Trump's DC Troop Surge Nets 103 Criminals

They confiscated a lot of illegal guns, which, supposedly, the Democrat Cult supports.

But of course they don't support this. They don't want criminals stripped of guns, they want law-abiding citizens -- Republicans -- stripped of guns.

Since August 7, law enforcement officials in Washington, DC have arrested over 100 people. This comes as President Donald Trump has taken action to crack down on crime in the nation's capital.
As of Wednesday morning, law enforcement officials have arrested 103 people, 43 of whom were arrested on Tuesday, a White House official told Fox News. In the early hours of August 7, some federal law enforcement began to be deployed to Washington, DC, including from the FBI, DEA, and Homeland Security Investigations.
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Tuesday saw 1,450 law enforcement officials sweeping the streets of DC, including 30 National Guard troops and 750 uniformed DC police officers.
Of those arrests made on Tuesday, 33 were for firearm offenses, 10 were related to warrants, 23 were of illegal immigrants, one was for a suspected homicide, and seven were for narcotics charges. A total of 24 firearms were recovered.

One white liberal "man" threw a sandwich at a federal officer as a Mostly Peaceful Protest gesture.

He's now been arrested and will be prosecuted for assault on a federal officer.

A man who used a Subway sandwich as a weapon to attack a federal officer deployed by President Trump on the streets of DC earlier this week has been charged with felony assault.
The criminal case against suspect Sean Charles Dunn, 37, was announced Wednesday by DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro, who said in a statement that "the police are not out there to get pushed around or beat up."

Dunn was allegedly captured on video Sunday night shouting that a group of federal officers were "fascists" before whipping his deli sandwich at them and striking a US Customs and Border Protection agent in the chest.

"He thought it was funny. Well he doesn't think it's funny today because we charged him with a felony: Assault on a police officer," Pirro said in a video posted to X.
"So there, stick your Subway sandwich somewhere else!"

It gets better:

johnny maga
@_johnnymaga
BREAKING: The deranged liberal who harassed and threw a sandwich at an FBI agent taking part in Trump's crime crackdown was a DOJ EMPLOYEE.
He has been fired and now faces felony charges.
"You see these fascists? Right here in our city! F--k you! F--k you fascists!"

🚨 BREAKING: The deranged liberal who harassed and threw a sandwich at an FBI agent taking part in Trump’s crime crackdown was a DOJ EMPLOYEE.

He has been fired and now faces felony charges.

“You see these fascists? Right here in our city! F—k you! F—k you fascists!” pic.twitter.com/DLfsYtaiuL
— johnny maga (@_johnnymaga) August 14, 2025

I've heard he has now been terminated. Unfortunately, I only mean "fired."

Fake and gay.

Even reliable Democrat Cult water-carrier Joe Scarborough can't buy into the Cult's new cult doctrine that there is no crime problem in DC:

JOE SCARBOROUGH: 91% of black women say DC has too much crime.

AL SHARPTON: Yeah but Trump is a racist, convicted criminal…and uhhh…J6!!

How is this man still employed in the year 2025? pic.twitter.com/fCJZ2zaWLu
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) August 14, 2025

He reads an email from someone he says is a lifelong Democrat operative, who he says "We all know" (i.e., he's a famous high-ranking politician or bureaucrat), who anonymously says "Crime in DC is out of control."

Joe Scarborough reads a text from a "very liberal" friend who lives in D.C.:

"I'm not totally opposed to Trump's National Guard move in D.C... crime remains rampant. I've had too many friends carjacked, shot at. None of us will walk more than 3 blocks after 8 P.M." pic.twitter.com/LSPLCJj671
— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) August 12, 2025

They admit this privately, anonymously, but know they're not allowed to say it aloud.

Including "friends in the media" and Democrats who worked on Biden's, Obama's, and Hillary's campaign.

Scarborough: Democrats in DC are privately cheering Trump’s moves to crack down on crime:

"Democrats who worked on Joe Biden's campaign and other campaigns are saying, yeah, I'd like to feel safe walking around this city." pic.twitter.com/6CdIdqF49o
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) August 12, 2025

John Sexton digests all of the media's lies about crime being "down" in DC, and adds fake-libertarian archliberal Megan McArdle admitting that yes, crime in DC is out of control and frightening.

I make a point of agreeing with President Donald Trump whenever he is right about something, and I'm afraid he is right that in D.C., crime and disorder is a major problem. It is not as big a problem as it was a few years ago, but with crime, as with cancer, "somewhat less of a problem than it was" is not really very good news...
D.C. had 187 homicides in 2024, or about 27 for every 100,000 residents. That is, to be sure, a massive 32 percent drop from the 273 people who were killed in 2023, but that probably wasn't much comfort to those 187 people or their grieving families. And it's horrific compared with Boston, which had 3.7 homicides per 100,000 residents during that same time frame, New York City (4.7) or Los Angeles (7.1). Even a further reduction in 2025 -- year-to-date homicides have fallen 12 percent compared with the same period last year -- won't bring those numbers anywhere near where they should be. This is the capital city of our country. We ought to be able to do at least as well as other major cities.
Motor vehicle thefts tell a similar story. (I focus on these two crimes because they are somewhat less vulnerable to changes in reporting or statistical methods -- bodies are hard to hide, and car thefts are the best reported property crime.) In 2024, New York had almost three times as many cars stolen as D.C. -- in a city that has over 10 times our population. Even adjusting for higher rates of car ownership, that's a huge difference.

Another left-winger refuses to accept the lie that crime in DC is not a problem.

CNN's top legal analyst just shredded one of the Democrats' favorite talking points about President Trump's decision to federalize the D.C. Metropolitan Police Department. Appearing on CNN NewsNight Wednesday evening, Elie Honig, who has been an outspoken critic of Trump, flatly rejected the left's talking points that the move was illegitimate or purely political theater.
"I've worked extensively with police. And I don't have a problem tactically with what Donald Trump is doing here," Honig told the panel. "It doesn't have to be the most dangerous place on Earth. Something can be improving, but still really bad. If your house is on fire and then a third of the fire goes out, it's less bad, but it could still be an emergency."
Honig didn't sugarcoat his assessment of the nation's capital. "I work in D.C. It is dangerous there. You cannot deny that," he said. "A common police tactic is to surge resources. I've been part -- we call them 'task forces' -- they're applauded across the board, across the political board. I've done it in New Jersey. I've done it in New York. You take the FBI, you team them up with the Newark P.D., what have you, you make a visible presence."
Honig went even further, making clear that his past condemnation of Trump over January 6 doesn't mean the president can't act now to enforce the law. "I've been a 100% unambiguous critic of everything Donald Trump did on January 6th. I believe he should have been charged criminally. I believe the pardons were a disgrace. But why does that mean he can't do anything now to enforce the law, to promote public safety?"

DC's "crime stats" are fake. Not only was a high-ranking police official caught reducing the severity of crimes for his reports for the FBI, but DC cops also report being told by their superiors to fake arrest reports. Carl Cannon, a Democrat who works for Real Clear Politics, reported that cops are told that if they investigate a "youth" in the emergency room for a gunshot or knife wound in what is certainly a crime-related injury, but the "youth" lies and says "it was an accident," cops are supposed to accept that it was an accident and do no further investigation.

This is why the murder stats are so salient: It's hard to classify a murder as an "accident."

WATCH: @ScottJenningsKY highlights how much of a crime cesspool Washington, D.C. is:

"I was in Union Station and saw a body hit the floor at the bottom of the escalator in Union Station because there was a murder right in front of me. ... Nobody in their right mind who lives… pic.twitter.com/wo2pNyDQ8q
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) August 12, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 02:32 PM

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1 Still not tired

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 14, 2025 02:33 PM (N1tpc)

2 Dang, two 1sts in a row

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 14, 2025 02:33 PM (N1tpc)

3 Guess I better nood again

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 14, 2025 02:33 PM (N1tpc)

4 Gay Sandwich Chucker will never not make me laugh now.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 02:33 PM (PzXaK)

5 two 1sts in a row

Read that as two tits in a row.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2025 02:34 PM (nNkxN)

6 A man who used a Subway sandwich as a weapon to attack a federal officer deployed by President Trump on the streets of DC earlier this week has been charged with felony assault.
The criminal case against suspect Sean Charles Dunn, 37, was announced Wednesday by DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro, who said in a statement that "the police are not out there to get pushed around or beat up."

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Huh. I thought for sure his name was Ben Dover.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 02:34 PM (PzXaK)

7 Just sitting here waiting for the repairman. Glad to have a fresh, new thread.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2025 02:35 PM (0eaVi)

8 The Dims aren't just fake and guy because of their performative grifting, they are fake and gay because they oppose things in public that they privately support (like taking over DC) all because they are afraid of some tubby Antifa thugs and nose ring ladies on TikTok. They are Cuck, the political party.

Posted by: the lower depths at August 14, 2025 02:35 PM (+b4rY)

9 I saw that the Mayor of DC left for Martha's Vineyard

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 14, 2025 02:35 PM (FCrpy)

10 Seems like we have a great way to decrease the number of Federal Employees.

Take EVERY bureaucrat in DC to an ICE detention center and arrest all the ones that start attacking the agents. Then fire them.

Leftists have no impulse control, so I bet we could at least cut the number in half.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 14, 2025 02:36 PM (N1tpc)

11 the sandwich thrower was... a DOJ Employee.

Of course.

Posted by: ace at August 14, 2025 02:36 PM (KRtlO)

12 Blacks are just darling dears.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2025 02:36 PM (fV+MH)

13 They admit this privately, anonymously, but know they're not allowed to say it aloud.

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I'm reminded of Buckley's book about running for mayor where, in the middle of a break of the television debate, the Democrat nominee, Beame, apologized to James Lindsay for saying mean things about him while the cameras were going because it was all theater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

14 Good thing it wasn't from Panera. Someone could have been injured.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2025 02:36 PM (JO9xq)

15 This is why the murder stats are so salient: It's hard to classify a murder as an "accident."

indeed

Posted by: vince foster at August 14, 2025 02:36 PM (v3pYe)

16 Well, there we have it.

Throwing a sandwich at a federal officer is gay.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 02:36 PM (PzXaK)

17 Read that as two tits in a row.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2025 02:34 PM (nNkxN)

They usually are. Side by side, not over under.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2025 02:36 PM (0eaVi)

18 John Sexton digests all of the media's lies about crime being "down" in DC, and adds fake-libertarian archliberal Megan McArdle admitting that yes, crime in DC is out of control and frightening.

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"30 year low! For mortgage fraud!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

19 (The Subway Sandwich Assaulter was a DOJ employee. WAS)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 14, 2025 02:36 PM (N1tpc)

20 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

21 DC crime stats very unreliable. I’ve lived here for over a decade and most people don’t even bother to report it anymore unless it’s major because nothing gets done. Why waste your time?

Posted by: Some Asshole at August 14, 2025 02:37 PM (Guq6Z)

22 St. Pirro, patron saint of findeth outeth.

Posted by: Another Anon at August 14, 2025 02:37 PM (4h45B)

23 Democrats: Keeping on f*cking that chicken.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

24 3 Guess I better nood again

let's nood again
like we did last summer

Posted by: anachronda at August 14, 2025 02:37 PM (v3pYe)

25 "I like my Subway with double meat."

-Sandwich Chucker

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 02:37 PM (PzXaK)

26 Breaking: Pam Bondi to Strip California of Federal Funds if Newsom Keeps Sanctuary Policies

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at August 14, 2025 02:38 PM (RHGPo)

27 I can't find this quote, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer

Digging, the only source I can find for the claim that Johnson said banning stock market for congress would make the job "unattractive" is an instagram post by some rando. So, possibly false, probably even.

But Johnson has gone on record opposing a ban.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:38 PM (dfIr7)

28 If those officers WERE fascists, sandwich thrower would have simply been shot on the spot.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2025 02:38 PM (Bs2bL)

29 two 1sts in a row

Read that as two tits in a row.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2025 02:34 PM (nNkxN)

Well, that is the best configuration

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 14, 2025 02:39 PM (N1tpc)

30 He didn't just throw a sandwich, he threw away his career for the very stupidest of reasons: He was drunk.

Posted by: huerfano at August 14, 2025 02:39 PM (98kQX)

31 "I've heard he has now been terminated. Unfortunately, I only mean "fired." -- AoS
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Dude was told he needed to get laid. There was something lost in translation, as he got himself laid off.

Posted by: Another Anon at August 14, 2025 02:39 PM (4h45B)

32 27 Digging, the only source I can find for the claim that Johnson said banning stock market for congress would make the job "unattractive" is an instagram post by some rando. So, possibly false, probably even.

But Johnson has gone on record opposing a ban.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:38 PM (dfIr7)

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Johnson has actually gone on record of being in support of the ban.

https://is.gd/jClCsW

""You want me to tell you my honest opinion on that?" he said to reporters Wednesday. "I'm in favor of it because I don't think we should have any appearance of impropriety here."

But Johnson quickly offered caveats in a nuanced answer, noting, "I understand people that have misgivings about that," while not saying whether a vote would be in the offing."

Typical say nothing stuff from him, but his explicit mentions are in support of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:39 PM (GBKbO)

33 Has anyone axed the question as to how come all,these colored folks live in the big cities and why theys is so violent?

Posted by: DNA at August 14, 2025 02:39 PM (ObR6G)

34 23 were of illegal immigrants
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Imagine you're an illegal alien and somehow you think it's a good idea to hang out in the same city as President Trump.

Posted by: Methos at August 14, 2025 02:39 PM (zLwRl)

35 Olive Loaf Vigalante?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2025 02:39 PM (JO9xq)

36 I’ve lived here for over a decade and most people don’t even bother to report it anymore unless it’s major because nothing gets done.

Well, and there's this:

https://tinyurl.com/4z65m9ah

"DC police commander suspended, accused of changing crime statistics"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:40 PM (dfIr7)

37 The sandwich thrower has been charged with a salt and buttery.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 02:40 PM (yh2Fr)

38 Let he who hasn't done something extremely stupid while drunk cast the first sandwich.

Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 02:40 PM (jc0TO)

39 34 23 were of illegal immigrants
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Imagine you're an illegal alien and somehow you think it's a good idea to hang out in the same city as President Trump.
Posted by: Methos at August 14, 2025 02:39 PM (zLwRl)

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According to the Census's monthly surveys, the foreign born population has gone down by 2.2 million since January.

Of course, they say there are only 18 million foreign born persons in America in January.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:40 PM (GBKbO)

40 If you're going to throw food at someone, I might suggest a canned ham.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 02:41 PM (L/fGl)

41 Well, that is the best configuration

"Hey, screw you pal!"
--hooker in Total Recall

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:41 PM (dfIr7)

42 Breaking: Pam Bondi to Strip California of Federal Funds if Newsom Keeps Sanctuary Policies
Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at August 14, 2025 02:38 PM (RHGPo)

You had me at the first four words

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 02:41 PM (yh2Fr)

43 Archimedes posted the full YT video of the sub tosser. See below. It's even funnier than it sounds.

It's a flamingly gay white faggot -- who looks like he's on drugs -- ranting impotently like a, well, faggot at a bunch of fairly big and mostly black officers. He rants, walks away, then comes back, rants ... repeat. Then he gets really riled up, throws the sub at one of them, then runs away like a limpy homo. Then he gets chased down and thrown to the ground.

All the while, a bunch of black dudes are filming and laughing at him. It's all pure gold.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cWa7r4B3ihg?feature=share

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2025 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

44 Huh. I thought for sure his name was Ben Dover.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 02:34 PM (PzXaK)

Drew Peacock

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 02:41 PM (EctuH)

45 They could net another 200+ criminals if they just arrested all the Democrats in the House and Senate...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at August 14, 2025 02:41 PM (rx/UX)

46 >A man who used a Subway sandwich as a weapon to attack a federal officer ...
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the sandwich had that shoulder thing that goes up

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2025 02:41 PM (AOsQT)

47 If Sandwich Chucker had gone to the Dupont Circle Subway then he might have been in a better mood. There instead of a pickle you get a green dildo.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 02:41 PM (PzXaK)

48
Attacking police who are otherwise ignoring you is not a smart move.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:29 PM (GBKbO)

Joe Scarborough was 400% in Joe Biden's corner, calling him the Best Joe Biden Ever at one point.

Joe Biden imported hundreds of thousands of criminals. Joe Biden tied the hands of law enforcement, leading to the complete anarchy in the streets of every blue shithole in America.

You pushed for this, Joe. You DEMANDED this.

GFY. STFU. ESAD. F*cking asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

49 He might not be able to hold his liquor but he sure can tune a fish.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 02:42 PM (yh2Fr)

50 Makes you wonder if they allowed this to happen to dissuade any would be protestors from marching in DC.

Posted by: Kestrel at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (wyl5F)

51 The Morning Mika Show is so funny. Capitol backdrops, so you believe they're plugged into DC. The show is done completely from South Florida, not far from Mar-a-lago.

Posted by: Phonies, Phrauds! at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (G5+As)

52 Eh, sandwich chucker guy. Dumb and lame but I don't think he should get more than a hand slap. No you shouldn't throw things at cops but it was a sammich, and not even a Cuban.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (dfIr7)

53 25 "I like my Subway with double meat."

-Sandwich Chucker
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 02:37 PM (PzXaK)

Sammich chucker is probably one of them sassy lads who orders an all vege sub. It'll probably get pled down to a misdemeanor on account of how gay the sandwich was.

Gotta order double meatball if you're gonna take on the cops.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (44PAK)

54
Well, and there's this:

https://tinyurl.com/4z65m9ah

"DC police commander suspended, accused of changing crime statistics"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:40 PM (dfIr7)

And yet, they're ALL still using those stats as if they're correct and Trump is Hitler for policing the streets with feds.

I mean, they take Hamas's press at their word. Does any of this surprise you?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

55 Used to live on Capital Hill. We would loose a waitress to rape/murder every year on average.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (W3T6M)

56 All the while, a bunch of black dudes are filming and laughing at him. It's all pure gold.

He thinks he’s impressing them, but one of them mockingly calls him Superman

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2025 02:44 PM (6z+Zw)

57 5 two 1sts in a row

Read that as two tits in a row.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2025 02:34 PM (nNkxN)

Uniformity is a plus.

Posted by: javems at August 14, 2025 02:44 PM (8I4hW)

58 It's a flamingly gay white faggot -- who looks like he's on drugs -- ranting impotently like a, well, faggot at a bunch of fairly big and mostly black officers. He rants, walks away, then comes back, rants ... repeat. Then he gets really riled up, throws the sub at one of them, then runs away like a limpy homo. Then he gets chased down and thrown to the ground.

All the while, a bunch of black dudes are filming and laughing at him. It's all pure gold.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cWa7r4B3ihg?feature=share

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2025 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

The lesson here is don't be gay.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 14, 2025 02:44 PM (i24o9)

59 Just wanted to bring this funny comment forward from the end of the last thread :

297 If you're going to throw food at someone, I might suggest a canned ham.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 02:44 PM (2GCMq)

60 Used to live on Capital Hill. We would loose a waitress to rape/murder every year on average.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (W3T6M)

Did it stop after you moved?

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 02:44 PM (yh2Fr)

61
Read that as two tits in a row.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 14, 2025 02:34 PM (nNkxN)

They come in two's. It's hard to choose, your favorite tit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

62 I just watched ghey sammich tosser video.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 02:45 PM (Wnv9h)

63 > Breaking: Pam Bondi to Strip
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sorry, this part caught my eye
not tired of winning

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2025 02:45 PM (AOsQT)

64 Eh, sandwich chucker guy. Dumb and lame but I don't think he should get more than a hand slap. No you shouldn't throw things at cops but it was a sammich, and not even a Cuban.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM

He can plead to a misdemeanor, 90 days in jail, and take his firing like a man.

Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 02:45 PM (jc0TO)

65 Breaking: Pam Bondi to Strip California of Federal Funds if Newsom Keeps Sanctuary Policies

Oregon's governor is whining because her government's racist and sexist hate policies are disqualifying the state from federal funds. They are really trying to spin this as TRUMP STELING MONEY FROM OREGONIANS but it comes down to just "we want to keep our illegal and hateful discriminatory policies against whites and asians and especially men"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:45 PM (dfIr7)

66 If you can't spell 'lose' properly, please go back to the SEC football forums where you belong.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at August 14, 2025 02:45 PM (rx/UX)

67 Samuel Mitchell Chucker.

Of the Falls Church Chuckers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 02:45 PM (EctuH)

68 Good afternoon everyone
Thousands to go then

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2025 02:45 PM (+qU29)

69 Used to live on Capital Hill. We would loose a waitress to rape/murder every year on average.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (W3T6M)

Did it stop after you moved?
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 02:44 PM

Ouch.

Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 02:45 PM (jc0TO)

70 If I were really drunk and came across someone I disagreed with politically, let's amp the stakes and say Obama walked into the room, I wouldn't throw things at him.

Can't imagine I'd do more than note it is a curiosity and then move on with my life.

Faggot in the video loses his shit completely because he sees police in uniform at night.

What is wrong with people?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

71 60 Used to live on Capital Hill. We would loose a waitress to rape/murder every year on average.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (W3T6M)

Did it stop after you moved?
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 02:44 PM (yh2Fr)

I knew something was off a about Ghost Ship guy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2025 02:46 PM (44PAK)

72 I did like Fired DOJ guy’s shirt though. Very retro, Miami Vice vibe

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2025 02:46 PM (6z+Zw)

73 We need to release about 500 bus loads of street bums into Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2025 02:46 PM (iwlvf)

74 Eh, sandwich chucker guy. Dumb and lame but I don't think he should get more than a hand slap. No you shouldn't throw things at cops but it was a sammich, and not even a Cuban.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (dfIr7)

Yeah but throwing the book at him might get some other DoJ employees to resign in protest.

Posted by: Methos at August 14, 2025 02:46 PM (zLwRl)

75 I think gay fag sandwich guy was actually pissed off that the cops left those evil black people alone as they walked by and didn't arrest a single one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

76 Breaking: a man who threw a sandwich at a federal officer has been found dead with a foot long Italian Combi sub shoved up his ass. In fact the complete combe meal with bag of Doritos and large drink were located in his rectum. Suicide is suspected

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2025 02:46 PM (vBHAA)

77 He can plead to a misdemeanor, 90 days in jail, and take his firing like a man.

Yeah and its probably his first offense so not even jail time. It should go on his record and he should pay but not a lot. You want to make sure that people think twice about throwing anything at a cop.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:46 PM (dfIr7)

78 74 Eh, sandwich chucker guy. Dumb and lame but I don't think he should get more than a hand slap. No you shouldn't throw things at cops but it was a sammich, and not even a Cuban.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (dfIr7)

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Nah.

Treat him like 1/6ers.

Tit for tat ends abuse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

79 I saw Falls Church Chuckers open for Metal Church at Mega MetalFest in '98.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

80 Soyboy sandwich thrower is, of course, a 'lawyer'.

Go figure. He was prolly initially triggered by his law firm losing funding from USAID... ICE was the second.

Posted by: Danimal28 at August 14, 2025 02:47 PM (1E4GV)

81 Eh, sandwich chucker guy. Dumb and lame but I don't think he should get more than a hand slap. No you shouldn't throw things at cops but it was a sammich, and not even a Cuban.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (dfIr7)

He should get 5 years just for that limp-wristed throw. Learn to throw a spiral, dude. Sectional density goes way up.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 14, 2025 02:47 PM (i24o9)

82 "the police are not out there to get pushed around or beat up."

Especially not by a sandwich, apparently.

Felony assault? Really? Maybe "assault with a deadly weapon"?

Posted by: MrExcitement at August 14, 2025 02:47 PM (hOOi9)

83 Soyboy sandwich thrower is, of course, a 'lawyer'.

I take back my misdemeanor offer.

Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 02:48 PM (jc0TO)

84 Yeah but throwing the book at him might get some other DoJ employees to resign in protest.

I think the state department should have used facial recognition sofware to ID every one of those weeping tards who showed up to support fired members and give them the old heave ho as well.

Its one thing to say "tough luck Bob" but to show up like that in a line like its a parade? Those are people we do not want in positions of power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:48 PM (dfIr7)

85 74 Eh, sandwich chucker guy. Dumb and lame but I don't think he should get more than a hand slap. No you shouldn't throw things at cops but it was a sammich, and not even a Cuban.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (dfIr7)

How much time did the guy who burnt the gay flag get again?

15 years.

Fuck sammich guy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2025 02:48 PM (44PAK)

86 47 If Sandwich Chucker had gone to the Dupont Circle Subway then he might have been in a better mood. There instead of a pickle you get a green dildo.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 02:41 PM (PzXaK)

Yeah, he shoulda used a dildo instead of his sandwich. He then could have argued he was upset with the WNBA

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 14, 2025 02:48 PM (ynpvh)

87 Eh, sandwich chucker guy. Dumb and lame but I don't think he should get more than a hand slap. No you shouldn't throw things at cops but it was a sammich, and not even a Cuban.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (dfIr7)
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Disagree. This cocksucker should get the book thrown at him. This time, it was a sandwich. Next time, it'll be a rock.

Plus, while it's being reported that he "tossed" the sandwich at the cop, that's not a toss. He slammed the cop with the sandwich. It was an assault. If he hit the cop in the face, it could have injured him.

You know full well if this was some white MAGA guy doing the exact same thing to a black leftist, the MAGA guy would be put away for a long time.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2025 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

88 Sammich chucker is probably one of them sassy lads who orders an all vege sub. It'll probably get pled down to a misdemeanor on account of how gay the sandwich was.

Gotta order double meatball if you're gonna take on the cops.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

He was sashaying around.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2025 02:49 PM (Bs2bL)

89 Eh, sandwich chucker guy. Dumb and lame but I don't think he should get more than a hand slap. No you shouldn't throw things at cops but it was a sammich, and not even a Cuban.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (dfIr7)j

Isn't there a 74 year old lady that walked through the capitol building still in prison?

F*ck that. Put this pink bitch on death row.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

90 This reminds me of the Milkshake Chuckers from Antifa.

WTF here? Did these kids grow up thinking food fights were the ultimate in warfare or something?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 02:49 PM (PzXaK)

91 "He rants, walks away, then comes back, rants ... repeat"

Blabber, rants, repeat.*

*instructions on street theater

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 02:49 PM (Wnv9h)

92 Yeah and its probably his first offense so not even jail time. It should go on his record and he should pay but not a lot. You want to make sure that people think twice about throwing anything at a cop.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:46 PM (dfIr7)

This ain't just some yahoo with delusions of sanity who spends all day on DU.

This is a government official. However low ranking, this thing *IS* the deep state.

Crucify the little fucker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 02:49 PM (EctuH)

93 Felony assault? Really? Maybe "assault with a deadly weapon"?
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It was Subway, not Jack in the Box.

Posted by: Methos at August 14, 2025 02:49 PM (zLwRl)

94 Eh, sandwich chucker guy. Dumb and lame but I don't think he should get more than a hand slap. No you shouldn't throw things at cops but it was a sammich, and not even a Cuban.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (dfIr7)
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Disagree. This cocksucker should get the book thrown at him. This time, it was a sandwich. Next time, it'll be a rock.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Or acid.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2025 02:50 PM (Bs2bL)

95 How much time did the guy who burnt the gay flag get again?

15 years.

Fuck sammich guy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2025 02:48 PM (44PAK)

And rainbow crosswalk vandals?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 14, 2025 02:50 PM (i24o9)

96 there are anti-death penalty people out running ads and pushing a narrative that Governor DeSantis is ANTI VETERAN because he MURDERED SEVERAL COMBAT VETS with the death penalty recently.

They don't mention that these men are all mass murderers and rapists.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:50 PM (dfIr7)

97
"So there, stick your Subway sandwich somewhere else!"

IOW there ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2025 02:50 PM (63Dwl)

98 89 Isn't there a 74 year old lady that walked through the capitol building still in prison?

F*ck that. Put this pink bitch on death row.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
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Genuinely, leftists have a sense of impunity that they've rightfully felt for a while. The institutions were theirs. They would never get punished for anything.

Treating them harshly is the only way the population of angry leftists will learn.

"You know...I get really angry about politics, and people are getting thrown in jail for acting on that anger."

It's a thought they need to have, and that doesn't happen by wrist slaps.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

99 Soyboy sandwich thrower is, of course, a 'lawyer'.

I wasgoing to tsk tsk that he won’t be able to afford those fine Versace threads anymore, du to his termination…but his aura screams Trust Fund Baby. He’ll be fine.

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2025 02:50 PM (6z+Zw)

100 IOW there ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2025 02:50 PM

Unless you have a coupon.

Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 02:51 PM (jc0TO)

101 Hopefully, sandwich boy gets to spend some quality time in prison with his new boyfriend.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 14, 2025 02:51 PM (Vfq+S)

102 This is a government official. However low ranking, this thing *IS* the deep state.

Crucify the little fucker.

This *was* a government official.

FIFY

He now an un-official.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at August 14, 2025 02:51 PM (rx/UX)

103 So, the dumbass marxist sandwich thrower is now in jail, out of a job, and still a loser? Interesting times we live in.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at August 14, 2025 02:51 PM (PGK1w)

104 Unless you have a coupon.
Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 02:51 PM (jc0TO)

Or are gambling in Vegas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

105 If it was a veggie sub it's a Capital crime.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2025 02:51 PM (JO9xq)

106 I believe the Antifa milkshakes were concrete inside the cups.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 14, 2025 02:51 PM (BbZ1G)

107 This time, it was a sandwich. Next time, it'll be a rock.

That is the real concern, or a blade inside a sammich. Or a bomb disguised as a sammich. That is why its illegal to throw things at cops no matter how innocent-seeming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:51 PM (dfIr7)

108 Probably the most press (good or bad) Subway's had in years.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2025 02:52 PM (Q4IgG)

109 Hopefully, sandwich boy gets to spend some quality time in prison with his new boyfriend.
Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 14, 2025 02:51 PM (Vfq+S)

"I hope your soul belongs to Jesus, cuz yo ASS belong to me."

- -- - - Prison Bubba #34563

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

110 "full YT video of the sub tosser"

I guess maybe he was drunk, and hopefully he doesn't represent the typical DOJ employee. What an obnoxious twerp.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2025 02:52 PM (vbXSk)

111 FAFO - Fuck Around, Find Onions.

Posted by: DaveA at August 14, 2025 02:52 PM (FhXTo)

112 Poor Subway. Wishing the guy went to Jersey Mike's instead.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 14, 2025 02:52 PM (ZmEVT)

113 Well, Subway went from a pedophile to a gay lawyer.

I suppose that's an improvement.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 02:53 PM (PzXaK)

114 Eh, sandwich chucker guy. Dumb and lame but I don't think he should get more than a hand slap. No you shouldn't throw things at cops but it was a sammich, and not even a Cuban.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (dfIr7)
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Disagree. This cocksucker should get the book thrown at him. This time, it was a sandwich. Next time, it'll be a rock.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Or acid.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2025 02:50 PM

Y'all beat me to it. Nail this little POS.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 02:53 PM (kgE5c)

115 Guy shoulda known Subs get you BUSTED.

Posted by: Jessie Smollett at August 14, 2025 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

116 True story, when I was a poor student in Tuscaloosa, the free school paper always had BOGO Whopper coupons in it. I would cut out a dozen and then hang out at the BK like a teenager outside the liquor store getting people to use a coupon to get me some free Whoppers.

Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 02:53 PM (jc0TO)

117 103 So, the dumbass marxist sandwich thrower is now in jail, out of a job, and still a loser? Interesting times we live in.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at August 14, 2025 02:51 PM (PGK1w)
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Well, not so much a loser. Play Stupid Games! Win Stupid Prizes!

Posted by: Another Anon at August 14, 2025 02:53 PM (4h45B)

118 Would have been better if he did like an 80's Schwarzenegger one liner before throwing it:

"Do you vant fries with this?" (fling)

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 02:53 PM (yh2Fr)

119 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:50 PM (dfIr7)

Nobody told them the USMCJ includes Death in its list of punishments.

Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2025 02:53 PM (6z+Zw)

120 Genuinely, leftists have a sense of impunity that they've rightfully felt for a while. The institutions were theirs. They would never get punished for anything.

That's where a lot of fatiguers get their vibe from. They've beena protected class for decadse, they grew up knowing that cops will look the other way when they rob, get violent, act up, etc.

When six people beat the crap out of a boy and his girlfriend at a music festival, the black "civil rights leaders" stand up and demand he be arrested for "inciting" his beating.

This has to stop, and going after people publicly definitely helps with that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:54 PM (dfIr7)

121 Subway guy looks kweer and probably tosses salads too

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2025 02:54 PM (NtVYv)

122
I guess maybe he was drunk, and hopefully he doesn't represent the typical DOJ employee.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 14, 2025 02:52 PM (vbXSk)

Not really a ham 'n egger. More a ham 'n cheeser.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 02:55 PM (yh2Fr)

123 >>Yeah and its probably his first offense so not even jail time. It should go on his record and he should pay but not a lot. You want to make sure that people think twice about throwing anything at a cop.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:46 PM (dfIr7)
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The problem with your reasoning is that "This is going on your personal record!" is not enough to make people "think twice" about assaulting a cop.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 14, 2025 02:55 PM (bNf8H)

124 I believe the Antifa milkshakes were concrete inside the cups.

Andy Ngo documented that, but people still to this day say its a myth. Like the "protest signs" attached to baseball bats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:55 PM (dfIr7)

125 120
This has to stop, and going after people publicly definitely helps with that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:54 PM (dfIr7)

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"New normal. You're not free to commit crimes anymore. We will keep arresting you and throwing the book at you until you learn this."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

126 I like how they’re still screaming “Shame! Shame! Shame!” like it’s 2012 and they’re living in Game of Thrones.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2025 02:55 PM (tUMpW)

127 Genuinely, leftists have a sense of impunity that they've rightfully felt for a while. The institutions were theirs. They would never get punished for anything.

Instapundit had a video up in the last 24 hours of DC cops making an arrest. And black bystanders were menacing and physically assaulting them all the while. Letting people off the hook, having two sets of rules, etc. breeds this kind of disorder.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2025 02:56 PM (44PAK)

128 126 I like how they’re still screaming “Shame! Shame! Shame!” like it’s 2012 and they’re living in Game of Thrones.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2025 02:55 PM (tUMpW)

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Lady who played that role is in Ted Lasso.

I had no idea until I looked it up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

129 True story, when I was a poor student in Tuscaloosa, the free school paper always had BOGO Whopper coupons in it. I would cut out a dozen and then hang out at the BK like a teenager outside the liquor store getting people to use a coupon to get me some free Whoppers.

That is outstanding!

Posted by: Zombie Ray Kroc at August 14, 2025 02:56 PM (ObR6G)

130 Subway guy looks kweer and probably tosses salads too
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2025 02:54 PM

If he had thrown a salad, the memes would have been out of control.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 02:56 PM (kgE5c)

131
His butt's gonna be a subway

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2025 02:56 PM (NtVYv)

132 I am upset.

The video cut off before Faggoty McFag ate a mouthful of asphalt.

Streetway: Eat Fresh!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2025 02:56 PM (vKsaf)

133 121 Subway guy looks kweer and probably tosses salads too
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 14, 2025 02:54 PM (NtVYv)

When he eats a foot-long, *he* gets the $5

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 02:56 PM (EctuH)

134 Now he gets to toss a salad

Posted by: Halfhand at August 14, 2025 02:57 PM (NtvU0)

135 If you work for the Department of Justice, how does "throw something at police" even come up on your conflict-resolution matrix ?

Posted by: Fenrisulven at August 14, 2025 02:57 PM (ciYHQ)

136 I like how they’re still screaming “Shame! Shame! Shame!” like it’s 2012 and they’re living in Game of Thrones.

Its still baffling to me how that show ended up with such a cultural impact despite getting middle low ratings. If it came out in 1982, it would have been canceled.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:57 PM (dfIr7)

137 Poor Subway. Wishing the guy went to Jersey Mike's instead.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 14, 2025 02:52 PM (ZmEVT)

Subway has had Jerod Fogle (convicted child porn connoisseur) and Megan Rapinoe (America hating dyke c*nt US Soccer player) as their spokespeople. Their tuna salad sandwich has no tuna in it.

Subway can f*ck off.

Posted by: Jessie Smollett at August 14, 2025 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

138 Damn......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

139 That sandwich guy. How fucking stupid and arrogant do you have to be to taunt large groups of heavily armed men? And then toss a sandwich at them?

Imagine these were REAL fascists. real Nazis. You be shot dead right there and then. So his own behavior shows he knows what he's saying is a lie. He expects nothing to happen to him. And nothing would have happened if he had even moderately constrained himself.

This is literally a person who has never faced consequences. Hopefully federal charges.

he's genuinely ruined his life with his stupidity.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 14, 2025 02:58 PM (D1vbu)

140 >>Felony assault? Really? Maybe "assault with a deadly weapon"?

assault with a deli weapon

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 02:58 PM (viF8m)

141 140 >>Felony assault? Really? Maybe "assault with a deadly weapon"?

assault with a deli weapon
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 02:58 PM (viF8m)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

142 Probably the most press (good or bad) Subway's had in years.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2025 02:52 PM (Q4IgG)

***

I got Subway a lot of press...

Posted by: Jared Fogle at August 14, 2025 02:58 PM (ycs3a)

143 assault with a deli weapon
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 02:58 PM

Heh.

Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 02:58 PM (jc0TO)

144 Since August 7, law enforcement officials in Washington, DC have arrested over 100 people.

How long have those 'law enforcement officials' been employed?

Turns out you just needed a different President.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2025 02:59 PM (Y3swt)

145 If you work for the Department of Justice, how does "throw something at police" even come up on your conflict-resolution matrix ?
Posted by: Fenrisulven at August 14, 2025 02:57 PM

You're a gay Democrat working in a Democrat-captured agency that you (wrongly) believe will have your back. Because Democrat and gay.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 02:59 PM (kgE5c)

146 What would be the ideal throwing sandwich? I mean at Subway. The meatball would just come to pieces.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:59 PM (dfIr7)

147 After watching Trump and Pirro the GOPe must be thinking " I didn't know you could act like that and be popular. I thought saying "that's not who we are" was enough"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2025 02:59 PM (vBHAA)

148 assault with a deli weapon
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 02:58 PM (viF8m)

I laughed. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 02:59 PM (2GCMq)

149 124 I believe the Antifa milkshakes were concrete inside the cups.

Andy Ngo documented that, but people still to this day say its a myth. Like the "protest signs" attached to baseball bats.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:55 PM (dfIr7)

They were definitely slinging them but it was probably the rare couple of guys who liked to look at their friends and say “Watch this shit.”

The left was making it a thing to throw real milkshakes on people whose politics they didn’t like at around the same time.

Somebody nailed Nigel Farage with one as I recall.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2025 02:59 PM (tUMpW)

150 Love the Dark Journalist. He's from Cambridge...

Dark Journalist@DarkJournalust

So Rep. Luna @RepLuna it's clear from your interview with Rogan that you watch my show as your comments on JFK and the Joint Soviet Space Mission demonstrate...you have a historic opportunity with what remains of the DECLAS Task Force to put the UFO File squarely in the middle of the JFK Assassination by referring to my research on his Final Speech with Physicist Lloyd Berkner and revealing the entire cover-up.

On November 22nd, JFK was headed to the Dallas Trade Mart for a speech with Berkner that had 'International Implications' and was going to have the flag from the White House flown in to hand to Berkner, who had headed up the Robertson UFO Panel...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 14, 2025 02:59 PM (TGPs7)

151 ...before whipping his deli sandwich at them ...

***********

'Scuse me while I whip this out!

Posted by: muldoon at August 14, 2025 03:00 PM (I0N4X)

152 >>Felony assault? Really? Maybe "assault with a deadly weapon"?

assault with a deli weapon
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 02:58 PM (viF8m)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:58 PM

Don't worry...Ben R. will be by shortly.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 03:00 PM (kgE5c)

153 Ok, arrests. So, now what? Is it the same catch and release, turn in your half eaten candy bar as bail scenario? Which judges are hearing these cases? Is it the same cadre that left felons roam the streets with an arrest record longer than a roll of toilet paper?

Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2025 03:00 PM (dIske)

154 147 After watching Trump and Pirro the GOPe must be thinking " I didn't know you could act like that and be popular. I thought saying "that's not who we are" was enough"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2025 02:59 PM (vBHAA)

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The GOPe was never trying to be popular with the people.

They were trying to be popular with their donors while getting re-elected with bare minimum effort, hoping rhetoric would be enough for the rubes. And they were largely right.

Until someone else came along.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

155 Probably the most press (good or bad) Subway's had in years.

I see a cross-promotion with the WNBA coming up...

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2025 03:00 PM (Y3swt)

156 Felony assault? Really? Maybe "assault with a deadly weapon"?
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It was Subway, not Jack in the Box.
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We would have also accepted "Burger King".

Posted by: The Judges at August 14, 2025 03:01 PM (TN0g+)

157 That guy is no hero.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 03:01 PM (yh2Fr)

158 You can't take our sandwiches but you can never take our freedom!

What's that, you can take our freedom too?

Shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 03:01 PM (viF8m)

159 60 Used to live on Capital Hill. We would loose a waitress to rape/murder every year on average.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 02:43 PM (W3T6M)

Did it stop after you moved?
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Don't know. I don't live there anymore.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 03:01 PM (W3T6M)

160 I don't think this can be done in other cities because DC is a special administrative district. I wouldn't want it to either? Let their people take their democratic consequences good and hard.

Posted by: rechill at August 14, 2025 03:01 PM (K1zyu)

161 146 What would be the ideal throwing sandwich? I mean at Subway. The meatball would just come to pieces.
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I'd say a hot calzone would be best.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 03:02 PM (W3T6M)

162 152 >>Felony assault? Really? Maybe "assault with a deadly weapon"?

assault with a deli weapon
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 02:58 PM (viF8m)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:58 PM

Don't worry...Ben R. will be by shortly.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 03:00 PM (kgE5c)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NO ONE MORAL OR SANE WOULD CONFUSE SUBWAY WITH A DELI.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at August 14, 2025 03:02 PM (44PAK)

163 -----------------
Don't know. I don't live there anymore.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 03:01 PM (W3T6M)

Are waitresses getting raped and/or murdered in your new home town?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

164 Guy who threw the Subway sandwich ought to be charged with "Improperly disposing of a toxic substance".

Posted by: muldoon at August 14, 2025 03:02 PM (I0N4X)

165 What is wrong with people?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

Coming to a tinder meet up with a boy?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 14, 2025 03:02 PM (0eaVi)

166 Uh oh. Mean tweets are back.

Breaking911@Breaking911
POTUS: "Elizabeth Warren said she was an Indian. We call her Pocahontas. She's a liar."
"She's a nutjob. I watched he the other night, she's all hopped up...She's gotta take a drug test."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 03:03 PM (L/fGl)

167 Very very fake and very very gay. And now with prison he will get the gay and it won't be fake. He'll be tossing salad not sandwiches. Very gay

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 14, 2025 03:03 PM (n4h/g)

168 >>Its still baffling to me how that show ended up with such a cultural impact despite getting middle low ratings. If it came out in 1982, it would have been canceled.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:57 PM (dfIr7)
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Citation? Do you mean viewership numbers, or "ratings" like opinions from reviewers?

And I think GOT would have fared decently against Knight Rider, Remington Steele, and St. Elsewhere.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 14, 2025 03:03 PM (bNf8H)

169 That guy is no hero.
Posted by: ...

*slight groan, but also a golf clap*

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2025 03:03 PM (Y3swt)

170 Its still baffling to me how that show ended up with such a cultural impact despite getting middle low ratings. If it came out in 1982, it would have been canceled.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:57 PM (dfIr7)

You mean like this?

https://youtu.be/8oVfIFrpslI

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2025 03:03 PM (tUMpW)

171 Breaking911@Breaking911
POTUS: "Elizabeth Warren said she was an Indian. We call her Pocahontas. She's a liar."
"She's a nutjob. I watched he the other night, she's all hopped up...She's gotta take a drug test."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 03:03 PM (L/fGl)

This man. He tells it like it is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

172 Ben isn't wrong here

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:04 PM (dfIr7)

173 here are anti-death penalty people out running ads and pushing a narrative that Governor DeSantis is ANTI VETERAN because he MURDERED SEVERAL COMBAT VETS with the death penalty recently.

They don't mention that these men are all mass murderers and rapists.

--

I had no clue being a veteran means you can murder without paying the ultimate price. Who knew!?

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 14, 2025 03:04 PM (qBdHI)

174 The guy thought the cap in "I'll put a cap in your ass" was short for capicola.

Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 03:04 PM (yh2Fr)

175 Guy acted like a jerk throwing a sub sandwich . Unfortunately for him the cops were on a roll,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 03:04 PM (2GCMq)

176 Was it a Grinder?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2025 03:04 PM (JO9xq)

177 Even a further reduction in 2025 -- year-to-date homicides have fallen 12 percent compared with the same period last year -- won't bring those numbers anywhere near where they should be.
____

The number should be zero.

El Salvador is almost there, why can't the capital of the best nation on earth also strive to reach that goal?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2025 03:05 PM (Dv3i1)

178 Citation? Do you mean viewership numbers, or "ratings" like opinions from reviewers?

Viewership numbers. Its best seasons were like a 10th what popular shows were getting in the early 80s, and that's with a population a quarter smaller.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:05 PM (dfIr7)

179 Are waitresses getting raped and/or murdered in your new home town?
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Waitresses can't afford to live near me.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 03:05 PM (W3T6M)

180 Was it a Grinder?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2025 03:04 PM (JO9xq)

Looking for meat?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

181 The only way the gay subway tosser story could be any funnier is if he tossed a ... neon green dildo. Now that would bring the house down.

Btw, what was this guy doing and/or where was he going? Just a rando faggot out on the streets of DC, dressing like Liberace, and he sees some cops and goes insane?

I think he was on drugs. I also think there's more to this story.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2025 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

182 Thi whole DC thing is a perfect example of a media hoopla over a trivial, or symbolic, issue.

DC is just the tippiest tip of the iceberg.

The social contract of civic life has completely broken down in hundreds of cities coast to coast.

In some magical time in the American past, Boy Scouts would help old ladies across the street, gentlemen would tip their hats at passing ladies, and policemen would rescue kittens stuck in a tree.

But nowadays? There's head-kicking savage mobs patrolling the night in a hunt for weak victims, mentally ill perverts sashaying around for their own masturbatory pleasure, American-hating communists spitting on policemen, and a general sense of fear, paranoia, mutual distrust, tribalism and racial loathing, amoral selfish criminality, and utter rudeness as the default interpersonal interaction.

But yeah, lefties, get your knickers in a twist abut some extra cops in DC. That'll do the trick.

Posted by: zombie at August 14, 2025 03:05 PM (pMi6S)

183 assault with a deli weapon
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 02:58 PM (viF8m)

========

I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:58 PM

Don't worry...Ben R. will be by shortly.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 03:00 PM (kgE5c)

DONT LOOK AT ME I DONT KNOW I GUESS HES LIKE THE PICKLE OR SOMETHING OR HIS DRAG NAME IS RACHAEL YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at August 14, 2025 03:05 PM (EctuH)

184 That guy is no hero.
Posted by: ... at August 14, 2025 03:01 PM

I know, right? He should have stayed home and surfed Grindr.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 03:05 PM (Wnv9h)

185 Looking for meat?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 03:05 PM

in all the wrong places..

Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 03:06 PM (jc0TO)

186 You mean like this?

I love retro stuff like that, they usually do a really good job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:06 PM (dfIr7)

187 ----------------
Waitresses can't afford to live near me.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 03:05 PM (W3T6M)

Oh, well, Laaa deee daaaah!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

188 Don't know. I don't live there anymore.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 03:01 PM (W3T6M)

Are waitresses getting raped and/or murdered in your new home town?
-----

Probably not more than 1 or 2 a year.

Posted by: Crusader at August 14, 2025 03:06 PM (TN0g+)

189 A number of people on the socials who live in and around the capitol city have commented on the sandwich pinko. They claim his "attitude" is typical of many FedGov employees in the D.C. metro area. Smug. Entitled.

I think that's a fair point, but probably attributed to "some" FedGov employees and is not, specifically "typical." Those leftists still in government, who'll probably be there in 10, 20 or 30 years no doubt do feel entitled. Especially when they saw what they could get away with under Obama and the vegetable.

That one in pink will have to live with a dick up his ass for a dozen or so years in the slammer. Probably looking forward to it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2025 03:06 PM (Q4IgG)

190 Guy acted like a jerk throwing a sub sandwich . Unfortunately for him the cops were on a roll,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 03:04 PM (2GCMq)
________

[Golf clap]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2025 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

191 Subway's head of marketing has to have whiplash. Their big star Jared turned out to be a pedophile (literally), Rapinoe was a toxic skank, there tuna was found not to be tuna, and now this . Slightly better than Bud Light but a definite marketing course case study

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2025 03:06 PM (vBHAA)

192 153 Ok, arrests. So, now what? Is it the same catch and release, turn in your half eaten candy bar as bail scenario? Which judges are hearing these cases? Is it the same cadre that left felons roam the streets with an arrest record longer than a roll of toilet paper?
Posted by: Orson at August

Guess you didn’t hear the president on this- he noted the city needs to fix the cashless bail issue, that someone can murder someone and just get out. I think the President highlighting this is excellent in that he cannot change laws, but he can sign a spotlight onto something normal people would hear and be even more disgusted by the left’s policies.

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2025 03:06 PM (p4NUW)

193 Jack Poso@JackPosobiec

BREAKING: TRUMP ANNOUNCES SECOND MEETING WITH PUTIN

TO OCCUR WITH ZELENSKY, POSSIBLY OTHER EUROPEAN LEADERS AS WELL

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 14, 2025 03:06 PM (TGPs7)

194 assault with a deli weapon
Posted by: JackStraw

*********

Heh. Wish I'd thought of that.

Posted by: muldoon at August 14, 2025 03:06 PM (I0N4X)

195 Was it a Grinder?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2025 03:04 PM (JO9xq)

Looking for meat?
-------

*Golf clap*

Posted by: JP Fans at August 14, 2025 03:07 PM (TN0g+)

196 Waitresses can't afford to live near me.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 03:05 PM

not with all the rape and murder going on.

Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 03:07 PM (jc0TO)

197 Hopefully, sandwich boy gets to spend some quality time in prison with his new boyfriend.
Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 14, 2025 02:51 PM (Vfq+S)
_______

Don't drop the soap! Oh wait ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2025 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

198 I think he was on drugs. I also think there's more to this story.

I think 90% of the people in Washington DC are on drugs, and all the crazy leftists you see making tiktoks screaming in their car are. If its not illegal substances its a cocktail of prescription stuff. We as a society are seriously underestimating the degree to which drugging people is leading to mental illness.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:07 PM (dfIr7)

199 Sean Charles Dunn is the asshole who ruins Thanksgiving.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 14, 2025 03:08 PM (rJ48h)

200 183 assault with a deli weapon
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 02:58 PM (viF8m)
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Officer: Is that hoagie loaded?

Pinko: It has salami so yes.

Posted by: WisRich at August 14, 2025 03:09 PM (G0vdT)

201 130 If he had ~~thrown~~ tossed a salad, the memes would have been out of control.

fixt

Posted by: anachronda at August 14, 2025 03:09 PM (v3pYe)

202 I love retro stuff like that, they usually do a really good job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:06 PM (dfIr7)

They pretty much nailed late-80s/early-90s titles aesthetic with that one.

All the head shots and the cheesy music over highlight scenes.

It’s perfect.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2025 03:09 PM (tUMpW)

203 @199 he keeps throwing turkey at his family

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2025 03:09 PM (vBHAA)

204 187 ----------------
Waitresses can't afford to live near me.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 03:05 PM (W3T6M)
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Oh, well, Laaa deee daaaah!
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In District of Chazz its good to own real estate.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 03:09 PM (W3T6M)

205 We should embrace the moment. Make targeted sandwich throwing an Olympic event. "That was a well thrown Philly Steak and Cheese, Bob!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 03:09 PM (L/fGl)

206 We should make all Democrats fill out a 4473 before buying a Subway sandwich.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 14, 2025 03:09 PM (qoLdL)

207 "She's a nutjob. I watched he the other night, she's all hopped up...She's gotta take a drug test."
____

I don't think Trump always just makes stuff up. I'm guessing that there are rumors from people in the know about who is taking drugs on Capitol Hill and Chief Snorting Snow could be one of them.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2025 03:10 PM (Dv3i1)

208 New York Times ran a loving story about the "beauty" of "bodega ramps" that look like concrete was puked out front of them. I can think of few things more New York than that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:10 PM (dfIr7)

209 here are anti-death penalty people out running ads and pushing a narrative that Governor DeSantis is ANTI VETERAN because he MURDERED SEVERAL COMBAT VETS with the death penalty recently.
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I'd watch a movie like that--one where a sitting governor took matters into his own hands and began a spree of blood thirsty murders for whatever his supposed motives might be. Sort of a "Death Wish" type movie, but the main character is a governor.

Posted by: Crusader at August 14, 2025 03:10 PM (TN0g+)

210 "No you shouldn't throw things at cops but it was a sammich"

Make us a list of things that can be thrown at police

Posted by: Fenrisulven at August 14, 2025 03:11 PM (ciYHQ)

211 I watched the video again. Dude is definitely drunk or on drugs. That "back up, motherfucker" with the tipsy hip drop; and the weird bent-knee action in front of the cop, like he was getting ready to give a blowjob; and his overall manic hysteria: all scream "DRUGS" to me.

Do we have the guy's name? If he's a lawyer I could look him up.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2025 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

212 191 Subway's head of marketing has to have whiplash. Their big star Jared turned out to be a pedophile (literally), Rapinoe was a toxic skank, there tuna was found not to be tuna, and now this . Slightly better than Bud Light but a definite marketing course case study
-----------------
True for Subway and Jersey's Mikes, Where is the Beef?

Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 03:11 PM (W3T6M)

213 Dems: We must outlaw hoagies!

Posted by: WisRich at August 14, 2025 03:11 PM (G0vdT)

214 203 @199 he keeps throwing turkey at his family
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2025 03:09 PM (vBHAA)

"We were saving the last roll for grandma, sweetie."

"FASCIST!!!!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 03:12 PM (EctuH)

215 "No you shouldn't throw things at cops but it was a sammich"

Make us a list of things that can be thrown at police
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* the little mayo packets they stick in the bag

Posted by: Crusader at August 14, 2025 03:12 PM (TN0g+)

216 Soyboy sandwich thrower is, of course, a 'lawyer'.

I wasgoing to tsk tsk that he won’t be able to afford those fine Versace threads anymore, du to his termination…but his aura screams Trust Fund Baby. He’ll be fine.
Posted by: kallisto at August 14, 2025 02:50 PM (6z+Zw)
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Maybe, but that shirt looks cheap knockoff to me

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2025 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

217 damn
it's a straight up sandwich throwing thread, innit

bewbs guns meats alcohol

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2025 03:12 PM (AOsQT)

218
We as a society are seriously underestimating the degree to which drugging people is leading to mental illness.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:07 PM (dfIr7)

_________

I've been taking Gabapentin for some pain and to help sleep better. Does that count?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2025 03:12 PM (kkTda)

219 Media reporting Hegseth favoring the nullification of posse comitatus. Media thinks they are flexing. They don't realize how desperately our country needs to get rid of posse comitatus.
———

This is nonsense. PC means that they can’t use the 82nd Airborne to set up a speed trap on the Interstate and start handing out speeding tickets, or enforcing drunk driving road blocks.

Prior to the Wars to End All Wars, the US military was mostly deployed along the border. They can and should protect the border from invasion. If there are 20 or 30 or 40 million illegal aliens, foreign nationals within the Interior than this is an abject failure.

Our “leaders” want to send our troops securing anybody’s borders around the globe, without protecting our own.

The President as CINC is well within his purview to use the military pretty much as he sees fit. He isn’t going to be using the 82nd to hand out speeding tickets though.

They have scrambled everyone’s brain. “Can’t use the Army to protect the borders” is so stupid only an intellectual could believe it. If a state government can’t or won’t maintain order or keep the piece then the Federal government can step in.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2025 03:12 PM (r09E4)

220 I watched the video again. Dude is definitely drunk or on drugs. That "back up, motherfucker" with the tipsy hip drop; and the weird bent-knee action in front of the cop, like he was getting ready to give a blowjob; and his overall manic hysteria: all scream "DRUGS" to me.

Do we have the guy's name? If he's a lawyer I could look him up.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2025 03:11 PM (iFTx/)
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The criminal case against suspect Sean Charles Dunn, 37, was announced Wednesday by DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro, who said in a statement that "the police are not out there to get pushed around or beat up."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 03:12 PM (PzXaK)

221 Lomez@LOm3z

Every other millenial woman at the state fair has a thigh tattoo that sticks out from their jean shorts.

Strange trend

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 14, 2025 03:12 PM (TGPs7)

222 Sort of a "Death Wish" type movie, but the main character is a governor

One of my favorite scenes from Dead Alive is the priest that tells the main character to get out, he'll take care of the zombies, then yells I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD! and proceeds to wipe out a bunch of them.

With all the movies about a random laborer fighting bad guys we might even see it. The Gardener! The Window Cleaner! A Working Man (which I recommend)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:12 PM (dfIr7)

223 I've been taking Gabapentin for some pain and to help sleep better. Does that count?

I got my eye on you, mister...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:13 PM (dfIr7)

224 $10 says this guy was on the task force assigned to prosecute J6.

He, like all leftists, don't object to fascism--they merely object to fascism they don't control.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2025 03:14 PM (vKsaf)

225 Mom and Dad, most proud of son finally getting to GS7 at DOJ and now this happens. Maybe not Mom and Dad, maybe just Mom who insisted on the Schwinn Pixie for Christmas one year.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 14, 2025 03:14 PM (gm9Sb)

226 210 "No you shouldn't throw things at cops but it was a sammich"

Make us a list of things that can be thrown at police
Posted by: Fenrisulven at August 14, 2025 03:11 PM (ciYHQ

1. Green dildos.

Posted by: WNBA Fan at August 14, 2025 03:14 PM (44PAK)

227 Guess you didn’t hear the president on this- he noted the city needs to fix the cashless bail issue, that someone can murder someone and just get out. I think the President highlighting this is excellent in that he cannot change laws, but he can sign a spotlight onto something normal people would hear and be even more disgusted by the left’s policies.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2025 03:06 PM (p4NUW)
______________________________

No, I heard what he said. But, as you point out, he has no control over it. I guarantee sandwich boy there is going to get knocked down to a misdemeanor with time served. The other ones (likely mostly minorities) will either have charges dropped, or plead down to minor infractions to make a political point.

I'm sorry, but this whole DC National Guard/ Fed thing is very, very, very temporary. And, those they do suck up in the dragnet will have no real repercussions. They can't allow Trump a win, so they'll compromise the safety of their residents to assure that. They always do. It's a waste of resources. Nothing changes until the decision makers in the jurisdiction change...which will never happen. Should have just let it rot.

Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2025 03:14 PM (dIske)

228 Maybe, but that shirt looks cheap knockoff to me
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2025 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

I think it's Old Navy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 03:14 PM (EctuH)

229 "No you shouldn't throw things at cops but it was a sammich"

Make us a list of things that can be thrown at police

What part of "shouldn't" led you to believe I was okay with it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:14 PM (dfIr7)

230 I've been taking Gabapentin for some pain and to help sleep better. Does that count?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2025 03:12 PM

What do the voices say about it?

Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 03:14 PM (jc0TO)

231 224 $10 says this guy was on the task force assigned to prosecute J6.

He, like all leftists, don't object to fascism--they merely object to fascism they don't control.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2025 03:14 PM (vKsaf)

======

He was apparently not a lawyer but some kind of analyst hired 3 years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

232
Prior to the Wars to End All Wars, the US military was mostly deployed along the border.

_________

I thought they were hunting down Injuns and Moros.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2025 03:14 PM (kkTda)

233 Perfect. Leftists are so unbelievably tone deaf.

>>@SegravesNBC

As DC deals with a federal take over of police and increases it’s cooperation with ICE and clearing homeless encampments multiple sources tell
@nbcwashington @MayorBowser has left town for Martha’s Vineyard

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 03:15 PM (viF8m)

234 It's ordinary misdemeaner assault.

But because it was against a Law Officer, Boom! it gets upgraded to a felony.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 14, 2025 03:15 PM (ZmEVT)

235 233 Perfect. Leftists are so unbelievably tone deaf.

>>@SegravesNBC

As DC deals with a federal take over of police and increases it’s cooperation with ICE and clearing homeless encampments multiple sources tell
@nbcwashington @MayorBowser has left town for Martha’s Vineyard
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 03:15 PM (viF8m)

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It's not like she actually does anything anyway other than to scream at people to make her look better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

236 Dems: We must outlaw hoagies!
Posted by: WisRich at August 14, 2025 03:11 PM (G0vdT)

Shoot!

Posted by: Hoagie Carmichael at August 14, 2025 03:16 PM (0eaVi)

237 But because it was against a Law Officer, Boom! it gets upgraded to a felony.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 14, 2025 03:15 PM

At least they made it home safe, with a free sandwich.

Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 03:16 PM (jc0TO)

238 I watched the video again. Dude is definitely drunk or on drugs. That "back up, motherfucker" with the tipsy hip drop; and the weird bent-knee action in front of the cop, like he was getting ready to give a blowjob; and his overall manic hysteria: all scream "DRUGS" to me.

Do we have the guy's name? If he's a lawyer I could look him up.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2025 03:11 PM (iFTx/)
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The criminal case against suspect Sean Charles Dunn, 37, was announced Wednesday by DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro, who said in a statement that "the police are not out there to get pushed around or beat up."
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 14, 2025 03:12 PM (PzXaK)
_______

Ah. Well, I looked him up. Are we sure he's a lawyer? His name is not listed on the DC bar membership, or any I can find. Just because he worked for DOJ doesn't mean he's a lawyer. Could be a paralegal or manager.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2025 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

239 Along the same lines, there was this whole string on x, written in the goofy vernacular with which leftists speak, about abolishing the police department, public defenders, and getting rid of the entire justice system in total as espoused by Mandami. The shock part was this means rapists and murderers get to go free, and if you, dear stupid white woman, are a victim of such a heinous crime, ohs to the well. This was not acceptable! This cannot be! The public defenders argument was a different side quest, but also mind boggling. It was explained that there was no middle ground. You either believe in a justice system (in our case, it’s a legal system), or you don’t. They really don’t think 2 steps beyond their cool protest poster.

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2025 03:16 PM (p4NUW)

240 The headline I saw said the sub slappedr was drunk.

I’m going to go with that.

All that did was give him the courage to let out his inner Antifa.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2025 03:16 PM (tUMpW)

241 I don't think Trump always just makes stuff up. I'm guessing that there are rumors from people in the know about who is taking drugs on Capitol Hill and Chief Snorting Snow could be one of them.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

*SNORT

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2025 03:17 PM (Bs2bL)

242 They should not allow pets into stores...

Massimo@Rainmaker1973

A woman in Durango, Colorado, was filmed on Sunday after her "service dog" jumped into the produce section at Walmart and refused to get out.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 14, 2025 03:17 PM (TGPs7)

243 238 Ah. Well, I looked him up. Are we sure he's a lawyer? His name is not listed on the DC bar membership, or any I can find. Just because he worked for DOJ doesn't mean he's a lawyer. Could be a paralegal or manager.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2025 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

========

"NOTE: Sassy sub chucker Sean Charles Dunn is NOT an attorney, and is not the same person as the Sean Dunn who is a trial attorney at DOJ and has a public LinkedIn profile. I see lots of people Googling and mistakenly putting the trial attorney guy on blast.

Sassy sub chucker Sean Dunn was hired in 2022 and worked as an international affairs specialist, but it is not clear if that focus included international salted and cured deli meats."

https://x.com/seanmdav/status/
1956041138961572283

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

244 You can sort of tell that sammich thrower is some species of pickle smoocher.

I’m always skeptical when I hear a federal employee has been “fired”. Terminated, and loss of all pension & benefits? Is that what you mean?

Or allowed to retire. Or reshuffled to another position or agency.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 14, 2025 03:17 PM (r09E4)

245 Good thing it wasn't a Five, Five Dollar Dildo thrown at a WNBA game.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 14, 2025 03:17 PM (gm9Sb)

246 Ah, Sandwich Man! So, the Deep State has found its Gavrilo Princip. The Vegan Hoagie heard round the world!

Very ghey.

Posted by: Paco at August 14, 2025 03:18 PM (mADJX)

247
Apart from Barbara Jordan - and I'm not even sure about her - has there been one black female officeholder who hasn't been a lunatic bitch?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2025 03:18 PM (kkTda)

248
Hey President Trump, do Baltimore Next.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 14, 2025 03:18 PM (IifOV)

249 Dems: We must outlaw hoagies!
Posted by: WisRich

To the Russian front with Hoagie's Heros!

Posted by: Dark Litigator at August 14, 2025 03:18 PM (KAi1n)

250 Subway hasn't had this much publicity since Jussie Smollett.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 14, 2025 03:18 PM (NpAcC)

251 Sassy sub chucker Sean Dunn was hired in 2022 and worked as an international affairs specialist, but it is not clear if that focus included international salted and cured deli meats."

International affairs? Is that what they're calling getting cornholed by Jamaican guys now?

Posted by: WNBA Fan at August 14, 2025 03:19 PM (44PAK)

252 Ha looks like an analyst.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2025 03:19 PM (JO9xq)

253 My guess is the sub slapper had a chapped ass and didn't get a happy ending. This upsets fagz.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 14, 2025 03:19 PM (W3T6M)

254 "MEAT TOSSER!!!"
--activist girl from PCU

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:19 PM (dfIr7)

255 Remember the cops are rayciss kill bots that cause crime AND the only reason we have crime in the big blue shitties is because of raycsimms like not having enough cops patrolling the streets

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 03:19 PM (t0Rmr)

256 >>I'm sorry, but this whole DC National Guard/ Fed thing is very, very, very temporary. And, those they do suck up in the dragnet will have no real repercussions.

Even if doesn't serve hard time breaking rocks in the pen it seems like getting fired from the DOJ is a very big repercussion.

And Congress is already taking steps to extend the time Trump has control over DC. Nothing in life is permanent but that doesn't mean we should just surrender. The optics of Democrats fighting to keep DC a lawless shit hole while all Trump is doing is helping clean up the shit hole is not good for the left and they know it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 03:19 PM (viF8m)

257 Just changing my socks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2025 03:19 PM (44PAK)

258 They really don’t think 2 steps beyond their cool protest poster.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2025 03:16 PM (p4NUW)

This tends to happen when you outsource all of you’re thinking to the person on the screen.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2025 03:20 PM (tUMpW)

259
Dems: We must outlaw hoagies!
Posted by: WisRich at August 14, 2025 03:11 PM (G0vdT)

_______

Hoagie >>> Sub >>> Hero

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2025 03:20 PM (kkTda)

260 One white liberal "man" threw a sandwich at a federal officer as a Mostly Peaceful Protest gesture.

That was dumb on a number of levels. For one, Subway sandwiches, like everything else in Babylon DC, ain't cheap.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 14, 2025 03:20 PM (sAmhv)

261 255 Remember the cops are rayciss kill bots that cause crime AND the only reason we have crime in the big blue shitties is because of raycsimms like not having enough cops patrolling the streets
Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 03:19 PM (t0Rmr)

=======

Also, the people without guns who will replace the cops will enforce all gun confiscation laws the progs can dream up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

262 Crime is a non-issue in DC, why it is perfectly safe

Also, it is completely normal to believe that a staffer was just randomly mugged to death after releasing information that painted Hillary Clinton in a negative light.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 03:20 PM (t0Rmr)

263 Mika does not approve of what Joe is saying by the looks of her sneer. He'd better be careful about agreeing with President Trump. The warning signs are there, Joe.

Ace: I loved the video of the sandwich thrower faggot. The cherry on top was him working for the DOJ! Now a felon and fired and, well, finding out.

What is the deal with subway sandwiches at all hours of the night? Is this a ghey thing, based on Jussie Smolett? But without the Nigerians and rope (this continues to be one of my favorite stories!).

I am tired of summer and enjoyed this bigly. Autumn come quickly, please! I tell my husband when I am in an bad mood and why...and it is called August. His solution? Buy something. So I did. Only because he can't make it rain and be October, but he'd try.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 14, 2025 03:20 PM (6PCLE)

264 "So there, stick your Subway sandwich somewhere else!"

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The judges would have also accepted Judge Jeanine grabbing her crotch while yelling "I've got your Subway sandwich right here!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Donald the Lionhearted 2028! at August 14, 2025 03:21 PM (Rx03K)

265 Hmm. A sandwich. Wish I had thought of that.

Posted by: Obama's Chef at August 14, 2025 03:21 PM (yh2Fr)

266
Whole areas of our country that have been Dem run for decades are completely in ruin and overrun. The Decay can be attributed to it directly (Detroit). The few times that Republicans have been in charge (Guiliani in New York) it was a better place.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 14, 2025 03:22 PM (IifOV)

267 Democrats who worked on Joe Biden's campaign and other campaigns are saying, yeah, I'd like to feel safe walking around this city.

I don't want folks who worked for Biden feeling safe as they walk around DC. I'm ok if they feel safe wile walking around a prison yard in orange jumpsuits. But not while walking around free.

Posted by: GWB at August 14, 2025 03:22 PM (NeMiw)

268 Things we can throw at police that are "no big deal"

1) Fruit Loops (unboxed)

2) Doughnuts (obviously)

3) sautéed onions

4)

Posted by: Fenrisulven at August 14, 2025 03:22 PM (ciYHQ)

269
I got a kick out of Big Tyrus on Gutfeld talking about Judge Jeanine the other night. At FOX HQ, she had and office next to his. When they were there together, he said every so often she'd want him to do something and holler out, "Tyrus!"

He said he'd pee himself a little bit when he heard that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2025 03:22 PM (w6EFb)

270 >Apart from Barbara Jordan - and I'm not even sure about her - has there been one black female officeholder who hasn't been a lunatic bitch?

Shirley Chisholm

Posted by: mr tmz at August 14, 2025 03:22 PM (rJ48h)

271 Sassy sub chucker Sean Dunn was hired in 2022 and worked as an international affairs specialist, but it is not clear if that focus included international salted and cured deli meats."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

They should ship him off to the Middle East then.
There he can learn how to chuck shoes and finally see what real fascism looks like.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 14, 2025 03:22 PM (tUMpW)

272 Those fucking Subway sandwiches are nasty.

Posted by: wth at August 14, 2025 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

273 Every time I hear Gabapentin I think of The Ramones "Gabba gabba hey gabba hey gabba hey"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 14, 2025 03:22 PM (vBHAA)

274 242 A woman in Durango, Colorado, was filmed on Sunday after her "service dog" jumped into the produce section at Walmart and refused to get out.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Was this “service” dog a Shiba Inu? Because this is a very Shiba thing to do. Also, if you ever see a service Shiba Inu? It’s fake. Fake as fake can be. No Shiba would get through the training.

I am actually okay with true service dogs, not the emotional support variety . I mean the ones that are actually certified and do things like help blind people. People are using the emotional support thing to get around no pets allowed restrictions on rentals and all it takes is a counselor saying yes, you need this dog. Same to get around breed restrictions. It’s crazy.

Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2025 03:22 PM (p4NUW)

275 By the way, JackStraw, I am getting a lot of mileage on Twixxer out of your "assault with a Deli weapon" comment, but I don't even know how to attribute it to you

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:23 PM (dfIr7)

276 >
Hoagie >>> Sub >>> Hero

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2025 03:20 PM (kkTda)

We need common sense sammich control...for the children!!!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 14, 2025 03:23 PM (NgqoH)

277 Old and busted: The Italian Job.
New hotness: The Italian Combo Job.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 14, 2025 03:23 PM (rPvmJ)

278
I am calling for a ban on all assault sub machine sandwiches.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer, raw patty with cheese at August 14, 2025 03:23 PM (IifOV)

279 A woman in Durango, Colorado, was filmed on Sunday after her "service dog" jumped into the produce section at Walmart and refused to get out

The dog looked terrified, I think it just freaked out being in a huge building full of strangers and tried to hide in the weeds.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:23 PM (dfIr7)

280 maybe it was a grinder

Posted by: Don Black at August 14, 2025 03:24 PM (AOsQT)

281 One of Hoagie's Heroes.

Should the guy be disbarred, or is it sufficient to put him on non-gluten-free bread and water for 30 days?

Posted by: Paco at August 14, 2025 03:24 PM (mADJX)

282 275 By the way, JackStraw, I am getting a lot of mileage on Twixxer out of your "assault with a Deli weapon" comment, but I don't even know how to attribute it to you
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:23 PM (dfIr7)

=======

Well, JackStraw is from Rhode Island, which does not exist.

So, JackStraw does not exist.

Therefore, solipsism is true, and Christopher R. Taylor came up with it himself.

Syllogism!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

283 You can blow a lung out with a footlong.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 03:24 PM (EctuH)

284 >>By the way, JackStraw, I am getting a lot of mileage on Twixxer out of your "assault with a Deli weapon" comment, but I don't even know how to attribute it to you

Don't bother, I stole it. I'm not that witty.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 03:24 PM (viF8m)

285 246 Ah, Sandwich Man! So, the Deep State has found its Gavrilo Princip. The Vegan Hoagie heard round the world!

Very ghey.
Posted by: Paco

That's probably not fair, to Gavrilo Princip.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 14, 2025 03:24 PM (sAmhv)

286 By the way, JackStraw, I am getting a lot of mileage on Twixxer out of your "assault with a Deli weapon" comment, but I don't even know how to attribute it to you
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:23 PM

Isn't A Commenter is nom de plume?

Posted by: toby928 at August 14, 2025 03:24 PM (jc0TO)

287 Things we can throw at police that are "no big deal"

2) Doughnuts (obviously)

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I don't know man--I'm pretty sure I could get some velocity throwing a cake donut!

Posted by: Crusader at August 14, 2025 03:24 PM (TN0g+)

288 Apart from Barbara Jordan - and I'm not even sure about her - has there been one black female officeholder who hasn't been a lunatic bitch?

Winsome Sears doesn't seem to have turned into one yet, but she's not really in any position of power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:24 PM (dfIr7)

289 Subway.

Yeet Fresh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 14, 2025 03:25 PM (EctuH)

290
Judge Jeanine takes a cab ride with Jimmy Failla:
https://tinyurl.com/2cylesde

Scary.

Back in 2017, she got in some trouble. She was clocked doing 119 MPH in her Escalade driving back to NYC from upstate NY.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 14, 2025 03:25 PM (w6EFb)

291
That probably wasn't the worst thing that sandwich chucker ever left on a guys chest.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 14, 2025 03:25 PM (IifOV)

292 I'm reminded of Buckley's book about running for mayor where, in the middle of a break of the television debate, the Democrat nominee, Beame, apologized to James Lindsay for saying mean things about him while the cameras were going because it was all theater.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

The Unmaking of a Mayor is a classic book on olde NYC. Hilarious and infuriating at the same time. WFB's book tells the story of a NYC where some of those characters were still around during Sefton's (and my) youth, and for a long time I thought those days were over with Giuliani. They'll be back with a vengeance with Mamdani.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 14, 2025 03:25 PM (/5cM3)

293 How is this man still employed in the year 2025?

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How is he not hanging from a lamppost ... or at least a permanent guest in Feral PMITA Gator Gitmo?

Posted by: ShainS -- Donald the Lionhearted 2028! at August 14, 2025 03:25 PM (KCKnb)

294 >>y the way, JackStraw, I am getting a lot of mileage on Twixxer out of your "assault with a Deli weapon" comment, but I don't even know how to attribute it to you
__
Retired NY businessman, yachtsman, fisherman, and stoner.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 14, 2025 03:25 PM (bNf8H)

295 "Just in from the scene where Federal law enforcement has raided the notorious sammich thrower's apartment. AFTD officers are now saying a veritable arsenal including Subway, Jimmy John's and Firehouse subs have been found, along with an ammunition supply of various cheeses, peppers, and dried spices. Neighbors have been evacuated."

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 14, 2025 03:25 PM (gm9Sb)

296 Some sub shop needs to come up with this.

The Protestor: So much meat, it'll do way more damage than that sissy sub you saw on tv!

Posted by: WisRich at August 14, 2025 03:25 PM (G0vdT)

297 Therefore, solipsism is true, and Christopher R. Taylor came up with it himself.

I cannot argue with syllogism

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:25 PM (dfIr7)

298
Was it because

- He threw it?
- It was a sub?
- It was Subway?

Subway is some inorganic, 3D printed stuff served on seat-cushion foam.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2025 03:25 PM (kkTda)

299 292 The Unmaking of a Mayor is a classic book on olde NYC. Hilarious and infuriating at the same time. WFB's book tells the story of a NYC where some of those characters were still around during Sefton's (and my) youth, and for a long time I thought those days were over with Giuliani. They'll be back with a vengeance with Mamdani.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 14, 2025 03:25 PM (/5cM3)
======

I really liked that book.

Buckley could write good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

300 Subway.

Yeet Fresh.

Nice

*yoink*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:26 PM (dfIr7)

301 Insightful political analysis.

TheBlaze@theblaze
President Trump on the state of the Democrat Party: "They're stuck. They don't know what to do. I would say more than half are sane, but they are led by insane people. I don't believe that anybody is capable of making a deal with these people. They have gone crazy."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 03:26 PM (L/fGl)

302
New York Times ran a loving story about the "beauty" of "bodega ramps" that look like concrete was puked out front of them. I can think of few things more New York than that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

"These humble, concrete blobs, designed to ease entry into delis and other stores, can resemble glaciers, pancakes or clamshells and affirm the civic compact."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2025 03:26 PM (63Dwl)

303 So an Assault Sandwich...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2025 03:27 PM (VE6XX)

304
It's raining Subway sandwiches here.

Seriously, its raining here in SW Wyoming. We haven't had rain for 5 months.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 14, 2025 03:27 PM (3ek7K)

305 Can you clarify:

Fake Gays or Gay Fakes? (Or inclusive or)

Posted by: epador at August 14, 2025 03:27 PM (1Rr7x)

306 Subway is terrible, but I am not happy to learn of the weaponization of the sammich.

Posted by: Weasel at August 14, 2025 03:27 PM (m0MIc)

307 Sue Subway for providing material support to a terrorist.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 14, 2025 03:27 PM (JO9xq)

308 301 Insightful political analysis.

TheBlaze@theblaze
President Trump on the state of the Democrat Party: "They're stuck. They don't know what to do. I would say more than half are sane, but they are led by insane people. I don't believe that anybody is capable of making a deal with these people. They have gone crazy."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 14, 2025 03:26 PM (L/fGl)

=======

It's like the GOP 2012.

Anti-Obama was all the GOP could muster.

And it was deeply uncompelling, even in the face of a fuckup nihilistic saboteur president who actively tried to make America worse.

And I don't think Trump is trying to make America worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

309 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2025 03:18 PM (kkTda)

Barbara Jordan sounds like she was a bright woman who worked hard in her schooling , and aside from being a Democrat I don't think she was part of the crazy left wing. My mother -neither black nor a politician - was a Democrat . Mom died in the early 80's. She would be disgusted by what the Democrats have become, I expect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2025 03:28 PM (2GCMq)

310 Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 03:19 PM (viF8m)
______________________________

I've moved beyond benevolent repair for places like DC. Honestly, I want NYC and Minneapolis to elect both of those socialist wankers. I'd like to see those two cities absolutely implode (DC as well). I'd like to see all three of those places become worse than anyone's possible imagination could dream up. Because, THEN and ONLY THEN, will the remaining inhabitants be forced to grasp a few truths about their personal situation, and those they selected to oversee their well being.

I've moved beyond empathy for those so enraptured in their own stupidity.

Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2025 03:28 PM (dIske)

311 Sub slinger.

Hoagie Hucket.

Po' boy pitcher

Grinder gaffer.

Hero heaver.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 14, 2025 03:28 PM (WvZaB)

312 DC's "crime stats" are fake.

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And mostly gay .

Posted by: ShainS -- Donald the Lionhearted 2028! at August 14, 2025 03:28 PM (KCKnb)

313 Apart from Barbara Jordan - and I'm not even sure about her - has there been one black female officeholder who hasn't been a lunatic bitch?

Shirley Chisholm
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Shirley was just another race-hustler. Seriously. Being slightly before one's time at that doesn't make her special.

Posted by: Crusader at August 14, 2025 03:28 PM (TN0g+)

314 Seriously, its raining here in SW Wyoming. We haven't had rain for 5 months.
Posted by: fourseasons

We have fog right now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 14, 2025 03:29 PM (mlg/3)

315 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NO ONE MORAL OR SANE WOULD CONFUSE SUBWAY WITH A DELI.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBURGER at August 14, 2025 03:02 PM (44PAK)

It's a bakery.

Posted by: Reforger at August 14, 2025 03:29 PM (pxUkb)

316 Just watched the video. Thank God that cop was wearing his armored vest!

Actually, it was such a girlie throw, he probably could have thrown a hammer and not done any damage.

I weep for the wasted sandwich. Maybe some homeless guy will come snap it up.

Posted by: Paco at August 14, 2025 03:29 PM (mADJX)

317 Apart from Barbara Jordan - and I'm not even sure about her - has there been one black female officeholder who hasn't been a lunatic bitch?

Abraham Lincoln

Posted by: Archimedes at August 14, 2025 03:29 PM (Riz8t)

318 183 assault with a deli weapon
Posted by: JackStraw
......

Would have been a misdemeanor if Subway didn't leave their mayo out all week.

Posted by: wth at August 14, 2025 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

319 Seriously, its raining here in SW Wyoming. We haven't had rain for 5 months.

I think its all going to the Carolinas

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:30 PM (dfIr7)

320 I am actually okay with true service dogs, not the emotional support variety . I mean the ones that are actually certified and do things like help blind people. People are using the emotional support thing to get around no pets allowed restrictions on rentals and all it takes is a counselor saying yes, you need this dog. Same to get around breed restrictions. It’s crazy.
Posted by: Piper at August 14, 2025 03:22 PM (p4NUW

People simply buy a service animal tag online and strap it to their pet and stroll into a store. Had a lady with a Yorkshire terrier in her shopping cart at the grocery store tell me this.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 14, 2025 03:30 PM (BbZ1G)

321 Our murder rate is now so much better that it's deemed acceptable in 3rd World shitholes. I don't know what Trump's talking about.

Posted by: Mayor Bowser at August 14, 2025 03:30 PM (7CamO)

322 African Swallows sans coconuts

(but don't approach without an expert wrangler)

Posted by: Fenrisulven at August 14, 2025 03:30 PM (ciYHQ)

323 Actually, it was such a girlie throw, he probably could have thrown a hammer and not done any damage.

I weep for the wasted sandwich. Maybe some homeless guy will come snap it up.
Posted by: Paco at August 14, 2025 03:29 PM (mADJX)

Harmeet Dhillon called it an Effete gesture....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2025 03:30 PM (VE6XX)

324 So an Assault Sandwich...
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We need commons sense sandwich control. Nobody *needs* a footlong sandwich. A six-inch sandwich with a bag of chips and water should be sufficient for anyone.

Posted by: Crusader at August 14, 2025 03:30 PM (TN0g+)

325 I remember when the left was arguing that throwing concrete filled "milkshakes" at people was no big deal.

And TBH they are used to handling meat filled footlongs so I guess this was more of a friendly action.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 14, 2025 03:31 PM (t0Rmr)

326 324 So an Assault Sandwich...
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We need commons sense sandwich control. Nobody *needs* a footlong sandwich. A six-inch sandwich with a bag of chips and water should be sufficient for anyone.
Posted by: Crusader at August 14, 2025 03:30 PM (TN0g+)

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*Elizabeth Warren is in the background with a footlong sub and a glass of champagne*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

327
Son is still fighting a wildfire. I pray they are getting this rain there.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 14, 2025 03:31 PM (3ek7K)

328 The pinko sub tosser was in FedGov for 3 or less years. Maybe not even vested. (I'm assuming it's still 3 years for most GS employees.)

Not only fired but may not have any retirement from those years.

Dude seriously fucked up. And is the new posterchild for the DoJ and what's wrong with that department.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 14, 2025 03:31 PM (Q4IgG)

329 First Jared, then Jussie, now this fag. Can't we catch a break?

Posted by: Subway at August 14, 2025 03:31 PM (7CamO)

330 268 Things we can throw at police that are "no big deal"

1) Fruit Loops (unboxed)

2) Doughnuts (obviously)

3) sautéed onions

4)
Posted by: Fenrisulven

5) Lifeline (if needed)

6) Kisses (depends on the kisser and kissee)

7) Shade (iffy at best)

Glances (but not at fit female joggers in spandex if you're in England)

9) Wink (see #6)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2025 03:32 PM (Dv3i1)

331 They got the idea from juszie smollett

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 14, 2025 03:32 PM (bXbFr)

332 The Submarine Sandwich, a Canadian staple. Another thing for the fags in Ottawa to regulate.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 14, 2025 03:32 PM (gm9Sb)

333 I weep for the wasted sandwich. Maybe some homeless guy will come snap it up.
Posted by: Paco
......

I weep for the homeless guy.

Posted by: wth at August 14, 2025 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

334 @182 posted by Zombie.

Your post is exactly right. Law will completely break down unless it gets tough. A lot will depend on judges, sad to say.

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2025 03:32 PM (iwlvf)

335 Provolone is 9 mm

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 14, 2025 03:33 PM (bXbFr)

336 I hear the sub was sliced green dildo on sourdough.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 14, 2025 03:33 PM (wBaIH)

337 Subway is terrible, but I am not happy to learn of the weaponization of the sammich.

A sweeping statement without sufficient substantiation. They may be kind of "meh", but they're not terrible (as a rule).

Posted by: Paco at August 14, 2025 03:33 PM (mADJX)

338 I've moved beyond benevolent repair for places like DC. Honestly, I want NYC and Minneapolis to elect both of those socialist wankers. I'd like to see those two cities absolutely implode (DC as well). I'd like to see all three of those places become worse than anyone's possible imagination could dream up. Because, THEN and ONLY THEN, will the remaining inhabitants be forced to grasp a few truths about their personal situation, and those they selected to oversee their well being.

I've moved beyond empathy for those so enraptured in their own stupidity.

Posted by: Orson at August 14, 2025 03:28 PM (dIske)

--------------

This.

Intense suffering is often the last resort for focusing the mind -- and accepting objective reality -- especially for psychological, emotional, & mental infants and retards.

Posted by: ShainS -- Donald the Lionhearted 2028! at August 14, 2025 03:33 PM (Sv4aX)

339 First Jared, then Jussie, now this fag. Can't we catch a break?
Posted by: Subway
......

Try putting the mayo in the fridge overnight.

Posted by: wth at August 14, 2025 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

340 331 They got the idea from juszie smollett
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 14, 2025 03:32 PM (bXbFr)

Were they saying this is MAGA Country ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 14, 2025 03:33 PM (VE6XX)

341
People simply buy a service animal tag online and strap it to their pet and stroll into a store. Had a lady with a Yorkshire terrier in her shopping cart at the grocery store tell me this.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 14, 2025 03:30 PM (BbZ1G)

___________

It's sad that when we try to accommodate people suffering from real problems, the asshole element immediately swoop in and abuse it. I'd guess about 80% of handicapped placards hung from rear-view mirrors are phony.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2025 03:34 PM (kkTda)

342 Onions are 45 caliber rounds

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 14, 2025 03:34 PM (bXbFr)

343 What happened?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

344 >>I've moved beyond empathy for those so enraptured in their own stupidity.

I get the sentiment but this isn't about liberals in those cities for me. This is about our country that has been infected with pockets of criminal insanity and if not checked that infection will spread. It always does.

We can't just wall those places off and pretend we live in a different place. DC isn't just a city, it is the nation's capitol. I brought an Australian visitor there last summer because he was really interested in seeing the monuments, the White House and all the places he had read and hear about it. And it was embarrassing. The place was dirty and unkept with visible homeless encampments. That's just unacceptable to me in our capitol. It belongs to all of us.

Leftists will never leave us alone. They won't stop until they dominate every aspect of our lives if we don't stop them. They don't get to live by a different set of rules in our country.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2025 03:35 PM (viF8m)

345 They’d probably have better numbers arresting criminals in Federal Buildings.

Posted by: epador at August 14, 2025 03:35 PM (1Rr7x)

346 Fruit Loops (unboxed)

2) Doughnuts (obviously)

3) sautéed onions

4)
Posted by: Fenrisulven

5) Lifeline (if needed)

6) Kisses (depends on the kisser and kissee)

7) Shade (iffy at best)

Glances (but not at fit female joggers in spandex if you're in England)

9) Wink (see #6)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at

But not Kaboom. That's an automatic death sentence and then shipped to the Russia front.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 14, 2025 03:35 PM (BbZ1G)

347 My problem with Subway is that somehow no matter what you put on the sandwich it tastes pretty much the same.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:36 PM (dfIr7)

348 A lot of people I see with "service animals" look like they fit in as the "ladies of Walmart".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 14, 2025 03:36 PM (gm9Sb)

349 343 What happened?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

What's the last thing you remember?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2025 03:36 PM (Dv3i1)

350 My problem with Subway is that somehow no matter what you put on the sandwich it tastes pretty much the same.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 03:36 PM (dfIr7)

Soylent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

351 I am actually okay with true service dogs, not the emotional support variety . I mean the ones that are actually certified and do things like help blind people.
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A couple I know got their Golden Retriever certified to visit hospitals and nursing homes. They demonstrated to
me the things she's trained to do. It's actually very cool. I think those service dogs should be considered "real," like the dogs that assist blind people.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 14, 2025 03:36 PM (paSBy)

352 What's the last thing you remember?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 14, 2025 03:36 PM (Dv3i1)

I clicked post.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 14, 2025 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

353

To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers.

Posted by: Oddball at August 14, 2025 03:37 PM (63Dwl)

354 You know what is one of my life's constant disappointments?

Not being able to find an excellent sandwich.

Sure, sure. You can get passable subs from the chains.

But, it's always too much of something (often bread) that there just isn't the right balance.

The right amount of bread, meat, cheese, vegetables, condiments.

Kinda like, you know how hard it is to get the perfect BLT?

Sandwich artist my ass, you're just back there slopping stuff together.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2025 03:38 PM (vKsaf)

355 Nood Act above

Posted by: Beartooth at August 14, 2025 03:38 PM (BbZ1G)

356 Has anyone done a holding out for a hero joke yet?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 14, 2025 03:39 PM (Wnv9h)

357 Still packing lunch , I make great and sometimes plain sammy

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2025 03:40 PM (+qU29)

358
A couple I know got their Golden Retriever certified to visit hospitals and nursing homes.

________

I was at a dog show when a small group of profoundly-retarded people on an outing arrived. The dogs were all, "Whoa, special handling required here" and were very sensitive. And the eyes on these poor unfortunates just lit up. Very touching to see.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2025 03:40 PM (kkTda)

359
Elon Musk
@elonmusk

It’s true

https://is.gd/mwPpfd

[nee Jerome & Eugene]

Posted by: ShainS -- Disruptor-in-Chief 2028! at August 14, 2025 03:49 PM (1HWm1)

360 I've been taking Gabapentin for some pain and to help sleep better. Does that count?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2025 03:12 PM (kkTda)

I've been taking morphine for leg pain, Demerol for back pain, and lysergic acid for headaches. Do those count?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 14, 2025 03:50 PM (g8Ew8)

361 > whipping his deli sandwich

These people are toddlers in adult bodies. There's really no other way of looking at it. All of their screeching irrational behavior is exactly the same as a two year old.

I don't know what the answer is. Maybe sentence them to a boot camp rather than regular jail?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2025 04:04 PM (qpyNK)

362 Jersey Mike's is way better than Subway, IMO, though not as good as some of the local hole-in-the-wall sandwich places.

Jimmy John's was excellent the last time I was somewhere that had one (none here in the 907), though I hear it's declined a lot since Jimmy John sold out to Big Fast Food.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2025 04:07 PM (qpyNK)

363 Limp dick liberals throw sandwiches instead of punches.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 14, 2025 04:24 PM (cB7nX)

364
181 The only way the gay subway tosser story could be any funnier is if he tossed a ... neon green dildo. Now that would bring the house down.

Btw, what was this guy doing and/or where was he going? Just a rando faggot out on the streets of DC, dressing like Liberace, and he sees some cops and goes insane?

I think he was on drugs. I also think there's more to this story.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 14, 2025 03:05 PM

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They deported his boyfriend.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 14, 2025 04:27 PM (azNOR)

365 Part of Trump's presidency, which could help him in the history books, should be the help liberal citizens if it's best for the nation. Cleaning up DC helps liberals most, that's their crown jewel, but it's better for the country to do it. Likewise I think fighting and using his power to change things in the LA fire areas, though pretty much helping people who vastly voted against him, is good for the country and stopping liberal governments from turning everything into the ghetto for spite. Same goes for trying to get rid of Mamdani in NYC, it's saving liberals citizens from their own shitty choices, to save a city that the country needs to be successful.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 14, 2025 04:38 PM (qa6W+)

366 I believe the Antifa milkshakes were concrete inside the cups.

Andy Ngo documented that, but people still to this day say its a myth. Like the "protest signs" attached to baseball bats.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 14, 2025 02:55 PM (dfIr7)

in 1980, the Revolutionary Communist Youth Brigade (average age 30) were doing a flag burning protest at my uni and their signs had 2" by 2" poles holding them. So not quite a baseball bat, but they were not what you need to hold a bit of cloth up either.

So it was not a myth then.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2025 04:53 PM (8avO+)

367 But, it's always too much of something (often bread) that there just isn't the right balance.

The right amount of bread, meat, cheese, vegetables, condiments.

Kinda like, you know how hard it is to get the perfect BLT?

Sandwich artist my ass, you're just back there slopping stuff together.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 14, 2025 03:38 PM (vKsaf)

I knew a sandwich place in Ohio growing up that had roast beef, ham, you name it on bread. They were 3 pieces of bread with meat between up the stack. The were practically cubical with meat, you had to work to get the bites into your mouth.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2025 04:56 PM (8avO+)

368 It's like the GOP 2012.

Anti-Obama was all the GOP could muster.

And it was deeply uncompelling, even in the face of a fuckup nihilistic saboteur president who actively tried to make America worse.

And I don't think Trump is trying to make America worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 14, 2025 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

Just being Anti has always been the road to losing. You have to be pro something, and show that your opponents are in the way.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 14, 2025 05:00 PM (8avO+)

369 Maybe Dunn could share a cell with that bitch who spit on Ed Martin. Oh. Wait.

Posted by: 370H55V I/me/mine at August 14, 2025 05:28 PM (39FkK)

370 Thats 103 lesser votes for the Dem-O-Rats and their beating their brains out on the wall

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 14, 2025 06:04 PM (wGqjj)

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