them speak like Gen Z, and dress like them. That will help them believe they too can cheat on their husbands with a hot younger guy like Travis Kelce. There will also be articles about how to drive them wild in the bedroom or pool cabana. Those articles will be interspersed with ads for boxed chardonnay and SSRIs. And so forth. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2025 09:28 PM (BI5O2) 256
247 Land of Ten Thousand Bums
Posted by: Warai-otoko Key West? Dupont Circle (The DC Fruit loop)? Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 28, 2025 09:29 PM (u82oZ) 257
Cafe type story. Python hunt in Florida.
This year's winner is a good looking babe. https://shorturl.at/aHsN6 Posted by: From about That Time at August 28, 2025 08:57 PM (n4GiU) Damn, she got-um some -a nice-a melonies. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 09:29 PM (snZF9) 258
I've heard the Irish say "bidayduh" for potato. At first it was just a dude on a cooking show and i thought, hey that's funny, but then i went to Ireland and heard it there too. Maybe it's a western thing, Cork/Kerry etc.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:30 PM (06Hmj) 259
I just moved to berks County recently. I swear there's at least twenty recognizable "accents" of Dutchey alone.
you did WHAT! oh that's cool. lots of good people up in Berks! and yeah the accents can be wild Posted by: Black Orchid at August 28, 2025 09:31 PM (Pv3Rg) 260
BREAKING: TREY GOWDY says we need to have a conversation about more gun control, especially for "young white males."
"Its always a young white male, almost always." Have the conversation with your limp meat, dickhead. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 08:56 PM (snZF9) Again if you go by the definition of a mass shooting being 4 or more shot, then the largest perp ethnic group is young black men. Maybe they need to come up with a different category for this type of planned shooting . Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2025 09:31 PM (EYmYM) 261
And so forth.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2025 09:28 PM (BI5O2) Do what you're good at, and use the money you make from that to do what you love. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:32 PM (06Hmj) 262
Duncanthrax, YES, Yak , the all purpose option.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 09:14 PM (dxWFK) Was watching the Blue Jays game on TV at the hotel yesterday for Wing Nite. Looks like the Toronto Zoo has got themselves a pair of yaks. Some sort of very hairy bovines, anyway. They were munching placidly on a large bale of hay. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2025 09:32 PM (kvlWr) 263
and yeah the accents can be wild
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 28, 2025 09:31 PM (Pv3Rg) Yeah, wifey and I couldn't handle the LV anymore. Not a day goes by one of us doesn't say "I'm so glad we moved here" out loud. I'm not even being hyperbolic. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:33 PM (06Hmj) 264
YDice:
I have years of magazine experience. Sign me up. Posted by: Wenda at August 28, 2025 09:34 PM (utsBX) 265
Maybe they need to come up with a different category for this type of planned shooting .
Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2025 09:31 PM (EYmYM) They're never going to make a trans category. Posted by: RickZ at August 28, 2025 09:34 PM (gKDq2) 266
From what I recall, there's a rather well to do suburb of Reading PA called Wyomissing, which is where Taylor Swift grew up, and according to her, was bullied at school.
I don't know if she was bullied or not, but if she was, Berks County has that going for it. ![]() Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2025 09:34 PM (dIske) 267
Wyo and West Reading are where all the bougie shit is. Reading Proper is a fucking dump.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:36 PM (06Hmj) 268
btw Trey Gowdy was on with Hugh Hewitt (yeah I know, I was driving into town) on the day of the shooting
I always suspected he was an asswipe, but hearing him talk to Hugh the other day cemented it all was about him, himself, his gripes about the Republicans, who slighted him when he started out. the same story over and over, the Republican DOJ/AG refused to hire him, but some Dem did, yada yada yada he has a grudge and is a heartless prick, that's all. not much to him. self-centered to the extreme. also boring. Posted by: Black Orchid at August 28, 2025 09:36 PM (Pv3Rg) 269
Trey Gowdy got kicked out of Flock of Seagulls.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2025 09:38 PM (63Dwl) 270
Even back then, we stayed out of Reading.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2025 09:28 PM (cYBz/) I was just out there a few weeks ago. I think the town was called Oley or some shit. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 09:39 PM (snZF9) 271
he has a grudge and is a heartless prick, that's all. not much to him. self-centered to the extreme. also boring.
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 28, 2025 09:36 PM (Pv3Rg) He is a McConnellite in an age of no McConnells. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:39 PM (06Hmj) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2025 09:40 PM (/BCo/) 273
From what I recall, there's a rather well to do suburb of Reading PA called Wyomissing, which is where Taylor Swift grew up, and according to her, was bullied at school.
I don't know if she was bullied or not, but if she was, Berks County has that going for it. Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2025 09:34 PM (dIske) Who, in the history of ever, was NOT bullied at school somewhere along the line? Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2025 09:40 PM (wVcYX) 274
I was just out there a few weeks ago. I think the town was called Oley or some shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 09:39 PM (snZF9) ___________________________ I know Oley for one single reason. There is a place down there that sells their own ice cream made with dairy products from the farm right across the street. Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2025 09:40 PM (dIske) 275
AZ deplorable, anything for you!
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2025 09:41 PM (dxWFK) Posted by: Black Orchid at August 28, 2025 09:41 PM (Pv3Rg) 277
Trey Gowdy got kicked out of Flock of Seagulls.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2025 09:38 PM (63Dwl) "Sling yer 'ook, kewpie, we inn't a Flock 'a Arseholes!" Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:42 PM (06Hmj) 278
276 Leibys is in Berks
best pies and ice cream ANYWHERE Posted by: Black Orchid at August 28, 2025 09:41 PM (Pv3Rg) _________________________ Ok, now you're giving my flash backs. Leiby's is actually based up in Tamaqua, PA, but they sell their ice cream all over the state. Good stuff. Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2025 09:43 PM (dIske) 279
best pies and ice cream ANYWHERE
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 28, 2025 09:41 PM (Pv3Rg Facts. And i don't even like ice cream. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:44 PM (06Hmj) 280
I know Oley for one single reason. There is a place down there that sells their own ice cream made with dairy products from the farm right across the street.
Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2025 09:40 PM (dIske) I only know it because people we knew in jersey who threw a big summer bash every year decided to buy some 8500sq ft monstrosity to have bigger bashes. Instead of a 20 minute drive now its 2 hours. pricks... Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 09:45 PM (snZF9) 281
Trey Gowdy needs to back to wearing lip gloss and drawling about room temperature mistresses on Forensic Files. It's more his speed than public policy stuff.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 28, 2025 09:46 PM (BI5O2) 282
Who, in the history of ever, was NOT bullied at school somewhere along the line?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2025 09:40 PM (wVcYX) I was 5'11", a buck nothin', long haired, and acne ridden. I thought bullying was just a normal immutable facet of existence. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:46 PM (06Hmj) 283
I know Oley for one single reason.
Posted by: Orson My Aunt use to teach at Oley Valley High School - she had to remind her students to stomp the cow manure from their boots when they came to class. Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2025 09:47 PM (cYBz/) 284
The Civil War lineup...coming to a bunch of states near you...
Christians vs. The Leftist Marxist, Socialist, Tranny dog bag, and all of the Gen. EXER's living in their parent's basements. Christians are the more proficient with firearms in general... history taught us to be that way. Posted by: Nightwatch at August 28, 2025 09:48 PM (25kuG) 285
I had a couple jobs in Oley when i was working a gig one summer.
How the hell do so many of us have an Oley connection? It's a town of about a thousand people and two thousand cows. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:49 PM (06Hmj) 286
I want to affirm that we are not Anti-Yak at all. We feel a kinship with them, because there are about 14.4 Million Yak in the world, as well as about 14.4 Million Penguins. Even-Steven. The Lord must love us equally.
Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at August 28, 2025 09:49 PM (G5+As) 287
OhLiMoMe?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:50 PM (06Hmj) 288
Fed Gov. Lisa Cook sues Trump administration to block her ... -
· WASHINGTON (AP) — Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook has sued the Trump administration in an effort to overturn the president’s attempt to fire her, launching an … ----------- I didn't know. Trump is going to lose sleep over this, hahahahah. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2025 09:52 PM (fLFhi) 289
285 I had a couple jobs in Oley when i was working a gig one summer.
How the hell do so many of us have an Oley connection? It's a town of about a thousand people and two thousand cows. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:49 PM (06Hmj) __________________________________ Oley, also has one of the most unique and valuable schools you will find in the US. They have a Vo-Tech school. Vocational Technical that teaches plumbing, electrical, construction, IT...you name it. It's separate from every school district in the County, but kids go there to learn basic careers. Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2025 09:52 PM (dIske) 290
I don't know, man, filing a high profile lawsuit to keep a job seems like the ne plus ultra of being a useless cunt.
Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:54 PM (06Hmj) 291
I guess Neil Young was an ok dude. He should of stuck to singing about stuff he knew about. I can't believe I have cut him some slack. Getting old I guess.
Posted by: Case at August 28, 2025 09:54 PM (iwlvf) 292
3I/Atlas is getting even weirder. Which is expected for some non-solar system object, an likely a 7 billion year old relic of an ancient star system in the Milky Way's thick disc. It's spewing a lot of nickel, but no iron. And that's really different. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2025 09:54 PM (w6EFb) 293
I have a pot of chili on the stove. May not be good, but it will be filling.
Spent my shop time doing wiring jobs on the Suburban. I think I have all the connectors on the transmission-related wire harnesses accounted for. Either plugged in or identified, and awaiting the unit into which they plug. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2025 09:55 PM (kvlWr) 294
Anybody like a glass of Cab?
Posted by: Ben Had Enjoying a glass at Casa Sin Problemas, Gulf Coast. Introvert, 2023. I am what I drink... Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 28, 2025 09:55 PM (nbLIj) 295
We've got a lot of little frogs around this year. Sometimes almost a dozen just on the glass on the front door. Cute little guys. Mostly tree frogs. Some arrow frogs.
When there's this many just around the house, it makes me realize there's quite a lot in the area. Of course, they're very vocal. Posted by: mindful webworker - heavin and heaven are not the same at August 28, 2025 09:55 PM (HETr4) Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 28, 2025 09:56 PM (u82oZ) 297
I had a couple jobs in Oley when i was working a gig one summer.
How the hell do so many of us have an Oley connection? It's a town of about a thousand people and two thousand cows. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:49 PM (06Hmj) And probably only 1 road going through it. There was a detour and it took us miles out of the way. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2025 09:56 PM (snZF9) 298
The sausage served at the MoMe will be venison/ wild boar.
Posted by: Ben Had Is the wild boar "local", if you know what I mean? Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2025 09:57 PM (/BCo/) 299
>No child ever clamored to see the yak pen.
Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board ---- There's a restaurant in Estes Park that serves yak. I myself have had a yak burger. NOBODY wants a penguin burger, Posted by: Don Black at August 28, 2025 09:57 PM (AOsQT) 300
282 Who, in the history of ever, was NOT bullied at school somewhere along the line?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2025 09:40 PM (wVcYX) I was 5'11", a buck nothin', long haired, and acne ridden. I thought bullying was just a normal immutable facet of existence. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:46 PM (06Hmj) Me... Braces, Glasses, three science Fiction books, 2 D&D books, and the Calculus Text book.... as a FRESHMAN in High School... While... Older Brother? Senior in High School... QB on Football team, Basketball Team, Baseball Team... and Prom King... I got it from both ends... his Friends bullied me... and those who didn't like him bullied me... as he stood by. Never have forgiven him for that year... even when 5 years later I could kick his ass... and can continue to do so to this day. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2025 09:57 PM (mP0Kj) 301
It's separate from every school district in the County, but kids go there to learn basic careers.
Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2025 09:52 PM (dIske) There's some really good votech schools all over PA. When i was in school, those kids went to a community College nearby that was no joke. At the time i was a snotty pimply dickhead about it, but looking back those kids had the right idea. Amazing job straight out of high school? Or fifteen years of bullshit academia just to learn it's all fake and gay? Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 09:57 PM (06Hmj) 302
I guess Neil Young was an ok dude. He should of stuck to singing about stuff he knew about. I can't believe I have cut him some slack. Getting old I guess.
Posted by: Case at August 28, 2025 09:54 PM (iwlvf) He had a few good tunes; some songs that were well-suited to his whiny voice. He also turned out a ration of shit. I always kind of liked "Harvest Moon". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2025 09:58 PM (kvlWr) 303
AZ deplorable, anything for you!
Posted by: Ben Had It's a great night for CAB! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2025 09:58 PM (/BCo/) 304
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Not likely, she, like every Federal employee...serves at the behest of the CIC's will. She is fired because Donald said so. Case closed. She is just making a bogus case because like many in her "Culture" they have never been told..."No." Posted by: Nightwatch at August 28, 2025 09:59 PM (25kuG) 305
There's a restaurant in Estes Park that serves yak. I myself have had a yak burger. NOBODY wants a penguin burger,
Posted by: Don Black at August 28, 2025 09:57 PM (AOsQT) Hey! Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Sea Lion at August 28, 2025 09:59 PM (gKDq2) 306
OBAMA SHAVE...
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 28, 2025 10:00 PM (25kuG) 307
Of course, they're very vocal.
Posted by: mindful webworker - heavin and heaven are not the same at August 28, 2025 09:55 PM (HETr4) We call them "peepers". They're cute enough. But they can get damn annoying, too, can't they? Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 10:00 PM (06Hmj) 308
She is just making a bogus case because like many in her "Culture" they have never been told..."No."
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 28, 2025 09:59 PM (25kuG) Call it a pro-forma dispute of the firing. Puts her on record as opposing it, even though it's totally justified. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2025 10:00 PM (kvlWr) 309
Nood
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 28, 2025 10:01 PM (u82oZ) 310
304 288
Not likely, she, like every Federal employee...serves at the behest of the CIC's will. She is fired because Donald said so. Case closed. She is just making a bogus case because like many in her "Culture" they have never been told..."No." Posted by: Nightwatch at August 28, 2025 09:59 PM (25kuG) Sure looks like she did Mortgage fraud.... and it does not take a Court case to fire someone, all you have to do is make the Institution look bad. Which... this does. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2025 10:01 PM (mP0Kj) 311
They're cute enough. But they can get damn annoying, too, can't they?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 10:00 PM (06Hmj) And the legs are too small to eat. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2025 10:01 PM (kvlWr) 312
And i just noticed that Don B is "AOsQT"....
How dare that hash not go to an Ette. It's unconscionable. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 28, 2025 10:03 PM (06Hmj) 313
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Yes indeed, bullied in 5th and 6th grade by "Gene" a hateful POS. That was until I learned that his dad was heinous drunk and used to beat the shit out of him daily. The "monsters" that vex us in society...usually have parents that made them that way. Posted by: Nightwatch at August 28, 2025 10:05 PM (25kuG) 314
All three Goldens we've had are sweet but goofy. Good with babies and kids. Think they are human.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 28, 2025 10:05 PM (6PCLE) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 28, 2025 10:17 PM (L/fGl) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0443 seconds. |
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The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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