Confirmed: Democrat Runaways to Return to Capital Now That Beto's Bribe Money Has Been Cut Off

I mentioned this as an update to a post last night but now it's confirmed.

Now that they have to pay for hotel and travel out of their own pockets, these Selfless Servants of Socialism have decided that all they really wanted to do was to "raise awareness about gerrymandering."

Well you did. Now the entire country knows that Democrats have gerrymandered all the states they control to the absolute limit and it's time for Republicans to do likewise.

ABC13 has confirmed with multiple sources that House Democrats will return to Texas.
Eyewitness News has not confirmed the date, but we do know that Democrats believe they've accomplished their mission by killing the first special session and by raising national awareness about the mid-decade redistricting effort.
It is unclear which day they will be in Austin at the Capitol, but they stress that they will push for Hill Country flooding relief to be the priority.
...
This comes as the House went another session without a quorum on Tuesday, with just 95 members present for the second day in a row. Texas House Speaker Dustin Burrows said that assuming there is no quorum on Friday, the session will end, and a new one will begin.
Hours later, the Senate actually passed a new map that benefits Republicans ahead of the 2026 midterm elections. It's the same map that passed out of committee in the House and precipitated more than 50 House Democrats to break quorum.
Democrats in the Senate walked out in protest, but a quorum remained. Sources told ABC13 that Senate Democrats will not break quorum.

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM

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1 "Raise awareness". Sheesh, what a bunch of putzes.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2025 02:31 PM (Riz8t)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at August 13, 2025 02:31 PM (iVUs+)

3 Afternoon, horde.

Posted by: Polka will never die at August 13, 2025 02:33 PM (o2LPD)

4 rd?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2025 02:33 PM (ULPxl)

5 th?

Posted by: MkY at August 13, 2025 02:34 PM (+Pp+Q)

6 Democrats work as a cancer.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2025 02:34 PM (snZF9)

7 I want to hear about Beto servicing all the inmates in the prison bathroom.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 13, 2025 02:35 PM (/U5Yz)

8 Democrats work as a cancer.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2025 02:34 PM (snZF9)
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Ass cancer.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2025 02:35 PM (WvZaB)

9 I should go and raise awareness of my need for a sandwich.

Posted by: toby928 at August 13, 2025 02:35 PM (jc0TO)

10 Jesus do these jokers EVER pay for anything themselves?!!?

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 13, 2025 02:35 PM (Pv3Rg)

11 Eggs are on sale at Kroger.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 13, 2025 02:36 PM (ynUDq)

12 I'm sure Judge Icandowhutevah will shoot it down

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 13, 2025 02:36 PM (/6GbT)

13 >>ABC13 has confirmed with multiple sources that House Democrats will return to Texas.

Be a shame if their plane crashed. A real shame.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2025 02:37 PM (z6okN)

14 Hot Wheels played this almost to perfection. He gets some shit in these comments, and from conservatives generally, but give credit where credit is due.

But ... I want more. It's great that these retarded intestinal worms are coming back for the quorum for redistricting. I want more. Can they be charged with crimes or fine or penalties or golf clubs to the nuts for running away?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

15 10 Jesus do these jokers EVER pay for anything themselves?!!?
Posted by: Black Orchid

Never. Everything's a grift with these people.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 13, 2025 02:37 PM (/U5Yz)

16 Once they get their quorum back, Texas needs to pass some stronger laws to prevent this from happening again.

Posted by: Martbell at August 13, 2025 02:37 PM (YPOSl)

17 "Raise awareness". Sheesh, what a bunch of putzes.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2025 02:31 PM (Riz8t)

They did, though. They raised awareness of how much their party loves to gerrymander state districts to ensure the Democrats stay in control. They raised awareness of how they fear losing control of governments.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2025 02:37 PM (S/Y4j)

18 Dear Lord
South Sudan is willing to accept 2 Million Palestine refugees, they will destroy that country more than what is happening now.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 13, 2025 02:38 PM (FCrpy)

19 Jesus do these jokers EVER pay for anything themselves?!!?
Posted by: Black Orchid

Never. Everything's a grift with these people.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

There are plenty of examples of PDJT reaching into his own pocket to pay for tips, meals, etc.

I defy anyone to find an example of a prominent Dem doing the same.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2025 02:38 PM (cYBz/)

20 I think they also raised awareness that they are children who throw temper tantrums.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 13, 2025 02:39 PM (+OnsA)

21 "It is unclear which day they will be in Austin at the Capitol, but they stress that they will push for Hill Country flooding relief to be the priority."

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Now that the gravy train is cut off, NOW flooding relief is a priority? So taking care of your suffering constituents wasn't important while the drinks were flowing, but now suddenly it is?

We do not hate these people enough.

Posted by: The_Hoser at August 13, 2025 02:40 PM (f4jia)

22 There are plenty of examples of PDJT reaching into his own pocket to pay for tips, meals, etc.

I defy anyone to find an example of a prominent Dem doing the same.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2025 02:38 PM (cYBz/)

Reaching into PDJT's pockets for money? There's probably a lot of them, starting with Chucky Schumer.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 13, 2025 02:40 PM (S/Y4j)

23
*scribbles furiously

Posted by: Zombie Del Shannon at August 13, 2025 02:40 PM (w9Wax)

24 Flashback: Beto O'Rourke once placed a piece of their child's poop in a bowl and told his wife that it was an avocado.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 13, 2025 02:40 PM (/U5Yz)

25 Hot Wheels played this almost to perfection. He gets some shit in these comments, and from conservatives generally, but give credit where credit is due.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

But he said something weird about going for more districts!!!!

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 02:40 PM (77rzZ)

26 Arrest them the second they come back or they will do it again. They don't get to play these stupid games and then slink back and pretend nothing happened.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 13, 2025 02:40 PM (setIA)

27 Now that they have to pay for hotel and travel out of their own pockets, these Selfless Servants of Socialism have decided that all they really wanted to do was to "raise awareness about gerrymandering."

_______________________________

DISCOUNT!!!!!!

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2025 02:40 PM (dIske)

28 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: And no one cares at August 13, 2025 02:41 PM (rYZUy)

29
Thank you for what you do everyday, Ace, but the snark has been exceptionally sweet today.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2025 02:41 PM (Y8DZL)

30 But ... I want more. It's great that these retarded intestinal worms are coming back for the quorum for redistricting. I want more. Can they be charged with crimes or fine or penalties or golf clubs to the nuts for running away?

Thinking of that Russian General played by John Rhys Davis in 'The Living Daylights' who was after the same renegade General that Bond was; Bond turned the renegade over to General Koskov who said:

'Send him back to Moscow. In the diplomatic bag.'

That's how I'd like these t*rds shipped back to Austin.

Posted by: Nelly at August 13, 2025 02:41 PM (cHLus)

31 >>> 25
==
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 02:40 PM (77rzZ)

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 13, 2025 02:41 PM (ULPxl)

32 Two trains, each going thirty miles per hour, are approaching each other on the same track.

When the trains are one mile apart, a super-fly, traveling at fifty miles per hour, begins flying from one train and back again to the other. How long a distance will the fly travel before it is crushed?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2025 02:41 PM (H4laq)

33 Race hoaxes also raise awareness … of how many racist incidence are hoaxes.

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Wednesday. . . at August 13, 2025 02:42 PM (3ZUWJ)

34 Gene Wu's wife works for ABC13 in Houston.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 13, 2025 02:42 PM (33LJY)

35 That seems better than Priceline.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 13, 2025 02:42 PM (ynUDq)

36 Hot Wheels played this almost to perfection. He gets some shit in these comments, and from conservatives generally, but give credit where credit is due.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

But he said something weird about going for more districts!!!!

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 02:40 PM (77rzZ)
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Which he should, if possible. But that may have been a bluff. Adding more districts might stretch the whole thing too thin. I'd rather have five new +10R districts than seven new +3R districts. I don't trust +3R districts.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

37 18 Dear Lord
South Sudan is willing to accept 2 Million Palestine refugees, they will destroy that country more than what is happening now.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 13, 2025 02:38 PM (FCrpy)
_______________________________

So, I guess we can assume that the Sudan economy will be booming soon....what, with the sudden influx of new potential slave owners.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2025 02:43 PM (dIske)

38 Is this about us?

Posted by: Retarded intestinal worms at August 13, 2025 02:43 PM (rYZUy)

39 @ Common Tater

MATH?!

Posted by: Nazdar at August 13, 2025 02:43 PM (NcvvS)

40 Beto meets Bubba . I doubt he'll like that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2025 02:43 PM (0EwKT)

41 Flashback: O'Rourke Torments His Wife With 'Psycho'-Style Shower Scares

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 13, 2025 02:43 PM (/U5Yz)

42 Weird how some of those odd funding connections correlate to observed behavior.

Kind of like the DNC and other left-wing political groups somehow got compeltely strapped for cash after all the USIAD money to "NGOs" was cut off.

Posted by: can of spam at August 13, 2025 02:44 PM (7oNMO)

43 The Palestinians will conquer Africa.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 13, 2025 02:44 PM (ynUDq)

44 >>> 40 Beto meets Bubba . I doubt he'll like that
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2025 02:43 PM (0EwKT)

I volunteer as tribute!!!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 13, 2025 02:44 PM (ULPxl)

45 8 Democrats work as a cancer.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2025 02:34 PM (snZF9)
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Ass cancer.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 13, 2025 02:35 PM

My usual reply on AOS to any discussion involving cancer, is to say, "Fuck cancer!"

However, in this case, I think I will make an exception.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 13, 2025 02:44 PM (HlyYF)

46 How many Morons are required for a quorum if we want to submit recommendations to modify the style guide?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2025 02:45 PM (7fElN)

47 Two trains, each going thirty miles per hour, are approaching each other on the same track.

When the trains are one mile apart, a super-fly, traveling at fifty miles per hour, begins flying from one train and back again to the other. How long a distance will the fly travel before it is crushed?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2025 02:41 PM (H4laq)
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Easy. I don't have the patience to do the actual math, but the solution is to (1) calculate how long it takes for the trains to crash into each other and then (2) multiply this time by the speed of the fly. Done.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

48 Two trains, each going thirty miles per hour, are approaching each other on the same track.

When the trains are one mile apart, a super-fly, traveling at fifty miles per hour, begins flying from one train and back again to the other. How long a distance will the fly travel before it is crushed?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2025 02:41 PM

That's a fargin' trick question!!!!

Posted by: Roman Moroni at August 13, 2025 02:45 PM (dPfyF)

49 How long a distance will the fly travel before it is crushed?

Laden or unladen?

Posted by: Terry Gilliam at August 13, 2025 02:45 PM (w9Wax)

50 Ok, I just picked up a new one at insty:

'He looks like the kind of guy who eats bananas for the shape and not the taste.'

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 13, 2025 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

51 Just Now: Appeals Court Reverses Lower Court’s Order, Allows President Trump to Cut Billions in Foreign Aid Payments

Winning!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 13, 2025 02:46 PM (/U5Yz)

52
heh,, super-fly

Posted by: flyin' green dildo at August 13, 2025 02:46 PM (EFZgU)

53 How many Morons are required for a quorum if we want to submit recommendations to modify the style guide?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Muldoon keeps the style guide, and guards it with an iron fist.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 02:46 PM (77rzZ)

54 I knew once the checks stopped flowing their righteous anger would melt away.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 13, 2025 02:46 PM (gDhA9)

55 Math? Can’t be that tough. Just sum the infinite series. Shouldn’t take but a few seconds

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2025 02:46 PM (H4laq)

56 Anyone ever consider bribing the Dems to do their damn jobs for once?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 13, 2025 02:46 PM (gDhA9)

57 Can’t they still declare their seats vacant today?

Posted by: Uncledave at August 13, 2025 02:47 PM (Nk5t9)

58 DISCOUNT!!!!!!
Posted by: Orson

DATCOUNT, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 13, 2025 02:47 PM (M0V4/)

59 The fly can't sustain 30 mph.

Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2025 02:47 PM (pxUkb)

60 >>O'Rourke Torments His Wife With 'Psycho'-Style Shower Scares

I won't hold that against anyone.

My fav incident of this style was the one time I waited until she fell asleep and then I took a shower and shaved off my beard.

She'd never seen me without a beard and that scream when she woke up...magnificent.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2025 02:47 PM (z6okN)

61 Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2025 02:41 PM (H4laq)
_________________________

I find this question to be culturally biased favoring lesbians. They have much more experience with trains than a straight, white male.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2025 02:48 PM (dIske)

62 Easy. I don't have the patience to do the actual math
Posted by: Elric The Blade

The general counsel I worked for in my first corporate paralegal gig used to say, "Never let the attorneys do math."

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 02:48 PM (77rzZ)

63 19 Jesus do these jokers EVER pay for anything themselves?!!?
Posted by: Black Orchid

Never. Everything's a grift with these people.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

There are plenty of examples of PDJT reaching into his own pocket to pay for tips, meals, etc.

I defy anyone to find an example of a prominent Dem doing the same.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2025 02:38 PM

The was a video of Biden?, Hillary? or some other Democrat buying some food item at the counter to show they were just like "normal Americans".

They walked away with the food, and an aid had to go up and pay the bill.

Normies indeed!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 13, 2025 02:48 PM (HlyYF)

64 I'll bet these scumfucks were living large on Beto's dime for the time they were away. They weren't staying in the Motel 6 or eating at McDonalds, I can assure you.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

65 Just Now: Appeals Court Reverses Lower Court’s Order, Allows President Trump to Cut Billions in Foreign Aid Payments

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 13, 2025 02:46 PM (/U5Yz)

We'll find out now in an unrelated story that The View has been canceled.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 02:48 PM (yh2Fr)

66 56 Anyone ever consider bribing the Dems to do their damn jobs for once?
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law

They'd take the money and continue what they are doing now. Then steal your kidney.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 13, 2025 02:48 PM (/U5Yz)

67 @Common Tater

But...but...Math...on the blog...I can't even...

Posted by: Nazdar at August 13, 2025 02:49 PM (NcvvS)

68 Imagine being a party so full of scumbags that you can "threaten" priority will be to natural disaster victims.

Scummy scum sxumfucks

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at August 13, 2025 02:49 PM (Wds7v)

69 Hey Nebraska! Get with the program. You You not only have a set aside district, but you toss in an electoral vote. Some day that will bite the entire country in the ass.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 13, 2025 02:50 PM (uhaWk)

70
OUT: USAID (The United States Agency for International Development)
IN: USAID (The Useful Stooge Abetting of Ignominious Democrats)

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 13, 2025 02:50 PM (lRD9v)

71 Easy. I don't have the patience to do the actual math
Posted by: Elric The Blade

The general counsel I worked for in my first corporate paralegal gig used to say, "Never let the attorneys do math."
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 02:48 PM (77rzZ)
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Most lawyers aren't good at math, true. But I was actually a math whiz and almost went into computer science/programming. But law was easier and more lucrative, so ...

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

72 Does Beto serve in the TX legislature anymore?

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 02:50 PM (77rzZ)

73 32 Two trains, each going thirty miles per hour, are approaching each other on the same track.

When the trains are one mile apart, a super-fly, traveling at fifty miles per hour, begins flying from one train and back again to the other. How long a distance will the fly travel before it is crushed?

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2025 02:41 PM

If it is Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, he will do a back flip from the top of one of the locomotives and narrowly escape being crushed!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 13, 2025 02:51 PM (HlyYF)

74 How many Morons are required for a quorum if we want to submit recommendations to modify the style guide?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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It isn't just the number of Morons. There is a weighting scheme based on the type of membership card held, and number of tokens that they hold.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2025 02:51 PM (XeU6L)

75 Sure. Just "raising awareness."

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at August 13, 2025 02:51 PM (7CamO)

76 Muldoon keeps the style guide, and guards it with an iron fist.
Posted by: Bulg

Raaaaacist! Luke Cage might do a better job… but did Muldoon ask him??? Nooooo!

Posted by: Adriane the Monday Critic on Wednesday. . . at August 13, 2025 02:51 PM (3ZUWJ)

77 74 It isn't just the number of Morons. There is a weighting scheme based on the type of membership card held, and number of tokens that they hold.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2025 02:51 PM (XeU6L)

========

I have negative tokens only.

My presence makes it harder to hold a quorum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

78 >>Most lawyers aren't good at math, true.

Ironically, they excel at Billing.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2025 02:51 PM (z6okN)

79 LOL, their "principles" lasted until they realized they had to pay for them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2025 02:51 PM (Xoc7P)

80 72 Does Beto serve in the TX legislature anymore?
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 02:50 PM (77rzZ)

In the kneeholes of the TX democratic members only.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2025 02:51 PM (N39Ws)

81 Working in a large area shopping center, leaving saw a older woman with a sign
Democracy is dead

Hope she is there tomorrow to break the news she never lived in a Democracy

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2025 02:52 PM (+qU29)

82 Texas voters overwhelmingly rejected the Democrat Party. The Republican Party of Texas rewarded their conservative voter base by handing half of the state legislature committee chairmanships to....Democrats.

If you thought Bitch McConnell and the GOP-e in Washington, D.C., were useless, the Texas State GOP looked at their perfidy and said, "Hold my beer."

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 13, 2025 02:52 PM (X+xvk)

83 50 Ok, I just picked up a new one at insty:

'He looks like the kind of guy who eats bananas for the shape and not the taste.'

*golfclap*

Lol. Nice. I'm using that one. Also, that is a good description for Brian Stelter.

Posted by: Nelly at August 13, 2025 02:52 PM (cHLus)

84 I defy anyone to find an example of a prominent Dem doing the same.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2025 02:38 PM

remember when Al Gore and other bigshot demorat tax returns were released, and their charitable contributions were like $14.00?

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2025 02:52 PM (dCxaZ)

85
18 Dear Lord
South Sudan is willing to accept 2 Million Palestine refugees, they will destroy that country more than what is happening now.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 13, 2025 02:38 PM (FCrpy)

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The Christian part where Muslims from north Sudan have been invading and killing the inhabitants for a decade?

After helping to complete the pogrom, the Gazans will fight the muslim Sudanese.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2025 02:52 PM (ES1Rb)

86 Good afternoon everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2025 02:52 PM (+qU29)

87 Most lawyers aren't good at math, true. But I was actually a math whiz and almost went into computer science/programming. But law was easier and more lucrative, so ...
Posted by: Elric The Blade

My late brother was an attorney. He had a math minor. He new how to calculate present value, and would it to calculate damages for his clients. Brilliant guy.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 02:52 PM (77rzZ)

88 According to the Theory of Relativity:

The fly completes the trip in under a minute.
For an observer on the ground, it appears to take about 3 hours.

Posted by: Albert E. at August 13, 2025 02:52 PM (w9Wax)

89 I won't hold that against anyone.

My fav incident of this style was the one time I waited until she fell asleep and then I took a shower and shaved off my beard.

She'd never seen me without a beard and that scream when she woke up...magnificent.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2025 02:47 PM (z6okN)

She divorced you, right?

Posted by: not that there's anything wrong with that at August 13, 2025 02:53 PM (+iGo1)

90 It isn't just the number of Morons. There is a weighting scheme based on the type of membership card held, and number of tokens that they hold.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2025 02:51 PM (XeU6L)

* Looks at bubble gum wrapper membership card *

Crap.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 13, 2025 02:53 PM (BbZ1G)

91 In Texas, Superfly crushes you.

Posted by: toby928 at August 13, 2025 02:53 PM (jc0TO)

92 74 How many Morons are required for a quorum if we want to submit recommendations to modify the style guide?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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It isn't just the number of Morons. There is a weighting scheme based on the type of membership card held, and number of tokens that they hold.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2025 02:51 PM (XeU6L)
_________________________

It's more complicated than that. First there has to be a prerequisite vote to determine if Morons who don't wear pants are qualified to vote. That could, potentially, limit the field significantly.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2025 02:53 PM (dIske)

93 Does Beto serve in the TX legislature anymore?

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 02:50 PM (77rzZ)

I'm sure he services the entire dem...oh wait, you said serve. My bad.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2025 02:53 PM (snZF9)

94
21

Now that the gravy train is cut off, NOW flooding relief is a priority? So taking care of your suffering constituents wasn't important while the drinks were flowing, but now suddenly it is?

We do not hate these people enough.
Posted by: The_Hoser at August 13, 2025 02:40 PM

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Corrupting the flood relief is a new source of money.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2025 02:53 PM (ES1Rb)

95 remember when Al Gore and other bigshot demorat tax returns were released, and their charitable contributions were like $14.00?
Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2025 02:52 PM (dCxaZ)
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I think the decimal point should be moved two places to the left.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 13, 2025 02:53 PM (7fElN)

96 How did these clowns ever win an election? And by clowns I mean all Democrats everywhere.

Posted by: Ghoulposts at August 13, 2025 02:54 PM (qUkBO)

97 It's a miracle!

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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 13, 2025 02:54 PM (L/fGl)

98 A donation to The Human Fund has been made in your name.

Oh, what's The Human Fund do?
It raises awareness.

For what?
Issues. Important issues. It's very successful.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2025 02:54 PM (Xoc7P)

99 >>remember when Al Gore and other bigshot demorat tax returns were released, and their charitable contributions were like $14.00?

Didn't Bill Clinton write off used underwear he donated to Goodwill?

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2025 02:55 PM (z6okN)

100 Ice Age is coming.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 13, 2025 02:55 PM (ynUDq)

101 I suggest we refer to the opposing party as "Pro-Crime Democrats", for the sake of accuracy .

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 13, 2025 02:55 PM (r4QN2)

102 For an observer on the ground, it appears to take about 3 hours.
Posted by: Albert E. at August 13, 2025 02:52 PM (w9Wax)

Slow motion train wreck. Science is awesome.

Posted by: Reforger at August 13, 2025 02:55 PM (pxUkb)

103 Researchers are calling it a total plot twist
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"Science!"

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 02:56 PM (yh2Fr)

104 It isn't just the number of Morons. There is a weighting scheme based on the type of membership card held, and number of tokens that they hold.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2025 02:51 PM (XeU6L)

And Barrel visits?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 13, 2025 02:56 PM (PiwSw)

105 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 13, 2025 02:54 PM (L/fGl)

Welp,, credit where credit is due. Well done, Big Penguin.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 02:56 PM (77rzZ)

106 Let's get this convention started. I usually go back to wearing pants around November 1.

Posted by: Wild Man of Borneo at August 13, 2025 02:56 PM (G5+As)

107 South Sudan is willing to accept 2 Million Palestine refugees, they will destroy that country more than what is happening now.
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IDK.
The blacks will be immune to the cries of genocide.
Call it, "reparations for the centuries of trans-Arabian slave trade."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2025 02:56 PM (Xoc7P)

108 Working in a large area shopping center, leaving saw a older woman with a sign
Democracy is dead
Hope she is there tomorrow to break the news she never lived in a Democracy.

Hey! Ho! Put Trump To Bed Before Our Democracy Is Dead! Hey! Ho!

Posted by: Dirty Old Boomer Hippie Who Loves A Good Chant at August 13, 2025 02:57 PM (YpP4h)

109
How did Pancho Vanilla get so rich?

Man, being a Democrat scumbag really does pay?

PV had nothing going on in his life but got bootstrapped straight into multimillionaire class for riding a skateboard around as the "Cool Rockin' Candidate.

Amazing.

Make me want to run for Congress as a Democrat.

But, I'll need to think up a gimmick....Hmmmm.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2025 02:57 PM (iJfKG)

110 Boss Moss sooner or later but it will return again

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2025 02:57 PM (+qU29)

111 experts say this icy comeback is probably just a weird blip
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"Science!"

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 02:57 PM (yh2Fr)

112 Ed Teller related that problem, he said Johnny Von Neumann gave the correct answer instantly. When asked how he got the answer so quickly he replied “I just summed the infinite series”. Teller thought that was funny, because it was most likely true, describing Johnny’s brain as a “neurological superconductor” or something like that. They joked he wasn’t human, but gave a passable imitation in later years.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2025 02:57 PM (p9bn0)

113 >> It’s like watching your phone battery suddenly charge itself.

No. It isn't.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2025 02:57 PM (z6okN)

114 Paxton going after Beto for bribery and violating a TRO...Yes!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2025 02:57 PM (RqJVV)

115 remember when Al Gore and other bigshot demorat tax returns were released, and their charitable contributions were like $14.00?
Posted by: kallisto
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When called on that point, Beto said:

When asked by a voter about his paltry giving during a campaign stop in Charlottesville, Virginia, on Tuesday, O’Rourke replied that his public service is the real contribution.

“I’ve served in public office since 2005, I do my best to contribute to the success of my community, of my state, and now of my country,” O’Rourke said. “There are ways that I do this that are immeasurable and there are ways that I do this that are measurable. "

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2025 02:57 PM (XeU6L)

116 How many Morons are required for a quorum if we want to submit recommendations to modify the style guide?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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It isn't just the number of Morons. There is a weighting scheme based on the type of membership card held, and number of tokens that they hold.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2025 02:51 PM (XeU6L)

It's more complicated than that. First there has to be a prerequisite vote to determine if Morons who don't wear pants are qualified to vote. That could, potentially, limit the field significantly.
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2025 02:53 PM (dIske)

I'm pretty sure if you've had a whole post done about you, that gives you special voting privileges.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2025 02:57 PM (dGCAG)

117 African or European?

Posted by: Monty P at August 13, 2025 02:57 PM (d93oT)

118 109
How did Pancho Vanilla get so rich?

Man, being a Democrat scumbag really does pay?

PV had nothing going on in his life but got bootstrapped straight into multimillionaire class for riding a skateboard around as the "Cool Rockin' Candidate.

Amazing.

Make me want to run for Congress as a Democrat.

But, I'll need to think up a gimmick....Hmmmm.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2025 02:57 PM (iJfKG)

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He's rich because his wife is rich. He married a billionaire's daughter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

119 Are there any trains that still have gravy?

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 13, 2025 02:58 PM (L/jHz)

120 She blinded me with science!

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at August 13, 2025 02:58 PM (uhaWk)

121 Note how they never claim their Global Warming fixes must be working.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 02:58 PM (yh2Fr)

122 What a shame. The TXDemFreakOff has finally run out of baby oil and now they have to cede the Chicago Hyatt back to the Prickskar family....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 13, 2025 02:59 PM (HBuMf)

123 Are there any wagons that still have chuck?

Posted by: From my childhood at August 13, 2025 02:59 PM (d93oT)

124 experts say this icy comeback is probably just a weird blip

Here to help.

Posted by: Ring of Fire at August 13, 2025 02:59 PM (/U5Yz)

125
Didn't Bill Clinton write off used underwear he donated to Goodwill?
Posted by: garrett
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Yes. $3.50 each.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2025 02:59 PM (XeU6L)

126 I first became suspicious when the solutions to poverty, crime, war, global warming, homelessness and hunger were all the same thing.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 02:59 PM (yh2Fr)

127 "And their charitable contributions were like $14,000."

Way worse than that. Biden, in the 10 years leading up to his vice-presidency, never game so much as $1000 in any of those years, in spite of AGIs of $210,000 to $325,000 each year.
As a "devout Catholic" he should have been attending Mass each week. He couldn't even average $20 a week during that time.

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at August 13, 2025 02:59 PM (7CamO)

128 Fuck the Texas flood victims. We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2025 03:00 PM (wBaIH)

129 I'm pretty sure if you've had a whole post done about you, that gives you special voting privileges.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2025 02:57 PM (dGCAG)

No. Veto. Which rhyme with....

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 03:01 PM (yh2Fr)

130 I'm pretty sure if you've had a whole post done about you, that gives you special voting privileges.
Posted by: BurtTC

Aren't you a permanent member of the AoSHQ Security Council?
You therefore have veto powers.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 13, 2025 03:01 PM (w9Wax)

131 128 Fuck the Texas flood victims. We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen!
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2025 03:00 PM (wBaIH)

=======

Now we know why omnibus bills are full of "hostage puppy" elements, right?

"It doesn't matter your concerns over this bill because we must pass it to save the baby squirrels in Africa."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

132 remember when Al Gore and other bigshot demorat tax returns were released, and their charitable contributions were like $14.00?
Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2025 02:52 PM (dCxaZ)

I remember when John Kerry donated a picture of himself to some charity and it sold for some paltry amount. What a giver.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 13, 2025 03:02 PM (k9OZB)

133 Fuck the Texas flood victims. We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen!
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
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Sounds like FEMA here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2025 03:02 PM (XeU6L)

134 No. It isn't.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2025 02:57 PM (z6okN)

Yeah I mean it might be the furtherest thing imaginable from that. Are "journalists and scientists" just 10 year old girls now?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 03:02 PM (yh2Fr)

135 TEXAS FLOOD (Live)

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=KC5H9P4F5Uk

Posted by: SRV at August 13, 2025 03:03 PM (z6okN)

136 Researchers are calling it a total plot twist, thanks to freakishly heavy snowfall over four major glaciers. It’s like watching your phone battery suddenly charge itself. But don’t get too comfy—experts say this icy comeback is probably just a weird blip, not a climate crisis fix.
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Yes, and you are the same lying fags that said the ozone hole was:
1) permanent
2) caused by CFCs
3) would only get bigger
4) a danger to the entire Earth

But, I'm sure this time, not like the last 100 times, you are not lying fags.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2025 03:03 PM (Xoc7P)

137 OT Did anybody else notice that the skinny black guy running for Minneapolis Mayor looks like a Chris Craft Pirate Boat Skipper in the Gulf?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 13, 2025 03:03 PM (gm9Sb)

138 I first became suspicious when the solutions to poverty, crime, war, global warming, homelessness and hunger were all the same thing.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 02:59 PM (yh2Fr)

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Not to mention green dildos.

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 13, 2025 03:03 PM (GrJA/)

139 they raised awareness.........and America yawned in boredom! LOL.

Posted by: Monica at August 13, 2025 03:03 PM (kfQcw)

140 Wonder if Beto still has the vegan dog. The picture I saw a few years ago looked like a very sickly pooch

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2025 03:03 PM (0EwKT)

141
Yeah I mean it might be the furtherest thing imaginable from that. Are "journalists and scientists" just 10 year old girls now?
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 03:02 PM (yh2Fr)

You'll be hearing from Our Lawyers !

Posted by: 10 year old girls at August 13, 2025 03:03 PM (VE6XX)

142 Trump Calls on Bondi to Investigate Schiff and Hillary Clinton — “I’m looking at Pam because I hope something’s going to be done about it”

The hammer. It will hurt.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 13, 2025 03:03 PM (/U5Yz)

143 Aren't you a permanent member of the AoSHQ Security Council?
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AoSHQSC

Great, another abbreviation I have to try to memorize.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2025 03:04 PM (XeU6L)

144 139 they raised awareness.........and America yawned in boredom! LOL.
Posted by: Monica at August 13, 2025 03:03 PM (kfQcw)

=======

"The American people will rise up in revolution over a relatively obscure political practice that has been used since the founding because we demand it!"
-sure, it could work

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

145 “It is unclear which day they will be in Austin at the Capitol, but they stress that they will push for Hill Country flooding relief to be the priority.”

Flooding relief is such a priority that we will runaway and hide for days on end.

For flood victims, I’m sure that hours can feel like days, but you do you assholes.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 13, 2025 03:04 PM (SZBdS)

146 How did Pancho Vanilla get so rich?

Man, being a Democrat scumbag really does pay?

PV had nothing going on in his life but got bootstrapped straight into multimillionaire class for riding a skateboard around as the "Cool Rockin' Candidate.

Amazing.

Make me want to run for Congress as a Democrat.

But, I'll need to think up a gimmick....Hmmmm.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2025 02:57 PM (iJfKG)

He's rich because his wife is rich. He married a billionaire's daughter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

Hmmmm....marrying a billionaire's daughter is a pretty good gimmick alright.

But, I don't think that the lively and delightful Mrs naturalfake would go for that.

She might saw my head off with some fishing line or something.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2025 03:04 PM (iJfKG)

147 Awareness rising. Keep on rising. Rising rising.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 13, 2025 03:05 PM (ynUDq)

148 Are there any trains that still have gravy?
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Not since the Biscuit Wheel company went bankrupt.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2025 03:05 PM (Xoc7P)

149 OT Did anybody else notice that the skinny black guy running for Minneapolis Mayor looks like a Chris Craft Pirate Boat Skipper in the Gulf?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door

"Look at me, I am the mayor now..."

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 13, 2025 03:05 PM (OUMaO)

150 If Dems want to raise awareness aren't they supposed to be passing out ribbons to put on your car or bracelets? Then more people can raise awareness of their friends.

Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2025 03:05 PM (GUOwU)

151 They are already $9,000 in the hole each for just fines. And that will keep adding up at $700 a day until they return and come to the capitol and check in.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2025 03:05 PM (0N4FZ)

152 Researchers are calling it a total plot twist, thanks to freakishly heavy snowfall over four major glaciers. It’s like watching your phone battery suddenly charge itself. But don’t get too comfy—experts say this icy comeback is probably just a weird blip, not a climate crisis fix.

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Is there nothing Trump's magic wand can't do?

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 13, 2025 03:05 PM (GrJA/)

153 “There are ways that I do this that are immeasurable and there are ways that I do this that are measurable.”

*swoon* Where do we find such men? Profiles In Courage, indeed. I’ll be in my bunk

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2025 03:05 PM (p9bn0)

154 Yes, and you are the same lying fags that said the ozone hole was:
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Now do acid rain.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2025 03:05 PM (XeU6L)

155 No. Veto. Which rhyme with....
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 03:01 PM (yh2Fr)

130 I'm pretty sure if you've had a whole post done about you, that gives you special voting privileges.
Posted by: BurtTC

Aren't you a permanent member of the AoSHQ Security Council?
You therefore have veto powers.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 13, 2025 03:01 PM (w9Wax)

I do? And I've been whacking it down here in the comments with all you riff raff this whole time??

Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2025 03:06 PM (dGCAG)

156 Why would Sudan want any palis?

South Sudan's GDP is less than 4 Billion Dollars.

The only thing I could see is that they want to get a massive influx of international aid money.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2025 03:06 PM (XV/Pl)

157 They are already $9,000 in the hole each for just fines. And that will keep adding up at $700 a day until they return and come to the capitol and check in.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2025 03:05 PM

When do they get put in leg irons?

Posted by: toby928 at August 13, 2025 03:06 PM (jc0TO)

158 151 They are already $9,000 in the hole each for just fines. And that will keep adding up at $700 a day until they return and come to the capitol and check in.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2025 03:05 PM (0N4FZ)

=====

I had an idea earlier.

Amend the TX constitution so that the fines are $500,000 per day, but explicitly allow outside parties to pay for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

159 157 They are already $9,000 in the hole each for just fines. And that will keep adding up at $700 a day until they return and come to the capitol and check in.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2025 03:05 PM

When do they get put in leg irons?
Posted by: toby928

I want shock belts with Paxton holding the remote control.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 13, 2025 03:07 PM (/U5Yz)

160 Everything is bigger in Texas, including the House Democrat pussies.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 13, 2025 03:07 PM (/vPt3)

161 My dog is STILL vegan and is also now transgender

Posted by: Pancho Vanilla at August 13, 2025 03:07 PM (ycs3a)

162 158 Amend the TX constitution to say any assembly member fleeing the state has to go to Youngstown OH. Maybe Akron in a pinch.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 13, 2025 03:08 PM (gm9Sb)

163 How many Morons are required for a quorum
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12 Mormans make a quorum.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2025 03:08 PM (Xoc7P)

164 Hmmmm....marrying a billionaire's daughter is a pretty good gimmick alright.

But, I don't think that the lively and delightful Mrs naturalfake would go for that.

She might saw my head off with some fishing line or something.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 13, 2025 03:04 PM (iJfKG)

To be honest, I can be bought. If I married a billionaire's daughter, I'd be funding Democrat politicians if they asked me to.

Or going before Congress, talking about the atrocities committed by Jenjis Kahn.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2025 03:08 PM (dGCAG)

165 14 Hot Wheels played this almost to perfection. He gets some shit in these comments, and from conservatives generally, but give credit where credit is due.

But ... I want more. It's great that these retarded intestinal worms are coming back for the quorum for redistricting. I want more. Can they be charged with crimes or fine or penalties or golf clubs to the nuts for running away?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

I certainly hope that they're punished, but I'm not holding my breath. You're a NY'er, for instance, and you remember the Taylor Law that heavily fines public unions for striking. The last transit strike I lived the city for, for instance, the union should have paid millions in fines and risked decertification. Bloomberg ended up forgiving them as soon as the strike ended. No harm, no foul I guess.

Like I said, not holding my breath. The elimination of Dem congressional seats is satisfying enough for me.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 13, 2025 03:10 PM (vA2g3)

166 Never get tired of that El Mocambo set.

Stevie was heads and tails above Hendrix, imo.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2025 03:10 PM (z6okN)

167 Are there any wagons that still have chuck?
———

Kent Rollins on the Tube that is You has one. He has some good recipes, he does.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 13, 2025 03:10 PM (p9bn0)

168 South Sudan's GDP is less than 4 Billion Dollars.

The only thing I could see is that they want to get a massive influx of international aid money.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 13, 2025 03:06 PM (XV/Pl)

And child sex slaves. Don't forget the child sex slaves.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2025 03:10 PM (dGCAG)

169 Some scientists say all this ice is like a magic fairy wizard granted all your wishes for being a good boy, as you fantasize and masturbate to what "life" on an terrifying icy death planet would be like for all the people you envy and can't wait to see dead, which is everybody because daddy was mean to you and the kids in school took your lunch, and then when you told Colin in the 8th grade you thought he was hot, and then he and all his hot football friends all laughed at you. Well you'll show them when there's no plants, no life, no gasoline for their sports cars, no money, no parties, and they're all freezing to death and dying of starvation. You'll show them all!!! You're why I came out of the closet you biiiitchhhh!!!!!!! FUCK YOU COLINNN!!

Sorry, guess I got carried away there....

Posted by: A Journalist at August 13, 2025 03:10 PM (yh2Fr)

170 Communists love to throw around other people's money, but that doesn't mean they don't expect something in return for it.

Beto can dole out buckets of his wife's cash, because it's there to be doled out. But there isn't a chance in hell he wasn't thinking this was his golden opportunity to get his hooks into half the state government all at once.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2025 03:11 PM (EctuH)

171 It's all fun and games until the bill comes due.

Posted by: WisRich at August 13, 2025 03:12 PM (G0vdT)

172 Wonder if Beto still has the vegan dog. The picture I saw a few years ago looked like a very sickly pooch

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2025 03:03 PM (0EwKT)

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And how many vegan furry outfits are in his closet ... not to mention captive little boys?

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 13, 2025 03:12 PM (GrJA/)

173 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

174 We have to move where?

Posted by: The UNRWA at August 13, 2025 03:12 PM (PiwSw)

175 This is going to run contrary to popular opinion here, but I think the Texas Democrats endured a Valley Forge moment. Can you imagine the sacrifices they made having to stay in an extended stay hotel for weeks with a roommate and having a look at their toothbrushes and smell their farts. Being a revolutionary is hard. Being one using other people's money - that's real commitment.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2025 03:13 PM (9vYpt)

176 Whiny loser bitches.

Do. Your. Jobs.

Don't like it? Don't run for election. F*cking pussies.

Call the waaaaaahmulance. Wittew babies got deaw feewings huut.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

177 experts say this icy comeback is probably just a weird blip

Yeah, that's what snow at the South Pole is, a blip. It took at least 60,000 feet of snow and millenia of uninterrupted cold to create those glaciers. I can't believe it snowed.

Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2025 03:14 PM (f98mK)

178 177 experts say this icy comeback is probably just a weird blip

Of course they do

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2025 03:15 PM (VE6XX)

179 "I'm so smart I think I'll make a career out of running for office in TX. Maybe appropriate a TexMex nickname and go big on gun confiscation. Yeah."

That's Senor O'Rourke to you

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 13, 2025 03:15 PM (gm9Sb)

180 I can now tell you the facts: The Democrats fleeing DuPage County in Illinois were victims of a right-wing plot perpetrated by the MAGA Action Front, in which every time they ordered what they had been told was the best pizza in the US, we intercepted their order and sent them Domino's instead.

It was cruel, but it had to be done.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at August 13, 2025 03:15 PM (Ft5W9)

181 Texas Democrats used to be the core of the party. They were the big swinging dicks of the Democrat world.

Now they all cream their jorts over some trench-mouthed beanpole of a retard who got his entire philosophy and worldview sharing a bong with his stoned college roommate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 13, 2025 03:15 PM (EctuH)

182 Just watched a video where the libtard british loon late night talk show guy laid into Chuck Schumer for 13 minutes about is imaginary friends "The Bailey's" that he's been using as his political guide for over 15 years.

He uses them all the time in speeches and discussions about governmental impact........and they don't exist.

But Mr. Bailey had a 'prostate cancer scare' a few years ago.

That dude is OFF. THE. RAILS.

Not one ounce of sanity in his brain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

183 These people really think the weather is like watching a new season of Game of Thrones. If I ever get this stupid, please feed me to the fucking lions.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 03:16 PM (yh2Fr)

184
That dude is OFF. THE. RAILS.

Not one ounce of sanity in his brain.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Which one ? The Brit or Schumer ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2025 03:17 PM (VE6XX)

185 These people really think the weather is like watching a new season of Game of Thrones. If I ever get this stupid, please feed me to the fucking lions.
Posted by: ...

Where can I pick you up and where is the closest zoo?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2025 03:17 PM (9vYpt)

186
Which one ? The Brit or Schumer ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2025 03:17 PM (VE6XX)/i]

In this case, Schumer. The talent free british libtard hack actually did a slight bit of good journalism......got his digs in on conservatives, of course, but overall made Schumer out to look pretty batshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

187 Phil Graham would talk to his blacksmith friend Dickey Flatt.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2025 03:18 PM (PRU4V)

188 "I'm so smart I think I'll make a career out of running for office in TX. Maybe appropriate a TexMex nickname and go big on gun confiscation. Yeah."

Make sure you ride a skateboard. They LOVE when you ride a skateboard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

189 Where can I pick you up and where is the closest zoo?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 13, 2025 03:17 PM (9vYpt)

LMAO

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 03:20 PM (yh2Fr)

190 A lot of Dems seem to have a generic "regular guy/gal" to pretend they know and who agrees with everything they say....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2025 03:20 PM (VE6XX)

191 183 These people really think the weather is like watching a new season of Game of Thrones. If I ever get this stupid, please feed me to the fucking lions.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 03:16 PM (yh2Fr)

Don't give Europe any ideas, last week it was pets this week...

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 13, 2025 03:21 PM (AZf41)

192 made Schumer out to look pretty batshit.
Posted by: Sponge

Next time try to set a low bar...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2025 03:21 PM (RqJVV)

193 Schumer has imaginary friends like he cooks imaginary cheeseburgers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2025 03:22 PM (0EwKT)

194 Yeah, that's what snow at the South Pole is, a blip. It took at least 60,000 feet of snow and millenia of uninterrupted cold to create those glaciers. I can't believe it snowed.
Posted by: t-bird at August 13, 2025 03:14 PM (f98mK)

That's the answer to one of my favorite trivia questions of What s the largest desert in the world?

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2025 03:22 PM (VofaG)

195
Next time try to set a low bar...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 13, 2025 03:21 PM (RqJVV)

Sure, the guy isn't from Earth, but holy shitballs, Batman, the dude has been using his IMAGINARY FRIENDS as political tools for DECADES. And he gives UPDATES on how they're doing and who they voted for.......It's downright f*cking SCARY that sumbitch has been in power in this country for a generation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

196 194 That's the answer to one of my favorite trivia questions of What s the largest desert in the world?
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2025 03:22 PM (VofaG)

========

Hillary's vagina?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

197 Schumer has imaginary friends like he cooks imaginary cheeseburgers
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2025 03:22 PM (0EwKT)

The cheeseburgers were real. It's the heat source beneath them that was imaginary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

198 What s the largest desert in the world?
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2025 03:22 PM (VofaG)

ICE CREAM

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2025 03:24 PM (yh2Fr)

199 Banana Split is the largest dessert in the world.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 13, 2025 03:24 PM (ynUDq)

200 ICE CREAM
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2025 03:24 PM (yh2Fr)

Heh.....it's come out that they nixed a tour of a ship for Biden due to the amount of stairs he would've had to navigate on the tour.

But he was 100% fit to be President.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

201 I'm just telling you what my Egyptian cab driver told me.

Posted by: Thomas Friedman at August 13, 2025 03:25 PM (PiwSw)

202 One would think Schumer's imaginary family would be the Bergs or maybe the Goldblatts, folks just down the street from where he grew up. Nope. Chuck dreams up a bunch named Bailey. Probably got whacked on the Irish Cream one night or watched It's a Wonderful Life during Hanukkah.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 13, 2025 03:25 PM (gm9Sb)

203 162 158 Amend the TX constitution to say any assembly member fleeing the state has to go to Youngstown OH. Maybe Akron in a pinch.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 13, 2025 03:08 PM (gm9Sb)

Toledo...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2025 03:25 PM (wtvvX)

204 Communists love to throw around other people's money, but that doesn't mean they don't expect something in return for it.

Technically they just love taking other people's money and throwing around a tiny bit to cover how much they keep for themselves, but the principle holds otherwise.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at August 13, 2025 03:25 PM (OUMaO)

205 Banana Split is the largest dessert in the world.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 13, 2025 03:24 PM (ynUDq)

You asked for it...........

https://youtu.be/XMl6HnhFFIA

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

206 Still waiting for some person to get indicted for something from the last administration

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2025 03:27 PM (+qU29)

207 That's the answer to one of my favorite trivia questions of What s the largest desert in the world?
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2025 03:22 PM (VofaG)

There was a great documentary called "Desert Runners" where 4 peop,e were followed as they tried to run four 250 miles races in 4 different deserts in one year.

Antarctica was the last desert. They basically had a 5 mile track they ran around over and over.

Very interesting and I usually hate documentaries because they are mostly liberal piles of crap.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 13, 2025 03:27 PM (jvJvP)

208 "What s the largest desert in the world?"

I don't know what started this but I'm going to say Baked Alaska.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2025 03:28 PM (vFG9F)

209 I propose the group name for Morons is a Barrel.

Like a murder of crows - a barrel of Morons.

Posted by: InZona at August 13, 2025 03:28 PM (OybIQ)

210 181 Texas Democrats used to be the core of the party. They were the big swinging dicks of the Democrat world.
---

South used to be Democrat only. But there were two wings of Democrat (you had to pay attention), one was FDR left the other was rational. Slowly, 1945 forward, the divide became wider and wider.

Ann Richards, mother of Cecile Richards, Texas governorship broke the back of the hard liberal Democrat wing in the state.
Electing George Bush was, 'anybody but Ann'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2025 03:28 PM (PRU4V)

211
Toledo...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 13, 2025 03:25 PM (wtvvX)

They could take in a Mud Hen's game!!

Posted by: Maxwell Klinger at August 13, 2025 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

212 Last class taught, home, shocking that the Dems principled stance is not super duper principled.

Meanwhile, dog beef stew is cooking. Chicken meatloaf is next and then I supposed I should figure out human meals.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2025 03:28 PM (Wmg4n)

213 Sure, the guy isn't from Earth, but holy shitballs, Batman, the dude has been using his IMAGINARY FRIENDS as political tools for DECADES. And he gives UPDATES on how they're doing and who they voted for.......It's downright f*cking SCARY that sumbitch has been in power in this country for a generation.
Posted by: Sponge
------
Politicians are not normal people in general but Dems are pushing boundaries to the Cliffs of Insanity.

Posted by: whig at August 13, 2025 03:28 PM (ctrM5)

214 "Like a murder of crows - a barrel of Morons.
Posted by: InZona"

A Barrel is a subset of a Horde.

Posted by: fd at August 13, 2025 03:29 PM (vFG9F)

215 Hillary's vagina?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

'Desert'

Not 'Dessert.'

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 13, 2025 03:29 PM (jvJvP)

216
What s the largest desert in the world?
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2025 03:22 PM (VofaG)

========

Hillary's vagina?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer

The question was largest desert, not most toxic desert.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 13, 2025 03:29 PM (K1QO5)

217 Cliffs of Dover > Cliffs of Insanity

Posted by: Maxwell Klinger at August 13, 2025 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

218 Speaking of shitballs......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

219 Hillary's vagina?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 03:23 PM (G

Reminded me of Joan Rivers quip after Whitney Houston died taking a bath. She said she wouldn't have drowned because her vagina was so dry it would have soaked up all the water.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2025 03:29 PM (VofaG)

220 211 Packo's chili dogs are great.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 13, 2025 03:30 PM (gm9Sb)

221 "Meanwhile, dog beef stew is cooking. "

HUH?

Posted by: the dog at August 13, 2025 03:30 PM (vFG9F)

222 Meanwhile, dog beef stew is cooking. Chicken meatloaf is next and then I supposed I should figure out human meals.
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2025 03:28 PM (Wmg4n)

Need me to shoot ya some dog for meat?

Posted by: Kristi Noem at August 13, 2025 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

223 199 Banana Split is the largest dessert in the world.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 13, 2025 03:24 PM (ynUDq)

A Friendly's Jim Dandy was bigger BITD

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2025 03:30 PM (lmwvN)

224 Meanwhile, dog beef stew is cooking.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2025 03:28 PM (Wmg4n)

What time should I be there?

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 13, 2025 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

225
There is dog beef in the words of Piper.

-- Chief Ten Bears

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 13, 2025 03:31 PM (K1QO5)

226 I’m sick of this raising awareness BS. If you’re a libtard and you “raised awareness”, you’re treated like a hero. No, you did fk all. You accomplished nothing. If had accomplished something, there’d be a clear and descriptive name for it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2025 03:32 PM (dMujT)

227 How long a distance will the fly travel before it is crushed?
......

Does it pause for a rest on Obama's lip?

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2025 03:32 PM (UjdFS)

228 226 I’m sick of this raising awareness BS. If you’re a libtard and you “raised awareness”, you’re treated like a hero. No, you did fk all. You accomplished nothing. If had accomplished something, there’d be a clear and descriptive name for it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2025 03:32 PM (dMujT)

======

Probably reads really well on fed grant applications.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

229 217 Cliffs of Dover > Cliffs of Insanity
Posted by: Maxwell Klinger at August 13, 2025 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

https://tinyurl.com/5evunk82

Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2025 03:32 PM (lmwvN)

230 137 OT Did anybody else notice that the skinny black guy running for Minneapolis Mayor looks like a Chris Craft Pirate Boat Skipper in the Gulf?
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 13, 2025 03:03 PM (gm9Sb)
____________________________

That jughead idiot makes the guy running for NYC mayor look positively conservative. His brilliant scheme for raising money is a "vacancy tax". Those businesses run out of town due to crime and rioting boarded up and moved to the suburbs but still own the property in Minneapolis. This guy is going to create a brand new tax (in addition to property tax) for non-open commercial properties.

Additionally, he said he is working with the Dept. of Minnesota Revenue to create a statewide additional tax for wealthy people (based solely on their success) to apply towards inner city Minneapolis programs.

The people still living in Minneapolis are eating it up. He'll be elected. So, it will be a race to see which city implodes first NYC or Minneapolis. My money is on Minneapolis. It has a head start.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2025 03:32 PM (dIske)

231 @180 -- well done, swapping out Rosati's for Domino's.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 13, 2025 03:33 PM (qwx/I)

232 You know who else raised awareness?

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 03:33 PM (yh2Fr)

233 >>> 191 183 These people really think the weather is like watching a new season of Game of Thrones. If I ever get this stupid, please feed me to the fucking lions.
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 03:16 PM (yh2Fr)

Don't give Europe any ideas, last week it was pets this week...
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 13, 2025 03:21 PM (AZf41)

We've got a *brilliant* idea! We can use the elderly who opt for assisted dying as feed for zoo animals!!!

Posted by: EXPERTS!!! of the EU at August 13, 2025 03:34 PM (ULPxl)

234 230 Go long on Claymore and concertina wire sales in St. Paul.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 13, 2025 03:34 PM (gm9Sb)

235
I remember when John Kerry donated a picture of himself to some charity and it sold for some paltry amount. What a giver.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 13, 2025 03:02 PM (k9OZB)

it was probably one of his staffers who got stuck with it! lol

if it was an auction, they put in a bid, and then no one went higher

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2025 03:34 PM (dCxaZ)

236
Cliff Clavin >>>>>> Cliffs of Dover > Cliffs of Insanity

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 13, 2025 03:35 PM (K1QO5)

237 209 I propose the group name for Morons is a Barrel.

Like a murder of crows - a barrel of Morons.
Posted by: InZona at August 13, 2025 03:28 PM (OybIQ)

I'm kvelling.

Posted by: The Barrel at August 13, 2025 03:35 PM (PiwSw)

238 Bet0 missed the boat that day he left the shack
But that was all he missed
And he ain't comin' back
At a tombstone bar, in a juke joint car he made a stop
Just long enough to grab a handle off the top
Next stop Chi town, Bet0 put the money down, let 'em roll
He said one more job ought to get it
One last shot 'fore we quit it
One for the road
Beto
Whoah oh oh oh
He's for the money, he's for the show
Beto's waitin' for the go, Beto
Whoah oh oh oh oh oh
He said one more job ought to get it
One last shot 'fore we quit it
One more for the road

I apologize in advance, and denounce myself

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2025 03:35 PM (NtVYv)

239 Said this earlier but want to repeat it - How many people have jobs where they can just blow it off - not taking vacation or sick days or personal time but just fucking blowing it off. And still have a job to return to? Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?

Another lesson in the fact that there are 2 sets of rules - one for us plebs and another for our rulers. As long as they're Dems.

I say Fuck that Shit.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2025 03:36 PM (aaRct)

240 237 209 I propose the group name for Morons is a Barrel.

Like a murder of crows - a barrel of Morons.
Posted by: InZona at August 13, 2025 03:28 PM (OybIQ)

I'm kvelling.
Posted by: The Barrel at August 13, 2025 03:35 PM (PiwSw)
___________________________

I don't know. That's pretty close to a Barrel of Monkeys. And, I think we need to show some humility.

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2025 03:37 PM (dIske)

241 Zerohedge has a picture of Putin and his girlfriend. She's really pretty.

And can probably take a punch.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 13, 2025 03:37 PM (jvJvP)

242 Zerohedge has a picture of Putin and his girlfriend. She's really pretty.

And can probably take a punch.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 13, 2025 03:37 PM (jvJvP)

It's all fun and games until there's internal bleeding.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

243 How 'bout a Posse of Morons?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2025 03:38 PM (aaRct)

244 Zerohedge has a picture of Putin and his girlfriend. She's really pretty.

She looks like she's in her early 20's. And quite gummy.

https://is.gd/9k05Dn

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

245 217 Cliffs of Dover > Cliffs of Insanity
Posted by: Maxwell Klinger at August 13, 2025 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

https://tinyurl.com/5evunk82
Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2025 03:32 PM (lmwvN)

I love that piece of music

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2025 03:39 PM (NtVYv)

246 Gavin is putting California on a war footing against Trump.

He had better hope they don't need to deliver their weapons via rail.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 13, 2025 03:39 PM (qwx/I)

247 hola

Posted by: angsterdam at August 13, 2025 03:39 PM (van9r)

248 Zerohedge has a picture of Putin and his girlfriend. She's really pretty.

And can probably take a punch.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 13, 2025 03:37 PM (jvJvP)

It's all fun and games until there's internal bleeding.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
____

Putin knows what he's doing. You don't think he was gonna Obama or Macron it, did ya?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

249 196 194 That's the answer to one of my favorite trivia questions of What s the largest desert in the world?
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2025 03:22 PM (VofaG)

========

Hillary's vagina?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

I do not want to see those bobs and vagene...

Posted by: Sanjeet at August 13, 2025 03:39 PM (ynpvh)

250 I propose the group name for Morons is a Barrel.

Like a murder of crows - a barrel of Morons.
Posted by: InZona at August 13, 2025 03:28 PM (OybIQ)

I'm kvelling.
Posted by: The Barrel at August 13, 2025 03:35 PM (PiwSw)
___________________________

I don't know. That's pretty close to a Barrel of Monkeys. And, I think we need to show some humility.
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2025 03:37 PM (dIske)

I thought we were already The Horde. As in a Horde of Morons.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

251 246 Gavin is putting California on a war footing against Trump.

He had better hope they don't need to deliver their weapons via rail.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 13, 2025 03:39 PM (qwx/I)

Electric semis...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2025 03:40 PM (ynpvh)

252 246 Gavin is putting California on a war footing against Trump.

He had better hope they don't need to deliver their weapons via rail.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 13, 2025 03:39 PM (qwx/I)

=======

Gavin is making noises.

He's filing lawsuits doomed to fail.

He doesn't even have control of CA's National Guard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

253
I love that piece of music
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2025 03:39 PM (NtVYv)

My fingers get tied in knots just watching that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

254 I remember when John Kerry donated a picture of himself to some charity and it sold for some paltry amount. What a giver.

Posted by: hobbitopoly
......

If I need a dart board, I'll use a picture of Biden.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2025 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

255 I thought we were already The Horde. As in a Horde of Morons.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Degenerates unite !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2025 03:41 PM (NtVYv)

256 Texas Senate Democrats cannot break Quorum there aren’t enough of them there is such a large number of Republicans that they will always have a quorum

Posted by: Susan D Harms at August 13, 2025 03:41 PM (Kkd7F)

257 In honor of the Friday meeting in Alaska:

What is a Russian dictators favorite dessert?

Bread Putin

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2025 03:41 PM (2GCMq)

258 Zerohedge has a picture of Putin and his girlfriend. She's really pretty.

She looks like she's in her early 20's. And quite gummy.

https://is.gd/9k05Dn
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
______

She's 42. Not sure when that pic was taken.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

259 243 How 'bout a Posse of Morons?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 13, 2025 03:38 PM (aaRct)

throng, gaggle, troupe, mob, rout, press, *horde*, pack

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2025 03:41 PM (dIske)

260 254 If I need a dart board, I'll use a picture of Biden.
Posted by: wth at August 13, 2025 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

=======

We cannot forget the true enemy:

William Jennings Bryan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

261 Those Texas Dems were also under threat of being removed from office. Abbott doesn't mess around.

Posted by: RebeccaH at August 13, 2025 03:41 PM (VFung)

262
She's 42. Not sure when that pic was taken.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

Over the hill. He can do better.

Posted by: Don Lemon at August 13, 2025 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

263 Gavin is putting California on a war footing against Trump.

He had better hope they don't need to deliver their weapons via rail.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 13, 2025 03:39 PM (qwx/I)

-------------------

Trump going after The Cartels with the US Military is a preemptive first-strike to take out Newscum's primary suppliers & soldiers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 13, 2025 03:42 PM (2pxbn)

264 >>I love that piece of music

His first 2 LPs are worth the price of admission.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2025 03:42 PM (z6okN)

265 200 ICE CREAM
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2025 03:24 PM (yh2Fr)

Heh.....it's come out that they nixed a tour of a ship for Biden due to the amount of stairs he would've had to navigate on the tour.

But he was 100% fit to be President.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

Hachette Publishing paid him $10 million to 'write' a 'book'. Who's paying this guy to go away and keep Hunter out of the limelight?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 13, 2025 03:42 PM (vA2g3)

266 Zerohedge has a picture of Putin and his girlfriend. She's really pretty.

She looks like she's in her early 20's. And quite gummy.

https://is.gd/9k05Dn
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

She is a gymnast.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2025 03:43 PM (NtVYv)

267 263
Trump going after The Cartels with the US Military is a preemptive first-strike to take out Newscum's primary suppliers & soldiers.
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 13, 2025 03:42 PM (2pxbn)

======

America is going to be different in 2028.

American electoral politics could be VERY different by 2028.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

268 >>> 262
She's 42. Not sure when that pic was taken.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

Over the hill. He can do better.
Posted by: Don Lemon at August 13, 2025 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

Downtwinkles. Should have been a Brandon sock.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2025 03:43 PM (ULPxl)

269 Zerohedge has a picture of Putin and his girlfriend. She's really pretty.

She looks like she's in her early 20's. And quite gummy.

https://is.gd/9k05Dn
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

Belichick says meh

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2025 03:43 PM (VofaG)

270 Gavin is putting California on a war footing against Trump.

He had better hope they don't need to deliver their weapons via rail.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 13, 2025 03:39 PM (qwx/I)

=======

Gavin is making noises.

He's filing lawsuits doomed to fail.

He doesn't even have control of CA's National Guard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 03:40 PM (GBKbO)
______

It's another big fund-raising ploy. You'd think that imbecile donors would have figured out by now that, you know, this is just another big fund-raising ploy, but they never do. Let them waste their money. Assholes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

271 Bendy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2025 03:43 PM (NtVYv)

272
The people still living in Minneapolis are eating it up. He'll be elected. So, it will be a race to see which city implodes first NYC or Minneapolis. My money is on Minneapolis. It has a head start.
Posted by: Orson

It's come a long way since Ted Baxter was reading the news.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2025 03:43 PM (63Dwl)

273 Newsom is going to activate the San Francisco Submissive Brigade, followed by the LA Homeless Berzerkers.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 13, 2025 03:43 PM (qwx/I)

274 She's 42. Not sure when that pic was taken.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

Over the hill. He can do better.
Posted by: Don Lemon at August 13, 2025 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

Downtwinkles. Should have been a Brandon sock.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2025 03:43 PM (ULPxl)
_____

I think they've been together for a long time, maybe over 10 years or even more.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

275 Gavin is making noises.
.......

and shoulder shimmies.
And cow milking hand gestures.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2025 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

276 237 209 I propose the group name for Morons is a Barrel.

Like a murder of crows - a barrel of Morons.
Posted by: InZona at August 13, 2025 03:28 PM (OybIQ)

I'm kvelling.
Posted by: The Barrel at August 13, 2025 03:35 PM (PiwSw)

wait wait wait

The Barrel's Jewish?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 13, 2025 03:44 PM (vA2g3)

277
Downtwinkles. Should have been a Brandon sock.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2025 03:43 PM (ULPxl)

What? She's got hair on the infield. I ain't getting anywhere NEAR that for a ballgame.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 13, 2025 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

278 270 It's another big fund-raising ploy. You'd think that imbecile donors would have figured out by now that, you know, this is just another big fund-raising ploy, but they never do. Let them waste their money. Assholes.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

=====

USAID money getting cut off, all that's left of Dem donors are people like Reid Hoffman and the Pritzker family while others like Bill Ackman have simply left.

Their only path to fundraising is further insanity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

279 13 to 18 named storms, 5 to 9 hurricanes, and 2 to 5 major hurricanes.

Such a busy Atlantic Hurricane season...we're up to "E" for Erin...LOL.
Yeah, still a ways to go...another 109 days to go in the current season.

Settled Science.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2025 03:45 PM (ynpvh)

280 Putin saddles up and rides a bear over to her house to boink her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 13, 2025 03:45 PM (L/fGl)

281 Zerohedge has a picture of Putin and his girlfriend. She's really pretty.

She looks like she's in her early 20's. And quite gummy.

https://is.gd/9k05Dn

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

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A bit of a Sophia Loren vibe ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 13, 2025 03:45 PM (2pxbn)

282 276 237 209 I propose the group name for Morons is a Barrel.

Like a murder of crows - a barrel of Morons.
Posted by: InZona at August 13, 2025 03:28 PM (OybIQ)

I'm kvelling.
Posted by: The Barrel at August 13, 2025 03:35 PM (PiwSw)

wait wait wait

The Barrel's Jewish?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 13, 2025 03:44 PM (vA2g3)

Is it filled with circumcised foreskins?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2025 03:46 PM (ynpvh)

283 Zerohedge has a picture of Putin and his girlfriend. She's really pretty.

She looks like she's in her early 20's. And quite gummy.

https://is.gd/9k05Dn
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

Belichick says meh
Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2025 03:43 PM (VofaG)
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Yea ... except Putin would have had Belichick's toxic THOT killed if she was his GF and embarrassed him like that.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

284 Yes it's already a Horde of Morons.

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2025 03:46 PM (VofaG)

285
Such a busy Atlantic Hurricane season...we're up to "E" for Erin...LOL.
Yeah, still a ways to go...another 109 days to go in the current season.

Settled Science.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2025 03:45 PM (ynpvh)

I lost any last shred of respect when they started naming snow storms........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

286 The counter-point to this is that denial of quorum has been a useful tactic for Republicans in the past, specifically in Oregon. A walk-out a couple of years ago brought the Dems to the negotiating table and forestalled (at least temporarily) the worst of their proposed legislation.

Shortly thereafter, the Dems supported a ballot measure that disqualified any legislator who had 10 or more unexcused absences from seeking reelection. Our current GOP is too scared of losing their offices to throw sand in the gears again.

Posted by: PabloD at August 13, 2025 03:46 PM (M/oaS)

287 She is a gymnast.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2025 03:43 PM (NtVYv)

Those eyes. She looks like she would have you flayed alive for looking at her sideways.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 03:47 PM (yh2Fr)

288 285
Such a busy Atlantic Hurricane season...we're up to "E" for Erin...LOL.
Yeah, still a ways to go...another 109 days to go in the current season.

Settled Science.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2025 03:45 PM (ynpvh)

I lost any last shred of respect when they started naming snow storms........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

Waiting for Kumala...she really blows hard, fast and long...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2025 03:47 PM (ynpvh)

289 California will pay for a marauding street thugs

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2025 03:48 PM (+qU29)

290 I, for one, applaud Democrats for raising their lack of awareness for the entire world to see.

Congratulations, Democrats! You managed to not only not read the room, you also managed to say the quiet part out loud: Democrats redistricting in their favor every chance they get.

Good job and keep speaking. It means we don't have to try nearly as hard!

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 13, 2025 03:48 PM (UDjKR)

291 NOOD National Guards

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2025 03:48 PM (ynpvh)

292 >>I lost any last shred of respect when they started naming snow storms.

Heatwaves in Summer.

Hurricanes in Hurricane Season.

It's like the Weather has a mind of its own!?

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2025 03:49 PM (z6okN)

293 I propose the group name for Morons is a Barrel.

Like a murder of crows - a barrel of Morons.
Posted by: InZona at August 13, 2025 03:28 PM (OybIQ)

I'm kvelling.
Posted by: The Barrel at August 13, 2025 03:35 PM (PiwSw)

wait wait wait

The Barrel's Jewish?

Posted by: Darrell Harris

Oy vey!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2025 03:50 PM (UMMMY)

294
Mexico Extradites 26 Alleged Cartel Leaders To US
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Is this an effort to thwart Trump from sending troops into Mexico?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2025 03:58 PM (PRU4V)

295 >>> 285
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I lost any last shred of respect when they started naming snow storms........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

We had a storm dump 3 *feet* of snow in the dee cee area, where a light flurry causes panicked locals to buy French toast ingredients, when I was not yet 29 and that sucker didn't get a name.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 13, 2025 03:58 PM (ULPxl)

296 Black Cincinnati Community-Leaders Demand Arrest Of Beatdown Victim Who Allegedly 'Incited' Mob Violence
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Cincy white folk better get their act together or they gonna' be suckin' BLM/BBC for a long time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2025 04:03 PM (PRU4V)

297 We had a storm dump 3 *feet* of snow in the dee cee area, where a light flurry causes panicked locals to buy French toast ingredients, when I was not yet 29 and that sucker didn't get a name.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Perhaps this one? It was a disaster here in W. NC:
https://shorturl.fm/nxPL5

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2025 04:22 PM (XeU6L)

298

Or you could simply root for the left to finally have their collective aneurysm and enjoy a suddenly serene environment.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 13, 2025 04:51 PM (hKoQL)

299 Beto needs a one way ticket to Prison and a Life time Term

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 13, 2025 05:51 PM (wGqjj)

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