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Inside a kangaroo's pouch. I guess I should have known this, but didn't -- a kangaroo's teats are inside the pouch. Pandas are devoted to disproving the entire concept of Darwinian survival of the fittest. Horse takes a quick dip in a creek. Man and his best friend surf. A father and daughter debate the curfew and proper dress policies. Florida Man is just different. This may be a bad sign.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2025 07:40 PM (+qU29)
I think you would be equally retarded to Trust in ANY collective of man.
Trust that Humanity is loathsome to its core and any structure made there from will be equally loathsome.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2025 07:36 PM (Z1dZR)
Willowed, but this is well said by Garrett- even if he is ace's catamite.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 07:41 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 07:42 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 19, 2025 07:42 PM (vK/Ja)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2025 07:42 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2025 07:43 PM (BZLGW)
Posted by: ZZT at August 19, 2025 07:44 PM (0sNs1)
I went to the beach to look at the surf. But, contrary to the posted signage telling to park head in, I BACKED IN!
2024's Michigan Ohio St is on. I don't think Michigan will win this game again this decade.
Posted by: Accomack at August 19, 2025 07:44 PM (4qMiv)
I have also seen them team up to kill adult antelope.
Goldens are insanely large birds.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2025 07:44 PM (Z1dZR)
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 07:45 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 19, 2025 07:45 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 07:45 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2025 07:47 PM (+qU29)
Jeepers. What’s couple days.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2025 07:43 PM
Tummy Rub Tuesday and National Potato Day. What more is there to ask for?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 19, 2025 07:47 PM (0sNs1)
All the Global Warming hoax frauds who keep issuing fake warnings of doom...
are they not False Cassandras?
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 07:48 PM (j6HEL)
That, sadly, is the fate of most penguins, whose gang activities and neo-Nazi behavior inevitably lead to incarceration and/or death.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 19, 2025 07:48 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2025 07:49 PM (u82oZ)
Dogs imprint on people the way baby ducks and geese do.
One of the many reasons they are superior to all other pets.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2025 07:49 PM (Z1dZR)
* removes hat *
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 07:50 PM (krQz2)
I will have to give you a virtual foot rub.
May your day brighten like a new dawn.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2025 07:50 PM (u82oZ)
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looks like the eagle done some fox plucking before taking off
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2025 07:51 PM (g47mK)
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Suspect description, thinning grayish brown hair, eight feet tall, 3500 - 4000 lbs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 07:51 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 07:51 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 07:50 PM (krQz2)
Scrogg is removing you from his list of three people now.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 07:52 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: mpfs at August 19, 2025 07:52 PM (jwgLb)
Posted by: Been Around the Block at August 19, 2025 07:52 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2025 07:50 PM
* nods *
Posted by: Vincent Vega at August 19, 2025 07:52 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 19, 2025 07:53 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 07:53 PM (snZF9)
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Suspect description, thinning grayish brown hair, eight feet tall, 3500 - 4000 lbs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 07:51 PM (L/fGl)
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They do like to knock over convenience stores when they get a bit older.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2025 07:53 PM (IBQGV)
One of the many reasons they are superior to all other pets.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2025 07:49 PM (Z1dZR)
That's what I don't like about dogs. I want my pets to be able to think I'm an asshole when I am being an asshole.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 07:53 PM (8avO+)
It's appreciated even though I'm not around much.
Posted by: mpfs at August 19, 2025 07:52 PM (jwgLb)
__________
Y'otta be. This is a classy outfit.
*burps*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2025 07:54 PM (kkTda)
I guess I should have known this, but didn't -- a kangaroo's teats are inside the pouch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 07:54 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 07:50 PM
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Scrogg is removing you from his list of three people now.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 07:52 PM
Will that go in his Permanent Record?
Asking for the Commentariat.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2025 07:54 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Accomack at August 19, 2025 07:54 PM (Bbhox)
They know.
They just forgive you.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2025 07:54 PM (Z1dZR)
Posted by: Flightless Hammer of Justice at August 19, 2025 07:55 PM (G5+As)
I always come to the HQ for insightful commentary but stay for the vulgarity.
It's a feature not a bug.
Posted by: mpfs at August 19, 2025 07:55 PM (jwgLb)
Posted by: Bat Facts at August 19, 2025 07:56 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 07:56 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2025 07:47 PM (+qU29)
Cats, too. Made me sad when the new cat bonded with my wife.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 07:56 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2025 07:54 PM
Suggested edit to improve classiness.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 19, 2025 07:56 PM (0sNs1)
That, sadly, is the fate of most penguins, whose gang activities and neo-Nazi behavior inevitably lead to incarceration and/or death.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 19, 2025 07:48 PM (vFG9F)
I don't know if people here appreciate your 'Penguin Facts', but I do.
Posted by: Opus at August 19, 2025 07:57 PM (gKDq2)
The best way to describe our relationship with dogs is that they are in a state of arrested puppyhood. They recognize we're alpha, we feed them and when necessary discipline them. So to them we're always Mama.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2025 07:57 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 07:50 PM
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Scrogg is removing you from his list of three people now.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 07:52 PM
Will that go in his Permanent Record?
Asking for the Commentariat.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2025 07:54 PM (0sNs1)
The rules of order in the last thread were a bit vague on this subject.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 07:57 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: mpfs at August 19, 2025 07:57 PM (jwgLb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Does that on my iPhone all the time. Might take ten minutes to load, if I have the patience.
No trouble on laptop, ever. I use Brave browser on both. I figure it's just my old phone.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 19, 2025 07:57 PM (zYpTz)
I'm confused.
Since when are Presidential Pardons some sort of total Absolution for a person who has yet to even be charged for a crime??
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 07:58 PM (j6HEL)
Posted by: Oldcat at August
Shiba Inus are the dog for you!
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 07:58 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 07:58 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2025 07:47 PM (+qU29)
Cats, too. Made me sad when the new cat bonded with my wife.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 07:56 PM (rbvCR)
Solution, moar cats. one has to bond with you eventually. Especially once you realize that cats are bribable.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 07:58 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2025 07:59 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2025 07:59 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 07:58 PM (8avO+)
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It helps when you live alone.
Then the cats have no choice but to bond with you.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2025 08:00 PM (IBQGV)
Watched one tiny songbird drive a golden eagle off my roof this morning by repeatedly dive-bombing it. Seen plenty of predator birds driven off by a number of smaller birds working together, or at least by one decent-sized bird, but pretty rare to see one single tiny bird that could fit in the palm of your hand do it. As an American, rooting for the underdog is my birthright. I was rootin' for the l'il bird.
Posted by: Delurker at August 19, 2025 08:00 PM (NhiOW)
Even a catlick priest won't issue an Absolution without a Confession. Right?
But biden was handing out Presidential Absolutions like candy on Halloween.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 08:00 PM (j6HEL)
Never turn your back on them, they'll shiv you.
Posted by: mpfs at August 19, 2025 07:57 PM (jwgLb)
Their flippers are unable to grip a knife of any kind. They might peck at you though.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 08:00 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 08:00 PM (fV+MH)
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine
Posted by: Men without hats at August 19, 2025 08:01 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2025 08:01 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Opus
You just made the list.
Posted by: Flightless Hammer of Justice. at August 19, 2025 08:02 PM (G5+As)
Then the cats have no choice but to bond with you.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2025 08:00 PM (IBQGV)
Mine are like a pack of Secret Service agents escorting me up and down stairs and guarding the room I'm in.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 08:02 PM (8avO+)
I don't understand physics quite as well as I thought.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 07:56 PM (fV+MH)
Rainning?
Lightbow?
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2025 08:03 PM (144I4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 19, 2025 08:03 PM (2HgxZ)
Posted by: Opus
You just made the list.
Posted by: Flightless Hammer of Justice. at August 19, 2025 08:02 PM (G5+As)
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Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2025 08:03 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 07:58 PM (j6HEL)
1789.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2025 08:03 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Accomack at August 19, 2025 08:04 PM (Bbhox)
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 08:00 PM (fV+MH)
Since you are denying them their 50 mile run through a trackless wilderness with medicine needed to save a child, can you blame them?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 08:04 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2025 08:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Opus
You just made the list.
Posted by: Flightless Hammer of Justice. at August 19, 2025 08:02 PM (G5+As)
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Somebody bent the knee to Big Penguin.
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 08:04 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2025 08:05 PM (dxWFK)
Posted by: Oldcat"
Penguin eggs vary much in size, from a large hen’s egg to a goose’s. They mostly lay two at once. Their nests are sometimes close together, so you can soon pick up a lot. They stand in pairs, each couple at their nest to defend it, and some will not give up till they have been kicked away two or three times. They can give a good sharp bite, if they get hold of you.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 19, 2025 08:05 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 08:04 PM (krQz2)
That's just how Nazi Germany got started!
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 08:06 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Bright Daniel Dennett at August 19, 2025 08:06 PM (krQz2)
You’re Animal!! I want to Party With YOU !! I doubt I could hang, but ….
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2025 08:06 PM (SH3As)
lol @ the fake protest "Free DC"
Reminds me of the old TV Westerns like Life & Legend of Wyatt Earp, when all the Hoodlums wanted a town to be "Open."
That's what this Free DC is farce -- Democrats hoodlums demanding an "open" city.
AI defines "open town" as: In the context of Westerns, an "open town" signifies a settlement largely characterized by a lack of strict law enforcement and, in many cases, a thriving environment for activities considered illegal or morally questionable in other areas.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 08:06 PM (j6HEL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 08:06 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 07:54 PM (L/fGl)
It makes sense. Convenient. Like if we ever get cybernetic enhancements, we could put a charger for various devices in our pockets- if we did not just get cybernetic versions.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 08:06 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Eromero at August 19, 2025 08:07 PM (UYYJi)
Posted by: Accomack at August 19, 2025 08:07 PM (Bbhox)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 19, 2025 08:05 PM (vFG9F)
Isn't the 2 egg limit because they put the eggs on top of their feet to keep them out of the snow below them? More would require juggling.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 08:07 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 19, 2025 07:56 PM (0sNs1)
Eructates was a philosopher of the Epicurian school from Naxos. Though he wrote a history of the the siege of Syracuse, his work was lost outside of a short section on resupply and a commentary on what a puffed up prig Archimedes was
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 08:07 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 08:00 PM (fV+MH)
From what I understand, especially when you call them in when there's snow around.
Saw a video where a guy let his Husky outside where there was snow on the ground and it was also coming down hard. When he called the dog in, it just stared at him, laying curled all happy in the snow. A neighbor had called the cops on the guy for animal cruelty. When the cops came, he let the cops into the back yard to show them and see if they could get him in. The dog was just curled up against the blowing snow, without a care in the world. In its element, so to speak. The cops just laughed and left.
Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2025 08:07 PM (gKDq2)
Guess this thread is educational.
Have a great evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2025 08:08 PM (+qU29)
I suggested in the past that people should ignore the shit stirring asshole no matter what he says. He just wants to get responses from people.
Posted by: fourseasons at August 19, 2025 08:08 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 19, 2025 08:08 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 08:06 PM (zZu0s)
The inconvenient part is the fairly undeveloped infant has to climb from the birth canal to the pouch.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 08:09 PM (8avO+)
Today's Republican Party is "not even close" to the party we've known for the last 80 years. I explain how MAGA has taken over the party.
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Praise the Lord!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 08:09 PM (L/fGl)
Ben Had,
At your suggestion, I gave Diana some regular (not low fat) buttermilk with her dinner. She gobbled it down just fine. Hope it adds some fat and the probiotic nature helps her digestion.
Thanks for the idea.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2025 08:09 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 08:07 PM (rbvCR)
*snicker* well aside from some latent NT tendencies, lasting DeSantis homerism and some gope notions on Ukraine, he does not seem THAT bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 08:10 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 08:10 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 07:58 PM (8avO+)
I have 4 total. The oldest two bonded on me, but they are feral kittens (still at 14 years old) and are not very cuddly and really prefer to be outside. The other two bonded with my wife, though the older one spends the day on the pillow on the desk when I am on the computer
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 08:10 PM (rbvCR)
Today's Republican Party is "not even close" to the party we've known for the last 80 years. I explain how MAGA has taken over the party.
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Praise the Lord!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 08:09 PM (L/fGl)
Now do the Democrat Party, Chuck.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 08:11 PM (SJrOE)
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 08:06 PM (j6HEL)
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Free is when you don't have to pay for nothing or do nothing
We want to be free.
Posted by: Zappa at August 19, 2025 08:11 PM (krQz2)
Tik Tok goblins are trying to start yet another lame boycott.
The name of this one is #blackout. So all the "influencers" are making videos telling people to, get this, quit their jobs. Wait, there's more. Stop buying things, they ask. They plan on crippling Trump's economy. Really.
So they're asking people without Jobs or Money, a.k.a. their viewers, to quit their jobs and stop spending money.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 08:11 PM (j6HEL)
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 08:10 PM
Give em some kale. They'll leave you alone.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 08:11 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2025 08:04 PM (u82oZ)
Damn, I don't think I ever heard you use that word before. Hell has indeed frozen over. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 08:12 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 08:00 PM (fV+MH)
Only when they're dealing with grads from Washington State University who typically get all the good jobs.
Go Cougs!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 08:12 PM (v2HLR)
Posted by: Accomack at August 19, 2025 08:13 PM (Bbhox)
Posted by: Not How That Works At All at August 19, 2025 08:02 PM (n9o7H)
Old English Law and pardons. Goes back a long way. To me, when used properly, it's noble and honorable. But liike anything else, when abused it becomes a running gag. President Otto Penn pardoned over 8,000 people, a record number (in just four years). Astonishing.
Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2025 08:13 PM (gKDq2)
I suggested in the past that people should ignore the shit stirring asshole no matter what he says. He just wants to get responses from people.
Posted by: fourseasons at August 19, 2025 08:08 PM (3ek7K)
You must be some kind of Cassandra.
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at August 19, 2025 08:13 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: fourseasons at August 19, 2025 08:13 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2025 08:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at August 19, 2025 08:13
No he's not!
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 08:14 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 07:45 PM (zZu0s)
Has to be the site. That hangup's been occurring lately on both my Kindle and desktop computer.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 19, 2025 08:14 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Soothsayer "
It's so crazy it just might work!!!
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 08:14 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 08:00 PM (fV+MH)
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Hard to say. They are one of the most vocal dogs.
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 08:15 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: fourseasons"
I assure you, sir, that I am only presenting the facts.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 19, 2025 08:15 PM (vFG9F)
fucktodd is right!
80 years ago the Republican loved gay men in girls locker rooms, and Republicans loved foreign invaders coming here and destroying their country. Republicans were also fond of communism 80 years ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 08:15 PM (j6HEL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 07:45 PM (zZu0s)
Has to be the site. That hangup's been occurring lately on both my Kindle and desktop computer.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 19, 2025 08:14 PM (/HDaX)
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It's been doing that to me at work (I use Chrome there), but runs fine at home, where I use Brave.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2025 08:15 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 08:12 PM (snZF9)
Nimrod isn't too common these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 08:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2025 08:07 PM (gKDq2)
I had a Samoyed. Forget getting him in the house when it snowed. He would lay down until he was completely covered. It was the funniest shit. I would call him and this head would pop up out of this pile of snow with that samoyed smile as if to say, man isn't this great!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 08:16 PM (snZF9)
No matter how deeply you thought through your opinions, I assure that I know more.
I understand some of you resent my moral superiority but that's just another of your shortcomings.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2025 08:16 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 08:17 PM (fV+MH)
So they're asking people without Jobs or Money, a.k.a. their viewers, to quit their jobs and stop spending money.
Posted by: Soothsayer
I'll bet they cut their noses off too!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2025 08:17 PM (cYBz/)
80 years ago the Republican loved gay men in girls locker rooms, and Republicans loved foreign invaders coming here and destroying their country. Republicans were also fond of communism 80 years ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 08:15 PM (j6HEL)
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Yeah. It's hard to imagine how they became so hardened to Pride Month....
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 08:17 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2025 08:15 PM (IBQGV)
I use brave on both phone and pc, pc is fine and the phone has the issues.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 08:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2025 08:15 PM (IBQGV)
Might be some ad or javascript hanging the site then.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 19, 2025 08:17 PM (/HDaX)
I was looking forward to reading the comments on the banking thread. But noooooo, shitstirrer shows up and derails the thread.
Posted by: fourseasons at August 19, 2025 08:17 PM (3ek7K)
Even a catlick priest won't issue an Absolution without a Confession. Right?
_________
That is usually the case. There is the rare instance of the General Absolution, given to those in imminent danger of death (e.g. soldiers). But even here, the absolved must be truly contrite and be resolved to confess at the earliest opportunity.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2025 08:18 PM (kkTda)
Even a catlick priest won't issue an Absolution without a Confession. Right?
But biden was handing out Presidential Absolutions like candy on Halloween.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 08:00 PM (j6HEL)
According to a Supreme Court decision, accepting a pardon is admitting guilt to the offense.
Practically speaking, this can't be true, as the pardon has been used several times to free people who have been exonerated by evidence discovered after a trial, bit I suppose the Court was just grasping at any excuse in that particular instance, as the case in question was a guy waiting to rejected a pardon that the rat bastard Wilson had bestowed upon him for the sole purpose of erasing his 5th Amendment rights against self-incrimination to force him to testify in another person's trial.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2025 08:18 PM (VSht7)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 08:10 PM (rbvCR)
There's always hope. Cats often have an inner dial that can change with time or a 'duty station' reserved for him or her. Recently my big fluffy boy cat, William T Sherman decided that he can sleep for a bit on the bed at night and be petted instead of reserving it to the female cat who they had been leaving it for this last decade or so. Another high strung cat I have also had his fear dial turned down with age and became a lap cat more.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 08:18 PM (8avO+)
Not too many nimrods.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 08:18 PM (cnokD)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2025 08:18 PM (dxWFK)
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 08:00 PM (fV+MH)
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Hard to say. They are one of the most vocal dogs.
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 08:15 PM (krQz2)
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And that's just the cheerleaders.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 08:19 PM (v2HLR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 08:16 PM (snZF9)
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They can become as bright as a 5-year-old human.
My Sammoyed always remembered where it lost its toys, despite what they say about dogs not having object permanency.
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 08:19 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: fourseasons at August 19, 2025 08:17 PM (3ek7K)
So, are you going *with* or *against* commenting at Scogg?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 19, 2025 08:20 PM (/HDaX)
So they're asking people without Jobs or Money, a.k.a. their viewers, to quit their jobs and stop spending money.
Posted by: Soothsayer
They are going to teach their followers to avoid following idiots.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 08:20 PM (8avO+)
Hadrian, I look forward to hearing if it helps.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2025 08:18 PM (dxWFK)
________
She's going to the doggie chiropractor on Thursday and we'll get a weight on her.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2025 08:21 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 08:14 PM (MGB5H)
Darn you! I had some dinner in my mouth when I read that and it nearly exited my nose!
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at August 19, 2025 08:21 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 08:21 PM (rbvCR)
Give em some kale. They'll leave you alone.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August
I actually put kale in Saijo’s food.lol.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 08:22 PM (pZEOD)
Dallas Cowboys Relieved To No Longer Be Gayest Team In League
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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 08:22 PM (L/fGl)
No matter how deeply you thought through your opinions, I assure that I know more.
I understand some of you resent my moral superiority but that's just another of your shortcomings.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2025 08:16 PM (3wi/L)
What's truly amazing about you is, whenever someone comes here claiming to know more about something than you do, you won't even stoop to calling them delusional.
That's how understanding and sympathetic you are.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 08:23 PM (cnokD)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2025 08:15 PM (IBQGV)
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Bold move, Cotton.
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 08:24 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 08:19 PM (krQz2)
My kitten Cassiopeia knew where the toad was when she couldn't see it under the love seat. What she was less clear on was what trouble I would be in when I lifted the love seat with one arm to show her nothing was there and she ran under it to get the toad and I was there trying to clear her and the toad out with the other hand.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 08:25 PM (8avO+)
Re: Tucker. My disappointment is profound will not be easily assuaged.
I first started having doubts when he began inviting the notorious pervert Glenn Greenwald on his Fox show.
The "just asking questions" thing is so lame. We know you know we know, so just drop the pretense, you're embarrassing yourself. Really.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 08:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at August 19, 2025 08:15 PM
Analysis: TRUE
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2025 08:25 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 08:20 PM (8avO+)
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It would be nice if the right people in my department took this to heart.
Also, not bad for job security.
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 08:26 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2025 08:26 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
Moi aussi
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 08:26 PM (L/fGl)
Re: Tucker. My disappointment is profound will not be easily assuaged.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Say it right:
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 08:27 PM (j6HEL)
I'm surrounded all day by douchbags, reprobates, idiots, and fartknockers.
__________
We microcephalics feel left out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2025 08:27 PM (kkTda)
Not too many nimrods.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 08:18 PM
No scallywags or Yankees?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2025 08:28 PM (0sNs1)
For those unaware...
"My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
https://is.gd/SgVi79
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 19, 2025 08:28 PM (j6HEL)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2025 08:28 PM (3wi/L)
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Sounds very un-Karl-Farbman-like.
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 08:28 PM (krQz2)
Not too many nimrods.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 08:18 PM (cnokD)
The etymology of "nimrod" is rather interesting. Nimrod was a biblical figure known to be a very skilled Hunter. Elmer Fudd showed up in a Bugs Bunny cartoon in hunter's regalia, so Bugs sarcastically referred to him as a great Nimrod. Most people seeing the cartoon did not catch the bublical reference and assumed Bugs was just using a mild general insult, asking to "doofus" or "coozergibbet," but thought it sounded fetch and started using it in daily conversation.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2025 08:29 PM (VSht7)
Muerte a los rojos! Viva Antarctica!
El Penguinissimo
Posted by: Paco at August 19, 2025 08:29 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2025 08:31 PM (0sNs1)
Not too many nimrods.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 08:18 PM
No scallywags or Yankees?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2025 08:28 PM (0sNs1)
Oh, we get plenty of the former, not too many of the latter.
That's part of the reason I moved out here.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 08:31 PM (cnokD)
Nimrod, from the Enigma Variations by Sir Edward Elgar ("Eddie E")
https://youtu.be/sUgoBb8m1eE?si=wk0j9veEtsvbfFba
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2025 08:32 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Accomack at August 19, 2025 08:32 PM (RBD82)
Thanks for the idea.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2025 08:09 PM (kkTda)
I had a nearly 20 year old cat that I used to give 1 oz bowls of whole milk late in life as a treat
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 08:33 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Do you ever give your dogs goat milk? I have not given Saijo buttermilk, but he loves frozen goat milk with blueberries in it.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 08:35 PM (pZEOD)
It is not good to teach alligators that humans are food trees.
Posted by: Persnickety at August 19, 2025 08:35 PM (jJdyX)
Fred@Grand_handsomer
So apparently in England the natives have decided to fuck with their local council governments by putting English flags all over the place. The councils have responded by taking them down and it’s devolved into an all out flag war lmao. The mad lads are going around in bucket trucks and putting them even higher. The best part about it is the politicians are furious but they literally can’t say why. The English are now removing Palestinian flags and replacing them with union jacks and the establishment just can’t figure out how to make it stop. This brings me so much joy lol. Irl trolling at its finest
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 08:36 PM (L/fGl)
My copy editor is going to suffer horribly tonight.
bublical= biblical
asking to= akin to
Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2025 08:37 PM (VSht7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 08:36 PM (L/fGl)
There was a previous mini insurrection when someone was putting up "white lives matter" on the poles.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 08:38 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 08:38 PM (rbvCR)
I saw a sign today that is funny. I'm not a good duster and now I have an excuse.
You come from dust
You will return to dust
Thats why I don't dust.
It could be someone I knew
Posted by: fourseasons at August 19, 2025 08:39 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Say it right:
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Posted by: Soothsayer
His shit is retarded. And gay.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 19, 2025 08:40 PM (Zr554)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 08:38 PM (rbvCR)
littering seems a stretch when they are firmly affixed to the lampposts
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 08:41 PM (8avO+)
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6m
🚨 BREAKING: The Texas Capitol grounds are now being EVACUATED due to an ACTIVE SH00TER threat, as Democrats protest the new U.S. House Maps
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 08:41 PM (AOsQT)
I first started having doubts when he began inviting the notorious pervert Glenn Greenwald on his Fox show.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 08:25 PM (RIvkX)
He lost me in the early stages of COVID, when he was freaking out about that like it was real, and required extraordinary antisocial behavior.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 19, 2025 08:42 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2025 08:18 PM (kkTda)
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A joke from the Spanish Civil War:
Q: What is the most dangerous land animal?
A: A Requete who has just come from Confession.
Requetes were Navarrese Catholic Militia who were very enthusiastic about killing Communists. They tended to fight to the last man, and one of their overrun positions in Teruel had "Remember: Every Communist You Kill Is One Day Less in Purgatory" written on the wall.
We need such men today.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 08:42 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 08:44 PM (L/fGl)
My Sammoyed always remembered where it lost its toys, despite what they say about dogs not having object permanency.
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2025 08:19 PM (krQz2)
Mine had a hideous intellect. It could outsmart my mother, or help her in ways it would never do for us. A few examples. One time me, my father, and my brother went away for a weekend. My mother had to take care of him. He didn't play fetch, he played keep, forget trying to get anything from him. Mom was hanging clothes on the line out one of the back windows, she dropped a clothes pin, the dog jumps onto the porch, picks it up, puts his paws on the window sill and hands her the clothespin through the window. If I dropped it he would turn it to sawdust. Then she had to take him for a walk, she says under her breath "where the hell is your leash". Dog vanishes, and comes back with the leash in his mouth and hands it to her. Never did that for any of us. My mother told us all this when we got home. She said it was like the dog was saying ok, I got to train this woman. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 08:44 PM (snZF9)
Fall is coming and I'm good with it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 08:44 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 08:38 PM (rbvCR)
littering seems a stretch when they are firmly affixed to the lampposts
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 08:41 PM (8avO+)
Sometimes cops will be beating a perp, and hurt their hand or whatever, and the perp gets charged with assaulting an officer.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 08:46 PM (q/UWX)
This time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 08:47 PM (4VUSN)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 19, 2025 08:42 PM (zYpTz)
I got suspicious when he was defending Hunter Biden. He was still on Fox News btw. Not it the wilderness.
Posted by: Bat Facts at August 19, 2025 08:47 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 08:44 PM
Odd, but you never see penguins doing that. They just projectile poop all over, and they happy foot it away.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2025 08:47 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2025 08:47 PM (g47mK)
I had a Lab mix that would regularly outsmart almost everybody I knew.
She was the most manipulative bitch I ever knew. And she was adorable.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2025 08:48 PM (Z1dZR)
Fall is coming and I'm good with it.
It almost hit 100 here today. For just about the 1st time this year.
You are in for another week or two of Summer before we really start to see things shift.
Though word is we are likely to have a wet and early Fall.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2025 08:49 PM (Z1dZR)
Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2025 08:49 PM (GITLP)
This time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 08:47 PM (4VUSN)
Interviewed a Palestinian nun. Appears to be sympathetic to Hamas.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 08:49 PM (q/UWX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 08:50 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 08:44 PM (viF8m)
Up here, Winter is coming. And I’m good with it.
I even wore slippers with my t shirt and shorts.
Posted by: RI Red at August 19, 2025 08:50 PM (JK1W1)
She was the most manipulative bitch I ever knew. And she was adorable.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2025 08:48 PM (Z1dZR)
__________
Borzoi boys are happy-go-lucky goofs who don't have two brain cells to rub together.
Borzoi girls are manipulative bitches and will steal your watch, wallet and phone without you even knowing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2025 08:50 PM (kkTda)
Borzoi girls are manipulative bitches and will steal your watch, wallet and phone without you even knowing.
==
huh, interesting
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2025 08:52 PM (g47mK)
So they're asking people without Jobs or Money, a.k.a. their viewers, to quit their jobs and stop spending money.
Posted by: Soothsayer
They are going to teach their followers to avoid following idiots.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2025 08:20 PM (8avO+)
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They've tried this at least three times. There was the one were all illegals would stay home and tank the economy, then the one where no one would shop at all, tanking the economy and another black-based one that would tank the economy.
None of them worked, but they made social media obsessives think they were doing important things.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 08:53 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 19, 2025 08:53 PM (kUxzU)
Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2025 08:49 PM (GITLP)
Undoubtedly because any number of other advocacy groups, including those advocating for Christian and conservative groups, were told they cannot be allowed to sully the good name of the NFL. By wearing armbands and shoelaces with icky things like crosses on them.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 08:54 PM (q/UWX)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 08:54 PM (4VUSN)
We had a ton of rail this Spring. My yard and the surrounding conservation land looks like a jungle.
I'm looking forward to a beautiful Fall foliage season but the leaf racking this year is not going to be pleasant.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 08:55 PM (viF8m)
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
ICE just rescued 27 victims, including 10 children from an illegal alien-run human trafficking ring in Nebraska.
- Victims were kept in cockroach-infested rooms in disgusting conditions
- Children and adults were s*x trafficked
- Five illegal aliens charged
- Law enforcement seized more than $565k in cash and illicit drugs
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 08:56 PM (L/fGl)
https://is.gd/2TS1mb
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 19, 2025 08:50 PM (L/fGl)
Well, it's a Marine tank and lets face it, they can't count very well.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 08:56 PM (2WIwB)
I do not miss that portion of the year.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2025 08:57 PM (Z1dZR)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 08:49 PM (q/UWX)
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The relationship between Middle East Christians and Israel is very complicated.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: man at August 19, 2025 08:58 PM (wuGgM)
Posted by: The Klu Klux Klan at August 19, 2025 08:59 PM (09N0i)
I even wore slippers with my t shirt and shorts.
If you get a break from gas duty come join Elvis and me and we'll burn some wood and have a few cocktails.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 08:59 PM (viF8m)
In the "There, I Fixed It" department, I fixed a flat tire on one of the yard cars. Poor old weather-checked snow eagle, long past its "best-before" date, was leaking profusely from a sidewall crack. So I found a tube, that miraculously held air, and stuck it in the porous tire. No leaks. It is now proudly upholding the right rear corner of the '49 Ford sedan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2025 09:00 PM (F6+9F)
Posted by: PG at August 19, 2025 09:00 PM (gQbO4)
Well, there goes Lime-Green Dildo Giveaway Day...
Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2025 09:01 PM (8pCF2)
Goldens are insanely large birds.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2025 07:44 PM (Z1dZR)
I came within scant yards of killing an adult antelope with my Suburban today, a scant mile south of my house.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2025 09:02 PM (F6+9F)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 09:03 PM (q/UWX)
Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2025 09:01 PM (8pCF2)
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If the WNBA was smart, they'd sell licensed green dildos.
"Official Dildo of the WNBA."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 09:03 PM (ZOv7s)
"They do, Jill. They do. Let's look at the starting lineup for the Fever."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 09:04 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2025 09:02 PM (F6+9F)
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I've gone hunting with a SMLE, .357 Magnum and a .44 Magnum, but my most effective weapon was a Buick Skylark.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 09:05 PM (ZOv7s)
'the leaf racking this year is not going to be pleasant.
I do not miss that portion of the year.'
Anymore I just out the bag attachment on and mow them all up.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2025 09:06 PM (3wi/L)
Pocket boobies are the normal part of marsupial reproduction.
The pair of uteri--so they can always be pregnant--are weirder.
The triple vagina--two inputs, one output--and the matching dual-headed penis on the males, is the genuinely weird part.
Posted by: mikeski doesn't want to know this but does at August 19, 2025 09:07 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2025 09:02 PM (F6+9F)
Saw a rather large buck as I was leaving work today. I guess I scared him, which is silly. He had a full rack, could have killed me just by running into me.
Oh well, I'm smarter than he is. More or less.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 09:07 PM (q/UWX)
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine
Posted by: Men without hats at August 19, 2025 08:01 PM (vFG9F)
Never leave your friend's behind.
Posted by: Pete Bootygag at August 19, 2025 09:07 PM (F6+9F)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 08:49 PM (q/UWX)
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The relationship between Middle East Christians and Israel is very complicated.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)
Just in case you were of the mistaken belief that the nun had any credibility, she is George Stephanopoulos's sister.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2025 09:07 PM (VSht7)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2025 08:49 PM (q/UWX)
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The relationship between Middle East Christians and Israel is very complicated.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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The concept of a Palestinian Christian is beyond me.
_Bomb Syria save the Druze
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 09:08 PM (4VUSN)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2025 09:07 PM (VSht7)
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So I heard, but my statement stands.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 09:08 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2025 09:07 PM (VSht7)
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So I heard, but my statement stands.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 09:08 PM (ZOv7s)
The nun has a mustache. I repeat, the nun has a mustache.
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2025 09:09 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: If Anybody Has Extra at August 19, 2025 09:10 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2025 09:07 PM (VSht7)
Is she a midget too?
Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2025 09:10 PM (i0F8b)
_Bomb Syria save the Druze
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 09:08 PM (4VUSN)
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They've been there since the time of Christ. Our media uses the term "Arab Christian" to make you think they came in with the Muslims - which is absurd. Or that they are Arabs who converted to Christianity, which is also absurd since it carries a sentence of death.
The Christians in the Middle East retreated into fortified communities and cut deals for protection as needed. They often made common cause with the Druze, who are regarded as heretics.
Ancient feuds but also ancient alliances that defy simple us/them analysis.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 09:11 PM (ZOv7s)
Moody Blues' Go Meow
Elvis's It's Meow or Never
Beatles' She Loves Mew (Meow Meow Meow)
Zappa's Mew Didn't Try To Call Me
Ray Charles's Mouse Around
and
Box Tops' The Litter
Posted by: Onyxia Panthera at August 19, 2025 09:12 PM (xXY7/)
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2025 09:09 PM (g47mK)
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So....Greek?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 09:12 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 09:12 PM (ZOv7s)
Bingo !
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2025 09:12 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Does that on my iPhone all the time. Might take ten minutes to load, if I have the patience.
No trouble on laptop, ever. I use Brave browser on both. I figure it's just my old phone.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
If it's an iPhone, it's not really "the Brave browser." Apple won't let other browsers into their ecosystem, so all the others--Brave, Opera, Firefox, whatever--are still Safari code wearing a skinsuit.
That said, I use Brave on my phone, just so I have Safari for javascript-required sites, and "Brave" Safari with javascript always turned off.
That said^2, there's something here that is forcing a near-immediate refresh on the main page, even with javascript off. The easiest way to the comments is to let it load halfway and hit the "x" on the address bar to stop it. The "acecomments" pages are fine once I get to them.
Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 09:13 PM (DgGvY)
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine
Posted by: Men without hats at August 19, 2025 08:01 PM (vFG9F)
Never leave your friend's behind.
Posted by: Pete Bootygag at August 19, 2025 09:07 PM (F6+9F)
This reminds me, I have to develop my song, "Everybody Hates the Way I Dance"
🎵It used to be my movements
Would make folks point and laugh
But these days my gyrations
Make them want to kick my ass
Everybody hates the way I dance (dance, dance, dance)🎶
Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2025 09:13 PM (VSht7)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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OK. Bomb the Muslims, save the rest.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 09:13 PM (4VUSN)
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2025 09:14 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 19, 2025 08:14 PM (/HDaX)
It loads just fine for me using Brave running in Linux Mint 22. You have to remember, Apple and Microsoft are in bed with the advertisers.
And Ace, if you are reading this, I would be happy to send you some simoleons, but it will have to be via some vehicle other than PayPal. Could you get a P.O. box at MailboxesR-us so I could send a check?
Posted by: Pete Bootygag at August 19, 2025 09:15 PM (F6+9F)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 09:13 PM (4VUSN)
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Funny how we always look for "moderate Muslims" rather than arm the Christians who are right there.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Somewhere South ofI-80 at August 19, 2025 09:17 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2025 09:14 PM (g47mK)
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Are those the non-cloistered pear-shaped ones who push liberal causes? Bun nuns on a bus?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 09:18 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 09:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 09:20 PM (4VUSN)
Not too many nimrods.
Posted by: BurtTC
Mostly dickweeds and numbskulls here. And one knucklehead in the governor's office.
Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 09:20 PM (DgGvY)
She was the most manipulative bitch I ever knew. And she was adorable.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2025 08:48 PM (Z1dZR)
When my dog was younger he liked to pull socks out of the laundry basket while my mother was folding socks and wasn't looking at him. She would eventually catch him. Then...he changed his plan. He would pull a couple out, leave one on the floor as bait so my mother would find it thinking ok, its over. Um..no. He would move a good distance away from the basket, keep one between his paws to play with while laying like the sphinx. If she looked over at him he would put his paws together and cover it so she couldn't see. He was sneaky.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 09:21 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 09:13 PM (DgGvY)
I'll try that next time I try opening with phone. Safari gets stuck in an endless refresh and crash cycle.
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Middle East Christians have been corrupted by having to exist under muzzie domination for centuries. The general sleaze of islam rubbed off onto them.
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Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 19, 2025 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)
Yeah, the ones in africa or the ME better start adopting a crusader mentality.
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_Bomb Syria save the Druze
Posted by: Braenyard
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Served with one in the U.S. Army. Nice guy. He was officially Stateless. Carried an ID card issued by the UN.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2025 09:28 PM (XeU6L)
It is not good to teach alligators that humans are food trees.
Posted by: Persnickety
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C'mon.
Not like he is doing it at Disney.
It's Busch Gardens.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 19, 2025 09:29 PM (/lPRQ)
The Chinese recognize the immense popularity of the panda in the west. The Chinese never cared about pandas for hundreds if not thousands of years. It was not until the west saw them that their popularity exploded, and the Chinese said ‘hey, we might have something here.’
The panda is an evolutionary dead end. It’s got a carnivore’s body and nutritious requirements, but it has adapted (barely) to surviving on a herbivore diet. It’s theorized that pandas were out-competed by better carnivores, and had to retreat way up into the mountains where the only reliable source of food was bamboo.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 19, 2025 09:31 PM (aeiyZ)
I want a baby elephant. It was one of my first Christmas gifts, as there are photos of her under the tree. Oddly, also an ostrich that was bigger than me.
Instead of a baby elephant we will soon have a baby granddaughter! There is some babysitting in my near future. Possibly a night shift to help the spoiled parents. Soon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 19, 2025 09:32 PM (6PCLE)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade
Imagine a raccoon that can only eat leeks.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 19, 2025 09:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Not too many nimrods.
Posted by: BurtTC
Mostly dickweeds and numbskulls here. And one knucklehead in the governor's office.
Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 09:20 PM (DgGvY)
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Hey, don’t talk like that about the AoS commenters!
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 19, 2025 09:33 PM (aeiyZ)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at August 19, 2025 09:33 PM (Da7Vv)
Not too many nimrods.
Posted by: BurtTC
Mostly dickweeds and numbskulls here. And one knucklehead in the governor's office.
Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 09:20 PM (DgGvY)
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Hey, don’t talk like that about the AoS commenters!
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 19, 2025 09:33 PM (aeiyZ
I just assumed I was one of the nimrods.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 09:34 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 09:34 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Don Black
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There seems to be a pattern of loons losing their shit when not in power.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 19, 2025 09:35 PM (/lPRQ)
Not too many nimrods.
Posted by: BurtTC
Mostly dickweeds and numbskulls here. And one knucklehead in the governor's office.
Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 09:20 PM (DgGvY)
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Hey, don’t talk like that about the AoS commenters!
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 19, 2025 09:33 PM (aeiyZ
I just assumed I was one of the nimrods.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 09:34 PM (MGB5H)
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I might be a douchebag. I’m not a fartknocker or dickweed.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 19, 2025 09:35 PM (aeiyZ)
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Caused me to see what predators there are in China. Ran across this:
Golden Snub-nosed Monkey: Although primarily frugivorous, they may hunt small insects and birds.
'Frugivorous' was new to me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2025 09:36 PM (XeU6L)
Not too many nimrods.
Posted by: BurtTC
Mostly dickweeds and numbskulls here. And one knucklehead in the governor's office.
Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 09:20 PM (DgGvY)
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Hey, don’t talk like that about the AoS commenters!
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 19, 2025 09:33 PM (aeiyZ
I just assumed I was one of the nimrods.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 09:34 PM (MGB5H)
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I might be a douchebag. I’m not a fartknocker or dickweed.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade
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You can never have too many nimrods.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 19, 2025 09:37 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at August 19, 2025 09:33 PM (Da7Vv)
As long as you have hives, collect the honey. Oh, wait....
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2025 09:38 PM (2nGGW)
Posted by: An Observation
Try Ensure Clear. 8 grams of protein, it's clear/pinkish-reddish like a fruit punch. Mixed fruit flavor.
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Because of the high wind.
More lift.
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Get behind me Satan!
You won't seduce me with yer colorful icons and emoji. Go to the darkness that is prepared for you!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 09:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade
Being big enough that they don't have predators is most of it. Cubs and juveniles get picked off by leopards and such, but the adults are safe.
Wiki: "[...] Baylisascaris schroederi, a parasitic nematode known to infect giant panda intestines. This nematode species is known to give pandas baylisascariasis, a deadly disease that kills more wild pandas than any other cause."
Sort of like how the most dangerous animal to human beings is the mosquito.
Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 09:40 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: rickb223
Gainer 8000.
You'll bulk up like Cartman in no time.
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Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 09:40 PM
Well that and rampaging triggleypuffs.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2025 09:42 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2025 09:36 PM (XeU6L)
Apparently eating soft fruit as a diet. Had me worried for a moment, there.
Posted by: Pete Bootygag at August 19, 2025 09:42 PM (2nGGW)
I guess it is a matter of what you think is going to be good for you and increase your calories.
You might ask some body builders what they use to increase their calories, it seems to work and they are focused on that sort of thing. I always liked whey powder and Greek yogurt to add to canned fruit to make smoothies. It is what Ensure tries to be, but without the extra ingredients.
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Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 09:40 PM
Well that and rampaging triggleypuffs.
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Redheads.
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You, friend, are most likely having an allergic reaction to E120, it’s a food dye from insects.
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But that's fun dangerous.
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Posted by: Piper
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I tried to tell you.
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Umpire bats evolved from Lousiville sluggers.
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Posted by: An Observation
The main ingredients of Ensure ate milk and soy.
Are you allergic to either?
You should eat beef, beef broth, mushy beef, etc.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at August 19, 2025 09:48 PM (MtA6K)
Yes, I've been taking Gold Standard Whey Protein, as advised by some trainers I know. I have been very happy with that.
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Hey Ms Nutritionist. Can you explain why for the past 30 years if I get the RDA of Niacin in any sort of supplement I get really nauseated? I do not usually throw up. If it is a lower amount, I am all right.
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Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 09:52 PM (zZu0s)
Are you allergic to either?
I have the mutation that allows me to drink Milk as an adult. The soy is bad for males in general acting like estrogen in the male body. I also like the comment on the dye.
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Posted by: Aetius451AD
Too much B3 can cause gastric upset- you are probably overdoing it with what you are eating and then supplementing on top of that, but I am not a doctor so you need to ask them for real meadical advice.
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