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Trump Announces Peace Deal Between Armenia and Azerbaijan, Ending 35 Year War

He wants the Nobel Prize.

He deserves it, but won't get it. To get the Nobel Peace Prize, you need to accomplish absolutely nothing in bringing about Peace, like America's first gay president Barack Obama did.

President Donald Trump on Friday announced a peace agreement between Armenia and Azerbaijan, ending decades of conflict and creating a new trade corridor called the "Trump Route for International Peace and Prosperity."

Key Details:

Trump hosted Azerbaijani President Ilham Aliyev and Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan for the signing in the Oval Office, later announcing the agreement in the State Dining Room.

The pact commits both countries to permanently end fighting, normalize relations, and respect sovereignty, while granting Azerbaijan full access to Nakhichevan -- a landlocked exclave of Azerbaijan separated from the rest of the country by Armenia -- via a U.S.-partnered transit route that could last up to 99 years.

U.S. companies are expected to invest heavily in the region, with Trump also announcing new bilateral agreements on trade, energy, and technology -- including artificial intelligence.


...

Trump drew parallels to his earlier success using trade leverage to secure peace deals, such as the agreement he brokered between Thailand and Cambodia.

Both leaders praised Trump for bringing the 35-year conflict to an end. Aliyev called it "a day which will be remembered by the people of Azerbaijan with a feeling of pride and gratitude to President Trump," while Pashinyan described it as "a significant milestone" in bilateral relations, crediting Trump's "personal engagement and resolute commitment to peace in our region."


Posted by: Ace at 03:15 PM




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1 He deserves it, but won't get it.

==

I don't know about that..

Posted by: runner at August 11, 2025 03:16 PM (9pFgx)

2 Has Bolton been right about anything? Does he just show up at studios to get a meal and maybe be on TV?

Posted by: mishdog at August 11, 2025 03:17 PM (/LJ+U)

3 >>>I don't know about that..

I can't imagine the leftwing transnational Regime collapsing so hard that this even becomes a possibility.

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2025 03:17 PM (KRtlO)

4 Howdy! John Bolton makes me gag!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 11, 2025 03:17 PM (rbKZ6)

5 >>>2 Has Bolton been right about anything? Does he just show up at studios to get a meal and maybe be on TV?

he's an ugly old Cigar Store Indian

Posted by: ace at August 11, 2025 03:18 PM (KRtlO)

6 Yes, Ex-Prez'nit Cock-Curious, AKA the Emperor Shit Midas Obama, got a Nobel for nothing pro-American at all.

But he did do De Debil's work, which is pretty much what the Nobel is awarded for, lo these many decades.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2025 03:19 PM (BRvvM)

7 I'll never forget that National Review called Bolton "The 'Stache" and compared him to Tom Selleck. Oh how blind I was in the early 2000s.

Posted by: mishdog at August 11, 2025 03:19 PM (/LJ+U)

8 No, there needs to be a Big, Beautiful #WINNING Peace Prize given to Trump, and used in place of Nobel prize going forward.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2025 03:20 PM (Hkcdp)

9 I think it's almost better if Trump gets snubbed by the Nobel committee. So many of these institutions have become cesspools of leftist globalism. Ignoring Trump's accomplishments in numerous peace deals just exposes more people to how worthless a Nobel really is. It's a participation trophy for leftists.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 03:21 PM (viF8m)

10 7 I'll never forget that National Review called Bolton "The 'Stache" and compared him to Tom Selleck. Oh how blind I was in the early 2000s.
Posted by: mishdog at August 11, 2025 03:19 PM

So was Greg Gutfeld. He had him on Red Eye all the time. And I have to admit that I found him very entertaining and interesting.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 11, 2025 03:21 PM (rbKZ6)

11 Strap-on. >>>> Bolt-on

Posted by: The WNBA at August 11, 2025 03:22 PM (I0N4X)

12 John Bolton is the Max Boot of Jonah Goldbergs.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2025 03:22 PM (u73oe)

13 Trump took away Bolton’s security clearance, right?

Not exactly unbiased opinions on Trump…
Not that I’ve cared about what Bolton says for many years. SWAMPY!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2025 03:22 PM (Hkcdp)

14 Ah, Ruse (sic) Bolton -- the Lord of Dreadfort. Aka The Lord of Leeches.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 11, 2025 03:22 PM (wBaIH)

15

I dick-slapped them until they gave up...

Posted by: Forrest Tucker's Ginourmous Wang at August 11, 2025 03:23 PM (qSrpv)

16 We should ignore Bolton, altho I do like moustaches (but not his!). He is a relic of GWB and go away!

There used to be a Nobel Peace Prize. Now it is reduced to being a Woke Popular Who's Who worthless footnote.

President Trump will not get it, or I will be surprised if he does. Regardless, the best president of my lifetime.

I am a teeny tiny bit encouraged that parts of Spain and the UK are fighting back in illegal barbarians.

Every night I pray that the civilized world will wake up and follow our lead.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 11, 2025 03:23 PM (6PCLE)

17 Buck Folton.

Posted by: Moe Jama at August 11, 2025 03:23 PM (2sMLA)

18 12 John Bolton is the Max Boot of Jonah Goldbergs.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2025 03:22 PM (u73oe)

Damn! That's cold, and near-thread winner material there.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 11, 2025 03:23 PM (a/dOO)

19 12 John Bolton is the Max Boot of Jonah Goldbergs.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2025 03:22 PM (u73oe)


I haven't heard anything from Boot recently.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 11, 2025 03:24 PM (kTd/k)

20 John Bolton is the Jake Sullivan of Lloyd Austin’s… with a walrus moustache

He’s also ridiculous

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2025 03:24 PM (FfvaF)

21 Dragging out the comically inept John Bolton to opine on anything other than mustache oil is like asking Hillary Clinton how to get into vans. Or asking Pete Bootyjuice what boobs feel like.

Incredibly, even as this dingleberryish tool said Trump deserves no credit, his explanation of why Trump should get no credit only shows that Trump does deserve credit.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

22 Yes, making all that peace and then being snubbed by the Nobel committee would be better.
He doesn’t need their approval, and they sure as heck have demonstrated poor choices in the past. Not a club Trump should be part of!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2025 03:25 PM (Hkcdp)

23 Bolton is a fag and his shit is all retarded. He deserves a kick in the crotch.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2025 03:25 PM (ULPxl)

24 Yeah, and the media is doing all they can to avoid any good news.
Currently, my Hate Feed is back to "we're all going to starve and die because of tariffs!"

Thanks to the steady ally of the entrenched establishment, and always wrong, Goldman Sachs, stacking "ifs" and slight of hand misdirection.

The old "everything is going to cost more!" saw that skips right over how food and energy won't go up but --OMG!--cars and electronics will cost more!

I really need that 60-inch 8K Super Hi-Def television. Can't live without it.
Sorry kids, beans and bones for dinner.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2025 03:25 PM (prbfg)

25 you need to accomplish absolutely nothing in bringing about Peace, like America's first gay president Barack Obama did.

**********

He gave a speech in Berlin.

Do you knoow who else gave a speech in Berlin but

Posted by: The WNBA at August 11, 2025 03:26 PM (I0N4X)

26 I think Bolton's record is slightly better than Bill Kristol's. Maybe. Slightly. Or not. They are all the Jim Cramers of Paul Krugmans of foreign policy.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at August 11, 2025 03:26 PM (w6EFb)

27 Bolton is looking decrepit.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 11, 2025 03:27 PM (kTd/k)

28 ...but didn't win a Nobel Pearc Prize?

Posted by: The WNBA at August 11, 2025 03:27 PM (I0N4X)

29 20 John Bolton is the Jake Sullivan of Lloyd Austin’s… with a walrus moustache

He’s also ridiculous
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
=======
They are still dragging out John Dean and Kevin Phillips to attack the ghost of Nixon and Trump. So we have Bolton and Cheney to look forward on TV to attack Trump for the next thirty years or so. Especially the more he succeeds in office.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2025 03:27 PM (ctrM5)

30 What will Bolton say if Trump leaves Alaska next week with a serious peace proposal from Vladimir?

Not that I expect that mind you… Vladimir is at a point where he doesn’t have to make concessions to win

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2025 03:27 PM (zQIWt)

31 But Trump hasn't started any wars, invaded any countries on flimsy pretense, started any "color" revolutions, caused the displacement of millions of people, started mass migration of third-world peoples to Europe or America, or sown chaos in previous stable countries--how can he possibly get a Nobel Peace Prize?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 11, 2025 03:28 PM (XMwZJ)

32 Sorry kids, beans and bones for dinner.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2025 03:25 PM (prbfg)

——————

You feed your kids beans and bones? You’re gonna spoil them like that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2025 03:28 PM (u73oe)

33 SAVE US DADDY

Posted by: kallisto at August 11, 2025 03:28 PM (dCxaZ)

34 Dom Lucre@dom_lucre

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Humans now have 116 days until this ‘alien comet’ that Harvard scientist believe could be an “alien ship” arrives to earth which could hold a threat for every human alive according to Professor Avi Loeb.

This alleged alien ship will arrive before December 5th 2025 according to the Professor.

Professor Loeb: "It could come to save us or to destroy us”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 11, 2025 03:28 PM (TGPs7)

35 27 Bolton is looking decrepit.
Posted by: Northernlurker
=========
Hustling sheiks for dinars in Dubai wears one out.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2025 03:28 PM (ctrM5)

36 9 I think it's almost better if Trump gets snubbed by the Nobel committee. So many of these institutions have become cesspools of leftist globalism. Ignoring Trump's accomplishments in numerous peace deals just exposes more people to how worthless a Nobel really is. It's a participation trophy for leftists.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 03:21 PM (viF8m)
_________________________________

For the entertainment factor alone, I hope he doesn't get it. Because you know whomever does get it will be unworthy, and that will force the Nobel Committee to fabricate their actions and credentials. Years ago you couldn't cross check. Nowadays, it's rather simple. So, whichever path the Nobel Committee takes, they are going to either "take their medicine" and have to admit Trump's successes, or come across as hack, partisan deceivers (which they are) and get put through the search engine vetting machine.

They're not in a position to come out unscathed.

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 03:28 PM (dIske)

37 John Bolton is the Max Boot of Jonah Goldbergs.

Posted by: Duke Lowell




Fookin' brilliant, lad.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2025 03:28 PM (BRvvM)

38 Remember, this is the guy who has never seen a situation where his solution wasn't to spill more American blood, this is also the same guy who wrote in his book that he did everything he could not to serve in Vietnam because and I quote, he wasn't going to sacrifice his life for a lost cause.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2025 03:29 PM (sk6bp)

39 I'll never forget that National Review called Bolton "The 'Stache" and compared him to Tom Selleck. Oh how blind I was in the early 2000s.

And we will also vouch for James Comey, Robert Mueller, and John Brennan!

Dedicated, impartial, public servants, each and every one!

Posted by: National Google Review! at August 11, 2025 03:29 PM (xTIDn)

40 /sock

Posted by: muldoon at August 11, 2025 03:29 PM (I0N4X)

41 Looks like the mustache is butthurt big time.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 11, 2025 03:29 PM (TmEds)

42 Holy crap, you must listen to Bolton.

"The thing that Trump did (threatening tariffs) that forced Cambodia and Thailand to sign the peace didn't change anything."

So ... they're still fighting?

Fucking dildo-swallowing tard.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2025 03:29 PM (prbfg)

43 Well...finding the airport shuttle at the Munich airport was more of an adventure than I had anticipated.

Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 03:30 PM (dY9PJ)

44 Has the expert guy said anything stupid lately?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 11, 2025 03:30 PM (kTd/k)

45 I'm moving in to Zuckerberg 's underground shelter and commandeering his submarine in case the comet is up to no good...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 11, 2025 03:30 PM (TGPs7)

46 🚨BREAKING NEWS: Humans now have 116 days until this ‘alien comet’ that Harvard scientist believe could be an “alien ship” arrives to earth which could hold a threat for every human alive according to Professor Avi Loeb.

This alleged alien ship will arrive before December 5th 2025 according to the Professor.

Professor Loeb: "It could come to save us or to destroy us”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 11, 2025 03:28 PM (TGPs7)

Last I heard, that thing isn't supposed to come within an AU of Earth. We have a better chance of crashing into the Sun than "encountering" anything.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 11, 2025 03:30 PM (pIfcn)

47 “As President, my highest aspiration is to bring peace and festive little hats to the world.” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 11, 2025 03:31 PM (k5OSW)

48 The Nobel judges hate conservatives. Ronald Reagan was primarily responsible for ending the Cold War. He didn't get the Nobel Prize, but the commie did.

Posted by: Mike at August 11, 2025 03:31 PM (zeZHk)

49 Posted by: whig at August 11, 2025 03:27 PM (ctrM5)

John Dean… what a tool. It’s like they keep dragging out David Brooks to give the “conservative position” on PBS…. Where’s Mark Shields??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2025 03:31 PM (zQIWt)

50 Not that I expect that mind you… Vladimir is at a point where he doesn’t have to make concessions to win

But it's a great opportunity to split off the US from the decrepit, fascist, EU.

Having the meeting in Alaska rather than Europe is a clue.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2025 03:31 PM (xTIDn)

51 This alleged alien ship will arrive before December 5th 2025 according to the Professor.

Professor Loeb: "It could come to save us or to destroy us”

Posted by: Mister Ghost





So, Christmas comes early this year in the form of a Niven/Pournelle-Style "Footfall" Event?

Sign me up.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2025 03:31 PM (BRvvM)

52 Boot’s wife was arreyand charged with espionage on behalf of S Korea.

He should be quiet now.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2025 03:31 PM (Hkcdp)

53 "I pursue my foreign policy with no desire or expectation of accolades. The Nobel Commission may bestow their award upon whomever they wish, whenever they wish and for whatever reason they wish. It is of no consequence to me."

Posted by: President Trump at August 11, 2025 03:32 PM (zTZIu)

54 Once Obama was gifted the NPP it was tainted forever.

Posted by: Weasel at August 11, 2025 03:32 PM (+gOrQ)

55 Interviewing Bolton about Trump is the same as interviewing Eric Holder about the ongoing investigations into the nefarious lawfare taken against Trump. Saw an article today where Holder bleats that there is absolutely no evidence that anything untoward happened. None. Well that settles it.

Posted by: Cheri at August 11, 2025 03:32 PM (oiNtH)

56 Wait. I thought Lincoln was the first gay president?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2025 03:32 PM (0eaVi)

57 Mostly dead

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 11, 2025 03:32 PM (bXbFr)

58 Trump is the most deserving candidate for the Peace prize in my lifetime. Of course he has no chance of even serious consideration.

Posted by: Open Channel D at August 11, 2025 03:32 PM (gYnrv)

59 So was Greg Gutfeld. He had him on Red Eye all the time. And I have to admit that I found him very entertaining and interesting.

We all thought Bolton was a good guy when he was pissing off the UN. Now he's just another old school R who got his brain broken by Trump.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 11, 2025 03:32 PM (3nLb4)

60 “As President, my highest aspiration is to bring peace and festive little hats to the world.” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

On some websites, "little hats" is code for certain people.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at August 11, 2025 03:32 PM (KAi1n)

61 Professor Loeb: "It could come to save us or to destroy us”

********

That dude needs a frontal loebectomy...

Posted by: muldoon at August 11, 2025 03:33 PM (I0N4X)

62
Bolton's butt hurt with plague him for the remainder of his sorry life.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 11, 2025 03:33 PM (xG4kz)

63 He gave them each 35 cents.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

64 There’s no legitimate reason for having John Bolton on any news show. He holds no current government position, has a track record of reckless foreign policy blunders, and is notorious for consistently getting things wrong. The sole purpose of featuring him is to attack Trump.

----------------

Bolton 2028 -- How Are You Supposed To Live Without Me?

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 03:33 PM (HW7Dq)

65 Mark shields is

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 11, 2025 03:33 PM (bXbFr)

66 >> arrives to earth which could hold a threat for every human alive according to Professor Avi Loeb.

Don't get me wrong, I like Avi Loeb. He's a smart, competent astrophysicist. But on this stuff, he's just Giorgio Tsoukalos (the crazy haired "I'm not saying it's aliens...but it's aliens" guy) with a Ph.D in physics.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2025 03:33 PM (w6EFb)

67 Kill, kill, kill for peace
Kill, kill, kill for peace

Near or middle or very far east
Far or near or very middle east
Kill, kill, kill for peace
Kill, kill, kill for peace

If you don't like the people
Or the way that they talk
If you don't like their manners
Or they way that they walk
Kill, kill, kill for peace
Kill, kill, kill for peace

If you don't kill them
Then the Chinese will
If you don't want America
To play second fiddle
Kill, kill, kill for peace
Kill, kill, kill for peace

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2025 03:34 PM (xTIDn)

68 Never forget:
Bolton was bought off for ... the princely sum of $10,000

That's all it took to turn him against every principle he claimed he held when working for Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2025 03:34 PM (prbfg)

69 Not that I expect that mind you… Vladimir is at a point where he doesn’t have to make concessions to win
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
=====
Plenty of countries were ruined by a 'successful' war, economically, politically, and socially. For example, look at Detroit during WWII and now.

Putin would be wise to make peace as he has what he claimed to want.

Ultimately continuing a war of choice causes a loss of blood and treasure overly burdens an already aging and noncompetitive economy and society. All this is while in the Far East, China sits and waits.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2025 03:34 PM (ctrM5)

70 Professor Loeb: "It could come to save us or to destroy us”

Posted by: Mister Ghost

It could totally destroy us, or it could save our lives.

Posted by: Professor Morrissey at August 11, 2025 03:34 PM (4DY5T)

71 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2025 03:25 PM (

He seems to be a loudmouth and a Trump hater, but he's been married twice to two different women and for considerable lengths of time , so probably not gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2025 03:34 PM (2GCMq)

72 Kill, kill, kill for peace

John Bolton's theme song...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 11, 2025 03:34 PM (xTIDn)

73 I agree with the opinion stated above… I do not want Trump to win the NPP. If he did, it would taint him…. Put him in the same category as Barack AND IIRC Yassar Arafat. No thanks

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2025 03:34 PM (zQIWt)

74 That dude needs a frontal loebectomy...
Posted by: muldoon at August 11, 2025 03:33 PM (I0N4X)
________________________

Well, you know what they say. "I rather have a bottle in front of me, instead of a frontal loebectomy."

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 03:35 PM (dIske)

75 The closest John Bolton should be to matters of the State should be manning a cart, selling Briggs hot dogs, on a corner in Foggy Bottom. With face covering to keep stache hair from getting into condiments.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 11, 2025 03:35 PM (gm9Sb)

76 Like I posted yesterday, they'd give the Nobel Peace Prize to Satan before they'd give it to Trump.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2025 03:35 PM (77rzZ)

77 🚨BREAKING NEWS: Humans now have 116 days until this ‘alien comet’ that Harvard scientist believe could be an “alien ship” arrives to earth which could hold a threat for every human alive according to Professor Avi Loeb.

---------------

The aliens will all be wearing Nikes.

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 03:35 PM (HW7Dq)

78 The Nobel Peace Prize isn't worth the paper it's printed on.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 11, 2025 03:36 PM (5M/Mg)

79 Klaatu barada nikto

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 03:37 PM (viF8m)

80 Trump isn't doing it for a Nobel though. He wants to make the world better, and better for America. Basically everything every schlub faggot who came before him SAID they wanted to do.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 03:37 PM (I7DM/)

81 Well...finding the airport shuttle at the Munich airport was more of an adventure than I had anticipated.
Posted by: TJM's phone at August 11, 2025 03:30 PM (dY9PJ)

Hofbrauhaus was closed?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 11, 2025 03:37 PM (0eaVi)

82 That's all it took to turn him against every principle he claimed he held when working for Trump.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
==========
To be fair, he got a round rogering by the sheiks and the 10k as a yacht boy in the Persian Gulf.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2025 03:37 PM (ctrM5)

83 So which turned out to be the biggest disappointment? The Stache, Candace Owens or Paul Ryan?

Posted by: Azjaeger at August 11, 2025 03:37 PM (2CAUH)

84 Trump has brokered 14 peace agreements. The Nobel committee will say it’s a tie and give it to the leaders of the fourteen countries.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2025 03:37 PM (u73oe)

85 This just in, President brokers peace between factions warring for 30 plus years. For an objective take on what this means, here’s a decrepit, hate-adddled, demonstrable fool, incapable of introspection or reconsideration, and with a personal axe to grind, for impartial analysis.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 11, 2025 03:38 PM (hlNLQ)

86 I think it's almost better if Trump gets snubbed by the Nobel committee. So many of these institutions have become cesspools of leftist globalism. Ignoring Trump's accomplishments in numerous peace deals just exposes more people to how worthless a Nobel really is. It's a participation trophy for leftists.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 03:21 PM (viF8m)

Maybe . . . Just maybe we could do the "Sad Puppies" Nobel Peace Prize.

We could theme it as "John Bolton the Walrus is very sad that Trump is being considered, make Bolton cry some more"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2025 03:38 PM (rbvCR)

87 Peace Sells, but who's buyin ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 11, 2025 03:38 PM (NtVYv)

88 This alleged alien ship will arrive before December 5th 2025 according to the Professor.
---
In this day and age, the exact time and distance is precisely known.
Hell, it could have been calculated with slide rules in the 60s.
To not state it, is deception to drive speculation.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2025 03:38 PM (prbfg)

89 BREAKING NEWS: Humans now have 116 days until this ‘alien comet’ that Harvard scientist believe could be an “alien ship” arrives to earth which could hold a threat for every human alive according to Professor Avi Loeb.
--------

The psy op bs never ends.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 03:38 PM (I7DM/)

90 We had Bolton speak at a conference in 2015 and he said there is no way Trump will win and Hilary has the only path to victory. He is worthless and sux too. .

Posted by: Big Alfredo at August 11, 2025 03:38 PM (Vdukr)

91
It would be a larf for PDJT to win the Nobel Peace Prize simply to watch the Euroweenies squirm as he delivered his Nobel acceptance speech.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 11, 2025 03:38 PM (xG4kz)

92 "America's first gay president Barack Obama"

I would have gone with America's first power bottom, Barack Obama.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 11, 2025 03:38 PM (9vYpt)

93 Once he brings peace to Ukraine, Trump will be undoubtedly the most humane and peaceful US president in history.

Posted by: Diabeetus at August 11, 2025 03:38 PM (p8iTN)

94 He seems to be a loudmouth and a Trump hater, but he's been married twice to two different women and for considerable lengths of time , so probably not gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
=========
Never count on anyone being as they appear to be inside the Beltway of Power. You really do not want to know what our 'betters' get up to---DC really is Hollywood for ugly people.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2025 03:39 PM (ctrM5)

95 Obviously Trump is brokering all these peace deals so we'll be ready to kick some alien ass.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2025 03:39 PM (ULPxl)

96 Willowed:

DO NOT give the horde any more ideas.
Posted by: clarence at August 11, 2025 03:34 PM

Moi?

http://www.madteddy.com/indcoils.htm

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2025 03:39 PM (0sNs1)

97
Harvard scientist

Ooooooooo!
* "scary" jazz hands *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 11, 2025 03:39 PM (xG4kz)

98 "His family threw him out of the business, and he ran for governor. And now I understand he wants to be president, but I noticed he lost a little weight, so maybe he has a chance," Trump said in a hilarious troll of “Fat Boy” Pritzker.

Posted by: SMOD at August 11, 2025 03:39 PM (RHGPo)

99 70 Professor Loeb: "It could come to save us or to destroy us”

Posted by: Mister Ghost
_______________________________

Amusing how you can identify someone's politics in a simple sentence. I'd ask, "Save us from what, exactly?"

I still think "first contact" with space aliens (which will never happen) should be handled by Blue Man Group.

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 03:39 PM (dIske)

100 He’s a disgrace to the name.

Posted by: Michael at August 11, 2025 03:39 PM (6kcLU)

101 Any other politician in the White House right now would be beating the ward drums against Russia and/or China.

But not Trump.

Finally a Republican not beholden to the military-industrial complex.

Posted by: Diabeetus at August 11, 2025 03:39 PM (p8iTN)

102 Professor Loeb: "It could come to save us or to destroy us”
--------

Save us from what? Lying homo pervert professors?

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 03:39 PM (I7DM/)

103 Attention all planets of the Solar Federation. We have assumed control.

Posted by: It isn't 2112 yet though at August 11, 2025 03:40 PM (zTZIu)

104 Humans now have 116 days until this ‘alien comet’ that Harvard scientist believe could be an “alien ship” arrives to earth which could hold a threat for every human alive according to Professor Avi Loeb.
......

They will be disappointed at the size of humans after their previous feast on the dinosaurs.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

105 90 We had Bolton speak at a conference in 2015 and he said there is no way Trump will win and Hilary has the only path to victory. He is worthless and sux too. .
Posted by: Big Alfredo
=========
Hillary probably had a gimp collar on him with all the personnel files she pilfered from background checks.

Posted by: whig at August 11, 2025 03:40 PM (ctrM5)

106 So which turned out to be the biggest disappointment? The Stache, Candace Owens or Paul Ryan?
Posted by: Azjaeger at August 11, 2025 03:37 PM

Invoke the power of AND?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2025 03:40 PM (0sNs1)

107 >>> 96 Willowed:

DO NOT give the horde any more ideas.
Posted by: clarence at August 11, 2025 03:34 PM

Moi?

http://www.madteddy.com/indcoils.htm
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2025 03:39 PM (0sNs1)

That was SUPPOSED to be a surprise at the TX MoMee!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 11, 2025 03:40 PM (ULPxl)

108 So which turned out to be the biggest disappointment? The Stache, Candace Owens or Paul Ryan?
--
In the past, Ryan. Trump is/has mitigated his damage.

Now, Owens, only b/c her kookiness will be used to smear MAGA going forward.

The Stache has and will always be an irrelevant footnote.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 11, 2025 03:41 PM (prbfg)

109 This alleged alien ship will arrive before December 5th 2025 according to the Professor.

Professor Loeb: "It could come to save us or to destroy us”
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Stock up on ammo!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 11, 2025 03:41 PM (a+4eV)

110 The Nobel committee will say it’s a tie and give it to the leaders of the fourteen countries.

We're right here in Doha, you know!

Posted by: smail Haniyeh, Moussa Abu Marzuk and Khaled Mashal, Ordering Room Service! at August 11, 2025 03:41 PM (xTIDn)

111 Professor Loeb: "It could come to save us or to destroy us”
--------

We were already saved, my dude.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 03:41 PM (I7DM/)

112 Once Obama was gifted the NPP it was tainted forever.
Posted by: Weasel


**Yasser Arafat has entered the chat.**

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2025 03:41 PM (M0V4/)

113 The aliens will all be wearing Nikes.

Posted by: ShainS




If this is a veiled reference to the Heaven's Gate nutters, I salute you.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2025 03:41 PM (BRvvM)

114
Bold prediction: Trump will never be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 03:42 PM (kkTda)

115 Yeah, he's winning at this either way: either the Nobel committee holds its nose and gives it to him while he accepts with the most sh*t-eating grins of sh*t-eating grins, or they snub him and acknowledge how worthless and irrelevant they are (and for how long they have been...)

Posted by: bearski at August 11, 2025 03:42 PM (Bhsk7)

116 All these worlds are yours except Rhode Island.

Attempt no landing there.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2025 03:43 PM (viF8m)

117 "It could come to save us or to destroy us”


**************

Is there no middle path? Maybe they just want to marry a couple dozen Earth women and then be on their way.

Posted by: muldoon at August 11, 2025 03:43 PM (I0N4X)

118 Harvard scientist

===

Ooooooooo!
* "scary" jazz hands *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 11, 2025 03:39 PM

Your snark towards the premier educational institution in the Solar System, if not the Galaxy, is not appreciated.

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at August 11, 2025 03:43 PM (0sNs1)

119 I agree with the opinion stated above… I do not want Trump to win the NPP. If he did, it would taint him…. Put him in the same category as Barack AND IIRC Yassar Arafat. No thanks

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2025 03:34 PM (zQIWt)

----------------

Trump should create the Trump Peace Prize committee and award the inaugural award -- A Yuge Beautiful Golden Scalp Weasel -- to himself this year, with four more retroactively awarded for 2017-2020 and three more prospectively for 2026-2028.

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 03:43 PM (HW7Dq)

120 106 So which turned out to be the biggest disappointment? The Stache, Candace Owens or Paul Ryan?
Posted by: Azjaeger at August 11, 2025 03:37 PM

Invoke the power of AND?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2025 03:40 PM (0sNs1)
___________________________________

In retrospect, every single one of us should have known that Ryan was not on the up and up. Anyone who is not able to trounce Joe Biden in a debate (and allowed him to outright lie in his answers without rebuttal) was surely following someone's script.

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 03:44 PM (dIske)

121 Former policy director for Chuck Schumer shames those who don't feel safe in Washington D.C., telling them to "leave their fears someplace else."

"If people are afraid to come to D.C., go to Disney World, get fat, eat French fries. I have lived here for 37 years. I am not afraid. I live in the city. I'm not afraid."

Posted by: Karma, Warming Up! at August 11, 2025 03:45 PM (xTIDn)

122 Professor Loeb: "It could come to save us or to destroy us”
Posted by: Mister Ghost

===

Stock up on ammo!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 11, 2025 03:41 PM

Focus on fundamentals!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2025 03:45 PM (0sNs1)

123
Nobel Prizes

Solid: Physics, Chemistry

Questionable: Medicine

Very Qustionable; Economics

Complete Jokes: Literature, Peace

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 03:45 PM (kkTda)

124 Bolton was fired by Trump for being a war hawk and wanting to escalate the threat of using US forces in the ME, South America, and North Korea. The two men were never going to agree and he had to go and Bolton will forever be an angry, bitter man. What a way to waste your life.

Posted by: Cheri at August 11, 2025 03:45 PM (oiNtH)

125 Nobel wants to give its prize to the Leader of Hamas, but the Jews keep killing him.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 11, 2025 03:45 PM (wBaIH)

126 I'm thinking .45ACP as the anti-alien round.

Posted by: Weasel at August 11, 2025 03:45 PM (+gOrQ)

127 Is there no middle path? Maybe they just want to marry a couple dozen Earth women and then be on their way.
Posted by: muldoon

"Take us to the one with the good jeans."

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2025 03:45 PM (77rzZ)

128 I have lived here for 37 years.

Doubtless in a wealthy Washington neighborhood, with platoons of private guards guarding it.

Posted by: Karma, Warming Up! at August 11, 2025 03:46 PM (xTIDn)

129 I don't think he does it for a Nobel.

I think he does it because his vision of America is idealistic, and it coincides with him trying to keep America safe (world stability) and China down (keep China out of those countries where it is stirring up shit.)

He is America First, not isolationist. He understands that America can not leave power vacuums around the world so he just wants to clean it up when easy without leading to war.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 11, 2025 03:46 PM (6EJNa)

130 125 Nobel wants to give its prize to the Leader of Hamas, but the Jews keep killing him.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

-----------------

Ha!

Posted by: bearski at August 11, 2025 03:46 PM (Bhsk7)

131 104 Humans now have 116 days until this ‘alien comet’ that Harvard scientist believe could be an “alien ship” arrives to earth which could hold a threat for every human alive according to Professor Avi Loeb.
......

They will be disappointed at the size of humans after their previous feast on the dinosaurs.

i just hope they're bringing us some tranya

Posted by: anachronda at August 11, 2025 03:46 PM (sGtp+)

132 Humans now have 116 days until this ‘alien comet’ that Harvard scientist believe could be an “alien ship” arrives to earth which could hold a threat for every human alive according to Professor Avi Loeb
——
Can we not just offer up a few specimens for their zoo?

Posted by: Piper at August 11, 2025 03:46 PM (p4NUW)

133 Is there no middle path? Maybe they just want to marry a couple dozen Earth women and then be on their way.
Posted by: muldoon at August 11, 2025 03:43 PM

What do you mean, "Best we can do are The View panelists."?

Posted by: The Aliens at August 11, 2025 03:47 PM (0sNs1)

134 The stache has become basically Keith Olbermann

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2025 03:47 PM (YwEeS)

135 109 The alien ship arriving. The mother ships hover, unleashing the landing craft. Aliens disembark, all with a peculiar orange hue, carrying what seems to be six irons. They seem to be looking for their advance party and then there is an announcement from Mar A Lago, giving welcome and orders.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 11, 2025 03:47 PM (gm9Sb)

136 >>> 117 "It could come to save us or to destroy us”


**************

Is there no middle path? Maybe they just want to marry a couple dozen Earth women and then be on their way.
Posted by: muldoon at August 11, 2025 03:43 PM (I0N4X)

Earth girls are easy!

Posted by: aliens at August 11, 2025 03:47 PM (ULPxl)

137
Posted by: bearski at August 11, 2025 03:42 PM (Bhsk7)

________

Or they will hold their noses, award it and mail it to him, telling him not to come.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 03:47 PM (kkTda)

138 The aliens will all be wearing Nikes.

Posted by: ShainS
.....

and MAGA hats.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

139 Professor, I was having lunch and…well, you know that anomaly on the telescope image you thought was a giant alien spaceship? Umm, it’s really a spot of spaghetti sauce.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2025 03:47 PM (u73oe)

140 Ace: "To get the Nobel Peace Prize, you need to accomplish absolutely nothing in bringing about Peace, like America's first gay president Barack Obama did."

As Homer Simpson would say, America's first gay president that we know of.

Posted by: Ralph at August 11, 2025 03:47 PM (8WZD4)

141 In retrospect, every single one of us should have known that Ryan was not on the up and up. Anyone who is not able to trounce Joe Biden in a debate (and allowed him to outright lie in his answers without rebuttal) was surely following someone's script.
Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 03:44 PM (dIske)

And he lied about his marathon finish time. Those of us who’ve run a few take great pride in our times even if “slow”… because just finishing is an accomplishment. No need to lie yet he did…. At that point I knew he was a weasel

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2025 03:47 PM (c99AZ)

142 Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

On some websites, "little hats" is code for certain people.
Posted by: Dark Litigator

Theirs are serious little hats. Somber, even. Rarely festive.

Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2025 03:48 PM (fC55q)

143 I'm thinking .45ACP as the anti-alien round.
Posted by: Weasel at August 11, 2025 03:45 PM

As you are an Honorary Texan, we expect no less.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2025 03:48 PM (0sNs1)

144 The aliens saw this website and assumed we were all still living with 1996 technology.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 03:48 PM (I7DM/)

145 Most pepole don't care about Aermenia, Azerbaijan, DRC, Rwanda, Cambodia, Thailand, heck they don't even know where they are let alone that they were at war. Nevermind Cyprus or any other conflicts, even conflict in Syria. All that matters is Ukraine vs. RussiaRussiaRussia and the innocents of Gaza vs. Israel. And each of those has only one acceptable solution to the leftists that make up the Nobel committee and leftists at large. Hell, even if Trump oversaw the elimination of Israel and overthrow of Putin he still wouldn't win it.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 11, 2025 03:48 PM (8hxDK)

146 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 03:45 PM (kkTda)

Weren't a chemist in a previous life? I really wanted to hear your take on that coke plant explosion, but I didn't see you on the thread.

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2025 03:48 PM (77rzZ)

147 Earth girls are easy!

You just know, whatever they looked like, there would be groupies for them.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2025 03:48 PM (YwEeS)

148 On the tele is that bravo woman, looks like the daughter of skeletor. Maybe Hue Hewitt could interview it.

Posted by: twilight at August 11, 2025 03:48 PM (ehY6c)

149 >> Putin would be wise to make peace as he has what he claimed to want.

Which, by the way is what a lot of his military leaders want. The war is draining their ability to address potential conflicts that present more existential issues to Russia. Let’s say a lot of them are not pleased with the increased interaction with China. That’s before we get to a greatly diminished espirit de corps because front line troops are being constantly killed and maimed. It has also hurt Russia’s standing with most of the world. Ultimately it’s doing the opposite of what they thought the conflict would do. With their thin economy it’s just an all around loser.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 11, 2025 03:48 PM (+3ClH)

150 telling him not to come.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 03:47 PM (kkTda)

If I had a nickel....

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 03:49 PM (I7DM/)

151
As Homer Simpson would say, America's first gay president that we know of.
Posted by: Ralph at August 11, 2025 03:47 PM (8WZD4)

________

Hi, handsome!

Posted by: James Buchanan at August 11, 2025 03:49 PM (kkTda)

152 Aliens: bring us your tattooed hoomans. We need lampshades.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 11, 2025 03:49 PM (/g8G1)

153 Theirs are serious little hats. Somber, even. Rarely festive.
Posted by: mikeski at August 11, 2025 03:48 PM (fC55q)

I understand it is possible to get yarmulkes in "Royal Stewart"


Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2025 03:50 PM (rbvCR)

154 Can we not just offer up a few specimens for their zoo?
Posted by: Piper

Heck, you'd probably get more than they could ever want if you asked for volunteers.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 11, 2025 03:51 PM (a+4eV)

155 Western Lensman@WesternLensman
Karl: Doesn’t Trump deserve some credit for a string of legitimate foreign policy successes? *lists off several peace deals*
Bolton: No

-
Biden did all the work then Trump swopes in to take the credit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 11, 2025 03:51 PM (NpP1j)

156 The difference between Trump and previousl presidents:

Them: “I want to win the Nobel Preace Prize.”

Trump: “I want Peace!”

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2025 03:51 PM (Hkcdp)

157 I remember way back when Dubya was our "standard bearer" and all of us at Little Green Footballs got very excited about John "Bull in a China Shop" Bolton being sent to "shake up" the UN.

Oh, to be that young, naive, and stupid again...

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 11, 2025 03:51 PM (TdCYS)

158 Them: “I want to win the Nobel Preace Prize.”

Trump: “I want Peace!”
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2025 03:51 PM (Hkcdp)

There it is.

Posted by: ... at August 11, 2025 03:51 PM (I7DM/)

159 Bolton looks like Mr.. Jonas, who runs the General Store in Matt Dillon's Dodge City..

Posted by: muldoon at August 11, 2025 03:52 PM (I0N4X)

160 "Humans now have 116 days until this ‘alien comet’ that Harvard scientist believe could be an “alien ship” arrives to earth which could hold a threat for every human alive according to Professor Avi Loeb."

I looked up this Loeb guy. He seems to have real academic clout and background. He's also batshit crazy. He's got a (probably) lucrative side-business peddling insane alien conspiracy theories. He was probably at the Storm Area 51 shitpool idiocy.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

161 Professor, I was having lunch and…well, you know that anomaly on the telescope image you thought was a giant alien spaceship? Umm, it’s really a spot of spaghetti sauce.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

"See, this is why food and drink are forbidden in the labs."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 11, 2025 03:52 PM (a+4eV)

162 Trump: “I want Peace!”
Posted by: Lizzy

********

Threadwinner!

Posted by: muldoon at August 11, 2025 03:53 PM (I0N4X)

163 The Nobel Peace Prize? Who's won the last few years?

2024: Nihon Hidankyō. Some Japanese group trying to abolish nukes. I guess they got bonus points for being aspirational (and the only country that has been nuked).

2023: Narges Mohammadi. Iranian lady fighting for Human Rights in Iran. Jailed repeatedly. Not very effective.

2022: Multiple groups and people related to Russia/Ukraine. I can't help but notice, 2-3 years later, they're still fighting.

2021: A lady from the Philippines and a Russian dude fighting for free speech. The Western world in general has backslid quite a bit since 2021.

If that's Trump's competition, and it's a legitimate assessment, Trump should be an easy win. Right?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 11, 2025 03:53 PM (JCZqz)

164 "If people are afraid to come to D.C., go to Disney World, get fat, eat French fries. I have lived here for 37 years. I am not afraid. I live in the city. I'm not afraid."
Posted by: Karma

So what's he saying here? Anyone who doesn't think that DC is safe is a fat, Disneyland loving, French fry eating slob? Well, better that than the raw burger ole Chuckie is serving on his e-coli grill.

Posted by: Cheri at August 11, 2025 03:53 PM (oiNtH)

165 Alright...I take it back. I want Trump to win the Nobel, and not show up to claim it.

Instead, tell them to send it in the mail, and the $1,000,000 check (that goes with the award) to Israel to buy more ammo.

Posted by: Orson at August 11, 2025 03:53 PM (dIske)

166 Can we not just offer up a few specimens for their zoo?
Posted by: Piper
......

Lizzo and Cardi B won't make it past the BBQ pit.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

167
obel wants to give its prize to the Leader of Hamas, but the Jews keep killing him.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

A certificate with something on the order of two dozen names of the awardee crossed off ahead of whoever would be fool enough to accept it would be comedy gold.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at August 11, 2025 03:54 PM (xG4kz)

168 Trumpmas! Every! Day!

Posted by: Mister Punch at August 11, 2025 03:54 PM (dKEEs)

169
I looked up this Loeb guy. He seems to have real academic clout and background. He's also batshit crazy.

_________

Look up his partner Leopold. Oooweee!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 03:54 PM (kkTda)

170 These aliens have obviously been on a long trip and probably need to pee.

Posted by: Weasel at August 11, 2025 03:54 PM (+gOrQ)

171 Professor Loeb: "It could come to save us or to destroy us”

Posted by: Mister Ghost





Yes, one of those two thing. Almost certainly. I think. Maybe.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2025 03:54 PM (BRvvM)

172 We think thats Gays and Tranginders should has there on Congressenel Distrik in Californica.

Posted by: Mary Clogginswtein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 11, 2025 03:55 PM (cAexM)

173 Trump has brokered 14 peace agreements. The Nobel committee will say it’s a tie and give it to the leaders of the fourteen countries.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Nah. They'll wait for Trump to die, then say, "Oh shucks, he was next in line, but this award is not given posthumously. Our bad."

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 11, 2025 03:55 PM (M0V4/)

174 Or they will hold their noses, award it and mail it to him, telling him not to come.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

My favorite outcome would be Trump is awarded the prize but refuses to accept it on the grounds they're a bunch of hypocritical pussies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 11, 2025 03:55 PM (NpP1j)

175 Biden did all the work then Trump swopes in to take the credit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 11, 2025 03:51 PM (NpP1j)

--------------

Trump and his magic wands are still coasting on the coattails of Obama's booming economy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 03:55 PM (HW7Dq)

176 PJMedia posted this article about Trump & the Nobel Prize today.

Full disclosure: My brilliant wife wrote it.

Posted by: Clark at August 11, 2025 03:56 PM (Py+sj)

177 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

178 Ace: "To get the Nobel Peace Prize, you need to accomplish absolutely nothing in bringing about Peace, like America's first gay president Barack Obama did."

As Homer Simpson would say, America's first gay president that we know of.
Posted by: Ralph

America's first gay half-black president, that we know of...

Posted by: Operator Error at August 11, 2025 03:56 PM (EFwtd)

179 I looked up this Loeb guy. He seems to have real academic clout and background. He's also batshit crazy.

_________

Look up his partner Leopold. Oooweee!
Posted by: Hadrian

------------
Tell me more.

Posted by: Bryan Kohberger at August 11, 2025 03:56 PM (6EJNa)

180 I thought you had to drone strike your way to peace like Owebama did.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

181 I'd rather Trump not chase the Nobel Peace Prize. He will never get one, period, and any contortions he does to try and get it will only detrimental.

An "America First" foreign policy is disqualifying, just embrace it.

Posted by: Leupold at August 11, 2025 03:56 PM (4pwAx)

182 Trump and his magic wands are still coasting on the coattails of Obama's booming economy.
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 03:55 PM

Aren't you forgetting Brandon's JATO unit economic assist?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2025 03:56 PM (0sNs1)

183
Professor Loeb: "It could come to save us or to destroy us”

_________

"We are from Omicron Alpha Six. Abolish the Designated Hitter or your planet will be obliterated!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 03:57 PM (kkTda)

184 These aliens have obviously been on a long trip and probably need to pee.
Posted by: Weasel
......

The Earth is just one big rest stop.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

185 These aliens have obviously been on a long trip and probably need to pee.

Hoomans!! Cup your hands!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 11, 2025 03:57 PM (qQApd)

186 The list of Nobel Peace Prize nominees and recipients is quite storied...
Like the nomination for the one-balled Austrian painter in 1939...
Prize for North Vietnamese communist leader Lê Đức Thọ in 1972...
Yassar Arafat in 1994...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 11, 2025 03:57 PM (ynpvh)

187 So which turned out to be the biggest disappointment? The Stache, Candace Owens or Paul Ryan?
Posted by: Azjaeger at August 11, 2025 03:37 PM (2CAUH)

Yes.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at August 11, 2025 03:57 PM (NY+zX)

188 185 These aliens have obviously been on a long trip and probably need to pee.

Hoomans!! Cup your hands!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 11, 2025 03:57 PM (qQApd)

Then the anal probing is for...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 11, 2025 03:58 PM (ynpvh)

189 Karl: Doesn�t Trump deserve some credit for a string of legitimate foreign policy successes? *lists off several peace deals*

Bolton: No pic.twitter.com/NDzVcpvZ8c

— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) August 10, 2025


Assface.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 11, 2025 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

190 20 John Bolton is the Jake Sullivan of Lloyd Austin’s… with a walrus moustache

He’s also ridiculous
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 11, 2025 03:24 PM (FfvaF)

John Bolton is the wildfire Britney of Jane's Coburn og Lee Marvin's.

Not sure i did that right.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2025 03:58 PM (OA79/)

191 These aliens have obviously been on a long trip and probably need to pee.
Posted by: Weasel at August 11, 2025 03:54 PM

All the world's a Buc-ee's.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 11, 2025 03:58 PM (0sNs1)

192 If this is a veiled reference to the Heaven's Gate nutters, I salute you.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2025 03:41 PM (BRvvM)

------------

Hale-Bopp FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 03:58 PM (HW7Dq)

193
My favorite outcome would be Trump is awarded the prize but refuses to accept it on the grounds they're a bunch of hypocritical pussies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 11, 2025 03:55 PM (NpP1j)

___________

But demands the money (see Jean-Paul Sartre)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 03:58 PM (kkTda)

194 Oops, hyperlink didn't take. May bad.

https://tinyurl.com/337u672v

Posted by: Clark at August 11, 2025 03:58 PM (Py+sj)

195 ...America's first gay half-black muslim president, that we know of...

IOW - nothing special.

Posted by: Operator Error at August 11, 2025 03:58 PM (EFwtd)

196 These aliens have obviously been on a long trip and probably need to pee.
Posted by: Weasel
......

The Earth is just one big rest stop.
Posted by: wth

"We have heard of your Great Leader Buc-ees. Take us to him now."

Posted by: Bulg at August 11, 2025 03:58 PM (77rzZ)

197 Peace Sells, but who's buyin ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway





Obligatory link:

https://tinyurl.com/Mega-Peace

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2025 03:59 PM (BRvvM)

198 Look anyone that can go even 3 rounds with Big Mike you get an award.

Posted by: Barack Obama walking funny at August 11, 2025 03:59 PM (t0Rmr)

199
The Earth is just one big rest stop.
Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

_________

Buc-ee's will save us from annihilation!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 03:59 PM (kkTda)

200 137 Or they will hold their noses, award it and mail it to him, telling him not to come. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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That's a no-brainer. Trump would totally crash that. Or do some other event at the exact same time to steal the thunder... Would be fun to seem them try that though.

Posted by: bearski at August 11, 2025 03:59 PM (Bhsk7)

201 185 These aliens have obviously been on a long trip and probably need to pee.

Hoomans!! Cup your hands!!

*rethinks position on tranya*

Posted by: anachronda at August 11, 2025 03:59 PM (sGtp+)

202 The aliens will all be wearing Nikes.

Posted by: ShainS
.....

and MAGA hats.

Posted by: wth at August 11, 2025 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

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* snort *

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 03:59 PM (HW7Dq)

203 198 Look anyone that can go even 3 rounds with Big Mike you get an award.

Posted by: Barack Obama walking funny at August 11, 2025 03:59 PM (t0Rmr)

Let the Wookie win...

Posted by: Han Solo at August 11, 2025 04:00 PM (ynpvh)

204 Free Mustache Rides!

Posted by: John Bolton at August 11, 2025 04:00 PM (Dv3i1)

205 178 Ace: "To get the Nobel Peace Prize, you need to accomplish absolutely nothing in bringing about Peace, like America's first gay president Barack Obama did."

As Homer Simpson would say, America's first gay president that we know of.
Posted by: Ralph

America's first gay half-black president, that we know of...
Posted by: Operator Error at August 11, 2025 03:56 PM (EFwtd) this is about me right?

Posted by: Yasser arafat at August 11, 2025 04:00 PM (OA79/)

206 Gays and Tranginders need there own Coingresiel there owns distrik in Californica

Posted by: Mary Cloggintein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 11, 2025 04:00 PM (cAexM)

207 176 PJMedia posted this article about Trump & the Nobel Prize today.

Full disclosure: My brilliant wife wrote it.
Posted by: Clark at August 11, 2025 03:56 PM (Py+sj)

Nice article, and well organized! Congrats to your wife.

One small question, and I ask respectfully.

Barack Obama (2009) — Awarded nine months into his presidency, before major achievements.

What were his major achievements post-award?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 11, 2025 04:00 PM (8hxDK)

208 203 198 Look anyone that can go even 3 rounds with Big Mike you get an award.

Posted by: Barack Obama walking funny at August 11, 2025 03:59 PM (t0Rmr)

Let the Wookie win...
Posted by: Han Solo at August 11, 2025 04:00 PM (ynpvh)

Not the snu snu

Posted by: Yasser arafat at August 11, 2025 04:01 PM (OA79/)

209 >>>Professor Loeb: "It could come to save us or to destroy us”

just play "Stay (I Missed You)" and get off the stage

Posted by: brak at August 11, 2025 04:01 PM (jGJov)

210 I still think "first contact" with space aliens (which will never happen) should be handled by Blue Man Group.

Posted by: Orson




"Two by two, hands of blue!!

-- River Tam

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2025 04:01 PM (BRvvM)

211 The Nobel is guided by modern marxist ideology which is victim-oppressor bullcrap.

Obama was lauded because he elevated the weak "victims" of Western imperialism. I think that is how they will run it for a long time to come since the most educated are always the last to understand that they are wrong.

Trump makes no excuses for superior Western culture and they will never reward that.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 11, 2025 04:01 PM (6EJNa)

212 Don't get me wrong, I like Avi Loeb. He's a smart, competent astrophysicist. But on this stuff, he's just Giorgio Tsoukalos (the crazy haired "I'm not saying it's aliens...but it's aliens" guy) with a Ph.D in physics.
Posted by: publius
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I recently read an article by a clinical psychologist explaining how possible it is for intelligent people to act stupidly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2025 04:02 PM (XeU6L)

213 207 176 PJMedia posted this article about Trump & the Nobel Prize today.

Full disclosure: My brilliant wife wrote it.
Posted by: Clark at August 11, 2025 03:56 PM (Py+sj)

Nice article, and well organized! Congrats to your wife.

One small question, and I ask respectfully.

Barack Obama (2009) — Awarded nine months into his presidency, before major achievements.

What were his major achievements post-award?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 11, 2025 04:00 PM (8hxDK)

The first choom-smoking, dick-smoking, fudge-packed, girly-man President...and a SCOAMF.
What's not to like? /sarc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 11, 2025 04:02 PM (ynpvh)

214 Had a bizarre meeting today, it was the regular engineering call with the vendor, there is a particular guy who works for the vendor that needs to be on the call, I didn't see him but I see a new female name on the call, I am running this call so I called out a couple of times if he was on they call, someone from the vendors side said "they" were on the call, the new female's camera goes on and it's him except they are now dressed and present as a woman.

Took me a few seconds of processing and updating the firmware in my brain, and I then started the meeting.

It was very awkward to say the least.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2025 04:02 PM (sk6bp)

215 >>>America's first gay president Barack Obama

lol

Aside from the sedition and coup, about the only thing he should be remembered for.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 11, 2025 04:02 PM (i24o9)

216 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 03:57 PM

Yes, a rule so "unpopular" that it achieved universal adoption in 2022. War's over. You lost.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 11, 2025 04:02 PM (TdCYS)

217
3I/Atlas info:
https://tinyurl.com/yqb9hlhb

This thing is likely ~7 billion years old, far older than the solar system, and comes from an ancient star system somewhere in the thick disk of the Milky Way. It was ejected long before Sol was formed and is a galactic wanderer.

It would be great to get some actual samples of it. But no way to do that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2025 04:02 PM (w6EFb)

218
I recently read an article by a clinical psychologist explaining how possible it is for intelligent people to act stupidly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2025 04:02 PM (XeU6L)

_________

*raises hand*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 04:03 PM (kkTda)

219 >>> 214 Had a bizarre meeting today, it was the regular engineering call with the vendor, there is a particular guy who works for the vendor that needs to be on the call, I didn't see him but I see a new female name on the call, I am running this call so I called out a couple of times if he was on they call, someone from the vendors side said "they" were on the call, the new female's camera goes on and it's him except they are now dressed and present as a woman.

Took me a few seconds of processing and updating the firmware in my brain, and I then started the meeting.

It was very awkward to say the least.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2025 04:02 PM (sk6bp)

Did you get my email???

Posted by: Karen from HR at August 11, 2025 04:04 PM (ULPxl)

220 These aliens have obviously been on a long trip and probably need to pee.
Posted by: Weasel
......

The Earth is just one big rest stop.
Posted by: wth

------------------

Let's hope they don't decide to make way for an intergalactic highway.

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 04:04 PM (HW7Dq)

221 Obama got the Anti-Nobel peace prize for untotaled F**k Ups around the world

Posted by: Jackson at August 11, 2025 04:04 PM (q/j2W)

222 Leopold and Loeb the murderers
were gay. The Harvard physicist . Avi Loeb has been married to a woman ( since 1999) named Ovit Liviatan an Israeli who also teaches at Harvard and they have two children .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2025 04:04 PM (2GCMq)

223 BREAKING NEWS: Humans now have 116 days until this ‘alien comet’ that Harvard scientist believe could be an “alien ship” arrives to earth which could hold a threat for every human alive according to Professor Avi Loeb.

Apparently Harvard scientists are incapable of maths.

In this case, the Drake Formula. There is so much ignorance packed into a small space.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 11, 2025 04:04 PM (/TiS1)

224 >To get the Nobel Peace Prize, you need to accomplish absolutely nothing in bringing about Peace, like America's first gay president Barack Obama did.
----

or you can stink like a goat, as Yassir Arafat demonstrated 1994

maybe you're a klepto super government, like the European Union 2012

maybe you're a snake oil salesman, like Al Gore 2007

perhaps you are a complete failure, like Jimmy Carter 2002

Maybe you actually deserve it, like Lech Walesa 1983

Posted by: Don Black. Message: I'm Don Black at August 11, 2025 04:04 PM (AOsQT)

225 Don't get me wrong, I like Avi Loeb. He's a smart, competent astrophysicist. But on this stuff, he's just Giorgio Tsoukalos (the crazy haired "I'm not saying it's aliens...but it's aliens" guy) with a Ph.D in physics.
Posted by: publius
------

I recently read an article by a clinical psychologist explaining how possible it is for intelligent people to act stupidly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2025 04:02 PM (XeU6L)
_______

I think this is more that Loeb knows he'll get much more notoriety and clicks -- and probably money -- pimping crazy alien conspiracy shit than he will with dry physics dissertations. Alien conspiracy shit is a multi-billion industry. Big Alien, if you will.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

226
*raises hand*
Posted by: Hadrian
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Around me, you have to take a number and await your turn.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2025 04:06 PM (XeU6L)

227 DC is a Dumpster Fire.

What an embarrassment for a Capital City.

Move the Capital to Alcatraz Island so the Government inmates cannot escape...

Posted by: Jackson at August 11, 2025 04:06 PM (q/j2W)

228
John Bolton is in Little Green Footballs endzone.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 11, 2025 04:07 PM (IifOV)

229 Where is Jeff Goldblum now that we need him?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 11, 2025 04:07 PM (NpP1j)

230 Considering who's received the Nobel Peace Prize, I'm not sure Trump would care to receive one.

It's pretty tainted.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 11, 2025 04:08 PM (Q4IgG)

231 14 Had a bizarre meeting today, it was the regular engineering call with the vendor, there is a particular guy who works for the vendor that needs to be on the call, I didn't see him but I see a new female name on the call, I am running this call so I called out a couple of times if he was on they call, someone from the vendors side said "they" were on the call, the new female's camera goes on and it's him except they are now dressed and present as a woman.

Took me a few seconds of processing and updating the firmware in my brain, and I then started the meeting.

It was very awkward to say the least.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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That would make me question my choice in vendors. Right mind and all that.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at August 11, 2025 04:09 PM (VkY89)

232 Yes, a rule so "unpopular" that it achieved universal adoption in 2022. War's over. You lost.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 11, 2025 04:02 PM (TdCYS)

We totally had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Pitchers that can't hit and hitters than can't field at August 11, 2025 04:09 PM (8hxDK)

233 BREAKING NEWS: Humans now have 116 days until this ‘alien comet’ that Harvard scientist believe could be an “alien ship” arrives to earth which could hold a threat for every human alive according to Professor Avi Loeb.

That would be around Thanksgiving.....

Posted by: Jackson at August 11, 2025 04:09 PM (q/j2W)

234 *rethinks position on tranya*
Posted by: anachronda at August 11, 2025

***
Kirk tasted it and didn't seem to mind it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2025 04:09 PM (omVj0)

235 Where is Jeff Goldblum now that we need him?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Ah. Triggers the quote:

Dr. Ian Malcolm:
Oooh! Ahhh! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2025 04:10 PM (XeU6L)

236 Is there no middle path? Maybe they just want to marry a couple dozen Earth women and then be on their way.
——

Strangely enough, every culture on the planet with a written history going back far enough has a variation on this theme. Nephilim in the OT. Kind of wacky.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2025 04:10 PM (j41FZ)

237 Had a bizarre meeting today, it was the regular engineering call with the vendor, there is a particular guy who works for the vendor that needs to be on the call, I didn't see him but I see a new female name on the call, I am running this call so I called out a couple of times if he was on they call, someone from the vendors side said "they" were on the call, the new female's camera goes on and it's him except they are now dressed and present as a woman.
____

I can still see me being confused in that situation.

"Ah, I see now. But you did mention 'they' which is plural. Is someone else in the room with you? What is his or her name? I need to mark down all the partipants in the meeting."

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 11, 2025 04:12 PM (Dv3i1)

238 rethinks position on tranya*
Posted by: anachronda at August 11, 2025

***
Kirk tasted it and didn't seem to mind it.
--------
The Shirley Temple of Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 11, 2025 04:12 PM (WvZaB)

239 Willowed from the last thread...

I supply specialized safety equipment to the Clairton plant. Haven't been there in a number of years, but I've met with the safety council there and took questions for over an hour from the group. No details yet from the inside.

Posted by: jwest at August 11, 2025 04:12 PM (lnMN4)

240 >>> 236 Is there no middle path? Maybe they just want to marry a couple dozen Earth women and then be on their way.
——

Strangely enough, every culture on the planet with a written history going back far enough has a variation on this theme. Nephilim in the OT. Kind of wacky.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2025 04:10 PM (j41FZ)

Where do you think you're going to put that thing?!

I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!

Posted by: Karen from HR at August 11, 2025 04:12 PM (ULPxl)

241 The Earth is just one big rest stop.

Posted by: wth




The late, great Mojo Nixon has thoughts:

https://tinyurl.com/Truck-Stop-Erf

Posted by: Sharkman at August 11, 2025 04:12 PM (BRvvM)

242 >> I think this is more that Loeb knows he'll get much more notoriety and clicks -- and probably money

He has essentially confirmed this in one of his blog posts. Now, whether this is a calculated strategy or if he's just going with the flow, I don't know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2025 04:12 PM (w6EFb)

243 Where is Jeff Goldblum now that we need him?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 11, 2025 04:07 PM (NpP1j)

***

Looking for an Apartment?

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum for Apartments.com at August 11, 2025 04:13 PM (ycs3a)

244 233 BREAKING NEWS: Humans now have 116 days until this ‘alien comet’ that Harvard scientist believe could be an “alien ship” arrives to earth which could hold a threat for every human alive according to Professor Avi Loeb.

That would be around Thanksgiving.....
Posted by: Jackson at August


Unless this is somehow trumps fault I dont think the end of the world will get much play.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2025 04:13 PM (OA79/)

245 Buc-ee's will save us from annihilation!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 03:59 PM (kkTda)

—————-

Earthlings, we have come to destroy y….wait, are those Beaver Nuggets? Ok, never mind.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2025 04:14 PM (u73oe)

246 WTF? “They” is plural.

They can’t ever say “I” or “me”, correct them at every opportunity. “You mean “we” don’tcha?”

What a bunch of twats. I would not associate with any firm that operates that way. You wanna wear a dress, do it on your own time. That would still be a red flag, and questionable. Character, associations etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 11, 2025 04:15 PM (j41FZ)

247 @231

>>That would make me question my choice in vendors. Right mind and all that.

Can't swap the vendor, nor would at for this reason. I'm an adult and I understand what's happening, I just need a little time to work through it, they can't expect the, you were a man now you're a "woman," switch in peoples brains to be instantaneous. They're the one with the issue, not me.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2025 04:15 PM (sk6bp)

248 Where is Jeff Goldblum now that we need him?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 11, 2025

***

Looking for an Apartment?
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum for Apartments.com at August 11, 2025

***
Didn't you tell us that Earth girls were easy?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 11, 2025 04:15 PM (omVj0)

249 >>> 245 Buc-ee's will save us from annihilation!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 03:59 PM (kkTda)

—————-

Earthlings, we have come to destroy y….wait, are those Beaver Nuggets? Ok, never mind.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2025 04:14 PM (u73oe)

Fresh brisket on the board!

Posted by: Buc-ees employees at August 11, 2025 04:15 PM (ULPxl)

250 Unless this is somehow trumps fault I dont think the end of the world will get much play.
____

Women and Minorities Hardest Hit!
-NY Times

Posted by: Obligatory at August 11, 2025 04:15 PM (Dv3i1)

251 Strangely enough, every culture on the planet with a written history going back far enough has a variation on this theme. Nephilim in the OT. Kind of wacky.

No problem, just simply wipe out every trace of human activity all but eight people and some critters and reboot civilization.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 11, 2025 04:16 PM (/TiS1)

252
Snood

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 11, 2025 04:17 PM (kkTda)

253 >>BREAKING NEWS: Humans now have 116 days until this ‘alien comet’ that Harvard scientist believe could be an “alien ship” arrives to earth which could hold a threat for every human alive according to Professor Avi Loeb.


Avi Loeb?

Professor Avi Loeb?

...

You're a Jerk, Loeb. A complete kneebiter.

Posted by: Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged at August 11, 2025 04:17 PM (z6okN)

254 Everyone knows that prize is for great men like Obama and Arafat.

Posted by: Don at August 11, 2025 04:18 PM (UFGUz)

255 3I/Atlas info:
https://tinyurl.com/yqb9hlhb

This thing is likely ~7 billion years old, far older than the solar system, and comes from an ancient star system somewhere in the thick disk of the Milky Way. It was ejected long before Sol was formed and is a galactic wanderer.

It would be great to get some actual samples of it. But no way to do that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 11, 2025 04:02 PM (w6EFb)


Pretty sure this is how you get a blob.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2025 04:18 PM (OA79/)

256 No problem, just simply wipe out every trace of human activity all but eight people and some critters and reboot civilization.
Posted by: Unknown Drip
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We're going to need some gopher wood.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2025 04:18 PM (XeU6L)

257 251 Strangely enough, every culture on the planet with a written history going back far enough has a variation on this theme. Nephilim in the OT. Kind of wacky.

No problem, just simply wipe out every trace of human activity all but eight people and some critters and reboot civilization.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 11, 2025 04:16 PM (/TiS1)

Gen 6:2: "That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose."...
Gen 6;4: "There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown."...

Yeah, don't fully understand these verses.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 11, 2025 04:18 PM (ynpvh)

258 Earthlings, we have come to destroy y….wait, are those Beaver Nuggets? Ok, never mind.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2025 04:14 PM (u73oe)

***

I've got the tastiest Beaver Nuggets this side of the Big Dipper...

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 11, 2025 04:18 PM (ycs3a)

259 256 No problem, just simply wipe out every trace of human activity all but eight people and some critters and reboot civilization.
Posted by: Unknown Drip
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We're going to need some gopher wood.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 11, 2025 04:18 PM (XeU6L)

Too few and you fall beneath the minimum viable population...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 11, 2025 04:20 PM (ynpvh)

260 258 Earthlings, we have come to destroy y….wait, are those Beaver Nuggets? Ok, never mind.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 11, 2025 04:14 PM (u73oe)

***

I've got the tastiest Beaver Nuggets this side of the Big Dipper...
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 11, 2025 04:18 PM (ycs3a)

Maybe take a shower?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 11, 2025 04:20 PM (OA79/)

261 Goggles they do nothing

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at August 11, 2025 04:21 PM (bXbFr)

262 Atta boy, Clark

Posted by: Choogle at August 11, 2025 04:23 PM (B85jR)

263 Took me a few seconds of processing and updating the firmware in my brain, and I then started the meeting.

It was very awkward to say the least.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 11, 2025 04:02 PM (sk6bp)

-----------------

I work with a Leftist who recently got divorced and has a couple of adult step-children. I asked him if he was close with them, and he gave me this strange look and explained:

Her son recently graduated with Master's Degree and is working in the Emergency Department at the Mayo Clinic in Scottsdale. And now he's decided that he's a woman.

He then began slowly banging his head against the wall ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 04:25 PM (HW7Dq)

264
I believe Nobel peace prize, like the economics prize, is in a separate category from the scientific prizes. Less prestigious, kind of debased. The peace prize especially is a joke. It's got the Nobel name, but it's crap.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 11, 2025 04:27 PM (uz6ub)

265 Tennessee girl strip-searched, put in solitary confinement, sentenced to house arrest because school’s AI surveillance program didn’t understand her joke

[The girl's] friends had been teasing the teen about her tanned complexion and called her 'Mexican,' even though she's not. When a friend asked what she was planning for Thursday, she wrote: 'on Thursday we kill all the Mexico's.'

-
Implementing such a policy here would probably improve the joke.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 11, 2025 04:28 PM (NpP1j)

266 FoxNews now.

John Bolton is a subhuman piece of shit.

They phrased it nicer.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.9% at August 11, 2025 04:38 PM (jvJvP)

267 I'm watching Sink the Bismark and I want to say Dana Wynter was very attractive.

Posted by: Still lurking up north, read some, don't comment much at August 11, 2025 04:41 PM (kTd/k)

268 Trump doesn't make peace deals the same way other people do.

Other people focus on justice, and what's right or wrong. Trump makes no judgement on right and wrong, he focuses on economics, how the two parties can make money by making peace. Or how much war is costing them. He also talks a lot about deals, and investment, and economic development. And heck, if the U.S. needs to kick in a couple of billion of development money, so what?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 11, 2025 04:46 PM (gDhA9)

269 I also don't understand what the Heck John Bolton is on anything as an expert.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 11, 2025 04:48 PM (gDhA9)

270 the new female's camera goes on and it's him except they are now dressed and present as a woman.

It would be highly amusing to treat it as a completely new person.

"Oh, are you [male name's] replacement? We would have appreciated advance notice if you were going to change our contact at your business. I hope [male name] briefed you completely before he left."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 11, 2025 04:51 PM (a+4eV)

271 Bolton is looking decrepit.

He looks like he has the AIDS.

(Cue the song from Team America...)

Posted by: Ian S. at August 11, 2025 04:55 PM (2aYv8)

272 Screw the IgNoble Peace Prize.
If Trump is nominated, he should make a vague, non-committal, acknowledgement of it.
If he wins, he should refuse it, citing all the support for warmongers by Norway and the "international community" in their opposition to him.
Throw it back in their faces.
They have made it worthless.
He should treat it as such.

Posted by: Sam at August 11, 2025 04:59 PM (7jMef)

273 Look at Gaza - what does Trump say - Turn it into a resort. How much money is that mediterranean coastline worth? Why are we letting these loser/idiots run the show in Gaza when there is good money to be made?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 11, 2025 05:08 PM (gDhA9)

274 Trump sees the potential in things, the economic potential. He wants to maximize that at every oppertunity.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 11, 2025 05:09 PM (gDhA9)

275 The last paragraph I thought it was Obama talking about Biden.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 11, 2025 05:10 PM (Gt/Tc)

276 Dragging out the comically inept John Bolton to opine on anything other than mustache oil is like asking Hillary Clinton how to get into vans. Or asking Pete Bootyjuice what boobs feel like.

Incredibly, even as this dingleberryish tool said Trump deserves no credit, his explanation of why Trump should get no credit only shows that Trump does deserve credit.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 11, 2025 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

It probably doesn't help as Bolton was one of the ones instigating that war.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2025 05:21 PM (8avO+)

277 Her son recently graduated with Master's Degree and is working in the Emergency Department at the Mayo Clinic in Scottsdale. And now he's decided that he's a woman.

He then began slowly banging his head against the wall ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Stop All The #WINNING ... I Gotta Get Off! at August 11, 2025 04:25 PM (HW7Dq)

Sounds like the dude is just the sort of guy you want doing life or death crises.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2025 05:23 PM (8avO+)

278 BREAKING NEWS: Humans now have 116 days until this ‘alien comet’ that Harvard scientist believe could be an “alien ship” arrives to earth which could hold a threat for every human alive according to Professor Avi Loeb.


Avi Loeb?

Professor Avi Loeb?

...

You're a Jerk, Loeb. A complete kneebiter.
Posted by: Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged at August 11, 2025 04:17 PM (z6okN)

its on the way OUT Loeb. That means if it was a danger, it missed us.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2025 05:25 PM (8avO+)

279 Ultimately continuing a war of choice causes a loss of blood and treasure overly burdens an already aging and noncompetitive economy and society. All this is while in the Far East, China sits and waits.
Posted by: whig at August 11, 2025 03:34 PM (ctrM5)

They aren't waiting for frickin' Siberia, though. Russia will sell them any raw materials they want. The days of playing off one side or the other are gone, thanks to Biden and the warhawks in Europe.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 11, 2025 05:31 PM (8avO+)

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