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Lynx and kitten

I linked a video of various animals bouncing on a trampoline. I noted it was probably AI but I just liked it so much I wanted it to be true. It wasn't, it was all AI slop.

Guitar and parrot perform "Stairway to Heaven."

Man and dog team up to make worst racket possible.

You thought you were buying your cat a fun toy. WRONG. You were buying him something to destroy and take all of the fun out of.

Monkey and cat are Explorer Pals.

Everybody in bed!

Shepherd flips out.

ICYMI: Seagull trolls cat.

Dog sees a treat and dances as payment.

Sheep working out at the sheep gym.

Dog's instincts to protect humans are strong.

Permission to lick myself, Captain?

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Posted by: Ace at 07:44 PM

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1 I missed all the fun today.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 07:44 PM (y3EmU)

2

Is a Lynx the same as a Mountain Lion?

Posted by: Soothsayer doesn't hate jews, for the record at August 12, 2025 07:45 PM (vaIcE)

3 Burt met the Un-lubed Dildo of Consequences.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 07:45 PM (y3EmU)

4 Id of been first but got.caught up in the pure joy of it all.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2025 07:46 PM (2WIwB)

5 We need nightly WNBA dildo forecasts.

"Likely green with a chance of purple."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 07:46 PM (ZOv7s)

6 1 I missed all the fun today.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Night's still young.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:46 PM (ctrM5)

7 5 We need nightly WNBA dildo forecasts.

"Likely green with a chance of purple."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Ask not for who the dong targets, it targets thee!

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:48 PM (ctrM5)

8 I assume that picture from the other day of the WNBA court with the ship netting was AI.

Anti-Dildo Netting.

I should start a company.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 07:48 PM (y3EmU)

9 Burt met the Un-lubed Dildo of Consequences.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 07:45 PM (y3EmU)
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Ace used sand.

I was sad I missed it, because I've been saying this for months. There is no "list" because who would compile it. Why would Obama, and Biden, and the Deep State have a handy-dandy document to screw over themselves?

This is like a political self-destruct button that you just leave on a career bureaucrat's desk because reasons.

The real tell will be whether she is offered immunity by the House or Senate in exchange for testimony.

Spoiler alert: it won't be the GOP that blocks this.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 07:49 PM (ZOv7s)

10 see, I am a perfect Cafe attendee, I never complain about paucity of penguin videos

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 07:49 PM (g47mK)

11 7 5 We need nightly WNBA dildo forecasts.

"Likely green with a chance of purple."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Ask not for who the dong targets, it targets thee!
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:48 PM (ctrM5)

Old and Busted: Flying Fickle Finger of Fate
New Hotness: Unlubed Dildo of Consequence

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2025 07:50 PM (mP0Kj)

12 "Permission to lick myself, Captain?"

I think I will leave that particular link un-clicked today.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 12, 2025 07:50 PM (FVLcK)

13 I assume that picture from the other day of the WNBA court with the ship netting was AI.

Anti-Dildo Netting.

I should start a company.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 07:48 PM (y3EmU)
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It's fake. They should use an active defense - radar-directed T-shirt cannon to keep them off the court.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 07:50 PM (ZOv7s)

14 8 I assume that picture from the other day of the WNBA court with the ship netting was AI.

Anti-Dildo Netting.

I should start a company.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Targeting women. Announcer's voice: "When life is raining dongs, then we are there with the net to protect you!!! As if it never happened."

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:50 PM (ctrM5)

15 You keep a lynx as a pet, you're gonna have to deal with the vomited hairballs daily.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 07:50 PM (iBAge)

16 "Permission to lick myself, Captain?"

Ah yes. The Navy

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 12, 2025 07:50 PM (IifOV)

17
In Portland some CRAZY Karen was screaming at a guy because his dog is a purebred, not an adopted dog.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 12, 2025 07:51 PM (3ek7K)

18 Old and Busted: Flying Fickle Finger of Fate
New Hotness: Unlubed Dildo of Consequence
Posted by: Romeo13
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I think I would choose to avoid that consequence. Being catherized was enough for me.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:51 PM (ctrM5)

19 Shaggy cat rankings:
pallas cat > maine coon > lynx > sphynx

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 07:52 PM (iBAge)

20 Anti-Dildo Netting.

I should start a company.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Targeting women. Announcer's voice: "When life is raining dongs, then we are there with the net to protect you!!! As if it never happened."
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:50 PM (ctrM5)

Dong Net. I love it.

Dong Net. For when life throws Dildos at you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 07:52 PM (y3EmU)

21 Protect dog

Adorable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 07:52 PM (zZu0s)

22 You keep a lynx as a pet, you're gonna have to deal with the vomited hairballs daily.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet

Well, just don't lick the cat.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 12, 2025 07:52 PM (KagKL)

23 Feral Animals -
Homeless Person Tries to Rob Harmeet Dhillon in DC

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 12, 2025 07:52 PM (/lPRQ)

24 What a time saver knowing AI is fake, plagiarism and stupid.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 12, 2025 07:52 PM (YlWIZ)

25 Portland some CRAZY Karen was screaming at a guy because his dog is a purebred, not an adopted dog.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 12, 2025 07:51 PMM

What if it was an adopted purebred?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2025 07:53 PM (MGB5H)

26 The real tell will be whether she is offered immunity by the House or Senate in exchange for testimony.

Spoiler alert: it won't be the GOP that blocks this.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 07:49 PM (ZOv7s)

Interesting test case. As CONGRESS is the ones who are supposed to be making the rules for Courts, according to the Constitution...

Does Congress then have the authority to over ride a Judges ruling, based soley on rules written by the Supreme Court?

The order keeping the Records sealed, are based on a RULE giving a Judge the authority to Seal them... not on a specific law.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 12, 2025 07:53 PM (mP0Kj)

27 Am I the only one addictively searching for videos of two Chicom ships playing the Star Destroyers the Filipino Falcon?

The Coast Guard ship was clearly trying to bring the port firehose to bear (why not one on the starboard side) and then T-boned a destroyer. They may have had KIA because just before impact there are crewmen deploying a fender on a part of the bow that has disappeared when we next see it.

Crazy bad ship handling.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 07:53 PM (ZOv7s)

28 22 LOL

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 07:53 PM (iBAge)

29 have we got newwwws for yoooou at the WNBA
youtu.be/l5aZJBLAu1E

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 07:53 PM (gKWVE)

30 In Portland some CRAZY Karen was screaming at a guy because his dog is a purebred, not an adopted dog.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 12, 2025 07:51 PM (3ek7K)

Yeah, some of the advocates can get a bit insane about the shelter vs breeder options. They put it in moral terms which is just the vested way to persuade everyone.

I just live dogs. Try to go to an ethical breeder, do what you have to do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 07:54 PM (zZu0s)

31 Hey, Siri, show us a search for dildoes at the WNBA game.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 12, 2025 07:54 PM (YlWIZ)

32 See the sideburns on that lynx? That's where they hide the green dildos.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 07:55 PM (iBAge)

33 A malodorous homeless person attempted to swipe my phone today while I was walking in DC back to the DOJ from an appointment -- but he was not in his right mind and I artfully dodged the attempt.

It'll be a while till things feel safe in this city, so everyone stay alert!
- Harmeet

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 12, 2025 07:55 PM (/lPRQ)

34 The off leash excursion walker is cool but I couldn't do that with my dog.

Posted by: Gavin at August 12, 2025 07:56 PM (VofaG)

35 Good evening everyone
Time for just a couple videos

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2025 07:56 PM (+qU29)

36 What a time saver knowing AI is fake, plagiarism and stupid.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 12, 2025 07:52 PM (YlWIZ)
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It's nothing more than robo-piracy and needs to be hit with massive damages to actual creators. A criminal conspiracy to violate copyright protections.

Sorry Elon. Stick to the rockets.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 07:56 PM (ZOv7s)

37
More Daily Mail fun. Leonardo DeCapri was stopped and searched along with whovever is his latest young girlfriend. He was headed to some swanky, exclusive party somewhere on Ibiza, and the Spanish cops didn't recognize him and thought he was suspicious.

I don't blame 'em.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2025 07:56 PM (w6EFb)

38 Video

Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2025 07:56 PM (FSQic)

39 Off oil slick sock.

Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2025 07:57 PM (VofaG)

40 Hey, Alexa, show me the video of Boasberg throwing a dildo on the basketball court.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 12, 2025 07:57 PM (YlWIZ)

41 33 A malodorous homeless person attempted to swipe my phone today while I was walking in DC back to the DOJ from an appointment -- but he was not in his right mind and I artfully dodged the attempt.

It'll be a while till things feel safe in this city, so everyone stay alert!
- Harmeet
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 12, 2025 07:55 PM (/lPRQ

Stinky. Just say stinky.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 07:57 PM (y3EmU)

42 33 Is that for real? Cripes.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 07:57 PM (iBAge)

43 See the sideburns on that lynx? That's where they hide the green dildos.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025

Exactly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 12, 2025 07:57 PM (5+Y60)

44 I was sad I missed it, because I've been saying this for months. There is no "list" because who would compile it. Why would Obama, and Biden, and the Deep State have a handy-dandy document to screw over themselves?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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My filter was why this and why now?

Smelled of Dem ops when under Biden they had four years to monkey with the files and release it by leaking like Russia Russia.

Anything that the flying monkeys of media consider important is a very good sign that it is likely not so. The interesting thing is that they got some Conservative media types on the right pushing that intel angle in order to win internal battles with others.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:57 PM (ctrM5)

45 I hope doggie got the treat

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2025 07:57 PM (+qU29)

46 27 Am I the only one addictively searching for videos of two Chicom ships playing the Star Destroyers the Filipino Falcon?
*****
Crazy bad ship handling.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 07:53 PM (ZOv7s)9

I don't think the US has too much room to talk on the subject. Didn't we have like the Navy vessels involved in collisions in the span of a bout a year recently?

Posted by: tankdemon at August 12, 2025 07:58 PM (FVLcK)

47 " Leonardo DeCapri was stopped and searched along with whovever is his latest young girlfriend. "

If they didn't find anything on him, they didn't search hard enough.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 07:58 PM (iBAge)

48
Her Majesty, Rosalind and The Big Dummy made it to their next stop in Limon, CO. They should make it to Greeley tomorrow and set up to do battle starting Thursday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 07:58 PM (kkTda)

49 Well, just don't lick the cat.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 12, 2025 07:52 PM (KagKL)

It's not as easy as it sounds.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 07:58 PM (i24o9)

50 It'll be a while till things feel safe in this city, so everyone stay alert!
- Harmeet
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 12, 2025 07:55 PM (/lPRQ)
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"In the meantime, the federal hobo bag limit is 10 per year. Good huniting!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 07:58 PM (ZOv7s)

51 17
'In Portland some CRAZY Karen was screaming at a guy because his dog is a purebred, not an adopted dog.'

In a sane world that would be just grounds to mace the Karen.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 12, 2025 07:58 PM (3wi/L)

52 Hey, Siri, show me a video of Karen Bass balancing her checkbook.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 12, 2025 07:59 PM (YlWIZ)

53 >>Permission to lick myself, Captain?

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2025 08:00 PM (viF8m)

54
I said young, but DeCaprio's latest gal is now over 25 at 26 years old. 25 general cut-off age, after which he dumps 'em.

So he's into older women now, apparently.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 12, 2025 08:00 PM (w6EFb)

55 'In Portland some CRAZY Karen was screaming at a guy because his dog is a purebred, not an adopted dog.'

Somebody told him walking a dog was a good way to meet chicks. It worked!

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 08:00 PM (iBAge)

56 I don't think the US has too much room to talk on the subject. Didn't we have like the Navy vessels involved in collisions in the span of a bout a year recently?
Posted by: tankdemon at August 12, 2025 07:58 PM (FVLcK)
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2017, a woke hangover from Obama. All-female bridge grew on one, clueless captain on another.

What's China's excuse? They're all ruthless and male and stuff.

And the Philippine Navy is kicking their ass in a power boat.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:00 PM (ZOv7s)

57 You simply are not that hard to fool.
Posted by: Common Sense at August 12, 2025 07:59 PM (37kQu

I haven't fallen for 'pull my finger for years', sir. Thank you very much.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 08:00 PM (y3EmU)

58 Sorry, it was Filipino Coasties, even more shameful.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:01 PM (ZOv7s)

59 Posted by: Common Sense at August 12, 2025 07:59 PM (37kQu)

It's the quality and ease that's different now. Also harder to detect.

Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2025 08:01 PM (VofaG)

60 Zoomies video.

+1

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:02 PM (zZu0s)

61 Maine Coon MegaRoy gets a full body brushing up to three times a day. He only horks up a hairball every other week or so because of all the brushing. He has a routine where he'll pester Smash to follow him upstairs to brush him the sleep for his after breafast nap, his second nap, and his 3rd nap. He's spoiled rotten, but his fur is very soft and not at all snarled or tangled.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 12, 2025 08:02 PM (QcUc+)

62 33
'It'll be a while till things feel safe in this city, so everyone stay alert!
- Harmeet'

I like her.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 12, 2025 08:02 PM (3wi/L)

63
Ha, ha, suckers. AI is going to replace all your sorry asses. It's going to think faster and smarter than you losers and it doesn't whine about a work-life balance. Me and my HR mistress are going to be rolling in dough while you schlubs look for jobs that aren't there.

Posted by: Every CEO right now at August 12, 2025 08:02 PM (kkTda)

64 Hey, Alexa, on what date this year did Jasmine Crockett complete a sentence, unaided, with an identifiable subject, predicate and object?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 12, 2025 08:03 PM (YlWIZ)

65 You simply are not that hard to fool.
Posted by: Common Sense at August 12, 2025 07:59 PM (37kQu

I haven't fallen for 'pull my finger for years', sir. Thank you very much.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 08:00 PM (y3EmU)

I don't chase my refrigerator anymore

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 12, 2025 08:03 PM (5+Y60)

66 Interesting test case. As CONGRESS is the ones who are supposed to be making the rules for Courts, according to the Constitution...

Does Congress then have the authority to over ride a Judges ruling, based soley on rules written by the Supreme Court?

The order keeping the Records sealed, are based on a RULE giving a Judge the authority to Seal them... not on a specific law.
Posted by: Romeo13

Not necessary for Congress to compel Ghislaine and others to testify. If they want, they can issue transactional immunity (which is what Ollie North and John Poindexter got back in the day) which overrides 5th Amendment privilege of not testifying. It can, however, as it did in the Iran Contra cases, make it impossible to prosecute witnesses for new crimes due to tainting the investigation and jury pool.

Regarding grand jury testimony secrecy, law supercedes judicial rules as you mention but Ghislaine's would scarcely be usable as her civil trials indicate she answer no questions other than asserting privilege and Epstein was the same way.

Epstein's staff, given that they face criminal charges too, would also be likely to invoke the 5th.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 08:03 PM (ctrM5)

67 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Spock loses his mind.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2025 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

68 I haven't fallen for 'pull my finger for years', sir. Thank you very much.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

What about, "Hey, smell this?"

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 12, 2025 08:04 PM (KagKL)

69 "Maine Coon MegaRoy gets a full body brushing up to three times a day."

Tom won't let me groom the vulnerable soft underbelly. I think that's where most of the horked hair originates.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 08:04 PM (iBAge)

70 "malodorous"

This is hysterical. Sounds like a lawyer talking.

Posted by: pawn at August 12, 2025 08:04 PM (EITcu)

71 Being a free thinker like myself, I am only fooled by the Twins and Mets.
The rest of the universe melts under my steely gaze.

Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2025 08:04 PM (FSQic)

72 >>>Is a Lynx the same as a Mountain Lion?

Posted by: Soothsayer doesn't hate jews, for the record

>A lynx is more like a bobcat, and a mountain lion is a cougar.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 12, 2025 08:05 PM (/vPt3)

73 haven't fallen for 'pull my finger for years', sir. Thank you very much.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

*makes 'ok symbol' next to leg*

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 12, 2025 08:05 PM (MGB5H)

74 What about, "Hey, smell this?"
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 12, 2025 08:04 PM (KagKL)
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"Ugh, this tastes gross. Want some?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:05 PM (ZOv7s)

75 malodorous

But I came here for an ARGUMENT!

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 08:05 PM (gKWVE)

76 68 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Spock loses his mind.
Posted by: fd at August 12, 2025 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

Amok Time or Spocks Brain?

Horny or Missing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:06 PM (zZu0s)

77 AI will make the people that survive yearn for Idiocracy.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 12, 2025 08:06 PM (YlWIZ)

78 Does this rag smell weird?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:06 PM (zZu0s)

79 I know the drill too
Goodnight everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 12, 2025 08:06 PM (+qU29)

80 A lynx is more like a bobcat, and a mountain lion is a cougar.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 12, 2025 08:05 PM (/vPt3)
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A cougar is more like a vamp, and a vamp is more like a tramp, and a tramp is more like a slut.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:06 PM (ZOv7s)

81 Am I the only one addictively searching for videos of two Chicom ships playing the Star Destroyers the Filipino Falcon?
*****
Crazy bad ship handling.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 07:53 PM (ZOv7s)9

I don't think the US has too much room to talk on the subject. Didn't we have like the Navy vessels involved in collisions in the span of a bout a year recently?
Posted by: tankdemon
===

To be fair, those would be hilarious too if we had the video.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 12, 2025 08:06 PM (/lPRQ)

82 72 Being a free thinker like myself, I am only fooled by the Twins and Mets.
The rest of the universe melts under my steely gaze.
Posted by: Accomack
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You sir, are a steely eyed missile man! And a Great American!!!

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 08:06 PM (ctrM5)

83 Night skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:07 PM (zZu0s)

84 Faux meat-congealer Beyond Meat reported a bad third quarter last week; the company's sales were hurt in part "by weak demand for its plant-based meat products," according to Reuters, and that has The Street's Daniel Kline arguing the company is ripe for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

"The company does have time to fend off a Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing," Kline wrote, "but it also has limited, if any, prospects to meet its impending cash needs." The company has just $117.3 million in cash or equivalents, and debts of $1.2 billion.

Shocking.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 08:07 PM (y3EmU)

85 And these data centers are Easter Island.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 12, 2025 08:07 PM (YlWIZ)

86 "Ha, ha, suckers. AI is going to replace all your sorry asses."
-Every CEO right now

You bet every CEO is thinking that! If they weren't looking seriously at applying it, they'd suck at their jobs. For good or ill, it's coming. Adapt or die.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 08:07 PM (iBAge)

87 "Amok Time or Spocks Brain?

Horny or Missing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone"

The one with the purple miniskirt.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2025 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

88 Spotter 1 to Dildo launcher 1, you are between the seams.
Repeat, launch is a go, you are between the seams.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2025 08:07 PM (wHp1L)

89 A lynx is more like a bobcat, and a mountain lion is a cougar.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 12, 2025 08:05 PM (/vPt3)

A Lynx is a young woman going after an older guy.

A cougar is .. well you know.

Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2025 08:08 PM (VofaG)

90 The grand jury prosecuted probably hovered up all the info at the FBI, NSA and CIA. If they did their job, everything is under seal.
The grand jurors were shown a cigarette butt and a filet o fish.

Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2025 08:08 PM (NnCFS)

91
Faux meat-congealer Beyond Meat reported a bad third quarter last week;

_________

Something, something eating your own dog food.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 08:08 PM (kkTda)

92 o be fair, those would be hilarious too if we had the video.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 12, 2025 08:06 PM (/lPRQ)
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The official inquiry is riveting reading. I'd love to see a dramatic reading of the Bridge Officer declining to work with CIC because she hates that bitch.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:08 PM (ZOv7s)

93 >>>Man and dog team up to make worst racket possible.

It's a good effort. But in order to be the worst, the dog would have to be a Husky.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 12, 2025 08:08 PM (p4nXC)

94 For good or ill, it's coming. Adapt or die.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 08:07 PM (iBAge)

They will try. And on some levels, probably succeed. Some things no where close to where they need to.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:08 PM (zZu0s)

95 Vaccinated? We understand...

Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2025 08:09 PM (B0h7g)

96 The Chyna ship crash, likely misaligned menstrual periods, again.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 12, 2025 08:09 PM (YlWIZ)

97 89 "Amok Time or Spocks Brain?

Horny or Missing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone"

The one with the purple miniskirt.
Posted by: fd
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LOL.

Posted by: scampydog at August 12, 2025 08:09 PM (41CYW)

98 If AI is smart it will replace MBAs that are running good companies into the ground.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2025 08:09 PM (wHp1L)

99 Spotter 1 to Dildo launcher 1, you are between the seams.
Repeat, launch is a go, you are between the seams.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2025 08:07 PM (wHp1L)
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If they use nets, there will be a breaching dildo to create a gap for follow-on dildos.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:10 PM (ZOv7s)

100 Feral Animals -
Homeless Person Tries to Rob Harmeet Dhillon in DC

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 12, 2025 07:52 PM (/lPRQ)

Did she do a mag dump into his festering brain? Lie to me if you must.

DJT should EO mandatory concealed carry for all persons of good character with no criminal record. Watch the usual suspects' heads explode.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 08:10 PM (QhQum)

101 My bet is that AI will replicate MBAs and run more companies into the ground.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2025 08:10 PM (wHp1L)

102 Anti-Dildo Netting.

I should start a company.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Targeting women. Announcer's voice: "When life is raining dongs, then we are there with the net to protect you!!! As if it never happened."
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:50 PM (ctrM5)

Dong Net. I love it.

Dong Net. For when life throws Dildos at you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 07:52 PM (y3EmU)

Dill Net. Catch my vibe?

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 12, 2025 08:10 PM (144I4)

103 T'pring might have had a purple mini skirt, I don't remember!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:10 PM (zZu0s)

104 the dog would have to be a Husky

Two words: lung capacity

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 12, 2025 08:10 PM (YlWIZ)

105 Fans low-crawling through the bleachers to cut the wire in preparation for dildo insertion.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:10 PM (ZOv7s)

106 76
'But I came here for an ARGUMENT!'

Sorry. This is Abuse.
Arguments is the next door down.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 12, 2025 08:11 PM (3wi/L)

107 Dragons Breath Dildos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:11 PM (zZu0s)

108 Is a Lynx the same as a Mountain Lion?
Posted by: Soothsayer doesn't hate jews, for the record at August 12, 2025 07:45 PM (vaIcE)

No, Mountain lions are "puma discolor" and Lynx are a bit left of that.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2025 08:11 PM (rbvCR)

109 98 If AI is smart it will replace MBAs that are running good companies into the ground.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2025 08:09 PM (wHp1L)L

Word. Corporations are the ultimate evil on this planet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 08:11 PM (y3EmU)

110
My bet is that AI will replicate MBAs and run more companies into the ground.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

_______

But they'll do it much faster and more efficiently.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 08:11 PM (kkTda)

111 Dong Net. For when life throws Dildos at you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 07:52 PM (y3EmU)

Dildon't

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 08:11 PM (i24o9)

112 A Lynx is a young woman going after an older guy.

Posted by: polynikes at August 12, 2025 08:08 PM (VofaG)
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So, like all women until they age out.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:11 PM (ZOv7s)

113 Dildaway

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:12 PM (zZu0s)

114 Fans low-crawling through the bleachers to cut the wire in preparation for dildo insertion.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:10 PM (ZOv7s)

Dating is so hard these days.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 08:12 PM (i24o9)

115 Dragons Breath Dildos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:11 PM (zZu0s)
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Bangalore Torpedo Dildos, for extra long range penetration.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:12 PM (ZOv7s)

116 If they use nets, there will be a breaching dildo to create a gap for follow-on dildos.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
__________

Bangalore dilpedo

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2025 08:13 PM (XvL8K)

117 Dong Net. For when life throws Dildos at you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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By George, I think you've got it.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 08:13 PM (ctrM5)

118 In a sane world that would be just grounds to mace the Karen.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 12, 2025 07:58 PM (3wi/L)

A rhyming punt.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 08:13 PM (QhQum)

119 Fans low-crawling through the bleachers to cut the wire in preparation for dildo insertion.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:10 PM (ZOv7s)

Dating is so hard these days.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 08:12 PM (i24o9)
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As I hit "post" I realized that I had inadvertently made a double-entrendre about a sex toy. What times we live in!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:13 PM (ZOv7s)

120 (When Germans are playing golf on the links, they tend to hook. No one knows why)

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2025 08:14 PM (rbvCR)

121 Quantum Mesh Teledildonics. You want to get in on the ground floor of that one.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 08:14 PM (iBAge)

122 Fans low-crawling through the bleachers to cut the wire in preparation for dildo insertion.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Bangalore Torpedo.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 12, 2025 08:14 PM (/lPRQ)

123 Shit. Smart military blog horde mind.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2025 08:14 PM (XvL8K)

124 114 Fans low-crawling through the bleachers to cut the wire in preparation for dildo insertion.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:10 PM (ZOv7s)
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Dating is so hard these days.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Golf Clap.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 08:14 PM (ctrM5)

125 My bet is that AI will replicate MBAs and run more companies into the ground.

Posted by: Braenyard

Hahaha, probably, assuming they are trained using the same texts as the fleshy MBAs.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 12, 2025 08:14 PM (KagKL)

126 116 lolrofl

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127 oh no, Bob Bryar died a couple weeks ago
he drummed in this song youtu.be/RRKJiM9Njr8

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 08:15 PM (gKWVE)

128 Bangalore Torpedo.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 12, 2025 08:14 PM (/lPRQ)
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Bang Me More Tordildo.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:15 PM (ZOv7s)

129 the "lick myself" video is cute, it's just a dog in a sailor outfit saluting an officer

Posted by: ace at August 12, 2025 08:15 PM (KRtlO)

130 Dragons Breath Dildos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:11 PM (zZu0s)

The Smaug model.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 12, 2025 08:16 PM (5+Y60)

131 "Roach, man, we got dildos on the wire. Do you need a flare?"

"No, man. They're close. Real close. I can feel them."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:16 PM (ZOv7s)

132 121 Quantum Mesh Teledildonics. You want to get in on the ground floor of that one.
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Nanzi Pelosi has already used literal inside information to corner that market.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 08:16 PM (ctrM5)

133 Bangalore Torpedo Dildos, for extra long range penetration.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
===

It's the MICLIC that has longer range. And its got a fun name.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 12, 2025 08:17 PM (/lPRQ)

134 Bangawhore torpedo?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 08:17 PM (i24o9)

135 Not bad seamanship, just out of control power freaks with expensive toys on the open sea. That cruiser meant to cut of the CCG ship.

Probably some rivalry between the military branches or something involving penis sizes.

That cutter got seriously f'ed up.

It's crazy stupid moves like this by out-of-control hotheads that lead to serious problems.

Posted by: pawn at August 12, 2025 08:17 PM (EITcu)

136 >A lynx is more like a bobcat, and a mountain lion is a cougar.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 12, 2025 08:05 PM (/vPt3)

I have seen Lynx twice in the wild, one time almost close enough to touch it. They didn't show any fear at all. Simply beautiful creatures.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 08:17 PM (QhQum)

137 135 HA! You guys are killing me!

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138 ... well last november
guess i go to the barrel now

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 08:17 PM (gKWVE)

139 Well, just don't lick the cat.

I'm glad I searched. I was going to reply to the hairball comment but this is way better than what I was going to say.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2025 08:17 PM (3nLb4)

140 I just had some corporate AI training and its risks. One of the examples was AI being used to come up with a product pricing plan and the plan included charging women more for the same product. LOL.

What’s especially funny was in the video the person unsure of the results went to a colleague, a woman, and the colleague just said “use it, it’s AI”.

Of course the lesson was to check the work.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 12, 2025 08:17 PM (n0ETd)

141 125 My bet is that AI will replicate MBAs and run more companies into the ground.

Posted by: Braenyard

Hahaha, probably, assuming they are trained using the same texts as the fleshy MBAs.
Posted by: She Hobbit
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Power points, why did it have to be power points.

Posted by: Thousand yard stare of line managers at August 12, 2025 08:18 PM (ctrM5)

142 Anything that the flying monkeys of media consider important is a very good sign that it is likely not so. The interesting thing is that they got some Conservative media types on the right pushing that intel angle in order to win internal battles with others.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 07:57 PM (ctrM5)

Granted, one would keep blackmail information.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2025 08:18 PM (rbvCR)

143 It's the MICLIC that has longer range. And its got a fun name.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 12, 2025 08:17 PM (/lPRQ)
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Then you move up to standoff dildos.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:18 PM (ZOv7s)

144 135 Bangawhore torpedo?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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By Jove, that is a good 'un.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 08:19 PM (ctrM5)

145 Dildrones, OMG!

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146 If they use nets, there will be a breaching dildo to create a gap for follow-on dildos.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
__________

Bangalore dilpedo
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 12, 2025 08:13 PM (XvL8K)

Well played.

Thread winner.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:19 PM (zZu0s)

147 Another way to defeat the nets would be a saturation attack.

Overwhelming concentration to induce penetration.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:20 PM (ZOv7s)

148 Boobs!

Sorry if that’s been done already.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2025 08:20 PM (77rzZ)

149 Then you move up to standoff dildos.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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But susceptible to counter batteries if the standoffs don't use Energizers.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 08:20 PM (ctrM5)

150

EFPs - explosively formed penetrators

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 12, 2025 08:20 PM (/lPRQ)

151 Any company ran into the ground by AI ? Don't blame AI. Might as well blame someone that loses their house in a high-stakes game of Yahtzee.
Posted by: Common Sense at August 12, 2025 08:16 PM (ghV3u)

——-

The whole idea that rich people are generally smarter than anyone else is bullshit.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 12, 2025 08:21 PM (n0ETd)

152 If the government criminalizes dildos, only criminals will have dildos.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 08:21 PM (y3EmU)

153 JDAMs. Joint Direct Attack personal Massagers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 12, 2025 08:21 PM (i24o9)

154 People knock the Soviet Union, but they were first with the diesel-powered dildo. Can't take that away from em.

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155 EFPs - explosively formed penetrators
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 12, 2025 08:20 PM (/lPRQ)

*pardon ettes*

PussyFaust

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:22 PM (zZu0s)

156
Got a project finished today. HM is out of town. There's nothing - nothing at all - that I have to do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2025 08:22 PM (kkTda)

157 People knock the Soviet Union, but they were first with the diesel-powered dildo. Can't take that away from em.
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The Cummings diesel.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 12, 2025 08:23 PM (5+Y60)

158 146 Dildrones, OMG!
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They oughta remake that Gene Simmons movie with flying shit using that idea.

Movie Announcer voice: "Didrones, It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, and it is coming for you this summer!!!!"

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 08:23 PM (ctrM5)

159 1 I missed all the fun today.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 07:44 PM (y3EmU)

Same. Just scrolled through the day's posts, and dayum. We missed some stuff!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 12, 2025 08:23 PM (zYpTz)

160 If the government criminalizes dildos, only criminals will have dildos.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Nobody needs a dildo that big and powerful.

Posted by: Incels for Common Sense Dildo Control at August 12, 2025 08:23 PM (KagKL)

161 Sapper! Sapper at the net!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 08:23 PM (y3EmU)

162 I see Dean Caine is talking about joining ICE and the left is PO'd about it.

See, he's partly Japanese ethnically.

Because I guess we were supposed to allow those "undocumented Japanese immigrants" in Alaska in the 40s come to Hawaii and the mainland right?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 08:24 PM (t0Rmr)

163 The Cummings diesel.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Two cylinders only though.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 08:24 PM (ctrM5)

164 Damn, we’re still talking about dildos?

The Horde has a one-track mind. Not that there’s anything wrong with that:

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2025 08:24 PM (77rzZ)

165 Bezos decides to seize the viral moment, crashes his dildo rocket into the next WNBA game. Top that, peons!!

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166 More like a Half-track mind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:25 PM (zZu0s)

167 Nobody needs a dildo that big and powerful.

Screw you gaijin!

Posted by: Hitachi at August 12, 2025 08:25 PM (t0Rmr)

168 Mostly we're talking about the WNBA.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 08:25 PM (y3EmU)

169 PussyFaust
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:22 PM (zZu0s)
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LOL

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 12, 2025 08:25 PM (ZOv7s)

170 165 This is the first time it's struck me as funny!

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171 165 Damn, we’re still talking about dildos?

The Horde has a one-track mind. Not that there’s anything wrong with that:
Posted by: Bulg
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Want a AOS reset, put up a link to boobz. It's like magic.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 08:26 PM (ctrM5)

172 So tip of the hat and good evening to all.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 08:26 PM (ctrM5)

173 Well, the step up from the Hitachi giant wand things would be the Syrians, which are about half a step from being gas generator powered.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:26 PM (zZu0s)

174 One thing I like about the old Star Treks is the background noises on the bridge.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2025 08:27 PM (vFG9F)

175 173 Well, the step up from the Hitachi giant wand things would be the Syrians, which are about half a step from being gas generator powered.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:26 PM (zZu0s

Don't bring the Middle East into this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 08:27 PM (y3EmU)

176 I linked a video of various animals bouncing on a trampoline. I noted it was probably AI but I just liked it so much I wanted it to be true. It wasn't, it was all AI slop.

What about the Panda videos? If those are AI fakes I am going to be crushed.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 12, 2025 08:28 PM (9vYpt)

177 Well, the step up from the Hitachi giant wand things would be the Syrians, which are about half a step from being gas generator powered.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:26 PM (zZu0s)

Syrians are mostly powered by falafel and hummus, which generates its own gas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 08:28 PM (QhQum)

178 As a result, some women got confused and started siting naked on people from Syria.

Posted by: pawn at August 12, 2025 08:29 PM (EITcu)

179 Well, the step up from the Hitachi giant wand things would be the Syrians, which are about half a step from being gas generator powered.

Syrians are a bread pocket

But sybians will rock your bread pocket's world...

Posted by: Hitachi at August 12, 2025 08:29 PM (t0Rmr)

180 I'm guessing sybians are illegal in Syria

Posted by: Hitachi at August 12, 2025 08:29 PM (t0Rmr)

181 As a result, some women got confused and started siting naked on people from Syria.

Do you want more Syrians? because that's how you get more syrians...

Posted by: Hitachi at August 12, 2025 08:30 PM (t0Rmr)

182 Lol. Oddly the phone did not know 'sybian'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

183 What about the Panda videos? If those are AI fakes I am going to be crushed.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions

Not AI, painted dogs.

Posted by: Chinese Zoo at August 12, 2025 08:31 PM (KagKL)

184 I don't think the US has too much room to talk on the subject. Didn't we have like the Navy vessels involved in collisions in the span of a bout a year recently?
Posted by: tankdemon at August 12, 2025 07:58 PM (FVLcK)

Weren't the captains women?

Posted by: No parallel parking at August 12, 2025 08:31 PM (TbWk/)

185 As a result, some women got confused and started siting naked on people from Syria.
Posted by: pawn at August 12, 2025 08:29 PM (EITcu)

Unfortunately, the kind of women I would like to have sit naked on me, don't.

Posted by: A Syrian, not an Assyrian, by golly! at August 12, 2025 08:31 PM (QhQum)

186 Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has asked a state court clear the way for law enforcement officials to arrest Democrat Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke for allegedly violating a court order barring him from fundraising for the statehouse Democrats who fled Texas to delay the redistricting process for U.S. congressional seats in the state.

Paxton has filed a motion for contempt in court against O’Rourke, alleging that he violated a Tarrant County, Texas, judge’s order and therefore is subject to a fine of up to $500 and jail time of up to six months behind bars.

“Beto told me ‘to come and take,’ so I did and beat him in court. Now, he still thinks he’s above the law, so I’m working to put him behind bars,” Paxton said in a Tuesday morning statement provided to Breitbart News exclusively ahead of its public release.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 08:31 PM (y3EmU)

187 The Symians are into monkeyshines.

Posted by: Bulg at August 12, 2025 08:32 PM (77rzZ)

188 Perhaps the dildo throwers at WNBA games are just doctors from the 1800s trying to help the poor girls with their hysteria?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 08:32 PM (t0Rmr)

189 Unfortunately, the kind of women I would like to have sit naked on me, don't.

Just wait for fleet week and Sandra Fluke will be around

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 08:33 PM (t0Rmr)

190 "You thought you were buying your cat a fun toy. WRONG. ..."

... He'll play only with the box it came in.

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191 Cimmerians > Assyrians > Syrians > Sybians

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 08:33 PM (t0Rmr)

192 If the WNBA was smart they would embrace the dildo and make it their own.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2025 08:34 PM (vFG9F)

193 188 Perhaps the dildo throwers at WNBA games are just doctors from the 1800s trying to help the poor girls with their hysteria?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 08:32 PM (t0Rmr)

Some pervy doctor came up with that one back in the day.

John, I've got a great idea!

Women have hysteria! We need to sexually molest them to cure this dreadful disease!

Bob, don't be an idiot. There's no way they will ever fall for it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 08:34 PM (y3EmU)

194 Even though this is one of the worst episodes, it does have the classic line "What is brain?".

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2025 08:35 PM (vFG9F)

195 "Seagull trolls cat."

Bird rankings on the Asshole Scale:
corvids > gulls > redwings

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196 I'd bet Howard Stern would sniff those sybians like a hound dog hot on the trail of a raccoon.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 12, 2025 08:36 PM (/vPt3)

197 Another classic parrot musical performance.

https://youtu.be/LW_O5VWIOZE

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 12, 2025 08:36 PM (9vYpt)

198 Some pervy doctor came up with that one back in the day.

I've seen people claim that people in that time just didn't get what they were doing and...no...those doctors knew exactly what they were doing. As were their "patients"

Contrary to modern prejudices people weren't drooling idiots before the Woodstock generation.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 12, 2025 08:36 PM (t0Rmr)

199 Nimoy does some his best acting in this one.

Posted by: fd at August 12, 2025 08:37 PM (vFG9F)

200 I missed all the fun today.

Ditto. I've more than put in my time in the BurtTC wars, and then I completely miss out.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2025 08:37 PM (Riz8t)

201 172 So tip of the hat and good evening to all.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2025 08:26 PM (ctrM5)

Just the tip?

Posted by: Keeping with the theme at August 12, 2025 08:37 PM (TbWk/)

202 We have to come upnwith some name for the dildo nets thst gives them the initials IUD.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 12, 2025 08:38 PM (FVLcK)

203 Just the tip?

Yeah, when Big Mike says that don't ever trust her.

Posted by: Barack Obama walking funny at August 12, 2025 08:38 PM (t0Rmr)

204 I just had some corporate AI training and its risks. One of the examples was AI being used to come up with a product pricing plan and the plan included charging women more for the same product. LOL.

So, just like dry cleaning charges or clothing prices?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2025 08:38 PM (cYBz/)

205 As a result, some women got confused and started siting naked on people from Syria.
Posted by: pawn at August 12, 2025 08:29 PM (EITcu)

"Shot while resisting arrest" has a nice ring to it, too, Ken.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 08:39 PM (QhQum)

206 197 That's impressive, but are you sure it's not beak-synced?

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207 197 She could add some real class to her act by performing naked, like Jenny did in F Gump.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 08:42 PM (iBAge)

208 I've seen people claim that people in that time just didn't get what they were doing and...no...those doctors knew exactly what they were doing. As were their "patients"

Contrary to modern prejudices people weren't drooling idiots before the Woodstock generation.

Posted by: 18-1

"Bleed them to let out the bad humors" has entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 08:43 PM (WS89C)

209 197 A search of the green parrot's dildo stash surprised investigators when it was found that they were all colored red.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 08:44 PM (iBAge)

210 Hi…we had a disruption today?

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 08:44 PM (p4NUW)

211 A can of whoop ass was opened today, yes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 08:47 PM (y3EmU)

212 Tablesalt 🇨🇦
@Tablesalt13
Aug 11
🚨🚨BREAKING -- The wildfire narrative has changed

Liberal leaders have realized the "hiking causes fires" isnt working

NOW

They are telling Canadians that "we're banning you from the woods because you could break your leg" walking your dog. WHAT?!?
Aug 11, 2025 · 10:01 PM UTC

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2025 08:47 PM (rbvCR)

213 Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2025 08:47 PM (rbvCR

Wow. That's. Yeah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:48 PM (hCfYJ)

214 212 Tablesalt 🇨🇦
@Tablesalt13
Aug 11
🚨🚨BREAKING -- The wildfire narrative has changed

Liberal leaders have realized the "hiking causes fires" isnt working

NOW

They are telling Canadians that "we're banning you from the woods because you could break your leg" walking your dog. WHAT?!?
Aug 11, 2025 · 10:01 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2025 08:47 PM (rbvCR)

They're not just control freaks, they're retarded control freaks.

Posted by: Leaf the people alone! at August 12, 2025 08:49 PM (TbWk/)

215 211 A can of whoop ass was opened today, yes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Well I hate to hear it, but it doesn’t take much to be civil or barring that, ignore.

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 08:52 PM (p4NUW)

216 If the WNBA was smart they would embrace the dildo and make it their own.
Posted by: fd

The championship trophy should be a basketball balanced on a dildo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 12, 2025 08:52 PM (5+Y60)

217 They are telling Canadians that "we're banning you from the woods because you could break your leg" walking your dog. WHAT?!?
Aug 11, 2025 · 10:01 PM UTC
Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2025 08:47 PM (rbvCR)

Please to be noting that these are damfool Easteners, not real Canadians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 08:53 PM (QhQum)

218 John Solomon latest document dump. This time it's Comey.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8ybrye

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2025 08:53 PM (viF8m)

219 Trying Hormel 'Compleat' packaged stew. Comes in microwavable tray. Under irradiation, the whole damn tray hopped up in the air, landed top down, dumped half the contents. That must be how they keep the calorie count so low.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 08:54 PM (iBAge)

220 202 We have to come upnwith some name for the dildo nets thst gives them the initials IUD.
Posted by: tankdemon at August 12, 2025 08:38 PM (FVLcK)

Intercepting Unwanted Dildoes

Posted by: Eh. It's a start. at August 12, 2025 08:54 PM (TbWk/)

221 Bezos should paint his dildo rocket pink with the WNBA logo and then have it crash into a parked car.

Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2025 08:55 PM (sSkke)

222 If the WNBA was smart they would embrace the dildo and make it their own.
Posted by: fd

You'd think a stadium full of lesbians would embrace the dildos.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 08:55 PM (WS89C)

223 All participation trophies will henceforth be fashioned to resemble dildos. Make it so.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 12, 2025 08:55 PM (/vPt3)

224 Well I hate to hear it, but it doesn’t take much to be civil or barring that, ignore.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 08:52 PM (p4NUW)

It covered a bit of territory. Ace's initial problem was the conflating of lack of anger/zealous about the stuff being released right now was being equated (veiled or overt) with support for pedophilia- which is definitely a fair point.

But then you had other shit being dragged in...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:56 PM (hCfYJ)

225 You'd think a stadium full of lesbians would embrace the dildos.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 08:55 PM (WS89C)

*polite cough*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:57 PM (hCfYJ)

226 Everybody:grok should I do this?
Grok: yes, lie back and think of the clicks

Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2025 08:57 PM (sSkke)

227 224 Well I hate to hear it, but it doesn’t take much to be civil or barring that, ignore.
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 08:52 PM (p4NUW)

It covered a bit of territory. Ace's initial problem was the conflating of lack of anger/zealous about the stuff being released right now was being equated (veiled or overt) with support for pedophilia- which is definitely a fair point.

But then you had other shit being dragged in...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:56 PM (hCfYJ)

'Twas a regular donnybrook!

Posted by: Began as a tilly at August 12, 2025 08:58 PM (TbWk/)

228 Liberal leaders have realized the "hiking causes fires" isnt working

NOW

They are telling Canadians that "we're banning you from the woods because you could break your leg" walking your dog. WHAT?!?

So. what is the real reason they don't want people walking in the woods?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2025 08:58 PM (3nLb4)

229 Shouldn't that be a dildo balanced on a basketball?

Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2025 08:58 PM (sSkke)

230 Bezos should paint his dildo rocket pink with the WNBA logo and then have it crash into a parked car.
Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2025 08:55 PM (sSkke)

What is the weapon system that fires into the air and then comes down on the roof of the armored vehicle? Javelin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 08:58 PM (hCfYJ)

231 Goes to YouTube.

Remember that Glock from the Chicago gun buyback I told you about—the one that mysteriously vanished from police custody and somehow ended up in the hands of a 16-year-old?

Yeah… it just shot somebody.

This is the part the “common-sense gun law” crowd won’t talk about. A program that was supposed to get guns off the streets literally put one back in criminal hands. Now, a woman is in the hospital, the city is being sued, and the politicians who love to preach “trust us” are silent.

Because in Chicago, a gun buyback didn’t stop a shooting—it created one.

https://tinyurl.com/33tbkk3r

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 09:00 PM (WS89C)

232 So. what is the real reason they don't want people walking in the woods?
Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2025 08:58 PM (3nLb4)

They're commies. Who cares why they want shit?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 09:00 PM (hCfYJ)

233 223 All participation trophies will henceforth be fashioned to resemble dildos. Make it so

Wasn't that the Hugo trophy?

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 09:00 PM (gKWVE)

234 Canada doesn't have the money to pay for medivaccing people out

Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2025 09:00 PM (sSkke)

235 Hi…we had a disruption today?
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 08:44 PM (p4NUW)

No.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 09:01 PM (g47mK)

236 All the baseball fields have dong netting almost all the way to the foul poles, minor leagues, too. Can't be too careful these days.

Posted by: Ding Dong! Avon Calling! at August 12, 2025 09:01 PM (G5+As)

237 218 John Solomon latest document dump. This time it's Comey.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8ybrye
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2025 08:53 PM (viF8m

I'd like to fast forward to the prosecution phase, please.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 09:01 PM (y3EmU)

238 Yep, watched a thing about it on TV today

Posted by: javems at August 12, 2025 09:02 PM (8I4hW)

239 Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 09:00 PM (WS89C)

I saw that story. And Chicago is known for its lily white reputation for ethics in its public servants...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 09:02 PM (hCfYJ)

240 Because in Chicago, a gun buyback didn’t stop a shooting—it created one.

https://tinyurl.com/33tbkk3r
Posted by: rickb223

"That gun just shot somebody."
Like saying "an SUV plowed into the crowd."

Posted by: MkY at August 12, 2025 09:03 PM (cPGH3)

241 John Solomon latest document dump. This time it's Comey.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8ybrye
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2025 08:53 PM (viF8m

I'd like to fast forward to the prosecution phase, please.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Like an old phonograph. Skip skip skip to the execution phase.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 09:03 PM (WS89C)

242 236 All the baseball fields have dong netting almost all the way to the foul poles, minor leagues, too. Can't be too careful these days.
Posted by: Ding Dong! Avon Calling! at August 12, 2025 09:01 PM (G5+As)

But all the dongs are already out on the field.

Posted by: Scratch. Spit. Walk. at August 12, 2025 09:03 PM (TbWk/)

243 Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 08:52 PM (p4NUW)

How is your dog doing? You have the Savannah cats I believe but I may be wrong. Do they get along okay or do the cats pick on the dog?

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 09:03 PM (fGmWu)

244 You want people to associate the WNBA with basketball and not dildos? Oh, definitely surround the game and courts with anti-dildo defenses.

Posted by: MBA.ai at August 12, 2025 09:05 PM (MQmdM)

245 Mariners win their 8th in a row!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2025 09:06 PM (TWm+r)

246 The Streisand Dildo Effect.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 09:06 PM (y3EmU)

247 >>I'd like to fast forward to the prosecution phase, please.

Not me. I'm enjoying know those scumbags are sweating and there isn't a thing they can do to stop it.

There is a lot of prepping the field that needs to take place. Not everyone knows or even believes what we do.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2025 09:06 PM (viF8m)

248 so, some action on these pages today?
was it a

set-to
contretemps
ballyhoo
kerfuffle
other

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 12, 2025 09:07 PM (AOsQT)

249 245 Mariners win their 8th in a row!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched

*sweats*

Posted by: the Astros (down 0-2 against Boston) at August 12, 2025 09:07 PM (gKWVE)

250 Not me. I'm enjoying know those scumbags are sweating and there isn't a thing they can do to stop it.

There is a lot of prepping the field that needs to take place. Not everyone knows or even believes what we do.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2025 09:06 PM (viF8m

I've had enough foreplay. But I get your stance. I just want someone to pay for the last ten years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 09:07 PM (y3EmU)

251 Youtube livestream of Billy Strings in Fargo, ND. If you like acoustic guitar and 21st century bluegrass, he puts on quite a show.

https://tinyurl.com/y8k8e4ep

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 12, 2025 09:07 PM (pIfcn)

252 fracas
overreaction
disputation

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 09:08 PM (iBAge)

253 You dropped a dong on me
Baby

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 09:08 PM (gKWVE)

254 228
'So. what is the real reason they don't want people walking in the woods?'

Control. Canadian government officials are arrogant, nasty little toads that get off telling people what to do.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 12, 2025 09:08 PM (3wi/L)

255 248 so, some action on these pages today?
was it a

set-to
contretemps
ballyhoo
kerfuffle
other
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 12, 2025 09:07 PM (AOsQT)

I believe it would have been a Donnybrook.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 09:09 PM (y3EmU)

256 They're commies. Who cares why they want shit?

Because it feels like they're hiding or running from something bigger.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2025 09:09 PM (3nLb4)

257 All the baseball fields have dong netting almost all the way to the foul poles, minor leagues, too. Can't be too careful these days.
Posted by: Ding Dong! Avon Calling! at August 12, 2025 09:01 PM (G5+As)

Hey, it is just that if any fans were hurt by a wildly thrown basketball, the WNBA doesn't have the emergency resources to rescue them, and take them to hospital if necessary.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2025 09:09 PM (rbvCR)

258 >set-to
contretemps
ballyhoo
kerfuffle
other

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 12, 2025 09:07 PM (AOsQT)

More of a slobberknocker

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 12, 2025 09:09 PM (GTqXr)

259 "That gun just shot somebody."
Like saying "an SUV plowed into the crowd."
Posted by: MkY at August 12, 2025 09:03 PM (cPGH3)

But it also shows the folly and downright insulting nature of gun buyback.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 09:09 PM (zZu0s)

260 "Control. Canadian government officials are arrogant, nasty little toads that get off telling people what to do."

And that's what most Canadians prefer, if I'm reading them right.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 09:09 PM (iBAge)

261 I believe it would have been a Donnybrook.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 09:09 PM (y3EmU)

Possibly even a rhubarb

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2025 09:10 PM (rbvCR)

262 Mmmm....rhubarb pie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 09:10 PM (y3EmU)

263 AL wild playoff:
Red Sox @ Seattle
Yankees @ Houston

Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2025 09:11 PM (wmiYU)

264 Got a project finished today. HM is out of town. There's nothing - nothing at all - that I have to do.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Wash and wax, detail your lawn mower? Organize sock drawer?

Posted by: Here to Help at August 12, 2025 09:11 PM (G5+As)

265 Mmmm....rhubarb pie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Fist bump

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 09:11 PM (WS89C)

266 Tjader:
youtube.com/watch?v=EQLE7VajKvY

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 09:11 PM (iBAge)

267 The whole idea that rich people are generally smarter than anyone else is bullshit.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 12, 2025 08:21 PM (n0ETd)

You just kicked certain generations and demographics in the nuts. The idea of "just do what they say because they're in charge".

Now understand - we went decades being taught, and beaten, exactly according to that.

Yeah ... its bullshit. Bullshit also spouted by certain folks from certain areas that issue the credentials.

Posted by: Open Your Eyes at August 12, 2025 09:11 PM (mAksz)

268 Possibly even a rhubarb

But not a brouhaha. I wouldn't go so far as a brouhaha.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2025 09:12 PM (3nLb4)

269 Disputation would probably be closest.

ace must have been stewing about this one since last week. As usual he stated his case from the bully pulpit and everyone piled on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 09:12 PM (zZu0s)

270 I believe it would have been a Donnybrook.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 09:09 PM (y3EmU)

Calgary's sewage treatment plant is located in Bonnybrook. They do a pretty good job. The Bow River continues to be a world-class trout stream.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 09:12 PM (QhQum)

271 Who's gonna win the Series?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 09:12 PM (y3EmU)

272 so, some action on these pages today?
was it a

set-to
contretemps
ballyhoo
kerfuffle
other
Posted by: Don Black.

I believe it would have been a Donnybrook.

Looked like a ruckus to me.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2025 09:12 PM (cYBz/)

273 But it also shows the folly and downright insulting nature of gun buyback.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

They do get tons of broken crap that sits around the loading bench. 😂

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 09:12 PM (WS89C)

274 Oh.

>>@patel_patriot

>>Newly declassified documents show that Comey ordered the FBI to "assist the New York Times" in the writing of one of their articles.

>>"As part of the FBI's assistance, FBI officials Peter Strzok and Lisa Page were interviewed by the New York Times."

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2025 09:13 PM (viF8m)

275
I believe it would have been a Donnybrook.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 09:09 PM (y3EmU)

That word makes me think of a stream running through a peaceful meadow, it fools you like cromulent.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 09:13 PM (fGmWu)

276 Control. Canadian government officials are arrogant, nasty little toads that get off telling people what to do.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 12, 2025 09:08 PM (3wi/L)

Blah. Ever worked with any Canadians ? Half of them also get off on the idea of rules and regulations telling you what to do.

They remind me, quite a bit, of New Englanders. Also know as Yankees.

Posted by: Open Your Eyes at August 12, 2025 09:13 PM (mAksz)

277 Mammaw made rhubarb cobbler. Cinnamon redhorse, sugar, the works. Delicious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 09:13 PM (zZu0s)

278 274 Oh.

>>@patel_patriot

>>Newly declassified documents show that Comey ordered the FBI to "assist the New York Times" in the writing of one of their articles.

>>"As part of the FBI's assistance, FBI officials Peter Strzok and Lisa Page were interviewed by the New York Times."

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2025 09:13 PM (viF8m

That's seems normal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 09:14 PM (y3EmU)

279 "The whole idea that rich people are generally smarter than anyone else is bullshit."

Except for President Trump.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 09:14 PM (iBAge)

280 Daily Loud @DailyLoud

BREAKING; Experts Warn of Infected ‘Frankenstein’ Rabbits with Tentacles Invading the US.

These wild rabbits have been spotted hopping around with nightmarish facial growths across Fort Collins, Colorado

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 12, 2025 09:14 PM (TGPs7)

281 Well whatever it was, I missed it. Had a large serving of chili and cornbread, and passed out for a while.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 12, 2025 09:14 PM (AOsQT)

282 That word makes me think of a stream running through a peaceful meadow, it fools you like cromulent.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 09:13 PM (fGmWu

Yes! Exactly

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 09:14 PM (y3EmU)

283 They do get tons of broken crap that sits around the loading bench. 😂

I have a Taurus "Curve" that I bought because my wife wanted it. It's such a POS that I couldn't sell it in good conscience. It's just taking up space in the safe waiting for a buyback.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2025 09:15 PM (3nLb4)

284 @280 I saw those images, poor rabbits look awful

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 09:15 PM (g47mK)

285 Brewers over the Jays

Posted by: Accomack at August 12, 2025 09:15 PM (sSkke)

286 Colorado hasn't been the same since they legalized Weed...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 12, 2025 09:15 PM (TGPs7)

287 280 That's really awful. Don't look. The growths look like those black fungi called 'dead man's fingers.' Sad.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 09:16 PM (iBAge)

288 Somebody is pushing Trump to re-classify weed as..less of a drug. I wonder who are the potheads in his entourage.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 09:17 PM (g47mK)

289 I have yet to see any credible reports of Epstein catering to pedophiles. He was peddling barely-legal, and not-quite legal poontang to influential people to get Kompromat for his bosses.

Pedophilia is sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children, and I have seen no evidence of him catering to that sickness. I'm willing to hear evidence to the contrary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 09:17 PM (QhQum)

290 253 You dropped a dong on me
Baby

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 09:08 PM (gKWVE)

Dong won't buy much these days. Wouldn't back in the day either.

Posted by: javems at August 12, 2025 09:17 PM (8I4hW)

291 I am guessing it's RFK jr.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 09:18 PM (g47mK)

292 The thing I want to know about Poke Salad Annie is, did a gator really get her granny, or did Tony Joe White just need a rhyme there?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2025 09:18 PM (ZVgZ4)

293 Don't do it , Donny!

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2025 09:18 PM (g47mK)

294 How is your dog doing? You have the Savannah cats I believe but I may be wrong. Do they get along okay or do the cats pick on the dog?
Posted by: CaliGirl at August

He is great! I just took him for the last walk of the evening. He is an absolute clown. The cats are doing okay, they will all settle in the same room, the big black one will play with him a little. But they keep taking his crate and not letting him in it. Or they will sit in the hallway and threaten the dog if he tries to pass. He will get a little over zealous with them, but is learning leave it pretty well.

In summary, it’s chaos. 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 09:18 PM (p4NUW)

295 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Thanks for the conjunction reminder. Betterhalf and I saw it clearly before kayaking.
On to Shooting star watching out in the desert tonight.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 12, 2025 09:19 PM (D3uNG)

296 Colorado hasn't been the same since they legalized Weed...

Worked Ft. Collins last month. Reminded me of San Francisco.

What do you do ? Its not the weed, honestly.

Its the people flocking in with the money you want them spending, except you attracted the folks that are going to run out of money sooner rather than later.

Once the gang bangers show up ? Ft. Collins is done. The ranchers ain't hard up there. And the local police will do the thing the local police always do.

Denver ain't far behind.

Posted by: Open Your Eyes at August 12, 2025 09:19 PM (mAksz)

297 Red hots not redhorse(?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 09:19 PM (zZu0s)

298 84 Faux meat-congealer Beyond Meat reported a bad third quarter last week; the company's sales were hurt in part "by weak demand for its plant-based meat products," according to Reuters, and that has The Street's Daniel Kline arguing the company is ripe for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

"The company does have time to fend off a Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing," Kline wrote, "but it also has limited, if any, prospects to meet its impending cash needs." The company has just $117.3 million in cash or equivalents, and debts of $1.2 billion.

Shocking.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 08:07 PM (y3EmU)

Six years ago, Beyond Meat was a $200 stock. It has lost almost 99% of its value in the intervening years.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 09:20 PM (ZyG/M)

299 What is the government doing around Fort Collins, Colorado that would unleash Cthulhu conies?!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2025 09:21 PM (ZVgZ4)

300 280 Daily Loud @DailyLoud

BREAKING; Experts Warn of Infected ‘Frankenstein’ Rabbits with Tentacles Invading the US.

These wild rabbits have been spotted hopping around with nightmarish facial growths across Fort Collins, Colorado
Posted by: Mister Ghost
...........................................
The Experts dropped some real bad acid

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 12, 2025 09:21 PM (sAmhv)

301 I linked a video of various animals bouncing on a trampoline. I noted it was probably AI but I just liked it so much I wanted it to be true. It wasn't, it was all AI slop.

Part of why I've been spending less time here: the constant trampoline animals misinformation.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2025 09:21 PM (XCUp7)

302 come up with some name for the dildo nets

Cock blockers.
Wang wires.
Silly screens.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 12, 2025 09:21 PM (ReaN0)

303 Well whatever it was, I missed it. Had a large serving of chili and cornbread, and passed out for a while.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 12, 2025 09:14 PM (AOsQT)

Was not that exciting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 09:22 PM (zZu0s)

304 Somebody is pushing Trump to re-classify weed as..less of a drug. I wonder who are the potheads in his entourage.

Somebody pushed Roosevelt to take beverage alcohol off the scheduled narcotic list. Of course, all the Temperance Babes back in the day thought that was an awful idea.

Who were the school marms back then ? And why did anyone listen ? Getting my point yet ?

Posted by: Open Your Eyes at August 12, 2025 09:22 PM (mAksz)

305 Banana hammocks

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 09:22 PM (gKWVE)

306
In summary, it’s chaos. 😂
Posted by: Piper at August 12, 2025 09:18 PM (p4NUW)

I would imagine nothing less than full chaos with two Savannahs and a dog and I imagine you couldn't picture a life without them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 09:22 PM (fGmWu)

307 Cthulhu conies

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 09:23 PM (zZu0s)

308 Banana Barricades

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 09:23 PM (zZu0s)

309 303 I still like Burt. Ace made a necessary point that a lot of folks should heed.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 09:24 PM (iBAge)

310 What did JJ call it?

Schmeckel (sp?) Shielding

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 09:24 PM (zZu0s)

311 299 What is the government doing around Fort Collins, Colorado that would unleash Cthulhu conies?!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2025 09:21 PM (ZVgZ4)

A brace of Cthulu Conies sounds wonderful, Mr Frodo!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 09:24 PM (y3EmU)

312 We are less than thrilled with the "puppy".

Posted by: Two Savannahs In UNison at August 12, 2025 09:25 PM (G5+As)

313 I still like Burt. Ace made a necessary point that a lot of folks should heed.
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Agreed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 09:25 PM (zZu0s)

314 "What is the government doing around Fort Collins, Colorado that would unleash Cthulhu conies?!"

It's the Chinese biolabs surrounding our domestic mil bases.

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315 Rabbits with Tentacles Invading the US.
These wild rabbits have been spotted hopping around with nightmarish facial growths

Exposure to the mighty Cthulhu. His Myrmidons.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 12, 2025 09:26 PM (ReaN0)

316 In all of my years in the Rocky Mountain West I have never seen any cats; nary a bobcat, lynx or mountain lion. I've seen plenty pf bears, both grizzly and black. but no wild cats. They've probably seen me, though.

Posted by: Nobody Reads my Comments at August 12, 2025 09:26 PM (0aYVJ)

317 98 If AI is smart it will replace MBAs that are running good companies into the ground.

Posted by: Braenyard

You’d rather have an AI run good companies into the ground?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2025 09:26 PM (ZVgZ4)

318 "I'm literally a professional......" says the gal on the trampoline video. Means... yeah, no, you're not. You play one on YT tho.

Posted by: Snarled at August 12, 2025 09:27 PM (l3xNS)

319 But it also shows the folly and downright insulting nature of gun buyback.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Oh, I agree. I just hate conceding proper English phraseology to these a-holes.
They have, and do use language as a weapon. Is there a word for the Overton Window in language?

Posted by: MkY at August 12, 2025 09:27 PM (cPGH3)

320 Alright. Y'all behave.

Peace out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 09:28 PM (y3EmU)

321 Does Sydney Sweeney own a trampoline?

Posted by: He Said, Hopefully at August 12, 2025 09:28 PM (G5+As)

322 "What is the government doing around Fort Collins, Colorado that would unleash Cthulhu conies?!"

It's the Chinese biolabs surrounding our domestic mil bases.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 09:26 PM (iBAge)

I do know that CSU in Fort Collins is building a bat laboratory. My previous company did a lot of site survey work there. Big ol' creepy factor. Just another reason we left.

Posted by: Nobody Reads my Comments at August 12, 2025 09:28 PM (0aYVJ)

323 Hymenets

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 12, 2025 09:28 PM (/vPt3)

324 Do the cock blocking nets run all over the surface of the court at a certain height? If not, it just becomes a game of skill.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2025 09:29 PM (ZVgZ4)

325
Six years ago, Beyond Meat was a $200 stock. It has lost almost 99% of its value in the intervening years.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 12, 2025 09:20 PM (ZyG/M)

I still can't wrap my head around people being vegan and then eating wannabe meat. Just eat the meat.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 09:29 PM (fGmWu)

326 Ace made a necessary point that a lot of folks should heed.

Blah. Whatever. "I trust in Trump" isn't exactly my go-to. And I only voted for the guy three times.

Reveal the goods. Its a cover-up if he don't.

Posted by: Open Your Eyes at August 12, 2025 09:29 PM (mAksz)

327 when a moron says a bunch of stuff I don't like, I tend to gloss over it. I don't generally get to "fuck this guy" until there's a long pattern of being a rectal polyp.
like Raimondo.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 09:29 PM (gKWVE)

328 Banana hammocks
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 09:22 PM (gKWVE)

gherkin pouches

Posted by: Nobody Reads my Comments at August 12, 2025 09:29 PM (0aYVJ)

329 Dongcatchers

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 12, 2025 09:29 PM (AOsQT)

330 Probably mentioned already, lynx have tufts of hair on their ears.

The cat in the top pic does not.

Posted by: davidt at August 12, 2025 09:30 PM (i0F8b)

331
Trying Hormel 'Compleat' packaged stew. Comes in microwavable tray. Under irradiation, the whole damn tray hopped up in the air, landed top down, dumped half the contents. That must be how they keep the calorie count so low.
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I've eaten several of the Compleat meals. They've never performed any summersaults here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2025 09:30 PM (63Dwl)

332 lack. but no wild cats. They've probably seen me, though.
Posted by: Nobody Reads my Comments at August 12, 2025 09:26 PM (0aYVJ)

Oh hells yes they've seen you.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 09:30 PM (fGmWu)

333 I was just kidding about the government around Fort Collins! Now I’m not so sure!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2025 09:31 PM (ZVgZ4)

334 Does Sydney Sweeney own a trampoline?
Posted by: He Said, Hopefully

She should.
GoFundMe?

Posted by: MkY at August 12, 2025 09:31 PM (cPGH3)

335 Probably mentioned already, lynx have tufts of hair on their ears.

The cat in the top pic does not.
Posted by: davidt

Good catch. What bitch be dis?

Posted by: MkY at August 12, 2025 09:32 PM (cPGH3)

336 326 I mean the point that no, you can't detect a pedo merely by observing his facial features, which we hear a lot here, perhaps in jest.

Pedo's the last strong taboo in America, and a lot of people are itching to waste pedos. It would be a shame if they started killing people just because they look weird.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 09:32 PM (iBAge)

337 come up with some name for the dildo nets

Cock blockers.
Wang wires.
Silly screens.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 12, 2025 09:21 PM (ReaN0)

Sausage snare
meat sheet
pecker checker

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 12, 2025 09:33 PM (snZF9)

338 Isn't WWV located in Ft. Collins, CO?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 09:34 PM (QhQum)

339 "I've eaten several of the Compleat meals. They've never performed any summersaults here."

At least it forced me to finally clean the microwave. It tastes OK. Tomorrow I'll try the Jumping Jack Beef and Mashed Potatoes.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 09:35 PM (iBAge)

340 It is important to remember that the fate of Darling Clementine is not a moralistic sermon on the needs to secure proper footwear for aviculture

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2025 09:35 PM (rbvCR)

341 Calgary's sewage treatment plant is located in Bonnybrook. They do a pretty good job. The Bow River continues to be a world-class trout stream.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2025 09:12 PM (QhQum)

Does fishing cause fires?

Posted by: RickZ at August 12, 2025 09:35 PM (gKDq2)

342 "I trust in Trump" isn't exactly my go-to."

Me neither, but that's not the point I took away from the rant, although he is inclined to trust the guy. I don't trust-trust ANYBODY.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 09:37 PM (iBAge)

343 "Does fishing cause fires?"

Dynamite fishing, when attempted with insufficient EtOH intoxication.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 09:38 PM (iBAge)

344 I don't generally get to "fuck this guy" until there's a long pattern of being a rectal polyp.
like Raimondo.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 12, 2025 09:29 PM (gKWVE)

This. People forget that BSG worked HARD. One could argue so did MooMoo.

It's odd, the borderline ones all had the same kind of schtick. Maybe not odd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 09:39 PM (zZu0s)

345
Cthulhu conies
Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

They're GenSha. Aliens that look like tentacle bunnies from the Four Horseman Universe.

https://is.gd/drt3Jn
Link goes to goodreads

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 12, 2025 09:39 PM (QcUc+)

346 I was surprised to see that Garrett didn't show up to accuse ace of two-timing him with Burt.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 12, 2025 09:40 PM (/vPt3)

347 Me neither, but that's not the point I took away from the rant, although he is inclined to trust the guy. I don't trust-trust ANYBODY.

When they spend Trillions just to be my boss ? No - I don't trust them either.

But that's modern politics. Makes as much sense to me as the Ford Man or GM Man or Dodge Man.

Posted by: Open Your Eyes at August 12, 2025 09:40 PM (mAksz)

348 In all of my years in the Rocky Mountain West I have never seen any cats; nary a bobcat, lynx or mountain lion. I've seen plenty pf bears, both grizzly and black. but no wild cats. They've probably seen me, though.
Posted by: Nobody Reads my Comments
-----------------
I've seen plenty of Mt Lion tracks and scat out west, but never the cat. Seen four bobcats in MN. One sat down 20yds from me. Which was pretty cool.

Posted by: scampydog at August 12, 2025 09:41 PM (41CYW)

349 @298

>>Six years ago, Beyond Meat was a $200 stock. It has lost almost 99% of its value in the intervening years.

It had to offer a superior product to the one it was ostensibly replacing, it fails at every level of analysis.

Nothing Beats Meat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 12, 2025 09:41 PM (XV/Pl)

350 In re the Hormel Compleat Stew jumping in the microwave: I’ll bet you need to vent the package!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2025 09:41 PM (ZVgZ4)

351 Random thought... The Harlem Dildo Trotters.

Posted by: davidt at August 12, 2025 09:42 PM (i0F8b)

352 350 I poked it twice, but yeah it must have puffed up the bottom of the tray and then suddenly popped the top. I'll stab the shit out of the next one.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 09:42 PM (iBAge)

353 In re the Hormel Compleat Stew jumping in the microwave: I’ll bet you need to vent the package!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Wife bought gour. I threw three out.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 09:43 PM (WS89C)

354 If Bert was the problem earlier today, what about Ernie?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2025 09:44 PM (ZVgZ4)

355 I've seen plenty of Mt Lion tracks and scat out west, but never the cat. Seen four bobcats in MN. One sat down 20yds from me. Which was pretty cool.
Posted by: scampydog at August 12, 2025 09:41 PM

I saw a mountain lion at a lake when a group of us pulled up to hang out for a while and before we got out of the car a lion went strolling by so we left and drove to the beach. I didn't want to get out of the car. It was crazy and pre cell phone camera or else I would have had a doozy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 09:44 PM (fGmWu)

356 Ach, Werner resurfaces and the Frankenrabbits are upon us? There is undoubtedly some Austrian influence here - only they would possess the sort of mindless barbarity that would lead to a rabbitgeddon.

I may be able to bring some insight to the Canadian rules and regs, as Werner spent a good part of the 80s binging Adderly and Night Heat. Those are documentaries, ja?

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 12, 2025 09:45 PM (k9j6m)

357 What's all the hubbub, Bub? Or are we talking a hullabaloo here?

Posted by: t-bird at August 12, 2025 09:45 PM (MQmdM)

358
I still can't wrap my head around people being vegan and then eating wannabe meat. Just eat the meat.
Posted by: CaliGirl
------------

The liberal whack jobs that came up with the idea presumed, like Busch Beer ad men, that there are more incoherent liberals than there are.
The number maxes out at 33%. At 34% their minds start drifting to coherence.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2025 09:45 PM (wHp1L)

359 Adderly and Night Heat. Those are documentaries, ja?
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions
--------------

Cannonball?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2025 09:46 PM (wHp1L)

360 Those Hormel Compleat Meals aren’t too bad if you’re in a hurry and aren’t too fussy about the food. The stew may be the best of the lot!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2025 09:47 PM (ZVgZ4)

361 Six years ago, Beyond Meat was a $200 stock. It has lost almost 99% of its value in the intervening years.

It had to offer a superior product to the one it was ostensibly replacing, it fails at every level of analysis.

Nothing Beats Meat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Eating a ribeye now.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 09:47 PM (WS89C)

362 "what about Ernie?"

THAT prick? Razz him good if he shows up again.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 09:47 PM (iBAge)

363 I've seen one wild kittuh in the wild. A bobkittuh strolled across my path while I was on the Blue Ridge Parkway. Bobkittuh didn't pay me any attention at all. It was hunting varmints. Beautiful kittuh. Was maybe 10 yards away from me.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 12, 2025 09:49 PM (sAmhv)

364 "Those Hormel Compleat Meals aren’t too bad if you’re in a hurry and aren’t too fussy about the food. The stew may be the best of the lot!"

I tried it because I'm on a VLCD, and was looking for high-protein, low cals, small serving. On this diet, I'm trying a lot of new things.

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365 Cannonball?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

How could it be otherwise? Burt Reynolds is a latter-day Till Eulenspiegel.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 12, 2025 09:49 PM (k9j6m)

366 Six years ago, Beyond Meat was a $200 stock. It has lost almost 99% of its value in the intervening years.

It had to offer a superior product to the one it was ostensibly replacing, it fails at every level of analysis.

Nothing Beats Meat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I've had it. It wasn't bad. But it's not any healthier than a regular burger. So what's the point? Unless you have some special dietary need or a moral hangup with meat, there is none. It has a tiny, tiny potential market.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2025 09:50 PM (XCUp7)

367 Hormel Sirloin Tips and Gravy. Nuke for 5 min, put on taters or noodles.

Posted by: davidt at August 12, 2025 09:51 PM (i0F8b)

368 292 The thing I want to know about Poke Salad Annie is, did a gator really get her granny, or did Tony Joe White just need a rhyme there?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2025 09:18 PM (ZVgZ4)

Song I never liked much. What is Polk Salad? Stupid lyrics. Elvis liked it enough to play it in his concerts.

Posted by: joemarine at August 12, 2025 09:51 PM (y171U)

369 I don't want to make trouble, but why are people so violently opposed to AI imagery? Its still a picture even if a computer came up with it. Animation by a computer can still be fun and entertaining.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2025 09:51 PM (dfIr7)

370 "But it's not any healthier than a regular burger. So what's the point?"

I think it's because you don't have to kill an actual animal to make it. Although who knows what they kill to make it.

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371 Danielle Spencer -- famous for playing Dee Thomas on the hit ’70s sitcom "What’s Happening!!" -- has died at 60 following complications from cancer, TMZ has learned.

R. I. P. 😢

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 09:53 PM (WS89C)

372 Poke Salad:

The dish is so-named because it is made with pokeweed, the pervasive flowering plant native to North America. With a sturdy red stem, this plant can grow as tall as 6 feet, growing beautiful dark red berries and white flowers. While the flowers and berries are extremely toxic, it's actually the dark, leafy green leaves that are used to make poke salad. These bitter leaves must be ingested properly, usually by boiling at least twice—then cooking over high heat in a tasty oil like bacon fat—to eliminate the toxicity and avoid complications.1

The recipe is also known as poke sallet (a French-derived word similar to salade) and polk salad

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2025 09:53 PM (dfIr7)

373 If you wanted to lose a lot of money, you could invest in a scheme to take meat and try to make it taste like a vegetable: like okra, for instance. Or you could just go to Las Vegas!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2025 09:53 PM (ZVgZ4)

374 Permission to lick myself, Captain?

"What line earned Yeoman Rand her place on the Enterprise?"

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at August 12, 2025 09:54 PM (DgGvY)

375 369 I don't want to make trouble, but why are people so violently opposed to AI imagery? Its still a picture even if a computer came up with it. Animation by a computer can still be fun and entertaining.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2025 09:51 PM (dfIr7)

The objections I've heard (from the rpg community) are two: (1) it puts artists out of a job; (2) AI borrows from existing art to do what it does.

I have no idea if (2) is accurate. (1) really seems to be the driving force.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 12, 2025 09:54 PM (XCUp7)

376 >>>I've had it. It wasn't bad. But it's not any healthier than a regular burger. So what's the point? Unless you have some special dietary need or a moral hangup with meat, there is none. It has a tiny, tiny potential market.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

>If I want a weedburger, I'll go down to the local dispensary.

At least I'd get a buzz out of it.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 12, 2025 09:55 PM (/vPt3)

377 "why are people so violently opposed to AI imagery?"

Performative skepticism over new tech. I love how all the software engineers say "It'll never code as well as I do." They say it because they are scared shitless of it. And because software engineers have huge egos.

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378 "What line earned Yeoman Rand her place on the Enterprise?"
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent
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"Come and take it"

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2025 09:55 PM (wHp1L)

379 Animation by a computer can still be fun and entertaining.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 12, 2025 09:51 PM (dfIr7)

I prefer real busty women.

As far as anything else, if it ever got me a faithful WoT adaptations, I'd take it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 09:55 PM (zZu0s)

380 Hormel Sirloin Tips and Gravy. Nuke for 5 min, put on taters or noodles.
Posted by: davidt

Normally $11.99 at Brookshire's. I stock the hell up when they do their BOGO free.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 09:55 PM (WS89C)

381 >>"I trust in Trump" isn't exactly my go-to."

Donald Trump took a bullet to the head to fight through all the Russia lies, the Ukraine lies, the J6 lies, his house being raided, the damage it did his to his family, his friends and supporters not to mention the years of lawfare and other bullshit to try and fix this country. One he obviously loves.

I absolutely trust him. And I don't trust many people.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2025 09:56 PM (viF8m)

382
Waaaaaayyyy back in my semi feral youth, we lived on the edge of the Kisatchie National Forest. I would go rambling about the forest by myself all the time. Pre teen, maybe 90 lbs. Mountain Lion / Cougar was stalking me and i spotted him doing so. Parkored my ass up a tree and went as high as I could. Bastard came up after me. I climbed higher, he did to. Lucky I was either dumber or lighter than he was because he couldn't get high enough to reach me. I still have nightmares about that big efffer reaching for me trying to hold on as the tree top swayed with both our weights.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 12, 2025 09:57 PM (QcUc+)

383 Eating a ribeye now.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 09:47 PM (WS89C)

Life is good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 12, 2025 09:57 PM (5+Y60)

384 "What line earned Yeoman Rand her place on the Enterprise?"
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent

"I can suck start this puppy!"

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 09:57 PM (WS89C)

385 375 369 I don't want to make trouble, but why are people so violently opposed to AI imagery? Its still a picture even if a computer came up with it. Animation by a computer can still be fun and entertaining.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
---------------

Thought you said violent imagery and almost stepped off onto a diatribe on the degradation of our culture. whew

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 12, 2025 09:57 PM (wHp1L)

386 Chrome?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 09:57 PM (zZu0s)

387 These bitter leaves must be ingested properly, usually by boiling at least twice—then cooking over high heat in a tasty oil like bacon fat—to eliminate the toxicity and avoid complications.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Hey, this is poisonous, but not if you boil it two or three or four times! Let's have lunch!

Humans are weird.

Posted by: mikeski at August 12, 2025 09:58 PM (DgGvY)

388 Off topic, but am I the only one who's noticed that your typical Midwit sounds just like an AI when responding, and vice versa?

Posted by: Pooklord at August 12, 2025 09:58 PM (asU3w)

389 The platelets are all in alignment.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bloody right at August 12, 2025 09:58 PM (RbyvF)

390 Off topic, but am I the only one who's noticed that your typical Midwit sounds just like an AI when responding, and vice versa?
Posted by: Pooklord at August 12, 2025 09:58 PM (asU3w)

This!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 09:59 PM (zZu0s)

391 Christopher, I find it a bad combination of high detail, high granularity art done with little imagination to posing, or framing. So much of it is centered and bland.

A nice picture looks like what it is supposed to be, but a really good image has some sort of motion or story placed in it. AI is just pretty and composed like a Kubrick shot

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2025 09:59 PM (rbvCR)

392 "What line earned Yeoman Rand her place on the Enterprise?"
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent
***
We has a NOOD.

Posted by: TRex - timeless wisdom at August 12, 2025 10:00 PM (IQ6Gq)

393 "What line earned Yeoman Rand her place on the Enterprise?"
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent

She said she wanted the captain's log.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 12, 2025 10:00 PM (snZF9)

394 "Donald Trump took a bullet to the head to fight ... I absolutely trust him."

The fact that two assassins went after Gerald Ford didn't make him more trustworthy to me. Perhaps the shooting further motivates his zeal, his determination, sure, but trust?

I voted for him because I saw him as the lesser of evils, not because I trust anybody.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 10:01 PM (iBAge)

395 Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2025 09:59 PM (rbvCR)

Huh. Making an visual argument for the inclusion of flaws. Like a Persian rug, a single flaw must be included as perfection is the realm of the deity. Or in this case just creepy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 12, 2025 10:01 PM (zZu0s)

396 These bitter leaves must be ingested properly, usually by boiling at least twice—then cooking over high heat in a tasty oil like bacon fat—to eliminate the toxicity and avoid complications.

Yeah, fuck that shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 12, 2025 10:02 PM (5+Y60)

397 nood

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at August 12, 2025 10:02 PM (iBAge)

398 Off topic, but am I the only one who's noticed that your typical Midwit sounds just like an AI when responding, and vice versa?
Posted by: Pooklord at August 12, 2025 09:58 PM (asU3w)

Oh, I expect there are bots here. It was suggested to me that if one were to insult a bot, it ignores the insult and keeps on trying to sell the point.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 12, 2025 10:03 PM (rbvCR)

399 I don't want to make trouble, but why are people so violently opposed to AI imagery? Its still a picture even if a computer came up with it. Animation by a computer can still be fun and entertaining.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Fake ad, 5 good looking black chicks whining about why they were passed over for the AE Jeans ad. One girl had six fingers on her left hand with no thumb and had a left hand on her right arm. F'n hilarious.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 12, 2025 10:03 PM (WS89C)

400 382
Waaaaaayyyy back in my semi feral youth, we lived on the edge of the Kisatchie National Forest. I would go rambling about the forest by myself all the time. Pre teen, maybe 90 lbs. Mountain Lion / Cougar was stalking me and i spotted him doing so. Parkored my ass up a tree and went as high as I could. Bastard came up after me. I climbed higher, he did to. Lucky I was either dumber or lighter than he was because he couldn't get high enough to reach me. I still have nightmares about that big efffer reaching for me trying to hold on as the tree top swayed with both our weights.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 12, 2025 09:57 PM (QcUc+)

Wow, scary story and a close call.

Posted by: joemarine at August 12, 2025 10:04 PM (y171U)

401 BifBewalski -

https://is.gd/rbPmMx

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 12, 2025 10:05 PM (ZVgZ4)

402 And by "like an AI", I mean "bland, confident and often wrong".

Posted by: Pooklord at August 12, 2025 10:05 PM (asU3w)

403 I assume that picture from the other day of the WNBA court with the ship netting was AI.

Anti-Dildo Netting.

I should start a company.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 12, 2025 07:48 PM

DARPA is studying Active Dildo Defense.

Posted by: toby928 at August 12, 2025 10:08 PM (jc0TO)

404 oth our weights.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 12, 2025 09:57 PM (QcUc+)

Scary!!

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 12, 2025 10:15 PM (fGmWu)

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