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Kash Patel Reveals Democrat Whistleblower Who Testifies That Adam Schiff Criminally Leaked Classified Information to Smear Trump

I have it on good authority that -- how did it go? -- no one is above the law.

FBI Director Kash Patel declassified Democrat whistleblower testimony that he says shows Democrat Adam Schiff facilitated the leaking of classified info to hurt President Donald Trump. It was all part of the Russian Collusion hoax to derail Trump's first term in office.

At JustTheNews, from John Solomon.

Although he sat for four different interviews and gave first-hand eyewitness testimony that Schiff directed Democrat staffers on the House Intelligence Committee to illegally leak classified information, Biden's Justice Department, of course, did nothing.

A career intelligence officer who worked for Democrats on the House Intelligence Committee for more than a decade repeatedly warned the FBI beginning in 2017 that then-Rep. Adam Schiff had approved leaking classified information to smear then-President Donald Trump over the now-debunked Russiagate scandal, according to bombshell FBI memos that Director Kash Patel has turned over to Congress.

The FBI 302 interview reports obtained by Just the News state the intelligence staffer -- a Democrat by party affiliation who described himself as a friend to both Schiff, now a California senator, and former Republican House Intelligence Chairman Devin Nunes -- considered the classified leaking to be "unethical," "illegal," and "treasonous," but was told not to worry about it because Schiff believed he would be spared prosecution under the Constitution's speech and debate clause.

No publicly-disclosed opinion from the Attorney General or the Solicitor General can be found making that determination as a matter of law.

But officials told Just the News that DOJ officials showed little interest in pursuing Schiff when the allegations were brought to them years ago, citing the very same excuse the lawmaker had offered.

In his most recent interview with the bureau in 2023, the whistleblower, whose name is redacted, told agents from the FBI's St. Louis office that he personally attended a meeting at which Schiff authorized leaking classified information.

"When working in this capacity, [redacted staffer's name] was called to an all-staff meeting by SCHIFF," the interview report said. "In this meeting, SCHIFF stated the group would leak classified information which was derogatory to President of the United States DONALD J. TRUMP. SCHIFF stated the information would be used to indict President TRUMP."

The whistleblower told investigators that he "stated this would be illegal and, upon hearing his concerns, unnamed members of the meeting reassured that they would not be caught leaking classified information," the 2023 interview report stated.

The staffer made similar claims to agents in the FBI's Washington field office as early as 2017, shortly after Trump took office for his first term.

So obviously the FBI covered it up, too, under James Comey's direction. (Or Chris Wray's -- not sure when the interview happened.)


...

Schiff did not immediately respond to a request for comment Monday.

The alleged leaks fall outside the statute of limitations for prosecution on most legal theories, but the revelations nevertheless come at a sensitive time for Schiff, who recently was referred to the Justice Department for possible prosecution for potential mortgage fraud, based on a story first written by Just the News.

Officials also said some of the DOJ officials who declined to prosecute a rash of classified leaks during the Russiagate affair remain employed in positions of power, a matter that may be of interest to lawmakers in Congress.

"For years, certain officials used their positions to selectively leak classified information to shape political narratives," Patel told Just the News on Monday. "It was all done with one purpose: to weaponize intelligence and law enforcement for political gain.

"Those abuses eroded public trust in our institutions," he added. "The FBI will now lead the charge, with our partners at DOJ, and Congress will have the chance to uncover how political power may have been weaponized and to restore accountability," he said.

Posted by: Ace at 12:07 PM




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1 *sobs*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 12, 2025 12:07 PM (I7DM/)

2 What do you all think. Schit? Schift?

ShitSchiff? SchiffShit?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2025 12:08 PM (bss/y)

3 "Bug-eyed, pencil-necked freak Schiff did not immediately respond to a request for comment Monday."

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 12:08 PM (iBAge)

4 "You come at the king, you best not miss"
- Omar Little

Schiff went after the King. He missed.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:09 PM (rUbb2)

5 They kept bringing him in for interviews or he kept pushing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2025 12:09 PM (bss/y)

6 The alleged leaks fall outside the statute of limitations for prosecution on most legal theories

I'm sure he *never* did anything like that again.

Right???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 12, 2025 12:09 PM (ULPxl)

7 "But Trump is mean and that's why we are justified in doing this!"

Posted by: NR Pax at August 12, 2025 12:10 PM (lXoJ5)

8 Hopefully Adam and I will share a cell and we can play tummy sticks, spoon and toss each other’s salads with apple jelly.

Posted by: Ed Buck, democrat sodomite at August 12, 2025 12:10 PM (s9xZo)

9 Julius and Ethel Rosenberg also thought they were protected by the Constitution's speech and debate clause.

Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2025 12:11 PM (pMi6S)

10 4 "You come at the king, you best not miss"
- Omar Little

Schiff went after the King. He missed.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:09 PM (rUbb2)

*coughassassinationattemptcough*

I keep thinking about the assassination attempt and how... odd their reaction has been since. It is like they were thinking 'damn, that was our best shot. He should be dead! Wtf do we do now?!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2025 12:11 PM (bss/y)

11 The alleged leaks fall outside the statute of limitations for prosecution on most legal theories,
____

So if you get the information in front of a prosecutor who is a co-conspirator, you can start the clock, expecting that the statute of limitations will run out before a new executive appoints a non corrupted prosecutor to take a look at it?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2025 12:11 PM (Dv3i1)

12 >>>So obviously the FBI covered it up, too, under James Comey's direction. (Or Chris Wray's -- not sure when the interview happened.)

Hang them all, including Schiff and his staffers who aided in the plan.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 12:11 PM (i24o9)

13 The FBI will now lead the charge, with our partners at DOJ, and Congress will have the chance to uncover how political power may have been weaponized and to restore accountability,

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes

We'll get it right this time, swearsies.

Posted by: DaveA at August 12, 2025 12:12 PM (FhXTo)

14 You are daring me to Say It.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Don Black Bounces Back at August 12, 2025 12:12 PM (AOsQT)

15 "But Trump is mean and that's why we are justified in doing this!"
Posted by: NR Pax

He also said "Pussy" somewhere along the line. No one else in history has uttered that word in any context.

I know, let's all wear Pussy Hats in protest. That will show them.

These DC asshoes forgot that Donald fights the powerful for fun.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2025 12:12 PM (cYBz/)

16 Tokyo Rose: "Speech and Debate Clause! You no arrest me!"

Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2025 12:12 PM (pMi6S)

17 Will there at least be strongly worded letters about Schiff's treason and more inquiries about Epstein's guests?

Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2025 12:12 PM (2IVq3)

18 “The New York Times and Politico represent the best interests of the DOJ and FBI. The Washington Post represents the interests of the CIA and ODNI. CNN represents the interests of the U.S. State Dept.”

Operation Mockingbird shows these are the leak outlets...

Posted by: Danimal28 at August 12, 2025 12:13 PM (1E4GV)

19 "treasonous", you say....?

Wow, that almost sounds serious. Cackle, cackle, cackle!?

Posted by: Hillzabub at August 12, 2025 12:13 PM (BehBv)

20 STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 12, 2025 12:14 PM (bjaqF)

21 10 4 "You come at the king, you best not miss"
- Omar Little

Schiff went after the King. He missed.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:09 PM (rUbb2)

*coughassassinationattemptcough*

I keep thinking about the assassination attempt and how... odd their reaction has been since. It is like they were thinking 'damn, that was our best shot. He should be dead! Wtf do we do now?!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2025 12:11 PM (bss/y)

I'm still thinking about that Pulitzer-winning photographer who had the picture of the bullet whizzing by Trump's head. Did he possibly set that shutter speed in advance, knowing that something was going to happen? Another Moron made that supposition, but I can't shake the suspicion that they had something there.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:14 PM (rUbb2)

22 Filed under "waiting for something to happen."

And Schiff ain't the only asshole doing this sort of shit. Pelosi was/is up to her eyebrows in it too. Where's the criminal referral for her... for insider trading, J6, etc.?

Also, it might be time to finger the GOP reps also thwarting Trump's agenda last time and more than likely still doing it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2025 12:14 PM (Q4IgG)

23 No point in redacting the name of the whistleblower. The bad guys know who he is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 12:14 PM (KmEIw)

24 Already been pardoned

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 12, 2025 12:14 PM (N1tpc)

25 And, yet, look who got elected to the US Senate! Haha! Joke's on you California voters.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at August 12, 2025 12:15 PM (BehBv)

26
I thought I read that the whistleblower was fired. So, his allegations had some impact.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 12, 2025 12:15 PM (0B+OF)

27 Operation Mockingbird shows these are the leak outlets...
____

Would love to see that whole operation declassified.

Posted by: Chuck Martel, wants a pony too at August 12, 2025 12:15 PM (Dv3i1)

28 Statute of limitations is gonna be a yuge problem for the DOJ (or whoever) in going after these criminal swine. The Blade has been saying this from the get.

Some comments here assured me I was a moron and homosexual and overly pessimistic, but I stand by my statements.

Just because we really really really want something to be true or possible doesn't mean that it is.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2025 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

29 My offer to provide beautiful organic pine timbers free of charge in order to build a gallows, stands.

Posted by: Weasel at August 12, 2025 12:15 PM (KX0bc)

30
I'm still thinking about that Pulitzer-winning photographer who had the picture of the bullet whizzing by Trump's head. Did he possibly set that shutter speed in advance, knowing that something was going to happen? Another Moron made that supposition, but I can't shake the suspicion that they had something there.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:14

I wonder what and who else they're hiding and protecting.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 12:15 PM (jPh2t)

31 Democracy, like Ed Buck's victims, Dies in Darkness.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2025 12:15 PM (z6okN)

32 If I had my druthers, I druther see Schffty jailed for screwing dead boys, but I'll take what I can get.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2025 12:16 PM (WvZaB)

33 Basically, regardless of which party they are in, everybody on any of the intelligence committees is a complete degenerate scumbag in the thrall of the IC and Deep State.

Otherwise, they wouldn't be allowed on the committee.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2025 12:16 PM (MRG/k)

34 I'm still thinking about that Pulitzer-winning photographer who had the picture of the bullet whizzing by Trump's head. Did he possibly set that shutter speed in advance, knowing that something was going to happen? Another Moron made that supposition, but I can't shake the suspicion that they had something there.

It would be impossible to manually time such a thing. You'd have to do it electronically, which AFAIK, hasn't been alleged.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2025 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

35 So, when do the flashbangs go off at 0230 and frog marching Schiff out of his home? ? Yeah, never.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at August 12, 2025 12:17 PM (PGK1w)

36 Afternoon Ace.
If the leaking falls outside the statute of limitations maybe the Republicans in the Senate will vote to expell Schiff. Hahaha, I crack myself up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2025 12:17 PM (2yJqE)

37 He should be dead! Wtf do we do now?!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2025 12:11 PM (bss/y)

They had it. The plan was to take all the power of the unexamined and covered up Epstein case - the one they didn't feel like investigating for four years under Biden for some reason - and dump it squarely on him and us for the next four years and eternity. It was the new RUSSIA.

But he defused it almost entirely so now it looks like just another failed op. To me it looks like THAT was what they were going to do now. And he fucked them on it good.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2025 12:17 PM (I7DM/)

38 Schiff is going to jail, unless he makes a deal and spills the beans!

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 12:17 PM (g47mK)

39 How can there be a statute of limitations for leaking classified information?

That is kind of the definition of "spying", which is of necessity done covertly.

I am fine with changing the statute of limitations to 40 or 50 years.

(We won't get THIS schiff-for-brains, but we will be able to get the next one.)

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 12, 2025 12:17 PM (HlyYF)

40 So if you get the information in front of a prosecutor who is a co-conspirator, you can start the clock, expecting that the statute of limitations will run out before a new executive appoints a non corrupted prosecutor to take a look at it?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2025 12:11 PM (Dv3i1)
==
If it can be proved they too were part of the conspiracy the clock resets - and of course the raid on Trump's home probably restarted all of it. I don't know that anyone of prominence will see jail time, but you might be able to bankrupt a few of them just for fun.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2025 12:17 PM (GZYu7)

41 Two more weeks! Just two more weeks, guys, and everyone in DC is gonna get perp-walked!

Two weeks!

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at August 12, 2025 12:18 PM (MsoDA)

42 I'm sure Schiff is part of some larger conspiracy.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 12, 2025 12:18 PM (VG8VO)

43 Schiff has a picture of Harry Reid posted over his bed.

Posted by: WisRich at August 12, 2025 12:18 PM (G0vdT)

44 So, the raid on Mar a Lago--against the former Chief Law Enforcement Officer of the United State--who was legally authorized to be in possession of classified documents, was for, what was that, "mishandling of classified documents."

What do you call directing your staff to leak classified information by (clumsily) laundering it through the spouse of your staff?

How many times did Schiff say on TV and in the House that he "has seen evidence that Trump colluded with Russia?"

It was a constant pressure campaign, that "all this smoke means there must be a fire!"
While it was them launching smoke bombs the whole time.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2025 12:19 PM (Xoc7P)

45 It would be impossible to manually time such a thing. You'd have to do it electronically, which AFAIK, hasn't been alleged.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2025 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

Or you shoot ultra-high frame rate video, and simply pick a frame that shows the flying bullet. Such cameras are readily available now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 12:19 PM (KmEIw)

46 5 They kept bringing him in for interviews or he kept pushing?


he kept pushing

and yeah, he got fired

btw I think something will, in fact, happen to Pencilneck here.

interesting that the trump admin has boots on the ground in DC (for crime, of course) in case ofr related sportiness, hmm?

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 12:19 PM (Pv3Rg)

47 They should check Schiff’s crawlspace out with cadaver dogs just on general principles. You can just tell by lookin’ at him.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2025 12:19 PM (fjEsA)

48 I'd guess Schiff is not on the Epstein list because he's too perverted even for Epstein.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 12, 2025 12:19 PM (QZGiZ)

49 29 Statute of limitations is gonna be a yuge problem for the DOJ (or whoever) in going after these criminal swine. The Blade has been saying this from the get.

Some comments here assured me I was a moron and homosexual and overly pessimistic, but I stand by my statements.

Just because we really really really want something to be true or possible doesn't mean that it is.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2025 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

I've always agreed with you on this. However, that in itself is no reason to withhold these revelations. If Trump and his team play this properly, they will serve to make the Dem name mud just in time for the midterms. Between the Red State actions, the planned turbocharged economy from OBBB and tariffs, and 'Culture of Corruption 2.0' that they can flood the media with, we can see +3 in the Senate and +10 in the House. Then the fun really starts.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:19 PM (rUbb2)

50 *coughassassinationattemptcough*

I keep thinking about the assassination attempt and how... odd their reaction has been since. It is like they were thinking 'damn, that was our best shot. He should be dead! Wtf do we do now?!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2025 12:11 PM (bss/y)

There sure were a lot of "coincidences" and "incompetence" to leave Trump vulnerable that day.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 12, 2025 12:19 PM (N1tpc)

51 I'm still thinking about that Pulitzer-winning photographer who had the picture of the bullet whizzing by Trump's head. Did he possibly set that shutter speed in advance, knowing that something was going to happen? Another Moron made that supposition, but I can't shake the suspicion that they had something there.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:14

Possible but more likely now that space is not an issue, someone is at every event with Trump or anyone else "controversial", and taking seven billion frames to get "the" moment, in case something like that happens.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2025 12:19 PM (I7DM/)

52 It would be impossible to manually time such a thing. You'd have to do it electronically, which AFAIK, hasn't been alleged.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2025 12:16 PM (Riz8t)
-----------
Professional photogs take a zillion photos (made even easier with electronic cameras with automatic picture-taking sequences), so I'd chalk it up to "chance."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2025 12:19 PM (WvZaB)

53 30 My offer to provide beautiful organic pine timbers free of charge in order to build a gallows, stands.

Posted by: Weasel at August 12, 2025 12:15 PM


If you need any help, PI has a chainsaw and will travel!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 12, 2025 12:20 PM (HlyYF)

54 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: And you damn well know it at August 12, 2025 12:20 PM (cF3+Y)

55 I'm still thinking about that Pulitzer-winning photographer who had the picture of the bullet whizzing by Trump's head. Did he possibly set that shutter speed in advance, knowing that something was going to happen? Another Moron made that supposition, but I can't shake the suspicion that they had something there.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:14 PM (rUbb2)

Another of the "coincidences"

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 12, 2025 12:20 PM (N1tpc)

56 Ballistic High-speed is an awesome channel, by the way.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2025 12:20 PM (EctuH)

57 There sure were a lot of "coincidences" and "incompetence" to leave Trump vulnerable that day.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 12, 2025 12:19 PM (N1tpc)

And if he had not turned his head, he WOULD be dead- and the world would be completely different.

Thinking of the Stonewall Jackson quote right now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2025 12:21 PM (bss/y)

58 55 Nothing will happen.
Posted by: And you damn well know it at August 12, 2025 12:20 PM (cF3+Y)
------------

Sadly, this.

Posted by: WisRich at August 12, 2025 12:21 PM (G0vdT)

59 There sure were a lot of "coincidences" and "incompetence" to leave Trump vulnerable that day.


and the single rally shown live on CNN, even tho it was literally in The Middle of Nowhere PA

sure Jan

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 12:21 PM (Pv3Rg)

60 44 Schiff has a picture of Harry Reid posted over his bed.

Posted by: WisRich at August 12, 2025 12:18 PM


Ugh.

I am definitely not walking in there with a black light.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 12, 2025 12:21 PM (HlyYF)

61 I'm waiting for the "nothing will happen" guy to prognosticate on this one. So far, he's batting a thousand.

Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2025 12:21 PM (wkXwO)

62 At least Schiff didn't acquire sealed documents from a divorce case to smear a political opponent, so he isn't the lowest bacterial scum in the sewer treatment facility.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 12, 2025 12:21 PM (2ap+5)

63 I've been leaking for a decade. It's no crime.

Posted by: President Emeritus at August 12, 2025 12:22 PM (G5+As)

64 interesting that the trump admin has boots on the ground in DC (for crime, of course) in case ofr related sportiness, hmm?
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 12:19 PM (Pv3Rg)

Ohhhhhhhhhh dip.

That's a fun little coincidence isn't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 12, 2025 12:22 PM (EctuH)

65 62 I'm waiting for the "nothing will happen" guy to prognosticate on this one. So far, he's batting a thousand.
Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2025 12:21 PM (wkXwO)

Too slow there, doof. See 55.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2025 12:22 PM (bss/y)

66 I'm still thinking about that Pulitzer-winning photographer who had the picture of the bullet whizzing by Trump's head.
____

It's probable that the photographer has no knowledge of planned attempt. I think it is more likely that a very senior level person at CNN was informed by 'well placed sources' that they might benefit from sending a crew to Butler, to break their policy of not covering Trump rallies. Would love to find out who at CNN made the decision to send the crew and who their source was.

Posted by: Chuck Martel, wants a pony too at August 12, 2025 12:22 PM (Dv3i1)

67 I've always agreed with you on this. However, that in itself is no reason to withhold these revelations. If Trump and his team play this properly, they will serve to make the Dem name mud just in time for the midterms. Between the Red State actions, the planned turbocharged economy from OBBB and tariffs, and 'Culture of Corruption 2.0' that they can flood the media with, we can see +3 in the Senate and +10 in the House. Then the fun really starts.
==
Agreed that tying the demos up on this would be helpful in and of itself. I don't see plus 1 in the Senate, though I do see R+1. If the redistricting thing in Texas and Ohio go as planned you might see +5 in the House. Maybe +10 if the economy is humming.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2025 12:22 PM (GZYu7)

68 63 At least Schiff didn't acquire sealed documents from a divorce case to smear a political opponent, so he isn't the lowest bacterial scum in the sewer treatment facility.
Posted by: Oglebay at August 12, 2025 12:21 PM (2ap+5)
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But he admires the guy who did.

Posted by: WisRich at August 12, 2025 12:22 PM (G0vdT)

69 I'm waiting for the "nothing will happen" guy to prognosticate on this one. So far, he's batting a thousand.
Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2025 12:21 PM (wkXwO)

Too slow there, doof. See 55.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2025 12:22 PM (bss/y)


Yup - I saw it right after my comment posted.

Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2025 12:23 PM (wkXwO)

70
tHiS is just a DiStRaCtIoN from Epstein!!!

Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 12, 2025 12:23 PM (rNvyK)

71 63 At least Schiff didn't acquire sealed documents from a divorce case to smear a political opponent, so he isn't the lowest bacterial scum in the sewer treatment facility.
Posted by: Oglebay at August 12, 2025 12:21 PM (2ap+5)

I'm right here, you know!

(Psst...by the way, I did it not once but TWICE!)

Posted by: David Axelrod at August 12, 2025 12:23 PM (rUbb2)

72 What about Schiff's pardon? I foresee (provided the Right Side actually pursues this beyond tweeting about it) endless court battles about the pardon's validity, what it supposedly does and does not cover, etc

Your grandchildren will follow this case closely. They will teach their grandchildren to do the same.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Don Black Bounces Back at August 12, 2025 12:23 PM (AOsQT)

73 "FBI 302" When they get something they want to hide forever, they use Form 303. Sneaky misfiling trick.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 12:23 PM (iBAge)

74 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 12, 2025 12:23 PM (WvZaB)

75 Sloped roofs have hindered many an investigation.

Posted by: Super Secret Service at August 12, 2025 12:24 PM (G5+As)

76 “Speech and debate clause” was formerly held to protect speech in the well of the Senate.

Some cocksucker in a black dress decided it covers propaganda outlets broadcasting on CBS or CNN or whatever iirc.

There’s a reason the “news” is batshit crazy in recent years. That’s a big reason why. Not the only reason, but a crucial part of the puzzle. Psy-OPS and mind fvckery is now fair game as well. Half the people you meet are under some sort of hypnosis or otherwise unable to think for themselves or see things.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2025 12:24 PM (fjEsA)

77 Adam Schiff is an alien bug man wearing human skin like the the bad monster in Men in Black

Prove me wrong

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2025 12:24 PM (pjo+n)

78 Perhaps we will actually see some justice. Keep praying for revival and for God to heal and restore our nation!

Posted by: Emmie at August 12, 2025 12:24 PM (FMtrg)

79 July 13 really does need to become a national holiday

The USA Dodged a Societal Bullet Day

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 12:24 PM (Pv3Rg)

80 Omg but the amount of people that were gonna "flip" on Hillary and Obama etc from 2016 on was mind-numbing. Forget the flipping. Forget it. There won't be a flip. No flip. Forget it. These people will die for their cause or more likely live in luxury on a beach earning 20%.

Remember Kevin Clinefelter? The KEY!!! THE KEY!!!

And what happened to him again...?

That said, enjoy them being on defense and the run, because that shit is fun. And as it happens, necessary.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2025 12:25 PM (I7DM/)

81 It was a constant pressure campaign, that "all this smoke means there must be a fire!"
While it was them launching smoke bombs the whole time.
____

Or crop-dusting.

Posted by: Swalwell's GI Tract at August 12, 2025 12:25 PM (Dv3i1)

82 Statute of limitations is gonna be a yuge problem for the DOJ (or whoever) in going after these criminal swine. The Blade has been saying this from the get.

Some comments here assured me I was a moron and homosexual and overly pessimistic, but I stand by my statements.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2025 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

I've always agreed with you on this. However, that in itself is no reason to withhold these revelations. If Trump and his team play this properly, they will serve to make the Dem name mud just in time for the midterms. Between the Red State actions, the planned turbocharged economy from OBBB and tariffs, and 'Culture of Corruption 2.0' that they can flood the media with, we can see +3 in the Senate and +10 in the House. Then the fun really starts.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:19 PM (rUbb2)
_____

Oh, I'm not saying don't make a big deal about these crimes and do whatever can be done. If nothing else, we should throw as much shit on them as possible. But there seem to be a lot of people sitting on the edge of their seats waiting for indictments. They'll be very disappointed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2025 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

83 56 I'm still thinking about that Pulitzer-winning photographer who had the picture of the bullet whizzing by Trump's head. Did he possibly set that shutter speed in advance, knowing that something was going to happen? Another Moron made that supposition, but I can't shake the suspicion that they had something there.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:14 PM (rUbb2)

Another of the "coincidences"
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 12, 2025 12:20 PM (N1tpc)

No, there was a very good article about him shortly after it came out - he also took the iconic "fight, fight!" photo of Trump. He's a professional photographer with very high end equipment, he found the perfect spot to set up and he took several hundred photos that day, all high speed. He only discovered the bullet shot later that night, it was in a string of photos he had been taking.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2025 12:25 PM (uWKK8)

84 "FBI 302" When they get something they want to hide forever, they use Form 303. Sneaky misfiling trick.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 12:23 PM (iBAge)
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"We caught them and we shot them according to Rule Three Oh Three!"

Posted by: Caaptain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2025 12:25 PM (WvZaB)

85
The Bearclaw twins have been awfully quiet lately.

Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2025 12:26 PM (Y8DZL)

86 Typo - I don't see +3 in the Senate.

Agreed that tying the demos up on this would be helpful in and of itself. I don't see plus 1 in the Senate, though I do see R+1. If the redistricting thing in Texas and Ohio go as planned you might see +5 in the House. Maybe +10 if the economy is humming.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2025 12:22 PM (GZYu7)
==

I also don't see how we can win a Georgia senate seat with the governor choosing not to run. I read the SOS is running, and he is a democrat in GOP clothing. And not very well liked.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2025 12:26 PM (GZYu7)

87 But Tulsi did not say she was making referrals for "leaking classified information" did she?

She used the word "sedition."

And, as we have discussed here, there is not statute of limitations for sedition.

It was, in fact, sedition--the attempted over-throw, via a fraudulent impeachment, of the duly elected President.

Whether with guns or legal filing, the end result was to be the same.
Schiff intended to--and almost succeeded--via the impeachment and removal of Trump by planting lies into official documents--in his conspiracy to commit sedition against the People of the United States.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2025 12:26 PM (Xoc7P)

88 Thinking of the Stonewall Jackson quote right now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2025 12:21 PM


'Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees'?

Posted by: toby928 at August 12, 2025 12:26 PM (jc0TO)

89 Is anyone really surprised by this? The man is slimy, he is a living caricature of a slimy person. The only person who likes Schiff is Gavin Newsome, because in comparison, Gavin looks wholesome.

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 12:26 PM (QzINz)

90 “The New York Times and Politico represent the best interests of the DOJ and FBI. The Washington Post represents the interests of the CIA and ODNI. CNN represents the interests of the U.S. State Dept.”

Operation Mockingbird shows these are the leak outlets...
Posted by: Danimal28 at August 12, 2025 12:13 PM (1E4GV)


"I know exactly who reads the papers. The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country. The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country. The Times is read by people who actually do run the country. The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country. The Financial Times is read by people who own the country. The Morning Star is read by the people who think the country should be run by another country. And the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is."

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2025 12:26 PM (rbvCR)

91 Adam Schiff is an alien bug man wearing human skin like the the bad monster in Men in Black

Prove me wrong
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2025 12:24 PM (pjo+n)
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The skin suit hasn't started rotting yet?

Posted by: Caaptain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2025 12:27 PM (WvZaB)

92 85 Ha!

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 12:27 PM (iBAge)

93 I'm going to bet Trump jumps in with a civil suit on this one. While Senators enjoy qualified immunity relative to civil suits, it is "qualified", and direct violation of established constitutional rights is one such qualification.

This was direct action to destroy reputation through illegal acts. And, based on the stakes, the damages requestion should be all Schiff has, or will ever have.

Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2025 12:27 PM (dIske)

94 Statue of limitations seems awfully short for such an egregious crime. But 30 years can go by for Jean Carrol Nutjob (or whatever her name is) can accuse Trump of rape decades later and it's all good.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2025 12:27 PM (qBdHI)

95 Some comments here assured me I was a moron and homosexual and overly pessimistic, but I stand by my statements.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2025 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

Two out of three ain't bad, you know.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:27 PM (rUbb2)

96 Adam Schiff is an alien bug man wearing human skin like the the bad monster in Men in Black
Prove me wrong
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

If he turns into Lara Flynn Boyle, I may have to reconsider.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 12, 2025 12:27 PM (w9Wax)

97 Some comments here assured me I was a moron and homosexual and overly pessimistic, but I stand by my statements.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2025 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

Tough crowd here. Moron is a term of endearment, and a healthy sense of pessimism is warranted amidst all these revelations of sedition and extreme corruption.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 12:27 PM (i24o9)

98 Am I to understand that the many many many many good people in the FBI who could always be counted on to do the right thing...didn't?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 12, 2025 12:28 PM (PzXaK)

99 So, in order to get the full set we also need

1) Guy who saw someone opening for someone else, somwhere.

2) Ben needs to explain something.

3) Mary needs to get drunk.

4) Amy schumer needs repeat something.

5) Carlos Mencia for the follow up.

6) https://is.gd/gIe35Q

7) ace and garrett needs to do something gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2025 12:28 PM (bss/y)

100 Nothing will happen.

==

well, if your expectation is to see actual heads on actual pikes, then yes, that will not happen

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 12:28 PM (g47mK)

101 That Blade fellow is suss, as well as the red toaster guy.

Posted by: The Inside Scoop at August 12, 2025 12:28 PM (G5+As)

102 I'm still thinking about that Pulitzer-winning photographer who had the picture of the bullet whizzing by Trump's head. Did he possibly set that shutter speed in advance, knowing that something was going to happen? Another Moron made that supposition, but I can't shake the suspicion that they had something there.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:14

I wonder what and who else they're hiding and protecting.
Posted by: CaliGirl



CNN covered ONE and only ONE of President Trumps rallies.

Guess which one? Yeah. Butler, PA. Why was that?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 12:28 PM (Ktdcc)

103 I also don't see how we can win a Georgia senate seat with the governor choosing not to run. I read the SOS is running, and he is a democrat in GOP clothing. And not very well liked.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2025

All the republicans in GA are Dem Lite. That is how GA likes them.

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 12:29 PM (QzINz)

104 It would be impossible to manually time such a thing.
———-

That’s because he just happened to have a very special, very expensive high-speed digital camera on that particular day. Could happen to anybody.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2025 12:29 PM (/DOZY)

105 'Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees'?
Posted by: toby928 at August 12, 2025 12:26 PM (jc0TO)

'He who does not see the hand of God in this is blind sir, blind!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2025 12:29 PM (bss/y)

106 I'm waiting for the "nothing will happen" guy to prognosticate on this one. So far, he's batting a thousand.
Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2025 12:21 PM (wkXwO)
>>>>

I don't know if I'm the only "nothing will happen" guy, but...

>>>>


24 Already been pardoned
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 12, 2025 12:14 PM (N1tpc)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 12, 2025 12:29 PM (N1tpc)

107 I'm still thinking about that Pulitzer-winning photographer who had the picture of the bullet whizzing by Trump's head. Did he possibly set that shutter speed in advance, knowing that something was going to happen? Another Moron made that supposition, but I can't shake the suspicion that they had something there.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:14 PM (rUbb2)

Another of the "coincidences"
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 12, 2025 12:20 PM (N1tpc)

No, there was a very good article about him shortly after it came out - he also took the iconic "fight, fight!" photo of Trump. He's a professional photographer with very high end equipment, he found the perfect spot to set up and he took several hundred photos that day, all high speed. He only discovered the bullet shot later that night, it was in a string of photos he had been taking.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 12, 2025 12:25 PM (uWKK
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Yea, if you see the camera rigs of pro photographers, and the speed at which a modern pro-level camera can take rapid-fire pics, it wouldn't be hard to understand how the bullet pic was taken. I think the camera guy just got lucky.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2025 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

108 Is this real life…?

It appears they found that ONE demorat with integrity and morals

Posted by: kallisto at August 12, 2025 12:30 PM (6z+Zw)

109 C'mon guys, sometimes you have to destroy the democracy to save it.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at August 12, 2025 12:30 PM (ERYKL)

110 Guess which one? Yeah. Butler, PA. Why was that?
___

See conspiracy theory @67

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2025 12:30 PM (Dv3i1)

111 "the many many many many good people in the FBI"

Luring Bongino into their fold was a genius move on the Deep State's part. Now he can't stand outside the tent and piss into it. He's such a Boy Scout that he'll follow every order given.

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112 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:30 PM (IXZGh)

113 Some comments here assured me I was a moron and homosexual and overly pessimistic, but I stand by my statements.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at

You are still my favorite NYC attorney. That should help!

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 12:31 PM (QzINz)

114 I also don't see how we can win a Georgia senate seat with the governor choosing not to run. I read the SOS is running, and he is a democrat in GOP clothing. And not very well liked.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2025

All the republicans in GA are Dem Lite. That is how GA likes them.

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 12:29 PM (QzINz)
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I'm coming to believe that. Atlanta is a cesspool.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2025 12:31 PM (GZYu7)

115 pike = spike !

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 12:31 PM (g47mK)

116 Meh. E'rybody knew he was leaking at the time, and of course our Top Men never said shit til the statute ran out, as per SOP.

It's more boob bait for the #TwoWeeks bubbas, and California voters are Californian, so it won't even hurt Schiff politically.

This isn't newsworthy enough for a post, IMO.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2025 12:31 PM (Cb9fH)

117 "Did he possibly set that shutter speed in advance"

If I was the photographer at such an event, I'd use the fastest shutter speed my film could handle. Don't get paid for snapping blurs.

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118 Schiff's name is close to shit because shit is what he is. That man will burn in Hell for the rest of time as there's no redemption for what that lying piece of shit has done to one of God's greatest gifts, The United States.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:31 PM (IXZGh)

119 “The New York Times and Politico represent the best interests of the DOJ and FBI. The Washington Post represents the interests of the CIA and ODNI. CNN represents the interests of the U.S. State Dept.”

Operation Mockingbird shows these are the leak outlets...
Posted by: Danimal28 at August 12, 2025 12:13 PM (1E4GV)

I happened to find on YouTube last night a firing line in July 1974 where William F Buckley interviewed Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward. Fascinating… and revealing. They bent over backwards to state multiple times they were just journalists doing their job digging for truth and did not have a “dog in the fight” as to how the whole watergate thing should conclude. They looked so young… and very slimy indeed. Buckley was good at the interview thing

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2025 12:32 PM (pjo+n)

120 GA is verrrry corrupt.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 12:32 PM (g47mK)

121 111 Guess which one? Yeah. Butler, PA. Why was that?
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See conspiracy theory @67
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2025 12:30 PM (Dv3i1)

Wow. After reading the comments about the photog, this one seems a little more likely - that's for sure.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:32 PM (rUbb2)

122 I am shocked, SHOCKED to find wanton subversive and seditious behavior going on in Adam Schiff's office and the FBI!

Posted by: ballistic at August 12, 2025 12:32 PM (5aZAZ)

123 for what that lying piece of shit has done to one of God's greatest gifts, The United States.

==

he had help, you know...

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 12:32 PM (g47mK)

124 "....." - Kevin Clinesmith, I think. Whatever. Still, an under-appreciated outrage, in context.

The FISA law (which long predates 9/11, by decades) was the subject of actually fairly spirited debate on the Hill every time it came up for re-authorization, when I worked there.

The stunning crime by Clinesmith, and the similar and completely unpunished related ones by the DOJ and FBI in the same period with the same target (Trump and his campaign and associates), are more lurid than even the hypothetical possible abuses I recall being given by opponents of re-authorization.

In the tsunami of complicated lawlessness that has swept away the credibility and legitimacy of all major institutions - just in the Mega-Scandal/RUSSIA!/coup case along - it's very hard to even keep track. But the Clinesmith crime, and the farcical punishment it received, is actually an important one.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2025 12:32 PM (U/Byj)

125 Pro photographer who does presidential events has special high end camera that takes lots and lots of photos = NOT a conspiracy.

Everything else... probably a conspiracy.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2025 12:33 PM (I7DM/)

126 Why does get still have a clearance? Trump should have revoked it in 2017.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 12, 2025 12:33 PM (qIswc)

127 If I say he can't be prosecuted then he can't be!

Posted by: Autopen at August 12, 2025 12:34 PM (P4vtF)

128 Want more conspiracy fodder? Washington was shot at where? Yep. Butler, PA. I am sure most of y’all know that, but this has always struck me as one heck of a coincidence.

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 12:34 PM (QzINz)

129 So if you get the information in front of a prosecutor who is a co-conspirator, you can start the clock, expecting that the statute of limitations will run out before a new executive appoints a non corrupted prosecutor to take a look at it?
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Holy shit.
Do you all recall the main basis of conviction, especially conspiracy, against the J6ers?

Didn't they discard the well-defined legal elements and tell the juries they could just assume motive and agreement to commit the underlying crime--despite no evidence of such before them?
Like, no actual communication between the conspirators--always required prior--was needed?
There was some real fuckery there, IIRC.

Well now. That same theory makes every FBI agent and Assistant US Attorney that failed to bring charges or investigate further, conspirators to the leaking of classified info.
And their acts in furtherance of the conspiracy are on-going.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2025 12:34 PM (Xoc7P)

130 ]i]The alleged leaks fall outside the statute of limitations for prosecution....



huh, i didn't know treason and leaking of classified information had a statute of limitations...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 12, 2025 12:34 PM (nXhwP)

131
I remember FBI uberfuhrer Wray at the time of the attempt dismissing Trump's wound as being plexiglass fragments.

Burn his ass, too, please.

Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2025 12:35 PM (Y8DZL)

132 But the Clinesmith crime, and the farcical punishment it received, is actually an important one.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2025 12:32 PM (U/Byj)

Without a doubt. But the fact that it went unpunished and he didn't "flip" (even him being let off with bs was characterized by one or two people here as PART OF THE PLAN) was zero surprise to anyone paying real attention with decent sense.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2025 12:35 PM (I7DM/)

133 Eventually History will dig up his grave, fed to the pigs.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 12, 2025 12:35 PM (bY/Pf)

134 > Statute of limitations is gonna be a yuge problem for the DOJ (or whoever) in going after these criminal swine. The Blade has been saying this from the get.
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I've been saying the most we can hope for is professional reputational collapse. That's about it. Oh, they'll get cable gigs, book deals and be feted by all the leftwing shows, podcasts, newspapers, etc. to share their "expertise."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2025 12:35 PM (Q4IgG)

135 121 GA is verrrry corrupt.
Posted by: runner

August 27, 2023 by Joe Hoft -
December 3rd, 2020 Brian Kemp went onto the Laura Ingraham show and called for a signature verification audit after a video surfaced showing people pulling boxes of ballets from underneath tables.

Next day:

Brian Kemp’s family suffers tragedy as his daughter’s boyfriend dies in a fiery car accident.

Probably just a coincidence.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2025 12:35 PM (Dv3i1)

136 If someone did something to make the site load faster, a big lurker thank you.

Posted by: mot at August 12, 2025 12:35 PM (1MtXa)

137
he had help, you know...
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 12:32 PM (g47mK)



watched one of the horrible Alien Vs. Predator movies yesterday. The Army Nuked a town in Colorado to rid earth of both alien and predator.

Seems it's time to nuke DC and start over when the fallout dissipates.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:35 PM (IXZGh)

138 129 Want more conspiracy fodder? Washington was shot at where? Yep. Butler, PA. I am sure most of y’all know that, but this has always struck me as one heck of a coincidence.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 12:34 PM (QzINz)

I recently learned about that one in Salena Zito's new book on Trump in Butler. Crazy. If Washington had been killed that day, it would have changed the course of world history. Kind of like what happened with Trump.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:36 PM (rUbb2)

139 I'm coming to believe that. Atlanta is a cesspool.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2025

As are the suburbs around it. I love Alpharetta, it is the cutest place. I would live there - J has a house there his mom lives in. But wow- it’s Atlanta’s better dressed sister.

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 12:36 PM (QzINz)

140 Eventually History will dig up his grave, fed to the pigs.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 12, 2025 12:35 PM (bY/Pf)


Schiff is San Francisco cocksucker!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at August 12, 2025 12:36 PM (wkXwO)

141
Next day:

Brian Kemp’s family suffers tragedy as his daughter’s boyfriend dies in a fiery car accident.

Probably just a coincidence.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2025 12:35 PM (Dv3i1)



I miss the days when such an act would light a vengeance match in someone.......not anymore.

"WHATEVER YOU WANT, my lord......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:37 PM (IXZGh)

142 >>If someone did something to make the site load faster, a big lurker thank you.

It loads really slow when anyone has something in what I assume is the 'live' editor.

It's how you know there's a new post coming.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2025 12:37 PM (z6okN)

143 Well now. That same theory makes every FBI agent and Assistant US Attorney that failed to bring charges or investigate further, conspirators to the leaking of classified info.
And their acts in furtherance of the conspiracy are on-going.


corr-fucking-ECT People's Hippo

something IS gonna happen guys

oh and by the by - I think PDJT knows a lot more about the assassination attempt and who in our govt/IC was behind it. like, maybe everything. it sure changed him - more than just "random psycho shot at me" would have. that kind of deeply felt change is what happens to a Boy Scout / US True Believer when our own spooks try to kill you.

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 12:37 PM (Pv3Rg)

144 Today's digital cameras have incredibly fast write times, and the memory cards hold massive amounts of files/data

image a machine gun that never runs out of ammo- just keep shooting

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Don Black Bounces Back at August 12, 2025 12:37 PM (AOsQT)

145 29 Statute of limitations is gonna be a yuge problem for the DOJ (or whoever) in going after these criminal swine. The Blade has been saying this from the get.

Some comments here assured me I was a moron and homosexual and overly pessimistic, but I stand by my statements.

Just because we really really really want something to be true or possible doesn't mean that it is.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2025 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

It's why they investigated the financial crime on Schiff - that's in the statute.

Like Al Capone, you get him for what you can get him for...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 12, 2025 12:37 PM (tOcjL)

146 Oh and speaking of watergate, Buckley referenced “deep throat” who was none other than Mark Felt, deputy FBI director…. Who was out to get Nixon because he was ticked he didn’t get the top spot at FBI. That was their famous “unbiased” source….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2025 12:38 PM (pjo+n)

147 These deaf druidoids prove that Dual-Drummer Basement Band Rock Is Not Dead:
youtube.com/watch?v=H7xwWY_C03s

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 12:38 PM (iBAge)

148 >>I've always agreed with you on this.

Mike Davis of that Article 3 project and his very close with both Trump and members of the current DOJ claims the DOJ is bundling all of this stuff into a single ongoing criminal conspiracy. If they do then statute of limitations is not an issue.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2025 12:38 PM (viF8m)

149 he had help, you know...
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 12:32 PM (g47mK)


watched one of the horrible Alien Vs. Predator movies yesterday. The Army Nuked a town in Colorado to rid earth of both alien and predator.

Seems it's time to nuke DC and start over when the fallout dissipates.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:35 PM (IXZGh)
_____________

That was the execrable "Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem" directed by the idiots known as "The Brothers Strause" who somehow were a New Thing in Hollywood for a time

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2025 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

150 I wonder if a prosecutor could come up with an argument that the statute of limitations has not run out on the Schiff crimes and go forward with the case. The process is the punishment (it's a cliche for a reason).

Posted by: Oglebay at August 12, 2025 12:39 PM (2ap+5)

151 image a machine gun that never runs out of ammo- just keep shooting
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Don Black Bounces Back at August 12, 2025 12:37 PM (AOsQT)


fap, fap, fap!!!

Posted by: Moron Gub Lovers at August 12, 2025 12:39 PM (wkXwO)

152 It's okay. These crimes obviously fall under the Orange Man Bad exception clause of the Constitution.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 12, 2025 12:39 PM (sFNX2)

153
It's how you know there's a new post coming.
Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2025 12:37 PM (z6okN)

That's interesting, I always assumed it was my internet that was slow.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 12:39 PM (jPh2t)

154 143 >>If someone did something to make the site load faster, a big lurker thank you.

It loads really slow when anyone has something in what I assume is the 'live' editor.

It's how you know there's a new post coming.



Thanks! Great tip.


Posted by: mot at August 12, 2025 12:39 PM (1MtXa)

155 I'm hoping someone uses a rusty spoon to pop those bug eyes out.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 12, 2025 12:40 PM (1Y2uV)

156 These deaf druidoids prove that Dual-Drummer Basement Band Rock Is Not Dead:
youtube.com/watch?v=H7xwWY_C03s
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 12:38 PM (iBAge)



The Melvins have been around a long time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:40 PM (IXZGh)

157 151 I wonder if a prosecutor could come up with an argument that the statute of limitations has not run out on the Schiff crimes and go forward with the case. The process is the punishment (it's a cliche for a reason).
Posted by: Oglebay at August 12, 2025 12:39 PM (2ap+5)

Mike Davis of that Article 3 project and his very close with both Trump and members of the current DOJ claims the DOJ is bundling all of this stuff into a single ongoing criminal conspiracy. If they do then statute of limitations is not an issue.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2025 12:38 PM (viF8m)

Well, we may have our answer right here.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:40 PM (rUbb2)

158 Schiff is San Francisco cocksucker!
Posted by: Mr. Wu at August 12, 2025 12:36 PM (wkXwO)
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Yeah, I'm glad I taught you that fuckin' word.

Posted by: Al Swearingen at August 12, 2025 12:40 PM (WvZaB)

159 Schiff is an attorney, is he not? This is certainly disreputable conduct- if nothing else, he should be referred to the bar at which his membership sits- I assume California.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 12, 2025 12:40 PM (hlNLQ)

160 Maybe statute of limitations has passed for these known instances, but to investigate if more recent leaks have taken place a pre-dawn raid is in order. During which Adam Schiff tragically makes a furtive gesture that officers mistake as reaching for a weapon.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 12, 2025 12:41 PM (5IFb9)

161 image a machine gun that never runs out of ammo-

https://is.gd/No1vYi

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 12, 2025 12:41 PM (JfTEZ)

162
coming in hot and hard ladies! Hot and hard!

Posted by: flyin' green dildo at August 12, 2025 12:41 PM (EFZgU)

163 It loads really slow when anyone has something in what I assume is the 'live' editor.

It's how you know there's a new post coming.
Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2025 12:37 PM (z6okN)


This site has an O face?

Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2025 12:42 PM (wkXwO)

164 I have Thunderbolts on 4K to watch. Still don't know what a "Thunderbolt" is.

Thundercats >>> Thunderbolts. Especially Cheetara.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2025 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

165
That was the execrable "Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem" directed by the idiots known as "The Brothers Strause" who somehow were a New Thing in Hollywood for a time
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2025 12:39 PM (iFTx/)



Yes. That was it. Saw that at the end when the credits ran. Asked the wife "who the heck are 'the Brothers Strause?"

She had no answer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:42 PM (IXZGh)

166 160 Schiff is an attorney, is he not? This is certainly disreputable conduct- if nothing else, he should be referred to the bar at which his membership sits- I assume California.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 12, 2025 12:40 PM (hlNLQ)

Kevin Clinesmith was a convicted felon who served time in the slammer for his crimes. The DC Bar reinstated him lickety-split. For S&G's I tried to find out where he's practicing law now. The DC Bar doesn't give that info out.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:42 PM (rUbb2)

167 I watch The Blacklist sometimes

the FBI agents have what I call 'bottomless guns'

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Don Black Bounces Back at August 12, 2025 12:43 PM (AOsQT)

168 SPONGE!!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2025 12:43 PM (WvZaB)

169 >>The Melvins have been around a long time.


I have a super cool set of Melvins Picture Discs for 'Freak Puke' that were all done by (relatively) famous artists.

The highlight being a Tara McPherson image.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2025 12:43 PM (z6okN)

170 SPONGE!!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2025 12:43 PM (WvZaB)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:43 PM (IXZGh)

171 Top. Men.

Posted by: The Top. Men. of the FBI who always intone "Top. Men." at August 12, 2025 12:43 PM (0sNs1)

172 Schiff is San Francisco cocksucker!
Posted by: Mr. Wu at August 12, 2025 12:36 PM (wkXwO)
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Yeah, I'm glad I taught you that fuckin' word.
Posted by: Al Swearingen at August 12, 2025 12:40 PM (WvZaB)


Shut up Swenjin!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at August 12, 2025 12:43 PM (wkXwO)

173 I'm thinking it's the "There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. Rally behind the Virginians!" quote of another Southern general.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 12, 2025 12:44 PM (GYt5+)

174 A good volunteer project would be for someone to count the available number of light poles on the beltway around DC. Just in case that number becomes important in the future.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2025 12:44 PM (+OOgn)

175 During which Adam Schiff tragically makes a furtive gesture that officers mistake as reaching for a weapon.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 12, 2025 12:41 PM (5IFb9

Government gunmen "accidentally" killing a Democrat conspirator or two would do more good for this country than any of this high-flown #SomeoneWillCome legalistic bullshit ever has.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2025 12:44 PM (Cb9fH)

176 >>> I'm still thinking about that Pulitzer-winning photographer who had the picture of the bullet whizzing by Trump's head. Did he possibly set that shutter speed in advance, knowing that something was going to happen? Another Moron made that supposition, but I can't shake the suspicion that they had something there.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:14 PM (rUbb2)

And those photos would have been burned into our cultural consciousness for the rest of time.

The bullets we dodged as a nation, when Trump dodged his.

The left still doesn't understand how grateful they should be he wasn't killed that day. It would have ripped the country apart.

Posted by: LizLem at August 12, 2025 12:44 PM (gWBY1)

177
The Bearclaw twins have been awfully quiet lately.
Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2025 12:26 PM (Y8DZL)


Lol

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 12, 2025 12:44 PM (OA79/)

178 tankdemon, I'm actually not sure how it works to *remove* the security clearance from a member of Congress - they get them as sort of an ex officio courtesy (automatically, as part of their position). Don't recall clearances ever being revoked or limited.

I should know and remember more, but I wasn't hip deep in this part of it all the time, as many colleagues were - staffing classified briefings either at SSCI or in S-207. In any case it was 10,000 years ago in terms of American civic culture - a member of Congress leaking classified might have actually had real political ramifications for the leaker.

I suppose a president could restrict briefings to specific members - would be another doozy of a separation of powers and executive authority battle.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2025 12:44 PM (U/Byj)

179 Adam Schiff thinks that he is covered by the "Speech and Debate Clause" but his staff isn't

Posted by: SMOD at August 12, 2025 12:44 PM (RHGPo)

180 This article about Jaxson Dart's house hunting raises doubts in my mind as to whether he is all that focused on football.

https://tinyurl.com/84wne44v

Posted by: Oglebay at August 12, 2025 12:45 PM (2ap+5)

181 I'm thinking it's the "There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. Rally behind the Virginians!" quote of another Southern general.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 12, 2025 12:44 PM (GYt5+)
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Barnard Bee.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2025 12:45 PM (WvZaB)

182 63 At least Schiff didn't acquire sealed documents from a divorce case to smear a political opponent, so he isn't the lowest bacterial scum in the sewer treatment facility.
Posted by: Oglebay at August 12, 2025 12:21 PM (2ap+5)
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But he admires the guy who did.
Posted by: WisRich at August 12, 2025 12:22 PM (G0vdT)


And they did it to save our precious democracy!

Posted by: mrp at August 12, 2025 12:45 PM (rj6Yv)

183 152 image a machine gun that never runs out of ammo- just keep shooting
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Don Black Bounces Back at August 12, 2025 12:37 PM (AOsQT)

fap, fap, fap!!!
Posted by: Moron Gub Lovers at August 12, 2025 12:39 PM (wkXwO)

Didn't they do something like this with a Maxim/Vickers gun? Water cooled, belt fed. Kept it firing for like a week, iirc?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2025 12:45 PM (bss/y)

184 You know who else said "Beste. Männer."?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2025 12:45 PM (0sNs1)

185 181 This article about Jaxson Dart's house hunting raises doubts in my mind as to whether he is all that focused on football.

https://tinyurl.com/84wne44v

Posted by: Oglebay at August 12, 2025 12:45 PM (2ap+5)

NYG will be terrible...so this fits...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 12, 2025 12:46 PM (tOcjL)

186 LizLem!

Stop blowing the margins!

Use TinyURL or don't use links.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at August 12, 2025 12:46 PM (Fzkmo)

187 180 Adam Schiff thinks that he is covered by the "Speech and Debate Clause" but his staff isn't
Posted by: SMOD

The staff is covered by the Good & Plenty clause.

Posted by: Zombie John Conyers at August 12, 2025 12:46 PM (Dv3i1)

188 >>Adam Schiff thinks that he is covered by the "Speech and Debate Clause" but his staff isn't

Seems like a pretty odd interpretation of the Speech and Debate Clause. If this is true what's to stop any member of Congress from leaking any classified information?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2025 12:46 PM (viF8m)

189 I wonder if a prosecutor could come up with an argument that the statute of limitations has not run out on the Schiff crimes and go forward with the case. The process is the punishment (it's a cliche for a reason).
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Consider that one defense to the "ongoing conspiracy" charge is to ... admit the conspiracy has ended.
(esp. to take advantage of the Biden pardon)

Or that there was no conspiracy.

But, then evidence all has to come out first.

And that, that will not lead the pedo-coded Schiff to any safety.

But, conspiracy is a nasty tool, while Schiff may have ended his active involvement, the conspiracy doesn't end until the last conspirator stops furthering the conspiracy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2025 12:46 PM (Xoc7P)

190 [What, an outhouse wasn't available?]

RSBN 🇺🇸
@RSBNetwork

Trump moves Obama, Bush portraits to secluded White House stairwell

https://is.gd/XsxYwE

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 12, 2025 12:46 PM (ULFrs)

191 The Brothers Strause are a duo of American film directors, producers and special effects artists, consisting of brothers Greg and Colin Strause.


So they seem to be more effects guys rather than directors hence why Requiem managed to be even sh*ttier than other sh*tty offerings in that franchise.

Posted by: Nelly at August 12, 2025 12:46 PM (cHLus)

192 165 I have Thunderbolts on 4K to watch. Still don't know what a "Thunderbolt" is.

Thundercats >>> Thunderbolts. Especially Cheetara.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2025 12:42 PM (iFTx


Cause Thunderclaps sounds too much like superhero VD.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 12, 2025 12:47 PM (OA79/)

193 But, guys. Everything will be fine.

Jimmy Kimmel has secured citizenship in Italy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:47 PM (IXZGh)

194
Seems like a pretty odd interpretation of the Speech and Debate Clause. If this is true what's to stop any member of Congress from leaking any classified information?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2025 12:46 PM (viF8m)



Well, the Constitution is a living, breathing document, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:48 PM (IXZGh)

195 182 I'm thinking it's the "There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. Rally behind the Virginians!" quote of another Southern general.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 12, 2025 12:44 PM (GYt5+)
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Barnard Bee.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2025 12:45 PM (WvZaB)
South Carolinians answer the call.

Posted by: Eromero at August 12, 2025 12:48 PM (LHPAg)

196 ...considered the classified leaking to be "unethical," "illegal," and "treasonous,"

Treason requires actively aiding a declared enemy of the United States. "Democrats" meet that definition.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2025 12:48 PM (3nLb4)

197 [What, an outhouse wasn't available?]
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Cue Lincoln's Ethan Allen joke.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2025 12:48 PM (WvZaB)

198 Schiff is an attorney, is he not? This is certainly disreputable conduct- if nothing else, he should be referred to the bar at which his membership sits- I assume California.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 12, 2025 12:40 PM (hlNLQ)

Kevin Clinesmith was a convicted felon who served time in the slammer for his crimes. The DC Bar reinstated him lickety-split. For S&G's I tried to find out where he's practicing law now. The DC Bar doesn't give that info out.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:42 PM (rUbb2)
_____

I don't think this fecal lout ever had his bar license revoked. He agreed to a voluntary one-year suspension. At the end of that year, the license became operative again. There was no need to formally "reinstate" it. I don't know what he's doing now, but I hope it involves gay horny truckers and a filthy underpass.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2025 12:48 PM (iFTx/)

199 191 [What, an outhouse wasn't available?]

RSBN 🇺🇸
@RSBNetwork

Trump moves Obama, Bush portraits to secluded White House stairwell

https://is.gd/XsxYwE
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 12, 2025 12:46 PM (ULFrs)


Trump should commission an artist to do a nice but totally traditional portrait. Hang it instead and just say the other one was too ugly to look at every day. Everything barky did was just a finger in your eye.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 12, 2025 12:49 PM (OA79/)

200
So they seem to be more effects guys rather than directors hence why Requiem managed to be even sh*ttier than other sh*tty offerings in that franchise.
Posted by: Nelly at August 12, 2025 12:46 PM (cHLus)



There were so many plot holes left unfilled, it was ridiculous. All to get some supposed high school chick to drop to a bra and panties.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:49 PM (IXZGh)

201 OMG! WTF? DEI.

DC police chief asks what “chain of command” means after question from reporter

This clip was originally shared by the Trump War Room account and lacks the context of what led to this question.

https://tinyurl.com/bddw3x7y

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 12:49 PM (Ktdcc)

202 Mike Davis of that Article 3 project and his very close with both Trump and members of the current DOJ claims the DOJ is bundling all of this stuff into a single ongoing criminal conspiracy. If they do then statute of limitations is not an issue.
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Iran-Contra was a lemonade stand where the crime was pilfering County Time packets from the parent's pantry compared to what this is.

Watergate was trespassing by walking across the corner of your neighbor's lawn compared to this.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2025 12:49 PM (Xoc7P)

203 Normally leaking false intelligence confidential information -- even supposed allowed under House rules -- would mean voters would throw his treasonous ass out. But we are talking California (or MD) Dems here....

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 12, 2025 12:49 PM (wBaIH)

204 Trump moves Obama, Bush portraits to secluded White House stairwell

==

hahahahah!!

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 12:50 PM (g47mK)

205 Good friend is related to General Bee.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2025 12:50 PM (U/Byj)

206 >>Trump should commission an artist to do a nice but totally traditional portrait.

Of Obama's Chef.

...on the bottom of the Reflecting Pool.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2025 12:50 PM (z6okN)

207 Maybe statute of limitations has passed for these known instances, but to investigate if more recent leaks have taken place a pre-dawn raid is in order. During which Adam Schiff tragically makes a furtive gesture that officers mistake as reaching for a weapon.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 12, 2025 12:41 PM (

His furtive gesture is to hide the gerbil cage.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 12, 2025 12:50 PM (BbZ1G)

208 Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2025 12:37 PM (z6okN)

He knows too much. HE KNOWS TOO MUCH

Posted by: Minx 0.9 Omega at August 12, 2025 12:50 PM (I7DM/)

209 I wonder if a prosecutor could come up with an argument that the statute of limitations has not run out on the Schiff crimes and go forward with the case. The process is the punishment (it's a cliche for a reason).

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If New York State can obviate the statute of limitations to go after Trump ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 12, 2025 12:50 PM (ULFrs)

210 >>> Or you shoot ultra-high frame rate video, and simply pick a frame that shows the flying bullet. Such cameras are readily available now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 12:19 PM (KmEIw)

My camera phone can do this, so I have no doubt a high powered digital camera can also. Yeah, I don't think the photographers were in on it. Just the people who gave them the assignment.

I still smile at how mad they must be that the iconic Trump fist pump photo came out of that day.

Posted by: LizLem at August 12, 2025 12:50 PM (gWBY1)

211 I saw Gay Horny Truckers open for C.W. McCall at Winchesters' Gas & Go in Laredo in '75.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2025 12:50 PM (Dv3i1)

212 So many people and operatives were involved in the smear campaign...undoubtedly more than Gitmo or Aligator Alcatraz could hold, including a good percentage of Congress, the courts, and inhabitants of various Gov't agencies.

We're gonna need much larger, longer gallows.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 12:51 PM (ynpvh)

213 Jimmy Kimmel has secured citizenship in Italy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:47 PM (IXZGh)

LOL. Lemme guess. The little crybaby fairy saw his buddy Colbert get hung out to dry by his network and the sleazeball agent they both share, and decided it's time to buy a vacation home in Tuscany for his own rapidly approaching retirement years, but he says it's actually a Strong & Brave thing he's doing to protest the dark night of fascism descending on the stately manors of the Manhattan cultural elite.

Am I close?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2025 12:51 PM (Cb9fH)

214 Jimmy Kimmel has secured citizenship in Italy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:47 PM (IXZGh)

so when does he leave?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 12, 2025 12:52 PM (nXhwP)

215 Adam Schiff thinks that he is covered by the "Speech and Debate Clause" but his staff isn't
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That's a blatantly transparent attempt at "messaging". He knows damn well he's not being investigated for giving out information on the floor of a Congressional hearing--he's being investigated for the treachery he did in private.

Posted by: Crusader at August 12, 2025 12:53 PM (TN0g+)

216 ... considered the classified leaking to be "unethical," "illegal," and "treasonous," ...

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Make Treason Executable Again!

I suppose we can hang Pencil-Neck Schitt with fishing line instead of a rope ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 12, 2025 12:53 PM (ULFrs)

217 I saw Gay Horny Truckers open for C.W. McCall at Winchesters' Gas & Go in Laredo in '75.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2025 12:50 PM (Dv3i1)

did garrett take you to that show?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 12, 2025 12:53 PM (nXhwP)

218 "No reasonable prosecutor..."

Posted by: Dan Patterson at August 12, 2025 12:53 PM (Jn2Ft)

219 10 4 "You come at the king, you best not miss"
- Omar Little

Schiff went after the King. He missed.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 12:09 PM (rUbb2)

*coughassassinationattemptcough*

I keep thinking about the assassination attempt and how... odd their reaction has been since. It is like they were thinking 'damn, that was our best shot. He should be dead! Wtf do we do now?!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2025 12:11 PM (bss/y)

I suggest a Hillary-based solution...
They should make sure to wear their Nikes and purple cloths in preparation.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

220 "Those abuses eroded public trust in our institutions".

The left has succeeded. We are in the Grand Canyon of public distrust.

Posted by: Angel at August 12, 2025 12:53 PM (P1KWe)

221 I remember when the FNM biggest scandal of the Shrub years was "who released the classified info of Plame's status".

The argument made at the time was releasing classified information was straight treason.

Why do I feel the left will handle this differently?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 12:54 PM (t0Rmr)

222 Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 12:37 PM (Pv3Rg)

Imagine you're Trump - never been too religious - and you cobble together this movement that includes many faithful - and everywhere you go people tell you they are praying for you. They ask if they can. And they pray over you in Jesus's name.

Then after nine years, THAT happens.

Imagine.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2025 12:54 PM (I7DM/)

223 And to add the chef's kiss to the outrageous condition of the "bar", specifically the DC bar, they've moved to strip Jeff Clark of his accreditation - for the outrageous crime of writing a memo for the AG after the farcical election of 2020. A memo suggesting options that were never adopted. And a memo the hacks who make up the DC bar (and their dim politically tribal analogues that dominate the profession) couldn't substantively touch.

So Clinesmith is given a slap on the wrist for an epic crime, part of probably the most important crime spree in American history, while a serving official is demonized and disbarred for writing a memo, which was his job. A memo these idiots can't substantively criticize in a credible manner.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2025 12:55 PM (U/Byj)

224 Oh no!! Sorry CBD about the margins! Insert the horror face emoji here.

*pictures the teacher from Christmas story complaining about margins*

*skulks off to the barrel*

I'm having a site issue where after 100 or so posts, if I click on the link to go to the bottom, it blows up the ads and that's all I see. I have to click back out, reload, and scroll down manually. It's probably an Apple thing, I don't know how to get around it.

Posted by: LizLem at August 12, 2025 12:55 PM (gWBY1)

225 217 I saw Gay Horny Truckers open for C.W. McCall at Winchesters' Gas & Go in Laredo in '75.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2025 12:50 PM (Dv3i1)

did garrett take you to that show?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at August 12, 2025 12:53 PM (nXhwP)

Chuck Martel, my homie, the Hammer!

Posted by: David "Hammer Man" De Pape at August 12, 2025 12:55 PM (ynpvh)

226 The Trump administration should see that Kimmel has citizenship in another country and revoke his American citizenship.

"There's only room for one country to belong to."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:55 PM (IXZGh)

227 Jimmy Kimmel has secured citizenship in Italy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:47 PM (IXZGh)

Why did Giorgia Meloni allow this??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 12, 2025 12:55 PM (DA0uu)

228 224 Oh no!! Sorry CBD about the margins! Insert the horror face emoji here.

*pictures the teacher from Christmas story complaining about margins*

*skulks off to the barrel*

I'm having a site issue where after 100 or so posts, if I click on the link to go to the bottom, it blows up the ads and that's all I see. I have to click back out, reload, and scroll down manually. It's probably an Apple thing, I don't know how to get around it.

Posted by: LizLem at August 12, 2025 12:55 PM (gWBY1)

Don't use Apple?

Posted by: David at August 12, 2025 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

229 off sock...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

230 >>> Jimmy Kimmel has secured citizenship in Italy.

Enjoy it while you have it...

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell who is getting kicked out of Ireland by the Irish at August 12, 2025 12:56 PM (gWBY1)

231 If I were in the Sicilian mob, I'd be putting a mirror shine on my trusty kidnappin' shoes right about now. That little bitch made pussy is a goldmine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2025 12:57 PM (Cb9fH)

232 Yes, O'Donnell and DeGenerate have 'left' the US and reside in another country.

They've not renounced their US citizenship, so they're still going to come back and suck up that sweet, sweet US Dollar whenever they can.

Hypocrite assholes......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:58 PM (IXZGh)

233 Al Capone went to prison for income tax evasion. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 12, 2025 12:58 PM (MZ+PY)

234 Jimmy Kimmel has secured citizenship in Italy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:47 PM


Well...bye.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2025 01:00 PM (kgE5c)

235
So Clinesmith is given a slap on the wrist for an epic crime, part of probably the most important crime spree in American history, while a serving official is demonized and disbarred for writing a memo, which was his job. A memo these idiots can't substantively criticize in a credible manner.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2025 12:55 PM

The bar associations exist to protect its members just like California I see.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 01:00 PM (AZf41)

236 232 Yes, O'Donnell and DeGenerate have 'left' the US and reside in another country.

They've not renounced their US citizenship, so they're still going to come back and suck up that sweet, sweet US Dollar whenever they can.

Hypocrite assholes......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:58 PM (IXZGh)

The knife cuts both ways. As a US citizen, you're subject to US taxes no matter where the income is derived, or no matter where you live. The only way to get around that is to renounce your citizenship.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 01:01 PM (rUbb2)

237 I'm having a site issue where after 100 or so posts, if I click on the link to go to the bottom, it blows up the ads and that's all I see. I have to click back out, reload, and scroll down manually. It's probably an Apple thing, I don't know how to get around it.

Posted by: LizLem at August 12, 2025 12:55 PM (gWBY1)
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I turned off JavaScript for the comments pages.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2025 01:01 PM (WvZaB)

238 "That little bitch made pussy is a goldmine."

Kimmel, or Meloni?

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 01:01 PM (iBAge)

239 Jimmy Kimmel has secured citizenship in Italy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:47 PM

I hope he can find someone who cares.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 12, 2025 01:01 PM (3xKEV)

240 And the stories (actually just plain descriptions of goings-on, offered unwittingly) I have heard from a friend's spouse, who is in a very senior slot with one of the biggest law firms in existence, are mind-boggling. Regarding the infantile tribalistic political nature of so much of legal elite.

Though my favorite was the little tidbit that one of the firm's offices had (of course!) wanted to get involved, on a pro bono basis of course, with helping "asylum" petitioners flooding the country under the vegetable. They first did a small bit of due diligence - had someone screen a large sample of cases to see how many seemed legit/had a chance of favorable consideration.

Hmm. They found such a small % of cases that were facially legit - think around 5% - that they shelved the whole idea. An excellent, revealing, inside data point to confirm what any reasonable observer saw in the last 4 years - the effective abolition of immigration law.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2025 01:01 PM (U/Byj)

241 238 "That little bitch made pussy is a goldmine."

Kimmel, or Meloni?
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 01:01 PM (iBAge)

Kimmel.

Meloni is hot, but less bitchmade than Kimmel.

I do love the fiery ones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2025 01:02 PM (bss/y)

242 235
So Clinesmith is given a slap on the wrist for an epic crime, part of probably the most important crime spree in American history, while a serving official is demonized and disbarred for writing a memo, which was his job. A memo these idiots can't substantively criticize in a credible manner.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 12, 2025 12:55 PM

The bar associations exist to protect its members just like California I see.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 01:00 PM (AZf41)

And punish those that go against its communist tendencies and agendas.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

243 Posted by: LizLem at August 12, 2025 12:50 PM (gWBY1)

Put yourself in Obama, Comey or Hillary's place.

They know it's coming. They plan it for a year or more.

They sit at home and wait. CNN broadcast it. The world and it's technology will immortalize their victory in the most gruesome horror imaginable. It will shock the world. It will be their greatest triumph.

He's speaking. A beautiful day. You wait. Then... you see the flash of blood and he goes down. And in your head for one shining glorious moment that's it - you did it - "We Are The Champions!!" plays. You can't wait for the aftermath. To act somber. The tearful remembrance about how he wasn't all that bad and when will this political violence stop.

You are ready to shake your head in public while privately whooping it up and throwing child sex parties. Who will you celebrate with first? Who gets the first hug. The first blow job. WE DID IT.

And then.... he pops up. He pops up in a sea of SS!! Bloodied but unbowed. Pumping his fist. American flag waving. Kid Rock playing.

Must have been fucking devastating. Like losing the World Series on a grand slam after thinking your guy was struck out. Hahahahaha.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2025 01:02 PM (I7DM/)

244 I don't get it. Why would Schiff decide to illegally leak classified materials, to get Trump? He told every CNN and MSNBC news talker for months and months that evidence of Trump's collusion with Russia, Russia, Russia was IN PLAIN SIGHT!!!!!!

What am I missing?

Posted by: Gref at August 12, 2025 01:03 PM (aBgBM)

245 So obviously the FBI covered it up, too, under James Comey's direction. (Or Chris Wray's -- not sure when the interview happened.)

There was a whole lot of 'deeming' going on back then.

"Upon receiving the advice and consent of the Attorney General, I pronounce this activity unworthy of investigation. Can I have an amen from the congregation?" MSM: "AMEN!!!"

Posted by: mrp at August 12, 2025 01:03 PM (rj6Yv)

246 "It's probably an Apple thing ..."

gp instantly averts eyes, closes ears. Glad there's at least one platform that I never ever have to deal with.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 01:03 PM (iBAge)

247 227 Jimmy Kimmel has secured citizenship in Italy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:47 PM (IXZGh)

Why did Giorgia Meloni allow this??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August

Italy is pretty liberal in a lot of ways. But there are things in Italy Kimmel may be surprised about if he actually lives there.

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 01:03 PM (QzINz)

248 Keep the pressure on and then indict a few lower rung flunkies. Get them to flip and watch the left lose its mind, more than usual.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2025 01:04 PM (2yJqE)

249 What's that old saying???

"The Walls Are Closing In!!!", or something along those lines???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 12, 2025 01:04 PM (wtvvX)

250 "Meloni is hot"

Meloni is smokin! #UpWithMelonism

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 01:04 PM (iBAge)

251 And then.... he pops up. He pops up in a sea of SS!! Bloodied but unbowed. Pumping his fist. American flag waving. Kid Rock playing.

Must have been fucking devastating. Like losing the World Series on a grand slam after thinking your guy was struck out. Hahahahaha.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2025 01:02 PM (I7DM/)

And his balls out, fucking swinging his dick above his head triumphant 'YOU WEASELLY FUCKERS MISSED ME! TRY THAT FUCKING AGAIN!' Is why I can believe some of the mentally retarded on the other side can see this as manufactured.

Dude got shot. And did not fucking blink. NO WAY to know that would happen. He reacts the wrong way, the failed attempt could have been as bad as a successful one. But damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2025 01:05 PM (bss/y)

252 247 227 Jimmy Kimmel has secured citizenship in Italy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:47 PM (IXZGh)

Why did Giorgia Meloni allow this??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August

Italy is pretty liberal in a lot of ways. But there are things in Italy Kimmel may be surprised about if he actually lives there.

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 01:03 PM (QzINz)

Yeah. Does he parla Itlaliano?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 01:05 PM (ynpvh)

253 yep three dots

well we're in this lucky timeline anyway

probably 1000-to-1 are timelines where the universe goes on without him

(I'm a multiple-timeline-type Everett fan)

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 01:05 PM (Pv3Rg)

254 >>Dude got shot. And did not fucking blink. NO WAY to know that would happen. He reacts the wrong way, the failed attempt could have been as bad as a successful one. But damn.


"Where's my shoe!?"

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2025 01:05 PM (z6okN)

255 What's that old saying???

"The Walls Are Closing In!!!", or something along those lines???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 12, 2025 01:04 PM


But what of the wheels, man?! What of the wheels?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2025 01:05 PM (kgE5c)

256 249 What's that old saying???

"The Walls Are Closing In!!!", or something along those lines???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 12, 2025 01:04 PM (wtvvX)

Well, if they are, I hope they're filled with spikes Indiana Jones' movie style...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 01:06 PM (ynpvh)

257 >What's that old saying???

"The Walls Are Closing In!!!", or something along those lines???

Posted by: Tex Lovera
---
no
it's wheels closing in, and walls coming off
pretty sure

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Don Black Bounces Back at August 12, 2025 01:06 PM (AOsQT)

258 'YOU WEASELLY FUCKERS MISSED ME! TRY THAT FUCKING AGAIN!'

they did try it again

at least two more times

and I think there was a drone following a decoy Presidential motorcade in the days following as well

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 01:06 PM (Pv3Rg)

259 Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
"Paul Sperry was the reporter who outed the name of the [impeachment] 'whistleblower' Adam Schiff was hyping so he was a thorn in Schiff's side, and here he's sending an embarrassing letter [to Twitter] saying we want this account removed." -- Matt Taibbi

https://tinyurl.com/43zn5vst

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2025 01:06 PM (NpAcC)

260 My Apple thing is I can't click on "jump to bottom of page". If I do, I end up in a doom loop of click bait ads

Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2025 01:06 PM (oERdd)

261 Must have been fucking devastating. Like losing the World Series on a grand slam after thinking your guy was struck out. Hahahahaha.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2025 01:02 PM (I7DM/)
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Game 1 of the 1988 World Series. WHEEEE HAAAAAA!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2025 01:07 PM (WvZaB)

262 254 >>Dude got shot. And did not fucking blink. NO WAY to know that would happen. He reacts the wrong way, the failed attempt could have been as bad as a successful one. But damn.


another fantastic point, a la The Dead Zone

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 01:07 PM (Pv3Rg)

263 Could it get leaked that Adam "Pencilneck" Schiff has information that could lead to the arrest and prosecution of Hillary Clinton?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2025 01:08 PM (0sNs1)

264 254
...

"Where's my shoe!?"

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2025 01:05 PM (z6okN)

That's such a crock...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

265 The Constitution is clear. You can't use a fishing line.
But you can offer a cigarette and a blindfold.

Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2025 01:08 PM (2IVq3)

266 Italy is pretty liberal in a lot of ways. But there are things in Italy Kimmel may be surprised about if he actually lives there.

Silverman will have to fly back to the US to get her late-term abortion?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2025 01:08 PM (3nLb4)

267 "Walls Closing In" supercut

https://youtu.be/rLEchPZm318

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Don Black Bounces Back at August 12, 2025 01:09 PM (AOsQT)

268 227 Jimmy Kimmel has secured citizenship in Italy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 12:47 PM (IXZGh)

Why did Giorgia Meloni allow this??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August

Apparently not really? His grandparents were immigrants from Italy. But not speaking Italian isn’t a huge problem, there are a lot of English speakers. I say that, but I have never been without someone who speaks Italian.

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 01:10 PM (pRpzT)

269 Silverman will have to fly back to the US to get her late-term abortion?


I think those days are past for her ...

regardless Italy people there are not super friendly. stuff is a little, slow I guess. they won't get their asses kissed as per normal unless they bring their own army of ass kissers over

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 01:10 PM (Pv3Rg)

270 Is why I can believe some of the mentally retarded on the other side can see this as manufactured

------

I had a coworker who was one of these. She firmly believes Crooks was simultaneously a highly trained super sniper who could shoot on iron sights to wound Trump superficially and also a dumb patsy who was killed instantly by the Trump-corrupted Secret Service to cover their tracks in this obvious campaign stunt.

No kidding, she'll go to her grave believing this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2025 01:10 PM (Cb9fH)

271 266 Italy is pretty liberal in a lot of ways. But there are things in Italy Kimmel may be surprised about if he actually lives there.

Silverman will have to fly back to the US to get her late-term abortion?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2025 01:08 PM (3nLb4)

She can always go to China or North Korea to get it done...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 01:10 PM (ynpvh)

272
Schiff would be re-elected in California from a jail cell.

Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2025 01:10 PM (Y8DZL)

273 I'm having a site issue where after 100 or so posts, if I click on the link to go to the bottom, it blows up the ads and that's all I see. I have to click back out, reload, and scroll down manually. It's probably an Apple thing, I don't know how to get around it.

There's weird ad stuff in the comments now because not enough people drop things in the tip jar. Ad blockers help a great deal.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2025 01:10 PM (2ocoG)

274 Nood

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 01:10 PM (AZf41)

275 I loved the part where the feds didn't shoot at crooks UNTIL the local guys wounded him

that was fun

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 01:11 PM (Pv3Rg)

276 I remember when the FNM biggest scandal of the Shrub years was "who released the classified info of Plame's status".

Moreover, they were simultaneously claiming she had ultimate top secret double-ought status while she was the subject of a Vanity Fair centerfold. (Clothed, it's not that kind of centerfold).

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2025 01:11 PM (2ocoG)

277 (I'm a multiple-timeline-type Everett fan)
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 01:05 PM (Pv3Rg)

It's one timeline or so the Bible tells me.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2025 01:12 PM (I7DM/)

278 Meloni eyeroll.

youtube.com/shorts/5uFSN5FRUXc

I get that look from chicks all the time, but the way SHE does it gives me a boner.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 01:12 PM (iBAge)

279 Dont forget folks, a citizen was murdered by the assassin and couple others wounded.

I've had people swear it was a false flag by Trump. I just ignore them. Delusion is real.

Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2025 01:13 PM (2IVq3)

280 Speech and debate immunity?? Granted to illegally leaking classified info? FFS shciff should have just shot him on his way to the Capitol. Immunity. This is what democrat brains on drugs come up with....

Posted by: Of course they told themselves it was justified, and they would never be caught at August 12, 2025 01:14 PM (/oUAl)

281 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 01:14 PM (DF0j7)

282 279 Dont forget folks, a citizen was murdered by the assassin and couple others wounded.

I've had people swear it was a false flag by Trump. I just ignore them. Delusion is real.

Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2025 01:13 PM (2IVq3)

Yeah, let's hire some whackjob who doesn't have years of range practice to shoot me in the tip of my ear from nearly 140 yards away, just as I turn my head...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 12, 2025 01:17 PM (ynpvh)

283 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2025 01:37 PM (3nLb4)

284 Meloni eyeroll.

youtube.com/shorts/5uFSN5FRUXc

I get that look from chicks all the time, but the way SHE does it gives me a boner.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 01:12 PM (iBAge)

She gave Justin Castreau that eyeball.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 12, 2025 01:40 PM (kTd/k)

285 I'm actually not sure how it works to *remove* the security clearance from a member of Congress - they get them as sort of an ex officio courtesy (automatically, as part of their position).
———

Yes, this is horse shit. “Deemed” to have passed a background check simply because they won an election.

Before anyone can even run for federal office they should have to pass the OG F.B.I. style security and loyalty tests. Character, associations, vices, gambling, sex perversions, etc. Naturally few would qualify.

That’s a tood thing.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 12, 2025 01:44 PM (29nn/)

286 Does this prison carry orange jumpsuits in size 46 short? Asking for a friend named Adam.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 12, 2025 04:25 PM (cB7nX)

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