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FAFO: John Bolton's Home Raided in Search for Improperly Retained Classified Documents

No one, I have been repeatedly assured, is above the law, and recovering improperly-held classified documents is the most important mission of our government.

Fox News:

FBI agents raided the Maryland home of former National Security Advisor John Bolton on Friday morning, Fox News Digital has learned.

Fox News Digital later spotted agents at Bolton's Washington, D.C., office removing boxes and Bolton was seen in the lobby of the building.

The searches are focused on potential classified documents agents believe Bolton may still possess, according to one source.

Bolton, who served as President Donald Trump's national security advisor from 2018 to 2019, is not in custody or under arrest. Trump said he was not aware of the raid ahead of time and said he found out about it on the news.


Federal agents reportedly busted into Bolton's house in Bethesda, Maryland, at around 7 a.m. local time in an investigation ordered by FBI Director Kash Patel, who took to X with a cryptic post minutes later.

"NO ONE is above the law... @FBI agents on mission," he wrote without directly referencing the raid.

FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino shared the post and wrote, "Public corruption will not be tolerated."

Meanwhile, Attorney General Pam Bondi also warned, "America's safety isn't negotiable. Justice will be pursued. Always."


CNN is in anguish. So Scott Jennings reminded them of John Bolton's own words about the raid on Mar-a-Lago: "This is a serious matter. We need to take a breath and just let the process play out."

Notorious cuckold George Conway ran out to Bolton's house with his fat man-titties flapping in the breeze, to livestream this Great Injustice:

georgeconwayjohnbolton.jpg


Andrew McCarthy, who I don't remember objecting to the raid on Mar-a-Lago, now warns Trump he should not let the FBI raid his political opponents' homes to search for missing documents, because that would be "playing with fire."

Oh really, Andy?

This guy says he found McCarthy's statement about the raid on Mar-a-Lago -- McCarthy defended it, and even told people not to use the emotional ("bracing") word "raid" to describe it.

Brad Wesley
@chightower38
Andy McCarthy on the mar a lago raid:

"You'll hear the bracing word raid attached to the search. Don't be misled. This was not a raid, in the sense of a lawless break-in. The FBI conducted a court-authorized search."

Sean Davis
@seanmdav

What a wildly different tone than the one you adopted when Mar-a-Lago was raided: "You'll hear the bracing word raid attached to the search. Don't be misled. This was not a raid, in the sense of a lawless break-in. The FBI conducted a court-authorized search."

When Mar-a-Lago was raided, you breathlessly defended it, told everyone to calm down, inaccurately speculated it was all about J6 (for which you wanted him convicted and banned from office) and not classified docs, all but praised the deceptive legal chicanery of Biden's DOJ, and yet for some reason never used the phrase "Biden DOJ."

Posted by: Ace at 12:13 PM




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1 Wow. Did not see this coming.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:12 PM (ExV1e)

2 I told 'em.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:13 PM (ExV1e)

3 Wonder how much a signed copy of Bolton's book will be worth?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 22, 2025 12:13 PM (Q4IgG)

4 It's a start

Posted by: Zeera. I voted for ALL of this at August 22, 2025 12:14 PM (9Wc6O)

5 Bolton has been one of those smarmy little shits who will say anything at any time about any one just to keep a desk inside the Beltway.
A classic toady.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2025 12:14 PM (2WIwB)

6 Book em, Danno.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2025 12:14 PM (u82oZ)

7 Willowed:

189 Scoop: Third Way is circulating a memo, shared first with @playbookdc, featuring a new black list of words Dems shouldn’t use.

The list includes all of our favorites from the last 10 years. Why, it's almost as if they're trying to hide what they've been advocating for the rest of us.

https://tinyurl.com/2rkkpkdj
Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2025 12:10 PM (Riz8t)

Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2025 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

8 Notorious cuckold George Conway ran out to Bolton's house with his fat man-titties flapping in the breeze, to livestream this Great Injustice:

I got them mixed up with his six flapping chins.

Either way, there goes lunch.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 22, 2025 12:14 PM (/HDaX)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Andrew McCarthy, who I don't remember objecting to the raid on Mar-a-Lago, now warns Trump he should not let the FBI raid his political opponents' homes to search for missing documents, because that would be "playing with fire."

=======

Dear lord...

Bolton was already under GJ investigation. It got squashed under Biden. Bolton admitted he had the materials in his published book.

If Bolton is untouchable because of impropriety, then no one is touchable who has any connection to the Biden administration.

McCarthy sucks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

11 Morning, Ace.

This couldn't have happened to nicer warmonger.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2025 12:15 PM (Z1dZR)

12 Notorious cuckold George Conway ran out to Bolton's house with his fat man-titties flapping in the breeze, to livestream this Great Injustice:


SICK BURN!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

13 What distinguishes a "raid" from simply executing a search warrant?

Posted by: toby928 at August 22, 2025 12:15 PM (jc0TO)

14 Notorious cuckold George Conway ran out to Bolton's house with his fat man-titties flapping in the breeze, to livestream this Great Injustice:


He had them surgically removed, but they grew back. He's a...
Moob Synthesizer.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2025 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

15 Federal agents reportedly busted into Bolton's house in Bethesda, Maryland, at around 7 a.m. local time in an investigation ordered by FBI Director Kash Patel, who took to X with a cryptic post minutes later.

Do you see how civilized Trump FBI is compared to Obama/Autopen?? They waited until a respectable time of day.

should have been 3 a.m. with a freaking SWAT team and scary dogs bareing fangs.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:15 PM (dCxaZ)

16 Afternoon Ace.
With those jowls , Conway looks like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2025 12:16 PM (ZnPqv)

17 Andy McCarthy is useless.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2025 12:16 PM (Dv3i1)

18 That's way too nice a house for that reprobate.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2025 12:16 PM (dGCAG)

19 Andrew McCarthy, who I don't remember objecting to the raid on Mar-a-Lago, now warns Trump he should not let the FBI raid his political opponents' homes to search for missing documents, because that would be "playing with fire."


I wonder if Andy ever said "Nobody is above the law".

Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2025 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

20 I used to think that Andrew McCarthy was just a see-no-evil company man. Now I am pretty sure he's on the take.

Posted by: toby928 at August 22, 2025 12:16 PM (jc0TO)

21 There is no perfect twee . . . . oh.

>>>John Bolton was really enthusiastic about the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago.

>>>“No one is above the law.”

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 12:16 PM (i24o9)

22 What distinguishes a "raid" from simply executing a search warrant?

Behold! It is in the eye of the beholder!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 22, 2025 12:16 PM (/HDaX)

23 I, too, did not see this coming. But they did have a court order, so, they must have something on him.

Remember how we used to celebrate The 'Stache? That seems so long ago...

Posted by: spongeworthy at August 22, 2025 12:16 PM (CDWlY)

24 While they're there, maybe they should look into Bolton's home loan documents to see if he committed mortgage fraud...there's a lot of that been going around lately.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 22, 2025 12:16 PM (M0V4/)

25 Did they search his 'stache for stashed classified documents??

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2025 12:17 PM (lb7G2)

26 Fat man titties flapping in the wind....lmao

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at August 22, 2025 12:17 PM (DJ7uY)

27 This is what I voted for.

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 22, 2025 12:17 PM (gYnrv)

28 What distinguishes a "raid" from simply executing a search warrant?
Posted by: toby928 at August 22, 2025 12:15 PM (jc0TO)


You mean besides the MFM's need to spin the news in favor of the deep state?

I always thought breaching charges would be indicated as the overture.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2025 12:17 PM (rbvCR)

29 Notorious cuckold George Conway ran out to Bolton's house with his fat man-titties flapping in the breeze, to livestream this Great Injustice:

he has a Johnny Cash style toupee now?

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:17 PM (dCxaZ)

30 Bolton got raided? Awesome! Was he "raided" in the ass by a 400-pound illegal alien faggot named Big Nacho?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

31 Points

haha

/nelson

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 22, 2025 12:17 PM (v6XNT)

32 Please, if Conway lives this close to Bolton, look for tunnels between the houses.

And the bones of missing children.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2025 12:17 PM (dGCAG)

33 This is genius.

Bolton belongs to the "Republican" wing of the Uniparty, so Democrats won't protest his house and office being raided, and when Trump starts raiding actual Democrats, we can shrug and say:

"Well, you didn't protest when we did it to Bolton."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 22, 2025 12:18 PM (xTIDn)

34 McCarthy should probably consider sitting down and shutting up.

This F-in guy who couldn't say enough about how professional the FBI and DOJ are while Trump and related parties were getting 4 AM raids and perp walks in front of cameras... sees a problem now?

eat-a-dic bro...

Posted by: Inogame at August 22, 2025 12:18 PM (53oGX)

35 Let me check something. Hang on.

Yep...yep...OK, cool.

This is what I voted for.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 22, 2025 12:18 PM (99eI0)

36 Remember how we used to celebrate The 'Stache? That seems so long ago...
Posted by: spongeworthy at August 22, 2025 12:16 PM (CDWlY)


Not all that long after we worshipped "Warcock" Cheney.

Times change.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 22, 2025 12:18 PM (/HDaX)

37 I feel great sympathy for the agent who has to go through Mrs Bolton's underwear drawer.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 12:18 PM (PzXaK)

38 If Bolton is untouchable because of impropriety, then no one is touchable who has any connection to the Biden administration.

I believe that the First Commandment of Government Hacks is: Thou shalt not investigate or embarrass a fellow government hack unless they are a bad, orange man or someone associated with a bad, orange man or any other Republican who is preventing Democrats from getting something they want.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:18 PM (ExV1e)

39 Did they get his wife's underwear?

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2025 12:18 PM (UjdFS)

40 Notorious cuckold George Conway ran out to Bolton's house with his fat man-titties flapping in the breeze, to livestream this Great Injustice:


He had them surgically removed, but they grew back. He's a...
Moob Synthesizer.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2025 12:15 PM (Riz8t)

***

I like the sound of that.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (2WIwB)

41 pay backs what?

Posted by: pahound at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (DNWyM)

42 I mentioned in the last thread that Bolton was Reagan's assistant administrator of USAID. USAID was the CIA. He's about as deep state as you can get.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (viF8m)

43 33 This is genius.

Bolton belongs to the "Republican" wing of the Uniparty, so Democrats won't protest his house and office being raided, and when Trump starts raiding actual Democrats, we can shrug and say:

"Well, you didn't protest when we did it to Bolton."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 22, 2025 12:18 PM (xTIDn)

======

Oh, they're already protesting.

According to the DU Liasion's clippings this morning, there's something of a split, but they're more than mad about this because Trump is a dictator just going after enemies.

Bolton was a good Republican because he was anti-Trump (never mind the Iraq War, I guess).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

44 >>> 18 That's way too nice a house for that reprobate.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2025 12:16 PM (dGCAG)

That describes somewhere between 80 to 95% of the dee cee region.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (ULPxl)

45 From your fingertips to God's laptop!

FBI Director Kash Patel@FBIDirectorKash
Newly declassified memos reveal former FBI leadership authorized classified leaks while misleading Congress.
Thanks to President Trump’s push for transparency, the cover-up is finally being exposed. Accountability must follow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fire Can Too Melt Steel! at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (L/fGl)

46 Please tell me that the use of deadly force was authorized.

Lie to me, if you must.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (i24o9)

47 Bolton is a good staring point for Fed raids. May the rest of the Deep State Sludge enjoy the ordeal when their number is called.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (5yDGQ)

48 Conway's wife turned out to be a traitorous tw@t as well

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (dCxaZ)

49 Well so far this day we have:
Fbi busting down Bolt on's door at 0600 hrs;
Oh canada telling the Donald i'm your bitch;
too late powell crying uncle;
not even noon yet.

Posted by: Kingsman at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (ehY6c)

50 Tits on yer back
Tits on yer back
Got 'em up front
but also in back

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2025 12:20 PM (UjdFS)

51 Who is that doll? She's hot!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2025 12:20 PM (63Dwl)

52 I have always considered Bolton to be a bad-tempered blowhard whose primary loyalty is to John Bolton. The ease with which people like this allow personal animus to put them on the side of politicians and ideologies they previously excoriated offers the truest insights into their real character.

Posted by: Paco at August 22, 2025 12:20 PM (mADJX)

53 Alas, there was no forced entry.

Posted by: John Bolton's Anus at August 22, 2025 12:20 PM (jc0TO)

54 There are several thousand greater and lesser Federal government John Bolton types remaining to be investigated —in DC alone.

Trump no doubt knew this when he said he would re-open Alcatraz—the REAL Alcatraz.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 22, 2025 12:20 PM (FCPbW)

55 “This is genius.

Bolton belongs to the "Republican" wing of the Uniparty, so Democrats won't protest his house and office being raided, and when Trump starts raiding actual Democrats, we can shrug and say:

Well, you didn't protest when we did it to Bolton."



Yep, this is more than just Bolton—this is a message to the previously untouchable conspirators.

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (gYnrv)

56 Do you see how civilized Trump FBI is compared to Obama/Autopen?? They waited until a respectable time of day.

should have been 3 a.m. with a freaking SWAT team and scary dogs bareing fangs.
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:15 PM (dCxaZ)


In honor of the Mar-a-Lago file folder tweet, I hope the FBI tweets out a bowl of Alpha-Bits where the letters spell out "Top Secret" as evidence of Bolton's crimes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (ExV1e)

57 The photos circulating of Bolton's wife at the front door with an FBI agent nearby are... priceless. I imagine there will be some harsh language in the Bolton home over supper tonight.

Anyway... my patience for this whole shit show is wearing thin. If we just had a compliant judiciary this thing could be wrapped up by the end of September with the public executions scheduled through the holidays.

Festive.

I'll just have to be patient. *huffs*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (Q4IgG)

58 Remember how we used to celebrate The 'Stache? That seems so long ago.

==

who is this "WE" kemosahbee ? some did many did not

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (g47mK)

59 This is genius.

Bolton belongs to the "Republican" wing of the Uniparty, so Democrats won't protest his house and office being raided, and when Trump starts raiding actual Democrats, we can shrug and say:

"Well, you didn't protest when we did it to Bolton."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 22, 2025 12:18 PM (xTIDn)

We'll no doubt be treated to lamentations about how the Republican Party has changed, how old timers sigh and wonder what happened to the Grand Old Party.

Party's over, pal. Corpse of John Bolton out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (dGCAG)

60 26 Fat man titties flapping in the wind....lmao
Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at August 22, 2025 12:17 PM (DJ7uY)


Against the chin, they’re still flapping against the chin…

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (ipIsk)

61 >>> 54 There are several thousand greater and lesser Federal government John Bolton types remaining to be investigated —in DC alone.

Trump no doubt knew this when he said he would re-open Alcatraz—the REAL Alcatraz.
Posted by: Voter theater. at August 22, 2025 12:20 PM (FCPbW)

But will there be sharks? There ought to be lots of sharks.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (ULPxl)

62 Fat man titties flapping in the wind.."

Hmm. Kansas tune?

Posted by: man at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (tubbA)

63
Oh, they're already protesting.

According to the DU Liasion's clippings this morning, there's something of a split, but they're more than mad about this because Trump is a dictator just going after enemies.

Bolton was a good Republican because he was anti-Trump (never mind the Iraq War, I guess).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

I imagine someone had to explain that to the NPCs a la Colbert on Comey. Seems a bit too convoluted for your garden variety leftist foot soldier.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (i24o9)

64 updated -- McCarthy did in fact defend the raid on Mar-a-Lago and even scolded people to not call it a "raid." It was just a proper execution of a search warrant, doncha know.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2025 12:22 PM (KRtlO)

65 Notorious cuckold George Conway ran out to Bolton's house with his fat man-titties flapping in the breeze, to livestream this Great Injustice:


Heh. At least what's his name got CNN to cover HIS FBI raid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

66 63 I imagine someone had to explain that to the NPCs a la Colbert on Comey. Seems a bit too convoluted for your garden variety leftist foot soldier.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (i24o9)

======

Anyone who makes anti-Trump noises is good.

That's all it takes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

67 I feel great sympathy for the agent who has to go through Mrs Bolton's underwear drawer.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 12:18 PM (PzXaK)

Probably should use archaeologists from the egyptian branch. They're used to digging up old dusty shit made from papyrus.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2025 12:22 PM (snZF9)

68 64 updated -- McCarthy did in fact defend the raid on Mar-a-Lago and even scolded people to not call it a "raid." It was just a proper execution of a search warrant, doncha know.
Posted by: ace at August 22, 2025 12:22 PM (KRtlO)

======

That dude sucks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

69 Part 1 of 2:

I found the appeals court decision in the Trump case (452564/2022). It's a 323-page rat's nest of curdled dogshit. At least two of the judges are political hacks. Two are wimps. One (Friedman) sees this witch hunt for what it is.

There were so many issues, determinations, and alternative theories involved that it's hard for me -- even as a lawyer -- to make sense of it all. And no, I didn't spend hours studying 300+ pages of decisions.

There was no majority decision. That is extremely rare. The first opinion, by Moulton and Renwick, refused to vacate the liability judgment, but agreed the $500M penalty was unconstitutional.

The second opinion, by Higgitt and Rosado, did not think James made out a case for fraud, and a new trial was warranted. However, they "with great reluctance ... join[ed] the decretal modifying the judgment to the extent of vacating the disgorgement and sanctions awards." Wtf???????

The third opinion, by Friedman, argued for dismissing the case outright in Trump’s favor. He clearly got it right.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

70 Remember how we used to celebrate The 'Stache? That seems so long ago.

==

who is this "WE" kemosahbee ? some did many did not
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM



I did. And Jeff Sessions.

Posted by: toby928 at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (jc0TO)

71 Fat man titties flapping in the wind.."

Hmm. Kansas tune?
Posted by: man at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (tubbA)



Pink Floyd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

72 >>> 68 64 updated -- McCarthy did in fact defend the raid on Mar-a-Lago and even scolded people to not call it a "raid." It was just a proper execution of a search warrant, doncha know.
Posted by: ace at August 22, 2025 12:22 PM (KRtlO)

======

That dude sucks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

Not very well.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (ULPxl)

73 Must be a bitch for that dufus to shave.

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (UjdFS)

74 @48 Kelly Anne Conway always struck me as looking like a used up, retired pron star

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (ZnPqv)

75 17 Andy McCarthy is useless. - Chuck Martel

The proverbial tits on a hog.

Posted by: Paco at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (mADJX)

76 Conway's wife turned out to be a traitorous tw@t as well
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (dCxaZ)

She remained married to him. That's all we really need to know.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (dGCAG)

77 McCarthy is a Deep State Toadie.

Always has been.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (Z1dZR)

78 13 What distinguishes a "raid" from simply executing a search warrant?

a group of people that includes a tank, some dps, and a healer

Posted by: anachronda at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (v3pYe)

79 McCarthy is National Review, no ?

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (g47mK)

80 Part 2 of 2:

Yesterday, I thought that Trump had an appeal as of right on the fraud liability, based upon news reports that cited the second opinion as declining to find in favor of liability. That would give Trump at least 2 dissenting judges for an appeal as of right.

But now, after seeing the actual decisions, I'm not so sure. Sorry, guys. I've never seen or heard of what the second opinion did. They dissented, but ... decided not to dissent? I'm not sure what the effect is in terms of whether Trump has a right to appeal. I doubt anyone does.

I think even if Trump doesn’t have a right of appeal, the Court of Appeals (NY's highest court) will take the case. But ... it's a liberal court so who knows how they'll rule.

I have the docket number so I can track what gets appealed to the Court of Appeals. If Trump wants to appeal, I think he might file an appeal as of right and a petition for permission to appeal. His lawyers know this case much better than I, but even they might know what the effect of all the opinions are.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

81 Probably should use archaeologists from the egyptian branch. They're used to digging up old dusty shit made from papyrus.

close the thread down, we're done here

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (dCxaZ)

82
Bolton's house is near Lois Lerner's. The things they do pay good money.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (VWtfl)

83 Conway's wife turned out to be a traitorous tw@t as well
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (dCxaZ)

Throw in the skank daughter and you’d have a lifetime family therapy meal ticket……

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (FCPbW)

84 Bolton was a good Republican because he was anti-Trump (never mind the Iraq War, I guess).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (GBKbO)


Since the Democrats have become the Forever War Party, maybe they've decided to pretend that they didn't oppose Iraq, just W's handling of it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

85 Andy McCarthy sucks green dildos by choice while David French watches.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (lb7G2)

86 Conway's t-shirt collar looks like it's about ready to explode from the pressure. What a fat dirtball.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (qBdHI)

87 I have a message for John Bolton and George Conway.

Ready?

EATADIK

Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (BSDWX)

88 I wonder what the kompromat is that they have on McCarthy?

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (gYnrv)

89 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (YwEeS)

90 LOL.

“Everybody just ought to calm down, whether you're pro-Trump or anti-Trump, and let the process work its way through,” John Bolton, on the Mar-a-Lago FBI raid, August 2022.

Yeah, "we going to let the process work its way through" in your case too, a-hole.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (xTIDn)

91 Chuck Todd is having a meltdown. He's beside himself claiming Trump has weaponized the DOJ and it's all the fault of the Senate for confirming Kash.

The blatant hypocrisy of these scumbags is off the charts.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (viF8m)

92 If Bolton has nothing to hide, he has nothing to fear. And he should look forward to a trial, which is an opportunity to "clear his name."

Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (ssz2a)

93 WTF izzat face!?! Uncanny weird.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (TF0CD)

94 I find it interesting that a raid on President Trump's house with deadly force authorization is no big deal, but searching the house of a man known to be releasing classified information he is not authorized to have is playing politics.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 22, 2025 12:25 PM (0U5gm)

95 Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (ZnPqv)

wo pr0n must have really lowered its standards, I guess to keep up with OF competition

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:25 PM (dCxaZ)

96
This was the first news item I saw this morning.

Excellent way to start the day.

Posted by: four seasons at August 22, 2025 12:25 PM (3ek7K)

97
Notorious cuckold George Conway ran out to Bolton's house with his fat man-titties flapping in the breeze, to livestream this Great Injustice

Are they neighbors?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2025 12:25 PM (63Dwl)

98 >> Andrew McCarthy, who I don't remember objecting to the raid on Mar-a-Lago, who also hasn’t brushed his teeth in at least a decade and smells like bad onions…

FIFY

Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2025 12:25 PM (BSDWX)

99 The Deep State: Anyone with illegally held files goes to jail!!!

Also the Deep State: NOT MY MUSTACHE RIDE GUY!

Posted by: The anti-Bob Ross at August 22, 2025 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

100 Please tell me that the use of deadly force was authorized.

Lie to me, if you must.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon


Police Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers John Bolton HAS been approved.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 22, 2025 12:26 PM (D0HYP)

101 Andrew McCarthy has been coasting on the prosecution of Omar Abdel Rahman from thirty fucking years ago.

I've never read anything from him that wasn't a waste of time.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 12:26 PM (PzXaK)

102 thanks Elric.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2025 12:26 PM (KRtlO)

103 Flash bangs through Bolton's bedroom window at 3AM would have been proper. In fact that should be the procedure for all of these coup plotters

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2025 12:26 PM (ZnPqv)

104 Throw in some counts of mortgage fraud, too. It seems to be epidemic.

Posted by: Re-Fi Now! at August 22, 2025 12:26 PM (G5+As)

105 I'm not sure if this is just a joke or not.

https://is.gd/qbkWbg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fire Can Too Melt Steel! at August 22, 2025 12:26 PM (L/fGl)

106 84 Bolton was a good Republican because he was anti-Trump (never mind the Iraq War, I guess).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

Since the Democrats have become the Forever War Party, maybe they've decided to pretend that they didn't oppose Iraq, just W's handling of it.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

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I've seen nothing of them pulling back on Iraq War hate. Some strange new respect for W for being brave enough to be anti-Trump, but that's it.

Iraq is just way too ingrained into several generations of Democrats to be turned into anything but evil through and through.

Iraq was for oil and Halliburton. Ukraine is for democracy. It's just new labeling on the forever war mechanic that convinces them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

107 Notorious cuckold George Conway ran out to Bolton's house with his fat man-titties flapping in the breeze, to livestream this Great Injustice:

There's something seriously wrong with that thing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2025 12:26 PM (mlg/3)

108 Anybody seen my wig?

Posted by: Fat Elvis at August 22, 2025 12:26 PM (UjdFS)

109 no seriously, I thought George Conway had a cueball dome?

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:26 PM (dCxaZ)

110 >>However, they "with great reluctance ... join[ed] the decretal modifying the judgment to the extent of vacating the disgorgement and sanctions awards.


No Fraud. No Victims. No Damages. No Financial Gains.


What exactly would they like him to disgorge?

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2025 12:26 PM (Z1dZR)

111
Conway Twitty >>>> Conway's Titties

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2025 12:26 PM (C2QaV)

112 64 updated -- McCarthy did in fact defend the raid on Mar-a-Lago and even scolded people to not call it a "raid." It was just a proper execution of a search warrant, doncha know.
Posted by: ace at August 22, 2025 12:22 PM (KRtlO)

eat-a-whole bag-of-dics, McCarthy

Posted by: Inogame at August 22, 2025 12:27 PM (53oGX)

113 Fat man titties flapping in the wind.."

Hmm. Kansas tune?
Posted by: man at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (tubbA)


Search suggests Queensrÿche.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:27 PM (ExV1e)

114 Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

sorry won't do, I want my $1 retainer back !

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 12:27 PM (g47mK)

115 Fat man titties flapping in the wind.."

Hmm. Kansas tune?
Posted by: man at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (tubbA)


Pink Floyd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

Damn, I don't know pink floyd songs good enough to come up with something. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2025 12:27 PM (snZF9)

116 updated -- McCarthy did in fact defend the raid on Mar-a-Lago and even scolded people to not call it a "raid." It was just a proper execution of a search warrant, doncha know.
Posted by: ace at August 22, 2025 12:22 PM (KRtlO)

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That dude sucks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:22 PM (GBKbO)
_________

McCarthy just cannot accept that the institutions he worked for -- and which he held in very high regard -- are in fact verminous rat's nests of creeps, commies, scumbags, bags of scum, and perverts who suck hobo farts out of subway seats.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

117 Ha, good luck getting a conviction in DC.

Oh wait, he just cleaned up DC and reduced crime with glorious results.

Clever.

Posted by: WisRich at August 22, 2025 12:27 PM (G0vdT)

118 There was some chatter this week about Director Kash Patel bringing in a second co-deputy director, AG Andrew Bailey,, to work alongside Dan Bongino being an indication that either Bongino or Patel were tired and looking for a way out of an impossible job.

Oooooor . . . It could be that the co-director is going to be so busy to need four hands and two heads, one with a lot of courtroom experience.

Or possibly the FBI is in need of an Armored Cav officer. Which promises to be even more entertaining

Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2025 12:27 PM (rbvCR)

119 Flappin', flappin', flappin'
Get those titties flappin'
Rawhide.

Posted by: Elwood Blues at August 22, 2025 12:28 PM (7Q0e+)

120 >>Notorious cuckold George Conway ran out to Bolton's house with his fat man-titties flapping in the breeze, to livestream this Great Injustice

Good lord. Between this man titties and that flap hanging from his chin, when he runs it must be like one of those monkeys clapping cymbals.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2025 12:28 PM (BSDWX)

121 116 McCarthy just cannot accept that the institutions he worked for -- and which he held in very high regard -- are in fact verminous rat's nests of creeps, commies, scumbags, bags of scum, and perverts who suck hobo farts out of subway seats.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

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Well, that, or he approves of them being verminous rat's nests of creeps, commies, scumbags, bags of scum, and perverts who suck hobo farts out of subway seats.

It very well could be that he approves of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

122 Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

sorry won't do, I want my $1 retainer back !
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 12:27 PM (g47mK)
_______

Dude, don't you know lawyers? You'll get nothing and like it!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

123 MO AG Andrew Bailey, that is.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2025 12:28 PM (rbvCR)

124 McCarthy is blackmailed , filmed belting out show tunes down at
Sweet Williams in Metairie.

Posted by: Kingsman at August 22, 2025 12:28 PM (ehY6c)

125 Go back to around 2003 and tell a liberal that Donald Trump has taken down a prominent Cheney and John Bolton.

The clapping seals would smash their clappers off.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 22, 2025 12:28 PM (KbCG3)

126 Notorious cuckold George Conway ran out to Bolton's house with his fat man-titties flapping in the breeze, to livestream this Great Injustice:

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I've seen smaller jowls on hippopotamuses (hippopotami?).

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028! You Know Who Else Won Four Elections In-A-Row? at August 22, 2025 12:29 PM (BENy5)

127 Ha, good luck getting a conviction in DC.

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Yeah, I don't know how this stuff works. Is all this a moot point if he would be potentially "tried" in a DC courtroom?

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 22, 2025 12:29 PM (qBdHI)

128 Should we tell McCarthy the investigation was started by Biden, which some articles point out?

Nah.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2025 12:29 PM (BSDWX)

129 That poor doll in bottom pic, she's seen things.

Like a naked Conway on an Ottoman.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2025 12:29 PM (lb7G2)

130 127 Ha, good luck getting a conviction in DC.

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Yeah, I don't know how this stuff works. Is all this a moot point if he would be potentially "tried" in a DC courtroom?
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 22, 2025 12:29 PM (qBdHI)

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I think the real hurdle is actually the Grand Jury phase.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:29 PM (GBKbO)

131 95 wo pr0n must have really lowered its standards, I guess to keep up with OF competition

wo fat > wo pron

Posted by: anachronda at August 22, 2025 12:29 PM (v3pYe)

132 McCarthy just cannot accept that the institutions he worked for -- and which he held in very high regard -- are in fact verminous rat's nests of creeps, commies, scumbags, bags of scum, and perverts who suck hobo farts out of subway seats.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:27 PM



He's been on the take for years, for years.

Posted by: Floyd Lawson at August 22, 2025 12:30 PM (jc0TO)

133 >>MO AG Andrew Bailey, that is.

Who just happened to be among the most aggressive AGs in the country pushing back on Biden's weaponization of government.

Might be related.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2025 12:30 PM (viF8m)

134 Again I ask: wth is Nick Sortor? Just a influencer?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2025 12:30 PM (bss/y)

135 Brad Wesley
@chightower38
Andy McCarthy on the mar a lago raid:
"You'll hear the bracing word raid attached to the search. Don't be misled. This was not a raid, in the sense of a lawless break-in. The FBI conducted a court-authorized search."


I remember reading the description of items the FEEB stooges were looking for at Mar-a-Largo. It was essentially a general search warrant because (I forget the exact wording) but it was a search for "all documents produced during the [1st] Trump Administration." Items collected included the Super-Seekret dinner menus and photographs. It was a predicate search to discredit the entirety of Donald Trump's Presidency: he was not worthy (in their eyes) of the respect due to the office of POTUS. Him getting shipped to prison for *gasp* Espionage was just a bonus.

Well, Bolton and the rest of these scumbags are the "Find Out" phase of "Fvkc Around" process. I handle classified stuff all the time and it would never occur to me to take documents home - because I know I'd go to jail.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 22, 2025 12:30 PM (pJWtt)

136 McCarthy just cannot accept that the institutions he worked for -- and which he held in very high regard -- are in fact verminous rat's nests of creeps, commies, scumbags, bags of scum, and perverts who suck hobo farts out of subway seats.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

Attorney should have been his first clue.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 12:30 PM (i24o9)

137 Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

Likely, it'll end up at SCOTUS. We could save all the drama and just have them take it now but they're pussies and don't want to prevent another thousand lawyers from getting billable hours over bullshit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:30 PM (ExV1e)

138 Is this the subject of the Presidential Address?

"So, we just took away Bolton's mustache. Yes, we liberated Regis. Regis is a very good person, amazing person. He's been through a lot."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 12:30 PM (PzXaK)

139 Conway's wife turned out to be a traitorous tw@t as well
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (dCxaZ)

She remained married to him. That's all we really need to know.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (dGCAG)



FWIW, she's a practicing Catholic and divorce is heavily frowned upon.

At least that's the excuse she used for staying with him as long as she did.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

140 Everyone is way too excited about this. “Classified documents” makes it sound sooooooo important but the reality is that the US guv over-classifies almost everything. If you’re in a SCIF and you write a note to yourself, a reminder to take a dump after lunch, that piece of paper becomes a “classified document”…. It’s such a joke and it’s become a way to destroy political opponents

Don’t get me wrong… I’m laughing my ass off at the ‘stache…. But it’s all such a silly game.

None of these “classified documents” contain our nuclear codes or the super duper secret names of double agents….

Oh, and Andrew McCarthy is a super douche

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2025 12:31 PM (ePHkC)

141 Notorious cuckold George Conway ran out to Bolton's house with his fat man-titties flapping in the breeze
.......

He's no Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2025 12:31 PM (UjdFS)

142 FWIW, she's a practicing Catholic and divorce is heavily frowned upon.

if she is using that excuse, she really is a lying quisling

she knows about annulment, AKA "Catholic divorce"

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:32 PM (dCxaZ)

143 61 >>> 54 There are several thousand greater and lesser Federal government John Bolton types remaining to be investigated —in DC alone.

Trump no doubt knew this when he said he would re-open Alcatraz—the REAL Alcatraz.
Posted by: Voter theater. at August 22, 2025 12:20 PM (FCPbW)

But will there be sharks? There ought to be lots of sharks.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (ULPxl)

‘Sharks? There will be The Best Sharks. Sharks like nobody has ever seen before. Sharks that other sharks will covet. Sharks that no creature on earf would dare go near. I may name San Francisco Bay to Shark Terror Bay…..’ Trumpus Maximus I

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 22, 2025 12:32 PM (FCPbW)

144 Until they per

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 22, 2025 12:32 PM (TGPs7)

145 140 Don’t get me wrong… I’m laughing my ass off at the ‘stache…. But it’s all such a silly game.

None of these “classified documents” contain our nuclear codes or the super duper secret names of double agents….

Oh, and Andrew McCarthy is a super douche
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2025 12:31 PM (ePHkC)

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The joy probably stems from one of the larger efforts to get Trump in the Biden era being related to framing Trump as mishandling classified intel.

Comeuppance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

146 Andrew McCarthy, who I don't remember objecting to the raid on Mar-a-Lago, now warns Trump he should not let the FBI raid his political opponents' homes to search for missing documents, because that would be "playing with fire."

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Trump 2028 -- Fighting Fire With Gasoline!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028: Fighting Fire With Gasoline! at August 22, 2025 12:32 PM (BENy5)

147 I'm not saying that John Bolton smokes pole, but I am saying that that ridiculous pushbroom on his upper lip has probably grazed the pubic bone of more than one man.

Posted by: ballistic at August 22, 2025 12:32 PM (5aZAZ)

148 Ace,

According to CNBC's report, the investigation was begun by the Biden administration!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 22, 2025 12:32 PM (L5An7)

149
He's no Sydney Sweeney.
Posted by: wth at August 22, 2025 12:31 PM (UjdFS)



He's an old man that dies his hair.

He's mentally deranged.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

150 He was cloussea'd by ali mohammed company al queda bureau triple agent

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 12:32 PM (bXbFr)

151 They'll find the Top Secret documents tucked inside the case for the 4K Blu-Ray version of 'Top Secret.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2025 12:32 PM (lb7G2)

152 148 Ace,

According to CNBC's report, the investigation was begun by the Biden administration!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 22, 2025 12:32 PM (L5An7)

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And killed by the Biden DOJ after the grand jury recommended indictments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

153 Damn, I don't know pink floyd songs good enough to come up with something. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2025 12:27 PM (snZF9)

I was going for Bike, but I lost interest.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 12:33 PM (i24o9)

154 Let me know when the Clinton’s and the Obama’s homes get raided.

Posted by: EFG at August 22, 2025 12:33 PM (SgaXk)

155 George Conway is almost fat enough to succeed Pritzger as governor of Illinois.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 22, 2025 12:33 PM (yh5oq)

156 Is there a Mrs Bolton whose underwear drawer can be thoroughly, and slowly, searched?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 22, 2025 12:33 PM (5IFb9)

157 115 Fat man titties flapping in the wind.."

Hmm. Kansas tune?
Posted by: man at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (tubbA)


Pink Floyd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

Damn, I don't know pink floyd songs good enough to come up with something. lol


the pict they were grooving with had the flapping man titties

Posted by: anachronda at August 22, 2025 12:33 PM (v3pYe)

158 archaeologists from the egyptian branch. "

I think Howard Carter is mort...


Posted by: man at August 22, 2025 12:33 PM (tubbA)

159 Andy McCarthy can GFH.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 22, 2025 12:34 PM (yh5oq)

160 Nice. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. LOL

I hope in the future we will see 3am raids on McCabe, Strozm, Comey, Wray and Garland.

They opened the door, they get everything they deserve.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 22, 2025 12:34 PM (4q/mG)

161 141 Notorious cuckold George Conway ran out to Bolton's house with his fat man-titties flapping in the breeze
.......

He's no Sydney Sweeney.
Posted by: wth at August 22, 2025 12:31 PM (UjdFS)

https://tinyurl.com/5898mt26

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2025 12:34 PM (bss/y)

162 142 FWIW, she's a practicing Catholic and divorce is heavily frowned upon.

if she is using that excuse, she really is a lying quisling

she knows about annulment, AKA "Catholic divorce"
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:32 PM (dCxaZ)

In the Catholic Church, once a marriage is consummated then the marriage cannot be dissolved.

Which would be pretty easy to prove in her case. "Just look at that guy? Who the hell would sleep with that turd? I mean, besides Mayor Pete?"

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 12:34 PM (PzXaK)

163 Like a womprat requires photon torpedoes

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 12:34 PM (bXbFr)

164 And to add a Part 3, I will add that ... you don't hate that Engoron creep enough. He is loathsome scum. If I was Trump, I'd dedicate my life to destroying his. He deserves it.

The "fraud" liability discussed above -- and the linchpin of the entire smelly case -- was not made by any jury or finder of fact. It was made solely by Engoron on a motion for summary judgment.

A finding of fraud on summary judgment is never done, except in cases of blatant, egregious fraud where nobody can disagree there was fraud. That clearly wasn't the case here.

Fraud cases are hard to win even in front of a jury. The standard of proof is high, and even fairly obvious fraud can often be explained away enough to give a jury pause. But to do it on summary judgment in this case? Only the most blatant partisan corrupt cocksucker could do that.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

165 Bolton's house is near Lois Lerner's. The things they do pay good money.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (VWtfl)


Had to look it up, but:

“Treason doth never prosper: what ’s the reason?
Why, if it prosper, none dare call it treason.”
― John Harington

Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2025 12:35 PM (rbvCR)

166 Republicans pounce!

Posted by: 496 at August 22, 2025 12:35 PM (Mjjx+)

167 This may be weak tea as far as importance, but it is fun as hell as just a 'Ha-Ha!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2025 12:35 PM (bss/y)

168 BTW… why is Patel’s tweet “cryptic”? The way news stories are written anymore… what ever happened to Sgt Friday?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2025 12:35 PM (ePHkC)

169 The Moustache gets waxed.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at August 22, 2025 12:35 PM (Ft5W9)

170 Search warrant: they knock.

Raid: they don’t knock. Battering ram.

Posted by: EFG at August 22, 2025 12:35 PM (SgaXk)

171 Experienced skydiver deliberately jumped to her death day after breakup with partner, coroner confirms

https://is.gd/jPXM4z

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And she was a one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fire Can Too Melt Steel! at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (L/fGl)

172 Proton torpedoes.

Photon torpedoes are that other series.

Let's try this in Beggars Canyon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (lb7G2)

173 The company selling BleachBit will have record one-day profits today. From the DC area alone.

Is trash burning allowed in DC and adjacent MD and VA counties? If not, a lot of fines will be issued today.

Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (aBgBM)

174 IT’S FUNNY.






OH,OK, BECAUSE NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (Hkcdp)

175 The titties, my friend, are flapping in the wind, the titties are flappin' in the wind..

Posted by: Bob Dylan at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (jc0TO)

176 >>According to CNBC's report, the investigation was begun by the Biden administration!

Well CNBC is wrong. It was started by the Trump DOJ in 2020.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (viF8m)

177 163 Like a womprat requires photon torpedoes
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 12:34 PM (bXbFr)

Luke never said 'How' he bullseyed the womprats...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (bss/y)

178 Until they personally frisk John Bolton's mustache, which has the carrying capacity of a Lockheed Super Galaxy, I won't believe anything has changed...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (TGPs7)

179 I suspect 'womprats' was a euphemism for Jawa Girls...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (bss/y)

180 How did the lady's underwear part go? Left any receipts?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (YlWIZ)

181 Andy McCarthy sips penis on a nightly basis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (17s+e)

182 Apologies

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (bXbFr)

183 Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

Likely, it'll end up at SCOTUS. We could save all the drama and just have them take it now but they're pussies and don't want to prevent another thousand lawyers from getting billable hours over bullshit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:30 PM (ExV1e)
______

I'm not sure what the federal-law hook would be. Trump won unanimously on the 8th amendment "cruel and unusual punishment" argument, so there's nothing left of that for him to appeal. The fraud liability finding is just a matter of NY law. I don't see where there would be federal issues there.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

184 [LMAO -- photo included, don't know if real or faked:]

@amuse
@amuse

HAMMER of JUSTICE: Disgraced Fmr NSA John Bolton’s home was raided at 7am in search of classified documents. FBI Director Kash Patel made him wait in the DRIVEWAY in his UNDERPANTS. I voted for this.

h/t @gregkellyusa

https://is.gd/FiXqf3

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028: Fighting Fire With Gasoline! at August 22, 2025 12:37 PM (cqHHY)

185 Experienced skydiver deliberately jumped to her death day after breakup with partner, coroner confirms

https://is.gd/jPXM4z

-
And she was a one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fire Can Too Melt Steel! at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (L/fGl)

Objection: Potential Rule 1 violation.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 12:37 PM (i24o9)

186 I'm beginning to suspect that the phrase "Calm down." has the same bracing effect on Democrats that it has on upset women.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 12:37 PM (0sNs1)

187 I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 22, 2025 12:38 PM (NtVYv)

188 Phase 1: Democrat-Communists raid and prosecute Republicans for politicized, made-up "crimes." [Complete.]

Phase 2: Republicans raid and prosecute Democrat-Communists for actual crimes. [In progress.]

Phase 3: Democrat-Communists raid, prosecute, imprison, and execute Republicans for politicized, made-up "crimes." [TBD by LIVs and NIVs.]

Phase 4: Civil war.

Posted by: Divorce isn't just a river in Egypt at August 22, 2025 12:38 PM (qUkBO)

189 182 Apologies
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (bXbFr)

You watch your ass.

j/k

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2025 12:38 PM (bss/y)

190 And George Conway does have a serious mental disorder (or two)

All these people live in the same neighborhood?? Are the Munsters around the corner?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2025 12:38 PM (ePHkC)

191
Look, if you guys really wanted me to follow the law and my oath of office and not take classified documents and all that stuff,

you would've offered me-

*dramatic pause*

*rubs hands together like a fly*

TEN...THOUSAND...DOLLARS!!!!

Posted by: PreZombie John Bolton at August 22, 2025 12:39 PM (iJfKG)

192 Everyone is way too excited about this. “Classified documents” makes it sound sooooooo important but the reality is that the US guv over-classifies almost everything. If you’re in a SCIF and you write a note to yourself, a reminder to take a dump after lunch, that piece of paper becomes a “classified document”…. It’s such a joke and it’s become a way to destroy political opponents

Don’t get me wrong… I’m laughing my ass off at the ‘stache…. But it’s all such a silly game.

None of these “classified documents” contain our nuclear codes or the super duper secret names of double agents….

Oh, and Andrew McCarthy is a super douche
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2025 12:31 PM (ePHkC)


1) You obviously don't know what you're talking about. It's the information on the note that makes it classified, not it's location within a SCIF.

2) You're making assumptions about the content of the documents Bolton [allegedly] has in his possession. Maybe they do contain nuclear codes or super secret names of double agents. YOU DON'T KNOW. Don't pretend that do.

3) Yes, I concur with your assessment of Andrew McCarthy.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 22, 2025 12:39 PM (pJWtt)

193 I would love to see Andy McCarthy's home raided. Just on general principle. And also because he's a faithless fuck.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 22, 2025 12:39 PM (U4hpE)

194 Phase IV - the ants take over.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2025 12:39 PM (lb7G2)

195 [O/T -- Carney hardest hit:]

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

🚨 BREAKING: In a stunning blow to the Experts, CANADA IS REMOVING retaliatory tariffs on the United States. President Trump won.

https://is.gd/9IM6wv

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028: Fighting Fire With Gasoline! at August 22, 2025 12:40 PM (cqHHY)

196 193 I would love to see Andy McCarthy's home raided. Just on general principle. And also because he's a faithless fuck.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 22, 2025 12:39 PM (U4hpE)

========

$5 says he fudged on a mortgage application for a second home.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

197 Pretty sure they made Roger Stone and his wife stand outside in underwear/nightgown.

Your rules, guys.
Alinsky 4, gooood and hard.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2025 12:40 PM (Hkcdp)

198 Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 12:34 PM (PzXaK)

yes she certainly can make the case for keeping that toad's peepee out of her wee-wee.

but annulments are granted on the basis of other reasons, such as entering the union under deceptive or coercive circumstances, etc.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:40 PM (dCxaZ)

199 I don't see where there would be federal issues there.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:37 PM (iFTx/)


I'm not a lawyer but there's got to be something to do with the judge declaring guilt at the outset and the inability to get a fair appeal due to politics.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:40 PM (ExV1e)

200 Damn, I don't know pink floyd songs good enough to come up with something. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


Just play open chords with a wind chime in the background for 9 hours.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2025 12:40 PM (mlg/3)

201 Objection: Potential Rule 1 violation.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
===

Beat me to that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 22, 2025 12:40 PM (17s+e)

202 Playing with fire? How about playing "Fire"?

(YT)

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/5avx7hxf

Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2025 12:40 PM (rj6Yv)

203
They'll find the Top Secret documents tucked inside the case for the 4K Blu-Ray version of 'Top Secret.'

I know a little German.

Posted by: John E. Bolt-on at August 22, 2025 12:40 PM (63Dwl)

204 Conway's wife turned out to be a traitorous tw@t as well
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (dCxaZ)
****
Actually, Trump and Kellyanne remain good friends and they talk pretty frequently.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 22, 2025 12:40 PM (NpAcC)

205 Experienced skydiver deliberately jumped to her death day after breakup with partner, coroner confirms

https://is.gd/jPXM4z

-
And she was a one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fire Can Too Melt Steel! at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (L/fGl)

Objection: Potential Rule 1 violation.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 12:37 PM (i24o9)
__________

I think it's highly unlikely that was a suicide. More like a catastrophic accident or negligence. It seems the sole reason it was ruled a suicide was a break-up the day before. So what? No suicide note, no indication at all that she was so depressed she wanted to kill herself.

I suspect the suicide finding was made to avoid an inquiry into how a very experienced diver could end up dead like this.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

206 Actually, foreign citizens ARE above the law in this country. If they don’t feel like showing a passport to enter the country, that’s fine with us.

Posted by: The Party at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (vm8sq)

207 They build a whole bonfire for Trump.

And now Trump is stacking them on their own pyre.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (FQQCN)

208 Iswydt

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (bXbFr)

209 Attorney General Pam Bondi also warned, "America's safety isn't negotiable. Justice will be pursued. Always."

Self-styled "General" Pam Bondi warns us that Trump is President-For-Life!

Posted by: CNN at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (PM/iv)

210 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: But prove me wrong at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (CLuyf)

211 Experienced skydiver deliberately jumped to her death day after breakup with partner, coroner confirms

https://is.gd/jPXM4z

-
And she was a one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fire Can Too Melt Steel! at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (L/fGl)



That dude dodged a bullet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

212 Well CNBC is wrong. It was started by the Trump DOJ in 2020.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (viF8m)


Do you have a link?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (L5An7)

213 207 They build a whole bonfire for Trump.

And now Trump is stacking them on their own pyre.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (FQQCN)

======

The defenses are never that the accusations are baseless or wrong.

Just that they're too small to care about, and that Trump is mean for pointing it out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

214 We need McCarthy just to remind us what straight-shooters and rock-ribbed patriots the FBI are.

Posted by: Droolin' Dennis at August 22, 2025 12:42 PM (G5+As)

215 Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028: Fighting Fire With Gasoline! at August 22, 2025 12:37 PM (cqHHY)

OUCH MY EYES

ShainS, I thought we were friends. Why you wanna make me cry like that, and so close to lunchtime!!?!

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:42 PM (dCxaZ)

216 Maybe they do contain nuclear codes...

They get changed so, at worst, they contain old codes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:42 PM (ExV1e)

217 Notorious cuckold George Conway ran out to Bolton's house with his fat man-titties flapping in the breeze, to livestream this Great Injustice


At first I read that as "...ran out of...", and I was thinking, "What the hell?".

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 22, 2025 12:42 PM (M0V4/)

218 Bet they didn't find a bitchin' '67 Corvette under Bolton's secret documents!

Posted by: Joe's AutoPen at August 22, 2025 12:43 PM (G5+As)

219 "An experienced UK skydiver — who was killed instantly during a skydive earlier this year"

I don't think she was killed instantly *during* the skydive, but at the end.

As the song (to the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic) goes:

Gory, gory, what a hellava way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hellava way to die.
Gory, gory, what a hellava way to die,
and she ain't gonna jump no more.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 12:43 PM (0sNs1)

220 Nice fish.

http://alturl.com/4um72/pw=8e2ys

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 12:43 PM (i24o9)

221 I think it's highly unlikely that was a suicide. More like a catastrophic accident or negligence. It seems the sole reason it was ruled a suicide was a break-up the day before. So what? No suicide note, no indication at all that she was so depressed she wanted to kill herself.

I suspect the suicide finding was made to avoid an inquiry into how a very experienced diver could end up dead like this.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

There was a note and instructions for her finances as well as a goodbye message to her family.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 22, 2025 12:43 PM (NtVYv)

222 Overclassification is certainly a problem, but I don't think letting Bolton off because of that systemic problem is right.

Dude makes his living off of the overclassification problem.

He's a leach on the system.

Punish the leaches of the system, and maybe the system will desire change over time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

223 Actually, Trump and Kellyanne remain good friends and they talk pretty frequently.

the question is not: Why does he continue to trust KAC??

it's: Why does KAC continue to trust El Hombre Orangino??

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:44 PM (dCxaZ)

224 she knows about annulment, AKA "Catholic divorce"

****
Wouldn't that make any children they might have into bastards?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 22, 2025 12:44 PM (GYt5+)

225 In the Catholic Church, once a marriage is consummated then the marriage cannot be dissolved.
Posted by: WitchDoktor


You might want to review your notes before you take the Canon Law test.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 22, 2025 12:44 PM (D0HYP)

226 >>I think it's highly unlikely that was a suicide. More like a catastrophic accident or negligence. It seems the sole reason it was ruled a suicide was a break-up the day before. So what? No suicide note, no indication at all that she was so depressed she wanted to kill herself.

I suspect the suicide finding was made to avoid an inquiry into how a very experienced diver could end up dead like this.


Meh - I have seen professional Climbers completely forget to tie on before hitting a wall and fall to their deaths.

Shit happens.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2025 12:44 PM (Z1dZR)

227 I think it's highly unlikely that was a suicide. More like a catastrophic accident or negligence. It seems the sole reason it was ruled a suicide was a break-up the day before. So what? No suicide note, no indication at all that she was so depressed she wanted to kill herself.

I suspect the suicide finding was made to avoid an inquiry into how a very experienced diver could end up dead like this.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (iFTx/)


From the article:

Damarell had left instructions on her phone lock screen about how to access it after her death, and notes addressed to her family were found on a handset — including messages “apologizing and thanking them for their support” and details of her finances, the inquest heard.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:44 PM (ExV1e)

228 She remained married to him. That's all we really need to know.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (dGCAG)

That actually tells us nothing, but OK.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 22, 2025 12:44 PM (vm8sq)

229 Trump 2028 -- Fighting Fire With Gasoline!
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028: Fighting Fire With Gasoline!

Hard to believe that after all this time they still don't know that Trump fights back.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fire Can Too Melt Steel! at August 22, 2025 12:44 PM (L/fGl)

230 Maybe they do contain nuclear codes...

They get changed so, at worst, they contain old codes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:42 PM (ExV1e)


I was being facetious, tossing "LinusVanPelt's" words back at him. I'm not surprised that you missed the point.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 22, 2025 12:44 PM (pJWtt)

231 I douth The Mustache has thine soul or lips.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 22, 2025 12:44 PM (LkHYv)

232
I suspect the suicide finding was made to avoid an inquiry into how a very experienced diver could end up dead like this.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (iFTx/)



I'm spitballing here, but I'm guessing someone at some point after the fact pulled the ripcord and found the chute fully functional, thus the ruling.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

233 I just hope that if the FBI decides for some reason to raid my house, some fat guy in need of a bra runs over to film it.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM (0U5gm)

234 1) You obviously don't know what you're talking about. It's the information on the note that makes it classified, not it's location within a SCIF.

2) You're making assumptions about the content of the documents Bolton [allegedly] has in his possession. Maybe they do contain nuclear codes or super secret names of double agents. YOU DON'T KNOW. Don't pretend that do.

3) Yes, I concur with your assessment of Andrew McCarthy.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 22, 2025 12:39 PM (pJWtt)

I work in a SCIF… I know. Exxageration for effect. The fact remains: over-classification is EVERYWHERE. I see portion markings as secret all the time where the content is manifestly unclassified… but the classification marking remains. Everyone is a “derivative classifier” as you probably know. Thousands of individual judgments every day… often incorrect. And I’ll eat my hat if Bolton had anything truly devastating to the nations security at his house. I don’t buy it

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM (ePHkC)

235 The Donald uses K. Conway to spread false info. He heh

Posted by: Kingsman at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM (ehY6c)

236 Trump said he was not aware of the raid ahead of time and said he found out about it on the news.
---
I find this especially amusing, as it's what Barack the Lightbringer always used to say

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM (7HoOO)

237 Wouldn't that make any children they might have into bastards?
Posted by: Thanatopsis


You might want to review your notes before you take the Canon Law test.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM (D0HYP)

238 71 Fat man titties flapping in the wind.."

Hmm. Kansas tune?
Posted by: man at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (tubbA)

Pink Floyd.
-------
I can only hear it with the opening words of Pour Some Sugar On Me in my head

Posted by: 496 at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM (FASZa)

239 On her final jump, Damarell deliberately did not deploy her main parachute and had turned off a device designed to automatically deploy the parachute at a certain altitude and speed if a skydiver is unable to do so, Hamilton continued.

She typically wore a camera to capture her dives, but did not wear one during her last jump, the outlet reported.

...

Damarell had left instructions on her phone lock screen about how to access it after her death, and notes addressed to her family were found on a handset — including messages “apologizing and thanking them for their support” and details of her finances, the inquest heard.

---

I dunno. It sounds like there was a There there.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM (PzXaK)

240 [O/T -- Robot Walking:]

American AF 🇺🇸
@iAnonPatriot

Looks exactly like Joe Biden walking around..

😭😭

https://is.gd/qhfySu

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028: Fighting Fire With Gasoline! at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM (cqHHY)

241 Still can't trust Kellyanne Conway, since on the biggest decision of her life, she chose a guy physically, mentally, and emotionally so unworthy.

Posted by: Wally at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM (7CamO)

242 I think it's highly unlikely that was a suicide. More like a catastrophic accident or negligence. It seems the sole reason it was ruled a suicide was a break-up the day before. So what? No suicide note, no indication at all that she was so depressed she wanted to kill herself.

I suspect the suicide finding was made to avoid an inquiry into how a very experienced diver could end up dead like this.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

There was a note and instructions for her finances as well as a goodbye message to her family.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 22, 2025 12:43 PM (NtVYv)
_______

Ah, I didn't see that. I stand corrected. Bitch was just nuts.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

243 115 Fat man titties flapping in the wind.."

Hmm. Kansas tune?
Posted by: man at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (tubbA)

Nah, it was Elton John.
"And it seemed to me that you lived your life, like Fat man-titties flapping in the wind; "

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM (uWKK8)

244 I think Trump’s base is baying for blood and he knows it. Bolton may just be an appetizer. I bet the other scum ate scared spit less.

Posted by: Jmel at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM (RWHIh)

245 >Do you have a link?

>>The first big clash with Trump occurred over allegedly classified information Bolton used in his 2020 memoir. That led to an extended legal battle and a criminal investigation by the Trump I Justice Department. Bolton claimed at the time, with compelling evidence, that he was being singled out and retaliated against by the Trump White House for his Trump criticism.

>>After failing to stop the book’s publication ahead of the 2020 election, the Trump I DOJ opened a grand jury investigation into whether Bolton unlawfully disclosed classified information in the book. It subpoenaed Bolton’s publisher and agency, the NYT reported then. The following summer, under President Biden, the investigation of Bolton was closed and the government dropped its lawsuit seeking to recoup profits from the book, the NYT reported contemporaneously.

https://tinyurl.com/e3c47tpm

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2025 12:46 PM (viF8m)

246 222 TJM, I know you’re illiterate and all, but the word you want is spelled “leech.”

Posted by: Bulg at August 22, 2025 12:46 PM (Kqw9N)

247 Nice fish.

http://alturl.com/4um72/pw=8e2ys
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 12:43 PM (i24o9)



What a GREAT BASS!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

248 I suspect the suicide finding was made to avoid an inquiry into how a very experienced diver could end up dead like this.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

Counterpoint 1: 72 hour rule.

Counterpoint 2: Chicks be buggin', man.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 12:46 PM (i24o9)

249 Hmmm....
the Biden administration closed the investigation into John Bolton regarding classified information and dropped the lawsuit against him related to his memoir.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 22, 2025 12:46 PM (NpAcC)

250 Conway's wife turned out to be a traitorous tw@t as well
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (dCxaZ)

She remained married to him. That's all we really need to know.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (dGCAG)

FWIW, she's a practicing Catholic and divorce is heavily frowned upon.

At least that's the excuse she used for staying with him as long as she did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Catholic doctrine does not prohibit in any way civil divorce. What it does not allow is remarriage... without annulment.

Generally, people are able to get an annulment when they want, even if they have children together.

If Kelly Ann went to a priest and said "My husband is a gay homosexual who bangs men every chance he gets," she'd be able to get an annulment.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2025 12:46 PM (dGCAG)

251 246 222 TJM, I know you’re illiterate and all, but the word you want is spelled “leech.”
Posted by: Bulg at August 22, 2025 12:46 PM (Kqw9N)

======

I'm not gonna learn that.

It's just random squiggles that make my brain feel funny!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

252 All I'll say is, there better be more. And not some asshoe like Bolton (or Bolt On, as I mis-typed), who everyone is secretly OK with kicking around, but some real DC criminalia.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 22, 2025 12:46 PM (MZ+PY)

253 218 Bet they didn't find a bitchin' '67 Corvette under Bolton's secret documents!
Posted by: Joe's AutoPen at August 22, 2025 12:43 PM (G5+As)

What about a Bitchin Camaro?

Posted by: The Dead Milkmen at August 22, 2025 12:46 PM (vm8sq)

254 127 Ha, good luck getting a conviction in DC.

--

Yeah, I don't know how this stuff works. Is all this a moot point if he would be potentially "tried" in a DC courtroom?

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 22, 2025 12:29 PM (qBdHI)

Since the materials are in MD, it would likely be brought in MD, but almost same problem (but not as bad)...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 22, 2025 12:47 PM (tOcjL)

255 Bolton was instrumental in blocking information from the President he was supposed to be working for. Same with many others in the previous Trump administration.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 22, 2025 12:47 PM (47/pr)

256 I think it's highly unlikely that was a suicide. More like a catastrophic accident or negligence. It seems the sole reason it was ruled a suicide was a break-up the day before. So what? No suicide note, no indication at all that she was so depressed she wanted to kill herself.

I suspect the suicide finding was made to avoid an inquiry into how a very experienced diver could end up dead like this.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

Or, she was so upset she did not do her checks or pack her chute right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2025 12:47 PM (bss/y)

257 Re: classified docs -/ wasn’t it the case that Trump had de-classified docs at MAL ( declassified by Trump), and the Biden changed them back to classified in order to do the raid and take them from him?

They stay this game about raids over docs, why shouldn’t it be used against them, too?


*not even getting into all the legit classified docs Hillary was treating like personal property to share and sell

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2025 12:47 PM (Hkcdp)

258 Looks exactly like Joe Biden walking around..

😭😭

https://is.gd/qhfySu
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028: Fighting Fire With Gasoline! at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM (cqHHY)



Hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

259 I'm not surprised that you missed the point.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 22, 2025 12:44 PM (pJWtt)


Have I offended thee at some point in the past?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:47 PM (ExV1e)

260 but annulments are granted on the basis of other reasons, such as entering the union under deceptive or coercive circumstances, etc.


well there you go Kallisto - George pretended to NOT be a fat weasel

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 22, 2025 12:47 PM (Pv3Rg)

261 If Kelly Ann went to a priest and said "My husband is a gay homosexual who bangs men every chance he gets,"

...and has man-titties that flap in the breeze, and wears an Elvis/Johnny Cash wig...

she'd be able to get an annulment.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:48 PM (dCxaZ)

262 Is this toe-rag in cuffs yet ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at August 22, 2025 12:48 PM (6t8M3)

263 I find this especially amusing, as it's what Barack the Lightbringer always used to say
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM (7HoOO)

You too?

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 22, 2025 12:48 PM (vm8sq)

264 American AF 🇺🇸
@iAnonPatriot

Looks exactly like Joe Biden walking around..

😭😭

https://is.gd/qhfySu


Wow, it really does. Well, except for the lack of stains and wet spots front and back.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2025 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

265 I can only hear it with the opening words of Pour Some Sugar On Me in my head
Posted by: 496 at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM


Best Sugar of all:

https://tinyurl.com/mr9swb38

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 12:49 PM (0sNs1)

266
Catholic doctrine does not prohibit in any way civil divorce. What it does not allow is remarriage... without annulment.

Generally, people are able to get an annulment when they want, even if they have children together.

If Kelly Ann went to a priest and said "My husband is a gay homosexual who bangs men every chance he gets," she'd be able to get an annulment.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2025 12:46 PM (dGCAG)



Where divorce is commonplace today, and I was raised a Catholic, it's doctrine says one thing. The people, however, are completely different.

Divorce was frowned upon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

267 "No one is above the law" is the Sydney Sweeny of political statements.

Discuss.

Posted by: Max Power at August 22, 2025 12:49 PM (q177U)

268 "Judge Merrick Garland didn’t get day in the sun he deserves today, but he’s superb choice to be AG. He was as good as it gets as top DOJ official in 90s: smart, committed, patriotic, terrific lawyer, and gentleman." - Andy McCarthy, January 6, 2021

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 22, 2025 12:49 PM (eGr5y)

269
Conway's wife turned out to be a traitorous tw@t as well
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:19 PM (dCxaZ)

=============

KellyAnne?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2025 12:49 PM (6eO0F)

270 Experienced skydiver deliberately jumped to her death day after breakup with partner, coroner confirms

https://is.gd/jPXM4z

-
And she was a one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus


Sadly, now she is a Two.
Or a 0.8.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 22, 2025 12:49 PM (ufFY8)

271 Conway looks like Muscle Man from The Regular Show.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 22, 2025 12:49 PM (47/pr)

272 211 Experienced skydiver deliberately jumped to her death day after breakup with partner, coroner confirms

https://is.gd/jPXM4z
-
And she was a one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fire Can Too Melt Steel! at August 22, 2025 12:36 PM (L/fGl)

That dude dodged a bullet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

c'mon, every man who looks at her photo thinks "I coulda made her happy!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2025 12:49 PM (uWKK8)

273 I work in a SCIF… I know. Exxageration for effect. The fact remains: over-classification is EVERYWHERE. I see portion markings as secret all the time where the content is manifestly unclassified… but the classification marking remains. Everyone is a “derivative classifier” as you probably know. Thousands of individual judgments every day… often incorrect. And I’ll eat my hat if Bolton had anything truly devastating to the nations security at his house. I don’t buy it
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM (ePHkC)


If you work in a SCIF, then you know you ... um ... lied about what constitutes a classified document within a SCIF. You'd make a better argument by not stating a falsehood.

I work in a SCIF, too. Over-classification is a problem, but that's partly because none of the Little People want to go to prison for an intentional data-breach.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 22, 2025 12:50 PM (pJWtt)

274 236 Yeah, SiD, I found that claim odd. Not a particularly good look for Trump IMHO.

Posted by: Bulg at August 22, 2025 12:50 PM (Kqw9N)

275 Nice fish.

http://alturl.com/4um72/pw=8e2ys
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 12:43 PM (i24o9)


What a GREAT BASS!!


I concur, and I'm a bass man.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2025 12:50 PM (Riz8t)

276 Fat man titties in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fire Can Too Melt Steel! at August 22, 2025 12:50 PM (L/fGl)

277
And she was a one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus

==============

Which way are you counting? She's a 10.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2025 12:50 PM (6eO0F)

278 these 3 conditions need to be met in order for KAC to get her annulment from Moobie George (that she totally doesn't want because she enjoys the DS bennies they share):

1. gay homosexual
2. bangs men every chance he gets (bathhouse regular is acceptable reason as well)
3. Man-titties flap in breeze and wears Elvis/Johnny Cash wig while so doing.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:50 PM (dCxaZ)

279 I can only hear it with the opening words of Pour Some Sugar On Me in my head
Posted by: 496 at August 22, 2025 12:45 PM

Best Sugar of all:

https://tinyurl.com/mr9swb38

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 12:49 PM (0sNs1)

The real best Sugar is No Sugar.

https://youtu.be/yMG-Mi9I0-k

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 12:51 PM (i24o9)

280 Remember back in Ye Olden Days under Dubya when we were all fans of The 'Stache? My how things change.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 22, 2025 12:51 PM (V362x)

281 Conway looks like Muscle Man from The Regular Show.
Posted by: Minuteman at August 22, 2025 12:49 PM (47/pr)



Were I drinking it, milk would've come out my nose.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

282
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
BREAKING: Trump Federal Housing Director Bill Pulte is now referring 2 MORE PEOPLE to the Department of Justice for mortgage fraud, following his referral of Democrat Fed Reserve Governor Lisa Cook.

Wow.

@Pulte
is CRUSHING IT.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 22, 2025 12:51 PM (NpAcC)

283 "Fat man titties flapping in the wind.."

"Uh, Paulie, luv, can we make that "Blackbird singing in the dead of night"? You're just going in a strange direction for a song about civil rights, aren't ya, bra?"

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at August 22, 2025 12:52 PM (Ft5W9)

284 Fat man titties flapping in the wind.."

Hmm. Kansas tune?
Posted by: man at August 22, 2025 12:21 PM (tubbA)


Pink Floyd.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)


Little Feat. Companion piece to Fat Man in the Bathtub

Posted by: Doof at August 22, 2025 12:52 PM (wkXwO)

285 Have I offended thee at some point in the past?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:47 PM (ExV1e)


I could be mistaking you for a contrarian that enjoys posting under many different nics. I apologize.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 22, 2025 12:52 PM (pJWtt)

286 Probably should use archaeologists from the egyptian branch. They're used to digging up old dusty shit made from papyrus.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 22, 2025 12:22 PM (snZF9)
The old kangs used the finest egyptian cotton

Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2025 12:52 PM (jgmnb)

287 Fat man titties in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Fire Can Too Melt Steel! at August 22, 2025 12:50 PM (L/fGl)

Ok, I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 22, 2025 12:52 PM (ufFY8)

288 "Judge Merrick Garland didn’t get day in the sun he deserves today, but he’s superb choice to be AG. He was as good as it gets as top DOJ official in 90s: smart, committed, patriotic, terrific lawyer, and gentleman." - Andy McCarthy, January 6, 2021
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 22, 2025 12:49 PM (eGr5y

Startled Grandpa was a disgraceful lickspittle.

Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2025 12:52 PM (rj6Yv)

289 40‑Year‑Old Man Rescued After Getting Stuck In Playground Slide

iHeartRadio

A 40-year-old man was rescued from a tube slide at Northeast Elementary School in Vernon, Connecticut, on Saturday (August 16). The Town of Vernon Fire Department, along with Vernon EMS and Vernon Police Department, responded to the incident after receiving a call around 4:30 p.m. The man was found wedged headfirst in the middle of the slide, experiencing extreme discomfort due to the hot weather.

Emergency personnel provided the man with oxygen and ventilation to help alleviate his discomfort. According to a Facebook post by the Vernon Fire Department, additional resources, including Rescue 141 and Tower 541, were called to assist in the rescue. The team used an aerial ladder to stabilize the slide and cut it open to free the man.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 22, 2025 12:52 PM (TGPs7)

290 You can bet Tehran is sitting up and watching this. Bolton and Pompeo are two people they absolutely hate with a vengeance. To be honest, when Trump pulled Bolton's and Pompeo's security detail(s) I fully expected something untoward to happen to each of them.

Posted by: Orson at August 22, 2025 12:53 PM (dIske)

291 >>Yeah, SiD, I found that claim odd. Not a particularly good look for Trump IMHO.

It was the perfect response.

The left has been shrieking all morning and will continue to shriek that Trump has weaponized the and is personally going after his political foes on a revenge tour.

Trump needs to just keep replying he has nothing to do with it and the DOJ is acting on their own based on facts.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2025 12:53 PM (viF8m)

292 I could be mistaking you for a contrarian that enjoys posting under many different nics. I apologize.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 22, 2025 12:52 PM (pJWtt)


Understandable. This is the only nic I've used in the past four years.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:53 PM (ExV1e)

293 Which way are you counting? She's a 10.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2025 12:50 PM (6eO0F)

Standard AoSHQ digital scale, One or Zero.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 22, 2025 12:54 PM (ufFY8)

294 KellyAnne?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2025 12:49 PM (6eO0F)
******
Trump and her are still very close and talk frequently.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 22, 2025 12:54 PM (NpAcC)

295 Well they have a dotty daughter fwiw

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 22, 2025 12:54 PM (bXbFr)

296 BEAT ME BY THAAAAAAT MUUUUUCH!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at August 22, 2025 12:54 PM (Ft5W9)

297 Can we expect a statement from Bolton that calls himself Putin's #1 enemy in America and that this action is just further proof of Trump being Putin's agent?

You know, the sort of thing someone trying to advance a seditious conspiracy might say?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

298 You can bet Tehran is sitting up and watching this. Bolton and Pompeo are two people they absolutely hate with a vengeance. To be honest, when Trump pulled Bolton's and Pompeo's security detail(s) I fully expected something untoward to happen to each of them.
Posted by: Orson at August 22, 2025 12:53 PM (dIske)



SEE!!! TRUMP IS JUST LIKE THE AYATOLLAH!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

299 Wait.. there's a word for this... hmmm, what is it? some eastern religion word... oh, yeah...KARMA.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 22, 2025 12:55 PM (rvwwT)

300 Look, I've went to several priests and told them my husband was a gay homosexual who bangs men every chance he gets, and all they've ever done was say, "Hey mister, you're not even Catholic"

Posted by: Michelle Obama at August 22, 2025 12:55 PM (7CamO)

301 A 40-year-old man was rescued from a tube slide at Northeast Elementary School in Vernon, Connecticut, on Saturday (August 16). The Town of Vernon Fire Department, along with Vernon EMS and Vernon Police Department, responded to the incident after receiving a call around 4:30 p.m. The man was found wedged headfirst in the middle of the slide, experiencing extreme discomfort due to the hot weather.

Emergency personnel provided the man with oxygen and ventilation to help alleviate his discomfort. According to a Facebook post by the Vernon Fire Department, additional resources, including Rescue 141 and Tower 541, were called to assist in the rescue. The team used an aerial ladder to stabilize the slide and cut it open to free the man.

Posted by: Mister Ghost


See, I would have saved the slide by pouring melted butter into the top.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 22, 2025 12:55 PM (0U5gm)

302 Trump and her are still very close and talk frequently.

that's right. Like Don Vito "close"...

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 12:55 PM (dCxaZ)

303 It's aggravating that people who can afford 5 and 6 figure mortgages resort to bullshit fraud to avoid spending the 5 or 6 figures they can afford.

While I don't... or can't seem to find the magic forms that absolve me of this crime.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 22, 2025 12:56 PM (Q4IgG)

304 Does discussion of man-titties count regarding labeling a Thread a Boob Thread?

Asking for The Horde.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 12:56 PM (0sNs1)

305 If you work in a SCIF, then you know you ... um ... lied about what constitutes a classified document within a SCIF. You'd make a better argument by not stating a falsehood.

I work in a SCIF, too. Over-classification is a problem, but that's partly because none of the Little People want to go to prison for an intentional data-breach.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 22, 2025 12:50 PM (pJWtt)

You’re right. I lied… I now confess my dishonesty

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2025 12:56 PM (zizoB)

306 You can bet Tehran is sitting up and watching this. Bolton and Pompeo are two people they absolutely hate with a vengeance. To be honest, when Trump pulled Bolton's and Pompeo's security detail(s) I fully expected something untoward to happen to each of them.
Posted by: Orson at August 22, 2025 12:53 PM (dIske)


With their security clearances pulled, they have become as nothing. They're still wealthy but the only power they have is to write articles that no one reads. They are zombies, dead but still walking the Earth.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:56 PM (ExV1e)

307 >>Yeah, SiD, I found that claim odd. Not a particularly good look for Trump IMHO.

It was the perfect response.

The left has been shrieking all morning and will continue to shriek that Trump has weaponized the and is personally going after his political foes on a revenge tour.

Trump needs to just keep replying he has nothing to do with it and the DOJ is acting on their own based on facts.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2025 12:53 PM (viF8m)

I am sure it is all by the book. And Trump should drop that one in the presser when called on it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 12:56 PM (i24o9)

308 282
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
BREAKING: Trump Federal Housing Director Bill Pulte is now referring 2 MORE PEOPLE to the Department of Justice for mortgage fraud, following his referral of Democrat Fed Reserve Governor Lisa Cook.

Wow.

@Pulte
is CRUSHING IT.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 22, 2025 12:51 PM (NpAcC)

======

How many people are trying to refinance their second homes in the DC area today?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

309 Hm, Sec. Hegseth just authorized nat. guard to carry weapons if mission requires it. Hope it includes crew served weapons. Sporty. Still not noon.

Posted by: Kingsman at August 22, 2025 12:56 PM (ehY6c)

310 Best Sugar of all:

https://tinyurl.com/mr9swb38

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 12:49 PM (0sNs1)
-------
As soon as I saw what video it was I shut it down. It's a great song, but nothing gets stuck in my head as bad as Sugar Sugar.

And despite my precautions it is now running on loop in my head

Posted by: 496 at August 22, 2025 12:56 PM (/2KcO)

311 Remember:
Andrew McCarthy's claim to fame is the layup conviction of the Blind Sheik for the attempted bombing of the WTC.

Where he allowed his attorney to pass messages to and from terrorist cohorts.
Almost certainly leading to most of them evading justice.

I now think he knew she was doing that, that he personally shut down the investigation into her, and he's desperate to stay in the good grace of the Uniparty and Deep State to keep that secret.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2025 12:56 PM (FQQCN)

312 During the FBI raid at John Bolton's home, a person wearing a "Trump is a national disgrace" shirt was seen outside,
Might have been Bolton's brother.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 22, 2025 12:57 PM (NpAcC)

313


Robert Deniro Cape Fear laugh.

Posted by: E Buzz at August 22, 2025 12:57 PM (+Y6+8)

314 See, I would have saved the slide by pouring melted butter into the top.
Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 22, 2025 12:55 PM


This man. He gets it.

Posted by: zombie Marlon Brando at August 22, 2025 12:57 PM (0sNs1)

315 Fat man titties flapping in the wind sounds like a line from Cotton Eye Joe

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2025 12:57 PM (ZnPqv)

316 Over-classification is a problem

OMG, is it ever. My math textbook at nuclear power school was classified.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:57 PM (ExV1e)

317 312 During the FBI raid at John Bolton's home, a person wearing a "Trump is a national disgrace" shirt was seen outside,
Might have been Bolton's brother.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 22, 2025 12:57 PM (NpAcC)

======

Dude was frantic with fear.

Either he knows everyone in the neighborhood are respected crooks, including him, or he's a scarred ninny who does everything Rachel Maddow tells him to do.

I'm not sure which way to bet, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:58 PM (GBKbO)

318 BEAT ME BY THAAAAAAT MUUUUUCH!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at August 22, 2025 12:54 PM (Ft5W9)

lol

You gotta be quick here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 12:58 PM (i24o9)

319 Ace needs to do a Flaming Mustache gif.

Thanks for the tube slide warning -- am heading to the Dells next weekend. Noah's Ark baby!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 22, 2025 12:58 PM (qwx/I)

320 this is what I voted for.

Granted, raiding the home of someone like Bolton was not on my "Trump Administration Bingo Card" but, still....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2025 12:58 PM (tT6L1)

321 How many people are trying to refinance their second homes in the DC area today?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison



All. Yes, that is my final answer.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 22, 2025 12:58 PM (0U5gm)

322 Then: NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW

Now: You can't arrest him, he's a talking head on TV!!!

Posted by: The anti-Bob Ross at August 22, 2025 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

323 "Judge Merrick Garland didn’t get day in the sun he deserves today, but he’s superb choice to be AG. He was as good as it gets as top DOJ official in 90s: smart, committed, patriotic, terrific lawyer, and gentleman." - Andy McCarthy, January 6, 2021

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 22, 2025 12:49 PM (eGr5y)



Wow. What a monumentally wrong call. Just wow. If you know nothing else of McCarthy's history that should tell you to avoid his opinion on anything. He should be ashamed to show his face but clearly he's an un-aware fool absolutely lacking any self reflection.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 22, 2025 12:59 PM (U4hpE)

324 How many people are trying to refinance their second homes in the DC area today?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:56 PM (GBKbO)
*******
Why would anyone try to refinance now when the interest rates will probably be coming down in September?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 22, 2025 12:59 PM (NpAcC)

325 The British Government is beholden to their insurance companies.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 22, 2025 12:59 PM (RGh8D)

326 316 Over-classification is a problem

OMG, is it ever. My math textbook at nuclear power school was classified.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:57 PM (ExV1e)

=======

If Bolton were at all concerned with this problem instead of actively working within the bounds to enrich himself, I'd care more about the ideological and rhetorical implications of this move.

But, he has enriched himself through his classification level instead.

So, fuck him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

327 And despite my precautions it is now running on loop in my head
Posted by: 496 at August 22, 2025 12:56 PM


"... you are my candy, girl,
and you got me wanting you ..."

My work here is done.

Posted by: zombie Marlon Brando at August 22, 2025 12:59 PM (0sNs1)

328 324 How many people are trying to refinance their second homes in the DC area today?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:56 PM (GBKbO)
*******
Why would anyone try to refinance now when the interest rates will probably be coming down in September?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 22, 2025 12:59 PM (NpAcC)

=======

Because Trump is prosecuting people for lying about their rental properties as primary residences in order to get better interest rates.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 01:00 PM (GBKbO)

329 I wake up this morning and the Dow is up almost 2% and John Bolton's house gets raided.

Right now I'm looking for my old softball bat to beat Little Buckie into some sort of submission so I can put my shorts on and mow the lawn, but things aren't looking too good. I keep getting hung up on the drop-down staircase into the attic.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at August 22, 2025 01:00 PM (Ft5W9)

330 Just a thought: The 1 to 10 scale for women (and presumably men) is not applied right. There seems to be a consensus on this site that a 5 or 6 is highly undesirable.

A "5" is an average woman -- not ugly, not especially attractive, but average. The majority of women are average (duh). A 5 is a woman who guys might not immediately notice, but they are attractive enough that men will like them. They aren't undesirable.

A 6 is above average. We're getting into women who guys will start to notice.

A 7 is well above average and an 8 is a babe. An 8 is rare.

9 or 10? That's only the hottest of the hot -- a very very very rare specimen.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 01:00 PM (iFTx/)

331 Wonder how many of the Obama Biden Progtard Junta are calling this "retaliation"?

Or will they wait until the Junta catalyst start getting rolled up.

Posted by: Operator Error at August 22, 2025 01:00 PM (c4kCh)

332 "... you are my candy, girl,
and you got me wanting you ..."

My work here is done.
Posted by: zombie Marlon Brando at August 22, 2025 12:59 PM


I just can't believe it's true.

Posted by: toby928 at August 22, 2025 01:00 PM (jc0TO)

333 Lemme guess: they are not rooting through Bolton's wife's underwear drawer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2025 01:01 PM (6IF5w)

334
You People see this?

Some fuckface "protester" held up a big sign:

"Hey Winsome,
If trans can't share your bathroom then blacks can't share my drinking fountain"


Sick burn, right?
Talk about a self-own.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2025 01:01 PM (s46Bg)

335 Now playing, Sugar Sugar, The Archies.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 22, 2025 01:01 PM (Whrv+)

336 Well, 1300, time to polish off the Schwings and get back to writing CDRLS

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 22, 2025 01:01 PM (eGr5y)

337 OMG, is it ever. My math textbook at nuclear power school was classified.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 12:57 PM


The uninitiated should never know the formulas used for determining the census of Grotopotomii.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 01:01 PM (0sNs1)

338 333 Lemme guess: they are not rooting through Bolton's wife's underwear drawer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2025 01:01 PM (6IF5w)

======

"Todd is. We asked if he was finished five hours ago. Haven't gotten a response."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

339 but the midterms...

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 22, 2025 01:01 PM (YlWIZ)

340 > Fat man titties in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly

All your life
You were only waiting for these moobs to organize

Posted by: bonhomme at August 22, 2025 01:02 PM (lIio7)

341 You asked for it!


https://tinyurl.com/mr9swb38

Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 22, 2025 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

342 Why would anyone try to refinance now when the interest rates will probably be coming down in September?

Posted by: redridinghood


BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS PAPERWORK WAS FRAUDULENT

Posted by: Ben Rothisberger at August 22, 2025 01:02 PM (0U5gm)

343 334
You People see this?

Some fuckface "protester" held up a big sign:

"Hey Winsome,
If trans can't share your bathroom then blacks can't share my drinking fountain"


Sick burn, right?
Talk about a self-own.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2025 01:01 PM (s46Bg)

=======

The video of the Boomer lib guy telling the Boomer lib lady that it's getting negative play is hilarious.

Completely fucking clueless.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 01:02 PM (GBKbO)

344
"Todd is. We asked if he was finished five hours ago. Haven't gotten a response."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 01:01 PM (GBKbO)



It's always that f*ckin' Todd........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

345 By the way, with what's been coming out about the complete lawlessness and conspiracy coup against a sitting president, damn right the raid on Mar a Lago was illegal.

Of course, everyone defending the Mar a Lago raid conveniently hand waves away the extraordinary fact the FBI was "weapons free" while raiding the residence of a former and future president.

Anyone who doesn't believe the Junta wasn't looking for a pretext to declare MAGA a terrorist organization, should the Mar a Lago raid have gone "hot," is deluding themselves.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2025 01:03 PM (tT6L1)

346 You asked for it!


https://tinyurl.com/mr9swb38
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 22, 2025 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
____

Remember when Amy Schumer was a Thing? [Shivers]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

347 If only there was some aphorism describing what happens with things that go around that could be applied here…oh well.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 22, 2025 01:03 PM (hlNLQ)

348 9 or 10? That's only the hottest of the hot -- a very very very rare specimen.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 01:00 PM (iFTx/)

Like Kelly Ann Conway? ;-)

I agree with you BTW…. For myself if a woman keeps herself in decent shape, dresses well and has a nice smile I’m apt to place her around 7 just for that

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2025 01:03 PM (/DBoU)

349 The video of the Boomer lib guy telling the Boomer lib lady that it's getting negative play is hilarious.


someone here said she was retired teacher

but no, she is an administrator at VCU

similar

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 22, 2025 01:03 PM (Pv3Rg)

350
Remember when Amy Schumer was a Thing? [Shivers]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 01:03 PM (iFTx/)




I guess I'm not as old as I thought I was.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

351 My work here is done.

Posted by: zombie Marlon Brando at August 22, 2025 12:59 PM (0sNs1
-------
It's really the 'sugar sugar aw honey honey'part that latches on like a leach. I mean leech.

Posted by: 496 at August 22, 2025 01:04 PM (TV54s)

352 No, moob talk does not make a thread a boob thread.

Not here, at least. Maybe at Hot Air, but not here.

Posted by: Bulg at August 22, 2025 01:04 PM (Kqw9N)

353 147 I'm not saying that John Bolton smokes pole, but I am saying that that ridiculous pushbroom on his upper lip has probably grazed the pubic bone of more than one man.
Posted by: ballistic at August 22, 2025 12:32 PM (5aZAZ)

Sperm Strainer ???

Posted by: browndog digging in the backyard at August 22, 2025 01:04 PM (TTAGa)

354 Why would anyone try to refinance now when the interest rates will probably be coming down in September?

Posted by: redridinghood


BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS PAPERWORK WAS FRAUDULENT
Posted by: Ben Rothisberger at August 22, 2025 01:02 PM (0U5gm)


Good thing that all that paperwork is immediately destroyed as soon as you refinance.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 01:04 PM (ExV1e)

355 A "5" is an average woman -- not ugly, not especially attractive, but average. The majority of women are average (duh). A 5 is a woman who guys might not immediately notice, but they are attractive enough that men will like them. They aren't undesirable.

A 6 is above average. We're getting into women who guys will start to notice.

A 7 is well above average and an 8 is a babe. An 8 is rare.

9 or 10? That's only the hottest of the hot -- a very very very rare specimen.

Posted by: Elric The Blade



Some mens' distribution charts have very fat tails.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 22, 2025 01:04 PM (0U5gm)

356 354
Good thing that all that paperwork is immediately destroyed as soon as you refinance.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 01:04 PM (ExV1e)

=======

Caught in a criminal net, one does what one can.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 01:05 PM (GBKbO)

357 well, I was sort of right, it's about ....WORLD CUP !

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 01:06 PM (g47mK)

358 No, moob talk does not make a thread a boob thread.

Not here, at least. Maybe at Hot Air, but not here.
Posted by: Bulg at August 22, 2025 01:04 PM (Kqw9N)


Dude, the 'ettes deserve equal time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 01:06 PM (ExV1e)

359 I think it's highly unlikely that was a suicide. More like a catastrophic accident or negligence. It seems the sole reason it was ruled a suicide was a break-up the day before. So what? No suicide note, no indication at all that she was so depressed she wanted to kill herself.

I suspect the suicide finding was made to avoid an inquiry into how a very experienced diver could end up dead like this.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

"On her final jump, Damarell deliberately did not deploy her main parachute and had turned off a device designed to automatically deploy the parachute at a certain altitude and speed if a skydiver is unable to do so"
"Damarell had left instructions on her phone lock screen about how to access it after her death, and notes addressed to her family were found on a handset — including messages “apologizing and thanking them for their support” and details of her finances,"

Posted by: Inogame at August 22, 2025 01:06 PM (53oGX)

360 A 7 is well above average and an 8 is a babe. An 8 is rare.

9 or 10? That's only the hottest of the hot -- a very very very rare specimen.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Logarithmic like the seismic scale.

Posted by: Operator Error at August 22, 2025 01:07 PM (c4kCh)

361 Just wondering what kind of conversation Jeff Goldstein will have with John Bolton's mustache after this...

Posted by: Caaptain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 22, 2025 01:07 PM (WvZaB)

362 No, moob talk does not make a thread a boob thread.

Not here, at least. Maybe at Hot Air, but not here.
Posted by: Bulg at August 22, 2025 01:04 PM (Kqw9N)



Tittays!!!!



https://is.gd/XB27f7

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

363 Trump is also getting rid of DC rats!

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 01:07 PM (g47mK)

364 The only we have anything close to normalcy is absolute war like this.

If Trump just walked away and didn't address is, every Republican Admin would go through this.

Establishment Republicans are like the scorpion and the frog, believing they'll somehow be spared, that it's "only Trump" getting this treatment.

Posted by: Leupold at August 22, 2025 01:08 PM (4pwAx)

365 Some mens' distribution charts have very fat tails.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 22, 2025 01:04 PM


This man. He gets it.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at August 22, 2025 01:08 PM (0sNs1)

366 I doubt that Conservative Treehouse has any boob threads at all.

Posted by: Bulg at August 22, 2025 01:08 PM (Kqw9N)

367 https://is.gd/XB27f7
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)


She is very much not hideous.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 01:08 PM (ExV1e)

368
Dude, the 'ettes deserve equal time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 01:06 PM (ExV1e)



Dude's get Sweeney, 'ettes get that Conway fag........Sometimes life just isn't fair.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

369 If we're talking looks distribution, it's not hard for a 5 to be a 6. Exercise, dressing nicely, clean and a nice personality will move a gal up the scale.

Speaking of which, SeaTac is populated by people who've given up on life.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2025 01:08 PM (tT6L1)

370 Dude, the 'ettes deserve equal time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 01:06 PM


I think so, too.

Posted by: Michael Moore at August 22, 2025 01:09 PM (0sNs1)

371 I doubt that Conservative Treehouse has any boob threads at all.
Posted by: Bulg at August 22, 2025 01:08 PM (Kqw9N)
______

They have dick threads

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

372 I doubt that Conservative Treehouse has any boob threads at all.

Posted by: Bulg at August 22, 2025 01:08 PM (Kqw9N)

And no dissension in the ranks. It's like a cult there.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 01:09 PM (i24o9)

373 All your life
You were only waiting for these moobs to organize


layers on layers man

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 01:09 PM (dCxaZ)

374 330 Just a thought: The 1 to 10 scale for women (and presumably men) is not applied right. There seems to be a consensus on this site that a 5 or 6 is highly undesirable.
___

I think most guys distribution curve skews to the right. Mine does.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 22, 2025 01:09 PM (Dv3i1)

375 No one, I have been repeatedly assured, is above the law, and recovering improperly-held classified documents is the most important mission of our government.
---
But we have to consider the contribution made to the country due to their service in the politburo.

Trump wants to be President/King!

He doesn't want to just be a member of the DC politburo. That's what Trump's crime was.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 01:09 PM (krQz2)

376
Good thing that all that paperwork is immediately destroyed as soon as you refinance.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 01:04 PM (ExV1e)



So, you're saying DC is smoking today like the Vatican on election day?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

377 Dude's get Sweeney, 'ettes get that Conway fag........Sometimes life just isn't fair.

do I need to start posting dick pics all up in here?

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 01:10 PM (dCxaZ)

378 If we're talking looks distribution, it's not hard for a 5 to be a 6. Exercise, dressing nicely, clean and a nice personality will move a gal up the scale.

90% of attractiveness is putting in basic effort like this.

Based on our current state of obesity and sloppiness I suspect there are men or women following your advice that would be below a 7...

Posted by: The anti-Bob Ross at August 22, 2025 01:10 PM (sKqQm)

379 Trump, Nov 2024: "First order of business. I want you to go find out where every classified US document in the world is. And hop to it."

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 01:11 PM (2fC87)

380 I doubt that Conservative Treehouse has any boob threads at all.

Posted by: Bulg at August 22, 2025 01:08 PM (Kqw9N)

And no dissension in the ranks. It's like a cult there.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 01:09 PM (i24o9)
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Probably nobody dares to put carrots in their chili.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 01:11 PM (krQz2)

381 Dude's get Sweeney, 'ettes get that Conway fag........Sometimes life just isn't fair.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)


Something for the ladies...

https://tinyurl.com/4f2twmzz+

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 01:11 PM (ExV1e)

382 Is there no statute of limitation on fraud?

What is the remedy here, the bank force her declare one of her homes as primary and then pays a higher interest rate on the other?

It's funny Cook didn't deny it, just that it was "bullying" and happened several years ago.

Posted by: Leupold at August 22, 2025 01:11 PM (4pwAx)

383 They are doing casual Friday at the WH ! No ties...

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (g47mK)

384
do I need to start posting dick pics all up in here?
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 01:10 PM (dCxaZ)



I mean, if that's what you think all the 'ettes want and you put a NSFW/SM tag with it, I can't stop you.

The COB's on the other hand......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

385 Is no one controlling for variables like beer goggles and closing time?

TJM, you're a math guy. Help The Horde out, here.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (0sNs1)

386 377 Dude's get Sweeney, 'ettes get that Conway fag........Sometimes life just isn't fair.

do I need to start posting dick pics all up in here?
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 01:10 PM (dCxaZ)

Damn.

She might choose violence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (bss/y)

387 Probably nobody dares to put carrots in their chili.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 01:11 PM (krQz2)

That's just simple human decency.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (i24o9)

388 "9 or 10? That's only the hottest of the hot -- a very very very rare specimen.

Posted by: Elric The Blade"

Then a 1 or 2 must be really awful, but it seems there are a whole lot more of them.

Posted by: fd at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (vFG9F)

389 382 Is there no statute of limitation on fraud?

What is the remedy here, the bank force her declare one of her homes as primary and then pays a higher interest rate on the other?

It's funny Cook didn't deny it, just that it was "bullying" and happened several years ago.
Posted by: Leupold at August 22, 2025 01:11 PM (4pwAx)

=======

The woman sets policy on that directly affects mortgage rates (10 year yields affect mortgage rates), and instead of voting to lower rates, she cheats on her mortgage forms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

390
9 or 10? That's only the hottest of the hot -- a very very very rare specimen.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 01:00 PM (iFTx/)

_________

Her Majesty will always be a 10 to me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (abjhs)

391 The produce section isn't for humans.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (RGh8D)

392 Trump, Nov 2024: "First order of business. I want you to go find out where every classified US document in the world is. And hop to it."

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 01:11 PM (2fC87)
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Obama took a bunch of NSA records for his "library", if you remember 2017.

"Oh yeah, who unmasked these telephone calls? Gee. We wish we knew, but those records have been transferred to Obama's library."

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (krQz2)

393 Just a thought: The 1 to 10 scale for women (and presumably men) is not applied right. There seems to be a consensus on this site that a 5 or 6 is highly undesirable.

Actually, one advantage here for women is that while men value looks pretty much everything else is up for debate.

Chunky? Exactly what some guys want
A little too thin? Same deal

Make bank? Some guys like it...
Looking to stay home and raise some kids? Some other guys like it

and so on...

Posted by: The anti-Bob Ross at August 22, 2025 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

394 385 Is no one controlling for variables like beer goggles and closing time?

TJM, you're a math guy. Help The Horde out, here.

#BeBetter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (0sNs1)

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Elric's scale is way off.

I see so few chicks over a 3. Ridiculous.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

395 The produce section isn't for humans.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (RGh8D)
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It's what my food eats.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 01:13 PM (krQz2)

396 "Judge Merrick Garland didn’t get day in the sun he deserves today, but he’s superb choice to be AG. He was as good as it gets as top DOJ official in 90s: smart, committed, patriotic, terrific lawyer, and gentleman." - Andy McCarthy, January 6, 2021
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The scariest part is, he still stands by that assessment even today.

He has never--and never will--rescind that glowing endorsement of one of the most vile and venal AGs in US history.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2025 01:13 PM (FQQCN)

397
Her Majesty will always be a 10 to me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (abjhs)



Queen Elizabeth?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

398 Her Majesty will always be a 10 to me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (abjhs)

Blink twice if she is standing over your shoulder right now.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 01:13 PM (i24o9)

399 I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.

Posted by: Stuff Zappa Said at August 22, 2025 01:13 PM (vFG9F)

400 It's funny Cook didn't deny it, just that it was "bullying" and happened several years ago.

Posted by: Leupold



Followed by "what difference does it make now" and roaring applause from the press.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 22, 2025 01:14 PM (0U5gm)

401 The COB's on the other hand......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

I think if you were tasteful, slightly artistic and not excessive, one might get away with it.*

*Note: I do not know shit. This is not an endorsement or encouragement. It would have to be a really odd situation for me to attempt it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2025 01:14 PM (bss/y)

402 The COB's on the other hand......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)


I'm pretty sure that I have posted some nude men with the schlonga-donga in full view, on the Art Thread, of course.

Because, artsy.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 01:14 PM (dCxaZ)

403 "9 or 10? That's only the hottest of the hot -- a very very very rare specimen.

Posted by: Elric The Blade"

Then a 1 or 2 must be really awful, but it seems there are a whole lot more of them.
Posted by: fd at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (vFG9F)
__________

A 1 is so ugly it's as rare as a 10. A 1 is pure hideousness.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

404 Queen Elizabeth?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)
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A pretty nice girl, but she hasn't got a lot to say.

Posted by: Caaptain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 22, 2025 01:14 PM (WvZaB)

405 "What is the remedy here, the bank force her declare one of her homes as primary and then pays a higher interest rate on the other?"
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I'm pretty sure that the punishment for fraud related to any real estate deal is an immediate fine of $500 million.

Posted by: 496 at August 22, 2025 01:14 PM (EWlvz)

406 Is no one controlling for variables like beer goggles and closing time?

TJM, you're a math guy. Help The Horde out, here.

#BeBetter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (0sNs1)
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Heh, way back when through much observation at pick up bars, I developed my "1st, 2nd and 3rd string" rule.

The hot chicks were gone early, maybe by 8 or 9, followed by the second string, usually gone by about 11. After 11, well......

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2025 01:14 PM (tT6L1)

407 do I need to start posting dick pics all up in here?
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 01:10 PM


Dude...no one wants to know what Sid looks like.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 22, 2025 01:14 PM (kgE5c)

408
I'm pretty sure that I have posted some nude men with the schlonga-donga in full view, on the Art Thread, of course.

Because, artsy.
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 01:14 PM (dCxaZ)



Glad I was abscent that day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

409 A 1 is so ugly it's as rare as a 10. A 1 is pure hideousness.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 01:14 PM (iFTx/)
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Unless you're on the Moron scale.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 01:15 PM (krQz2)

410 Oh no! Ilhan Omar is upset that the DFL withdrew it's endorsement of the Somali for Minneapolis mayor. Looking more and more like a future Mogadt

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2025 01:15 PM (ZnPqv)

411 Honestly to not be a 1 or a 2 all a modern American woman needs is to not have a penis

Posted by: The anti-Bob Ross at August 22, 2025 01:15 PM (sKqQm)

412 Her Majesty will always be a 10 to me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (abjhs)

*slouched in chair*

*takes drag off Galois*

*beret slips further*

Oui.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2025 01:15 PM (bss/y)

413 Mogadishu, damn

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2025 01:15 PM (ZnPqv)

414 do I need to start posting dick pics all up in here?
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 01:10 PM



It doesn't work out in the long run......

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 22, 2025 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

415
Blink twice if she is standing over your shoulder right now.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2025 01:13 PM (i24o9)

_________

She is in Minnesota doing battle at the Greater Twin Cities Borzoi Club specialty and I'm in Houston stewarding for the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Club of Houston. So, no.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 01:15 PM (abjhs)

416 Glad I was abscent that day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

I wish we could tag hashes. Her. Akbar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2025 01:16 PM (bss/y)

417 oh yeah I posted a link to David Beckham's underwear ad. and it wasn't a dick pic in the biblical sense, but damn close.

not much fabric between his weiner and the rest of the world

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 01:16 PM (dCxaZ)

418 do I need to start posting dick pics all up in here?
Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 01:10 PM (dCxaZ)

Those were supposed to be private !!

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2025 01:16 PM (EYmYM)

419 do I need to start posting dick pics all up in here? /i]

Yes slay queen!

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at August 22, 2025 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

420 "A 1 is so ugly it's as rare as a 10. A 1 is pure hideousness.
Posted by: Elric The Blade"

So, Kathy Griffin?

Posted by: fd at August 22, 2025 01:16 PM (vFG9F)

421 410 Oh no! Ilhan Omar is upset that the DFL withdrew it's endorsement of the Somali for Minneapolis mayor. Looking more and more like a future Mogadt
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2025 01:15 PM (ZnPqv)

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Because of vote fraud.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

422 Kellyanne Conway has been far more loyal to me than the 3 men who own this blog.

Of course she's hated here.

Posted by: Donald J Trump, 3X POTUS at August 22, 2025 01:17 PM (JpjRP)

423 She is in Minnesota doing battle at the Greater Twin Cities Borzoi Club specialty and I'm in Houston stewarding for the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Club of Houston. So, no.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 01:15 PM (abjhs)
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Two souls separated by a couple of thousand miles, yet strangely joined though inhabiting a crazy leftisospere.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2025 01:17 PM (tT6L1)

424
Remember how we used to celebrate The 'Stache? That seems so long ago...
Posted by: spongeworthy at August 22, 2025 12:16 PM (CDWlY)



Sure, I remember. I got taken just as much as the rest of you reprobates.

The way he turned traitor right under my nose taught me that anyone who grows a 'stache without a beard to go along with it is not someone to be trusted. And that anyone with Conway's pedo pageboy hairdo needs to have someone check the crawl space under his house.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2025 01:17 PM (y9nCu)

425 A 1 is so ugly it's as rare as a 10. A 1 is pure hideousness.
____

So crypto fraud Bankman's girlfriend is a 2 on Elric's scale, a step above hideous?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2025 01:17 PM (Dv3i1)

426 Dress decently, be friendly, don't put pictures on your skin or random pieces of stainless steel into it, and smile often. That gets someone to a 4 without even getting into looks or how in shape you are. It isn't that hard to break a 5.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 22, 2025 01:17 PM (0U5gm)

427 420 "A 1 is so ugly it's as rare as a 10. A 1 is pure hideousness.
Posted by: Elric The Blade"

So, Kathy Griffin?
Posted by: fd at August 22, 2025 01:16 PM (vFG9F)

No, that thing in the tweet at the end of the tranny/non binary thread yesterday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2025 01:17 PM (bss/y)

428 She is in Minnesota doing battle at the Greater Twin Cities Borzoi Club specialty and I'm in Houston stewarding for the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Club of Houston. So, no.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 01:15 PM


Do the Chihuahuas ever organize a protest and pull a J6 on one of those?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 01:18 PM (0sNs1)

429 "Oh yeah, who unmasked these telephone calls? Gee. We wish we knew, but those records have been transferred to Obama's library."
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 01:12 PM (krQz2)

His library should really just be a teleprompter. Same could be said for Biden funnily enough.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 01:18 PM (2fC87)

430 So crypto fraud Bankman's girlfriend is a 2 on Elric's scale, a step above hideous?

She's the example of the 10% of ugliness you can't do anything about.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 01:18 PM (sKqQm)

431

Okay, this is going in a weird direction now.

Posted by: Josephistan at August 22, 2025 01:19 PM (y9ksN)

432 uh oh, Trump is going to Chicago to clean it up ...

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2025 01:19 PM (g47mK)

433 A 1 is so ugly it's as rare as a 10. A 1 is pure hideousness.
____



A1 is nasty and I don't understand how people put that stuff on perfectly good steak.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

434 Oh no! Ilhan Omar is upset that the DFL withdrew it's endorsement of the Somali for Minneapolis mayor.

Did they say why? I mean, it's not often a political party says "we changed our minds, because have you SEEN this guy?".

Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2025 01:19 PM (Riz8t)

435 Sure, I remember. I got taken just as much as the rest of you reprobates.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2025 01:17 PM (y9nCu)
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I'm a reprobate?

*sniff* possibly the nicest thing anyone has said about me here.

...no, no, no...I swear, some dust just got in my eye

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2025 01:19 PM (tT6L1)

436 Oh, did anyone see video from Trump's COPS thing last night?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2025 01:19 PM (bss/y)

437 A 1 is so ugly it's as rare as a 10. A 1 is pure hideousness.
____

So crypto fraud Bankman's girlfriend is a 2 on Elric's scale, a step above hideous?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2025 01:17 PM (Dv3i1)
_____

Maybe a 3? She was ugly, but wasn't a fat hideous slob. If you saw her, you would be "no way" but not repulsed to vomiting.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

438 434 Oh no! Ilhan Omar is upset that the DFL withdrew it's endorsement of the Somali for Minneapolis mayor.

Did they say why? I mean, it's not often a political party says "we changed our minds, because have you SEEN this guy?".
Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2025 01:19 PM (Riz8t)

=======

Hundreds of delegate votes weren't counted. Fraudulently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

439 The rating scale reminds of one of my favorite RomComs, She's Out Of My League.

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2025 01:19 PM (EYmYM)

440 Remember how we used to celebrate The 'Stache? That seems so long ago...

Posted by: spongeworthy at August 22, 2025 12:16 PM (CDWlY)
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Don't think I ever did.

He was just an office filler.

About the closest I came is that I disliked the treatment he had in the press, until he became useful to them.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 01:20 PM (krQz2)

441 Beauty may be skin deep but ugly goes to the core.

Posted by: fd at August 22, 2025 01:20 PM (vFG9F)

442 I would never dick pic anybody unless I'm in love or something.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 22, 2025 01:20 PM (BanGW)

443 Maybe a 3? She was ugly, but wasn't a fat hideous slob. If you saw her, you would be "no way" but not repulsed to vomiting.

Wasn't he having throuples with her or something like that?

Not that 3+3=6 in this case but...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 01:20 PM (sKqQm)

444 Did they say why? I mean, it's not often a political party says "we changed our minds, because have you SEEN this guy?".
Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2025 01:19 PM (Riz8t)

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Hundreds of delegate votes weren't counted. Fraudulently.


And as we all know, if there's one thing the Dems are real hardasses about, it's electoral integrity.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2025 01:20 PM (Riz8t)

445 The way he turned traitor right under my nose taught me that anyone who grows a 'stache without a beard to go along with it is not someone to be trusted. And that anyone with Conway's pedo pageboy hairdo needs to have someone check the crawl space under his house.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 22, 2025 01:17 PM (y9nCu)



Tom Selleck hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

446 330-I pondered on this the other day (as you likely remember) . Looks like you subscribe to the normal distribution model, based on your description. I like the stamina model myself, which would mean 10% of women are 10s.But we differ- you think Sweeney’s a mid and I’d let her eat crackers in bed.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 22, 2025 01:21 PM (hlNLQ)

447 Bolton's next book can be called "The Room Where I Stored them". Written from prison.

One can hope. All that prick did as NSA was furiously write notes for his anti Trump book.

Posted by: Reforger at August 22, 2025 01:21 PM (pxUkb)

448 444
And as we all know, if there's one thing the Dems are real hardasses about, it's electoral integrity.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2025 01:20 PM (Riz8t)

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I suspect the old school Democrats are finally sick of being pushed aside for Somalis in Minnesota.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

449 I doubt that Conservative Treehouse has any boob threads at all.
Posted by: Bulg at August 22, 2025 01:08 PM (Kqw9N)
______

They have dick threads
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Girthy Dick Threads

Posted by: Operator Error at August 22, 2025 01:21 PM (c4kCh)

450 The weird little Minneapolis mayor guy is NOT a Somali.
He was born in Washington, DC and educated in Virginia.

Posted by: Just for the record at August 22, 2025 01:21 PM (CLuyf)

451 A1 is nasty and I don't understand how people put that stuff on perfectly good steak.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)
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On hamburger, or a roast it's not so bad.

But I would never put it on a steak.

On a steak, a sauce just means somebody didn't prepare it right.

But it's not clean, so I make my own

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 01:22 PM (krQz2)

452 Mustaches are for...

State Cops
Cowboys
Gay Pron enthusiasts

so if he doesn't have a badge or a cowboy hat, well, you know now...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 01:22 PM (sKqQm)

453 Beauty may be skin deep but ugly goes to the core.
Posted by: fd at August 22, 2025 01:20 PM


Penguins are the perfect example of a deceptive physical appearance covering an evil core.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 01:22 PM (0sNs1)

454 450 The weird little Minneapolis mayor guy is NOT a Somali.
He was born in Washington, DC and educated in Virginia.
Posted by: Just for the record at August 22, 2025 01:21 PM (CLuyf)

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Which means his true allegiance is to America.

*hand on heart*
*bald eagle cries out*
*tear runs down cheek*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

455 445 The way he turned traitor right under my nose taught me that anyone who grows a 'stache without a beard to go along with it is not someone to be trusted.

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Fuck you too, buddy.

Posted by: Mike Schmidt, Hall of Famer at August 22, 2025 01:22 PM (y9ksN)

456 To the extent that Bolton played on our team, he seemed useful.

Since he's never played on Trump's team, it's been a long while since he was even that.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 01:23 PM (krQz2)

457 On a steak, a sauce just means somebody didn't prepare it right.

But it's not clean, so I make my own


Pan bourdelaise sauce. You can thank me later.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2025 01:23 PM (Riz8t)

458 Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 01:20 PM (krQz2)

The Left hated him so much that I thought he couldn't be that bad. They blocked his nomination to the UN.

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2025 01:23 PM (EYmYM)

459 Stamina = stanine stupid autocucumber

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 22, 2025 01:23 PM (hlNLQ)

460 Mustaches are for...

State Cops
Cowboys
Gay Pron enthusiasts

so if he doesn't have a badge or a cowboy hat, well, you know now...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 01:22 PM (sKqQm)
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Orgy guys.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at August 22, 2025 01:23 PM (krQz2)

461 "Penguins are the perfect example of a deceptive physical appearance covering an evil core.
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

That is an excellent example that would have never occurred to me.

Posted by: fd at August 22, 2025 01:23 PM (vFG9F)

462 I mean, if you can grow and epic 'stache, why not?


https://is.gd/SNoO2o

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

463 tear runs down cheek*

Ah, those Italians...

Posted by: man at August 22, 2025 01:24 PM (NLXHs)

464 I love how you all point and laugh at John Bolton now.

* riffs on bagpipes *

Posted by: Bill Barr at August 22, 2025 01:24 PM (0sNs1)

465 Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 01:20 PM (krQz2)

The Left hated him so much that I thought he couldn't be that bad. They blocked his nomination to the UN.

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2025 01:23 PM (EYmYM)
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But he turned out to be a Bushie through-and-through.

I supported W through most of his term, when when they tried to foist Jeb on us, that's where they lost me.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 01:25 PM (krQz2)

466 Today PDT is wearing a TWRAE ball cap in the Oval Office. Trump Was Right About Everything.

Any unexploded Leftist heads are exploding now.

Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2025 01:25 PM (aBgBM)

467 Trump is the most entertaining public figure in my lifetime, in a category of his own. And this is apart from the important part, the substance of his policies. Hilarious.

If one has spent long years in the Beltway, including trying to get the limp players there to show some color or character, it's even more amusing.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 22, 2025 01:26 PM (U/Byj)

468 Pan bourdelaise sauce. You can thank me later.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2025 01:23 PM


Whiskey peppercorn pan sauce
Bearnaise
Blackberry sage sauce

But not A1.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 22, 2025 01:26 PM (kgE5c)

469 Nood Batman

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2025 01:26 PM (zizoB)

470
Fat man titties flapping in the wind

The B side of Dead Skunk In the Middle of the Road

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2025 01:26 PM (63Dwl)

471 Today PDT is wearing a TWRAE ball cap in the Oval Office. Trump Was Right About Everything.

Any unexploded Leftist heads are exploding now.
Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2025 01:25 PM (aBgBM)



It seems the man has no f*cks left to give.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

472 Nude Trump on COPS

Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

473 "...that anyone who grows a 'stache without a beard to go along with it is not someone to be trusted."


+++
Is this about me?

Posted by: Andy Reid at August 22, 2025 01:26 PM (CLuyf)

474 Andrew McCarthy has now transitioned from forgettable to insufferable. Amazing how that happens with such an experienced milquetoast. He's seems the banality of Deep State.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 22, 2025 01:27 PM (gLikB)

475 Today PDT is wearing a TWRAE ball cap in the Oval Office. Trump Was Right About Everything.

Any unexploded Leftist heads are exploding now.
Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2025 01:25 PM (aBgBM)

There was a guy sitting right behind home plate at the Phillies game the other day wearing one of those.

Posted by: Josephistan at August 22, 2025 01:27 PM (y9ksN)

476 oh yeah I posted a link to David Beckham's underwear ad. and it wasn't a dick pic in the biblical sense, but damn close.

**********

Bend it like Beckham.

Posted by: peyronie at August 22, 2025 01:27 PM (/iMjX)

477 Trump says Chicago may be the next city he makes safe. Mayor Conehead "Pres Honky Fascist ain't makin us safe"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2025 01:28 PM (ZnPqv)

478 I have to admit, the biggest egg on my political face was enthusiastically following the NRO gang circa 2003 as some sort of arbiter of conservative political change. The Bill Kristols, the Jonah Goldbergs, the Andrew McCarthys, etc... (Yes, even that staunch lover of freedom Little Green Footballs). Granted I was much younger than my current 29 years, but still, what a fool I was. I didn't see the grift machine for what it was.

Posted by: Croaker at August 22, 2025 01:28 PM (+BcZI)

479 Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 01:25 PM (krQz2

Not really. Bush chose him for the same reason Trump chose him. He gave the appearance as a no nonsense tough diplomat putting America first. It's apparent now he's just a narcissist that can't handle people disagreeing with him .

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2025 01:29 PM (EYmYM)

480 478 I have to admit, the biggest egg on my political face was enthusiastically following the NRO gang circa 2003 as some sort of arbiter of conservative political change. The Bill Kristols, the Jonah Goldbergs, the Andrew McCarthys, etc... (Yes, even that staunch lover of freedom Little Green Footballs). Granted I was much younger than my current 29 years, but still, what a fool I was. I didn't see the grift machine for what it was.
Posted by: Croaker at August 22, 2025 01:28 PM (+BcZI
I remember those times.

Posted by: Eromero at August 22, 2025 01:30 PM (jgmnb)

481 Mustaches are for...

State Cops
Cowboys
Gay Pron enthusiasts

so if he doesn't have a badge or a cowboy hat, well, you know now...


Uh oh. There's a hat around here somewhere, trust me.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 22, 2025 01:30 PM (3nLb4)

482 I suspect the suicide finding was made to avoid an inquiry into how a very experienced diver could end up dead like this.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

There was a note and instructions for her finances as well as a goodbye message to her family.

she also disabled the AAD (I think it's called) which automatically deploys at 1300' if nothing has been deployed.
full disclosure: not a skydiver, kid #1 owns a drop zone

Posted by: FXDWG at August 22, 2025 01:36 PM (xfTc5)

483 I would dick pic someone but I would need a macro lens.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 01:38 PM (2fC87)

484
Beauty may be skin deep but ugly goes to the core.
Posted by: fd at August 22, 2025 01:20 PM

Penguins are the perfect example of a deceptive physical appearance covering an evil core.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 01:22 PM (0sNs1)



*sharpens claws*

Posted by: The Kittehs at August 22, 2025 01:40 PM (y9nCu)

485 /sock

Posted by: muldoon at August 22, 2025 01:45 PM (/iMjX)

486 Andy McCarthy is useless.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2025 12:16 PM (Dv3i1)

Give him a break, his ventriloquist died a long time ago.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 22, 2025 02:17 PM (8avO+)

487 324 How many people are trying to refinance their second homes in the DC area today?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 12:56 PM (GBKbO)
*******
Why would anyone try to refinance now when the interest rates will probably be coming down in September?
Posted by: redridinghood at August 22, 2025 12:59 PM (NpAcC)

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Because Trump is prosecuting people for lying about their rental properties as primary residences in order to get better interest rates.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 01:00 PM (GBKbO)

If anyone in Congress did that they should be stripped of position unless the rental property is in the district or state they are sitting in.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 22, 2025 02:28 PM (8avO+)

488 winner winner chicken dinner comment of the day > Ace: "Notorious cuckold George Conway ran out to Bolton's house with his *fat man-titties flapping in the breeze*, to livestream this Great Injustice"

Posted by: sherpa_K2 at August 22, 2025 02:45 PM (haz9i)

489 What dose Walrus Face have to hide from us anyway?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 22, 2025 06:08 PM (wGqjj)

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