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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - August 19, 2025 [scampydog]

Sweet Corn Season.jpg

Most problems can be resolved with a Corn Boil

Would you look at that. It's Tuesday ONT time. Let's see what fun we can get into this evening.

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ONT Random thoughts:

- Imagine if the media had a Yelp style review page. Or the IRS. They do unite people - in hating them.

- Hospital gowns. Worse to be the wearer? Or the viewer?

- Queue. Why all the vowels after the letter Q?

- Hampton Inn has the best pillows.

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Been waiting for this one to drop. Whiny article. J-6 FBI Investigator fired.

Former top South Carolina FBI official Steven Jensen, who was promoted to lead the prestigious Washington field office in March, was fired this week because of his work investigating the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, according to multiple news reports. Jensen was fired because he participated in and helped lead investigations into the thousands of people who stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, according to reports by CNN, The New York Times and The Washington Post.

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And the 10/10 portion of the story.

Since he was fired after serving 19 years and four months (according to his Linked In profile), he won’t be eligible for an FBI pension, which comes after serving 20 years, federal officials familiar with the FBI told The State.

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Grammy with a sense of humor. It's short, stick with it until the end.

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Paris Club.jpg


Cities and their architecture. I’m no expert in architectural styles. Dogs chase their tails, after all - but most of us know what we like when we see it. Art Deco, Gothic, Brutalist, Spanish, etc. What about you? Which styles catch your eye, and in which cities do you most enjoy the architecture?

International flair

America!

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Solid advice. Should be ignored however, in the comments.

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There's hope for the over 29 crowd! Super Agers and sharp brains.

It all started with one woman’s brain back in the 1990s. She was 81 when she died, and researchers were doing a routine examination of her donated brain tissue. They figured they’d find the usual stuff – protein clumps, damaged cells, all the wear and tear that comes with eight decades of living.

Instead, they found something that made them do a double-take. Her brain looked almost identical to someone 30 years younger. Where they expected to see dozens of protein tangles gumming up her memory circuits, they found just one. One single tangle in her entire memory center.

Now if they can figure out how to make the body look like a 30-year old.

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So what do they all have in common? They’re incredibly social people.

SuperAgers are the ones hosting dinner parties, volunteering at local organizations, maintaining close friendships, and staying deeply connected to their communities. They genuinely enjoy being around other people and rate their relationships way more positively than typical agers.

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A bit of 80's music this evening.


Til Tuesday. Aimee Mann.

INXS - Mystify. Was in the land of kangaroos and wallabies in the summer of ’87. INXS was huge there.

Hair Lords? The Cult? Typically think of them for She Sells Sanctuary and Fire Woman.

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NSFW

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Not exactly breaking news - more like water is wet. Some nuggets in the link.

Customer service you say?

According to GoDaddy's survey of 1,500 U.S. consumers, only 20% of respondents say customer service has improved recently, compared to 42% who perceive a decline in the quality of service received. Among Gen X and Boomers, pessimism is particularly pronounced: just 12% say customer service has improved and 46% believe it has worsened.

In contrast, 29% of Gen Z and 31% of Millennials say support has gotten better, suggesting the next generation of shoppers is more positive about the state of customer care.

"The generational divide is striking. Young consumers are more likely to give businesses the benefit of the doubt, but they also have higher expectations for speed, flexibility and friendliness," said GoDaddy Small Business Trends Expert Amy Jennette.

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This ONT brought to you by nudging: Some good ideas in the comments last week.

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1 Expel the arrogant and discord goes too;
strife and insult cease.
—Banhammer Rules 22:10

Posted by: mindful webworker - assiduously at August 19, 2025 10:00 PM (xXY7/)

2 St?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 10:00 PM (BI5O2)

3 Maybe.

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2025 10:00 PM (gKDq2)

4 Evening all!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 10:00 PM (2WIwB)

5 That was weird

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 10:01 PM (BI5O2)

6 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 19, 2025 10:01 PM (cYBz/)

7 City pic an AI? Looks like something I've tried to get Tensor Art to do for our ALH mystery, but I keep getting crappy results.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:02 PM (0eaVi)

8 Evening all

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 10:02 PM (X98Jy)

9 Would you look at that. It's Tuesday ONT time. Let's see what fun we can get into this evening.
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Holy Shitballs!
It seems like just yesterday was Monday.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 19, 2025 10:02 PM (/lPRQ)

10 NSFW
Here’s that sign you’ve been looking for.


Fess up. Which one of you nimrods did that?

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 10:02 PM (DgGvY)

11 willowed:

Some people are intimating that Trump and Musk have reconciled.

https://tinyurl.com/h4ymx56v


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 10:02 PM (4VUSN)

12 That was weird
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Yes. Very weird. I hopped on the main site and could see comments - but they were not showing up here.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:02 PM (41CYW)

13 Yay, National Hot and Spicy Food Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 19, 2025 10:02 PM (lUFok)

14 Howdy

Posted by: QED Texan at August 19, 2025 10:02 PM (fveCG)

15 Evening everyone. :-)

Posted by: Joyenz at August 19, 2025 10:03 PM (sPQoU)

16 Evenin’, Scampy!

Posted by: Bulg at August 19, 2025 10:03 PM (77rzZ)

17 Corn on the cob soaked in a vat of butter.

That's what I miss the most about the Dutchess County Fair in the Hudson Valley.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2025 10:03 PM (EYmYM)

18 Good evening, Bulg.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:03 PM (41CYW)

19 Hospital gowns. Worse to be the wearer? Or the viewer?

Sydney Sweeney? I don't see how you lose either way.

Trigglypuff? I don't see how you win either way.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:03 PM (0eaVi)

20 Thanks for the ONT Duke of Cool!
And for the record, Holiday Inn Express pillows are far superior to the Hampton Inn's pillows!

Posted by: The Grateful at August 19, 2025 10:04 PM (IQ6Gq)

21 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at August 19, 2025 10:04 PM (w3u3d)

22 City pic an AI? Looks like something I've tried to get Tensor Art to do for our ALH mystery, but I keep getting crappy results.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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No, it's in one of the "fair use" categories on the internet. I've had it in a folder for quite a while - memory says I searched for Paris and nightlife.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:04 PM (41CYW)

23 Deep Thought:

If I could travel back in time to 1920 and bring my flat screen TV with me I wouldn't have anything to watch.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2025 10:05 PM (EYmYM)

24 Good evening Horde. Thanks Doggo! Great ONT!

Posted by: TRex - crossing INXS off the Wed ONT lineup at August 19, 2025 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

25 Art Deco.
Some futuristic.

Neoclassical.
Classical.
Baroque (to an extent.)

There was an American art style that was an evolution of art deco. Streamline? Think 50s movie theater or diner. That's it.

Love it all.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 10:06 PM (zZu0s)

26 And for the record, Holiday Inn Express pillows are far superior to the Hampton Inn's pillows!
Posted by: The Grateful
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Evening Grateful. When I was traveling, some of us regular travelers debated hotel pillows. Hampton Inn, FTW!!!

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:06 PM (41CYW)

27 well, the only answer to a corn boil is a poultice

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 10:06 PM (rbvCR)

28 Scampy!🐶🐕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2025 10:06 PM (3wXSL)

29 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

I finished reading Kim Newman's "Anno Dracula 1999: Daikaiju" tonight.

As one would expect from an Anno Dracula novel, the ending was balls-to-the-wall insanity.

Now I'm starting an Ian C. Esslemont story ("Orb Sceptre Throne") set in the world of the Malazan Empire. It's not often you see "dead necromancer" listed in the Dramatis Personae.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2025 10:06 PM (IBQGV)

30 A greeting of good evening! to all those who welcome a greeting of “good evening!”!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 19, 2025 10:07 PM (ZVgZ4)

31 17/Dutchess County Fair was the best!
Second only to the NYS State Fair in Syracuse.

Now I'm hungry....

Posted by: The Grateful at August 19, 2025 10:07 PM (IQ6Gq)

32 Sweet Corn is one of the things that make summer bearable.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 19, 2025 10:07 PM (09N0i)

33 Lots of content, Scampydog!

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 10:07 PM (pZEOD)

34 Wanted to read the international architecture story, but that stupid following header kept blocking the view. Meh, putting Brasilia number one put me off too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:08 PM (0eaVi)

35 If it ain't baroque, don't fix it.

Posted by: TRex - ONT architect at August 19, 2025 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)

36 Corn on the cob soaked in a vat of butter.

That's what I miss the most about the Dutchess County Fair in the Hudson Valley.
Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2025 10:03 PM (EYmYM)

Where I grew up in the Yellowstone valley, they rotate crops between sugar beets and sweet corn. The sweet corn is so sweet that we used to pick the ears off the stock in the field and eat it right there. Pure bliss, no need for butter or salt.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 19, 2025 10:08 PM (BbZ1G)

37 I always thought of “Love Removal Machine” when it came to The Cult.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 19, 2025 10:08 PM (k2LUN)

38 So what do they all have in common? They’re incredibly social people.

SuperAgers are the ones hosting dinner parties, volunteering at local organizations, maintaining close friendships, and staying deeply connected to their communities. They genuinely enjoy being around other people and rate their relationships way more positively than typical agers.


Hogwash. Hogwash, I say!

If that's how it works, I should have been senile at 31.

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 10:08 PM (DgGvY)

39 Hospital gowns. Worse to be the wearer? Or the viewer?
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All I can say is that they really let your ass breathe.

Posted by: Frank Reynolds at August 19, 2025 10:08 PM (IBQGV)

40 Since he was fired after serving 19 years and four months (according to his Linked In profile), he won’t be eligible for an FBI pension, which comes after serving 20 years, federal officials familiar with the FBI told The State.
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That only counts if he was exempt from SS, otherwise he still has that every other schlub.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 19, 2025 10:08 PM (/lPRQ)

41 Corn on the cob soaked in a vat of butter.

That's what I miss the most about the Dutchess County Fair in the Hudson Valley.
Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2025 10:03 PM (EYmYM)

Corn cobs boiled in a vat with crawfish. Yum!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2025 10:09 PM (2nGGW)

42 Thanks for the dandy Tuesday Night ONT, scampydog!

Nothing better than freshly cooked corn on the cob. I'm partial to Olathe Sweet but will eat other varieties.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 19, 2025 10:09 PM (kB9dk)

43 Sheesh! The American style, too. I don't need to see your goldurn header all the time. Stop blocking the pix.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:09 PM (0eaVi)

44 Sorry I'm late.

That's it. Just sorry

I hope you can forgive me for the inconvenience, but the important thing is that I'm here now. Lots of great content from scampydog tonight, let's just delve into to that.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 19, 2025 10:09 PM (VSht7)

45 "Queue. Why all the vowels after the letter Q?"
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The 'ueue' is silent

Posted by: 496 at August 19, 2025 10:10 PM (QbvHV)

46 So what do they all have in common? They’re incredibly social people.

So much for me then.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 19, 2025 10:10 PM (ZrUMZ)

47 thousands of people who stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021

These retarded fags are completely incapable of breaking their programming.



...btw how many "educators" union cvnts stormed and *occupied* the WI capital back when gov whathisname was the worstest h1tler???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2025 10:10 PM (ULPxl)

48 Put that meat (chicken fried) in a mini Turbo grinder first. You can get a lot more down.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 10:10 PM (4VUSN)

49 - Hampton Inn has the best pillows.

Really?

Posted by: Mike Lindell at August 19, 2025 10:11 PM (VSht7)

50 Art Deco, Art Nouveau, Mid-Century.

Barcelona.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 10:11 PM (fV+MH)

51 So what do they all have in common? They’re incredibly social people.
SuperAgers are the ones hosting dinner parties, volunteering at local organizations, maintaining close friendships, and staying deeply connected to their communities. They genuinely enjoy being around other people and rate their relationships way more positively than typical agers.

Welp. That let's me out.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:11 PM (0eaVi)

52 13 Yay, National Hot and Spicy Food Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 19, 2025 10:02 PM


Yesterday was National Fajitas Day ... so Bride of PI made burritos for dinner last night.

She is definitely an 'ette.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 19, 2025 10:11 PM (HlyYF)

53 That Granny is too funny! What a hoot!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 19, 2025 10:11 PM (kB9dk)

54 ONT Random thoughts:
Queue. Why all the vowels after the letter Q?


To balance out "rhythm."

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 10:11 PM (DgGvY)

55 Sheesh! The American style, too. I don't need to see your goldurn header all the time. Stop blocking the pix.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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I just clicked 'em both - no headers here. You must be running one of those browsers like Aldi shopping carts. Put your quarter in!

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:11 PM (41CYW)

56 Sorry I'm late.

That's it. Just sorry

I hope you can forgive me for the inconvenience, but the important thing is that I'm here now. Lots of great content from scampydog tonight, let's just delve into to that.
Posted by: tankdemon
***********
Note: when you provide an entertaining excuse, your tardiness is not noted on your permanent record. Tonight, however...

Posted by: The Grateful at August 19, 2025 10:12 PM (IQ6Gq)

57 "Sydney Sweeney? I don't see how you lose either way."
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Ms. Sweeney is the big loser if she ever catches sight of me in a hospital gown

Posted by: 496 at August 19, 2025 10:12 PM (1FJsD)

58 Since he was fired after serving 19 years and four months (according to his Linked In profile), he won’t be eligible for an FBI pension

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Hmmmm...

Does the early retirement penalty include being tazed in the nutsack with a cattle prod til your balls swell up so bad that your hips break?

Because if not, early retirement's not nearly enough in this case.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 10:12 PM (BI5O2)

59 30 A greeting of good evening! to all those who welcome a greeting of “good evening!”!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 19, 2025 10:07 PM (ZVgZ4)



‘Hey Barney, Soul mate! Let me buy you a beer.’
Okay, but I'm not your soul mate. I'm really more of a chum.
‘Well, what about you, Lenny?’
I'm a crony.
‘Carl?’
I'd say acquaintance.
Colleague.
Sympathizer.
Compadre.
Associate.
Contemporary.
I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2025 10:12 PM (144I4)

60 So I went down a rabbit hole of industrial accidents.

Yeah...don't do that.

I must be in a weird mood.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 10:12 PM (fV+MH)

61 And good evening, TRex, CoMM, LS, and all others above.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:13 PM (41CYW)

62 City pic an AI? Looks like something I've tried to get Tensor Art to do for our ALH mystery, but I keep getting crappy results.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I say... real.
Signage has real words.
Various features have regulat spacing such as those posts on side of road. AI likes to randomize things for some reason.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 19, 2025 10:13 PM (/lPRQ)

63 Corn cobs boiled in a vat with crawfish. Yum!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2025 10:09 PM (2nGGW)

I just about eat more of the corn than the crawfish.

I also peel my crawfish and put the meat in a pile to eat at all at once.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2025 10:14 PM (EYmYM)

64 Corn cobs boiled in a vat with crawfish. Yum!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Corn in the husk baked with peaches and cream.
Do you muddle the peaches with the cream?
The idea of corn with peaches is, ahh, unusual.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 10:14 PM (4VUSN)

65 Cities and their architecture. I’m no expert in architectural styles. Dogs chase their tails, after all - but most of us know what we like when we see it. Art Deco, Gothic, Brutalist, Spanish, etc. What about you? Which styles catch your eye, and in which cities do you most enjoy the architecture?

There is one style of quaint little cottage in the woods that I could just absolutely eat up, though it might be best to avoid the occupant.

Posted by: Hansel at August 19, 2025 10:14 PM (VSht7)

66 Art Nouveau = Elven
Art Deco = Dwarven
Arts and Craft = Hobbiton, the Shire

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 10:14 PM (rbvCR)

67 Queue. Why all the vowels after the letter Q?

There's also a que, 1/2 of a farthing, where a farthing is 1/4 of a penny...

So which queue are you referring to? The line of people/cars, or the chinese ponytail?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:14 PM (ynpvh)

68 City pic an AI? Looks like something I've tried to get Tensor Art to do for our ALH mystery, but I keep getting crappy results.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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No, it's in one of the "fair use" categories on the internet. I've had it in a folder for quite a while - memory says I searched for Paris and nightlife.
Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:04 PM (41CYW)

Thanks.

It doesn't look very lively.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:14 PM (0eaVi)

69 When did it become common for hotel beds to have eight pillows on them?

Posted by: toby928 at August 19, 2025 10:14 PM (jc0TO)

70 So I went down a rabbit hole of industrial accidents.

Yeah...don't do that.

I must be in a weird mood.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 10:12 PM (fV+MH)

I did it in real life for 35 years.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2025 10:14 PM (EYmYM)

71 I must be in a weird mood.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 10:12 PM (fV+MH)

I have been in a disaster mood too. Nautical terror or something like that one ewetub is a good channel. I also found a new one that is more land based disasters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 19, 2025 10:15 PM (zZu0s)

72 The ONT is much appreciated, scampydog

Posted by: 496 at August 19, 2025 10:15 PM (ICj+9)

73 Hospital gowns. Worse to be the wearer? Or the viewer?

Sydney Sweeney? I don't see how you lose either way.

Trigglypuff? I don't see how you win either way.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:03 PM (0eaVi)

Worn correctly or backwards?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (S/Y4j)

74 been waiting for this one to drop. Whiny article. J-6 FBI Investigator fired.

Yeah, that's NOT why he was fired; it was for the illegal, immoral, seditious stuff.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (ynpvh)

75 Cheers to you, 496.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (41CYW)

76 It's not often you see "dead necromancer" listed in the Dramatis Personae.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2025 10:06 PM (IBQGV)

Must be pretty good at it to be both dead, and a necromancer.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (0eaVi)

77 You have a corn ON your boil? How does that even happen? It's disgusting, too.

Posted by: GWB at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (rSsQh)

78 So what do they all have in common? They’re incredibly social people.

I'm screwed.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (3nLb4)

79 >>Corn cobs boiled in a vat with crawfish. Yum!

If you've never been to a New England lobster bake you should put it on your bucket list.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (viF8m)

80 In Buenos Aires this week for a series of concerts with the Tabernacle Choir. Some Choir members insist they saw President Millei at tonight's concert, but those in the know say No.

Posted by: Half Dozen at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (v2wsZ)

81 City architecture. Does Las Vegas count?

I'm almost finished doing a painting of the Strip at night. I'd call it Neon Architecture.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2025 10:17 PM (EYmYM)

82 73 Hospital gowns. Worse to be the wearer? Or the viewer?

Sydney Sweeney? I don't see how you lose either way.

Trigglypuff? I don't see how you win either way.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:03 PM (0eaVi)

Worn correctly or backwards?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (S/Y4j)

I keep myself covered in those, not because I'm afraid of embarrassing others, but to avoid the laughter.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:17 PM (ynpvh)

83 There is a Hotel Mont Blanc in Paris where Hemingway stayed in the 1930s. It is in the Latin Quarter and still exists today. Is that it? Who knows?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 19, 2025 10:17 PM (ZVgZ4)

84 Steven Jensen ... participated in and helped lead investigations into the thousands of people who stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021,
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So, he's a fink and suffering the consequences. Lucky for him I'm not the boss. See those gibbets over there?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 10:18 PM (4VUSN)

85 The 'ueue' is silent
Posted by: 496 at August 19, 2025 10:10 PM (QbvHV)

Not after the sheik gets to her.

Posted by: Baaad at August 19, 2025 10:18 PM (0eaVi)

86 "Queue. Why all the vowels after the letter Q?"
---------
The 'ueue' is silent
Posted by: 496
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It's french. They alwys throw on three or four letters you don't pronounce.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 19, 2025 10:18 PM (/lPRQ)

87 When did it become common for hotel beds to have eight pillows on them?
Posted by: toby928 at August 19, 2025 10:14 PM (jc0TO

Are you in the Scalia Suite, by chance?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 10:19 PM (BI5O2)

88 It's not often you see "dead necromancer" listed in the Dramatis Personae.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2025 10:06 PM (IBQGV)

Must be pretty good at it to be both dead, and a necromancer.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (0eaVi)
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"Autonecromancer?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2025 10:19 PM (IBQGV)

89 When did it become common for hotel beds to have eight pillows on them?
Posted by: toby928 at August 19, 2025 10:14 PM (jc0TO)

I dunno, but I end up throwing most of them on the floor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2025 10:19 PM (2nGGW)

90 "Papa's last blowjob"...

Aw, geez, I coulda lived the rest of my life not knowing about that. Well, unfortunately I know how my parents did it...Mom told me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:19 PM (ynpvh)

91 "I did it in real life for 35 years.
Posted by: polynikes "

From what I just saw...cell phones and big fast spinny things are a dreadful combo.

The strange non-chalance people get around scary shit is scary.

People are just little nothings to these things.

Anyway I glad you made it!

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 10:20 PM (fV+MH)

92 When did it become common for hotel beds to have eight pillows on them?
Posted by: toby928 at August 19, 2025 10:14 PM (jc0TO

Are you in the Scalia Suite, by chance?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Ohhhhh... Damn, YD.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:20 PM (41CYW)

93 Where I grew up in the Yellowstone valley, they rotate crops between sugar beets and sweet corn. The sweet corn is so sweet that we used to pick the ears off the stock in the field and eat it right there. Pure bliss, no need for butter or salt.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 19, 2025 10:08 PM (BbZ1G)


Did that only once, when visiting in Connecticut. Place had a large garden. Standing in the row, ate peas right out of the pod. Gawd, were they tasty. Like little sugar beads.

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2025 10:20 PM (gKDq2)

94 A bit of 80's music this evening.
The Fixx - Saved By Zero


I always liked "Secret Separation."

https://youtu.be/fZciNthNnDA

I could do without the mostly-naked guy in the hamster wheel in the video. Maybe they could re-shoot it with Sydney Sweeney.

Guitarist, keyboardist, drummer: "Watch us put on our Rock Faces and thrash around like we're playing something serious! .....while we play something a random ten-year-old could learn during recess."

Bassist: "Watch me stand here like I'm in line at the DMV, while I play the only line that requires any thought at all."

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 10:20 PM (DgGvY)

95 It's french. They alwys throw on three or four letters you don't pronounce.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 19, 2025 10:18 PM


Then they throw in an accent mark to make the sound of a letter they didn't bother to include.

Froggish is also very lippy.

Posted by: toby928 at August 19, 2025 10:20 PM (jc0TO)

96 It's french. They alwys throw on three or four letters you don't pronounce.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 19, 2025 10:18 PM
***
Compare with the German that adds several syllables that you can't pronounce.

Posted by: TRex - Duolingo dino at August 19, 2025 10:20 PM (IQ6Gq)

97
Dear Mr. Scampydog,
Please excuse Hadrian from commenting this evening. He has multiple chemical sensitivity, fibromyalgia, chronic fatigue syndrome, reactive hypoglycemia, marthambles, neurasthenia, and Morgellons.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2025 10:21 PM (kkTda)

98 "Saved by Zero"

As long as you don't try dividing by it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:21 PM (ynpvh)

99 I just clicked 'em both - no headers here. You must be running one of those browsers like Aldi shopping carts. Put your quarter in!
Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:11 PM (41CYW)

Using Brave. It's the website header. Whenever I'm on a pic and scroll up a bit, the header moves and covers the top. I have only half the screen to look at the pix and that's too much of an irritant.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:21 PM (0eaVi)

100 When did it become common for hotel beds to have eight pillows on them?
Posted by: toby928 at August 19, 2025 10:14 PM (jc0TO

Are you in the Scalia Suite, by chance?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Ohhhhh... Damn, YD.
Posted by: scampydog


Oh dayum.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 10:22 PM (X98Jy)

101 Must be pretty good at it to be both dead, and a necromancer.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (0eaVi)


Several D&D rules have lichdom as the endstate of the necromantic path

Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2025 10:22 PM (gKWVE)

102 Haven't heard that INXS song in quite a few years...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:22 PM (ynpvh)

103 Dear Mr. Scampydog,
Please excuse Hadrian from commenting this evening. He has multiple chemical sensitivity, fibromyalgia, chronic fatigue syndrome, reactive hypoglycemia, marthambles, neurasthenia, and Morgellons.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Dear Mr. the 7th, please submit a note from either your doctor, a parent, or a parole officer.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:22 PM (41CYW)

104 *pauses in confusion

I forgot to ask if this is a hat on or hat off thread.

Posted by: toby928 at August 19, 2025 10:22 PM (jc0TO)

105 - Queue. Why all the vowels after the letter Q?

For all of the word meister Morons, here is British comedian Jazz Emu on the insanity of pronouncing the English language

https://tinyurl.com/3a3vw7cj

The background music volume is a little too high, but you will get the jokes reading the words on the video screen.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 19, 2025 10:22 PM (HlyYF)

106 Too many Dutchesses in NYS, that's the problem. Also too many Countesses (o optional).

Posted by: It Never Ends at August 19, 2025 10:22 PM (G5+As)

107 Saw the Fixx many years ago in NJ. Great show. Can't recall if they were the headliner or if they opened for someone. Men At Work, maybe?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 19, 2025 10:22 PM (nbLIj)

108 Evenin'

The Cult! 'Sonic Temple' was solid! I wore out the cassette.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 19, 2025 10:23 PM (sAmhv)

109 77 You have a corn ON your boil? How does that even happen? It's disgusting, too.

Posted by: GWB at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (rSsQh)

worse when that corn has a hole.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:23 PM (ynpvh)

110 If you haven’t been to a South Louisiana Low Country Boil, you should go!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 19, 2025 10:23 PM (ZVgZ4)

111 In Buenos Aires this week for a series of concerts with the Tabernacle Choir. Some Choir members insist they saw President Millei at tonight's concert, but those in the know say No.
Posted by: Half Dozen at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (v2wsZ)


Eat a lot of beef and Empanadas. I want to go there.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 10:24 PM (rbvCR)

112 If you haven’t been to a South Louisiana Low Country Boil, you should go!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 19, 2025 10:23 PM


Best scene in Angel Heart.

Posted by: toby928 at August 19, 2025 10:24 PM (jc0TO)

113 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 19, 2025 10:13 PM (/lPRQ)

I suppose you're right about the pic.


You posted something earlier and I was going to reply to you, but the thread was old. I'm apparently not a superager, so I can't remember what it was....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:24 PM (0eaVi)

114 Too many Dutchesses in NYS, that's the problem. Also too many Countesses (o optional).
Posted by: It Never Ends at August 19, 2025 10:22 PM (G5+As)

And too many no-counts collecting welfare and voting Democrat.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2025 10:24 PM (2nGGW)

115 Good evening morons en bedankt Hondo.

Opposing viewpoints should be run up the flagpole so we can circle back and build a consensus on the optimal solutions. Synergy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 10:25 PM (RIvkX)

116 I'm apparently not a superager

That's OK, we can't all be.

Posted by: Joey B., Media Darling at August 19, 2025 10:26 PM (3nLb4)

117 SuperAgers are the ones who... . - They don't know anything. Curmudgeons and hermits don't respond to polls and uninvited queries.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 10:26 PM (4VUSN)

118 Willowed:

Hell of a set of boobs on that Sweeney gal, eh boys!

Triple K's for the win - although the leftist loons will see KKK and go berserk.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at August 19, 2025 10:26 PM (Da7Vv)

119 "Papa's last blow job"

Love that gramma..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 19, 2025 10:26 PM (nbLIj)

120 116 I'm apparently not a superager

That's OK, we can't all be.

Posted by: Joey B., Media Darling at August 19, 2025 10:26 PM (3nLb4)

Well, maybe you're super good at aging, as in excelling in it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:26 PM (ynpvh)

121 Worn correctly or backwards?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (S/Y4j)

Choice one... it don't really matter, does it?


Choice two... it don't really matter, does it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:27 PM (0eaVi)

122 At least as a necromancer he can be in charge of his own life after death.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 19, 2025 10:27 PM (ZVgZ4)

123 When did it become common for hotel beds to have eight pillows on them?

They're probably there to capture the bed bugs....🪳🪳🪳

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2025 10:27 PM (3wXSL)

124 115 Good evening morons en bedankt Hondo.
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Hondo. I like that. scampyhondo. Not bad! Good evening, San Franpsycho.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:27 PM (41CYW)

125 You have a corn ON your boil? How does that even happen? It's disgusting, too.
Posted by: GWB at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (rSsQh)

He was probably plastered.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:28 PM (0eaVi)

126 Sometimes I wonder how many years of ONT's I read until I finally clicked on the top photo.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 19, 2025 10:28 PM (6PCLE)

127 123 When did it become common for hotel beds to have eight pillows on them?

They're probably there to capture the bed bugs....🪳🪳🪳

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2025 10:27 PM (3wXSL)

Bedbug sex is nasty; females have no hole, so the males forcefully create one...it's called "Traumatic Insemination"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:28 PM (ynpvh)

128 It's a shame the 81 year old lady died with a fifty year old brain. Her other parts let her down. That's why I keep all my organs pickled and well-lubricated.

Posted by: Cooter Brown at August 19, 2025 10:29 PM (G5+As)

129 Bad news: There is a Cat 4 hurricane in the Atlantic.

Worse news: It appears its going to miss NYC.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at August 19, 2025 10:29 PM (Da7Vv)

130 City architecture. Does Las Vegas count?

I'm almost finished doing a painting of the Strip at night. I'd call it Neon Architecture.
Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2025 10:17 PM (EYmYM)

It's a city.

Did you leave a big, dark spot where the Tropicana used to be?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:29 PM (0eaVi)

131 *doffs dunce cap*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 10:29 PM (RIvkX)

132 I like the John Denver video. Not familiar with the song, but I enjoyed it. The female is his second wife Cassandra Delaney.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 19, 2025 10:30 PM (XQo4F)

133 Voices Carry was pretty good.

On Sunday was better

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 19, 2025 10:30 PM (DIweC)

134 Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 10:20 PM (fV+MH

I was in the insurance claims business and investigated hundreds of them in my career. I've seen it all and can't unsee it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2025 10:30 PM (EYmYM)

135 "Autonecromancer?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2025 10:19 PM (IBQGV)

Gotta be careful doing that. The maid might find you in the wardrobe.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:31 PM (0eaVi)

136 Did you leave a big, dark spot where the Tropicana used to be?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:29 PM (0eaVi)

Heh. No but I did leave off some hotel signs .

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2025 10:31 PM (EYmYM)

137 133 Voices Carry was pretty good.

On Sunday was better

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 19, 2025 10:30 PM (DIweC)

When I first heard the song, I thought she was singing, "This is Scary"...my wife heard "Mrs. Carey"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:32 PM (ynpvh)

138 Someone once described Dubai as the city for people who found Las Vegas too subtle

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 19, 2025 10:32 PM (DIweC)

139 I remember when I was being told Brandon was a "super-ager." That was really at the nadir of the propaganda push.

"Yeah, he's physically and mentally younger than a man half his age. When was the last time you saw a 40 year old man shit his pants in front of the Pope? Or forget the names of not just 2, but 37 longtime colleagues in a single morning? Ha! Just as we thought! You've *never* seen feats of such strength, have you?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 10:32 PM (BI5O2)

140 forgot to ask if this is a hat on or hat off thread.

Festive little hat, like pants, not required.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 19, 2025 10:32 PM (5oeQn)

141 135 "Autonecromancer?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2025 10:19 PM (IBQGV)

Gotta be careful doing that. The maid might find you in the wardrobe.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 10:31 PM (0eaVi)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Zombie Keith Carradine at August 19, 2025 10:32 PM (ynpvh)

142 Mrs. F. loves each one of those 80s dross

She is not my generation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 10:33 PM (RIvkX)

143 I like the John Denver video. Not familiar with the song, but I enjoyed it. The female is his second wife Cassandra Delaney.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
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Found the mystery click. Well done! Here is a stack of restroom tokens for the Saturday Club.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:33 PM (41CYW)

144 Opposing viewpoints should be run up the flagpole so we can circle back and build a consensus on the optimal solutions. Synergy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 10:25 PM (RIvkX)

Gesundheit!

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2025 10:33 PM (p4NUW)

145 The State newspaper's version of Jan 6.
Another left-wing rag.
You can't believe a thing they say.
And they can't figure out why they're all going under.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 19, 2025 10:34 PM (Lo97M)

146 When did it become common for hotel beds to have eight pillows on them?

They're probably there to capture the bed bugs....🪳🪳🪳
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 19, 2025 10:27 PM (3wXSL)

Either that, or for the wife to use to build a barrier when she's mad at you.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2025 10:34 PM (S/Y4j)

147 Til Tuesday wasn't dross.
INXS kind of was, yeah. I blame the drugs.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2025 10:34 PM (gKWVE)

148 145 The State newspaper's version of Jan 6.
Another left-wing rag.
You can't believe a thing they say.
And they can't figure out why they're all going under.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 19, 2025 10:34 PM (Lo97M)

Democracy hasn't been saved.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:34 PM (ynpvh)

149 Sometimes I wonder how many years of ONT's I read until I finally clicked on the top photo.

Of course as most true Hordians know, the real life "Sundown" was Gordon's girlfriend, and she was also the girl who gave John Belushi his fatal OD.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at August 19, 2025 10:35 PM (Da7Vv)

150 Buckley got skunked this morning. I did everything wrong and felt like I had a miasma around me all day. I know my house still does. The dog, not so much after being washed with soap/peroxide/baking soda then Natures Miracle skunk Odor shampoo. I washed everything else I could but I'm still smelling skunk in the house. Apparently it's skunk season since 2 other neighbors dogs also got skunked in the last week.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 19, 2025 10:36 PM (VCgbV)

151 I don’t think French was ever a phonetic language, even when it was mostly Latin, due to the heavy Celto-Gallic twang! It went through Old French, Middle French, and now Modern French, and it is still changing!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 19, 2025 10:36 PM (ZVgZ4)

152 Grilled corn > Boiled corn

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

153 the Cult < Gene Loves Jezebel <<< Sisters of Mercy

Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2025 10:36 PM (gKWVE)

154 I'm pretty sure being anti-social and a crank on this website will keep your mind just as sharp as some goody two-shoes doing good deeds out there in a gregarious, annoying way.

So far, the snark is energizing me!

Posted by: Old Man Adams at August 19, 2025 10:36 PM (G5+As)

155 Doggo! Well done, good boy!

Howdy to the resta youse weirdos too!

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2025 10:37 PM (QMAsf)

156 Democracy hasn't been saved.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:34 PM (ynpvh)

Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding who gets eaten for dinner.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2025 10:37 PM (S/Y4j)

157 Eat a lot of beef and Empanadas. I want to go there.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 10:24 PM (rbvCR)


The local beer, Quilmes, wasn't too bad, either. Always order the Grande bottle, 22 oz, I think it was.

Another recommendation is the pizza. Somewhere after WWII, they got some good Italian cooks, besides all those nazis. I went to a place that had a portrait of Walt Disney eating there from the 1940's. I have no idea why Walt was in B.A. then, but I thought it was cool I was eating in a tablecloth restaurant having a pizza, just like Walt. Good pie. Saw a group of ladies of a certain age out for lunch sharing a pie. 'Los Immortales', in the Recoleta District.

Trip Advisor, Los Immortales:

https://tinyurl.com/5n6b2dkx

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2025 10:37 PM (gKDq2)

158 149 Sometimes I wonder how many years of ONT's I read until I finally clicked on the top photo.

Of course as most true Hordians know, the real life "Sundown" was Gordon's girlfriend, and she was also the girl who gave John Belushi his fatal OD.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President
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*Raises hand - true Hordian* Another note, I changed the up top pic at the last minute - didn't think to change the song. *Raises hand - moron too*

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:37 PM (41CYW)

159 151 I don’t think French was ever a phonetic language, even when it was mostly Latin, due to the heavy Celto-Gallic twang! It went through Old French, Middle French, and now Modern French, and it is still changing!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 19, 2025 10:36 PM (ZVgZ4)

At points in time in history, you could travel from Paris to Rome, and along the way the language would slowly morph from French to Mostly French to half French/half Italian until it was full Italian. Language evolves. It's evolution is a bit different these days as folks aren't as isolated, so changes in language are more like the spread of a viral pathogen.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:38 PM (ynpvh)

160 jo-jo-jo -
youtu.be/7-VH4zJUmMI

Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2025 10:39 PM (gKWVE)

161 After living in Pa for nearly 2 years I can say I do not like this state at all and it's bizarre ways.

The road leading to my house was perfectly fine, literally nothing wrong with the asphalt, the other day woke to it completely covered in gravel with chip and seal signs everywhere, apparently this broke ass state is spending the tax money on things other than properly resurfacing roads and doing it to roads that don't need it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2025 10:39 PM (XV/Pl)

162 152 Grilled corn > Boiled corn

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

Yes! Elote bought from a stall in Mexico in the winter, slathered in butter and chile...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:39 PM (ynpvh)

163 Note: when you provide an entertaining excuse, your tardiness is not noted on your permanent record. Tonight, however...
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....it makes me HUNGER

Posted by: The Barrel at August 19, 2025 10:39 PM (RIvkX)

164 Haven't heard that INXS song in quite a few years...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:22 PM


Road trip with me some time. You'll hear lots of INXS as well as The Cult.

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2025 10:40 PM (QMAsf)

165 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:38 PM (ynpvh)

Well some people in NYC said they didn't understand me. English morphs in the US 😀

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2025 10:40 PM (EYmYM)

166 If you are well enough to get out of bed in a hospital, you need two gowns. One worn frontwards, one backwards. Otherwise, something will hang out you really shouldn't share with strangers.

Posted by: Timorous Timmy at August 19, 2025 10:40 PM (G5+As)

167 Actually the sign is fresh oil and chips.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2025 10:41 PM (XV/Pl)

168 156 Democracy hasn't been saved.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:34 PM (ynpvh)

Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding who gets eaten for dinner.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 19, 2025 10:37 PM (S/Y4j)

Or in our case, a class of Mandarins who think they are better than the masses, doing the will of wolves who are far outnumbered by the sheep.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:41 PM (ynpvh)

169 Evening, Doof!

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:41 PM (41CYW)

170 So what do they all have in common? They’re incredibly social people.
SuperAgers are the ones hosting dinner parties, volunteering at local organizations, maintaining close friendships, and staying deeply connected to their communities. They genuinely enjoy being around other people and rate their relationships way more positively than typical agers.

Oh. If that's the case I'm gonna age like total shit.

Posted by: Extroverts get everything at August 19, 2025 10:41 PM (TbWk/)

171 Which styles catch your eye,

Beaux-Arts or Châteauesque architecture.

As for cities, I like the Queen Anne style in the rowhouses of Adams Morgan neighborhood.

Even better, the Second Empire architectural style in Louisville, Kentucky on the larger homes always impresses me.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 19, 2025 10:41 PM (a4flb)

172 150 Buckley got skunked this morning. I did everything wrong and felt like I had a miasma around me all day. I know my house still does. The dog, not so much after being washed with soap/peroxide/baking soda then Natures Miracle skunk Odor shampoo. I washed everything else I could but I'm still smelling skunk in the house. Apparently it's skunk season since 2 other neighbors dogs also got skunked in the last week.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 19, 2025 10:36 PM


Our dogs went crazy IN the house the other night. My wife told me to go check to see if someone was on the property.

Snuck out the door and was immediately overwhelmed with fresh skunk odor. I am sure the dogs smelled it in the house, and wanted to make sure the hoomans were also alerted to the olfactory assault.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 19, 2025 10:42 PM (HlyYF)

173 Pssst... click on every photo in the ONT.
Easter eggs abound.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 19, 2025 10:42 PM (XQo4F)

174 When I first heard the song, I thought she was singing, "This is Scary"...my wife heard "Mrs. Carey"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Halfway between you. "Even downtown, this is Carrie."

I may have had a junior-high crush on a Carrie, and that may have influenced my hearing.

Or maybe I just had a really crappy radio.

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 10:43 PM (DgGvY)

175 165 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:38 PM (ynpvh)

Well some people in NYC said they didn't understand me. English morphs in the US 😀

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2025 10:40 PM (EYmYM)

Yeah, but we've had about 400 years for English to morph here...but it's still English.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:43 PM (ynpvh)

176 Joan Collins is 92 and just did a bathing suit shot. I'm sure it was retouched but damn.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2025 10:43 PM (EYmYM)

177 De-lurkin....I love AOS and the ONT. Thanks everyone for making this my go-to place for news and opinion.

Posted by: Sloucho at August 19, 2025 10:43 PM (GD3mD)

178 *rowhouses of Adams Morgan neighborhood.*

Also known as Madams Organ.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 19, 2025 10:44 PM (XQo4F)

179 In Buenos Aires this week for a series of concerts with the Tabernacle Choir. Some Choir members insist they saw President Millei at tonight's concert, but those in the know say No.
Posted by: Half Dozen at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (v2wsZ)
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Cool in six ways.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 10:44 PM (RIvkX)

180 Grilled corn > Boiled corn
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 10:36 PM (RIvkX)

That was tonight's dinner. Cob of Taber peaches and cream corn, on the top rack of the grill, with the marinated steak on the lower rack. Yummy! Taber, in the south of Alberta, has a climate region conducive to growing sweet corn, potatoes, and sugar beets. Come corn harvest, you will find trucks selling Taber corn in small towns, and on the corners of mall parking lots in the cities.

Little-known factoid: There are two micro-climate zones in Northern Alberta where delicious sweet corn is grown, the valleys of the Peace River, and of the Smoky River, a major tributary to the Peace. Both rivers run through deep canyons, and the canyon walls trap the Sun's heat and create a micro-climate conducive to corn growing. A few hundred acres in each case/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2025 10:44 PM (2nGGW)

181 When did it become common for hotel beds to have eight pillows on them?
Posted by: toby928 at August 19, 2025 10:14 PM (jc0TO

Are you in the Scalia Suite, by chance?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


This really should be a top comment for the week.
That's Chuy level cruelty.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 10:45 PM (X98Jy)

182 >>>this broke ass state is spending the tax money on things other than properly resurfacing roads and doing it to roads that don't need it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Now, you are aware of the difference between the textbook definition of corruption and personal knowledge of corruption.
_to know

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 10:45 PM (4VUSN)

183 174 When I first heard the song, I thought she was singing, "This is Scary"...my wife heard "Mrs. Carey"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Halfway between you. "Even downtown, this is Carrie."

I may have had a junior-high crush on a Carrie, and that may have influenced my hearing.

Or maybe I just had a really crappy radio.

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 10:43 PM (DgGvY)

Folks didn't let us listen to the devil's music (Rock and Roll after about 1960)...so my older brother got a bootleg radio and we listened in secret on the AM band to a local Mexican station that played American top 100 music...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:45 PM (ynpvh)

184 The road leading to my house was perfectly fine, literally nothing wrong with the asphalt, the other day woke to it completely covered in gravel with chip and seal signs everywhere, apparently this broke ass state is spending the tax money on things other than properly resurfacing roads and doing it to roads that don't need it.

Chip seal is the municipality's way of saying "Fuck You" as they let you know in no uncertain terms that you only get stale crumbs from the massive amount of taxes it rakes in.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 19, 2025 10:45 PM (a4flb)

185 As for cities, I like the Queen Anne style in the rowhouses of Adams Morgan neighborhood.

Even better, the Second Empire architectural style in Louisville, Kentucky on the larger homes always impresses me.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
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Fistbump.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:45 PM (41CYW)

186 De-lurkin....I love AOS and the ONT. Thanks everyone for making this my go-to place for news and opinion.
Posted by: Sloucho at August 19, 2025 10:43 PM (GD3mD)


Welcome to the land of the gray boxes! Do you feel unclean yet?

Posted by: Doof at August 19, 2025 10:46 PM (QMAsf)

187
My 95-yr old mother is back in the hospital again. She got another nose bleed, and as we feared, her platelets had crashed again, down to 14K/uL.

All her other blood values are normal, so this looks like what that call ITP, an autoimmune attack on the platelets. Apparently, this is a thing that can happen when one is very much 29. They've got her back on immunoglobulin and steroids, which will get them back up. But this is apparently going to be a long term problem.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 19, 2025 10:46 PM (w6EFb)

188 The Fixx was the peak of my music world 83-86. Loved all their early stuff on both vinyl and tapes had it playing constantly. Shortly after music streaming started they pulled all their classic albums, their best stuff, from Shuttered Room to Walkabout from all services - to this day, none of those albums are available. Actually contacted them via a MGMT Co and was essentially told to go pound sand and buy digital copies which I'd do if the music services allowed seamless integration of your own copies into streaming lists. Sucks to say but fck the Fixx, won't see them again live either. Fck em.

Posted by: Grenadier at August 19, 2025 10:46 PM (kjy5M)

189 114/
Dutchess County NY is comprised of farmers, and is a red county. As is much of rural NYS. It's the cities that are toxic blue wastelands

Posted by: The Grateful at August 19, 2025 10:46 PM (I3P/f)

190 > What about you? Which styles catch your eye
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Googie

https://tinyurl.com/mspan6sk

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 10:46 PM (AOsQT)

191 Joan Collins is 92 and just did a bathing suit shot. I'm sure it was retouched but damn.
Posted by: polynikes


Yeah. That landing strip of hair between her tits is off putting.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 10:47 PM (X98Jy)

192 So what do they all have in common? They’re incredibly social people.

Seems like this probably has causation backward, if it's meant to suggest causation. People who are aging well likely would be more social and outgoing than people who are declining physically/mentally.

But whatever. I'd rather age like milk in the sun than spend my last years with extroverts who are delighted to be yapping away hours on end.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2025 10:47 PM (zUe/H)

193 When did it become common for hotel beds to have eight pillows on them?

Just remember as you nestle down into them, that many of those pillows were under some skank's ass while she was being pounded away.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 19, 2025 10:47 PM (a4flb)

194 Not sure what architecture I like. Sometimes its art deco, sometimes it gothic. I guess it depends on the final result. Lately I have been kind of liking some of these steam punk interiors I see. Some are pretty cool. For man cave purposes anyway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 10:48 PM (snZF9)

195 177 De-lurkin....I love AOS and the ONT. Thanks everyone for making this my go-to place for news and opinion.
Posted by: Sloucho
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Welcome, Sloucho. Good to have you in the grey boxes.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:48 PM (41CYW)

196 Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding who gets eaten for dinner.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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A forward thinking wolf would team up with the sheep to eat then other wolf.

Then the final round it will wolf vs. sheep. Easy peasy. Otherwise it would be wolf vs. wolf 50/50.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 19, 2025 10:48 PM (/lPRQ)

197 I grill corn on the cob in the husk. Give it a quarter turn every 5 minutes four times. Perfection.

Posted by: QED Texan at August 19, 2025 10:48 PM (fveCG)

198 If you've never had an orange right off the tree you don't know what an orange is actually supposed to taste like.

And tomatoes off the vine are a revelation.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 10:48 PM (fV+MH)

199 If you've never been to a New England lobster bake you should put it on your bucket list.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (viF8m)
===

After two nights of shows at the Oxford Raceway we went to Boothbay Harbor and did that. I was happy to sleep in a bed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 10:48 PM (RIvkX)

200 Corn is best cooked in the microwave in the husk.

https://youtu.be/AJ75-64Gm5w

But hey. This ain't a food thread.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 19, 2025 10:49 PM (XQo4F)

201 Joan Collins is 92 and just did a bathing suit shot. I'm sure it was retouched but damn.
Posted by: polynikes

Retouched? I'm sure AI was involved. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 10:49 PM (snZF9)

202 The assholery on the roads these days is something else..I fear for jr dude who is just about to start driving. Common denominator is pickups

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 19, 2025 10:50 PM (+I6Y/)

203 Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding who gets eaten for dinner.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf



"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!"

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 10:50 PM (X98Jy)

204 If you are well enough to get out of bed in a hospital, you need two gowns. One worn frontwards, one backwards. Otherwise, something will hang out you really shouldn't share with strangers.
Posted by: Timorous Timmy


Last time I was in, it was just for an MRI. They gave me something like hospital scrubs for that. Drawstring pants and a shirt. No breezy Balzac walking down the hall.

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 10:50 PM (DgGvY)

205 In Eastern NC (as far east as you can go without being wet). There are no skunks here. The Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel seems to be their natural barrier. Have seen dead skunks on the Delmarva, but never here.

Posted by: Remaining Scentless at August 19, 2025 10:50 PM (G5+As)

206
So, President Trump wanted to know if the CIA, the DIA, or the FBI was the the best. So he released a rabbit in the woods and demanded to see who could find it.

The CIA went first. They trained birds and squirrels to be informants, and questioned all the rocks and trees, and came back three weeks later, claiming the rabbit never existed in the first place.

The DIA went next. They put the forest to the torch, put out the stumps, and returned three weeks later, claiming the rabbit must surely have burned along with the rest.

Finally, the FBI goes, and returns nearly immediately with a bloody, battered bear who says "ok, you've got me! I'm the rabbit!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 10:50 PM (BI5O2)

207 Joan Collins was a MILF in the 1980s

Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2025 10:50 PM (gKWVE)

208 Thank you for the ONT, Scampydog.

Posted by: Wenda at August 19, 2025 10:50 PM (rGi39)

209 Sorry Publius. I'm entering into that worry zone too.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 10:51 PM (fV+MH)

210

Unknown Drip,

When we travel by car I take my pillow. If we fly we stop at a Family Dollar type store and buy a couple of pillows which we leave in the room when we checkout.

I hate staying in hotels, and will not use pillows other people have drooled on and used for the reason you said.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 19, 2025 10:51 PM (3ek7K)

211 I like wall dormers. You don't see them very often though.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 19, 2025 10:51 PM (XQo4F)

212 If you've never had an orange right off the tree you don't know what an orange is actually supposed to taste like.

And tomatoes off the vine are a revelation.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 10:48 PM (fV+MH)

None of my friends have ever tasted a Concord Grape and I can't find them anywhere in the Houston area.

The first time I had one I thought I was given a piece of grape candy. WTF !

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2025 10:52 PM (EYmYM)

213 If you've never had an orange right off the tree you don't know what an orange is actually supposed to taste like.

And tomatoes off the vine are a revelation.
Posted by: eleven


Grocery store tomatoes should come with mallets and wickets.

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 10:52 PM (DgGvY)

214 On the subject of architecture, I've spent most of my life in Chicago, and it's a great place for architecture. And much of it is concentrated in the downtown area, so it can be seen on a walking tour. A great time to visit will be the weekend of October 18-19, which will be Open House Chicago weekend. Most of the great buildings throughout the city will be open for visitors to walk through.

Detroit and Milwaukee also have many fine buildings. Milwaukee's Bradley Center, where the Milwaukee Symphony plays, is art deco to the max: you have to see it to believe it!

As for foreign cities, the only one I know at all well is Madrid. The area around the Plaza Mayor is rich in both architecture and history. A walk from there to the royal palace, or down to the Prado, is richly rewarding. Well worth visiting.

Posted by: Nemo at August 19, 2025 10:52 PM (4RPgu)

215 Our dogs went crazy IN the house the other night. My wife told me to go check to see if someone was on the property.

Snuck out the door and was immediately overwhelmed with fresh skunk odor. I am sure the dogs smelled it in the house, and wanted to make sure the hoomans were also alerted to the olfactory assault.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 19, 2025 10:42 PM (HlyYF)

Enjoying a cigar one night on the patio of the original Casa Sin Problemas in NJ one night. ($1145/month mortgage..le sigh...)Something furry passed between my ankles. I wisely kept very still as a large skunk continued towards the lawn. I quietly got up to retrieve my garden hose and defended said lawn with grace and aplome...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 19, 2025 10:52 PM (nbLIj)

216 Joan Collins was a MILF in the 1980s
Posted by: gKWVE


And is trying to give people a GGILF fetish now?

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 10:53 PM (DgGvY)

217 INXS

Lead Singer Michael Hutchence died in an auto-asphyxiation thing, and the band went away for a while.

When they came back, it was via a great reality TV show to find a new lead singer.

Here's a clip from their search:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksw1LEn4Sok

Yes, the show did really rock that hard.

The guy that won did too much cocaine and they kicked him out of the band, twice.

Posted by: scottst at August 19, 2025 10:54 PM (HrdVP)

218 "She was 81 when she died, ....
Instead, they found something that made them do a double-take. Her brain looked almost identical to someone 30 years younger.
So what do they all have in common? They’re incredibly social people. SuperAgers are the ones hosting dinner parties, volunteering at local organizations, maintaining close friendships, and staying deeply connected to their communities."

All good activities, but someone that dies at 81 is NOT a SuperAger. Her brain was OK, but she is dead at 81. Still I guess, having a good brain at death at 81 is better than many forms of dementia beginning at 79 or so (maybe), even if on lives to 95?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2025 10:54 PM (vbXSk)

219 " So what do they all have in common? They’re incredibly social people.

SuperAgers a......... genuinely enjoy being around other people "

Sigh... I am a dead man

Posted by: The Neon Madman at August 19, 2025 10:54 PM (yNfcm)

220

Kevin O'Leary is selling cans of oxygen.

It's just like on Spaceballs!

https://youtu.be/kKXAy3z_2FA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 10:54 PM (63Dwl)

221 The road leading to my house was perfectly fine, literally nothing wrong with the asphalt, the other day woke to it completely covered in gravel with chip and seal signs everywhere, apparently this broke ass state is spending the tax money on things other than properly resurfacing roads and doing it to roads that don't need it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2025 10:39 PM (XV/Pl)


If any state were to experience an honest budget review, the first two places you look for corruption is the Dept. Of Prisons, the the Dept of Roads.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2025 10:54 PM (2WIwB)

222 Christy Brinkley looking really good for 71.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2025 10:55 PM (EYmYM)

223 Good evening, Wenda. Good to see you in the comments!

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:55 PM (41CYW)

224 Worse news: It appears its going to miss NYC.

I guess it depends on perspective. I'm pretty sure the city "leadership" was hoping for enough of a hit that it will wash away a lot of their human debris while simultaneously providing a stage for the theater of suffering through an Apocalypse greater than all the Seals, Bowls and Trumpets combined so that they can guilt America into giving them a trillion dollars to rescue them.

Just like who they grifted the hell out of Super Storm Sandy.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 19, 2025 10:55 PM (a4flb)

225 On the subject of architecture, I've spent most of my life in Chicago, and it's a great place for architecture. And much of it is concentrated in the downtown area, so it can be seen on a walking tour. A great time to visit will be the weekend of October 18-19, which will be Open House Chicago weekend. Most of the great buildings throughout the city will be open for visitors to walk through.

Posted by: Nemo at August 19, 2025 10:52 PM (4RPgu)

Its the one thing I liked about chicago. I have friends out there who explained that after some huge fire they had architects from all over the place come in and pretty much let them go wild.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 10:55 PM (snZF9)

226 212 If you've never had an orange right off the tree you don't know what an orange is actually supposed to taste like.

And tomatoes off the vine are a revelation.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 10:48 PM (fV+MH)

None of my friends have ever tasted a Concord Grape and I can't find them anywhere in the Houston area.

The first time I had one I thought I was given a piece of grape candy. WTF !

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2025 10:52 PM (EYmYM)

My Mom grew a mango tree from a seed. The fruit it had vs store bought was like vine-riped home grown tomatoes vs store bought.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:56 PM (ynpvh)

227 Cocaine? In INXS? Shocked, shocked!
Well maybe not all that shocked.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2025 10:56 PM (gKWVE)

228 In Europe, in the past, there were a lot of little languages everywhere: Venetian was not Italian, Provençal was not French. A lot of local language was subsumed in the effort to have a national language. Today, French is what they speak in Paris, but in the countryside there is still a lot of French that has never been to Paris!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 19, 2025 10:56 PM (ZVgZ4)

229 If any state were to experience an honest budget review, the first two places you look for corruption is the Dept. Of Prisons, the the Dept of Roads.

This message brought to you by the Teacher's Union.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 19, 2025 10:56 PM (a4flb)

230 And tomatoes off the vine are a revelation.
Posted by: eleven

Dark red almost black tomatoes.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 19, 2025 10:57 PM (/lPRQ)

231 217 INXS

Lead Singer Michael Hutchence died in an auto-asphyxiation thing, and the band went away for a while.

When they came back, it was via a great reality TV show to find a new lead singer.

Here's a clip from their search:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksw1LEn4Sok

Yes, the show did really rock that hard.

The guy that won did too much cocaine and they kicked him out of the band, twice.

Posted by: scottst at August 19, 2025 10:54 PM (HrdVP)

I was confusing his death with the Nirvana guy that decided to ride a shotgun.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:57 PM (ynpvh)

232 >>After two nights of shows at the Oxford Raceway we went to Boothbay Harbor and did that. I was happy to sleep in a bed.

Maine does them best although we punch above our weight. Most people call them clam bakes but we always called them lobster bakes cause lobster.

This is kind of a touristy version but this is what we grew up doing. There's corn in their playing a supporting role but cooked like this it is pretty spectacular.

https://tinyurl.com/3b3yemyp

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 10:57 PM (viF8m)

233 Joan Collins looks like she has had a lot of work done to her face. A lot.

At her age, it would be unreasonable to expect her to remember to bring a paper bag, so I'd wear one. Like the Unknown Comic.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2025 10:57 PM (zUe/H)

234 If any state were to experience an honest budget review, the first two places you look for corruption is the Dept. Of Prisons, the the Dept of Roads.

This message brought to you by the Teacher's Union.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure


That's not corruption, it's "administration."

Posted by: the Teacher's Union at August 19, 2025 10:57 PM (DgGvY)

235 Too many cities are fouled by graffiti now. There's none within 50 miles of me, so I try to keep that buffer.

Posted by: Granby's Green Acres at August 19, 2025 10:58 PM (G5+As)

236 217 INXS

Lead Singer Michael Hutchence died in an auto-asphyxiation thing, and the band went away for a while.
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Lucky bastige Hutchence - briefly dated Kylie Minogue.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:58 PM (41CYW)

237 Well, I'm done. Have a good one folks. I'll be radio-silent for a week or two starting in a few days. Doesn't mean I'm pushing up daisies...unless the plane crashes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2025 10:58 PM (ynpvh)

238 Safe travels, jim in Kali.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 10:59 PM (41CYW)

239 Joan Collins was a MILF in the 1980s
Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2025 10:50 PM (gKWVE)

1980s? Don't know about the "M" part, but you do know she was in Batman in a skimpy outfit as the siren and in Star Trek: TOS, right?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 11:00 PM (0eaVi)

240 If any state were to experience an honest budget review, the first two places you look for corruption is the Dept. Of Prisons, the the Dept of Roads.
Posted by: Diogenes

Dept of Education being Ground Zero

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 19, 2025 11:00 PM (/lPRQ)

241 "Corn is best cooked in the microwave in the husk."

The "super sweet" corn is really good right off the stalk. But hot with butter, maybe better, idk. Not exactly keto friendly (except for the butter).

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2025 11:01 PM (vbXSk)

242 I just read the Grand Canyon North Rim is closed for the rest of 2025. No rim to rim trails are open. All the structures burned to the ground. Huge fire I was unaware of in blissful ignorance. Was hoping to do a R to R to R this winter, but not looking good.

Posted by: mot at August 19, 2025 11:02 PM (fIPNY)

243
Too many cities are fouled by graffiti now. There's none within 50 miles of me, so I try to keep that buffer.
Posted by: Granby's Green Acres


Do you ever see trains? Boxcars are covered with it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 11:03 PM (63Dwl)

244 Did not know the Grand Canyon had enough vegetation to burn.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 11:03 PM (fV+MH)

245 If any state were to experience an honest budget review, the first two places you look for corruption is the Dept. Of Prisons, the the Dept of Roads.
Posted by: Diogenes

In Denver? RTD. It's a billion dollar money laundry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 11:03 PM (BI5O2)

246 My Mom grew a mango tree from a seed. The fruit it had vs store bought was like vine-riped home grown tomatoes vs store bought.
Posted by: jim


Did that with cantaloupe on the back fence one year. They were divine. I have never been able to recreate them.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 11:03 PM (X98Jy)

247 I always did wonder about Mrs. Carey. Who was she and what was she doing in the song. She seemed important.

Posted by: Texican ette at August 19, 2025 11:03 PM (SNf74)

248 I went to that Til Tuesday concert, forgot it was in 1986

Posted by: Jerry Saves at August 19, 2025 11:04 PM (ipBY4)

249 trying to find a used subaru...I think 95% of ads on FB marketplace are dudes that post for car dealerships

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 19, 2025 11:04 PM (+I6Y/)

250
He's an AG, she's an AG.
You're an AG, I'm an AG.
Something's cooking,
She's going to booking!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 19, 2025 11:04 PM (Tv15w)

251 Joan Collins looks like she has had a lot of work done to her face. A lot.

At her age, it would be unreasonable to expect her to remember to bring a paper bag, so I'd wear one. Like the Unknown Comic.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2025 10:57 PM (zUe/H)

At 92 I'm guessing Mt Rushmore had less work.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2025 11:04 PM (snZF9)

252 After living in Pa for nearly 2 years I can say I do not like this state at all and it's bizarre ways.
...
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2025 10:39 PM (XV/Pl)
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city-owned grocery stores > state liquor stores > DMV

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 11:05 PM (RIvkX)

253 PPA > PennDOT

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 11:06 PM (RIvkX)

254 trying to find a used subaru...I think 95% of ads on FB marketplace are dudes that post for car dealerships
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 19, 2025 11:04 PM (+I6Y/)

Any les bars near you?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 11:07 PM (0eaVi)

255 After living in Pa for nearly 2 years I can say I do not like this state at all and it's bizarre ways.
...
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Come to Free Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 11:07 PM (X98Jy)

256 I think vine ripened tomatoes can be a revelation. What varieties they have to grow to make a tomato that will make it to a distant grocery shelf unblemished diminishes the flavor. Just like the most colorful rose often has the least scent, there are always compromises. Citrus fruit off your own trees is wonderful, but not so much better than store bought in taste because it’s already packaged in that handy rind for travel. So less compromise, more flavor either way, store bought or fresh picked at home (have to live in the right climate, though!).

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 19, 2025 11:07 PM (ZVgZ4)

257 244 Did not know the Grand Canyon had enough vegetation to burn.
Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 11:03 PM (fV+MH)

-Johnny Carson 1985 I did not know that!

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 19, 2025 11:09 PM (VPPG8)

258 Read that super ager thing.
Bailed as soon as it recommended organic fruits and veggies.
If its part scam its all scam. Can't fool my less than super aged brain.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 19, 2025 11:09 PM (/MW9e)

259 Any les bars near you?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 19, 2025 11:07 PM (0eaVi)

Nope..dont care. Lesbos around here roll Toyotas and Domestics so the meme seems to be dying

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 19, 2025 11:09 PM (+I6Y/)

260 Hogwash. Hogwash, I say!

If that's how it works, I should have been senile at 31.
Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 10:08 PM (DgGvY)
_____________________________

There's a caveat. Pranksters, schemers, skeptics, and purposeful over the top efforts to remain anti-social work just as well. It's all about using the brain. Since there is no instruction manual, using it for the dark side also negates those pesky protein clusters.

Plus, my theory holds more weight. In comparison, how many saints do you know still kicking. Now, how many curmudgeons do you know. Yup, that's right...the curmudgeons hold the floor.

Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2025 11:09 PM (dIske)

261 city-owned grocery stores > state liquor stores > DMV
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 11:05 PM (RIvkX)

Lived in Bucks County for about a year. Worked across the river in Hopewell, NJ. Bought all my beer and wine there. The Giant supermarkets in PA were ok...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 19, 2025 11:10 PM (nbLIj)

262 I think vine ripened tomatoes can be a revelation.


Ice cold homegrown beefsteak tomato with salt.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 11:10 PM (X98Jy)

263 Admiral Ackbar, attention Admiral Ackbar to the short link.
Admiral Ackbar to the short link please.

https://tinyurl.com/3r33rax7

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 11:11 PM (4VUSN)

264 Joan Collins looks like she has had a lot of work done to her face. A lot.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

At 92 I'm guessing Mt Rushmore had less work.
Posted by: Berserker


"One more facelift, and I'll have a goatee." - Joan Rivers

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 11:12 PM (DgGvY)

265 263 Admiral Ackbar, attention Admiral Ackbar to the short link.
Admiral Ackbar to the short link please.

https://tinyurl.com/3r33rax7

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
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The double "meow" is a nice touch.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 11:12 PM (41CYW)

266 in Pennsylvania you have scenery, and the weather sometimes isn't terrible.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2025 11:12 PM (gKWVE)

267

Joan Collins was in Land of the Pharaohs

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048283

She was a bad girl who got it in the end.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 11:12 PM (63Dwl)

268 > Did not know the Grand Canyon had enough vegetation to burn.
Posted by: eleven
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the surrounding forests come right up to the rim of the Canyon, both north and south rim

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 11:13 PM (AOsQT)

269
111 In Buenos Aires this week for a series of concerts with the Tabernacle Choir. Some Choir members insist they saw President Millei at tonight's concert, but those in the know say No.
Posted by: Half Dozen at August 19, 2025 10:16 PM (v2wsZ)

Eat a lot of beef and Empanadas. I want to go there.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 10:24 PM (rbvCR)


We're eating very well -- but from my own experience, Chilean empanadas are better.

Posted by: Half Dozen at August 19, 2025 11:13 PM (v2wsZ)

270 We ate a ton of fresh tomatoes in Sonoma

I avoid them everywhere else.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 11:14 PM (RIvkX)

271 She was a bad girl who got it in the end.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 11:12 PM (63Dwl)

The internet has many such videos.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 19, 2025 11:14 PM (zUe/H)

272 No Orson, there are just more curmudgeons than saints to begin with, as well I should know as a curmudgeon through and through!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 19, 2025 11:16 PM (ZVgZ4)

273 forgot it was in 1986
Posted by: Jerry Saves
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'86 was a good year in doggoland.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 11:16 PM (41CYW)

274 She was a bad girl who got it in the end.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

The internet has many such videos.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


Stuck in a dryer?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 11:16 PM (X98Jy)

275
Ate some maters in Sonoma
Then we went up to Tacoma

King Tut

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 11:16 PM (63Dwl)

276 Tennessee is gorgeous if your entire reason for being is fishing.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 11:16 PM (fV+MH)

277 *Delurks*
hi...
*runs back and hides in the corner*

Posted by: Sugar Plum fairy at August 19, 2025 11:17 PM (G77LY)

278 Okay. Per the request above, delurking to ask a question. Has anyone seen Nefarious?
If you are a believer, that movie comes in hard.

Posted by: CA Token at August 19, 2025 11:17 PM (2+yws)

279 Born to be alive:

https://tinyurl.com/z39xejmu

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 11:18 PM (4VUSN)

280 The Nutcracker, to the white courtesy phone please!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 11:18 PM (RIvkX)

281 Please, Braenyard, say it isn’t real! Lie if you have to!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 19, 2025 11:19 PM (ZVgZ4)

282 Tennessee is gorgeous if your entire reason for being is fishing.
Posted by: eleven


At least MN and WI mix it up with ice fishing for half the year.

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 11:19 PM (DgGvY)

283 "Sugar Plum fairy"

We saw that.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 11:19 PM (fV+MH)

284 Delurking. Its been 25 years, from the days before Little Green Footballs cucked out, that I've been lurking here, every day, and never commented. So now that that's done...

Posted by: Joe Clock at August 19, 2025 11:19 PM (xmSLr)

285 >> She was a bad girl who got it in the end.

Been there, done that.

Posted by: Hope Solo at August 19, 2025 11:20 PM (w6EFb)

286 What's a phedophile?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 19, 2025 11:20 PM (TdCYS)

287 >>>Joan Collins was in Land of the Pharaohs

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048283

She was a bad girl who got it in the end.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
----------------

How she got it goes without saying.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 11:21 PM (4VUSN)

288 Pennsylvania has much going for it. Fracking, coal, hundreds of miles of rails-to-trails type stuff. Keep it out of the hands of loser leftists and the sky's the limit.

Posted by: No Ocean Beach, Though at August 19, 2025 11:21 PM (G5+As)

289 East Tennessee is gorgeous. Middle Tennessee is pretty. West Tennesssee is fine. Except for Memphis, the portal to Hell that the devil punched into the right bank of the Mississippi.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 11:22 PM (BI5O2)

290 Born to be wasted

https://youtu.be/IkvrGYjVHXU

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 11:22 PM (AOsQT)

291 >>*runs back and hides in the corner*

Have you noticed we are morons? We don't bite. Other than garrett.

Don't run away, say whatever you want to say.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 11:23 PM (viF8m)

292 *Delurks*
hi...
*runs back and hides in the corner*
Posted by: Sugar Plum fairy
------------
You can't just sprinkle glitter and run! Thanks for jumping in the comments.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 11:23 PM (41CYW)

293 240 If any state were to experience an honest budget review, the first two places you look for corruption is the Dept. Of Prisons, the the Dept of Roads.
Posted by: Diogenes

Dept of Education being Ground Zero
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Any Department that Deals with the Homeless.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2025 11:23 PM (mT+6a)

294 Buenos Aires?

Bife de lomo and some malbec.

Liquado for dessert.

Is ABC still there? A German restaurant on one of the pedestrian streets, Calle Lavalle (pronounced la-vazh in porteno).

Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2025 11:23 PM (U/Byj)

295 What's a phedophile?
Posted by: Rusty Nail


Sudafed addict.

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 11:23 PM (DgGvY)

296 Among Gen X and Boomers, pessimism is particularly pronounced: just 12% say customer service has improved and 46% believe it has worsened.
-
The only time it improves is twenty minutes into the call when the system finally gives up and connects you to a person, and even then it's iffy.

The gal at USAA who helped me with a site issue starting a CD was pleasant and forthright, and I'm pretty sure American.

The fourth Indian/Pakistani I got to with Comcast was helpful, too.

Posted by: Methos at August 19, 2025 11:24 PM (zLwRl)

297 After living in Pa for nearly 2 years I can say I do not like this state at all and it's bizarre ways.
...
Posted by: Thomas Bender



I grew up there. It's, uh, unique. I could live there again. It's cheaper than NoVA and I got family up there. My sister retired there. PA is usually about 25 years ahead at being behind.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 19, 2025 11:24 PM (sAmhv)

298 I got to star in a video the Tabernacle Choir published last week, in preparation for this trip to Argentina:

https://bit.ly/41M80KF

Posted by: Half Dozen at August 19, 2025 11:24 PM (v2wsZ)

299 284 Delurking. Its been 25 years, from the days before Little Green Footballs cucked out, that I've been lurking here, every day, and never commented. So now that that's done...
Posted by: Joe Clock

Welcome, that's a long time to be mute!

Posted by: Helen Keller at August 19, 2025 11:24 PM (G5+As)

300 >>I just read the Grand Canyon North Rim is closed for the rest of 2025. No rim to rim trails are open. All the structures burned to the ground. Huge fire I was unaware of in blissful ignorance.


Damn...the FS Cabin at Toroweep, too?

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2025 11:24 PM (Z1dZR)

301 278 Okay. Per the request above, delurking to ask a question. Has anyone seen Nefarious?
If you are a believer, that movie comes in hard.
Posted by: CA Token
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Did not see that one. Know what you're getting at - Stigmata and Angel Heart gave me the heebeejeebees. Thanks for delurkin!

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 11:25 PM (41CYW)

302 Hey De Lurking GFYS and get in line.
BTW WELCOME to AoSP HQ
Now get busy posting funny shit'
Probation Period Ends in 3 day grace period unles you are funny.
=AoSP funny police
- Sgt. Livin in a Van Foley

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 19, 2025 11:25 PM (VPPG8)

303 284 Delurking. Its been 25 years, from the days before Little Green Footballs cucked out, that I've been lurking here, every day, and never commented. So now that that's done...
Posted by: Joe Clock

Bout time!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2025 11:26 PM (mT+6a)

304 "East Tennessee is gorgeous. Middle Tennessee is pretty. West Tennesssee is fine. Except for Memphis, the portal to Hell that the devil punched into the right bank of the Mississippi.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice"

Correct. The bleakest experience of my road trip life was going through Memphis to Little Rock in November.

Grey cold windy bleak flat. I was expecting to see the towers of Mordor peaking over the horizon.

A Nazgul or two.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 11:26 PM (fV+MH)

305 Been watching a Mike Benz episode from 2 weeks ago, that I apparently missed:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=dfvOBcYLTto

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2025 11:27 PM (Z1dZR)

306 284 Delurking. Its been 25 years, from the days before Little Green Footballs cucked out, that I've been lurking here, every day, and never commented. So now that that's done...
Posted by: Joe Clock
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That's a long time! Welcome. 2 Club restroom tokens for you for Saturday night Club. LGF - forgotten about that place.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 11:27 PM (41CYW)

307 Delurking. Its been 25 years, ...
===

Talk about blueballs

Now dance for us!

*throws china platter*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 11:27 PM (RIvkX)

308 Just looked on Yelp, seems that ABC is still there. I was there in 1985.

Back then, though they were fairly old, there were still some of the Graf Spee crewmen as waiters. The guy we had definitely had a very thick German accent.

According to a Yelp entry, Mengele used to dine there when he visited from his secret life in Paraguay. Pretty wild.

Kicked myself forever for not doing a story on it after. Wasn't widely known at the time, when I checked around (the Graf Spee crew part). And I was doing some articles during my travels in that period. And the locals who brought me there were aviation journalists.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2025 11:28 PM (U/Byj)

309

Europe To Spend $100BN It Doesn't Have, To Buy Weapons America Doesn't Have, To Arm Soldiers Ukraine Now Lacks

https://t.ly/ibZHe

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 11:29 PM (63Dwl)

310 Delurking. Its been 25 years, from the days before Little Green Footballs cucked out, that I've been lurking here, every day, and never commented. So now that that's done...
Posted by: Joe Clock
-----

Welcome, that's a long time to be mute!
Posted by: Helen Keller at August 19, 2025 11:24 PM (G5+As)


See? Joe Clock got better.

It's a MIR-acle!

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2025 11:29 PM (gKDq2)

311 288 Pennsylvania has much going for it. Fracking, coal, hundreds of miles of rails-to-trails type stuff. Keep it out of the hands of loser leftists and the sky's the limit.
Posted by: No Ocean Beach, Though at August 19, 2025 11:21 PM (G5+As

New Hope has a working steam train that runs through a short loop. Loved visiting on the weekends. I remember the screeching of the locals when Starbucks tried to move in there. Wonder how that turned out...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 19, 2025 11:29 PM (nbLIj)

312 Grew yellow boy tomatoes this year. Really good, especially on toast with bacon.
The yellow bit is weird tho.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 19, 2025 11:29 PM (/MW9e)

313
Moderns society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 11:31 PM (rbvCR)

314 Gutfeld showed the whole "Do you know who I am?" Karen arrest video.

It is *chef's kiss*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 11:31 PM (RIvkX)

315

It's as if you were 25 light years away and we just received your message.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 11:31 PM (63Dwl)

316 Kellogs Breakfast Gold is my favorite Tomato to grow.

They are tough to grow up here, but in the middle and southern tiers of the country they do great.

Amazing taste. Huge fruit.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2025 11:32 PM (Z1dZR)

317 Fun fact: members of The Fixx played guitar and sang background vocals on Tina Turner’s “Better Be Good To Me”.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 19, 2025 11:33 PM (QZThv)

318 Various cherry/grape tomatoes produced good crop this year. As usual, some kind of weird malady affected the plants (probably a fungus, I slacked on applying the copper spray regularly). Every year it's different. No cut worms this time. Aggressive early use of Sevin seemed to nuke them.

I was a lazy farmer this time. Usually plant 2-3 more plants mid-summer for a fall harvest. Also very bad basil year, usually grow a lot and make lots of pesto that I freeze. Still making basil lemonade though, amazing. And hoping the mizuna does better in the larger pots (vs. first crop in spring).

Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2025 11:33 PM (U/Byj)

319 I don't like tomatoes. But I like pizza sauce and spaghetti sauce.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 11:33 PM (63Dwl)

320 @EricLDaugh
·
2h
🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk is now considering joining forces with JD VANCE instead of going all-in on a 3rd party, per WSJ.

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 11:33 PM (AOsQT)

321 We grow artichokes here in the back yard. They basically grow themselves. Huge and so tasty.

Posted by: CA Token at August 19, 2025 11:34 PM (2+yws)

322 319 I don't like tomatoes. But I like pizza sauce and spaghetti sauce.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
-------------
This.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 11:34 PM (41CYW)

323 I have tried for three years to grow tomatoes on a trellis, and failed. I am going back to cages.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 11:34 PM (rbvCR)

324 >> most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves

That made me laugh out loud. Too loud.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 19, 2025 11:35 PM (w6EFb)

325 Have only done cherry/grape type tomatoes for years. Medium and large take so long, and seem to guarantee an attack by the adversary in any given year: rats. birds, worms. Haven't had any problem with any of those things for years now.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2025 11:36 PM (U/Byj)

326 Joan Collins? Was like a neighborhood chick. Pfffttt.
Her and that dirty blonde chick that everybody fucked that rose to 'fame'. lmao Shirley Mac Laine
Hows dat workin for ya! .

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 19, 2025 11:36 PM (VPPG8)

327 Well, I am becoming real sleepy. Going to get an early one. Didn't work on the Suburban today because the motor mounts I ordered from NAPA were lost in shipping and did not arrive as promised. Supposedly arrive tomorrow.

Night, Horde. Thanks for the ONT, scampydog.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2025 11:36 PM (2nGGW)

328 Have had good luck with some Japanese varieties a local nursery carries. They have more different kinds each year. Seem very well suited to this place.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 19, 2025 11:37 PM (U/Byj)

329 I wonder, for the brain thing:

1) did they confirm no-one pulled a hoax?
2) maybe all the damage (after you control for booze, drugs, smoking, etc) is because society forces people to act extraverted when they're not? Maybe an introvert who's allowed to act like an introvert without people nagging them to get out and meet people, would have similar results?

Posted by: RandomDave at August 19, 2025 11:37 PM (aJQbY)

330 G'night, AOP.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 11:38 PM (41CYW)

331 >>Moderns society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves

Another reason I love where I live. There are very few foods that we don't grow here naturally. You can raise cows and pigs and other land based proteins pretty much everywhere. Same with vegetables and lots of fruits. Kind of hard to grow seafood in Kansas.

And you aren't growing maple syrup for your French toast in Des Moines.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 11:38 PM (viF8m)

332 Plant jars of Marinara sauce.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2025 11:38 PM (1PzqV)

333 Moderns society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2025 11:31 PM (rbvCR

They've never fished a single mallow out of a marsh. Sad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 11:40 PM (BI5O2)

334 I feel like I have murdered dozens of pop-tarts especially Cherry Frosted

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2025 11:40 PM (RIvkX)

335 Chamomile Tea is a good treatment for a lot of mold / fungus / blights.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2025 11:41 PM (Z1dZR)

336 There is only one Pop Tart worth Hunting: Frosted Brown Sugar.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2025 11:43 PM (Z1dZR)

337 They've never fished a single mallow out of a marsh. Sad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 11:40 PM (BI5O2)

Mallow gigging. Lost art, that...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 19, 2025 11:43 PM (nbLIj)

338 336 There is only one Pop Tart worth Hunting: Frosted Brown Sugar.
Posted by: garrett
-----------
Fistbump. Thankfully they're in season year round.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 11:43 PM (41CYW)

339 "Sugar Plum fairy"

Hey, babe. Are you here to take a walk on the wild side?

Posted by: Lou Reed at August 19, 2025 11:44 PM (09N0i)

340 Moderns society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
Posted by: Kindltot

They've never fished a single mallow out of a marsh. Sad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


You grow them from seeds, silly.

https://is.gd/qJsqYS

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 11:45 PM (DgGvY)

341 Really slow loads all day. What happened?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2025 11:45 PM (1PzqV)

342 John Dillinger bit a pop tart into the shape of a gun and escaped from jail.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2025 11:45 PM (63Dwl)

343 323 I have tried for three years to grow tomatoes on a trellis, and failed. I am going back to cages.
Posted by: Kindltot
------------

Grew those upside down tomatoes as advertised on TV. meh.
Easy to water though.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 11:47 PM (4VUSN)

344 >> Really slow loads all day. What happened?

Well, everybody has an off day every now and then.

Posted by: Peter North at August 19, 2025 11:47 PM (w6EFb)

345 The mallows in my day were the size of watermelons. And so sweet they'd rot your arms off by the time you got 'em to your mouth. You had to regrow your arms if you wanted another one. Those were the good ol' days.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 11:47 PM (BI5O2)

346 There was a time when pop tarts roamed free in the American West

by the millions

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 11:47 PM (AOsQT)

347 I don't know if this has already been shared, but it's too good to miss.

We did have some peaceful protests here in Anchorage when Trump and Putin were in town (protests here are always peaceful, mainly because everyone is armed to the teeth -- we don't play that burn, loot, murder shit here). The worst thing was that some dipshit vandalized a gate sign at Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson.

He's been caught and jailed. Photo here:

https://tinyurl.com/havt3b2v

Doesn't look at all like the type, amiright?

LOL!

In another article, the Anchorage Daily News (which has long been called, UNaffectionately, the Daily Worker) claimed there was a massive anti-Trump rally. And yet, somehow, when I passed one of the protest locations there were easily 5x as many Trump supporters than communists. Weird, huh?

Trump carried this state by nearly 15 points. I leave it as an exercise to the reader to decide which version is more likely to be accurate.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2025 11:48 PM (qpyNK)

348 Toaster Strudels are the Jennifer Connelly of Pop-Tarts.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 11:48 PM (fV+MH)

349 >> There was a time when pop tarts roamed free in the American West

I think they went extinct during the Younger Dryas event, along with the giant beavers.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 19, 2025 11:48 PM (w6EFb)

350 to my knowledge there has never been a raspberry pop tart

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 11:48 PM (AOsQT)

351 "There was a time when pop tarts roamed free in the American West

by the millions
Posted by: Don Black"

And then the stoned White Man came.

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 11:49 PM (fV+MH)

352 >>Toaster Strudels are the Jennifer Connelly of Pop-Tarts.


The icing packets are too small and too few.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2025 11:49 PM (Z1dZR)

353 Got a 404 on your link, Rodrigo.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 11:50 PM (41CYW)

354 , say whatever you want to say.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 11:23 PM (viF8m)

I usually have nothing left to say by the time it gets to this point in the night.
I like the Pueblo revival style architecture.
Want to go down a rabbit hole? Start researching classical proportions in architecture.
Fascinating stuff. All based on columns, proportions of human body, fibbonachi spirals... you can get lost there.

Posted by: Sugar Plum fairy at August 19, 2025 11:51 PM (G77LY)

355 So I grab First, then wander off, watching videos and stuff, finally come back, plow through three hundred comments, just in time to say g'nite.

Thanks for jumping in the comments.
Posted by: scampydog


Jumping in the comments is allowed, but not with sharp objects, nor on the furniture. MisHumEmeritus rules applied.

It was a good ONT tonight. No knife fights.

Donovan: as good as a slice of cheese.
https://youtu.be/F2i3f9W2IHI

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - occasionally at August 19, 2025 11:51 PM (xXY7/)

356 Moderns society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
Posted by: Kindltot

They've never fished a single mallow out of a marsh. Sad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


They've never collected wild corn dogs at the edges of ponds.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 11:51 PM (X98Jy)

357 to my knowledge there has never been a raspberry pop tart
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 11:48 PM (AOsQT)

Not since the white men shot them all from trains.

*pan to shot of single, greasy tear sliding down an Indian's cheek"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2025 11:52 PM (BI5O2)

358 353 Got a 404 on your link, Rodrigo.
Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 11:50 PM (41CYW)

Sorry, try this one.

https://tinyurl.com/533z5kph

Seriously, you could call central casting and ask for a zero t communist boi and not get a closer match than that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2025 11:52 PM (qpyNK)

359 >>you can get lost there.

See? You have lots to say.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2025 11:53 PM (viF8m)

360 Really slow loads all day. What happened?



Been that way since Sunday.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 11:53 PM (X98Jy)

361 Akin to the "hot dog is a sandwich" thing, do pizza rolls count as pop tarts and/or hot pockets?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2025 11:54 PM (qpyNK)

362 Pop tarts. I liked 'em as a kid. Not sure why, now. Who thought making jerky out of pie would be a good idea?

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 11:55 PM (DgGvY)

363 to my knowledge there has never been a raspberry pop tart

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 11:48 PM (AOsQT)
-

There are.

In Area 51.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2025 11:55 PM (iJP33)

364 Hotttt Pocketttttts

Posted by: eleven at August 19, 2025 11:55 PM (fV+MH)

365 OK the blog is definitely acting up
I clicked refresh, and everything disappeared

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 11:55 PM (AOsQT)

366 Akin to the "hot dog is a sandwich" thing, do pizza rolls count as pop tarts and/or hot pockets?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia



Pop one in your mouth straight out of the oven.

Hot pocket.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 19, 2025 11:55 PM (X98Jy)

367 https://tinyurl.com/533z5kph

Seriously, you could call central casting and ask for a zero t communist boi and not get a closer match than that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
-----------
Worse than I expected - which is a high/low bar. Wow. Checks the boxes.

Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 11:55 PM (41CYW)

368 Cute Indian girl:

"Partially defatted chicken fatty tissue... you call it 'nuggets'"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2025 11:55 PM (qpyNK)

369 Not to mention all the Naugas that were slaughtered for their hydes.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 19, 2025 11:55 PM (09N0i)

370 I was watchin HBO Rome all weekend. Must have not noticed it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 19, 2025 11:56 PM (4eutJ)

371 Just peeking in

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2025 11:57 PM (+qU29)

372 Saw Anchorage and thought it was tcn in AK. Man she's salty tonight. Glad to see it was Rodrigo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 19, 2025 11:57 PM (4VUSN)

373 > Checks the boxes.
Posted by: scampydog at August 19, 2025 11:55 PM (41CYW)

Yeah, they're going to love him in gen pop.

He's in the local hoosegow at the moment, but I'm betting he'll catch federal charges for this.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2025 11:57 PM (qpyNK)

374 Seriously, you could call central casting and ask for a zero t communist boi and not get a closer match than that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I can smell the patchouli from here.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2025 11:57 PM (f9bGF)

375 Akin to the "hot dog is a sandwich" thing, do pizza rolls count as pop tarts and/or hot pockets?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


They're all calzones, of course.

Unless it's an open-ended pizza roll; those are sushi.

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 11:58 PM (DgGvY)

376 There was a time when pop tarts roamed free in the American West

by the millions
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 11:47 PM (AOsQT)

They still roam by the millions in my gut. I'm a conservationist.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 19, 2025 11:58 PM (BI5O2)

377
OK gotta go, big day tomorrow
new chair for living room arrives
new coffee equipment arrives
beans from Sumatra are in
it's gonna be mental

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 11:59 PM (AOsQT)

378 Seriously, you could call central casting and ask for a zero t communist boi and not get a closer match than that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I can smell the patchouli from here.
Posted by: nurse ratched


If ever a picture sounded like a Bob Dylan impersonator, that is the picture.

Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 11:59 PM (DgGvY)

379 >>new coffee equipment arrives


What did you get?

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:00 AM (Z1dZR)

380
Not to mention all the Naugas that were slaughtered for their hydes.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy


They call me MISTER HYDE!

Posted by: Nog Hyde at August 20, 2025 12:01 AM (63Dwl)

381 >What did you get?

Posted by: garrett
---
manual burr grinder and a French press
going to up my coffee game
spared no expense
Black out

Posted by: Don Black at August 20, 2025 12:02 AM (AOsQT)

382 > 378 Seriously, you could call central casting and ask for a zero t communist boi and not get a closer match than that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I can smell the patchouli from here.
Posted by: nurse ratched

If ever a picture sounded like a Bob Dylan impersonator, that is the picture.
Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2025 11:59 PM (DgGvY)

The Ukraine flag in the foreground is the icing on the cake.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2025 12:02 AM (qpyNK)

383 new coffee equipment arrives
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That happened here today. Green Keurig replaced the black Keurig. Asked junior (who is moving out in two weeks) what happened. He said, "I traded with mom." Kid is fleecing her.

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 12:03 AM (41CYW)

384 Seriously, you could call central casting and ask for a zero t communist boi and not get a closer match than that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 19, 2025 11:52 PM (qpyNK)

Yeah, it's almost like someone at Elmendorf said "ok, secret government version of ChatGPT: make me a protester to arrest."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2025 12:04 AM (BI5O2)

385 >>manual burr grinder and a French press
going to up my coffee game


Awesome.

When you run out of Sumatran Beans, checkout Tony's Coffee out of Bellingham, WA.
Really good Roaster. I highly endorse their coffee.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:05 AM (Z1dZR)

386 Nearly 70. Never ate a Pop Tart. Never got a dinner.

Posted by: Aaron Chwatt Fan at August 20, 2025 12:07 AM (G5+As)

387 .
I tried delurking; but, butt, the comments were closed and I got banned.

Posted by: Marooned at August 20, 2025 12:07 AM (kt8QE)

388 Coffee is for closers.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 12:07 AM (fV+MH)

389
Winner, winner, pop tart dinner!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2025 12:07 AM (w6EFb)

390 TV Dinner?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2025 12:07 AM (4eutJ)

391 Article says Protest Boi was on probation for some other minor stuff and had a warrant for a driving offense. I suspect he just earned himself some jail time on this go around.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 20, 2025 12:08 AM (09N0i)

392 Eject, eject

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna

Looks like Zelenskyy had a bail out plan using American Dollars:

He is transferring over $50 million to the UAE every month.

Turkish newspaper Aydinlik published on Monday the bank accounts of companies based in the UAE involved in the corruption scheme of Volodymyr Zelensky’s cronies, about $50 million is transferred to the Middle Eastern country every month.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2025 12:09 AM (4VUSN)

393 Big Feminist Picnic broke up here today. Nobody would make sammiches.

Posted by: Numbers Too Big To Ignore at August 20, 2025 12:10 AM (G5+As)

394 I see a "fuck this shit" in a certain someone's future

Posted by: sofasaver at August 20, 2025 12:10 AM (us2H3)

395 According to GoDaddy's survey of 1,500 U.S. consumers, only 20% of respondents say customer service has improved recently

Everywhere you call now:
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If your call is in reference to an emergency please call 911. Please press 1 for English, 2 for Spanish...[followed by vague call tree that goes nowhere].

Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and your call will be answered in the order that it was made. Due to unexpected call volumes wait times may be longer. Please enter your member number now.
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Note, wait times are ALWAYS longer then expected. Also, if you enter your member number when you finally reach a human being they will ask you for your member number.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2025 12:10 AM (t0Rmr)

396 Great musical choices again scampydog! Loved the Cult back in the 90s. Still do. Saw them twice, once on the Sonic Temple tour (great show) and then on the following tour (not so great - Ian’s voice was shot.) Their best album was Electric, imo. Also saw the Fixx at a little club in Charlotte - Cy Curnin was playing a beautiful blue hollow body Rick!

Posted by: NCDave at August 20, 2025 12:10 AM (mAiNO)

397 Don Black, beans *from* Sumatra, not just a variety? Any noticeable tariff effect?

In cigars Sumatra leaf is very popular, but most of it is grown in the New World (Ecuador mostly), so it's technically "Sumatra seed" leaf.

Manual burr grinder? Sounds interesting. Probably will need a burr grinder if I get a good espresso machine.

For French press, a pretty coarse grind is called for, right? Can a burr grinder do a coarse grind (obviously haven't read into grinders)?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2025 12:11 AM (U/Byj)

398 Those stone streets are too narrow for cars.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2025 12:12 AM (4eutJ)

399 >>Really good Roaster. I highly endorse their coffee.

And you eat Pop Tarts.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2025 12:13 AM (viF8m)

400 In another article, the Anchorage Daily News (which has long been called, UNaffectionately, the Daily Worker) claimed there was a massive anti-Trump rally. And yet, somehow, when I passed one of the protest locations there were easily 5x as many Trump supporters than communists. Weird, huh?

My town had a No Kangz rally a while back. The FNM claimed it was a huge success. It was a beautiful spring day and in all the pictures I could find there were maybe 20 No Kangz people and about twice as many in MAGA/USA gear. I live in a blue area...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2025 12:13 AM (t0Rmr)

401 >>For French press, a pretty coarse grind is called for, right? Can a burr grinder do a coarse grind (obviously haven't read into grinders)?


Yessir, they can be set to any grind level.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:14 AM (Z1dZR)

402 A lot of the lower end coffees are using fillers and synthetic coffee flavor now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 20, 2025 12:14 AM (4eutJ)

403 Luna is a crackpot and/or con-artist.

But I have no doubt Zelensky's skimmed many millions, for his part.

She's probably just jealous, if anything.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2025 12:14 AM (BI5O2)

404 I actually just picked up a really clean Original Press of The Cult's 'Love' last week.

Been looking for a clean one for a few years.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:15 AM (Z1dZR)

405 >>And you eat Pop Tarts.

I think it has been at least 4-5 years since I had a Pop Tart.

But, I'd never eat one that wasn't Frosted Brown Sugar.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:16 AM (Z1dZR)

406

The semi-truck driver, who allegedly killed three Americans while making an illegal U-turn in Florida, failed an English language proficiency test and also failed to accurately identify highway traffic signs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2025 12:16 AM (63Dwl)

407 If any state were to experience an honest budget review, the first two places you look for corruption is the Dept. Of Prisons, the the Dept of Roads.

First rule of government work...don't kill the job.

In my town the government has been working on adding a lane to a stretch of road for 10 years now. Starting about 3 years ago some lunatic corp decided to build a luxury apartment complex next to the road. It took them about 2 years.

But in the private sector if you don't do the work on time you don't get paid...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2025 12:17 AM (t0Rmr)

408 Luna does seem appropriately named. Easy on the eyes, at least (maybe less than a few years back, but still).

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2025 12:17 AM (U/Byj)

409 Pop Tarts are the most overrated snack food ever.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:17 AM (XQS41)

410 409 Pop Tarts are the most overrated snack food ever.
Posted by: Common Tater
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Blasphemy.

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 12:19 AM (41CYW)

411 Luna is a crackpot and/or con-artist.


TBH I think its just because people, both us and lefties, expect right leaning pols to always have 100% factual evidence before they make a claim.

MTG and Luna going off on things like this would be unremarkable where they lefties.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2025 12:19 AM (t0Rmr)

412 396 Great musical choices again scampydog! Loved the Cult back in the 90s. Still do. Saw them twice, once on the Sonic Temple tour (great show) and then on the following tour (not so great - Ian’s voice was shot.) Their best album was Electric, imo. Also saw the Fixx at a little club in Charlotte - Cy Curnin was playing a beautiful blue hollow body Rick!
Posted by: NCDave
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Sounds like a helluva lot of fun, NCDave. Live shows are the best.

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 12:21 AM (41CYW)

413 410 409 Pop Tarts are the most overrated snack food ever.
Posted by: Common Tater
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Blasphemy.
Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 12:19 AM (41CYW)

They have been extraordinarily debased since the trans fat thing. I tried one a few years ago, and found it dry and flavorless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:22 AM (bss/y)

414 If you have to like other people to age well, for the most part, then, I'd rather die young.

Posted by: Ib1netmon at August 20, 2025 12:22 AM (vTTFR)

415 In my town the government has been working on adding a lane to a stretch of road for 10 years now. Starting about 3 years ago some lunatic corp decided to build a luxury apartment complex next to the road. It took them about 2 years.

But in the private sector if you don't do the work on time you don't get paid...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2025 12:17 AM (t0Rmr)

CalTrans... Highway 99 through Calif Central Valley... been widening the highway to 3 lanes on each side since Obama's Shovel Ready bill... STILL not anywhere near done, partly because High Spending Rail can't decide on the finalized route...

Note, some Democrat districts, the highway has been repaved 3 times... while others... the worked on for 2 YEARS (at the time it was the deadliest stretch of Highway in the US) and it is STILL not done.

CalTrans... perpetual job program.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 12:22 AM (mP0Kj)

416 The semi-truck driver, who allegedly killed three Americans while making an illegal U-turn in Florida, failed an English language proficiency test and also failed to accurately identify highway traffic signs.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2025 12:16 AM (63Dwl)

Allegedly? They should allegedly pound a grenade in his ass with a 10 pound sledge and end his fucking 3rd world driving habits.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2025 12:22 AM (snZF9)

417 Pop-Tarts were introduced in 1964.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:23 AM (rj6Yv)

418 I bought a can of the absolute cheapest coffee at WalMart once. Once. I like good coffee, but keep the cheap stuff around too. It was pure crap, with a layer of burlap flavor. I couldn’t choke it down. That’s bad. The story I read somewhere, futures traders have warehouses, probably in New Jersey somewhere and maintain huge bags of coffee on hand for possible delivery to satisfy futures trading. This doesn’t happen very often, and can sit around for years, decades even. But sometimes it gets sold. Blech

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:23 AM (XQS41)

419 414 If you have to like other people to age well, for the most part, then, I'd rather die young.
Posted by: Ib1netmon at August 20, 2025 12:22 AM (vTTFR)

Yeah, if'n I have to be sociable to keep my brain going...

I'm in serious trouble.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 12:23 AM (mP0Kj)

420 Oh, btw:

Maritime Horrors was the Naval disasters channel (plus, the guy did three sci-fi ships Alien, Dead Space and Halo.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:24 AM (bss/y)

421 2h
🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk is now considering joining forces with JD VANCE instead of going all-in on a 3rd party, per WSJ.
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2025 11:33 PM (AOsQT

I’m not surprised at all. Elon understands tech, but he’s a complete autist when it comes to people. He’s cooled off and realizes his 3rd party idea was stupid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2025 12:24 AM (PfGa7)

422 MTG and Luna going off on things like this would be unremarkable where they lefties.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2025 12:19 AM (t0Rmr)

It's totally unremarkable. They're just new politicians trying to seek out a new scam that will work on younger voters.

For Luna, it's going on Rogan and saying "i have secret evidence of aliens but I can't show you" or going on X and saying " I have evidence of Uke money laundering but I can't show you."

Her shtick is pretty transparent.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2025 12:24 AM (BI5O2)

423 >>But, I'd never eat one that wasn't Frosted Brown Sugar.

Of course. Those are the ones raised on grass in a free range environment.

I remember when the roamed free on the plains of Connecticut aside the tatonka or as you white people called them buffalo.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2025 12:24 AM (viF8m)

424 They have been extraordinarily debased since the trans fat thing. I tried one a few years ago, and found it dry and flavorless.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Fair. It's been a few years since I've eaten them. Used to break off and eat all the edges and sides, first - as you mentioned, dry. Save the middle for the end. After microwaving - to soften 'em up.

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 12:25 AM (41CYW)

425 The semi-truck driver, who allegedly killed three Americans while making an illegal U-turn in Florida, failed an English language proficiency test and also failed to accurately identify highway traffic signs.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Also the guy who crashed a 6 Ton load limit bridge in Arkansas by driving a semi over it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2025 12:25 AM (X98Jy)

426 Fascinating Horror was the more shore bound disaster channel I just found.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:26 AM (bss/y)

427 Pop-Tarts were introduced in 1964.
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It sure tasted like it.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:27 AM (XQS41)

428 Fair. It's been a few years since I've eaten them. Used to break off and eat all the edges and sides, first - as you mentioned, dry. Save the middle for the end. After microwaving - to soften 'em up.
Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 12:25 AM (41CYW)

Me too. The edges are not really edible on their own any more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:27 AM (bss/y)

429 Spaghetti-Os

*mike drop*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2025 12:27 AM (JkO4W)

430 They have been extraordinarily debased since the trans fat thing. I tried one a few years ago, and found it dry and flavorless.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


That's why they were good when I was a kid, but they're mummified pie jerky now?

Figures.

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2025 12:28 AM (DgGvY)

431 *mike drop*
Posted by: Cicero


* gets back up *

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2025 12:28 AM (DgGvY)

432
Good evening, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 20, 2025 12:28 AM (ny95y)

433 Pop-Tarts were introduced in 1964.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:23 AM (rj6Yv)


Those are right up there with the light bulb.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2025 12:28 AM (snZF9)

434 Also the guy who crashed a 6 Ton load limit bridge in Arkansas by driving a semi over it.
Posted by: rickb223
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Have you heard about the 30,000lbs of bananas?

Posted by: Harry Chapin at August 20, 2025 12:29 AM (41CYW)

435 There was a lot of crap food on store shelves in the 60s and 70s.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:29 AM (rj6Yv)

436 412: Sounds like a helluva lot of fun, NCDave. Live shows are the best.

Oh, it was. Explains my less than perfect hearing now!

Posted by: NCDave at August 20, 2025 12:29 AM (mAiNO)

437 Luna also like to say she doesn't plan to remain in office for long, so she's unafraid to Find The Real Answers.

She'll be running on Real Answer Finding in 2060.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2025 12:30 AM (BI5O2)

438 I remember when the roamed free on the plains of Connecticut aside the tatonka or as you white people called them buffalo.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2025 12:24 AM (viF8m)

Tribalist bastard!!!!


in the Lakota language, buffalo is referred to as "tȟatȟáŋka", while in the Cheyenne language, it is called "vóóhko".
1
Additionally, the Blackfoot language has specific terms for buffalo, such as "iinii" for the male and "tarha" for the female.
1
The Navajo language uses "ayani" for buffalo, and the Cherokee language has its own term, "yansi".
2

These terms not only identify the animal but also carry deep cultural and spiritual meanings within the communities that use them

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 12:30 AM (mP0Kj)

439 Those are right up there with the light bulb.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2025 12:28 AM (snZF9)

And Tang and Space Sticks.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:30 AM (rj6Yv)

440 >>Maritime Horrors was the Naval disasters channel


There was a Law Streamer who lived in Korea who used to do Maritime Mondays on YouTube.
Legal Vices. Sadly, he died earlier this year.
But he did great Maritime Streams that should all be archived.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:30 AM (Z1dZR)

441 They have a lot of new flavors looking at the website. I bet they are all ass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:31 AM (bss/y)

442 I saw earlier today that courtesy of Bill Gates, we're all going to be eating charcoal briquettes and they'll taste just like butter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2025 12:31 AM (JkO4W)

443 436 412: Sounds like a helluva lot of fun, NCDave. Live shows are the best.

Oh, it was. Explains my less than perfect hearing now!
Posted by: NCDave at August 20, 2025 12:29 AM (mAiNO)

What?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 12:31 AM (mP0Kj)

444 Speaking of Pop Tarts, what happened to the Frosted Grape ones?! They were my favorite as a yute.

Posted by: NCDave at August 20, 2025 12:31 AM (mAiNO)

445 Remember those apple pies, cherry pies in the waxed paper? Dolley Madison maybe? I kind of liked those. Kind of. Little Debbie Nutty bars were good too.

I agree America is fooked, even our junk food sucks now. Sad.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:32 AM (XQS41)

446 >>These terms not only identify the animal but also carry deep cultural and spiritual meanings within the communities that use them

My people used all parts of the Pop Tart.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2025 12:32 AM (viF8m)

447 If you want good Pop Tarts you have go out and catch the free range ones,like in the olden days. The farm raised ones are an abomination.

Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2025 12:32 AM (PTDkx)

448 I agree America is fooked, even our junk food sucks now. Sad.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:32 AM (XQS41)

Hostess Fruit Pies.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:33 AM (rj6Yv)

449 Spaghetti-Os

*mike drop*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2025 12:27 AM (JkO4W)

I don't think I had those in 40-50 years. I don't even remember what they tasted like.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2025 12:33 AM (snZF9)

450 Sno-Balls never tasted good, so they get points for consistency.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2025 12:33 AM (JkO4W)

451 There was a Law Streamer who lived in Korea who used to do Maritime Mondays on YouTube.
Legal Vices. Sadly, he died earlier this year.
But he did great Maritime Streams that should all be archived.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:30 AM (Z1dZR)

Wait, I thought the guy in Korea was Legal Mindset?

It is hard to keep the lawtubers straight.

There was the guy with the mustache and the hat.

There was the annoying fat fuck with the hat. Who was a piece of shit who tried to argue all the J6 guys had it coming.

There was the new yawker guy with the baseball cap who was new when Rekita was at his peak. (Good Lawgic?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:33 AM (bss/y)

452 When I was a kid, a Hostess fruit pie (apple and cherry were my favorite) was a special school lunch treat.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:34 AM (rj6Yv)

453 448 I agree America is fooked, even our junk food sucks now. Sad.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:32 AM (XQS41)

Hostess Fruit Pies.
Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:33 AM (rj6Yv)

LOL.... lived on those for lunch when I was a Senior in High School... in 1977...

Needed the sugar rush for track practice later...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 12:34 AM (mP0Kj)

454 Also, we'll be eating crickets and they'll taste just like a Porterhouse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2025 12:34 AM (JkO4W)

455
I hate to see what RFKJr thinks of Pop Tarts...

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2025 12:34 AM (w6EFb)

456 429 Spaghetti-Os

*mike drop*
Posted by: Cicero


Ravioli-o’s

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2025 12:35 AM (mT+6a)

457 >>There was the guy with the mustache and the hat.


That was Jeff from Legal Vices. Also, in Korea.
Like Legal Mindset. That's where I first saw him, actually.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:35 AM (Z1dZR)

458 445 Remember those apple pies, cherry pies in the waxed paper? Dolley Madison maybe? I kind of liked those. Kind of. Little Debbie Nutty bars were good too.

I agree America is fooked, even our junk food sucks now. Sad.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:32 AM (XQS41)

Oh. The fried apple pies that had like 700 calories. Mmmmmm.

I think they still have them and they taste good. They made the trans fat transition better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:35 AM (bss/y)

459 :27 AM (JkO4W)

I don't think I had those in 40-50 years. I don't even remember what they tasted like.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2025 12:33 AM (snZ

Like a less sweet version of ketchup, mixed with overcooked dumplings, if that rings a bell.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2025 12:35 AM (BI5O2)

460 >>When I was a kid, a Hostess fruit pie (apple and cherry were my favorite) was a special school lunch treat.


Afterschool, Yoo-Hoo and a Chocodile.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:36 AM (Z1dZR)

461 450 Sno-Balls never tasted good, so they get points for consistency.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2025 12:33 AM (JkO4W)

Come on... everyone knows the ULTIMATE sugar rush treat????

Pixie Sticks... yes.... pure sugar packed into a straw...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 12:36 AM (mP0Kj)

462 Sno-Balls never tasted good, so they get points for consistency.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2025 12:33 AM (JkO4W)

The ultimate hyper-processed "food" in the world.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:36 AM (rj6Yv)

463 in the Lakota language, buffalo is referred to as "tȟatȟáŋka", while in the Cheyenne language, it is called "vóóhko".


Tatanka.
Posted by: Kevin Costner

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2025 12:36 AM (X98Jy)

464 429 Spaghetti-Os

*mike drop*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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Tomato paste and floaties in a broth of sadness? Wait...this is sounding like Kaboom.

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 12:36 AM (41CYW)

465 That was Jeff from Legal Vices. Also, in Korea.
Like Legal Mindset. That's where I first saw him, actually.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:35 AM (Z1dZR)

Oh damn, he died? Liked that guy. He did a couple group streams which were hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:37 AM (bss/y)

466 The other afterschool snack was Elio's Toaster Oven Pizza.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:37 AM (Z1dZR)

467 80's pop and rock kinda sucked 40 year old cock. Like yuppies with their pastels and popped collars.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 20, 2025 12:37 AM (/vPt3)

468 Chef Boyardee ravioli is dog food, but for people. I loved that stuff when I was a teenager. Beef or cheese, hot or cold.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2025 12:37 AM (BI5O2)

469 Afterschool, Yoo-Hoo and a Chocodile.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:36 AM (Z1dZR)

Mom wouldn't have those in the house. She bought the big can of Nestle Quick and we'd make our own.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:37 AM (rj6Yv)

470 They have a lot of new flavors looking at the website. I bet they are all ass.
——-

Folgers coffee used to have … one (1) flavor. I think you could get “Drip” grind … and maybe something else. But that was it. Cost a little bit more than some, but that was the Stuff if you were pulling an all nighter. Cramming exams, maybe CQ duty. A strong pot of that, you were Zingin’.

Something changed at some point, a long time ago. It just isn’t the same, “Classic” and it seems to coincide with their offering 25 different foo-foo flavors. They all kinda suck.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:38 AM (XQS41)

471 >>Oh damn, he died? Liked that guy. He did a couple group streams which were hilarious.


You'd like his Maritime Monday streams.
He was a funny guy. Heart Attack got him.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:38 AM (Z1dZR)

472 468 Chef Boyardee ravioli is dog food, but for people. I loved that stuff when I was a teenager. Beef or cheese, hot or cold.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2025 12:37 AM (BI5O2)

Absolutely no spice whatsoever.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:38 AM (bss/y)

473 You'd like his Maritime Monday streams.
He was a funny guy. Heart Attack got him.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:38 AM (Z1dZR)

Damn. RIP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:38 AM (bss/y)

474 There was a lot of crap food on store shelves in the 60s and 70s.
Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:29 AM (rj6Yv)


But, damn, it tasted good. My favorite, sadly long time gone, was the Taco Flavored Doritos.

Sorry, RFK, JR.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2025 12:39 AM (gKDq2)

475 Dump says he is not doing well and will have to buy or sneak is way into heaven. Satan says I got a place for you next to hitler and reagan.

Posted by: raimondo at August 20, 2025 12:39 AM (yPZS5)

476 Something changed at some point, a long time ago. It just isn’t the same, “Classic” and it seems to coincide with their offering 25 different foo-foo flavors. They all kinda suck.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:38 AM (XQS41)

Yeah, much like wine... I can't really tell the difference between expensive coffee, and cheap coffee.

As long as the pots clean and you start with good cold water...

But then.... years drinking Navy Coffee 24/7... taste buds are probably gone.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 12:40 AM (mP0Kj)

477 Stouffer’s french bread pizza.

Burn the roof of your mouth.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2025 12:40 AM (mT+6a)

478 >>Sno-Balls never tasted good, so they get points for consistency.

I saw Circus Peanuts in the grocery store the other day. Not a huge bay, carefully packaged in a small container.

It took all I had not buy them.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2025 12:40 AM (viF8m)

479 Back in the day, the Woolworths lunch counter chocolate milkshake was the tastiest treat ever. I have no idea how they did it but anybody that had the luck to try one will agree.

Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2025 12:41 AM (PTDkx)

480 477 Stouffer’s french bread pizza.

Burn the roof of your mouth.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2025 12:40 AM (mT+6a)

LOL, got some of those in the freezer right now...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 12:41 AM (mP0Kj)

481 Poor raimondo has to type those comments holding a stylus in his mouth. It takes hours to type out one dumb thought.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2025 12:41 AM (JkO4W)

482 But then.... years drinking Navy Coffee 24/7... taste buds are probably gone.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 12:40 AM (mP0Kj)

Do sailors still drop a pinch of salt into their coffee?

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:41 AM (rj6Yv)

483 Chef Boyardee, under government contracts, produced up to 250K items a day for ration packs during WWII. After the war Ettore Boiardi sold the company but remained connected to it for decades.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2025 12:41 AM (U/Byj)

484 >>>>Sno-Balls never tasted good, so they get points for consistency.


I kinda liked those.

But I am defenseless against coconut on just about anything.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:42 AM (Z1dZR)

485 But, damn, it tasted good. My favorite, sadly long time gone, was the Taco Flavored Doritos.

Sorry, RFK, JR.
Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2025 12:39 AM (gKDq2)

They brought those back. I have seen them, seems like in the past 6 months.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:42 AM (bss/y)

486 I never thought Ho-hos and Ding-Dongs were all that. Used to get those in my lunch box, the foil wrapped hockey pucks.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:43 AM (XQS41)

487 >>Back in the day, the Woolworths lunch counter chocolate milkshake was the tastiest treat ever. I have no idea how they did it but anybody that had the luck to try one will agree.


There was a Woolworths in Deposit NY we used to go to. And they did have awesome shakes.

And always a perfect grilled cheese.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:43 AM (Z1dZR)

488 481 Poor raimondo has to type those comments holding a stylus in his mouth. It takes hours to type out one dumb thought.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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Rai's spelling has improved. Logic - he is still searching for that elusive central paver in what appears to be a very, very long road.

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 12:43 AM (41CYW)

489 Absolutely no spice whatsoever.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:38 AM (bss/y)

Well... i see someone doesn't have any dehydrated animal intestines in *his* upscale spice rack. Very la-di-da. Probably even walked downhill one way from school.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2025 12:43 AM (BI5O2)

490 I saw Circus Peanuts in the grocery store the other day. Not a huge bay, carefully packaged in a small container.

It took all I had not buy them.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2025 12:40 AM (viF8m)

Weren't those like vaguely peep like marshmallow things?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:43 AM (bss/y)

491 I am seeing more of the "older" candies in stores, like Chic-O-Sticks, Idaho Spuds, and Moon Pies. Maybe they never went away and I just wasn't paying attention until recently, but it's fun to see those things on shelves.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 20, 2025 12:44 AM (FFn+L)

492 Satan says I got a place for you next to hitler and reagan.
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Ah, so, rainman, you are on a first name basis with Old Nick?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2025 12:44 AM (XeU6L)

493 When I was a kid, a Hostess fruit pie (apple and cherry were my favorite) was a special school lunch treat.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:34 AM (rj6Yv)

Those were good. I ate copious amounts of those.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2025 12:44 AM (snZF9)

494
Little Debbie and some of the rivals have some of those pies you're talking about, a whole selection. I used to get them, but when I got serious about losing weight and not going Type II (when fasting glucose hit 110, I said no, I'm gonna stop this), I stopped with that shit.

But they were damned good indeed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2025 12:44 AM (w6EFb)

495 479 Back in the day, the Woolworths lunch counter chocolate milkshake was the tastiest treat ever. I have no idea how they did it but anybody that had the luck to try one will agree.
Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2025 12:41 AM (PTDkx)

Fosters Freeze... Calif chain that does soft serve Ice cream and basic burgers and Dogs...

Bestest Milkshakes, but that is probably nostalgia a bit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 12:44 AM (mP0Kj)

496 486 I never thought Ho-hos and Ding-Dongs were all that. Used to get those in my lunch box, the foil wrapped hockey pucks.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:43 AM (XQS41)

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The main selling point is they were packed just like urinal cakes and were, in a pinch, interchangeable.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2025 12:44 AM (JkO4W)

497 Bestest Milkshakes, but that is probably nostalgia a bit.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 12:44 AM (mP0Kj)

Steak and Shake milkshakes used to be fantastic.

And their burgers were too.

Their fries were shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:45 AM (bss/y)

498 When I was a kid, a Hostess fruit pie (apple and cherry were my favorite) was a special school lunch treat.
Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:34 AM (rj6Yv)


As a kid, my favorite Hostess Fruit Pie was the chocolate one, and it was glazed, too. They were huge, even by kid standards. Lots of chocolate-y goodness.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2025 12:45 AM (gKDq2)

499 Those were good. I ate copious amounts of those.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2025 12:44 AM (snZF9)

Deep-fried fruit pies are what made America the great country it is today. (eagle scream)

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:46 AM (rj6Yv)

500 491 I am seeing more of the "older" candies in stores, like Chic-O-Sticks, Idaho Spuds, and Moon Pies
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Piper is gonna be disappointed she missed out on the Moon Pies chatter.

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 12:46 AM (41CYW)

501 We used to filch government issue canned coffee once in a while. It wasn’t too bad, did the trick anyway. I’m just saying Folgers was very distinctive, for what it was. I’ve read it is difficult to maintain a consistent flavor from a blend over time. It just started tasting derivative. Like a bad cover tune. Like most things they probably cheaped out to try and keep costs down.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:46 AM (XQS41)

502 As a kid, my favorite Hostess Fruit Pie was the chocolate one, and it was glazed, too. They were huge, even by kid standards. Lots of chocolate-y goodness.
Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2025 12:45 AM (gKDq2)

Yeah... they are still out there but either I somehow got a LOT bigger since High School... or they are a LOT smaller.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 12:47 AM (mP0Kj)

503 >>But I am defenseless against coconut on just about anything

How about on shrimp? Great place in my town that makes fantastic coconut shrimp and is right on the bay with a fantastic view. But you have to get off your ass and come here.

I don't think they serve Pop Tarts.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2025 12:47 AM (viF8m)

504 Apple Fruit Pie was my go to.

I only ever tried one other flavor. Blueberry.

That was a mistake.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:48 AM (Z1dZR)

505 >>How about on shrimp? Great place in my town that makes fantastic coconut shrimp and is right on the bay with a fantastic view. But you have to get off your ass and come here.


Oh, fuck yeah. Those are good.

Do you know how long that drive is!?

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:48 AM (Z1dZR)

506 Homemade pop tarts with Cowboy Kent Rollins 🤠
https://youtu.be/0kmlZsPQ6W4

Posted by: Helpful Harry at August 20, 2025 12:48 AM (aMCZL)

507 Chef Boyardee ravioli is dog food, but for people. I loved that stuff when I was a teenager. Beef or cheese, hot or cold.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 20, 2025 12:37 AM (BI5O2)


Hot?

Checks can for instructions.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2025 12:49 AM (gKDq2)

508 Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:46 AM (XQS41)

Gotta admit that there was not a difference between Officer Coffee, and Enlisted's Coffee in the Navy...

Worked as a Mess crank in the Weird Room, Goat Locker, and Mess decks... and they all used the same coffee.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 12:49 AM (mP0Kj)

509 Back in the day, the Woolworths lunch counter chocolate milkshake was the tastiest treat ever. I have no idea how they did it but anybody that had the luck to try one will agree.
Posted by: R



it was a bitch doing those without electricity

Posted by: n at August 20, 2025 12:50 AM (cx+NO)

510 The McDonald’s deep fried fruit pies were the bomb.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2025 12:50 AM (mT+6a)

511 Back in the day (grew up close to store #2), Jack in the Box had a great hot apple pie/tart thing. This was before McDonald's or others, I think (weird, almost no MickeyDs down here until later). Also, Jack had *shrimp* back then. Breaded/deep-fried. Amazing.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2025 12:50 AM (U/Byj)

512 Chef Boyardi was actually a celebrated chef in, I think, NYC, once upon a time.

Maybe the most sell out of all sell-outs.

But you should stop dropping the mic.

Those things are expensive.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 12:50 AM (fV+MH)

513 506 Homemade pop tarts with Cowboy Kent Rollins 🤠
https://youtu.be/0kmlZsPQ6W4
Posted by: Helpful Harry
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That's a good link!

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 12:50 AM (41CYW)

514 Spaghetti-os were pretty gnarly even when I was a kid. I’m sure they are not improved. Canned food has gotten so bad, even with my Cro-Magnon palate I just can’t eat canned (meats) any longer. I make my own Chili or stew or whatever from scratch.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:50 AM (XQS41)

515
Little Debbie used to be like the mafia with the local grocery stores. One of the local managers got to talking about that. If you wanted to sell Little Debbie, they had requirements about product placement. They demanded primo locations in the store, and had rules about no competition could allowed next to their displays. And their own people would come out and arrange and stock the displays.

That appears to have changed now, and I see rival brands right next to Little Debbie now, including the Food Lion store brands. I think Covid and the mess there was the main driver. And now, they just ain't puttin' up with Little Debbie's shit any more.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2025 12:51 AM (w6EFb)

516 I saw Circus Peanuts in the grocery store the other day. Not a huge bay, carefully packaged in a small container.

It took all I had not buy them.
Posted by: JackStraw


when the wsj was worth reading they ran a center column story about the invention of circus peanuts

Posted by: n at August 20, 2025 12:52 AM (cx+NO)

517 510 The McDonald’s deep fried fruit pies were the bomb.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2025 12:50 AM (mT+6a)

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They kept the emergency rooms back in business in the 80s.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2025 12:52 AM (JkO4W)

518 Do you know how long that drive is!?
Posted by: garrett at

37 hrs, 14 minutes if you leave now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2025 12:52 AM (mT+6a)

519 They kept the emergency rooms back in business in the 80s.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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Both entry and exit.

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 12:52 AM (41CYW)

520 There's a "vintage" candy store on the town square in Paso Robles (well, at least there was, haven't been there in about 5 years). Also, a smaller one just down the road in San Luis Obispo. Paso one was great. Just walking down the aisles, you were back in 19mumblemumble at your local 7-11 precursor/equivalent. Stuff you'd forgotten existed.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2025 12:53 AM (U/Byj)

521 As a kid, my favorite Hostess Fruit Pie was the chocolate one, and it was glazed, too. They were huge, even by kid standards. Lots of chocolate-y goodness.
Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2025 12:45 AM (gKDq2)

Lemon ones were good too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:53 AM (bss/y)

522 Whenever I eat coconut I'm not entirely sure if it's edible or not.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 12:53 AM (fV+MH)

523 The lemon fruit pies were so good. They probably taste like cardboard now. They probably tasted like cardboard when ate them as a kid, though, too, and I just didn't care.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 20, 2025 12:54 AM (FFn+L)

524 >>37 hrs, 14 minutes if you leave now.


You laugh.

I've done Long Island to Seattle in under 40 hours, solo.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:54 AM (Z1dZR)

525 Well, I looked it up, and apparently adding salt to the coffee is some sort of USN tradition.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:54 AM (rj6Yv)

526
Deep-fried fruit pies are what made America the great country it is today. (eagle scream)
Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:46 AM (rj6Yv)

I'll agree to that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:54 AM (bss/y)

527 514 Spaghetti-os were pretty gnarly even when I was a kid. I’m sure they are not improved. Canned food has gotten so bad, even with my Cro-Magnon palate I just can’t eat canned (meats) any longer. I make my own Chili or stew or whatever from scratch.
Posted by: Common Tater

Canned corn beef hash is pretty darn good if you have a flattop and get it crispy on the outside.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2025 12:54 AM (mT+6a)

528 McDs Apple Pies were good - but be careful, the innards were like Lava, frickin’ Volcanic. They ruined those, too.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:55 AM (XQS41)

529 I believe they qualified Circus Peanuts as an alternative to the inert foam they use in 2-stage thermonuclear warheads.

Gotta have back-ups.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2025 12:55 AM (U/Byj)

530
Deep-fried fruit pies are what made America the great country it is today. (eagle scream)
Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:46 AM (rj6Yv)

Also buzz cuts.

White button up shirts.

Camel Non-Filters.

Coffee.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:55 AM (bss/y)

531 I believe they qualified Circus Peanuts as an alternative to the inert foam they use in 2-stage thermonuclear warheads.

Gotta have back-ups.

Posted by: r



I would have thought they use ert foam in those

Posted by: n at August 20, 2025 12:56 AM (cx+NO)

532 "Spaghetti-os were pretty gnarly even when I was a kid. I’m sure they are not improved. Canned food has gotten so bad, even with my Cro-Magnon palate I just can’t eat canned (meats) any longer. I make my own Chili or stew or whatever from scratch.
Posted by: Common Tater "

Factory food can be straight diarrhea if you're not careful.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 12:56 AM (fV+MH)

533 >>Do you know how long that drive is!?

There are these things now called airplanes. Crazy shit. They go up in the air like birds but fly a lot faster. You could be here in a couple hours. Crazy, right?

Did I mention there are also oysters, mussels, fish tacos, tuna and other stuff on the menu?

I will even go to the store and buy some Pop Tarts.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2025 12:56 AM (viF8m)

534 Blog seems to be behaving better/loading fine now.

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 12:56 AM (41CYW)

535 Canned corn beef hash is pretty darn good if you have a flattop and get it crispy on the outside.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2025 12:54 AM (mT+6a)

That's another one that has been ruined. Along with Dinty Moore Beef Stew. Not even right any more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:56 AM (bss/y)

536 They kept the same size paper wrapping, but now the fruit pie inside is half the size they used to be.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 20, 2025 12:56 AM (09N0i)

537 > Folgers coffee used to have … one (1) flavor.
Something changed at some point, a long time ago.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:38 AM (XQS41)

For sure. My family was a Folger's family when I was a kid, and so was I until Serious Gourmet Shit coffee became a thing.

About 15 years ago I forgot to buy more beans, so I hustled (more like crawled) down the nearby convenience store and bought a bag of Folger's.

Got home, made a pot, dumped it out, and forced myself to trek to a real coffee shop.

My theory is that the company went on the skids after the last Folger died (if I'm not mistaken, the sole heiress was Abigail Folger, who got murdered by the Manson family). Took a decade or two to rot away completely, but rot it did.

"That's why I know Manson ain't gonna get out of jail. As long as they make coffee that motherfucker's gonna be in jail." -- Richard Pryor



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2025 12:56 AM (qpyNK)

538 Oh yes, the Jack in the Box fruit pies could put you in the hospital if you didn't wait for the filling to cool a bit before consuming. Funny how water holds heat.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2025 12:57 AM (U/Byj)

539 They brought those back. I have seen them, seems like in the past 6 months.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:42 AM (bss/y)


They 'came back' a few years ago, too. I tried them then. They sucked. Totally toned down on the spice kick. I guess the additive that made it taste good then isn't good for us. But there was a decent kick to those '60s taco flavored Doritos. Addictively so.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2025 12:57 AM (gKDq2)

540 >>There are these things now called airplanes.


Nope. Haven't flown in 25 years. No plans on changing that.
I'll drive, thank you.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:57 AM (Z1dZR)

541 522 Whenever I eat coconut I'm not entirely sure if it's edible or not.
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 12:53 AM (fV+MH)

Heh. Yeah.

Am I the only one who think coconut water tastes like shit? I see people buying it and drinking it like it is fucking orange julius.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:58 AM (bss/y)

542 Cadbury Eggs have also shrunk over the years.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 20, 2025 12:58 AM (FFn+L)

543 Also buzz cuts.

White button up shirts.

Camel Non-Filters.

Coffee.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:55 AM (bss/y)

And plastic pocket protectors. Sometimes I'd bogart one my Dad's and wear it at school. He was a EE and a very, very good one.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:58 AM (rj6Yv)

544 528 McDs Apple Pies were good - but be careful, the innards were like Lava, frickin’ Volcanic. They ruined those, too.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:55 AM (XQS41)

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"It's a yummy fruit filling wrapped in a bubbly deep fried crust"

"It's a fusion containment vessel"

ANNOUNCER: "Wait a minute kids, you're both right!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2025 12:58 AM (JkO4W)

545 They 'came back' a few years ago, too. I tried them then. They sucked. Totally toned down on the spice kick. I guess the additive that made it taste good then isn't good for us. But there was a decent kick to those '60s taco flavored Doritos. Addictively so.
Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2025 12:57 AM (gKDq2)

Could have been MSG. Hell, it could all have been MSG.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 12:59 AM (bss/y)

546 Am I the only one who think coconut water tastes like shit? I see people buying it and drinking it like it is fucking orange julius.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Coconut milk too. Bleh.

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 12:59 AM (41CYW)

547 Yes - I like Corned beef hash. Crack a few eggs on top. I hadn’t bought any in a while, it got kind of expensive. And I’ve tried every technique, and have never managed to get it crispy. Not without destroying the pan and having a non-trivial proportion unusable.

I used to make biscuits and sausage gravy, eggs, bacon, and corned beef hash when I liked to eat way too much. I don’t do that no mo

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:59 AM (XQS41)

548 Am I the only one who think coconut water tastes like shit? I see people buying it and drinking it like it is fucking orange julius.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

No. That's nasty.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 20, 2025 12:59 AM (FFn+L)

549 Coconut Water is horrible.
Strictly a Desert Island ONLY beverage.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 12:59 AM (Z1dZR)

550 And plastic pocket protectors. Sometimes I'd bogart one my Dad's and wear it at school. He was a EE and a very, very good one.
Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:58 AM (rj6Yv)

*fistbum*

My Dad too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 01:00 AM (bss/y)

551 >>Yes - I like Corned beef hash. Crack a few eggs on top. I hadn’t bought any in a while, it got kind of expensive. And I’ve tried every technique, and have never managed to get it crispy. Not without destroying the pan and having a non-trivial proportion unusable.


Broiler / Salamander will do it for you.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 01:00 AM (Z1dZR)

552 534 Blog seems to be behaving better/loading fine now.
Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 12:56 AM (41CYW)

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I just realized I haven't seen the 7-times Viagra slut all night tonight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2025 01:00 AM (JkO4W)

553 Also buzz cuts.

White button up shirts.

Camel Non-Filters.

Coffee.
Posted by: Aetius


grandpa would buy the camels with filters then break the filters off

Posted by: n at August 20, 2025 01:00 AM (cx+NO)

554 m I the only one who think coconut water tastes like shit? I see people buying it and drinking it like it is fucking orange julius.


they have been vaxxed five times too

Posted by: n at August 20, 2025 01:01 AM (cx+NO)

555 Coconut milk too. Bleh.
Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 12:59 AM (41CYW)

Coconut Milk is ok. Too much sugar for keto though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 01:01 AM (bss/y)

556 I wonder what would happen if you took the pre-made pastry dough (making it from scratch would be way too much work for junk food) and put canned pie filling in it? Or lemon Jello pudding and pie filling? (again, doing it from scratch would defeat the purpose).

Spoon it into the pastry, cover with another piece, seal the edges, and drop that sucker in a deep fryer.

I'll have to try it the next time I get up the gumption to break out the deep fryer. I usually try to make something like donuts when the oil is fresh. Then I fry a package of bacon in it. After that, french fries or tots, which get a luscious bacon flavoring.

(salivating...)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2025 01:01 AM (qpyNK)

557 I just realized I haven't seen the 7-times Viagra slut all night tonight.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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As the kids say, "I'm dead." Well played, Cicero.

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 01:01 AM (41CYW)

558 >> Also buzz cuts.

White button up shirts.

Camel Non-Filters.

Coffee.
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You mean like this?

https://tinyurl.com/2ybepsg8

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2025 01:01 AM (w6EFb)

559 grandpa would buy the camels with filters then break the filters off
Posted by: n at August 20, 2025 01:00 AM (cx+NO)

Pappaw always just bought the soft pack non-filters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 01:02 AM (bss/y)

560 When I started smoking, I could never stand soft packs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 01:02 AM (bss/y)

561 I just realized I haven't seen the 7-times Viagra slut all night tonight.
Posted by: Cicero (


is she at the hq or do you see her somewhere else?

Posted by: n at August 20, 2025 01:02 AM (cx+NO)

562 It's damned hard to find bare-ass Camels, Luckies, Pall Malls, etc. nowadays.

Usually you need to a smoke shop. Pretty rare to find them in liquor stores or convenience stores, at last around these parts.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2025 01:03 AM (qpyNK)

563
I just realized I haven't seen the 7-times Viagra slut all night tonight.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2025 01:00 AM (JkO4W)

My ad blocker is killing all the clickbait scam ads. If only it would do the same for those on YT.

Of course, some links I follow on the morning report demand I turn off my ad blocker for access to the article I want to read, so they can blast me with shitty clickbait scam ads.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 20, 2025 01:03 AM (k2LUN)

564 Lucky Nons. Soft Packs.

Those were my favorites.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 01:03 AM (Z1dZR)

565 > Spoon it into the pastry, cover with another piece, seal the edges, and drop that sucker in a deep fryer.

Then cover it with a glaze icing, of course.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2025 01:04 AM (qpyNK)

566 We are talking about candy cigarettes, right?

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 20, 2025 01:04 AM (FFn+L)

567 You mean like this?

https://tinyurl.com/2ybepsg8
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2025 01:01 AM (w6EFb)

Exactly like that. Nice.

Gene Krantz?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 01:04 AM (bss/y)

568 >>Usually you need to a smoke shop. Pretty rare to find them in liquor stores or convenience stores, at last around these parts.


Gramps used to send me into the Bowling Alley Bar to buy those out of the Machine that goes: *Phunk*.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 01:04 AM (Z1dZR)

569 Working in a convenience store, i found it amusing that the priciest pack of cigarettes were the little Camel non-filters.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 01:05 AM (rj6Yv)

570 Gramps used to send me into the Bowling Alley Bar to buy those out of the Machine that goes: *Phunk*.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 01:04 AM (Z1dZR)

I had quit smoking before I went to Japan. I almost regret that. Japanese Cigarette Machines are very nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 01:06 AM (bss/y)

571 They removed the fat ($$) from canned soups and stews, and replaced the missing calories with corn syrup basically. Stew meat is too expensive now, replaced with meat scraps and floor sweepings held together with “meat glue”. Hormel Chili, Dinty Moore used to be OK, if not great.

I noticed the standard 15oz “pound” canned goods are often now 14.5 oz now.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 01:06 AM (XQS41)

572 569 Working in a convenience store, i found it amusing that the priciest pack of cigarettes were the little Camel non-filters.
Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 01:05 AM (rj6Yv)

Really?

I glanced at the cigarette wall at the shell station last week. Looked like the most expensive were Marlboro Reds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 01:07 AM (bss/y)

573 >> Gene Krantz?

Yep. That's from '65, I believe. Mission control. Gemini days.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2025 01:07 AM (w6EFb)

574 The coconut water out of fresh coconuts on the beach in Brazil was pretty good. But always felt a bit apprehensive about flagging down a vendor. Of course they knew what they were doing, but they opened the thing (still in its big outer husk) with lusty chops of a machete, while holding it in the other hand. Couldn't even watch it. They'd expertly make a small whole in one end, then pour it out like a jug into a plastic cup. Only time I think I've had coconut water.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2025 01:08 AM (U/Byj)

575 is she at the hq or do you see her somewhere else?
Posted by: n at August 20, 2025 01:02 AM (cx+NO)

---------

She's usually seen hanging around outside the Art Thread, leering lasciviously and hijacking your page refreshes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2025 01:10 AM (JkO4W)

576 Really?

I glanced at the cigarette wall at the shell station last week. Looked like the most expensive were Marlboro Reds.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 01:07 AM (bss/y)

#1 Camel non-filter
#2 Parliaments
#3 Basics (kinda funny that a cigarette calling itself "Basic" is so expensive.
#4 Virginia Slim purse packs.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 01:10 AM (rj6Yv)

577 Camel used to advertise they paid more for better tobaccos at auction, the lighter leaf. Higher sugar content, less nicotine.

What was weird, all those old school brands were available in Europe, that you never see in US outlets. They only had 19 cigarettes in a pack. And they all tasted the same, regardless of brand. Like shit, or smoking celery. America made good cigarettes, whiskey, and nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 01:11 AM (XQS41)

578 Spaghetti-os were pretty gnarly even when I was a kid. I’m sure they are not improved. Canned food has gotten so bad, even with my Cro-Magnon palate I just can’t eat canned (meats) any longer. I make my own Chili or stew or whatever from scratch.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 12:50 AM (XQS41)


On sale, I'll buy corned beef or Spam. I like to have those around for when I'm lazy.

I'll make corned beef hash or a 'b-b-q' sliced Spam cooked with vinegar and brown sugar (then make sammiches).

Lazy food. Also Mom food. Quick because she worked.

Those two canned meats are nostalgia for me.

Now the other canned meats I liked, I now make: Chicken salad/deviled ham/roast beef spread.

In college, just about every kind of tinned meat product was snack food as no refrigeration was required. Some nights, the tinned meat with crackers was better than the cafeteria.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2025 01:12 AM (gKDq2)

579
Wait, I thought the guy in Korea was Legal Mindset?

Legal Mindset is impossible to listen to, the way he loves to stab me in the ear every time he pronounces an “S” sound.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 20, 2025 01:12 AM (k2LUN)

580 >>Working in a convenience store, i found it amusing that the priciest pack of cigarettes were the little Camel non-filters.

Those were my jam.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2025 01:12 AM (viF8m)

581 I've done Long Island to Seattle in under 40 hours, solo.
Posted by: garrett




That’s a long ass drive to do solo.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2025 01:13 AM (6YJNM)

582 Looks like Old Gold non-filter are a thing of the past.

Those bad boys were like the crack or crystal meth of nicotine delivery devices, along with lots and lots of tar.

That's what Tom Waits used to smoke. If you've heard him sing, that pretty much says it all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2025 01:13 AM (qpyNK)

583 >>That’s a long ass drive to do solo.

It was. The only stop I made was in Buffalo, WY. Had to sleep in the car for 2 hours until the Hwy opened back up.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2025 01:15 AM (Z1dZR)

584 Some nights, the tinned meat with crackers was better than the cafeteria.
Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2025 01:12 AM (gKDq2)

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Sure, if you can round up a bunch of crackers on short notice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2025 01:15 AM (JkO4W)

585 Those were my jam.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2025 01:12 AM (viF8m)

I'm sure they were better for you than a pack of Swisher's

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 01:15 AM (rj6Yv)

586 I was a Camel Wides guy. Full flavor, but still filter.

I am surprised, considering, we do not have a lucky strike guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 01:15 AM (bss/y)

587 Oh, the underwood chicken spread is still good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 01:16 AM (bss/y)

588 Luckies were my second choice after non-filter Camels, back when I was still buying pre-made smokes.

I stuff my own nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2025 01:17 AM (qpyNK)

589 Beanie Weanies w/beans used to be awesome.

There was a baked beans or something like that, with a lumberjack on it, kind of a gimmick, it was sold in two cans, you had to mix together. That was tasty.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 01:17 AM (XQS41)

590 Non-filtered cigs is like mountain climbing without anything, crampons , ropes, nothing.

Free climbing.

"Hey, Ray died falling off a rock wall last week."

"Well....yeah."

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2025 01:17 AM (fV+MH)

591 Oh and btw, the Marlboro reds were like $9. In Kentucky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 01:18 AM (bss/y)

592 Chickin n’ Biscuit snack crackers. My god, they would fry them, and then drench them in chicken bouillon powder. Really super tasty. I bought a box a few years back out of nostalgia. They are baked now, and the salt nazis hold sway, too. Just a shadow of what they once were.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 01:19 AM (XQS41)

593 Some nights, the tinned meat with crackers was better than the cafeteria.
Posted by: RickZ



Underwood potted meat and saltine crackers ftw!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2025 01:19 AM (X98Jy)

594 You all have a good night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 01:20 AM (bss/y)

595 They sportin' short dresses,
Wearin' spike-heel shoes,
They smokin' Lucky Strikes,
And wearin' nylons, too.

Posted by: ZZ Top at August 20, 2025 01:20 AM (qpyNK)

596 The McDonald’s deep fried fruit pies were the bomb.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2025 12:50 AM (mT+6a)

They used to be really good. Now they fry them in shit it seems. Back in the 80's we would get the munchies and go to mcdonalds. We would get a large strawberry shake, a large french fry, and 2 apple pies each.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2025 01:21 AM (snZF9)

597 Some nights, the tinned meat with crackers was better than the cafeteria.
Posted by: RickZ
----------
Deer camp food - second weekend (which mens 1st was a fail).

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 01:21 AM (41CYW)

598 Good night, Aetius.

I'm tapping out, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2025 01:21 AM (qpyNK)

599 Luckies were my second choice after non-filter Camels, back when I was still buying pre-made smokes.

I stuff my own nowadays.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2025 01:17 AM (qpyNK)

I remember when the first shipment of Lucky Strike Reds arrived at the store. I was counting cartons when the Luckies popped up. I swear "Lucky Strike LSMFT" was the first thing to come to mind. Menthols, too. The old guys started buying 'em

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 01:21 AM (rj6Yv)

600 G'night, Aetius.

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 01:21 AM (41CYW)

601 Sure, if you can round up a bunch of crackers on short notice.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 20, 2025 01:15 AM (JkO4W)


Both our parents bought crackers, cheap food. We had a stockpile.

Even the best one, the Baco-s, or whatever. Bacon-flavored oval crackers. The best. Topped with a squirt of canned cheese.

I wouldn't touch that today.

Posted by: RickZ at August 20, 2025 01:22 AM (gKDq2)

602 >>I'm sure they were better for you than a pack of Swisher's

The ER doctor didn't think so. She called me an idiot. But she was adorable.

Women.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2025 01:22 AM (viF8m)

603 'night All.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 01:22 AM (rj6Yv)

604 There was a scandal way back when. I think Kent was using Asbestos for the filters. Oops.

Thorium was used for lantern mantles, I read that in Europe the mantle business in one firm was just a side gig. Their main product was thorium toothpaste. Oops.

Radium was the wonder isotope for a while. Watches, clocks, illuminated everything on equipment. Even the numbers on your house. And then all the factory workers started dying horrible deaths

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 01:23 AM (XQS41)

605 Luckies were my second choice after non-filter Camels, back when I was still buying pre-made smokes.

I stuff my own nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 20, 2025 01:17 AM (qpyNK)

Best way, it soooo much cheaper, better tobacco too. With the right machine I could make a full pack faster than I could go around the corner to buy them. It wasn't even $1 a pack to do it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 20, 2025 01:24 AM (snZF9)

606 G'night, Rodrigo and mrp. Great stuff this evening.

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 01:24 AM (41CYW)

607 Never smoked, but Marlboro Red (I think?) hard pack cartons were gold in the early days after the Soviet collapse. Any American cigs, but those were the most prized. Lubricated many a mundane transaction, usually involving sentries/"border guards" whose BAC and trigger discipline were always an exciting unknown. Still remember how stoked the guys were at the border post in South Ossetia.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2025 01:26 AM (U/Byj)

608 EZ Cheese! In a frickin’ aerosol can. Now that was some nasty.

Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco
alternatively
Let’s Screw, My Finger’s Tired

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 01:27 AM (XQS41)

609 JackStraw, if you're around next Tuesday, hit the email link at bottom of post. A bit of Mets chatter.

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 01:29 AM (41CYW)

610 The somewhat famous B-17 pilot/squadron leader Rosenthal ("Rosie"), portrayed in "Masters of the Air", credited saying "Lucky Strike!" as well as "American! American!" to Soviet troops who came upon him on the active battlefield where he landed after bailing out following a raid on Berlin.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2025 01:31 AM (U/Byj)

611 Meant to say Rosie credited those words with saving his life when fairly animated Red Army guys found him - in a foreign unfamiliar uniform, of course.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 20, 2025 01:33 AM (U/Byj)

612 How anyone kept getting on those planes is difficult to fathom.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 20, 2025 01:35 AM (XQS41)

613 My 85+ year old grandmother smoked Lucky Strikes until the day she died. A little unexpected flick of ash always made the frybread a little tastier.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 20, 2025 01:39 AM (/vPt3)

614 I had quit smoking before I went to Japan. I almost regret that. Japanese Cigarette Machines are very nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 20, 2025 01:06 AM (bss/y)

But nothing beats... the BEER Vending Machine at the Petty Officer Barracks in San Diego... 1979

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 01:41 AM (mP0Kj)

615 >>JackStraw, if you're around next Tuesday, hit the email link at bottom of post. A bit of Mets chatter.

I'm kinda slow. I don't see the link and not sure what I'm doing next week but if I''m around that sounds fun. Thanks.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2025 01:42 AM (viF8m)

616 BEER Vending Machine at the Petty Officer Barracks in San Diego... 1979
Posted by: Romeo13
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Whoa, whoa. What is the beer vending machine you speak of. And why has it been excluded from my lifetime? Was in San Diego a lot in the early 90's. No such vending at that time.

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 01:44 AM (41CYW)

617 How anyone kept getting on those planes is difficult to fathom.
Posted by: Common Tater
--------

26,000 men lost by the 8th Air Force alone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2025 01:50 AM (XeU6L)

618 It's time. G'night, Horde. Thanks for the Tues fun. Next week the circle completes itself.

Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 01:52 AM (41CYW)

619 How anyone kept getting on those planes is difficult to fathom.
Posted by: Common Tater
--------

26,000 men lost by the 8th Air Force alone.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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We take one hell of a lot for granted these days.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2025 01:55 AM (XeU6L)

620 https://tinyurl.com/bdefdv44

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2025 02:03 AM (viF8m)

621 But nothing beats... the BEER Vending Machine at the Petty Officer Barracks in San Diego... 1979
Posted by: Romeo13

Unless you're at a Tokyo vending machine and you want that 750ml bottle of WHISKEY.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at August 20, 2025 02:03 AM (KAi1n)

622
"Open" marriage results in murder:
https://tinyurl.com/23g9ubzg

Figures, as Joe Friday would say. Sounds she tried the plot of a Columbo episode where she tried to pretend she mistook the victim for a burglar entering her bedroom.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2025 02:04 AM (w6EFb)

623 616 BEER Vending Machine at the Petty Officer Barracks in San Diego... 1979
Posted by: Romeo13
----------
Whoa, whoa. What is the beer vending machine you speak of. And why has it been excluded from my lifetime? Was in San Diego a lot in the early 90's. No such vending at that time.
Posted by: scampydog at August 20, 2025 01:44 AM (41CYW)

Was in BE/E school in San Diego, living in the barracks in late 79... and yes, there was ONE Beer Vending Machine at the PO Barracks... we were not supposed to use it... but... being 20...

Was over at the old NTC site... where the old boot camp was... now gone apparently.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 02:06 AM (mP0Kj)

624 Pop-Tarts were introduced in 1964.

Posted by: mrp at August 20, 2025 12:23 AM (rj6Yv)
-

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 20, 2025 02:12 AM (skOp5)

625 Ed Martin tells @MattGaetz that justice is coming; for Russiagate, for the stolen election, for J6—all of it

“We’ve never seen anything like it”

The J6 committee with @Liz_Cheney, @AdamSchiff weaponized their power to destroy innocent Americans

They must pay dearly

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2025 02:18 AM (4VUSN)

626 The J6 committee with @Liz_Cheney, @AdamSchiff weaponized their power to destroy innocent Americans

They must pay dearly
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2025 02:18 AM (4VUSN)

Taking Civil Rights under cover of law.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 20, 2025 02:20 AM (mP0Kj)

627 They must pay dearly

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2025 02:18 AM (4VUSN)
-

Waiting.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 20, 2025 02:21 AM (skOp5)

628
Talk about triggering RFK, Jr:

https://tinyurl.com/2bwcbn77

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2025 02:30 AM (w6EFb)

629 628
Talk about triggering RFK, Jr:

https://tinyurl.com/2bwcbn77
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
---------------

Had to quit watching, insulin overload is a bithch.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 20, 2025 02:35 AM (4VUSN)

630 A "corn boil"?

This must be a Midwest thing.
Real American OGs do Clam Boils.
Don't accept any substitutes or imitations...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 20, 2025 02:46 AM (TGPs7)

631 Via Instapundit

THAT’S A LONG TIME: Croatian Freediver Shatters Record For Longest-Held Breath. “On June 14 of this year, Vitomir Maričić took one last gulp of pure oxygen and lay down in a pool. There he remained, cool as a sea cucumber, for 29 minutes and 3 seconds.”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 20, 2025 02:55 AM (TGPs7)

632 628
Talk about triggering RFK, Jr:

https://tinyurl.com/2bwcbn77
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 20, 2025 02:30 AM (w6EFb)

I am put in mind of the cop telling the protestor she could choose to eat a salad. Fuck. Who eats like that? I bet she rides a lard cart at Walmart.

Meanwhile, I'm eating fresh veggies out of the garden. This week the beans came in, so I will be canning a bunch of them. Tomatoes are nearly done, but we had some tonight along with a bit of lettuce, and I just put 4 gallons of raspberries in the freezer.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Pickle Queen of AK at August 20, 2025 02:58 AM (1Gsou)

633 I fell asleep on the couch watching old Hedy Lamarr movies, I am going to try to go to bed. Good night Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 20, 2025 03:08 AM (0nHVk)

634 Tried to change alarm to 4am as not going north commute. Failed as it just went off

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2025 03:32 AM (+qU29)

635
Waiting.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 20, 2025 02:21 AM (skOp5)

To be born again,
Wanting, the saddest kind of pain
Waiting for the day when I will crawl away

Nothing is what I feel
Waiting for the drugs to make it real
Waiting for the day when I will crawl away

Waiting to be disciplined
Aching for your nails across my skin
Waiting for the day when I will crawl
Waiting for the day when I will crawl away

Posted by: Porcupine Tree at August 20, 2025 03:43 AM (k2LUN)

636 I bet she rides a lard cart at Walmart.

I hate those damn things. At night either teenagers or college students play with them or fat people use them because they are lazy.

Posted by: Porcupine Tree at August 20, 2025 03:48 AM (k2LUN)

637 Damn sock…

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 20, 2025 04:27 AM (k2LUN)

638 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at August 20, 2025 04:30 AM (aURVT)

639 TECH THREAD IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2025 04:31 AM (+qU29)

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