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Claiming That the Vote Was Rigged, the Minnesota Democrat Party Voids the Party's Endorsement of Somali Socialist Omar Fateh
Wait but I thought Democrat election wins were all legitimate and beyond questioning.
A couple of months ago the Minnesota Democrat Party voted to give the challenger for Minneapolis mayor, the Somali socialist Fateh, over the currently-serving mayor, who is Jewish. This had bigger advantages than just the dubious power of a Democrat Party endorsement -- Fateh was granted party monies to campaign against the incumbent. But Democrats are now claiming that foreigners rigged the election.There is no such thing as election cheating, unless the Democrat-Media Party Establishment says there is.
The Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party vacated is endorsement following State Democratic Party because of a "substantial undercount" in the nominee balloting at a recent convention.
By Natalia Mittelstadt Minnesota's Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party has vacated its endorsement of democratic-socialist state Sen. Omar Fateh for Minneapolis mayor, after a review panel found flaws in the voting process. Fateh is challenging the more centrist incumbent Democratic Mayor Jacob Frey. ... However, on Thursday, Minnesota state Democratic Party officials withdrew the Minneapolis chapter's endorsement, citing "substantial failures" during the convention, which had technological and procedural irregularities. In Minnesota, the state party is called the Democratic-Farmer-Labor Party. With the endorsement, Fateh would have had access to party resources and valuable voter databases for his campaign, which would have helped in his race against Frey, a two-term incumbent who has raised significantly more money. Fateh has been compared to New York City Democratic mayoral nominee Zohran Mamdani, as they both seek to move their cities further left by taxing the wealthy to build affordable housing, capping rent increases, and overhauling how public safety resources are spent. Each are democratic socialists, Muslim and have African roots. The Fateh campaign's co-manager, Graham Faulkner, criticized the revocation of the endorsement. "Our campaign sees this for what it is: disenfranchisement of thousands of Minneapolis caucusgoers and the delegates who represented all of us on convention day," Faulkner said. "The establishment is threatened by our message."
The DNC Summer Meeting begins with a land acknowledgment that claims Minneapolis, Minnesota is on stolen land. pic.twitter.com/zayYRl5w4r
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) August 25, 2025
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Martin Tell at August 25, 2025 03:29 PM (sFNX2)
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Ain't that the truth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 03:29 PM (GBKbO)
Dems are sooo racist.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 25, 2025 03:30 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 25, 2025 03:31 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: mishdog at August 25, 2025 03:31 PM (LWgq3)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 25, 2025 03:31 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: Spooky at August 25, 2025 03:31 PM (2sMLA)
Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2025 03:31 PM (Z1dZR)
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 25, 2025 03:31 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 25, 2025 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 25, 2025 03:32 PM (N1tpc)
Let's just say he's not welcome at ANY Minneapolis Area Petting Zoos.
Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2025 03:32 PM (Z1dZR)
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 25, 2025 03:32 PM (vK/Ja)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2025 03:33 PM (nQ9NA)
Posted by: 13times at August 25, 2025 03:33 PM (hwIQ8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2025 03:34 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: steevy at August 25, 2025 03:35 PM (YwEeS)
First Class seating only deportation flight, and make the $1000 in cash.
Posted by: Kilmar Abrego Garcia at August 25, 2025 03:35 PM (2sMLA)
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2025 03:35 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 25, 2025 03:35 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 25, 2025 03:35 PM (iFTx/)
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Either that, or this is the very first time the Democrat machine has had cheating happen in its internal operations, and they are aghast!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Piper at August 25, 2025 03:36 PM (BgmlQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2025 03:36 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2025 03:37 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2025 03:37 PM (63Dwl)
I passed a Mennonite Church on a Gravel Bike Ride this weekend and the sign out front said:
'Europeans Welcome'
Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2025 03:37 PM (Z1dZR)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2025 03:38 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: torabora at August 25, 2025 03:38 PM (tKOx3)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 25, 2025 03:38 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Good And Hard, Esq. at August 25, 2025 03:38 PM (2sMLA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2025 03:38 PM (kkTda)
Isn't the "Farmer- Labor Party " basically just "Communist" with an older name?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Farmer sickle
Labor hammer
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2025 03:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2025 03:39 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2025 03:39 PM (dCxaZ)
Looks like a demonic muppet.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2025 03:33 PM (nQ9NA)
***
I was in Somalia.
One look, didn't even have to read the article.
Somali.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2025 03:39 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2025 03:39 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 25, 2025 03:39 PM (6eOSv)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 25, 2025 03:38 PM (i24o9)
Maybe if he was sired by her brother. That's one weird-looking pirate wannabe
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 25, 2025 03:39 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2025 03:40 PM (dGCAG)
If you truly thought that you were on Stolen Land, wouldn't the first thing you did would be to get off the stolen land?
And what's the justification for importing hundreds of thousands of Somalis to squat on that stolen land?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2025 03:40 PM (xTIDn)
The Democratic Party don't want voters to decide. They want the voters to ratify what the Democratic Party has decided.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2025 03:41 PM (kkTda)
Russia?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2025 03:37 PM (63Dwl)
Somalis.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at August 25, 2025 03:41 PM (buExO)
1. Vacancy Tax- This is a new tax that is in addition to property taxes that would apply to those commercial properties forced to close due to rioting, crime, and various other reasons.
2. Fateh is in constant contact with the Minnesota Revenue Dept. to create a new wealth tax state wide that would be use primarily to support Minneapolis social projects.
I don't know whether I should laugh at the absolute ignorance and hubris associated with these "ideas" or as the fact that there are a sufficient number of people in Minnesota that would support such nonsense.
Posted by: Orson at August 25, 2025 03:41 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 25, 2025 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
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Russia?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2025 03:37 PM (63Dwl)
America
Posted by: BurtTC at August 25, 2025 03:41 PM (dGCAG)
Farmer-Labor Party?
Oh, that is waaaayy too white, country cracker sounding.
Time to modernize, bitchez.
The FaLaPa is the future!
Their logo can be a very sexy goat.
The chant? FaLaPa Baa-baa-baa!
Do it! Do it now!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2025 03:41 PM (RTMHr)
Posted by: steevy at August 25, 2025 03:35 PM (YwEeS)
TEH GAYZ vs HAMAS in Ottawa was hilarious over the weekend.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 25, 2025 03:41 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: ShainS -- Black Lives Don't Matter Now That Trump Is Saving Them In DC at August 25, 2025 03:42 PM (zQlkF)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 25, 2025 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
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Is piracy on Lake Superior out?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 03:42 PM (GBKbO)
I have been repeatedly assured by the media an democrats that this never happens.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 25, 2025 03:42 PM (0N4FZ)
Isn't the "Farmer- Labor Party " basically just "Communist" with an older name?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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More marketable than "Peasant-Workers Party".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2025 03:42 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 25, 2025 03:42 PM (ySpAZ)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2025 03:42 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2025 03:42 PM (viF8m)
If you truly thought that you were on Stolen Land, wouldn't the first thing you did would be to get off the stolen land?
And what's the justification for importing hundreds of thousands of Somalis to squat on that stolen land?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2025 03:40 PM (xTIDn)
***
It staggers me their absolute ignorance. Do they not see the disconnect? Are they really this stupid?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2025 03:43 PM (2WIwB)
German welfare state 'can no longer be financed' — Merz
Russia’s top diplomat says Zelensky can’t sign Ukraine war peace deal because he’s ‘illegitimate’
25 Percent of Working Age Brits Are Out of Work. Why Is the U.K. Government Paying Millions To Stay Home?
Uprising In Iran Reaches MULTIPLE Cities - IRGC Prepare Crackdown
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2025 03:43 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 25, 2025 03:43 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: red speck at August 25, 2025 03:43 PM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2025 03:43 PM (2WIwB)
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It's just empty words no one believes but they must say or else be cast out from the party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 03:43 PM (GBKbO)
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Putin, you magnificent bastard -- is there nothing you can't do (except win a war)?
Posted by: ShainS -- Black Lives Don't Matter Now That Trump Is Saving Them In DC at August 25, 2025 03:43 PM (zQlkF)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 25, 2025 03:43 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 25, 2025 03:44 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Cow Demon at August 25, 2025 03:44 PM (1X0uI)
Posted by: beckster at August 25, 2025 03:44 PM (NLtte)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2025 03:42 PM (viF8m)
So glad I already swallowed my tea or it would have been all over the monitor.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 25, 2025 03:44 PM (N1tpc)
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They shouldn't be allowed to breathe stolen air ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Black Lives Don't Matter Now That Trump Is Saving Them In DC at August 25, 2025 03:45 PM (zQlkF)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 25, 2025 03:45 PM (SSEhk)
Posted by: 13times at August 25, 2025 03:45 PM (hwIQ8)
The meanie Italians abolished slavery in Somalia at the beginning of the 20th Century, but:
However, some Somali clans notably the Biimaal clan opposed this idea. The Biimaals fought the Italians to keep their slaves.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2025 03:45 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: WisRich at August 25, 2025 03:45 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2025 03:43 PM (RHGPo)
I'm betting you need to put "Brits" in quotes there.
Most of those are as British as our "Maryland Father"
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 25, 2025 03:45 PM (N1tpc)
Funny how this keeps happening with the same group of people.
The US really is one of the few countries that have this crazy system.
Posted by: Leupold at August 25, 2025 03:46 PM (4pwAx)
Looks like a demonic muppet.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2025 03:33 PM (nQ9NA)
***
I was in Somalia.
One look, didn't even have to read the article.
Somali.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2025 03:39 PM (2WIwB)
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A friend of a girl I know is Somali. They were roommates. Somali girl was a successful model, even had billboards in Times Square. Not my kind of "look," though: tattoos, piercings, kind of a tough lesbian look. But she was straight, and actually quite shy despite her appearance.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 25, 2025 03:46 PM (iFTx/)
Hey, north anerican indigenous are raking in gambling, tobacco and gas money proceeds. Any thank yous there?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 25, 2025 03:43 PM (YlWIZ)
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So why are the Injuns so poor? You'd think some enterprising journalist would be interested in where all that money goes?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2025 03:46 PM (kkTda)
Imagine some dude squatting in your house but doing a "land acknowledgement" every night before bed?
Or a guy doing a "Hot VCR Acknowledgement" out the back of a semi with price signs attached?
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2025 03:46 PM (XVa0w)
They are thieves who figure if everyone else is a thief then I can't be held accountable beyond mere public acknowledgement.
Posted by: False equivalents and turtles all the way down at August 25, 2025 03:46 PM (yxoWI)
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The Dems are a nude erection
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2025 03:46 PM (/gceP)
—Ace
They'd know rigging when they see it.
In fact, they rigged this one, just not enough. Like 2016.
Let's see if they blame RUSSIA !!! For this one too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 25, 2025 03:47 PM (/lPRQ)
The pro-Antifa mayoral candidate in Portland in 2020 said that Portland was stolen land.
Once.
Apparently people stared asking when she was going to deed her house over to one of the local tribes.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2025 03:47 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: WisRich
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100% not surprised.
Will someone explain to me why the Trump Admin got him back in the US?
Why didn't they just ignore that order?
If he stands trial anywhere in maryland, he walks.
Posted by: Leupold at August 25, 2025 03:47 PM (4pwAx)
It staggers me their absolute ignorance. Do they not see the disconnect? Are they really this stupid?
Posted by: Diogenes "
Sometime think they do this crap just to annoy and spit on the norms. Other times I think they are this stupid. I can't decide which.
Posted by: Ripley at August 25, 2025 03:47 PM (GUOwU)
it was the Macedonian content farms that got 'em this time
Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2025 03:47 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2025 03:48 PM (RHGPo)
It's intended to delegitimize the concept of private property.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2025 03:48 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2025 03:48 PM (RHGPo)
Conjecture: The DFL knew full well about the "irregularities" in the nomination, and decided to notice them only after they realized that this bug-eyed African jihadi was too disgusting to get elected, even in Minneapolis.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 25, 2025 03:49 PM (VWtfl)
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Ohhh, it's THAT one again.
This why I said Trump would get more shit done if he'd hired on some pipe-hitters to take care of certain problems.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 25, 2025 03:49 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 25, 2025 03:49 PM (ULPxl)
Imagine some dude squatting in your house but doing a "land acknowledgement" every night before bed?
Or a guy doing a "Hot VCR Acknowledgement" out the back of a semi with price signs attached?
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2025 03:46 PM (XVa0w)
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Before you have sex with your girl, you have to give acknowledgments to all the guys who where there before you.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 25, 2025 03:49 PM (iFTx/)
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Ohhh, it's THAT one again.
This why I said Trump would get more shit done if he'd hired on some pipe-hitters to take care of certain problems.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 25, 2025 03:49 PM (/lPRQ)
Deport both of them to Uganda.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 25, 2025 03:50 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2025 03:43 PM (2WIwB)
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It's just empty words no one believes but they must say or else be cast out from the party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 03:43 PM (GBKbO)
There is cellophane in these words. We can see right thru them.
Posted by: Chief Ten Bears at August 25, 2025 03:50 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 25, 2025 03:50 PM (LAhxf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2025 03:46 PM (kkTda)
Firewater
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 25, 2025 03:50 PM (N1tpc)
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2025 03:48 PM (RHGPo)
Who writes these scripts...?
Calling people stupid and felon and then complaining that the other guys ARE (sniff) "cruel". LMAO
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2025 03:50 PM (XVa0w)
Never mind that the guy who shot the Hortmans, as well as Senator John Hoffman and his wife, worked for Walz and was not inspired by President Trump, the pro-life movement, or MAGA. Vane Boelter is a nutjob, but Walz decided to politicize this, because Walz is a vile human being.
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2025 03:50 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: The small headed Somali guy at August 25, 2025 03:51 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: wth at August 25, 2025 03:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 25, 2025 03:49 PM (iFTx/)
"Before I Colonize your womb, I'd like to take a moment to remember that I am about to coom on stolen lands..."
Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2025 03:51 PM (Z1dZR)
Posted by: pudinhead at August 25, 2025 03:52 PM (c711F)
Posted by: toby928 at August 25, 2025 03:52 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2025 03:52 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2025 03:52 PM (XVa0w)
Posted by: Ripley at August 25, 2025 03:52 PM (GUOwU)
Fuck the goats with balls of Ali
FaLaPa Baa-Baa, Baa-Baa Baa Baa.
Tis the season to be jolly,
FaLaPa Baa-Baa, Baa-Baa Baa Baa.
Don we now our gay apparel,
FaLaPa Baa-Baa, Baa-Baa Baa Baa.
Troll the ancient Ramadan carol,
FaLaPa Baa-Baa, Baa-Baa Baa Baa.
Posted by: ShainS -- Black Lives Don't Matter Now That Trump Is Saving Them In DC at August 25, 2025 03:52 PM (zQlkF)
1. Vacancy Tax- This is a new tax that is in addition to property taxes that would apply to those commercial properties forced to close due to rioting, crime, and various other reasons.
2. Fateh is in constant contact with the Minnesota Revenue Dept. to create a new wealth tax state wide that would be use primarily to support Minneapolis social projects.
***
*scribbles furiously *
Posted by: Washington State Democrats at August 25, 2025 03:52 PM (2WIwB)
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Oh now THERE'S a surprise.
Posted by: Vincent Gambino, Esq. at August 25, 2025 03:52 PM (wVcYX)
Good.
Posted by: red speck at August 25, 2025 03:43 PM (0Id0S)
Get your fcking asses back to Somalia and vote there, in Somalian elections, shitheads.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 25, 2025 03:52 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 03:53 PM (TFjXn)
This is a rhetorical question, right?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2025 03:53 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: The small headed Somali guy
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TBF. A Somali warlord would probably do a better job of running the city. The occasional ak47 massacre and human barbecue notwithstanding.
Posted by: False equivalents and turtles all the way down at August 25, 2025 03:53 PM (yxoWI)
And no "was living on the land in the 1700s doesn't count. I want to know who was there in 15K BC...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2025 03:54 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2025 03:54 PM (XVa0w)
What has changed is the DFL figured out the voters, they have taken for granted since forever, are in revolt and their inbred Muslim Communist mayoral candidate could easily result in the DFL being send packing and the state flipping Republican. See the 1965 Democrat Great Society cockup as an example of how these things can work out; that one cost the D's the South permanently. Also that dumbass Walz.
This is a desperation move to stave off what is looking like the inevitable. I was up on the Iron Range this summer. Historically it was a union/DFL fortress; from what I experienced while there the walls have been breached. Time will tell; cramming an inbred Muslim down the electorate's throat is triggering a collective gag reflex.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 25, 2025 03:54 PM (zdKZs)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2025 03:54 PM (RTMHr)
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2025 03:54 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: wferrin at August 25, 2025 03:55 PM (VYd9z)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 03:55 PM (TFjXn)
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Oh now THERE'S a surprise.
Posted by: Vincent Gambino, Esq. at August 25, 2025 03:52 PM (wVcYX)
Uh, is she an Immigration Judge? If not, this is not within her Jurisdiction at all.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2025 03:55 PM (mP0Kj)
It’s always worth reading the primary source material before freaking out.
Go read the actual EO.
It does not make the mere act of burning a US flag illegal—that is still constitutionally protected speech. What it DOES make illegal is this: burning a US flag "in a manner that is likely to incite imminent lawless action or that is an action amounting to “fighting words”.”
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2025 03:55 PM (RHGPo)
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Oh now THERE'S a surprise.
Posted by: Vincent Gambino, Esq. at August 25, 2025 03:52 PM
Is that President Boasberg or the one in Tennessee?
Posted by: toby928 at August 25, 2025 03:55 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 25, 2025 03:56 PM (kTd/k)
Granted, I haven't met a lot of farmers, but ones I have met here and the ones I met and talked with at the agricultural/ 4-H fair this past week were not Communists . They were conservatives disgusted with the RINOs
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2025 03:56 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 25, 2025 03:49 PM (iFTx/)
"Before I Colonize your womb, I'd like to take a moment to remember that I am about to coom on stolen lands..."
Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2025 03:51 PM (Z1dZR)
Individually, or as a group? Individually might take a while and this raging death boner would subside a bit.
Posted by: Chad at August 25, 2025 03:56 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: fly gal at August 25, 2025 03:56 PM (ROF3X)
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Uh, is she an Immigration Judge? If not, this is not within her Jurisdiction at all.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2025 03:55 PM (mP0Kj)
They/them *identifies* as an immigration judge, h8ter.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 25, 2025 03:56 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 03:56 PM (TFjXn)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 25, 2025 03:49 PM (iFTx/)
"Before I Colonize your womb, I'd like to take a moment to remember that I am about to coom on stolen lands..."
Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2025 03:51 PM (Z1dZR)
It seems like that might spoil the mood.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 25, 2025 03:57 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2025 03:55 PM (mP0Kj)
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I'm still waiting to see the order itself, but I assume it's Xinis, the federal district court judge, and related to something like a habeus petition.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 03:57 PM (GBKbO)
Convince me otherwise. Their entire agenda, every single issue, is link by these common threads.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 25, 2025 03:57 PM (we6p7)
And no "was living on the land in the 1700s doesn't count. I want to know who was there in 15K BC...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2025 03:54 PM (sKqQm)
Word... we want out planet back!
Posted by: Neanderthal Man at August 25, 2025 03:57 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 03:53 PM
You're not going to make fetch happen.
Posted by: toby928 at August 25, 2025 03:57 PM (jc0TO)
He responded that she was out back fucking a goat.
The man said doesn't that bother you Fateh ?
He responded Naaaahhhhh
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 25, 2025 03:58 PM (NtVYv)
Let's hear the libs defend free speech for a while. Should be entertaining.
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2025 03:58 PM (XVa0w)
Posted by: DanMan at August 25, 2025 03:58 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2025 03:55 PM (RHGPo)
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What it actually does is create a situation where dumb leftists will demand that Democrat officeholders burn flags on video and post them on X to prove that they're fighting Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 03:58 PM (TFjXn)
Posted by: toby928 at August 25, 2025 03:55 PM (jc0TO)
The mannish, Rachel Maddow looking one in Maryland.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 25, 2025 03:59 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 03:57 PM (GBKbO)
But, isn't that case closed... and so not in front of that Judge anymore?
If it was a 'new' lawsuit... why the same Judge?
Posted by: Neanderthal Man at August 25, 2025 03:59 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Eromero at August 25, 2025 03:59 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: ...
I am of the thought that is so important, indeed, essential to our freedom that I am not willing to fuck with it for anything
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 03:59 PM (TFjXn)
Posted by: beckster at August 25, 2025 04:00 PM (NLtte)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2025 04:00 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: Neanderthal Man at August 25, 2025 03:59 PM
Random chance.
Posted by: toby928 at August 25, 2025 04:00 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 25, 2025 03:46 PM (iFTx/)
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I found the men to be uniformly unattractive and always wigged out on khat. The women slightly less so but they made the Chaplin's job of preaching celibacy easy.
Some cute goats though.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2025 04:00 PM (2WIwB)
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Dude, I want some of what you're smoking.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at August 25, 2025 04:00 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 25, 2025 04:00 PM (Riz8t)
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What has changed is the DFL figured out the voters, they have taken for granted since forever, are in revolt and their inbred Muslim Communist mayoral candidate could easily result in the DFL being send packing and the state flipping Republican. See the 1965 Democrat Great Society cockup as an example of how these things can work out; that one cost the D's the South permanently. Also that dumbass Walz.
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Do you suppose the Skinny is going to hang around as a candidate for a while? He can extort more money to go away if he stays in.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 25, 2025 04:00 PM (azNOR)
"We're really really super sorry we stole your land, you guys.
...
Play ball!!"
Posted by: far cry at August 25, 2025 04:00 PM (EBJoV)
Make the courts say it is ok to burn the US flag but not a gay flag...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 25, 2025 04:00 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 03:57 PM (GBKbO)
But, isn't that case closed... and so not in front of that Judge anymore?
If it was a 'new' lawsuit... why the same Judge?
Posted by: Neanderthal Man at August 25, 2025 03:59 PM (mP0Kj)
"It's a miracle!" -- leftists
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 25, 2025 04:00 PM (ULPxl)
If it was a 'new' lawsuit... why the same Judge?
Posted by: Neanderthal Man at August 25, 2025 03:59 PM (mP0Kj)
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ICE provided Garcia notification of deportation to a third party country at 4 on Friday. 72 hour clock (not including weekends) started then, so there's time for Garcia and his lawyers to file countersuits related to that order.
The delay is probably to hear arguments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:01 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 25, 2025 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
In the 90s Illinois had a tussle when Lydon Larouche's part of the Dem party (some nutjobs who thought the Queen of England controlled everything) managed to sweep all the primaries aside from Governor partly because their candidates were "Mike Jones" and the machine Dems had names like Podiolawski or some such.
The governor had to repudiate his own candidates and things went badly.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2025 04:01 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Ducks for Trump at August 25, 2025 04:01 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2025 04:01 PM (RTMHr)
RazALERT: After investigating multiple reports, police have not confirmed any active threats on campus at this time. Avoid, deny, defend protocols have been lifted at this time while police continue to patrol campus, but please be vigilant. Due to today's events, classes are cancelled for the remainder of day, but will resume Tuesday. Students are free to leave campus at this time if desired. Housing and most dining services remain open. Razorback Transit plans to continue routes.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at August 25, 2025 04:01 PM (e35Sw)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 25, 2025 04:01 PM (HuNM+)
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at August 25, 2025 04:01 PM (e35Sw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2025 04:02 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 03:59 PM (TFjXn
You may not be interested in fucking with free speech but fucking with free speech is interested in you.
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2025 04:02 PM (XVa0w)
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2025 03:55 PM (RHGPo)
I'd agree... burning the US flag, in the US, should constitute 'fighting words'... which is not protected under Free Speech.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2025 04:02 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: MikeN at August 25, 2025 04:02 PM (HVZOH)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 25, 2025 04:02 PM (wrRTB)
RazALERT: After investigating multiple reports, police have not confirmed any active threats on campus at this time. Avoid, deny, defend protocols have been lifted at this time while police continue to patrol campus, but please be vigilant. Due to today's events, classes are cancelled for the remainder of day, but will resume Tuesday. Students are free to leave campus at this time if desired. Housing and most dining services remain open. Razorback Transit plans to continue routes.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at August 25, 2025 04:01 PM (e35Sw)
Ugh. Glad you are ok though!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 25, 2025 04:02 PM (ULPxl)
The lawsuit to force Trump to give money to PP through Medicaid just died.
Appeals Court ruled the district court's ruling to be bullshit and retarded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:02 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: fly gal at August 25, 2025 03:56 PM (ROF3X)
The chances that Walz is a closeted homosexual who got honeypotted and turned by the Chinese, and then backed to the hilt for political office is . . . Non-zero.
Posted by: Kindltot` at August 25, 2025 04:03 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: ...
it is horrifying how many are not interested in free speech, and want nothing more than to be the censors.
it is free speech or not free speech no halfway
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:03 PM (TFjXn)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2025 04:03 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at August 25, 2025 04:03 PM (e35Sw)
It’s always worth reading the primary source material before freaking out.
Go read the actual EO.
It does not make the mere act of burning a US flag illegal—that is still constitutionally protected speech. What it DOES make illegal is this: burning a US flag "in a manner that is likely to incite imminent lawless action or that is an action amounting to “fighting words”.”
Posted by: SMOD at August 25, 2025 03:55 PM (RHGPo)
Whether it stands or not, it shows again how Trump is a master of setting up an 80/20 issue where he's on the 80 side. All the Dems are now going to come out and advocate for the burning of American Flags, their more radical ones will probably start burning flags soon, just to "show Trump". Yeah that's a great way to win a majority in the House next year.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2025 04:04 PM (uWKK8)
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I don't recommend patronizing the new hatian barbeque chain that opened outside Columbus: Long Pork n Chips
Posted by: False equivalents and turtles all the way down at August 25, 2025 04:04 PM (yxoWI)
Posted by: beckster at August 25, 2025 04:00 PM (NLtte)
Hardworking at cutting Dem heads with machetes maybe. No way a liberal goes anywhere near the factory.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2025 04:04 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: S
it is subjective garbage
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:04 PM (TFjXn)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2025 04:03 PM
He's back in ICE custody, I think.
Posted by: toby928 at August 25, 2025 04:04 PM (jc0TO)
Long Live TF Ranger.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 25, 2025 04:04 PM (we6p7)
I don't normally comment on typos because I make far too many myself, but "Chaplin's job" made me laugh. I don't think that Chaplin was preaching celibacy but he might have good for a laugh if they could understand English and silent film comedy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2025 04:04 PM (2GCMq)
Some cute goats though.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2025 04:00 PM (2WIwB)
When I got there they uniformly looked like skeletons covered in skin. You knew who the bad ones were by the fact they looked like they had eaten in the last month and had some sort of clothing.
Posted by: Reforger at August 25, 2025 04:05 PM (e81a+)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 25, 2025 04:05 PM (eZwyX)
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A tale as old as time...
Posted by: Hastert at August 25, 2025 04:06 PM (yxoWI)
Nice Bronze Star Ya' Got There, LIAR: Vets Serve Wes Moore Glass of STFU Juice Over His Anti-Trump Post
https://is.gd/hiRks5
Suggested campaign slogan: Wes Is Moore!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at August 25, 2025 04:07 PM (L/fGl)
He should be dragged from his closet, his face wet with tears and red with shame.
Posted by: Lindsay Graham at August 25, 2025 04:07 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 25, 2025 04:05 PM (eZwyX)
Not to mention claiming it happened made one a Grave Threat to Our Precious Democracy.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 25, 2025 04:07 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)
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Next thing you know Tampon Tim will be calling on Democrat-Communists Nationwide and Worldwide publicly burn all flags with images of Trump on them.
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS -- Black Lives Don't Matter Now That Trump Is Saving Them In DC at August 25, 2025 04:07 PM (1Wdyb)
Today, we recognize that the land in the West Bank and Gaza are on land stolen from the Jewish people and affirm their centuries-long historic and religious right to all the land from the river to the sea.
That the Jewish people must be honored and respected as the one, true owners of all of Judea.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 25, 2025 04:07 PM (HuNM+)
I wouldn't be at all surprised that he's working for the Chinese, but in 2024 why would any Democrat politician need to be a "closeted gay" unless being gay would be anathema to conservative Muslim
Voters?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2025 04:08 PM (2GCMq)
Let’s not go down that slippery slope please.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 25, 2025 04:08 PM (wrRTB)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 25, 2025 04:09 PM (ppG5b)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:03 PM (
See what 18-1 said. Not everything is simple thought you knew that.
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2025 04:09 PM (XVa0w)
Voters?
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Not just gay, pedo. That's still a crime the last time I checked.
Posted by: Hastert at August 25, 2025 04:09 PM (yxoWI)
Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2025 04:09 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2025 04:03 PM
He's back in ICE custody, I think.
Posted by: toby928 at August 25, 2025 04:04 PM (jc0TO)
Yes, lots of smoke in this legal battle but precious few wins by them. And what do they actually win? Get one guy back in Baltimore. And the higher courts are getting kinda annoyed with the more dubious attempts to ignore them and delay things.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2025 04:10 PM (8avO+)
That event explains the specific wording of the EO.
Very well done.
Posted by: man at August 25, 2025 04:10 PM (5jsYP)
The Red Army was formally the Workers-Peasants Red Army (rabochiye-krestyanin krasnaya armiya).
Anyway.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2025 04:10 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: The Shobijin at August 25, 2025 04:10 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2025 04:10 PM (rRoxM)
Ok . I had forgotten about the possible pedophile bit.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2025 04:11 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: rocdoctom at August 25, 2025 04:11 PM (w5N9w)
Let’s not go down that slippery slope please.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
Then remove the bullshit law that gets you arrested for burning a faggot flag or doing burnouts on a faggot crosswalk.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2025 04:11 PM (L9gr5)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2025 04:10 PM (8avO+)
They're going to keep doing it until he gets a Jury, even though deportation cases aren't supposed to have a jury.
Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2025 04:12 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2025 04:10 PM (rRoxM)
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I think Martin is still dealing with some sort of internal and simmering civil war at the DNC.
Gavin Newsom is just talking up gerrymandering to distract from the DNC's problems!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:12 PM (GBKbO)
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Make doing donuts on a pride crosswalk great again.
Posted by: Voting worthwhile again at August 25, 2025 04:12 PM (yxoWI)
He should be dragged from his closet, his face wet with tears and red with shame.
Posted by: Lindsay Graham
I have never been honey potted and turned the Chicoms. Yet.
Posted by: Ferociously Hetrosexual Cory Booker at August 25, 2025 04:12 PM (zdKZs)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2025 04:11 PM (L9gr5)
Some people think they still have "free speech"
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2025 04:12 PM (XVa0w)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:03 PM (
See what 18-1 said. Not everything is simple thought you knew that.
Posted by: ...
I have addressed that her, which is whats wrong with free speech restrictions, there are bunches here that were angry bout big tech / dem censorship when it was happening and wanted to get into office so they could do it back to those guys/
I am for free speech whether I agree or disagree with whats said
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:12 PM (TFjXn)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2025 04:12 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2025 04:04 PM (2GCMq)
Heh.
The Chaplin was talking to the US troops. He was pretty good about telling troops to keep their zippers zipped. Looking at the locals made that a no-brainer.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2025 04:12 PM (2WIwB)
That is bad-ass.
Posted by: Ripley at August 25, 2025 04:13 PM (GUOwU)
hahahahahahah _FO
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2025 04:13 PM (c35xG)
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2025 04:13 PM (XVa0w)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 25, 2025 04:13 PM (vV6n9)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2025 04:13 PM (c35xG)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2025 03:55 PM (mP0Kj)
She's probably a traffic court judge. And who are you to question her authoritay!
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 25, 2025 04:13 PM (FJHWH)
Posted by: XTC at August 25, 2025 04:12 PM (UnA8+)
They aren't gonna get that, there are laws saying how these things are processed and a legal backing from this year.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2025 04:13 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 25, 2025 04:14 PM (we6p7)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:12 PM (TFjXn)
I am for unicorns. They took mine away.
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2025 04:14 PM (XVa0w)
Posted by: ...
Hanging in there. Thank you. Back at work. Trying to kerp my mind and hands busy.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2025 04:14 PM (L9gr5)
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump!
Was it a Glock AR-15 assault umbrella?
Man Triggers Active-Shooter Warning At University Of South Carolina With ... Umbrella
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fat, Dumb, and Happy at August 25, 2025 04:14 PM (L/fGl)
That's right. Your average Somali like this bulb headed fuck is functionally retarded.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at August 25, 2025 04:14 PM (2dTd+)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 25, 2025 04:14 PM (xl4Gc)
Hanging in there. Thank you. Back at work. Trying to kerp my mind and hands busy.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2025 04:14 PM (L9gr5)
Praying for you
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2025 04:15 PM (VE6XX)
Ok. I thought you were talking about the chaplain talking to the locals about celibacy. Sorry.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2025 04:15 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 25, 2025 04:15 PM (we6p7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2025 04:15 PM (uWKK8)
Allen has now been added to the semi-official “Myrotvorets” Ukrainian kill list.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2025 04:15 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2025 04:16 PM (rRoxM)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2025 04:14 PM (L9gr5)
You remain in my prayers. I had no idea what you were going through.
Posted by: ... at August 25, 2025 04:16 PM (XVa0w)
Voters?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2025 04:08 PM (2GCMq)
Voters, community, reputation.
Being homosexual carries with it a lot of baggage socially, not just in hetero communities, but pretty much all communities. There are certain expectations from being openly gay that are really hard to resist without being a pretty tough personality, and certain areas of community that could be closed out if not obeyed.
Even if the individuals rationalization is "I'm not gay, just guys give better BJs" it is not something you tell openly, (Having blown 100 guys makes your wife a tramp, but what does it make you?)
Also, if someone were to be in a foreign country and, for example, violate a minimum age law in one's home state, one might be prosecuted as if the act had been committed in one's home state.
Posted by: Kindltot` at August 25, 2025 04:16 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
When I first saw a picture of him I thought of him as more of a Haitian voodoo worshipper from a movie I saw years ago. Creepy is right.
Posted by: Cheri at August 25, 2025 04:16 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Kindltot` at August 25, 2025 04:16 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: The endless line of anti trump judges who think they are fighting evil at August 25, 2025 04:17 PM (yxoWI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2025 04:15 PM (uWKK
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Yeah, so Garcia's lawyer filed something like a habeus petition, really just a delay to hear arguments, a delay of a couple of days.
Dude doesn't have a leg to stand on regarding his deportation to a third party country. It's not an option to reject it unless he agrees to go back to El Salvador and remove the impediment the government has to sending him home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:17 PM (GBKbO)
But all that aside, how is it possible to consider compliance with lawless court orders and rulings (going on for decades now) by any president *not* a violation of their oath of office.
Yeah yeah inertia, cowardice, mediocrity - the vital ingredients of today's American institutions and "elites" - of course are fine with "letting the system work", with the butcher's bill, cost, and constitutional dissolution that represents. And the legal cult (including "conservatives") doesn't even know how to begin to think outside the derailed ridiculous "system" that has evolved.
But action delayed on this only will make the final chapter worse.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2025 04:17 PM (U/Byj)
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This rhymes with Penis so ghey, rite?
Posted by: pudinhead at August 25, 2025 04:17 PM (c711F)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 25, 2025 04:17 PM (FJHWH)
Posted by: E Buzz at August 25, 2025 04:17 PM (IM+0S)
Allen has now been added to the semi-official “Myrotvorets” Ukrainian kill list.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2025 04:15 PM (xTIDn)
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Sergei Bondarchuck's War and Peace is damn near a masterpiece! Woody Allen Johnson is right!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:17 PM (GBKbO)
That's right. Your average Somali like this bulb headed fuck is functionally retarded.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at August 25, 2025 04:14 PM (2dTd+)
They score terribly on the Baseball and Show Tunes portions of the test.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2025 04:18 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2025 04:15 PM (xTIDn)
Heretofore, I haven't much cared who won in Ukraine. But if they plan to assassinate Hollywood people, then I'm warming up to them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2025 04:18 PM (d5mfT)
Posted by: fourseasons at August 25, 2025 04:18 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:18 PM (TFjXn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 25, 2025 04:18 PM (vV6n9)
Posted by: pudinhead at August 25, 2025 04:18 PM (c711F)
Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2025 04:19 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:19 PM (TFjXn)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 25, 2025 04:19 PM (we6p7)
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Which is why they blend seamlessly into the fabric of Minnesota politics.
Posted by: Funny because it's true at August 25, 2025 04:20 PM (yxoWI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 25, 2025 04:20 PM (L/fGl)
Like, seriously, your argument is "he's not a gang member but he can't be sent back to Salvador due to threats from rival gangs so he has to stay here indefinitely."
The law could not be more clear: If he can't/won't go home, he can be deported to any country that will take him.
SCOTUS was reaffirmed that just months ago.
Gorsuch won't be the only one with fire for this judge ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 25, 2025 04:20 PM (HuNM+)
The lawsuit to force Trump to give money to PP through Medicaid just died.
Appeals Court ruled the district court's ruling to be bullshit and retarded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes
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And Trump says, par for the course, just like another day of golf.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2025 04:20 PM (c35xG)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 25, 2025 04:20 PM (we6p7)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2025 04:15 PM (xTIDn)
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Would this be a bad thing?
Posted by: pudinhead at August 25, 2025 04:20 PM (c711F)
That's right. Your average Somali like this bulb headed fuck is functionally retarded.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken
Which is why the Democrats love importing them.
Posted by: Auspex at August 25, 2025 04:20 PM (Y8DZL)
But action delayed on this only will make the final chapter worse.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2025 04:17 PM (U/Byj)
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Apparently something new got filed that delayed things to Friday or later. Xinis wants a hearing on Friday, I think? I haven't seen anything primary yet.
But, we always have to remember context.
Garcia is a sideshow while Trump's admin deports 200,000 more people since Garcia first filed his first lawsuit. And Garcia will end up out of the country in the end, a high-profile example to those choosing to fight to stay without legal right to be here.
And following the appeals process has kept SCOTOS so much on Trump's side that Jackson is writing 20 page screeds about it that not even Sotomayor will sign onto.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:20 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:03 PM (
But if I were to unfairly call you names and damage your reputation, is that free speech?
Posted by: Kindltot` at August 25, 2025 04:20 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2025 04:20 PM (rRoxM)
Took care to remember grammie winger in my Rosary intentions just now. Know she's not of the persuasion, but it can't hurt any.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2025 04:20 PM (kkTda)
Dallas cops now allowed to wear cowboy hats
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Sweet.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 25, 2025 04:21 PM (c711F)
Posted by: Kindltot`
what has that to do with free speech as it is understood in America
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:21 PM (TFjXn)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 25, 2025 04:21 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2025 04:21 PM (U/Byj)
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see ancient aliens
Posted by: n
See David Hogg.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 25, 2025 04:21 PM (zdKZs)
Posted by: pookysgirl, not going to give up her land at August 25, 2025 04:22 PM (379tp)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2025 04:22 PM (d5mfT)
In this particular case Walz has a wife ( which I has forgotten about . Sorry ) which would be a problem . I'm not sure if would be a problem for Democrats voting for an unattached" gay or someone they perceive to be in a committed relationship . Democrats certainly did not mind Pete Buttigieg being gay. If the sign virtue signalers are any indication "love is love".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2025 04:22 PM (2GCMq)
Is being gay now a requirement for knighthood?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 25, 2025 04:22 PM (PiwSw)
Allen discussed the movie with Bondarchuck's son.
"Love and Death" is hilarious as well.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2025 04:22 PM (xTIDn)
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see ancient aliens
Posted by: n
See David Hogg.
Posted by: Alter
or is that what happens your you mom was 10
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:22 PM (TFjXn)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
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DPS wanna' bees.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2025 04:23 PM (c35xG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:17 PM (GBKbO)
FWIU, he can't be sent to Uganda if he has a record, but if he accepts the plea deal, he will be deported to Costa Rica.
Posted by: Kindltot` at August 25, 2025 04:23 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2025 04:15 PM (2GCMq)
I went back and reread your comment, figured that's what happened. And I'm writing this on a dysfunctional Kindle. Typos almost mandatory.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2025 04:23 PM (2WIwB)
Allen discussed the movie with Bondarchuck's son.
"Love and Death" is hilarious as well.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2025 04:22 PM (xTIDn)
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I've actually never seen Love and Death.
I've seen maybe 10-15 of his 50 movies, but that's not one of 'em.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:23 PM (GBKbO)
Best moment in the movie.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2025 04:23 PM (xTIDn)
Restrictions on free speech are pretty small: perjury, libel and incitement subject to Brandenburg.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2025 04:23 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2025 04:24 PM (rRoxM)
Posted by: n at August
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and your dad is your brother
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2025 04:24 PM (c35xG)
Is being gay now a requirement for knighthood?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 25, 2025 04:22 PM (PiwSw
All of England is based on a sort of fagdom
Posted by: Archie Bunker at August 25, 2025 04:24 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2025 04:24 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2025 04:24 PM (L9gr5)
Posted by: Cheri at August 25, 2025 04:24 PM (oiNtH)
He would be the perfect Manchurian Candidate
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2025 04:25 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I am for minimal restrictions, I include restrictions about disclosing classified material youve sworn to hold secret to be fair
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:25 PM (TFjXn)
He would be the perfect Manchurian Candidate
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2025 04:25 PM (+qU29)
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China is going to have a population smaller than ours in 50 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:25 PM (GBKbO)
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What century is this? Did they clear out a grange hall so the Wobblies could hold a box social and cadge for donations?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2025 04:25 PM (kpS4V)
He would be the perfect Manchurian Candidate
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2025 04:25 PM (+qU29)
Except he's too stupid
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2025 04:25 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Cheri at August 25, 2025 04:24 PM
So many casinos that it would be the Vegas of the Tundra.
Posted by: toby928 at August 25, 2025 04:25 PM (jc0TO)
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see ancient aliens
Posted by: n
See David Hogg.
Posted by: Alter
or is that what happens your you mom was 10..."
And your father is also your uncle.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at August 25, 2025 04:25 PM (2dTd+)
The Ukrainians had Elon Musk on the death list for awhile.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2025 04:25 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 25, 2025 04:18 PM (vV6n9)
The Revolutionary Communist Youth Brigade (not so youthful) burned a flag at my university, I was there watching. it was some plasticy material and melted more than burned, a pretty bad choice IMO.
There was a counter demonstration the next week I think with ROTC and tons of flags.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2025 04:25 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 25, 2025 04:25 PM (zdKZs)
Which brings up the question of how the Archie character got that name.
Posted by: Orson at August 25, 2025 04:26 PM (dIske)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:21 PM (TFjXn)
Which means it is not absolute, it is "set around with cultural norms".
Are these norms subjective, or objective?
Posted by: Kindltot` at August 25, 2025 04:26 PM (rbvCR)
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see ancient aliens
Posted by: n
See David Hogg.
Posted by: Alter
or is that what happens your you mom was 10..."
And your father is also your uncle.
Posted by: Ernie
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:26 PM (TFjXn)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2025 04:26 PM (rRoxM)
The Ukrainians had Elon Musk on the death list for awhile.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2025 04:25 PM (xTIDn)
Some little kid or girl I think.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2025 04:26 PM (8avO+)
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Silly, winger. Only Democrats have the final word on whether an election was rigged.
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:26 PM (krQz2)
Allen has now been added to the semi-official “Myrotvorets” Ukrainian kill list.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Uh oh! I'd better watch out. I like Tchaikovsky.
P.S. Horrible Russki movie about the Battle of Kursk.
https://is.gd/bGq8x2
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 25, 2025 04:27 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2025 04:27 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Omar Fateh at August 25, 2025 04:27 PM (jc0TO)
Are these norms subjective, or objective?
Posted by: Kindltot`
your arguing a non point
did you think that noting the body of law around slander and libel was clever?
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:27 PM (TFjXn)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2025 04:26 PM (rRoxM)
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I doubt their official numbers. No idea what it could be.
However, I do believe that its replacement rate is about 0.6 right now.
Even if their official numbers are true, they're smaller than us in 50 years.
People are going to look back on the predictions of the "Chinese century" and laugh at those boobs who thought a nation with a one-child policy could possible rule anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:28 PM (GBKbO)
Which brings up the question of how the Archie character got that name.
Posted by: Orson at August 25, 2025 04:26 PM (dIske)
The writer named him that.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2025 04:28 PM (8avO+)
I have a couple of polls I'd like to show you.
Posted by: Black voters at August 25, 2025 04:28 PM (7CamO)
that is not for intraparty affairs
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:28 PM (TFjXn)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2025 04:28 PM (rRoxM)
Like, seriously, your argument is "he's not a gang member but he can't be sent back to Salvador due to threats from rival gangs so he has to stay here indefinitely."
The law could not be more clear: If he can't/won't go home, he can be deported to any country that will take him.
SCOTUS was reaffirmed that just months ago.
Gorsuch won't be the only one with fire for this judge ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 25, 2025 04:20 PM (HuNM+)
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Trump's playing the long game. He'll win in the long term as you said.
We just have to endure some really bad rulings from crazy judges.
Posted by: WisRich at August 25, 2025 04:28 PM (G0vdT)
Even if true, zzzzzzz .....
SCOTUS is the center of the lawless beast. Quick to social engineer (while spitting vile slanders and delusional bigotry), utterly shameless in usurping unambiguous executive authority (Hamdan v. Bush, and a few dozen current "cases"). Comically contemptuous of the 2A, to the point that their "rulings" are toilet paper to the entire system over which they have nominal authority. And on, and on, and on.
Time is critical. Every ridiculous inferior court usurpation (how does a "case" where a court - by law - has no jurisdiction, last even 24 hours?) is friction. AND it's just a reminder of the constitutional collapse, which can/will manifest itself in every/any issue the brain-dead zombie NPR class cares about.
And as I said, every even dubiously tactical indulgence of the judiciary just encourages more usurpation, and makes any final reckoning worse. Though I have the sense there never will be one. The US will morph into a judicial-authoritarian state like Israel.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2025 04:29 PM (U/Byj)
That's right. Your average Somali like this bulb headed fuck is functionally retarded.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean our culture is superior to theirs. /s
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 25, 2025 04:29 PM (FJHWH)
Posted by: House of Habsburg at August 25, 2025 04:29 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 25, 2025 04:29 PM (Gkzqu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2025 04:30 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:25 PM (GBKbO)
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Absent a mass casualty event, that proposition is unsupportable.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 25, 2025 04:30 PM (bNf8H)
That's right. Your average Somali like this bulb headed fuck is functionally retarded.
there have been many academic studies that have cast doubt over that study because it was done at noon, during a warm day
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:30 PM (TFjXn)
_________________________________
Q: How did that guy win the election?
Old Cat: He got more votes.
Posted by: Orson at August 25, 2025 04:30 PM (dIske)
did you think that noting the body of law around slander and libel was clever?
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:27 PM (TFjXn)
I took you at your word. It amused me.
In the pursuit of amity I will not follow that statement further.
Posted by: Kindltot` at August 25, 2025 04:30 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:23 PM (GBKbO)
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Speaking of movies, watched "Jurassic World" with my wife over the weekend. "Not my choice" he hastened to add.
How they managed to pack a 20 minute story into over 2 hours is an amazing feat. Script: dreadful. Acting: even worse. Director: I think he left the actually shooting of scenes to the B and C roll guys. Editor? Took a nap while editing, therefore allowing much of what should have gone on the floor in the movie.
Although, I did enjoy seeing the actor who got his face sliced off in "Alita" get eaten early.
I also want to know where the good dinosaur doctor got his glasses, because they never got broken, dirty or generally removed from his face...even though in one scene he fell a good 30 or 40 feet. Or more. Oh yeah, I think the makeup budget must have been cut, because, for some reason, Scarlet Johansson was only a bit sweaty and dirty for about the last 245 minutes of the movie.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 25, 2025 04:30 PM (tT6L1)
That's right. Your average Somali like this bulb headed fuck is functionally retarded.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean our culture is superior to theirs. /s
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 25, 2025 04:29 PM (FJHWH)
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Going from the standard current dogma: We don't have a culture.
We stole everything from POC.
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:30 PM (krQz2)
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So i can call you the n word? Retarded? If you want to make a political statement about how the US sucks and burn a flag that's ok. But lord help anyone who refers to a minority group as "those police. Or uses the wrong pro ou . Their speech is free. Yours is tightly policed.
Posted by: Funny because it's true at August 25, 2025 04:30 PM (yxoWI)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 25, 2025 04:30 PM (fGmWu)
Then I'll amend it to "white Democrats".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2025 04:30 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:28 PM (GBKbO)
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I fully expect cloning to be lauded as a sane, scientific solution. With a dash of 21st Century eugenics thrown in for full dystopian effect.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2025 04:31 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2025 04:31 PM (rRoxM)
"Democrat Farm and Labor" in a state neighboring Wisconsin, the cradle of American Socialism, who'da thunk it...
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 25, 2025 04:32 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Funny
it is funny that anybody at hq, which is founded over flamewars and vulgarity would be against free speech ever, its why the hq is here
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:32 PM (TFjXn)
Old Cat: He got more votes.
Posted by: Orson at August 25, 2025 04:30 PM (dIske)
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Schrodinger's Cat: So, we'll have to wait for the Democrats to decide.
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:32 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 25, 2025 04:32 PM (d5mfT)
Nope - he/she is back, and has been protesting in Paris the last few days at a memorial meeting for Darya Dugina, who was killed three years ago in a Ukrainian car bombing just outside of Moscow.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2025 04:32 PM (xTIDn)
That's right. Your average Somali like this bulb headed fuck is functionally retarded.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at August 25, 2025 04:14 PM (2dTd+)
_____________________________
68 is the average, which means half of them are below 68. That's dirt eating territory.
Posted by: Orson at August 25, 2025 04:32 PM (dIske)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:25 PM (GBKbO)
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Absent a mass casualty event, that proposition is unsupportable.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 25, 2025 04:30 PM (bNf8H)
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The one-child policy was the mass casualty event.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:33 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 25, 2025 04:33 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2025 04:31 PM (kpS4V)
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Well, you only get more of the best, right?
And "Nobody else should be allowed to breed and waste our precious resources!"
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:33 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:33 PM (GBKbO)
The Vaxxx may turn out to be another
Posted by: Kindltot` at August 25, 2025 04:34 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Cheri
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The casinos will be clean and safe.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2025 04:34 PM (c35xG)
_________________________________
Q: How did that guy win the election?
Old Cat: He got more votes.
Posted by: Orson at August 25, 2025 04:30 PM (dIske)
There is literally no other answer possible for the one I answered. Unless there is some Jughead lore I don't know about.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2025 04:34 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2025 04:34 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 25, 2025 04:34 PM (L5An7)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 25, 2025 04:34 PM (zdKZs)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:34 PM (TFjXn)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 25, 2025 04:34 PM (L5An7
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Minneapolis is chock full of self-loathing whites. They'll vote for Fateh in droves.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 25, 2025 04:35 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2025 04:34 PM (U/Byj)
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Oh, I'm sure I would like it. I'll see it eventually. I'm not intentionally avoiding it (I end up just watching the movies I intentionally avoid, like the Fifty Shades movies).
But Allen's one of those guys I want to do a whole retrospective on who just keeps making movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:35 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: fourseasons at August 25, 2025 04:35 PM (3ek7K)
That's right. Your average Somali like this bulb headed fuck is functionally retarded.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at August 25, 2025 04:14 PM (2dTd+)
_____________________________
68 is the average, which means half of them are below 68. That's dirt eating territory.
that's handy, as somalia has a lot of dirt
Posted by: anachronda at August 25, 2025 04:35 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2025 04:31 PM (kpS4V)
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Last I heard cloned sheep and such did not thrive relative to normal ones.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2025 04:36 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 25, 2025 04:34 PM (zdKZs)
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Landis was (legally cleared of) criminally negligent behavior that led to three people dying on set.
Hughes probably just perved on Molly Ringwald.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:36 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Kindltot` at August 25, 2025 04:34 PM (rbvCR)
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Read that even after 4 years, those afflicted are *still* producing spike proteins for their immune system to fight.
It's a Sorcerer's Apprentice type of thing.
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:36 PM (krQz2)
Passengers, who can pay an extra £5 a day for an AK-47 machine gun and £7 for 100 rounds of ammo, are also protected by a squad of ex special forces troops.
Posted by: Orson at August 25, 2025 04:37 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2025 04:37 PM (rRoxM)
Khat casserole,
Khat sandwich;
Cream of khat soup;
Khat tenders with khat dipping sauce...
Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2025 04:37 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2025 04:37 PM (rRoxM)
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As I said.
The one-child policy was the mass casualty event.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:38 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2025 04:36 PM (8avO+)
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Serious cloning has never been tried.
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:38 PM (krQz2)
[ . . . ]
Posted by: Call It What It Is at August 25, 2025 04:36 PM (oKzih)
so glad you are able to practice your Federal Right on an anonymous forum. I celebrate the freedom it gives everyone
Posted by: Kindltot` at August 25, 2025 04:38 PM (rbvCR)
Usually students save the bomb threats (or whatever) for finals week. Starting off the school year with them just says "You shouldn't have started here in the first place."
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2025 04:38 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2025 04:38 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:36 PM (krQz2)
There are very few things that are freaking me out as badly as this.
Posted by: Kindltot` at August 25, 2025 04:39 PM (rbvCR)
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And then the beheading.
P.S. An on point song I like.
https://is.gd/wDcNFA
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 25, 2025 04:39 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2025 04:29 PM (U/Byj)
As far as I'm concerned, the Constitution was ruled moot during Covid... and the more they admit to what actually went on, the worse it gets.
The US Government financed the lab that created a virus, created by US Educated Chinese Scientists, which leaked.
They then used the 'pandemic' to totally destroy Rights in this nation.. right to assembly? gone. Right to property? Gov controlled who can come on your property. Freedom of Religion? closed churches. Freedom of Movement? Gone unless you were vax'd.
Even Freedom of Speech, as they used the threat of Gov power to force Companies to censor speech on the Net.
Even MAYORS could dictate what you did.... and the Courts stood by, and did nothing.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2025 04:39 PM (mP0Kj)
Hughes probably just perved on Molly Ringwald.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I was sort of looking for one had a sex change and become the other answer.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 25, 2025 04:39 PM (zdKZs)
Posted by: rhomboid
Hannah and Her Sisters is pretty good. Peak Barbara Hershey.
Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2025 04:39 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2025 04:38 PM (U/Byj)
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I do all or nothing.
I'm insane.
I just decided to add Hammer Films.
All of Hammer Films. Not just the Hammer Horror films. That would be unfair and not fully tell the story of Hammer Films.
All of Hammer Films.
166 movies. But, no worries. Some are lost. 3 of them.
163 movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:40 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2025 04:38 PM (U/Byj)
Won't defend him as a person, but a lot of his non-comedic stuff has been surprisingly good. A lot of them are love letters to New York.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2025 04:40 PM (uWKK8)
It's a Sorcerer's Apprentice type of thing.
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:36 PM (krQz2)
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I'm picturing the "Itchy and Scratchy" version from The Simpsons, where tiny little mice are chopping into the blood vessels and organs of the cat...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 25, 2025 04:40 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2025 04:41 PM (rRoxM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2025 04:40 PM (uWKK
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He made something like a movie a year for 50 years.
Gotta respect that. No one works like that anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:41 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2025 04:36 PM (8avO+)
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Serious cloning has never been tried.
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:38 PM (krQz2)
The documentary "The Empire Strikes Back" shows that their ability to dodge and make tactical moves is well below that demonstrated by rebels in a galaxy far far away.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2025 04:41 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:36 PM (krQz2)
There are very few things that are freaking me out as badly as this.
Posted by: Kindltot` at August 25, 2025 04:39 PM (rbvCR)
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Some doctors have cited it as wearing out people's immune systems.
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:41 PM (krQz2)
I'm insane.
I just decided to add Hammer Films.
All of Hammer Films. Not just the Hammer Horror films. That would be unfair and not fully tell the story of Hammer Films.
All of Hammer Films.
166 movies. But, no worries. Some are lost. 3 of them.
163 movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:40 PM (GBKbO)
Wow! But I have always loved the Hammer films, mainly the horror of course.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2025 04:41 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2025 04:41 PM (Z1dZR)
Khat casserole,
Khat sandwich;
Cream of khat soup;
Khat tenders with khat dipping sauce...
Posted by: Bulg
youtu.be/anwy2MPT5RE
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 25, 2025 04:42 PM (sAmhv)
Passengers, who can pay an extra £5 a day for an AK-47 machine gun and £7 for 100 rounds of ammo, are also protected by a squad of ex special forces troops.
Posted by: Orson at August 25, 2025 04:37 PM (dIske)
Proof that the Russians are now more Capitalist than we are...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2025 04:42 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2025 04:41 PM (uWKK
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I've never seen any of them.
I wish to learn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:42 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:38 PM (krQz2)
The documentary "The Empire Strikes Back" shows that their ability to dodge and make tactical moves is well below that demonstrated by rebels in a galaxy far far away.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2025 04:41 PM (8avO+)
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Not to mention their ability to fire blasters and hit anything.
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:42 PM (krQz2)
I mean, look at a picture of the Cracker Barrel CEO. Now look at a picture of Rachel Maddow. Tell me there isn't serious cloning.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 25, 2025 04:42 PM (2ocoG)
On Friday was on the bay and we checked out this enormous seized Russian oligarch's yacht, the Amadea. Really a small ship. Eventually some Customs guy half-heartedly waved us to move further off. One of the guys on the boat said it was going up for auction soon, estimates were in the $300M range. So I'm passing on this one.
Not far away, what I'm pretty sure is the HMS Surprise (ship from Master and Commander), which is part of the Maritime Museum here, looked pretty rough. That museum already lost their Soviet Golf-class sub because they couldn't afford the very pricey maintenance cycle. Hope the Surprise lasts until I can finally get around to visiting it.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2025 04:42 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Call It What It Is at August 25, 2025 04:43 PM (VBRgf)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:43 PM (xIz5p)
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:41 PM (krQz2)
some doctors are saying spike protein is oncogenic.
Posted by: Kindltot` at August 25, 2025 04:43 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2025 04:43 PM (rRoxM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:36 PM (GBKbO)
can you blame him? i had a crush on her...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 25, 2025 04:43 PM (v6XNT)
Posted by: Axe
do blasters even have sights?
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:43 PM (xIz5p)
Even their goats are inbred.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 25, 2025 04:43 PM (wBaIH)
I wish to learn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
For the past two weeks, Svengoolie has been showing Hammer horror films. Last Saturday it was Frankenstein, and Dracula the Saturday before that.
Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2025 04:43 PM (77rzZ)
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Let's start a Give Send Go to raise money for rhomboid!
Posted by: ShainS -- Black Lives Don't Matter Now That Trump Is Saving Them In DC at August 25, 2025 04:44 PM (7dTCL)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2025 04:29 PM (U/Byj)
Friction works both ways. The Dems are looking for quick decisive wins. Trump has plenty of appeals and laws that have been blocking them these months.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2025 04:44 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2025 04:43 PM (77rzZ)
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Someone restored Curse of Frankenstein, and I saw the trailer on YouTube. That just started the thought process.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:44 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Orson at August 25, 2025 04:37 PM
If I'm going pirate hunting, I want a M2HB.
Posted by: toby928 at August 25, 2025 04:44 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2025 04:44 PM (rRoxM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2025 04:41 PM (rRoxM)
Love and Death is one of my favorites, and although it's often seen as just a silly bit of fun, I think it deserves a lot more credit. From start to finish, Allen does a simultaneous parody of *both* Tolstoy and Ingmar Bergman, and it is really quite brilliant.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2025 04:44 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 25, 2025 04:45 PM (L5An7)
Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2025 04:45 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ShainS -- Black Lives Don't Matter Now That Trump Is Saving Them In DC at August 25, 2025 04:44 PM (7dTCL)
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That extra $10 would probably be enough to get him over the top!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 25, 2025 04:45 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:45 PM (xIz5p)
Posted by: Axe
do blasters even have sights?
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:43 PM (xIz5p)
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They have a thing that goes up, I think.
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:45 PM (krQz2)
Usually students save the bomb threats (or whatever) for finals week. Starting off the school year with them just says "You shouldn't have started here in the first place."
Posted by: FeatherBlade
It's the latest fad. Like swallowing goldfish. Or cramming into a phone booth.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2025 04:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2025 04:46 PM (rRoxM)
Passengers, who can pay an extra £5 a day for an AK-47 machine gun and £7 for 100 rounds of ammo, are also protected by a squad of ex special forces troops.
Posted by: Orson
How about birthday cake?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 25, 2025 04:46 PM (L/fGl)
COVID passivity was abandoning their actual constitutional role of ensuring existing law and the constitution are applied.
I was referring to their active, aggressive role in usurping executive authorities, which I don't believe has ever been as bad as right now (warm-ups against Dubya and Trump 1.0 are dwarfed by the nonsense today).
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2025 04:46 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Orson at August 25, 2025 04:37 PM
If I'm going pirate hunting, I want a M2HB.
Posted by: toby928
Gimbal mounted Ma Deuce, belt fed with incendiary ammo.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2025 04:46 PM (L9gr5)
Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2025 04:45 PM (77rzZ)
idk, something about redheads....
i mean, it's not like i've got a soul to lose anyway so....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 25, 2025 04:46 PM (v6XNT)
Posted by: mrp at August 25, 2025 04:47 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: PTSD giver at August 25, 2025 04:47 PM (+Shp3)
Posted by: mrp at August 25, 2025 04:47 PM (rj6Yv)
It's not gonna stand up
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2025 04:47 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2025 04:47 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:48 PM (krQz2)
Baskin Robbins Ice Cream Cake and Somali Pirate Hunting?
That's a celebration.
Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2025 04:48 PM (Z1dZR)
Posted by: mrp at August 25, 2025 04:47 PM (rj6Yv)
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From a policy perspective, it's actually quite minor and narrow.
However, it is going to lead to a bunch of leftists, including some Democrat officeholders, burning flags on camera.
So, that'll be a thing to use in ads next year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:48 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 25, 2025 04:48 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: mrp at August 25, 2025 04:47 PM (rj6Yv)
Stupid idea, and thankfully unconstitutional.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 25, 2025 04:48 PM (L5An7)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:48 PM (xIz5p)
Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2025 04:47 PM (77rzZ)
I'd say the French lost that one.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2025 04:48 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2025 04:49 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:48 PM (GBKbO)
No. It is a clear infringement of our 1st Amendment rights.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 25, 2025 04:49 PM (L5An7)
I hope they find these hoaxers and there are some serious consequences to this type of behavior, and yes, of course I'm glad it's not an actual shooter, ( D'oh) but as a parent of a kid who started college not all that many years ago it sounds like a terrible thing for anyone- students and adults to go through.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2025 04:50 PM (2GCMq)
I wish to learn.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:42 PM (GBKbO)
If I was going to pick a favorite, it would be "The Devil Rides Out" (196
. It is not so violent or lurid as others, but it is arguably the creepiest and scariest pure Horror film they ever made.
Script by Richard Matheson, also a favorite of mine.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 25, 2025 04:50 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2025 04:47 PM (VE6XX)
I agree. Symbols should be promoted. An EO places our flag against our right to free speech. Better to promote Old Glory than put it into a position of opposing free speech.
So, a mistake.
Posted by: mrp at August 25, 2025 04:50 PM (rj6Yv)
Saw that in a Theatre when it came out.
Conservatively, 1/3 of the Audience was asleep before the halfway point.
Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2025 04:50 PM (Z1dZR)
Posted by: Wally at August 25, 2025 04:50 PM (7CamO)
Posted by: garrett
Must have been gays. Barbara Hershey's awesome rack had my eyes glued to the screen.
Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2025 04:51 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: mrp at August 25, 2025 04:47 PM (rj6Yv)
Stupid idea, and thankfully unconstitutional.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Can we get the convictions for burning faggot flags thrown out?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2025 04:51 PM (L9gr5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:48 PM (GBKbO)
No. It is a clear infringement of our 1st Amendment rights.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 25, 2025 04:49 PM (L5An7)
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It's not a blanket ban on the burning of the flag. As quoted, it's "The Attorney General shall prioritize the enforcement to the fullest extent possible of our Nation’s criminal and civil laws against acts of American Flag desecration that violate applicable, content-neutral laws, while causing harm unrelated to expression, consistent with the First Amendment."
and
"In cases where the Department of Justice or another executive department or agency (agency) determines that an instance of American Flag desecration may violate an applicable State or local law, such as open burning restrictions, disorderly conduct laws, or destruction of property laws, the agency shall refer the matter to the appropriate State or local authority for potential action."
It's actually really narrow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:52 PM (GBKbO)
getting a rash from your gun?
youre doing something wrong
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:52 PM (xIz5p)
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2025 04:52 PM (g47mK)
So, that'll be a thing to use in ads next year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, growing up with John Hughes at August 25, 2025 04:48 PM (GBKbO)
The problem is, there are better ways of provoking Commies to burn the US flag, if that's an objective. Using diktat isn't the way to do it.
Posted by: mrp at August 25, 2025 04:52 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:53 PM (xIz5p)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2025 04:53 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2025 04:53 PM (+qU29)
it is not the narrowness its the subjectiveness
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:53 PM
Yep. Tyranny is not marked out by it's severity but rather by it's capriciousness.
Posted by: toby928 at August 25, 2025 04:54 PM (jc0TO)
it is not the narrowness its the subjectiveness
Posted by: n
So burning the American flag is ok but burning the dicksucker's flag gets you jail time.
Got it.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2025 04:54 PM (L9gr5)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 25, 2025 04:49 PM (L5An7)
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Burning the commie homo flag is prosecuted and perpetrators are fined. Either equal protection exists under the law or it doesn't.
Anyway, the EO is fairly narrowly drawn. And, some people are of the opinion the EO is designed to be another squirrel for Democrats to chase.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 25, 2025 04:54 PM (tT6L1)
Don't you think the press would be all over this in 2-seconds saying that Trump is praising the intelligence of dictators? And how it withholds judgment about dictators? And even suggests it's a smart thing?
Saw a clip of Bolton saying that about Trump.
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:54 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2025 04:51 PM (L9gr5)
If the convictions were issued in a federal court, a pardon process would infuriate the Left.
Posted by: mrp at August 25, 2025 04:54 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2025 04:55 PM (g47mK)
Got it.
Posted by: rickb223
its two wrongs I am for burning everybodys flag, however, if I saw somebody burning our flag I would intervene
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:56 PM (xIz5p)
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2025 04:56 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2025 04:51 PM (L9gr5)
Have you ever noticed that when Trump takes a stand and won't move, he generally will succeed no matter what the outcome is?
I would not enjoy competing against that man, my victories would turn to ashes in my mouth
Posted by: Kindltot` at August 25, 2025 04:56 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 25, 2025 04:56 PM (D1vbu)
As always - some here insist on looking at these kind of laws through the lens of "they will always be in charge".
Frankly - the G.K. Chesterton view of the world.
Posted by: Call It What It Is
So burning the American flag is ok but burning the dicksucker's flag gets you jail time.
Some animals are more equal than others. Got it.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2025 04:57 PM (L9gr5)
And no friction is not two-way in this case. Courts literally (by law) without jurisdiction interfering in vital, national security-related executive action has no upside. It's not as though there is some long-standing weighty abstruse gray area about district courts having no role in adjudicating immigration court appeals. THEY SIMPLY HAVE NO ROLE, PERIOD. There was no basis for courts interfering in Trump 1.0's restrictions on visas from certain countries - none.
The "long game" is a way of saying allowing the derailment to continue and become worse, while (inshallah) eking out specific "wins" here and there.
Is that Khalil idiot still in the country? Hmm. So I guess, much as with the 2A, I'm just missing the fine print that in this case effectively negates the SecState's nominally plenary authority to revoke or deny visas.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 25, 2025 04:57 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: runner
why would that even be considered,
do you want your speech restricted?
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:57 PM (xIz5p)
Posted by: runner at August 25, 2025 04:56 PM (g47mK)
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Especially if "parading"!
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 04:58 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 25, 2025 04:56 PM (D1vbu)
Fateh's polling worse than Biden's June, 2024 numbers?
Posted by: mrp at August 25, 2025 04:58 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: G.K. Chesterton at August 25, 2025 04:58 PM (GeY7h)
Arthur MacWaters@ArthurMacwaters
I was fired from Cracker Barrel today. I ran our company’s rebranding team.
Turns out a small group of angry activists
didn’t like that we took the old guy off the logo and threw a fit
They blamed me for tanking the stock price 19% and fired me on the spot.
Taking some time to reflect and will start looking for jobs soon!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 25, 2025 04:59 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: n
So we are supposed to sit there and legally take it up the ass while the dicksucker's parade around burning the American flag?
Fuck that noise. No flags burn or all flags burn.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2025 04:59 PM (L9gr5)
P.S. An on point song I like.
https://is.gd/wDcNFA
Also:
https://youtu.be/nRXLBNZFrwU?si=BEHiKygJBkIQ5nL8
Posted by: Darth Doodah at August 25, 2025 04:59 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:59 PM (xIz5p)
Fuck that noise. No flags burn or all flags burn.
Posted by: rickb223
so what if somebody burns a flag with 49.5 stars or 51, then what do you do
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 05:00 PM (xIz5p)
Posted by: toby928 at August 25, 2025 05:01 PM (jc0TO)
I was fired from Cracker Barrel today. I ran our company’s rebranding team.
Turns out a small group of angry activists
didn’t like that we took the old guy off the logo and threw a fit
They blamed me for tanking the stock price 19% and fired me on the spot.
Taking some time to reflect and will start looking for jobs soon!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're Living On Land Stolen From the Dinosaur! at August 25, 2025 04:59 PM (L/fGl)
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I believe that's a gag.
If that's the post I'm thinking of, all you have to do is look at the "resume". Head of Jaguar rebranding after his Bud Light stint.
It's just somebody pretending to have the Shit-us touch.
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 05:01 PM (krQz2)
Some animals are more equal than others. Got it.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 25, 2025 04:57 PM (L9gr5)
Burning Leftist shibboleths, like flags, is protected speech. I think a vigorous defense for all flag burners is warranted.
Posted by: mrp at August 25, 2025 05:02 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 04:53 PM (xIz5p)
so is libel. Look, I am arguing with you, but mostly because I don't understand where you draw the line. If your stance is subjective, that is fine, but if it is the traditional "action that would be understood by rational people to cause problems, discord, violence, etc" then that is subjective too.
I understand that you dislike subjective interpretations, but that is pretty much what we got here. I mean, I would dislike anything that criminalizes trolling, but that is mostly because it would also criminalize shoving trolling back at someone.
Posted by: Kindltot` at August 25, 2025 05:02 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 25, 2025 05:03 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2025 05:03 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 25, 2025 05:03 PM (2ocoG)
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It's a good gag.
Posted by: Axeman at August 25, 2025 05:04 PM (krQz2)
I understand that you dislike subjective interpretations, but that is pretty much what we got here. I mean, I would dislike anything that criminalizes trolling, but that is mostly because it would also criminalize shoving trolling back at someone.
how is libel subjective?
Posted by: n at August 25, 2025 05:06 PM (xIz5p)
Posted by: Bulg at August 25, 2025 05:08 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Hank Hill's Urethra at August 25, 2025 05:09 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Kindltot` at August 25, 2025 05:09 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: ShainS
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That extra $10 would probably be enough to get him over the top!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 25, 2025 04:45 PM (tT6L1)
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LMAO, well played, blake.
Assuming you're attending this year, wifey and I are looking forward to meeting you (and your wife?) at our first TX MoMe In a couple months.
Meeting what like over a thousand miles away (?) when we're almost, relatively speaking, neighbors ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Black Lives Don't Matter Now That Trump Is Saving Them In DC at August 25, 2025 05:14 PM (WGRoS)
Remember him making a show of CRYING over George O.D. Floyd's gold-plated casket? Gag.
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