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Illegal Alien, Previously Convicted of DUI, and Who's Current Grift is Doxxing ICE Agents on TikTok, Is Arrested and Will be Deported
She apparently speaks no English whatsoever and yet has worked enough in America to buy a Tesal.
TikTok influencer Tatiana Martinez was arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents while she was shooting a livestream from her car on Friday. Video of the encounter went viral after taking place, where agents could be seen forcibly removing Martinez from her car. Martinez was known for alerting protesters when ICE operations were underway in California.
Her TikTok account, @tatianamartinez_02, which boasts over 30,000 followers, was centered around helping protesters "disrupt, harass and disrespect ICE and law enforcement officers in California," according to independent journalist Hernando Arce, who posted the videos to X. A statement from Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin to The Post Millennial confirmed, "On August 15, ICE arrested Leidy Tatiana Mafla-Martinez, a criminal illegal alien from Colombia who was convicted for driving under the influence in Los Angeles. This criminal illegal alien entered the country in 2022 and was RELEASED by the Biden administration. During her arrest, Martinez claimed to experience shortness of breath. She was given proper medical treatment and will be held in ICE custody pending removal proceedings." ...
"During the arrest, an individual unlawfully towed a government police vehicle. He mocked and videotaped ICE officers chasing after him. Secretary Noem has been clear: Anyone who seeks to impede law enforcement will be found and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."
Note that she apparently speaks no English at all. She keeps saying "espera," or "wait" in Spanish. She doesn't even know the word "wait" in English. It's not a hard one. Even better: They dragged her out of her Tesla mid-TikTok.
BREAKING - Tatiana Martinez, an illegal residing in LA who built a career on social media by doxxing ICE agents and directing her followers to harass them and disrupt their arrests, has now been arrested herself. pic.twitter.com/1o9Paq6A1H
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) August 16, 2025
Tatiana Martinez's last video before she was pulled screaming from her Tesla and her wig flew off. I have no idea what she is saying because she apparently doesn't speak a word of English. pic.twitter.com/ElWRhxYbw5
— Kim "Katie" USA (@KimKatieUSA) August 16, 2025
Tatiana Martinez’s last video before ICE took her into costudy in downtown Los Angeles.
— Sarah Sansoni (@sarahsansoni) August 16, 2025
She grew her TikTok to 30k and would often share videos telling protestors and rioters where ICE agents would be. They pulled her from the Tesla she is in this video. pic.twitter.com/X7zQmBKvAk
I Meme Therefore I AmThis is a very important step. We've seen a lot of illegal aliens seeking out the spotlight to subvert American politics by demanding citizenship. These illegal aliens have previously been protected from arrest by leftwing officials who have apparently decided that if you smear yourself in leftist revolutionary politics, you are immunized from arrest and deportation. Trump and Noem are making it clear: Your extremist revolutionary politics will not protect you. You will not be able to claim "But Muh First Amendment." Political speech does not immunize you from the consequences of your non-speech criminal acts, and it's about time we acted that way. Certainly no right-winger would be protected from prosecution based on just having a blog or political X account. In fact, Biden's DOJ prosecuted Douglas Mackey for posting that you can vote (for Hillary) via text. This obvious joke -- and obviously a true exertion of First Amendment rights -- not only didn't provide immunity for Mackey, but actually served as the basis for imprisoning him. Related: A "Tennessee man" sexually assaulted a dying and unconscious woman.
@ImMeme0 UPDATE: Leidy Tatiana Mafla-Martinez is a CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIEN from Colombia convicted of DUI in Los Angeles. She entered the country in 2022 and was RELEASED by the Biden administration. Here is Mafla-Martinez before her arrest responding to people who criticized her for being able to buy a Tesla. She claimed she bought the car with money she earned from her hard work just two years ago. But what kind of work could she have had as an ILLEGAL ALIEN that allowed her to save enough for a brand-new Tesla in less than a year? Many Americans and immigrants I know, myself included, have been working for years and still can't afford one.
A man named Mohamed Mohamed now faces charges in Tennessee for repeatedly sexually assaulting a woman who was dying in front of a church. The media deceptively identified him as "a Tennessee man."Importing millions of third-world scumbags means importing the criminality and dysfunction and endless violence of third world scumbags.
Advertisement People Magazine reported on the disturbing story on August 15, admitting the criminal was named Mohamed Mohamed but also referred to him just as a "Tennessee man," as if he were a random American whose motive was entirely shrouded in mystery. In Islamic sacred texts, rape is not only condoned, it is in some circumstances actively encouraged -- including against non-Muslims. The victim had not been identified as of the time People published its story, since she did not have an ID on her at the time of her unfortunate death. The outlet noted that the woman displayed irregular behavior before stopping in front of a "house of worship" on Nolensville Pike in Nashville, based on surveillance footage reviewed by police. Mohamed approaches the woman on the steps and begins touching her. The woman tried to ward Mohamed off but ultimately lost consciousness. Mohamed then repeatedly sexually assaulted her and is charged with four counts of rape. A Fire Department crew was driving past the church building when they saw Mohamed engaged in raping the woman.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: DanMan at August 18, 2025 05:59 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2025 06:00 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: dantesed at August 18, 2025 06:00 PM (Oy/m2)
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Posted by: Tonypete at August 18, 2025 06:01 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: fd at August 18, 2025 06:01 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2025 06:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2025 06:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 06:03 PM (ppG5b)
Posted by: fd at August 18, 2025 06:03 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2025 06:03 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2025 06:03 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 06:03 PM (krQz2)
Her total English vocabulary.
Wonder why we're being overtaken with illegals who have no concept of American values?
Up there.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2025 06:03 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 18, 2025 06:03 PM (Dv3i1)
Oh wait - I never go anyway. Much of every blue city in TN is leaning hard into shitholishness. From what I hear, much of EVERY blue city is the same.
I wonder what the common factors are. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at August 18, 2025 06:03 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: fourseasons at August 18, 2025 06:03 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2025 06:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Practical Paddy at August 18, 2025 06:04 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 18, 2025 06:04 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 18, 2025 06:04 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: huerfano at August 18, 2025 06:05 PM (98kQX)
There are a LOT of men out there more than willing to be sugar daddies, even for mid or even lower-mid girls. And there are a LOT of stronk empowered women more than willing to get one their knees for a Tesla.
Oh, and that vid of the cops dragging this rancid toxicunt out of the car? It moved.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 18, 2025 06:05 PM (DODe4)
Posted by: Random PJ at August 18, 2025 06:05 PM (RRCAT)
Posted by: fourseasons at August 18, 2025 06:03 PM (3ek7K)
She only cleans them under the overpass and she don't use a scrub brush.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2025 06:05 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2025 06:00 PM (Q4IgG)"
So did I!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 06:05 PM (ppG5b)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 06:05 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: dantesed at August 18, 2025 06:06 PM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 18, 2025 06:06 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: Chris Van Hollen, planning another trip at August 18, 2025 06:06 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Practical Paddy
Allahu akbar
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Posted by: gKWVE at August 18, 2025 06:06 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 18, 2025 06:06 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.2% at August 18, 2025 06:06 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 18, 2025 06:07 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: Shaniqua De La Wong at August 18, 2025 06:07 PM (8uzBS)
Yup, someone paid for that car... which under USC 1324 Aiding and abetting, helped her stay in the US by giving financial assistance...
Which is, a Felony.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2025 06:07 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 06:07 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: redchief at August 18, 2025 06:07 PM (qfTYD)
Posted by: huerfano at August 18, 2025 06:05 PM (98kQX) "
Lots more! Lots and lots!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 06:07 PM (ppG5b)
Leave the wig, take the señora.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 06:08 PM (i24o9)
LOL. Just shake it off, would ya?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2025 06:08 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 06:08 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 06:08 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2025 06:08 PM (TN0g+)
It's stupid insecure toxica shit.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2025 06:09 PM (tlI68)
I guess she really wigged out!
Re: the cultural enricher known as "Tennessee Man".
Mohammed quotient:
[x] achieved
[ ] not achieved
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 18, 2025 06:09 PM (144I4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2025 06:09 PM (u82oZ)
So she's a triple minority, eh? - a black hispanic woman
Posted by: the lower depths at August 18, 2025 06:09 PM (+b4rY)
I wonder if Elon has a Battery Pack Instant Immolation Code installed into every Tesla. That would be high-larious.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 18, 2025 06:09 PM (y9nCu)
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We could tell you stories...
Posted by: The Goats at August 18, 2025 06:09 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 18, 2025 06:09 PM (RGFPn)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 06:09 PM (ppG5b)
Had a driver that was paying for his Tesla with Uber gigs.
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 06:09 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: 496 at August 18, 2025 06:10 PM (A/QNE)
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2025 06:11 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: The Goats at August 18, 2025 06:09 PM (TN0g+)
What are you doing in THIS village? We told you to go to the other village!
Posted by: the ayatollah of assahola at August 18, 2025 06:11 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2025 06:11 PM (zmF9y)
A man so nice they named him twice!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 18, 2025 06:11 PM (RGFPn)
Posted by: That Guy at August 18, 2025 06:11 PM (GmDse)
Posted by: man at August 18, 2025 06:11 PM (kFKT9)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2025 06:11 PM (zmF9y)
Nailed it in one.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 06:11 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Mohamed Mohamed at August 18, 2025 06:12 PM (E0p3T)
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We could tell you stories...
Posted by: The Goats at August 18, 2025 06:09 PM (TN0g+)
Feh!
Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at August 18, 2025 06:12 PM (5+Y60)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 18, 2025 06:12 PM (PiwSw)
well real sumfin anyway.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 06:12 PM (ppG5b)
Speaking of which, at gizmodo: "Scientists Confirm What Every Beachgoer Secretly Fears About Seabirds"
tl;dr: They're trying to fly up your butt.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at August 18, 2025 06:13 PM (8mLBT)
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 06:13 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: fd at August 18, 2025 06:03 PM (vFG9F)
She said she bought it two years ago, not with donations but from the sweat of her brow because she works hard. she says that she works three jobs and is not happy that people says she is begging by ticktok she does ticktock because she likes it and she likes people, but people keep giving her crap about it.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2025 06:13 PM (rbvCR)
Over time I've realized I've been lied to many, many times.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 18, 2025 06:13 PM (wBaIH)
That you and I were sent by Mo
Then strike a match and you will blow
Hernando's Hide away, olé
Posted by: Oglebay at August 18, 2025 06:13 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 06:13 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 18, 2025 06:13 PM (u73oe)
She doesn't even know the word "wait" in English.
It's not a hard one.
The colonizer only speaks the native language of she chooses to. The colonized are not worthy of her respect or attention. They are simply 'the other', and as the inferior must learn her language and culture if we want to co-exist.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 18, 2025 06:14 PM (6ydKt)
So she's a triple minority, eh? - a black hispanic woman
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Not necessarily....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2025 06:14 PM (Q4IgG)
tl;dr: They're trying to fly up your butt.
Posted by: Apply gp
That's why you gotta work on those glutes.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 18, 2025 06:14 PM (gKWVE)
Whatever happened to the good ole boys giving people like this a Tennessee River Ride.
Posted by: That Guy at August 18, 2025 06:14 PM (GmDse)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2025 06:14 PM (zmF9y)
Posted by: dantesed at August 18, 2025 06:00 PM (Oy/m2)
Shit you decorate a tree with.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 18, 2025 06:14 PM (5+Y60)
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2025 06:14 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: man at August 18, 2025 06:14 PM (tubbA)
_____
Señora, we searched your Tesla, does this green dildo belong to you?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 18, 2025 06:15 PM (Dv3i1)
I bet, if her insta is still up, go to the bio, there'll be a link, that'll take you, one or two clicks to her OF.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2025 06:15 PM (tlI68)
75 > "Her wig flew off when she was arrested"
So she's a triple minority, eh? - a black hispanic woman
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Not necessarily....
Handicapped left handed, black, trans with a lisp.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2025 06:15 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: 496 at August 18, 2025 06:10 PM (A/QNE) "
I liked Yortek and Horhay better, they were funny sometimes
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 06:15 PM (ppG5b)
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 06:15 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2025 06:15 PM (daZd4)
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Here's something pretty sinister: Two Muslim parents probably killed their daughter over her Americanized conduct.
The judge forbade the prosecution from bringing in information about "honor killing" in Muslim culture. No expert testimony, nothing. They got off. Because the prosecutors were forced not to provide the most likely motive for the murder.
Documentation on "honor killing" was considered not only biasing but a conspiratorial slur on Muslim culture.
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 06:15 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 18, 2025 06:16 PM (DODe4)
LOL!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 06:09 PM (ppG5b)
LOL! (twice!)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 18, 2025 06:16 PM (uxAXv)
Posted by: man at August 18, 2025 06:16 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2025 06:14 PM (zmF9y)
Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2025 06:16 PM (gKDq2)
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It's not so much that as it is that they will do anything. ANYTHING
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2025 06:16 PM (E0p3T)
The Columbian chick, when she gets to Bogota, can start an OnlyFans page. She can then spout off revolutionary propaganda while naked in a lesbian romp.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 18, 2025 06:16 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: DanMan at August 18, 2025 06:16 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Deport Them All at August 18, 2025 06:17 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 18, 2025 06:16 PM (DODe4)
Assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 18, 2025 06:17 PM (5+Y60)
Honey, those girls grew that hair the old fashioned way. They are blonde because they were born that way, not Rhianna's purchased blonde hair.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:17 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 18, 2025 06:17 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 06:17 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 06:13 PM (EYmYM) "
I think it's called "Deguello" ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 06:17 PM (ppG5b)
Look, it is not hard to work in the US if you don't speak English. Mostly what happens is you work for supervisors who are also Spanish speakers and everything is done in Spanish. The owners don't get involved besides the finances and dealing with the customers.
It is a form of ghettoization, but the employers don't care, the managers prefer it, and the state turns a blind eye. Some states try to do something about it, but it is pretty much balling up tiny fists and making faces to make everyone comply
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2025 06:18 PM (rbvCR)
So- people went to jail because they walked on a sidewalk in front of an abortion clinic. That means this piece of shit will also be charged with a hate crime- right? He’s clearly Muslim and his crime took place on church property.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2025 06:18 PM (woOQT)
Posted by: gKWVE at August 18, 2025 06:18 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 06:13 PM (EYmYM) "
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FAFO and chit.
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 06:18 PM (krQz2)
But as I'd like to see the problem actually solved and not just mitigated (possibly temporarily), perp walks of employers, for felony charges, are what I'm looking for.
Check all the ICE and DHS and related stuff constantly, numb to the rap sheets of the criminals being deported.
The most important part of the magnet hasn't as yet been touched.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2025 06:18 PM (U/Byj)
Honey, those girls grew that hair the old fashioned way. They are blonde because they were born that way, not Rhianna's purchased blonde hair.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:17 PM (dfIr7)
They weren't talking about a harvest?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 06:18 PM (i24o9)
Oh cripes, I hope not! Hands off my precious subtitles!
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at August 18, 2025 06:18 PM (8mLBT)
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It's not so much that as it is that they will do anything. ANYTHING
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I had a Columbian male tell me when speaking about his neice "Be careful, Columbian women lie...a lot!"
Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2025 06:18 PM (TN0g+)
How did she afford a Tesla? I'll bet anyone on here dollars to donuts that nasty skank has an OnlyFans page. Why anyone would want to see that thing with fewer clothes on is beyond me, but I guess some dudes would fuck a fencepost if you drew a pussy on it.
Posted by: ballistic at August 18, 2025 06:19 PM (5aZAZ)
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It's not so much that as it is that they will do anything. ANYTHING
Posted by: ... at August 18, 2025 06:16 PM (E0p3T
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So you're saying she'll make me a sammich?
Posted by: Polka will never die at August 18, 2025 06:19 PM (uxAXv)
And she is not to be confused with Critical Drinker's imaginary girlfriend.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2025 06:19 PM (daZd4)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 06:19 PM (ppG5b)
1) A guy towed off an ice vehicle? Stupid, but also lol. Animal House.
2) Raping a dying woman on the steps of a church. Wow. Can we just execute him?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 18, 2025 06:20 PM (8qjIW)
The best part was her wig getting caught on the door of her car (I think? I watched it twice), as she was hauled out on her arse.
She's been in this country for 2yrs and can't speak English. Fine. I only remember one sentence from a year of Spanish and as she jabbered and screamed I'd ask if she wanted a cup of coffee in a cafe to answer her. I am mean this way. I mock because I breathe.
I used to sort of glare, not full glare but a little, at the yabbering espanol in stores pre-covid aka when I stopped going to these stores. It purely irritated the crap out of me. I did excuse some Italians, whom I presume were tourists, who went in and out if Italian but at least knew English. Now if I heard espanol I'd probably call ICE. I'd call ICE so much they'd block my number.
In France I tried to speak the little French I knew. I was only there weeks at a time on every visit, but at least I tried to behave.
This is an invasion of the wighatted, false fingernail and eyelash dimwits. To lower our IQ by breeding, I guess. Nothing good from this. Adios!
DEPORT THEM ALL!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 18, 2025 06:20 PM (6PCLE)
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 06:20 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Deport Them All at August 18, 2025 06:17 PM (R/m4+)
She'll be back just in time for the fall semester. Would have sucked if she had to give up all that grant money. Poor dear.
Imagine going through life looking like a pig's clacker-bag after meeting the business side of two bricks, and then on top of that having to suffer such an indignity.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2025 06:20 PM (zmF9y)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 06:20 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 18, 2025 06:20 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 18, 2025 06:20 PM (/6GbT)
https://tinyurl.com/37687n7v
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:20 PM (dfIr7)
When did it become mandatory to put every diacritical mark in Hispanic names? Tildes I can understand but now accent marks are everywhere.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 06:21 PM (kkTda)
"Tennesse Woman, Mississippi Man"
We get together whenever we can.
Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2025 06:21 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2025 06:21 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at August 18, 2025 06:21 PM (8mLBT)
Posted by: Shaniqua De La Wong at August 18, 2025 06:21 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 18, 2025 06:21 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2025 06:19 PM (daZd4)
If I was home I'd link the parody cover of Betty Davis eyes, Marty Feldman Eyes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 18, 2025 06:21 PM (8qjIW)
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 18, 2025 06:21 PM (0aYVJ)
Lobbyists from Big Punctuation.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at August 18, 2025 06:21 PM (8mLBT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2025 06:19 PM (daZd4)
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If I was home I'd link the parody cover of Betty Davis eyes, Marty Feldman Eyes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 18, 2025 06:21 PM (8qjIW)
Sammy Davis Eye.
Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2025 06:23 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 06:23 PM (dO7us)
Honey, those girls grew that hair the old fashioned way. They are blonde because they were born that way, not Rhianna's purchased blonde hair.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:17 PM (dfIr7)
If my years of interacting with sorority girls back in the day is any guide, most of them aren't natural blonds, but the idea that any of them are wearing a wig is stone-cold retarded. Does black girl on Twitter not know that white people hair is, uh, not the same as black people hair? Does she think that any of those girls could grow an afro if they just grew their natural hair out? How fucking stupid do you have to be?
Posted by: ballistic at August 18, 2025 06:23 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: the dandy at August 18, 2025 06:23 PM (8l8nW)
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I think this fellow accounted for all the rapes committed by non-migrants in all of Norway.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 18, 2025 06:23 PM (Dv3i1)
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I found, there's no money in Uber driving people. Even if you target surge areas b/c traffic, and that they are going out, time lost will not equal the 2+ regular fares you could've picked.
You can pull $1k a week on UberEats working 4-11pm. But you're gonna put a shitload of miles on the car. I didn't run the standard deduction but I still feel like, long-term, it's barely above break-even.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2025 06:24 PM (tlI68)
Over time I've realized I've been lied to many, many times.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 18, 2025 06:13 PM (wBaIH)
depends, some are breath taking, others not so much. Depends on genetics, just like in Seattle or Orlando.
I saw some lovely Venezuelan ladies, but I am told the further up-country you go, the crazier they are.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2025 06:24 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 18, 2025 06:16 PM (DODe4)
She's just doing the jobs (crimes) that Americans won't do.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 18, 2025 06:24 PM (S/Y4j)
Just did squirrel corpse disposal.
Situational awareness is your friend.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.2% at August 18, 2025 06:24 PM (jvJvP)
We get together whenever we can"
That's it. Thanks. The rest of y'all - my lawn. Offahit.
Posted by: man at August 18, 2025 06:24 PM (tubbA)
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>>8m
🚨 BREAKING: Pam Bondi and Kash Patel have just appointed Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey as CO-DEPUTY DIRECTOR of the FBI, alongside Dan Bongino, per Fox.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 06:24 PM (viF8m)
Lobbyists from Big Punctuation.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at August 18, 2025 06:21 PM (8mLBT)
I thought it was made a racist hate crime not to use it.
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 06:24 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 18, 2025 06:24 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 18, 2025 06:25 PM (8qjIW)
might not be wigs but white girls do love extensions though.
Posted by: the dandy at August 18, 2025 06:25 PM (8l8nW)
"Tennesse Woman, Mississippi Man"
We get together whenever we can.
Posted by: Crusader
youtu.be/Rm5-sZLBPfs
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 18, 2025 06:25 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: steevy at August 18, 2025 06:25 PM (YwEeS)
And I voted for this
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2025 06:25 PM (O3XOV)
Discarded wigs are surprisingly common on the streets around where I live.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at August 18, 2025 06:25 PM (8mLBT)
Posted by: Larry at August 18, 2025 06:25 PM (dIske)
in the larger sense, though, this is why old wise cops had a "drop gun" of dubious provenance, just in case
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 06:26 PM (ppG5b)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 18, 2025 06:26 PM (cB7nX)
https://tinyurl.com/37687n7v
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:20 PM (dfIr7)
A Sniper's Dream
https://youtu.be/R37IfQg0eTQ
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 06:26 PM (i24o9)
Add in Dirty Pair with the Lovely Angels. Cat's Eye and City Hunter. You will be totally set for anime for about a month.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2025 06:26 PM (daZd4)
Its kind of shocking how ignorant people are about odd stuff.
For example, a reporter was baffled by why Russians would fly all the way across the world to get to Alaska instead of Washington DC or something. He unironically, genuinely was unaware that the standard American world map was not the only layout of the earth and that Alaska was so close to Russia.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:26 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 06:24 PM (viF8m)
Hmmmm.... could be an interesting development. "Andy, you take care of the day to day. Danny, lock and load, it's go time."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2025 06:26 PM (zmF9y)
When did it become mandatory to put every diacritical mark in Hispanic names? Tildes I can understand but now accent marks are everywhere.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 06:21 PM (kkTda)
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The liberal compulsion to seem authentically [insert ethnicity here], but it's all fake and gay.
Same reason the whitebread assholes on the news suddenly turn into native Spanish-speakers whenever they pronounce any proper name that's vaguely Hispanic.
Posted by: ballistic at August 18, 2025 06:26 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: man at August 18, 2025 06:26 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:26 PM (dfIr7)
Accidental Flat Earther.
Hilarious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2025 06:27 PM (zmF9y)
Posted by: Deport Them All at August 18, 2025 06:17 PM (R/m4+)
Colombia does lentils and rice. They do cassava too.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2025 06:27 PM (rbvCR)
Not at 19, they practically regenerate lost limbs at that age.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:27 PM (dfIr7)
and???
Posted by: Shaniqua De La Wong at August 18, 2025 06:21 PM (8uzBS)
Uggo.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 06:28 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: DanMan at August 18, 2025 06:28 PM (8uzBS)
It was hilarious. I give him some respect for not getting angry or defensive or deleting it, though. Face up to your mistakes, its the only way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:28 PM (dfIr7)
Rape, arson, assault, rape, extortion, battery, rape, murder, rape...
Posted by: gKWVE at August 18, 2025 06:28 PM (gKWVE)
Discarded wigs are surprisingly common on the streets around where I live.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at August 18, 2025 06:25 PM (8mLBT)
I believe "tumbleweave" is the accepted nomenclature.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2025 06:28 PM (zmF9y)
Not at 19, they practically regenerate lost limbs at that age.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:27 PM (dfIr7)
I don't want to know how you tested this out.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 06:28 PM (i24o9)
https://tinyurl.com/37687n7v
Looks like a man raper.
Posted by: Rapists Inc. at August 18, 2025 06:28 PM (R/m4+)
Still no wigs for white sorority girls these days but extensions are a distinct possibility.
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 06:28 PM (EYmYM)
I once asked him: What does "No me digas" mean? Cuz I didn't know.
He had no clue. Fooker spoke no Spanish.
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 18, 2025 06:29 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2025 06:28 PM (zmF9y)
I lolled
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 06:29 PM (i24o9)
--
He's a regular Joffrey. Or whatever that monster was from Thrones.
Four rapes of girls under 16.
One was 14, begged him to stop, he covers her mouth, keeps going then beat her up after.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2025 06:29 PM (tlI68)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 06:29 PM (viF8m)
link to UK Express -
https://tinyurl.com/42mxmkaa
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 18, 2025 06:29 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: man at August 18, 2025 06:29 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2025 06:24 PM (tlI6
"
if it wasn't, profits would drop. stockholders would complain.
oddly enough, out in cows&corn country we don't got uber.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 06:29 PM (ppG5b)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2025 06:30 PM (Cg3Gl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2025 06:30 PM (daZd4)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at August 18, 2025 06:30 PM (8mLBT)
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 06:31 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2025 06:31 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at August 18, 2025 06:31 PM (8mLBT)
https://tinyurl.com/37687n7v
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:20 PM (dfIr7)
Luckily, he's a stepson to the Crown Prince (his wife married up), so quite easy to disown and drop like a hot potato.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 18, 2025 06:31 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: man at August 18, 2025 06:31 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at August 18, 2025 06:25 PM (8mLBT)
I believe "tumbleweave" is the accepted nomenclature.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2025 06:28 PM (zmF9y)
——————
This place
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 18, 2025 06:32 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2025 06:30 PM (Cg3Gl)
Evidently Mo Mo didn't rape her to death. He saw she was dying and decided she wouldn't mind if he helped himself.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2025 06:32 PM (dGCAG)
He had no clue. Fooker spoke no Spanish.
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 18, 2025 06:29 PM (0aYVJ)
I don't know what changed but it used to be that immigrants anglicized their names, now me and my friends make fun of a chick on the am local news because she does the most obnoxious pronunciations of Spanish words and I want to hear her say croissant with the same flourish. It's stupid and I know why they do it, victim hierarchy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2025 06:33 PM (Cg3Gl)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2025 06:33 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2025 06:30 PM (Cg3Gl)
Evidently Mo Mo didn't rape her to death. He saw she was dying and decided she wouldn't mind if he helped himself.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2025 06:32 PM (dGCAG)
There was that spark of diversity that raped a corpse in a NYC subway car.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 06:33 PM (i24o9)
https://youtu.be/R37IfQg0eTQ"
HILARIOUS!!
____
"If he drew an H on his forehead, Kobi would've survived"
I laughed. I'm going to h*ll.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 18, 2025 06:33 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 06:34 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:26 PM (dfIr7)
Duh !
Posted by: Sarah Palin at August 18, 2025 06:34 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 18, 2025 06:34 PM (lkZz0)
Its kind of shocking how ignorant people are about odd stuff.
For example, a reporter was baffled by why Russians would fly all the way across the world to get to Alaska instead of Washington DC or something. He unironically, genuinely was unaware that the standard American world map was not the only layout of the earth and that Alaska was so close to Russia.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:26 PM (dfIr7)
The idiots are also too idiotic to know that Vlad is not going to fly over any nation that has signed-up with the International Criminal Court. His plane may be forced down. Or have an aircraft problem forcing a landing in one of the ISS nations. ICC has an arrest warrant out for him that ICC signatories are required to enforce if they have an opportunity.
Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2025 06:34 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2025 06:35 PM (tlI68)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 06:35 PM (Cm8rh)
Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2025 06:35 PM (jo6FO)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 06:35 PM (NtVYv)
She's not terrible looking but I have noticed that a lot of women with darker skin are given a pass for features that would be just unattractive on a white girl. Like this girl's huge nose. She has really nice eyes and lips though
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:35 PM (dfIr7)
NO... No.... no....no....no
Her total English vocabulary.
That’s not English! That’s Spanish! It just happens to be the same word in Spanish and English!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 18, 2025 06:36 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2025 06:33 PM (Cg3Gl)
That all started with Obama.
He never missed an opportunity to throw in some 'correct' pronunciation when saying a foreign word/name or when in a foreign country so he could portray himself as sophisticated & cosmopolitan.
After I noticed him doing this it started spreading like wildfire among the left.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 18, 2025 06:36 PM (6ydKt)
She's not terrible looking but I have noticed that a lot of women with darker skin are given a pass for features that would be just unattractive on a white girl. Like this girl's huge nose. She has really nice eyes and lips though
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:35 PM (dfIr7)
Come on, man. We're goofing on her. Just roll with it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 06:36 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 06:37 PM (ppG5b)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2025 06:37 PM (rbvCR)
ICC has an arrest warrant out for him that ICC signatories are required to enforce if they have an opportunity.
Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2025 06:34 PM (aBgBM)
_________
Isn't the plane considered Russian territory?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 06:37 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2025 06:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2025 06:33 PM (Cg3Gl)
That all started with Obama.
He never missed an opportunity to throw in some 'correct' pronunciation when saying a foreign word/name or when in a foreign country so he could portray himself as sophisticated & cosmopolitan.
After I noticed him doing this it started spreading like wildfire among the left.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 18, 2025 06:36 PM (6ydKt)
Yeah. All My Betters repeated instructed me it's pronounced KEEEEV!
Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2025 06:38 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:26 PM (dfIr7)
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Every public (my town) school library has a globe. Many of my elementary school classrooms had globes in them. In what world are these people growing up?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 06:39 PM (Cm8rh)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at August 18, 2025 06:39 PM (8mLBT)
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2025 06:39 PM (+qU29)
She may get more respect saying Nyet, Nyet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2025 06:37 PM (u82oZ)
I AM AN AG !
Posted by: Baldy Illegal Alien Terd at August 18, 2025 06:39 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Sarah Palin at August 18, 2025 06:39 PM (EYmYM)
Same reason the whitebread assholes on the news suddenly turn into native Spanish-speakers whenever they pronounce any proper name that's vaguely Hispanic.
Posted by: ballistic at August 18, 2025 06:26 PM (5aZAZ)
Which is mildly funny because it is not like and Spanish speaking newscaster or liberal rando is going to try to either spell or pronounce English even close to the right way. Spanish spelling conventions don't work that way.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2025 06:40 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at August 18, 2025 06:40 PM (8mLBT)
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 06:41 PM (EYmYM)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 06:41 PM (Cm8rh)
Haven't been on a skrool or library lately, eh?
Posted by: man at August 18, 2025 06:41 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2025 06:41 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2025 06:41 PM (TN0g+)
And you won't fuck around no more - I AM THE LAW
Posted by: Anthrax at August 18, 2025 06:41 PM (NtVYv)
She's not terrible looking but I have noticed that a lot of women with darker skin are given a pass for features that would be just unattractive on a white girl. Like this girl's huge nose. She has really nice eyes and lips though
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Same Goes For "hot" Space Alien Chicks! Right?
For some reason, a "space alien" with a great human body and a face like a dolphin is considered "hot." You'll even see "her" in a romance with a human.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 06:41 PM (dO7us)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2025 06:28 PM (zmF9y)
I lolled
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 06:29 PM (i24o9)
One of my brothers, who lives in the boonies, told me he bases how well a Saturday night went by the number of wighats at the stop sign.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 18, 2025 06:42 PM (6PCLE)
ICC has an arrest warrant out for him that ICC signatories are required to enforce if they have an opportunity.
Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2025 06:34 PM (aBgBM)
_________
Isn't the plane considered Russian territory?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 06:37 PM (kkTda)
205
ICC has an arrest warrant out for him that ICC signatories are required to enforce if they have an opportunity.
Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2025 06:34 PM (aBgBM)
_________
Isn't the plane considered Russian territory?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 06:37 PM (kkTda)
Who could Vlad complain to? The ICC? The UN?
Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2025 06:42 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: fourseasons at August 18, 2025 06:42 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Vivi at August 18, 2025 06:42 PM (cpunl)
Alaska? Close to Russia? That sounds like something Sarah Palin would say. What an idiot. -- educated leftists
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2025 06:43 PM (ExV1e)
Esperete, is in fact, Spanish for "I can't breathe." It's like "HOLD ON!" because she's in an "emergency."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2025 06:43 PM (ny95y)
For instance, "B'lana Torres," that bitch Klingon in Star Wars: Voyager.
Hot, right?
Who here would want to marry some broad with a head that looked like a walnut??
But in Space, she's "hot."
No, she's not.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 06:43 PM (dO7us)
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what does that mean ?
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2025 06:44 PM (g47mK)
Yeah the animal people thing... its kinda cute for a girl to have cat ears or something but actually a furry cat head? That is just nightmare fuel
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:44 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2025 06:44 PM (Cg3Gl)
It's too bad whomever bought his suit didn't also pay for a haircut and shave.
I admit, I thought he'd show up in a speedo today, just to play the fool. It would have been funny to see Secret Service prevent his entry to the White House.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 18, 2025 06:44 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 06:44 PM (Cm8rh)
When you've been out in space on a year-long voyage with no women, even hortas get you hard.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at August 18, 2025 06:45 PM (8mLBT)
Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 06:46 PM (Z1dZR)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 06:46 PM (NtVYv)
Ours used to have books.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at August 18, 2025 06:46 PM (8mLBT)
The kind of crime this Doxing Princess is trying to disrupt and for extra credit get CBP/ICE agents whacked can be seen in this video. Here in Las Cruces there has been a few stash house busts too.
Cops Bust 50+ Migrants Hiding Inside Albuquerque, New Mexico Home. From 2022, the height of Biden illegal alien invasion.
https://youtu.be/ogsKLRFE7Lo
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 18, 2025 06:46 PM (9vYpt)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 18, 2025 06:42 PM (6PCLE)
They should make wig tossing an Olympic sport. For inclusion and diversity.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 06:46 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2025 06:47 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
If I was skilled in making videos, I would set this to inspiring, patriotic music, Berserker's hair gently blown back by a breeze, with a flag rippling in the background.
*cues trumpet flourish*
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 18, 2025 06:47 PM (ftFVW)
Esperete, is in fact, Spanish for "I can't breathe." It's like "HOLD ON!" because she's in an "emergency."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2025 06:43 PM (ny95y)
She may have had a no-fake panic attack, with chest pains and gasping for breath.
What's 'tough shit' in Spanish?
Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2025 06:47 PM (aBgBM)
Remember that overrated crap The Orville?
All those "hot" alien chicks would be grotesque if they were walking down Main Street.
Ears that look like radiator cooling fins? Oh yeah, hot.
But they all have killer bodies.
(so maybe we would find them "hot.")
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 06:47 PM (dO7us)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2025 06:47 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 06:41 PM (dO7us)
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Mainly on Rick and Morty, though.
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 06:47 PM (krQz2)
My 3rd Grade Teacher had really nice globes.
Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 06:47 PM (Z1dZR)
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2025 06:47 PM (g47mK)
Esperete, is in fact, Spanish for "I can't breathe." It's like "HOLD ON!" because she's in an "emergency."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Around here it's common for, hold on, in the vernacular of 'wait a minute'. Call for a pause.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 06:48 PM (Cm8rh)
Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2025 06:47 PM (aBgBM)
It's me saying "Tough Shit" and even though you only know Spanish you know exactly what I just said based on contextual cues.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2025 06:48 PM (zmF9y)
https://youtu.be/ogsKLRFE7Lo
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 18, 2025 06:46 PM (9vYpt)
Holy cow. It's like the clown car act.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 06:49 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 18, 2025 06:49 PM (PiwSw)
Mi Tesla es su Tesla
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 06:49 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 06:46 PM (NtVYv)
Well, if it is wrong, then I join you in enjoying the videos. Bigly.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 18, 2025 06:49 PM (6PCLE)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 06:46 PM (NtVYv)
Nope
Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2025 06:49 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 18, 2025 06:43 PM (ny95y)
I think she was saying "hold on a minute, I will release it" and I suspect her seatbelt was not cooperating, or she was faking a problem with the gear.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2025 06:49 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 06:49 PM (dO7us)
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at August 18, 2025 06:49 PM (8mLBT)
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Have you even been to San Francisco??
35% of our population is not American
In Miami and L.A. it's even higher.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2025 06:50 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: She Hobbit
It should come as no surprise to anyone that has met Berserker the he and my wife spent a good 30 minutes or so discussing haircare products at one of the TXMoMes.
His hair was perfect!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 18, 2025 06:50 PM (cYBz/)
I thought it was 'Louisiana Woman, Mississippi man'.
Posted by: Nelly at August 18, 2025 06:51 PM (cHLus)
Looks like this is going to continue being a good horror movie year:
Dog VS Ghost!
"Good Boy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4-CRkd_74g&t=94s
New movie from writer director of "The Monkey" and "Longlegs". Very Creep looking.
"Keeper"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IosOC-a2msY
"Weapons" is great too. If you haven't seen it.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2025 06:51 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: miguel cervantes at August 18, 2025 06:51 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 06:41 PM (EYmYM)
--Whatever, I still envy your hash
Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2025 06:51 PM (jo6FO)
orally according to the story, she was passed out drunk on a park bench when he did it and someone witnessed it from their window
his story was she was willing and it was an accident but the witness testified otherwise
Posted by: DanMan at August 18, 2025 06:52 PM (8uzBS)
I wondered after seeing this guy... how many of them really didn't understand that Alaska and Russia really are so close? You can literally see Russia from one of the Alaskan Islands.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:52 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 18, 2025 06:52 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Weasel at August 18, 2025 06:53 PM (IKyq4)
Posted by: Stuff Mohammed Said (Cambridge Rev. Ed. 1992) at August 18, 2025 06:57 PM (pjs7m)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 06:26 PM (dfIr7)
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Every public (my town) school library has a globe. Many of my elementary school classrooms had globes in them. In what world are these people growing up?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 06:39 PM (Cm8rh)
A world without maps and such.
Posted by: Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 at August 18, 2025 06:57 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at August 18, 2025 06:57 PM (RqEcJ)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at August 18, 2025 07:02 PM (S7XGO)
--
Victim died while being sexually assaulted. This is murder, right?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at August 18, 2025 07:17 PM (RqEcJ)
No longer. Not any longer. Deport every single one. All of them. They can get in line and re-apply.
Start Over. Maybe 1000 a year, at most, legal immigrants. Maybe.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 18, 2025 07:29 PM (lyX7Q)
Just did squirrel corpse disposal.
Situational awareness is your friend.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.2% at August 18, 2025 06:24 PM (jvJvP)
When I was in the Army, I went on detached service to Ft Leavenworth, leaving my wife alone with my cat. Shortly after I left, my wife called me to tell me that the cat had caught an entire rabbit family - mother and 4 babies - and laid them out on the front step for her. She did not take pictures and got a neighbor to get rid of them.
Posted by: Retired, thank God! at August 18, 2025 07:30 PM (9BIt9)
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