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Oh, No! America's Sweetheart Ashley Biden Files For Divorce
Update: Runaway Texas Legislators to Return to Texas By the Weekend?

But she seemed so stable and non-drug-addicted and non-father-abused.


Former President Joe Biden's daughter, Ashley Biden, has filed for divorce from her plastic surgeon husband, Dr. Howard Krein, after more than 13 years of marriage, court records show.

The 44-year-old ex-first daughter filed the papers in the Philadelphia Court of Common Pleas on Monday, The Post confirmed.

Biden's Instagram Story on the same day featured a photo of her walking through a park and flashing a thumbs-up, and was set to the song "Freedom" by Beyoncé, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer, which first reported the divorce filings.

She also posted a quote that read: "New life, new beginnings means new boundaries. New ways of being that won't look or sound like they did before."

...

Biden and Krein had tied the knot in Greenville, Delaware, back in June 2012 -- two years after being set up by her late older brother, Beau Biden.

He popped the question on a cliff in Big Sur, California, in late 2011 after getting "Pop's" permission, People reported at the time.

"This is the right guy," said Biden, who was vice president at the time. "And he's getting a helluva woman."


Joe Biden wanted to establish a political dynasty like the Kennedys.

He established no dynasty, and the Biden name will linger in infamy before it dies out.

But he did manage Kennedy-level corruption, drug-addiction, bed-hopping, and trashiness.

Update: The Democrats are returning to Texas, supposedly.

Right after a judge forbid them from taking Robert Francis O'Rourke's bribe money.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

BREAKING -- THEY'RE CAVING: Derelict Texas House Democrats will *RETURN* to the TX House for Greg Abbott’s 2nd special session, to pass the new Congressional map that adds 5 Republican House seats.

"Democrats believe they've accomplished their mission by killing the first special session and by raising national awareness about the mid-decade redistricting effort," per ABC13

LMAO! What "mission" was accomplished, when Abbott is simply calling another session to pass the exact same thing -- or a WORSE map for Dems?

Good job, you've embarrassed yourselves, AGAIN!

Now they’re gonna have to come home and face the consequences of their refusal to obey a Call of the House.

Posted by: Ace at 06:32 PM




Comments

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1 Get out there fellas!!!

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2025 06:33 PM (MGB5H)

2 What does freedom mean to you?

Showering with the big guy! And he gets more than 10%!!

Posted by: Nelly at August 12, 2025 06:34 PM (cHLus)

3 I'm sure someone here can fix her.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2025 06:34 PM (MGB5H)

4 Hey, Jill! Guess who wants to come back to live at home and shower with Daddy every day?

Posted by: Joey B at August 12, 2025 06:35 PM (aBgBM)

5 Is she the one he showered with and wrote the diary?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2025 06:35 PM (6PCLE)

6 Actually, i'm just trying to be funny and mean. I had no idea she was married. I thought she was just sleeping with Hunter.

Posted by: Nelly at August 12, 2025 06:35 PM (cHLus)

7 I'm sure someone here can fix her.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2025 06:34 PM (MGB5H)
---
RULE #1!

Never, ever forget Rule #1!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2025 06:35 PM (IBQGV)

8
Not Krein! Krein!

Posted by: Craw at August 12, 2025 06:35 PM (kkTda)

9 (Licks fingers, brushes back eyebrows, walks of to make my life a hellscape again)

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 12, 2025 06:35 PM (am4vv)

10 Does this mean Hunter now has a chance?

Too soon?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 12, 2025 06:36 PM (5yDGQ)

11 So soon after pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 12, 2025 06:36 PM (SQ0mm)

12 Ashley Biden, making Sean Young seem sane.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 06:36 PM (hV2n9)

13 Actually, i'm just trying to be funny and mean. I had no idea she was married. I thought she was just sleeping with Hunter.
Posted by: Nelly at August 12, 2025 06:35 PM

That was Hailie. Beaus widow.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2025 06:36 PM (MGB5H)

14 The Bidens are white trash riding on Joe's conniving charisma.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2025 06:37 PM (vFG9F)

15 and was set to the song "Freedom" by Beyoncé,

Based on the one-page novel by the same name, "Fweedom".

Posted by: Kumala Harris at August 12, 2025 06:37 PM (B0h7g)

16 'Get out there fellas!!!'

Meh. She's no Yvonne Craig, that's fer sure.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 06:37 PM (iBAge)

17 RULE #1!

Never, ever forget Rule #1!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


I have Rule #1 tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 06:37 PM (Ktdcc)

18 One must wonder how many different guys have poked their dicks into that ashley biden crazy train*.


*Her father excluded.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2025 06:37 PM (0N4FZ)

19 Her ex-husband (congratulations , dude!) is a plastic surgeon. Interesting , no ?

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 06:38 PM (g47mK)

20 earlier thread someone posted about Ashley

Their nic was 'the family loofa'

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 06:38 PM (hV2n9)

21 Ashley Biden is single again!

SWEET!! I wonder if she's into age play.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 12, 2025 06:38 PM (jvJvP)

22 Is she the one he showered with and wrote the diary?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2025 06:35 PM (6PCLE)

Yep.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 12, 2025 06:38 PM (5+Y60)

23 I can fix her

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2025 06:38 PM (xcxpd)

24 Joe Biden wanted to establish a political dynasty like the Kennedys.

He ended up with the in-breeding Habsburgs.

Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2025 06:38 PM (B0h7g)

25
The Bidens: making trailer-park trash look like the Astors, since 1972.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 06:38 PM (kkTda)

26 "Is she the one he showered with and wrote the diary?"

Yes. But I hasten to add: not simultaneously.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 06:38 PM (iBAge)

27 5 Is she the one he showered with and wrote the diary?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Yes and then the FBI went after the people that got it including O'Keefe's organization claiming it was stolen. Can't remember if someone got convicted or not for it or pled out but I think so.

Their DNC media propagandists moved into line to claim that it was a fake and so on just like Hunter's laptop.

The whole Biden family is loathsome penny ante criminals that infested the White House and high office in the US.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 06:39 PM (ctrM5)

28 Word is Ilhan Omar has been giving her dating advice now.

Posted by: Cray Cray at August 12, 2025 06:39 PM (am4vv)

29 Fistbump to Bruce Wayne

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2025 06:39 PM (xcxpd)

30 Biden and Krein had tied the knot in Greenville, Delaware, back in June 2012 -- two years after being set up by her late older brother, Beau Biden.

He popped the question on a cliff in Big Sur, California, in late 2011 after getting "Pop's" permission, People reported at the time.

"This is the right guy," said Biden, who was vice president at the time. "And he's getting a helluva woman."

++++
The "right guy," perhaps. A "good guy," definitely not. Anyone with Joe Biden's unequivocal imprimatur is no good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 06:39 PM (6bTRc)

31 Rule #1 is more of a guideline than a hard and fast rule.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2025 06:39 PM (MGB5H)

32 I don't get it ...

Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze
Hunter Biden has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Deplorablistic @burrengrl
6h what, sleep with her? you're so bad!


Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze 6h
Her?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2025 06:39 PM (vbXSk)

33 He ended up with the in-breeding Habsburgs.

You'll be hearing from the Habsburgs' lawyers, once they stop fvcking their clients.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 06:39 PM (hV2n9)

34 Ashley Biden is 44.

I assume, given the known portions of her past, that, unlike a lot of 44 year old divorcees, she'll be able to find True Love with the sort of person who longs to spend their Golden Years with someone who, having been molested as a child by the former Pervert-in-Chief, became, reportedly, a bit of a druggie slut.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2025 06:40 PM (ExV1e)

35 Slag JFK all you want, he deserves it. But he did like America. He was the last Dem to be that way, if you dont count HHH.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at August 12, 2025 06:40 PM (wBaIH)

36 How long until Ashley, needing money, writes a tell all book about the Biden family trash? That would be a bestseller

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2025 06:40 PM (0EwKT)

37 Trash people do trash things and win trash prizes.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 12, 2025 06:40 PM (3Ope8)

38 Suffering from a punctured taboo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2025 06:40 PM (63Dwl)

39 15 and was set to the song "Freedom" by Beyoncé,

Based on the one-page novel by the same name, "Fweedom".
Posted by: Kumala Harris at August 12, 2025 06:37 PM (B0h7g)

Based on the book 'Push' by Sapphire.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2025 06:40 PM (xcxpd)

40 13 Actually, i'm just trying to be funny and mean. I had no idea she was married. I thought she was just sleeping with Hunter.
Posted by: Nelly at August 12, 2025 06:35 PM

That was Hailie. Beaus widow.
Posted by: BruceWayne
-------
And allegedly Hailie's daughter by some of the content posted from his laptop while Hunter was smoking crack.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 06:40 PM (ctrM5)

41 Why do people feel compelled these days to post every single boring aspect of their lives on instagram? Narcissism reigns

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2025 06:40 PM (fEKAy)

42 I have a modicum of sympathy for Ashley Biden. Growing up getting run through by your dad and brother and handed out as a party favor is pretty rough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 06:40 PM (6bTRc)

43 Hopefully the name "Biden" will simply refer to a smelly and messy bodily movement someone leaves for others to clean up in the future.

I made a Biden on the carpet!

Posted by: Fuck Joe Biden & the democrats at August 12, 2025 06:40 PM (R/m4+)

44 18 One must wonder how many different guys have poked their dicks into that ashley biden crazy train*.

*Her father excluded.

____

78 -- or 82 if you include family.

Posted by: Pedoware at August 12, 2025 06:40 PM (qUkBO)

45 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2025 06:39 PM (xcxpd)

I knew someone would step up.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2025 06:41 PM (MGB5H)

46
Being born and raised by a bunch of perverts isn't a great start for anyone.

I think no amount of therapy would help anyone exposed to that sick shit .

Posted by: fourseasons at August 12, 2025 06:41 PM (3ek7K)

47 "He popped the question on a cliff in Big Sur, California"

I popped 800 ug of LSD-25 there! So beautiful.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 06:41 PM (iBAge)

48 13 Actually, i'm just trying to be funny and mean. I had no idea she was married. I thought she was just sleeping with Hunter.
Posted by: Nelly at August 12, 2025 06:35 PM

That was Hailie. Beaus widow.

Ah! Thank you. I got the names wrong; not a huge surprise.

Posted by: Nelly at August 12, 2025 06:41 PM (cHLus)

49 I guess this means that Ashley is fair game for Hunter at the next family reunion.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 12, 2025 06:41 PM (/vPt3)

50 Calling the Bidens the "Temu Kennedys" would be an insult to the cheap, flimsy Chinese-made shit you can buy on Temu.

Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2025 06:41 PM (5aZAZ)

51 The Bidens: making trailer-park trash look like the Astors, since 1972.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 06:38 PM (kkTda)


It simply amazes me how so many lefites praise Joey Bidet as 'a good man'. He was never a good man. He's was always a Democrat, though.

Posted by: RickZ at August 12, 2025 06:42 PM (gKDq2)

52 Based on the one-page novel by the same name, "Fweedom".

Oh, i thought it was George Michael's song Freedom. I've had that in my head for 20 minutes; piano riff is awesome.

Posted by: Nelly at August 12, 2025 06:42 PM (cHLus)

53 Uh yeah well the Doc may have had something to say about that like" Hey the deal was we stay married unless your Pop gets the boot and his monthly checks run out..

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 12, 2025 06:42 PM (VPPG8)

54 I'm just saying, for a self-described nymphomanic....she's not bad. Most of those girls are ugly AF, unless they're working in porn. And sometimes, even then.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2025 06:42 PM (xcxpd)

55 Posting on Instagram is like taking a mask from the ancient gallery.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at August 12, 2025 06:42 PM (wBaIH)

56 Does this divorce means she's going to announce that she's moving to Ireland to start a podcast titled Daddy Issues?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 12, 2025 06:42 PM (9vYpt)

57 Also,

how the f**k does a 154 year old Nosferatu that will literally sh*t himself crossing a room have a 44 year old daughter? Can anyone square that circle?

Posted by: Nelly at August 12, 2025 06:43 PM (cHLus)

58 Joe showered her with attention.

Or some arrangement of those words.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 06:43 PM (krQz2)

59 I don't get it ...

Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze
Hunter Biden has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Deplorablistic @burrengrl
6h what, sleep with her? you're so bad!


Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze 6h
Her?
Posted by: illiniwek


Well he slept with his brother's widow, why not his sister's ex?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 12, 2025 06:43 PM (a+4eV)

60 55 Posting on Instagram is like taking a mask from the ancient gallery.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at August 12, 2025 06:42 PM (wBaIH)

Which is funny because 'The End' is also about incest.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2025 06:43 PM (xcxpd)

61 Joe Biden wanted to establish a political dynasty like the Kennedys.

He established no dynasty, and the Biden name will linger in infamy before it dies out.
---
That's why I fervently hope Joe remains mentally competent.
Or at least moments of clarity to know what is going on.
I want him to see his dreams in ashes.
To know everything he sold his soul for has failed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2025 06:43 PM (Xoc7P)

62 I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 12, 2025 06:43 PM (UATcg)

63 Joey Bidet thought he was Zeus in the shower.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 06:44 PM (hV2n9)

64 I have a modicum of sympathy for Ashley Biden. Growing up getting run through by your dad and brother and handed out as a party favor is pretty rough.

--

I do have sympathy for her in a way. Her mother seems to have put her on the bottom of priority list in life. Her dad is a perv who insisted on showering with her. I'm sure there are a lot of unsavory things that have happened to her in that garbage family. Both of her parents aren't worth spit. And she had to grow up in that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2025 06:44 PM (qBdHI)

65 It simply amazes me how so many lefites praise Joey Bidet as 'a good man'. He was never a good man

Hey! He stays bought!

Posted by: TheDemocrats at August 12, 2025 06:44 PM (Pv3Rg)

66 But he did manage Kennedy-level corruption, drug-addiction, bed-hopping, and trashiness.
------

"Sewer trout who swam upstream into political life"

O'Rourke

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2025 06:44 PM (XeU6L)

67 He looks like a soy boy even if he is a doctor. Ashley apparently was one of those girls that the early twenties was the best she was ever going to look.

Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2025 06:44 PM (VofaG)

68 Off sock

Posted by: Gref at August 12, 2025 06:44 PM (aBgBM)

69 Ashley Biden, making Sean Young seem sane."

Hey!

Posted by: Zombie Margot Kidder at August 12, 2025 06:44 PM (tubbA)

70
At least no Biden has driven off a bridge and left the passenger to drown.

Yet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 06:45 PM (kkTda)

71 Hunter Biden has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.
--
I don't get it.

What?

Marry his sister?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2025 06:45 PM (Xoc7P)

72 We're The Sophisticates!

Posted by: Just the punchline, please. now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at August 12, 2025 06:45 PM (wBaIH)

73 I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

How about a green dildo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 06:45 PM (hV2n9)

74 I can fix her
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
......

Don't bother. Just hang in there long enough to get half her stuff.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2025 06:45 PM (UjdFS)

75 I guess this means that Ashley is fair game for Hunter at the next family reunion.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


Do I have to say it again?

Posted by: Jeff Foxworthy at August 12, 2025 06:45 PM (DgGvY)

76 So I assume the joke is Hunter could now have sex with his sister's ex, as he did with his brother's "ex" (widow).

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2025 06:45 PM (vbXSk)

77 Hunter Biden has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.
---
What? Boink his sister?

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 06:45 PM (krQz2)

78 I wouldn't fuck her with a WNBA dildo.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 12, 2025 06:45 PM (SQ0mm)

79 35 Slag JFK all you want, he deserves it. But he did like America. He was the last Dem to be that way, if you dont count HHH.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
======
Kennedy did the job because he wanted to do it. Not because he could get bennies (leaving out women I guess) and money from it.

Some folks like to equate personal lack of morality with bad policy outcomes in office. Unfortunately, some 'moral' types do horribly in office while some 'amoral' types in their personal life like JFK do okay.

Then you have pieces of human excrement like Joe Biden or LBJ that their private conduct is as reprehensible as their actions in office.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 06:45 PM (ctrM5)

80 Does this divorce means she's going to announce that she's moving to Ireland to start a podcast titled Daddy Issues?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions

------------

She could probably crash at Rosie O'Donnell's place.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 12, 2025 06:46 PM (5yDGQ)

81 How about a green dildo?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 06:45 PM (hV2n9)

Ok, that works.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 12, 2025 06:46 PM (UATcg)

82 He looks like a soy boy even if he is a doctor. Ashley apparently was one of those girls that the early twenties was the best she was ever going to look.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2025 06:44 PM (VofaG)

"The Window"

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 12, 2025 06:46 PM (5+Y60)

83 hunter can help Howard pick up the pieces.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 12, 2025 06:46 PM (2ap+5)

84 Ashley Biden is single again!

SWEET!! I wonder if she's into age play.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 18.1% at August 12, 2025 06:38 PM (jvJvP)

This place.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 06:46 PM (i24o9)

85 ehh ... pretty sure Stephen Miller should stay away from comedy

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 06:46 PM (Pv3Rg)

86 I do have sympathy for her in a way. Her mother seems to have put her on the bottom of priority list in life. Her dad is a perv who insisted on showering with her. I'm sure there are a lot of unsavory things that have happened to her in that garbage family. Both of her parents aren't worth spit. And she had to grow up in that.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2025 06:44 PM (qBdHI)
++++
Yup. And those things, fair or not, make her a mighty poor candidate for matrimony. Being middle-aged at her first marriage is probably an indicator of that, too.

I don't know what political purpose the marriage served for the Bidens and the husband, but there surely was one. Maybe it was as simple as trying to sub in someone else to lead the dynasty Beau was supposed to carry on. I dunno.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 06:46 PM (6bTRc)

87 OT: why is it so hard to get a captive guide rod right on 1911's?

Damn it.

I hate the stock non-captive thing.

Now I gotta go find where the damn plug went...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2025 06:46 PM (xcxpd)

88 75 I guess this means that Ashley is fair game for Hunter at the next family reunion.
__

Been there, done that. Mom's looking good, tho.

Posted by: Hunter B. at August 12, 2025 06:46 PM (qUkBO)

89 Ashley Biden "America's Sweetheart"? Ace, how could you do this to me, you two-timer!

Posted by: Illhan Omar at August 12, 2025 06:46 PM (8hxDK)

90 At least no Biden has driven off a bridge and left the passenger to drown.

Yet.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 06:45 PM (kkTda)

That you know of.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2025 06:46 PM (MGB5H)

91 76 So I assume the joke is Hunter could now have sex with his sister's ex, as he did with his brother's "ex" (widow).
Posted by: illiniwek
====
Supposedly he liked being pegged which was reported when the stripper got pregnant. So maybe not a far reach there.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 06:46 PM (ctrM5)

92 OT: Bryan Kohberger whines about being kept up at night by ‘relentless’ inmate taunts at maximum security lockup
NYPost trib.al/8moMdW8
He's in solitary serving four life sentences for *looks it up* murdering four girls in college.
Poor guy.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 06:47 PM (gKWVE)

93 Stephen Miller is smarter than I am… I didn’t “get” his tweet at first anyway

I recently learned that Miller got his start defending the Duke lacrosse team… not as an attorney, but he spoke up for them and went on that crazy Nancy Grace show (the man hater) and handled himself very well. Of course he was completely right about the Duke lacrosse team….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2025 06:47 PM (fEKAy)

94 Ashley is fair game for Hunter at the next family reunion.

Oh boy!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at August 12, 2025 06:47 PM (tubbA)

95
What does she wear at her next wedding? Black?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 06:47 PM (kkTda)

96 I can fix her
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2025 06:38 PM (xcxpd)
++++
I have a buddy who would say the same thing about Amanda Knox. He referred to her as, "Foxy Knoxy."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 06:47 PM (6bTRc)

97 Biden long ago passed into a kind of madness. He's an extreme narcissist with delusions of grandeur. Introspective, he's not. He believes his own bullshit.

Hence, a perfect puppet.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 12, 2025 06:47 PM (dtajH)

98 I knew we were in trouble when that photo of Biden playing Bobby Bad Azz wearing aviators in Pakistan posted . It was 2009 he was stepping off Airforce #2. He looked like Captain Dufus Douchebag Extraordinaire !

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 12, 2025 06:47 PM (VPPG8)

99 So what I'm getting from all of this is that there aren't any normies who want to sleep with the Bidens, so they have to sleep with each other?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 12, 2025 06:47 PM (UATcg)

100 Ashley is carrying on the family grift. She has a "Children's Foundation" that doesn't sound creepy at all.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 12, 2025 06:47 PM (33LJY)

101 I do have sympathy for her in a way. Her mother seems to have put her on the bottom of priority list in life. Her dad is a perv who insisted on showering with her. I'm sure there are a lot of unsavory things that have happened to her in that garbage family. Both of her parents aren't worth spit. And she had to grow up in that.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2025 06:44 PM (qBdHI)

Broken people are almost always broken early in childhood. Their behaviors become intolerable to those around them, and then everyone decides that makes them bad people.

Maybe they are. It's the human condition, we can go around judging each other, and deciding who is good and who is bad, or we can defend ourselves against the bad behaviors without having to develop hate in our own hearts.

But what do I know.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 12, 2025 06:48 PM (dGCAG)

102 I don't know what political purpose the marriage served for the Bidens and the husband, but there surely was one. Maybe it was as simple as trying to sub in someone else to lead the dynasty Beau was supposed to carry on. I dunno.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 06:46 PM (6bTRc)


It wasn't political at all. The guy was a doctor. Dr. Jill just wanted someone she could discuss JAMA articles with at dinner.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2025 06:48 PM (ExV1e)

103 96 I can fix her
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2025 06:38 PM (xcxpd)
++++
I have a buddy who would say the same thing about Amanda Knox. He referred to her as, "Foxy Knoxy."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 06:47 PM (6bTRc)

The crazies are memorable

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2025 06:48 PM (xcxpd)

104 35 Slag JFK all you want, he deserves it. But he did like America. He was the last Dem to be that way, if you dont count HHH.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at A

I think ol Bubba liked America and Americans he was just corrupt as hell and married to the devil incarnate.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 06:48 PM (hs4ik)

105 Somebody swipe that fly from under Ashley's chin.

Posted by: Cracker at August 12, 2025 06:48 PM (l3xNS)

106 earlier thread someone posted about Ashley

Their nic was 'the family loofa'
Posted by: Anna Puma


That's Chuy level cruelty.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 06:48 PM (Ktdcc)

107 C'mon, it's likely Hunter and Jill have probably already knocked boots.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 06:48 PM (krQz2)

108 Uh oh…. This thread is showing signs of quickly morphing into a green dildo thread….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2025 06:48 PM (fEKAy)

109 Why isn't Hunter in prison - oh right, because daddy got him pardoned. Probably the only pardon that wasn't autopenned.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 06:48 PM (gKWVE)

110 I'm sure one of them will be happy to be out of the marriage.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 12, 2025 06:48 PM (MZ+PY)

111 87 OT: why is it so hard to get a captive guide rod right on 1911's?

Damn it.

I hate the stock non-captive thing.

Now I gotta go find where the damn plug went...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Retrofits on the original design bring Bobby Burns to mind---The plans of men and mice often go astray.

Get one of the Third Generation Smiths in 45 ACP and your problem is solved. They even made a few that were single action.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 06:49 PM (ctrM5)

112 "I can fix her"

Caroline Ellison is my fantasy fixer-upper. At least since Fang Fang died(?).

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 06:49 PM (iBAge)

113 102 I don't know what political purpose the marriage served for the Bidens and the husband, but there surely was one.

duhhhhhh he was a PLASTIC SURGEON

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 06:49 PM (Pv3Rg)

114 Ashley Biden is 44.

I assume, given the known portions of her past, that, unlike a lot of 44 year old divorcees, she'll be able to find True Love with the sort of person who longs to spend their Golden Years with someone who, having been molested as a child by the former Pervert-in-Chief, became, reportedly, a bit of a druggie slut.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2025 06:40 PM (ExV1e)

Our people will call your people. We want to buy your script and film it.

Posted by: Hallmark Channel at August 12, 2025 06:49 PM (wVcYX)

115 What does she wear at her next wedding? Black?"

Green, to match... nevermind

Posted by: man at August 12, 2025 06:49 PM (tubbA)

116 Come on guys....who's going to fix her?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2025 06:49 PM (Wnv9h)

117 That picture of Ashley, she reminds me of Amy Carter. Poor soul.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 06:49 PM (hV2n9)

118 I'd have thought that, now, every Biden would be clinging to any financial security they can get. Does she think she can sell showers?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 12, 2025 06:49 PM (s0JqF)

119 He's in solitary serving four life sentences for *looks it up* murdering four girls in college.
Poor guy.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 06:47 PM (gKWVE)


Slight correction: 3 college coeds and one college male.

But him crying in AdSeg? Beautiful.

Posted by: RickZ at August 12, 2025 06:49 PM (gKDq2)

120 I have a modicum of sympathy for Ashley Biden. Growing up getting run through by your dad and brother and handed out as a party favor is pretty rough.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 06:40 PM (6bTRc)


Yeah, me too.

Being born into that family's like winning the white trash creepfest lottery.

Not a single one of the children seemed to turn out right.

I even have a bit of sympathy for Hunter and he's a total dickweed. Ol' Joe's like some kind of alien parasite clinging onto Hunter for his benefit only while Hiunter's potential drains away to nothing.

Fuck, what a horror show.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2025 06:49 PM (iJfKG)

121 I have a buddy who would say the same thing about Amanda Knox. He referred to her as, "Foxy Knoxy."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 06:47 PM (6bTRc)

She was kinda cute.

And she definitely got a raw deal from the Italians.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2025 06:49 PM (6ydKt)

122 I feel guilty dunking on her though I know she and her ilk would dance on my grave.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 06:50 PM (hs4ik)

123 I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.
Posted by: WitchDoktor

How about a green dildo?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Ok, that works.
Posted by: WitchDoktor


Eleven-foot pole not included.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2025 06:50 PM (DgGvY)

124 Bacon-wrapped green dildo.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 06:50 PM (iBAge)

125 I have a buddy who would say the same thing about Amanda Knox. He referred to her as, "Foxy Knoxy."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 06:47 PM (6bTRc)

Knox has grown up into what appears to be a decent human being. And of course she didn't deserve any of the crap that stupid third world country did to her.

And yes, she is Foxy.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 12, 2025 06:50 PM (dGCAG)

126 I doubt there is enough therapy in this world to help this woman after what she was put through by her family. Joe Biden is one sick-f$#@

Posted by: Ann at August 12, 2025 06:50 PM (4neFu)

127 It’s just as good a chance that the White House coke was Ashley’s as it was Hunter’s.

Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2025 06:50 PM (VofaG)

128 I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 12, 2025 06:43 PM (UATcg)

Good call. After the USAID revelations, you'd probably find out it was your dick in the first place.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 06:50 PM (i24o9)

129 Biden long ago passed into a kind of madness. He's an extreme narcissist with delusions of grandeur. Introspective, he's not. He believes his own bullshit.

Hence, a perfect puppet.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 12, 2025 06:47 PM (dtajH)
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Kalorama certainly thought so, when they maneuvered to get him in as their compromise candidate puppet when both their own top choice (Harris) and the Clinton's top choices (either Warren or Cuomo) and the line-holding outsider establishmentarian (Bloomberg) all imploded like dying stars.

And a few years prior, it was probably even true. But he was too far gone. Even a puppet needs some agency and ability to perform independently the right way to accomplish the mission. He didn't have it by then.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 06:50 PM (6bTRc)

130 How about a green dildo?
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Shut up, Sam I Am!

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 06:51 PM (krQz2)

131 how the f**k does a 154 year old Nosferatu that will literally sh*t himself crossing a room have a 44 year old daughter? Can anyone square that circle?
Posted by: Nelly

Tony Randall fathered two children after age 75. (With a young wife).

Posted by: Blue Pill Bob at August 12, 2025 06:51 PM (G5+As)

132
Being born into that family's like winning the white trash creepfest lottery.

Not a single one of the children seemed to turn out right.

________

Products of Joe's devout Catholicism.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 06:51 PM (kkTda)

133 107 C'mon, it's likely Hunter and Jill have probably already knocked boots.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 06:48 PM (krQz2)

Three way with Kamala's husband that I can't be bothered to look up his name.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 06:51 PM (hs4ik)

134 Looking at my EweToob feed...

Dear MSM: when a shooting takes place at a Target, the headline should not read "Target shooting leaves three dead."

My first thought: WhereTF was the RSO?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2025 06:51 PM (Wnv9h)

135 What does she wear at her next wedding?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Crotchless panties?

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2025 06:51 PM (DgGvY)

136 It wasn't political at all. The guy was a doctor. Dr. Jill just wanted someone she could discuss JAMA articles with at dinner.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2025 06:48 PM (ExV1e)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 06:52 PM (6bTRc)

137 I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 12, 2025 06:43 PM (UATcg)
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That you might *have* a stolen dick sounds a little problematic to me...

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 06:52 PM (krQz2)

138 O'Rourke
Posted by: Mike Hammer
=======
When he supported Killary for prezzie in 2016, he spat on everything that he had said previously about politics.

I trashed his books after that because his commitment to honest politics as a muckraker and political satirist was skin deep.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 06:52 PM (ctrM5)

139 What happened to Hunter’s hot younger cousin that was in the creepy photo that was released? I bet she looks rough now.

Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2025 06:52 PM (VofaG)

140 "At least no Biden has driven off a bridge and left the passenger to drown. Yet."

That we know of ... he might have a trail of bodies but the Big Guy covered them up, earning his 10%.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 12, 2025 06:52 PM (vbXSk)

141 Get out there fellas!!!
Posted by: BruceWayne
......

She DOES like old man balls!

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2025 06:52 PM (UjdFS)

142 "My first thought: WhereTF was the RSO?!"

Dead first. Always shoot the RSO first.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 06:52 PM (iBAge)

143 Rats, the green dildo on a 11' pole jab has already been used. :/

All I can add to this CF is: Run Forrest, run!

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 12, 2025 06:52 PM (5M/Mg)

144 ... Being born into that family's like winning the white trash creepfest lottery. ...
Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2025 06:49 PM (iJfKG)
++++
The Clintons exude class in comparison to the Bidens.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 06:53 PM (6bTRc)

145 Not that you all are old men. Nuh-uh.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2025 06:53 PM (UjdFS)

146 That you might *have* a stolen dick sounds a little problematic to me...
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 06:52 PM (krQz2)
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I guess that I finally know what happened to it.

Closure is mighty cold comfort.

Posted by: King Missile at August 12, 2025 06:53 PM (6bTRc)

147 Three way with Kamala's husband that I can't be bothered to look up his name.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Emhoff, who is another piece of work. Jill and Emhoff traded a big kiss publicly at some event that I forget. Kinky boots had probably already been stalking that target.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 06:53 PM (ctrM5)

148 hmm

the Clintons are more murdery

the bidens are more fuckery

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 06:53 PM (Pv3Rg)

149 Slight correction: 3 college coeds and one college male.

Are you assuming their gender? And so soon after Pride Month?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2025 06:54 PM (ExV1e)

150 How about a green dildo?
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Shut up, Sam I Am!

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 06:51 PM (krQz2)

You don't like green shaft and glans?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 06:54 PM (i24o9)

151 OT

A retarded comment in the prior thread got me to thinking: how many nations do you have any sort of thoughts on their intelligence service? My answers would be:
US- we suck in general because of bureaucracy and partisanship. We do color revolutions well, but that is shoveling money.

Brits- generally positive and i think that is ALL down to James Bond- and thatbis sad.

Soviets, I mean Russia- pretty much assassinations and carry over front Soviet days

Chinese- honeypots and ip theft

Israel- generally positive on all fronts.

Can anyone name others?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 06:54 PM (zZu0s)

152 The Clintons exude class in comparison to the Bidens.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

Needs moar Lume.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2025 06:54 PM (UjdFS)

153
The Clintons exude class in comparison to the Bidens.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 06:53 PM (6bTRc)

__________

What's the Hubbell sprog up to nowadays?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 06:54 PM (kkTda)

154 Dead first. Always shoot the RSO first.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 06:52 PM

*hides orange hat of dorkiness*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2025 06:55 PM (Wnv9h)

155 Are you assuming their gender? And so soon after Pride Month?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2025 06:54 PM (ExV1e)
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Yup. Totally uncalled for in a 6-month window before and after Pride Month.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 06:55 PM (krQz2)

156 I doubt there’s ever been a white trashier family than the Bidens…. A stench emanates from their general direction.

I can hear Newman saying: You emit a foul and unpleasant odor!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2025 06:55 PM (pjo+n)

157 What's the Hubbell sprog up to nowadays?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 06:54 PM (kkTda)

Last I saw was taking the "charity" money graft down to Texas.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2025 06:55 PM (MGB5H)

158 Being born into that family's like winning the white trash creepfest lottery.

Having been born into a white trash family, the best thing you can do is gain distance. It's hard, cuz they're your family, but you gotta stay far enough away that they can't pull you under.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2025 06:55 PM (ExV1e)

159 Matt Walsh had an old Plugs Biden clip of Joe giving one of his idiotic snarky smarmy speeches in congress, dripping with arrogance. Man that guy was just punchable everything. The idea that he got away with raping that poor democrat staffer - one hopes the payback is in full in hell similar to Hitler in the film Little Nicky.

Posted by: Cracker at August 12, 2025 06:55 PM (l3xNS)

160 What does she wear at her next wedding?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Crotchless panties?

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2025 06:51 PM (DgGvY)

A shower cap?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 06:56 PM (i24o9)

161 What's the Hubbell sprog up to nowadays?

Third spawn?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 06:56 PM (hV2n9)

162 how the f**k does a 154 year old Nosferatu that will literally sh*t himself crossing a room have a 44 year old daughter? Can anyone square that circle?
Posted by: Nelly

Tony Randall fathered two children after age 75. (With a young wife).
Posted by: Blue Pill Bob


The Guinness World Record in that category:

The oldest ever man to father a child was reportedly Les Colley (1898 - 1998, Australia), who had his ninth child--a son named Oswald--to his third wife at the age of 92 years 10 months. Colley met Oswald's Fijian mother in 1991 through a dating agency at the age of 90.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2025 06:56 PM (DgGvY)

163 145 Not that you all are old men. Nuh-uh.
Posted by: wth

Well-seasoned citizen here.

Posted by: Old Man Adams at August 12, 2025 06:56 PM (G5+As)

164 Is there truth to the reports on The Internet that she divorced the guy because he was getting jiggly with some rando THOTs?

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 12, 2025 06:56 PM (DODe4)

165
Emhoff, who is another piece of work. Jill and Emhoff traded a big kiss publicly at some event that I forget. Kinky boots had probably already been stalking that target.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 06:53 PM (ctrM5)

That kiss made me think oh they've totally hooked up.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 06:56 PM (hs4ik)

166 Being born into that family's like winning the white trash creepfest lottery.

Not a single one of the children seemed to turn out right.
------

I recall Joe saying that his primary concern was "the Biden Family Legacy"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2025 06:56 PM (XeU6L)

167 "Israel [intelligence] - generally positive on all fronts."

They missed the coming Oct 7 attack. Mossad, Shin Bet, IDF: they didn't see it coming. Not a little oopsie.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 06:56 PM (iBAge)

168 I doubt there is enough therapy in this world to help this woman after what she was put through by her family. Joe Biden is one sick-f$#@
Posted by: Ann at August 12, 2025 06:50 PM (4neFu)

Funny thing is, there are ways to help people who get warped the way she was, but all too often the warping causes the person to externalize all their energy on everyone else around them, to the point where there IS no way to help them, since they won't believe they need it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 12, 2025 06:56 PM (dGCAG)

169 the Clintons are more murdery

the bidens are more fuckery
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 06:53 PM (Pv3Rg)
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The Clintons are scary, creepy, straight-up gangsters. The kind of people who commit crimes for love of the game as much as for whatever gains can be racked up courtesy of those crimes. They're sleazy crooks who represent the worst of American political power and their mere existence in our ruling class is a damnation of that class and a humiliating burden on our country.

The Bidens are, objectively, less *bad* than the Clintons. But they're so much trashier and sleazier.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 06:57 PM (6bTRc)

170
Last I saw was taking the "charity" money graft down to Texas.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2025 06:55 PM (MGB5H)

_________

Is that the Feed The Poor one that delivered one (1) bologna sandwich?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 06:57 PM (kkTda)

171 Not that you all are old men. Nuh-uh.
Posted by: wth
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You left out 'grumpy'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2025 06:57 PM (XeU6L)

172 What does she wear at her next wedding?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Her mother's white Go-Go boots and nothing else.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 06:57 PM (hV2n9)

173 What's the Hubbell sprog up to nowadays?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 06:54 PM

Chelsea, or my 1L section-mate?*

*who, to be fair, was a good kid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2025 06:58 PM (Wnv9h)

174 I wonder why Biden never investigated Epstein.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2025 06:58 PM (E0p3T)

175 Burt just called and wanted to know if his name came up lately....also he suggested that mentioning Ashley Biden means that you are really secretly in love with her.

Damn Burt.

Posted by: Boswell at August 12, 2025 06:58 PM (BGfwC)

176 Somewhere in the world there's a reality TV producer thinking "if only..."

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 12, 2025 06:58 PM (ZLVsa)

177 They missed the coming Oct 7 attack. Mossad, Shin Bet, IDF: they didn't see it coming. Not a little oopsie.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 06:56 PM

Valid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

178 Is that the Feed The Poor one that delivered one (1) bologna sandwich?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 06:57 PM (kkTda)

She was using the Clinton foundation to "help the flood victims".

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2025 06:59 PM (MGB5H)

179 Matt Walsh had an old Plugs Biden clip of Joe giving one of his idiotic snarky smarmy speeches in congress, dripping with arrogance. Man that guy was just punchable everything. The idea that he got away with raping that poor democrat staffer - one hopes the payback is in full in hell similar to Hitler in the film Little Nicky.
Posted by: Cracker at August 12, 2025 06:55 PM (l3xNS)
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I watched a lot of CSPAN, and there is nobody that I had more of a distaste for than Joe Biden.

And when I think that *that* man achieved Presidency... *shakes head*

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 06:59 PM (krQz2)

180 If she was true to the Clinton Foundation ways, she dontaed her used panties and claimed a tax deduction.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 06:59 PM (hV2n9)

181
Not that you all are old men. Nuh-uh.
Posted by: wth

__________

*waves cane angrily*

You young whippersnapper!

*sits down exhausted*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 06:59 PM (kkTda)

182 the reports on The Internet that she divorced the guy because he was getting jiggly with some rando THOTs?
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade


Ashley is treating this divorce as a celebration, which suggests she despises that guy. It's very probably true.
She's had a rotten life overall and I'm sure ol' Stan can't wait to meet Joe in the afterworld.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 06:59 PM (gKWVE)

183 A shower cap?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 06:56 PM (i24o9)

Maybe that's how the hijab came about.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2025 06:59 PM (E0p3T)

184 Biden had an old , least collectible Vette in his garage surrounded by cardboard boxes . Surprised it wasn’t on blocks in the front yard next to an old refrigerator.

Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2025 06:59 PM (VofaG)

185 Funny thing is, there are ways to help people who get warped the way she was, but all too often the warping causes the person to externalize all their energy on everyone else around them, to the point where there IS no way to help them, since they won't believe they need it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 12, 2025 06:56 PM (dGCAG)


I think she purposely left the diary behind - either as a cry for help or to hurt her family with the revelations it contained.

Posted by: Ann at August 12, 2025 06:59 PM (4neFu)

186 Tony Randall fathered two children after age 75. (With a young wife).

I have an easier time believing Tony Randall actually fathered Ashley than Joe Biden.

Posted by: Nelly at August 12, 2025 07:00 PM (cHLus)

187 Yes, the Bidens are loathsome scumsucks. Ratfuck bastards, all of them. But … they stayed in power for decades, made piles of money, evaded the law despite obvious serious crimes, and the decrepit corpse of one of them was the most powerful man in the world for 4 years. By politician standards, they are some of the all-time OGs.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 12, 2025 07:00 PM (DODe4)

188 I wonder why Biden never investigated Epstein.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2025 06:58 PM (E0p3T)

You know it is odd. Biden and Epstein seem like peas in a pod. Skeezy. Kid sniffer.

I wonder why we did not make more hay about Biden being an epstein friend? Maybe he likes to keep it in the familu?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 07:00 PM (zZu0s)

189 I think she purposely left the diary behind - either as a cry for help or to hurt her family with the revelations it contained.

Posted by: Ann at August 12, 2025 06:59 PM (4neFu)

That's why he did it in the shower. Hard for anyone to hear the cry for help.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2025 07:00 PM (E0p3T)

190 They missed the coming Oct 7 attack. Mossad, Shin Bet, IDF: they didn't see it coming. Not a little oopsie.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 06:56 PM (iBAge)

What we've seen is that, whatever else these so-called intelligence services are doing, their biggest flaws seem to be in keeping the bad guys out.

You sure as shit would have to marvel at Mossad's splodey cell phone op, and the way the did surgical strikes on Iran's various generals and whatnot.

I think the Soviets are the only ones who mastered all phases, but even now Russia gets caught with their pants down these days.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 12, 2025 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

191 I think she purposely left the diary behind - either as a cry for help or to hurt her family with the revelations it contained.

Posted by: Ann at August 12, 2025 06:59 PM

But the diary was totally fake disinformation, but also the woman who was in possession of it was out in federal prison for possession of stolen property.

So which is it?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2025 07:01 PM (MGB5H)

192 The Bidens have left the Whitehouse. Now we should use UV to see where we should clean!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2025 07:02 PM (ZVgZ4)

193 Ashley is treating this divorce as a celebration, which suggests she despises that guy. It's very probably true.
She's had a rotten life overall and I'm sure ol' Stan can't wait to meet Joe in the afterworld.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 06:59 PM (gKWVE)

He doesn’t look like the kind of guy who would pull her hair ,slap her ass and call her his dirty little whore.

You’ve got to know your audience.

Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2025 07:02 PM (VofaG)

194 Update: The Democrats are returning to Texas, supposedly.



==

they realized that they can lose their seats

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 07:02 PM (g47mK)

195 I dont think Bubba looved America. He saw us as either as corrupt as him, or as suckers and mugs.

I recall whenever I said exploiting ditzy slut younger than his daughter made him a "dirty old man," many replied "he's not old!!!"

So maybe he's right.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at August 12, 2025 07:02 PM (wBaIH)

196 That's why he did it in the shower. Hard for anyone to hear the cry for help.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2025 07:00 PM (E0p3T)


It bears repeating: Joe Biden is one sick-f$#@

Posted by: Ann at August 12, 2025 07:02 PM (4neFu)

197 I think she purposely left the diary behind - either as a cry for help or to hurt her family with the revelations it contained.

Posted by: Ann at August 12, 2025 06:59 PM (4neFu)
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I think that too.

And you can see Hunter's out-of-control lifestyle as trying to hurt his father, as well. Joe made him a mule.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 07:02 PM (krQz2)

198 I like the part of the story where the husband asked Joey for his permission before proposing.

Joey would have been "Ashley who?"

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 12, 2025 07:02 PM (ZLVsa)

199
That's Presidential Medal of Freedom Awardee Joseph Robinett Biden to you, loser!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 07:02 PM (kkTda)

200 The Clintons are scary, creepy, straight-up gangsters. The kind of people who commit crimes for love of the game as much as for whatever gains can be racked up courtesy of those crimes. They're sleazy crooks who represent the worst of American political power and their mere existence in our ruling class is a damnation of that class and a humiliating burden on our country.

The Bidens are, objectively, less *bad* than the Clintons. But they're so much trashier and sleazier.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 06:57 PM (6bTRc)

Bill was, at least for a decade, a decent politician whether you agreed with him or not, he was effective on a lot of issues and didn't turn hard left after the Dems got spanked in 1994.

But the Clintons were walking corruption from day one.
They were just really good at getting away with it because the media was in their corner.
That he made it through the Lewinsky affair with just a few nicks and bruises is testament to that.

The Bidens have gotten by on Joe's big mouth, his need for constant graft and a safe Dem seat in Delaware.

That he made it to the White House is a stain on our history.
Trump is right - worst president ever.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2025 07:02 PM (6ydKt)

201 What the fuck is wrong with the idiot voters in Delaware?

Posted by: Inbred Idiots Who Vote "D" at August 12, 2025 07:03 PM (R/m4+)

202 Slag JFK all you want, he deserves it. But he did like America. He was the last Dem to be that way, if you dont count HHH.
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HHH? Hunter Hurst Helmsley?

Posted by: Crusader at August 12, 2025 07:03 PM (TN0g+)

203 A retarded comment in the prior thread got me to thinking: how many nations do you have any sort of thoughts on their intelligence service? My answers would be:
US- we suck in general because of bureaucracy and partisanship. We do color revolutions well, but that is shoveling money.

Brits- generally positive and i think that is ALL down to James Bond- and thatbis sad.

Soviets, I mean Russia- pretty much assassinations and carry over front Soviet days

Chinese- honeypots and ip theft

Israel- generally positive on all fronts.

Can anyone name others?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Surprisingly Portuguese Intel has long had a relationship with UK's security services and has a good rep. Canada's was poor and stayed that way. The Bulgarians under the Warsaw Pact did all the dirty work for the KGB while the DDR's Stazi was actually more subtle and effective in penetrating the West Germans. Gehlen was W. German intel and when he retired, you don't hear about much. The French fought bureaucratic wars among themselves for the last hundred or more years.

And the Poles, post WWI had a very good intel unit that gifted the Brits Enigma plus ways to crack it.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:03 PM (ctrM5)

204 But the diary was totally fake disinformation, but also the woman who was in possession of it was out in federal prison for possession of stolen property.

So which is it?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2025 07:01 PM (MGB5H)
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BOTH!

Posted by: DemocratThink at August 12, 2025 07:03 PM (krQz2)

205 Funny thing is, there are ways to help people who get warped the way she was, but all too often the warping causes the person to externalize all their energy on everyone else around them, to the point where there IS no way to help them, since they won't believe they need it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 12, 2025 06:56 PM (dGCAG)


I think she purposely left the diary behind - either as a cry for help or to hurt her family with the revelations it contained.

Posted by: Ann at August 12, 2025 06:59 PM (4neFu)

Yeah, that's a sign of something. Cutters will slit their arms and legs, then come stare at you while they bleed on your floor. That's a form of communication.

Not a very good one, but a form nonetheless.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 12, 2025 07:03 PM (dGCAG)

206 new shoeonhead video dropped

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 07:03 PM (gKWVE)

207 ""Joe Biden wanted to establish a political dynasty like the Kennedys.""

The skid mark dynasty.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 12, 2025 07:03 PM (snZF9)

208 How about a green dildo?
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Shut up, Sam I Am!

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 06:51 PM (krQz2)

You don't like green shaft and glans?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 06:54 PM (i24o9)
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LOL! We can shut down the internet. We're done now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 12, 2025 07:03 PM (IBQGV)

209 "President Donald Trump’s administration has reduced the nation’s illegal alien population by 1.6 million in the last six months, likely through intense interior immigration enforcement, the Center for Immigration Studies (CIS) reveals."

nothing will happen!!

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 07:04 PM (g47mK)

210 What the fuck is wrong with the idiot voters in Delaware?

Posted by: Inbred Idiots Who Vote "D" at August 12, 2025 07:03 PM (R/m4+)
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They all got oil cancer in their brains.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 07:04 PM (krQz2)

211 But thats just my point: how many intelligence services do you have an opinion at all about?

Maybe there is some truth to the thinking epstein was connected to mossad is just bias, because, gun to my head, Epstein seems more like Chinese style stuff. Maybe old soviet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 07:04 PM (zZu0s)

212
HHH? Hunter Hurst Helmsley?
Posted by: Crusader at August 12, 2025 07:03 PM (TN0g+)

________

Hubert Horatio Hornblower, according to Jimmy Carter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 07:04 PM (kkTda)

213 they realized that they can lose their seats
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 07:02 PM (g47mK)
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There's a story that Herbert Hoover was introduced to a young British man after losing the 1932 election. The Brit, unaware of how American elections worked, asked sympathetically if he lost his seat. Hoover burst into laughter and said, "No, young man, that's about the only thing I didn't lose!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2025 07:05 PM (WvZaB)

214 167 "Israel [intelligence] - generally positive on all fronts."

They missed the coming Oct 7 attack. Mossad, Shin Bet, IDF: they didn't see it coming. Not a little oopsie.

No, definitely not a small mistake. With what they did to Hezbollah with the pagers makes me wonder if they were so focused on planning out some genius level contingency sh*t, they missed something that was happening right in front of their face.

Posted by: Nelly at August 12, 2025 07:05 PM (cHLus)

215 I kinda feel bad for her. She was raised by wolves and clearly has issues. I don't expect her life is going to end well.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2025 07:05 PM (viF8m)

216
So maybe he's right.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at August 12, 2025 07:02 PM (wBaIH)

If I really think about Clinton maybe he hated America, uttering the phrase, I loathe the military isn't conducive to love.
I think I look back on the bubba years fondly after Obama and Biden.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 07:05 PM (hs4ik)

217 I like the part of the story where the husband asked Joey for his permission before proposing.

Joey would have been "Ashley who?"

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 12, 2025 07:02 PM (ZLVsa)

Joe would have been, "F her in the shower; she's warmed up and good to go."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 07:05 PM (i24o9)

218 "even now Russia gets caught with their pants down these days."

They lost one-third of their strategic bomber force to an inexpensive sneak drone attack. The attackers had to penetrate Russian territory all the way to Irkutsk to pull it off, and did it undetected.

If that happened to our B-52s, B-1s, and B-2s, (and it will if we don't watch out,) we'd go ape-shit and nuke the whole world. I'm surprised the Russian response has been so muted!

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 07:06 PM (iBAge)

219 Biden family is a train wreck.

On the opposite end of the spectrum is the Trump family, the embodiment of Christian love and faith.

Posted by: Diabeetus at August 12, 2025 07:06 PM (SawFp)

220 Update: The Democrats are returning to Texas, supposedly.
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Don't get too excited.

Texas House Democrats who left the state to prevent a vote on new congressional maps will return to Texas, feeling they have accomplished their mission of killing the first special session, raising awareness and sparking national backlash about the mid-decade redistricting, multiple sources confirmed to ABC station KTRK and ABC News on Tuesday.

This special session (30 day limit) is about to expire, so there's no reason not to go home. Abbott will call another one and they will either flee again or change the play. They're also threatening to not come back if he immediately calls the next special session, though that remains to be seen.

They *could* be playing the "moral victory" card by successfully running out the first special session, or it could just be halftime. Time will tell, I suppose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 07:06 PM (6bTRc)

221 How to put this into words.

Joey craved power and he has sacrificed everything for that. He even found others who were willing to help.

This is Greek tragedy in all its horrible human frailty and depravity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 07:06 PM (hV2n9)

222 215 I kinda feel bad for her. She was raised by wolves and clearly has issues. I don't expect her life is going to end well.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2025 07:05 PM (viF8m)
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‘Fuck you’

— Romulus and Remus

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 12, 2025 07:07 PM (DODe4)

223 I kinda feel bad for her. She was raised by wolves and clearly has issues. I don't expect her life is going to end well.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2025 07:05 PM (viF8m)
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Well, I think her mom died at an early age for her. And she had to live with her babysitter who dad was very likely banging before her mom died.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 07:07 PM (krQz2)

224
Lucky Bastard by Charles McCarry is the best biography of Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 07:07 PM (kkTda)

225 France has competent intelligence "directorate". They are very active in their former colonies, the ME, FarEast and Africa.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 07:07 PM (g47mK)

226 It's looking a lot better that Hunter's love child in Arkansas is not exposed to the Biden clan. As long as she gets money she's better away from them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2025 07:07 PM (0EwKT)

227 You don't like green shaft and glans?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


I saw Shaftundglans at Rock am Main in '92

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 12, 2025 07:07 PM (144I4)

228 If she was true to the Clinton Foundation ways, she dontaed her used panties and claimed a tax deduction.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I got a $3.50 deduction for each pair of Bill's used drawers. Pretty damned charitable, I think.

Posted by: Hillary at August 12, 2025 07:07 PM (XeU6L)

229 Can you imagine if Ivanka or Tiffany Trump had a similar diary. Holy shit !

Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2025 07:08 PM (VofaG)

230 It's looking a lot better that Hunter's love child in Arkansas is not exposed to the Biden clan. As long as she gets money she's better away from them
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2025 07:07 PM (0EwKT)
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Without money, she's better off away from them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 07:08 PM (6bTRc)

231 Speaking of intelligence services, I went down a watergate black hole on YouTube last night and discovered that Howard Hunt (bumbling former CIA agent and burglar for CREEP) was great friends for decades with William F Buckley who was godfather to 3 of his children. Small world

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2025 07:08 PM (P1Tlw)

232 Off to eat dinner! See you later!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2025 07:08 PM (ZVgZ4)

233 A train wreck so who cares?

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2025 07:09 PM (+qU29)

234 "You sure as shit would have to marvel at Mossad's splodey cell phone op"

I am impressed by it, but the current world situation would be SO MUCH better if they had been simply looking at what was going on over the fence, and prevented the attack in the first place.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 07:09 PM (iBAge)

235 If that happened to our B-52s, B-1s, and B-2s, (and it will if we don't watch out,) we'd go ape-shit and nuke the whole world. I'm surprised the Russian response has been so muted!
Posted by: Receive gp's
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They might not have even been able to fly. Russia v. Ukraine revealed the rot behind the facade there of their defense establishment. We have our own problems but Russia has a far deeper hole to climb out of.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:09 PM (ctrM5)

236
Off to eat dinner! See you later!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2025 07:08 PM (ZVgZ4)

________

Dinner? Luxury! We had to beg for our monthly bread crust.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 07:10 PM (kkTda)

237 France has competent intelligence "directorate". They are very active in their former colonies, the ME, FarEast and Africa.
Posted by: runner
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Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

[a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]

Croupier: Your winnings, sir.

Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.

[aloud]

Captain Renault: Everybody out at once!

Posted by: Hillary at August 12, 2025 07:10 PM (XeU6L)

238 I'm surprised the Russian response has been so muted!

==


Maybe the response was proportionate to the damage caused.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 07:10 PM (g47mK)

239 Texas Dems come back, take their seats. Then the doors are locked as Gov. Abbot says, "All of you are now trapped in here with me. Special Session time."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 07:10 PM (hV2n9)

240 231 Speaking of intelligence services, I went down a watergate black hole on YouTube last night and discovered that Howard Hunt (bumbling former CIA agent and burglar for CREEP) was great friends for decades with William F Buckley who was godfather to 3 of his children. Small world
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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If you read the JFK files, Howard Hunt's name keep popping up even after Watergate and being supposedly retired. I personally think he was the real driver of Watergate breakins and their incompetence that was on purpose.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:11 PM (ctrM5)

241 >>Speaking of intelligence services, I went down a watergate black hole on YouTube last night and discovered that Howard Hunt (bumbling former CIA agent and burglar for CREEP) was great friends for decades with William F Buckley who was godfather to 3 of his children. Small world

That's the problem with DC. We sometimes like to think they all wear white hats and black hats and it's simple to not just know who the bad guys are but easy to build cases against them. It's as incestuous as the Biden family and there are very few pure good guys.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2025 07:11 PM (viF8m)

242 Texas Dems come back, take their seats. Then the doors are locked as Gov. Abbot says, "All of you are now trapped in here with me. Special Session time."
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 07:10 PM (hV2n9)
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‘Now youze can’t leave’

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 12, 2025 07:11 PM (DODe4)

243
"All of you are now trapped in here with me. Special Session time."
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 07:10 PM (hV2n9)

_________

"Now youse can't get out."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 07:11 PM (kkTda)

244 And the Poles, post WWI had a very good intel unit that gifted the Brits Enigma plus ways to crack it.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:03 PM (ctrM5)

Thanks for the insight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 07:11 PM (zZu0s)

245 Dear Diary II
I am divorcing Howard because he mocked my father. Shuffled while he walked and, of all things, farted loudly! And sniffed a random girl's hair!

All of this in one single day proved too much! I had PTSD in the shower! No amount of parmesan cocaine is helping, Hunter!

Dr. Jill (Mom insists I call her this) said I should divorce Howard. On other reasons as he wanted to do a rhinoplasty on me and yank Dr. Jill's jowels back a bit. She's already po'd, and this has heaped coals on his head.

My father, when I tried to talk to him, said he wanted chocolate ice cream next. Then kept saying choco choco coco corn pop and laughing so much he fell out of the beach chair. He's no help. He also smells really bad now that his main SS group fled (they seemed super happy). Dr. Jill said she is NOT staff! when the subject of his Depends is mentioned.

I should try ice cream, but not chocolate as that now grosses me out along with everything. I could do a lot of things. Design bikinis, but I read a woman who did this was found dead on a boat in Long Island. I have no idea what to do with my life now. Of course, if I am being honest, I wasn't doing a lot with my life with Howard.



Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2025 07:12 PM (6PCLE)

246 Texas Dems come back, take their seats. Then the doors are locked as Gov. Abbot says, "All of you are now trapped in here with me. Special Session time."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 07:10 PM (hV2n9)

He should say All your seats are belong to us.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 12, 2025 07:12 PM (snZF9)

247 This was a total cave for the Dems, who look like complete idiots. As soon as the money was cut, they scrambled back home. Worse, they had appearances on Fox and NBC over the weekend and got trashed over the facts on both shows.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 12, 2025 07:12 PM (D1vbu)

248 Cadaver Joe's legacy will always be the moment he pooped his pants at the Vatican in the presence of the Pope.

Or so I'd like to believe.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 12, 2025 07:12 PM (/vPt3)

249 I feel sorry for her, introduced into the coven at such a young age by her father.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2025 07:13 PM (wHp1L)

250 I am impressed by it, but the current world situation would be SO MUCH better if they had been simply looking at what was going on over the fence, and prevented the attack in the first place.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 07:09 PM (iBAge)

Hamas did a good job of preventing signal intelligence from picking up on the plans. They only spoke about and planned the raid in person.

They also waited until the last possible moment to inform the foot soldiers to keep the secret.

It was a total surprise, much like 9/11 here and 7/7 in the UK.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2025 07:13 PM (6ydKt)

251
He should say All your seats are belong to us.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 12, 2025 07:12 PM (snZF9)

________

"If you all had one neck, I'd hack it through."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 07:13 PM (kkTda)

252 248 Cadaver Joe's legacy will always be the moment he pooped his pants at the Vatican in the presence of the Pope.

Or so I'd like to believe.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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It should somehow be memorialized that it cannot be whisked away.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2025 07:14 PM (wHp1L)

253 Jill is Ashley's Mom. Ashley was born almost a decade after Neilia died.

Posted by: Joe From Scranton at August 12, 2025 07:14 PM (G5+As)

254 Bryan Kohberger whines about being kept up at night by ‘relentless’ inmate taunts at maximum security lockup: report

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We're going to need a smaller violin!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 07:15 PM (L/fGl)

255 Yeah, I get the whole feel sorry for her inclination. It's not for me.

F her. People have suffered worse and have gone and done better.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 07:15 PM (i24o9)

256 246 Texas Dems come back, take their seats. Then the doors are locked as Gov. Abbot says, "All of you are now trapped in here with me. Special Session time." Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 07:10 PM (hV2n9)

"I'm NOT locked in here with YOU. You are locked in here with ME!" Then he puts on his Rorschach mask, attaches machine guns to his wheel chair, and goes wild.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 12, 2025 07:15 PM (D1vbu)

257 Maybe there is some truth to the thinking epstein was connected to mossad is just bias, because, gun to my head, Epstein seems more like Chinese style stuff. Maybe old soviet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 07:04 PM (zZu0s)

What I heard recently is that Epstein seems to go back to the 80s, that he was mixed up somehow with Iran/Contra... I think.

My head spins sometimes when I hear the various threads being connected. There are too many smoking guns for it not to be genuine conspiracy stuff.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 12, 2025 07:15 PM (dGCAG)

258 DAMMIT!!!!!

Why do I love Ashley Biden's tits so much?????


WHY!??!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 12, 2025 07:15 PM (i49OE)

259 248 Cadaver Joe's legacy will always be the moment he pooped his pants at the Vatican in the presence of the Pope.

Or so I'd like to believe.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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It should somehow be memorialized that it cannot be whisked away.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2025 07:14 PM (wHp1L)

It's the ninth holiest site in Islam.

Posted by: Imam de Monet at August 12, 2025 07:15 PM (wVcYX)

260 Plastic surgeons and, believe it or not, dentists have a reputation for being massive degenerates.

Posted by: Sex drugs and rock n' roll at August 12, 2025 07:16 PM (TbWk/)

261 If you read the JFK files, Howard Hunt's name keep popping up even after Watergate and being supposedly retired. I personally think he was the real driver of Watergate breakins and their incompetence that was on purpose.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:11 PM (ctrM5)

Another surprise: I’d always read that Hunt was “blackmailing” Nixon. It’s more complicated… he had an understanding that they’d cover his attorney fees and support his kids (his wife had recently died) if he had to go to prison. He tried to remind them of the understanding and the weasel John Dean decided to describe it as blackmail either maliciously or because he was an idiot

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2025 07:16 PM (Jg/FE)

262 "If you all had one neck, I'd hack it through."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 07:13 PM (kkTda)


"If Rome only had one neck . . . " ~ Gaius Germanicus, a/k/a Caligula

Posted by: RickZ at August 12, 2025 07:16 PM (gKDq2)

263 He should say All your seats are belong to us.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

As well as your asses!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 07:16 PM (L/fGl)

264 The Texas Standoff has brought the issue of Gerrymandering to the fore. Yankee democrat blue belly scum owe all their power to Gerrymandering. Hopefully people will start to ask "Why?"...

Posted by: James Ewell Brown "Jeb" Stuart at August 12, 2025 07:16 PM (R/m4+)

265 DAMMIT!!!!!

Why do I love Ashley Biden's tits so much?????


WHY!??!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 12, 2025 07:15 PM (i49OE)

Brain damage? Syphilis? Seriously, you should seek help.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 07:17 PM (i24o9)

266 Maybe there is some truth to the thinking epstein was connected to mossad is just bias, because, gun to my head, Epstein seems more like Chinese style stuff. Maybe old soviet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Assets often pass off information to whoever is interested in it. Sometimes they don't even take pay for it as they prefer favors instead.

Wexner provided Epstein's wealth so whatever he did, it was probably not for money as a formal agent but rather a criminal scumbag that came up with useful intel on occasion to whoever wanted it in the West. He had a counterpart running a Euro Modeling agency that also ended up hanging himself in French prison (Brunel? mebbe) who was a friend too.

Remember, CIA used the Mafia against Castro and before used Lucky Luciano as a contact to the Italian Mafia for when the Allies invaded Sicily and then Italy proper.

Pretty common to use criminals by intel types as assets because they have reasons to keep their mouths shut and hear a lot of intel on the down low.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:17 PM (ctrM5)

267 179
'And when I think that *that* man achieved Presidency... *shakes head*'

He 'achieved' it the only way possible: Someone else stole it and handed it to him.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 12, 2025 07:17 PM (3wi/L)

268 I assume the Left are currently balls deep celebrating the fact the CDC shooter was a former Marine white guy who carried out the attack because of his opposition to the COVID vax.

Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2025 07:17 PM (VofaG)

269 Speaking of intelligence services, I went down a watergate black hole on YouTube last night and discovered that Howard Hunt (bumbling former CIA agent and burglar for CREEP) was great friends for decades with William F Buckley who was godfather to 3 of his children. Small world
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2025 07:08 PM (P1Tlw)

Well, Buckley was CIA too, so.....

Posted by: BurtTC at August 12, 2025 07:17 PM (dGCAG)

270 23 I can fix her
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2025 06:38

With a 4 x 2.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at August 12, 2025 07:17 PM (bgJ0E)

271 I'm going to PT your asses till you die!

Posted by: Gov Abbott to Fleabag Dems at August 12, 2025 07:17 PM (wVcYX)

272 Re- Texas Dems

I can't even post what I'm thinking right now.

I thought we’d found a group of Dems who’d not only found their own backbones but reinforced them. How do they ever expect voters to view them positively now? Just another stunt, now completely meaningless.

These Texas Dems have sacrificed their day jobs, separation from their families and can’t get support because of the deviousness of their governor. They took a stand and now it’s up to the voters to decide if they want equal representation or not

They can take solace in the fact that they have plenty of company in history. Countless people have stood by and yielded power or did little to stop the advance of conquering tyrants. Why should these elected officials be any different?

That is a horrible thing to say about Democrats, especially on a site supporting Democrats.

Unfortunately, the busiest gun store in the US is the one selling guns to the Democratic circular firing squad.

It's not tough to hole up somewhere new for a few weeks. They'd likely have to be gone for six or seven months to kill redistricting. A small price to pay for saving democracy.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2025 07:17 PM (ycI94)

273 I wonder what the Vatican restrooms are like. I bet pretty nice.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 07:18 PM (iBAge)

274 He 'achieved' it the only way possible: Someone else stole it and handed it to him.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 12, 2025 07:17 PM

Pfft. At least I stole awards myself.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2025 07:18 PM (MGB5H)

275 Plastic surgeons and, believe it or not, dentists have a reputation for being massive degenerates.

Posted by: Sex drugs and rock n' roll at August 12, 2025 07:16 PM (TbWk/)
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Anti-dentite!

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 07:18 PM (krQz2)

276
As long as Islam exists there will be hell to pay.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2025 07:18 PM (wHp1L)

277 Why do I love Ashley Biden's tits so much?????
WHY!??!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 12, 2025 07:15 PM (i49OE)

*pages back up in case he missed something*

(Confused) I don't know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 07:18 PM (zZu0s)

278 I wonder what the Vatican restrooms are like. I bet pretty nice.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 07:18 PM (iBAge)
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Joe didn't need them.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 07:18 PM (krQz2)

279 Biden's Instagram Story on the same day featured a photo of her walking through a park and flashing a thumbs-up, and was set to the song "Freedom" by Beyoncé
_________________________________

Hey, anyone remember when the proper approach to dealing with negative occurrences in one's life was to be discrete, circumspect, and not display your failures to millions of strangers for no reason other than the pursuit of popularity?

I'm mystified by this behavior throughout social media.

"Check it out. I video taped myself tripping on the steps on the way to visit my parole officer."

"Here's a video of my 3 year old hitting her head on the underside of the table. Watch her cry."

"This is me eating hot chili peppers. I had to go to the emergency room. That will be in part 2."

Stop the world, I want to get off.

Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2025 07:18 PM (dIske)

280 I have undeniable proof that Ashley Biden was born a man. He had a twin sister who died. Jill Biden concealed this fact and raised Ashley as a girl.

Posted by: Candace Owens at August 12, 2025 07:18 PM (g47mK)

281 "If Rome only had one neck . . . " ~ Gaius Germanicus, a/k/a Caligula
Posted by: RickZ at August 12, 2025 07:16 PM (gKDq2)

If David Hogg only had one cock..... he'd be normal!"


ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HOGG HAS ZERO COCKS!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBURGER at August 12, 2025 07:19 PM (i49OE)

282 254 Bryan Kohberger whines about being kept up at night by ‘relentless’ inmate taunts at maximum security lockup: report

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We're going to need a smaller violin!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 07:15 PM (L/fGl)

What are the addresses of the other inmates? I want to encourage them! I hate this guy. Because he brought back memories of my own from a serial killer in college. A lockdown one night for the city.

I hope he rots in his own memories. Not of the murders, which he thrived on as girls and one boy slept, the coward. But on the fact that he won't live on as a famous killer. He failed. He is ugly and creepy and a virgin and his mommy is the only person who likes him.

There! I guess I've said enough!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2025 07:19 PM (6PCLE)

283 Plastic surgeons and, believe it or not, dentists have a reputation for being massive degenerates.

Posted by: Sex drugs and rock n' roll at August 12, 2025 07:16 PM (TbWk/)
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Anti-dentite!
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 07:18 PM (krQz2)

Tim Whatley did violate Seinfeld when he was under the laughing gas. Jerry was rinsing and spitting like there’s no tomorrow!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2025 07:20 PM (Jg/FE)

284 Another surprise: I’d always read that Hunt was “blackmailing” Nixon. It’s more complicated… he had an understanding that they’d cover his attorney fees and support his kids (his wife had recently died) if he had to go to prison. He tried to remind them of the understanding and the weasel John Dean decided to describe it as blackmail either maliciously or because he was an idiot
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Eh, Howard Hunt shows up with his lawyer post Watergate to discuss with the CIA about his book. Apparently Howie was still on the books getting paid even in 1972 by the CIA which was documented in another memo.

Cold War gave a certain type of amoral person in intel agencies a lot of free rein to do shit as long as it could be construed as part of the Great Game against the USSR. 9/11 and GWOT did the same more recently after the Soviet threat faded. Now we are back to China and Russia as adversaries.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:20 PM (ctrM5)

285 Why do I love Ashley Biden's tits so much?????
WHY!??!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 12, 2025 07:15 PM (i49OE)

You're Joe Biden?

Posted by: Seems reasonable at August 12, 2025 07:20 PM (TbWk/)

286 252 248 Cadaver Joe's legacy will always be the moment he pooped his pants at the Vatican in the presence of the Pope.
Or so I'd like to believe. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

I like the time when he cut a massive fart in front of the Queen of England at a climate conference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hnWmTbOhVE

But really there are so many great moments to choose from.

that time Biden calls Zelensky 'President Putin'? Calls Kamala Harris 'VP Trump'. Forgets his own Defense Secretary's name and calls him 'black man'

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 12, 2025 07:20 PM (D1vbu)

287 I am impressed by it, but the current world situation would be SO MUCH better if they had been simply looking at what was going on over the fence, and prevented the attack in the first place.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 07:09 PM (iBAge)

This is where people start getting conspiratorial around WHY they didn't prevent it.

Same rumblings as you hear about 9/11, that our intelligence boys knew it was coming, and decided to let it happen to justify what they wanted to do next.

Hell, they say the same thing about Pearl Harbor.

Before I get another thread about myself though, I'm not saying I subscribe to ANY of those conspiracies, just acknowledging they exist.

I know the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor all by themselves.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 12, 2025 07:20 PM (dGCAG)

288 285 Why do I love Ashley Biden's tits so much?????
WHY!??!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 12, 2025 07:15 PM (i49OE)

You're Joe Biden?

Posted by: Seems reasonable at August 12, 2025 07:20 PM (TbWk/)

Doubtful...Ashley's too old for Sniffy Joe, has been that way for more than 40 years.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 07:21 PM (ynpvh)

289 He is ugly and creepy and a virgin and his mommy is the only person who likes him.

There! I guess I've said enough!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2025 07:19 PM (6PCLE)

As long as he stays in AdSeg.

Posted by: RickZ at August 12, 2025 07:21 PM (gKDq2)

290 Um, more than 30 years.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 07:21 PM (ynpvh)

291 Texas democrats have thrown in the towel and will return to Texas for the vote on redistricting after the Senate passed the map that abbot called for.


The little pussies called it quits after the illegal money got cut off from beto.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 12, 2025 07:21 PM (0N4FZ)

292 He is ugly and creepy and a virgin and his mommy is the only person who likes him.

There! I guess I've said enough!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 12, 2025 07:19 PM (6PCLE)

As long as he stays in AdSeg.
Posted by: RickZ at August 12, 2025 07:21 PM

Oh don't think they can't arrange for visits in AdSeg.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2025 07:22 PM (MGB5H)

293 Someone commented earlier today that the Bearclaw Twins haven't been heard from in a while. I give you this:

https://x.com/joma_gc/status/1955049723653509293

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2025 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

294 Plastic surgeons and, believe it or not, dentists have a reputation for being massive degenerates.
Posted by: Sex drugs and rock n' roll
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Had a dentist here who's license was yanked because he was groping women who were sedated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2025 07:22 PM (XeU6L)

295 283 Plastic surgeons and, believe it or not, dentists have a reputation for being massive degenerates. Posted by: Sex drugs and rock n' roll at August 12, 2025 07:16 PM (TbWk/)

Every dentist I know is a wild game hunter, and has lost a small fortune investing in questionable get rich schemes. And yeah, stip clubs.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 12, 2025 07:23 PM (D1vbu)

296 Had a dentist here who's license was yanked because he was groping women who were sedated.

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There is Seinfeld episode !

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 07:23 PM (g47mK)

297 "All of you are now trapped in here with me. Special Session time."
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 07:10 PM


Miss Anna, we can't *tell* you how much we've longed for this moment!

Posted by: Bronie Bros at August 12, 2025 07:23 PM (0sNs1)

298 I thought Hilary was America's sweetheart.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 12, 2025 07:23 PM (p4nXC)

299 Keep reading Democrats/ Socialists around the country are going to do this or that or something if Texas goes through with their plan

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2025 07:24 PM (+qU29)

300 Israel isn't this hard-eyed, steely nosed society many here wish it were. Not by a long shot.
Posted by: Free Thinker at August 12, 2025 07:21 PM (lS6wk)

Yes. I remember some documentary about some old fag in Israel chasing down his young 20 something loverboys and how the young hustlers use the old queers for money and gifts while trying to avoid taking a shot in the ass. Lots of freaks in Israel.

Posted by: Freak A Leek at August 12, 2025 07:24 PM (R/m4+)

301 They missed the coming Oct 7 attack. Mossad, Shin Bet, IDF: they didn't see it coming. Not a little oopsie.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 06:56 PM (iBAge)


I recall seeing it suggested shortly afterward that elements knew and said nothing in a bid to harm Netanyahu. I mentioned it in the comments and was trashed by a couple people over it.

Not sure why people believe that an Israeli intelligence agency loves their country any more than any other intelligence agency seems to.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2025 07:24 PM (ExV1e)

302 295 Plastic surgeons and, believe it or not, dentists have a reputation for being massive degenerates.
Posted by: Sex drugs and rock n' roll
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Had a dentist here who's license was yanked because he was groping women who were sedated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2025 07:22 PM (XeU6L)

Judges and lawyers too...
::: makes squeaking noises underneath the bench :::

Posted by: Masturbatin' Judge at August 12, 2025 07:24 PM (ynpvh)

303 I thought Hilary was America's sweetheart.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 12, 2025 07:23 PM (p4nXC)


Bribery will keep you alive.

Posted by: RickZ at August 12, 2025 07:25 PM (gKDq2)

304 Israel isn't this hard-eyed, steely nosed society many here wish it were. Not by a long shot.
Posted by: Free Thinker at August 12, 2025 07:21 PM (lS6wk)

It does seem like sometimes Israelis do not realize the reality of the situation. It's not a homogenous society. You just think they would be aware of the realities since it is right there every day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 07:25 PM (zZu0s)

305 John Dean is as slimey as anyone who has ever been in DC.

Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2025 07:25 PM (VofaG)

306 I thought we’d found a group of Dems who’d not only found their own backbones but reinforced them. How do they ever expect voters to view them positively now? Just another stunt, now completely meaningless. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2025 07:17 PM (ycI94)
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Voters? Who cares about them?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 07:25 PM (6bTRc)

307 It's not tough to hole up somewhere new for a few weeks.
Posted by: Intercepted DU
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Yeah, stunning and brave. I am reminded of Clinton being admired for being 'brave' enough to evade the draft.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2025 07:25 PM (XeU6L)

308
A small price to pay for saving democracy.

LOL
These people are so self-deluded.

Posted by: Soothsayer doesn't hate jews, for the record at August 12, 2025 07:25 PM (vaIcE)

309 Just another stunt, now completely meaningless. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2025 07:17 PM

First week following politics?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2025 07:26 PM (MGB5H)

310 >> I thought Hilary was America's sweetheart.

No, it's Kerosene Maxine Waters.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2025 07:26 PM (w6EFb)

311 It's not tough to hole up somewhere new for a few weeks.
Posted by: Intercepted DU
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Yeah, stunning and brave. I am reminded of Clinton being admired for being 'brave' enough to evade the draft.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2025 07:25 PM (XeU6L)

They're all for other people making sacrifices to save "our democracy."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 07:26 PM (i24o9)

312 ... It's not tough to hole up somewhere new for a few weeks. They'd likely have to be gone for six or seven months to kill redistricting. A small price to pay for saving democracy.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2025 07:17 PM (ycI94)
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True.

But there is nobody to pay, since the Texas courts decided it was probably bribery. Politicians and those who buy them love bribery, but they don't like being caught doing it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 07:27 PM (6bTRc)

313 When do we get to see dem politicians gluing themselves to things like those just stop oil freaks in Europe.
The best we get is gay Spartacus and his theater kid filibuster.

Posted by: Cmonman at August 12, 2025 07:27 PM (Jkpoo)

314 300 Keep reading Democrats/ Socialists around the country are going to do this or that or something if Texas goes through with their plan
Posted by: Skip

The quick capitulation is honestly the Dems' best bet. That means Texas can pass redistricting soon, giving the Dems more time to try and whip up support for counter gerrymandering. Everyone agreed the Texas Dems couldn't hold out long enough, so accelerating the process is their next best play.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 12, 2025 07:28 PM (ycI94)

315
btw, last week that shithead bitch Democrat "influence" who calls herself "Jojo" said questioning the jobs numbers is a threat to democracy.

These people have become bots.

Posted by: Soothsayer doesn't hate jews, for the record at August 12, 2025 07:28 PM (vaIcE)

316 Had a dentist here who's license was yanked because he was groping women who were sedated.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
......

My dermatologist's assistant is a curvy little thing named Ivy, who always presses her soft goodness upon me.
I'm not going to press charges.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2025 07:28 PM (UjdFS)

317 Not sure why people believe that an Israeli intelligence agency loves their country any more than any other intelligence agency seems to.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2025 07:24 PM (ExV1e)

That's a rough one. If you're not a psychopath, that would be a hard one to live with, you'd think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 07:29 PM (zZu0s)

318 Bribery doth never prosper
What's the reasonibery?
When bribery prospers
None dare call it bribery

Posted by: It rhymes. Sorta. at August 12, 2025 07:29 PM (TbWk/)

319 306 John Dean is as slimey as anyone who has ever been in DC.

Posted by: polynikes
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And yet, just like other loathsome political relics (Carl Bernstein for example), he gets wheeled out to target whoever Republican is in the Oval Office as being the hereditary Mustache Man and RMN combined.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:29 PM (ctrM5)

320 And yet, just like other loathsome political relics (Carl Bernstein for example), he gets wheeled out to target whoever Republican is in the Oval Office as being the hereditary Mustache Man and RMN combined.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:29 PM (ctrM5)
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John Bolton?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 07:30 PM (6bTRc)

321 41 Why do people feel compelled these days to post every single boring aspect of their lives on instagram? Narcissism reigns
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2025 06:40 PM (fEKAy)

I know exactly what you mean. People really shouldn't be such attention wh*res. Did I post a million selfies after defeating the yeti in hand to hand combat at the peak of Everest that one time? No, of course not. And do you know why?

Because there was no cell reception at the top of Everest. I really need to sign up for Elon's Starlink.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 12, 2025 07:31 PM (FVLcK)

322 He hadn't attended a State Dinner or any official functions with her for AGES and she was always being photographed with a girlfriend or her also the grift adult nieces. 🤷

Frankly, always thought the witch was a mean-ass Lesbian and the Bidens simply latched into Howard and his medical family to break out of their classless distinction and to do Biden's actual Moonshot moments.

Posted by: L - No nic, cell phone at August 12, 2025 07:31 PM (LL19j)

323 239 Texas Dems come back, take their seats. Then the doors are locked as Gov. Abbot says, "All of you are now trapped in here with me. Special Session time."

Abbot needs to snarl that line at them like Rorschach did in the Watchman movie when he was tossed in prison.

Posted by: Nelly at August 12, 2025 07:31 PM (cHLus)

324 Had a dentist here who's license was yanked because he was groping women who were sedated.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2025 07:22 PM (XeU6L)


My dentist is a chick and she's never groped me. Is that a requirement?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2025 07:31 PM (ExV1e)

325
My dermatologist's assistant is a curvy little thing named Ivy, who always presses her soft goodness upon me.
I'm not going to press charges.
Posted by: wth
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How far away from NC are you located? I have a suspicious mole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2025 07:32 PM (XeU6L)

326 The only times I have been knocked out were my wisdom teeth and the colonoscopy+endoscopy.

For the latter, well yeah, I got violated even if no dicks were involved.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 07:33 PM (zZu0s)

327 268
' celebrating the fact the CDC shooter was a former Marine white guy'

Yes. We added him to list of reasons why we should be able to revoke your civil rights, since you mention it.

Posted by: the Left at August 12, 2025 07:33 PM (3wi/L)

328 My dentist is a chick and she's never groped me

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something is wrong with you , obviously

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 07:33 PM (g47mK)

329 My dentist is a chick and she's never groped me. Is that a requirement?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2025 07:31 PM (ExV1e)

Tell her you'd be ok with it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 07:34 PM (zZu0s)

330 That's a rough one. If you're not a psychopath, that would be a hard one to live with, you'd think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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At the operations end, only people with flexible morality can deal with the day to day strain of doing what is essentially criminal activities on behalf of the government. So sociopathy and compartmentalization is necessary for spies and counter spies to be able to act that way. So you get Allan Dulles justifying Operation Paperclip by bringing in Not Sees that at the very least were complicit in Mustache Man's activities. Hire the Mafia to kill Castro with its assassins. Help get get foreign leaders assassinated by their own indigenous types because they were ineffective in fighting the Commies (see Vietnam), and so on.

All supposedly for the greater good.

Not true for the analyst types.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:34 PM (ctrM5)

331 TheFrenchie@ML3democrats
Love him or hate him, you've got to admit he's the fiercest fighter right now.
He terrifies Trump.
Drop a to SUPPORT governor Newsom

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Oh yeah. Trump stays up nights worrying what Gavin is going to do.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 07:34 PM (L/fGl)

332 >> Design bikinis, but I read a woman who did this was found dead on a boat in Long Island

I had to look that up. It sounded like something the Daily Mail would be all over, and it was.

Martha Nolan-O'Slatarra, 33, was found dead on a boat belonging to insurance mogul Christopher Durnan, 60. Around midnight, Duran ran down the dock, naked, screaming that Martha was passed out.

When help arrived, Martha was dead, Jim. OD'd, she did. Cocaine and other drugs. The next morning, there was a "dusting" of cocaine all over some seats on the boat.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2025 07:34 PM (w6EFb)

333 John Bolton?
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Heh, no the original Mustache Man with his brownshirts.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:35 PM (ctrM5)

334 Sigh.

Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2025 07:36 PM (wmiYU)

335 When help arrived, Martha was dead, Jim. OD'd, she did. Cocaine and other drugs. The next morning, there was a "dusting" of cocaine all over some seats on the boat.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2025 07:34 PM (w6EFb)


https://youtu.be/ESwwrRQWPSg?t=1

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 12, 2025 07:36 PM (ExV1e)

336 TheFrenchie@ML3democrats

Mom is that you?

Posted by: Gavin at August 12, 2025 07:36 PM (VofaG)

337
Incidentallally...

notice how none of these Inflation Gaslighters ever mention biden's bullshit "inflation reduction act?"

Remember how it "fixed" Inflation? The inflation that didn't exist. Yeah, while they passed this bullshit scam bill to "solve" inflation, they were telling us there was no inflation.

Today they pretend the Inflation Reduction Act never existed because they'd have to admit it was a total failure and a total sham.

Posted by: Soothsayer doesn't hate jews, for the record at August 12, 2025 07:36 PM (vaIcE)

338 John Dean is as slimey as anyone who has ever been in DC.

Posted by: polynikes
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And yet, just like other loathsome political relics (Carl Bernstein for example), he gets wheeled out to target whoever Republican is in the Oval Office as being the hereditary Mustache Man and RMN combined.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:29 PM (ctrM5)
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Who?

Posted by: Everyone under 50 at August 12, 2025 07:37 PM (ZOv7s)

339 336 Cocaine is a Hell of a drug !!!

Posted by: Rick James at August 12, 2025 07:35 PM (lS6wk)

Roar!

Posted by: Cocaine Bear at August 12, 2025 07:37 PM (ynpvh)

340 Oh yeah. Trump stays up nights worrying what Gavin is going to do.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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It was probably Gavin himself posting that.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:37 PM (ctrM5)

341 When the Texas Democrats come back to pick up their checks, they'll be more police and National Guard around than at the end of the Blues Brothers movie, in the Assessor's office.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 12, 2025 07:38 PM (S/Y4j)

342 Who?
Posted by: Everyone under 50
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Let me summarize, Oceania has always been at war with EastAsia.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:38 PM (ctrM5)

343 Oh yeah. Trump stays up nights worrying what Gavin is going to do.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 07:34 PM (L/fGl)
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He loses sleep by laughing at Gavin and waking himself up.

Anyone else ever do that? Have such a funny dream that you laugh and wake yourself up?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 07:39 PM (ZOv7s)

344 344 Oh yeah. Trump stays up nights worrying what Gavin is going to do.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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It was probably Gavin himself posting that.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:37 PM (ctrM5)

Trump keeps deporting his voters...at least he's got a lock on the buried ones.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 07:39 PM (ynpvh)

345 My dermatologist's assistant is a curvy little thing named Ivy, who always presses her soft goodness upon me.
I'm not going to press charges.
Posted by: wth


I cancelled a dermatology appointment when the assistant with the paperwork insisted that I had to verify on paper that they could intubate me.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2025 07:39 PM (rbvCR)

346 Heh…. Bolton’s ridiculous stache does bear at least a glancing resemblance to that of you know who

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2025 07:39 PM (GyAa7)

347 Oh yeah. Trump stays up nights worrying what Gavin is going to do.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 07:34 PM (L/fGl)
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Probably a bit. Trump or his team. At the moment, Newsom is positioning himself as the DNC front-runner for '28. He's incredibly beatable and it wouldn't surprise me if Trump's people are already burning a bit of midnight oil wargaming it when there's nothing more pressing.

That isn't "worry" so much as it's "contingency planning," I suppose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 07:39 PM (6bTRc)

348 Let me summarize, Oceania has always been at war with EastAsia.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:38 PM (ctrM5)
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What an EastAsia?

Posted by: Everyone under 50 at August 12, 2025 07:39 PM (ZOv7s)

349 347 Oh yeah. Trump stays up nights worrying what Gavin is going to do.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 07:34 PM (L/fGl)
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He loses sleep by laughing at Gavin and waking himself up.

Anyone else ever do that? Have such a funny dream that you laugh and wake yourself up?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 07:39 PM (ZOv7s)

I fell asleep and a volleyball was coming at me, so I jumped up to hit it and woke up when my head hit the wall...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 07:39 PM (ynpvh)

350 I had hopes of the Mets hanging on and making a run to respectability. But, alas, it will be the Reds.

Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2025 07:40 PM (wmiYU)

351 >>>My dentist is a chick and she's never groped me. Is that a requirement?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

>I thought one of the qualifications for dental hygienists was that she have a tight, shapely rack that compels you to "open wider."

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 12, 2025 07:40 PM (/vPt3)

352 Trump keeps deporting his voters...at least he's got a lock on the buried ones.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 07:39 PM (ynpvh)
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He has a lock on the deported ones, too. California's elections are more or less a work of whole-cloth fiction anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 07:40 PM (6bTRc)

353 353 Let me summarize, Oceania has always been at war with EastAsia.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:38 PM (ctrM5)
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What an EastAsia?

Posted by: Everyone under 50 at August 12, 2025 07:39 PM (ZOv7s)

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 07:40 PM (ynpvh)

354 I assume the Left are currently balls deep celebrating the fact the CDC shooter was a former Marine white guy who carried out the attack because of his opposition to the COVID vax.
Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2025 07:17 PM (VofaG)


I will take "Reasons to hide under the bed or in the closet forever", for $1000. Alex.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2025 07:40 PM (rbvCR)

355 Regarding what a POS that Carl Bernstein is personally, Nora Ephron and her Heartburn movie screenplay and novel is about him (Carl was her former husband).

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:40 PM (ctrM5)

356 >>>The next morning, there was a "dusting" of cocaine all over some seats on the boat.

Was it a row boat? No.
Was it a dinghy? No
Was it a yacht? Yes

Was it a big yacht? Big enough.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2025 07:41 PM (wHp1L)

357 Probably a bit. Trump or his team. At the moment, Newsom is positioning himself as the DNC front-runner for '28. He's incredibly beatable and it wouldn't surprise me if Trump's people are already burning a bit of midnight oil wargaming it when there's nothing more pressing.

That isn't "worry" so much as it's "contingency planning," I suppose.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 07:39 PM (6bTRc)
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When the possibility of a loser slimeball who is also stupid may be your opponent, support him.

Posted by: Sun Tzu at August 12, 2025 07:41 PM (ZOv7s)

358 How far away from NC are you located? I have a suspicious mole.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Have you tried whacking it?

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 07:41 PM (gKWVE)

359 What an EastAsia?

Posted by: Everyone under 50

They love you long time---- Bang Bang.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:41 PM (ctrM5)

360 The only good thing about the Kennedy's was Sweet Caroline.

Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2025 07:41 PM (wmiYU)

361 Look up coward rat fink in the encyclopedia and you’ll find a picture of John Dean

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2025 07:41 PM (GyAa7)

362 357 Trump keeps deporting his voters...at least he's got a lock on the buried ones.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 07:39 PM (ynpvh)
++++
He has a lock on the deported ones, too. California's elections are more or less a work of whole-cloth fiction anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 12, 2025 07:40 PM (6bTRc)

I'm still waiting for the voter registration percentage in Sandy Eggo to drop below 105 or 110%...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 07:41 PM (ynpvh)

363 293
'Oh don't think they can't arrange for visits in AdSeg.'

I've often wondered whether you could crowd source capital punishment for slimy murderers who dodge it in sentencing.
You could just offer help with the 'legal fees' (wink) of the other proven murderers.

Posted by: the Left at August 12, 2025 07:42 PM (3wi/L)

364 363 How far away from NC are you located? I have a suspicious mole.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Have you tried whacking it?

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 07:41 PM (gKWVE)

hot iron

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 07:42 PM (ynpvh)

365
That insurance "mogul" has some real leadership skills there, a cool head in a crisis. Poor chick passes out, and what does he do? Runs off the boat butt naked, screaming like a little girl.

Tyrus made the same point about that Cold Play CEO caught red-handed with his side piece. His instinct was to immediately drop to the floor and hide.

Real strong leadership and command skills these executives have.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2025 07:43 PM (w6EFb)

366 What an EastAsia?

Posted by: Everyone under 50
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They love you long time---- Bang Bang.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:41 PM (ctrM5)


Sign me up!

Posted by: Eric Fartswell at August 12, 2025 07:43 PM (gKDq2)

367 I thought one of the qualifications for dental hygienists was that she have a tight, shapely rack that compels you to "open wider."
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 12, 2025 07:40 PM (/vPt3)
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This a key plot element of Wearing the Cat, by a Moron Author of great esteem who I forget at the moment. (Seriously, not me.)

Available on Amazon!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 07:43 PM (ZOv7s)

368
Had a dentist here who's license was yanked because he was groping women who were sedated.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2025 07:22 P

I worked for a Dr in the 90s and when I pulled up to work the dentist next door was having CPR administered as he was being wheeled away on a stretcher. He didn't make it. He did it to himself because a patient sued him for this very thing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 07:43 PM (fGmWu)

369 What's tonight's dildo forecast with the WNBA?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 07:44 PM (ZOv7s)

370 voter registration percentage in Sandy Eggo to drop below 105 or 110%..."

Wimps. My old VA district hit 120%.

Posted by: man at August 12, 2025 07:44 PM (tubbA)

371 Café is open

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2025 07:44 PM (Dv3i1)

372 You can always shop around for a more "hands on" dentist.

Posted by: wth at August 12, 2025 07:46 PM (v0R5T)

373 Hunter's got to be a very bad man if crack whores he hires berate him for his poor behavior. It was on Yutube.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 12, 2025 07:46 PM (u82oZ)

374 Anyone else ever do that? Have such a funny dream that you laugh and wake yourself up?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 07:39 PM (ZOv7s)


I never laugh. I refuse to shame my family by expressing emotions which outsiders can observe.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2025 07:46 PM (rbvCR)

375 369 What's tonight's dildo forecast with the WNBA?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 07:44 PM (ZOv7s)

The color scale has it somewhere between green and red...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 07:46 PM (ynpvh)

376 She was dead before he left the boat. He knew it. He wanted cover.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2025 07:46 PM (wHp1L)

377 What's tonight's dildo forecast with the WNBA?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 07:44 PM (ZOv7s)


The teams were ordered to put netting around the courts to prevent any such unruly activity. Ostensibly, though, it's to protect the players.

Posted by: RickZ at August 12, 2025 07:47 PM (gKDq2)

378 What's tonight's dildo forecast with the WNBA?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 07:44 PM (ZOv7s)

Big Green Dildos with a chance of Purple.

Posted by: Big Green Dildo at August 12, 2025 07:47 PM (R/m4+)

379 Somewhere out there is a galaxy where the Twins beat the Yankees.

Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2025 07:48 PM (cRnBH)

380 "This is where people start getting conspiratorial around WHY they didn't prevent it."

Yes, I did not intend to pursue that, I just intended to offer a good counter-example to a proposition.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 07:48 PM (iBAge)

381 See her hands? Mans hands. Disproportionately large.

Her ex spent a lot of money fixing her up.
With all that money she could have gotten a better boob job.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2025 07:48 PM (wHp1L)

382 off sock.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 12, 2025 07:49 PM (3wi/L)

383 Based on the book 'Push' by Sapphire.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 12, 2025 06:40 PM (xcxpd)

That book was horrendous. Had to read it for a little class in college.

Posted by: BonnieBlue at August 12, 2025 08:07 PM (KCErw)

384 Q: What’s the difference between a conspiracy theory and a confirmed fact?
A: These days? About two weeks!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2025 08:23 PM (ZVgZ4)

385 Clintons are textbook definitions of psychopaths.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 12, 2025 08:33 PM (XMwZJ)

386 Jasmine Crockett's district is gone.

New: Texas Democrats Who Fled to Stop Redistricting Just Folded Like a Bad Poker Hand

Posted by: SMOD at August 12, 2025 08:52 PM (GITLP)

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