Trump: JB Pritzker Is So Fat and Gross and Incompetent I May Take Over Chicago Too

I don't know if he can do this. It does put some pressure on the obese incompetent Pritzker to do something about runaway crime in Chicago (and throughout the blue areas of the state).

President Donald Trump says Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker is incompetent, that he may send the National Guard into Chicago and will work to reverse the end of cash bail.
In announcing federal law enforcement actions in Washington D.C. on Monday, Trump said he may send the National Guard to keep the peace in places with heavy crime.
"And if we need to, we're going to do the same thing in Chicago, which is a disaster," Trump said. "We have a mayor there who's totally incompetent. He's an incompetent man. And we have an incompetent governor. That Pritzker's an incompetent. His family threw him out of the business, and he ran for governor."
Trump even went as far as adding to speculation that Pritzker is running for president in 2028.
"And now I understand he wants to be president, but I noticed he lost a little weight, so maybe he has a chance," Trump said. "You know, you never know what happens. But Pritzker is a gross, incompetent guy, thrown out of the family business."
Later in the day Monday, Pritzker said Trump has no right or legal ability to send troops into the city of Chicago.
"As to everything else that he had to say this morning, I guess I should say thank you for the compliment," Pritzker said at an unrelated event.
Pritzker said Trump is a cheater, a convicted felon and has declared bankruptcy several times. As to his political future, Pritzker said the only decisions he's made is to run for a third term as governor.
Trump also said he's got more he is taking aim at across the country concerning public safety, including ending no-cash bail.
"That's what started it in Chicago. I mean, bad politicians started and bad leadership started it. But that was the one thing that's central. No cash bail," Trump said. "Somebody murders somebody and they're out on no cash bail before the day is out. We're going to end that in Chicago. We're going to change the statute."
Illinois ended cash bail statewide in 2023, being the first state to do so.
The Network for Pretrial Justice said in a statement Monday that Trump's policies hurt poor people and people of color, and that dangerous people are not flooding the streets. They argue violent crime has decreased since the start of no-cash bail.

Trump wants to end the post-George-Floyd practice of letting out psychotic savages on no bail (or almost no bail), nationally.

President Trump pledged Monday to push federal legislation banning no-cash-bail policies nationwide, calling them a "disaster" that fuels crime. Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-NY) said she will author the bill, vowing to dismantle New York's bail reform laws and restore "law and order that puts America first."
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Speaking at a White House press conference where he also announced temporary federal control of Washington, D.C.'s police department, Trump blasted no-cash-bail policies in New York, Chicago, and other Democrat-led cities. "Somebody murders somebody and they're out on no cash bail before the day is out," he said.
Stefanik told the New York Post she would lead the legislative push to end Gov. Kathy Hochul's bail reform, calling it a "radical, dangerous and insane" policy that favors "criminals and illegals" over law-abiding citizens.
DC U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro backed Trump's proposal but urged further changes to local laws, criticizing the city's Youth Rehabilitation Act after a 19-year-old convicted of a bus shooting received probation instead of prison time.

I don't think Republicans will go along with a federalization of state bail laws, even if they agree that blue states should change their laws. Republicans have moved closer to Trump's blending of strong presidential and strong federal rule with a conservative agenda, but I'm pretty sure they will absolutely balk at federalizing bail.

Still, it's not bad to use the bully pulpit to make demands and criticize a policy that is literally killing people. (And raping people. And pushing people in front of speeding subways.)

Meanwhile, the woke racist incompetent geek Brandon Johnston has Chicago on the edge of bankruptcy.

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson sounded the alarm Tuesday about Chicago's finances.
"We have reached a point of no return," Mayor Johnson said Tuesday. "The systems that people rely upon -- education, health care, housing, our transportation -- they are woefully underfunded, and everyone knows that. Everyone knows what, you know, my commitment is to progressive revenue. I can't do this by myself."

LOL. Like this nasty Black KKK twerp is doing anything constructive.

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Johnson said the state needs new progressive revenue options, but he did not name any specific plans.

The city of Chicago has a massive $1.1 billion budget gap to fill for 2026. Mayor Johnson promising has promised not to once again pitch a property tax hike -- which the City Council unanimously rejected for 2025 -- but said last week he's looking at creative ways to raise tax dollars.
The menu on that table appears to target Chicago's ultra-rich. Johnson said he is looking for ways to extract more tax dollars from the 127,000 millionaires who now call Chicago home, as well as the 25 billionaires residing inside the city limits.

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Posted by: doug at August 12, 2025 02:23 PM (Hy+R4)

2 Johnson said the state needs new progressive revenue options, but he did not name any specific plans.

Live within your means? Just a thought.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2025 02:24 PM (Riz8t)

3 Not #1

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 12, 2025 02:24 PM (S/Y4j)

4 I nooded first like a noobie.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2025 02:24 PM (6ydKt)

5 I hope this is another thing where Trump is trying to have an impact, and is not actually going to try that.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 02:24 PM (krQz2)

6 Chicago
Chicago
A miserable trown.

Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2025 02:25 PM (pMi6S)

7 yay

Posted by: gnats local678 at August 12, 2025 02:25 PM (CWTWj)

8 Chicago has some of the highest property taxes in the country. And the dirty secret is that literally 100% of it goes to paying government pensions.

That is fucking criminal.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 12, 2025 02:25 PM (0t1wa)

9 Countdown until the Dems accuse Trump of trying to kneecap a strong rival for '28...

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2025 02:25 PM (Riz8t)

10 "JB Pritzker Is So Fat and Gross and Incompetent I May Take Over Chicago Too"

Should have said Brandon Johnson is too stupid to run Chicago. But if he wants to take the entire state over from Pritzker, have at it!

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 02:25 PM (iBAge)

11 Meanwhile, the woke racist incompetent geek Brandon Johnston has Chicago on the edge of bankruptcy.
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And that's when they'll beg the union for a bail-out.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 02:26 PM (krQz2)

12 That Pritzker's an incompetent. His family threw him out of the business, and he ran for governor."

lol

Exhibit A on why they hate Trump so much.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2025 02:26 PM (6ydKt)

13 Per TGP: Dana White announces that the White House will host a UFC fight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 12, 2025 02:26 PM (jVSRz)

14 5 I hope this is another thing where Trump is trying to have an impact, and is not actually going to try that.
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I suspect it's like the "Canada as 51st state" thing. Get your enemies to freak out and embarrass themselves, inspire grassroots change in the direction you want, and set up establishment types to accept a bad deal in the future because "it could have been much worse".

Posted by: the lower depths at August 12, 2025 02:26 PM (+b4rY)

15 Oh dear kami-sama

Trump is going to make the Left stroke out.

BRB need to get more popcorn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:26 PM (hV2n9)

16 If this is "authoritarian" then ... I like it. Take over all blue cities. Do it. Fuck Pritzker and all these fat lumpy fecalian mopes.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2025 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

18 "Chicago has some of the highest property taxes in the country. And the dirty secret is that literally 100% of it goes to paying government pensions."

And bubble high prop values to go with it. I don't know how people can afford to live there.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 02:27 PM (iBAge)

19 I'm other words. Reeeeeelax. I'm adding another finger

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at August 12, 2025 02:27 PM (xOmtI)

20 I suggest a tactical nuke for Chicago.

Posted by: toddg at August 12, 2025 02:27 PM (HsIYU)

21 Chicago would've done better electing Mrs. O'Leary's cow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 02:27 PM (L/fGl)

22 You can't do a post about what a shitshow Chitcago and the state of Illinois is without posting a link to

https://heyjackass.com

I'm just sayin......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

23 I care about DC because it’s the capitol of my country. I care not one whit about Chicago.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 12, 2025 02:28 PM (u73oe)

24 Mrs. O'Leary and her cow, "What? And get another bad rap pinned on us? Forget it!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:29 PM (hV2n9)

25 After WWII a de-Nazification program was necessary to 'cleanse' Germany. This country will need a similar de-Democrat Party-ification if we ever think we can recover from the damage they've done.

Just my opinion.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 12, 2025 02:29 PM (0t1wa)

26 Remember 2010, when the word "Chicago" was racist?

Trump just can't help his racism.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 02:29 PM (krQz2)

27 "You know, you never know what happens. But Pritzker is a gross, incompetent guy, thrown out of the family business."

Trump is too funny. Jay Pritzker, the family patriarch and founder of the family fortune, was a legitimate business genius. The Pritzker family, however, while still making gobs of money through their various ventures, has also famously feuded mightily, with suits and countersuits lobbed back and forth throughout their history. There are several Pritzkers who haven't spoken to each other for years. There are also some Republican Pritzkers - although they keep a low profile.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 02:29 PM (rUbb2)

28 Johnson said the state needs new progressive revenue options, but he did not name any specific plans.
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Live within your means? Just a thought.

Crazy talk.
-- Every politician ever, including DJT

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2025 02:29 PM (3nLb4)

29 Bleach and rope retailers hardest hit.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 12, 2025 02:29 PM (5yDGQ)

30 I saw Fat Lumpy Fecalian Mopes open for…

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2025 02:29 PM (77rzZ)

31 My preference would be to say to Illnoise and Shitcago: "Drop dead."

Posted by: BurtTC at August 12, 2025 02:29 PM (dGCAG)

32 22 And cwbchicago.com! Second City Cop was real good, until they locked down for #crimespeak.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 02:30 PM (iBAge)

33 Johnson said the state needs new progressive revenue options, but he did not name any specific plans.
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This ought to be good.

Progressive = Socialist

Socialist = Other people's money

So, your revenue is aka Progressive Revenue. Chicago is going to beg of a bail out. It's not going to go well.

Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2025 02:30 PM (dIske)

34 "Somebody murders somebody and they're out on no cash bail before the day is out. We're going to end that in Chicago. We're going to change the statute."

Illinois ended cash bail statewide in 2023, being the first state to do so.

The Network for Pretrial Justice said in a statement Monday that Trump's policies hurt poor people and people of color,
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Wow, that is a blatenly racist statement coming from the Network for Pretrial Justice. Shocking.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2025 02:30 PM (Dv3i1)

35 The Network for Pretrial Justice said in a statement Monday that Trump's policies hurt poor people and people of color, and that dangerous people are not flooding the streets. They argue violent crime has decreased since the start of no-cash bail.

Well, you know, statistically it makes sense.
If you let all the murderers out of jail eventually you're going to start running out of murderers as they murder each other.

Crime is bound to go down at that point.

This was proven out many times in the Old West.
Of course they hanged murderers the day after the conviction, if the murderer was lucky, so that helped speed the process up somewhat.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2025 02:30 PM (6ydKt)

36 After WWII a de-Nazification program was necessary to 'cleanse' Germany. This country will need a similar de-Democrat Party-ification if we ever think we can recover from the damage they've done.

Just my opinion.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 12, 2025 02:29 PM (0t1wa)
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Lol. The Nazi party just filtered into the Green party.

And they retained the elements of fascism.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 02:30 PM (krQz2)

37 Dana White announces that the White House will host a UFC fight.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

Jerry "Nads" Nadler v. Adam "Pencil Neck" Schiff.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 02:30 PM (L/fGl)

38 The trick to dealing with Jabba Pritzker is to always have a thermal detonator handy.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 12, 2025 02:30 PM (S/Y4j)

39 2 Johnson said the state needs new progressive revenue options, but he did not name any specific plans.

Live within your means? Just a thought.
Posted by: Archimedes

Of course not, silly. Big, electric fences to keep all rich people in, and if you ever so much as flew past O’hare, 30% income tax.

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 02:31 PM (QzINz)

40 Johnson spent all the peoples money on illegals.. Everyone knows it...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2025 02:31 PM (VE6XX)

41 More like the Network for Peverting Justice

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:31 PM (hV2n9)

42 "I care about DC because it’s the capitol of my country. I care not one whit about Chicago."

I care more about Chicago. De-sanctify DC. Scatter the Fed agencies to the hinterlands.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 02:31 PM (iBAge)

43 Oh, that would be delicious....

Ok, maybe not the best metaphor because now Pritzker might eat Chicago.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 12, 2025 02:31 PM (N1tpc)

44 CHicago has been functionally bankrupt for years.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2025 02:31 PM (GZYu7)

45 The way that judges in blue states let every criminal out on zero-bail or extremely low bail, immediately, is beyond infuirtating, and destroying this nation.

The number of incidents in which the most heinous criminals--rapists, attempted murderers, manoiacs, violent thieves, etc. --just walk out free mere hours after being arrested, and then NEVER EVEN SHOW UP FOR THEIR COURT DATE, and get a "warrant out for their arrest," but the police never fllow up on these warrants-- is mind-boggling. Happens hundreds of times every day.

Probably one0third-to one-half of the people you pass on the street un any blue state inner city will have a "warrant ot for their arrest," but nothing ever happens to them. Even if they DO get re-assested for another crime-- THEY GET LET OUT ON NO BAIL AGAIN. Over and over.

Society is diintegrating.

Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2025 02:31 PM (pMi6S)

46 The Network for Pretrial Justice said in a statement Monday that Trump's policies hurt poor people and people of color, and that dangerous people are not flooding the streets. They argue violent crime has decreased since the start of no-cash bail.
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Ah. So, we're at the "It's not happening" phase....

* jots down notes *

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 02:31 PM (krQz2)

47 Related or not, heard a story about million dollar turtles that were being smuggled to Chi Nah by a Chi Nese national, living in Brookly.

WHY THE F ARE CHI NEE NATIONALS LIVING IN BROOKLYN???

This is what I don't understand about all this international intrigue and third world shithole cities. Rather than going to war everywhere else on the planet, can't we just get all these foreigners out of here?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 12, 2025 02:32 PM (dGCAG)

48 35 The Network for Pretrial Justice said in a statement Monday that Trump's policies hurt poor people and people of color, and that dangerous people are not flooding the streets. They argue violent crime has decreased since the start of no-cash bail.

Well, you know, statistically it makes sense.
If you let all the murderers out of jail eventually you're going to start running out of murderers as they murder each other.

Crime is bound to go down at that point.

This was proven out many times in the Old West.
Of course they hanged murderers the day after the conviction, if the murderer was lucky, so that helped speed the process up somewhat.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2025 02:30 PM (6ydKt)

The easiest way for the violent crime stats to point downwards is to get the police to not enter violent crime reports into their system. Blue states are doing this all the time, to goose the numbers.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 02:32 PM (rUbb2)

49 Pritzker is a fat slob with no discipline or will power to not stuff pie in his pie hole. Fat fuck needs to go fuck hisself and his momma.

Posted by: Big Green Dildo at August 12, 2025 02:32 PM (s9xZo)

50 The trick to dealing with Jabba Pritzker is to always have a thermal detonator handy.

We gonna need a bigger thermal detonator.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:32 PM (hV2n9)

51 44 CHicago has been functionally bankrupt for years.

Posted by: Black JEM at August 12, 2025 02:31 PM (GZYu7)

And morally for several decades before that.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2025 02:32 PM (6ydKt)

52 Come on people Night of the Lepus 2 starring Meryl Streep as an aging actress who can't find roles any longer and is forced to change careers to become a rabbit disease specialist, opposite William Shatner spouting Bone's line "He's Dead Jim". They both get infected with the virus that grows tentacles on their faces. What could go wrong?

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at August 12, 2025 02:32 PM (Da7Vv)

53 The city of Chicago has a massive $1.1 billion budget gap to fill for 2026. Mayor Johnson promising has promised not to once again pitch a property tax hike -- which the City Council unanimously rejected for 2025 -- but said last week he's looking at creative ways to raise tax dollars.
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Default, it's the only way.

Posted by: Dennis Kucinich, Cleveland's Kid Mayor at August 12, 2025 02:32 PM (Dv3i1)

54 Pritzker as the Blob that Ate Illinois?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:33 PM (hV2n9)

55 I was told a while ago, the City of Chicago, if not Cooke County, charges businesses an annual 'fee' for water, with the fee being the estimated water you'll use for the year and bill you for it. You MAY get a refund at the end of the year if you don't use the anticipated water amount.

That city is the epitome of corrupt and unsustainable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

56 Maybe Oprah could help Johnson out!

Posted by: RUReadingthis at August 12, 2025 02:33 PM (aQ25I)

57 Trump should put Melania in charge of urban crime enforcement. You know, just declare marital law...

Posted by: muldoon at August 12, 2025 02:33 PM (I0N4X)

58 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at August 12, 2025 02:32 PM (w1fqd)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 12, 2025 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

59 Just make Oprah give up her property and millions in taxes.

Problem almost solved.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 12, 2025 02:34 PM (k1jUf)

60 If Trump really wanted to go for the gold he'd use Article 4 Section 4 to turn large swathes of blue America back to territories so they could regain republican government...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 02:34 PM (t0Rmr)

61 (w1fqd)

The best part of your papa's sperm ran down your momma's leg.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:34 PM (hV2n9)

62 ...Probably one0third-to one-half of the people you pass on the street un any blue state inner city will have a "warrant ot for their arrest," but nothing ever happens to them. Even if they DO get re-assested for another crime-- THEY GET LET OUT ON NO BAIL AGAIN. Over and over.

Society is diintegrating.

Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2025 02:31 PM (pMi6S)

And this has all been engineered by Democrats. Democrat Party Delenda Est.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 12, 2025 02:34 PM (0t1wa)

63 This is the fat fuck who's all-in on dick-chopping children, nest ce pas?

Posted by: Render him down for lamp oil at August 12, 2025 02:34 PM (TbWk/)

64 JB Pritzker Is So Fat and Gross and Incompetent I May Take Over Chicago Too

i read this as I May Take Over Chicago Zoo.

May I suggest the elephant or hippo exhibit for Pritzker?

Posted by: Burning Container Ship, now Abandoned at August 12, 2025 02:34 PM (w9Wax)

65 Illinois has very destructive laws concerning state pensions because it has been a dem fiefdom for many decades. Too many state employees guaranteed too big a pension. It's a hole nobody can crawl out of. State will continue to bleed productive people who don't want to be dragged down with it.

Posted by: Spiraling Downward at August 12, 2025 02:34 PM (G5+As)

66 Hey, someone get Trump focused back on shit that matters to the entire country. Put both hands on either side of his head and steer his face back towards the list of "things EVERYONE gives a shit about."

Posted by: HT2 at August 12, 2025 02:35 PM (T/D7B)

67 The easiest way for the violent crime stats to point downwards is to get the police to not enter violent crime reports into their system. Blue states are doing this all the time, to goose the numbers.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 02:32 PM (rUbb2)

I'm sure they are.
That or they just ignore shootings if nobody is killed and the perps have escaped.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2025 02:35 PM (6ydKt)

68
And this has all been engineered by Democrats. Democrat Party Delenda Est.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 12, 2025 02:34 PM (0t1wa)

Not Delenda Est fast enough...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2025 02:35 PM (VE6XX)

69 >>>The menu on that table appears to target Chicago's ultra-rich. Johnson said he is looking for ways to extract more tax dollars from the 127,000 millionaires who now call Chicago home, as well as the 25 billionaires residing inside the city limits.

Yes. Do this. Do this now.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 02:35 PM (i24o9)

70 No whut? Fuck Chicago. Why should I care? I don't.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 12, 2025 02:35 PM (pohLc)

71 #66 House and Senate need to pass a law stating the Federal Government will NOT provide financial assistance to states that go bankrupt.

Posted by: Crusader at August 12, 2025 02:36 PM (TN0g+)

72 Like this nasty Black KKK twerp is doing anything constructive.

Curing cancer?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 12, 2025 02:36 PM (0zmu/)

73 Hey Illinois your governor is so fat when he talks about rolling back big government he means going in reverse on his rascal scooter.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 02:36 PM (t0Rmr)

74 Johnson is the typical Dem, tax the rich harder just so they pay him off not to do it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:36 PM (hV2n9)

75 ""We have reached a point of no return," Mayor Johnson said Tuesday. "The systems that people rely upon -- education, health care, housing, our transportation -- they are woefully underfunded, and everyone knows that. Everyone knows what, you know, my commitment is to progressive revenue. I can't do this by myself."

what the hell is progressive revenue?

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 12, 2025 02:36 PM (V6W16)

76 "the 127,000 millionaires who now call Chicago home, as well as the 25 billionaires residing inside the city limits"
===

Former residents of Chicongo and future residents of Florida and Texas.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 12, 2025 02:36 PM (17s+e)

77 A useful question is which blue or bluish states we should work at shifting. I don't see any point in pouring limited resources into California, though there are many pundits calling for that. NY would make more sense.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 12, 2025 02:37 PM (s0JqF)

78 Call it Chi-town. I hear Chitownions love that.

Posted by: Reforger at August 12, 2025 02:37 PM (pxUkb)

79 I looked up the richest people in IL and its a bunch of Pritzkers.

I'm sure this fat fuck is really going to raise taxes on himself and his family.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 02:37 PM (t0Rmr)

80 Chicago gets a bum wrap. Take a closer look at NYC sometime. Even the Mass Transit Authority (MTA) has a deficit over $14 Billion. They expect it to hit $20 Billion by 2029. Their new mayor won't help matters.

Everyone will forget about Chicago once New York City hits its full Progressive Potential (PP ™ )

Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2025 02:37 PM (dIske)

81 78 A useful question is which blue or bluish states we should work at shifting. I don't see any point in pouring limited resources into California, though there are many pundits calling for that. NY would make more sense.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 12, 2025 02:37 PM (s0JqF)

New Jersey ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2025 02:37 PM (VE6XX)

82 So a corrupt blue city full of democrat citizens who voted for idiotic policies now have to be bailed out by the taxpayers across the country.
Careful what you wish for.
Next thing taxpayers will have to bail out broken city government pension funds and all the other mismanaged crap that they oversee.

Posted by: Redenzo at August 12, 2025 02:37 PM (jZ3ZM)

83 but the true Trump believers believe

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at August 12, 2025 02:32 PM (w1fqd)
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Leftist never tire of pretending to read minds.

I don't get that from trying to read your mind, but the frequency of the use of sentences that sound like they know what other people are thinking.

It's you guys that fixate on "Mexico will pay for the wall", because it seems like you think it was some article of faith on this side.

But me, I just thought it was a good idea to try it, if it could be done--but *mainly*, I did not want "moderate" Gulag Garland in the SCOTUS.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 02:37 PM (krQz2)

84 Countdown until the Dems accuse Trump of trying to kneecap a strong rival for '28...
Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2025 02:25 PM (Riz8t)

Aren't Pritzker's knees protected by his guntflap?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 02:38 PM (U0UC8)

85 When Pritzker sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house.

Posted by: Crusader at August 12, 2025 02:38 PM (TN0g+)

86 I tried to drive around Pritzger but I ran out of gas.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 12, 2025 02:38 PM (17s+e)

87 what the hell is progressive revenue?

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at August 12, 2025 02:36 PM (V6W16)

It's called Confiscation. At gunpoint.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 12, 2025 02:38 PM (0t1wa)

88 Nature is healing.

Posted by: And it feels so good at August 12, 2025 02:39 PM (cF3+Y)

89 Pritzker/Abrams 2028

Now that is Presidential heft.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:39 PM (hV2n9)

90 Hey Illinois your governor so fat when he says he wants to cut pork he means he wants to start on some beef

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 02:39 PM (t0Rmr)

91 Trump was building the wall.

Mexico was paying for it, at least partially.

Dems stole the 2020 election and sold all the materials in place to build the wall.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Pritzker/Abrams 2028

Now that is Presidential heft.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:39 PM (hV2n9)

That's presidential tonnage.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

93 what the hell is progressive revenue?
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything

Progressive revenue = extract MORE money from rich white people, and then more, and more, until they all flee the state and everyone starves to death because there's 'no one left to tax.

Posted by: zombie at August 12, 2025 02:39 PM (pMi6S)

94 I Believe
https://youtu.be/gTGqgmKSy6c

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2025 02:39 PM (6ydKt)

95

RIP Danielle Spencer, who played Dee on "What's Happening."

Age 60

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2025 02:40 PM (x0n13)

96 Trump should put Melania in charge of urban crime enforcement. You know, just declare marital law...

Posted by: muldoon

"If you don't know what you did wrong, well, I can't tell you!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 02:40 PM (L/fGl)

97 Godzilla looks under his bed at night to see if there's a Pritzker there.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 12, 2025 02:40 PM (0t1wa)

98 They both get infected with the virus that grows tentacles on their faces.

Read that as They both get infected with the virus that grows testicles on their faces.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 12, 2025 02:40 PM (f/FeX)

99 90 Pritzker/Abrams 2028

Now that is Presidential heft.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:39 PM (hV2n9)

Insipid Lipids.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2025 02:40 PM (x0n13)

100 what the hell is progressive revenue?
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Progressives can't speak plain english anymore become plain english exposes the lies.

Posted by: Crusader at August 12, 2025 02:40 PM (TN0g+)

101 The acronym of Aliassmithsmith is ASS. Boy is that spot on!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 12, 2025 02:40 PM (17s+e)

102 RIP Danielle Spencer, who played Dee on "What's Happening."

Age 60
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2025 02:40 PM (x0n13)

Fauci and the Vaccines claim another one.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

103 Nature is healing.

Posted by: And it feels so good at August 12, 2025 02:39 PM (cF3+Y)
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Agreed.

Posted by: Colorado Rabbits at August 12, 2025 02:41 PM (krQz2)

104 Uh oh Oprah, Brandon's coming for ya! Better have those billions sheltered away! Progressive revenue? You mean robbing Paul to pay Pedro.

Posted by: Cheri at August 12, 2025 02:41 PM (oiNtH)

105 90 Pritzker/Abrams 2028

Now that is Presidential heft.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:39 PM (hV2n9)
__________________________

That has potential. If they campaign together they'll have to stay away from food events, or there is likely to be fisticuffs as they fight over a French Fry.

Posted by: Orson at August 12, 2025 02:41 PM (dIske)

106 Hey Illinois your governor is so fat Lizzo told him to put down his bucket of hohos

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 02:41 PM (t0Rmr)

107 In the recent past, Pritzker was actually featured on the art thread. On an ottoman. Nekkid and disgusting in his rancidness. Buddy, that was art.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 12, 2025 02:41 PM (pohLc)

108 52 IT IS TACO TEUSDAY again. !!!!!
China called his bluff on the tariffs, trump has agreed to postpone for another 90 days.
Canada Mexico China everyone knows Trump has no ballz

MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE WALL!!!

but the true Trump believers believe

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at August 12, 2025 02:32 PM (w1fqd)

From Yahoo..."That leaves the current 30% import tax in place on most Chinese goods while negotiations between the countries continue."

If this is losing, then I'll take the loss...in December 2024, most Chinese products, especially the junk flooding our markets, had no tariff...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 12, 2025 02:41 PM (tOcjL)

109

Sitz-Pinkler > Sitz-Pritzker

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2025 02:41 PM (x0n13)

110 Pritzker/Abrams 2028

Now that is Presidential heft.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:39 PM (hV2n9)

That's presidential tonnage.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

They've got gravitas out the ass!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 02:41 PM (L/fGl)

111 93 Pritzker/Abrams 2028

Now that is Presidential heft.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:39 PM (hV2n9)

That's presidential tonnage.

###

Akkshually that's "Gross tonnage."

Posted by: In maritime speak at August 12, 2025 02:42 PM (cF3+Y)

112 There are also some Republican Pritzkers - although they keep a low profile.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 02:29 PM (rUbb2)

There's at least one tranny Pritzker, too. Hallmark of a dysfunctional family.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 02:42 PM (U0UC8)

113 He's not going to look at cutting spending, oh no.

Not even mention it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 02:42 PM (zZu0s)

114 what the hell is progressive revenue?
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What we would all like to see.

Which is revenue that at least keeps coming in or increasing.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 02:42 PM (krQz2)

115 Danielle Spencer

Clotee shotee?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 12, 2025 02:42 PM (f/FeX)

116 My preference would be to say to Illnoise and Shitcago: "Drop dead."
Posted by: BurtTC at August 12, 2025 02:29 PM (dGCAG)

Illinois without Chicago would be more conservative than Indiana.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 12, 2025 02:42 PM (N1tpc)

117 Hey Illinois your governor so fat that he hasn't seen his own dick since Trump was firing people on The Apprentice

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 02:42 PM (t0Rmr)

118 They both get infected with the virus that grows tentacles on their faces.

Read that as They both get infected with the virus that grows testicles on their faces.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 12, 2025 02:40 PM (f/FeX)

This isn't a la carte, here. You get what you get.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 02:42 PM (i24o9)

119 I'm a Believer
https://youtu.be/G5EuEF05G2M

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2025 02:42 PM (6ydKt)

120 The beauty of Trump calling these imbeciles out is simple, they now have to waddle for the press conference to try and deflect all of this.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:43 PM (hV2n9)

121 In the recent past, Pritzker was actually featured on the art thread. On an ottoman. Nekkid and disgusting in his rancidness. Buddy, that was art.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 12, 2025 02:41 PM (pohLc)
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Nope. If that were Prick-hitler, you wouldn't have been able to see the ottoman.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 02:43 PM (krQz2)

122 >>>Trump: JB Pritzker Is So Fat and Gross and Incompetent I May Take Over Chicago Too

He should make them fix their "pizza," too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 02:43 PM (i24o9)

123 God I loved Dee!

she was a vet! can you imagine her as your vet

black orchid brings in a very fat cat: "I swear I feed him less than the other ones"

Dee: "raises one eyebrow"

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 02:43 PM (Pv3Rg)

124 Old and busted: Mean tweets

New hotness: Podium insults

Don’t mind at all.
You know Trumps comments about Pritchett hit the mark. Given his role in hosting the runaway Texas Democrats, can understand why he was targeted.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2025 02:44 PM (Hkcdp)

125 Yo' Gubner's so fat that when he cuts himself he bleeds gravy...

Posted by: muldoon at August 12, 2025 02:44 PM (I0N4X)

126 121 The beauty of Trump calling these imbeciles out is simple, they now have to waddle for the press conference to try and deflect all of this.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:43 PM (hV2n9)

Kripsy Chris Creosote is no longer in the limelight. Now that Obama lost his tweezers to assist in the blowjobs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2025 02:44 PM (x0n13)

127 The beauty of Trump calling these imbeciles out is simple, they now have to waddle for the press conference to try and deflect all of this.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:43 PM (hV2n9)

———-

Precisely

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 12, 2025 02:44 PM (u73oe)

128 "The systems that people rely upon -- education, health care, housing, our transportation--"

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The systems that ensure people with the means to leave choose instead to stay -- public safety, road repairs, water/sewer? Meh.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 12, 2025 02:44 PM (APi6m)

129 Hey Illinois your governor so fat that he hasn't seen his own dick since Trump was firing people on The Apprentice

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 02:42 PM (t0Rmr)
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You generously think he's ever seen his own dick.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 02:45 PM (krQz2)

130 Don't Stop Believin'
https://youtu.be/1k8craCGpgs

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2025 02:45 PM (6ydKt)

131 Careful with this. Do you really want the federal government getting this power? Remember it won’t always be a good guy running the government.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 12, 2025 02:45 PM (zBBwI)

132 and btw the big cities of America are kind of a longterm political problem

no matter what, if we ignore them, they will become the Left's redoubts

they have oversize power

it sounds nice to let them rot, but absent physical barriers the rot will just spoil everything outside their borders too

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 02:45 PM (Pv3Rg)

133 Yo' Gubner's so fat that he ate the boy who ate all the donuts...

Posted by: muldoon at August 12, 2025 02:45 PM (I0N4X)

134 We elected Don Rickles as President?

Cool!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:45 PM (hV2n9)

135 Like this nasty Black KKK twerp is doing anything constructive.
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So would the black version of the KKK be called the NNN?

Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at August 12, 2025 02:45 PM (EFZgU)

136 Illinois has very destructive laws concerning state pensions because it has been a dem fiefdom for many decades. Too many state employees guaranteed too big a pension. It's a hole nobody can crawl out of. State will continue to bleed productive people who don't want to be dragged down with it.
Posted by: Spiraling Downward at August 12, 2025 02:34 PM (G5+As)

And all the Pension holders run to Florida to enjoy their retirement at age 50.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 12, 2025 02:45 PM (N1tpc)

137 I don't want Trump and for sure I don't want any future commiecrat to be able to put feds in charge of policing in regular cities in the states as opposed to policing DC. But if the FNM whips up "we have to make sure federalizing Chicago or NYC policing cant happen" sentiment and congress or the courts strengthens the laws on "POTUS cant do that, only the local state government could take over a city" I will count it a good thing.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 12, 2025 02:45 PM (iiOp1)

138 Yo Gubnah's so fat, he ate his way out his momma's belly Aliens style.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

139 Question for the Chicago mayor: What budget cuts have been made to programs for the illegal immigrants, if any?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 12, 2025 02:46 PM (Hkcdp)

140 Hey Illinois your governor is so fat he needed to call a special session to pay for his lunch budget

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 02:46 PM (t0Rmr)

141 Still not tired of winning.

Posted by: For those of you keeping score at home at August 12, 2025 02:46 PM (cF3+Y)

142 Pritzker/Abrams 2028

Now that is Presidential heft.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:39 PM (hV2n9)

Gravitas and a gravitational well.

Posted by: A presidential event horizon at August 12, 2025 02:46 PM (TbWk/)

143 New Colorado Winter Snowfall Forecast Released: What to Expect
One prediction says Colorado will see above-average temperatures this winter, while another expects cold and snowy weather.

-
Good chance one expert will be right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 02:46 PM (L/fGl)

144 Hey Illinois your governor is so fat when people talk about his gravitas they mean the kind that even light can't escape

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 02:47 PM (t0Rmr)

145 I don't want Trump and for sure I don't want any future commiecrat to be able to put feds in charge of policing in regular cities in the states as opposed to policing DC. But if the FNM whips up "we have to make sure federalizing Chicago or NYC policing cant happen" sentiment and congress or the courts strengthens the laws on "POTUS cant do that, only the local state government could take over a city" I will count it a good thing.
Posted by: PaleRider at August 12, 2025 02:45 PM (iiOp1)
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There you go.

Asshats in the media act like it's un-Constitutional for Trump to talk about it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 02:47 PM (krQz2)

146 Mamdani's Anti-Trump crusade through the five boroughs of NYC should be a hoot. He's going to boast about how he is the Anti-Trump and how all of his policies as Mayor will make NYC the light of the world!!

Posted by: Cheri at August 12, 2025 02:47 PM (oiNtH)

147 *waves to JJ*

How you doing?

Did Insipid Lipids ever open for Midnight Oil?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:47 PM (hV2n9)

148 Any mention of the Pritzker family should mention they are a driving force behind the tranny movement, and genital mutilation of children.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 12, 2025 02:47 PM (dGCAG)

149 I actually enjoyed that Journey song more than I probably should have.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 12, 2025 02:47 PM (6ydKt)

150 I was told snow would be a thing of the past due to global warming. Is that not applicable in Colorado?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 12, 2025 02:48 PM (zBBwI)

151 132 Careful with this. Do you really want the federal government getting this power? Remember it won’t always be a good guy running the government.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 12, 2025 02:45 PM (zBBwI)

Quite right. But the problem is that Chicago is a shithole and Trump desperately wants to make it better.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 12, 2025 02:48 PM (pohLc)

152 Careful with this. Do you really want the federal government getting this power? Remember it won’t always be a good guy running the government.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 12, 2025 02:45 PM (zBBwI)

Sick the DEA on him.

He so fat, he undoubtedly smuggling at least 100 pounds of crack.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 02:48 PM (i24o9)

153 We sold a testing machine into the city of Chicongo and it had to a UL rating which was a expensive pain but we got it and the Chicongo inspector came in to sign off on the installation. He was looking around the factory and noticed that none of the manufacturing machines had UL certification stickers so he told the preezy of the company he had to go through UL and get certified.

The president was big time old democrat criminal in Chicongo. So the inspector comes back two days later and magically every manufacturing machine had a UL sticker. Chicongo has been criminally corrupt for a long, long time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 12, 2025 02:48 PM (17s+e)

154 We elected Don Rickles as President?

Cool!
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:45 PM (hV2n9)
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Oddly enough, I spent a couple hours last night watching Dinner with Don clips on Youtube. And his SNL hosting monologue and stuff like that.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 02:48 PM (krQz2)

155 Hutts gotta Hutt.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 12, 2025 02:49 PM (xsZ/U)

156 The acronym of Aliassmithsmith is ASS. Boy is that spot on!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 12, 2025 02:40 PM (17s+e)

Been referring to it as the ASS troll for some time. Remember folks, it's canon: all trolls are Average Joe, and Average Joe sucks cocks by choice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 02:49 PM (U0UC8)

157 Good chance one expert will be right.
____

Experts have a lousy track record lately. Pretty sure they'll both end up being wrong, somehow.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 12, 2025 02:49 PM (Dv3i1)

158
Did Insipid Lipids ever open for Midnight Oil?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:47 PM (hV2n9)

Musta been a shit show.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

159 What's the Pritzker family business? Locating attractive goats for Muslim men? No wonder they have so much money.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2025 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

160 Yo Governor so fat, the Sorting Hat assigned him to the Waffle House!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 02:49 PM (i24o9)

161 Hey Illinois your governor is so fat they had to build him a whole valley of food pyramids

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 02:50 PM (t0Rmr)

162 Sick the DEA on him.

He so fat, he undoubtedly smuggling at least 100 pounds of crack.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 02:48 PM (i24o9)

Send the EPA to declare his swampass a protected wetland.

Posted by: Far far worse at August 12, 2025 02:50 PM (TbWk/)

163 Yo' Gubner's so fat that Spandex resigned in protest...

Posted by: muldoon at August 12, 2025 02:50 PM (I0N4X)

164 I do find it somewhat impressive that Pritzker who paints his hair with shoe polish never manages to have it run down his face when he sweats. And you know this guy sweats a lot.

Posted by: Cheri at August 12, 2025 02:50 PM (oiNtH)

165 Nope. If that were Prick-hitler, you wouldn't have been able to see the ottoman.
Posted by: Axeman
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Agreed. Now, it may have been Nadler on the ottoman.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 12, 2025 02:50 PM (XeU6L)

166 Is there a German word for someone who picks all the M&Ms out of the trail mix?

Posted by: A Expert at August 12, 2025 02:50 PM (vFG9F)

167 Governor Adipose.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 02:50 PM (krQz2)

168 Trump making fat jokes is kinda weird. I mean dude ain’t exactly slim himself.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 12, 2025 02:50 PM (zBBwI)

169 Yo gubnah's so fat, his blood type is marmalade.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

170 Hey Illinois your governor is so fat when he says he rolling he means it literally

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 02:50 PM (t0Rmr)

171 Zuul, "choose the form of your destroyer! Staypuft or Jabba the Pritzker!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:51 PM (hV2n9)

172 Good afternoon everyone
Earliest been home in a long time

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2025 02:51 PM (+qU29)

173 Lauren Greene@LaurennGreeneS

Funny how @LauraLoomer screams “truth” while spinning lies about my mom. 🙄 Thought liberals owned the perpetual victim act… turns out Laura has mastered it — a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer

Your mom ruined your family. 😅 She cheated on your father. She is a skank.

Don’t get mad at me for speaking the truth about your slut mom.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 12, 2025 02:51 PM (TGPs7)

174 Yo' Gubner's so fat that when he was a kid on the playground he liked to play teeter-~~totter~~...

Posted by: muldoon at August 12, 2025 02:52 PM (I0N4X)

175 Lorne Green > Lauren Green

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

176 Lorne Greene.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 12, 2025 02:52 PM (xsZ/U)

177 Better get a bucket!

Posted by: Gov . Pritzker at August 12, 2025 02:52 PM (w9Wax)

178 I am starting to think that Mamdani is going to be the next NYC mayor. Unless he gets deported or something. And even then, the crazy NY progressives will vote for him.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 02:52 PM (g47mK)

179 165 I do find it somewhat impressive that Pritzker who paints his hair with shoe polish never manages to have it run down his face when he sweats. And you know this guy sweats a lot.

oh it's probably a wig

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 02:52 PM (Pv3Rg)

180 Musta been a shit show.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

It was audio diarrhea

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:52 PM (hV2n9)

181 Pritzker the Hutt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

182 Pritzker got on a talking scale and the scale said "One at a time."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 12, 2025 02:53 PM (17s+e)

183 Lorne Green > Lauren Green

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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With or without his rug.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 02:53 PM (krQz2)

184 Good luck taking over one of the crime rides cities

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2025 02:53 PM (+qU29)

185 182 Pritzker the Hutt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

You'll be hearing from my Lawyers

Posted by: Jabba at August 12, 2025 02:53 PM (VE6XX)

186 The fact that O'Hare is in TWO different Congressional districts tells you a lot.

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to enforce naptime at August 12, 2025 02:53 PM (Wt5PA)

187 179 I am starting to think that Mamdani is going to be the next NYC mayor. Unless he gets deported or something. And even then, the crazy NY progressives will vote for him.

he will

NYC is not really part of the USA

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 02:53 PM (Pv3Rg)

188 You can't do a post about what a shitshow Chitcago and the state of Illinois is without posting a link to

https://heyjackass.com

==

OMG, what a website. lol Trump should post that to his Truth Social.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2025 02:53 PM (qBdHI)

189 Yo Governor so fat, he don't have staff. He got moons.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 02:53 PM (i24o9)

190 Any mention of the Pritzker family should mention they are a driving force behind the tranny movement, and genital mutilation of children.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 12, 2025 02:47 PM (dGCAG)

THIS!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 12, 2025 02:54 PM (0t1wa)

191 Green lawn > Lorne Green.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 02:54 PM (krQz2)

192 Care for a mint, governor?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 12, 2025 02:54 PM (u73oe)

193 185 Good luck taking over one of the crime rides cities

maybe try Wilmington first. no one in Delaware would notice, and it has potential

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 02:54 PM (Pv3Rg)

194 Anybody ever seen Pritzker and the Goblin King in the same room together?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 12, 2025 02:54 PM (pohLc)

195 How to "fix" Chicago?
Nuke the entire site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at August 12, 2025 02:54 PM (Ovc06)

196 Green lawn?

Your Prtizker tank is leaking.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:54 PM (hV2n9)

197 Yo Governor so fat, diabetus be mad it got the Pritzker.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 02:55 PM (i24o9)

198 193 Care for a mint, governor?

issss waaahhhfer thin!

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 02:55 PM (Pv3Rg)

199 I am starting to think that Mamdani is going to be the next NYC mayor. Unless he gets deported or something. And even then, the crazy NY progressives will vote for him.

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Just wait till they vote him in for governor. Poor, poor upstate NY.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2025 02:55 PM (qBdHI)

200 LauraLoomer

What did Looney Loomer do now ?

Posted by: Jabba at August 12, 2025 02:55 PM (VE6XX)

201 Green lawn > Lorne Green.
Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 02:54 PM (krQz2)

Old Lorne has been pushing up daisies for many years now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 02:55 PM (U0UC8)

202 Didn't Pritzker have a roll on the third Austin Powers movie who was famous for the line "Get in my stomach".

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at August 12, 2025 02:55 PM (Da7Vv)

203 Anybody ever seen Pritzker and the Goblin King in the same room together?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 12, 2025 02:54 PM (pohLc)
_____

I think you mean the Rat King? The Goblin King was David Bowie and he was cool.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2025 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

204 yeah that Loomer chick is fun

whew!

she's big mad Vinay got his job back

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 12, 2025 02:56 PM (Pv3Rg)

205 Trump is putting himself and us on the side of law and order and showing the Democrats for what they are. As well as nationalizing a winning issue for our side and a losing one for theirs. How novel!

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2025 02:56 PM (I7DM/)

206
Well, Chicago is MAGA country. Ask Jussie Smollet.

The West Loop from Greektown north I have no problem walking around in after dark, and other parts round the Gold Coast are still nice.

The South side and occupants of City Hall are, of course, terrifying.

Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2025 02:56 PM (Y8DZL)

207 What's higher? Pritzker's BMI or the crime stats for his state...

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2025 02:56 PM (qBdHI)

208 Green lawn > Lorne Green.
Posted by: Axeman

Green lawn > Lorne Green > Green Hornet

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 02:56 PM (HJwiy)

209 Lorne Greene > his depressive brother, Forlorne Greene

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 02:56 PM (krQz2)

210 That same day, Ashley [Biden filed for divorce she] took to her Instagram Story to share a photo of herself walking through a park and posing with a thumbs-up alongside the song "Freedom" by Beyoncé. Coincidentally (or not), the 2016 track from Lemonade was also the theme song for Kamala Harris' 2024 presidential campaign.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 02:56 PM (L/fGl)

211 Ello Gov'nor

https://youtu.be/yY6IErTTMWQ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

212 161 Yo Governor so fat, the Sorting Hat assigned him to the Waffle House!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 02:49 PM (i24o9)

Good one

Posted by: It's me donna at August 12, 2025 02:57 PM (VE6XX)

213 Maybe he is a hard working family man with an endocrine condition.

Posted by: Spin Along, Folks! at August 12, 2025 02:57 PM (I0N4X)

214 Quite right. But the problem is that Chicago is a shithole and Trump desperately wants to make it better.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 12, 2025 02:48 PM (pohLc)

Remember the old Reagan statement about the scariest words in the English language: I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.

Trump's inclination is toward government solutions, and that inevitably means more waste, fraud, and abuse.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 12, 2025 02:57 PM (dGCAG)

215 JB Pritzker is so fat,
he sweats Jelly Donuts...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 12, 2025 02:57 PM (TGPs7)

216 ...The South side and occupants of City Hall are, of course, terrifying.

Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2025 02:56 PM (Y8DZL)

The South Side was no-go territory when I was a kid. Some things - and people - never change.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 12, 2025 02:58 PM (0t1wa)

217 The chattering classes will be clutching their pearls while swooning upon their fainting couches for Trump being so mean and un-Presidential.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:58 PM (hV2n9)

218 Yo guvnah so fat, he sit around the house--and the SENATE!

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 02:58 PM (krQz2)

219 Your mom ruined your family. 😅 She cheated on your father. She is a skank.

Don’t get mad at me for speaking the truth about your slut mom.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 12, 2025 02:51 PM (TGPs7)

Wtf is in the water over at the Female 'Conservative' HQ?! They have dialed the shit talk up to 11!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 02:58 PM (zZu0s)

220 @204 No, I meant the Goblin King.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Po-BO7-ekE

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 12, 2025 02:58 PM (pohLc)

221 JB Pritzker is so fat,
he sweats Jelly Donuts...

Even Ariana Grande won't lick those.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:58 PM (hV2n9)

222 It is odd to me that people are hoping Eric Adams runs as an independent to 'save NYC from having a bad mayor".

Other than not protecting the illegal alien criminals my impression is Adams was full blown liberal democrat, absolutely not a Guilliani that was cleaning up NYC.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 12, 2025 02:59 PM (iiOp1)

223 What's higher? Pritzker's BMI or the crime stats for his state...
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 12, 2025 02:56 PM (qBdHI)

Both numbers will be fraudulently produced.

Posted by: Juke the stats at August 12, 2025 02:59 PM (TbWk/)

224 Crime riden> crime rides.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 12, 2025 02:59 PM (xsZ/U)

225 Eva Greene's tits >>>>>>>>>>...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 02:59 PM (zZu0s)

226 No Cash Bail

An idea whose time never came yet the left will cling to it like a wubbie.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 12, 2025 03:00 PM (JvZF+)

227 Musta been a shit show."

*sob*

Posted by: Olestra. USDA approved at August 12, 2025 03:00 PM (tubbA)

228 Eric Adams is also something of a slum lord. But compared to Madani well he is FDR.

Talk about damning with faint praise.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 03:00 PM (hV2n9)

229 Your governor so far, his blood type is pie

Posted by: Josephistan at August 12, 2025 03:00 PM (y9ksN)

230 Aaaaannnd it's a boob thread.

Posted by: Took longer than expected at August 12, 2025 03:00 PM (cF3+Y)

231 This isn't getting the attention it deserves...

Cook County is trying to implement a new system for calculating and printing property tax bills after scuttling the old one. It is 2+ months late. Usual deadline for paying (second and final installment of) property taxes is August 1; it's been delayed, with no end in sight.

County officials have been quiet about it; media is uninterested. Seems possible - likely? - that the city, county and school district will need to borrow just to make ends meet.

Shouldn't the Mayor Johnson (Toni Preckwinkle, too) be asked about this when they whine about a lack of revenue?

Posted by: John at August 12, 2025 03:00 PM (7H9uH)

232 What was the king affectation for musicians there for a while? X King, yadda yadda.

All aside from Elvis who was merely 'The King."

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

233 Pritzker actually thinks he has a chance in 2028? No way . Fat, arrogant and arrogantly wealthy. Add in his family being trans surgery financiers and he ain't getting near the top office

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 12, 2025 03:01 PM (0EwKT)

234 Musta been a shit show.
---
And the ticket prices...?

Posted by: German Guy at August 12, 2025 03:01 PM (krQz2)

235 Obama forcefully took over almost the entire national healthcare system, from top to bottom, that was working fine before. Democraps cheered.

Trump tries to take over isolated pockets of scum and villainy riddled with dead bodies where the governing bodies refuse to fix the problem. Democraps screech.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 12, 2025 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

236 There are lots of desserts in Illinois.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 12, 2025 03:01 PM (xsZ/U)

237 >>>Johnson said he is looking for ways to extract more tax dollars from the 127,000 millionaires who now call Chicago home, as well as the 25 billionaires residing inside the city limits.

I'm left wondering why, if you are a billionaire and could live anywhere, you would intentionally choose Chicago. Seems like a form of self-loathing or sadomasochism.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 12, 2025 03:01 PM (CwhoI)

238 Your governor's so fat, the motor pool hired Sea World to retrofit the limo.

Posted by: more fat jokes at August 12, 2025 03:02 PM (TbWk/)

239 Aaaaannnd it's a boob thread.
Posted by: Took longer than expected at August 12, 2025 03:00 PM (cF3+Y)

God preserve the Right.

Or

Deus Vult!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 03:02 PM (zZu0s)

240 Property crime, robbery, larceny, are just variations on reparations. Yo

Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2025 03:02 PM (2IVq3)

241 This Pritzker, He's really trying to loose weight. He started jogging last month, but he keeps running into Restaurants.

Posted by: RODNEY at August 12, 2025 03:02 PM (b7MbH)

242
I'm left wondering why, if you are a billionaire and could live anywhere, you would intentionally choose Chicago. Seems like a form of self-loathing or sadomasochism.

They have some of the best men's only clubs in the country.

Posted by: Barack Obama walking funny at August 12, 2025 03:02 PM (t0Rmr)

243 Sydney Sweeney has great mammary glands.

Posted by: SWIDT? at August 12, 2025 03:02 PM (cF3+Y)

244 177 Lorne Greene.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Having proven "Star Trek" is just a repackaged "Gunsmoke", consider my following Truth:

"The Big Valley" is a recast "Bonanza":

Victoria Barkley = Ben Cartwright
Jarrod = Adam
Nick = Hoss
Heath = Little Joe
Eugene = Hop Sing

Audra was just eye candy.

Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2025 03:02 PM (Y8DZL)

245 Pritzker is so huge, Kirk and Spock accidnetally took him to the 23rd century.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 03:02 PM (hV2n9)

246 Yo Governor so fat, Hindus follow him around and give prayer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 03:03 PM (i24o9)

247 if you are a billionaire and could live anywhere, you would intentionally choose Chicago. "

Posted by: Florida residency at August 12, 2025 03:03 PM (tubbA)

248 That same day, Ashley [Biden filed for divorce she] took to her Instagram Story to share a photo of herself walking through a park and posing with a thumbs-up alongside the song "Freedom" by Beyoncé. Coincidentally (or not), the 2016 track from Lemonade was also the theme song for Kamala Harris' 2024 presidential campaign.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 02:56 PM (L/fGl)

She was married? Some idiot thought he could fix her?

Posted by: pookysgirl is astounded at August 12, 2025 03:03 PM (Wt5PA)

249 Trump making fat jokes is kinda weird. I mean dude ain’t exactly slim himself.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Trump is heavy-Fit - always on the go, eats junk food & diet coke, plays a lot of golf, so a combo.

Pritzker - Fatty fatso blubber rat.

Posted by: Cheri at August 12, 2025 03:03 PM (oiNtH)

250 Aren't many Chicago Millionaires in Waste Management?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 12, 2025 03:03 PM (xsZ/U)

251 There are lots of desserts in Illinois.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 12, 2025 03:01 PM (xsZ/U)

Tbf, I doubt they have good Cannoli or Cheesecake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

252 Pritzker/Mandani 2028! Make American Gaza.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 03:04 PM (g47mK)

253 *America

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 03:04 PM (g47mK)

254 231 Aaaaannnd it's a boob thread.
Posted by: Took longer than expected at August 12, 2025 03:00 PM (cF3+Y)

No, a gun thread. I just finished refinishing my bolt action, detatchable magazine 1948 Stevens 325B 30-30. Complete with a scope mount I machined the receiver for. And with me handloads 140 grain spitzer bullets, I get 2400 fps.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 12, 2025 03:04 PM (pohLc)

255 If the Democrats win in 2028. Pritzker will probably get a cabinet position like AG or Secretary of Homeland Security.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2025 03:04 PM (NpAcC)

256 Pritzker '28: MAFA

Make
America
Fat
Again

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 03:04 PM (t0Rmr)

257 Pritzker would be the Cabinet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 03:04 PM (hV2n9)

258 Having proven "Star Trek" is just a repackaged "Gunsmoke"

"Wagon Train"

Posted by: The Great Bird of the Galaxy at August 12, 2025 03:04 PM (tubbA)

259 if you are a billionaire and could live anywhere, you would intentionally choose Chicago. "
Posted by: Florida residency at August 12, 2025 03:03 PM (tubbA)

We're i a billionaire I'd buy that million acre ranch in Wyoming and get away from it all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

260 And now, from Sincinnati . . .

A seventh suspect is under arrest in connection with what Cincinnati’s police chief calls a “violent attack” Downtown, court records show.
Gregory Wright, 32, of Avondale, was taken into custody on Monday and booked into the Hamilton County jail by 4:30 p.m. on charges of aggravated riot and aggravated robbery.
He pleaded not guilty during his arraignment on Tuesday.
...
A detective on the case has testified in court that [Jermaine] Matthews and [Montainez] Merriweather “coordinated” the attack together, alleging premeditation in their actions.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 03:05 PM (L/fGl)

261 The Schmenges were the Polka Kings, but then they abdicated the throne.

Posted by: Lenny Gomulka and the Chicago Push at August 12, 2025 03:05 PM (G5+As)

262 Your governor so fat, ozempic already said "Oh hell no!"

Posted by: Josephistan at August 12, 2025 03:05 PM (y9ksN)

263 No one won the Powerball last night. So there is hope?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 03:05 PM (hV2n9)

264 You ever notice in those old westerns you couldn't have both parents? Thank the children of Baal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 12, 2025 03:05 PM (xsZ/U)

265 Pritzker so fat, he'd need Air Force IV to get him in the air.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

266 The Schmenges were the Polka Kings, but then they abdicated the throne.
Posted by: Lenny Gomulka and the Chicago Push at August 12, 2025 03:05 PM (G5+As)
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They stepped down to spend more time with cabbage rolls and coffee.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 03:06 PM (krQz2)

267 201 LauraLoomer

What did Looney Loomer do now ?
Posted by: Jabba at August 12, 2025 02:55 PM (VE6XX)

Big Cat Fight between Loomer and MGT...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 12, 2025 03:06 PM (TGPs7)

268
1. Announce a tax by the pound.
2. Assess Pritzker.
3. Pay off shortfall.
4. Build surplus.
5. Allow universal income for all Chicagoans until 2487.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 12, 2025 03:06 PM (CwhoI)

269 Pritzker/Mandani 2028! Make American Gaza.
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 03:04 PM (g47mK)
*****
That's MAMdani to you, sir.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2025 03:06 PM (NpAcC)

270 If the Dems win in '28 Pritzker will BE the Capital Dome.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 12, 2025 03:07 PM (0t1wa)

271
Push your fat ass away from the dining trough, Sitzpizzler.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 12, 2025 03:07 PM (pGcu2)

272 Not sure why I'm thinking of Tora, Tora, Tora but I love the idea of constantly attacking and keeping the pressure on.. keep them on the defense which is a good thing.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 12, 2025 03:07 PM (VkY89)

273 Hey Illinois your governor is so fat he got diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and they gave him 42 years to live.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 03:07 PM (t0Rmr)

274 Not sure why I'm thinking of Tora, Tora, Tora but I love the idea of constantly attacking and keeping the pressure on.. keep them on the defense which is a good thing.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 12, 2025 03:07 PM (VkY89)

Think OODA loop.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 03:07 PM (i24o9)

275 The Constitution doesn't state 'no cash bail'. It requires reasonable bail. Diddy should have been given bail. Maybe he should have been bailed after he was force fed date rape drug is another matter.

Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2025 03:07 PM (2IVq3)

276 You guvnah so fat, he keep his distance from deep fryers for a reason.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 03:07 PM (krQz2)

277
Mayor Johnson spent money the city didn't have on illegal aliens and unionized government workers. Now he wants to pay for it with 'fair' (punitive) tax increases on millionaires and billionaires, most of whom will leave and pay nothing. It's like watching a six year old try to drive a car.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 12, 2025 03:08 PM (ES1Rb)

278 Hey Illinois your governor is so fat he got diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and they gave him 42 years to live.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 03:07 PM (t0Rmr)

ROTFLMAO 😂

Posted by: Josephistan at August 12, 2025 03:08 PM (y9ksN)

279 Pritzker so fat, he eats the shit WAY before it hits the fan.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 12, 2025 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

280 To use a Civil War term, Trump is 'keeping up the skeer.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 03:08 PM (hV2n9)

281 Hey Illinois your governor is so fat his blood type is Nutella

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 03:09 PM (t0Rmr)

282 Big Cat Fight between Loomer and MGT...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 12, 2025 03:06 PM (TGPs7)
******
Management?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2025 03:09 PM (NpAcC)

283 Hey Illinois your governor is so fat his blood type is Vegemite

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 03:09 PM (hV2n9)

284 The lottery is an extra tax for people who are bad at math.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 12, 2025 03:09 PM (xsZ/U)

285 His Po Boy sandwich really contained a Po Boy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2025 03:09 PM (63Dwl)

286 Stevens 325B 30-30"

Sorta inherited one. Don't need it, but don't know what to do with it... the bolt action/magazine combo works well, tho.

Posted by: The Great Bird of the Galaxy at August 12, 2025 03:10 PM (tubbA)

287 Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 12, 2025 02:51 PM

I dint know who Lauren Greene is. I barely know who Laura Loomet iis If that's Twitter or X they mostly seem like an excuse simply to insult people. Yay for technology😕

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2025 03:10 PM (2GCMq)

288 His Po Boy sandwich really contained a Po Boy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2025 03:09 PM (63Dwl)

😂😂

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 03:10 PM (g47mK)

289 Being a millionaire in Chicago doesn't mean you're rich by any means.

Posted by: Lars at August 12, 2025 03:11 PM (kJH1Z)

290

Pritzker's Blood type is Christie Negative

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 12, 2025 03:11 PM (x0n13)

291 I wonder how the Mega Million ticket sales have been since they jacked up the price of ONE ticket to $5?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 03:11 PM (hV2n9)

292 The way the Rodney King officers were prosecuted by the Bush I DOJ for civil rights violations …

Makes me want to see other municipal officials punished. You can rig an election a lot easier than a jury.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at August 12, 2025 03:11 PM (EKyBq)

293 Hey Illinois your governor is so fat I looked his picture up on google and my PC got diabetes.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 03:11 PM (t0Rmr)

294 Off, Rodenberry sock

Posted by: man at August 12, 2025 03:11 PM (tubbA)

295 Pritzker is so huge, Kirk and Spock accidnetally took him to the 23rd century.
Posted by: Anna Puma

And then the giant black space dildo descended upon the earth to wreak vengeance...

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 12, 2025 03:11 PM (w9Wax)

296 I play the lottery because I know I have a .0001% chance of winning and a 99.999 chance of losing all I wager. Math is racis.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 12, 2025 03:11 PM (pohLc)

297 Speaking of government fat, has Air Force One gotten any closer to delivery or is the Deep State going to deny Trump that W?

Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2025 03:12 PM (2IVq3)

298 Hey Illinois your governor is so fat he got diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and they gave him 42 years to live.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 03:07 PM (t0Rmr)

Yo Governor so fat, after sex he smokes a ham.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 03:12 PM (i24o9)

299
Call it Chi-town. I hear Chitownions love that.
Posted by: Reforger at August 12, 2025 02:37 PM (pxUkb)

Almost as much as San Francisco commies love it when you call it "Frisco".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2025 03:12 PM (y9nCu)

300 Che Town.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 12, 2025 03:12 PM (xsZ/U)

301 Has the Chicago Mayor considered a Dunking Booth? Pie In The Face Booth?

The bucks would roll in.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 12, 2025 03:12 PM (wVcYX)

302 >>>I wonder how the Mega Million ticket sales have been since they jacked up the price of ONE ticket to $5?

Gambling addicts, uh, find a way.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at August 12, 2025 03:13 PM (CwhoI)

303 Not sure why I'm thinking of Tora, Tora, Tora but I love the idea of constantly attacking and keeping the pressure on.. keep them on the defense which is a good thing.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM

I read an article that said an insider at the White House said that this term will be warfare all of the time, every day with no end in sight. Like the great, late Breitbart said "Fuck you, war.".

Posted by: Cheri at August 12, 2025 03:13 PM (oiNtH)

304 The lottery is an extra tax for people who are bad at math.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 12, 2025 03:09 PM (xsZ/U)

That's why, if you play it at all, buy only one ticket. Buying a mittfull of tickets does not significantly increase your odds of winning, but it does multiply you losses.

Buy one lotto ticket, you are renting a dream for few days. Cheap entertainment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 03:13 PM (Xtdoj)

305 Hey Illinois your governor is so fat his zodiac sign is the KFC Double Down

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 03:13 PM (t0Rmr)

306 That's the ticket, Donald. Rules are for Closers. Make the Fat Pedo and Lil' Commie dance!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 12, 2025 03:13 PM (wBaIH)

307 His brother... I mean "sister" (Jennifer) is the world's first transgender billionaire

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2025 03:14 PM (NpAcC)

308 Almost as much as San Francisco commies love it when you call it "Frisco".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2025 03:12 PM (y9nCu)
---
I'll have to remember to call it frisco then.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 03:14 PM (krQz2)

309 As many have stated about Pritzker: "He was born on 3rd base but acts as if he hit a triple"

Posted by: Lars at August 12, 2025 03:14 PM (kJH1Z)

310 That's the ticket, Donald. Rules are for Closers. Make the Fat Pedo and Lil' Commie dance!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 12, 2025 03:13 PM (wBaIH)
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I just wanted to see that son-of-a-bitch defend high crime!

Posted by: Donald Trump, probably at August 12, 2025 03:14 PM (krQz2)

311 Sorta inherited one. Don't need it, but don't know what to do with it... the bolt action/magazine combo works well, tho.
Posted by: The Great Bird of the Galaxy at August 12, 2025 03:10 PM (tubbA)

I have a weakness for oddball stuff. It was made from leftover WW2 gun parts mostly. Stock was poorly fitted so I refitted it and glass bedded the action. Shoots very well.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 12, 2025 03:15 PM (pohLc)

312 Pritzker will eat Chicago before he lets Trump take it over.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 12, 2025 03:16 PM (0t1wa)

313 To rig an election all you have to do is hide filled in ballots under a table covered with a table cloth waiting for the need and a quiet time early in the morning in the tabulating room.

Judges rule all ballots are presumed equal, and once counted the fraudulent ones are as good as the real ones.

Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2025 03:16 PM (2IVq3)

314 Judges rule all ballots are presumed equal, and once counted the fraudulent ones are as good as the real ones.

Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2025 03:16 PM (2IVq3)
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Fuckin' judges.

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 03:17 PM (krQz2)

315 Lorne Greene was Canadian, but most people were willing to overlook it.

Posted by: Academy of Radio Arts at August 12, 2025 03:17 PM (G5+As)

316 To rig an election all you have to do is hide filled in ballots under a table covered with a table cloth waiting for the need and a quiet time early in the morning in the tabulating room.

Judges rule all ballots are presumed equal, and once counted the fraudulent ones are as good as the real ones.
Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2025 03:16 PM (2IVq3)

The preferred term is "result fortification."

Posted by: Voter fraud perpetrators at August 12, 2025 03:17 PM (TbWk/)

317 To rig an election all you have to do is hide filled in ballots under a table covered with a table cloth waiting for the need and a quiet time early in the morning in the tabulating room.

Judges rule all ballots are presumed equal, and once counted the fraudulent ones are as good as the real ones.

Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2025 03:16 PM (2IVq3)

You're absolutely right and I'm sure this goes on in every Blue state. It should be a capital crime. And I am serious about that.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 12, 2025 03:18 PM (0t1wa)

318 Shoots very well"

And kicks ok, too...

Posted by: man at August 12, 2025 03:18 PM (tubbA)

319 And "Jennifer " Pritzer definitely looks like a man in a wig:

https://tinyurl.com/3thhj783

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2025 03:18 PM (2GCMq)

320 As long as the president keeps the Dems on the back foot, continuously defending the 20% part of 80/20 issues, then keep on truckin'.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 12, 2025 03:18 PM (CwhoI)

321 These cities were all counting on yet another federal bailout.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 12, 2025 03:18 PM (vjkEj)

322 To rig an election all you have to do is hide filled in ballots under a table covered with a table cloth waiting for the need and a quiet time early in the morning in the tabulating room.

There were jokes about the Democrats rigging elections in Chicago 100 years ago. I suspect Brandon Johnson would have some trouble maintaining that system if someone attacks it though, given he's on the left end of the bell curve.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2025 03:19 PM (2ocoG)

323 The Bearclaw is back!

Alexander S. Vindman @AVindman
Hey, @realDonaldTrump you’re a dumbass fascist. Later, I'll make the arguement as to why this is so dangerous. Putting troops on the streets of a nation's capital, to intimidate opposition, is an authoritarian play. For now, I’ll poke holes in your wannabe fascist's image.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 03:19 PM (L/fGl)

324 I am done with black people. Like muzzies they NEVER condemn the tribal SHIT.

Posted by: Pamazon at August 12, 2025 03:19 PM (b5MGU)

325 Yo Governor so fat, he got triabetes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 03:19 PM (i24o9)

326 No one won the Powerball last night. So there is hope?

Powerball is still a $2 play, right? I might throw a few bucks at it the next time I go to the grocery store if it hasn't been won by then. Once you figure the lump sum payout less taxes, it doesn't become a "fair" bet (i.e. potential win >= reciprocal of the odds) until the pot is somewhere over 6 or 7 mil.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2025 03:19 PM (3nLb4)

327 In a turnabout, Gov. Pritzker could do a Guess My Weight contest with paid entries. Closest to it without going over, wins.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 12, 2025 03:19 PM (wVcYX)

328 If they can withhold highway funds to force a 55mph speed limit, they can withhold funds to force a minimum bail requirement.

Cry moar, leftie bitches--this is the machinery you built.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 12, 2025 03:19 PM (Xoc7P)

329 Lorne Greene was Canadian, but most people were willing to overlook it.
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True, there was no ice-skating on the Ponderosa.

Posted by: Crusader at August 12, 2025 03:19 PM (TN0g+)

330 There's a new Smurf movie.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 12, 2025 03:19 PM (xsZ/U)

331 The Bearclaw is back!

Alexander S. Vindman @AVindman
Hey, @realDonaldTrump you’re a dumbass fascist. Later, I'll make the arguement as to why this is so dangerous. Putting troops on the streets of a nation's capital, to intimidate opposition, is an authoritarian play. For now, I’ll poke holes in your wannabe fascist's image.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 03:19 PM (L/fGl)

A challenger approaches.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 03:19 PM (i24o9)

332 His brother... I mean "sister" (Jennifer) is the world's first transgender billionaire
Posted by: redridinghood at Au
****
...half the money, and all the pooter.

Posted by: torabora at August 12, 2025 03:19 PM (2IVq3)

333 https://tinyurl.com/3thhj783
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 12, 2025 03:18 PM (2GCMq)

Another bloated obscenity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 03:20 PM (Xtdoj)

334 Putting troops on the streets of a nation's capital"

Like LBJ? Lincoln?

Posted by: man at August 12, 2025 03:20 PM (tubbA)

335 And "Jennifer " Pritzer definitely looks like a man in a wig:

https://tinyurl.com/3thhj783

Fucking unbelievable. The Left has made mental illness a sacrament.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 12, 2025 03:20 PM (0t1wa)

336 Putting troops on the streets of a nation's capital, to intimidate opposition, is an authoritarian play. For now, I’ll poke holes in your wannabe fascist's image.

oddly I don't remember him having this reaction when Biden put troops on the streets of the capital and looked it down so normal people couldn't go there...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 03:20 PM (t0Rmr)

337 Not sure why I'm thinking of Tora, Tora, Tora but I love the idea of constantly attacking and keeping the pressure on.. keep them on the defense which is a good thing.

That's basically how the Democrats attacked Trump in his first term. Almost every day there was some new bullshit he had to defend. So using it against them is entirely proper. "IT WAS YOU! I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!"

Posted by: Ian S. at August 12, 2025 03:20 PM (2ocoG)

338 New thread about DC carjackers. NOOD

Posted by: gdgm+ at August 12, 2025 03:20 PM (C5GSe)

339 We elected Don Rickles as President?

Cool!
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 12, 2025 02:45 PM (hV2n9)

https://youtu.be/3bHsYDH_7I4

A little old, but still good.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 12, 2025 03:21 PM (S/Y4j)

340 >>Alexander S. Vindman @AVindman
Hey, @realDonaldTrump you’re a dumbass fascist. Later, I'll make the arguement as to why this is so dangerous. Putting troops on the streets of a nation's capital, to intimidate opposition, is an authoritarian play. For now, I’ll poke holes in your wannabe fascist's image.

Go die for Ukraine, lardass.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2025 03:21 PM (z6okN)

341 The lottery is an extra tax for people who are bad at math.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Self imposed idiot tax.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 03:21 PM (L/fGl)

342
Pritzker will eat Chicago before he lets Trump take it over.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 12, 2025 03:16 PM (0t1wa)

Can't deny him a mid-day snack.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 12, 2025 03:21 PM (y9nCu)

343 The Bearclaw is back!

Alexander S. Vindman @AVindman
Hey, @realDonaldTrump you’re a dumbass fascist. Later, I'll make the arguement as to why this is so dangerous. Putting troops on the streets of a nation's capital, to intimidate opposition, is an authoritarian play. For now, I’ll poke holes in your wannabe fascist's image.

What I want to know if why this oxygen thief hasn't been court-martialed.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 12, 2025 03:22 PM (0t1wa)

344 I hope Adam Schiff is shitting himself uncontrollably right now.

That fuckin clown was the ringleader of the circus tearing this country apart

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at August 12, 2025 03:22 PM (bvvO+)

345 >>>True, there was no ice-skating on the Ponderosa.

And damned few Cylons.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 12, 2025 03:22 PM (CwhoI)

346 >>> 323 The Bearclaw is back!

Alexander S. Vindman @AVindman
Hey, @realDonaldTrump you're a dumbass fascist. Later, I'll make the arguement as to why this is so dangerous. Putting troops on the streets of a nation's capital, to intimidate opposition, is an authoritarian play. For now, I'll poke holes in your wannabe fascist's image.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 03:19 PM (L/fGl)

Amazing how the commies keep rediscovering history.

I will be very disappointed if OrangeManBad doesn't drop both the bearclaws on KEEEV - more precisely, on little Z's head - after the meeting with Poo Tin.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 12, 2025 03:22 PM (ULPxl)

347 Buy one lotto ticket, you are renting a dream for few days. Cheap entertainment.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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I have a better idea.
Save your money and imagine asking the little red haired girl out on a date in a few days. You can rent that dream for free. Same odds.

Posted by: Charlie Brown at August 12, 2025 03:22 PM (vjkEj)

348 Just when you think Chicago Mayors can't get any worse, the voters say, hold my beer.

Posted by: WisRich at August 12, 2025 03:22 PM (G0vdT)

349
Chicago

Carl Sandburg
1878 –
1967

Hog Butcher for the World,
Tool maker, Stacker of Wheat,
Player with Railroads and the Nation's
Freight Handler;
Stormy, husky, brawling,
City of the Big Shoulders

Posted by: Don Black at August 12, 2025 03:24 PM (AOsQT)

350 I'm reminded of the below story:

LBJ wanted to spread a rumor that a political opponent, a pig farmer, was doing the dirty with his livestock.

Taken aback, Johnson's campaign manager protested, "But Lyndon, we can't say that! It's not true!" To which Johnson replied, "Of course not, but let's make the bastard deny it." (www.thefreelibrary.com, "Down and dirty")

In Trump's case, he says outrageous things he would enact and execute as President of the USA. Over the top, things that are impossible.

But, unlike most politicians and diplomats, he does a head fake and actually goes to work on a few of those things. So you can never be certain his showmanship is just wrestling Kayfabe or if he's serious. So his opponents have to react to what he says. And they run the same stupid plays, over and over again; enough that Trump can basically plan for their exact action ahead of time.

And at this point, Trump has enough experience to answer "Are they dumb enough to actually say that?" with "Ayup."

Posted by: Another Anon at August 12, 2025 03:24 PM (4h45B)

351 315 Lorne Greene was Canadian, but most people were willing to overlook it.
Posted by: Academy of Radio Arts

Used to intone the names of Canadian mortal casualties on radio during WW2, when the canucks were on our side.

Posted by: Auspex at August 12, 2025 03:24 PM (Y8DZL)

352 37 Dana White announces that the White House will host a UFC fight.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

Jerry "Nads" Nadler v. Adam "Pencil Neck" Schiff.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 02:30 PM (L/fGl)

Maybe a Kamala vs. Kamala? Although I think the other Kamala has sadly passed

Posted by: mishdog at August 12, 2025 03:25 PM (Zlz2L)

353 The Bearclaw is back!

Alexander S. Vindman @AVindman
Hey, @realDonaldTrump you’re a dumbass fascist. Later, I'll make the arguement as to why this is so dangerous. Putting troops on the streets of a nation's capital, to intimidate opposition, is an authoritarian play. For now, I’ll poke holes in your wannabe fascist's image.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 12, 2025 03:19 PM (L/fGl)
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Sounds like somebody doesn't remember 2021.

Is he calling Biden a fascist?

Or is this another its-okay-when-they-do-it thing?

Posted by: Axeman at August 12, 2025 03:26 PM (krQz2)

354 It's comical how the Mayor who f***s up the Big City, has the nerve to stand back and say 'wow- we have a lot of problems here!"

Posted by: Don Black at August 12, 2025 03:28 PM (AOsQT)

355 327 In a turnabout, Gov. Pritzker could do a Guess My Weight contest with paid entries. Closest to it without going over, wins.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 12, 2025 03:19 PM (wVcYX)

2.5 spins!

Posted by: Lars at August 12, 2025 03:45 PM (kJH1Z)

356 Tell you what chicago, the feds will bail out your city.

IN EXCHANGE all your corrupt politicians will be shown the door and barred from ever holding public office again. Your teacher union will fold, and school choice will reign. You police force will double in size, and no bail will cease. Every crime will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. You'll also cut sales taxes to 5%, as well as property taxes.

After 10 years of Fed receivership, you'll be allowed to elect your own politicians, with federal oversite of your actions.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 12, 2025 04:03 PM (D1vbu)

357 We alls think that Presdent Obama shoolds be named Mayer of DC. He be clans fix this problem made by Trump's imcompertance.

Posted by: Mary Cloggintein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 12, 2025 04:11 PM (cAexM)

358 I think that bail systems are clearly the states' responsibility, invoking the 10th Amendment.

Also, fedgov should stay away from federalizing Shitcago; they voted for it, they can simmer in it.

Posted by: Butch at August 12, 2025 04:23 PM (X4TFL)

359 Trump is hoping that this distraction of Kabuki Theater will make people forget about their economy anxiety AND The Epstein/Maxwell scandal where Pam Bondi who gave Epstein his sweetheart deal (work release jail) and is now doing the same for Ghilsaine

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at August 12, 2025 04:27 PM (rI7Hk)

360 /sock

Posted by: muldoon at August 12, 2025 04:42 PM (I0N4X)

361 Hilarious! I expect Fatty Pritzker to anxiety-binge eat small children in response

Posted by: Gulp I did it again at August 12, 2025 04:52 PM (hD90I)

362 Yeah Ace,

It is totally legal for Trump to intercede, in fact it is part of his duties and obligations. According to the law that is written, Trump has much greater power than he is applying in the situation, while many of the command and control options are not unlimited in this situation, it is close.

I'm not in the mood to look up the exact statute, but I'm pretty sure it's in the constitution somewhere or has already long been federal law. Citizens are guaranteed safety and a number of other rights which government is entrusted to execute. If the leadership of an area defaults on these, the president has an obligation and authority to restore it. The law further enumerates how.

I'm pretty sure you or probably more than one of your columnists have discussed this feature of our laws. You might want to ask whether there is familiarity or who has written about it or whether it exists.

Hopefully I'm not misremembering or misplaced in an alternative dimension or reality.

Walleye

Posted by: jeremiah at August 12, 2025 09:09 PM (1Qk/u)

363 Trump can't do much about State crimes or bail policy, but many State crimes are also Federal crimes, or have Federal analogues, such as drug or gun crimes.
The Glock switch machine guns are Federal crimes, whether possessed, sold, or used.
Years ago, Chicago worked with the Feds to get rid of the major gang leaders on Federal charges, called Project Exile, but the DemonRats killed it.
The problem will be the Chicago / Illinois prosecutors destroying the evidence before Federal charges can be brought.

Posted by: John in Indy at August 12, 2025 09:53 PM (P0gkT)

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