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Woke NFL to Introduce Male Cheerleaders In Attempt to Out-Gay Than Soccer

The NFL is begging for the Bud Light Treatment.

They're already getting "backlash."

Two male Vikings cheerleaders don't seem to be taking any of the backlash that they've gotten from some football fans to heart since the team announced their inclusion in the 2025 squad in a post on social media.

Blaize Shiek and Louie Conn will be members of the Vikings cheer team, which sparked criticism and even some fans threatening to not be fans of the team anymore.

However, Shiek seemed to address the controversy by poking fun at all of the people discussing him.

"Wait...did someone say our name?" Shiek wrote in a post on Instagram that included a photo of himself and Conn in their cheer uniforms.

The Vikings also responded to the controversy in a statement last week, defending Shiek and Conn.

"While many fans may be seeing male cheerleaders for the first time at Vikings games, male cheerleaders have been part of previous Vikings teams and have long been associated with collegiate and professional cheerleading," the team said in a statement.


"In 2025, approximately one-third of NFL teams have male cheerleaders. Every member of the Minnesota Vikings Cheerleaders program has an impressive dance background and went through the same rigorous audition process. Individuals were selected because of their talent, passion for dance and dedication to elevating the game day experience. We support all our cheerleaders and are proud of the role they play as ambassadors of the organization."

The Rams are said to have been the first NFL team to include men on their cheerleading squad back in 2018.

I know that college squads feature male cheerleaders. These "cheerleaders" don't dance like girls, though, and don't wear girlish costumes and bippy-shorts. They mostly do things like shouting for one team to kill the other team and throw tiny girls dangerously high into the air. You know, manly stuff.

malecheerleadercollege.jpg

I think it's like male dancers: Yeah, half of them are gay, but the other half are absolutely rekking mish.


That's not the kind of cheerleader the NFL is bringing in, of course. They are bringing in the dancingest, swishiest, gayest male cheerleader you can imagine.

Because every moment in your life must be devoted to Centering Queerness. Any moment not spent Centering Queerness is a wasted moment you'll never get back.

The Spectator:



In an age where every individual curates their own media diet, the collapse of the monoculture has led to more than just fractured tastes; it has made broad cultural adoption nearly impossible. No longer are Americans collectively tuned into the same primetime sitcoms, watching the same cable news shows, or even encountering the same commercials. And this diffusion of attention means experiments in reshaping cultural norms often fail not because of a coordinated backlash, but because of the algorithmic echo chambers they inadvertently land in.

The recent attempt of an NFL team to introduce male cheerleaders is the latest example of a media-era experiment caught in the wrong feedback loop -- one where outrage, not support, dominated the reception. The Minnesota Vikings prominently featured male cheerleaders Louie and Blazie on their social media and official website, making the men a staple of their 2025-2026 session squad. Pompoms in hand, video emphasizes these dudes as "the next generation of cheer" while using their team's women as background characters.

...


Twelve NFL teams are reportedly incorporating male cheerleaders this season -- the Minnesota Vikings, the Baltimore Ravens, the Los Angeles Rams, the New Orleans Saints, the Philadelphia Eagles, the San Francisco 49ers, the New England Patriots, the Tennessee Titans, the Indianapolis Colts, the Kansas City Chiefs, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and the Carolina Panthers. More than 30 percent of the league will feature cheer teams in which men take a spot away from women, The Spun reported Tuesday. This fact suggests this isn't a one-off or a publicity stunt. It's coordinated. And it forces a more serious question: is this really the cultural front the left wants to fight on -- especially after losing male voters by double digits?

...

The confusion isn't about "tolerance." Most people aren't up in arms because they can't stand the sight of a man doing high kicks. It's more basic than that. Given that cheerleading squads were introduced to capture and hold the attention of the mostly male fan base, it's the creeping feeling that the male attraction to female beauty is being impugned, that the rules are being rewritten in real time, and no one asked if we were okay with it.

...

Ultimately, this moment isn't about cheerleaders. It's about holding on to the last vestiges of collective entertainment. Americans must trust that something as simple as watching football on a Sunday won’t come with a lecture or a re-education campaign dressed up in glitter. Because if it does, they will vote with their remote and turn off the TV. You can only bend the culture so far before it stops cheering with you -- and starts booing.

Posted by: Ace at 01:35 PM




Comments

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1 This is what a conquering force does

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 19, 2025 01:36 PM (N1tpc)

2 Mock and belittle the traditions of the conquered people.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 19, 2025 01:37 PM (N1tpc)

3 Hat trick

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 19, 2025 01:37 PM (N1tpc)

4 Guess I better nood.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 19, 2025 01:37 PM (N1tpc)

5 As someone noted on X, the objection is not to male cheerleaders (who have been around forever), the objection is to male cheerleaders cosplaying as women.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2025 01:37 PM (xTIDn)

6 Minnesota Viqueens.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 01:38 PM (X98Jy)

7 NFL fans have made it clear they are not leaving for any reason, so the NFL will continue to be awful.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2025 01:38 PM (SSEhk)

8 think it's like male dancers: Yeah, half of them are gay, but the other half are absolutely rekking mish.

More like 90/10, but if you can put up with all the ghey shite
It's a great way to meet fit women obsessed with their bodies.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 19, 2025 01:38 PM (n4GiU)

9 >>>Woke NFL to Introduce Male Cheerleaders In Attempt to Become More Gay Than Soccer

Perfect.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2025 01:38 PM (i24o9)

10 Blaize Shiek?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 01:38 PM (63Dwl)

11 "While many fans may be seeing male cheerleaders for the first time at Vikings games, male cheerleaders have been part of previous Vikings teams and have long been associated with collegiate and professional cheerleading," the team said in a statement.


Yeah. Tossing girls around, not salads.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 01:38 PM (X98Jy)

12 Many college/HS cheerleading programs are really co-ed gymnastics.

And if you are going to be throwing people in the air it makes sense for a buff guy to be the thrower and a small woman the throw-ee.

But NFL cheerleaders just stand around and wave their...pom poms.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2025 01:38 PM (t0Rmr)

13 unusual _whales@unusual_whales

FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart, $WMT

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2025 01:39 PM (TGPs7)

14 Don't forget the tranny in Carolina. 3rd year now.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 01:39 PM (MGB5H)

15 Still not as gay as the new kickoff rules.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 19, 2025 01:39 PM (5IFb9)

16 The Rams are said to have been the first NFL team to include men on their cheerleading squad back in 2018.



I read it was the B'more Ravens back to 2012. Who's lying?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 01:39 PM (X98Jy)

17 The Browns historically haven't had a cheerleading squad. Possibly due to hardhat and lunchbox image, and/or it gets almost as cold as Green Bay. But they almost always get things wrong so it wouldn't surprise me if they announce an all male cheer squad.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2025 01:40 PM (Dv3i1)

18 They do this shit to piss off the normies. No other reason.

Sports used to he s respite from the culture wars. A “safe space” free from the Critical Theory deconstruction and tribalism and the rest of it. The usual suspects HATED that.

And here we are. If you’ve swore of sports because of it, well that’s a win. If they gay it up the way they have, well that’s a win, too.

See how that works?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2025 01:40 PM (Ku6QQ)

19 This idea originated in one of two departments; HR or Sales Prevention.

Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2025 01:40 PM (Xgoim)

20 The NFL told you it was gay.

It straight up told you.

Now you are surprised it is showing up in assless chaps asking if you are man enough to watch it twerk?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2025 01:40 PM (t0Rmr)

21 Can't wait for this craze to hit San Francisco!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 19, 2025 01:41 PM (wtvvX)

22 Don’t worry. They’re going to spend all their time with the hot dog vendor.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2025 01:41 PM (7gP3b)

23 I would like the ladies to get on my shoulders and keep my neck warm, among other things after the game.....


like chess, I mean chest

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 19, 2025 01:41 PM (NtVYv)

24 "male cheerleaders Louie and Blazie"

Ah, clearly two red-blooded American males there, Louie and Blazie.

It's hilarious the left screams about stereotypes and then promotes the absolutely most gayest gays that ever gayed to be the face of their movement.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 19, 2025 01:41 PM (N1tpc)

25 "No longer are Americans collectively tuned into the same primetime sitcoms, watching the same cable news shows, or even encountering the same commercials."

Thank you, God! THANK YOU! Amen.

Posted by: gp NOW at August 19, 2025 01:41 PM (8mLBT)

26 Roll Tide.

Posted by: toby928 at August 19, 2025 01:41 PM (jc0TO)

27 Oh FFS! I left football years ago, for a variety of reasons but if I hadn't already, seeing these ponces prancing around, would end it for me now.


FFS!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 19, 2025 01:41 PM (0t1wa)

28 Now these are finally some cheerleaders I can spank it to.

Well, along with those tight ends

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 19, 2025 01:42 PM (t0Rmr)

29 It's a great way to meet fit women obsessed with their bodies.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 19, 2025 01:38 PM (n4GiU)

At least - as a mish-rekker - you would have something in common.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2025 01:42 PM (i24o9)

30 The team needs some serious re-naming. How 'bout The Minnesota Vaginas!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 19, 2025 01:43 PM (0t1wa)

31 So more guys on their knees on the sidelines

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2025 01:43 PM (qGI1K)

32 Just wrong on so many levels.

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2025 01:43 PM (LHPAg)

33 BREAKING: The NFL Minnesota Vikings are under backlash after officially brining out their lead male cheerleader for the football game today.

==

OMG!!

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2025 01:43 PM (g47mK)

34 My Bengals will probably crap the bed this year…but at least they won’t have this going on.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 19, 2025 01:44 PM (On+Ml)

35 Afternoon, All.

It's Hedy Lamarr Day on TCM.

If I gotta do this colonoscopy prep, I can at least do it with Hedy.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2025 01:44 PM (77rzZ)

36 Now these are finally some cheerleaders I can spank it to.

Well, along with those tight ends
Posted by: Barack Obama


Their ends, like yours, isn't tight.
Big Mike, stand down!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 01:44 PM (X98Jy)

37 Fuck that, i wanna see a 5-foot-nothin' stripper suit up and get put in as starting center.

I don't even care what she does with her hoo hah, that shit would be pure entertainment.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 19, 2025 01:44 PM (3pmZ8)

38 I saw somewhere that NFL is making the teams display mandatory social justice slogans from an approved rotating list in the endzones this season. They never stop pissing in fans faces, and the fans drink it up and bellow for more.

Posted by: gp NOW at August 19, 2025 01:44 PM (8mLBT)

39 Yeah. Tossing girls around, not salads.
Posted by: rickb223

It’s Minnesota, so more like jello salads

Posted by: Kratwurst at August 19, 2025 01:44 PM (QCu82)

40 If they have to have male cheerleaders why not use the college model? Big guys throwing little girls up in the air. Much more entertaining than a couple of ghey bobs swiveling their hips around.

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2025 01:44 PM (lJ0H4)

41 Out: The NFL "sucks"

In: The NFL sucks

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2025 01:44 PM (t0Rmr)

42 Gayer than balls

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 19, 2025 01:44 PM (xvja1)

43 I strongly recommend that anyone who hasn't yet quit watching the NFL to do so.

You'll be amazed at how quickly you forget about it, and how much more enjoyable your Sunday afternoons are.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 19, 2025 01:45 PM (wtvvX)

44 The mish, the mish, the mish is on fire

Knee deep in the waterfall

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 19, 2025 01:45 PM (NtVYv)

45 To my knowledge the NY Giants have never had cheerleaders. Didn't stop them from sucking the last ten years however

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2025 01:45 PM (qGI1K)

46 They won't outgay soccer (impossible!) but they are getting close. Real close.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at August 19, 2025 01:45 PM (P7Iz+)

47 It's not just the eagles doing the tush push now.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 01:45 PM (MGB5H)

48 Prance like you mean it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 01:45 PM (L/fGl)

49 I had a conversation about this on x. I am torn- 1. These men are not cosplaying as women, so that is a win right there. They are still men, flamboyant as they may be. 2. Male dancers are nothing new. I do not have actual facts and figures in front of me, but anecdotally, the majority of choreographers I have ever worked with, seen, read about, are men. The Vikings guys can dance. They can. Jury is out on the Patriots guy, though.

If the argument is we love gender based roles and should stick to those (and let me tell you, I love many, many gender based roles), we should make that as the reason. But the argument here is not a man pretending to be a woman trying to be a cheerleader. This is men, who have been dancing their whole lives, joining a dance squad with women who have been dancing their whole lives.

Go team.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 01:45 PM (p4NUW)

50 Just put them in the regular cheerleader outfits and be done with it already. You know that's what they want.

Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2025 01:45 PM (79pEw)

51 The NFL has definitely missed the cultural sway these past 6 months (aka USAIDS no longer funding cultural demoralization).

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 19, 2025 01:46 PM (On+Ml)

52 Isn't the fact that the NFL doesn't hire straight male eye candy cheerleaders for the women fans a sign of sexism or something. Granted there is a lot of beef between the lines but let's get some gigachads on the cheer line doing hip grinds with the ladies. That'll bring in fans of the sport.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 19, 2025 01:46 PM (OA79/)

53 @28 Barky you're a definite wide receiver

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2025 01:46 PM (qGI1K)

54 If they have to have male cheerleaders why not use the college model? Big guys throwing little girls up in the air. Much more entertaining than a couple of ghey bobs swiveling their hips around.
Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2025 01:44 PM (lJ0H4)

The ghey bobs swiveling their hips around is the point.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 19, 2025 01:46 PM (N1tpc)

55 NFL fans have made it clear they are not leaving for any reason, so the NFL will continue to be awful.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2025 01:38 PM (SSEhk)

Open wide, you white hetero haters. WE HATE YOU! Don't you get it yet? Well, here's some more things to stuff down your throat. Eet ze gays!

Posted by: NFL at August 19, 2025 01:46 PM (0eaVi)

56 Ace: "They're already getting "backlash.""

Backlash? More like rearlash.

Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2025 01:46 PM (pMi6S)

57 That'll help Minnesota lose the "Vi-Queen' tag.

They should up their game and see if George W Bush still has cheerleading moves.

Ohhh, also cheerleaders....Ronakd Reagan, Eisenhower and FDR.

I did not know that....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.0% at August 19, 2025 01:46 PM (jvJvP)

58 Minnesota Viking's new male cheerleader.
.......

Well, he's definitely not a tight end.

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2025 01:46 PM (v0R5T)

59 " ... officially brining out their lead male cheerleader ... "

they're pickling him? weird.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM (ppG5b)

60 Nothing more manly that watching a group of men in tight pants grope each other and try to grab the balls...

Why you'll be thirsty enough to split a bud light with your best bro afterwards...

Posted by: The NFL at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM (t0Rmr)

61 26 Roll Tide.
Posted by: toby928 at August

Go Dawgs!

(You are going to eventually kill me, aren’t you?)

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM (p4NUW)

62 So, is it Beta radiation, or Strontium 90 ? In other words is it detectable with a Geiger counter? What is the source of this Great Sievert Value Shrimp, anyway? Off the coast of Fukishima or something like that?

I wouldn’t eat any seafood of indeterminate origin anyway.

Every food item, canned, bagged, fresh, whatever should be REQUIRED to have country of origin label. “Product of _______” Not just “distributed by” some assholes in Chicago.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM (Ku6QQ)

63 Minneapolis must be free from women showing skin and also gays, such as so called cheerleaders.

Posted by: Somali Pirate Mayoral Candidate at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM (Dv3i1)

64 I wish conservatives were better at clapping back. My friends that are really into football would crawl across broken glass to keep throwing money at it, no matter what lines they cross. They just complain but never do anything about it.

Posted by: Leupold at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM (4pwAx)

65 47 It's not just the eagles doing the tush push now.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 01:45 PM (MGB5H)


Lol. Thinking of dom deluise at the end of blazing saddles. Lol. Wish I could post a link.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM (OA79/)

66 Men need safe spaces too.

Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM (pMi6S)

67 Never mind. It's Hedy Lamarr day on TCM. Enough to keep me occupied. And no, that's NOT Headley.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM (s0JqF)

68
The male college exception was well made, Ace.

I had a friend who was one and had a routine where he would have a girly chearleader use his upraised hand for a seat.

Third base without a first date.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM (Y8DZL)

69 I officially double-hate the NFL now.

Posted by: Weasel at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM (Xgoim)

70 Huh.

so cheerleaders that are even more gay than Texas A&M's "yell leaders?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM (0JnyD)

71 The fans always come back. They say they won't but they do.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM (63Dwl)

72 Thank you for covering this, Ace.

I absolutely HATE what’s been happening to the NFL the last (oh I don’t know) 10-15 years. I grew up with Chuck Noll, Tom Landry, Bud Grant, Walter Payton etc… tough men playing a violent game coached by serious men. I have many fond memories…. It’s pretty much ruined now and I hate the people who’ve done that…. Sigh

BTW… Tim Walz looks like John Wayne Gacy’s twin brother

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM (Dywz5)

73 Men continue to invade women’s
Spaces and careers. 2 male cheerleaders means 2 women did not get chosen by the Vikings.

No on e wants to see 2 gay dudes prance around with pom poms.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 19, 2025 01:48 PM (vK/Ja)

74 It never ends - Portland's county library system has a program called "Everybody Reads".

The initiative marks the 24th year of Everybody Reads, the library’s communitywide reading project that uses literature to spark dialogue and bring Portlanders together for discussion.

And the masterwork that they will be discussing this year?

Multnomah County Library has selected “Lovely One: A Memoir” by U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson as the 2026 Everybody Reads book.

I haven't checked, but I bet that they have never selected Justice Thomas' autobiography.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2025 01:48 PM (xTIDn)

75 They're really just being thoughtful

"Don't bother going out and buying your own flamboyant plastic dildos for game day. We'll put them on the field for you ourselves."

It's a public service, really.

Shame we have to pay them 1/0.77 times what we pay the regulars. But it's all because We Care.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 19, 2025 01:48 PM (3pmZ8)

76 If the argument is we love gender based roles and should stick to those (and let me tell you, I love many, many gender based roles), we should make that as the reason. But the argument here is not a man pretending to be a woman trying to be a cheerleader. This is men, who have been dancing their whole lives, joining a dance squad with women who have been dancing their whole lives.

Go team.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 01:45 PM (p4NUW)

Because they are dancing like women.

It's fun to pretend that women and men are just interchangeable cogs, but reality eventually intrudes.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 19, 2025 01:48 PM (N1tpc)

77 72 Thank you for covering this, Ace.

I absolutely HATE what’s been happening to the NFL the last (oh I don’t know) 10-15 years. I grew up with Chuck Noll, Tom Landry, Bud Grant, Walter Payton etc… tough men playing a violent game coached by serious men. I have many fond memories…. It’s pretty much ruined now and I hate the people who’ve done that…. Sigh

BTW… Tim Walz looks like John Wayne Gacy’s twin brother
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM (Dywz5)

=======

Just think of what us movie fans have had to deal with!

*longs for the masculinity of James Whale to return*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 19, 2025 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

78 Men need safe spaces too.
Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM


THEY DO NOT. I BELONG IN ALL MENS SPACES.
-Nancy Mace

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 01:49 PM (MGB5H)

79 "out-gay soccer"

Only difficult goals are worthy goals.

Posted by: NFL at August 19, 2025 01:49 PM (0sNs1)

80 I hope you reasonable types understand this is the death of another set of jobs for women.

Once the dust settles the elimination of it all will be the outcome. Lefties will ensure it. Unless of course you were born this morning.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 19, 2025 01:49 PM (s9EN2)

81 Roll Tide.
Posted by: toby928 at August

Go Dawgs!

(You are going to eventually kill me, aren’t you?)
Posted by: Piper

Go Bucks!

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2025 01:49 PM (lJ0H4)

82 Ok time to start throwing WNBA dildos on the NFL fields...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2025 01:49 PM (t0Rmr)

83 Go back to leather helmets and no padding.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 01:49 PM (63Dwl)

84 > male cheerleaders have been part of previous Vikings teams and have long been associated with collegiate and professional cheerleading

How many of those other male cheerleaders minced around on field like a Thai ladyboy trying to hustle up a date?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2025 01:49 PM (lIio7)

85
If the argument is we love gender based roles and should stick to those (and let me tell you, I love many, many gender based roles), we should make that as the reason. But the argument here is not a man pretending to be a woman trying to be a cheerleader. This is men, who have been dancing their whole lives, joining a dance squad with women who have been dancing their whole lives.

Go team.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 01:45 PM (p4NUW)

Do the fans want to see this? If they voted for it, support it, then go ahead. But business and corporations pandering to crazy people who seek to disrupt norms ends in sadness and gay books for toddlers. These guys can dance in a drag bar. Stop gaying up every damn thing in the world.

Posted by: moki at August 19, 2025 01:50 PM (wLjpr)

86 81 Roll Tide.
Posted by: toby928 at August

Go Dawgs!

(You are going to eventually kill me, aren’t you?)
Posted by: Piper

Go Bucks!
Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2025 01:49 PM (lJ0

Who?

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 01:50 PM (p4NUW)

87 How many of those other male cheerleaders minced around on field like a Thai ladyboy trying to hustle up a date?
Posted by: bonhomme

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2025 01:50 PM (lJ0H4)

88 time to start throwing WNBA dildos on the NFL fields...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2025 01:49 PM

Bills fans been doing that for years.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 01:50 PM (MGB5H)

89 72 Thank you for covering this, Ace.

I absolutely HATE what’s been happening to the NFL the last (oh I don’t know) 10-15 years. I grew up with Chuck Noll, Tom Landry, Bud Grant, Walter Payton etc… tough men playing a violent game coached by serious men. I have many fond memories…. It’s pretty much ruined now and I hate the people who’ve done that…. Sigh

BTW… Tim Walz looks like John Wayne Gacy’s twin brother

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM (Dywz5)

AMEN, BROTHER

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 19, 2025 01:50 PM (wtvvX)

90 OT:

I feel like a dam is breaking on the left.

The dam is the deification of Obama.

First was Hunter railing against Obama and his cronies. Next was Stephen Smith, just in the last day, saying that Obama was to blame for Russia's aggressions.

The party was never going to heal until it broke with Obama. Is that happening, or will the little Dutch boy/girl troon come along and stop the leakage?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 19, 2025 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

91 The lip gloss on my cock came from a promiscuous Viqueens cheerleader. Much to my dismay I learned later that his name was Fred.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 19, 2025 01:50 PM (/vPt3)

92 Roll Tide.
Posted by: toby928 at August

Go Dawgs!

(You are going to eventually kill me, aren’t you?)
Posted by: Piper

GO GREEN

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (MGB5H)

93 The confusion isn't about "tolerance."
-
At some point we need to rethink whether "tolerance" is actually a good idea.

Posted by: Methos at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (zLwRl)

94 There needs to be a law that disallows male industry enjoyment dilution.

Strip bars in the 80's were a nice change of pace. Then females needed to copy our BRILLIANT idea and create their own strip bars.

Construction workers used to switch out to the traffic flagman duty for a break, then rotate back into the real work. Then females decided they wanted to tell people what to do and secured full time jobs waving flags at lined up vehicles.

Now, they're messing with the NFL but making 300lb lineman wear pink headbands, and fruity girly boys dancing around where there should be some grade A, prime choice sweater meat.

This is unacceptable!!!!

Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (dIske)

95 It's fun to pretend that women and men are just interchangeable cogs
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 19, 2025 01:48 PM

We're doing our part!

Posted by: Neon-green Dildoes at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (0sNs1)

96 ITS FUNNY CAUSE THE CHEER TEAM IS KNOWN AS THE PURPLE PENIS EATERS.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (OA79/)

97 Rah, rah, raw? (poster from my teenage youth)

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (s9EN2)

98 If Walter Payton were alive today, he'd be known as Walter Pay' 'n. Fact.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (Dv3i1)

99 The NFL hates you. They are happy to take your money, of course, but they still hate you.

Seeing a bunch of fruits parading and flouncing around on the field is just more of them rubbing our noses in their contempt.

I don't understand why anyone bothers to tune in anymore. I mean, they lost me at "Illegal Contact" and then doubled down on America-hating and calling every one racist. Screw 'em.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (O6ILs)

100 Men continue to invade women’s
Spaces and careers. 2 male cheerleaders means 2 women did not get chosen by the Vikings.

No on e wants to see 2 gay dudes prance around with pom poms.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 19, 2025 01:48 PM (vK/Ja)

While I'm opposed to this, women have LONG since eliminated male spaces, so this argument doesn't really work all that well.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (N1tpc)

101 Sec.of Defense, Pete Hegseth must be dying.
He is a huge Vikings fan.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (NpAcC)

102 This is men, who have been dancing their whole lives, joining a dance squad with women who have been dancing their whole lives.
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Bless your heart

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (Ku6QQ)

103 The Panthers have had a trans cheerleader since 2022, that counts as a male cheerleader.

Posted by: waelse1 at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (kWPFk)

104 Ratings will crater

They will blame it on not enough black quarterbacks

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (3pmZ8)

105 Ok time to start throwing WNBA dildos on the NFL fields...
Posted by: 18-1
......

Butt plugs.

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2025 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

106 The Left will not be satisfied until America is like the walled city in Zardoz, where all the men are impotent, flimsy swishers.

Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2025 01:52 PM (pMi6S)

107 100
While I'm opposed to this, women have LONG since eliminated male spaces, so this argument doesn't really work all that well.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (N1tpc)

=======

I need to see a feminist protest against Augusta National to make it male only again at some point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 19, 2025 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

108 This is men, who have been dancing their whole lives, joining a dance squad with women who have been dancing their whole lives.

So what?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2025 01:52 PM (SSEhk)

109 Back in the day the Chicago Bears had the “Honey Bears”… those cheerleaders were all hot females. Great memories… they got rid of them for some reason by the 90s. The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have always been the pinnacle of hot… if Jerry Jones allows males on the squad the apocalypse is officially here

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 19, 2025 01:52 PM (Dywz5)

110 This is men, who have been dancing their whole lives, joining a dance squad with women who have been dancing their whole lives.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 01:45 PM (p4NUW)

I think the argument is simple.

People have been paying top dollar for these events, based on a presumption of football (and to a probably very minor extent for dudes, pointy elbows) not social justice hectoring.

Over the last decade, the NFL is changing that product to more social justice hectoring and less football and fewer pointy elbows. NOW, on top of that diminishing return, you add gay dudes shaking their asses in the face of these clearly, predominantly hetero crowds.

I don't think anyone would be complaining about gay dudes shaking their asses in gay clubs or theaters, because THAT is expected when you pays your money.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2025 01:52 PM (i24o9)

111 Either Blaize named himself or his parents were insane.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 19, 2025 01:53 PM (6PCLE)

112 "Well, he's definitely not a tight end."

More of a wide receiver.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 19, 2025 01:53 PM (v/YwY)

113
Minnesota state bird: Common Loon
Minnesota state flower: Pink-and-white Lady's Slipper

Seems about right.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 19, 2025 01:53 PM (w9Wax)

114 79 "out-gay soccer"

Only difficult goals are worthy goals.

Posted by: NFL at August 19, 2025 01:49 PM (0sNs1)

More like an own-goal.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 19, 2025 01:53 PM (wtvvX)

115 Seems like the wrong cultural moment to push harder on gay shit.

The ass spelunkers are obviously not a big enough market to risk losing long time fans pursuing. I think it's about chicks. I think they're calculating that they can pick up more chick marketshare with Tay Tay and fag stuff than they'll lose among their core male sports-addict audience.

But I think it's a bad bet long term. Chicks might watch a few games for pop star romance drama or to see some jizz-lipped fairy boy prance around like one of the girls. But they'll move on almost immediately. The core female audience, such as they exist, are women with families and they won't like these retarded stunts so much.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 01:53 PM (EmA98)

116 Faggotry. Faggotry as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: Buzz Light in the Loafers Year at August 19, 2025 01:53 PM (47/pr)

117 Kneeling protest was the first shot. I quit the NFL around then. Admittedly fairly easy to do since the local team was the Browns. Glad I did. Don't miss it. And stuff like this just reaffirms the decision. The league hates the fans. Thinks you are a bunch low life slobs who deserve to be insulted. Just walk away. Saturday football is better anyway.

Posted by: Dumpster is on fire agin at August 19, 2025 01:53 PM (oKdmS)

118 then: The best tight end is Shannon Sharpe

now: The best tight end is your favorite male cheerleader. You pick which one to spank it to!

Posted by: The NFL at August 19, 2025 01:53 PM (t0Rmr)

119 Actually, Ace, let's call it "dicklash."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 01:53 PM (0eaVi)

120 Sheik’ n’ Conn?

Let me rock ya, let me rock ya, Sheik n’ Conn

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2025 01:54 PM (ipIsk)

121 Male cheerleaders in the old Vikings stadium would literally have frozen their balls off

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2025 01:54 PM (qGI1K)

122 114 79 "out-gay soccer"

Only difficult goals are worthy goals.

Posted by: NFL at August 19, 2025 01:49 PM (0sNs1)

More like an own-goal.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

It's technically possible, if you're long enough.

Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2025 01:54 PM (pMi6S)

123 From HistoryFacts and a few other sites. There were 4 US Presidents that were cheerleaders.

"Despite its modern association with women, cheerleading started in the mid-19th century as what was considered a masculine sport — an ideal pastime for charismatic, athletic young men. Women were actively excluded at first, but started taking the field during World War II when many college-aged men were fighting abroad, and they didn’t really overtake the sport until the 1960s; as women cheerleaders became more common, the sport was trivialized and viewed as not athletic enough for men. So even though the United States has not had a female president, it’s not necessarily surprising that four former occupants of the White House — Franklin D. Roosevelt, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Ronald Reagan, and George W. Bush — spent time hyping up a crowd as cheerleaders for their school sports teams."

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.0% at August 19, 2025 01:54 PM (jvJvP)

124 93 The confusion isn't about "tolerance."
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At some point we need to rethink whether "tolerance" is actually a good idea.
Posted by: Methos at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (zLwRl)

When is the last time anyone in this country was permitted to tolerate anything (i.e., openly disapprove but put up with)?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2025 01:54 PM (SSEhk)

125 The tens of millions the NFL gave to America-hating BLM wasn't enough to cause a "backlash" why should turning cheerleaders gay - that's the line in the sand? Doubt it. The population is pathetic and soft - they need their stupid fcking NFL, it defines them.

Posted by: RedGrange at August 19, 2025 01:54 PM (kjy5M)

126 My prediction is they'll continue to put out more of them until fans are screaming bloody m*rder and then they'll say no more cheerleaders period. You either take your g*y cheerleader bukakke or you get nothing.
Some video game companies are trying this; you can play as an ugly woman, an ugly woman or an ugly woman? Oh noes, we're going out of business.

Yes, like the restaurants that decided serving t*rds was a great idea, we have no idea how we went out of business.

Posted by: Nelly at August 19, 2025 01:54 PM (cHLus)

127
Who wants to see a guy bend over and arch his back?

Lift girls over your head and stuff.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 19, 2025 01:55 PM (ny95y)

128 Do the fans want to see this? If they voted for it, support it, then go ahead. But business and corporations pandering to crazy people who seek to disrupt norms ends in sadness and gay books for toddlers. These guys can dance in a drag bar. Stop gaying up every damn thing in the world.
Posted by: moki at August 19

I don’t know- do they want to see social justice slogans? I strongly prefer college, specifically SEC, it is very, very rare for me to watch NFL. I would skip the game and watch the dancers, because that is my interest. I don’t think that is the goal, here though. But I also like soccer, so my opinion on this is going to mean very little to anyone.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 01:55 PM (p4NUW)

129 I quit the NFL around then. Admittedly fairly easy to do since the local team was the Browns.
...
Posted by: Dumpster is on fire agin

Nailed the nic.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2025 01:55 PM (Dv3i1)

130 Next up:
The Super Blow

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2025 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

131 100
...
While I'm opposed to this, women have LONG since eliminated male spaces, so this argument doesn't really work all that well.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (N1tpc)
_______
This.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2025 01:55 PM (s0JqF)

132 “Tolerance”; we had that argument 25 years ago. We lost.

Tolerance in this usage is allowing for the existence of ideas we do not accept.

Leftists re-defined “tolerance” way back when into mandatory celebration and approval, or else. They are very insistent that no disagreement is allowed whatsoever.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2025 01:56 PM (Ku6QQ)

133 I’m thinking Dick Butkus or Ray Nitschke or definitely Mike Curtis might let loose with a forearm shiver if they saw a gay male cheerleader

IIRC Bubba Smith once leveled a drunken fan who wandered onto the field during a game. The guy got pulverized and the game went on….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 19, 2025 01:56 PM (Dywz5)

134 This is men, who have been dancing their whole lives, joining a dance squad with women who have been dancing their whole lives.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 01:45 PM (p4NUW)

Nope. I don't buy it. I have seen ballet. I have seen incredibly athletic and graceful men do amazing things on stage, and they don't look like they are dancing like women....as these idiots certainly are.

The exaggerated pelvic movements, the swinging of their hips? That's pretending that they are women.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 19, 2025 01:56 PM (OKniM)

135 I think male cheerleading assistants are pretty cool, given that they're essentially showcasing their strength and that males and females can achieve great things together.

We went to Disney On Ice a few years ago, and the men on the team were deceptively strong. "Flynn" hoisted "Rapunzel" up on a ribbon-swing using a pulley and the stunts they did were spectacular.

Posted by: pookysgirl would probably lose arm-wrestling Lil Pooky at August 19, 2025 01:56 PM (Wt5PA)

136 I don't think anyone would be complaining about gay dudes shaking their asses in gay clubs or theaters, because THAT is expected when you pays your money.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2025 01:52 PM (i24o9)

It's be like insisting the EEOC required a certain number of poofters on the pole at the local titty bar.

It's absurd. Anyone who doesn't immediately, instinctively know it's absurd is absurd.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2025 01:56 PM (SSEhk)

137 Who wants to see a guy bend over and arch his back?
.......

Close ups on the skid marks please.

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2025 01:57 PM (v0R5T)

138 Of course it's for the female audience. It's all for the female audience now. It's the reason long panning shots of the line of hot cheerleaders is rare as oppossed to every commericial break like when I was a kid.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 19, 2025 01:57 PM (s9EN2)

139 117 Kneeling protest was the first shot. I quit the NFL around then.

Posted by: Dumpster is on fire agin at August 19, 2025 01:53 PM (oKdmS)

Smart move. The NFL is about to make kneeling vogue again.

I stopped following the Detroit Lions which wasn't much of a sacrifice. Most seasons, they were mathematically gone by week eight. It was quite a time saver.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.0% at August 19, 2025 01:57 PM (jvJvP)

140 I don't think anyone would be complaining about gay dudes shaking their asses in gay clubs or theaters, because THAT is expected when you pays your money.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August

This is a very valid argument.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 01:57 PM (p4NUW)

141 I'm not particularly an NFL fan so it will not be a hardship to ignore gay cheerers.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 19, 2025 01:58 PM (jM63s)

142 131 100
...
While I'm opposed to this, women have LONG since eliminated male spaces, so this argument doesn't really work all that well.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (N1tpc)
_______
This.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2025 01:55 PM (s0JqF)

Men at sporting events enduring prancing men in skimpy outfits to "own the women" is one take. Sure.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2025 01:58 PM (SSEhk)

143 Because they are dancing like women.

It's fun to pretend that women and men are just interchangeable cogs, but reality eventually intrudes.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 19, 2025 01:48 PM (N1tpc)

This is the problem with that Minnesota male skit...he is dancing a women's dance and role, not a male one, and thus looks wildly gay. Thankfully, he doesn't look trans, so we're improving...but feminine gay is not much improvement.

As Ace mentioned, if teams want male cheerleaders, have them be impressive doing male stuff. I want front and back flips, back handsprings, leaps a mile high, tosses up and down, and other crazy stuff male cheerleaders can do that female cheerleaders can't.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 19, 2025 01:58 PM (tOcjL)

144 Male cheerleaders in the old Vikings stadium would literally have frozen their balls off
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2025 01:54 PM (qGI1K)

Old Metropolitan Stadium… open on both end zones so the bitter cold wind could sweep down the field. The QB would have to worry about that and the purple people eaters

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 19, 2025 01:58 PM (Dywz5)

145 But NFL cheerleaders just stand around and wave their...pom poms.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2025 01:38 PM (t0Rmr)

And wiggle their cute, tight asses.

-------Pete B.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 19, 2025 01:58 PM (g8Ew8)

146 Hedy Lamarr got her start in the Austrian movie "Ecstasy". The movie was banned in many countries for years, for some reason. Mussolini stated he "would not sell his copy for any amount of money".

TJM, we await your Movie Thread on this.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2025 02:00 PM (0sNs1)

147 As Ace mentioned, if teams want male cheerleaders, have them be impressive doing male stuff. I want front and back flips, back handsprings, leaps a mile high, tosses up and down, and other crazy stuff male cheerleaders can do that female cheerleaders can't.
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Colleges do this. Another reason why college football is still better than the pros.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2025 02:00 PM (Dv3i1)

148 It's not really the presence of male cheerleaders. As you point out, college athletics has those and no one cares too much either way.

The problem is that these are men impersonating female cheerleaders. That's why it's weird - they don't embody masculinity the way male college cheerleaders do. Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire were dancers but they danced like men, not women.

Posted by: wat at August 19, 2025 02:00 PM (Dk542)

149 “Tolerance”; we had that argument 25 years ago. We lost.

Tolerance in this usage is allowing for the existence of ideas we do not accept.

Leftists re-defined “tolerance” way back when into mandatory celebration and approval, or else. They are very insistent that no disagreement is allowed whatsoever.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2025 01:56 PM (Ku6QQ)

25 years ago, I supported tolerance.

People can make their own decisions for their life and the government shouldn't intervene.

I now see how naïve I was. Clearly, granting tolerance leads to this- forced acceptance, grooming, public debauchery, etc...

We need to re-outlaw all sexual deviance, including adultery.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 19, 2025 02:00 PM (N1tpc)

150
We went to Disney On Ice a few years ago, and the men on the team were deceptively strong. "Flynn" hoisted "Rapunzel" up on a ribbon-swing using a pulley and the stunts they did were spectacular.
Posted by: pookysgirl would probably lose arm-wrestling Lil Pooky at

Male ballet dancers are all muscle. I have one as a client, and he is shockingly not gay. But holy moly the muscles. I will leave that there.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 02:00 PM (p4NUW)

151 "Ultimately, this moment isn't about cheerleaders. It's about holding on to the last vestiges of collective entertainment."

And there it is. It's not about the gay. It's about the destruction of that cultural identity. One nation, one national identity, one people. A melting pot, if you will. Indivisible.
They started with hyphens. Then discouraging assimilation. Then demanding that the culture and language and religious beliefs of the immigrants be respected and embraced by everyone else.
That's all the victim groups are. Just another way to sow enmity and division.
Divided we fall.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 19, 2025 02:00 PM (2J/Lj)

152 When the tailback is getting more attention than your fullback, your organization is gay.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 19, 2025 02:00 PM (/vPt3)

153 Male cheerleaders in the old Vikings stadium would literally have frozen their balls off
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2025 01:54 PM (qGI1K)

Old Metropolitan Stadium… open on both end zones so the bitter cold wind could sweep down the field. The QB would have to worry about that and the purple people eaters
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 19, 2025 01:58 PM (Dywz5)

I miss the days when football was played in all conditions.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 19, 2025 02:00 PM (jM63s)

154 133 I’m thinking Dick Butkus or Ray Nitschke or definitely Mike Curtis might let loose with a forearm shiver if they saw a gay male cheerleader

IIRC Bubba Smith once leveled a drunken fan who wandered onto the field during a game. The guy got pulverized and the game went on….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 19, 2025 01:56 PM (Dywz5)

I think most of those guys played games with a broken arm in a cast.

The male cheerleaders will miss a quarter of the games with PMS.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 19, 2025 02:00 PM (wtvvX)

155 #82. This.
Question is, 'vibrant' green or team colors dildos.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 19, 2025 02:00 PM (n4GiU)

156 Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
Boston Mayor Michelle Wu reiterates that she WILL NOT COMPLY with the Trump admin and the DOJ to cooperate with ICE, says deporting criminal illegals is “oppression”
0DEFUND BOSTON AND CHARGE MICHELLE WU
. @TheJusticeDept @DHSgov

-
F*ck the citizens, she explained.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 02:00 PM (L/fGl)

157 THEY DO NOT. I BELONG IN ALL MENS SPACES.
-Nancy Mace
Posted by: BruceWayne

Is it just me, or does Nancy Mace has a massive rack? This fact never seems to be mentioned.

Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2025 02:01 PM (pMi6S)

158 If the argument is we love gender based roles and should stick to those (and let me tell you, I love many, many gender based roles), we should make that as the reason. But the argument here is not a man pretending to be a woman trying to be a cheerleader. This is men, who have been dancing their whole lives, joining a dance squad with women who have been dancing their whole lives.

Go team.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 01:45 PM (p4NUW)
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Gotta disagree. Did you watch the videos? See the IG? These are not "male dancers," as you'd find in ballet or jazz or any legitimate dance specialty. These are men pretending to be women, dancing like pretend women, and -- crucially -- taking a job away from a real woman in a very competitive and highly coveted position. I would think that past part alone would have you steaming.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2025 02:01 PM (iFTx/)

159 “Tolerance”; we had that argument 25 years ago. We lost.
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It's weird how everyone seems to think that changes imposed by progressives are somehow permanent, as if we couldn't simply change our minds about permitting them.

Posted by: Methos at August 19, 2025 02:01 PM (zLwRl)

160 As Ace mentioned, if teams want male cheerleaders, have them be impressive doing male stuff. I want front and back flips, back handsprings, leaps a mile high, tosses up and down, and other crazy stuff male cheerleaders can do that female cheerleaders can't.
Posted by: Nova Local

Seconded

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2025 02:01 PM (lJ0H4)

161 I grew up with Chuck Noll, Tom Landry, Bud Grant, Walter Payton etc… tough men playing a violent game coached by serious men.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

How long were you in therapy before you accepted the forward pass?

Posted by: Dark Litigator at August 19, 2025 02:01 PM (KAi1n)

162 To the Republic for which it stands
One nation, under God
With liberty and justice
For all.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 19, 2025 02:01 PM (2J/Lj)

163 156 Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
Boston Mayor Michelle Wu reiterates that she WILL NOT COMPLY with the Trump admin and the DOJ to cooperate with ICE, says deporting criminal illegals is “oppression”
0DEFUND BOSTON AND CHARGE MICHELLE WU
. @TheJusticeDept @DHSgov

-
F*ck the citizens, she explained.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 02:00 PM (L/fGl)

=======

This just means that she wants more ICE raids on community spaces instead of handing over criminals from prisons where they won't pick up anyone else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 19, 2025 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

164 Query: How soon before we see neon green dildos at NFL games?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2025 02:01 PM (iFTx/)

165 “Tolerance”; we had that argument 25 years ago. We lost.

Tolerance in this usage is allowing for the existence of ideas we do not accept.

Leftists re-defined “tolerance” way back when into mandatory celebration and approval, or else. They are very insistent that no disagreement is allowed whatsoever.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2025 01:56 PM (Ku6QQ)

Tolerance is shut up and accept the girl penis in you and your kids' faces.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2025 02:02 PM (i24o9)

166 Hedy Lamarr had the cutest nose.

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2025 02:02 PM (77rzZ)

167 I gave a lot of thought to whether to comment on this thread or not.

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 02:02 PM (AOsQT)

168 It's be like insisting the EEOC required a certain number of poofters on the pole at the local titty bar.

It's absurd. Anyone who doesn't immediately, instinctively know it's absurd is absurd.

------

A good friend of mine worked at a strip club as a bouncer and bartender for a long time, so I got a look at how they're run.

I don't think a gay male stripper would last very long at one. There was an understanding about the male strippers, at least at this place, and a gay one would not work out.

Those guys were there to bring in rich women, and those ladies weren't there just for the show, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 02:03 PM (EmA98)

169 How about bring back the Cowboys "Offensive Lineman set thing"? Can still see it in my head.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 19, 2025 02:03 PM (s9EN2)

170 Forcing the tranny is tyranny.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2025 02:03 PM (vbXSk)

171 After all that gay, I had to go back and look at the pic of the guy holding up the tiny chick.

Posted by: Texican ette at August 19, 2025 02:03 PM (SNf74)

172 Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
Boston Mayor Michelle Wu reiterates that she WILL NOT COMPLY with the Trump admin and the DOJ to cooperate with ICE, says deporting criminal illegals is “oppression”
0DEFUND BOSTON AND CHARGE MICHELLE WU
. @TheJusticeDept @DHSgov

-
F*ck the citizens, she explained.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 02:00 PM (L/fGl)

=======

This just means that she wants more ICE raids on community spaces instead of handing over criminals from prisons where they won't pick up anyone else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 19, 2025 02:01 PM (GBKbO)
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Yup. All these deep blue scumpy bitches are actually increasing the likelihood that ICE picks up illegals. There's so many illegals in the general community that these fuckwitches couldn't even have their hispanic-themed parades.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2025 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

173 The Vikings have now officially earned their curse.

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at August 19, 2025 02:04 PM (T/UyB)

174 Deport the Mayorette Wu would be helpful on so many levels.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2025 02:04 PM (Ku6QQ)

175 Go back to leather helmets and no padding.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 01:49 PM

Outlaw the forward pass.

Posted by: toby928 at August 19, 2025 02:04 PM (jc0TO)

176 172 Yup. All these deep blue scumpy bitches are actually increasing the likelihood that ICE picks up illegals. There's so many illegals in the general community that these fuckwitches couldn't even have their hispanic-themed parades.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2025 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

=======

"We could eliminate 90% of all ICE raids on our Hispanic communities with this one weird trick."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 19, 2025 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

177 I think most of those guys played games with a broken arm in a cast.

The male cheerleaders will miss a quarter of the games with PMS.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 19, 2025 02:00 PM (wtvvX)

This is why I hate what they’ve done to the NFL. The famous Butkus photo of him sitting on the bench with bloodied hands wrapped in cloth… it was unabashedly rugged and male and violent… something for young boys to look up to: Be tough young man like them!

I still get chills when I hear John Facenda’s voice

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 19, 2025 02:05 PM (90wEZ)

178 Those guys were there to bring in rich women, and those ladies weren't there just for the show, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 02:03 PM (EmA9

Second look at becoming a male stripper?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2025 02:05 PM (i24o9)

179 I would assume the fella cheerleaders will get booed on the field, and the networks will not broadcast it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 02:05 PM (dGCAG)

180 I gave a lot of thought to whether to comment on this thread or not.
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 02:02 PM

And you didn't mention Prometheus. Solid job!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2025 02:05 PM (0sNs1)

181 Ha! Gaaaaaaay!!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2025 02:06 PM (kgE5c)

182 180 I gave a lot of thought to whether to comment on this thread or not.
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 02:02 PM

And you didn't mention Prometheus. Solid job!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2025 02:05 PM (0sNs1)

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You know, I hadn't considered that...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 19, 2025 02:06 PM (GBKbO)

183 I'm nominally a Bears fan. I can't think of a single reason to turn on the tube this season.

I'm calling them 1-16 this year.

Posted by: Somewhere South ofI-80 at August 19, 2025 02:07 PM (89Sog)

184 It would make sense if they are adding men to attract women to NFL. Like the Chippendale or Thunder down Under Types... Women are a significant part of the US population.

But this makes zero sense.

Posted by: Ironwolf32 at August 19, 2025 02:07 PM (hQ5rH)

185 If the argument is we love gender based roles and should stick to those (and let me tell you, I love many, many gender based roles), we should make that as the reason. But the argument here is not a man pretending to be a woman trying to be a cheerleader. This is men, who have been dancing their whole lives, joining a dance squad with women who have been dancing their whole lives.

Go team.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 01:45 PM (p4NUW)
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Gotta disagree. Did you watch the videos? See the IG? These are not "male dancers," as you'd find in ballet or jazz or any legitimate dance specialty. These are men pretending to be women, dancing like pretend women, and -- crucially -- taking a job away from a real woman in a very competitive and highly coveted position. I would think that past part alone would have you steaming.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


That flaming gay guy in Revenge of the Nerds was completely straight compared to the two Viqueens.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 02:07 PM (X98Jy)

186 Query: How soon before we see neon green dildos at NFL games?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2025 02:01 PM (iFTx/)

LOL. A great idea to be spread far and wide.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 19, 2025 02:07 PM (g8Ew8)

187 169 How about bring back the Cowboys "Offensive Lineman set thing"? Can still see it in my head.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 19, 2025 02:03 PM (s9EN2)

You mean where they would all line up, then simultaneously "pop up" and get set in a 3-point stance, usually with the backs shifting? I remember that well...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 19, 2025 02:07 PM (wtvvX)

188 Do the twinks share a locker room with the women?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2025 02:07 PM (W2Pud)

189
I don’t know- do they want to see social justice slogans?

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 01:55 PM (p4NUW)

No. And this is exactly what this is.

Fans would still watch football if there were no cheerleaders. I sincerely hope this helps folks see what contempt corporations hold them in, and respond appropriately.

Posted by: moki at August 19, 2025 02:07 PM (wLjpr)

190 The bigger story is that we have our first Dallas Cowboys cheerleader with a ponytail.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 02:07 PM (MGB5H)

191 I grew up with Chuck Noll, Tom Landry, Bud Grant, Walter Payton etc… tough men playing a violent game coached by serious men.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

How long were you in therapy before you accepted the forward pass?
Posted by: Dark Litigator at August 19, 2025 02:01 PM (KAi1n)

You kidding? Landry in particular was an offensive innovator. Remember the “shotgun formation”… that was his innovation. Pretty much every snap comes out of that spread formation these days

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 19, 2025 02:07 PM (90wEZ)

192 I did hear some clown on the radio talking about MLB, how the current commish seems to be doing everything right. That the demographic of fans is now 57% female.

Uh huh.

But the radio clown thinks if they do realignment, that'll be going too far. So far everything else Man Freddie is doing is GREAT! But realignment? Insanity.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 02:08 PM (dGCAG)

193 I only come here hoping for a smattering of gayness. I am not disappointed.

Posted by: The Great Poof at August 19, 2025 02:08 PM (G5+As)

194 It's time for the Vikings to replace the horns on their helmets with flaccid dongs.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2025 02:08 PM (lIio7)

195 Watch the NF documentary series on the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. These are serious dancers, with serious chops, in incredible shape, and the competition for one of the most coveted spots in all of cheer sports is insane.

It's insane to me that we should take away the opportunity for ladies to compete for some of these spots by giving them to dudes in dresses who can mimic getting butt-fucked on the field.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2025 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

196 As a kid, I loved the Vikings. That love became more of an "i'll root for them" thing. Now, meh. I will watch a game if I catch one on the TV. But there are no teams, in any sport, to which I have attached my ego.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at Werk at August 19, 2025 02:08 PM (PSEDc)

197 Those guys were there to bring in rich women, and those ladies weren't there just for the show, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 02:03 PM (EmA9

Second look at becoming a male stripper?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


No. I'd look like Chris Farley on the SNL skit

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 02:08 PM (X98Jy)

198
The exaggerated pelvic movements, the swinging of their hips? That's pretending that they are women.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 19, 2025 01:56 PM (OKniM)

Grab any popstar concert / video. Watch the back up dancers. This isn’t ballet- this genre is hip hop. Again, I freely admit I am less likely to be plussed about this just because of my background. I also am not going to care if the backlash is swift and we never see them on field again.

I do wonder how many NFL choreographers are men, though, now that this box has been opened.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 02:08 PM (p4NUW)

199 97 Rah, rah, raw? (poster from my teenage youth)
Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 19, 2025 01:51 PM (s9EN2)

I remember that one! It was actually seared, seared into my brain.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2025 02:08 PM (ipIsk)

200 The QB keeps rubbing my balls! Tee hee

Posted by: Gay Center at August 19, 2025 02:09 PM (v0R5T)

201 Again, the goal is to demoralize the populace. F.U.D. then dancing on the ashes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2025 02:09 PM (mlg/3)

202 175 Go back to leather helmets and no padding.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 01:49 PM

Outlaw the forward pass.

Posted by: toby928 at August 19, 2025 02:04 PM (jc0TO)

Australian rules for the win!

Posted by: moki at August 19, 2025 02:09 PM (wLjpr)

203 Air Coryell was gay as shit.

John Jefferson?

/sarc

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 19, 2025 02:10 PM (ZmEVT)

204 I watched a replay of Super Bowl 3 a while ago. Under today’s rules there would’ve been hundreds of penalties and half the players would’ve been ejected before the end of the first quarter.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 19, 2025 02:10 PM (u73oe)

205 They are GAF, I have no idea why they went down the dark path, it's not like they will be winning new gay veiwers. Maybe it's the 'ick' factor.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 19, 2025 02:11 PM (tykPk)

206
It's insane to me that we should take away the opportunity for ladies to compete for some of these spots by giving them to dudes in dresses who can mimic getting butt-fucked on the field.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2025 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

They aren’t in dresses. They are dressing like male dancers, and male dancers train just as hard. The most interesting part about this to me is that they aren’t trans.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 02:11 PM (p4NUW)

207 194 It's time for the Vikings to replace the horns on their helmets with flaccid dongs.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 19, 2025 02:08 PM (lIio7)

Bright green floppy dildos.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2025 02:11 PM (TmEds)

208 Honestly, it's capitalism in motion. Some "genius" in the NFL hierarchy thinks they can open up a new "gay" fanbase and increase their demographics. The driving force in this effort is likely bias in his views (perhaps) based on his/her own sexual proclivities.

The capitalism part starts based on how the fans react. If there is blowback and a drop in revenue, it will be phased out. It's the perfect experiment in that getting the cheerleading job requires a competition among other applicants (which means the "experiment" might be gone by next season). On the other hand, if revenues increase this year, we may see more of the girlyboys next year.

It's the NFL's business to succeed or fail. It's not mine. So, if they want to have a three legged zebra with autism in their cheerleading squad, so be it. It's theirs to win or lose.

Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2025 02:11 PM (dIske)

209 Male cheerleader: OK
Male queerleader: no thanks

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at August 19, 2025 02:11 PM (JRP2U)

210 It would make sense if they are adding men to attract women to the NFL …. Women are a significant part of the US population.
——-

I don’t really care, Margaret.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2025 02:11 PM (Ku6QQ)

211 201 Again, the goal is to demoralize the populace. F.U.D. then dancing on the ashes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2025 02:09 PM (mlg/3)


Ding ding ding.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2025 02:11 PM (TmEds)

212 One good reason to never cause trouble at a strip club: it's never fun getting the shit kicked out of you by a couple of huge gorillas, but it's worse when they're wearing sequined bowties.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 02:11 PM (EmA98)

213 I need to see a feminist protest against Augusta National to make it male only again at some point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 19, 2025 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

As a woman and a huge golf fan, I would actually support making Augusta National male only again. It should have stayed that way.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 19, 2025 02:12 PM (k9OZB)

214
Pro football is a big city sport and guess who runs the big cities?

Brandon Johnson just corrupted the Bears out of Chicago; Coleman Young did it to the Lions forcing them to Pontiac.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2025 02:12 PM (Y8DZL)

215 Go back to leather helmets and no padding.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 01:49 PM

Go back to it's rugby roots? What's next, the same squad on the field playing both-ways, offense AND defense?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2025 02:12 PM (0sNs1)

216 would make sense if they are adding men to attract women to the NFL …. Women are a significant part of the US population.
——

The women interested in football already watch football.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 02:12 PM (MGB5H)

217 This is why I hate what they’ve done to the NFL. The famous Butkus photo of him sitting on the bench with bloodied hands wrapped in cloth… it was unabashedly rugged and male and violent… something for young boys to look up to: Be tough young man like them!

Emmitt Smith played 3 quarters with a dislocated shoulder cuz they needed the win to win the division. The Giants shut down the rest of the offense cuz they knew he was injured so he got something like 60% of the touches after his injury.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2025 02:12 PM (ExV1e)

218 Pro football is a big city sport and guess who runs the big cities?
____

What is this football? Is this where you kick the severed heads of the infidels?

Posted by: Somali Pirate Mayoral Candidate at August 19, 2025 02:13 PM (Dv3i1)

219 Yeah, that kind of girlie dancing by those guys only works as a joke. But it's obviously not a joke; it's derisive mockery of normalcy.

Posted by: Emmie at August 19, 2025 02:13 PM (FMtrg)

220 And then... Fatigue set in.
Woke fatigue. Adios PBS, MSNBC, CNN
Trans fatigue. So long Bud Light, Target, guy in women's sports
LGBQ fatigue. Buh-bye Pride Month, Jaguar, Parades, WNBA
Black fatigue. Later BLM, reparations, DEI

NFL so far behind their zeitgiest, baseball may pass them

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 19, 2025 02:13 PM (wBaIH)

221 Bright green floppy dildos.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2025 02:11 PM

Counselor Troi says that defeats the purpose.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 19, 2025 02:14 PM (0sNs1)

222 218 Pro football is a big city sport and guess who runs the big cities?
____

What is this football? Is this where you kick the severed heads of the infidels?
Posted by: Somali Pirate Mayoral Candidate at August 19, 2025 02:13 PM (Dv3i1)

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"No, my friend! This is cricket!"
-Billy Fish

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 19, 2025 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

223 You kidding? Landry in particular was an offensive innovator. Remember the “shotgun formation”… that was his innovation. Pretty much every snap comes out of that spread formation these days

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 19, 2025 02:07 PM (90wEZ)

My sister was the insurance agent for the Cowboys during the Landry years. Harvey Martin used to pick me up and put me on his shoulder with one hand when I was little, and I played with Too Tall's kids. Tom Landry was a class act and I haven't watched the Cowboys (or much NFL) since Jerry Jones fired him and defiled the team, especially when he made Barry Switzer head coach. That was rubbing noses in poop.

Posted by: moki at August 19, 2025 02:14 PM (wLjpr)

224 I can hardly wait for the WNFL. "Pay us what you owe us."

Posted by: azlibertarian at August 19, 2025 02:15 PM (ELeH9)

225 Is it just me, or does Nancy Mace has a massive rack? This fact never seems to be mentioned.
Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2025 02:01 PM (pMi6S)

I believe if you check footnote 53a, at the end of paragraph 2, in subsection III of the style manual, you'll find it is required to mention the size of her bosom at each mention of her name.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 02:15 PM (0eaVi)

226 It's insane to me that we should take away the opportunity for ladies to compete for some of these spots by giving them to dudes in dresses who can mimic getting butt-fucked on the field.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2025 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

They aren’t in dresses. They are dressing like male dancers, and male dancers train just as hard. The most interesting part about this to me is that they aren’t trans.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 02:11 PM (p4NUW)
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I don't think you've seen the videos, or even looked at the pics linked above. This is a woke novelty act with a bunch of flaming homos gyrating like they're drunk. Like sticking Dylan Mulvaney in a beauty contest. And the Vikings guys look trans to me. I seriously can't believe you are defending this.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2025 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

227 would make sense if they are adding men to attract women to the NFL …. Women are a significant part of the US population.
——

The women interested in football already watch football.
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.0001% of the female population are fag hags. And none of them currently watch football.

That's it! Greenlight the fag cheerleaders!!!!

Posted by: Roger Goodell, super genius at August 19, 2025 02:15 PM (oKdmS)

228 Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
Boston Mayor Michelle Wu reiterates that she WILL NOT COMPLY with the Trump admin and the DOJ to cooperate with ICE, says deporting criminal illegals is “oppression”
0DEFUND BOSTON AND CHARGE MICHELLE WU
. @TheJusticeDept @DHSgov

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F*ck the citizens, she explained.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 02:00 PM

*rubs hands together*

Oh, boy, this s gonna be great!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2025 02:15 PM (kgE5c)

229 I saw Emmitt Smith at the local WinnDixie last year. Pimp suited. He must have been visiting an Auntie or something because he doesn't live here.

Posted by: toby928 at August 19, 2025 02:15 PM (jc0TO)

230 212 One good reason to never cause trouble at a strip club: it's never fun getting the shit kicked out of you by a couple of huge gorillas, but it's worse when they're wearing sequined bowties.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

A remarkable experience. I'd love to hear that story!

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2025 02:15 PM (Y8DZL)

231 I'm not gay or anything, but I think I want to fuck Louie...
like a Viking.

Posted by: jwest at August 19, 2025 02:15 PM (lnMN4)

232 mish? super gay?

Posted by: anon2020 at August 19, 2025 02:16 PM (RqMDa)

233 The 70's called. They want that long blonde hair back.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 19, 2025 02:16 PM (ZmEVT)

234 would make sense if they are adding men to attract women to the NFL
____

There are 22 participants on the field at any given time that are all male, wearing tight pants, and another 80 or so in total on the sidelines. And the NFL thinks they need even more men to attract the womenfolk?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2025 02:16 PM (Dv3i1)

235 I started watching a show called Penny Dreadful. It's a vampire thing, set in London around the time of Jack the Ripper. Has Dr. Frankenstein in it, as well as Dorian Gray.

Dorian is a little twink, and Josh Hartnett plays a tough guy American cowboy. In episode 4, Josh shares absinth with Mr. Gray, and after doing so, grabs him and kisses him on the lips.

Nope. Turned it off. Done.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 02:16 PM (dGCAG)

236 I don't believe Dave in Texas would be showcasing these sharp elbows in football thread.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 19, 2025 02:16 PM (/vPt3)

237 ViQueens.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2025 02:16 PM (1PzqV)

238 thats bushkazi, maybe a worthy project from our pashtun fellows,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at August 19, 2025 02:17 PM (bXbFr)

239 No longer are Americans collectively tuned into the same primetime sitcoms, watching the same cable news shows, or even encountering the same commercials.

In his Democracy in America DeTocqueville described the variety of cultural entertainments across the land as on of America's strengths. Can't say that I've ever been all that enamored of "collective" entertainment, being that so much of it is mere escapism.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 19, 2025 02:17 PM (bufu1)

240 225 Is it just me, or does Nancy Mace has a massive rack? This fact never seems to be mentioned.
Posted by: zombie at August 19, 2025 02:01 PM (pMi6S)

___________________________

How have you not noticed? Mace will knock over an entire crowd of people just to get her self-important person in front of media cameras.

Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2025 02:18 PM (dIske)

241 The bigger story is that we have our first Dallas Cowboys cheerleader with a ponytail.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 02:07 PM (MGB5H)

Technically pigtails, I guess...

https://tinyurl.com/2vhd222v

Tami Barber, 1970s

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2025 02:18 PM (ExV1e)

242 Gay

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 02:18 PM (xcxpd)

243 Yup. All these deep blue scumpy bitches are actually increasing the likelihood that ICE picks up illegals. There's so many illegals in the general community that these fuckwitches couldn't even have their hispanic-themed parades.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2025 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

That's the underhanded way they get rid of the illegals. They know the public is against it, but they scream loud to satisfy their base, and ICE still gets rid of the problem for them.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 02:18 PM (0eaVi)

244 I don't believe Dave in Texas would be showcasing these sharp elbows in football thread.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

I kind of miss the Sharp Elbows thread on Saturday mornings.

Posted by: Tuna at August 19, 2025 02:18 PM (lJ0H4)

245 241 The bigger story is that we have our first Dallas Cowboys cheerleader with a ponytail.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 02:07 PM (MGB5H)

Technically pigtails, I guess...

https://tinyurl.com/2vhd222v

Tami Barber, 1970s
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2025 02:18 PM (ExV1e)

Tsundere. Would not.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 02:19 PM (xcxpd)

246 - crucially -- taking a job away from a real woman in a very competitive and highly coveted position. I would think that past part alone would have you steaming.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I started with I am torn. I would be incensed if they were trans and trying to pretend to be better women than the actual women. I guess I need to separate a typical dance squad from cheerleading (even though cheerleaders are nothing more than dance squads now). Every last one of those girls had gay men and straight men in their dance classes and in their performances the entire time they danced. They had gay and straight instructors. It’s nothing new to them.

But I swear this is not my hill to die on. I don’t even care about the NFL.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 02:19 PM (p4NUW)

247
I'm so glad I bailed on the NFL after they starting worshipping BLM.

Posted by: comradearthur at August 19, 2025 02:19 PM (OdNzD)

248 I grew up with Chuck Noll, Tom Landry, Bud Grant, Walter Payton etc… tough men playing a violent game coached by serious men.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

The police tried to get Landry off the field once because he had received death threats. His one concession was that he went into the locker room and put on a bullet-proof vest and then went back out onto the field.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2025 02:19 PM (ExV1e)

249 the French chick Green is in it too, Oscar Wilde did lean that way, if you get my meaning, its speculated Stoker was non binary in his affections,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at August 19, 2025 02:20 PM (bXbFr)

250 I started watching a show called Penny Dreadful. It's a vampire thing, set in London around the time of Jack the Ripper. Has Dr. Frankenstein in it, as well as Dorian Gray.

Dorian is a little twink, and Josh Hartnett plays a tough guy American cowboy. In episode 4, Josh shares absinth with Mr. Gray, and after doing so, grabs him and kisses him on the lips.

Nope. Turned it off. Done.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 02:16 PM (dGCAG)

That's where I exited too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 19, 2025 02:20 PM (xcxpd)

251 A remarkable experience. I'd love to hear that story!
Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2025 02:15 PM (

I never caused trouble. But I saw several guys get wrecked over the years my friend was a bouncer. He was a big Jew monster, and his go to guy was this big black monster. And they had to wear those clip-on glittery bowties. Always made me laugh.

Worst thing I saw though wasn't a beat down though. They threw this guy out for selling crack. He went peacefully, but his girlfriend was really, really pissed off about it, and she ran his ass over with a Cadillac in the parking lot.

He lived, but damn.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 02:20 PM (EmA98)

252 One more reason to continue my ban on the NFL

Posted by: Sidney at August 19, 2025 02:20 PM (Uy/WF)

253 233 The 70's called. They want that long blonde hair back.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 19, 2025 02:16 PM (ZmEVT)

That's standard issue for the sorority girls on our campus. Also: tan, eyelashes, nails, and short shorts.

Posted by: Emmie at August 19, 2025 02:21 PM (FMtrg)

254 I see no reason why this shouldn't be a huge success for the Vikings. In fact, it's what I would have recommended.

Posted by: Alissa Heinerscheid at August 19, 2025 02:21 PM (PiwSw)

255 Now they really are the Viqueens

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2025 02:21 PM (jo6FO)

256 On a positive note, at least this story got us elbow pics

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2025 02:22 PM (jo6FO)

257 I prefer my cheerleaders with balls.

Shaken though, nor stirred

Posted by: Double O David French at August 19, 2025 02:23 PM (t0Rmr)

258 There was a reality show about Dallas Cowgirl tryouts and cut downs. It was more brutal than bare knuckle fighting.

The most beautiful, graceful, shapely women in the world, who never knew the slightest disappointment, rejection or discouraging word, being relentlessly ripped to shreds, humiliated and thrown down the stairs each episode.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 19, 2025 02:23 PM (wBaIH)

259 Let's see how many guys want to be on the NFL cheer squads when they entire team is required to wear burkas.

That will fit in well with Minneapolis' Somali community, and any other team in an area with large Mohammedan communities.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2025 02:23 PM (S/Y4j)

260

Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey will leave his role to join the FBI as co-deputy director, sharing the position with conservative commentator and former law enforcement officer Dan Bongino, he announced Monday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 02:23 PM (63Dwl)

261 crucially -- taking a job away from a real woman in a very competitive and highly coveted position. I would think that past part alone would have you steaming.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

I started with I am torn. I would be incensed if they were trans and trying to pretend to be better women than the actual women. I guess I need to separate a typical dance squad from cheerleading (even though cheerleaders are nothing more than dance squads now). Every last one of those girls had gay men and straight men in their dance classes and in their performances the entire time they danced. They had gay and straight instructors. It’s nothing new to them.

But I swear this is not my hill to die on. I don’t even care about the NFL.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 02:19 PM (p4NUW)
_______

"trying to pretend to be better women than the actual women"

Well, here's the thing: I think this is exactly what they are doing. These guys aren't hired to be male dancers like you'd hire men to dance ballet or even urban in a Michael Jackson video. They are men pretending to be women, dancing like women, and taking women's jobs. Nobody wants to see a guy prancing around with pom-poms.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2025 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

262 Apropos of nothing, Emmitt ran for 8,804 yards and 106 touchdowns in four years at Escambia High School in Pensacola.

Posted by: toby928 at August 19, 2025 02:24 PM (jc0TO)

263 The most beautiful, graceful, shapely women in the world, who never knew the slightest disappointment, rejection or discouraging word, being relentlessly ripped to shreds, humiliated and thrown down the stairs each episode.
==
*buzzing sound*

Posted by: Margaret Brennan at August 19, 2025 02:25 PM (oKdmS)

264 Of all the teams to be the first to have flaming male cheerleaders, you'd think it'd either be San Francisco or the Packers.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 19, 2025 02:25 PM (e+SjS)

265 I like soccer/gay football, but the players all wear sports bras, which is definitely off-putting.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 19, 2025 02:25 PM (MMp6W)

266 Nobody wants to see a guy prancing around with pom-poms.

Ahem.

My one regret? They aren't in mini-skirts.

Posted by: Double O David French at August 19, 2025 02:25 PM (t0Rmr)

267 Haven't watched a game since Kapernack (however you spell it) took his first knee. I don't think watching some sissies preen and prance is gonna get me back.

Posted by: Mike B at August 19, 2025 02:25 PM (TuW4T)

268 My sister was the insurance agent for the Cowboys during the Landry years. Harvey Martin used to pick me up and put me on his shoulder with one hand when I was little, and I played with Too Tall's kids. Tom Landry was a class act and I haven't watched the Cowboys (or much NFL) since Jerry Jones fired him and defiled the team, especially when he made Barry Switzer head coach. That was rubbing noses in poop.
Posted by: moki at August 19, 2025 02:14 PM (wLjpr)

That’s so awesome… what a great story

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 19, 2025 02:25 PM (ePHkC)

269 NFL is a monster. Only a points shaving scandal will slow it down.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 19, 2025 02:25 PM (rJ48h)

270 NOAA-15 has just been decommissioned, and satellite buffs are heap mad! Satellite buffs vote.

Posted by: gp NOW at August 19, 2025 02:26 PM (8mLBT)

271 There was a reality show about Dallas Cowgirl tryouts and cut downs. It was more brutal than bare knuckle fighting.

The most beautiful, graceful, shapely women in the world, who never knew the slightest disappointment, rejection or discouraging word, being relentlessly ripped to shreds, humiliated and thrown down the stairs each episode.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 19, 2025 02:23 PM (wBaIH)
_____

It's on NF now. It's a brutal competition to get on the squad. Once there, the DCC cheer routine is physically brutal. Lotsa injuries. Some of the girls are physically damaged for life.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2025 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

272 NFL is a monster
==
So was boxing.

Posted by: Margaret Brennan at August 19, 2025 02:26 PM (oKdmS)

273 He went peacefully, but his girlfriend was really, really pissed off about it, and she ran his ass over with a Cadillac in the parking lot.

When I was in the Philippines, one of my buddies came to an agreement with a bar girl. She had these metal chopsticks holding her hair in a bun. We were all riding back to Olongapo City in back of a jitney and some Filipino guy said something she didn't like. The chopsticks came out of her hair and went about three inches into the guy's leg.

Bitches be crazy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2025 02:27 PM (ExV1e)

274 Nobody wants to see a guy prancing around with pom-poms.

Ahem.

My one regret? They aren't in mini-skirts.
Posted by: Double O David French


Otherwise their balls would be flopping around and no one wants to see that.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 02:27 PM (X98Jy)

275 259 Let's see how many guys want to be on the NFL cheer squads when they entire team is required to wear burkas.

That will fit in well with Minneapolis' Somali community, and any other team in an area with large Mohammedan communities.
____

I read a detective novel in a dystopian world where the muslims had taken over much of the US. There was still football, with the violence of the 60's version back. I don't remember if there were cheerleaders in burkas though. I do remember the bad guys running the place were getting blood transfusions from young people in order to remain youthful despite their advanced age.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2025 02:27 PM (Dv3i1)

276 235
‘ Josh shares absinth with Mr. Gray, and after doing so, grabs him and kisses him on the lips.’

Do you ever wonder why you’re drawn to such shows?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2025 02:27 PM (jbnUc)

277 I say get rid of the cheerleaders. All of them.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 19, 2025 02:27 PM (2J/Lj)

278 would make sense if they are adding men to attract women to the NFL …. Women are a significant part of the US population.
——

The women interested in football already watch football.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 02:12 PM (MGB5H)

Except the plan is to change football enough to attract those women who would otherwise not be interested in watching.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 02:27 PM (dGCAG)

279 Is it even possible to out gay European kickball?

Posted by: Moron at August 19, 2025 02:28 PM (oKdmS)

280 I wonder how much input the streaming networks had in this decision? Cheerleaders get a fair amount of coverage during the pre-game, game, and post-game program. Even less reason to bother with a NFL streaming package if this kind of crap is going front and center, and we all know it will be.

Posted by: mrp at August 19, 2025 02:28 PM (rj6Yv)

281 NFL is a monster. Only a points shaving scandal will slow it down.
Posted by: mr tmz at August 19, 2025 02:25 PM

Depends on which side of the points you took.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2025 02:28 PM (0sNs1)

282 Worst thing I saw though wasn't a beat down though. They threw this guy out for selling crack. He went peacefully, but his girlfriend was really, really pissed off about it, and she ran his ass over with a Cadillac in the parking lot.

He lived, but damn.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Stripper boyfriends can be problematic. I was still too young to go into "Bullwinkles" in the day, but a guy who shared a trailer with a dancer burned the club down rather than have guys looking at his beloved naked.

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2025 02:28 PM (Y8DZL)

283 So it wasn't enough to replace 2 women with men, but it just had to be gay men? The Viqueens deserve the ridicule they're getting.

Posted by: Crusader at August 19, 2025 02:28 PM (TN0g+)

284 NFL is a monster. Only a points shaving scandal will slow it down.
Posted by: mr tmz at August 19, 2025 02:25 PM (rJ48h)

Just waiting for some outlet to break the news. You don't think it doesn't happen already, do you? Too much money at the sportsbooks can be made by it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 02:28 PM (0eaVi)

285 Otherwise their balls would be flopping around and no one wants to see that.

Its like you people just don't get me or something.

Posted by: Double O David French at August 19, 2025 02:28 PM (t0Rmr)

286 I seriously can't believe you are defending this.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August

We are not getting a divorce over this, Elric, calm down. 😂.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 02:28 PM (p4NUW)

287 The most interesting part about this to me is that they aren’t trans.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 202

Step one, Piper, this is only step one.
It's always only step one with them.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 19, 2025 02:28 PM (n4GiU)

288 It's on NF now. It's a brutal competition to get on the squad. Once there, the DCC cheer routine is physically brutal. Lotsa injuries. Some of the girls are physically damaged for life.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2025 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

Amazon has the old, pre-NF seasons which were aired on CMT.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2025 02:29 PM (ExV1e)

289 59 " ... officially brining out their lead male cheerleader ... "

they're pickling him? weird.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 19, 2025 01:47 PM (ppG5b)

It was a salty reaction.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 02:29 PM (ynpvh)

290 262 Apropos of nothing, Emmitt ran for 8,804 yards and 106 touchdowns in four years at Escambia High School in Pensacola.

Posted by: toby928 at August 19, 2025 02:24 PM (jc0TO)

Always thought it was kind of cool that the Cowboys had Smith (Florida), Irvin (Miami) and Deion (FSU) all playing together for a few years.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 19, 2025 02:29 PM (wtvvX)

291 II read a detective novel in a dystopian world where the muslims had taken over much of the US. There was still football, with the violence of the 60's version back. I don't remember if there were cheerleaders in burkas though. I do remember the bad guys running the place were getting blood transfusions from young people in order to remain youthful despite their advanced age.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2025 02:27 PM (Dv3i1)

=====

Camp of the New Orleans Saints

Posted by: Oglebay at August 19, 2025 02:29 PM (MMp6W)

292 I say get rid of the cheerleaders. All of them.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 19, 2025 02:27 PM (2J/Lj)

Why?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2025 02:29 PM (ExV1e)

293 Makes me glad the Steelers have never had cheerleaders. No sense asking for trouble.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 19, 2025 02:30 PM (MZ+PY)

294 You share absinthe with your guests, you deserve everything that happens after that. Hoard that shit for yourself, bucko.

Posted by: gp NOW at August 19, 2025 02:30 PM (8mLBT)

295 What kind of a silly faggot wants to be an NFL cheerleader?

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at August 19, 2025 02:30 PM (8N6G1)

296 291 II read a detective novel in a dystopian world where the muslims had taken over much of the US. There was still football, with the violence of the 60's version back. I don't remember if there were cheerleaders in burkas though. I do remember the bad guys running the place were getting blood transfusions from young people in order to remain youthful despite their advanced age.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2025 02:27 PM (Dv3i1)

=====

Camp of the New Orleans Saints

Posted by: Oglebay at August 19, 2025 02:29 PM (MMp6W)

Heh. ::: Golf Clap :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 02:30 PM (ynpvh)

297 We were all riding back to Olongapo City in back of a jitney
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2025 02:27 PM


Yeah, we're going to 'Po City 'cause it's two to one
You know we're going to 'Po City, gonna have some fun
You know we're going to 'Po City 'cause it's two to one
You know we're going to 'Po City, gonna have some fun, now

Two girls for every boy

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2025 02:30 PM (0sNs1)

298 Do you ever wonder why you’re drawn to such shows?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2025 02:27 PM (jbnUc)

You mean period pieces set in London, with vampires and Frankenstein and historical events like Jack the Ripper?

I already know why.

I didn't ask for the gay stuff.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 02:30 PM (dGCAG)

299 291 lolrofl!

Posted by: gp NOW at August 19, 2025 02:31 PM (8mLBT)

300 THE PURPLE PENIS EATERS

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 19, 2025 02:31 PM (17s+e)

301 298
‘ You mean period pieces set in London, with vampires and Frankenstein and historical events like Jack the Ripper?

I already know why.
I didn't ask for the gay stuff.’

Probably just some kind of bizarre coincidence.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2025 02:32 PM (jbnUc)

302 300 THE PURPLE PENIS EATERS
____

Purple dildos it is then.

Posted by: Guy who decides what color dildos to throw at sporting events at August 19, 2025 02:32 PM (Dv3i1)

303 46 They won't outgay soccer (impossible!) but they are getting close. Real close.
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at August 19, 2025 01:45 PM (P7Iz+)

Parity with soccer's gayness will be achieved, not via cheerleaders, but via refs.

https://youtu.be/cjPakLX51tI

Posted by: Young, Dumb, and Full of Dumb at August 19, 2025 02:33 PM (wVcYX)

304 Ah Nancy Mace. No Ben Shapiros 's sister, but I would motor boat her from the river to the sea.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 19, 2025 02:33 PM (wBaIH)

305 Might I add that making an NFL commercial with Govenor Tim Walz would be an effective marketing strategy. After all, Governor Walz oozes masculinity, is the governor of the Vikings home state, Minnesota, and, did I mention, he oozes masculinity? See the ratings soar!

I will bill you at my normal consulting rate...

Posted by: Alissa Heinerscheid at August 19, 2025 02:34 PM (PiwSw)

306 See, when I thought "male cheerleader" I first thought the other kind - hyper athletic men who can toss the female cheerleaders around like duffle bags at the airport to the cheers of fans. Guys who can do back flips and stunts. Guys walking around with big cones exhorting the crowd to cheer.

I didn't think skinny armed fem boys. Who the fuck wants that? Literally, who is this for? The many GAY fans of the NFL? all seven or eight of them?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 19, 2025 02:34 PM (gDhA9)

307 The real problem is THE FUCKING IDIOTS STILL WATCHING THE FUCKING NFL. What's it going to take -- half-time executions of conservatives?

Posted by: Rtards at August 19, 2025 02:35 PM (qUkBO)

308 NFL is a monster. Only a points shaving scandal will slow it down.
Posted by: mr tmz at August 19, 2025 02:25 PM

Depends on which side of the points you took.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2025 02:28 PM (0sNs1)

Points on their own, way up high
Way up firm and high

Posted by: Night Moves at August 19, 2025 02:35 PM (wVcYX)

309 The male cheerleader was worth his salt.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2025 02:36 PM (1PzqV)

310 Bear in mind that the Mickey Mouse Sports Network signed a big agreement with the NFL, so don't expect the DEI tarditude to decline soon.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2025 02:36 PM (jo6FO)

311 The real problem is THE FUCKING IDIOTS STILL WATCHING THE FUCKING NFL. What's it going to take -- half-time executions of conservatives?
Posted by: Rtards at August 19, 2025 02:35 PM


De gustibus non est disputandum.

Posted by: toby928 at August 19, 2025 02:36 PM (jc0TO)

312 One of the biggest, most swole dudes I know was a cheerleader in college. He's also not anyone you'd ever mistake for being even a little bit gay.

I asked him why he went with cheer instead of actually playing football and he said "Dude, cheer camp. It's 2000 teenagers, 80% of them are females. Of the 20% that are male, 90% of them are unbelievably gay, so for the rest of us, we were in a target-rich environment, and it paid off."

Lmao.

Posted by: ballistic at August 19, 2025 02:36 PM (3BwY8)

313 nood

Posted by: gp NOW at August 19, 2025 02:37 PM (8mLBT)

314 Nood. DC.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 19, 2025 02:37 PM (ExV1e)

315 Probably just some kind of bizarre coincidence.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2025 02:32 PM (jbnUc)

I'll just go back to watching old movies with Randolph Scott.

No gay there.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 02:37 PM (dGCAG)

316 No one gives a shit if they are gay. Mike Rowe is gay. No one gives a shit.

It's the over the top flamboyance that is the issue.
Think Ru Paul's Drag Queens without the make-up and dress up.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 02:37 PM (X98Jy)

317 46 They won't outgay soccer (impossible!) but they are getting close. Real close.
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at August 19, 2025 01:45 PM (P7Iz+)
===

Kick Ball cannot be out gayed. Kick Ball's gayness can only be asymptotically approached.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 19, 2025 02:37 PM (17s+e)

318 The product is absolute dogshit. Make fun of soccer all you want. EPL and Champions league is way more entertaining than the NFL.

Posted by: resist_we_much at August 19, 2025 02:38 PM (cpys8)

319 This might impact NFL viewership by .00001%.

NFL fans are going to watch NFL games no matter what else is put on the screen in addition to the game. The new male cheerleaders could sashay out to the center of the field with their naked dicks swing around, and NFL fans will still watch.

My dad was a big NFL fan. I could never care less. Oh, he would bitch and moan about all the dumb shit the league did and the woke BLM stuff. But he watched anyway.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2025 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

320 307 The real problem is THE FUCKING IDIOTS STILL WATCHING THE FUCKING NFL. What's it going to take -- half-time executions of conservatives?
Posted by: Rtards at August 19, 2025 02:35 PM (qUkBO
Even that won’t do it.

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2025 02:41 PM (hpOBU)

321 I didn't think skinny armed fem boys. Who the fuck wants that? Literally, who is this for? The many GAY fans of the NFL? all seven or eight of them?
----------

Its worse than that. They don't CARE what anyone wants--they're doing it to virtue signal. And they'll demand *compliance* from any and all while they virtue signal--there will be scarcely heard a voice on a nationally syndicated sports talk show pointing out how stupid this is. ALL of the national guys will keep quiet. And only a few of the local guys will have the balls to tell the truth about this topic.

Posted by: Crusader at August 19, 2025 02:41 PM (TN0g+)

322 Geez. Did the National Felons League hire Alyssa Heiderscheidt of Bud Light fame for consultation? Hey, we're just starting to win fans back. I know. Let's ghey it up! Tons of the rainbow crowd are yuge NFL'ers!

Posted by: Frank Reich at August 19, 2025 02:44 PM (4p0Xq)

323 Off Frank Riech tiny sock.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 19, 2025 02:44 PM (4p0Xq)

324
I suppose this is "The Big Democrat Fuck You Normies and Trump Victory" for 2025,

cuz nobody, absolutely nobody who watches football was asking for this.

Welp, enjoy the sweet smell of ass and pink socks NFL, because this is going to cost you, Bud Light-style.

As I said yesterday, lots of people watch football as a family activity.

How many of them want to explain metal ill sexually confused lunatics to their kids while watching "family entertainment"?

That would be 0.00%.

Enjoy your lost revenue, a-holes.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2025 02:47 PM (iJfKG)

325
metal = mentally

Who knew?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2025 02:48 PM (iJfKG)

326 National Felon League now National Fag League.

Posted by: PTSD giver at August 19, 2025 02:48 PM (o/3Rm)

327 is this goodells fault?!

it started with the kneeling, then the socks and didn’t he get the old timey coach fired for 10 year old emails?

he sucks

Posted by: cherries in season at August 19, 2025 02:49 PM (IG5T1)

328 "I say get rid of the cheerleaders. All of them."

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 19, 2025 02:50 PM (s9EN2)

329 328 "I say get rid of the cheerleaders. All of them."

Hmmmm.
Posted by: Sports Illustrated PR team at August 19, 2025 02:50 PM (s9EN2
And the facemasks.

- Y.A. Tittle

Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2025 02:53 PM (ao59+)

330 Gooddell or whatever is a big part of this, but he can't do nothing without owner backing.
A big part of the the problem is original owner die off, leaving AWFL spouses and children with controlling interests.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 19, 2025 02:56 PM (n4GiU)

331 164 Query: How soon before we see neon green dildos at NFL games?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 19, 2025 02:01 PM (iFTx/)

Buffalo Bills fans tossed them at Tom Brady for years.

Posted by: Ann at August 19, 2025 02:59 PM (4neFu)

332 325 metal = mentally

i saw mentally metal open for metally mental at the iron dome in tel aviv back in the naughties

Posted by: anachronda at August 19, 2025 03:00 PM (ZuKM8)

333 Now they are gayer than gay gay.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 19, 2025 03:05 PM (i6yOP)

334 223 You kidding? Landry in particular was an offensive innovator. Remember the “shotgun formation”… that was his innovation. Pretty much every snap comes out of that spread formation these days

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 19, 2025 02:07 PM (90wEZ)

My sister was the insurance agent for the Cowboys during the Landry years. Harvey Martin used to pick me up and put me on his shoulder with one hand when I was little, and I played with Too Tall's kids. Tom Landry was a class act and I haven't watched the Cowboys (or much NFL) since Jerry Jones fired him and defiled the team, especially when he made Barry Switzer head coach. That was rubbing noses in poop.

You lucky dog. My dad gave me a Cowboys team picture of the 1976 team; i had it memorized by jersey number. I was six. I loved that team.
Then that sh*t eating grinned rich a**hole fired Tom Landry; haven't watched a minute of NFL since. I think this whole cheerleader thing is hilarious. I wish Tim Walz would try out for the squad.

Posted by: Nelly at August 19, 2025 03:41 PM (cHLus)

335 I am reminded of that quote from "Blazing Saddles" where he says, "What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a going on? I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots." In this case substitute Minnesota for Kansas City. Jumping around and prancing. Not very manly there NFL.

Posted by: Crabby Appleton at August 19, 2025 03:54 PM (JcXec)

336
Not for nothing have other teams in the NFC North referred to them as the Minnesota Vi-Queens for many years now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 19, 2025 03:54 PM (xG4kz)

337 If you're still watching the NFL, that's on you. Not them.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 19, 2025 05:30 PM (eYAt4)

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