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It turns out her husband, a restaurant association official, disagrees.
Scott Jennings says 91% of D.C. residents think crime is a problem -- "This is not a figment of ANYONE'S imagination. This is NOT mass hysteria." Jennings just dropped another truth bomb, SHATTERING the Democrat narrative that crime in D.C. is a "non-issue." "The polling that you showed earlier combining people who thought crime is an extreme problem or a moderate problem, was 91%." "So 91% of people who live in a jurisdiction think it's a moderate or an extreme problem." "This is not a figment of anyone's imagination." "This is not mass hysteria." "This isn't, you know, some... collective hallucination." "It's real. People who live there know they aren't safe." Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: wth at August 14, 2025 04:39 PM (v0R5T) 2
Seems like a lot of finding out is happening.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2025 04:40 PM (ExV1e) 3
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 14, 2025 04:40 PM (GYt5+) 4
Faked statistics vs faked orgasms...which is worse?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2025 04:40 PM (ynpvh) 5
It's not like they were altering official documents or anything. No reasonable jury would convict, at this point what difference does it make, etc. et. al.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2025 04:41 PM (0N4FZ) 6
Trump's now forcing the Dems to take the 9% in a 91/9 issue...
What a fucking monster this guy is. I voted for this. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at August 14, 2025 04:41 PM (oSeBJ) 7
I haven't bothered to look. Is the police chief in DC a fat, female lesbian type with a head the shape of a turnip wearing glasses?
I'll bet I got at least three of those point right. Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2025 04:42 PM (dIske) 8
Fake and Gay crime is waayyyyy down though!
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 04:42 PM (krQz2) 9
6 Trump's now forcing the Dems to take the 9% in a 91/9 issue...
What a fucking monster this guy is. I voted for this. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at August 14, 2025 04:41 PM (oSeBJ) ====== W. could have done this, but he agreed with Dems on all of the 20% sides of things. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 04:42 PM (GBKbO) 10
7 I haven't bothered to look. Is the police chief in DC a fat, female lesbian type with a head the shape of a turnip wearing glasses?
I'll bet I got at least three of those point right. Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2025 04:42 PM (dIske) ====== Not fat. Also doesn't know what "chain of command" means. Literally. https://is.gd/He1xnf Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 04:43 PM (GBKbO) 11
Faked statistics vs faked orgasms...which is worse?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2025 04:40 PM (ynpvh) Fake statistics, definitely. I'm divorced. Faked orgasms have no impact on my life. Neither do real ones, for that matter, but hey. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at August 14, 2025 04:43 PM (oSeBJ) 12
Everything is a fucking lie. Everything.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 14, 2025 04:44 PM (FNYiL) 13
Total corruption
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2025 04:44 PM (+qU29) 14
7 I haven't bothered to look. Is the police chief in DC a fat, female lesbian type with a head the shape of a turnip wearing glasses?
I'll bet I got at least three of those point right. Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2025 04:42 PM (dIske) "fat" might be under steward's review, but otherwise I think you hit the perfecta. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 04:44 PM (EctuH) 15
OH NO the feds are clearing out non license vendors on the streets.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 14, 2025 04:45 PM (FCrpy) 16
Guy called into Chris Plante's show, said in one of the recent years , in a visit to DC, he went into a building to meet a client.
It was all roped off as somebody was found at the bottom of the elevator. He said that he heard that the maintenance guy who found him, found him with a bag over his head and his arms taped behind his bag. The cops were ruling it a suicide. And I couldn't be sure that this wasn't a joke. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 04:45 PM (krQz2) 17
"I am wearing the chain of command! I do the commanding!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 04:45 PM (EctuH) 18
DC Mayor Muriel Bowser has jetted off to Martha's Vineyard.
Mere incompetence can't come close to covering this. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 14, 2025 04:45 PM (paSBy) 19
Leftist Statistics:
— The crime rate is going down! (If you mis-report all the cases and don't even bother to arrest most criminals.) — The unemployment rate is very low! (If you don't count all the people who have given up looking for work, which is half the population.) — The peasants and collectivist farms are all eating well! (Considering that 75% of them have already died of starvation so the survivors can share the remaining food.) Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2025 04:46 PM (pMi6S) 20
It's one of the reasons why people tend to focus on homicide rates - although you can play games with which fatalities count as homicides to a small extent, generally the homicide counts are fairly accurate.
DC has six times the homicide rate of New York. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 14, 2025 04:46 PM (xTIDn) 21
Her Superiors Forced Her to Fraudulently Alter Police Records to Make Festive Little Hats.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2025 04:46 PM (G6lJl) Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2025 04:46 PM (qm5Wv) 23
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOR Posted by: pookysgirl only knows one Drowning Pool song at August 14, 2025 04:47 PM (Wt5PA) 24
23 Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOR Posted by: pookysgirl only knows one Drowning Pool song at August 14, 2025 04:47 PM (Wt5PA) ====== There's a secret message hidden in these words... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 04:47 PM (GBKbO) 25
You crackers don't understand how authentic life in blue cities is.
It's like a giant street party with bullets. Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2025 04:47 PM (fV+MH) 26
16 Guy called into Chris Plante's show, said in one of the recent years , in a visit to DC, he went into a building to meet a client.
It was all roped off as somebody was found at the bottom of the elevator. He said that he heard that the maintenance guy who found him, found him with a bag over his head and his arms taped behind his bag. The cops were ruling it a suicide. And I couldn't be sure that this wasn't a joke. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 04:45 PM (krQz2) Suicides happen in many, many ways. Posted by: Hillary at August 14, 2025 04:47 PM (ynpvh) 27
So some Superiors need to be fired. Good to know. No need to wait until tomorrow.
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2025 04:47 PM (iwlvf) 28
The City Just Quietly Settled Her Lawsuit.
Can you imagine the comfort of negotiating settlements when you're paying with other people's money? Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2025 04:47 PM (m6y9B) 29
>>> Faked statistics vs faked orgasms...which is worse?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2025 04:40 PM (ynpvh) ====== Well, if it's coming from my wife, I'd prefer the former. Spoiler alert: It won't be. Posted by: Turn 2 at August 14, 2025 04:48 PM (5TsES) 30
Meanwhile.... O/T... Bill Gates says that cell phones will soon be replaced with a technology he is investing in...
Smart Tatoos that with subdural chips, will replace your cell phone and give you access to the internet... Yes, we will all have Tatoos... with numbers on them... permanently on our bodies... which the net will track whether we want it to or not. Number of the Beast... Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2025 04:48 PM (mP0Kj) 31
Criminals shooting at innocent people.
Police report: Minor scuffle. Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2025 04:46 PM (qm5Wv) --- A legitimate source said that a home invasion was listed as a "trespass". Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 04:48 PM (krQz2) 32
The left: There is barely any crime in DC
Also the left: Its perfectly believable that a DNC staffer was mugged to death right after leaking information showing Hillary Clinton stole the Dem primary, just you know, random crime and stuff. Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 04:48 PM (t0Rmr) 33
Symone, dear, between your alopecia hairdo and the shoulders of a linebacker, I doubt random hobos will want to attack your fat ass. So try to get real.
This black deal should have been done and dusted 50yrs ago in my not humble opinion. I lived through it. Smack dab in the middle of it and Life and Look Magazines told me this at a very early age of reading. I knew black people from birth...hell, some half raised me. I respected them more than my own mother (in their opinion when they yelled at me to stop sassing my mother). I said ma'am to them because that was how I was raised and they were older than me. I went to school with black kids. I worked with black adults in hospitals, some supervisor nurses. I had a black female surgeon operate on me. Race Baiting should go the way of the dinosaur. A fossil footprint of history. Focus on the lack of black men as fathers and the problem of little gangstas might be solved. Or on the 4th or 5th generations of welfare. I seriously should be in President Trump's cabinet. Ha! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2025 04:48 PM (6PCLE) 34
22 Criminals shooting at innocent people.
Police report: Minor scuffle. Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2025 04:46 PM (qm5Wv) It's not even a fucking punchline anymore. We have police leadership in multiple cities whose reflex action response to any violent crime in their city is "well they probably deserved it". This is insanity, and 100% owned by the Democrat party. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 04:48 PM (EctuH) 35
As I hang out in Georgetown and Adams Morgan, I find that DC is perfectly safe (except for my carjacking last year, and my mugging the year before that).
What are people complaining about anyway? Posted by: Rich DC Resident! at August 14, 2025 04:49 PM (xTIDn) 36
11 Faked statistics vs faked orgasms...which is worse?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2025 04:40 PM (ynpvh) Fake statistics, definitely. I'm divorced. Faked orgasms have no impact on my life. Neither do real ones, for that matter, but hey. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at August 14, 2025 04:43 PM (oSeBJ) I'm widowed. Same thing. Posted by: Hillary at August 14, 2025 04:49 PM (ynpvh) 37
off sock
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2025 04:49 PM (ynpvh) 38
Yes, we will all have Tatoos... with numbers on them... permanently on our bodies... which the net will track whether we want it to or not.
Number of the Beast... Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2025 04:48 PM (mP0Kj) --- Wait. It's got to involve throwing a bunch of shit into the sky, though. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 04:49 PM (krQz2) 39
Faked statistics vs faked orgasms...which is worse?
Well, The Paolo can fix one of these problems Posted by: The Paolo at August 14, 2025 04:49 PM (t0Rmr) Posted by: don't care, had snu-snu at August 14, 2025 04:49 PM (DgGvY) 41
39 Faked statistics vs faked orgasms...which is worse?
Well, The Paolo can fix one of these problems Posted by: The Paolo at August 14, 2025 04:49 PM (t0Rmr) Paolo's a statistician! His body count is sky-high! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2025 04:50 PM (ynpvh) 42
You can't fake the frosting.
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2025 04:50 PM (fV+MH) 43
25 You crackers don't understand how authentic life in blue cities is.
It's like a giant street party with bullets. Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2025 04:47 PM (fV+MH) Karachi is a blue city? Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 04:50 PM (EctuH) Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 04:50 PM (t0Rmr) 45
Apparently, Trump got tired of 80/20 issues and is now going after 90/10 ones.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 14, 2025 04:50 PM (fawOe) Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 04:51 PM (EctuH) 47
I remember when the Dems were running around saying wanting to be safe from crime was white supremacy
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 04:51 PM (t0Rmr) 48
The Democrats are getting creamed, in part, because we've finally reached the point where the race card only works on Democrats.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 14, 2025 04:51 PM (bNf8H) 49
What are people complaining about anyway?
Reminiscent of when people were complaining about violence in DC when Marion Berry was mayor, and Berry's response was to note that almost all of this violence was merely black people killing other black people, so why should white people care about it? Posted by: Rich DC Resident! at August 14, 2025 04:51 PM (xTIDn) Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 14, 2025 04:51 PM (Awn67) 51
The Paolo does not undertake suicide missions.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2025 04:51 PM (G6lJl) Posted by: the insensible rock at August 14, 2025 04:52 PM (jc0TO) 53
The real race traitors are ppl like that Symone lady. They don’t live in the hood, so crime is not their problem.
I have felt more angst for my elderly Black customers who have to go home to a drime infested street than Symone and others of her ilk have ever felt for ANY human, regardless of race, creed or color Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2025 04:52 PM (6z+Zw) 54
16 Guy called into Chris Plante's show, said in one of the recent years , in a visit to DC, he went into a building to meet a client.
It was all roped off as somebody was found at the bottom of the elevator. He said that he heard that the maintenance guy who found him, found him with a bag over his head and his arms taped behind his bag. The cops were ruling it a suicide. And I couldn't be sure that this wasn't a joke. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 04:45 PM (krQz2) --------- Believe me, it's real. Posted by: Chief Brody at August 14, 2025 04:52 PM (G0vdT) 55
45 Apparently, Trump got tired of 80/20 issues and is now going after 90/10 ones.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 14, 2025 04:50 PM (fawOe) ======= Next, he will cure cancer in puppies. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 04:52 PM (GBKbO) 56
I also remember a call in CHAZ where someone called the police because a thug was beating down her door. The dispatchers noted he wasn't allowed to send someone to that neighborhood so maybe she should trying talking to the intruder instead?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 04:52 PM (t0Rmr) 57
Criminals shooting at innocent people.
Police report: Minor scuffle. Posted by: dantesed at August 14, 2025 04:46 PM (qm5Wv) --- Lori Lightweight actually called an incident like that "Personal combat", I think it was. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 04:52 PM (krQz2) 58
Sock off
Posted by: WisRich at August 14, 2025 04:52 PM (G0vdT) 59
This is a good example of what I call "The Jim Fixx Fallacy" (he's the guy who made jogging into a national heath fad, then died of a heart attack while jogging):
He promoted the stats which "proved" that jogging improved your heart health, since it was shown that joggers on average had healthier hearts than the general population. After he died, the statistics were re-examined, and — oops — the reason joggers apparently had healthier hearts is that jogging killed all the joggers with bad hearts, so the surviving joggers indeed had healthier hearts, but only because jogging killed off all the weaklings. Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2025 04:52 PM (pMi6S) 60
I still want to know who squashed Symone's head when she was a baby.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 14, 2025 04:53 PM (paSBy) 61
Is Ace familiar with the man-vulva "comedian" named Marc Maron? He's a failed podcaster who pretends he's apolitical but always talks shit about the non-left. Well, he's acting out. He's being more of a bitch than ever. If Ace knows who this untalented, boring old cuck is, I'd like to hear his take on Marc Maron. Posted by: Soothsayer at August 14, 2025 04:53 PM (0TdXn) 62
It was all roped off as somebody was found at the bottom of the elevator. He said that he heard that the maintenance guy who found him, found him with a bag over his head and his arms taped behind his bag.
The cops were ruling it a suicide. Clinton's Epstein-fixer was found hanging by the neck with a fatal shotgun wound to the chest and...no shotgun. The cops ruled it a suicide. Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 04:53 PM (t0Rmr) 63
44 The Paolo vs Sandra Fluke
Who...wins? Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 04:50 PM (t0Rmr) It's like dropping a cat with buttered toast tied to it's back Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2025 04:54 PM (ynpvh) 64
Berry's response was to note that almost all of this violence was merely black people killing other black people, so why should white people care about it?
Legit race traitor Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2025 04:54 PM (6z+Zw) 65
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
Ameera Hashwi becomes the first woman to win Miss Wayne County 2025 while wearing a hijab. Thoughts? Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 14, 2025 04:54 PM (TGPs7) 66
>>The Democrats are getting creamed, in part, because we've finally reached the point where the race card only works on Democrats.
__ What I mean is, Blacks have a gun pointed at the head of Democrats and are forcing them into these positions that rational people have rejected and are no longer guilted into accepting. Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 14, 2025 04:54 PM (bNf8H) 67
The Democrats and media (but I repeat myself) celebrate every time they find a white criminal like it's New Years Even 2000.
___ And some white non-criminals too. -Daniel Penny Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2025 04:54 PM (Dv3i1) 68
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here."
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 14, 2025 04:54 PM (thyeS) 69
In DC, 91% means even some criminals think crime is a problem.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 14, 2025 04:54 PM (QArof) 70
VA Democrat and Gubernatorial candidate Abigail Spanberger, along with her entire senior staff, has been deposed in a defamation case.
You can take the girl out of the CIA, but you can't take the CIA out of the girl... Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at August 14, 2025 04:55 PM (oSeBJ) 71
Black woman from DC reacts to Trump's crackdown on crime. Warning on language.
https://tinyurl.com/rb9h27tz Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 04:55 PM (2GCMq) 72
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOR Posted by: pookysgirl only knows one Drowning Pool song at August 14, 2025 04:47 PM Here wego here wego Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 04:55 PM (jc0TO) 73
Ameera Hashwi becomes the first woman to win Miss Wayne County 2025 while wearing a hijab.
Thoughts? Applebee's 6 in the hijab, 4 without it Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 04:55 PM (t0Rmr) 74
We must have common-sense sandwich control!
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 14, 2025 04:55 PM (sFNX2) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2025 04:55 PM (rvwwT) 76
Personal combat sounds like beating off in a foxhole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 14, 2025 04:55 PM (FNYiL) 77
>>@Patri0tContr0l
· >>1h BOOM. John Solomon is reporting that MULTIPLE grand juries outside of DC have begun gathering evidence related to the grand conspiracy 💥 >>He doesn’t know specifics, but theorizes that the grand jury in Pennsylvania could be related to the 2020 Election 👀 >>Solomon has witnesses that have received subpoenas from the grand juries, potentially located in Virginia, Pennsylvania, and New York. >>LFG. Things are happening behind the scenes that we don’t even know about! >>Accountability IS coming. Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 04:56 PM (viF8m) 78
Democrats would rather more black people DIE than admit their ideas don't work. let that sink in.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 14, 2025 04:56 PM (D1vbu) 79
Marc Maron talked a lot of shit about Obama if i'm not misremembering. He's the bitter comedian's bitter comedian. He always attacks Trump, but he attacks everyone. Nobody ever cared, because nobody outside of other comedians ever listens to the guy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 04:56 PM (EctuH) 80
It's not even a fucking punchline anymore. We have police leadership in multiple cities whose reflex action response to any violent crime in their city is "well they probably deserved it".
-------- The city council of Cincy made the same argument. Literally. Posted by: Crusader at August 14, 2025 04:56 PM (TN0g+) 81
73 Ameera Hashwi becomes the first woman to win Miss Wayne County 2025 while wearing a hijab.
Thoughts? Applebee's 6 in the hijab, 4 without it Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 04:55 PM (t0Rmr) Reminds me of that picture where you had to distiguish the niqabs from the trash bags... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2025 04:57 PM (ynpvh) 82
I was on the Vienna / Arlington "orange line" metro last week a few times. That's the nice line of the Metro.
Even there we had hustlers, vapers (illegally), turnstile jumpers, panhandlers, and hoboes. Basically you have to have your head on a swivel, and check each subway car to ensure there isn't a scumbag on the car who'll harass you or worse. Those who are saying DC is safe have been rummaging through Hunter's stash. Posted by: gKWVE at August 14, 2025 04:57 PM (gKWVE) 83
78 Democrats would rather more black people DIE than admit their ideas don't work. let that sink in.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 14, 2025 04:56 PM (D1vbu) ---- Um, Democrats unequivocally support Planned Parenthood murdering thousands of black babies every year. Might be just me but I think I sense a pattern here... Posted by: ballistic at August 14, 2025 04:57 PM (5aZAZ) 84
Democrats would rather more black people DIE than admit their ideas don't work. let that sink in.
----- Yes. But why is that? Because with Dems its NEVER about "results". Instead it is ALWAYS about the pure LUST for power. Posted by: Crusader at August 14, 2025 04:57 PM (TN0g+) 85
Remember that fake Republican Cuck from Delaware who Ace wanted us all to support over Christine ODonnell? He's mort. Not even worth typing his cuck name. Posted by: Soothsayer at August 14, 2025 04:58 PM (0TdXn) 86
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 14, 2025 04:54 PM (TGPs7)
The previous thread had a number of folks weighing in on this. She is young and fairly shapely but I personally can't judge attractiveness if I can't see hair . I think it has more to do with being politically correct. Is this a county that has high percentage of Muslims? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 04:58 PM (2GCMq) 87
69 In DC, 91% means even some criminals think crime is a problem.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer Some years ago, someone rna the numbers and showed that 35% of the population of Oakland had a criminal record. Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2025 04:58 PM (pMi6S) 88
>>Why are we not prosecuting these people for felonies?
I think two problems. 1. "Following orders," often all the way to a judgment proof politician. 2. Subjectivity. The guidelines and policies are internal so not a violation of law, just a matter of judgment and policy. 3. The people who report it are not the people who record it, so who do you prosecute. The only way is to go after the guys telling the recorders (cops) how to code each crime and prove they had intent to defraud. This is the problem. You either have high trust, or creeping totalitarianism. High trust societies follow conscience and duty but without that, you only have laws and terror. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 14, 2025 04:58 PM (fawOe) 89
78 Democrats would rather more black people DIE than admit their ideas don't work. let that sink in.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 14, 2025 04:56 PM (D1vbu) They want this; if not, why push abortion to the minority populations? Margret Sanger would be proud. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2025 04:58 PM (ynpvh) 90
Fake Around, Find Out!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 14, 2025 04:58 PM (i49OE) 91
Trump can only do this for a month, legally, without additional authorization. So, for one month CRUSH crime in D.C.
Then leave. Then wait as the crime rate inevitable re-surges. And the locals BEG for Trump to come back and stop it. he can then shrug and say "elect republicans and things can change." I love the idea of surging law enforcement in bad cities, unfortunately all those cities are Blue. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 14, 2025 04:58 PM (D1vbu) 92
78 Democrats would rather more black people DIE than admit their ideas don't work. let that sink in.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 14, 2025 04:56 PM (D1vbu) Sweetie. Honey. Come here. Listen... - Black people dying *is* the idea. - Posted by: The Democratic Party, 1828-present at August 14, 2025 04:59 PM (EctuH) 93
Well at least they fired and arrested that dumb ass sandwich guy.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 14, 2025 04:59 PM (D1vbu) 94
Personal combat sounds like beating off in a foxhole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 14, 2025 04:55 PM (FNYiL) --- She might have said "Private Combat". Trying to remember. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 04:59 PM (krQz2) 95
>>"It turns out her husband, a restaurant association president, disagrees."
It's amazing how many D.C. couples refuse to share a surname. It almost seems like a D.C. tradition at this point. My guess is, it's for two reasons: Protect the spouse when one gets busted for something, and more importantly, to keep the Networks from being discovered without a lot of work. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 14, 2025 04:59 PM (GYGpZ) 96
This is a good example of what I call "The Jim Fixx Fallacy" (he's the guy who made jogging into a national heath fad, then died of a heart attack while jogging):
He promoted the stats which "proved" that jogging improved your heart health, since it was shown that joggers on average had healthier hearts than the general population. After he died, the statistics were re-examined, and — oops — the reason joggers apparently had healthier hearts is that jogging killed all the joggers with bad hearts, so the surviving joggers indeed had healthier hearts, but only because jogging killed off all the weaklings. Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2025 04:52 PM In fairness, Fixx died at 52. His father died at 43, so he was 9 years to the good. And as he noted, if you run an hour every day for 24 years, and you live one year and one day longer, you come out ahead. Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 04:59 PM (jc0TO) 97
oh, and that theatrical TV lawyer who was a shitty lawyer, Gerry Spence, is mortadell. Posted by: Soothsayer at August 14, 2025 05:00 PM (0TdXn) 98
In all of human history we never solved crime problems by locking up less criminals. But I guess our elites know better.
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at August 14, 2025 05:00 PM (sc97V) 99
He promoted the stats which "proved" that jogging improved your heart health, since it was shown that joggers on average had healthier hearts than the general population.
After he died, the statistics were re-examined, and — oops — the reason joggers apparently had healthier hearts is that jogging killed all the joggers with bad hearts, so the surviving joggers indeed had healthier hearts, but only because jogging killed off all the weaklings. Posted by: zombie *SNORT Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2025 05:01 PM (Bs2bL) 100
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oh, and that theatrical TV lawyer who was a shitty lawyer, Gerry Spence, is mortadell. Posted by: Soothsayer at August 14, 2025 05:00 PM (0TdXn) So, food for the shrooms. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2025 05:01 PM (ynpvh) 101
Sweetie. Honey. Come here. Listen...
- Black people dying *is* the idea. - At a work event I was hanging around with my lefty cow-workers who think I am one of them. Abortion came up, because of course that's exactly the sort of thing you discuss with your coworkers at work. And after some blah blah freedom of choice they quickly all agreed we need free, easy to get abortions so those dark skinned people stop having so many kids. Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 05:01 PM (t0Rmr) 102
oh, and that theatrical TV lawyer who was a shitty lawyer, Gerry Spence, is mortadell.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 14, 2025 05:00 PM (0TdXn) --- He got a lot of criminals off, so I wouldn't say he was a shitty lawyer. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:01 PM (krQz2) 103
In all of human history we never solved crime problems by locking up less criminals. But I guess our elites know better.
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at August 14, 2025 05:00 PM We used to hang them. Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 05:01 PM (jc0TO) 104
98 In all of human history we never solved crime problems by locking up less criminals. But I guess our elites know better.
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at August 14, 2025 05:00 PM (sc97V) BUT, if you redefine what a crime is... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2025 05:01 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Zombie Margaret Sanger at August 14, 2025 05:01 PM (krQz2) 106
W. could have done this, but he agreed with Dems on all of the 20% sides of things.
Please, don’t remind me, what a disgratz’! That I voted for twice Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2025 05:02 PM (f279i) 107
Symone Sanders should know crime is bad, someone stole dat bitch hair !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2025 05:02 PM (NtVYv) Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2025 05:02 PM (z6okN) 109
59 This is a good example of what I call "The Jim Fixx Fallacy"
Posted by: zombie What am I, chopped liver? Posted by: Survivor Bias Fallacy at August 14, 2025 05:02 PM (fawOe) 110
>>Solomon has witnesses that have received subpoenas from the grand juries, potentially located in Virginia, Pennsylvania, and New York.
>>LFG. Things are happening behind the scenes that we don’t even know about! >>Accountability IS coming. Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 04:56 PM (viF8m) So, we are only about 5 years behind on the 'Plan' schedule? Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2025 05:02 PM (mP0Kj) 111
There was a woman from DC on X who said she had been assaulted the guy was caught and pled guilty a felony. He went to jail. She looked through the DC records and the assault, arrest and plea were not listed anywhere. Books cooked
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2025 05:02 PM (vBHAA) 112
Race Baiting should go the way of the dinosaur. A fossil footprint of history. It will be used as long as it works. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2025 05:02 PM (63Dwl) 113
And give people the day off to come watch.
Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2025 05:02 PM that was so the pickpockets could work. Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 05:03 PM (jc0TO) 114
After he died, the statistics were re-examined, and — oops — the reason joggers apparently had healthier hearts is that jogging killed all the joggers with bad hearts, so the surviving joggers indeed had healthier hearts, but only because jogging killed off all the weaklings.
Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2025 04:52 PM (pMi6S) --- I never heard that side of the story. Interesting. So, just accelerated Survival of the Fittest. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:03 PM (krQz2) 115
They don't want to own that their idiot black kids are doing all of this. Admitting that causes all kinds of issues. That Harry Carson lookin Sanders doesn't want any part of that. Or is it Carl Banks? Darryl Talley? Bruce Smith? Fred Smerlas? Posted by: REv Dr E Buzz at August 14, 2025 05:03 PM (Ue5GB) 116
Not being overweight is one of the best things you can do for your health, be it jogging, dieting, or whatever.
I do know jogging isn't great for your joints over a long period of time - humans are more designed for a lot of walking then a lot of running, but I suspect if you took an average group of overweight Americans and got them on a jogging regime they would outlive their control group peers. Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 05:03 PM (t0Rmr) Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2025 05:04 PM (z6okN) 118
There's an old company brand that's still around called Rectorseal. They make plumbing products. Sounds like anus related stuff, no? Like buttplugs. Posted by: Soothsayer at August 14, 2025 05:04 PM (0TdXn) 119
As the saying goes, being fit may not add years to your life but, it will add life to your years.
Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 05:04 PM (jc0TO) 120
To Leftists crime stats go down because they let them off Scott free
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2025 05:04 PM (+qU29) 121
71 Black woman from DC reacts to Trump's crackdown on crime. Warning on language.
https://tinyurl.com/rb9h27tz Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 04:55 PM (2GCMq) Janie helped raise me from childhood til college. All it took was one look and I'd stop whatever I was doing and behave. She never did more than tell me off (no cussin). Felt sorry for my brother as I was such a bully and he was her favorite. But she'd rip the gardener's skin off and my brother and I got to listen (before mother got in the car). The N word was thrown (which I still don't say and was not allowed to say). And that was mild what she called Willis. Who did, admittedly, smell pretty dang bad. She'd tell him this anytime she could very loudly (cause he was deaf). I did not have a normal childhood at all. But it was a good one! I cried and flipped out my new husband (crying is rare with me) when I heard Janie was very sick and in the hospital. We were broke but he offered to fly me home to see her. That is how much I loved that lady. She told my mother, hearing I was going to nursing school, "I feel sorry for her patients!" Ha! We were all scared of her wrath, including my parents! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2025 05:04 PM (6PCLE) 122
So, just accelerated Survival of the Fittest.
Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:03 PM (krQz2) (ISWYDT) Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 05:05 PM (EctuH) 123
So, we are only about 5 years behind on the 'Plan' schedule?
Posted by: Romeo13 I hear that in just two more weeks a Bombshell will be revealed and the Kraken will be released. Two weeks! Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 14, 2025 05:05 PM (GYGpZ) 124
>>Not being overweight is one of the best things you can do for your health, be it jogging, dieting, or whatever.
Yep - 20-30 min of exercise every other day is all it takes to get started. As soon as you get to where you can increase that to an hour per session, find some hills. Nothing encourages weight loss like gravity. Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2025 05:05 PM (z6okN) 125
BUT, if you redefine what a crime is...
If you get them to explain their real belief they'll tell you *private property* is the real crime so no one should be locked up for stealing. Of course if you then try to take their stuff they'll call the cops Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 05:05 PM (t0Rmr) 126
Reminiscent of when people were complaining about violence in DC when Marion Berry was mayor, and Berry's response was to note that almost all of this violence was merely black people killing other black people, so why should white people care about it?
Posted by: Rich DC Resident! at August 14, 2025 04:51 PM They wont even go after gangs shooting at each other in chicago any longer. The prosecutor has deemed they are engaged in mutual combat and that is part of their culture and who are we to make them stop. So a few innocents get killed, it's not that big of a deal. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 14, 2025 05:05 PM (0N4FZ) 127
Because with Dems its NEVER about "results". Instead it is ALWAYS about the pure LUST for power. Posted by: Crusader at August 14, 2025 04:57 PM (TN0g+)
Black bodies are like the human wave attacks of the communist Chinese. Just expendable cannon fodder used to overwhelm the opposition. They want gun control, and they'll stack black bodies like cordwood till they get it. And they say we are racist ones. I want the murder rate to be zero, rapes zero, robberies, zero, car jacking zero. I don't want a single person of any color to fear for their lives. What you are going to find, is out of 100 people, 10 are committing 90% of the crimes. Seriously - that is what the Broken windows philosophy taught us - a few bad people, caught early in their sociopathic careers, make a huge difference in public safety. You stop a hundred OTHER cimes they would have committed. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 14, 2025 05:05 PM (D1vbu) 128
I brought this up yesterday.
The Left firmly believes that perpetrators of crimes were driven to such a state by an oppressive society, so crime is justice. (Or, at least they act like they believe-- That is what all the LLM tokens in their pitiful brains line up and tell them to say.) They really do support crime, and they think crack-downs are more oppression. Marxism. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 14, 2025 05:05 PM (fawOe) 129
Pickle lovers: Did you know Vlasic (which always reminds me of the word "vasectomy") makes a snack called "PICKLE BALLS?" They're crunchy dill-pickle flavored treats. Posted by: Soothsayer at August 14, 2025 05:06 PM (0TdXn) 130
So, it's a Gainz Thread then?
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's a Gainz Thread at August 14, 2025 05:06 PM (jc0TO) 131
Clinton's Epstein-fixer was found hanging by the neck with a fatal shotgun wound to the chest and...no shotgun.
The cops ruled it a suicide. Posted by: 18-1 ======= To be fair, Arkansas had to develop a whole new statistical category of those who had information that could lead to the conviction of Hillary Clinton. That way, a whole group of indeterminate deaths could be closed out in Arkansas as suicides. Posted by: whig at August 14, 2025 05:06 PM (ctrM5) 132
Please, don’t remind me, what a disgratz’!
That I voted for twice Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2025 05:02 PM (f279i) If it makes you feel any better, the first vote I cast, ever, was for John McCain in the 2000 presidential primary. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at August 14, 2025 05:06 PM (oSeBJ) 133
At a work event I was hanging around with my lefty cow-workers who think I am one of them. Abortion came up, because of course that's exactly the sort of thing you discuss with your coworkers at work.
And after some blah blah freedom of choice they quickly all agreed we need free, easy to get abortions so those dark skinned people stop having so many kids. Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 05:01 PM In the Boston area? Oh, hell to the yeah. Lefties to the core, and racist af. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 05:06 PM (kgE5c) 134
DC Mayor Muriel Bowser has jetted off to Martha's Vineyard.
Mere incompetence can't come close to covering this. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 14, 2025 04:45 PM (paSBy) --- No doubt to have a summit with Karen Bass about the scourge of "White Supremacy". Posted by: Darth Randall at August 14, 2025 05:06 PM (f1kZG) 135
96 This is a good example of what I call "The Jim Fixx Fallacy" (he's the guy who made jogging into a national heath fad, then died of a heart attack while jogging):
He promoted the stats which "proved" that jogging improved your heart health, since it was shown that joggers on average had healthier hearts than the general population. After he died, the statistics were re-examined, and — oops — the reason joggers apparently had healthier hearts is that jogging killed all the joggers with bad hearts, so the surviving joggers indeed had healthier hearts, but only because jogging killed off all the weaklings. Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2025 04:52 PM In fairness, Fixx died at 52. His father died at 43, so he was 9 years to the good. And as he noted, if you run an hour every day for 24 years, and you live one year and one day longer, you come out ahead. Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 04:59 PM (jc0TO There's a real limit to what we can do to avoid our own bad genetics etc. But if you get regular exercise, your day-to-day quality of life is going to be better even if you don't significantly extend your life. People chorfling at Jimm Fixx's demise are kind of doofuses. Posted by: Enemy of the People (of Wal-Mart) at August 14, 2025 05:06 PM (SSEhk) 136
@79
>>Marc Maron talked a lot of shit about Obama if i'm not misremembering. Maron is a D tier circuit comedian, he's just one step above Johnnys Chuckle Factory in downtown Sheboygan. Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2025 05:07 PM (SsXSs) 137
Did you know Vlasic (which always reminds me of the word "vasectomy") makes a snack called "PICKLE BALLS?"
They're crunchy dill-pickle flavored treats. Posted by: Soothsayer at August 14, 2025 05:06 PM I saw those the other day and immediately thought of Doof. ![]() Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 05:07 PM (kgE5c) 138
If you get them to explain their real belief they'll tell you *private property* is the real crime so no one should be locked up for stealing.
Of course if you then try to take their stuff they'll call the cops Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 05:05 PM (t0Rmr) I did that to some asshole at a bar who was crashing in on our crowd. Started getting all Internet Hippie Socialist. As soon as he said "Private ownership is immoral, man!", I said "Oh? Neat!", and I grabbed his beer and got up and left. I was a legend, for a little while. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 05:07 PM (EctuH) 139
Here's how bad DC homicide rates are:
NYC: 4.3 homicides/100k residents -- 2024 D.C: 29.0 homicides/100k residents -- 2024 The homicide rate in D.C. in 2023 was over 40 per 100k! Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 14, 2025 05:07 PM (XMwZJ) 140
No laws, crime stats go down.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 14, 2025 05:08 PM (D1vbu) 141
Alamo Candy Company (never heard of it) makes "Sour Pickle Balls," advertised as "The Great Taste of Texas" Is it true? Do they taste like Texas? Posted by: Soothsayer at August 14, 2025 05:08 PM (0TdXn) 142
What DC needs is for Bill Barr to come in and say what he is doing and then do something totally opposite in private.
He's helpful like that. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2025 05:08 PM (rvwwT) 143
DC should be nuked from space.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 14, 2025 05:09 PM (/U5Yz) 144
Symone Sanders: "I'm a black woman in America. I do not always think that more police make streets safer."
Straighten up you mopes! There is black woman speaking! Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 14, 2025 05:09 PM (9vYpt) Posted by: Jean Jacques Rousseau at August 14, 2025 05:09 PM (Riz8t) 146
DC should be nuked from space.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 14, 2025 05:09 PM *nods* It's the only way to be sure. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 05:09 PM (kgE5c) 147
What DC needs is for Bill Barr to come in and say what he is doing and then do something totally opposite in private.
He's helpful like that. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2025 05:08 PM He can be counted on to have a few mothers shot. Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 05:10 PM (jc0TO) 148
Is it true? Do they taste like Texas?
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 14, 2025 05:08 PM (0TdXn) Almost. They taste like Texas's balls. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at August 14, 2025 05:10 PM (oSeBJ) 149
There's a real limit to what we can do to avoid our own bad genetics etc. But if you get regular exercise, your day-to-day quality of life is going to be better even if you don't significantly extend your life. People chorfling at Jimm Fixx's demise are kind of doofuses.
Posted by: Enemy of the People (of Wal-Mart) at August 14, 2025 05:06 PM (SSEhk) --- Yeah, but probably if Fixx had started the walking craze, he might have been alive longer. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:10 PM (krQz2) 150
144 Symone Sanders: "I'm a black woman in America. I do not always think that more police make streets safer."
Straighten up you mopes! There is black woman speaking! Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 14, 2025 05:09 PM (9vYpt) I barely noticed she had a head. Posted by: Jubblies, Wonderful Jubblies at August 14, 2025 05:10 PM (SSEhk) 151
Can you nuke DC without hurting all the cool monuments?
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2025 05:11 PM (fV+MH) 152
Ameera Hashwi becomes the first woman to win Miss Wayne County 2025 while wearing a hijab.
Thoughts? _____ Hair can help a lot with looks. Not many women can rock the short haircut. The hijab is somewhere between short hair and bald. Plus if there is fat in the face, and a big nose, it looks like the hijab is applying pressure on all that and squeezing it out. I haven't seen any side by sides of women with/without their hijab, but I suspect that in most cases, the hijab detracts. Probably one of the reasons why the arab migrants can't control themselves when they see Western women. Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2025 05:11 PM (Dv3i1) 153
Can you nuke DC without hurting all the cool monuments?
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2025 05:11 PM "Radiation enhancement" weapons. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 05:11 PM (kgE5c) 154
Her tits and her head are exactly the same size. I wonder if she has hairy tits ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2025 05:11 PM (NtVYv) 155
Jessica Tarlov just said that hundreds of police officers were attacked on January 6.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2025 05:12 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: Neutron bomb at August 14, 2025 05:12 PM (Riz8t) 157
Symone Sanders: "I'm a black woman in America. I do not always think that more police make streets safer."
Straighten up you mopes! There is black woman speaking! Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 14, 2025 05:09 PM (9vYpt) --- Plante said that there is some poll out there that shows that 91% of DC would like to see a reduction in crime. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:12 PM (krQz2) 158
Can you nuke DC without hurting all the cool monuments?
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2025 05:11 PM We got seven canisters of CN-20. I say we roll them in there and nerve gas the whole fucking nest. Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 05:13 PM (jc0TO) 159
I barely noticed she had a head.
Posted by: Jubblies, Wonderful Jubblies at August 14, 2025 05:10 PM Do not be seduced by the ta-tas. They're attached to communist crazy. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 05:13 PM (kgE5c) Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 05:13 PM (EctuH) 161
156 Can you nuke DC without hurting all the cool monuments?
*cough* Posted by: Neutron bomb at August 14, 2025 05:12 PM (Riz8t) https://youtu.be/SOscjUHPY-o Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2025 05:14 PM (ynpvh) 162
Jessica Tarlov just said that hundreds of police officers were attacked on January 6.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2025 05:12 PM (63Dwl) --- There might have been. But 180 LEOs went to the hospital or had lost-time injuries as a result of the May 2020 White House siege--which Dems never talk about. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:14 PM (krQz2) 163
Maybe cops everywhere need something like the Nielsen ratings to independently monitor crime stats, since they can’t do it without lying.
Here come the people pissed that I gored their ox. Posted by: Cow Demon at August 14, 2025 05:14 PM (gkpAx) 164
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2025 05:04 PM (6PCLE)
I appreciate the accounts you share of your life and adventures. You should considering putting it in a book. I had a black nanny when I was growing up until I went to school because parents worked full time. I loved her. The concern about language is not I never curse. I'm under family stress right now so I'm cursing more than usual in private. I m just sort of tired of people using f"ing and shi* as words for things every single time they have a complaint , but the white people do it as well. I guess we usually can't tell the stresses people are under unless they tell us , but "this f'ing sh@ tap isn't working right now" said by some young woman in the ladies room seemed a bit much. Uggh- had you thought of moving to the next sink? No; I didn't say that Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 05:14 PM (2GCMq) 165
I'm gonna say it because it needs saying: Black people on TV are modern Minstrel Acts. All they do Shuck & Jive for their rich, white employers such as cnn & msnbc, who pay their black minstrel actors to go on TV and just say I'm black, y'all. I'm black, ya'll. Blackity black black, yo. Black this, black that, y'all. Posted by: Soothsayer at August 14, 2025 05:14 PM (0TdXn) 166
"fat" might be under steward's review, but otherwise I think you hit the perfecta.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 04:44 PM (EctuH) ____________________________ Holy smokes!! That's what I pictured. New theory: The space aliens are already here, and they are conquering us by removing the police chiefs across the country and replacing with android archetypes reflecting female, overweight, lesbians with glasses and an attitude. They all look the same. Act the same. And, most importantly, achieve the same results (which is below the mean). Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2025 05:14 PM (dIske) Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 14, 2025 05:15 PM (/U5Yz) 168
So Newsome is gonna hold a special election Nov 4th to gerrymander the rest of CA for the Dems....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2025 05:15 PM (VE6XX) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2025 05:15 PM (63Dwl) 170
Her tits and her head are exactly the same size. I wonder if she has hairy tits ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2025 05:11 PM I heard a female comedian refer to those as "hairyolas". Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 05:15 PM (kgE5c) 171
Anna Paulina Luna https://tinyurl.com/4u4tn3yc
says extra-dimensional beings are among us. Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 14, 2025 05:15 PM Duh. Posted by: We are Legion at August 14, 2025 05:15 PM (jc0TO) 172
Posted by: Neutron bomb at August 14, 2025 05:12 PM (Riz8t)
https://youtu.be/SOscjUHPY-o Great song and great group. Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 05:16 PM (Riz8t) 173
"This is a critical falsification for the left, because they have pursued a policy of "decarceration" and, essentially, immunity of black people from criminal law since George Floyd's heart committed a racial assault against him."
I would have used "celebrated falsification". Just another black woman speaking... https://is.gd/JdizJp Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 14, 2025 05:16 PM (9vYpt) 174
The concern about language is not I never curse. I'm under family stress right now so I'm cursing more than usual in private. I m just sort of tired of people using f"ing and shi* as words for things every single time they have a complaint , but the white people do it as well. I guess we usually can't tell the stresses people are under unless they tell us , but "this f'ing sh@ tap isn't working right now" said by some young woman in the ladies room seemed a bit much. Uggh- had you thought of moving to the next sink? No; I didn't say that
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 05:14 PM (2GCMq) You dirty dog. You maybe need to stop hanging out with us hoodlums. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2025 05:17 PM (SSEhk) 175
DC reported murder rate is triple the rate in LA and five times the rate in New York. And that is a low count.
For all we know it is 10X New York, and 5X LA. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 14, 2025 05:17 PM (D1vbu) 176
Got that right -
Hillary is a disgusting, evil creature. The lying is too casual. Link to X - (DC murder history) https://tinyurl.com/y545kmjr Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2025 05:17 PM (Dv3i1) 177
The concern about language is not I never curse. I'm under family stress right now so I'm cursing more than usual in private. I m just sort of tired of people using f"ing and shi* as words for things every single time they have a complaint , but the white people do it as well. I guess we usually can't tell the stresses people are under unless they tell us , but "this f'ing sh@ tap isn't working right now" said by some young woman in the ladies room seemed a bit much. Uggh- had you thought of moving to the next sink? No; I didn't say that
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 05:14 PM Fen, do not ever visit Australia. Just sayin'. ![]() Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 05:18 PM (kgE5c) 178
Back in 1992 I had been collecting for about 5 years local crime stats for my precincts in LA's Ramparts Divison and publishing them for our local org. It was at that time that Bush41 was making a big push to help city crime enforcement.
Of course they wanted to brag about results. As it so happened I noticed how several car break-ins on my own street became only one. The explanation was since it happened on the same night it was the same criminal. So one crime. When questioned further I discovered that it was the same for a number of crimes I wouldn't personally be aware of. Anyone care to bet that since then things have returned to normal? Posted by: Pascal at August 14, 2025 05:18 PM (zwCAN) 179
Here's how bad DC homicide rates are:
NYC: 4.3 homicides/100k residents -- 2024 D.C: 29.0 homicides/100k residents -- 2024 The homicide rate in D.C. in 2023 was over 40 per 100k! Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 14, 2025 05:07 PM (XMwZJ) --- Chris Plante had this segment on the capitol cities of the World and their murder rates. Number one was DC with 41 murders per 100k. Second was some 3rd world capitol with ~ 16-17 per 100k. Baghdad was 3rd, with like 15 per 100k. London had 1.1 murders per 100k. But to pro-crime Dems, that's okay. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:18 PM (krQz2) 180
Is it true? Do they taste like Texas?
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 14, 2025 05:08 PM (0TdXn) If it tasted like drinking out of a filthy hoof-print, you should be happy to get it. Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2025 05:19 PM (rbvCR) 181
"We got seven canisters of CN-20. I say we roll them in there and nerve gas the whole fucking nest.
Posted by: toby928" You talk real purty. Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2025 05:19 PM (fV+MH) 182
You may not live very long if you jog. If you jog for only ten years and get hit by a bus and died then you lost years because you were out jogging.
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2025 05:19 PM (iwlvf) 183
DC reported murder rate is triple the rate in LA and five times the rate in New York. And that is a low count.
For all we know it is 10X New York, and 5X LA. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 14, 2025 05:17 PM (D1vbu) --- But Dems proudly proclaimed that DC was not in the top 25 most dangerous cities, so ... let them eat each other, or something. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:20 PM (krQz2) 184
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2025 05:17 PM (SSEhk)
I have never called anyone here a hoodlum nor do I think of anyone here as a hoodlum. It probably comes from having a mother who almost never cursed but merely said " damn" I think she thought of using cursing as sort of lazy language and was a n English professor I don't say "f'ing shit in church either . Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 05:20 PM (2GCMq) 185
But Dems proudly proclaimed that DC was not in the top 25 most dangerous cities, so ...
Dems say a lot of things. Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 05:21 PM (Riz8t) 186
Not being overweight is one of the best things you can do for your health, be it jogging, dieting, or whatever.
I do know jogging isn't great for your joints over a long period of time - humans are more designed for a lot of walking then a lot of running, but I suspect if you took an average group of overweight Americans and got them on a jogging regime they would outlive their control group peers. Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 05:03 PM (t0Rmr) Especially if they run or walk on grass. Concrete adds more stress, no give. Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2025 05:21 PM (8avO+) 187
>>>I haven't bothered to look. Is the police chief in DC a fat, female lesbian type with a head the shape of a turnip wearing glasses?
I'll bet I got at least three of those point right. yes. exactly. the other day I said "points, at least, for not being morbidly obese." But I didn't see her body. Later I saw it when she stepped back from the camera. If not morbidly obese, at least obese. Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 05:21 PM (KRtlO) 188
I'm beginning to think that Democrats may say whatever they believe will help there cause.
This creeping cynicism is not something I expected to encounter in my tender years. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2025 05:22 PM (0sNs1) 189
memories of that week surely factor into Trump's decision to secure DC
180 LEOs went to the hospital or had lost-time injuries as a result of the May 2020 White House siege--which Dems never talk about. Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2025 05:22 PM (6z+Zw) 190
I haven't bothered to look. Is the police chief in DC a fat, female lesbian type with a head the shape of a turnip wearing glasses?
I'll bet I got at least three of those point right. --- And if you need her to help you out a situation, you got yourself into a bad situation. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:22 PM (krQz2) 191
So, we are only about 5 years behind on the 'Plan' schedule?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 14, 2025 05:02 PM (mP0Kj) ———- Wheels are in motion! Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 14, 2025 05:23 PM (zucrn) 192
>>The concern about language is not I never curse. I'm under family stress right now so I'm cursing more than usual in private. I m just sort of tired of people using f"ing and shi* as words for things every single time they have a complaint , but the white people do it as well...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 05:14 PM I hear that. I'm trying to limit my use of profanity. I sometimes use it, but I'm now hearing it, too (well, hearing and *noticing*) and it sounds stupid and ugly. Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 05:23 PM (KRtlO) 193
The concern about language is not I never curse. I'm under family stress right now so I'm cursing more than usual in private. I m just sort of tired of people using f"ing and shi* as words for things every single time they have a complaint , but the white people do it as well. I guess we usually can't tell the stresses people are under unless they tell us , but "this f'ing sh@ tap isn't working right now" said by some young woman in the ladies room seemed a bit much. Uggh- had you thought of moving to the next sink? No; I didn't say that
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 05:14 PM (2GCMq) You dirty dog. You maybe need to stop hanging out with us hoodlums. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2025 05:17 PM (SSEhk) The proper term is "Hoodla" from the Latin neuter plural Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2025 05:23 PM (8avO+) 194
Has anybody put the sandwich thrower video to Benny Hill yet?, because that's what it reminded me of.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 14, 2025 05:23 PM (rvwwT) 195
I'm beginning to think that Democrats may say whatever they believe will help there cause.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2025 05:22 PM (0sNs1) --- Ding. Ding. Ding. Because words are cheap. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:24 PM (krQz2) 196
I don't say "f'ing shit in church either .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 05:20 PM (2GCMq) Maybe start smaller and work up to it. And save the big guns for big game. If you see parishioners' eyes drooping, bust out a "Can I get a fuckin' A-men?" These sermon tips are free. You don't have to pay me. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2025 05:24 PM (SSEhk) 197
I guess we usually can't tell the stresses people are under unless they tell us , but "this f'ing sh@ tap isn't working right now" said by some young woman in the ladies room seemed a bit much. Uggh- had you thought of moving to the next sink? No; I didn't say that
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 05:14 PM (2GCMq) I only cuss in the privacy of my home with my husband. I can control it. He fears someday I will be senile and can't. I try to behave and Janie would be mad at me. If you saw the movie, The Help, that's where I was. But we sure as heck did not have a separate bathroom! Insane stuff! They were family and we all attended funerals for them and vice versa. The only time I cried after my father died was when Janie and Mary (her daughter...I knew them both from birth) sent $20 to my mother for flowers. Good women. I was very lucky to know them. They both gave me dishes for our wedding. I got lectured by Janie for not picking out a china pattern vs stoneware. She told me that I might not ever get my grandmother's if my aunt lived to be as old (she was correct). They were invited to our wedding but refused to come as there were "too many white people." Loved them. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2025 05:24 PM (6PCLE) 198
>>But I didn't see her body. Later I saw it when she stepped back from the camera. If not morbidly obese, at least obese.
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 05:21 PM (KRtlO) __ She is what my high school cruising buddies called a "car chick." Looks pretty good in the car through the window, but when she gets out - BOWLING PIN! Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 14, 2025 05:24 PM (bNf8H) 199
Honestly you have to be pretty pissed to throw your damn sammich at somebody.
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2025 05:25 PM (fV+MH) 200
This Trump guy doesn't seem half bad.
Posted by: Cray Cray at August 14, 2025 05:25 PM (EES2L) 201
I hear that. I'm trying to limit my use of profanity. I sometimes use it, but I'm now hearing it, too (well, hearing and *noticing*) and it sounds stupid and ugly.
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 05:23 PM (KRtlO) --- It once used to be a signal of a low vocabulary. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:25 PM (krQz2) 202
so here's a joke I censored but I'll post it here anyway
I was going to write this but... "I support capitalism. I support law and order. I believe America and the American ideal and the American people. I believe in Busty Lesbian MILFs farting in the faces of Busty Lesbian Teens. I believe in love." Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 05:25 PM (KRtlO) 203
"Wind turbines are like strippers. They stop working when you stop throwing money at them."
Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2025 05:25 PM (rbvCR) 204
For a while I had picked up "Christ on a Raft" as ax expletive but now I wonder if it even is one, since he was indeed on a raft at some point. There was a stained glass window of him on it in our Church growing up. He was pulling Peter out of the water.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2025 05:26 PM (8avO+) 205
63 44 The Paolo vs Sandra Fluke
Who...wins? Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 04:50 PM (t0Rmr) It's like dropping a cat with buttered toast tied to it's back Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2025 04:54 PM (ynpvh) Feline Butterology posits that the cat may hover in the air spinning between feet and toast side down, creating a perpetual motion machine. I shudder to think what would happen with The Paolo and Fluke. I'm guessing though that The Paolo would say the only winning move is to not play. "I am, how you say, taking my balls and going home". Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 14, 2025 05:26 PM (8hxDK) 206
I hear that. I'm trying to limit my use of profanity. I sometimes use it, but I'm now hearing it, too (well, hearing and *noticing*) and it sounds stupid and ugly.
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 05:23 PM (KRtlO) It is for those with limited vocabulary. Sometimes, however, I do laugh when I read it as I am evil. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2025 05:26 PM (6PCLE) 207
>>>She is what my high school cruising buddies called a "car chick." Looks pretty good in the car through the window, but when she gets out - BOWLING PIN!
I think she just has cheekbones, which hides the weight, facially Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 05:26 PM (KRtlO) 208
After years of struggling and millions of taxpayer dollars, the doors to Kansas City's Sun Fresh Market closed for good on Tuesday. Sun Fresh was owned and operated by the city and was supposed to be "self-sustaining."
Zohran Mamdani: "They didn't have the right people in charge. This time, it will work!" Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2025 05:26 PM (0sNs1) 209
The Paolo vs Sandra Fluke
Who...wins? Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 04:50 PM (t0Rmr) --- Definitely not The Paolo. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:27 PM (krQz2) 210
202 so here's a joke I censored but I'll post it here anyway
I was going to write this but... "I support capitalism. I support law and order. I believe America and the American ideal and the American people. I believe in Busty Lesbian MILFs farting in the faces of Busty Lesbian Teens. I believe in love." Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 05:25 PM (KRtlO) You and Chuck Tingle. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - love is real at August 14, 2025 05:27 PM (SSEhk) 211
After years of struggling and millions of taxpayer dollars, the doors to Kansas City's Sun Fresh Market closed for good on Tuesday. Sun Fresh was owned and operated by the city and was supposed to be "self-sustaining."
Zohran Mamdani: "They didn't have the right people in charge. This time, it will work!" Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2025 05:26 PM (0sNs1) --- Real stupidity has never been tried! Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:28 PM (krQz2) 212
Zohran Mamdani: "They didn't have the right people in charge. This time, it will work!" Mamdani doesn't care if that happens in NY City.. He'd never have to use it... Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2025 05:29 PM (VE6XX) 213
>>>You and Chuck Tingle.
i didn't know what this meant before I looked it up and I was happier then Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 05:29 PM (KRtlO) 214
""I support capitalism. I support law and order. I believe America and the American ideal and the American people. I believe in Busty Lesbian MILFs farting in the faces of Busty Lesbian Teens. I believe in love."
Posted by: ace " One single tear. Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2025 05:29 PM (fV+MH) 215
You may not live very long if you jog. If you jog for only ten years and get hit by a bus and died then you lost years because you were out jogging.
Posted by: Case at August 14, 2025 05:19 PM (iwlvf) You can listen to audiobooks whilst jogging. Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2025 05:29 PM (8avO+) Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:29 PM (krQz2) 217
Fluke's a pimp. She never could out-f*ght Paolo.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2025 05:30 PM (0sNs1) 218
But Dems proudly proclaimed that DC was not in the top 25 most dangerous cities, so ...
Well, they falsified the "not", too... Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2025 05:30 PM (jBtak) 219
"Wind turbines are like strippers. They stop working when you stop throwing money at them."
--------- That should be crocheted on a couch pillow. Posted by: Crusader at August 14, 2025 05:30 PM (TN0g+) 220
If Brandi Love can't scissor with a teenager then this isn't America!!!
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2025 05:30 PM (fV+MH) 221
For a while I had picked up "Christ on a Raft" as ax expletive Sounds like restaurant slang for a certain order. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2025 05:30 PM (63Dwl) 222
One single tear.
Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2025 05:29 PM (fV+MH) --- In each passing year. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:30 PM (krQz2) 223
That police chief who didn't know what a chain of command is? Literally a DEI hire. I'm not even joking, she was hired to be in charge of DEI programs for the police then got promoted to chief. She's as qualified as your company's HR head.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 05:31 PM (dfIr7) Posted by: Case at August 14, 2025 05:31 PM (iwlvf) 225
After years of struggling and millions of taxpayer dollars, the doors to Kansas City's Sun Fresh Market closed for good on Tuesday. Sun Fresh was owned and operated by the city and was supposed to be "self-sustaining."
Zohran Mamdani: "They didn't have the right people in charge. This time, it will work!" Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2025 05:26 PM (0sNs1) --- Real stupidity has never been tried! Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:28 PM (krQz2) It would have been simpler to just pay the real grocers a subsidy to reduce their margins. Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2025 05:31 PM (8avO+) 226
A story arc right out of "The Wire" -- as are a number of blue shitholes' pathologies ... unexpectedly.
Posted by: ShainS -- Disruptor-in-Chief 2028! at August 14, 2025 05:31 PM (fgNwq) 227
It's almost like Trump's team looks at polling, picks any issue with 90% favorability, then has Trump run with it, knowing the Dems will stupidly always oppose him, forcing them to defend a 90/10 issue. More please...
Posted by: toddg at August 14, 2025 05:31 PM (aGKc9) 228
Mamdani will drain NY dry.
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2025 05:32 PM (+qU29) 229
It would have been simpler to just pay the real grocers a subsidy to reduce their margins.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2025 05:31 PM (8avO+) --- And you could take it away from them and give it to someone who served the state better! Posted by: Fascism at August 14, 2025 05:32 PM (krQz2) 230
My newsfeed just told me s 34 yr old mother of ten was shot to death in FL. Her mother had been murdered in 2003. Bad luck runs in the family
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2025 05:32 PM (vBHAA) 231
>>>216 Remember, if Ace invites you to dinner, have a golden android friend.
I don't know what this means. you people are confusing me. I think i haven't been in the comments enough because I'm not current with the references. Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 05:32 PM (KRtlO) 232
Is it true? Do they taste like Texas? Posted by: Soothsayer at August 14, 2025 05:08 PM (0TdXn) If it tasted like drinking out of a filthy hoof-print, you should be happy to get it. Posted by: Kindltot Ehich one of you gets the Daniel Webster cigar? Which one of you buys it? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 14, 2025 05:32 PM (Tv15w) 233
She's as qualified as your company's HR head.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 05:31 PM (dfIr7) One of these days someone is going to be the last one to joke about HR! I will fire every last one of you. And I won’t even be nice about it! Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2025 05:32 PM (pZEOD) 234
213 >>>You and Chuck Tingle.
i didn't know what this meant before I looked it up and I was happier then Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 05:29 PM (KRtlO) Knowledge is sometimes like that. Wiser but sadder. Getting to know Chuck Tingle is like eating from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. But al the fruit is banana-shaped. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - love is real at August 14, 2025 05:32 PM (SSEhk) 235
Cussing is for effect. If you have something you actually want to say or explain seriously, dropping f bombs is weird.
If you're angry and ranting and firing for effect, then bomb away. And if you are in a place that would frown upon cussing, then they'll probably frown on ranting, too, so it's self enforcing. That's my take on it, anyway. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 05:33 PM (EctuH) 236
are we still doing "They right it off, Jerry" ?
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 05:33 PM (KRtlO) 237
For a while I had picked up "Christ on a Raft" as ax expletive
Sounds like restaurant slang for a certain order. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2025 05:30 PM (63Dwl) Another phrase I had was "Curse you to death and darkness" which I had been using for a long time ironically then when LOTR came out its what Boromir says when failing to take the ring from Frodo. Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2025 05:33 PM (8avO+) 238
Mamdani will drain NY dry.
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2025 05:32 PM While it's yet to be written, that is the story of The Paolo and I. Posted by: Sandra F. at August 14, 2025 05:33 PM (En3ts) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 05:34 PM (dfIr7) 240
It's almost like Trump's team looks at polling, picks any issue with 90% favorability, then has Trump run with it, knowing the Dems will stupidly always oppose him, forcing them to defend a 90/10 issue. More please...
Posted by: toddg at August 14, 2025 05:31 PM (aGKc9) --- You have to ask yourself why any 90/10 issue isn't already in motion. That it would not be can serve as a determinant of who really likes "democracy". Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:34 PM (krQz2) 241
Remember, if Ace invites you to dinner, have a golden android friend. One who speaks with the voice of Joan Rivers? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2025 05:34 PM (63Dwl) 242
235 Cussing is for effect. If you have something you actually want to say or explain seriously, dropping f bombs is weird.
I swear like a sailor... Ask my husband.. He was one... Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2025 05:34 PM (VE6XX) 243
One of these days someone is going to be the last one to joke about HR! I will fire every last one of you. And I won’t even be nice about it!
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2025 05:32 PM (pZEOD) Sounds like somebody here is making it a hostile work environment. Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2025 05:34 PM (8avO+) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 14, 2025 05:34 PM (Tv15w) 245
... since George Floyd's heart committed a racial assault against him.
-------------- I thought it was fentanyl up the butt, Bob? Posted by: ShainS -- Disruptor-in-Chief 2028! at August 14, 2025 05:35 PM (fgNwq) 246
One of these days someone is going to be the last one to joke about HR! I will fire every last one of you. And I won’t even be nice about it!
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2025 05:32 PM Two words: Hostile workplace. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2025 05:35 PM (0sNs1) 247
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Is Ace familiar with the man-vulva "comedian" named Marc Maron? He's a failed podcaster who pretends he's apolitical but always talks shit about the non-left. Well, he's acting out. He's being more of a bitch than ever. If Ace knows who this untalented, boring old cuck is, I'd like to hear his take on Marc Maron. I think i remember that guy; didn't he have a show? My wife was watching it; so much what passes for comedy now is cringe to me. I thought he was an a**hole. Not the funny kind. Posted by: Nelly at August 14, 2025 05:35 PM (cHLus) 248
Schumer has started cursing. He's desperate. AOC is breathing down his neck and not in a good way
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2025 05:35 PM (vBHAA) 249
You have to ask yourself why any 90/10 issue isn't already in motion.
That it would not be can serve as a determinant of who really likes "democracy". Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:34 PM (krQz2) We know why, its called G O P e. Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2025 05:35 PM (8avO+) Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2025 05:36 PM (pZEOD) 251
Remember, if Ace invites you to dinner, have a golden android friend.
I don't know what this means. you people are confusing me. I think i haven't been in the comments enough because I'm not current with the references. Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 05:32 PM (KRtlO) --- The Ewoks were going to eat Han, Luke, Leia and party until they mistook C3PO for their god. Rewatch the .5 good movie of the series I call "2.5 good movies going on 50 years ago." Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:36 PM (krQz2) 252
And the horde mind strikes again!
I still put it in your record, though. Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2025 05:36 PM (pZEOD) ... but i don't even really work here! Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 05:37 PM (EctuH) 253
Whatever happened to our search for new tropes?
Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 05:37 PM (jc0TO) 254
I hear that. I'm trying to limit my use of profanity. I sometimes use it, but I'm now hearing it, too (well, hearing and *noticing*) and it sounds stupid and ugly.
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 05:23 PM (KRtlO) --- It once used to be a signal of a low vocabulary. And yet there are some on this here site who say if you object to Trump's cursing, you're a p***y who is unwilling to do what needs to be done. Because apparently profanity helps in rescuing the country in some way. Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 05:37 PM (Riz8t) 255
are we still doing "They right it off, Jerry" ?
Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 05:33 PM (KRtlO) --- It's evergreen. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:38 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2025 05:38 PM (MLHNM) 257
Not the most dangerous Capitol City in history. Berlin in March and early April, 1945.
Posted by: Less Graffiti, Though at August 14, 2025 05:38 PM (G5+As) 258
Hey all!
*waves gaily* Minnesota is # 5 in best states to live! * jazz hands* Link to Powerlink - https://tinyurl.com/462rrbpn Posted by: Timmy Walz at August 14, 2025 05:38 PM (Dv3i1) 259
Not the most dangerous Capitol City in history. Berlin in March and early April, 1945.
Posted by: Less Graffiti, Though at August 14, 2025 05:38 PM (G5+As) Tokyo as well. Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2025 05:39 PM (8avO+) 260
Mark Maron is a moron, and not in a good way. He's remarkably not funny and is a leftist crank. He is upset that there are too many voices out there saying things other than left wingers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 05:39 PM (dfIr7) 261
257 Not the most dangerous Capitol City in history. Berlin in March and early April, 1945.
Pfffft. Posted by: Tokyo, March 1945 at August 14, 2025 05:39 PM (Riz8t) Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 05:39 PM (jc0TO) 263
Dims just can't leave stuff alone. In the '70's with drugs and gangs, people began moving out of cities. A loss of people who paid taxes. Leaving potholes and horrible infrastructure including, now, 50yrs later, simple things like water.
But,nooooooooo! That was not enough. During these 50yrs with the surburb fleeing people of edumacation, city councils and mayors filled in. By filling in, we don't mean potholes or plugging pipes...they stole money to make things worse vs paying city bills. Then the Dims were in control federally, too. So they took this further by not keeping criminals jailed. Oh, no. We must not have bail for the confused/mental thugs! Let them back out to rob, rape and murder! So even more people, who possibly paid taxes, flee. The cycle goes unbroken. We can thank Barky, but the problems were there in the '70's. President Trump's washing machine is set to the cleansing cycle so far. He is not going for rinse and repeat. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2025 05:39 PM (6PCLE) 264
Are deez numbers real? I gots to know....
Violent Criminal from Dirty Harry Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 14, 2025 05:38 PM (MLHNM) I think he shows up in another Dirty Harry movie or two. Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2025 05:40 PM (8avO+) 265
Minnesota is # 5 in best states to live!
Had to be a payoff there... I've had the displeasure of visiting there 3 times.. It sucks... Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2025 05:40 PM (VE6XX) 266
I still put it in your record, though.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2025 05:36 PM I have it on good authority (a to-be-unnamed CoB) that it's very rare for anything that was said more than two weeks before the end of the evaluation period to be considered in your semi-Annual AoSHQ Commenter Review, significant enturbulations with Ace and/or a Cob excepted. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2025 05:40 PM (0sNs1) 267
Faked statistics vs faked orgasms...which is worse?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) Faked statistics about faked orgasms!!! duh... Posted by: Adriane the By That Definition, I am a Worm Critic . . . at August 14, 2025 05:40 PM (3ZUWJ) 268
>>>260 Mark Maron is a moron, and not in a good way. He's remarkably not funny and is a leftist crank. He is upset that there are too many voices out there saying things other than left wingers.
I literally just opened the Film Threat video about Maron whining about the culture shift. Literally two seconds ago. It's playing now. Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 05:40 PM (KRtlO) 269
Nood. Shenanigans.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 14, 2025 05:40 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: Case at August 14, 2025 05:40 PM (iwlvf) 271
Rewatch the .5 good movie of the series I call "2.5 good movies going on 50 years ago."
Yeah but that bad half is still better than the prequels and sequels except for that one fight scene with Darth Maul Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 05:40 PM (dfIr7) 272
And yet there are some on this here site who say if you object to Trump's cursing, you're a p***y who is unwilling to do what needs to be done. Because apparently profanity helps in rescuing the country in some way.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 05:37 PM (Riz8t) When does he curse? Once he dropped a "Fuck" when bibi cucked him briefly. He said "bullshit" a couple times, referring to some real grade A mil-spec cow feces. The dude really doesn't swear all that much, and it's always for an understandable reason, not the faux gettaux "tough guy" tourettes other politicians put on. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 05:41 PM (EctuH) 273
I literally just opened the Film Threat video about Maron whining about the culture shift. Literally two seconds ago. It's playing now. Posted by: ace I watched it, too. That's why I brought it up. Posted by: Soothsayer at August 14, 2025 05:41 PM (4vgfK) 274
Whatever happened to our search for new tropes?
Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 05:37 PM The old ones are still working? Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 14, 2025 05:41 PM (0sNs1) 275
Not the most dangerous Capitol City in history. Berlin in March and early April, 1945.
Posted by: Less Graffiti, Though at August 14, 2025 05:38 PM (G5+As) Carthage when it fell to the Romans. Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2025 05:41 PM (8avO+) 276
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2025 05:24 PM
Thanks. You made me laugh. Have a good rest of the day. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 05:41 PM (2GCMq) 277
259 Not the most dangerous Capitol City in history. Berlin in March and early April, 1945.
Posted by: Less Graffiti, Though at August 14, 2025 05:38 PM (G5+As) Berlin was decadent, and is decadent yet again. Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2025 05:41 PM (pZEOD) 278
Fighting crime you say?
Leading Report@LeadingReport BREAKING: President Trump could fight crime by banning AR-15s, per Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 05:41 PM (L/fGl) 279
I think he shows up in another Dirty Harry movie or two.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2025 05:40 PM (8avO+) ----------- Same actor plays Harry's partner in one of them. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2025 05:42 PM (WvZaB) 280
And yet there are some on this here site who say if you object to Trump's cursing, you're a p***y who is unwilling to do what needs to be done. Because apparently profanity helps in rescuing the country in some way.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 05:37 PM (Riz8t) --- Well, since those days, it's actually reversed. Thanks to culture, cursing is often indicative of a high IQ, these days. Also, Trump not talking like the blue collar exurb that I grew up in. Where in a distant conversation about the only word your can make out is some form of f***, every third or fourth word. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:43 PM (krQz2) 281
>>>I watched it, too. That's why I brought it up.
just noting the serendipity. (I didn't see you post. I just came across it after a YouTube search for something.) Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 05:43 PM (KRtlO) 282
Minnesota is # 5 in best states to live!
Had to be a payoff there... I've had the displeasure of visiting there 3 times.. It sucks... Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2025 05:40 PM (VE6XX) I once drove there from Chicago, ate dinner there at the border and drove back home. Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2025 05:43 PM (8avO+) 283
I thought it was fentanyl up the butt, Bob?
Posted by: ShainS -- Disruptor-in-Chief 2028! at August 14, 2025 05:35 PM (fgNwq) He also had cancer, hypertension, and had had an almost identical crisis during an arrest a few months prior. He was not long for the world, even if he had turned his life around. Posted by: Kindltot at August 14, 2025 05:43 PM (rbvCR) 284
Fighting crime you say?
Leading Report@LeadingReport BREAKING: President Trump could fight crime by banning AR-15s, per Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 05:41 PM (L/fGl) --- Hey, you can't strong-arm, unless you do it OUR way! DC still doesn't observe the ruling against it in Heller. Posted by: Axeman at August 14, 2025 05:44 PM (krQz2) 285
Radio host Doc Thompson was jogging in Texas on February 5, 2019. He was listening to music, which is why he didn't hear the Amtrak train. Left a wife and two young children. I think he was 49.
Posted by: Don't Do This! at August 14, 2025 05:45 PM (G5+As) 286
And yet there are some on this here site who say if you object to Trump's cursing, you're a p***y who is unwilling to do what needs to be done. Because apparently profanity helps in rescuing the country in some way.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 05:37 PM (Riz8t) When does he curse? Once he dropped a "Fuck" when bibi cucked him briefly. He said "bullshit" a couple times, referring to some real grade A mil-spec cow feces. The dude really doesn't swear all that much, and it's always for an understandable reason, not the faux gettaux "tough guy" tourettes other politicians put on. You are correct that he doesn't curse as much as some, but IMHO it's completely unacceptable in a president. I have done a lot of public speaking in my life, and never used profanity. It diminishes the speaker. I wish he wouldn't do it. Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 05:46 PM (Riz8t) 287
You are correct that he doesn't curse as much as some, but IMHO it's completely unacceptable in a president. I have done a lot of public speaking in my life, and never used profanity. It diminishes the speaker. I wish he wouldn't do it.
Obviously it's different in private. I don't expect saints in office. Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 05:47 PM (Riz8t) 288
You are correct that he doesn't curse as much as some, but IMHO it's completely unacceptable in a president. I have done a lot of public speaking in my life, and never used profanity. It diminishes the speaker. I wish he wouldn't do it.
Posted by: Archimedes Have you been in front of the press for decades, recorded and broadcast for many thousands of hours? Weak sauce you are stirring here. Posted by: Besides, He's From Queens at August 14, 2025 05:50 PM (G5+As) 289
average group of overweight Americans and got them on a jogging regime they would outlive their control group peers.
—— Obese people don’t, as a rule, go running. It is idiotic due to the extreme abuse inflicted on joints, ankles, knees. As it is they can barely climb stairs, and the rest of it. Put the fork down, you can’t outrun your fork. A big spoonfull of peanut butter takes a couple hours of heavy exertion to burn off, that’s a rounding error with these individuals. Calorie restriction is Not Fun for people used to eating A. Whatever they want B. Whenever they want and C. However much they want. Exercise has little or nothing to do with it per se. Massive, excessive caloric intake far in excess to metabolic needs, particularly carbohydrate is the proximate cause. Go running/walking after the fat is gone. Now that makes sense. Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2025 05:53 PM (1CMCA) 290
>>"I support capitalism. I support law and order. I believe America and the American ideal and the American people. I believe in Busty Lesbian MILFs farting in the faces of Busty Lesbian Teens. I believe in love."
Fucking, beautiful. Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2025 05:53 PM (z6okN) 291
>>Radio host Doc Thompson was jogging in Texas on February 5, 2019. He was listening to music, which is why he didn't hear the Amtrak train.
Hahaha - Retard. Posted by: garrett at August 14, 2025 05:54 PM (z6okN) 292
essica Tarlov just said that hundreds of police officers were attacked on January 6.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2025 05:12 PM (63Dwl) God, how I wish someone wound jump across the table and stick a cork in her mouth. Commie scrunt. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 14, 2025 05:58 PM (5xuJ/) 293
288 You are correct that he doesn't curse as much as some, but IMHO it's completely unacceptable in a president. I have done a lot of public speaking in my life, and never used profanity. It diminishes the speaker. I wish he wouldn't do it.
Posted by: Archimedes Agree. My mother would also agree. However, I will say this: I prefer President Trump's occasional cussing to Barky's pretend 8yrs. Or Biden's Corn Pop Dreams. I especially like the fact that there has never, thank God, been another LBJ who used to talk to some of his cabinet while he took a dump. Or showed his gallbladder scar. Or held his beagles by their ears. I was a little girl and this traumatized me from a magazine far more than a cuss word now sadly heard in any store. My Marine Sgt father stopped cussing when toddler me picked up a few choice words in the delicate raising of a Southern belle. One of my grandmother's cuss words was, in anger, "barnyard manure!" Apparently, in front of my brothers with our cattle my father did cut loose. But not in front of ladies! https://tinyurl.com/48nhw9rr Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2025 06:02 PM (6PCLE) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0556 seconds. |
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