Trump Orders the Nation's Museum, the Smithsonian, To De-Wokify

It's important on its own, and its important to let the left know that we do not respect them and we no longer fear them.

Trump Moves To Rid Smithsonian Of Left-Wing Spin, Highlight American History

'Our goal is for the Smithsonian to be fact-based, scholarly, and historically sound.'
By Mary Margaret Olohan
WASHINGTON -- Some of Washington's top museums feature exhibits laced with an aggressively left-wing spin on American history, a Daily Wire review of Smithsonian exhibits found. Ahead of America's 250th anniversary, President Donald Trump is taking action to weed out that ideology and historical spin from these institutions.
Americans who visit the Smithsonian museums in Washington, D.C., might expect to learn about the factual history of the United States, to view American art and artifacts, and to be inspired by tales of American courage and valor. But visitors are often greeted with overt ideological content, gender ideology, and LGBTQ propaganda, or aggressive reframing of events like the COVID-19 pandemic or the Black Lives Matter movement.
In an August 12 letter, Trump officials Lindsey Halligan, Vince Haley, and Russ Vought informed Smithsonian Secretary Lonnie Bunch that the Trump administration will be conducting a "comprehensive internal review of selected Smithsonian museums and exhibitions" in fulfillment of the president's executive order "Restoring Truth and Sanity to American History."
"This initiative aims to ensure alignment with the President's directive to celebrate American exceptionalism, remove divisive or partisan narratives, and restore confidence in our shared cultural institutions," the Trump officials told the Smithsonian, noting that their review is "rooted in respect for the Smithsonian's vital mission and its extraordinary contributions" and that they want to "support a broader vision of excellence that highlights historically accurate, uplifting, and inclusive portrayals of America's heritage."

The move comes amid widespread concerns about how Washington institutions have repackaged and represented American history in the nation's capital -- or interspersed woke ideology throughout the Smithsonian museums. While critics and media such as ABC News argue that the president is trying to make the museums align with his personal "view of American history," the president's team maintains that American history should not be framed or packaged through any ideological lens.
"It is an honor to work alongside the Smithsonian in reviewing its museums and exhibits, with the shared goal of ensuring this treasured institution reflects the very best America has to offer -- accuracy, excellence, and the richness of our shared history," Halligan, Special Assistant to the President and Senior Associate Staff Secretary, told The Daily Wire. "While certain ideological influences have permeated the Smithsonian over time, our goal is for the Smithsonian to be fact-based, scholarly, and historically sound."
"The current Smithsonian exhibits are publicly available so everyone can see firsthand what we have observed," she added.
That includes the National Museum of American History, where visitors were greeted upon entry by a "Pride Progress" flag that consists of the white, pink, purple, black, and brown stripes representing the transgender pride flag and "LGBTQ people of color." That flag is featured at the museum's entrance on Constitution Avenue, according to tourists and visitors of the Smithsonian.
The museum's "Change Your Game" exhibit "showcases dynamic stories and objects related to diverse inventors, athletes, and technologies that have changed how sports are played." The exhibit includes a big display on gender testing in athletics featuring Caster Semenya and Mack Beggs. Semenya, who is not American, was born with a rare condition called hyperandrogenism, which causes higher testosterone levels in women. Beggs, a woman who identifies as a man, competed in female high school wrestling in Texas despite taking high doses of testosterone.
The display does not contain examples of men competing as women and dominating in female sports, which the majority of Americans oppose.

Much more at the link.

This caused a minor furor on CNN (naturally), and the argument turned heated.

Abby Philips is, of course, a woke DEI leftist but she pretends to "moderate" the panel discussion on her show, but she is always telling the lone Republican to be quiet and accept the claims made by the six liberals present.

Two nights ago, Julie Roginski, another Regime liberal and a Guest of Last Resort on panel shows, decided to make a play for a permanent CNN job by repeatedly launching irrelevant personal attacks on Scott Jennings, deciding, somehow, that Jennings' support of Trump proves that he must be wrong about crime and woke museums Because January 6th. She made an extremely strained hypocrisy attack on Jennings, something along the lines of "well you said January 6th was bad in the past but now you support Trump so you must love crime."

Jennings called foul, and Abby Philips, of course, rode to the rescue of her fellow Regime DEI liberal, telling Jennings he needed to let her "finish her point," which was just to insult him.

Okay none of that is interesting. But the interesting -- or semi-interesting -- thing is that Scott Jennings then began calling out Abby Philips for letting her liberal panelists insult him all night while always counseling him alone to be respectful.

Jennings doesn't usually do that, and I think the reason is simple: He also never calls out CNN for its intense partisan bias. And I think that's because his contract specifies that he cannot impugn CNN nor its other "talent," like Abby Philips.

So it's telling that he's violating what I'm pretty sure is a term of his contract, that he never mention the Big Secret that CNN is a nasty leftwing propganda organization.

ME: "Murder is bad and Trump is right for trying to prevent them."

DEM: "BUT JANUARY 6th!"

(NOTE: I still have no idea who this person is or what they do for a living, other than make Democrats look stupid on TV) pic.twitter.com/wdYthosgCu
— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) August 14, 2025

I was asked why my hometown of Louisville, like DC, has a serious violent crime problem.

I actually think that's a fantastic question for the Democrat Mayor and Democrat Governor of Kentucky.

(Spoiler: It's the soft-on-crime policies endorsed by Dem Party) pic.twitter.com/76FiQcr3Y2
— Scott Jennings (@ScottJenningsKY) August 15, 2025

The entire premise of the Left's George Floyd-era argument was, in fact, "white people bad," and it is a sign of weakness, rather than strength, that the left-wing CNN panelists are now pretending that they never made that argument at all. Good, @JillianMichaels. https://t.co/FmLODARVER
— Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ (@realchrisrufo) August 14, 2025

And this Guest of Last Resort also claimed that cleaning the woke sermons out of the Smithsonian is "whitewashing slavery" and saying slavery is good.

The surprisingly based Jillian Michaels rejected this. Abby Philips, naturally, claimed if every exhibit in the Smithsonian isn't anti-white/anti-male propaganda, you're saying slavery is good.

🚨 THIS IS THE EXACT MOMENT CNN FOREVER BANS JILLIAN MICHAELS

She’ll never be allowed on their airwaves again after saying what they didn’t want you to hear. pic.twitter.com/HIJIlIWycB
— HustleBitch (@HustleBitch_) August 14, 2025

BTW, Jillian Michaels used to be the trainer on The Biggest Loser. She's a lesbian and used to be pretty leftwing, but I think covid and transgenders in women's sports radicalized her to the right and now she's based.

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM

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1 Trump Orders the Nation's Museum, the Smithsonian, To De-Wokify
This is an important step.
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Andrew Breitbart smiles upon us from the Great Beyond.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 15, 2025 03:01 PM (Y7jiM)

2 Good!

Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2025 03:01 PM (pMi6S)

3 My job is done here. I'll call the others.

And read the content.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 15, 2025 03:02 PM (Y7jiM)

4 I loved the Smithsonian when I was there in 8th grade. It was better than everything else. I admit my other memory was how the Capitol smelled like stale cigars

Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2025 03:02 PM (rbvCR)

5 Okay none of that is interesting.

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Burn?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

6 Even more of what I (we) voted for.

Still not tired of winning.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 15, 2025 03:03 PM (N39Ws)

7 You wouldn't believe the casualty rate of Trump giving order to the Smithsonian.

It's a bloodbath.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:03 PM (krQz2)

8 Make the Smithsonian Great Again.

I loved that place, back in the day. Hopefully, I can love it again in the future.

Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 03:03 PM (77rzZ)

9 BTW, Jillian Michaels used to be the trainer on The Biggest Loser. She's a lesbian and used to be pretty leftwing, but I think covid and transgenders in women's sports radicalized her to the right and now she's based.

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM

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Based AF.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:04 PM (krQz2)

10 Trump can order anything he wants but the hawaiian judge will just over rule him and make him stop. He has more power than Trump does.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 15, 2025 03:04 PM (0N4FZ)

11 Never been there bit if it works might be worth going

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2025 03:04 PM (+qU29)

12 This caused a minor furor on CNN
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Do you know who else had a minor furor?

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2025 03:04 PM (yh2Fr)

13 10 Trump can order anything he wants but the hawaiian judge will just over rule him and make him stop. He has more power than Trump does.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 15, 2025 03:04 PM (0N4FZ)

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DHS has deported 300,000 people despite the efforts to keep Garcia in America.

The judges thing is actually slowing down shockingly little of what Trump is doing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

14 Jillian Michaels used to be the trainer on The Biggest Loser.

I used to watch that show! She's a CNN pundit now...wtaf

Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2025 03:05 PM (dCxaZ)

15 Isn't Jennings seriously looking at running for the Senate in KY? Might be a huge boost in a GOP primary to be fired by CNN.

Here's to hoping he runs, talk about an upgrade from Bitch McConnell.

Posted by: Leupold at August 15, 2025 03:05 PM (4pwAx)

16 Practically all of the cable "newz" shows are just echo chambers for the left.

Even FOX, which, for whatever reason(s) feels the need to include at least one leftist on every segment they air.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2025 03:07 PM (Q4IgG)

17 I visited the National Portrait Gallery a few years ago and the little biographic tag next to each portrait was about how racist or sexist they were. The portrait of Francis Scott Key focused more on Colin Kaepernick than Francis Scott Key himself!

Posted by: Josephistan at August 15, 2025 03:07 PM (y9ksN)

18 While her phrase "white people bad" doesn't sound as articulate as it could be, I remember that Trump is often accused of not being as articulate as he could be.

And he is the most effective communicator in the last 40 years.

And she was right: Every exhibit was re-framed under Biden exclusively as "white people bad."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 15, 2025 03:07 PM (I4g9n)

19 The Silver Hill Smithsonian activity has credible evidence that the Wright Brothers were not brothers but homo lovers. This has been verified by the Barack Obama School of Flight located on Fire Island, NYC.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 15, 2025 03:07 PM (gm9Sb)

20 Oh, sure Jillian, we all got your number...wearing that WHITEY WHITE suit!!

I bet you have a 1488 tattoo somewhere on that sculpted bod

Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2025 03:08 PM (dCxaZ)

21
We enslaved blacks, slaughtered Indians and indiscriminately bombed Germans and Japs. Then we had lunch.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2025 03:08 PM (kkTda)

22 Democrat New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell was indicted on federal charges on Friday.

Go ahead, guess!

Yep! "Fundamentally non-serious" selection.

Posted by: Crusader at August 15, 2025 03:08 PM (TN0g+)

23 Practically all of the cable "newz" shows are just echo chambers for the left.

Even FOX, which, for whatever reason(s) feels the need to include at least one leftist on every segment they air.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2025 03:07 PM (Q4IgG)
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It's ridiculous that the FEC/FCC allow 24 hours of massive in-kind donations to the Dems.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:08 PM (krQz2)

24 BTW, Jillian Michaels used to be the trainer on The Biggest Loser. She's a lesbian and used to be pretty leftwing, but I think covid and transgenders in women's sports radicalized her to the right and now she's based.

Even lesbians can't resist Trump!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 15, 2025 03:09 PM (wtvvX)

25 21
We enslaved blacks, slaughtered Indians and indiscriminately bombed Germans and Japs. Then we had lunch.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2025 03:08 PM (kkTda)

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"And you oppose these people?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

26 oh thank God, I thought that beast in the screengrab was Jillian, I thought, wow time has really not been kind...

but it's not her. I saw Jillian when I went to the twit-tw@t

Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2025 03:09 PM (dCxaZ)

27 16 Practically all of the cable "newz" shows are just echo chambers for the left.

Even FOX, which, for whatever reason(s) feels the need to include at least one leftist on every segment they air.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2025 03:07 PM (Q4IgG)

I still won't watch that channel, website or anything related to it. Not after the 2020 election where the Murdoch family cheered Trump's defeat. F*** them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 15, 2025 03:09 PM (N39Ws)

28 This relates to the last thread, but it was gonna get willowed before I could post it...

ICE came in and rousted the day laborers at our local Home Depot yesterday morning. I've never seen more than 5-10 guys in the lot. I don't know if they were looking for someone specific, but one of the guys fled onto the nearby freeway and was hit. He died this morning.

Hard to say if this will get traction nationally. It seems that ICE may be doing more than targeted operations here in SoCal. Maybe it's because Bass and Newsom keep up with their antics that ICE is doing random roundups. It was a series of bad decisions that got this guy killed, but it's not a good outcome.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 15, 2025 03:09 PM (4DY5T)

29 Even FOX, which, for whatever reason(s) feels the need to include at least one leftist on every segment they air.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 15, 2025 03:07 PM (Q4IgG)

The reason is because they are trying to pluck Fox's audience away. Think of it like a honey trap. Gather all your "mostly conservative" voters in one place like older people or whatever, and then constantly show them the "other side".

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2025 03:10 PM (yh2Fr)

30
LaToya. That's - what? - Hungarian? Bloody Magyars!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2025 03:10 PM (kkTda)

31 Donald and Vlad are about to meet in Alaska. This is very cool.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2025 03:10 PM (viF8m)

32 You wouldn't believe the casualty rate of Trump giving order to the Smithsonian.

It's a bloodbath.

heh, yeah, I dodged that bullet! it was Net Neutrality that killed me

Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2025 03:10 PM (dCxaZ)

33 28 ICE came in and rousted the day laborers at our local Home Depot yesterday morning. I've never seen more than 5-10 guys in the lot. I don't know if they were looking for someone specific, but one of the guys fled onto the nearby freeway and was hit. He died this morning.

Hard to say if this will get traction nationally. It seems that ICE may be doing more than targeted operations here in SoCal. Maybe it's because Bass and Newsom keep up with their antics that ICE is doing random roundups. It was a series of bad decisions that got this guy killed, but it's not a good outcome.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 15, 2025 03:09 PM (4DY5T)

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Probably just an American citizen who thought ICE was going to assassinate him so he could only choose to run.

Sad.

Or...he was an illegal doing illegal things and decided to run from cops.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

34 I thought the military would protect us from Presidents I didn't vote for messing with the Smithsonian.

Posted by: General Idiot at August 15, 2025 03:11 PM (krQz2)

35 In New Orleans of all places...

@libsoftiktok
BREAKING: LaToya Cantrell, the Democrat Mayor of New Orleans, was just INDICTED on CORRUPTION charges by a federal grand jury.

Cantrell allegedly accepted bribes worth thousands of dollars from Randy Farrell, a building inspector, in exchange for the firing of a city official who was investigating him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 15, 2025 03:11 PM (mlg/3)

36 Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 15, 2025 03:09 PM (4DY5T)

why did he run though

all the other vatos stayed put, right

guess maybe he had a couple warrants out

Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2025 03:12 PM (dCxaZ)

37 30
LaToya. That's - what? - Hungarian? Bloody Magyars!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2025 03:10 PM (kkTda)

The lesser-known 4th Gabor sister.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 15, 2025 03:12 PM (wtvvX)

38 36 Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 15, 2025 03:09 PM (4DY5T)

why did he run though

all the other vatos stayed put, right

guess maybe he had a couple warrants out
Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2025 03:12 PM (dCxaZ)

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Trump's fault for threatening to murder all illegals. He did it.

No direct quote, though. Just trust my sourcing: The NYT.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

39 Do you know who else had a minor furor?
Posted by: ... at August 15, 2025 03:04 PM (yh2Fr)

Oh no wait maybe that was mein fuhrer

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2025 03:12 PM (yh2Fr)

40 NOLA mayor indicted on federal corruption charges.

AP takes five paragraphs to "name that party."

And only passively, implied indirectly in the second sentence, "The Democrat repeatedly clashed with the city council ..."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 15, 2025 03:12 PM (I4g9n)

41 Democrat New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell was indicted on federal charges on Friday.

Go ahead, guess!

Yep! "Fundamentally non-serious" selection.
Posted by: Crusader at August 15, 2025 03:08 PM (TN0g+)
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In fairness, they thought her last name was Jackson.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:13 PM (krQz2)

42 Even though he is a douchebag, I gotta admire Putin. At least he looks out for his country, unlike Democrats.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2025 03:13 PM (ufFY8)

43 Donald and Vlad are about to meet in Alaska. This is very cool.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2025 03:10 PM

It's only about 54 degrees

Posted by: Josephistan at August 15, 2025 03:13 PM (y9ksN)

44 Hard to say if this will get traction nationally. It seems that ICE may be doing more than targeted operations here in SoCal. Maybe it's because Bass and Newsom keep up with their antics that ICE is doing random roundups. It was a series of bad decisions that got this guy killed, but it's not a good outcome.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor
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ICE is going after plain jane criminals and cartel members. The original raid in LA that caused pols to hyperventilate involved a cartel owned store that was laundering money for them.

Posted by: whig at August 15, 2025 03:13 PM (ctrM5)

45 The Sleepytime Gorilla Museum is the museum of the future! It is anti-artifact, non-historical, and closed.

The current woke employees of the Smithsonian can perhaps work there, instead.

https://youtu.be/5iST3dhrs2M

Posted by: mikeski at August 15, 2025 03:13 PM (DgGvY)

46 You know another KKK apologist who ALWAYS wears white...

yep

none other than our Directress of National Intelligence

Tulsi

see, all the Kewl Kidz are WS now

Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2025 03:13 PM (dCxaZ)

47 42 Even though he is a douchebag, I gotta admire Putin. At least he looks out for his country, unlike Democrats.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2025 03:13 PM (ufFY

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Eh.

His nation isn't in very good shape right now after a couple of years of war.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

48 This caused a minor furor on CNN
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Do you know who else had a minor furor?
Posted by: ...

I have several ideas, but can't be sure until they release the Epstein files.

Posted by: mikeski at August 15, 2025 03:14 PM (DgGvY)

49 Is she a good mayor?

Don't know Cantrell.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:14 PM (krQz2)

50 I visited the National Portrait Gallery a few years ago and the little biographic tag next to each portrait was about how racist or sexist they were. The portrait of Francis Scott Key focused more on Colin Kaepernick than Francis Scott Key himself!
Posted by: Josephistan

Look up any prominent antebellum Southerner on Wikipedia:

"Andrew Jackson was an American soldier, politician, judge, and owner of enslaved people."

(Note, not even "slave," but "enslaved people," which to my mind is a misuse of the word "enslaved.")

They just cannot let it go.

Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 03:14 PM (77rzZ)

51 35 In New Orleans of all places...

@libsoftiktok
BREAKING: LaToya Cantrell, the Democrat Mayor of New Orleans, was just INDICTED on CORRUPTION charges by a federal grand jury.

Cantrell allegedly accepted bribes worth thousands of dollars from Randy Farrell, a building inspector, in exchange for the firing of a city official who was investigating him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 15, 2025 03:11 PM (mlg/3)

Having visited New Orleans this summer, she's toast. EVERY Democrat tour guide (and pretty much every tour guide is there) could not keep their contempt for her quiet. She was HATED by the city that lives and dies through tourism...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 15, 2025 03:14 PM (tOcjL)

52 >>His nation isn't in very good shape right now after a couple of years of war.

Neither is NATO.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2025 03:14 PM (viF8m)

53 The Left hate everything that made America exceptional. So much so that the Dem President rejected the idea of American Exceptionalism .

They are spoiled children that hate their Parents who busted their ass to make their children's life better than theirs was. They reject everything their parents believe in just because they hate them.

Ironically they won't leave and still live in their parent's house or ask for money or assistance when they fnd themselves in trouble.

Now they aren't liking the tough love being administered.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:14 PM (VofaG)

54
The lesser-known 4th Gabor sister.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 15, 2025 03:12 PM (wtvvX)

_________

The three Gabor sisters had 20 husbands among them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2025 03:14 PM (kkTda)

55 Putin and Trump got in the same car to the summit location.

Wish there would have been a B-2 Flyover as they walked to the vehicle.

Posted by: Jackson at August 15, 2025 03:14 PM (BltCC)

56
...but one of the guys fled onto the nearby freeway and was hit. He died this morning.

Hard to say if this will get traction nationally...

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 15, 2025 03:09 PM

it's getting some play on the twits

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 15, 2025 03:14 PM (tljrc)

57 Everyone like to shit on Subway sandwiches but they really pack on the veggies if that's your thing. Pro-tip: skip the mayo and mustard and go full olive oil/vinegar/salt and pepper.

Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2025 03:15 PM (q177U)

58 Wow, they taking down LaToya the Destroyer? Big Brass Balls.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 15, 2025 03:15 PM (W3T6M)

59 This is one step closer to reeducation camps. And I am OK with that.

Posted by: Vlad at August 15, 2025 03:15 PM (i24o9)

60 Remember the Smithsonian put this up about White Culture on their Website, these people are insane, Steak and eggs "bland is best" really into the wood chipper
https://tinyurl.com/4wyypbka

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 15, 2025 03:15 PM (FCrpy)

61 Donald and Vlad are about to meet in Alaska. This is very cool.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2025 03:10 PM (viF8m)

50 quatloos says Trump puts down an offer for Siberia.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2025 03:15 PM (2WIwB)

62 Putin in the window seat of the beast. Eww Putin has an ugly smile..

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 15, 2025 03:15 PM (VPPG8)

63 >>>Do you know who else had a minor furor?
Posted by: ... at August 15, 2025 03:04 PM (yh2Fr)

LOLOL!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2025 03:15 PM (q177U)

64 57 Everyone like to shit on Subway sandwiches but they really pack on the veggies if that's your thing. Pro-tip: skip the mayo and mustard and go full olive oil/vinegar/salt and pepper.
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What they skip on is the meats.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 15, 2025 03:15 PM (W3T6M)

65 45 The Sleepytime Gorilla Museum is the museum of the future! It is anti-artifact, non-historical, and closed.

The current woke employees of the Smithsonian can perhaps work there, instead.

https://youtu.be/5iST3dhrs2M

Posted by: mikeski at August 15, 2025 03:13 PM (DgGvY)

They have a magnificent Harambe display.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 15, 2025 03:16 PM (wtvvX)

66 Trump has broadened the political base of the GOP so widely that it is now the only home for any Americans with common sense. The political "extreme", which Democrats love talking about so vociferously, is the Democrat Party. They're fricken nutso.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 15, 2025 03:16 PM (8i1Xd)

67 I still won't watch that channel, website or anything related to it. Not after the 2020 election where the Murdoch family cheered Trump's defeat. F*** them.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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I agree. Murdoch family in general are globalist assholes that have destroyed every media property they have owned as far as integrity. WSJ is a classic example.

Good ole Rupert himself decided to dump his previous fiancee because she was an avowed Christian--given Rupert's shorter and shorter stay on this planet, I guess the fear of judgment for his sins gives him the creeps.

Posted by: whig at August 15, 2025 03:16 PM (ctrM5)

68 why did he run though

all the other vatos stayed put, right

guess maybe he had a couple warrants out

Posted by: kallisto

Probably, yes. You have to climb an embankment to reach the freeway, so he knew where he was going. And it was still rush hour.

I don't know when or if we'll learn the details of who this person was.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 15, 2025 03:16 PM (4DY5T)

69 my predictions:

1 -- trumps gets putin to agree to a peace deal. liberal media says this is evidence that trump is working for putin

2 -- trump fails to get peace deal. lib media: trump fails where hillary would have succeeded

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 15, 2025 03:16 PM (CWTWj)

70 The lesser-known 4th Gabor sister.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 15, 2025 03:12 PM (wtvvX)
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Gab-whore? So she's on The View?

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:16 PM (krQz2)

71 Putin had a slight limp when walking to meet Trump.

Posted by: Jackson at August 15, 2025 03:16 PM (BltCC)

72 His nation isn't in very good shape right now after a couple of years of war.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

Didn't say he is successful, but his overall goal is generally ok. Methods are a different story.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2025 03:16 PM (ufFY8)

73 How the Hell does Scott put up with Abby Philip, she's terrible, They should make Scott the Host and then it might be a good show, nobody is watching her she's a retard

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 15, 2025 03:17 PM (FCrpy)

74 Everyone like to shit on Subway sandwiches but they really pack on the veggies if that's your thing. Pro-tip: skip the mayo and mustard and go full olive oil/vinegar/salt and pepper.
Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2025 03:15 PM (q177U)

So...Mike's Way?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2025 03:17 PM (2WIwB)

75 Eva Gabor, serving hot cakes, dahling.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 15, 2025 03:17 PM (gm9Sb)

76 I don't know when or if we'll learn the details of who this person was.

guess what....

...

...

monkey butt!

lol regardless don't care. play stupid games win stupid prizes

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 15, 2025 03:17 PM (Pv3Rg)

77 Everyone like to shit on Subway sandwiches but they really pack on the veggies if that's your thing. Pro-tip: skip the mayo and mustard and go full olive oil/vinegar/salt and pepper.

Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2025 03:15 PM (q177U)

Yeah, it's fashionable. But don't be hating on Mustard. It's just salt, vinegar, and spices.

Posted by: Vlad at August 15, 2025 03:17 PM (i24o9)

78 I bet you have a 1488 tattoo somewhere on that sculpted bod
Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2025 03:08 PM (dCxaZ)

i volunteer to perform a VERY thorough inspection to verify the veracity of this claim...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 15, 2025 03:17 PM (v6XNT)

79 Everyone like to shit on Subway sandwiches but they really pack on the veggies if that's your thing. Pro-tip: skip the mayo and mustard and go full olive oil/vinegar/salt and pepper.
Posted by: Max Power

You need to go with what gives it the most impact on landing.

Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 03:17 PM (77rzZ)

80 Everyone like to shit on Subway sandwiches but they really pack on the veggies if that's your thing. Pro-tip: skip the mayo and mustard and go full olive oil/vinegar/salt and pepper.
Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2025 03:15 PM (q177U)
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I've noticed over the years that the best Subways are the ones in very small towns. Been to a lot in the cities, and there is a big difference. IMO.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo at Werk at August 15, 2025 03:17 PM (PSEDc)

81
Putin had a slight limp when walking to meet Trump.
Posted by: Jackson at August 15, 2025 03:16 PM (BltCC)

_______

Trump kneecapped him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2025 03:17 PM (kkTda)

82 73 How the Hell does Scott put up with Abby Philip, she's terrible, They should make Scott the Host and then it might be a good show, nobody is watching her she's a retard
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 15, 2025 03:17 PM (FCrpy)

Would you believe that Abby's a...Hahvahd grad?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 15, 2025 03:17 PM (Y7jiM)

83 73 How the Hell does Scott put up with Abby Philip, she's terrible, They should make Scott the Host and then it might be a good show, nobody is watching her she's a retard

I dunno it looks like maybe he's had his fill of her finally!

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 15, 2025 03:18 PM (Pv3Rg)

84 73 How the Hell does Scott put up with Abby Philip, she's terrible, They should make Scott the Host and then it might be a good show, nobody is watching her she's a retard

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 15, 2025 03:17 PM (FCrpy)

Her job is to ref...if Scott refereed, no one on the panel would listen to him, so he'd be better just getting his own 30 minute show...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 15, 2025 03:18 PM (tOcjL)

85 2 -- trump fails to get peace deal. lib media: trump fails where hillary would have succeeded
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Other than bagging cash, what has Hillary ever succeeded at?

Posted by: pudinhead at August 15, 2025 03:18 PM (W3T6M)

86 Putin had a slight limp when walking to meet Trump.

long flight

foot's asleep

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 15, 2025 03:18 PM (Pv3Rg)

87 Putin had a slight limp when walking to meet Trump.
Posted by: Jackson at August 15, 2025 03:16 PM (BltCC)

It was a boner

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 15, 2025 03:18 PM (NtVYv)

88 BREAKINF NEWS:

Democrats introduce bill in the House to put Subway Sandwiches' on a weapons ban along with AR15s

Posted by: Jackson at August 15, 2025 03:18 PM (BltCC)

89 The Sleepytime Gorilla Museum is the museum of the future! It is anti-artifact, non-historical, and closed.

The current woke employees of the Smithsonian can perhaps work there, instead.

https://youtu.be/5iST3dhrs2M

Posted by: mikeski at August 15, 2025 03:13 PM (DgGvY)
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Good point. Trump's bound to put some display for the Gorilla Channel and gorilla fights in there.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:19 PM (krQz2)

90 Everyone like to shit on Subway sandwiches...

Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2025 03:15 PM (q177U)

I guess you gotta have good aim for that.lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2025 03:19 PM (snZF9)

91 libs:

israel: land for peace! it's the only way!

ukraine: never give in! fight to the last man!

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 15, 2025 03:19 PM (CWTWj)

92 71 Ankle holster. Draz Burnya pistol. (look it up, KGB stuff).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 15, 2025 03:19 PM (gm9Sb)

93 The three Gabor sisters had 20 husbands among them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

George Sanders, the unmitigated cad, was married to two of them.

Posted by: Zsa Zsa and Magda at August 15, 2025 03:19 PM (G5+As)

94 79 Everyone like to shit on Subway sandwiches but they really pack on the veggies if that's your thing. Pro-tip: skip the mayo and mustard and go full olive oil/vinegar/salt and pepper.
Posted by: Max Power

Good with allergies and I'm a big veg lover on sandwiches (I like the reverse of the NY deli when it comes to meat vs toppings/bread). Give me lettuce, spinach, tomato, onion, and pickles always...and sometimes the banana peppers if I'm in the mood...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 15, 2025 03:19 PM (tOcjL)

95
Other than bagging cash, what has Hillary ever succeeded at?

Posted by: pudinhead at August 15, 2025 03:18 PM

having people killed?

Posted by: Seth Rich at August 15, 2025 03:20 PM (tljrc)

96 We enslaved blacks, slaughtered Indians and indiscriminately bombed Germans and Japs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 15, 2025 03:08 PM (kkTda)

And that was just the opening act.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 15, 2025 03:20 PM (i24o9)

97 >>Everyone like to shit on Subway sandwiches but they really pack on the veggies if that's your thing. Pro-tip: skip the mayo and mustard and go full olive oil/vinegar/salt and pepper.

You can make a tastier sammich from a roll of single-ply TP and some Roadkill.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:20 PM (t39oN)

98 the GOP ... is now the only home for any Americans with common sense

I agree.
And I don't necessarily like it. When GOP politicos get too comfy, they rule from the Left while putting on an aw-shucks front for the voters. Like Spencer "Mouth Full Of" Cox in Utah, or the RINO herd in the Texas Lege.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 15, 2025 03:20 PM (gKWVE)

99 The left is always loading a heavy burden of guilt on the backs of others. And it's all false guilt. The only moral wrong in their universe is not serving The Narrative slavishly enough.

Posted by: Emmie at August 15, 2025 03:20 PM (FMtrg)

100 Her job is to ref...if Scott refereed, no one on the panel would listen to him, so he'd be better just getting his own 30 minute show...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 15, 2025 03:18 PM (tOcjL)
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Not on CNN, though. They wouldn't have somebody in place to talk over him and filibuster so he can't get his points in.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:20 PM (krQz2)

101 Other than bagging cash, what has Hillary ever succeeded at?

Posted by: pudinhead at August 15, 2025 03:18 PM (W3T6M)

Starting Bill's fetish for dipped cigars.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2025 03:20 PM (snZF9)

102 ...but, if you are crunched for time, Subway is a viable alternative.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:21 PM (t39oN)

103 er 85: getting power she never deserved, unless putting up with a cheating husband counts for something

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 15, 2025 03:21 PM (CWTWj)

104 It's the globalists behind Zelenfag who are standing in the way of "peace" and Trump is going to prove it. Or they will take the deal.

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2025 03:21 PM (yh2Fr)

105 97 >>Everyone like to shit on Subway sandwiches but they really pack on the veggies if that's your thing. Pro-tip: skip the mayo and mustard and go full olive oil/vinegar/salt and pepper.

You can make a tastier sammich from a roll of single-ply TP and some Roadkill.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:20 PM (t39oN)

Their bacon (which is one of my 2 normal choices - I don't eat lunch meat, so can't comment) is good enough under the mound of veg...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 15, 2025 03:21 PM (tOcjL)

106 Everyone like to shit on Subway sandwiches but they really pack on the veggies if that's your thing. Pro-tip: skip the mayo and mustard and go full olive oil/vinegar/salt and pepper.
Posted by: Max Power

It's called being a human.
Subway is shit. That ain't bread. It's seat cushion foam. The meat is steamed pink slime. Subway is the crack hobo of sandwiches.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 15, 2025 03:21 PM (mlg/3)

107 Everyone like to shit on Subway sandwiches but they really pack on the veggies if that's your thing. Pro-tip: skip the mayo and mustard and go full olive oil/vinegar/salt and pepper.
Posted by: Max Power

You need to go with what gives it the most impact on landing.
Posted by: Bulg

* golf clap *

Posted by: mikeski at August 15, 2025 03:21 PM (DgGvY)

108 Everyone like to shit on Subway sandwiches
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Oh. Is *that* what keeps them in business?

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:22 PM (krQz2)

109 I wish someone had said, "Julie, I don't really care. But you need to see an orthodontist asap."

I suppose this is better than calling her "beaver teeth" right off the bat.

Shrieking Harpy Network is CNN.

I don't see how Jillian and Scott don't have massive migraines daily. I would.

Thankful I saw the Smithsonian before it went woke. I spent days there alone... and had a private tour of Impressionism as I was the only person who showed up one day. My husband would be in conferences or something and I'd be on the loose with taxi drivers. So no trouble by me ripping down ghey stuff and them calling security.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 15, 2025 03:22 PM (6PCLE)

110 Interesting article in the Federalist today claiming recently released emails show that the deep state sabotaged the last US - Russia summit in Helsinki.

https://tinyurl.com/2mbnvfzj

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2025 03:22 PM (viF8m)

111 Other than bagging cash, what has Hillary ever succeeded at?

Posted by: pudinhead at August 15, 2025 03:18 PM (W3T6M)

Hiding billing records?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2025 03:22 PM (2WIwB)

112 israel: land for peace! it's the only way!

ukraine: never give in! fight to the last man!

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 15, 2025 03:19 PM (CWTWj)

Just one of dozens of examples of the Left's cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:22 PM (VofaG)

113 Their bacon (which is one of my 2 normal choices - I don't eat lunch meat, so can't comment) is good enough under the mound of veg...
Posted by: Nova Local

If you ever wondered what "damning with faint praise" is, it's this.

Posted by: mikeski at August 15, 2025 03:22 PM (DgGvY)

114 67 I still won't watch that channel, website or anything related to it. Not after the 2020 election where the Murdoch family cheered Trump's defeat. F*** them.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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I agree. Murdoch family in general are globalist assholes that have destroyed every media property they have owned as far as integrity. WSJ is a classic example.

Good ole Rupert himself decided to dump his previous fiancee because she was an avowed Christian--given Rupert's shorter and shorter stay on this planet, I guess the fear of judgment for his sins gives him the creeps.
Posted by: whig at August 15, 2025 03:16 PM (ctrM5)

All true, but I respectfully disagree on him ruining the WSJ. When the Bancroft family owned it, they weren't putting enough resources into it, and there were members of that clan that wanted to monetize anyway. Rupert, being one of the last of the newspaper buccaneers - and a business genius - came in as the knight that could preserve the paper and give them resources to compete with NYT, WaPo and USA Today. The news part of the WSJ was always liberal - the reporters threatened revolt under the prospect of Rupert owning them.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 15, 2025 03:23 PM (Y7jiM)

115 Every single Curator, Historian, Archivist, and Restorer needs to push back against this. The very soul of our nation depends on it. Do not collaborate with Authoritarians.

Lmao. They really think they can whitewash all the shit they have done. Too bad the whole world is watching.

They can. 2/3 of Americans don't know or don't care or actively support it.

These employees have families, mortgages, health insurance, etc. Push back and then what? Be replaced by a Trump loyalist in the blink of an eye. remake their temp changes, protect the employees and Secretary, and then revert in 2029.

You go ahead and quit your job and protest then. It's easy to talk big virtue signal on reddit

As a German I must raise my finger and speak out a warning. Don't wait until it affects you personally. The NSDAP was only elected by 30%, and most of them in protest against the established parties.

It reminds me of the Taliban destroying the Buddha's of Bamiyam.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 15, 2025 03:23 PM (ycI94)

116 Everyone like to shit on Subway sandwiches but they really pack on the veggies if that's your thing. Pro-tip: skip the mayo and mustard and go full olive oil/vinegar/salt and pepper.

Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2025 03:15 PM

subway sandwiches are some of the most unhealthy stuff you can find for fast food. The salt content of subway food is only beaten by kfc and chick fil a. A typical 6 inch sub has 1200-1500 mg's of salt. That is two thirds of the sodium you are supposed to have in a day contained in one six inch sub.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 15, 2025 03:23 PM (0N4FZ)

117 You can make a tastier sammich from a roll of single-ply TP and some Roadkill.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:20 PM (t39oN)

What you and Ace do in your own home for sustenance after a sex-filled weekend is your own business.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 15, 2025 03:23 PM (i24o9)

118 The liberal women that sit on these panels-much like Jessica Tardlov on Fox-are all uniformly shrill and stupid. They all only know one song, and they all sing it in the same tinny key. It's like listening to a tea time of all the worst ex wives you could find.

Posted by: UGAdawg at August 15, 2025 03:23 PM (iqHxn)

119 Subway Club with lettuce tomatoes pepper jack, onions, all the peppers and southwest sauce (one line).

Spice it up to the max.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2025 03:23 PM (ufFY8)

120 "It's important on its own, and its important to let the left know that we do not respect them and we no longer fear them."

That part is critical. Keep mocking these leftist swine. Keep laughing at them. Keep taunting them. Keep spitting in their faces. Keep kicking them in the nuts.

We are winning. Big time. The left has been emasculated to comical impotents like Gay Homo Sub Throwing Faggot tingling around DC like a Babylon Bee caricature.

We need to keep winning.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 15, 2025 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

121 113 Their bacon (which is one of my 2 normal choices - I don't eat lunch meat, so can't comment) is good enough under the mound of veg...
Posted by: Nova Local

If you ever wondered what "damning with faint praise" is, it's this.

Posted by: mikeski at August 15, 2025 03:22 PM (DgGvY)

Hey, when you have allergies, you have to have "go to" places for travel...McD's and Subway are my top 2 "cheap and quick" go to options - one obviously healthier than the other, but you have to have options b/c you don't always find one or the other on the interstate in WV.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 15, 2025 03:24 PM (tOcjL)

122 And this Guest of Last Resort also claimed that cleaning the woke sermons out of the Smithsonian is "whitewashing slavery" and saying slavery is good.

After hearing this if I were president I'd tell the Smithsonian that most of their budget will now be allocated to building an exhibit on the horrors of socialism featuring stories from the USSR, Red China, and National Socialist Germany.

Everyone that could practiced slavery prior to a group of "far right wing Christians started enforcing their morality on everyone else in the 1800s.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2025 03:24 PM (t0Rmr)

123 Fun fact: Rupert Murdoch's father covered the Gallipoli campaign for the Aussie press in WWI.

Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 03:24 PM (77rzZ)

124 So (Tulsi) Gabbard (Jillian) Michaels 2028?

Posted by: Moland Springs at August 15, 2025 03:25 PM (APj/I)

125 It reminds me of the Taliban destroying the Buddha's of Bamiyam.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 15, 2025 03:23 PM (ycI94)
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I thought tearing down statues was more of a you-guys thing.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:25 PM (krQz2)

126 Heh. Think about the hero of hero sammiches, the homo that tossed one at the border patrol agents after calling them fascists. No job (fired by DOJ) no sammich (maybe got a plain bologna on white in jail), awaiting arraignment. Looking forward to MSNBC assignment.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 15, 2025 03:25 PM (gm9Sb)

127 The fact the left is making "But muh slaveries" a big news items means they are afraid black voters might be leaving them.

Absent winning 80-90% of the black vote the Dems are a regional party in the NE and left coast.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2025 03:25 PM (t0Rmr)

128 MFM will have a field day showing Vlad and PDT shaking hands.

Reeeeee

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2025 03:25 PM (ufFY8)

129 125 It reminds me of the Taliban destroying the Buddha's of Bamiyam.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 15, 2025 03:23 PM (ycI94)
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I thought tearing down statues was more of a you-guys thing.
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:25 PM (krQz2)

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They only pull down bad statues.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

130 Don't know exactly when Jillian Michaels got based, but I'm liking it.

Posted by: CNN might as well be The View at August 15, 2025 03:26 PM (TbWk/)

131 Every single Curator, Historian, Archivist, and Restorer needs to push back against this. The very soul of our nation depends on it. Do not collaborate with Authoritarians.
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Oh I hope they do so!

Identify yourselves, Deep Staters!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 15, 2025 03:26 PM (x0Rg/)

132 I have the palate of a hobo so I don't mind Subway but yes there are better sandwich shops . I prefer the shops where you can get your bread toasted which Subway does. I miss Quiznos.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:26 PM (VofaG)

133 From the gerrymandering thread:
43 Most Gerrymandered districts...

https://tinyurl.com/2h3dwdv8
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 15, 2025 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

I checked out that link. Some interesting districts, but that article is hopelessly leftist. From calling out mostly Repub districts and then literally calling them racist, to using terms like "latinx" more than once...

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 15, 2025 03:26 PM (8hxDK)

134 Other than bagging cash, what has Hillary ever succeeded at?

Posted by: pudinhead at August 15, 2025 03:18 PM (W3T6M)
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Throwing a lamp at Bill?

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:27 PM (krQz2)

135 Is Quiznos still around? Their stuff was good, but, boy, were they ever pricey.

Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 03:27 PM (77rzZ)

136 BTW, Jillian Michaels used to be the trainer on The Biggest Loser. She's a lesbian and used to be pretty leftwing, but I think covid and transgenders in women's sports radicalized her to the right and now she's based.

Welcome to the party pal!

So... You like boobs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:27 PM (bss/y)

137
You go ahead and quit your job and protest then. It's easy to talk big virtue signal on reddit

Stupid voice of reason...don't lesson to him lefties. You tell Trump he can take this job and shove it. I'm sure he'll never be able to replace your overpaid and underworked jobs with right leaning people

Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2025 03:27 PM (t0Rmr)

138 127 The fact the left is making "But muh slaveries" a big news items means they are afraid black voters might be leaving them.

Absent winning 80-90% of the black vote the Dems are a regional party in the NE and left coast.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2025 03:25 PM (t0Rmr)

=======

Won't matter if Harmeet Dhillon actually follows through and uses the resources of the DOJ to force massive cleanups of voter rolls that True The Vote only ever dreamed of.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

139 Watching Agenda FreeTV.

The press are asshoe.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2025 03:28 PM (ufFY8)

140 Subway is terrible. I'm not sure it even qualifies as "food." If I was starving and given a choice to eat a Subway sandwich or a neon green dildo, I would ... think about it.

Btw, are we sure that was an actual Subway sandwich that the comically gay wench was carrying?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 15, 2025 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

141 124 So (Tulsi) Gabbard (Jillian) Michaels 2028?
Posted by: Moland Springs at August 15, 2025 03:25 PM (APj/I)

Will there be Jello involved?

Posted by: Always room for Jello at August 15, 2025 03:28 PM (TbWk/)

142 when i was doing continuing ed on saturdays in manhattan years ago, subway across the street was my usual choice, three kinds of stuff made from turkey, foot long six bucks.

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 15, 2025 03:28 PM (CWTWj)

143 134 Other than bagging cash, what has Hillary ever succeeded at?

Posted by: pudinhead at August 15, 2025 03:18 PM (W3T6M)
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Throwing a lamp at Bill?
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:27 PM (krQz2)

About 50 "suicides" at last count. Ask Vince Foster.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 15, 2025 03:28 PM (6PCLE)

144 It reminds me of the Taliban destroying the Buddha's of Bamiyam.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 15, 2025 03:23 PM (ycI94)

Hilarious cluelessness. If the Left had any self-awareness they would commit suicide immediately.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:29 PM (VofaG)

145 LOL,

They kicked the press out as they were shouting like fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2025 03:29 PM (ufFY8)

146 I miss Blimpies' tuna melts.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 15, 2025 03:29 PM (gKWVE)

147 It reminds me of the Taliban destroying the Buddha's of Bamiyam.

First: Islam is a religion of peace! They never engage in violence of not proved. And those statues were totally asking for it

Then: All these confederate statues most go. They are like gross white people that all enslaved Africans personally.

Now: How dare you zealot remove statues and history displays! Knowledge is always good!

Posted by: The left at August 15, 2025 03:29 PM (t0Rmr)

148 Trump Orders the Nation's Museum, the Smithsonian, To De-Wokify —Ace

Using tired language because I don't have any other way to say it. This is an approximation of the denazification of Germany after World War II.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 15, 2025 03:29 PM (9vYpt)

149 I'll eat at subway because it has some options that are sensible in terms of calories. But most of its offerings don't even do that. And its ingredients are so mediocre that if I ate the damn thing wrapper and all I'd barely notice the difference.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 15, 2025 03:30 PM (guCHD)

150 Their bacon (which is one of my 2 normal choices - I don't eat lunch meat, so can't comment) is good enough under the mound of veg...
Posted by: Nova Local

If you ever wondered what "damning with faint praise" is, it's this.
Posted by: mikeski

Hey, when you have allergies, you have to have "go to" places for travel...
Posted by: Nova Local

Wasn't trying to insult your choices in fast food dining.

Just funnin' on "well, their bacon is tolerable if you bury it in veggies," versus the Horde's views on bacon.

Posted by: mikeski at August 15, 2025 03:30 PM (DgGvY)

151 Alternative for Deutschland is headed by a lesbian.
A lot of lesbians are sick of trannies' shit and aren't enthused by being raped by Abdul, either.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 15, 2025 03:30 PM (gKWVE)

152 Jennings doesn't usually do that, and I think the reason is simple: He also never calls out CNN for its intense partisan bias. And I think that's because his contract specifies that he cannot impugn CNN nor its other "talent," like Abby Philips.

So it's telling that he's violating what I'm pretty sure is a term of his contract, that he never mention the Big Secret that CNN is a nasty leftwing propganda organization.

It may have already been covered, but Jennings is mulling a run for something, so he may be trying to get CNN to fire him. That could only help him in terms of the voters.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 15, 2025 03:30 PM (Riz8t)

153 Now: How dare you zealot remove statues and history displays! Knowledge is always good!
Posted by: The left at August 15, 2025 03:29 PM (t0Rmr)

Yeah, fucking retards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:31 PM (bss/y)

154 This is the biggest failure since CNN+

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NPR and PBS hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Donald the Lionhearted 2028! at August 15, 2025 03:31 PM (0Tdve)

155 Won't matter if Harmeet Dhillon actually follows through and uses the resources of the DOJ to force massive cleanups of voter rolls that True The Vote only ever dreamed of.

I rate this statement as correct. An honest accounting of the urban voters would still leave Dems winning most of them. But by much smaller margins and most importantly a vote total half or less of what gets posted now...

Posted by: The left at August 15, 2025 03:31 PM (t0Rmr)

156 So (Tulsi) Gabbard (Jillian) Michaels 2028?
Posted by: Moland Springs at August 15, 2025 03:25 PM (APj/I)

Will there be Jello involved?
Posted by: Always room for Jello at August 15, 2025 03:28 PM (TbWk/)

i've got the kiddie pool ready to clean them up...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 15, 2025 03:31 PM (v6XNT)

157 OT: Just watched footage of Trump and Putin shaking hands and walking side by side. As they were walking, an F-22 screamed overhead so loud that they both looked up. Nice stagecraft!

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 15, 2025 03:31 PM (bNf8H)

158 It's about time.. I missed the Newsom thread but I wanted to say that My Husband has gotten two texts from him asking for donations to help pay to get the redistricting bill on the ballot....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 15, 2025 03:31 PM (VE6XX)

159 Garrett, Have you ever eaten at the Roadkill Cafe? Somewhere near Laurel, as I recall.

Their motto is "You Kill 'em, We Grill 'em."

Posted by: Wenda at August 15, 2025 03:31 PM (4k3J4)

160 The most common job posting by Subway on the job sites is for "sandwich artist."

Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 03:31 PM (77rzZ)

161 Imagine how the Dynamics of the Alaska meeting would be different if Kamala Harris came down Air Force One steps.

The reality is you wouldn't have to cuz this would not be happening. President Trump is audacious and tenacious.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 15, 2025 03:32 PM (9vYpt)

162 Trump Orders the Nation's Museum, the Smithsonian, To De-Wokify —Ace

Using tired language because I don't have any other way to say it. This is an approximation of the denazification of Germany after World War II.

I'm old enough to remember the last time the Smithsonian went woke (accusing the US of conducting a racial war in WWII). It did not end well for the perps. You'd think they'd learn.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 15, 2025 03:32 PM (Riz8t)

163 155 I rate this statement as correct. An honest accounting of the urban voters would still leave Dems winning most of them. But by much smaller margins and most importantly a vote total half or less of what gets posted now...
Posted by: The left at August 15, 2025 03:31 PM (t0Rmr)

======

It was shown in 2016 through Jill Stein's lawsuit that Detroit simply makes up the number of ballots in ballot boxes. Boxes labels as having 1000 votes had 10 in them.

How many other precincts in Detroit are like that?

How many other cities have precincts like that?

Why is it racist to ask?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

164 The most common job posting by Subway on the job sites is for "sandwich artist."

Gotta say I enjoy their new 6 inchers more then the old footlongs.

I mean Big Mike would give me those at home anyway

Posted by: Barack Obama walking funny at August 15, 2025 03:33 PM (t0Rmr)

165 Subway is OK if you don't order in advance. Tell the kid making the thing what you want and the kid will usually comply. Heavy on the green peppers. Yes sir. Italian dressing. Yes sir you got it. Double provolone. Yep.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 15, 2025 03:33 PM (gm9Sb)

166 Yeah, but after having better subs, subway bread has the consistency of cotton candy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:33 PM (bss/y)

167 Wasn't trying to insult your choices in fast food dining.

Just funnin' on "well, their bacon is tolerable if you bury it in veggies," versus the Horde's views on bacon.

Posted by: mikeski at August 15, 2025 03:30 PM (DgGvY)

Well, I don't always know if I'm being fair...like CBD, I do tend to think I cook better than most restaurants. So, I may be harsher than the average eater...

Then again, there is something about sweet and sour sauce on a hot salty McD fry...so b/c I won't oil fry here, I can be a sucker fot some foods that others would find eh...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 15, 2025 03:33 PM (tOcjL)

168 "How can we call out slavery unless we can't tell the truth about white people being created in a laboratory by the Evil Jakub?"

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:33 PM (krQz2)

169 The most common job posting by Subway on the job sites is for "sandwich artist." Posted by: Bulg

Sounds ready made for Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 15, 2025 03:33 PM (9vYpt)

170 OT: Just watched footage of Trump and Putin shaking hands and walking side by side. As they were walking, an F-22 screamed overhead so loud that they both looked up. Nice stagecraft!

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 15, 2025 03:31 PM (bNf8H)

LMAO. Lavrov went to the summit, and all he brought was his lousy U.S.S.R. T-shirt. Point to Trump.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 15, 2025 03:33 PM (i24o9)

171 The reality is you wouldn't have to cuz this would not be happening. President Trump is audacious and tenacious.

Not to mention bodacious and contagious.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 15, 2025 03:33 PM (Riz8t)

172 160 The most common job posting by Subway on the job sites is for "sandwich artist."
Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 03:31 PM (77rzZ)

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I was a sandwich artist, and all the Subway hate saddens me.

Sure, I smelled weird, my car smelled weird, and my apartment smelled weird from the smell of the proofing process in the store, but Subway is mostly just vegetables and sliced deli meat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

173 an F-22 screamed overhead so loud that they both looked up. Nice stagecraft!
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 15, 2025 03:31 PM (bNf8

Putin thinking to himself'. 'big deal. They destroyed all the specialized machinery so they can't make anymore. '

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:34 PM (VofaG)

174 WHY IS IT STILL NAMED AFTER SOME DEAD OLD WHITE MALE FAMILY FROM ENGLAND!

Posted by: ShainS -- Donald the Lionhearted 2028! at August 15, 2025 03:34 PM (0Tdve)

175 Which sub works best when it comes to assault?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 15, 2025 03:35 PM (kTd/k)

176 174 WHY IS IT STILL NAMED AFTER SOME DEAD OLD WHITE MALE FAMILY FROM ENGLAND!
Posted by: ShainS -- Donald the Lionhearted 2028! at August 15, 2025 03:34 PM (0Tdve)

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Yale?

Gonna have to be more specific.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

177 >> Have you ever eaten at the Roadkill Cafe? Somewhere near Laurel, as I recall.

No. I've rolled past that place on my way to Acton.
But I have never tried it out.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:35 PM (t39oN)

178 "Jennings doesn't usually do that, and I think the reason is simple: He also never calls out CNN for its intense partisan bias. And I think that's because his contract specifies that he cannot impugn CNN nor its other "talent," like Abby Philips."

I don't think it's a contractual prohibition. I think it's more than (i) Jennings isn't a bomb-thrower and (ii) up until very recently, it was career-ending to impugn a minority woman, regardless of any contract.

The fact that even a milder guy like Jennings is now giving DEI hires the back of his hand is very telling. We are finally taking power back from incompetent DEI cunt-punt nasties. That's a MAJOR development.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 15, 2025 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

179 I hope the Smithsonian doesn't do away with the Ben Dover Franklin display. I was happy to see a Founding Father who liked Caak as much as I do! teehee!

Posted by: democrat Fags Everywhere at August 15, 2025 03:35 PM (R/m4+)

180 Which sub works best when it comes to assault?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 15, 2025 03:35 PM (kTd/k)

Virginia Class.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 15, 2025 03:35 PM (i24o9)

181 Which sub works best when it comes to assault?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 15, 2025 03:35 PM (kTd/k)
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Club.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:36 PM (krQz2)

182 but I think covid and transgenders in women's sports radicalized her to the right and now she's based.

********

It only takes one major revelation of a Big Lie to make a sane person wonder, "What else are they lying to me about.?" An aha moment can change a life's trajectory.

Posted by: muldoon at August 15, 2025 03:36 PM (I0N4X)

183 Do you know who else had a minor furor?
Posted by: ... at August 15, 2025 03:04 PM (yh2Fr)

Although the furor is a standard element in classical orchestra and chamber music, only a few composers cared to score them in minor keys. During the post war blossoming of the Modern school in England such composers as Benjamin Brittain did compose minor furors, most notable his Boules en Feu section of Contretemps en Cours, Comme Tojours, they were never truly popular, leaving the field open to Americana composers in the thirties and forties who incorporated them in "southern" and "blues" based works.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2025 03:36 PM (rbvCR)

184
Her job is to ref...if Scott refereed, no one on the panel would listen to him, so he'd be better just getting his own 30 minute show...
Posted by: Nova Local

He has a one hour radio show.

https://t.ly/PML42

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2025 03:36 PM (63Dwl)

185 Got my first banning from X, for inciting violence of course.
Someone posted about South Carolina pedophile woman getting 100 years, and I opined in favor of sho, decapitated and head hung on a pike.
Still seems reasonable to me, so I appealed.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 15, 2025 03:37 PM (RE0lB)

186 >>Which sub works best when it comes to assault?

Bacon, Lettuce and Terror.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2025 03:37 PM (viF8m)

187 I visited the National Portrait Gallery a few years ago and the little biographic tag next to each portrait was about how racist or sexist they were. The portrait of Francis Scott Key focused more on Colin Kaepernick than Francis Scott Key himself!
Posted by: Josephistan at August 15, 2025 03:07 PM (y9ksN)

Raises a good point. This woke crap has insinuated itself into museums and historical sites everywhere. Like Mt. Vernon. So Thomas Jefferson owned slaves? BFD, it was the fashion at the time, like wearing an onion on your belt.

Shitcan all the pride crap in public buildings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2025 03:37 PM (pVwOy)

188 The word innocent is rarely or never used
by these demon fuckers.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 15, 2025 03:37 PM (RPov0)

189 I've got a bit of a cold, and haven't been eating too much, but all this sandwich talk has piqued my appetite. Tuna melt sounds great, haven't had one in a long while. My usual go-to's are a Reuben or some variation of a club sandwich. Now I'll go gauge my wife's interest in ordering in some grub.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 15, 2025 03:37 PM (2cS/G)

190 173 an F-22 screamed overhead so loud that they both looked up. Nice stagecraft!
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 15, 2025 03:31 PM (bNf8

Putin thinking to himself'. 'big deal. They destroyed all the specialized machinery so they can't make anymore. '
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:34 PM (VofaG)

You know, I could see Trump saying after Putin made that observation: 'Why would we need to make more? What? Are you or the Chinks gonna shoot one down? Fucking please! We can use the space for tooling to store my golf clubs.'

Complete bullshit and retarded, but just balls out used salesman patter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:37 PM (bss/y)

191
You know why I stopped eating subway sandwiches?

Everybody likes to shit on subway sandwiches.

And I'm not eating it after that.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:37 PM (krQz2)

192 Trump Moves To Rid Smithsonian Of Left-Wing Spin, Highlight American History

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Do Monticello next.

Posted by: ShainS -- Donald the Lionhearted 2028! at August 15, 2025 03:38 PM (0Tdve)

193 Subway's tuna is awesome but their bread has too much sugar. Get the wrap instead.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2025 03:38 PM (RIvkX)

194
Which sub works best when it comes to assault?

Nobody likes Boomers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2025 03:38 PM (63Dwl)

195 Got my first banning from X, for inciting violence of course.
Someone posted about South Carolina pedophile woman getting 100 years, and I opined in favor of sho, decapitated and head hung on a pike.
Still seems reasonable to me, so I appealed.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 15, 2025 03:37 PM (RE0lB)

I am temporarily suspended there since 2024, pending appeal, of course. It should be any day now.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 15, 2025 03:38 PM (i24o9)

196 h/t qdpsteve

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2025 03:38 PM (RIvkX)

197 Have you ever eaten at the Roadkill Cafe? Somewhere near Laurel, as I recall.

When I was a kid, my brother hit a deer with one of our pickup trucks. Since it was during deer season, we were allowed to keep the meat. I got to watch another brother gut it. It was fascinating.

The meat was good, too. Venison is tasty stuff.

Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 03:38 PM (77rzZ)

198 186 >>Which sub works best when it comes to assault?

Bacon, Lettuce and Terror.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2025 03:37 PM (viF8m)

*hands Jack a sub*

You'll have to make do with the Lettuce and Terror. They uh... forgot the bacon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:38 PM (bss/y)

199 Which sub works best when it comes to assault?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 15, 2025 03:35 PM (kTd/k)
__________

"When it comes to assaulting my ass, I prefer thick subs."

-- Gay Homo Sub Throwing Faggot

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 15, 2025 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

200 "You can have all the shredded lettuce your heart desires at Subway!" There's a real marketing opportunity there. That ought to be every bit as popular as the pedophile pitchman.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 15, 2025 03:39 PM (guCHD)

201 Disinter James Smithson!!

Posted by: Call It Sharpton Castle! at August 15, 2025 03:39 PM (G5+As)

202 It was a series of bad decisions that got this guy killed, but it's not a good outcome.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 15, 2025 03:09 PM (4DY5T)

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2025 03:39 PM (pVwOy)

203 171 The reality is you wouldn't have to cuz this would not be happening. President Trump is audacious and tenacious.

Not to mention bodacious and contagious.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 15, 2025 03:33 PM (Riz8t)

Vivacious and unostentatious!

Posted by: Stylin and profilin at August 15, 2025 03:39 PM (TbWk/)

204 Trump can order anything he wants but the hawaiian judge will just over rule him and make him stop. He has more power than Trump does.

--

It isn't even that. Let's say a Hawaiian judge, or any other leftist judge, overrule him or something else stops him. Let's say Trump will actually dewokify all these institutions we all pay for and should be able to enjoy. What will happen when the next D president gets elected? No, I don't have an answer. Other than to say conservatives and normal folks are just too diametrically opposed with what has become of the D party. There will never be a middle ground, I fear. They are way too crazy.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 15, 2025 03:39 PM (qBdHI)

205 Which sub works best when it comes to assault?
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Sub Machine Gun.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:40 PM (krQz2)

206 Although the furor is a standard element in classical orchestra and chamber music, only a few composers cared to score them in minor keys. During the post war blossoming of the Modern school in England such composers as Benjamin Brittain did compose minor furors, most notable his Boules en Feu section of Contretemps en Cours, Comme Tojours, they were never truly popular, leaving the field open to Americana composers in the thirties and forties who incorporated them in "southern" and "blues" based works.
Posted by: Kindltot

Borrowing from the morning art thread.

No backbeat. Not music.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 15, 2025 03:40 PM (9vYpt)

207 I tried Jersey Mikes. I thought the sandwich was ok... but the bread was a bit soft and airy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:40 PM (bss/y)

208 The fairly new Black History museum completely left out Clarence Thomas when they first opened. I think they have since been pressured to include him but I don't know to what extent they have.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:40 PM (VofaG)

209 >>When I was a kid, my brother hit a deer with one of our pickup trucks. Since it was during deer season, we were allowed to keep the meat. I got to watch another brother gut it. It was fascinating.

MT has a Tag you can buy to enable you to take Roadkill.

It's pretty cheap. And if you see a Semi brain an Elk in the Winter....lots of Free Meat if you are the first guy on the scene.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:40 PM (t39oN)

210 So what are the differences between a sub, a hoagie, and a hero?

Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

211 Donald and Vlad are about to meet in Alaska. This is very cool.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2025 03:10 PM (viF8m)

They ought to make time to do some salmon fishing together. Seriously.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2025 03:41 PM (pVwOy)

212 Vivacious and unostentatious!
Posted by: Stylin and profilin at August 15, 2025 03:39 PM (TbWk/)

What? He's completely ostentatious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:41 PM (bss/y)

213 200 "You can have all the shredded lettuce your heart desires at Subway!" There's a real marketing opportunity there. That ought to be every bit as popular as the pedophile pitchman.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 15, 2025 03:39 PM (guCHD)

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It was a big thing for the franchise I worked at to keep portion control within corporate bounds. Olives are relatively expensive when it comes to building one of those sandwiches, and throwing 50 olives onto a sub costs more than 3.

I remember the co-owner calmly explaining to us peons that when she made sandwiches for customers, she'd go three at a time. If they asked for more, she'd put three more and no more.

We, of course, gave small handfuls because whatever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

214 Subway went south after they rolled out all the weird chicken subs which everybody knew was processed chicken paste rolled up to looked all grilled and stuff and all the weird breads they have to choose from.

Plus the pederast spokesguy. But mostly the processed fake ass chicken and weird breads whose names no one in the hood can pronounce.

Posted by: Ghetto Joe at August 15, 2025 03:41 PM (R/m4+)

215 205 Which sub works best when it comes to assault?
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Sub Machine Gun.
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:40 PM (krQz2)

Dammit. It was right there.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:41 PM (bss/y)

216 Right on cue

>>@TheBabylonBee
·
>>13m
Man Tells Subway Worker He's Looking For Something With Stopping Power That's Compact And Easy To Conceal

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2025 03:41 PM (viF8m)

217 210 So what are the differences between a sub, a hoagie, and a hero?
Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

The name

Posted by: It's me donna at August 15, 2025 03:41 PM (VE6XX)

218 210 So what are the differences between a sub, a hoagie, and a hero?
Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

What part of the US you're in.

Posted by: Don't forget grinders - the gay sub app at August 15, 2025 03:41 PM (TbWk/)

219 Firehouse Subs is my favorite at this time. Jersey Mikes is pricey.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:42 PM (VofaG)

220 "(Note, not even "slave," but "enslaved people," which to my mind is a misuse of the word "enslaved.")"

This is another linguistic trope of recent years.
A "slave" is a thing.
An "enslaved person" (besides having many more syllables and being more cumbersome to use) centers the fact that this was a PERSON who was oppressed.

One is also supposed to say "persons with _____" instead of listing any condition, because again, centers the person.
Who is oppressed.

Posted by: barbarausa at August 15, 2025 03:42 PM (enw9G)

221 219 Firehouse Subs is my favorite at this time. Jersey Mikes is pricey.
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:42 PM (VofaG)

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Firehouse is my jam.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 03:42 PM (GBKbO)

222 Generally, I find all Fast Food disgusting.

I will always trade the convenience for time when finding a Local Mom and Pop and eating there.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:42 PM (t39oN)

223 America's New Anti-Woke Sensation Sydney Sweeney Set to Rake in $10Millon as Face of Bud Light After Brand’s Trans Scandal.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 15, 2025 03:42 PM (/U5Yz)

224 Vivacious and unostentatious!

Posted by: Stylin and profilin at August 15, 2025 03:39 PM (TbWk/)
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Jackie Chiles couldn't have said it better.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:43 PM (krQz2)

225 >>o what are the differences between a sub, a hoagie, and a hero?

They are ALL Wedges.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:43 PM (t39oN)

226 America's New Anti-Woke Sensation Sydney Sweeney Set to Rake in $10Millon as Face of Bud Light After Brand’s Trans Scandal.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 15, 2025 03:42 PM (/U5Yz)

GTFO? Really?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 15, 2025 03:43 PM (i24o9)

227 219 Firehouse Subs is my favorite at this time. Jersey Mikes is pricey.
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:42 PM (VofaG)

Agreed on Firehouse (they also have the coke freestyle so I can get Mello Yello Zero.)

But Penn Station is pretty damn good. But it is all the way over in Georgetown.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:43 PM (bss/y)

228 I wonder if Trump will take Putin to Sitka to see the old Russian-American stuff.

Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 03:43 PM (77rzZ)

229 I can't eat at Subway because the bread stinks like an industrial chemical accident. If they upgraded their bread to something that could be called food I'd be a customer.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 15, 2025 03:44 PM (9vYpt)

230 There's woke. There's Super-Woke. And there are places that have a Code of Conduct Cultural Appropriation Policy:

https://instapundit.com/738644/

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 15, 2025 03:44 PM (PiwSw)

231 So what are the differences between a sub, a hoagie, and a hero?
Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 03:40 PM (77rzZ)

What part of the US you're in.
Posted by: Don't forget grinders - the gay sub app at August 15, 2025 03:41 PM (TbWk/)
____

And Po Boys.

I grew up in NYC and it was always called a hero. I call it that to this day. Subs were more a NJ thing. Hoagies was a PA thing. Po Boys is Louisiana. I never really heard a hero called a Grinder, but I understand that some people call it that.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 15, 2025 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

232 Is she a good mayor?

Don't know Cantrell.
Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:14 PM (krQz2)

I sense a market for a Magic Eight-ball that only ever shows one answer: "you fuckin' kidding?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2025 03:44 PM (pVwOy)

233 226 America's New Anti-Woke Sensation Sydney Sweeney Set to Rake in $10Millon as Face of Bud Light After Brand’s Trans Scandal.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 15, 2025 03:42 PM (/U5Yz)

GTFO? Really?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 15, 2025 03:43 PM (i24o9)

Damn, Bud. ... Fuck. Is every brand going to have Sweeney as the ad person?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:44 PM (bss/y)

234 America's New Anti-Woke Sensation Sydney Sweeney Set to Rake in $10Millon as Face of Bud Light After Brand’s Trans Scandal.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 15, 2025 03:42 PM (/U5Yz)

GTFO? Really?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 15, 2025 03:43 PM (i24o9)
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I heard that suggestion on Guttfeld. Did somebody take them up on the idea?

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (krQz2)

235 >>I grew up in NYC and it was always called a hero.

Where in NYC?

Because I grew up there and it was never not called a Wedge.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (t39oN)

236 To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers.

Posted by: Oddball at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (63Dwl)

237 Got my first banning from X, for inciting violence of course.
Someone posted about South Carolina pedophile woman getting 100 years, and I opined in favor of sho, decapitated and head hung on a pike.

--

I was on X for a few short months. Until such time I replied on a post about Omar BroFo needing to be trebucheted back to Somalia, and another time responding that a certain pedophile needed to be thrown in a wood chipper for what they did. I got suspended for 24 hours each time.

After that, I closed my account. Right or wrong, I refused to be treated like a child.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (qBdHI)

238 211 Donald and Vlad are about to meet in Alaska. This is very cool.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2025 03:10 PM (viF8m)
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Donny had a B-2 and F -22's flying overhead.

Just a reminder for Vlad.

Posted by: WisRich at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (G0vdT)

239 233 Damn, Bud. ... Fuck. Is every brand going to have Sweeney as the ad person?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:44 PM (bss/y)

========

In the future, Pedro Pascal is in every movie and Sydney Sweeney is in every ad.

And Taco Bell is the only restaurant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

240 226 America's New Anti-Woke Sensation Sydney Sweeney Set to Rake in $10Millon as Face of Bud Light After Brand’s Trans Scandal.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 15, 2025 03:42 PM (/U5Yz)

GTFO? Really?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Appears to be true.

https://x.com/TomFitton/status/1956366206451019858

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (/U5Yz)

241 I never really heard a hero called a Grinder, but I understand that some people call it that.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 15, 2025 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

I assume only homos call it a grinder.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (VofaG)

242 BUT. The one I go to the most is Jimmy Johns. I like their bread. Their roast beef is good too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (bss/y)

243 Man Tells Subway Worker He's Looking For Something With Stopping Power That's Compact And Easy To Conceal
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2025 03:41 PM (viF8m)

You want a Monte Christo for that. Really, some people advocate for a Cubano, but really you might as well go for some Panini or an empanada if you are going that route

Posted by: Kindltot at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (rbvCR)

244 Hero and Sub were appellations referencing the elongated Bun.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (t39oN)

245 Damn, Bud. ... Fuck. Is every brand going to have Sweeney as the ad person?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:44 PM (bss/y)

I'm not going to start drinking Bud Light, but I might stop liking SS's boobs for a microsecond.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (i24o9)

246 238 211 Donald and Vlad are about to meet in Alaska. This is very cool.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2025 03:10 PM (viF8m)
---------------

Donny had a B-2 and F -22's flying overhead.

Just a reminder for Vlad.
Posted by: WisRich at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (G0vdT)

=======

Trump stood in place and waited for Putin to walk up to him to shake his hand.

Probably more of a power move, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

247 but I don't know to what extent they have.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:40 PM (VofaG)

Probably the Uncle Tom section.

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2025 03:46 PM (yh2Fr)

248 186 >>Which sub works best when it comes to assault?

Bacon, Lettuce and Terror.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2025 03:37 PM (viF8m)

Sounds like an episode of Police Squad

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 15, 2025 03:46 PM (wtvvX)

249 But Penn Station is pretty damn good. But it is all the way over in Georgetown.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:43 PM (bss/y)
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Love me some Penn Station!

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:46 PM (krQz2)

250 I never really heard a hero called a Grinder, but I understand that some people call it that.

it becomes a grinder when it's toasted

Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2025 03:46 PM (dCxaZ)

251 Can I get a round of support because I have to go drink beer and smoke a cigar with my regular mopes in a couple hours. It's a hard job, it's a messy job, but I slog on.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 15, 2025 03:46 PM (9vYpt)

252 Between dewoking the Smithsonian and getting DC crime under control, it might be time to visit the Capitol again.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at August 15, 2025 03:46 PM (GD2xa)

253 An "enslaved person" (besides having many more syllables and being more cumbersome to use) centers the fact that this was a PERSON who was oppressed.

Totally unnecessary. Of course they're people, by definition. No one talks of enslaving animals, except metaphorically, or PETA.

Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 03:46 PM (77rzZ)

254 Is every brand going to have Sweeney as the ad person?

Yes!

Posted by: Big Green Dildos Inc. at August 15, 2025 03:46 PM (R/m4+)

255 I think Western and Central PA are Grinder Land.

Maybe parts of Ohio?

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:46 PM (t39oN)

256 Because I grew up there and it was never not called a Wedge.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (t39oN)

Wait. Really? Wedge?

What is wrong with you people?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:46 PM (bss/y)

257 Ok, ready?

I ate at the Subway in Sitka.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2025 03:47 PM (RIvkX)

258 There's woke. There's Super-Woke. And there are places that have a Code of Conduct Cultural Appropriation Policy:

https://instapundit.com/738644/

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Gosh, I guess they wouldn't have let Beyonce in, since she has been culturally appropriating blond white girl hair for quite a while.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 15, 2025 03:47 PM (qBdHI)

259 I grew up in NYC and it was always called a hero.

Where in NYC?

Because I grew up there and it was never not called a Wedge.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (t39oN)
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Staten Island and Brooklyn, mostly. Never in my life have I ever heard it called a wedge. Seriously.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 15, 2025 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

260 Lefties believe, or at least pretend, that slavery was invented in the United States. They are historical illiterates.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 15, 2025 03:47 PM (XMwZJ)

261 Official take: Sean Hannity is a complete idiot.

I had to run to the bank, and had the Hannity Show on (he's in Alaska)...and decided, while being only a few feet away from the arrival location of both leaders to do a Putin impression. In other words, a horrendously bad Russian accent while saying Vodka about four times. What? Is he 12?

Posted by: Orson at August 15, 2025 03:47 PM (dIske)

262 With a poboy they used to scoop some of the bread out of the middle to fill it with the fixins.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:47 PM (VofaG)

263 Damn, missed the Greaseball thread.

Posted by: wth at August 15, 2025 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

264 Appears to be true.

https://x.com/TomFitton/status/1956366206451019858
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (/U5Yz)

Well, good one her.

I fucking hate Budweiser.

Dammit. You want to reward them when they do something good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:47 PM (bss/y)

265 BUT. The one I go to the most is Jimmy Johns. I like their bread. Their roast beef is good too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (bss/y)
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Tuna Unwich is my goto there.

There aren't too many restaurants where I can't stop myself from ordering the same thing each time. But I always order the #15 Unwich.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:48 PM (krQz2)

266 BUT. The one I go to the most is Jimmy Johns. I like their bread. Their roast beef is good too. Posted by: Aetius451AD

I agree about their bread. I am partial to the Gucci sandwich. My only gripe is I wish I could get a half sub.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 15, 2025 03:48 PM (9vYpt)

267 I agree it is totally unneccessary Bulg.
Except to them, in the continuing quest to police speech in order to police thought.

Posted by: barbarausa at August 15, 2025 03:48 PM (enw9G)

268 Watching the Left decide they hate Bud again will be fun.

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2025 03:48 PM (yh2Fr)

269 If anyone is in Philly the best hoagie is @ Ro-Lynn, but it's not in the city. Which I guess is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2025 03:48 PM (dCxaZ)

270 >>hat is wrong with you people?

It's an actual description of the Sandwich.
The Bun is sliced and filled with a wedge of ingredients.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:48 PM (t39oN)

271 Can I get a round of support because I have to go drink beer and smoke a cigar with my regular mopes in a couple hours. It's a hard job, it's a messy job, but I slog on.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 15, 2025 03:46 PM (9vYpt)
-====

Are they idiots like my friends?

Our 8th grade English teacher mocked us "The Sophisticados"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2025 03:49 PM (RIvkX)

272 235 >>I grew up in NYC and it was always called a hero.

Where in NYC?

Because I grew up there and it was never not called a Wedge.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (t39oN)

I grew up in the Bronx, and I never heard the sandwich called a wedge until I went to school in CT. I always knew of it as a hero.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 15, 2025 03:49 PM (Y7jiM)

273 I miss Quiznos.

I liked that place too. Won't go to Subway; went to a Jersey Mike's once upon a time; it was ok. Don't get to go out much these days because the wife doesn't eat bread (don't ask) but when i'm jonesing for a sub i got to Firehouse subs; been pretty good each time.

Posted by: Nelly at August 15, 2025 03:49 PM (cHLus)

274 Wait. Really? Wedge?

What is wrong with you people?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:46 PM (bss/y)

THAT's the breaking point?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 15, 2025 03:49 PM (i24o9)

275 You want to reward them when they do something good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:47 PM (bss

I don't. I just want to punish them for stepping out of line. The rest will take care of itself.

Posted by: ... at August 15, 2025 03:49 PM (yh2Fr)

276 ...but, if you are crunched for time, Subway is a viable alternative.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:21 PM (t39oN)

If you can get past the dank stank of their stores.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2025 03:49 PM (pVwOy)

277 >>Staten Island and Brooklyn, mostly. Never in my life have I ever heard it called a wedge. Seriously.

Crazy.

Curious on a different topic -

Is it Little Rabbit FooFoo, or Little Bunny FooFoo?

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:49 PM (t39oN)

278 254 Is every brand going to have Sweeney as the ad person?

Yes!
Posted by: Big Green Dildos Inc.

We're on the phone with her now.

Posted by: Auto-blow.com at August 15, 2025 03:49 PM (/U5Yz)

279 A Wedge is a quarter of a head of iceberg lettuce with blue cheese dressing.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:50 PM (VofaG)

280 Jersey Mike's is pretty good, too.

Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 03:51 PM (77rzZ)

281 It was shown in 2016 through Jill Stein's lawsuit that Detroit simply makes up the number of ballots in ballot boxes. Boxes labels as having 1000 votes had 10 in them.

How many other precincts in Detroit are like that?

How many other cities have precincts like that?

Why is it racist to ask?
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Detroit has an added benefit with the State of Michigan if its population remains over 650k. It gets a big paycheck from the State. It used to be 1M threshold but then Coleman Young ran out all the whites from 8 mile and now it s 650k. My guess is that Detroit has a real population under 650k and they have to find enough imaginary people to maintain the vig.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 15, 2025 03:51 PM (W3T6M)

282 who here has automotive know how

Posted by: Don Black at August 15, 2025 03:51 PM (AOsQT)

283 >>If you can get past the dank stank of their stores.

I can't.

It's not as bad as McDonald's, though.
If you were blindfolded and walked into a McD's, you could not tell the difference between the Bathroom and the Kitchen.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:51 PM (t39oN)

284 "How can we put slavery in it's right place if we can't say all white people are walking demons and perhaps may need to be wiped off the face of the Earth for everybody's benefit?" -- Smithsonian Staff

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:51 PM (krQz2)

285 Staten Island and Brooklyn, mostly. Never in my life have I ever heard it called a wedge. Seriously.

Crazy.

Curious on a different topic -

Is it Little Rabbit FooFoo, or Little Bunny FooFoo?
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:49 PM (t39oN)
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Put down the bong, bruh. I have no idea what that means.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 15, 2025 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

286 It's an actual description of the Sandwich.
The Bun is sliced and filled with a wedge of ingredients.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:48 PM (t39oN)

You all do shit just as a big dare to the rest of the world, right?

It's like the soda, pop or coke thing for the rest of the country. NYC comes along and say 'The only name it has is 'Rat Bastard'' Whadyouse mean you don't call it that?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:51 PM (bss/y)

287 Then: Dude in a dress

Now: Chick in jeans

Posted by: Budweiser at August 15, 2025 03:52 PM (t0Rmr)

288 I never really heard a hero called a Grinder, but I understand that some people call it that.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 15, 2025 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

In my area of jersey, its called a sub. My friend in Connecticut calls it a grinder.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2025 03:52 PM (snZF9)

289 >> A Wedge is a quarter of a head of iceberg lettuce with blue cheese dressing.

A Wedge Salad. Yes. But yours needs more bacon.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:52 PM (t39oN)

290 >I grew up in NYC and it was always called a hero.

Same on Long Island. Moved to VA and the inbreds there call them Grinders. Sounds like a pole dancers occupation.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 15, 2025 03:52 PM (/U5Yz)

291 subway sucks, too soggy

Posted by: cherries in season at August 15, 2025 03:52 PM (heS04)

292 this is your time to shine

Posted by: Don Black at August 15, 2025 03:52 PM (AOsQT)

293 What do you need DB?

Posted by: fd at August 15, 2025 03:52 PM (vFG9F)

294 That flyover with a stealth bomber and a bunch of fighter jets was a nice touch.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2025 03:52 PM (viF8m)

295 There's still a Quiznos here.

What is an unwich. An anti-sandwich?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2025 03:52 PM (63Dwl)

296 Bunny.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 15, 2025 03:52 PM (PiwSw)

297 Because I grew up there and it was never not called a Wedge.
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The Italian sub shops always called a Meatball Sub a Wedge. A Meatball Wedge.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 15, 2025 03:52 PM (W3T6M)

298 I miss Quiznos.

I liked that place too. Won't go to Subway; went to a Jersey Mike's once upon a time; it was ok. Don't get to go out much these days because the wife doesn't eat bread (don't ask) but when i'm jonesing for a sub i got to Firehouse subs; been pretty good each time.

--

I think I got food poisoning once from Firehouse. I could never bring myself to go back. I miss Quiznos. They used to have a turkey sub with some kind of red pepper sauce that I loved.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 15, 2025 03:53 PM (qBdHI)

299 282 who here has automotive know how
Posted by: Don Black at August 15, 2025 03:51 PM (AOsQT)

The only answer can be AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:53 PM (bss/y)

300 269 If anyone is in Philly the best hoagie is @ Ro-Lynn, but it's not in the city. Which I guess is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: kallisto at August 15, 2025 03:48 PM (dCxaZ)
______________________

Wait!! Ro-Lynn near Widener? And, yes, the correct and only appropriate name is "Hoagie".

Fist bump.

Posted by: Orson at August 15, 2025 03:53 PM (dIske)

301 I can't believe Trump is going to discard all the racial healing accomplished under Biden by asking the national museum to focus on American greatness!!

All the "blame whitey" exhibits were really bringing us together ... to vote for Trump!

LOLGF

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 15, 2025 03:53 PM (I4g9n)

302 UK really is lost

Foreign Secretary David Lammy broke the law while fishing with JD Vance as he doesn’t own a rod licence

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 15, 2025 03:53 PM (FCrpy)

303 As more companies hire Sweeney I suspect a number of less dimbulbs in Hollywood are going to notice that not being a leftwing lunatic can be very lucrative...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2025 03:53 PM (t0Rmr)

304
Ace likes the Beatles.
But mentioned he appreciates 90's tunes, too.

The early aughts were better. System of a Down. Or this little gem from Chevelle:

https://is.gd/UVv14A

Posted by: Soothsayer's kiwi lessons at August 15, 2025 03:54 PM (WopJV)

305 Are they idiots like my friends?

Our 8th grade English teacher mocked us "The Sophisticados"
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Is there any other kind of friend? Of course they are which makes them perfect.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 15, 2025 03:54 PM (9vYpt)

306 >>Put down the bong, bruh. I have no idea what that means.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 15, 2025 03:51 PM

It's a Child's song.
And apparently, regionally, it can be one or the other.

Sorta the same thing as the Po-Boy / Sub / Hero discussion.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:54 PM (t39oN)

307 I will always trade the convenience for time when finding a Local Mom and Pop and eating there.
Posted by: garrett

Pffft. Mostly overrated. Many of them are what Mama used to make and Papa used to throw out the window.

Posted by: Peg Bundy Style at August 15, 2025 03:54 PM (G5+As)

308 Roginsky is a special kind of stupid. She's on these shows because they know she'll say something stupid. If she's a Democrat strategist more power to her

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 15, 2025 03:54 PM (xffwU)

309
who here has automotive know how

Posted by: Don Black at August 15, 2025 03:51 PM

can't be fixed

go get a volvo

Posted by: Click & Clack at August 15, 2025 03:54 PM (tljrc)

310 I'm thinking this might be Stephen Miller's influence. He understands Breitbart's the culure is upstream from politics axiom.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 15, 2025 03:54 PM (wBuxp)

311 Non-hodads will appreciate this non-fake reporting of The Wedge:

https://tinyurl.com/t55uutv6

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2025 03:54 PM (0sNs1)

312 288 I never really heard a hero called a Grinder, but I understand that some people call it that.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 15, 2025 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

In my area of jersey, its called a sub. My friend in Connecticut calls it a grinder.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2025 03:52 PM (snZF9)

Are you sure you two are talking about the same thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 03:54 PM (bss/y)

313 We called them grinders in MA, still do. I tried to bring back "Dagwood", but it didn't stick.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 15, 2025 03:54 PM (2cS/G)

314 Same on Long Island. Moved to VA and the inbreds there call them Grinders. Sounds like a pole dancers occupation.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 15, 2025 03:52 PM (/U5Yz)
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I think a grinder is normally oven-roasted.

Posted by: Axeman at August 15, 2025 03:55 PM (krQz2)

315 I've gotta say, none of the big chain sub shops really appeal to me. I like the local deli places better.

The old Paletta's and Schilo's in San Antonio. Chick & Ruth's in Annapolis. Katzinger's in Columbus. Yum.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 15, 2025 03:55 PM (wtvvX)

316 who here has automotive know how
Posted by: Don Black at August 15, 2025 03:51 PM

Since you're asking here, we presume you've already slapped hot iron to it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2025 03:55 PM (0sNs1)

317 For the ~~homos~~misguided that enjoy Jersey Mike's, don't forget who one of their spokesidiots was/is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWYqWqJ9bso

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 15, 2025 03:55 PM (/U5Yz)

318 I'm feeling all nostalgic and wistful today. I'm really missing Lotus 123 and DBase II.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 15, 2025 03:56 PM (9vYpt)

319 Can the Smithsonian A&S Museum keep the Enola GAY?

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2025 03:56 PM (cBhy9)

320 Never go to MA and order a milk shake.

You will not get an ice cream treat...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2025 03:56 PM (t0Rmr)

321 OK
TRuck wouldn't start- dead battery. It's been a few years.
AAA jump starts me, I go to Midas, they put a new battery in.
Now the truck is acting up. Pull up to a stoplight, the engine speed supposedly goes back to idle (500rpm), but now the idle drops too far and the engine quits.

Posted by: Don Black at August 15, 2025 03:56 PM (AOsQT)

322
Godsmack is great from the early aughts, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer's kiwi lessons at August 15, 2025 03:56 PM (WopJV)

323 Breaking News: Vlad Putin renounces communism turns MAGA.

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 15, 2025 03:56 PM (VPPG8)

324 Little Bunny FooFoo?

The South has been damaged almost beyond repair with Honey Boo Boo and Mama June.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:56 PM (VofaG)

325 A Dagwood is vertical not horizontal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2025 03:57 PM (63Dwl)

326 It's an actual description of the Sandwich.
The Bun is sliced and filled with a wedge of ingredients.

Posted by: garrett
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And here we see Principal Skinner's explanation of "steamed hams" made in real life ...

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 15, 2025 03:57 PM (I4g9n)

327 282 who here has automotive know how
Posted by: Don Black at August 15, 2025 03:51 PM (AOsQT)

Is it on fire?

Posted by: Reforger at August 15, 2025 03:57 PM (pxUkb)

328
However, the 90's gave us White Zombie.

Posted by: Soothsayer's kiwi lessons at August 15, 2025 03:57 PM (WopJV)

329 Which sub works best when it comes to assault?
_________

British M class. It had a 12" deck gun.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 15, 2025 03:58 PM (XvL8K)

330 Grinder is a homo dating app.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:58 PM (VofaG)

331 326 And here we see Principal Skinner's explanation of "steamed hams" made in real life ...
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 15, 2025 03:57 PM (I4g9n)

=========

Wait...the northern lights are in garrett's kitchen right now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

332 "Pull up to a stoplight, the engine speed supposedly goes back to idle (500rpm), but now the idle drops too far and the engine quits."

Vacuum leak. Maybe a hose got knocked off? Check everything around the battery like vac and electrical connections.

Posted by: fd at August 15, 2025 03:58 PM (vFG9F)

333 I'm thinking, removing the battery reset the ECM to default,
if true, how long should it take the ECM to get back to normal operation?

Posted by: Don Black at August 15, 2025 03:58 PM (AOsQT)

334
I liked that place too. Won't go to Subway; went to a Jersey Mike's once upon a time; it was ok. Don't get to go out much these days because the wife doesn't eat bread (don't ask) but when i'm jonesing for a sub i got to Firehouse subs; been pretty good each time.
Posted by: Nelly at August 15, 2025 03:49 PM (cHLus)

I used to eat at this really good restaurant that does great sandwiches but they're so liberal I just can't anymore. Industrial Eats, great food and horrible hosts.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 15, 2025 03:59 PM (CueAq)

335 318 I'm feeling all nostalgic and wistful today. I'm really missing Lotus 123 and DBase II.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 15, 2025 03:56 PM (9vYpt)

DOS.

I miss DOS.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 15, 2025 03:59 PM (wtvvX)

336 This scheisse has been going on for decades. One of the more egregious was the verbiage included with the Enola Gay the B-29 air craft that dropped an “atomic” bomb on Hiroshima, Japan to end World War II. It naturally caused an uproar, at that time the crew was still living and they were incensed, and rightly so to say nothing of many thousands of war veterans still in full possession of their facilities.

As we have seen, their narratives were formed early, practically before the war was ended, and they never ever concede they are in error. As time goes by there are less people who were there to refute their distortions. They intend to re-write History through censorship and complete control of the narratives.

This is the result of rejecting objectivity, they do not believe in a shared reality or laws of the universe, much less of mankind, apparently. That’s how you get twaddle like “My trutth”, facts be damned.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 15, 2025 03:59 PM (81VdM)

337 318 I'm feeling all nostalgic and wistful today. I'm really missing Lotus 123 and DBase II.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions.

Bring back Clippy!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 15, 2025 03:59 PM (/U5Yz)

338 That's like the last thing you're supposed to say the last day of the month is "Hare hare," and the first thing you say the next morning is "Rabbit rabbit." But some uncultured people actually say "Bunny bunny" instead. The nerve.

Posted by: Wenda at August 15, 2025 03:59 PM (4k3J4)

339 Grinder is a homo dating app.
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:58 PM (VofaG)
_____

Grindr

Although I think they've expanded to any creep or freak on the "Pride flag." Not just gay men any more.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 15, 2025 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

340 Posted by: Common Tater at August 15, 2025 03:59 PM (81VdM)

"Atomic bomb" is incorrect. How so?

Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 04:00 PM (77rzZ)

341 332 "Pull up to a stoplight, the engine speed supposedly goes back to idle (500rpm), but now the idle drops too far and the engine quits."

Vacuum leak. Maybe a hose got knocked off? Check everything around the battery like vac and electrical connections.
Posted by: fd at August 15, 2025 03:58 PM (vFG9F)

Lupus.

Posted by: Gregory House, M.D. at August 15, 2025 04:00 PM (PiwSw)

342 339 Although I think they've expanded to any creep or freak on the "Pride flag." Not just gay men any more.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 15, 2025 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

======

They needed someone who would swipe left at least once in a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

343
who here has automotive know how

Posted by: Don Black at August 15, 2025 03:51 PM

Is it on fire?

Posted by: Reforger at August 15, 2025 03:57 PM

can you fashion a rudimentary lathe?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 15, 2025 04:00 PM (tljrc)

344 321 OK
TRuck wouldn't start- dead battery. It's been a few years.
AAA jump starts me, I go to Midas, they put a new battery in.
Now the truck is acting up. Pull up to a stoplight, the engine speed supposedly goes back to idle (500rpm), but now the idle drops too far and the engine quits.
Posted by: Don Black at August 15, 2025 03:56 PM (AOsQT)

old gas lacquer in the carb jets-stuck floats-clean all battery cable connections-octain booster-
spread yer legs two ft apart head through legs kiss yer azz gbye lol

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 15, 2025 04:00 PM (VPPG8)

345 Grinder is a homo dating app.
Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 03:58 PM (VofaG)

And a navy parade ground.

Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 04:00 PM (77rzZ)

346 New England is mostly subs, and grinders if oven toasted and a Greek owned place.
Mostly.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 15, 2025 04:00 PM (RE0lB)

347 Appears to be true.

https://x.com/TomFitton/status/1956366206451019858
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 15, 2025 03:45 PM (/U5Yz)
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Never had but one sip of Butt Lite and never will again. The new Butt Lite commercials I have seen are better than the tranny one but not by much.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 15, 2025 04:01 PM (17s+e)

348 106 It's called being a human.
Subway is shit. That ain't bread. It's seat cushion foam. The meat is steamed pink slime. Subway is the crack hobo of sandwiches.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 15, 2025 03:21 PM (mlg/3)

Some European government ruled that Subway legally cannot call it bread, because it has too much sugar in it.

Posted by: XTC at August 15, 2025 04:01 PM (UnA8+)

349 Nood something or other.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 15, 2025 04:01 PM (RE0lB)

350 Abby and the panel have never argued their point(s) because everyone around them had the same viewpoint.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 15, 2025 04:02 PM (FxH7T)

351 Never had but one sip of Butt Lite and never will again. The new Butt Lite commercials I have seen are better than the tranny one but not by much.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 15, 2025 04:01 PM (17s+e)

I am assuming they'll come out with something special with Miss Sweeney.

Let's not rush to judge and see what they do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2025 04:02 PM (bss/y)

352 "What are you thirsty for? Some kind of relevance out here. I don't even know what you do for a living."

lol put her in a body bag

Posted by: wat at August 15, 2025 04:02 PM (Dk542)

353 Yikes! I can remember driving with friend to Washington DC for America's 200th birthday.

--29+

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 15, 2025 04:02 PM (IrYHD)

354
TRuck wouldn't start- dead battery. It's been a few years.
AAA jump starts me, I go to Midas, they put a new battery in.
Now the truck is acting up. Pull up to a stoplight, the engine speed supposedly goes back to idle (500rpm), but now the idle drops too far and the engine quits.
Posted by: Don Black

The Computer has to go through a "Re-Learn" process. Just drive it; it will reset itself.

Posted by: Soothsayer's kiwi lessons at August 15, 2025 04:02 PM (WopJV)

355 Ruck wouldn't start- dead battery. It's been a few years.
AAA jump starts me, I go to Midas, they put a new battery in.
Now the truck is acting up. Pull up to a stoplight, the engine speed supposedly goes back to idle (500rpm), but now the idle drops too far and the engine quits.
Posted by: Don Black

Shit gas.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2025 04:02 PM (p+RwZ)

356 "I'm thinking, removing the battery reset the ECM to default,
if true, how long should it take the ECM to get back to normal operation?
Posted by: Don Black "

Even with the defaults it should not die at idle. If this happened at the same time as the battery replacement then I suspect something is lose.

Posted by: fd at August 15, 2025 04:02 PM (vFG9F)

357 nood media fraudsters

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 15, 2025 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

358 Greek owned place.
Mostly.
Posted by: From about That Time at Augu

Why are their non Greek food places so damn good? Every Greek food joint I've eaten at has been excellent.

Posted by: polynikes at August 15, 2025 04:03 PM (VofaG)

359 Check operators manual.

Disconnecting a battery, particularly with high end vehicles - but not exclusively so. - can actually require a trip to the dealer for a “reset”. Doubtful this is the case here, but it’s worth a check. They sometimes have a routine to follow. Follow this exactly as outlined in the manual. It’s much more than simply losing radio presets or transmission shifting rough for a little while.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 15, 2025 04:03 PM (81VdM)

360 >>>Ace likes the Beatles.

Interesting. I would have guessed he was more of a Herman's Hermit type of guy.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 15, 2025 04:03 PM (9vYpt)

361 Look, I've been around the Sun almost 29 times.

I've heard it called a submarine sandwich, a sub, a hoagie, a blimpy, a grinder, a hero but never a wedge.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 15, 2025 04:05 PM (I4g9n)

362
What you and Ace do in your own home for sustenance after a sex-filled weekend is your own business.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 15, 2025 03:23 PM (i24o9)

If this Endorian Treehouse is a rockin', don't come a' knockin'!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2025 04:06 PM (y9nCu)

363 >>> Sorta the same thing as the Po-Boy / Sub / Hero discussion.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2025 03:54 PM (t39oN)

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"Little bunny foo-foo hoppin' through the forest..." in our neck of the wood (flyover country).

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 15, 2025 04:06 PM (C1DHt)

364 Posted by: Common Tater at August 15, 2025 03:59 PM (81VdM)

"Atomic bomb" is incorrect. How so?
Posted by: Bulg at August 15, 2025 04:00 PM (77rzZ)

Tater put atomic in scare quotes. But atomic bombs were exactly what Fat Man and Little Boy were.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 15, 2025 04:08 PM (/HDaX)

365 TRuck wouldn't start- dead battery. It's been a few years.
AAA jump starts me, I go to Midas, they put a new battery in.
Now the truck is acting up. Pull up to a stoplight, the engine speed supposedly goes back to idle (500rpm), but now the idle drops too far and the engine quits.
Posted by: Don Black at August 15, 2025 03:56 PM (AOsQT)

Maybe the jump start affected the ECM somehow? Is the check engine lamp lit? Go to O'Reillys or Autozone or PepBoys, and get the counter clerk to put their code reader on it. Normally a free service.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 15, 2025 04:10 PM (iciH7)

366 Western Pennsylvania claims the title of the hoagie. I live now in south central Pa, and they call them subs. As well as in Maryland.

Posted by: NoLongerintheBellyoftheBeast at August 15, 2025 04:33 PM (OpLc2)

367 You know I call it "Hidden figures" syndrome.

In the movie hidden figures a group of black women, good at calculating, helped make the space program possible.

You know who else made it possible? the German scientists who designed the rocket and the one brave soul who flew it. In fact, without them there would be nothing for those nice ladies to calculate.

It's about twisting history, so less important people are made to seem critical.

It was fine in small doses - it's good to remember the little people. But it has become an overwhelming obsession in museums lately, to a point where the whole exhibit on the moon landing revolves around the janitorial staff.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 15, 2025 05:42 PM (D1vbu)

368 Julie Rognisnki should reveal the location of the ark of the convenient that she stared in to.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 15, 2025 06:35 PM (zGBhN)

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