MSNBC Rebrands Itself "MS NOW," Which Stands for, Stupidly, "My Source for News Opinion World"

Somehow I'm thinking that they just decided to call themselves "MS NOW" and worked out what those letters could stand for later.

Even basket-case propaganda network NBC is embarrassed by the association with MSNBC and wants them to change their name.

Tater claims that MSBNC is doin' great!

an Stelter
@brianstelter
As the cable news channel MSNBC splits up with NBC News, it is also dropping the "NBC" from its name: Later this year, it will become MS NOW, which stands for My Source for News, Opinion, and the World.
MSNBC -- excuse me, MS NOW! -- has been on a hiring spree of late, out of necessity, scooping up dozens of journalists for a new newsroom that will compete with NBC News, along with countless other outlets. (And I hear there are even more new hires that have yet to be announced.)

Maybe he needs to believe that "MS NOW" is doin' great and hiring lots of journalists because he has to believe that CNN has a future, too.

Tater, I'll make you a bet. If I win, you pay me a thousand dollars. If you win, I buy you five (5) McDonald's apple pies. I bet you that by January next year, after the post-Christmas layoffs, "MS NOW" has at least 100 fewer employees than it does now. What do you think, Tater? Are we on?

See, dying companies shed staff, they don't increase staff.

PBS probably thinks this is all great for leftwing propaganda media, too.

Television's MSNBC news network is changing its name to My Source News Opinion World, or MS NOW for short, as part of its corporate divorce from NBC.
The network, which appeals to liberal audiences with a stable of personalities including Rachel Maddow, Ari Melber and Nicole Wallace, has been building its own separate news division from NBC News. It will also remove NBC's peacock symbol from its logo as part of the change, which will take effect later this year.
READ MORE: NBC's Lester Holt to step down as 'Nightly News' anchor after a decade
The name change was ordered by NBC Universal, which last November spun off cable networks USA, CNBC, MSNBC, E! Entertainment, Oxygen and the Golf Channel into its own company, called Versant. None of the other networks are changing their name.
MSNBC got its name upon its formation in 1996, as a partnership then between Microsoft and NBC.
Name changes always carry an inherent risk, and MSNBC President Rebecca Kutler said that for employees, it is hard to imagine the network under a different name. "This was not a decision that was made quickly or without significant debate," she said in a memo to staff.
"During this time of transition, NBC Universal decided that our brand requires a new, separate identity," she said. "This decision now allows us to set our own course and assert our indepedence as we continue to build our own modern newsgathering organization."
Still, it's noteworthy that the business channel CNBC is leaving "NBC" in its name. MSNBC argues that CNBC has always maintained a greater separation and, with its business focus, is less likely to cover many of the same topics.

Whoops! A little admission slipped by there. NBC doesn't want MSNBC associated with them, but they don't mind at all if CNBC continues using the "NBC" acronym.

Apparently they thought of different letters for that backtronym.

CNBC will retain its initials, which stand for "Consumer News and Business Channel," but will be accompanied by a new logo without the peacock when the separation is complete, which is expected by the end of the year.

Bonus:

🚨 LMAO! Federal agents are ROASTING leftists who are harassing cops on the streets of DC

FAT LEFTIST: “You can choose to be something else!”

AGENT: “And you can choose to eat a salad!”

INCREDIBLE 🤣🔥 pic.twitter.com/LdLolPv0FD
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) August 17, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 06:48 PM

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1 hahahahahah!!! that should solve all their problems !
😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2025 06:49 PM (g47mK)

2 REAL FIST!!!! (unlike that fake First person)

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2025 06:50 PM (g47mK)

3 or First - traditional spelling

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2025 06:50 PM (g47mK)

4 MS "opinion" news.

At least they are sort of being honest now.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 18, 2025 06:50 PM (0N4FZ)

5 MS WHO ?

Posted by: Next2Nothing at August 18, 2025 06:51 PM (tA1/w)

6 P-MS , lol

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2025 06:51 PM (g47mK)

7 More Shit. Now!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 18, 2025 06:51 PM (5+Y60)

8 ahahahah

You could choose to eat a salad.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 06:51 PM (NtVYv)

9 If Trump loved us, he'd bring back the Original McDonald's Apple Pie / Eggroll.

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 06:51 PM (Z1dZR)

10 I rebranded them MSNBCTURNITTHEFUCKOFF 20 years ago.

Posted by: Old Fart Boomer at August 18, 2025 06:51 PM (R/m4+)

11 NEVER call it 'Mrs NOW', or it'll give you such a slap!

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at August 18, 2025 06:51 PM (8mLBT)

12 H/T Sarah Huckabee: No One Watches

My Source (that) No One Watches

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 06:52 PM (krQz2)

13
"Leela" on Futurama:

Would?

Would Not?

I mean in real-life, would you want a cyclops-mutant girlfriend? She looks great from the nose down.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 06:52 PM (dO7us)

14 MS NOW sounds like a lefty militant lesbian (but I repeat myself) organization.

Posted by: fd at August 18, 2025 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

15 PMS NOW!

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 18, 2025 06:52 PM (MGB5H)

16 They can call it whatever they want, but it will still be the same schlock.

Posted by: bluebell at August 18, 2025 06:52 PM (79pEw)

17 I have a great idea.

They should open a grocery store!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2025 06:52 PM (RIvkX)

18 You can no longer put DNC in it.

That's why they changed it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 06:52 PM (krQz2)

19 MS NOW

"Misleading Stories, News Overtly Warped"

Posted by: Tonypete at August 18, 2025 06:53 PM (cYBz/)

20 MS NOW - News you can use, from the National Organization of Women!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 18, 2025 06:53 PM (S/Y4j)

21 You can choose to eat a salad. That's good. Also, racist.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2025 06:53 PM (Riz8t)

22 News
Opinion
World

Its like they rolled dice that had words on it and went with the first roll. Because that's a stupid slogan!

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2025 06:53 PM (TN0g+)

23 Still better than the albino porcupine woman in the Orville

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2025 06:53 PM (Skc+N)

24 PMS NOW!
Posted by: BruceWayne

Winner. Close the thread.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2025 06:54 PM (mlg/3)

25 You have the right to eat a salad....

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 06:54 PM (krQz2)

26 Leela" on Futurama:

Would?

Would Not?

I mean in real-life, would you want a cyclops-mutant girlfriend? She looks great from the nose down.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 06:52 PM (dO7us)

A bag with a hole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 18, 2025 06:54 PM (5+Y60)

27 [i[If Trump loved us, he'd bring back the Original McDonald's Apple Pie / Eggroll.

And fries made in beef tallow. And ice cream machines that work.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 18, 2025 06:54 PM (3Ope8)

28 Gorbachev sings Tractors: Turnip: Buttocks!

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 18, 2025 06:54 PM (0aYVJ)

29 Did we know Ace would talk about this today?

¡Sí lo hicimos!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2025 06:54 PM (0sNs1)

30 All of you Morons making the connection with NOW are hitting the nail on the head. Ha.

Posted by: bluebell at August 18, 2025 06:54 PM (79pEw)

31 >>You can choose to eat a salad. That's good. Also, racist.

True. She probably lives in a Food Desert.

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 06:54 PM (Z1dZR)

32 Notably Obvious Wankers

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2025 06:54 PM (Skc+N)

33 Danger to self
Danger to others
Gravely disabled

You be the judge

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 18, 2025 06:54 PM (YlWIZ)

34 I hope their network techs are standing by, ready to scale up resources when this goes viral and they're deluged by traffic. That's the risk you take with this kind of bold marketing gambit.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at August 18, 2025 06:55 PM (8mLBT)

35 Is that Miss or Mrs? It's MS!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at August 18, 2025 06:55 PM (wBaIH)

36 Marxism stories Now

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2025 06:55 PM (+qU29)

37 Wait. I thought people should have "their own" information source?

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 06:55 PM (krQz2)

38 The vid is spot on - the DC area is fat. Period.

Posted by: man at August 18, 2025 06:55 PM (tubbA)

39 Did we know Ace would talk about this today?

¡Sí lo hicimos!

Si, lo sabiamos?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2025 06:56 PM (Riz8t)

40 MS NOW is the website for a Korean snowmobile company.
I expect hilarity to ensue.
Plus, lawsuits. Lots of lawsuits.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at August 18, 2025 06:56 PM (evHzE)

41 The pairing we've all been waiting for - Ms magazine + NOW.

Posted by: bluebell at August 18, 2025 06:56 PM (79pEw)

42 "Manipulated Stories, News Obscures Wisdom"

Posted by: Tonypete at August 18, 2025 06:56 PM (cYBz/)

43 The best thing we can do is ignore them. Don't even mention the lunatics.

Posted by: fd at August 18, 2025 06:56 PM (vFG9F)

44 Did anyone identify the orange handbag in the previous thread vid?

Posted by: man at August 18, 2025 06:56 PM (tubbA)

45 Connery : I'll take PMS NOW for a $1000 Trebek

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2025 06:56 PM (O3XOV)

46 Is that Miss or Mrs? It's MS!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

It's MA'AM!

Posted by: Long haired dude at Game Stop at August 18, 2025 06:57 PM (ftFVW)

47
"Chiana" from Farscape?

Would you marry a grey girl?

Or "Zahn," the blue bitch, who is a plant?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 06:57 PM (dO7us)

48 Just spitballing here, but if one of them decided to compete with FOX by delivering accurate uneditorialized news; it would be a winner.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 06:57 PM (Cm8rh)

49 SDA has a link that claims the MSNOW website belongs to a Korean snow mobile outfit.

Posted by: Accomack at August 18, 2025 06:57 PM (28cZF)

50
What do we want? MS!

When do we want it? NOW!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 06:57 PM (kkTda)

51 "What's a salad?"

"Ensalata, puta."

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 18, 2025 06:58 PM (1Gsou)

52 Off-Topic but media related!

Looks like this is going to continue being a good horror movie year:

Dog VS Ghost!

"Good Boy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4-CRkd_74g&t=94s

New movie from writer director of "The Monkey" and "Longlegs". Very Creepy looking.

"Keeper"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IosOC-a2msY

"Weapons" is great too. If you haven't seen it.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2025 06:58 PM (iJfKG)

53 The pace at which the left is imploding is impressive.

Things fall apart, the center cannot hold.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 06:58 PM (viF8m)

54 Why it matters: News
Go deeper: Opinion
Drill down: World

Posted by: Axios NOW at August 18, 2025 06:58 PM (8mLBT)

55 MS NOW (No One Watching)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 18, 2025 06:58 PM (sAmhv)

56 Si, lo sabiamos?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2025 06:56 PM

I think that works, as well. If only Chuy were around to assist us.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2025 06:59 PM (0sNs1)

57 New Opinion World

sounds like the most boring and annoying theme park imaginable.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 06:59 PM (krQz2)

58 What do we want? MS!

When do we want it? NOW!
-------

*golf clap*

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2025 06:59 PM (TN0g+)

59 @47 Zahn was pretty in real life. Played the hot girl in The Road Warrior . Virginia Hey

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2025 07:00 PM (O3XOV)

60 And fries made in beef tallow. And ice cream machines that work.

The ice cream machines at McDonald’s have never worked!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 18, 2025 07:00 PM (ZVgZ4)

61 It describes their aim: MISS NOW

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 07:00 PM (krQz2)

62 Re-branding? That'll fix things!

Posted by: Weasel at August 18, 2025 07:00 PM (IKyq4)

63 NOW: Nihilistic, onanistic wimps

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2025 07:00 PM (Riz8t)

64 The dude who was killed on my block in Queens was done for a 15$ debt to his crack dealer. Cops know who the killer is but he is an illegal.

Posted by: Accomack at August 18, 2025 07:00 PM (28cZF)

65 How many modern-day outfits ever successfully rebranded?

EXXON. Was Standard Oil of New Jersey.
And other oil corporations. Chevron, for example. Was Standard Oil of California.
Others? None I can think of at this moment. Oops - VISA and MasterCard. They were BankAmericard and MasterCharge.

But none of the ones I listed were struggling to survive when they rebranded.

Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2025 07:00 PM (aBgBM)

66 You all know you wanted Jadzia Dax on Deep Space Nine. At least you didn't have to see the hideous slug living inside her.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 18, 2025 07:00 PM (ftFVW)

67
Our company merged with another and there was a contest for employees to come up with a new name (my suggestion was "Elvis").

In the end they paid some consultant for the new name, which was the names of the two companies in one word. I could have done that for half.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 07:01 PM (kkTda)

68 News Opinion World.

Come for the gaslight balloons and Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 07:01 PM (krQz2)

69 It describes their aim: MISS NOW
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 07:00 PM

If only they grokked the importance of Fundamentals.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2025 07:01 PM (0sNs1)

70 MS NOW (My Source News Opinion World) might has well have been named MySpace II. How long before the cable money dries up? 6 months after the sale?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 18, 2025 07:01 PM (9vYpt)

71 MS NOW (No One Watching)
Posted by: Puddleglum

Nonstop Orwellian Wankery

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2025 07:02 PM (DgGvY)

72 >>You all know you wanted Jadzia Dax on Deep Space Nine.

She was the one with the spots, right?

Her head looked like Sugar Smacks.

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 07:02 PM (Z1dZR)

73
Nasty
Offal
Waffles

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 18, 2025 07:02 PM (0aYVJ)

74 I do worry so about the fate that firebrand Rachel Maddow may encounter...going for..uh...ward.

Posted by: DanMan at August 18, 2025 07:02 PM (8uzBS)

75
If you were on the Enterprise, would you try to smash this alien chick?

https://is.gd/cRGO9C

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 07:02 PM (dO7us)

76 You can no longer put DNC in it.

That's why they changed it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 06:52 PM (krQz2)

Just as X will always be Twitter, MSNOW will always be MSNBC or MSDNC in derision. Let them take offense and invite a rebuttal.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 07:02 PM (i24o9)

77 >>In the end they paid some consultant for the new name, which was the names of the two companies in one word.

You don't like Moland Springs?

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 07:03 PM (Z1dZR)

78
It describes their aim: MISS NOW
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 07:00 PM

________

Miss May >>>> Miss Now

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 07:03 PM (kkTda)

79 News Opinion World.... all opinion, all the time, about the news?

OK then.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2025 07:03 PM (mP0Kj)

80
Her head looked like Sugar Smacks.
Posted by: garrett

Apt.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 07:03 PM (dO7us)

81 MS NOW evening show surprise smash hit: "Drop The Hammer", with Lawrence O'Donnell.

Posted by: Axios NOW at August 18, 2025 07:03 PM (8mLBT)

82 I think MS NIZZ would be better.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 18, 2025 07:03 PM (kTd/k)

83 73
Nasty
Offal
Waffles
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at August 18, 2025 07:02 PM (0aYVJ)

I was told that without W, Waffles would be just awful.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 18, 2025 07:04 PM (1Gsou)

84 78
It describes their aim: MISS NOW
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 07:00 PM

________

Miss May >>>> Miss Now
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 07:03 PM (kkTda)

Ellie May, swimmin Naked in the Cement Pond?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 18, 2025 07:04 PM (mP0Kj)

85 13
"Leela" on Futurama:

Would?

Would Not?

I mean in real-life, would you want a cyclops-mutant girlfriend? She looks great from the nose down.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 06:52 PM (dO7us)

Giant gloppy eye-boogers would be a turn off.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2025 07:04 PM (iJfKG)

86 MS NOW (No One Watching)
Posted by: Puddleglum

Nonstop Orwellian Wankery

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2025 07:02 PM (DgGvY)

Nasty Old Women.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 07:04 PM (i24o9)

87 Miss May >>>> Miss Now
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 07:03 PM

Which stardate?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 18, 2025 07:04 PM (0sNs1)

88
Nobody told these shitheads that "NOW" is already a Democrat-left wing brand?

National Organization of Women

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 07:04 PM (dO7us)

89 "Leela" on Futurama:

Would?

Would Not?

I mean in real-life, would you want a cyclops-mutant girlfriend? She looks great from the nose down.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 06:52 PM (dO7us)

Giant gloppy eye-boogers would be a turn off.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 18, 2025 07:04 PM (iJfKG)

She has . . . eye?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 07:04 PM (i24o9)

90 this was the bestest LOL story of the day, hands down;
no wonder Ace saved it for last.

- as an aside, who else here remembers when the "ms" in their name stood for microsoft ? microsoft/nbc.

i think the logo was ms/nbc in the early years;

that's it, innit? anybody?

most of my external life has been . an op .
...
still evaluating this.

*******
*****************
*****!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 07:04 PM (ppG5b)

91 >>If you were on the Enterprise, would you try to smash this alien chick?

https://is.gd/cRGO9C

What are you, a Furry?

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 07:04 PM (Z1dZR)

92 Was surprised a decades old Democracy Now woman is still around and still a Marxist. Use to seen it on cable channels

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2025 07:04 PM (+qU29)

93 Major Stupidity Now.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2025 07:05 PM (snZF9)

94 MS NOW? News, Opinion, World, huh? Just be honest and call yourself MS OOO. Opinion, opinion, opinion. Because there's "news" involved here.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 18, 2025 07:05 PM (qBdHI)

95 When someone figures out it could mean:

Mississippi Now

It could shoot flames out of ears.

Personally I like it, being a MS girl (ok, old hag).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 18, 2025 07:05 PM (6PCLE)

96 Some of the folks on MSDNC need to be reminded to breathe once in a while. I doubt changing the name will make any of them any more intelligent or self-reflective.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 18, 2025 07:05 PM (1Gsou)

97 Major Stupidity Now.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2025 07:05 PM (snZF9)
---
There we go:

Major Stupidity No One Watches.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 07:06 PM (krQz2)

98 I can see exactly where this is leading:
Bud Lite -> Bud NOW
USAID -> USAID NOW
DEI -> DEI Right Fucking NOW

Posted by: Axios NOW at August 18, 2025 07:06 PM (8mLBT)

99
MS NO
Am I missing anything?

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2025 07:06 PM (UjdFS)

100 What are you, a Furry?
Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 07:04 PM

You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Beto at August 18, 2025 07:06 PM (0sNs1)

101 Nasty Old Women.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 07:04 PM (i24o9)

I'd say Nasty Old Wankers probably sums it up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 18, 2025 07:06 PM (1Gsou)

102 It reminds me of the gun control lobby, which pretends to be a pillar of morality that almost everyone loves and agrees with, and curiously feels the need to change its name and move to a new city every six months.

Posted by: DaveL at August 18, 2025 07:07 PM (9w232)

103 Why are they wishing multiple sclerosis on everyone?

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2025 07:07 PM (UjdFS)

104 News Opinion World

With the world's new scariest ride:

The Ratings Dive.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 07:07 PM (krQz2)

105 If they picked up The View, they should have gone with MOO News

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 18, 2025 07:07 PM (S/Y4j)

106 Bluebell!
I can’t believe that JackStraw subjected you to the terrorist zone known as Newport!
I hope you had your shiv with you.

Posted by: RI Red at August 18, 2025 07:07 PM (UDARB)

107 Oops - VISA and MasterCard. They were BankAmericard and MasterCharge.

But none of the ones I listed were struggling to survive when they rebranded.
Posted by: Gref
------------------

Every bankcard I had over 29 years was ultimately bought by VISA.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 07:07 PM (Cm8rh)

108
I think I made my point.

Some like to point out Sydney Sweeney's flaws, but the same doods will spank one out to "B'elana Torres" who has a head like a walnut.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 07:07 PM (dO7us)

109 I'll try it on for size. For one thing, it shows that I'm punctual.

Posted by: gp NOW at August 18, 2025 07:08 PM (8mLBT)

110 It's dead, Jim.

Posted by: jsg at August 18, 2025 07:08 PM (7Kd+r)

111
A bag with a hole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,
----------
Works for me.

Posted by: John Merrick at August 18, 2025 07:09 PM (vlkaB)

112 Why are they wishing multiple sclerosis on everyone?

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2025 07:07 PM (UjdFS)
---
Because that's what they want. And when they want it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 07:09 PM (krQz2)

113 If you were on the Enterprise, would you try to smash this alien chick?

https://is.gd/cRGO9C
Posted by: Soothsayer

She must have a HUGE litter box.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 18, 2025 07:09 PM (ftFVW)

114 New Opinion World

sounds like the most boring and annoying theme park imaginable.
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 06:59 PM (krQz2)

Westworld >> Futureworld >> News Opinion World

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2025 07:09 PM (wVcYX)

115 King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, "Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea." Never got a dinner!

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2025 07:09 PM (TN0g+)

116 it matches the voices in their heads,

honestly why not change the acronym after all, like they did with exxon,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at August 18, 2025 07:09 PM (bXbFr)

117 >>Some like to point out Sydney Sweeney's flaws

Her elbows ARE extremely sharp for a girl of her age.

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 07:09 PM (Z1dZR)

118 @bennyjohnson . 1h

. US Attorney Jeanine Pirro announces a woman traveling from New York to DC was arrested while plotting to assassinate President Trump

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 07:09 PM (Cm8rh)

119 Just call it Kittens.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 18, 2025 07:09 PM (BgG0R)

120
She must have a HUGE litter box.
Posted by: She Hobbit

and Six nipples!

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 07:10 PM (dO7us)

121 MS NOW is the website for a Korean snowmobile company.
I expect hilarity to ensue.
Plus, lawsuits. Lots of lawsuits.
Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at August 18, 2025 06:56 PM (evHzE)

MS NOW does have that air of stupid names made up by Chinese companies on Amazon. NICPOW. ARTSEA. SOOMFON.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 18, 2025 07:10 PM (144I4)

122 The first time a Trill appeared on TNG a male Trill died . Crusher had the hots for him. The replacement host was a good looking MILFY female Trill. Hoping for hot human - alien lesbian action but Beverly couldn't handle it. TNG was such a disappointment

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2025 07:10 PM (O3XOV)

123 >> US Attorney Jeanine Pirro announces a woman traveling from New York to DC was arrested while plotting to assassinate President Trump

A Woman. Or, a 'Woman'.

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 07:10 PM (Z1dZR)

124 To be NOW is to be present in the moment, unburdened by the past and future, a perfect state of mindfulness.

Posted by: gp NOW at August 18, 2025 07:10 PM (8mLBT)

125 like something the geico cavemen would say

new, opinion world, (ex squeeze me)

Posted by: miguel cervantes at August 18, 2025 07:10 PM (bXbFr)

126 That's Not Funny.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2025 07:11 PM (u82oZ)

127 >>Bluebell!
I can’t believe that JackStraw subjected you to the terrorist zone known as Newport!
I hope you had your shiv with you.

Why do you think I took her there? Bodyguard.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 07:11 PM (viF8m)

128 To be NOW is to be present in the moment, unburdened by the past and future, a perfect state of mindfulness.

Posted by: gp NOW at August 18, 2025 07:10 PM (8mLBT)
---
There must be a Venn diagram we can engage to demonstrate this.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 07:11 PM (krQz2)

129

BUT SHE'S AN AG! SHE'S AN AG!

You gotta watch the whole thing. Those two drunk cunts deserved a lot more physical effort than those cops gave them.

Ive seen lesser offenders get their asses totally kicked.

It's still pretty good.

Nothing worse than an east coast libtard.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 18, 2025 07:11 PM (et1vG)

130 87 Miss May >>>> Miss Now
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 07:03 PM

Which stardate?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 18, 2025 07:04 PM (0sNs1)

Did you ever smash Ashley Judd, or did you just go back to your room and pull your pudd ???

Posted by: browndog sporting a red rocket at August 18, 2025 07:12 PM (TTAGa)

131 like itchy and scratchy land,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at August 18, 2025 07:12 PM (bXbFr)

132
The "Rhode Island AWFLS Gone Wild" story is getting better and better. The "I'm an AGeeeee!" AWFL's bestie there, the one who pitched the conniption fit as she was thrown in the cop car is, get this, a senior executive with Pepsi Co in NYC.

Here is her LinkedIn page. Check it out before she scrubs it, which I'm sure she will soon:
https://tinyurl.com/y7rpkwfa

She is Veronica Hannan, and is a Senior Manager for Data and AI Product Management. She bills herself as a champion for Diversity in STEM and passionate about women in technology.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2025 07:12 PM (w6EFb)

133 "96 Some of the folks on MSDNC need to be reminded to breathe once in a while. I doubt changing the name will make any of them any more intelligent or self-reflective.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 18, 2025 07:05 PM (1Gsou) "

the vagus nerve is spozed to do that. remind us to breathe.

but I get what you're saying there ... just a sorta medschool twitch brought to life.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 07:12 PM (ppG5b)

134 Some like to point out Sydney Sweeney's flaws, but the same doods will spank one out to "B'elana Torres" who has a head like a walnut.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 07:07 PM

I'm not going to ask how and why you have such specific knowledge of this.

Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2025 07:12 PM (0sNs1)

135 I just realized: NOW is the new brat.

Posted by: gp NOW at August 18, 2025 07:12 PM (8mLBT)

136
MS NOW?

More like MS MADCOW, with the 5-head lesbian on board.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 18, 2025 07:12 PM (lpOLo)

137 MSNBC and CNN still exist?

Huh.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 18, 2025 07:12 PM (U/Byj)

138 Moses, who said to the children of Israel, "Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before." Never got a dinner!

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2025 07:12 PM (TN0g+)

139 @Breaking911 . 2h

Police in Kentucky say Stephanie Carlquist poured salt into the engine of her ex-boyfriend’s car, glitter in the AC vent, slashed a tire, cracked the windshield, cracked the rearview mirror & shattered the car’s radio screen.

She apologized & told him she was “stressed out.”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 07:12 PM (Cm8rh)

140 It is kinda interesting watching the left think the tactics of social conformity and in-group acceptance will work on everyone else merely because that's what works on them.

I mean, do they really think shouts of "shame" will cause someone who isn't a leftist to change?

Yeah buddy, your mean words (why do you have to be so mean) are really gonna sway the guy who just snagged a $50k signing bonus and job security for the next 7 years.

Go back to your one-room, 40 watt bulb, shared apartment and console your cat over a shared bowl of raman that you are better than him.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2025 07:12 PM (tlI68)

141 News Opinion: This news channel is going to suck.

I'm expecting more that 100 layoffs. I'm expecting CNN+.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 07:12 PM (krQz2)

142
Would you seriously get into a relationship with a girl with pointed ears and emotionless like doug emhoff's ugly daughter? Like "T'Pau" from Star Wars Enterprise?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 18, 2025 07:12 PM (dO7us)

143 The first time a Trill appeared on TNG a male Trill died . Crusher had the hots for him. The replacement host was a good looking MILFY female Trill. Hoping for hot human - alien lesbian action but Beverly couldn't handle it. TNG was such a disappointment

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2025 07:10 PM (O3XOV)

The way TNG was sliding towards woke I'm surprised they didn't do the lesbian thing and use Wesley as a dildo.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2025 07:13 PM (snZF9)

144 Pay attention to me!

NOW!!!!!

Posted by: MSNOW at August 18, 2025 07:13 PM (ULPxl)

145 JS, I was going to comment about glorious Newport earlier. But it was nap time.
I believe I consumed one or two adult beverages there. But no negative interactions with the PD.

Posted by: RI Red at August 18, 2025 07:14 PM (UDARB)

146 - Trump considers legalizing marijuana
- Trump considers boots on the ground in Ukraine

Okay, who's blowing up these trial balloons? Hillary? Pence?

Knock it off!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 18, 2025 07:14 PM (PQOq3)

147 Ms. Now demands to speak to the manager.

Ms. Now wants you to know who she is, she's an AG.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2025 07:14 PM (tlI68)

148 She is Veronica Hannan, and is a Senior Manager for Data and AI Product Management. She bills herself as a champion for Diversity in STEM and passionate about women in technology.

But naturally, not enough to actually take any STEM courses.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2025 07:15 PM (Riz8t)

149 Telling a lefty to eat a salad isn't an insult to them. They're obsessed with the Fartbox.

Posted by: jsg at August 18, 2025 07:15 PM (7Kd+r)

150 @Breaking911 . 2h

Police in Kentucky say Stephanie Carlquist poured salt into the engine of her ex-boyfriend’s car, glitter in the AC vent, slashed a tire, cracked the windshield, cracked the rearview mirror & shattered the car’s radio screen.

She apologized & told him she was “stressed out.”

==

She took Carrie Underwood's song to heart.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 18, 2025 07:15 PM (qBdHI)

151
OUT: Serenity NOW!
IN: Multiple Sclerosis NOW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Donald the Lionhearted 2028! at August 18, 2025 07:15 PM (dBxkv)

152 use Wesley as a dildo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2025 07:13 PM

A what?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 18, 2025 07:15 PM (0sNs1)

153 Msnow, msnow.

-a cat with a speech impediment

Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2025 07:15 PM (LHPAg)

154 We've missed the real reason for the rebranding to MS NOW.

NOW is the National Organization for Women.

I think MS NOW was chosen as the new brand name to cater to their audience base. Crazy Leftist women (BIRM), and beta males.

Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2025 07:16 PM (aBgBM)

155 Idiotic.

Certain they aren't going Ms. NOW (National Organization for Women)? Sounds like a way to reel in very low info. voters who like shiny things.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 18, 2025 07:16 PM (NFX2v)

156 Today is Black Cat Appreciation Day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2025 07:17 PM (0sNs1)

157 150 @Breaking911 . 2h

Police in Kentucky say Stephanie Carlquist poured salt into the engine of her ex-boyfriend’s car, glitter in the AC vent....

I stopped at her having glitter available.

Posted by: jsg at August 18, 2025 07:17 PM (7Kd+r)

158 Today is Black Cat Appreciation Day.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2025 07:17 PM (0sNs1)
----
SHHH!

Don't tell my cat Penny. She'll expect a treat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2025 07:17 PM (IBQGV)

159 Reminds me of Obama's signature icon. Will he sue?

Posted by: KT at August 18, 2025 07:17 PM (7vIsy)

160 they had melinda culea, (who was the gal on the a team) in one of these non binary worlds,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at August 18, 2025 07:17 PM (bXbFr)

161 MS NOW

Misfits, Screwballs , Nuts, O --- , Whiners

I couldn't think of any Noun for O. Admittedly I gave up pretty fast.

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 07:18 PM (EYmYM)

162 I really do wonder how unaccomplished and swaddled in comfort your life has to be where you derive meaning and worth from pretending that the United States of America is a fascist country.

A country that lets you scream and yell at its law enforcement to your heart's content without any retribution (so long as you don't assault them).

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2025 07:18 PM (tlI68)

163 "Today is Black Cat Appreciation Day.
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

*lights and throws firecracker*

Posted by: fd at August 18, 2025 07:18 PM (vFG9F)

164 use Wesley as a dildo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2025 07:13 PM

A what?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Good point. Everyone knows Wesley is a sandy vagina.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 18, 2025 07:18 PM (ftFVW)

165 Horde Mind!

Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2025 07:18 PM (aBgBM)

166 >>>Our company merged with another and there was a contest for employees to come up with a new name (my suggestion was "Elvis").

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Ok that reminds me, way back in the 90's the company I worked at had a safety program called ELFIS. Every Little Finger Is Special. It was a cartoon hand, kind of like Hamburger Helper, but kind of looked like Elvis of course.

This was before graphics programs on the computer were widely available, so I took one of the paper flyers and using whiteout and whatnot, I made all of the fingers to look like they were cut off, with the bones sticking out, and blood dripping and pooling up.

Every Little Finger Is Severed.

Sadly, that is one of my professional peaks. But me and some guys that used to work there still laugh about it.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 18, 2025 07:18 PM (144I4)

167 Multiple Sclerosis Now!

Posted by: Healthy Attention Whores of New Britain at August 18, 2025 07:18 PM (qUkBO)

168 161 I couldn't think of any Noun for O. Admittedly I gave up pretty fast.

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 07:18 PM (EYmYM)

Onanists ?

Posted by: jsg at August 18, 2025 07:18 PM (7Kd+r)

169 Police in Kentucky say Stephanie Carlquist poured salt into the engine of her ex-boyfriend’s car, glitter in the AC vent, slashed a tire, cracked the windshield, cracked the rearview mirror & shattered the car’s radio screen.
--------

Go ahead, google her picture. I can think of a couple of reasons there will be no shortage of guys who believe they can fix her.

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2025 07:18 PM (TN0g+)

170 >> AGENT: “And you can choose to eat a salad!”

Or speak proper English. Or get a job.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2025 07:19 PM (YwNtq)

171 >>JS, I was going to comment about glorious Newport earlier. But it was nap time.
I believe I consumed one or two adult beverages there. But no negative interactions with the PD.

I kept a low profile. As you know the place has become a lot more upscale over the last decade or so and the tolerance for what used to be pretty common has gone way down.

Next time you're in the area I'll take you to a new spot on this part of the Bay. I think you will like it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 07:19 PM (viF8m)

172 154. On my! We both had the same thought!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 18, 2025 07:19 PM (NFX2v)

173 Okay .

Obama knob slobberers

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 07:19 PM (EYmYM)

174 All this talk about security guarantees as a major component of a Uke-Rus peace deal is starting to reek of the EU shits expecting the US to supply the money and the muscle. F' that. Let the EU pay for this in treasure and blood. Time for them to stick their dick into something other than their boyfriends.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 18, 2025 07:19 PM (9vYpt)

175 Duncanthrax has a black kitty rescue story.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 18, 2025 07:20 PM (dxWFK)

176 Somehow I'm thinking that they just decided to call themselves "MS NOW" and worked out what those letters could stand for later.

Maria Hill: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for, Agent Ward?
Grant Ward: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Hill: And what does that mean to you?
Ward: It means someone really wanted our initials to spell out "shield."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 07:20 PM (dfIr7)

177 161 MS NOW

Misfits, Screwballs , Nuts, O --- , Whiners

I couldn't think of any Noun for O. Admittedly I gave up pretty fast.
___

Oddballz

Posted by: Ms. Nyow at August 18, 2025 07:20 PM (qUkBO)

178 I'm trying to think what she looks like,

but there is the hot/crazy matrix,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at August 18, 2025 07:20 PM (bXbFr)

179 MS NOW is the same as MSNBC only all the stories are told with bird hands NOW!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 18, 2025 07:21 PM (ZVgZ4)

180 "the company I worked at had a safety program called ELFIS"

I worked in a shop where the ashtrays had a cartoon mascot painted on them, named Mr Butt Snuffer.

Posted by: gp NOW at August 18, 2025 07:21 PM (8mLBT)

181 From Guttfield's "Must Sell Network By Christmas" we now have Must Sell, No One Wants

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2025 07:21 PM (tlI68)

182 bluebell is never without a shiv.
this is known.
the essence, the inner secret doctrines of shivness tells us "never ever ever" be without a shiv.

not even to mention Gibbs' Rules. (#9, I think)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 07:21 PM (ppG5b)

183 istr the logo being around long before the building, but it's still funny:
https://shorturl.at/2Ppbe

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 18, 2025 07:21 PM (ULPxl)

184 We should guarantee Russia our troops against NATO.

Posted by: Accomack at August 18, 2025 07:22 PM (oERdd)

185 CNBC will retain its initials, which stand for "Consumer News and Business Channel," but will be accompanied by a new logo without the peacock when the separation is complete, which is expected by the end of the year.

Getting rid of the peacock. And so close to pride month, too.

Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2025 07:22 PM (LHPAg)

186 You can call it any acronym you want, give out free blow jobs, and charge a dollar for a Cleveland Steamer, nobody is going to watch it.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 18, 2025 07:22 PM (pcNL9)

187 Oddballz
Posted by: Ms. Nyow at August 18, 2025 07:20 PM (qUkBO)

Damn that snake would have bit me.

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 07:22 PM (EYmYM)

188 She is Veronica Hannan, and is a Senior Manager for Data and AI Product Management. She bills herself as a champion for Diversity in STEM and passionate about women in technology.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2025 07:12 PM

She is not one to be trifled with!

"Hannan slipped out of her handcuffs, kicked and screamed, and even growled and hissed at officers in front of a growing public crowd."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2025 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

189 JS - East Bay, West Bay, or a certain island in the middle?

Posted by: RI Red at August 18, 2025 07:22 PM (UDARB)

190 Right smack in the middle.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 07:22 PM (viF8m)

191 I heard MS Now was picked because Harvard was in use.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 18, 2025 07:23 PM (9vYpt)

192 George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, "Give us a visit, and bring the missus." Never got a dinner!

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2025 07:23 PM (TN0g+)

193 That icon looks like the type that companies pay big bucks for someone to design, no matter how stupid they turn out.

Posted by: KT at August 18, 2025 07:23 PM (7vIsy)

194 >>> 184 We should guarantee Russia our troops against NATO.
Posted by: Accomack at August 18, 2025 07:22 PM (oERdd)

Odds there's a joint US-RUS invasion of the UK to take nucular weapons away from the new caliphate, within 10 years?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 18, 2025 07:23 PM (ULPxl)

195 I couldn't think of any Noun for O. Admittedly I gave up pretty fast.

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 07:18 PM (EYmYM)

Onanists ?

Posted by: jsg at August 18, 2025 07:18 PM (7Kd+r)

Toobin is at CNN.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 07:23 PM (i24o9)

196 108
I think I made my point.

Some like to point out Sydney Sweeney's flaws, but the same doods will spank one out to "B'elana Torres" who has a head like a walnut.

For those that are hung up on Sydney's face, maybe check the internet; there are ways around that if it bothers you that much. Or just put on some Whiskey glasses. Me, her more average face makes me like her more.

Posted by: Nelly at August 18, 2025 07:24 PM (cHLus)

197 Terry Farrell Dax or Nicole deBoer Dax?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 18, 2025 07:24 PM (PiwSw)

198 So its Now, what was it before, just regenerated news?

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2025 07:24 PM (+qU29)

199 One of the reasons to hook up with Russia and China is to crush islam.

Posted by: Accomack at August 18, 2025 07:24 PM (oERdd)

200 She is not one to be trifled with!

"Hannan slipped out of her handcuffs, kicked and screamed, and even growled and hissed at officers in front of a growing public crowd."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2025 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

Why do you think dweeby white guy was trying to get a piece?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 07:25 PM (i24o9)

201 Okra

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2025 07:25 PM (rbvCR)

202 Duncanthrax has a black kitty rescue story.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 18, 2025 07:20 PM

She has gotten several additional treats, a brush, and extra pets/scritches to observe this momentous day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2025 07:25 PM (0sNs1)

203 Okra
Posted by: Kindltot

Even they wouldn't go that far.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 18, 2025 07:26 PM (ftFVW)

204 The most amazing technological advance about MS NOW is that they're able to place a cat in your home, a forced adoption, within a hour of watching.

The other is how they're able to reprogram your TV down to two channels: MS NOW and the Golden Girls Network. Premium users are allowed to add The View for no extra charge.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2025 07:26 PM (tlI68)

205 Police in Kentucky say Stephanie Carlquist poured salt into the engine of her ex-boyfriend’s car, glitter in the AC vent, slashed a tire, cracked the windshield, cracked the rearview mirror & shattered the car’s radio screen.
____________

From the NY Post article:

"The results were so extensive that the car was rendered totaled. The alleged one-woman hurricane of vengeance inflicted an estimated $12,464.96 worth of damage."

Also, she's pregnant.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2025 07:26 PM (XvL8K)

206 >> Why do you think dweeby white guy was trying to get a piece?

That apparently was her husband. I think. She lists herself as a proud mom of three.

If the soyboy was any kind of husband, he'd have been the one throwing her drunk/high hysterical ass in a car before the cops got there. Indeed, drug her out of the place before the whole thing escalated.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2025 07:27 PM (w6EFb)

207 Well, I’ll be a lot closer shortly. Going to another island to run the gas dock for the fall.
It’s great being retired!

Posted by: RI Red at August 18, 2025 07:27 PM (vjlSw)

208 They should call it MS HIT.

Posted by: Toad-0 at August 18, 2025 07:27 PM (8w9Md)

209
Any odds on how long she continues to be a senior manager at PepsiCo?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2025 07:28 PM (w6EFb)

210
She is Veronica Hannan, and is a Senior Manager for Data and AI Product Management.

________

So whose C-suite mistress is she?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 07:28 PM (kkTda)

211 yo

Posted by: sofasaver at August 18, 2025 07:28 PM (us2H3)

212 I don't give a shit what they call it. Never going to watch it.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 18, 2025 07:28 PM (dxWFK)

213 Oh, I wish Rush was alive! He'd have a field day with "Mizzzz Now!"

Posted by: pookysgirl, Rush Baby Forever at August 18, 2025 07:28 PM (Wt5PA)

214
Here are her skills, she claims on LinkedIn:

A results-oriented and driven product management, operations, and transformation strategy professional skilled in communicating with senior business leaders on complex data, analytics, and AI solutions. Decisive and solutions-focused business expert with extensive experience in implementation of advertising technology, including digital order management systems, ad servers, and CRMs. Excellent communicator with experience collaborating across cross-functional PepsiCo teams to drive delivery and operational efficiency.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2025 07:29 PM (w6EFb)

215 >>Well, I’ll be a lot closer shortly. Going to another island to run the gas dock for the fall.
It’s great being retired!

Nice. Have a great time.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 07:29 PM (viF8m)

216 122 The first time a Trill appeared on TNG a male Trill died . Crusher had the hots for him. The replacement host was a good looking MILFY female Trill. Hoping for hot human - alien lesbian action but Beverly couldn't handle it. TNG was such a disappointment

Lol. I read that first line and i thought you meant Wesley.

Posted by: Nelly at August 18, 2025 07:29 PM (cHLus)

217
- Trump considers legalizing marijuana
- Trump considers boots on the ground in Ukraine

- Trump considers marijuana in Ukraine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 18, 2025 07:29 PM (63Dwl)

218 Why do you think dweeby white guy was trying to get a piece?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 07:25 PM

I think that's her husband. Could be trying to join Misters Walz, Emhoff, Hogg, and Swalwell as a face of modern masculinity for the Democrat Party?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2025 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

219 Odds there's a joint US-RUS invasion of the UK to take nucular weapons away from the new caliphate, within 10 years?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 18, 2025 07:23 PM (ULPxl)

More likely the subs and their crews will defect. I suspect there are a number of military types looking around for a safe haven in Europe.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2025 07:29 PM (rbvCR)

220 This MS Now crap name rebrand by its soon to be parent company, Versant, still has a ways to go to play in the same league as when Verizon bought AOL and Yahoo and renamed it Oath.

Verizon Oath. That one still reeks as the king of failure.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 18, 2025 07:29 PM (9vYpt)

221 Nathalie Rose Jones

Another 3-namer.

Posted by: jsg at August 18, 2025 07:30 PM (7Kd+r)

222
Here are her skills, she claims on LinkedIn

_______

BINGO!!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 07:30 PM (kkTda)

223 She is Veronica Hannan, and is a Senior Manager for Data and AI Product Management. She bills herself as a champion for Diversity in STEM and passionate about women in technology.

So she is a racist and a sexist.

Posted by: The Truth at August 18, 2025 07:30 PM (R/m4+)

224 They should change their format to have Mexican Weather girls do a report every 30 minutes. I'd watch it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 07:30 PM (EYmYM)

225 What I'm enjoying most about the new name is the confirmation that there isn't a single man in the whole network.

It's so low-T even David French could work there.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2025 07:30 PM (tlI68)

226 olice in Kentucky say Stephanie Carlquist poured salt into the engine of her ex-boyfriend’s car, glitter in the AC vent, slashed a tire, cracked the windshield, cracked the rearview mirror & shattered the car’s radio screen.

==

Carrie Underwood fan ?

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2025 07:31 PM (g47mK)

227 @197 Terry Farrell, still gorgeous

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2025 07:31 PM (O3XOV)

228 The new slogan: "MS now, MS tomorrow, and MS forever."

Posted by: George Wallace's Ghost at August 18, 2025 07:32 PM (sUudX)

229 - as an aside, who else here remembers when the "ms" in their name stood for microsoft ?

This.
Or Word.
Or Aye Aye.
Hear Hear?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 18, 2025 07:32 PM (zZu0s)

230 She wrecks your car and then gives you a booty call in a week.

Bish crazy.

Posted by: jsg at August 18, 2025 07:32 PM (7Kd+r)

231 227 @197 Terry Farrell, still gorgeous
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2025 07:31 PM (O3XOV)

There have been a few attractive ladies on Star Trek, she was one of the smokiest/sexiest/purtiest.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 18, 2025 07:33 PM (zZu0s)

232 She wrecks your car and then gives you a booty call in a week.

Bish crazy.
Posted by: jsg at August 18, 2025 07:32 PM (7Kd+r)

Because she can. Power of the P.

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 07:33 PM (EYmYM)

233 Microsoft even tried to force MSNBC on us in a version or two of Windows.

Posted by: fd at August 18, 2025 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

234 Feel my pain. I'm at minute 45 of being on hold with SSA. Approximately 75 minutes to go. I may shoot my phone before that occurs.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at August 18, 2025 07:34 PM (tyHPG)

235 I think that's her husband. Could be trying to join Misters Walz, Emhoff, Hogg, and Swalwell as a face of modern masculinity for the Democrat Party?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2025 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

He says that she/they is/are college friend(s). I assumed that he was attached to neither because of the detached way that he would not take control and usher them out of the looming dire circumstances of their own making.

Massive fail.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 07:35 PM (i24o9)

236 They should change their format to have Mexican Weather girls do a report every 30 minutes. I'd watch it.
Posted by: polynikes

That assumes Mexican Weather babes would be willing to to do weather reports for MS NOW without being kidnapped and held in a stash house against their will.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 18, 2025 07:35 PM (9vYpt)

237 So, They kept the MS, but ditched the NBC. Maybe they should have gone with

INOW

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 18, 2025 07:35 PM (zZu0s)

238 226 olice in Kentucky say Stephanie Carlquist poured salt into the engine of her ex-boyfriend’s car, glitter in the AC vent, slashed a tire, cracked the windshield, cracked the rearview mirror & shattered the car’s radio screen.

==

Carrie Underwood fan ?
Posted by: runner
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My ex girlfriend.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 07:36 PM (Cm8rh)

239 My name Borat.

I work for My Source for News Opinion World Great Success. It is #1 Pressitute Service in all US and A! Nice!

Posted by: Borat Sagdiyev at August 18, 2025 07:36 PM (cUrpM)

240 Mangy Skanks NOW.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 07:36 PM (krQz2)

241 I can't consider hiring her. She didn't mention "driving game-changing pardigm shifts" or "enhancing multiplicative synergies." Pass.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the HR Manager at August 18, 2025 07:37 PM (PiwSw)

242 I think glitter in the ac vent is most imaginative! Beats Louisville Slugger to both headlights.

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2025 07:38 PM (g47mK)

243 I am the Shadout Mapes, hahahahaha. Best laugh of the day.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 18, 2025 07:38 PM (dxWFK)

244 Feel my pain. I'm at minute 45 of being on hold with SSA. Approximately 75 minutes to go. I may shoot my phone before that occurs.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at August 18, 2025 07:34 PM (tyHPG)

Never, ever call and a federal department and expect a live person to answer. Oh, it happens, but so rarely when Shameika and Jaamal be getting their hair and nails did.

Posted by: Hang Up at August 18, 2025 07:39 PM (R/m4+)

245 From the police report:

"While in the process of attempting to secure Veronica in handcuffs, her husband, James kept trying to interfere with the detention. With a single arm, I pushed James away and commanded him multiple times to get back. Eventually, Officer Chiang was able to secure Veronica in handcuffs, however, due to the petite size of her wrists, Veronica slipped out of the handcuffs quickly and took a few steps back. At this point, it should be noted that a large crowd had formed due to the loud and unreasonable noise that disturbed the general public in the area."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2025 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

246 Is there even enough demand for one single Pravda station anymore?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 18, 2025 07:39 PM (s0JqF)

247 I am the Shadout Mapes, hahahahaha. Best laugh of the day.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 18, 2025 07:38 PM (dxWFK)

Not to take anything away from Shadout Mapes, but apparently you missed "TumbleWeave."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 07:39 PM (i24o9)

248 ...and passionate about women in technology.
----

That's such *eyeroll* nonsense there. Nobody turns the alarm off in the morning and thinks to themselves "Thank GOD I have another day to do what I can to immerse women into the tech field!!!"

When did we ever take ourselves so seriously that passages like that were ever anything other than a punchline?

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2025 07:40 PM (TN0g+)

249 Zelenskyy seems to the West's best hope for be Keeping Grift Alive.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 07:40 PM (krQz2)

250 From the police report:

"While in the process of attempting to secure Veronica in handcuffs, her husband, James . . . .

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2025 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

Be better, James.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 07:40 PM (i24o9)

251 193 That icon looks like the type that companies pay big bucks for someone to design, no matter how stupid they turn out.
Posted by: KT

Bingo.

They looked through list of flags and only got as far as "Austria"

Posted by: John Merrick at August 18, 2025 07:41 PM (vlkaB)

252 With a single arm, I pushed James away and commanded him multiple times to get back.

A slightly-stern look works for Chuck Norris and I.

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at August 18, 2025 07:41 PM (0sNs1)

253 199 One of the reasons to hook up with Russia and China is to crush islam.
Posted by: Accomack at August 18, 2025 07:24 PM (oERdd)
'There is iron in the words of Accomack for all men to see.'
- Ten Bears

Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2025 07:41 PM (LHPAg)

254 Is there even enough demand for one single Pravda station anymore?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 18, 2025 07:39 PM (s0JqF)
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Can't be sure, but "My Source" seems to be a white flag on the idea that people shouldn't be getting their news from just a source they prefer.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 07:41 PM (krQz2)

255 That Jewish guy who's always screaming RANTS about leftist perfidity calls them MS LSD.

Posted by: torabora at August 18, 2025 07:41 PM (KtOUo)

256 Comrade Flounder. Apologies as that was truly inspired. I'll buy you both a drink

Posted by: Ben Had at August 18, 2025 07:42 PM (dxWFK)

257
"While in the process of attempting to secure Veronica in handcuffs, her husband, James...."

_________

".... was trying to pick up Betty."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 07:42 PM (kkTda)

258 Feel my pain. I'm at minute 45 of being on hold with SSA. Approximately 75 minutes to go. I may shoot my phone before that occurs.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at August 18, 2025 07:34 PM

Are you asking HordeSource (tm) for some earworm suggestions?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 18, 2025 07:42 PM (0sNs1)

259 Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, "You're a credit to your rice." Never got a dinner!

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2025 07:42 PM (TN0g+)

260 Comrade Flounder. Apologies as that was truly inspired. I'll buy you both a drink

Posted by: Ben Had at August 18, 2025 07:42 PM (dxWFK)

That was not mine. It was just glorious in it's timing and application.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 07:43 PM (i24o9)

261 The logo looks like something some intern or journeyman, who knows enough graphic design to come up with something passable, designed it.

It's really, stunningly unimpressive.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 07:44 PM (krQz2)

262 Well, yeah. But Pepsi blows. Now what Princess

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at August 18, 2025 07:44 PM (wBaIH)

263 NOOD

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 18, 2025 07:44 PM (5+Y60)

264 Comrade Flounder, I'll still buy you a drink.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 18, 2025 07:44 PM (dxWFK)

265 It looks like a Demorat campaign sign to me.

Posted by: fd at August 18, 2025 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

266 I had a problem with IRS. Called them and got the issue resolved in 20 minutes.

Posted by: Accomack at August 18, 2025 07:45 PM (28cZF)

267 Never, ever call and a federal department and expect a live person to answer.

I spent a short 20+ year career playing with my abacus and counting beans. I know the drill. The Treasury dept. was seriously fractured when I called it quits. They are broken now. When the system goes full AI, it will collapse.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at August 18, 2025 07:45 PM (tyHPG)

268 Veronica is a BUNNY BOILER!

Posted by: torabora at August 18, 2025 07:46 PM (KtOUo)

269 All this talk about security guarantees as a major component of a Uke-Rus peace deal is starting to reek of the EU shits expecting the US to supply the money and the muscle. F' that. Let the EU pay for this in treasure and blood. Time for them to stick their dick into something other than their boyfriends.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 18, 2025 07:19 PM (9vYpt)

I say let Ukraine into NATO. They can join about 30 minutes after we leave. NATO, of course, is left with the security guarantees.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 18, 2025 07:47 PM (S/Y4j)

270 Now appearing as the new face of MS NOW: Clippy, Jr.!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 18, 2025 07:48 PM (S/Y4j)

271 I have to admit that the SS Administration was the easiest government department I have ever dealt with . So much so that I wasn't sure that my issues had really been addressed.

Posted by: polynikes at August 18, 2025 07:49 PM (EYmYM)

272 SERENITY NOW!

Posted by: Angel at August 18, 2025 07:51 PM (oiJGz)

273 MS NOW, the Windows 11 of Microsoft News.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 18, 2025 07:56 PM (f1kZG)

274 One of the reasons to hook up with Russia and China is to crush islam.
Posted by: Accomack at August 18, 2025 07:24 PM (oERdd)
'There is iron in the words of Accomack for all men to see.'
- Ten Bears
Posted by: Eromero
===

I considered the three "transnationalizing" all the mid-east oil as a long term solution to the problem.
That and keeping their tech back down to rugs, brass trinkets, ND humping goats. No food from outside and No visas to leave the area too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 18, 2025 07:56 PM (/lPRQ)

275 Reading this article linked over at insty. The author strikes me as a massive GOPenik. Zelensky fan boy. Sack of shit.

Hmmm. Ukraine always feels so fake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 18, 2025 07:58 PM (zZu0s)

276 271 - know what you mean. considering the context.

but the lobby rentacop who considered my antique gerber multitool a "weapon" can eabod&diaf.

*spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 08:06 PM (ppG5b)

277 PMS NOW

Posted by: Chuck Moss at August 18, 2025 09:04 PM (svERT)

278 Pretty funny, considering NBC had been broadcasting on MSNBC commercials touting themselves as "News for the Generation of NOW".... in other words, for people for whom history began when they were born or later . . . ignoramuses, I guess.

Posted by: Fritz at August 18, 2025 09:37 PM (vMtiO)

279 Proper reading of MS NOW:

"My Stupidity NOW"

Posted by: RFHIRSCH at August 18, 2025 10:55 PM (Ke8zc)

280 Fucking morons

Yes, let's demonstrate that the cancer that was carved off the body is doing great now.

On a side note, can't these see delusional fuckers just say the MS NOW 'identifies as MSNBC'? Isn't that how these ass hats do the gymnastics?

I hate these people more than time could allow.

They can't wither and die fast enough after the damage they caused.

Learn to suck cock, I mean code

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at August 18, 2025 11:14 PM (XLfSN)

281 Miz Now, Err America, See BS....

Channels of the Hive Mind. Our zombie wrote a post about it in 2005, which I saved:

Hive Mind
Look, folks, I know plenty of people in the media. Even two NY Times reporters. And I can't even begin to describe to you the completely insular and self-defined world they ALL live in. It's not like they sit around scheming ways to slant their coverage toward the Left. It happens automatically and unconsciously -- like a ball rolling downhill. In fact, they don't even know they're doing it, for the most part. For 98% of journalists under a certain age, they've never even been cognizant of the concept of "even-handedness." For them, writing = promoting paleoliberalism. Even if they were to read this very post, they would not understand.
I'm really almost at a loss for words to describe their mindset. The philosophy goes something like this:

Posted by: Beverly at August 19, 2025 12:30 AM (Epeb0)

282 /2 (Imagine you are inside the hive-mind of American "journalists.") There is a potential future utopia, built on socialist values. It doesn't exist now, but it will exist -- it must exist in the future. Our purpose on the Earth is to bring it into fruition. Every person who sees this future strives for its realization each in his own way. The highest calling is our calling; we control the thoughts of the peons. This dreamt-of utopia can be brought into physical existence if only enough people visualized it happening. Mass "Creative Visualization" = actual physical manifestation. Our job is to increase the number of people visualizing this socialist utopia. Every article we write, every sentence we type, is an inherent part of this effort. And, of course, our editors are part of the same struggle; they only alter our words for the purpose of making them more effective visualization propaganda. Our unstoppable fate is to succeed in this quest. All those who oppose the realization of this utopia are unthinking, brutal monsters. They must be convinced, or ignored.
/exit hive-mind.

Posted by: Beverly at August 19, 2025 12:31 AM (Epeb0)

283 3/This all happens at the subconscious level. They are on autopilot, and no longer have an individual will. They think they do, but they don't.
Almost everyone I know is part of this hive-mind. And they think I'm part of it too.
The stories I could tell.
--ZOMBIE

Posted by: Beverly at August 19, 2025 12:31 AM (Epeb0)

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