Trump, Pentagon Plan for Rapid-Deployment National Guard Force to Stop Democrat Rioting

Well they didn't say "Democrat rioting" but is there any other kind?

Oh right, there was four hours of people milling about amiably in the Capitol. Just like Germany in 1953. Or whenever. I don't know history good.

The Trump administration is reportedly weighing plans to create a "reaction force" of National Guard troops that would be deployed to cities across the country during times of civil unrest.

Reaction force more like Reactionary Farce am i rite

According to the Washington Post, which reviewed internal documents from the Pentagon, the "Domestic Civil Disturbance Quick Reaction Force" would see 600 troops placed on standby at all times so that they could be deployed to areas across the country in as little as an hour.
The troops would be split into two groups of 300 soldiers and would be stationed at bases in Arizona and Alabama. Cost projections included in the documents reportedly suggested that the proposal could cost upwards of hundreds of millions of dollars, if military aircraft and aircrews are also needed to be placed on standby. The documents noted, however, that transporting troops via commercial airlines would be cheaper. Fiscal year 2027, would be the earliest the program is created and funded, if approved.

It's going to cost "hundreds of millions of dollars" to train people we're already paying to serve as a rapid response force?

Sounds like liberal commie bullshit gobbedlygook to me.

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Of the 300 troops stationed in one location, the first 100 would be outfitted with weapons and riot gear and be ready to move within an hour, while the next two waves of 100 each would be ready to move within two and 12 hours' notice, or all would be deployed at once.

The freak-outs will be incredible.

Posted by: Ace at 03:43 PM

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1 Foist

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 13, 2025 03:43 PM (am4vv)

2 st

Posted by: Uncledave at August 13, 2025 03:44 PM (KJ3il)

3 Give those rioters some wood shampoo!

Posted by: Uncledave at August 13, 2025 03:44 PM (KJ3il)

4 Sounds RAYCISSSSS

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2025 03:44 PM (MGB5H)

5 Necessary and good.

Posted by: steevy at August 13, 2025 03:44 PM (YwEeS)

6 Oh boy this is gonna be good !

Posted by: Flounder at August 13, 2025 03:45 PM (VE6XX)

7 600 troops sounds unimpressive though

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2025 03:45 PM (dCxaZ)

8 The hawaiian judge will rule this unconstitutional in five minutes......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2025 03:45 PM (0N4FZ)

9 7 600 troops sounds unimpressive though
Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2025 03:45 PM (dCxaZ)

Not if your facing them and all you have is your Hamas flag and signs

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2025 03:46 PM (VE6XX)

10 Just bring back the water cannons.

This whole "civil unrest" bullshit is bullshit. It only exists because the Left wants it.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 13, 2025 03:46 PM (puHQS)

11 I just hope they look like the Sicario guys.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 13, 2025 03:46 PM (th/4a)

12 What are the RoE?

Posted by: cccp3o at August 13, 2025 03:47 PM (d+otF)

13 "We're going to need an internal security force, as well trained and well funded as out military". Barry Soetoro

He was never asked about that quote, afaik.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 13, 2025 03:47 PM (vbXSk)

14 Media reporting Hegseth favoring the nullification of posse comitatus. Media thinks they are flexing. They don't realize how desperately our country needs to get rid of posse comitatus.

National Guard and all branches of DoD, if Hegseth so chooses, should be deployed as Trump and Hegseth deem necessary to restore order from foreign and domestic agitators.

Posted by: Diabeetus at August 13, 2025 03:47 PM (p8iTN)

15 11 I just hope they look like the Sicario guys.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 13, 2025 03:46 PM (th/4a)

Let's have a talk about your future.

Posted by: Alejandro at August 13, 2025 03:47 PM (TbWk/)

16 The three horsemen of civil order:

Water cannons,
Night sticks
"Tune-ups" (sans body cams.)

Civil disorder is a choice. Only if things get real bad do you need grapeshot.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 13, 2025 03:47 PM (puHQS)

17 Well, if those troops prevented 100s of millions of dollars of damage done to our cities, seems like a good idea to me.

Don’t know why it would be so expensive though. Don’t we already have a National Guard that is trained to go into hostile territory and calm things down? Huh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2025 03:48 PM (qI/6m)

18 Not if your facing them and all you have is your Hamas flag and signs

they're splitting them up between 2 bases from which they will be deployed and there's no guarantee all 300 will face off against rioters in any given city

what if 3 riots erupt in different cities at the same time, then the force gets even more attenuated

Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2025 03:48 PM (dCxaZ)

19 HIPAA violation anyone?

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 13, 2025 03:48 PM (YlWIZ)

20 Well they didn't say "Democrat rioting" but is there any other kind?

The Democrats are revolting!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2025 03:48 PM (ynpvh)

21 19 HIPAA violation anyone?
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 13, 2025 03:48 PM (YlWIZ)

The fuck are you talking about?

Posted by: Can't imagine anything more unrelated at August 13, 2025 03:49 PM (TbWk/)

22 Trump: "You unremarkable fags. I read your book!"

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 03:49 PM (yh2Fr)

23 The freak-outs will be ~~incredible~~delicious.

FIFY, Ace.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

24 The Democrats are revolting!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2025 03:48 PM (ynpvh)

They stink on ice

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2025 03:49 PM (VE6XX)

25 The freak-outs will be incredible.

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It should be remembered that one major Democrat narrative of 2020 was that the riots were Trump's fault directly. He tried to use images of the riots in ads, calling them Biden's America, but it was a messaging flop and died quickly.

Trump seems to have learned this.

If Democrat mayors let their cities burn again, the imagery will end up very different. Trump saving the cities instead of sitting back helplessly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 03:49 PM (GBKbO)

26 600 troops, so probably about 60 squads. Each squad will react differently to perceived threats. Gotta make sure they don't have a hothead, or a pussy, as squad leader.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 13, 2025 03:50 PM (2cS/G)

27 24 The Democrats are revolting!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2025 03:48 PM (ynpvh)

They stink on ice

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2025 03:49 PM (VE6XX)

Well, commie hippie Antifa scum, so yeah.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2025 03:50 PM (ynpvh)

28 Every state already has a National Guard Reaction Force (NGRF) that, among other things, is supposed to be equipped ans trained to assist local authorities with civil disturbance operations.

Posted by: Military Moron at August 13, 2025 03:50 PM (JCZqz)

29 1953 Germany was probably pretty chill.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 13, 2025 03:50 PM (qwx/I)

30 The Democog are a greater threat to Americans and their rights then any foreign foe...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2025 03:50 PM (t0Rmr)

31 "The freak-outs will be incredible."

[Raises eyebrow]

-- P Diddler

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

32 Amazing how Democrats become budget Hawks when they're not spending money.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 13, 2025 03:51 PM (UDjKR)

33 hmm

now why might there be an outbreak of rioting very soon

can't imagine why

time to head on out, Barry

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 13, 2025 03:51 PM (Pv3Rg)

34 This could all be handled with a handful of pilots and a half dozen A-10 Warthogs.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2025 03:51 PM (z6okN)

35 Can we still burn a couch without the National Guard showing up?

Posted by: Bucknuts at August 13, 2025 03:51 PM (4DY5T)

36 32 Amazing how Democrats become budget Hawks when they're not spending money.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 13, 2025 03:51 PM (UDjKR)

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Anyone who complains about the feds wasting millions of dollars is deeply unserious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

37 Yeah, this smacks of authoritarianism, but after the chaos of the last several years, perhaps it is necessary.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 13, 2025 03:52 PM (7lfL4)

38 Can we still burn a couch without the National Guard showing up?
Posted by: Bucknuts at August 13, 2025 03:51 PM

Get off my lawn
-Sparty

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2025 03:52 PM (MGB5H)

39 Every state already has a National Guard Reaction Force (NGRF) that, among other things, is supposed to be equipped ans trained to assist local authorities with civil disturbance operations.
Posted by: Military Moron at August 13, 2025 03:50 PM (JCZqz)

Key words: supposed to

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 03:52 PM (yh2Fr)

40 The freak-outs will be incredible.

=====

It should be remembered that one major Democrat narrative of 2020 was that the riots were Trump's fault directly. He tried to use images of the riots in ads, calling them Biden's America, but it was a messaging flop and died quickly.

Trump seems to have learned this.

If Democrat mayors let their cities burn again, the imagery will end up very different. Trump saving the cities instead of sitting back helplessly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 03:49 PM (GBKbO)
______

That "clearing the park" move def didn't play out well. Trump 2.0 is smarter.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

41 Similar to the 82nd Airborne Division. I was on DRF-1 for Desert Shield, had 1 hour notification. We were the first convention force feet on the ground.

This is the civilian/domestic/NG version.

Posted by: Oedipus at August 13, 2025 03:52 PM (z2Gmb)

42 Labor Day is a good weekend for surprises

people are busy

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 13, 2025 03:53 PM (Pv3Rg)

43 Well the state and local jurisdictions are not maintaining public order.

*waves hand dismissively*

Do whatever you think is necessary.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 13, 2025 03:53 PM (RIvkX)

44 According to the Washington Post, which reviewed internal documents from the Pentagon, the "Domestic Civil Disturbance Quick Reaction Force" would see 600 troops placed on standby at all times so that they could be deployed to areas across the country in as little as an hour.

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Who the hell showed WaPo this?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 13, 2025 03:53 PM (n0ETd)

45 Well, it's going to be an eventful term for Trump -- Olympics, World Cup, the moon entering the 11th House, Jupiter aligning with Uranus...so it's good to have the Guard as a QRF. Maybe they'll get to shoot hippies like their granddads.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 13, 2025 03:53 PM (qwx/I)

46 Who the hell showed WaPo this?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 13, 2025 03:53 PM (n0ETd)

This is what I was thinking

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2025 03:54 PM (VE6XX)

47 As long as they get to shoot hippies, I'm OK with it.

Posted by: Cartman at August 13, 2025 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

48 Just like Tiananmen Square only worse ! !

Posted by: polynikes at August 13, 2025 03:54 PM (VofaG)

49 Jupiter aligning with Uranus
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WHERE

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at August 13, 2025 03:54 PM (yh2Fr)

50 Just don't arrest them then send them to a Commissar Judge who will let them out immediately

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2025 03:54 PM (+qU29)

51 47 As long as they get to shoot hippies, I'm OK with it.
Posted by: Cartman at August 13, 2025 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

Evidently there are still a bunch of old Hippies left judging by the recent "protests."

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2025 03:55 PM (VE6XX)

52 46 Who the hell showed WaPo this?

things are pretty tight, but not perfect, sad

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 13, 2025 03:55 PM (Pv3Rg)

53 By Jove.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 13, 2025 03:55 PM (ynUDq)

54 It's going to cost "hundreds of millions of dollars" to train people we're already paying to serve as a rapid response force?

Sounds like liberal commie bullshit gobbedlygook to me.

*********

That's not for training. That's for the logistics of making this happen. Fuel costs, TDY, active duty pay, etc.

Posted by: EFG at August 13, 2025 03:55 PM (Wp7J3)

55 40 That "clearing the park" move def didn't play out well. Trump 2.0 is smarter.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

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It is hard to tell what image resonated and which didn't because of six states stopping counting in the middle of the night to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall, but I assume Trump's messaging on the riots as Biden's America didn't work because the effort was short-lived.

Regarding the clearing of the park next to the White House, I know that the messaging in the media was one of Trump's evilness, but I have no idea if that actually resonated with voters or not. I suspect that it was mostly just white noise to people. I like to think that it actually, on balance, played to Trump's favor over against him. People didn't like the riots.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

56 Mary Katherine Ham says youth crime in DC is OOC (like the bears)

I think in an ordered society a lot of teenagers work shit jobs for minimum wage to (a) get some work experience, and (b) stay out of trouble.

So we pay off out yutes not to work, and then we bring in illegals to do the shit jobs and the yutes start crimeing. Seems like a bad idea.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 13, 2025 03:56 PM (puHQS)

57 The beauty of water cannons is that if bathes them at the same time!

And the fire dept. already has pumper trucks.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 13, 2025 03:57 PM (puHQS)

58
Of the 300 troops stationed in one location, the first 100 would be outfitted with weapons and riot gear and be ready to move within an hour, while the next two waves of 100 each would be ready to move within two and 12 hours' notice, or all would be deployed at once.

ECOMCON at Site Y

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2025 03:58 PM (63Dwl)

59 I continue to believe cutting off USAID and the other fake and gay money-laundering scams drove a stake through the rancid heart of these scumfucks and their ability to stage Rent-A-Riots.

All their big, splashy "protests" so far -- No Kangs, and other one so feeble I don't even remember it -- have flopped worse than the porn version of Snow White starring a bunch of fags. All these events would have been off the rails in 2020 or 2021.

You can't kill the leftwing monster. But you can starve the fucking thing to death.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

60 Bull Connor invented the Waterpark.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 13, 2025 03:58 PM (ynUDq)

61 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

62 Rapid deployment brown note machines.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2025 03:58 PM (wVcYX)

63 I'm old enough to remember when George W. Bush was going to declare martial law and cancel all elections.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

64 Get your picks in for the Preakness.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 13, 2025 03:59 PM (qwx/I)

65 Who the hell showed WaPo this?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Someone who is watching his DEI fiefdom melting away.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2025 03:59 PM (mlg/3)

66
You can't kill the leftwing monster. But you can starve the fucking thing to death.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

That's usually their gig

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 03:59 PM (yh2Fr)

67 "Of the 300 troops stationed in one location, the first 100 would be outfitted with weapons and riot gear and be ready to move within an hour, while the next two waves of 100 each would be ready to move within two and 12 hours' notice, or all would be deployed at once."

Because it will take 2-12 hours to find the next two waves in the strip bars?

Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2025 03:59 PM (GUOwU)

68 I just hope they look like the Sicario guys.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 13, 2025 03:46 PM (th/4a)

I want the QRF to look like the internet meme of the muscle bound cop bending his night stick before the riot....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 13, 2025 03:59 PM (v6XNT)

69 Don’t Democrats have to have some black guy supposedly killed by a policeman before they do “ Black Lives Matter” rioting and looting?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2025 03:59 PM (2GCMq)

70 Rapid deployment brown note machines.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2025 03:58 PM (wVcYX)

How would we know it happened

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 03:59 PM (yh2Fr)

71 Fascism:
Temporarily deploying a few thousand, at most, National Guard to protect federal employees and structures in DC in high-crime areas.

Not Fascism:
Indefinitely deploying 25,000 National Guard around the Capital building and White House to patrol thousands of miles of temporary fencing as a new president takes power.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2025 04:00 PM (Xoc7P)

72 59 All their big, splashy "protests" so far -- No Kangs, and other one so feeble I don't even remember it -- have flopped worse than the porn version of Snow White starring a bunch of fags. All these events would have been off the rails in 2020 or 2021.

You can't kill the leftwing monster. But you can starve the fucking thing to death.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

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I'm still convinced that Obama changed how the Democrat Party does politics.

They turned the party into an extension of the fed grant machine exclusively, no longer needing voters but only needing billionaires to be front men to get grants approved (like is Soros' method).

More than a decade of a party fostering talent that outright didn't need to appeal to voters to win election, and suddenly that electoral model is dying.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

73 Something tells me this would only be activated during another Summer of Loath, not a standing force. It sounds like a contingence plan, not what the WaPoo is babbling about.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 13, 2025 04:01 PM (mlg/3)

74 Bull Connor invented the Waterpark.
Posted by: Boss Moss
.....

Guy must have had to pee a lot.

Posted by: wth at August 13, 2025 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

75 and Soylent Green scoops

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2025 04:01 PM (wVcYX)

76 I looked it up a few weeks ago. Apparently the brown noise which is supposed to make people crap their pants is a myth.

That's too bad. That'd be hilarious to see against the protesters and paid agitators.

Meanwhile, the CBC is shocked by this development. Trump is going to be Hitler AGAIN! I thought we all had 15 minutes to eventually be Hitler.

Back to work.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.2% at August 13, 2025 04:01 PM (jvJvP)

77 >>>The freak-outs will be incredible.

Posted by: Ace at 03:43 PM

--

The lamentations of their mestruating persons.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 13, 2025 04:02 PM (APi6m)

78 It works in India.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 13, 2025 04:02 PM (ynUDq)

79 I am sure between Barky and Sundowner administration billions were funneled to Leftists groups

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2025 04:02 PM (+qU29)

80 76 Meanwhile, the CBC is shocked by this development. Trump is going to be Hitler AGAIN! I thought we all had 15 minutes to eventually be Hitler.

Back to work.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.2% at August 13, 2025 04:01 PM (jvJvP)

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We're 15 minutes away from Trump being the wise, intelligent elder statesman that the GOP should endeavor to be like instead of the Hitleresque, stupid Vance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

81 Sicario?
Time to meet God.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2025 04:03 PM (wBaIH)

82 All their big, splashy "protests" so far -- No Kangs, and other one so feeble I don't even remember it -- have flopped worse than the porn version of Snow White starring a bunch of fags. All these events would have been off the rails in 2020 or 2021.

You can't kill the leftwing monster. But you can starve the fucking thing to death.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

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I'm still convinced that Obama changed how the Democrat Party does politics.

They turned the party into an extension of the fed grant machine exclusively, no longer needing voters but only needing billionaires to be front men to get grants approved (like is Soros' method).

More than a decade of a party fostering talent that outright didn't need to appeal to voters to win election, and suddenly that electoral model is dying.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 04:00 PM (GBKbO)
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I think it started earlier, with Chubby Cigar Man, but otherwise I agree. That, and the blue cities really perfected voter fraud and thus got more brazen about it. But the money was really important. Now it's (mostly) gone.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

83 79 I am sure between Barky and Sundowner administration billions were funneled to Leftists groups
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2025 04:02 PM (+qU29)

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Over 12 years, I'd be surprised if it wasn't trillions.

Heck, over 16 years, including Trump's first term where the bureaucracy was left to #Resist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

84 "Domestic Civil Disturbance Quick Reaction Force"

DCDQRF

Posted by: m at August 13, 2025 04:03 PM (aURVT)

85 The Berlin riots in '53 were yuuuge, luxurious riots. And they very nearly did topple their evil Communist regime. I *wish* Jan 6 resembled that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2025 04:04 PM (S9TDn)

86 They don't realize how desperately our country needs to get rid of posse comitatus.

I'm afraid I disagree. That is a dangerous precedent to set. Trump won't be in power forever.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 13, 2025 04:04 PM (NtvU0)

87 DCDQRF

No place for jackboots in there.

Posted by: m at August 13, 2025 04:04 PM (aURVT)

88 Beef stew for the dog, sheesh. Did y’all hear the powerful protest song around Trump’s take over?

*clears throat*

DC is our hommmmme, you can’t have it, Trump (3x)

DC is our home so it’s our home you’re in our hoouussse!

https://tinyurl.com/mvk2fvpf

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2025 04:05 PM (Wmg4n)

89 The Democrats are revolting!

Yes, aren’t they!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 13, 2025 04:05 PM (ZVgZ4)

90 How many times in the past 6 month has Trump been literally Hitler? He more Hitlery than Hitler himself.

Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2025 04:05 PM (GUOwU)

91 82 I think it started earlier, with Chubby Cigar Man, but otherwise I agree. That, and the blue cities really perfected voter fraud and thus got more brazen about it. But the money was really important. Now it's (mostly) gone.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 04:03 PM (iFTx/)

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I'm sure the grift through the feds extends way, way back. Getting the feds to pay for, like, a newspaper was a thing in the late 1700s.

But outright ignoring voters, I think, started in 2011. That's when Obama changed his approach to illegal immigration, and I think it's where Obama and Holder just decided that the voters were too stupid to be trusted with a voice in the process.

2010 scared the shit out of all of DC, including the GOP. I'd be surprised if someone like Boehner wasn't in meetings about using fed grants to stamp out the Tea Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

92 88 Did y’all hear the powerful protest song around Trump’s take over?

*clears throat*

DC is our hommmmme, you can’t have it, Trump (3x)

DC is our home so it’s our home you’re in our hoouussse!

https://tinyurl.com/mvk2fvpf
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2025 04:05 PM (Wmg4n)

That sounds ... uninspired?

Posted by: m at August 13, 2025 04:07 PM (aURVT)

93 All their big, splashy "protests" so far -- No Kangs, and other one so feeble I don't even remember it -- have flopped worse than the porn version of Snow White starring a bunch of fags.
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But they had an 8-mile long human chain protests in Columbus, OH!!!

8 miles = 42,240 feet.
Assume shoulder-to-shoulder is 3 feet.
Means they had ... 14,080 people?

LOL, GFYS. There was maybe 500 there.
And they all looked like they are or will be soon in a Memory Care facility.

And it was even grayer and gayer and whiter then the kayak protest off the coast of John Roberts' vacation home.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2025 04:07 PM (Xoc7P)

94 - I do seem to remember some type of sonic "weapon" that can incapacitate people for a period of time has been available for at least a couple decades.
Ever used?
Ground em. Hog tie with zip ties.
Load em up at leisure.

Posted by: TeeJ at August 13, 2025 04:07 PM (RGbzo)

95 I'm going to calculate that that 80% of the idiots who scream Nazi! and Hitler! have no idea about either.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2025 04:07 PM (wBaIH)

96 Did y’all hear the powerful protest song around Trump’s take over?

*clears throat*

DC is our hommmmme, you can’t have it, Trump (3x)

DC is our home so it’s our home you’re in our hoouussse!

https://tinyurl.com/mvk2fvpf

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2025 04:05 PM

And a dude got shot like 2 blocks away.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2025 04:07 PM (MGB5H)

97 There are more left wing billionaires than there are right wing ones. The left will never die. It will always be around, trying to find ways to cheat and win elections the world over.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

98 93 LOL, GFYS. There was maybe 500 there.
And they all looked like they are or will be soon in a Memory Care facility.

And it was even grayer and gayer and whiter then the kayak protest off the coast of John Roberts' vacation home.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2025 04:07 PM (Xoc7P)

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Half of them will be dead by 2028.

And, if Harmeet Dillion's efforts to clean up voter rolls meet success, they won't vote in 2028 either.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

99 Recommended deployment area:

Black Cincinnati Community-Leaders Demand Arrest Of Beatdown Victim Who Allegedly 'Incited' Mob Violence

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2025 04:08 PM (PRU4V)

100 100

Posted by: m at August 13, 2025 04:08 PM (aURVT)

101 95 I'm going to calculate that that 80% of the idiots who scream Nazi! and Hitler! have no idea about either.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2025 04:07 PM (wBaIH)

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"Did you know that fascism is an outgrowth of socialism, that Mussolini admired Marx and just thought it should be applied at the national instead of the international level?"

"Who the fuck is Mussolini?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

102 NGRF. It’s already funded and everything.

https://tinyurl.com/w22vmbnd

Posted by: Marcus T at August 13, 2025 04:08 PM (XXLiD)

103 76 I looked it up a few weeks ago. Apparently the brown noise which is supposed to make people crap their pants is a myth.
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.2% at August 13, 2025 04:01 PM (jvJvP)

huh

Posted by: m at August 13, 2025 04:09 PM (aURVT)

104 DCDQRF
Posted by: m at August 13, 2025 04:03 PM (aURVT)

It has a ring.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 04:09 PM (yh2Fr)

105
Black Cincinnati Community-Leaders Demand Arrest Of Beatdown Victim Who Allegedly 'Incited' Mob Violence

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2025 04:08 PM (PRU4V)

Black Cincinnati Community Leader is a Racist Asshole and Should Be Sent to Civilian Life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 13, 2025 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

106
All they need are squirt guns filled with Holy Water.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 13, 2025 04:10 PM (IifOV)

107 >>hmm
now why might there be an outbreak of rioting very soon
can't imagine why
time to head on out, Barry
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Bingo. This is in anticipation of Chocolate Jesus and Shrilary fanatics freaking out over indictments.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 13, 2025 04:10 PM (bNf8H)

108 I'm going to calculate that that 80% of the idiots who scream Nazi! and Hitler! have no idea about either.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2025 04:07 PM (wBaIH)

And the other 20% want to be Nazi and Hitler.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 04:10 PM (yh2Fr)

109
Sounds like liberal commie bullshit gobbedlygook to me.

Indeed it does.

Posted by: Soothsayer doesn't hate jews, for the record at August 13, 2025 04:11 PM (uyOIt)

110
It's Martial Law! Run Jimmy Kimmel, run!

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2025 04:11 PM (Y8DZL)

111 105
Black Cincinnati Community-Leaders Demand Arrest Of Beatdown Victim Who Allegedly 'Incited' Mob Violence

They said and I quote" He forced them to commit a felony."

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2025 04:11 PM (VE6XX)

112 They said and I quote" He forced them to commit a felony."

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2025 04:11 PM (VE6XX)

He was white in their streets.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2025 04:11 PM (MGB5H)

113 Can we also get barbed-wire fencing encircling blue shithole city centers?

/Seems there's precedent for that in the recent past ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 13, 2025 04:12 PM (2pxbn)

114 103 76 I looked it up a few weeks ago. Apparently the brown noise which is supposed to make people crap their pants is a myth.

Wait until they get a load of me....

Posted by: Yoko Ono performs Stockhausen at August 13, 2025 04:12 PM (PiwSw)

115 86 They don't realize how desperately our country needs to get rid of posse comitatus.

I'm afraid I disagree. That is a dangerous precedent to set. Trump won't be in power forever.
Posted by: Halfhand at August 13, 2025 04:04 PM (NtvU0)

Have to agree with Halfhand. The law enforcement apparatus - already quasi-military - is bad enough about running roughshod over people's Constitutional rights. Taking the brakes off using the actual military as domestic law enforcement would put us in third-world shithole territory pretty fast.

Posted by: Some Founders didn't even want a standing peacetime army at August 13, 2025 04:12 PM (TbWk/)

116 112 They said and I quote" He forced them to commit a felony."

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2025 04:11 PM (VE6XX)

He was white in their streets.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2025 04:11 PM (MGB5H)

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And dynamite in the sheets.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

117 And a dude got shot like 2 blocks away.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August

Wow. None of them look like they venture too far outside of their gated communities.

Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2025 04:12 PM (Wmg4n)

118 You don't need a brown note machine for lefties. This headline should do the trick.

On college campuses, wokeness is very unpopular. Most students resent it. A college administration that eliminates woke policies will please the vast majority—though the unhappy minority will make a lot of noise.

https://x.com/timurkuran/status/1955620074733318373

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2025 04:12 PM (Riz8t)

119 101 95 I'm going to calculate that that 80% of the idiots who scream Nazi! and Hitler! have no idea about either.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2025 04:07 PM (wBaIH)

======

"Did you know that fascism is an outgrowth of socialism, that Mussolini admired Marx and just thought it should be applied at the national instead of the international level?"

"Who the fuck is Mussolini?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at August 13, 2025 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

Also the progressive democrats circa the New Deal LURVED them some Mussolini.

Posted by: Scratch a Dem, find a fascist at August 13, 2025 04:13 PM (TbWk/)

120 Did y’all hear the powerful protest song around Trump’s take over?

*clears throat*

DC is our hommmmme, you can’t have it, Trump (3x)

DC is our home so it’s our home you’re in our hoouussse!

https://tinyurl.com/mvk2fvpf
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Not clicking on it.
I saw that hopped-up sad-sack Kansas City faggot video of their "won't go back" song.
Bob Dylan sucks donkey balls and Donkey balls--he was never good.
Bunch of old colectomy bags trying to relive their Woodstock glory days of being little spoiled bitches.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2025 04:13 PM (Xoc7P)

121
First they came for Steven Colbert, and I did nothing...

Because I'm not a cocksucking Canadian communist late night asshole.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2025 04:14 PM (Y8DZL)

122 110 It's Martial Law! Run Jimmy Kimmel, run!
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2025 04:11 PM (Y8DZL)

It's Marshall Dillon.

Posted by: m at August 13, 2025 04:15 PM (aURVT)

123 First they came for Steven Colbert, and I did nothing...

Because I'm not a cocksucking Canadian communist late night asshole.
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2025 04:14 PM (Y8DZL)

Is Colbert a Canadian because that would explain a lot...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2025 04:15 PM (VE6XX)

124 He was white in their streets.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2025 04:11 PM (MGB5H)

White in the streets, white in the sheets.

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 04:15 PM (yh2Fr)

125 Swindling, lying, and ripping off the voters and taxpayers of the USA is all perfectly legal says all the government union workers of America. It's on page 3941 of our contract written on the back in invisible ink!

So declared it is! Says a shit eating crooked Federal Judge

Posted by: Case at August 13, 2025 04:15 PM (iwlvf)

126
The Left now will attempt to create a plan to overwhelm 600 guardsmen.

What ever happened to those thousands (millions?) of military-age men who walked into the country 2021-2025.?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 13, 2025 04:16 PM (0B+OF)

127 Birth name Stephen Tyrone Colbert
Born May 13, 1964 (age 61)
Washington, D.C., U.S.

Posted by: m at August 13, 2025 04:17 PM (aURVT)

128 They better be locked and loaded

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2025 04:17 PM (+qU29)

129 They better be locked and loaded
Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2025 04:17 PM

Better to be unlocked and chambered.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 13, 2025 04:18 PM (MGB5H)

130 Because it will take 2-12 hours to find the next two waves in the strip bars?

Posted by: Ripley at August 13, 2025 03:59 PM (GUOwU)

My FiL had a NG sergeant that would work the pole. It really only became a problem when she showed up on stage in uniform.

Posted by: pookysgirl's FiL has some wild stories at August 13, 2025 04:18 PM (Wt5PA)

131 Rapid deployment brown note machines.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 13, 2025 03:58 PM (wVcYX)

Do you realize there has been rumors of a "brown note" weapon for 80 years? It was supposed to have been one of the wunderwaffen that never quite got developed.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2025 04:18 PM (rbvCR)

132
I just noticed something.

Notice how the flags aren't perpetually half-staff, anymore?
For all of biden's terms, the flag on public buildings were half-staff nearly all the time. For what? Who the fuck knows. Some fag activist in Peoria died, or whatever.

Posted by: Soothsayer doesn't hate jews, for the record at August 13, 2025 04:18 PM (uyOIt)

133 DC is our hommmmme, you can’t have it, Trump (3x)

DC is our home so it’s our home you’re in our hoouussse!

https://tinyurl.com/mvk2fvpf
Posted by: Piper at August 13, 2025 04:05 PM (Wmg4n)

That sounds ... uninspired?

They looted the tune from African spirituals in Texas prisons, "This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine".

Nice to see that they stayed on brand in having a shooting take place in "their house".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 13, 2025 04:18 PM (BvPIe)

134 I'd like to think today's voluntary military is better than than those doughnut addicted pension players who kiss up to their dyke diving hag police chiefs

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2025 04:19 PM (wBaIH)

135 But they had an 8-mile long human chain protests in Columbus, OH!!!

8 miles = 42,240 feet.
Assume shoulder-to-shoulder is 3 feet.
Means they had ... 14,080 people?

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Multiply that by 1.5 ... these are liberal shoulders we're talking about.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 13, 2025 04:19 PM (APi6m)

136 Some fag activist in Peoria died, or whatever.

Posted by: Soothsayer doesn't hate jews, for the record at August 13, 2025 04:18 PM (uyOIt)

Demoralization op

Posted by: ... at August 13, 2025 04:19 PM (yh2Fr)

137 Do like they used to do in Mexico. Friendly smiles, walking in pairs, one armed with a pistol the other a shot gun. They didn't have to be dispatched they were there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2025 04:19 PM (PRU4V)

138 Rain coming, hope no wind storms with it

Posted by: Skip at August 13, 2025 04:19 PM (+qU29)

139 The King is a Fink!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2025 04:20 PM (TzdkP)

140 Sounds like liberal commie bullshit gobbedlygook to me.

Man, I really miss Norm

Posted by: weew at August 13, 2025 04:20 PM (ks1dE)

141 Maybe Stephen Colbert will defect to Canada!

Posted by: m at August 13, 2025 04:20 PM (aURVT)

142 140 Sounds like liberal commie bullshit gobbedlygook to me.

Man, I really miss Norm
Posted by: weew at August 13, 2025 04:20 PM (ks1dE)

#metoo

Posted by: m at August 13, 2025 04:21 PM (aURVT)

143 Hey, did y'all know that there's something called the National Guard and they carry weapons?

I'm literally shaking.

Posted by: Pious Agnostic at August 13, 2025 04:22 PM (BFEJQ)

144 Is Colbert a Canadian because that would explain a lot...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2025 04:15 PM

--

He's from South Carolina, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 13, 2025 04:22 PM (APi6m)

145 But they had an 8-mile long human chain protests in Columbus, OH!!!

And afterwards we had an 80 ft all male orgy.

Posted by: Barack Obama leaving Man's Country unable to walk straight at August 13, 2025 04:23 PM (t0Rmr)

146
LOL:

joke "intern killer" scarborough to his msdnc racist shithead colleague: "You don't think more police makes the streets safer?"

black racist idiot who looks like a black lesbian Lex Luthor: "Ah, no, Joe. I'm a black woman in America."

That was her "sassy" answer. That's how she answers a lot of questions, btw. With a sassy "I'm a black woman in American," which is black-racistese for "I'm fucking ignorant and stupid."

Posted by: Soothsayer doesn't hate jews, for the record at August 13, 2025 04:23 PM (uyOIt)

147 NYPost: Biden admin scrapped ‘best-qualified’ standard for air traffic controller academy, docs show

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2025 04:23 PM (RHGPo)

148 4 mile homeless camp in DC neutralized.

https://is.gd/RDpjzt

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 13, 2025 04:23 PM (ynUDq)

149 "upwards of hundreds of millions of dollars." Bullshit.

All of it is already bought and paid for. You'd just need a strategic place close to the city to station the guardsmen and their gear. It doesn't have to be riots, it could be just responding to natural disasters faster. and 300 soldiers - most cities of any size have thousands of cops. LA has 9000 cops. Washington DC has 3,400. This would be a quick augmentation of the local forces - maybe adding 10% in an emergency. It would just be a rapid deployment force in case things got out of hand.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 13, 2025 04:24 PM (gDhA9)

150 Notice how the flags aren't perpetually half-staff, anymore?
For all of biden's terms, the flag on public buildings were half-staff nearly all the time. For what? Who the fuck knows. Some fag activist in Peoria died, or whatever.

Posted by: Soothsayer doesn't hate jews, for the record at August 13, 2025 04:18 PM (uyOIt)

For 15 years here in Oregon. I made the proposal to make it permanent and just make all the cities, state offices and post offices saw the upper part of their flagpoles off to ensure it.

This, as usual, pissed a lot of people off. Can you believe I could piss a lot of people off?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2025 04:24 PM (rbvCR)

151 Can drones be trained to home in on the smell of patchouli?

Posted by: Oglebay at August 13, 2025 04:24 PM (2ap+5)

152 146
LOL:

joke "intern killer" scarborough to his msdnc racist shithead colleague: "You don't think more police makes the streets safer?"

black racist idiot who looks like a black lesbian Lex Luthor: "Ah, no, Joe. I'm a black woman in America."

That was her "sassy" answer. That's how she answers a lot of questions, btw. With a sassy "I'm a black woman in American," which is black-racistese for "I'm fucking ignorant and stupid."

Posted by: Soothsayer doesn't hate jews, for the record at August 13, 2025 04:23 PM (uyOIt)

There are black-majority countries in this world...would she feel safer there?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2025 04:24 PM (ynpvh)

153 Do like they used to do in Mexico. Friendly smiles, walking in pairs, one armed with a pistol the other a shot gun. They didn't have to be dispatched they were there.

Nope, they need to mimic the carabinieri, and carry a submachine gun with the cool feather thing on their caps.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2025 04:24 PM (Riz8t)

154 Harvard University students can learn about the “political mastermind” of Stacey Abrams this semester in a class that explicitly says it is taught through a critical race theory lens. “From First Lady Michelle Obama to political mastermind Stacy Abrams to Vice President Kamala Harris, Black women have left their stamp on 21st-century politics and grassroots organizing,” the course description for “Race, Gender, and Law through the Archive” says. Abrams is a former Democratic state representative who lost the 2018 and 2022 gubernatorial elections in Georgia. As noted by the Washington Free Beacon, she claims the 2018 election was “rigged”

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2025 04:25 PM (RHGPo)

155 Stephen Tyrone Colbert was born in Washington, D.C. ... Then he lived for a few years in Bethesda, Maryland. Next, he grew up in James Island, an island and a suburb of Charleston, South Carolina.

His father, James William Colbert Jr., was an immunologist and medical school dean at Yale University, Saint Louis University, and at the Medical University of South Carolina in Charleston.

(Wikipedia)

Posted by: m at August 13, 2025 04:25 PM (aURVT)

156 76 I looked it up a few weeks ago. Apparently the brown noise which is supposed to make people crap their pants is a myth.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.2% at August 13, 2025 04:01 PM (jvJvP)

Strangely, though, I once had a friend who had his own personal Brown Note. If anyone started playing Jungle techno, it would immediately make him have to shit.

Posted by: XTC at August 13, 2025 04:25 PM (UnA8+)

157 Oh right, there was four hours of people milling about amiably in the Capitol. Just like Germany in 1953. Or whenever. I don't know history good.

ha ha sure you don't ACE good one.
Is this you're impression of a DEI blog editor in chief ha ha

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 13, 2025 04:26 PM (VPPG8)

158 Bob Dylan is 84. I don’t think he’d be advocating for unrest by residents of DC whether they play his songs or not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2025 04:26 PM (2GCMq)

159 joke "intern killer" scarborough to his msdnc racist shithead colleague: "You don't think more police makes the streets safer?"

black racist idiot who looks like a black lesbian Lex Luthor: "Ah, no, Joe. I'm a black woman in America."

There have been several cases where black people have called the cops because of a domestic incident, then "the black community" demonized the cops as rayciss for arresting someone.

If the cops are racist murder-kill-bots maybe don't call them when your boyfriend is yelling at you? Or hell if they really believe what they are saying even if he is beating you.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2025 04:26 PM (t0Rmr)

160
He's from South Carolina, if I remember correctly.
Posted by: SloPitch
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His sister? said he's an idiot and the family pronounces their name
Col bert.
Coldbear made that up, just like the rest of him, to sound cool.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2025 04:26 PM (PRU4V)

161
Ace mentioned it last year: Black "sass" does not win elections, nor does it sway voters. Indeed, black sass is a proven repellent.

As soon as one hears black sass, one knows they're about to hear some really, really ignorant bullshit that should, but does not, embarrass the speaker.

Posted by: Soothsayer doesn't hate jews, for the record at August 13, 2025 04:27 PM (uyOIt)

162 So...i wonder.
Is this reaction force in response to someone actually understanding the level of threat that the rioters pose? Especially considering the amount of foreign money, influence and training they are getting?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 13, 2025 04:27 PM (2WIwB)

163 Welp, I just got my first senior discount today.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 04:27 PM (77rzZ)

164 I see "they" are pushing the DC as a State again... Or did it ever go away ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2025 04:28 PM (VE6XX)

165 zerohedge:

Is The AI Mania A Psy-Op?

Posted by: SMOD at August 13, 2025 04:28 PM (RHGPo)

166 137 Do like they used to do in Mexico. Friendly smiles, walking in pairs, one armed with a pistol the other a shot gun. They didn't have to be dispatched they were there.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2025 04:19 PM (PRU4V)

Funny story, one time at a bullfight in Mexico, I thought it would be funny to get a picture of a cope arresting me. So I talked to the cop, and he agreed to pose with me with my hands up against the wall. Out of nowhere three more cops jumps and me and tried to wrestle me to the ground. I think they thought I was really being arrested. But these three Mexican cops were tiny. So they were hanging off me like my nephews when we "wrestle". Anyway, moment of comedy, then we got everything sorted. Nobody got hurt.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 13, 2025 04:28 PM (gDhA9)

167 I spent 12 years in the 82nd Airplane Gang, a fair share of that on two hour recall so we could be wheels up to anywhere in the world in 18 hours. I've played the 18 hours of stupidity many many times. The only way to have 300 soldiers ready to move in one hour is to have them in uniform, in a marshaling area with all their equipment in arms reach. Even then they'll leave on dumbass behind cuz he fell asleep on the shitter. And one other idiot will forget his nods under his chair.
But I like the direction it's going.

Posted by: Fra Fillipo at August 13, 2025 04:28 PM (Nge8H)

168 So is this a National Guard role because the Army has Posse Comitatus concerns?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 13, 2025 04:28 PM (xcxpd)

169 "Colbert" was the name of Louis XIV's finance minister.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 04:29 PM (77rzZ)

170 I appreciate Trump's plans here, but I'd just as soon left those leftist hellholes riot away in their sewers. In part, he ran on law and order and I get that. But unless it's specifically something that needs to be applied because of federal violations (and I don't know what those are), let them create their little satan's paradises to wallow in. I want him focused on the economy and illegal aliens.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 13, 2025 04:29 PM (qBdHI)

171 163 Welp, I just got my first senior discount today.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 04:27 PM (77rzZ)

At IHOP?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 13, 2025 04:30 PM (xcxpd)

172 164 I see "they" are pushing the DC as a State again... Or did it ever go away ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2025 04:28 PM (VE6XX)

DC is a state...a state of disfunction, a state of confusion, a state of anarchy. They vote for dems at percentages only Saddam Hussein surpassed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2025 04:30 PM (ynpvh)

173 Nope, they need to mimic the carabinieri, and carry a submachine gun with the cool feather thing on their caps.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2025 04:24 PM (Riz8t)

Guardia Civil, they could wear that odd green color and have those rad Bicorno hats that don't look like a chicken feather hackle so no one can mistake them for bersigliari mountain troops.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 13, 2025 04:30 PM (rbvCR)

174 what if 3 riots erupt in different cities at the same time, then the force gets even more attenuated
Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2025 03:48 PM (dCxaZ)

20 troops with crew-served weapons could put down a riot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2025 04:30 PM (a9R6a)

175 Can 29 year olds get senior discounts now?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 13, 2025 04:30 PM (ynUDq)

176 So is this a National Guard role because the Army has Posse Comitatus concerns?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

I had Posse Comitatus once but Penicillin cleared it right up.

Oh, you said Posse.

nvrm

Posted by: Kumala at August 13, 2025 04:30 PM (cYBz/)

177 I see "they" are pushing the DC as a State again... Or did it ever go away ?
Posted by: It's me donna

They call it a state anyway. Their Dept. of Education has "DC State Department of Education" on its sign.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 04:31 PM (77rzZ)

178 As noted by the Washington Free Beacon, she claims the 2018 election was “rigged”

Of course it was rigged, it had a Demoncrat running for office. The problem for her was that They didn't rig it enough.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 13, 2025 04:31 PM (BvPIe)

179
As God is my witness, m, I truly believed Colbert was a Canadian.

At least dual citizenship.

(sigh) I was wrong. I own it.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2025 04:31 PM (Y8DZL)

180 And just like the TSA, this will evolve into some monster only we tinfoil-hatters could have predicted.

But do feel free to take your shots at me now, safe in the knowledge that your being wrong will be long forgotten once I'm proven right.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at August 13, 2025 04:31 PM (ERYKL)

181 At IHOP?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

No, Hallmark.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 04:31 PM (77rzZ)

182 179
As God is my witness, m, I truly believed Colbert was a Canadian.

At least dual citizenship.

(sigh) I was wrong. I own it.
Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2025 04:31 PM (Y8DZL)

He seems Canadian.

Posted by: m at August 13, 2025 04:31 PM (aURVT)

183 168 So is this a National Guard role because the Army has Posse Comitatus concerns?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 13, 2025 04:28 PM (xcxpd)

Nah, it's b/c it's technically their job - they are supposed to respond to domestic emergencies (it's their prime role before their overseas one)...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 13, 2025 04:32 PM (tOcjL)

184 175 Can 29 year olds get senior discounts now?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 13, 2025 04:30 PM (ynUDq)

I remember the day I was sitting with my FIL, wife, and BIL, and realized we all could get the senior meal at Dennys...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2025 04:32 PM (ynpvh)

185 Dollar Tree sells cards.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 13, 2025 04:32 PM (ynUDq)

186 No, Hallmark.
Posted by: Bulg

So, with the discount, the price of the card come down to $8?

Posted by: Kumala at August 13, 2025 04:32 PM (cYBz/)

187 179
As God is my witness, m, I truly believed Colbert was a Canadian.

At least dual citizenship.

(sigh) I was wrong. I own it.

Posted by: Auspex at August 13, 2025 04:31 PM (Y8DZL)

Well, you could have confused him with flying turkeys...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 13, 2025 04:32 PM (ynpvh)

188 Welp, I just got my first senior discount today.

I discovered last month that I've been overpaying for haircuts for years.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 13, 2025 04:32 PM (3nLb4)

189 174 what if 3 riots erupt in different cities at the same time, then the force gets even more attenuated
Posted by: kallisto at August 13, 2025 03:48 PM (dCxaZ)

20 troops with crew-served weapons could put down a riot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2025 04:30 PM (a9R6a)

With water hoses and tear gas would probably be enough...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 13, 2025 04:33 PM (tOcjL)

190 175 Can 29 year olds get senior discounts now?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 13, 2025 04:30 PM (ynUDq)

Apparently:

163 Welp, I just got my first senior discount today.
Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 04:27 PM (77rzZ)

Posted by: m at August 13, 2025 04:33 PM (aURVT)

191 Its a rather small force

This being the post it looks fake but accurate

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 13, 2025 04:33 PM (bXbFr)

192 Dollar Tree sells cards.
Posted by: Boss Moss

For $1 or even some for $.50 - and they are made by Hallmark.

A deal!!

Posted by: Kumala at August 13, 2025 04:33 PM (cYBz/)

193 183 168 So is this a National Guard role because the Army has Posse Comitatus concerns?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 13, 2025 04:28 PM (xcxpd)

Nah, it's b/c it's technically their job - they are supposed to respond to domestic emergencies (it's their prime role before their overseas one)...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 13, 2025 04:32 PM (tOcjL)

Thankee

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 13, 2025 04:34 PM (xcxpd)

194 20 troops with crew-served weapons could put down a riot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2025 04:30 PM (a9R6a)

With water hoses and tear gas would probably be enough...

Pfffffft. Give 'em a whiff of grape.

Posted by: Nappy B. at August 13, 2025 04:34 PM (Riz8t)

195 So, with the discount, the price of the card come down to $8?
Posted by: Kumala

Bought some other stuff, too, for my wife's birthday tomorrow. $22.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

196 Just keep hitting the left and the Deep State. Even if we get no conviction, and I believe we will, you have to keep the left off balance. Keep it up and they fight each other

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 13, 2025 04:34 PM (0EwKT)

197 As someone said earlier, how powerful is Trump that he has the Democrats defending crime?
Violent crime, even.

They are all talking about how great DC is and it reminds me when you see a house listing that calls it a "vibrant neighborhood" you know it's trying to sell you on buying a house where everyone has bars on their windows and doors.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 13, 2025 04:35 PM (Xoc7P)

198 President Trump should call for volunteers to form Free Corps brigades in each State, with weapons provided by The CMP as well as private donations to deal with the rioting communists.

Posted by: Old Ways Are Best at August 13, 2025 04:35 PM (YpP4h)

199 It must be called The Brute Squad. They are going to need a giant.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2025 04:36 PM (viF8m)

200 200

Posted by: m at August 13, 2025 04:36 PM (aURVT)

201 They are all talking about how great DC is and it reminds me when you see a house listing that calls it a "vibrant neighborhood" you know it's trying to sell you on buying a house where everyone has bars on their windows and doors.

That's better than the dreaded "neighborhood in transition".

Posted by: Archimedes at August 13, 2025 04:36 PM (Riz8t)

202 Thanks for the tip about Dollar Tree.

Posted by: Bulg at August 13, 2025 04:36 PM (77rzZ)

203 new thread up

Posted by: Ann at August 13, 2025 04:36 PM (4neFu)

204 The freak-outs will be incredible.
____________________

This is an understatement. Just watch the hyperbole that results from creating such a task force.

"SEE, WE TOLD YA. Trump is going to put us all in camps, and this is the first step."

"Trump is creating his very own SS."

Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2025 04:37 PM (dIske)

205 Bad idea. Put these guys on the border. War fighters are not policemen and are not trained to be law enforcers. Unless we are officially at war. Civil war? Be careful here.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 13, 2025 04:37 PM (/vPt3)

206
Oh we're trading tips, now?

Posted by: Soothsayer and five yamulkas walk into a bar at August 13, 2025 04:37 PM (uyOIt)

207 203 new thread up
Posted by: Ann at August 13, 2025 04:36 PM (4neFu)

Posted by: m at August 13, 2025 04:37 PM (aURVT)

208 Welp, I just got my first senior discount today

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Was a shocker the first time for me a dozen years ago (given by a teenager working at a movie theater); I was only 52 but had a totally full gray beard (I've always joked that it ages me 20 years).

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 13, 2025 04:38 PM (XXfwL)

209 I appreciate Trump's plans here, but I'd just as soon left those leftist hellholes riot away in their sewers.

I don't know why I need to foot the law enforcement bill for a "state" I have no representation or interest in.

Does every "state" have this right to defund their law enforcement, reap the fruit of lawlessness and crime and then have me underwrite their law enforcement when there are no more tax cows in their jurisdiction to milk?

The filth, crime and lawlessness that is Babylon DC is fully representative of the decadence, corruption and total depravity that is the signature brand of that demonic hell-hole.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 13, 2025 04:39 PM (BvPIe)

210 From the Bee:

Puzzled DC Police Chief Asks Reporters, 'What Is This Black And White Car That Goes Wee-oo Wee-oo?'

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2025 04:39 PM (UMMMY)

211 In line with comments 41 and 167...

The 82d Airborne Division, (used to.. does?) have an Initial Reaction Company, as part of the DRF-1 Battalion. This Rifle Company is ready to go anywhere to restore order.

This is (was?) a rotating assignment among the Rifle Companies in each Battalion during the DRF-1 period.

Posted by: Bones at August 13, 2025 04:40 PM (w75DI)

212 MUSC is a pretty good medical center. Can't vouch for that Yale place. I think they do mostly sex change work there.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 13, 2025 04:40 PM (wBaIH)

213 We have learned a lot about drones and their capabilities. They could clear the streets, identify the perps and run them to ground for easy and safe collection by the Cleaners.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 13, 2025 04:40 PM (2ap+5)

214 Can we still burn a couch without the National Guard showing up?"

Morgantown WV hardest hit...

Posted by: man at August 13, 2025 04:41 PM (tubbA)

215 what if 3 riots erupt in different cities at the same time, then the force gets even more attenuated

So do the riots. We're not doing this shit for free!

Posted by: Antifa at August 13, 2025 04:42 PM (f98mK)

216 Yup. Sounds like training to me.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2025 04:42 PM (8avO+)

217 have learned a lot about drones and their capabilities. They could clear the streets"

Weymo?

Posted by: man at August 13, 2025 04:42 PM (tubbA)

218 That's better than the dreaded "neighborhood in transition".
And never mentioning the trajectory of the transition.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 13, 2025 04:42 PM (BvPIe)

219 grok verifies itself as bullshit distributor:

grok was suspended from X because it stated Israel was committing genocide. It's sources were UN experts, ICJ, Amnesty International and Israel rights groups, etc.

grok was reinstated to X after review validated its sources.

https://tinyurl.com/y248nfav

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2025 04:42 PM (PRU4V)

220 With this force we could disband all the garbage SWAT teams that never seem to do anything at the state and local level.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2025 04:43 PM (8avO+)

221 >>>So do the riots. We're not doing this shit for free!
Posted by: Antifa
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So, you now get your money from middle-East BLM?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2025 04:44 PM (PRU4V)

222 220 With this force we could disband all the garbage SWAT teams that never seem to do anything at the state and local level.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Wait! Hold on there just a second.
You forgot about shooting dogs and innocent people.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 13, 2025 04:46 PM (PRU4V)

223 Well, if those troops prevented 100s of millions of dollars of damage done to our cities, seems like a good idea to me.

Don’t know why it would be so expensive though. Don’t we already have a National Guard that is trained to go into hostile territory and calm things down? Huh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2025 03:48 PM (qI/6m)

The national guard is a Military force. They are trained mostly to kill things. If you don't want that then they are just another mob facing the first mob.

If you want an anti riot force, you need different equipment and training.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2025 04:46 PM (8avO+)

224 what if 3 riots erupt in different cities at the same time, then the force gets even more attenuated

You put a call out for "Rednecks up!" and the riot is over in 30 minutes.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2025 04:47 PM (UMMMY)

225

DUDE BREAKING: Anna Paula Luna claims she’s seen evidence of “interdimensional beings” moving “outside time and space”

Demons coming from under the rocks they have been under since their fall from Heaven. I know because they have been telling me to Buy a Shotgun and Kill every Whitey I see
.https://tinyurl.com/yc78eyze

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 13, 2025 04:48 PM (VPPG8)

226 Dogs. Cheaper than cops. They can clear an area like magic. People can hate on the cops all they want but a loose dog will send them fleeing.

Instant loss of mob mentality. Every man for himself.

Augment each city's K9 force to where they can deploy say 100 of them at one time. Then during regular times they are just regular cops.

A super duper reaction force is just another sure fire money waster.

Posted by: pawn at August 13, 2025 04:51 PM (EITcu)

227 I continue to believe cutting off USAID and the other fake and gay money-laundering scams drove a stake through the rancid heart of these scumfucks and their ability to stage Rent-A-Riots.

All their big, splashy "protests" so far -- No Kangs, and other one so feeble I don't even remember it -- have flopped worse than the porn version of Snow White starring a bunch of fags. All these events would have been off the rails in 2020 or 2021.

You can't kill the leftwing monster. But you can starve the fucking thing to death.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 13, 2025 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

They seem to be hitting a low point, but you need to keep looking where these riots are funded. USAID was a great scam, but they can find other sources. They need to investigate every riot and eradicate any fund source from overseas or out of state.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2025 04:55 PM (8avO+)

228 Dogs. Cheaper than cops. They can clear an area like magic. People can hate on the cops all they want but a loose dog will send them fleeing.

Instant loss of mob mentality. Every man for himself.

Augment each city's K9 force to where they can deploy say 100 of them at one time. Then during regular times they are just regular cops.

A super duper reaction force is just another sure fire money waster.
Posted by: pawn at August 13, 2025 04:51 PM (EITcu)

Kittens would be cheaper, too cute to riot with kittens about.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2025 04:56 PM (8avO+)

229 Dogs. Cheaper than cops. They can clear an area like magic. People can hate on the cops all they want but a loose dog will send them fleeing.

Instant loss of mob mentality. Every man for himself.

Augment each city's K9 force to where they can deploy say 100 of them at one time. Then during regular times they are just regular cops.

A super duper reaction force is just another sure fire money waster.
Posted by: pawn at August 13, 2025 04:51 PM (EITcu)

They will just salt the mob with babies or girls like Antifa used to do.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2025 04:57 PM (8avO+)

230 what if 3 riots erupt in different cities at the same time, then the force gets even more attenuated

You put a call out for "Rednecks up!" and the riot is over in 30 minutes.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2025 04:47 PM (UMMMY)

You can always have the regular armed forces contain the area until the elite squad goes in and busts it up.

They will have a hard time doing anything if these people don't get out on bail instantly.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2025 04:59 PM (8avO+)

231 Dogs. Cheaper than cops. They can clear an area like magic. People can hate on the cops all they want but a loose dog will send them fleeing.

If you consider legal fees and court costs hogs cheaper that dowgs.

*wink* *wink*

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 13, 2025 05:01 PM (VPPG8)

232 Pfffffft. Give 'em a whiff of grape.
Posted by: Nappy B. at August 13, 2025 04:34 PM (Riz8t)

And what is a cannon? Crew-served weapon, amirite?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2025 05:01 PM (JrPVg)

233 Call this elite team G.I.Joe, label the protestors agents of Cobra, and make me a happy man.

Posted by: Joe at August 13, 2025 05:19 PM (N/5uf)

234 233 Call this elite team G.I.Joe, label the protestors agents of Cobra, and make me a happy man. Posted by: Joe at August 13, 2025 05:19 PM (N/5uf)

I'd be satisfied with Team America.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 13, 2025 05:31 PM (gDhA9)

235 Nobody in his right mind fucks with a trained attack dog. It's a primal fear people have.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 13, 2025 05:32 PM (gDhA9)

236 They seem to be hitting a low point, but you need to keep looking where these riots are funded. USAID was a great scam, but they can find other sources. They need to investigate every riot and eradicate any fund source from overseas or out of state. Posted by: Oldcat at August 13, 2025 04:55 PM (8avO+)

YEP. Disrupt the funding. How fucking ironic it is that our tax dollars have gone to fund the Dems, AND the rioter, for decades. Not just here, all over the world.

You and I have been paying to start riots. Then paying to quell the riots. It's all a huge scam.

Cut it off, all of it. I hear people wailing about malaria prevention in Niger, well, 1) how is that MY problem exactly? 2) I wouldn't cut these fund but THEY mismanaged it, diverting huge amounts to fund revolutions and riots. THEY are the people that got these funds cut, not me. If every USAID dollar was spent on food and medicine, more power to them. THEY diverted the money. THEY played hide the salami. It is all their fault.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 13, 2025 05:38 PM (gDhA9)

237 "The national guard is a Military force. They are trained mostly to kill things. If you don't want that then they are just another mob facing the first mob."

Er. NO. the guard is actually primarily trained to deal with disasters and civil unrest. They are designed to supplement the military, but their primary use is at home.

There are multiple guard units trained in nothing but dealing with riots and civil unrest.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 13, 2025 05:42 PM (gDhA9)

238 the proposal could cost upwards of hundreds of millions of dollars

Literally minutes of federal spending.

And thanks to the multiplier effect - remember the multiplier effect? - the proposal's *investment* of upwards of hundreds of millions of dollars will lead to billions of dollars of increase in GDP, according to every economist quoted on the value of increased government spending during any Democratic administration.

Posted by: bgates at August 13, 2025 05:46 PM (DwATQ)

239 Rioters should be arrested and Jailed along with those who finance and support them

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 13, 2025 05:49 PM (wGqjj)

240 IN DC what is happening is you have feral youth and the homeless that can commit any crime, and get off with probation, that is not enforced. They also have zero fear of the general public, because if and when they fight back, they can cry racism. They have no jobs, and the government check arrives monthly.

Easy way to fix this - if your kid gets busted, don't send him to jail, no parole, just cut off the parent's welfare and snap benefits. They can re-apply - when their kid turns 18. How many moms will be roaming the neighborhood and grabbing their thug kids by the ear to drag their silly asses home?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 13, 2025 05:49 PM (gDhA9)

241 238 And thanks to the multiplier effect - remember the multiplier effect? - the proposal's *investment* of upwards of hundreds of millions of dollars will lead to billions of dollars of increase in GDP, according to every economist quoted on the value of increased government spending during any Democratic administration. Posted by: bgates at August 13, 2025 05:46 PM (DwATQ)

In this case it might be true - riots destroy 10s of million of $ of stuff, but the real cost is the reduction in economic activity in the city. The LA riots in 1992 resulted in $1 billion in property damage. But they lost another $5 billion in the overall economy. Some cities never recover after riots.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 13, 2025 05:55 PM (gDhA9)

242 thanks for the Norm reference

Posted by: Gil at August 13, 2025 07:59 PM (qkapW)

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