Drunken Democrat Assistant Attorney General for Rhode Island Plays the Karen Card: "But I'm the AG!"<br>Maryland Man Governor Confesses Guilt for Stolen Valor

Drunken Democrat Assistant Attorney General for Rhode Island Plays the Karen Card: "But I'm the AG!"
Maryland Man Governor Confesses Guilt for Stolen Valor

I don't know what precipitated this, but this drunk woman and her drunk AWFL wing-woman were asked to leave a restaurant and refused. The cops were called in to escort them out of the place, and they continued insisting they had the right to stay.

The "Assistant Attorney General" insisted that she was an AG 12 times. She also lied about the law, telling the cop he had to turn off his bodycam if she demanded.

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@CollinRugg
NEW: Rhode Island assistant AG 'finds out' after telling an officer how to do his job, arrested for trespassing.
Devon Flanagan: If I ask you to turn off the body cam, you have to.
Friend: She's a f*cking lawyer, so she knows.
Officer: Well, that's BS.

Left-wing women seek credentials so that they can spout their stupid, evil bullshit and then claim "But I'm an expert" when challenged.

Obviously she had a momentary moment of lucidity and realized her drunken Karen caterwauling would hurt her reputation with the public.

Instead of simply leaving as the restaurant owner and police demanded, she Karenned herself into an arrest for trespass.

Videos below.

Meanwhile, Maryland's Democrat governor admits that he lied when he claimed he was a Bronze Star winner on an application for a fellowship.

Well, he admits this wasn't true. But he says it was an "honest mistake."

He claims his superior officer told him to claim he had received the Bronze Star. He hadn't. Allegedly his name was submitted for one, but the Army denied him the award.

His claim that this was an "honest mistake" is belied by the fact that he continued running for governor as a "Bronze Star winner" and never corrected press profiles that credited him with the award.

Democratic Maryland Gov. Wes Moore claimed Thursday that it was "an honest mistake" when he lied about being a prestigious Bronze Star recipient on a 2006 White House fellowship application.
Moore, who was 27 years old when he applied for the White House position, blamed his Army superiors for the inclusion of the falsehood on the application and said he never corrected the mistake because he was eager to "begin the next phase" of his life, in a statement released after the New York Times reported on the embellishment.
Maryland Gov. Wes Moore claimed lying about being a Bronze Star recipient was "an honest mistake."
"These are the facts," the Maryland governor wrote in his lengthy statement. "While serving overseas with the Army, I was encouraged to fill out an application for the White House Fellowship by my deputy brigade commander. In fact, he helped me edit it before I sent it in. At the time, he had recommended me for the Bronze Star. He told me to include the Bronze Star award on my application after confirming with two other senior-level officers that they had also signed off on the commendation."
Moore noted that his deputy brigade commander "felt comfortable with instructing me to include the award" on the application because he was under the impression that the medal for heroic or meritorious service had already been "approved by his senior leadership."

"In the military, there is an understanding that if a senior officer tells you that an action is approved, you can trust that as a fact. That is why it was part of the application, plain and simple," the governor explained.
"Towards the end of my deployment, I was disappointed to learn that I hadn't received the Bronze Star. But I was ready to begin the next phase of my life," Moore continued.
During his 2022 run for governor, Moore was credited with receiving the Bronze Star during media interviews and never indicated that he had not received the award, according to the Associated Press.
In his statement, Moore did not explain why he failed to correct the record during those interviews, only noting that he regrets not correcting the application.

2/ After Asst. Attorney General Devon Hogan Flanagan yelled "I'M AN AG" ELEVEN TIMES, she threatened police. "Buddy, you're gonna regret this."

She tried to say it 12X but police shut the door after "A" & before "G."

So that's 11.5X.

I'm not sure, but I think she's an AG. pic.twitter.com/ps8kYqYVxq
— Nicole Solas, Sued by the Teachers Union (@Nicoletta0602) August 18, 2025

4/ Anyone living in RI for 5 mins knows this DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM charade, but this particular brand of RI Attorneys General appear to follow the lead of Democrat RI Attorney General @AGNeronha who has his own unhinged media legacy.

These ppl are not fit to enforce the law.
— Nicole Solas, Sued by the Teachers Union (@Nicoletta0602) August 18, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 03:15 PM

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1 BOOZE!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 03:15 PM (/HDaX)

2 And I nooded.

Also noted on the last thread that she sucks as an AG if she doesn't know the difference between "detained" and "arrested".

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 03:16 PM (/HDaX)

3 Is there even 1 Democrimial who doesn't do dirty deeds?

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2025 03:17 PM (+qU29)

4 These people are uniformly degenerates.

It must be a requirement for getting the nomination.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:18 PM (N1tpc)

5 This all part of the psyop to make us believe that RI exists.

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 03:18 PM (Z1dZR)

6 So...next Senator from RI? Even JackStraw will vote for her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

7 I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL.

Posted by: DRUNK-ASS BITCH at August 18, 2025 03:19 PM (wtvvX)

8 LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 03:19 PM (ppG5b)

9 Is she single?

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.2% at August 18, 2025 03:19 PM (jvJvP)

10 Is there even 1 Democrimial who doesn't do dirty deeds?

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2025 03:17 PM (+qU29)

No, you gotta be a dickhead to join, and they will check.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2025 03:19 PM (snZF9)

11 Well, he admits this wasn't true. But he says it was an "honest mistake."
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SOP for Democrats.

I'm only surprised that Hunter hasn't claimed a Navy Cross.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2025 03:19 PM (XeU6L)

12 . The cops were called in to escort them out of the place, and they continued insisting they had the right to stay.

there are YouTube channels devoted solely to cop bodycam videos. The creators are raking it in, based on the number of these types of videos and the views they draw, into the millions.
Who doesn't love watching a Karen get "invited" to the backseat of a cruiser, properly restrained of course.
And yes, the AWFLs pulling rank is a running motif

Posted by: kallisto at August 18, 2025 03:19 PM (dCxaZ)

13 A segment of the female population - educated/credentialed - has well and truly lost its mind. Their behavior is indistinguishable from the people who show up in episodes of COPS!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2025 03:20 PM (guCHD)

14 At least we got a nice upskirt shot in that first video.

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 03:20 PM (Z1dZR)

15 At least the scrunt from Rhode Island can partially blame her behavior on booze.

The scrunt from Maryland is a complete Filet o' Shit.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 18, 2025 03:20 PM (wtvvX)

16 Remember, Wes Moore is white progressives' favorite black candidate of 2028.

The guy who can't get a bridge built but is black.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

17 10 No, you gotta be a dickhead to join, and they will check.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2025 03:19 PM (snZF9)

If you really want it, they'll provide the dead girl or live boy.

Posted by: XTC at August 18, 2025 03:20 PM (UnA8+)

18 I recall this happening before... the 'Do you know who I am' defense.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2025 03:20 PM (XeU6L)

19 Prediction:

Cop will be fined an absurd sum for saying "what's wrong with you" because wayciss.

There will be Training and unpaid leave.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2025 03:21 PM (VoAdT)

20 She probably bitched about the bologna sammich served at lock up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2025 03:21 PM (gm9Sb)

21 Ace hasn't gotten to it yet but what the actual fkity fk is going on with that fking weirdo Comey?

Posted by: fd at August 18, 2025 03:21 PM (uH1zk)

22 Nothing worse than a loud mouthed, screaming immature brat.

Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, democrat scold at August 18, 2025 03:21 PM (Z3Vfa)

23 He claims his superior officer told him to claim he had received the Bronze Star. He hadn't. Allegedly his name was submitted for one, but the Army denied him the award.

I asked the IRS if I could take a particular tax break.

They said no.

But I took it anyway. So since its an honest mistake they can't penalize me for it right?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2025 03:22 PM (t0Rmr)

24 That does it. We need to rid ourselves of Rhode Island. Its not a state. Its an amusement park. It gets an '!' and looses its star. Fucking Yankees.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 18, 2025 03:22 PM (W3T6M)

25 She should have been arrested for a lot more than just trespass.

Drunk and disorderly, resisting arrest, etc...

Make her plea down.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:22 PM (N1tpc)

26 I'm something of a law enforcement officer myself.

Posted by: Rhode Island Assistant AG at August 18, 2025 03:22 PM (wVcYX)

27 Reece Witherspoon called and said "what an embarrassment."

Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2025 03:22 PM (dGCAG)

28 In his statement, Moore did not explain why he failed to correct the record during those interviews, only noting that he regrets not correcting the application.
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Translation: He regrets getting caught in his lie.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 18, 2025 03:22 PM (7fElN)

29 Rhode Island is a fake Hollywood movie state, like East Dakota and Vermont.

Posted by: toby928 at August 18, 2025 03:22 PM (jc0TO)

30 All they had to do was leave.

Police: "What's wrong w you? You're acting like a kid!"

They are champs of the You Are Not the Boss of Me mindset.

Nobody tells them what to do: not at home, not at work. Not at Wegman's not at Neiman-Marcus. Not at the gym or the yoga studio. Especially not at Total Wine.

They are so accustomed to having gotten their way by their Mean Girl Bully demeanor, they don't respect the cop authoritah

Posted by: kallisto at August 18, 2025 03:22 PM (dCxaZ)

31 And yes, the AWFLs pulling rank is a running motif
Posted by: kallisto at August 18, 2025 03:19 PM (dCxaZ)

I think I must have seen about 80% of all of them at this point. I denounce myself but golly, they sure are entertaining.

And never say I'm not a giver. This video has to be one of the best of the lot. Enjoy:

https://youtu.be/UoU-KCx3frU

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 03:23 PM (/HDaX)

32 My Senior Drill Instructor said I deserved the Order of Lenin.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2025 03:23 PM (gm9Sb)

33 If you want a treat, search 'Drunk Democrat arrested' you'll get a page or more of such incidents.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2025 03:23 PM (XeU6L)

34 Cop kept telling her to relax. Doesn't he know the code phrase is "calm down?"

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 18, 2025 03:23 PM (u4Nk5)

35 So...next Senator from RI? Even JackStraw will vote for her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

I've forever been amazed that Joe Biden was a senator for almost my entire life.

Someone so universally derided as a moron, so obviously corrupt, so obviously sleazy... and Delaware kept electing him.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:23 PM (N1tpc)

36 She's not bad looking. (Devon Hogan Flanagan)

OTOH, her soy boy who says "I'm right here" a couple of dozen times is just annoying. Dude, tell her to STFU and act like an adult.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2025 03:23 PM (Riz8t)

37 Devon Flanagan's "boyfriend" in the video looks and sounds like he can discuss the varietals of dick like a penis sommelier. Is that homo really straight?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

38 Devon Flanagan: If I ask you to turn off the body cam, you have to.

The left: Cops are rayciss kill bots

Also the left: So they need to wear body cams all the time

Also, also the left: Unless I tell them to turn them off

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2025 03:24 PM (t0Rmr)

39 At least we got a nice upskirt shot in that first video.
Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 03:20 PM (Z1dZR)

And damned near a nip slip in video two.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 03:24 PM (/HDaX)

40 21 - my guess is shrooms

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 03:24 PM (ppG5b)

41 Vermont is real, and the maple syrup is spectacular

Posted by: 496 at August 18, 2025 03:24 PM (dZIAr)

42 Pro tip. Do not be a drunk and fuck around with the cops in Newport. They've been throwing drunks in jail for many years. They are very good at it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 03:24 PM (viF8m)

43 20 She probably bitched about the bologna sammich served at lock up.
Posted by: bill in arkansas,
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They were probably drunk and obnoxious causing customers to leave and or turn away at the door.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 03:24 PM (Cm8rh)

44 A segment of the female population - educated/credentialed - has well and truly lost its mind.

the Girlboss mentality, or if it is a WoC, the Slay Kween attitude

lol

Posted by: kallisto at August 18, 2025 03:24 PM (dCxaZ)

45 oh yeah fd I agree - add Comey to the rogue's gallery here

he is a LOONY

16 Remember, Wes Moore is white progressives' favorite black candidate of 2028.

I think not. Falsus et unum; falsus et omnium

he's toast, in other words. he's not even good enough for MARYLAND

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 18, 2025 03:24 PM (Pv3Rg)

46 Well, he admits this wasn't true. But he says it was an "honest mistake."

What he means is that he honestly didn't think he'd get caught.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2025 03:25 PM (Riz8t)

47 I asked the IRS if I could take a particular tax break.

They said no.

But I took it anyway. So since its an honest mistake they can't penalize me for it right?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2025 03:22 PM (t0Rmr)

I asked Morgan Fairchild if I could.....

Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2025 03:25 PM (dGCAG)

48 Rhode Island is a fake Hollywood movie state, like East Dakota and Vermont.
Posted by: toby928
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Bear in mind that the former Gov. of RI was Raimondo. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2025 03:25 PM (XeU6L)

49 >>I think I must have seen about 80% of all of them at this point. I denounce myself but golly, they sure are entertaining.

>And never say I'm not a giver. This video has to be one of the best of the lot. Enjoy:

https://youtu.be/UoU-KCx3frU

Thanks. These videos are awesome. My favs are the Airport Bodycam Videos.
Spirit Airlines has quite the clientele.

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 03:25 PM (Z1dZR)

50 Someone so universally derided as a moron, so obviously corrupt, so obviously sleazy... and Delaware kept electing him.

as compared to a typical DE resident, he is a Super Genius!

(in memory of Blue Hen)

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 18, 2025 03:26 PM (Pv3Rg)

51 I know little about RI politicians, except for when they get into trouble in a.very bad and public manner, but I have to say I much prefer the 17th century "politician" and minister. Roger Williams who founded what would later become Rhode Island to such cretins as this woman.and others.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2025 03:26 PM (2GCMq)

52 45 16 Remember, Wes Moore is white progressives' favorite black candidate of 2028.

I think not. Falsus et unum; falsus et omnium

he's toast, in other words. he's not even good enough for MARYLAND
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 18, 2025 03:24 PM (Pv3Rg)

=========

Wes Moore was never going to gain traction because no one knows who the fuck he is.

However, online chatter for months has been, "Wes Moore will save us!" from white progressives on X.

That was until Gavin Newsom all made them wet their pants by doing incredibly stupid and pointless gestures. They are the "anyone but Kamala" brigade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

53 After Asst. Attorney General Devon Hogan Flanagan yelled "I'M AN AG" ELEVEN TIMES, she threatened police. "Buddy, you're gonna regret this."

In a sane state this would get you kicked out of office.

But this is RI so I assume she'll be re-elected and the cop is getting busted to checking the liquor licenses of strip clubs in the state...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2025 03:26 PM (t0Rmr)

54 In his statement, Moore did not explain why he failed to correct the record during those interviews, only noting that he regrets not correcting the application.
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Why I never joined in abusing George Santos. He just thought he was a Democrat.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 18, 2025 03:26 PM (s0JqF)

55 >>That does it. We need to rid ourselves of Rhode Island. Its not a state. Its an amusement park. It gets an '!' and looses its star. Fucking Yankees.

What's this we shit? You southern insurrections are still on probation for the next forever.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 03:26 PM (viF8m)

56 Ace hasn't gotten to it yet but what the actual fkity fk is going on with that fking weirdo Comey?
Posted by: fd
.....

He's a Swiftie. So... gay.

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2025 03:26 PM (UjdFS)

57 "Don't you know who I am?"

"No."

"I'm the human embodiment of the Left's totalitarian soul!"

"Oh, OK. You have the right to remain silent..."

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2025 03:26 PM (pMi6S)

58 I think not. Falsus et unum; falsus et omnium

he's toast, in other words.

I wish I could agree with you, but I don't. Anyone who says he's unfit will be called out for racism.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2025 03:26 PM (Riz8t)

59 Rhode Island. Cherry County, NE. King Ranch, TX. Discuss.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2025 03:26 PM (gm9Sb)

60 Wow, Newport! Quite the swanky playground. I wonder where this privileged b*tch is staying (or does she live there)?

Posted by: Isophorone at August 18, 2025 03:27 PM (IG5iM)

61 Here lies Lester Moore.

No shots from a 44.

No bronze star, no Moore.

Posted by: What could have been at August 18, 2025 03:27 PM (vlkaB)

62 Thanks. These videos are awesome. My favs are the Airport Bodycam Videos.
Spirit Airlines has quite the clientele.

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 03:25 PM (Z1dZR)

I'm going to a conference in TB next month.

Cheapest flight was on Spirit... I politely declined.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:27 PM (N1tpc)

63 Second video of second highest law in the state.
What. A. State.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 03:27 PM (Cm8rh)

64 Reason 134 I'm not fit to be in LE... I'd have slammed the car door so hard both her feet would be broken about the 3rd time she kicked the door back open.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2025 03:27 PM (Q4IgG)

65 "He's a Swiftie. So... gay.
Posted by: wth"

He's even more loopy than I thought. You can't make this squit up.

Posted by: fd at August 18, 2025 03:28 PM (vFG9F)

66 What's this we shit? You southern insurrections are still on probation for the next forever.
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Tell you're fellow Yankees to stay home and enjoy the suck. The blue wall fell and the shit has hit the fan.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 18, 2025 03:28 PM (W3T6M)

67 Now, tell me this person wants an even share of what the average citizen would get in this case.

The request for VIP treatment is not completely different from a profit motive.

They *pretend* to be humble servants of the people--to some degree anyway, but they want to be overlords.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 03:28 PM (krQz2)

68 I'll say this for RI...every blue state gets f*cked by its lunatic elected officials, and if I am getting f*cked by an assistant AG I'm choosing Devon Flanagan

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2025 03:28 PM (t0Rmr)

69 How big an ass di you have to be to get arrested for willful trespass? Just leave when asked to leave.

Posted by: Ann at August 18, 2025 03:29 PM (4neFu)

70 I was ~~kangz!~~ bronze star recipient.

Posted by: Wes Moore at August 18, 2025 03:29 PM (vlkaB)

71 Thanks. These videos are awesome. My favs are the Airport Bodycam Videos.
Spirit Airlines has quite the clientele.

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 03:25 PM (Z1dZR)

I'm going to a conference in TB next month.

Cheapest flight was on Spirit... I politely declined.

You could always go by ship. I hear Carnival is nice.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2025 03:29 PM (Riz8t)

72 would hit tbh

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 18, 2025 03:29 PM (V6W16)

73 DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

If I don't do I get the home game version and a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat as a consolation prize?

Posted by: Minuteman at August 18, 2025 03:29 PM (47/pr)

74 Neither of of the "ladies" offered the cops sex to get out of the problem. Definitely Karen's

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2025 03:29 PM (O3XOV)

75 Thanks. These videos are awesome. My favs are the Airport Bodycam Videos.
Spirit Airlines has quite the clientele.

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 03:25 PM (Z1dZR)

Yeah, the combination of drunks and airplanes leads to some rather interesting interactions. o_O

No small wonder Spirit's going bankrupt.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 03:29 PM (/HDaX)

76 >>Tell you're fellow Yankees to stay home and enjoy the suck. The blue wall fell and the shit has hit the fan.

We give you guys indoor plumbing and get you to stop marrying your sisters and this is the thanks we get.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 03:29 PM (viF8m)

77 And the "press" never even considered checking that the black democrat was a Bronze Star winner did they? I'm sure the "press" would have checked if he were a white republican.

Was lying just his culture so it was overlooked?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 18, 2025 03:30 PM (17s+e)

78 Beau Biden was the AG of Delaware. You think he was any better behaved or ethical?

Posted by: Raid On Evidence Locker at August 18, 2025 03:30 PM (G5+As)

79 You could always go by ship. I hear Carnival is nice.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2025 03:29 PM (Riz8t)

Nice try, I've seen those videos too...

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:30 PM (N1tpc)

80 Meanwhile, Maryland's Democrat governor admits that he lied when he claimed he was a Bronze Star winner on an application for a fellowship.

Well, he admits this wasn't true. But he says it was an "honest mistake."

Bullsh*t!
This asshat is a lying bastard.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2025 03:30 PM (2WIwB)

81 Devon Flanagan's "boyfriend" in the video looks and sounds like he can discuss the varietals of dick like a penis sommelier. Is that homo really straight?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:23 PM (iFTx/)
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Oh, my bad, that wasn't Flanagan's "boyfriend." That was her friend Veronica Hannan's "boyfriend."

So ... with names like these, we're talking belligerent Irish drunks, right?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

82 These chicks are about five years old in emotional maturity. Maybe four.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 18, 2025 03:30 PM (cNcGv)

83 The point is not to "get away" with anything. The point is to be seen.

Quietly getting into the back of the car, and then telling the cop that you're not the sort of person one arrests, is how she plays this to get away with it.

Making a giant ruckus on the sidewalk is how you play it to get maximum attention. Like a child.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2025 03:31 PM (VoAdT)

84 the blonde drunk chick is pretty cute I gotta say

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 18, 2025 03:31 PM (Pv3Rg)

85 We give you guys indoor plumbing and get you to stop marrying your sisters and this is the thanks we get.
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Are you British?

Posted by: pudinhead at August 18, 2025 03:31 PM (W3T6M)

86 Pro tip. Do not be a drunk and fuck around with the cops in Newport. They've been throwing drunks in jail for many years. They are very good at it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 03:24 PM

And one of the smaller local papers used to have a hilarious police blotter.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2025 03:31 PM (dPfyF)

87 They should have tazed the second one. She needed an attitude adjustment.

Posted by: Ride the lightning at August 18, 2025 03:31 PM (UCRIj)

88 If an Alabama couple gets divorced, are they still legally cousins?

Posted by: toby928 at August 18, 2025 03:31 PM (jc0TO)

89 We give you guys indoor plumbing and get you to stop marrying your sisters and this is the thanks we get.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 03:29 PM (viF8m)

Maybe if we'd have done that for Iraq and Afghanistan, it would have worked better than "nation-building".

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:31 PM (N1tpc)

90 85 We give you guys indoor plumbing and get you to stop marrying your sisters and this is the thanks we get.
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Are you British?
Posted by: pudinhead at August 18, 2025 03:31 PM (W3T6M)

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Romans brought us the plumbing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

91 24 That does it. We need to rid ourselves of Rhode Island. Its not a state. Its an amusement park. It gets an '!' and looses its star. Fucking Yankees.
Posted by: pudinhead

Next do Delaware.

Posted by: Wes Moore at August 18, 2025 03:32 PM (vlkaB)

92 Here lies Lester Moore.

No shots from a 44.

No bronze star, no Moore.
Posted by: What could have been at August 18, 2025 03:27 PM (vlkaB)

***

He needs to be on Boot-up his ass-Hill.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 18, 2025 03:32 PM (2WIwB)

93 The Las Cruces cops have to put up drunk women that go off the rails all the time. The solution? The Wrap. This video is a prime example of why they use it.

RI should take note.

https://youtu.be/sz-XliXSTI4

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 18, 2025 03:32 PM (9vYpt)

94 You could always go by ship. I hear Carnival is nice.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 18, 2025 03:29 PM (Riz8t)

Nice try, I've seen those videos too...
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:30 PM (N1tpc)
_____

"Section 8 Cruise." Although Carnival is trying to change that image, and even the expensive cruises can get rowdy after a few days after non-stop drinking.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

95 64 Reason 134 I'm not fit to be in LE... I'd have slammed the car door so hard both her feet would be broken about the 3rd time she kicked the door back open.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2025 03:27 PM (Q4IgG)

Lord help me, i was hoping he would do that. Im a horrible person.

Posted by: moki at August 18, 2025 03:32 PM (wLjpr)

96 >>Tell you're fellow Yankees to stay home and enjoy the suck. The blue wall fell and the shit has hit the fan.

We give you guys indoor plumbing and get you to stop marrying your sisters and this is the thanks we get.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 03:29 PM (viF8m)

We gave peace offerings of cornbread, sweet tea, and Texas BBQ in return.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2025 03:32 PM (wVcYX)

97 I'll say this for RI...every blue state gets f*cked by its lunatic elected officials, and if I am getting f*cked by an assistant AG I'm choosing Devon Flanagan
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2025 03:28 PM (t0Rmr)

Yeah, she and her friend look like they'd be a lot of fun.

Out here, we got Katie "Abortion Barbie" Hobbs.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2025 03:32 PM (dGCAG)

98 Those two chicks aren't exactly making the case for Rhode Island, are they.

Posted by: bluebell at August 18, 2025 03:32 PM (79pEw)

99 Ace hasn't gotten to it yet but what the actual fkity fk is going on with that fking weirdo Comey?
Posted by: fd
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Act 1 of coming out as a homo. Thinking he thinks it will play better when he gets charged with sedition and the many conspiracies he has done.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 18, 2025 03:32 PM (17s+e)

100 But this is RI so I assume she'll be re-elected and the cop is getting busted to checking the liquor licenses of strip clubs in the state...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2025 03:26 PM

Fun fact....in Rhode Island 16 year old girls can get a job as a stripper if they have their parents permission and they get off from work by 11:30 PM.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 18, 2025 03:33 PM (0N4FZ)

101 90 85 We give you guys indoor plumbing and get you to stop marrying your sisters and this is the thanks we get.
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Are you British?
Posted by: pudinhead at August 18, 2025 03:31 PM (W3T6M)
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Romans brought us the plumbing.
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It was the Greek homos.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 18, 2025 03:33 PM (W3T6M)

102 Honestly if a cop gives you a ticket the best thing you can do is just play it nice.

Later yell and shout if you want, but screaming in the cop's face is never going to help you.

Also, it is funny, I live in a blue area - my neighbors tell me all the time that no one needs a car and that we need more cops cutting down on dangerous driving...and then every year or so they complain about their latest traffic ticket and don't the cops have anything more important to do?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2025 03:33 PM (t0Rmr)

103 94
"Section 8 Cruise." Although Carnival is trying to change that image, and even the expensive cruises can get rowdy after a few days after non-stop drinking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

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I've never been on a rowdy cruise.

Though, Dolley did buy the drink package for our next cruise.

December of...2026.

We'll see if she keeps it until boarding day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

104 LMAO...that Assistant AG has an interesting history, including an internship for Senator "Da Nang Dick" Blumenthal.

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2025 03:33 PM (dIske)

105 Just because some Dog-Faced Pony Soldier has a Bronze Star doesn't mean I'm going to put him in office to run the country.

What's wrong with these people?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 18, 2025 03:33 PM (/vPt3)

106 Meanwhile, Maryland's Democrat governor admits that he lied when he claimed he was a Bronze Star winner on an application for a fellowship.

Well, he admits this wasn't true. But he says it was an "honest mistake."

Bullsh*t!
This asshat is a lying bastard.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Uh...just an honest mistake.

Posted by: Senator Richard Blumenthal (D) at August 18, 2025 03:33 PM (XeU6L)

107 >>>He claims his superior officer told him to claim he had received the Bronze Star.

You know who else was "just following orders?"

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 03:33 PM (i24o9)

108 We gave peace offerings of cornbread, sweet tea, and Texas BBQ in return.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2025 03:32 PM (wVcYX)

Give me the North Carolina BBQ instead please.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:33 PM (N1tpc)

109 Fun fact....in Rhode Island 16 year old girls can get a job as a stripper if they have their parents permission and they get off from work by 11:30 PM.

Err, isn't it illegal in RI for an adult to watch an underage stripper?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2025 03:34 PM (t0Rmr)

110 Thanks. These videos are awesome. My favs are the Airport Bodycam Videos.
Spirit Airlines has quite the clientele.

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 03:25 PM (Z1dZR)

Yeah, the combination of drunks and airplanes leads to some rather interesting interactions. o_O

No small wonder Spirit's going bankrupt.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 03:29 PM

Not gonna lie...my favorite crazies are the Moorish Sovereign Citizen types.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2025 03:34 PM (dPfyF)

111 Meanwhile, Maryland's Democrat governor admits that he lied when he claimed he was a Bronze Star winner on an application for a fellowship.

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Well, Wheyface Wes is no Tampon Tim.

Posted by: ShainS -- Donald the Lionhearted 2028! at August 18, 2025 03:34 PM (exeT2)

112 Hopefully Comey is sweating out every night and eyes wide open waiting for that 4am break in from the Feds

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2025 03:34 PM (+qU29)

113 You'd think an AG would know that arguing the law is what you do in front of a judge not the cop but you'd be wrong.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2025 03:34 PM (Y5PQs)

114 "Babe? Babe?"
"I'm right here. Relax."

I've had this exchange, IYKWIM.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 18, 2025 03:34 PM (QArof)

115 Still watching that video linked above:

"GIVE HIM A TICKET"

Holy cow. What a sweet girl.

Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 03:35 PM (Z1dZR)

116 Those two chicks aren't exactly making the case for Rhode Island, are they.

Posted by: bluebell at August 18, 2025 03:32 PM (79pEw)

Drunk chicks gone wild. You see them everywhere there are clubs. They are legion at the jersey shore.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2025 03:35 PM (snZF9)

117 >>>Drunken Democrat Assistant Attorney General for Rhode Island Plays the Karen Card:

I was going to make a "joke" about democrats, but do we know this particular Assistant AG is a democrat?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 03:35 PM (i24o9)

118 "Section 8 Cruise." Although Carnival is trying to change that image, and even the expensive cruises can get rowdy after a few days after non-stop drinking.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:32 PM (iFTx/)

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I've never been on a rowdy cruise.

Though, Dolley did buy the drink package for our next cruise.

December of...2026.

We'll see if she keeps it until boarding day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:33 PM (GBKbO)
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Not your booze package you need to worry about. It's everyone else's ....

Just ask my brother, who's taken some very expensive cruises. I've only taken one cruise: and it was a total of 13 guests on the boat -- and we were 4 of them -- to Galapagos.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

119 LMAO...that Assistant AG has an interesting history, including an internship for Senator "Da Nang Dick" Blumenthal.
Posted by: Orson
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See 106

Sleeze of a feather flock together.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2025 03:35 PM (XeU6L)

120 118 Not your booze package you need to worry about. It's everyone else's ....

Just ask my brother, who's taken some very expensive cruises. I've only taken one cruise: and it was a total of 13 guests on the boat -- and we were 4 of them -- to Galapagos.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

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Now...those are expensive cruises.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

121 Give me the North Carolina BBQ instead please.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:33 PM (N1tpc)

Substitution allowed, though there's no accounting for taste.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2025 03:36 PM (wVcYX)

122 Those two chicks aren't exactly making the case for Rhode Island, are they.
Posted by: bluebell at August 18, 2025 03:32 PM

This is why I could never be a police officer. Two seconds into some of these lunatics screaming and carrying on, and I'd be flicking water in their face yelling "The power of Christ compels you!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2025 03:36 PM (dPfyF)

123 You'd think an AG would know that arguing the law is what you do in front of a judge not the cop but you'd be wrong.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2025 03:34 PM (Y5PQs)

To alcohol: the cause of- and solution to- all of life's problems

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:36 PM (N1tpc)

124 Afternoon, Ace and All.

BREAKING NEWS: Jim Comey is a Swiftie.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2025 03:36 PM (77rzZ)

125 She is not a real Attorney General.

It's Rhode Island ffs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2025 03:36 PM (RIvkX)

126 Tucumcari NM cops when they call the tribal cops in from the Rez for back up on a Saturday night.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2025 03:36 PM (gm9Sb)

127 meh, the Wes Moore thing will blow over. Tampon Tim not only lied about carrying weapons "in war", he literally ran away from his unit when he was going to get deployed to said war, and paid basically zero price for it. His jazz hands did more to hurt the ticket than lying about his military record.

Posted by: the dandy at August 18, 2025 03:37 PM (8l8nW)

128 Not gonna lie...my favorite crazies are the Moorish Sovereign Citizen types.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2025 03:34 PM (dPfyF)

You just mentioned one of my favorite categories. My personal best video producer is Van Balion.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 03:37 PM (/HDaX)

129 The restaurant behind the drunk blonde is the Clark Cooke House. It's pretty damn good. 4 floors with a rooftop deck with view of the harbor. I used to know a few of the bartenders which came in handy at pour time.

The basement floor is a dance bar called the Boom Boom Room. A significant part of yute was spent in that place. It's not nearly as crazy as it used to be. The crowd got more moneyed and the crazy declined. Sad.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 03:37 PM (viF8m)

130 Drunken Democrat Assistant Attorney General for Rhode Island Plays the Karen Card:

I was going to make a "joke" about democrats, but do we know this particular Assistant AG is a democrat?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 03:35 PM (i24o9)

See bolding.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:37 PM (N1tpc)

131 the blonde drunk chick is pretty cute I gotta say
Posted by: Black Orchid

We almost had boobage there for second.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 18, 2025 03:37 PM (L/fGl)

132 127 meh, the Wes Moore thing will blow over. Tampon Tim not only lied about carrying weapons "in war", he literally ran away from his unit when he was going to get deployed to said war, and paid basically zero price for it. His jazz hands did more to hurt the ticket than lying about his military record.
Posted by: the dandy at August 18, 2025 03:37 PM (8l8nW)

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Wes Moore can't blow over.

Because he was never going to go anywhere in a 2028 presidential primary anyway.

Black people already have their candidate. She was robbed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

133 At least we got a nice upskirt shot in that first video.
14 Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 03:20

Looking closely she had on color coordinated red skivvies that did not completely conceal the fact that she was riding the cotton pony.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 18, 2025 03:37 PM (47/pr)

134 >>>We give you guys indoor plumbing and get you to stop marrying your sisters and this is the thanks we get.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Well, indoor plumbing is a thing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 03:37 PM (Cm8rh)

135 See 106

Sleeze of a feather flock together.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2025 03:35 PM (XeU6L)
________________________

This is just like that Kevin Bacon 6 degrees of separation. Ace connects the stories accidentally. NOISE!!!

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2025 03:37 PM (dIske)

136 Actual footage of an affluent liberal white woman facing consequences for the first time.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2025 03:37 PM (Skc+N)

137 I never understood cruises.

Why not just a hotel?

AFAICT, it is mainly about getting outside US jurisdiction to avoid the labor and safety regulations. Think about that.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 18, 2025 03:37 PM (vlkaB)

138 She should have been arrested for a lot more than just trespass.

Drunk and disorderly, resisting arrest, etc...

Make her plea down.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:22 PM (N1tpc)

--

... from "parading."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 18, 2025 03:38 PM (QArof)

139 137 I never understood cruises.

Why not just a hotel?

AFAICT, it is mainly about getting outside US jurisdiction to avoid the labor and safety regulations. Think about that.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 18, 2025 03:37 PM (vlkaB)

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Cruises are vacation on easy mode.

Your hotel goes with you, and you see multiple places.

It's not a hard concept.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

140 Also, I guess there was a bomb scare in Times Square.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2025 03:38 PM (77rzZ)

141 Holy cow. What a sweet girl.
Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 03:35 PM (Z1dZR)

There's a follow on video to that case where she gets stopped again. You can tell she's medicated and trying desperately not to come off the rails again.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 03:38 PM (/HDaX)

142 Substitution allowed, though there's no accounting for taste.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2025 03:36 PM (wVcYX)

I'll take the Texas brisket, but otherwise give me the NC pulled port.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:38 PM (N1tpc)

143 How big an ass di you have to be to get arrested for willful trespass? Just leave when asked to leave.

Posted by: Ann at August 18, 2025 03:29 PM (4neFu)

It's a pretty common charge in body cam videos. It's often what sets the whole fiasco off-someone refuses to leave somewhere, the cops get called, and the show gets rolling.

Posted by: pookysgirl has seen some pretty outrageous behavior at August 18, 2025 03:38 PM (Wt5PA)

144 Reason number 1,000 I'm not fit for elected office: if I was caught wasted in public I would simply try to melt in humiliation.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 18, 2025 03:38 PM (kTd/k)

145
This is why I could never be a police officer. Two seconds into some of these lunatics screaming and carrying on, and I'd be flicking water in their face yelling "The power of Christ compels you!"

I'm reminded of a cause celebre from a few years ago where a cop was handcuffing a black guy over the hood of his car and then suddenly slammed the guy's head into the hood... "for no reason"

However there was a camera because it was at a gas station and the camera showed the guy punched the cop in the balls while he was trying to handcuff him...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2025 03:38 PM (t0Rmr)

146 You just mentioned one of my favorite categories. My personal best video producer is Van Balion.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 03:37 PM

He's great, although for absolute deadpan mockery, may I recommend Shane's Dumb Criminals?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2025 03:39 PM (dPfyF)

147 Also, I guess there was a bomb scare in Times Square.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2025 03:38 PM (77rzZ)
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A.k.a. Marvel's last movie.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 03:39 PM (krQz2)

148 48 Rhode Island is a fake Hollywood movie state, like East Dakota and Vermont.
Posted by: toby928
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Bear in mind that the former Gov. of RI was Raimondo. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Rhode Island is a bot?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 18, 2025 03:39 PM (sAmhv)

149 Meanwhile, Maryland's Democrat governor admits that he lied when he claimed he was a Bronze Star winner on an application for a fellowship.

Well, he admits this wasn't true. But he says it was an "honest mistake."

Bullsh*t!
This asshat is a lying bastard.
Posted by: Diogenes

Right? A mistake is putting your car key in your front door. Claiming you flew against and defeated the Ko-dan armada is a different deal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2025 03:39 PM (snZF9)

150
Special Forces, Recon

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 03:39 PM (kkTda)

151 He's great, although for absolute deadpan mockery, may I recommend Shane's Dumb Criminals?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2025 03:39 PM (dPfyF)

I will definitely have to give that channel a look.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 03:39 PM (/HDaX)

152 Dear Wes;

An honest mistake? Sure, Jan. You're a lying sack of sh*t like every other power-hungry money-grubbing poseur.

Also, you suck as governor. Get a real job, if you can.

Love, Franpsycho

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2025 03:39 PM (RIvkX)

153 Big News - Falcons sign free-agent backup QB and are in talks with Rams to receive Kirk Cousins. Big News.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 18, 2025 03:39 PM (W3T6M)

154 This is why I could never be a police officer. Two seconds into some of these lunatics screaming and carrying on, and I'd be flicking water in their face yelling "The power of Christ compels you!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2025 03:36 PM (dPfyF)
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They'd probably melt.

Posted by: bluebell at August 18, 2025 03:40 PM (79pEw)

155 Veronica Hannan needs to be told to "calm down."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 18, 2025 03:40 PM (17s+e)

156 This is why I could never be a police officer. Two seconds into some of these lunatics screaming and carrying on, and I'd be flicking water in their face yelling "The power of Christ compels you!"

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Nobody should discriminate against you on account of your religious exercise.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 03:40 PM (krQz2)

157 the Girlboss mentality, or if it is a WoC, the Slay Kween attitude

Those are the same attitude, especially when drunk.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 18, 2025 03:40 PM (2ocoG)

158 I'd like to know what started the Drunk Karen Episode. My guess is that someone at the restaurant noticed a commotion and started filming. So we may yet find out.

But beyond that, while these two bimbos were clearly drunk, they were not falling-down drunk, and still had enough faculties to semi-coherently argue with police. Why didn't they just leave the restaurant before it escalated into arrests?

That, plus the guys they were with don't seem drunk at all. They both are playing it cool and not interfering with the cops. Why didn't they get the girls out of there before it escalated?

I can't tell you how many times I had to drag drunk friends out of bad situations before they got really bad. If I was there with the girls, I would have gotten them out of there long before the cops showed up.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

159
I found this longer body cam video of this encounter, starting when the cops first got there with this pair of AWFLs:

https://tinyurl.com/29coo6za

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2025 03:40 PM (w6EFb)

160 He's great, although for absolute deadpan mockery, may I recommend Shane's Dumb Criminals?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2025 03:39 PM (dPfyF)

I will definitely have to give that channel a look.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 03:39 PM (/HDaX)

Shane's channel is primo. Don't miss the Taser Tuesday posts.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2025 03:41 PM (wVcYX)

161 If there were equal justice Veronica Hannan would also have a resisting arrest charge among many others for that temper tantrum.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 18, 2025 03:41 PM (17s+e)

162 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.

Posted by: Lord Comey at August 18, 2025 03:41 PM (/vPt3)

163 I'm going to generalize here, but I'm presuming those women resisting arrect are Democrats. Furthermore, I'm going to presume this is exactly how every Democrat reacts under non-Democrat governance when the authorities intervene.

It's some sort of psychological defect. Has to be.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2025 03:41 PM (Q4IgG)

164 What's with the dweeby white dude that keeps saying he's "right here?"

Time to be controlling your woman was like five minutes ago.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 03:41 PM (i24o9)

165 Cruises are vacation on easy mode.

Your hotel goes with you, and you see multiple places.

It's not a hard concept.
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Don't spend time in the Hot Tub. Its butt soup.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 18, 2025 03:41 PM (W3T6M)

166
It's a pretty common charge in body cam videos. It's often what sets the whole fiasco off-someone refuses to leave somewhere, the cops get called, and the show gets rolling.

Posted by: pookysgirl has seen some pretty outrageous behavior at August 18, 2025 03:38 PM

Once they've made the decision to arrest you you aren't going to be able to argue your way out of it and they'll make you comply and you'd think these dumbasses would figure that out. Save it for the judge, retard.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2025 03:41 PM (Y5PQs)

167 I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL.
Posted by: DRUNK-ASS BITCH at August 18, 2025 03:19 PM (wtvvX)

So has she met BEN ROETHLISBERGER?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 18, 2025 03:41 PM (2ocoG)

168 I will definitely have to give that channel a look.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 03:39 PM

Do it. Taser Tuesday is a thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 18, 2025 03:41 PM (dPfyF)

169 Not your booze package you need to worry about. It's everyone else's ....

Just ask my brother, who's taken some very expensive cruises. I've only taken one cruise: and it was a total of 13 guests on the boat -- and we were 4 of them -- to Galapagos.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

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Now...those are expensive cruises.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:36 PM (GBKbO)
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It was less expensive after I negotiated a 50% discount from the original quote ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

170
There should be a compilation of officeholders on dashcam.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 03:42 PM (kkTda)

171 Fun fact....in Rhode Island 16 year old girls can get a job as a stripper if they have their parents permission and they get off from work by 11:30 PM.

Err, isn't it illegal in RI for an adult to watch an underage stripper?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2025 03:34 PM

Nope. There was a big deal made out of that when we lived in connecticut back in 2009 and a neighbors 16 year old daughter went to work in a strip club in RI. Absolutely nothing in the RI criminal code about 16 year olds stripping or adults watching them. They do have to follow child labor laws though. No working after a certain time on school nights and they can't strip after 11:30 PM on non school nights. They were so proud of their baby and her first real job.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 18, 2025 03:42 PM (0N4FZ)

172 For stupid small stuff most cops aren't going to arrest you if you just agree to go home.

And you will never regret making that choice...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2025 03:42 PM (t0Rmr)

173 Cruises are vacation on easy mode.

Your hotel goes with you, and you see multiple places.

It's not a hard concept.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)
_____________________________

Plus there is the involuntary memorization of over-loud rap lyrics, observational opportunites of non-sanctioned UFC bouts on deck, and an exercise in personal awareness to avoid pick pockets. What's not to like?

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2025 03:42 PM (dIske)

174 How'd I know she was 14. She looked at least 16.

Posted by: Vito's Gallery Of Girls at August 18, 2025 03:42 PM (G5+As)

175 Her soy boyfriend repeating "I'm right here" is kinda hilarious.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2025 03:42 PM (Skc+N)

176 Well, now I'm going to have to cry myself to sleep.

"Highly anticipated" Colin Kaepernick docuseries will not be released due to creative differences between Kap and Spike Lee

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Fight over who's the biggest racist piece of shit?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 18, 2025 03:42 PM (L/fGl)

177 That, plus the guys they were with don't seem drunk at all. They both are playing it cool and not interfering with the cops. Why didn't they get the girls out of there before it escalated?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

Did you watch the video? Can you imagine the consequences to the soyboys if they pulled the women out of there?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:42 PM (N1tpc)

178 Holy cow. What a sweet girl.
Posted by: garrett at August 18, 2025 03:35 PM (Z1dZR)

There's a follow on video to that case where she gets stopped again. You can tell she's medicated and trying desperately not to come off the rails again.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 03:38 PM (/HDaX)

And here we go! The sequel:

https://youtu.be/Y4GteUyORtA

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 03:42 PM (/HDaX)

179 164 The dweeby looking white guy wished he had a sub sammich to toss at the cops.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2025 03:43 PM (gm9Sb)

180 I can't tell you how many times I had to drag drunk friends out of bad situations before they got really bad. If I was there with the girls, I would have gotten them out of there long before the cops showed up.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Men of soy wait for their slay Kween to command them. However, I am sure that both soy guys are getting blamed for just that post hangover/bail by their respective Slay Kweens..

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2025 03:43 PM (ctrM5)

181 wakin' up hungover in a cell is a bitch...or two

Posted by: DanMan at August 18, 2025 03:43 PM (8uzBS)

182
Police: "What's wrong w you? You're acting like a kid!"

--------------

As I've been saying for years, Lefties are psychological, emotional, social, and mental retards and infants ... but mostly infants.

Posted by: ShainS -- Donald the Lionhearted 2028! at August 18, 2025 03:43 PM (exeT2)

183 It's not nearly as crazy as it used to be. The crowd got more moneyed and the crazy declined. Sad.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 03:37 PM (viF8m)
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I see. So those brain trusts represent the decline in craziness?

Posted by: bluebell at August 18, 2025 03:43 PM (79pEw)

184 173 Plus there is the involuntary memorization of over-loud rap lyrics, observational opportunites of non-sanctioned UFC bouts on deck, and an exercise in personal awareness to avoid pick pockets. What's not to like?
Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2025 03:42 PM (dIske)

======

That's a Carnival exclusive.

Trademarked, so Royal Caribbean can't do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

185 What's not to like?
Posted by: Orson
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Norwalk viruses.

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2025 03:44 PM (ctrM5)

186 97 I'll say this for RI...every blue state gets f*cked by its lunatic elected officials, and if I am getting f*cked by an assistant AG I'm choosing Devon Flanagan
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2025 03:28 PM (t0Rmr)

Yeah, she and her friend look like they'd be a lot of fun.

Out here, we got Katie "Abortion Barbie" Hobbs.
Posted by: BurtTC

VA has Tim Kaine!! Dude knows how to partah!!!!

/s (obviously)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 18, 2025 03:44 PM (sAmhv)

187 She has vagina privilege. Let's not pretend that if she wasn't a somewhat attractive female she wouldn't have gotten tazed, pepper sprayed, and had her head kicked in during this process. Let's also not pretend that if she didn't have a vagina she wouldn't have acted like this in the first place.

Posted by: Triple negatives...tricky stuff at August 18, 2025 03:44 PM (TbWk/)

188 Wes Moore is so horrible, I am actually recalling the comparatively more-favorable Martin O'Malley era

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2025 03:44 PM (wkXwO)

189 Man: Did you give up drinking because you hated yourself when you were drinking?

Woman: Hell no! I loved myself when I was drinking. Everybody else hated me though.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 18, 2025 03:45 PM (17s+e)

190 We be watching CNN abouts Ukrane and we be dids not sea Presdent Obama at the tabel?

Why was he nots their ?

Posted by: Mary Clogerstein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 18, 2025 03:45 PM (ibfWm)

191 Cruises are vacation on easy mode.

Your hotel goes with you, and you see multiple places.

It's not a hard concept.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

This. I have done many. The food... the frigging food.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2025 03:45 PM (snZF9)

192 I find myself wondering what they were doing inside the restaurant to get kicked out

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2025 03:45 PM (Skc+N)

193 Officer, my I suggest you use you nightstick?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 18, 2025 03:45 PM (wBaIH)

194
wakin' up hungover in a cell is a bitch...or two
Posted by: DanMan at August 18, 2025 03:43 PM (8uzBS)

__________

Watch "Jail" and you see that once they've sobered up they're just remorseful, pathetic people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 03:45 PM (kkTda)

195 It was less expensive after I negotiated a 50% discount from the original quote ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Of the Tribe. Say no more.

Posted by: Never Pay Retail! at August 18, 2025 03:45 PM (G5+As)

196 https://tinyurl.com/29coo6za
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2025 03:40 PM (w6EFb)

Thank you, sir.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 03:45 PM (/HDaX)

197 How'd I know she was 14. She looked at least 16.
Posted by: Vito's Gallery Of Girls

This Ohio Chick-fil-A is requiring a chaperone for customers under 17 and people are not happy

-
Well, Chick-fil-A is a well known hive of scum and villany.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 18, 2025 03:45 PM (L/fGl)

198 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at August 18, 2025 03:46 PM (5F8u3)

199 Leftism takes people back to childhood

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2025 03:46 PM (+qU29)

200 191 This. I have done many. The food... the frigging food.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2025 03:45 PM (snZF9)

=======

It's definitely not for everyone.

You are surrounded by people on a floating city.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

201 If I was there with the girls, I would have gotten them out of there long before the cops showed up.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

Exactly.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 03:46 PM (i24o9)

202 I just want to know how you accidentally make a claim about getting a medal? I mean I know that they handed out those things like candy canes but still how do you mistakenly claim that?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 03:46 PM (dfIr7)

203 181 wakin' up hungover in a cell is a bitch...or two
Posted by: DanMan at August 18, 2025 03:43 PM (8uzBS)

E I E I O

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 18, 2025 03:46 PM (VoAdT)

204 Love to be a fly on the wall of these ladies living rooms the day after this occurrence. Probably screaming, weeping, smacking the soy boys for not stopping her, calls for " daddy". Cue Nelson Muntz

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2025 03:46 PM (O3XOV)

205 >>>Black people already have their candidate. She was robbed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer
---------------

She will receive fewer black votes next time she runs than last time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 03:46 PM (Cm8rh)

206 I've never heard of a bronze star nomination being denied.

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at August 18, 2025 03:46 PM (dzZCL)

207 >>I see. So those brain trusts represent the decline in craziness?

You should know. You had lunch there.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 03:46 PM (viF8m)

208 Wes Moore is so horrible, I am actually recalling the comparatively more-favorable Martin O'Malley era
Posted by: Doof

I miss Willie Don Schaeffer. He was at least some comic relief.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2025 03:46 PM (77rzZ)

209 Cruises are vacation on easy mode.

Your hotel goes with you, and you see multiple places.

It's not a hard concept.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

This. I have done many. The food... the frigging food.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2025 03:45 PM (snZF9)

And, unless you really want it, no ham!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2025 03:47 PM (wVcYX)

210 205 >>>Black people already have their candidate. She was robbed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer
---------------

She will receive fewer black votes next time she runs than last time.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 03:46 PM (Cm8rh)

=======

She will sweep the first in the nation SC without problem in the primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

211 They were so proud of their baby and her first real job.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 18, 2025 03:42 PM (0N4FZ)
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Parents of the Year, right there. Sickening.

Posted by: bluebell at August 18, 2025 03:47 PM (79pEw)

212 Once they've made the decision to arrest you you aren't going to be able to argue your way out of it and they'll make you comply and you'd think these dumbasses would figure that out. Save it for the judge, retard.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Very true. If they have probable cause (or think they have) you get the ride. Most people instead make it worse for themselves. Especially the "respect muh authoritah types!".

Posted by: whig at August 18, 2025 03:47 PM (ctrM5)

213 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at August 18, 2025 03:47 PM (5F8u3)

214 DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!?

Posted by: Drunken Gay Rage Clown at August 18, 2025 03:47 PM (/U5Yz)

215 That, plus the guys they were with don't seem drunk at all. They both are playing it cool and not interfering with the cops. Why didn't they get the girls out of there before it escalated?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

Did you watch the video? Can you imagine the consequences to the soyboys if they pulled the women out of there?
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:42 PM (N1tpc)
_______

Well, I've dragged raving, screaming, drunk-high black girls out of bad situations. If I can do that, surely these guys could have at least diffused the situation to avoid their dates getting arrested, embarrassed, and probably fired.

Plus: how much you wanna bet these two drunks are blaming the guys now for not getting them out of there?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

216
It's definitely not for everyone.

You are surrounded by people on a floating city.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:46

That's my worst nightmare, basically Disneyland on a boat. Those huge cruise ships are not my idea of fun.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 18, 2025 03:48 PM (Y5PQs)

217 I've never heard of a bronze star nomination being denied.
Posted by: Beto Ochoa at August 18, 2025 03:46 PM

Was there really a recommendation?

Posted by: toby928 at August 18, 2025 03:48 PM (jc0TO)

218 I found this longer body cam video of this encounter, starting when the cops first got there with this pair of AWFLs:

https://tinyurl.com/29coo6za
Posted by: publius
________

"I'm an AG! I'm an AG!"

The cop: "Good for you. I don't give a shit."

She looks a bit rougher in the full video. Like trashy young Jill Biden.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2025 03:48 PM (XvL8K)

219 Wes Moore is Obama 2.0, so it would be a real shame if he couldn't run for prez in 2028

Posted by: zigggggy at August 18, 2025 03:48 PM (/Pwrg)

220 The incident looks like outside the Black Pearl. The scene of many a scene. I recall giving Ted Turner the bum's rush after he assaulted a waitress at the America's Cup a million years ago.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 18, 2025 03:48 PM (wBaIH)

221 I might have received a Bronze Star. I don't remember.

........ in kindergarten.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 03:48 PM (NtVYv)

222 wakin' up hungover in a cell is a bitch...or two

Posted by: DanMan at August 18, 2025 03:43 PM (8uzBS)
===

After a bachelor party a buddy didn't quite make it to his front door before he tripped and passed out. Cops came by say him laying on the side walk and arrested him. He regained consciousness walking through the jail to get processed. Asshole called me 7-8 times to come bail him out that night. Told him I couldn't until tomorrow morning and they'd let him out anyway. He was yelling and screaming and I could hear all the other drunks in the drunk tank telling him to shut up.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 18, 2025 03:49 PM (17s+e)

223 I have always been very careful about the stolen valor thing. I will tell someone that I was a medic in the Army, but never call myself a combat medic, because I was never in combat. Also, I was serving during Desert Storm, but was not in theater.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at Werk at August 18, 2025 03:49 PM (PSEDc)

224 Plus there is the involuntary memorization of over-loud rap lyrics, observational opportunites of non-sanctioned UFC bouts on deck, and an exercise in personal awareness to avoid pick pockets. What's not to like?

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2025 03:42 PM (dIske)

Its why i do the metal cruise. Big ass royal caribbean ship. No rap, no gold teeth motherfuckers, no kids, no fights, no crime, epic women, no cruise directors, no lime in the fucking coconut music, no suits in the dining room, etc. All the cool shit of a cruise completely douchebag free. The captain actually told me it was his favorite cruise because things were so low key and smooth.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2025 03:49 PM (snZF9)

225 Those two idiots will be bitching about this to their friends over box wine for weeks.

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2025 03:49 PM (UjdFS)

226 I saw Men Of Soy open for 4 Non Blondes at Female Trouble in '90.

Posted by: ShainS -- Donald the Lionhearted 2028! at August 18, 2025 03:49 PM (exeT2)

227 How'd I know she was 14. She looked at least 16.

Bruce Springsteen:

Hey, little girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go away and leave you all alone?
I got a bad desire
Oh, oh, oh, I'm on fire

Now, in Blues/Rock that translate to "greetings young lady, is your lover around, or did he abandon you to go to the game? I would love to give you sweet loving in his place"

But the way its worded :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 03:49 PM (dfIr7)

228 Someone should sample that in a rap song

Im an AG, Im an AG

No, I don't think so.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 03:49 PM (NtVYv)

229 She looks a bit rougher in the full video. Like trashy young Jill Biden.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 18, 2025 03:48 PM (XvL8K)

A few more years drinking like that and she will be Jill Biden.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 03:50 PM (/HDaX)

230 Well, I've dragged raving, screaming, drunk-high black girls out of bad situations. If I can do that, surely these guys could have at least diffused the situation to avoid their dates getting arrested, embarrassed, and probably fired.

Plus: how much you wanna bet these two drunks are blaming the guys now for not getting them out of there?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

This requires long-term thinking, understanding of contra-factual hypotheticals, and ability to admit you were wrong.

Do those qualities look like to reside in any of the soyboys or drunk women?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:50 PM (N1tpc)

231 That being Newport, I wonder if those two skanks come from old money

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2025 03:51 PM (Skc+N)

232
Im an AG, Im an AG

No, I don't think so.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 03:49 PM (NtVYv)

________

Not much longer

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 03:51 PM (kkTda)

233 179 164 The dweeby looking white guy wished he had a sub sammich to toss at the cops.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 18, 2025 03:43 PM (gm9Sb)

lol, in the longer video, dude says he is a college friend. Probably thinking he was going to get lucky.

Send the cops a thank you letter, dude.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 03:51 PM (i24o9)

234 And here we go! The sequel:

https://youtu.be/Y4GteUyORtA
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 03:42 PM (/HDaX)

Geez. What a bunch of assclowns.

Posted by: Assclowns 2: Double Down at August 18, 2025 03:51 PM (TbWk/)

235 >>The incident looks like outside the Black Pearl. The scene of many a scene. I recall giving Ted Turner the bum's rush after he assaulted a waitress at the America's Cup a million years ago.

Pearl is next door. That's the Clarke Cooke House.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 03:51 PM (viF8m)

236 I don't think so, JackStraw. That place didn't have four floors or drunken AGs.

Posted by: bluebell at August 18, 2025 03:51 PM (79pEw)

237 I was serving during Desert Storm, but was not in theater.
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at Werk

Everyone at my base in Turkey got the SW Asia service ribbon because we were considered to be "in theater" during Desert Storm. We were on the Black Sea.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2025 03:51 PM (77rzZ)

238 I might have received a Bronze Star. I don't remember.

........ in kindergarten.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 03:48 PM (NtVYv)

Ah, the star of shame. Mine were all gold and silver.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:51 PM (N1tpc)

239 I was awarded the Silver Star. I mean the Combat Action Ribbon. Oops, honest mistake.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 18, 2025 03:52 PM (u73oe)

240 The videos of those Section 8 Carnival (aptly named) cruises are... something. But now, according to some, they won't allow "Black music" to be played anymore.

*shakes head while snickering*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2025 03:52 PM (Q4IgG)

241 So many times these days I just ant to type the comment 'WTF?!' That it should just be understood at this point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 18, 2025 03:52 PM (zZu0s)

242 You get caught in a lie so you publicly blame your military ex-superior? That takes outrageously poor thought processes. Even if the guy (or gal) is retired or passed, it's going to just snowball.

Posted by: Dude at August 18, 2025 03:53 PM (kjy5M)

243 Now, in Blues/Rock that translate to "greetings young lady, is your lover around, or did he abandon you to go to the game? I would love to give you sweet loving in his place"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 03:49 PM (dfIr7)
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Now, imagine Bruce Springsteen extending Donald Trump one quarter of the same benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 03:53 PM (krQz2)

244 Guess who else should be wearing body cams. Take a wild guess.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 18, 2025 03:53 PM (YlWIZ)

245 Tell you're fellow Yankees to stay home and enjoy the suck. The blue wall fell and the shit has hit the fan.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 18, 2025 03:28 PM (W3T6M)

How's your house on wheels doing. Blown away by a tornado yet?

Posted by: Sick Of This "Yankee" Shit at August 18, 2025 03:53 PM (5xuJ/)

246 Was there really a recommendation?

Posted by: toby928 at August 18, 2025 03:48 PM

It's a "Nomination"
And it's a black mark on a superior officer's record to nominate someone but the facts don't support the nomination. No competent officer would do that

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at August 18, 2025 03:53 PM (dzZCL)

247 Well, I've dragged raving, screaming, drunk-high black girls out of bad situations. If I can do that, surely these guys could have at least diffused the situation to avoid their dates getting arrested, embarrassed, and probably fired.

Plus: how much you wanna bet these two drunks are blaming the guys now for not getting them out of there?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

Hon, you have testosterone, muscles, moral code and a brain, in defiance of feminism, which seeks to eliminate all such things in men because, I guess, they think it's icky. And absolutely those nasty women are blaming the guys, and wondering why they can't find someone manly who would have stood up for them in their moment of need.

Posted by: moki at August 18, 2025 03:53 PM (wLjpr)

248 Why not go for the gold, wes and claim a medal of honor?

Afraid some autistic military guy who has every living recipient memorized might kick your ass?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 18, 2025 03:54 PM (zZu0s)

249 16 Remember, Wes Moore is white progressives' favorite black candidate of 2028.

The guy who can't get a bridge built but is black.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

TJM, I live in Maryland, (I'll accept any pity offered). This disclosure will not keep him from a 2nd term as governor,
republicans have no candidate.

OTOH, I think this screws him out of a White House run.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 18, 2025 03:54 PM (w3u3d)

250 I just wanted everyone to know, I helped Jim Comey 'cope' with his impending legal problems. I would probably marry him if his penis wasn't so small. PS: He smells like mothballs and Lilac Vegetal aftershave.

Posted by: Tay Tay at August 18, 2025 03:54 PM (/U5Yz)

251
This. I have done many. The food... the frigging food.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2025 03:45 PM (snZF9)

And, unless you really want it, no ham!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2025 03:47 PM (wVcYX)

There goes midrats.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 03:54 PM (i24o9)

252 The Democratic Establishment knows it cannot take Wes Moore out directly even though he could be their best candidate. So expect more of this.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 18, 2025 03:54 PM (WWpK6)

253 >>I don't think so, JackStraw. That place didn't have four floors or drunken AGs.

You've had 2 lunches in Newport. The first was in the Black Pearl. The second was at a street side table at the Clarke Cooke House. Both times you were joined by a devastatingly good looking local.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 03:54 PM (viF8m)

254 She's a flasher too.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 03:54 PM (NtVYv)

255 I'm an AG, Im an AG

No, I don't think so.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 03:49 PM (NtVYv)

---

More like a DA.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 18, 2025 03:54 PM (QArof)

256 I found this longer body cam video of this encounter, starting when the cops first got there with this pair of AWFLs:
__ __________ ____

She does the chicken hand at the cops

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 18, 2025 03:54 PM (Skc+N)

257 I miss Willie Don Schaeffer. He was at least some comic relief.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2025 03:46 PM (77rzZ)

I have a photo of me as a 5 year-old "graduating" kindergarten or something like that, shaking hands with William Donald Schaefer. He was then mayor of Baltimore - event was at War Memorial Plaza outside of City Hall. We were all dressed up in colonial era stuff because it was the Bicentennial. I'll send you a photo of it some day.

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2025 03:55 PM (wkXwO)

258 245 Tell you're fellow Yankees to stay home and enjoy the suck. The blue wall fell and the shit has hit the fan.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 18, 2025 03:28 PM (W3T6M)

How's your house on wheels doing. Blown away by a tornado yet?
-------------
How are your Somali neighbors these days?

Posted by: pudinhead at August 18, 2025 03:55 PM (W3T6M)

259 249 TJM, I live in Maryland, (I'll accept any pity offered). This disclosure will not keep him from a 2nd term as governor,
republicans have no candidate.

OTOH, I think this screws him out of a White House run.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 18, 2025 03:54 PM (w3u3d)

=======

MD can have its failed political leadership.

The problem with Moore for president is that no one knows who he is, and black people already have their candidate of choice.

Hell, Cory Booker has a better chance, and Cory Booker has almost no chance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

260 I'll bet he has the "Wishing Star Award"

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at August 18, 2025 03:55 PM (dzZCL)

261 OG AG

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2025 03:55 PM (UjdFS)

262 I might have received a Bronze Star. I don't remember.

........ in kindergarten.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 03:48 PM (NtVYv)

Ah, the star of shame. Mine were all gold and silver.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 03:51 PM (N1tpc)

Y'all got stars? We had to make do with getting red check marks with plus or minus signs. And we were grateful!

Posted by: Count de Monet of Yorkshire at August 18, 2025 03:56 PM (wVcYX)

263 She is not a real Attorney General.
It's Rhode Island ffs.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Rhode Island isn't real. It's imaginary like Never Never Land and Utah.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 18, 2025 03:56 PM (L/fGl)

264 He's a Swiftie. So... gay.
Posted by: wth"

He's even more loopy than I thought. You can't make this squit up.
===
We FBI directors are a very sensitive type.

Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar Dragqueen at August 18, 2025 03:56 PM (UCRIj)

265 The videos of those Section 8 Carnival (aptly named) cruises are... something. But now, according to some, they won't allow "Black music" to be played anymore.

*shakes head while snickering*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 18, 2025 03:52 PM (Q4IgG)
____

Yea, and a bunch of other reforms. But a big reason for the bad conduct -- and a reason why it almost always seems to involve blacks -- is that it seems to be a "thing" for blacks to go on cruises in yuge groups. You have a groups of people who know each other, all drunk as fuck, getting into conflicts with other large groups who are ... drunk as fuck and know each other. It becomes like tribal warfare.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

266 Blue areas are really getting to see the problem of not having any way to get rid of exceptionally corrupt office holders.

Since the voters are not going to vote for a R, and the corrupt office holders completely control the primary process it does not matter what they do...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2025 03:56 PM (t0Rmr)

267 >> "I'm an AG! I'm an AG!"

I love how her tone of voice with that changes as he's walking her. But....I'm a ayy-Geeeeee!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 18, 2025 03:56 PM (w6EFb)

268 One indicator that you received a Bronze Star is you received a Bronze Star.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 18, 2025 03:57 PM (QArof)

269 I'd love to see what happened inside the restaurant. In the long video the cops ask the staff person if they want the pair trespassed and he's like, yeah, fuck them, trespass them, whatever just get them out of here. From the way they were berating the cops I can imagine how they were treating the staff who kicked them out.

Posted by: the dandy at August 18, 2025 03:57 PM (8l8nW)

270 266 Blue areas are really getting to see the problem of not having any way to get rid of exceptionally corrupt office holders.

Since the voters are not going to vote for a R, and the corrupt office holders completely control the primary process it does not matter what they do...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 18, 2025 03:56 PM (t0Rmr)

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Life gets steadily worse and these areas grow at far slower rates than other parts of the country, steadily losing representation at the federal level, becoming increasingly irrelevant.

You know, a process that started about 50 years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

271 Well, I've dragged raving, screaming, drunk-high black girls out of bad situations. If I can do that, surely these guys could have at least diffused the situation to avoid their dates getting arrested, embarrassed, and probably fired.

Plus: how much you wanna bet these two drunks are blaming the guys now for not getting them out of there?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

Hon, you have testosterone, muscles, moral code and a brain, in defiance of feminism, which seeks to eliminate all such things in men because, I guess, they think it's icky. And absolutely those nasty women are blaming the guys, and wondering why they can't find someone manly who would have stood up for them in their moment of need.
Posted by: moki at August 18, 2025 03:53 PM (wLjpr)
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They weren't positioned for success!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

272 zerohedge
1h

TRUMP: EXECUTIVE ORDER BEING WRITTEN TO END MAIL-IN BALLOTS

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 03:57 PM (Cm8rh)

273 TRUMP = LOSER CLOWN

Posted by: Mary Clogenstein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 18, 2025 03:58 PM (ibfWm)

274 I always got gold stars on my homework. Back then, teachers had to lick them. Probably lead to their early demise. Only halted after Seinfeld brought the toxic glue problem to the fore. Like Tourette's was highlighted by Quincy, ME

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 18, 2025 03:58 PM (G5+As)

275 Just an FYI - Wes Moore got his Bronze Star last year.
Not sayin he's an honorable man. Just sayin, no one gives a shit about consequences anymore.

Posted by: Potato Chip Gaines at August 18, 2025 03:58 PM (xtKM4)

276 NGL, they Rhode Island bitches are both kind of hot.

But that is absolutely the opposite of how to deal with cops. And I bet in the morning as the demon rum left their systems it dawned on them that staying in the bar wasn't really that important in the grand scheme of things. Subject one is probably looking at a loss of job and attorney discipline as a consequence, and the second girl may have ventured into felony territory with the resisting.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 18, 2025 03:58 PM (ssz2a)

277 Oh and as for the guys, what really set the bitches off was the one cop asking him to "get your children out of here."

Posted by: the dandy at August 18, 2025 03:58 PM (8l8nW)

278 I have a photo of me as a 5 year-old "graduating" kindergarten or something like that, shaking hands with William Donald Schaefer. He was then mayor of Baltimore - event was at War Memorial Plaza outside of City Hall. We were all dressed up in colonial era stuff because it was the Bicentennial. I'll send you a photo of it some day.
Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2025 03:55 PM (wkXwO)

5-years old during the Bicentennial?

Just leave the picture on my lawn prior to vacating same.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2025 03:59 PM (77rzZ)

279 >>>The videos of those Section 8 Carnival (aptly named) cruises are... something. But now, according to some, they won't allow "Black music" to be played anymore.

Why would anyone want to be imprisoned on a floating Waffle House?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 03:59 PM (i24o9)

280 Well, he admits this wasn't true. But he says it was an "honest mistake."
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He misjudged the public's gullibility level. An honest mistake.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 03:59 PM (krQz2)

281
Walmart on the Water

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 03:59 PM (kkTda)

282 That part I remember, JackStraw. I guess it just wasn't infested with drunken AGs that day, thank goodness.

Posted by: bluebell at August 18, 2025 03:59 PM (79pEw)

283 Hell, Cory Booker has a better chance, and Cory Booker has almost no chance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

To be honest, I think your observation is correct.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 18, 2025 03:59 PM (w3u3d)

284 There are Bronze Stars and Bronze Stars with Combat Vs. One is moar impressive than the other.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 18, 2025 04:00 PM (W3T6M)

285 One indicator that you received a Bronze Star is you received a Bronze Star.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 18, 2025 03:57 PM (QArof)

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"It all depends upon how you receive the definition of receive." -- BJ Clinton, former Parser-in-Chief

Posted by: ShainS -- Donald the Lionhearted 2028! at August 18, 2025 04:00 PM (exeT2)

286 272 zerohedge
1h

TRUMP: EXECUTIVE ORDER BEING WRITTEN TO END MAIL-IN BALLOTS
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 03:57 PM (Cm8rh)

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I think he has the authority to do this under the 2002 law, the Help America Vote Act, Section 301.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

287 DISFRANCHISEMENT !!! RESIST WE MUCH !!!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 18, 2025 04:00 PM (/U5Yz)

288
I'm an AG, I'm an AG
I flash the P, I flash the P.
Floppin around like a fish in the sea.

Don't cuff me, I'm an AG

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 04:00 PM (NtVYv)

289
My last ambition in life is not to go viral.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 04:00 PM (kkTda)

290 5-years old during the Bicentennial?

Just leave the picture on my lawn prior to vacating same.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2025 03:59 PM (77rzZ)

Just because you were around for the Centennial doesn't mean you're better than me!

Posted by: Doof at August 18, 2025 04:00 PM (wkXwO)

291 Why would anyone want to be imprisoned on a floating Waffle House?
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Snort.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 18, 2025 04:00 PM (W3T6M)

292 I got 3 Gold Stars in 1st Grade.... Does that mean I can run for the Senate in a Blue State Too ?????

Posted by: Jackson at August 18, 2025 04:01 PM (q/j2W)

293 5-years old during the Bicentennial?

I turned 11 that year, can I be on your lawn?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 04:01 PM (dfIr7)

294 Definitely mark this story for follow-up. I want to see how it turns out!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 18, 2025 04:01 PM (iFTx/)

295 I think he has the authority to do this under the 2002, the Help America Vote Act, Section 301.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

I have no idea if that is true, but THIS is the Trump I wanted.

Find EVERY justification to shut down the left's perpetual governance/cheating/regulations etc...

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 04:01 PM (N1tpc)

296 Why would anyone want to celebrate a Bison-tennial. They're nasty animals and signs are posted telling the Chinee tourists not to pet them!

Posted by: Emily Litella at August 18, 2025 04:02 PM (G5+As)

297 295 I think he has the authority to do this under the 2002, the Help America Vote Act, Section 301.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

I have no idea if that is true, but THIS is the Trump I wanted.

Find EVERY justification to shut down the left's perpetual governance/cheating/regulations etc...
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 18, 2025 04:01 PM (N1tpc)

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Reading through section 301, I don't think the mail in voting systems align with it in the least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

298 5-years old during the Bicentennial?

I turned 11 that year, can I be on your lawn?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 04:01 PM (dfIr7)

I was seven. I remember all the celebrations. I thought the quarters were cool.

I'm an AG !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 04:02 PM (NtVYv)

299 Why would anyone want to celebrate a Bison-tennial. They're nasty animals and signs are posted telling the Chinee tourists not to pet them!
Posted by: Emily Litella at August 18, 2025 04:02 PM (G5+As)

It's petting season at Yellowstone

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 04:03 PM (NtVYv)

300 I'm an AG !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 04:02 PM (NtVYv)

Probably white, too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 18, 2025 04:03 PM (i24o9)

301 John "F**king" Kerry got a Purple Heart in Vietnam for getting injured when stubbing his toe 250 miles away from Khe Sahn.

Posted by: Jackson at August 18, 2025 04:03 PM (q/j2W)

302 5-years old during the Bicentennial?

I turned 11 that year, can I be on your lawn?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I also turned 11 that year, so you're good. In fact, my birthday is in November, so you're probably some months older than I.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2025 04:03 PM (77rzZ)

303 It seems Wes was using fuzzy logic here… nominated for the Bronze Star but not yet approved gets assigned a 0.5 in the “awarded a Bronze Star” set… he rounded up to 1!

The problem is after it wasn’t approved his set membership value dropped to 0.0

Math is a bitch!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 18, 2025 04:04 PM (/iXAp)

304 TRUMP: EXECUTIVE ORDER BEING WRITTEN TO END MAIL-IN BALLOTS
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _
......

There goes Newsom's presidential dreams.

Posted by: wth at August 18, 2025 04:04 PM (UjdFS)

305 Assistant Attorney General Devon (Hogan) Flanagan

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 18, 2025 04:04 PM (/U5Yz)

306 For one brief, shining moment, I thought we'd put this bullshit behind us.

Variety@Variety
Bella Ramsey says they could be the next #SpiderMan — and calls Andrew Garfield’s version “incredible” and that they “loved it.”

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Variety, diversity, pretty much the same thing.

Spiderthem, Spiderthem, doing whatever the Spider sham!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 18, 2025 04:05 PM (L/fGl)

307 I'd hit it."

Me too.

Posted by: F150 w/Coyote V8 at August 18, 2025 04:05 PM (tubbA)

308 >>That part I remember, JackStraw. I guess it just wasn't infested with drunken AGs that day, thank goodness.

Lunch crowd.

When the America's Cup was still in Newport each team adopted a bar for the duration of the event which was a couple months. As noted above when Ted Turner was racing his team was mostly in Clarke Cooke House.

Things were a tad less gentile with hundreds of drunken racers and fellow sailor in town. It's gotten all fancified now but like party towns everywhere there are always a few who get a wee bit to carried away.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 04:05 PM (viF8m)

309
He could claim racism as the reason the award wasn't given, but Obama's transformational administration got rid of all that years ago.

Posted by: Auspex at August 18, 2025 04:05 PM (Y8DZL)

310 I also turned 11 that year, so you're good. In fact, my birthday is in November, so you're probably some months older than I.

December, so one month younger! Well roughly.

I remember that time well, all the radio shows and memorabilia and TV shows and special events and movies. It was a huge buildup.

Its next year. Have you seen ANYTHING building up to 250th?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 04:05 PM (dfIr7)

311 302 5-years old during the Bicentennial?

I turned 11 that year, can I be on your lawn?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I was 18 and in basic training in Cape May, NJ

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 18, 2025 04:06 PM (/U5Yz)

312 TRUMP: EXECUTIVE ORDER BEING WRITTEN TO HAVE AN IQ ABOVE 75 TO RUN FOR POTUS.

Immediately Harris, Cory Booker, and Gav Newsome file a law suit against this EO>

Posted by: Jackson at August 18, 2025 04:06 PM (q/j2W)

313 The videos of those Section 8 Carnival (aptly named) cruises are... something. But now, according to some, they won't allow "Black music" to be played anymore.
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yeah, the only thing missing from those videos was a crashed-up Nissan Altima with fading paper plates bouncing off curbs and other cars driven by a gal in a shower bonnet.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 18, 2025 04:06 PM (tlI68)

314 Walmart on the Water
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 18, 2025 03:59 PM (kkTda)

The fire in the sky.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 18, 2025 04:06 PM (1GTvn)

315 RE: Wes Moore

Maryland has had Governors worst that him. It is one thing to lie on an application to work in a Democratic white house. It is another to use that lie in a political race.

Granted, he would have been elected in any event. Had he fixed that then, he'd be in fat city.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 18, 2025 04:06 PM (w3u3d)

316
"In the military, there is an understanding that if a senior officer tells you that an action is approved, you can trust that as a fact. That is why it was part of the application, plain and simple," the governor explained.

Lying cocksucker. All the light colonels and majors in your chain of command could assert that you're gonna get a Bronze Star, but until the E4 Mafia types it into your DD214 it doesn't exist. During my Army years I've seen plenty of NCOs and officers get tripped up by wearing awards that weren't documented in their 214. Which is why I never wore my second Army Achievement Medal. Had the certificate, signed by my battalion commander, but it isn't on my 214 because I PCS'd before it was amended for the 2nd award.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 18, 2025 04:06 PM (y9nCu)

317 For one brief, shining moment, I thought we'd put this bullshit behind us.

Variety@Variety
Bella Ramsey says they could be the next #SpiderMan — and calls Andrew Garfield’s version “incredible” and that they “loved it.”
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So is she merely illiterate, or so fat that there are the equivalent of two of them?

Posted by: Crusader at August 18, 2025 04:06 PM (TN0g+)

318 Its next year. Have you seen ANYTHING building up to 250th?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 04:05 PM (dfIr7)

We got some dumbasses at the local Knoxville CBS TV station starting in on it.

I turn the channel.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 18, 2025 04:07 PM (/HDaX)

319 Section 302 includes language about who qualifies for a provisional ballot.

You know what it describes? Attestation of being a legal, qualified, and registered voter but the records on site not reflecting that, allowing for a provisional ballot upon verification.

You know what it doesn't describe? Being afraid of getting a cold.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

320 I was 10 during the Bicentennial. I knew older kids who were like the cast of Dazed and Confused. And our town also had its own Wooderson. I consider that film to be a documentary.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at Werk at August 18, 2025 04:07 PM (PSEDc)

321 Via iHeart Radio

The parents of seven-month-old Emmanuel Haro, who was reported missing from a Big 5 Sporting Goods parking lot in Yucaipa, California, have ceased cooperating with law enforcement. On Thursday (August 14), Rebecca Haro claimed she was changing her son's diaper when an unknown assailant attacked her, rendering her unconscious, and abducted Emmanuel. When she regained consciousness, she found her son missing and had a black eye.

However, inconsistencies in Rebecca Haro's account have raised suspicions. The San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department noted these discrepancies during their investigation, leading to her refusal to continue cooperating. The Uvalde Foundation for Kids, which had initially offered a $5,000 reward for information, has also withdrawn its support due to these inconsistencies and the parents' lack of cooperation.

Further complicating the case is the criminal history of Emmanuel's father, Jake Haro, who was convicted of felony willful child cruelty in June 2023. He is currently on probation and faces a hearing for a potential violation on September 2.

Despite the troubling signs, authorities have not ruled out any possibilities...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 18, 2025 04:08 PM (TGPs7)

322 Allegedly his name was submitted for one, but the Army denied him the award.

Supposedly, the Army was directed to correct their mistake in 2024. For some reason.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2025 04:08 PM (ExV1e)

323 322 Allegedly his name was submitted for one, but the Army denied him the award.

Supposedly, the Army was directed to correct their mistake in 2024. For some reason.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2025 04:08 PM (ExV1e)

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"Boomers love voting for a vet!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

324 "I got a Bronze Star."
"But did you, really?"
"He's a fuckin' governor. He knows."

Posted by: Wingshrew Multitasking at August 18, 2025 04:08 PM (QArof)

325 "Please! I'm scared!"

???

FFS. So tired of people of that generation thinking *"I'm scared"* is some sort of official time out call.

You *should* be scared of consequences.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 04:08 PM (krQz2)

326 I was 18 and in basic training in Cape May, NJ

SaLUTE! Although I hear the army was at a pretty bad low during that time period

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 04:09 PM (dfIr7)

327 288
I'm an AG, I'm an AG
I flash the P, I flash the P.
Floppin around like a fish in the sea.

Don't cuff me, I'm an AG
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 04:00 PM (NtVYv)

AGP?

An Autogynephile?

Posted by: XTC at August 18, 2025 04:09 PM (UnA8+)

328 Flanagan is either a really, really popular name up in RI or there's a bunch of nepotism going on in the government workforce up there. Lots and lots of Flanagans I noticed.

Posted by: Orson at August 18, 2025 04:09 PM (dIske)

329 Bella Ramsey as Spiderma'am?

That hyperspace bypass is looking better all the time.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2025 04:10 PM (daZd4)

330 326 I was 18 and in basic training in Cape May, NJ

SaLUTE! Although I hear the army was at a pretty bad low during that time period
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Not army, brown water navy. USCG.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 18, 2025 04:10 PM (/U5Yz)

331 YOU get a Bronze Star! And YOU get a Bronze Star! And YOU get a Bronze Star!

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2025 04:10 PM (77rzZ)

332
Remember that line in Pulp Fiction that goes "Zed's dead?"

Well, Zod's dod, er dead.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 18, 2025 04:11 PM (daGaH)

333 Is it too much to ask for that this Assistant Attorney General of Rhode Island is soon to be an ex-Assistant Attorney General?

Posted by: Ralph at August 18, 2025 04:11 PM (8WZD4)

334 263 She is not a real Attorney General.
It's Rhode Island ffs.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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There's always a 'difference' between tourist towns and regular cities.
RI is a tourist state.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 04:11 PM (Cm8rh)

335 An Autogynephile?

I think that would be a step up

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2025 04:11 PM (daZd4)

336 I was told by one of my own senior officers he was going to put me in for an award called the Legion of Merit. I was flattered.

That's all it was, though: flattery. He never bothered to put it in. (Maybe I didn't deserve one...but I never asked or expected any award for doing my job, so still a tad disappointing to have my hopes built up for literally nothing).

Long story longer, I didn't ever claim to have received the Legion of Merit in spite of what a senior officer claimed he would do. And it would have been a lie for me to have said I "received" it based on nothing but a recommendation.

Posted by: MarkW at August 18, 2025 04:11 PM (X5pwk)

337 I'd hit it.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 18, 2025 04:04 PM (/U5Yz)

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Me too.

Posted by: Blindfolded Mexican With a Mop Handle at August 18, 2025 04:11 PM (QArof)

338 "Presidents have no power over federal elections held in the states!"

60+ years of Congressional action giving presidents power over federal elections in the states.

Yeah, I see no reason why Trump can't shut down a shit ton of stuff that states are doing by EO while reading the statutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

339 Maryland has had Governors worst that him. It is one thing to lie on an application to work in a Democratic white house. It is another to use that lie in a political race.

Granted, he would have been elected in any event. Had he fixed that then, he'd be in fat city.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 18, 2025 04:06 PM (w3u3d)
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Marylanders lament for what could have been: Governor Marion Barry.

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 04:12 PM (krQz2)

340 Funniest Rhode Island story I ever heard involves Providence HS and Providence U star And lunatic Marvin Barnes. He won the RI state hs championship in basketball as a junior. In the summer he and some knucklehead buddies decide to make money by robbing a Providence city bus. The use bats a threaten the driver. The driver calls the cops and says he thinks one was Marvin Barnes. At the preliminary hearing he was asked how he knew it was Barnes because the guy wore a bandana across his face. The driver said "well he was six-six and I follow hs hoops. Anything else? Yes , he had a jacket on that said Providence HS , RI STAE Championship

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2025 04:12 PM (O3XOV)

341 >>Flanagan is either a really, really popular name up in RI or there's a bunch of nepotism going on in the government workforce up there. Lots and lots of Flanagans I noticed.

You know those Irish. They multiply like rabbits.

There is a ton of nepotism in RI government. Corruption too, not by coincidence. I'll be shocked if this bimbo gets anything more than a slap on the wrist.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 04:12 PM (viF8m)

342 Marion Berry?

Governor Michael Steele.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2025 04:13 PM (daZd4)

343 Old and busted: free speech

New and cool: mandatory speech

https://is.gd/iYrCyS

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 18, 2025 04:13 PM (L/fGl)

344 Funniest Rhode Island story I ever heard involves Providence HS and Providence U star And lunatic Marvin Barnes. He won the RI state hs championship in basketball as a junior. In the summer he and some knucklehead buddies decide to make money by robbing a Providence city bus. The use bats a threaten the driver. The driver calls the cops and says he thinks one was Marvin Barnes. At the preliminary hearing he was asked how he knew it was Barnes because the guy wore a bandana across his face. The driver said "well he was six-six and I follow hs hoops. Anything else? Yes , he had a jacket on that said Providence HS , RI State Championship and underneath it was embroidered "Marvin Barnes"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 18, 2025 04:13 PM (O3XOV)

345 A lot of young women are on Adderall and Ambien, depending on mood and time of day. Add booze and Whoa! Nelly!

Posted by: Vin Scully at August 18, 2025 04:13 PM (G5+As)

346 Maryland has had Governors worst that him. It is one thing to lie on an application to work in a Democratic white house. It is another to use that lie in a political race.

Granted, he would have been elected in any event. Had he fixed that then, he'd be in fat city.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 18, 2025 04:06 PM (w3u3d)
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Marylanders lament for what could have been: Governor Marion Barry.
Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 04:12 PM (krQz2)

We was robbed!

Posted by: Terrapins For Spiro Agnew at August 18, 2025 04:13 PM (wVcYX)

347 She should have told the cops she was a newt. Or a witch.

Or asked how many beejers each cop would require to let her go.

Posted by: Gref at August 18, 2025 04:13 PM (aBgBM)

348 ~~Healthcare~~Occupying somebody's place of business is a Human right!

Posted by: Axeman at August 18, 2025 04:13 PM (krQz2)

349 Well, Zod's dod, er dead.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 18, 2025 04:11 PM (daGaH)

Wait ! Whut ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 04:13 PM (NtVYv)

350 Not army, brown water navy. USCG.

Well salute, sir. Saving lives and protecting the rivers is heroic work in my book.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 04:14 PM (dfIr7)

351
Take away the vote cheating and the Dems got nothing; don't think they'll allow their democracy to be lost without a fight.

Expect record crowds of senior citizen protest crowds by the weekend.

Posted by: Auspex at August 18, 2025 04:14 PM (Y8DZL)

352 Variety@Variety
Bella Ramsey says they could be the next #SpiderMan — and calls Andrew Garfield’s version “incredible” and that they “loved it.”

Spidertrans.

Though I don't recall any canon Spiderman who was a homely mentally-ill chick with a caved-in fetal alcohol face.

Posted by: Bella Ramsey needs to be the last of them at August 18, 2025 04:14 PM (TbWk/)

353 349 Well, Zod's dod, er dead.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 18, 2025 04:11 PM (daGaH)

Wait ! Whut ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 04:13 PM (NtVYv)

=======

Terrence Stamp died this weekend.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

354 Or asked how many beejers each cop would require to let her go.

There are some things cops simply won't do?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2025 04:14 PM (daZd4)

355 I was told by one of my own senior officers he was going to put me in for an award called the Legion of Merit. I was flattered.
Posted by: MarkW

You should've served under that Oz guy. He carries shit like that around in a little black bag.

Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2025 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

356 TheJamesMadison and Alex Jones are the only two people who read the complete reports.

Has anyone seen the both of them at the same time?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 04:15 PM (Cm8rh)

357 A lot of young women are on Adderall and Ambien, depending on mood and time of day. Add booze and Whoa! Nelly!

I keep bringing this up. Everyone keeps asking how people can be that crazy or stupid or act like that. Drugs. Some of it pharmaceuticals, some of it illicit. They are all on a fist full of this crap. All those congressmen who act like retards and lunatics? Drugged to the gills.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 04:15 PM (dfIr7)

358 Terrence Stamp died this weekend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 18, 2025 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

Got it. I thought it was Zod from here. Oof

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 04:15 PM (NtVYv)

359 >>Flanagan is either a really, really popular name up in RI or there's a bunch of nepotism going on in the government workforce up there. Lots and lots of Flanagans I noticed.

You know those Irish. They multiply like rabbits.

There is a ton of nepotism in RI government. Corruption too, not by coincidence. I'll be shocked if this bimbo gets anything more than a slap on the wrist.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2025 04:12 PM (viF8m)

Well, we'll just see what Judge Flanagan has to say at her trial.

Posted by: Editor Flanagan at August 18, 2025 04:15 PM (wVcYX)

360 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 04:16 PM (ppG5b)

361 Well, Zod's dod, er dead.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 18, 2025 04:11 PM (daGaH)

Wait ! Whut ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2025 04:13 PM (NtVYv)

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Terence Stamp is expired.

Posted by: Blindfolded Mexican With a Mop Handle at August 18, 2025 04:16 PM (QArof)

362 357 A lot of young women are on Adderall and Ambien, depending on mood and time of day. Add booze and Whoa! Nelly!

I keep bringing this up. Everyone keeps asking how people can be that crazy or stupid or act like that. Drugs. Some of it pharmaceuticals, some of it illicit. They are all on a fist full of this crap. All those congressmen who act like retards and lunatics? Drugged to the gills.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 04:15 PM (dfIr7)

We see their truuuuue colors shining through

Posted by: Letting the Id have its way at August 18, 2025 04:16 PM (TbWk/)

363 General Zod has bent the knee to Thanatos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2025 04:16 PM (daZd4)

364 Terrence Stamp died this weekend.

My favorite role of his is the leader of Mind Head in Bowfinger.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 04:16 PM (dfIr7)

365 Nood Swifty

Posted by: David French at August 18, 2025 04:16 PM (Dv3i1)

366 I just want to know how you accidentally make a claim about getting a medal? I mean I know that they handed out those things like candy canes but still how do you mistakenly claim that?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2025 03:46 PM

I don't know about the Army but in the Navy they were handing Bronze Star medals out by the literal boatload during Desert Storm and the Global War on Terrorism war. And they came to be an expected reward for a "successful" mission so I can see that happening, not defending the guy but I can see how that could happen.

Submarine skippers and XO's were getting them just for launching strike packages. Pop up to periscope depth and download a mission package and submerge. The FC's would load the data into the missiles and the boat would come up to hover depth and launch the missiles at the pre determined target and then go deep and evade.

Virtually no risk to the boat or crew but every boat that launched got multiple Bronze Star medals. Granted they didn't get the "V" valor device but the officers got multiple Bronze Star medals for their crew literally pushing buttons and expending ordnance.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 18, 2025 04:17 PM (0N4FZ)

367
Terence Stamp is dead. Please don't tell me we've lost our Zod.

Posted by: Auspex at August 18, 2025 04:18 PM (Y8DZL)

368 I'm from Rhode Island, one can't be embarrassed enough.
Such a beautiful place, such stupid shits.
On the other hand, grandkids #2, the boy, born thisorning, mother and kid doing fine. Gives me one of each of the COMPLETE set.

Posted by: From about That Tim at August 18, 2025 04:20 PM (VEL4I)

369 I'm fine with security guarantees for Ukraine, as long as it's the EU and not us.

As a general principle, it's time for these Euros to defend their own silly ass interests.

But much more importantly, if Trump is dumb enough to sign off on that, the #ForeverWar faction of our government will jam a wedge into that crack and open up a war front *at the nearest opportunity.*

Doing this would provide them the casus belli they've heretofore lacked. It'll make Ametican boots on the ground an inevitability, even if means our IC has to dress prisoners in Russian uniforms and use them to "attack" a Uke radio station.

The answer needs to be "y'all need to figure this out RIGHT F'IN NOW, or I'm withdrawing aid and Russian victory is a fait accompli. I'm running out of patience."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2025 04:22 PM (f1Xuy)

370 368, Congrats!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2025 04:24 PM (ppG5b)

371 322 Allegedly his name was submitted for one, but the Army denied him the award.

Supposedly, the Army was directed to correct their mistake in 2024. For some reason.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 18, 2025 04:08 PM (ExV1e)

LOL That just muddies the water a bit more. He can run for the Senate, might even win. But President, nah...

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 18, 2025 04:24 PM (w3u3d)

372 >>>I'm also a rapidly-aging elderly white socialist obsessed with a thinly-talented white woman.
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And you talk like a faggot.

Going shopping bbl.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 18, 2025 04:32 PM (Cm8rh)

373

You should've served under that Oz guy. He carries shit like that around in a little black bag.
Posted by: Bulg at August 18, 2025 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

I'd settle for being able to properly recite the Pythagorean Theorem.

Posted by: MarkW at August 18, 2025 04:43 PM (VhqzG)

374 ...trying desperately not to come off the rails again...
Ummm...no. That bint is permanently off the rails and likes it that way.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 18, 2025 04:46 PM (XMwZJ)

375 Okay, let me get something straight, legally. If a cop is arresting you, and you say, "I'm the AG" and he then lets you go, he's in BIG fucking trouble if that comes out. And his body cam is ON. IF he lets you off, he can be accused of favoritism. And you can be accused of intimidation and even bribery (I'm the AG is the same as saying, let me go, and I won't damage your career/do you a favor.)

You think a lawyer might know that.

Just shut up, answer questions with short answers, and comply with directives. be clam. Don't fight or resist. Cooperate. Say what you need to say, and don't repeat yourself - for the cop, a sure sign you are lying is endless repetition.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 18, 2025 05:15 PM (D1vbu)

376 discuss the varietals of dick like a penis sommelier.

Ok, one mouthful of coffee blorted all over my monitor. Thanks for that one.

Wonderful line.

Posted by: Nelly at August 18, 2025 05:30 PM (cHLus)

377 306 For one brief, shining moment, I thought we'd put this bullshit behind us.

Variety@Variety
Bella Ramsey says they could be the next #SpiderMan — and calls Andrew Garfield’s version “incredible” and that they “loved it.”

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Variety, diversity, pretty much the same thing.

Spiderthem, Spiderthem, doing whatever the Spider sham!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 18, 2025 04:05 PM (L/fGl)

I guess they figured Miles Morales wasn't killing Spider Man fast enough so they brought in Bella to be Spider Potato.

You can't even parody this anymore; the reality is always worse.

Posted by: Nelly at August 18, 2025 05:42 PM (cHLus)

378 Note to women, calling law enforcement "babe" will not endear you to their hearts or persuade them to let you go. Similarly, shouting it at them for the twelfth time is as a effective as calling for your "dad". Also, note the wing-gurl, whose job it is to insult any man who approaches her friend, is always further to the Left than the Alpha Gurl.

Posted by: wferrin at August 18, 2025 05:48 PM (sEMQm)

379 On top of the screaming hissy fit, was she yelling:
Babe
Dave
Dad

I have questions.

They should have tied her in the backseat and let her feet dangle and drag on the pavement like a Flintstone. I realize this would probably be illegal. But I would have been tempted and #3million reasons I am not a cop.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 18, 2025 06:04 PM (6PCLE)

380 MD Gov is guilty of exactly what former Rep Santos is in jail for right now: Wire Fraud. The conviction was based entirely on false statements about his life history that were used in his fundraising emails.

Posted by: Aarradin at August 19, 2025 03:34 AM (5kvQv)

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