DOJ Prosecutors Secured Evidence Proving That James Comey Violated the Espionage Act by Illegally Disseminating Classified Information to Non-Authorized Persons But, Get This, Decided Not to Prosecute

Was he lacking "intent," I wonder, grimly.

Federal prosecutors gathered evidence from James Comey's top lieutenants that he authorized the leak of classified information to reporters just before the 2016 election but declined to bring criminal charges, according to recently declassified memos that call into question the former FBI director's testimony to Congress.
The bombshell revelations involving ex-FBI general counsel James Baker and ex-Comey chief of staff James Rybicki were memorialized in documents that FBI Director Kash Patel discovered earlier this year, but the passages were originally redacted by the Justice Department in versions sent to Congress earlier this month.
Attorney General Pam Bondi intervened and eliminated the redactions, dispatching new versions of the memos this week to the House and Senate Judiciary committees, officials told Just the News.
The memos detail evidence and interviews gathered by U.S. Postal Inspection Service agents concerning classified information leaked to The New York Times in October 2016, ahead of the November election in which Republican Donald Trump defeated Democrat Hillary Clinton.
"The USPIS Investigation also revealed Baker disclosed USG [U.S. government] classified information to the NYT under the belief he was ultimately instructed and authorized to do so by then FBI Director James Comey," one summary memo reads. "For example, during interviews, Baker indicated FBI Chief of Staff James Rybicki instructed him (Baker) to disclose the information to the NYT, and Baker understood Rybicki was conveying this instruction and authorization from Comey.
The memos don't identify the specific pieces of classified information that were leaked or whether Comey or anyone else was authorized to declassify them for the media. But they were investigated by multiple prosecutors, including the U.S. attorney's office in Washington, D.C., under Trump's first administration and by future-special prosecutor John Durham, and all declined to bring criminal charges, the memos show.

I'll bet you $100 Ace-Bucks that the prosecutors hid this evidence and this decision from Trump. Remember that the Deep State Democrat Operative Ron Rosenbaum was effectively the unappointed AG during much of Trump's first term, after the Deep State worked so assiduously to conjure up a conflict-of-interest and sideline Jeff Sessions.

Bondi told Just the News on Thursday she was committed to bringing accountability for the yet unpunished leaks.
"This document produced at my direction confirms what many Americans have long suspected: former FBI Director James Comey and his chief of staff engaged in abhorrent conduct," she said. "There must be accountability for those who were entrusted with safeguarding our nation's secrets and failed to do so."
Comey previously denied during congressional testimony that he had ever been a source in news articles related to the FBI's investigations into Trump and Clinton and further denied that he had ever approved of anyone else at the FBI being such a source. He has long denied any wrongdoing and insisted he has been politically attacked because he stood up to Trump.
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A recent barrage of declassified documents showing Comey and current Sen. Adam Schiff, D-Calif., may have been behind national security leaks over the last decade designed to harm Trump may prove more than just an exercise in historical accountability.
Legal experts say the statute of limitations for prosecution under espionage laws for leaks back in 2016 or 2017 can be extended to 10 years if the act was knowing and willful and harmed national security or was part of an ongoing criminal conspiracy that continued into the last five years.
"The general federal statute of limitations is five years, but espionage that harms our national interest is 10 years and covering up the crime continues the conspiracy," explained Mike Davis, a former top Senate Judiciary Committee lawyer who now runs the nonprofit Article III Project on constitutional law.
"The Trump DOJ can open up a criminal probe that investigates this malicious disclosure of classified information that harms our national interest," he said.

Read the whole thing.

It's enraging.

Comey authorized leaks of classified material

Unforgivable#ComeyWeaponizedTheFBI https://t.co/WPPHKdzAzl pic.twitter.com/HtsNb9pNVs
— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) August 22, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 02:20 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2025 02:22 PM (zBWPr)

2 Holy cow!

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2025 02:22 PM (zBWPr)

3 Trump is Batman.

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2025 02:22 PM (zBWPr)

4 Hi Ace!

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2025 02:22 PM (zBWPr)

5 Roomy in here.

I like it.

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2025 02:23 PM (zBWPr)

6 Funny how many times "no reasonable prosecutor" comes into play for Democrats.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 22, 2025 02:23 PM (qBdHI)

7 What are the shells on the beach saying to Comey now?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 22, 2025 02:24 PM (vbXSk)

8 Comey is 80 inches of weasel.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 22, 2025 02:25 PM (kTd/k)

9 Quelle suprize,
Comey leaked classified information.

Seems a lot of people in DC have leaky bladders.

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2025 02:25 PM (zBWPr)

10 A very hot August. I thought things were ramping up, but things are going exponential.

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2025 02:25 PM (GsIhi)

11 Gonna be rough sleeping through the night in prison, when you are 6'8" and the bed only accommodates perps up to 6'4"!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 22, 2025 02:25 PM (HlyYF)

12 Can we have a 5am raid on his house?

Oh pretty please???!!!

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2025 02:26 PM (zBWPr)

13 What difference at this point does it make??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2025 02:26 PM (zizoB)

14 6 Funny how many times "no reasonable prosecutor" comes into play for Democrats.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 22, 2025 02:23 PM

The "r" in reasonable is code for only prosecuting Republicans.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 22, 2025 02:27 PM (HlyYF)

15 "he authorized the leak of classified information."

he can't "authorize" any such thing. That makes it sound like what he did was legal. But he was unauthorized to authorize any such thing.

This may explain so much of the shenanigans during Trums first time as president - much of it was to keep him and his team occupied so they couldn't chase down this stuff. All the terrible shit they did before 2016 had to be covered up during the Trump presidency. Tangling trump and sessions in legal knots was the strategy.

I think trump, in the last four years, figured out what had happened.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 22, 2025 02:27 PM (gDhA9)

16 Comey leaked classified information.

Yeah, he really should have kept quiet about his Taylor Swift infatuation. That stuff is secret for a reason!

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2025 02:27 PM (GsIhi)

17 Try Comey in West Virginia.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 22, 2025 02:27 PM (rJ48h)

18 Look, let's all admit the truth here. The Trump Administration wouldn't care about Comey at all but for the fact that he came out as a Swiftie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 02:27 PM (ExV1e)

19 Holy cow!
Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2025 02:22 PM (zBWPr)

Holy redacted documents, Batman!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2025 02:27 PM (zizoB)

20 And Durham makes another appearance in this latest story. I'm really beginning to wonder if he was playing both sides of the fence.

Posted by: beckster at August 22, 2025 02:27 PM (NLtte)

21 Seems like the NYT needs to be prosecuted as well?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at August 22, 2025 02:27 PM (luW68)

22 foWAR'd: FORNITE LIVES MATTER *MORE*

Who wants a TACO?
https://www.tinyurl.com/ctHARRIS-FamousLastWords

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at August 22, 2025 02:27 PM (sJnlE)

23 Eemie meenie
Chili beanie
The shells say,
"IAMA TR8TOR"

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2025 02:28 PM (pMi6S)

24 Ummm...
Why didn't Blondie just re-open the case, get a warrant with the "deadly force encouraged" clause and do the 3:30 raid with more flash-bang and CNN?

Posted by: Operator Error at August 22, 2025 02:28 PM (c4kCh)

25 Signs point to "Rope."

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2025 02:29 PM (pMi6S)

26 If any one of us, the great unwashed, pulled this kind of shit we would be sitting in a Federal lockup with no bail
.

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2025 02:29 PM (zBWPr)

27 Arrests and prison time. Now.
I wish that Trump would go Rome on Carthage against the Deep State.

Posted by: jmel at August 22, 2025 02:29 PM (RWHIh)

28 >>> 25 Signs point to "Rope."
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2025 02:29 PM (pMi6S)

Awww!

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: sad, lonely helicopter at August 22, 2025 02:29 PM (ULPxl)

29 7 What are the shells on the beach saying to Comey now?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 22, 2025 02:24 PM

The shells are saying, "On Day 2 of his sentence, Comey will learn the meaning of BOHICA."

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 22, 2025 02:29 PM (HlyYF)

30 Remember in *2015* the DOJ brought charges against David Petraeus with sharing classified information with his mistress/biographer

So why was he different just a few months before they decided not to charge Comey?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 02:30 PM (sKqQm)

31 You have to love that some of these soon to be felons are issuing what can only be seen as ass-kissing Tweets, hoping to stroke Trump’s ego and get him to back off.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 22, 2025 02:30 PM (3Z0xj)

32 I nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 02:31 PM (ExV1e)

33 OT: New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell is now accused in Federal court of skimming tax money to pay for Paolo. LaToya's term lasts until January.
This doesn't include the various Louisiana indictments coming to the city: tinyurl.com/3xrek4vf
The latter mean, I think, that the city's prosecuting staff get to stay in Angola. Which is not to be confused with the country of that name. It's worse: tinyurl.com/b7yx58hu

Posted by: gKWVE at August 22, 2025 02:31 PM (gKWVE)

34 Did Comey declassify this material he disseminated?

Did he have authority to declassify it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

35 >> What are the shells on the beach saying to Comey now?

Blow me.

With love,
Donald.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 22, 2025 02:32 PM (3Z0xj)

36 It worked, didn't it?!

Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 22, 2025 02:32 PM (wVcYX)

37 Also on the topic of failing to prosecute...

The dude with the bogus California CDL, he killed three people in Florida.

Why did they have to fly out to California to extradite him?

That is, he killed three Floridians, violated traffic laws and had a fraudulent CDL, and then what? The state of Florida said "no big deal" and just let the guy walk?

What kind of operation is Florida running? Is it a free-for-all crime shit-hole state too?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 22, 2025 02:32 PM (9s47C)

38 Might as well use a guillotine if you try to hang Schiff.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 02:32 PM (0sNs1)

39

He likes Taylor Swift.

Posted by: E Buzz at August 22, 2025 02:32 PM (et1vG)

40 Did Comey declassify this material he disseminated?

Did he have authority to declassify it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

Everyone in the federal government is authorized to declassify except enlisted military and the President (when it's Trump). -- Lefties

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2025 02:33 PM (ExV1e)

41 I'm sure Judge Boasberg or some other douche will try to put a stop to this using the "but everyone else was doing it, like, forever" clause of the Constitution.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 02:33 PM (ULPxl)

42 39

Thats enough right there for him to be sent to supermax in Colorado.

Posted by: mpfs at August 22, 2025 02:33 PM (zBWPr)

43 Comey's book was titled, "A Higher Loyalty." What a self-hero guy.

Posted by: scampydog at August 22, 2025 02:33 PM (2bFN5)

44 People often wonder whether Leftists are evil, stupid or crazy. But there's a fourth option we need to start including in the mix:

immature.

As for Comey, I rate him 50% evil, 40% immature, and 10% crazy.

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2025 02:34 PM (pMi6S)

45 Negative. The FBI Director by himself cannot declass materials. But he could with his co-conspirators.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2025 02:34 PM (7F7Hd)

46 I think he did this because of some secret coded message in a Taylor Swift song.

Posted by: red speck at August 22, 2025 02:34 PM (0Id0S)

47 Comey is Neutral/Chaotic Evil. His outer plane in the first-edition is Tarterus.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 22, 2025 02:35 PM (gKWVE)

48 OT: New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell is now accused in Federal court of skimming tax money to pay for Paolo. Posted by: gKWVE at August 22, 2025 02:31 PM

Not every Paolo is, how you say, The Paolo.

Posted by: Paolo at August 22, 2025 02:35 PM (0sNs1)

49 Payback is a bitch.

Posted by: Martha Stewart at August 22, 2025 02:35 PM (OA79/)

50 Republican James Comey

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at August 22, 2025 02:35 PM (jc0TO)

51 Comey sees himself as a James Stewart character.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 22, 2025 02:36 PM (rJ48h)

52
I'm confused. Is Bondi going to slap him on the wrist or is she going to prosecute him?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 22, 2025 02:36 PM (nO7cW)

53 Jonah Goldberg is hopin' mad about Bolton.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

54 Looking at pictures of Petraeus and his mistress Broadwell he has that stupid beaver smile on his face in every picture they are in together

Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

55 Saw Devin Nunes on Gregg Jarrett's podcast last night.

He said that the end of 2016, the Dem reps and senators all knew about the Steele Dossier, but as ranking member of the Intelligence committee, *he* only got his first glimpse of it in Comey's presentation of the ICA.

Nunes said the couple pages he had looked salacious and fake from the get-go.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 02:36 PM (krQz2)

56 >>> 49 Payback is a bitch.
Posted by: Martha Stewart at August 22, 2025 02:35 PM (OA79/)

LOL

How funny would it be if a bunch of these scumbags were convicted of lying to federal officials. Statute of limitations, not to mention a fcking fake "pardon" won't save they/them worthless asses.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 02:37 PM (ULPxl)

57 When did “intent” start to matter???

There is no intent clause with classified docs, as many here who have served have mentioned.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2025 02:37 PM (Hkcdp)

58 " Seems like the NYT needs to be prosecuted as well?"

I like your thinking.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 22, 2025 02:37 PM (ZmEVT)

59 Comey is Neutral/Chaotic Evil. His outer plane in the first-edition is Tarterus.

Lawful evil = Communist
Chaotic evil = serial killer

So I'll take Neutral Evil here...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 02:37 PM (sKqQm)

60 56 LOL

How funny would it be if a bunch of these scumbags were convicted of lying to federal officials. Statute of limitations, not to mention a fcking fake "pardon" won't save they/them worthless asses.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 02:37 PM (ULPxl)

======

As whig has noted a couple of times, what's going to get most of these people is process crimes like lying to federal officials.

It's just kind of how these wide-ranging prosecutions work out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

61 Espionage is a capital crime.

There is no statute of limitation on a capital crime. Talk to the Rosenberg's if you have questions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2025 02:37 PM (mlg/3)

62 Comey sees himself as a James Stewart character.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 22, 2025 02:36 PM (rJ48h)
---
Mr. Smith Becomes A DC Flake.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 02:37 PM (krQz2)

63 I'll bet you $100 Ace-Bucks

Would those be paid in AOS gold or platinum dollars?

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at August 22, 2025 02:38 PM (Ea+Az)

64 >>> 50 Republican James Comey
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at August 22, 2025 02:35 PM (jc0TO)

Pine-scented Druid philosopher James Comey.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 02:38 PM (ULPxl)

65 Nice to see Nunes again.
One of the good ones in DC.
No wonder he left.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2025 02:38 PM (Hkcdp)

66 51 Comey sees himself as a James Stewart character.
Posted by: mr tmz
--------------------

He should see himself in striped coveralls with a tin cup in his hand.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 22, 2025 02:38 PM (nO7cW)

67 Also, since when did espionage require 'intent.' Since the last Tuesday of fucking never.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2025 02:38 PM (mlg/3)

68 This Comey mook has me spinning.

Posted by: Zombie Melvin Purvis, Legendary G-Man at August 22, 2025 02:38 PM (wVcYX)

69 almost

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 02:39 PM (ULPxl)

70 70

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 02:39 PM (ULPxl)

71 Breaking: Maryland man (and MS-13 gang member) Kilmar Abrego Garcia was released from a Tennessee prison on Friday and headed back to Maryland to be with his family.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 02:39 PM (0sNs1)

72 That is, he killed three Floridians, violated traffic laws and had a fraudulent CDL, and then what? The state of Florida said "no big deal" and just let the guy walk?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 22, 2025 02:32 PM

He DIDN'T have a fraudulent CDL. He had a valid CDL that was fraudulently issued. At the initial traffic scene, I don't believe the Florida troopers knew that tiny bit of crucial distinction.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 22, 2025 02:39 PM (HlyYF)

73 How funny would it be if a bunch of these scumbags were convicted of lying to federal officials. Statute of limitations, not to mention a fcking fake "pardon" won't save they/them worthless asses.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 02:37 PM (ULPxl)

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If they can get some of them on conspiracy. The SoL on conspiracy doesn't stop until the coverup ends.

That means all this stuff that Kash unearthed this year started the clock. Also, if they can prove a flagrant violation, it's a 10-year clock!

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 02:39 PM (krQz2)

74 What happened to 'no one is above the law'?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2025 02:40 PM (Dv3i1)

75 It worked, didn't it?!
Posted by: Merrick Garland

Did it?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 22, 2025 02:40 PM (ZmEVT)

76 71 Breaking: Maryland man (and MS-13 gang member) Kilmar Abrego Garcia was released from a Tennessee prison on Friday and headed back to Maryland to be with his family.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 02:39 PM (0sNs1)

=======

*soothes self with knowledge that 200,000 more people have been deported by DHS since the Garcia kerfuffle started*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:40 PM (GBKbO)

77 How funny would it be if a bunch of these scumbags were convicted of lying to federal officials. Statute of limitations, not to mention a fcking fake "pardon" won't save they/them worthless asses.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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It would be fantastic. I think it was the Clinton presser where Comey made remarks about her "carelessness," and how no reasonable prosecutor would charge her. I don't think think that is going to work for Comey and crew this go around.

Posted by: scampydog at August 22, 2025 02:40 PM (2bFN5)

78 >Get This, Decided Not to Prosecute
—Ace
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NOOO...
I'm stunned.

I gotta LIE DOWN.

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2025 02:40 PM (AOsQT)

79 Nailing the myriad weasels* who’ve infested Washington and embedded themselves like ticks to the body politic, nailing their ass to the wall and throw them under the jail is essentially what everyone voted for. That’s what they want, that’s why he was re-re-elected, in large part.

Americans are well and truly disgusted at this perverted one sided “It’s OK When We Do It” sort of judicial system. The out of control brazen corruption has been rampant for decades. They see government as merely a club with which to beat their enemies with.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 22, 2025 02:40 PM (tJ+Xw)

80 Sp Petraeus leaked to someone with a clearance, who was writing a book that would also be vetted before being published, and he got a $100K fine and 2 years probation.

Comey leaked directly to reporters.

I can't see a reasonable answer for why his punishment should be significantly more then Petraeus.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 02:40 PM (sKqQm)

81 *meant to say some of those materials. It largely depends on who the original classifying agency was.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2025 02:40 PM (7F7Hd)

82 >>> 76 71 Breaking: Maryland man (and MS-13 gang member) Kilmar Abrego Garcia was released from a Tennessee prison on Friday and headed back to Maryland to be with his family.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 02:39 PM (0sNs1)

=======

*soothes self with knowledge that 200,000 more people have been deported by DHS since the Garcia kerfuffle started*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:40 PM (GBKbO)

*pouts*

Posted by: sad, lonely helicopter at August 22, 2025 02:41 PM (ULPxl)

83 >>>How funny would it be if a bunch of these scumbags were convicted of lying to federal officials. Statute of limitations, not to mention a fcking fake "pardon" won't save they/them worthless asses.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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It would be a moment of joyful justice.

Is Bondi going to slap Comey on the wrist and let him go?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 22, 2025 02:41 PM (nO7cW)

84 Comey is Neutral/Chaotic Evil. His outer plane in the first-edition is Tarterus.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 22, 2025 02:35 PM (gKWVE)
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As I recall, that's the prison plane...good place to lock him up.

There are also some very deep, lonely holes in Pandemonium where beings are tossed into and forgotten.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 02:41 PM (7fElN)

85 Seriously though, how big a fcking party will Martha Stewart throw on Nantucket if this POS goes to jail.

Total A list romp pissing all over comeys bad luck. Please let it be so.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 22, 2025 02:41 PM (OA79/)

86
He likes Taylor Swift.

Posted by: E Buzz at August 22, 2025 02:32 PM (et1vG)

_________

Death penalty, forfeiture of assets, corruption of blood.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 02:41 PM (abjhs)

87 People often wonder whether Leftists are evil, stupid or crazy. But there's a fourth option we need to start including in the mix:

immature.

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2025 02:34 PM (pMi6S)
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I think you can view narcissism as immaturity.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 02:42 PM (krQz2)

88
Pursue this "upright and respected" seashell artist, clap him in irons, and prosecute him vigorously.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 22, 2025 02:42 PM (Tv15w)

89 Comey's book was titled, "A Higher Loyalty."

His loyalty was to the Party.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 22, 2025 02:42 PM (ZmEVT)

90 Comey's a fag and his shits all retarded

Posted by: Life of Wryly at August 22, 2025 02:43 PM (ycs3a)

91 There is no statute of limitation on a capital crime. Talk to the Rosenberg's if you have questions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2025 02:37 PM

I just texted Julius Rosenberg on that very topic ... he has not texted back.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 22, 2025 02:43 PM (HlyYF)

92
Ruin Mr. Taylor Swift's impending honeymoon.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 22, 2025 02:43 PM (Tv15w)

93 zombie, you didn't mention demonic influence.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 22, 2025 02:43 PM (ZmEVT)

94 My uninformed guess is that the FBI wasn't the only mother-leakin' agency in DC during the Comey Times.

Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2025 02:43 PM (rj6Yv)

95 Is this lurchy weirdo a fan of Taylor Swift ... or the dreamy guys she sings about?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

96 Where is the guy who says nothing will happen?

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2025 02:44 PM (AOsQT)

97 Breaking: Maryland man (and MS-13 gang member) Kilmar Abrego Garcia was released from a Tennessee prison on Friday and headed back to Maryland to be with his family.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2025 02:39 PM

Imma gonna have to google for the terms of his bail. You don't usually get to leave the state.

Posted by: toby928 at August 22, 2025 02:44 PM (jc0TO)

98 My uninformed guess is that the FBI wasn't the only mother-leakin' agency in DC during the Comey Times.

Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2025 02:43 PM (rj6Yv)
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Too many mother-leakin' snakes on that mother-leakin' plane!

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 02:45 PM (krQz2)

99
8607

Posted by: Boston 2085 at August 22, 2025 02:45 PM (IifOV)

100 Where is the guy who says nothing will happen?

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2025 02:44 PM (AOsQT)
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I don't know but I often joined a thread before he did.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 02:45 PM (krQz2)

101 Ace-Bucks? We have our own cryptocurrency?!

Posted by: pookysgirl, always the last to know at August 22, 2025 02:46 PM (Wt5PA)

102 >> Sp Petraeus leaked to someone with a clearance, who was writing a book that would also be vetted before being published, and he got a $100K fine and 2 years probation.

Who he was hitting like a screen door in a windstorm. You forgot that part. He’s an Airborne Ranger, after all.

Which is too bad because his wife is a very nice, good person.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2025 02:46 PM (7F7Hd)

103 zombie, you didn't mention demonic influence.

When the movie Heredity came out I remember reading up on it. And they used a "real" demon from established demonology as the villain*.

And then I noted that there were a bunch of videos/webpages of people trying to summon him.

Now, either demons don't exist and you can't summon them, or they do exist and you do not want to summon them. Yet...

*In the movie its more his cult that are the villains, but close enough

Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 02:46 PM (sKqQm)

104 You’re kidding right?

“Intent” became the word of the day with Mrs. Clinton and the phony baloney unsecured bathroom servers she conducting official state business with. She didn’t intend to have all that highly confidential top secret stuff on there, so no harm no foul.

As Comey said in the impromptu presser, that doesn’t mean anyone else should do that and expect to get away with it.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 22, 2025 02:46 PM (tJ+Xw)

105 I can't see a reasonable answer for why his punishment should be significantly more then Petraeus.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 02:40 PM (sKqQm)
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He meant well.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 02:46 PM (krQz2)

106 If only Trump had picked up a copy of Federal Executive Power For Dummies during that 2016 campaign. Damn.....

Posted by: Freaks Fly Together at August 22, 2025 02:46 PM (rQDOv)

107 The feds can move with unparalleled speed on things like this when it suits them. They can also drag their feet until the time runs out.

Which DoJ will we get with all the criminals that desperately need their necks stretched?

Due diligence is all well and fine if you've got a decade or more to cull through the mountains of evidence and build case after case. I don't think time is necessarily on Trump's side with this. Especially with a very hostile judiciary and a lackluster GOP.

I'll park my patience over there ----> while I wait and see how this story, and the one with Bolton pans out over the next couple weeks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 22, 2025 02:46 PM (Q4IgG)

108 Comey is Neutral/Chaotic Evil. His outer plane in the first-edition is Tarterus.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 22, 2025 02:35 PM (gKWVE)
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As I recall, that's the prison plane...good place to lock him up.

There are also some very deep, lonely holes in Pandemonium where beings are tossed into and forgotten.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 02:41 PM (7fElN)
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Bog of Eternal Stench

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

109 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

110 Would those be paid in AOS gold or platinum dollars?

Zinc pennies.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 22, 2025 02:47 PM (ZmEVT)

111
Andrew McCabe and Comey can share a Federal detention cell together.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 22, 2025 02:47 PM (IifOV)

112 I'll bet you $100 Ace-Bucks that the prosecutors hid this evidence and this decision from Trump.

Pizza the HUT!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

113 Andrew McCabe and Comey can share a Federal detention cell together.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 22, 2025 02:47 PM (IifOV)

I will only be satisfied if they share a gallows.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

114 108 Bog of Eternal Stench
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

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I read this as Bag of Eternal Scotch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

115 Ace-Bucks? We have our own cryptocurrency?!
Posted by: pookysgirl, always the last to know at August 22, 2025 02:46 PM (Wt5PA)
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What's the quatloo exchange rate?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 02:49 PM (7fElN)

116 What are the shells on the beach saying to Comey now?

Pardon signed by autopen.

Posted by: RODNEY at August 22, 2025 02:49 PM (aExPs)

117 Just imagine how many "Republicans" like this snake are out there.

Posted by: Divorce is not just a river in Egypt at August 22, 2025 02:49 PM (qUkBO)

118 There are also some very deep, lonely holes in Pandemonium where beings are tossed into and forgotten.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 02:41 PM (7fElN)
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Bog of Eternal Stench

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 02:46 PM

You propose that Comey be imprisoned for all eternity with Swalwell?

I like it!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 22, 2025 02:49 PM (HlyYF)

119 Paul Sperry@paulsperry

So now we know from declassified DOJ and FBI docs that there were no fewer than eight (

classified leak investigations of dozens of Obama officials and Democrat members and staffers, and yet not one of the probes led to a single prosecution for espionage or mishandling secrets.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 22, 2025 02:49 PM (TGPs7)

120 Bog of Eternal Stench
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 02:46 PM (iFTx/)
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Pretty sure there's one of those in the Abyss...

Or the Labyrinth.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2025 02:49 PM (7fElN)

121 "A president using his lawful authority to prosecute people who tried to overthrow his presidency and the will of the people is an untoward use of fascist power against a loyal opposition."
-Jonah Goldberg, just a bit off from the reality right now

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

122 Would those be paid in AOS gold or platinum dollars?

Zinc pennies.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 22, 2025 02:47 PM (ZmEVT)

ZINC BRAH!!!!
-jacked ewetuber

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 22, 2025 02:50 PM (zZu0s)

123 Comey’s sin was pride. So he knows well enough where this is going to end up.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2025 02:50 PM (7F7Hd)

124 119 Paul Sperry@paulsperry

So now we know from declassified DOJ and FBI docs that there were no fewer than eight ( classified leak investigations of dozens of Obama officials and Democrat members and staffers, and yet not one of the probes led to a single prosecution for espionage or mishandling secrets.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 22, 2025 02:49 PM (TGPs7)

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Getting rid of Trump seemed like a really important thing in 2020 for some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

125 Bring them back before Congress, make them admit the truth, plead the fifth, or lie again.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 22, 2025 02:50 PM (hlNLQ)

126 I'm playing around with Comey, cringe tweets if he gets charged...

Blurred city as a background, early evening - long shadows. "Our darkest hours cast the longest shadows." #MomentsOfTruth

He is such a wanker.

Posted by: scampydog at August 22, 2025 02:50 PM (2bFN5)

127 87 People often wonder whether Leftists are evil, stupid or crazy. But there's a fourth option we need to start including in the mix:

immature.

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2025 02:34 PM (pMi6S)
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I think you can view narcissism as immaturity.
Posted by: Axeman

"Narcissism" is the default baseline starting point for the Leftist personality. They're ALL narcissists.

So the formulation would be — In addition to the automatic full-on narcissism, to what extent can any individual leftist's personality be allocated amongst the four components evil, stupid, crazy and immature?

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2025 02:50 PM (pMi6S)

128 You propose that Comey be imprisoned for all eternity with Swalwell?

I like it!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 22, 2025 02:49 PM (HlyYF)

And a rabid, randy raccoon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 22, 2025 02:51 PM (zZu0s)

129 Someone should tell Jonah if he keeps it up Trump will ban cucksheds in the DC area and he'll have to play x-box in the house when his wife's "make friends" are having a sleep over with her

Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 02:51 PM (sKqQm)

130 This Comey mook has me spinning.
Posted by: Zombie Melvin Purvis, Legendary G-Man at August 22, 2025 02:38 PM (wVcYX)

You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

131 I don't know why is so hard for you stupids to understand but the Constitution clearly says the FBI director must leak classified information to stop Trump.

Read the Constitution, you dum-dums!

Trump is an unelected dictator!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2025 02:51 PM (FQQCN)

132 She did the thing: the Cracker Barrel CEO lesbian said that while many people hate what she's doing, the modern audience will love it.

Is she Kathleen Kennedy in drag?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 22, 2025 02:52 PM (2ocoG)

133 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: And you damn well know it at August 22, 2025 02:52 PM (CLuyf)

134 A recent barrage of declassified documents showing Comey and current Sen. Adam Schiff, D-Calif., may have been behind national security leaks over the last decade designed to harm Trump may prove more than just an exercise in historical accountability.
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Nunes said that he suspected that Shitf was leaking little "morsels" to the press, that he was planning to spin with lies.

Technically lying about intelligence is not a breach, because you're not disclosing classified information. Shitf thought he would be completely covered for his lies about the actual intelligence by the "speech and debate" clause.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 02:52 PM (krQz2)

135 Andrew McCabe and Comey can share a Federal detention cell together.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 22, 2025 02:47 PM (IifOV)

I think something like the dungeon of Omdurman would be more appropriate.

Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2025 02:52 PM (rj6Yv)

136 Comey specifically said “extreme carelessness” in lieu of “negligence” because the latter is part of the USC legal term of art, and that would never do.

But as noted, “intent” is not really germane to the discussion. Whether on purpose or not doesn’t factor at all for certain felonies.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 22, 2025 02:52 PM (tJ+Xw)

137 86

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 02:52 PM (2fC87)

138 They should make Comey, Swallwell, Schiff, Brennan and Clapper star in a remake of Deliverance. I’ll let you choose the roles.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2025 02:52 PM (7F7Hd)

139 131 I don't know why is so hard for you stupids to understand but the Constitution clearly says the FBI director must leak classified information to stop Trump.

Read the Constitution, you dum-dums!

Trump is an unelected dictator!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2025 02:51 PM (FQQCN)

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I'll get to that once I get through the section saying that presidents aren't allowed to pursue criminal charges against people who speak against him on CNN.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:52 PM (GBKbO)

140 I knew Cats were magical, but I did not know they could leave paw prints in bricks...

Via Newsweek

An image of brick wall shared to Reddit has drawn widespread attention to an unexpected piece of 19th-century history—a set of tiny cat paw prints preserved in the brickwork at a loft in Montreal, Canada.

The photo, shared by homeowner u/smashangle with the caption, "moved into a 160-year-old loft and found kitty paw prints in the masonry," has amassed more than 102,000 upvotes, sparking a wave of surprise, nostalgia and admiration from viewers on the platform...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 22, 2025 02:53 PM (TGPs7)

141 She did the thing: the Cracker Barrel CEO lesbian said that while many people hate what she's doing, the modern audience will love it.

"No. No they won't."

- - - - - - Bud Light

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

142 She did the thing: the Cracker Barrel CEO lesbian said that while many people hate what she's doing, the modern audience will love it.
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I think she got the shape of the logo from her buttplug.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 02:53 PM (krQz2)

143 STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 22, 2025 02:53 PM (IKtdx)

144 >>> 132 She did the thing: the Cracker Barrel CEO lesbian said that while many people hate what she's doing, the modern audience will love it.

Is she Kathleen Kennedy in drag?
Posted by: Ian S. at August 22, 2025 02:52 PM (2ocoG)

Is this "modern audience" going to oooh and aaah over pictures online, or will they show up to eat a meal???

Posted by: Cracker Barrel employees at August 22, 2025 02:53 PM (ULPxl)

145 Paul Sperry@paulsperry

So now we know from declassified DOJ and FBI docs that there were no fewer than eight ( classified leak investigations of dozens of Obama officials and Democrat members and staffers, and yet not one of the probes led to a single prosecution for espionage or mishandling secrets.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 22, 2025 02:49 PM (TGPs7)

=======

Getting rid of Trump seemed like a really important thing in 2020 for some reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:50 PM (GBKbO)
________________

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

146 said that while many people hate what she's doing, the modern audience will love it.
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I just hear Critical Drinker. 😂

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 02:54 PM (2fC87)

147 145 If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

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I'm not big into the Starcrash, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

148 If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine ....

After he said that he didn't really do all that much TBH.

He told Luke to use the force and then showed up at the Endor cannibalism party

Posted by: 18-1 at August 22, 2025 02:54 PM (sKqQm)

149 Hope the mugshot was worth it!

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2025 02:54 PM (2fC87)

150 Getting rid of Trump seemed like a really important thing in 2020 for some reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

There is something about trump. He makes them act ridiculous. The NTers especially. We already knew the commies were stupid and insane.

But think about how many conservative guys fro. BOOT to Will to people on this very blog (past tense.) It's not just that they hated him and argued passionately against him. I don't think we recognize how unhinged and just retarded they got. Enough for us to say 'wth?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 22, 2025 02:54 PM (zZu0s)

151 Jonah Goldberg is still pissed that Trump said that he (Goldberg) couldn't afford a pair of slacks.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 22, 2025 02:54 PM (ZmEVT)

152 93 zombie, you didn't mention demonic influence.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

Wouldn't that be considered part of "evil"?

Or are you saying that some leftists are inherently evil in and of themselves ,and thus are morally culpable for their actions -- but other leftists are possessed by demons, so in sense they are not morally culpable, because hey, it's the demon, not me! It's not my fault I'm possessed by Asmodeus!

Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2025 02:55 PM (pMi6S)

153 Jonah Goldberg is still pissed that Trump said that he (Goldberg) couldn't afford a pair of slacks.

Do you know how much it costs to dry clean burrito stains out of a pair of pants?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 22, 2025 02:55 PM (sKqQm)

154 “ ….. while many people hate what she's doing, the modern audience will love it”

If by “modern audience” you mean people shorting their stock, sure. She’s not stupid, she is Evil.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 22, 2025 02:55 PM (tJ+Xw)

155
Jonah Goldberg is still pissed that Trump said that he (Goldberg) couldn't afford a pair of slacks.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 22, 2025 02:54 PM (ZmEVT)

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"Slack" is the last thing they'd be.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 02:55 PM (abjhs)

156 It's not my fault I'm possessed by Asmodeus!
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2025 02:55 PM (pMi6S)

Ooh! Rock me Asmodeus!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

157 The DOJ just transcript and audio of DAG Todd Blanche's meeting with Maxwell.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2025 02:56 PM (viF8m)

158
Do you know how much it costs to dry clean burrito stains out of a pair of pants?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 22, 2025 02:55 PM (sKqQm)

You misspelled 'jizz.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

159 If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

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I'm not big into the Starcrash, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:54 PM (GBKbO)
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There's a B-movie actually called "Starcrash." Some 70s exploitation film with big boobs, IIRC.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

160 Imma gonna have to google for the terms of his bail. You don't usually get to leave the state.
Posted by: toby928

You're thinking like a white, law abiding citizens. Illegal immigrant criminals don't have normal rules and restrictions applied to them. We're the second class citizens.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 22, 2025 02:56 PM (ycI94)

161 Said it before, those pictures of Comey in the forest looking up at trees us him picking out which tree he's going to hang himself from. While listening to Tay Tay

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2025 02:56 PM (ZnPqv)

162
133, thank you

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2025 02:56 PM (AOsQT)

163
It's not my fault I'm possessed by Asmodeus!
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2025 02:55 PM (pMi6S)

_________

Is there an exorcist in the house?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 02:56 PM (abjhs)

164 'Low-Life' Bolton After FBI Raid on His Home
>>>A source confirmed to Newsmax that the investigation [they raided his home] is focused on the handling of classified documents and national security secrets.

"I'm not a fan of John Bolton. He's a real sort of a low-life,"he [Trump] said.

Trump described Bolton as someone who "wants to always kill people" and "is very bad at what he does,"

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 22, 2025 02:57 PM (nO7cW)

165 zombie, Yes.

Some choose evil. Others, through their vices, become influenced by demons.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 22, 2025 02:57 PM (ZmEVT)

166 I'll just add that this revelation pretty much confirms that the FBI planted any classified documents found at Mar a Lago.

They were desperate to make sure Trump was convicted of doing what they actually did.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2025 02:57 PM (FQQCN)

167 Getting rid of Trump seemed like a really important thing in 2020 for some reason.

Ironically, if they hadn't gotten rid of him in 2020, they'd be in far better shape than they are now.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 22, 2025 02:57 PM (2ocoG)

168
They were desperate to make sure Trump was convicted of doing what they actually did.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2025 02:57 PM (FQQCN)

They were the law.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

169 159 There's a B-movie actually called "Starcrash." Some 70s exploitation film with big boobs, IIRC.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

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Yes. I know.

Ugh...it's not funny if I have to explain it!

Starcrash was an Italian Star Wars ripoff made in 1978. My comment was a play on the misapplication of particular commonly known phrases from one property onto another, using a ridiculous example to heighten the humor of the comment.

This is called, comedy.

And it was hilarious. People laughed. There were tears of joy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

170 It's not my fault I'm possessed by Asmodeus!
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2025 02:55 PM (pMi6S)

_________

Is there an exorcist in the house?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 02:56 PM (abjhs)
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It's never Asmodeus.

Posted by: House, ME (Medical Excorcist) at August 22, 2025 02:58 PM (7fElN)

171 FBI agents raided the home and professional office of former national security adviser John Bolton early Friday as part of a high-profile national security investigation.

A source confirmed to Newsmax that the investigation is focused on the handling of classified documents and national security secrets.

And another source told Newsmax correspondent Alana Austin that the raids are in connection to an investigation "more expansive" than about his classified leaks from book.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 22, 2025 02:59 PM (nO7cW)

172 167 Ironically, if they hadn't gotten rid of him in 2020, they'd be in far better shape than they are now.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 22, 2025 02:57 PM (2ocoG)

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Hubris is, I think, the correct Greek word.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

173 If by “modern audience” you mean people shorting their stock, sure. She’s not stupid, she is Evil.

Also Cramer said she's a genius and everyone should buy their stock. And that indicator meant what it always does.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 22, 2025 02:59 PM (2ocoG)

174 >>> 169 159 There's a B-movie actually called "Starcrash." Some 70s exploitation film with big boobs, IIRC.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

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Yes. I know.

Ugh...it's not funny if I have to explain it!

Starcrash was an Italian Star Wars ripoff made in 1978. My comment was a play on the misapplication of particular commonly known phrases from one property onto another, using a ridiculous example to heighten the humor of the comment.

This is called, comedy.

And it was hilarious. People laughed. There were tears of joy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

IT'S NOT FUNNY. I DIDN'T LAUGH.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at August 22, 2025 02:59 PM (ULPxl)

175 Leftists have been unhinged for a LONG time, basically impossible to have rational discussions since 2000 Bush v. Gore basically. From an arbitrary point, if you have to have one. From then on the press and the rank and file decided to go insane on the membrane.

Trump pushed them into “harm themselves and others, complete psychotic break” territory however. This is a good thing in a way. It would have happened sooner or later, better now when things are relatively calm then during even worse crisis.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 22, 2025 03:00 PM (tJ+Xw)

176 She did the thing: the Cracker Barrel CEO lesbian said that while many people hate what she's doing, the modern audience will love it.

Is she Kathleen Kennedy in drag?
Posted by: Ian S. at August 22, 2025 02:52 PM (2ocoG)
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What she's actually saying: "We despise our current older clientele of moldy fuddy-duddy Christians, so fuck them."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:00 PM (iFTx/)

177 171 And another source told Newsmax correspondent Alana Austin that the raids are in connection to an investigation "more expansive" than about his classified leaks from book.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 22, 2025 02:59 PM (nO7cW)

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If he had any contact with a Biden WH official about lying to the media about Russia, he's part of the larger seditious conspiracy investigation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

178 Criminally smug aholes in FBI and DOJ do whatever the hell they want and assume they will never get called on it. They have been right about that for decades.

Plus apply maximum strength smug remover, so that we will never see their like again. Thank you for you attention to this matter.

Posted by: MAGA s at August 22, 2025 03:00 PM (BXR7h)

179 174 IT'S NOT FUNNY. I DIDN'T LAUGH.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at August 22, 2025 02:59 PM (ULPxl)

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What is laughter?

Is it one of those feelings I can't feel because I'm dead inside?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

180 132 She did the thing: the Cracker Barrel CEO lesbian said that while many people hate what she's doing, the modern audience will love it.
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Solid strategy. Drive away actual current customers in favor of theoretical future customers.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 22, 2025 03:01 PM (0bjKf)

181 It's not my fault I'm possessed by Asmodeus!
Posted by: zombie at August 22, 2025 02:55 PM (pMi6S)

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Dude, I love Symphony no 40! One of your best works.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:01 PM (YnIVK)

182 There is something fundamentally fucked up about Comey. And something even more fundamentally fucked up in a system that would appoint someone like him to any position of power. Obama's fundamentally changing things seems to come to mind.

What this country needs is to fundamentally un-fuck everything Obama and his communist Democrats have done to this great country. I want Michelle Obama to be ashamed of her country again. Fucking un-grateful bitch.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 22, 2025 03:01 PM (U4hpE)

183
So, does all of this Comey criminality fall under the statute of limitations,

and nothing can be done at this point?

Or, I suppose "Biden's pardons" covered everything.

Ugh.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2025 03:01 PM (iJfKG)

184 There's a B-movie actually called "Starcrash." Some 70s exploitation film with big boobs, IIRC.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

======

Yes. I know.

Ugh...it's not funny if I have to explain it!

Starcrash was an Italian Star Wars ripoff made in 1978. My comment was a play on the misapplication of particular commonly known phrases from one property onto another, using a ridiculous example to heighten the humor of the comment.

This is called, comedy.

And it was hilarious. People laughed. There were tears of joy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
_____

Sorry, I missed the "LAUGH" cue ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

185 Space Force!
And Fugitive Alien II

He tried to kill me with a forklift!

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at Werk at August 22, 2025 03:01 PM (PSEDc)

186 What is laughter?

Is it one of those feelings I can't feel because I'm dead inside?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:00 PM (GBKbO)
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Is it just going "ha ha"!

I mean what is that?

Posted by: Dark George Costanza at August 22, 2025 03:02 PM (krQz2)

187
Todd Blanche
@DAGToddBlanche

In the interest of transparency,
@TheJusticeDept
is releasing the complete transcript and audio of my proffer of Ms. Maxwell. The transcript and audio are linked below.

The audio is divided into segments to reflect breaks during the interview. Some segments are shorter than others. Shorter segments are a result of audio tests and size limitations per recorded session.

Except for the names of victims, every word is included. Nothing removed. Nothing hidden.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3j6yab

Posted by: redridinghood at August 22, 2025 03:02 PM (NpAcC)

188 If you want to see what Democrats have in store for the next election, look at what just happened in Minnesota. The Democrats basically subverted the entire process with mail-in ballots without voter verification and ballot harvesting. It’s some of the most blatant voter fraud that their own party had to call it out.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 22, 2025 03:02 PM (CWj02)

189 184 Sorry, I missed the "LAUGH" cue ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

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Are you also dead inside like me?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

190 Oh, and color me surprised that there's even a SoL on espionage.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:02 PM (YnIVK)

191 Comey lacked intent. Also lacked a penis.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

192 Statute of limitations?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 22, 2025 03:03 PM (MU7eP)

193 >>Except for the names of victims, every word is included. Nothing removed. Nothing hidden.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3j6yab

That should prove pretty interesting.

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2025 03:03 PM (Z1dZR)

194 If you want to see what Democrats have in store for the next election, look at what just happened in Minnesota. The Democrats basically subverted the entire process with mail-in ballots without voter verification and ballot harvesting. It’s some of the most blatant voter fraud that their own party had to call it out.

The party pulled their endorsement of the I Am The Captain Now guy over it.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 22, 2025 03:04 PM (2ocoG)

195 s, has mossad whacked netanyahus child sex predator cyber guy yet, or are they extradiging him back to US?

Posted by: n at August 22, 2025 03:04 PM (4uRUn)

196 So, does all of this Comey criminality fall under the statute of limitations,

and nothing can be done at this point?

Or, I suppose "Biden's pardons" covered everything.

Ugh.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2025 03:01 PM (iJfKG)
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Depends on whether they can establish a conspiracy , where the SoL clock starts when the last act of covering up is done.

It' also depends on whether they can make it stick as "flagrant" (I think that's the term) which has ~2 more years to the SoL.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:04 PM (krQz2)

197 Bolton released his book in 2020. That would make this Fall just inside the 5 year statute of limitations.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2025 03:04 PM (viF8m)

198
Hubris is, I think, the correct Greek word.

Al Sharpton pronounced that as Hoo Breeze.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2025 03:04 PM (63Dwl)

199 >>Statute of limitations?

I think you mean 'Statue'.

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at August 22, 2025 03:04 PM (Z1dZR)

200 Sorry, I missed the "LAUGH" cue ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

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Are you also dead inside like me?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:02 PM (GBKbO)
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Not on Friday with those cheerleaders to look forward to ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

201
"The lowest demons, on the other hand, are almost mindless, gross, and grunting spirits, which try to possess people instinctively, simply attracted by the warmth and life of humans. These cause diseases, fatal accidents and animalistic behavior in their victims."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 03:04 PM (abjhs)

202
"Please clap!" - Jeb!

"Please laugh!" - TJM

Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2025 03:05 PM (iJfKG)

203 200
Not on Friday with those cheerleaders to look forward to ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

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Elric, just winning at life.

Now, go watch Starcrash.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

204 >>has mossad whacked netanyahus child sex predator cyber guy yet, or are they extradiging him back to US?

As soon as they are done gangbanging your mom, they'll get right on that.

Posted by: Mossad HQ at August 22, 2025 03:05 PM (Z1dZR)

205 Oh, and color me surprised that there's even a SoL on espionage.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:02 PM (YnIVK)

Or on...I don't know...Sedition, Treason, Overthrow of a duly elected government? Really, there's a Statute of Limitations on that? When the Left acts like there are no rules then there really need to be NO RULES. Statute of Limitations MY ASS!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 22, 2025 03:06 PM (U4hpE)

206 child sex predator cyber guy

--

That's quite a description.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:07 PM (YnIVK)

207 Except for the names of victims, every word is included. Nothing removed. Nothing hidden.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3j6yab
Posted by: redridinghood at August 22, 2025 03:02 PM (NpAcC)
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*John Roberts starts flapping his gums nervously*

"Hopefully, some things are still hidden!

Posted by: John Roberts of Epstein Island at August 22, 2025 03:07 PM (WAULu)

208 Depends on whether they can establish a conspiracy , where the SoL clock starts when the last act of covering up is done.

It' also depends on whether they can make it stick as "flagrant" (I think that's the term) which has ~2 more years to the SoL.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:04 PM (krQz2)

Thanks for the info!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2025 03:07 PM (iJfKG)

209 As soon as they are done gangbanging your mom, they'll get right on that.
Posted by: Mossad HQ

hey, its nice of you to get away from blowing your dad to comment here thanks!

and wanted to thank you for your conditional worry over pedos, nice you do not have any standards to interrupt you gay dad sex!

Posted by: n at August 22, 2025 03:07 PM (CX4gi)

210
"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be." - William Hazlitt

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 03:08 PM (abjhs)

211 Overall Jeff Sessions ended up being the worst pick of Trump’s first term hands down. No one, not one appointee did more damage and he did it by refusing to hold Rod Rosenstein accountable. Never should have recused himself, and if he did he should have done it when Trump had the juice to pick an actual replacement.

Posted by: GrapeDrink at August 22, 2025 03:08 PM (17xSo)

212 That's quite a description.
Posted by: W

it is allegedly, his nom de grinder

Posted by: n at August 22, 2025 03:08 PM (CX4gi)

213 I see SOL and think 'shit out of luck'

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2025 03:08 PM (AOsQT)

214 "My comment was a play on the misapplication of particular commonly known phrases from one property onto another, using a ridiculous example to heighten the humor of the comment.

This is called, comedy."

Please laugh.

Posted by: Reforger at August 22, 2025 03:09 PM (pxUkb)

215 214 "My comment was a play on the misapplication of particular commonly known phrases from one property onto another, using a ridiculous example to heighten the humor of the comment.

This is called, comedy."

Please laugh.
Posted by: Reforger at August 22, 2025 03:09 PM (pxUkb)

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I require validation!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

216 Oh, and color me surprised that there's even a SoL on espionage.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:02 PM (YnIVK)
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DC Coffee Klatch : Well he did try to turn the entire country over to the Chinese--but that was FIVE years ago!

Move on dot org!

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:09 PM (krQz2)

217 we got zips in the wire again

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2025 03:10 PM (AOsQT)

218 This is called, comedy.

And it was hilarious. People laughed. There were tears of joy.
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Its only real comedy if you have to explain it, with a slide rule.

Posted by: Wow at August 22, 2025 03:10 PM (BXR7h)

219 From the Ghislaine transcript:

"And I knew that my father was friendly with both Jimmy Cayne and with Ace ..."

What the heck?! Ace has some splainin' to do!

Posted by: IrishEi at August 22, 2025 03:11 PM (3ImbR)

220 Or on...I don't know...Sedition, Treason, Overthrow of a duly elected government? Really, there's a Statute of Limitations on that? When the Left acts like there are no rules then there really need to be NO RULES. Statute of Limitations MY ASS!
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 22, 2025 03:06 PM (U4hpE)
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Remember when NY expanded the SoL to catch Trump?

Remember when the big leftie thing was "If you need the SoL to save you, that doesn't say a lot for you."

However, they will want to see all these people walk on SoL if they can.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:12 PM (krQz2)

221
What the heck?! Ace has some splainin' to do!
Posted by: IrishEi at August 22, 2025 03:11 PM (3ImbR)

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Don't say it. Just don't say it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 03:13 PM (abjhs)

222 Is there some reason never trump is so incensed over theses investigations and the bolton document search? Their position seems to be that the mir a Lago raid was completely justified and the bolton thing is Don Jr and Eric tossing a beer can out the Lambo window and saying, "hey that's that lunatic bolton's house, let's go ring the bell and tell him we're here to search for confidential files and we'll empty his liquor cabinet."

Posted by: Oglebay at August 22, 2025 03:13 PM (MMp6W)

223 I require validation!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:09 PM (GBKbO)
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* Stamps TJM's parking stub *

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:13 PM (krQz2)

224 If they hadn't gotten Sessions to recuse himself over the bogus charge they threw at him - essentially that he had a preference for Russian dressing on his salad - I'm sure he would have recused himself for being a Republican.

Our side disgusts me. Frequently and so often.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 22, 2025 03:13 PM (U4hpE)

225 This is called, comedy.

And it was hilarious. People laughed. There were tears of joy.

--

Like a couple of weeks ago when I found out that what I thought was a glowie wasn't actually what a glowie is.

**ducks**

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:13 PM (YnIVK)

226 Overall Jeff Sessions ended up being the worst pick of Trump’s first term hands down. No one, not one appointee did more damage and he did it by refusing to hold Rod Rosenstein accountable. Never should have recused himself, and if he did he should have done it when Trump had the juice to pick an actual replacement.
Posted by: GrapeDrink at August 22, 2025 03:08 PM (17xSo)

Jeff Sessions was the GOP-e's choice for the DOJ. Mitch made sure of that.

Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2025 03:14 PM (rj6Yv)

227 222 Is there some reason never trump is so incensed over theses investigations and the bolton document search? Their position seems to be that the mir a Lago raid was completely justified and the bolton thing is Don Jr and Eric tossing a beer can out the Lambo window and saying, "hey that's that lunatic bolton's house, let's go ring the bell and tell him we're here to search for confidential files and we'll empty his liquor cabinet."
Posted by: Oglebay at August 22, 2025 03:13 PM (MMp6W)

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Well, yeah.

Trump was obviously probably maybe guilty of stuff. And anyone Trump's DOJ prosecutes who have appeared on CNN to say mean things about Trump is just baseless petty fascism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

228
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

He. Is. HILARIOUS.

REPORTER: Will you take part in the FIFA events?

TRUMP: "I may PLAY. I see the money these players make. I am a very good athlete...I may put on shorts. I look EXTREMELY good in shorts."

😂😂

https://is.gd/4phaf9

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2028: Fighting Fire With Gasoline! at August 22, 2025 03:14 PM (mnEYM)

229 This is called, comedy.

And it was hilarious. People laughed. There were tears of joy.

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Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:14 PM (krQz2)

230 Trump says the next Blue Shitholes on the cleanup list are Chicago, NYC and possibly LA .

Posted by: Vengeance at August 22, 2025 03:14 PM (DixIx)

231 I see SOL and think 'shit out of luck'
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2025 03:08 PM (AOsQT)

***

I think of the time that Gilligan messed up and SOS message for over flying astronauts that ultimately turned out to read 'SOL'. "Look Dol they are sayin' hi to you!"

Posted by: Life of Wryly at August 22, 2025 03:14 PM (ycs3a)

232 Learned today that the step-sister is selling her mom and my dad's house at a STEAL, in the name of funding her mother's care. It's a horseshit deal that ends up losing so much money if she'd simply wait till spring next year.

Life is just a f*cking nightmare that just will NOT end.

To the victor goes the spoils and my dad died first.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

233
I get the feeling Trump spent four years figuring out who screwed him over, how to get back at them and with whom he would do it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 03:16 PM (abjhs)

234 Is there some reason never trump is so incensed over theses investigations ...?

Posted by: Oglebay at August 22, 2025 03:13 PM (MMp6W)
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LOL!

Yeah, he should just leave a mechanism that can plot against and hamstring the FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!

I'm going to back away and avoid assessing your intelligence.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:16 PM (krQz2)

235 Disgusting that Kilmore Garcia is back on the streets

Posted by: night lifted at August 22, 2025 03:17 PM (/YboP)

236 >>> 225 This is called, comedy.

And it was hilarious. People laughed. There were tears of joy.

--

Like a couple of weeks ago when I found out that what I thought was a glowie wasn't actually what a glowie is.

**ducks**
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:13 PM (YnIVK)

Not us! We're totes legit and grassroots and stuff.

Posted by: Patriot Front at August 22, 2025 03:17 PM (ULPxl)

237 I get the feeling Trump spent four years figuring out who screwed him over, how to get back at them and with whom he would do it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 03:16 PM (abjhs)

Same.

I picture him in his study, sitting in a leather chair with a thousand yard stare out a window overlooking the water, fingers steepled, and quietly plotting vengeance.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:18 PM (YnIVK)

238
Not us! We're totes legit and grassroots and stuff.
Posted by: Patriot Front at August 22, 2025 03:17 PM (ULPxl)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Ray Epps at August 22, 2025 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

239 Disgusting that Kilmore Garcia is back on the streets

Posted by: night lifted at August 22, 2025 03:17 PM (/YboP)
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You're a bad person!

Posted by: Judge Boasberg at August 22, 2025 03:18 PM (krQz2)

240 Posted by: Vengeance at August 22, 2025 03:14 PM (DixIx)

Chicago Red will be very pleased about this!

I wanted to post a link, but PC is not cooperating.
If you want further info, search "Chicago Red" in YouTube.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2025 03:18 PM (dCxaZ)

241 I should have kept my fat mouth shut.

I didn't get a pardon.

I don't have anything to deal with.

Fck.

Posted by: John Boltons inner monologue at August 22, 2025 03:18 PM (BXR7h)

242 226. Sessions said he'd refuse during his confirmation hearing

Posted by: night lifted at August 22, 2025 03:18 PM (/YboP)

243 Late to the thread... I'm assuming someone has already said nothing will happen ...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:19 PM (VE6XX)

244 Not on Friday with those cheerleaders to look forward to ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

======

Elric, just winning at life.

Now, go watch Starcrash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 22, 2025 03:05 PM (GBKbO)
________________

I see that SC has Caroline Munro. Wow. She was a babe. What a body, especially for her time.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

245 I get the feeling Trump spent four years figuring out who screwed him over, how to get back at them and with whom he would do it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2025 03:16 PM (abjhs)
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I don't care about revenge. I think Trump's got enough for Justice.

I'd hate to see him get side-tracked into revenge.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:19 PM (krQz2)

246 239 Fuck you Bozoberg

Posted by: night lifted at August 22, 2025 03:19 PM (/YboP)

247 I should have kept my fat mouth shut.

I didn't get a pardon.

I don't have anything to deal with.

Fck.
Posted by: John Boltons inner monologue at August 22, 2025 03:18 PM (BXR7h)

Dude, even the autopen repair guy got a pardon.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 22, 2025 03:19 PM (YnIVK)

248 Late to the thread... I'm assuming someone has already said nothing will happen ...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:19 PM (VE6XX)

WHAT?!? No way. I mean look at the stack of inditements and trials thus far.

Posted by: Ray Epps at August 22, 2025 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

249 LXXXVI XLVII, bitches!

Posted by: Agent 2 Clever at August 22, 2025 03:20 PM (vRoTw)

250 239 Disgusting that Kilmore Garcia is back on the streets

Posted by: night lifted at August 22, 2025 03:17 PM (/YboP)

I saw that....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2025 03:20 PM (VE6XX)

251 I look at that smug incompetent pine scented druid of the woods and think, "Man, I've never seen a more punchable face."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2025 03:20 PM (tT6L1)

252 Shit.......

I should just go back to bed, or start drinking heavily.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

253 NOOD

sharp as a tack!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 22, 2025 03:21 PM (ULPxl)

254 > Late to the thread... I'm assuming someone has already said nothing will happen ...
Posted by: It's me donna
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Not so fast, my friend
see comment 133

Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2025 03:22 PM (AOsQT)

255 I should just go back to bed, or start drinking heavily.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 22, 2025 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
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you missed a word in there. "And" works.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2025 03:22 PM (tT6L1)

256 I should have kept my fat mouth shut.

I didn't get a pardon.

I don't have anything to deal with.

Fck.
Posted by: John Boltons inner monologue at August 22, 2025 03:18 PM (BXR7h)

Dude, even the autopen repair guy got a pardon.
==
I'm also wildly unpopular so a go fund me legal defense fund will only raise 20 bucks.

Posted by: John Boltons inner monologue at August 22, 2025 03:22 PM (BXR7h)

257 Nude penis head

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 22, 2025 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

258 No responsible prosecuter would prosecute Comey.

Posted by: Comey at August 22, 2025 03:22 PM (XeU6L)

259 Swiftie-ism. The last defense of a scoundrel.

Posted by: Ben at August 22, 2025 03:24 PM (fXiEV)

260 I'm also wildly unpopular so a go fund me legal defense fund will only raise 20 bucks.
Posted by: John Boltons inner monologue at August 22, 2025 03:22 PM (BXR7h)
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Hard to over-estimate how stupid Bolton is.

The left needs him as long as he's useful. Patriots defended him because he was getting needlessly attacked for being in that range. But he had to go "principled conservative", and now he's got very little backing.

Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2025 03:24 PM (krQz2)

261 Jackstraw, didn't you say that Rod Rosenbaum was on Team Trump and was doing a lot of work to protect him?

Back during Trump's first administration?

That investigation where his AG recused himself, as I remember.

Posted by: EFG at August 22, 2025 03:40 PM (K4Prs)

262 110 Would those be paid in AOS gold or platinum dollars?

Zinc pennies.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 22, 2025 02:47 PM (ZmEVT)

Alka-Seltzer tablets.

Posted by: XTC at August 22, 2025 03:40 PM (UnA8+)

263 Democrats are so much better using "cutouts" than Republicans

Posted by: SMOD at August 22, 2025 03:48 PM (RHGPo)

264 $100 Ace-Bucks

I do need to replace a bunch of water-logged cardboard.

Posted by: DaveA at August 22, 2025 04:22 PM (FhXTo)

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