The DOJ Has Empaneled a Grand Jury in Albany to Investigate Butch AG "Tish" James For Her Corrupt Harassment of Trump

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DOJ has referred Leticia James to a Grand Jury in Albany for a "Deprivation of Rights" investigation by the newly formed Strike Force at DOJ.
This stems from the Trump case regarding the valuation of Mar A Lago.
This seems like Fani Willis could be headed for the same fate based the language used in regards to James "running for office to get Trump"
No word yet on what other avenues this may reach, but things are heating up

Fox:

The Department of Justice convened a grand jury to investigate New York Attorney General Letitia James, marking an escalation in President Donald Trump's fight with New York's top prosecutor.
The investigation is being run out of Albany, New York, and focused on possible deprivation of rights allegations, two well-placed sources familiar with the probe told Fox News Digital.
The investigation is in an early stage, but Fox News Digital has learned that James's office received subpoenas for documents this week, including for information related to her civil fraud lawsuit against Trump.
Separately, Attorney General Pam Bondi has authorized a special prosecutor, Ed Martin, to investigate allegations of mortgage fraud involving James and California Democratic Sen. Adam Schiff.
A grand jury in Virginia will investigate claims involving James. A grand jury in Maryland will investigate claims involving Schiff.

Note that she already has a grand jury investigating her for her serial mortgage fraud.

Mike Davis had previously warned James: If you continue using your office to illegally harass Trump, "Big Tish," we will "throw your fat ass in prison."

🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: Letitia James is under criminal investigation for deprivation of rights after she TARGETED Trump for political purposes and violated his First Amendment rights

Subpoenas have been sent and grand jury empaneled

Tish was the HUNTER. She's now THE HUNTED! 🔥 pic.twitter.com/NFbrsbdJSs
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) August 8, 2025

🚨NEW: MSNBC legal analyst Danny Cevallos *warns* "LETITIA JAMES SHOULD BE VERY CONCERNED" about DOJ probe🚨

"If somebody is the subject, the target, of a grand jury investigation, that is not a good sign."

"That kind of scrutiny — of financial records, of business records,… pic.twitter.com/nZwiO1BLw4
— Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 (@JasonJournoDC) August 8, 2025

The DOJ has referred Leticia James to a grand jury to determine if she weaponized the Justice System against Trump depriving him of his rights.

I present exhibit A.

I bet Leticia James wishes she didn’t make this campaign video…

Oops!
pic.twitter.com/zuG15dKcxZ
— C3 (@C_3C_3) August 8, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 01:05 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 08, 2025 01:06 PM (ckQml)

2 Tish needs to spend a few decades in prison.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 08, 2025 01:06 PM (ckQml)

3 Good afternoon!
Wow. She should have kept her stupid mouth shut. 😂

Posted by: Jmel at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (RWHIh)

4 Wow, she's quite the large target

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (U7AxH)

5 Who's excited about the unveiling of the bronze Tom Brady statue tonight?

The big shock will be, when they remove the crate it's in, and it's a Giant Dildo...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (TGPs7)

6 So when do we get perp walks?

And hey, isn't Sing Sing in New York? She should go there... on a probationary period, for her own safety, naturally.

Posted by: SimoHayha at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (clrIT)

7 I wished they'd put Mike Davis on the case. He was the Trump attorney who promised to put James's "fat ass in prison."

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 08, 2025 01:09 PM (WHfpM)

8 Wonder how many Congresscritters are refinancing to get certain declarations off their mortgages.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 01:09 PM (/sySz)

9 More!
NOT tired of winning!

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not kill at August 08, 2025 01:10 PM (gxokI)

10 And we now enter the "FO" phase of the cycle.

Heh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 01:10 PM (/HI9S)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

12 she's about the biggest example of FAFO going right now, bury her!

Posted by: DanMan at August 08, 2025 01:10 PM (8uzBS)

13 Where will the jury be empaneled?

Posted by: What matters most. Venue at August 08, 2025 01:10 PM (1y5L5)

14 Sing Sing is for men...so Big Tish would fit in nicely.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 08, 2025 01:10 PM (cWffP)

15 "NOT GUILTY!"

- - - - - - NY Jurors

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

16 It moved.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 01:11 PM (kgE5c)

17 DOJ has referred Leticia James to a Grand Jury in Albany for a "Deprivation of Rights" investigation by the newly formed Strike Force at DOJ.
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Has there ever been a successful prosecution of "deprivation of rights under color of law" (which I suspect is what this is)?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:11 PM (6bTRc)

18 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (WvZaB)

19 "When you shoot at the king, you'd better kill him."

-- Sun Tzu's Big Red Book of Pithy Aphorisms, Large Print Edition

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (/HI9S)

20 In NY? Probably find some way to charge Trump with crimes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (v4ljX)

21 Turn about is fair play.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (5M/Mg)

22 Willowed

Charles Butts is a big Dem donor in Texas.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (VofaG)

23 i want to work for Strike Force

Posted by: ace at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (KRtlO)

24 More on Dildogate in WNBA.

It's a $110 bet to make $100 for a dildo to be thrown on the court of any of the three WNBA games tonight...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (TGPs7)

25 >>I wished they'd put Mike Davis on the case. He was the Trump attorney who promised to put James's "fat ass in prison."

I find him the best outside source to know what's going on behind the curtain at the DOJ. He's good friends with Ed Martin, Emil Bove and a host of others at the DOJ and he knows Trump.

He was promising all of this would happen if Trump was elected. Seems he knows what he's talking about.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2025 01:13 PM (viF8m)

26 The big shock will be, when they remove the crate it's in, and it's a Giant Dildo...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (TGPs7)

What shock? They said outright that it's a Tom Brady statue.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:13 PM (pERWT)

27
Big Tish will run her cell block with an iron fist.

Big Tish don't play.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 08, 2025 01:13 PM (IifOV)

28 23 i want to work for Strike Force
Posted by: ace at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (KRtlO)

Wouldn't that take away from your Twitter time?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:14 PM (v4ljX)

29 But, does she have a sex toy employed that rents cabins in surrounding states?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

30 Note that she already has a grand jury investigating her for her serial mortgage fraud.
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Which, while unlikely, is more likely to succeed than a Deprivation of Rights case. The goal might be to bankrupt her. Process as punishment, a thing she understands quite well.

It looks to me like the mortgage thing is probably primary, with more along those lines to come. I suspect Trump has just told Bondi to Capone everyone possible. Ignore the real crimes that destroyed the republic and get them on financial crimes instead. Take them out and make it clear that the easily-provable dirty pool they all play will be the rope that strings them up if they step out of line.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:14 PM (6bTRc)

31 Baskin Robbins has gone full Nazi!

https://is.gd/UiMQPf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 01:14 PM (L/fGl)

32 How's that campaign lookin now Fat Tish?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:15 PM (MGB5H)

33 But, does she have a sex toy employed that rents cabins in surrounding states?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

Wait when did we start talking g about that scamp, ace's dick?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:15 PM (v4ljX)

34 Hundreds of people are under investigation, but until we get any of them doing the glorious perp walk, it won't mean much...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:15 PM (TGPs7)

35 Hey! I resemble that fat ass in prison remark!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 01:15 PM (L/fGl)

36 Has there ever been a successful prosecution of "deprivation of rights under color of law" (which I suspect is what this is)?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:11 PM (6bTRc)

At least she's being exposed to the meat-grinder process of defending her actions. Act Blue is broke so they won't be much help to her.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 08, 2025 01:15 PM (g8Ew8)

37
Has there ever been a successful prosecution of "deprivation of rights under color of law" (which I suspect is what this is)?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

___________

I thought it was a rather standard thing when state or local show trials result in acquittal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 01:16 PM (OkHa0)

38
Wait when did we start talking g about that scamp, ace's dick?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:15 PM (v4ljX)

If you don't have a Sweetdick Honeycum on the payroll, you're not serious.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Letitia James campaigned on a promise to find something to prosecute Trump for.

So this is absolutely delicious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 01:16 PM (/HI9S)

40 Hope they pull in the Manhattan DA and those two clown judges.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at August 08, 2025 01:16 PM (C4fUO)

41 Baskin Robbins has gone full Nazi!

https://is.gd/UiMQPf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 01:14 PM (L/fGl)
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She seems to be doing well for herself.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:16 PM (6bTRc)

42
Huh.

And here I thought that "Tish" was a cute nick name for "Toilet Tissue" James.

The things you learn here.

AOSHQ-
It's educational!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2025 01:16 PM (iJfKG)

43 Baskin Robbins has gone full Nazi!

https://is.gd/UiMQPf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 01:14 PM (L/fGl)

Fuck. Have to go buy some Gold Medal Ribbon to support.

My workouts were going great, guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (v4ljX)

44 "Nobody is above the law!"

*SNORT*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (/HI9S)

45 31 Baskin Robbins has gone full Nazi!

https://is.gd/UiMQPf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

You know who else liked ice cream....

That's right, Joe Biden

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (Dv3i1)

46 All of Trump's trials were Moscow trials.

I still can't believe the assault /Rape case was allowed to go forward when the plaintiff could not provide a year of the offense much less the date.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (VofaG)

47 She seems to be doing well for herself.

Making the most of her fifteen minutes. Nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (/y8xj)

48 AOSHQ-
It's educational!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2025 01:16 PM (iJfKG)
------------
Come for the boobs - stay for the abstruse knowledge.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:18 PM (WvZaB)

49 Silver lining:
As Ms. James's financial accumulations are depleted in her various criminal defenses, she will ultimately have to make adjustments to her lifestyle and lose significant weight.

This is for her own good.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 01:18 PM (dIske)

50 I read the content. Now I remember this particular fracas. Thanks for joggin my noggin! The short supercut vid is pretty impactful.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 01:18 PM (0I+GC)

51 You know who else liked ice cream....

That's right, Joe Biden
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (Dv3i1)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:18 PM (6bTRc)

52 They warned us all for years that Trump was going to come after them if he was re-elected.

For once, I'm glad they were right.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 01:18 PM (6ydKt)

53 And the mug shots.We need some hilarious mug shots...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:18 PM (TGPs7)

54 You know who else liked ice cream....

That's right, Joe Biden
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (Dv3i1)

But, only TRUMP has 2 scoops.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

55 She gon jale

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at August 08, 2025 01:19 PM (E4WLu)

56 The wheels of the gods grind slowly, but exceedingly fine.

Don't stop me, I'm just getting rolling here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 01:19 PM (/HI9S)

57 Making the most of her fifteen minutes. Nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (/y8xj)
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Not a damn thing. Her window is narrow, and she's maximizing it - and appears to be having some fun doing it.

The last shot of that BR ad was the best part. A little outtake with some laughs. Laughter - other than the forced, malicious pseudo-laughter of political necessity - has been verboten for so long in the mainstream that it's really refreshing to see some again. Even if it's contrived, it works.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (6bTRc)

58 No one is above the law but what Democrats don't tell you is they might be around the law.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (I7DM/)

59 But, only TRUMP has 2 scoops.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

That bastard!

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (MGB5H)

60 I still can't believe the assault /Rape case was allowed to go forward when the plaintiff could not provide a year of the offense much less the date.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:17 PM (VofaG)

Wasn't it technically a defamation case?

They actual had a jury find that defending yourself in public from a fake accusation amounted to actionable defamation?

I've tried to forget the details of that whole disgusting fiasco.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (pERWT)

61 The Left: "Trump and the lumbering Right are unprepared for guerrilla tactics and asymmetrical warfare. We'll harass him with underhanded tactics! Bwahaha-- Urrggghhhh!"

Trump: (Plunges a dagger into their side during their celebratory laugh.) "Any further questions?"

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (pMi6S)

62 Baskin Robbins has gone full Nazi!

https://is.gd/UiMQPf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Now I want ice cream . . . topped with with Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (i24o9)

63 tAnd the mug shots.We need some hilarious mug shots...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:18 PM (TGPs7)

You asked for it......

https://is.gd/aVRBJQ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

64 And when "Tish" sits around the law, she REALLY sits around the law.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (I7DM/)

65 But, only TRUMP has 2 scoops.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:19 PM

Beautiful scoops. Fabulous.

- Donnie "Two Scoops"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (kgE5c)

66 No mercy for this sloppy gashcunt. Let the bodies hit the floor.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

67 But, only TRUMP has 2 scoops.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)
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The "Donny Two Scoops" kerfuffle was one of the most retarded things I've ever seen.

I am not in White House protocol, but I'll lay my $5 bill down that anyone who wants two scoops - or more - gets it. He just *always* wants 2, so they bring it by default.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (6bTRc)

68 Lock her up with a bunch of Troons.

Posted by: XTC at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (UnA8+)

69 "Mike Davis had previously warned James: If you continue using your office to illegally harass Trump, "Big Tish," we will "throw your fat ass in prison."
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
But will it be one of those prisons that houses "MtF" transfolk among their population?

Posted by: Another Anon at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (4h45B)

70 Aphoric pith? Athk your doctor.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (0I+GC)

71 Sydney Sweeney threw out the first pitch at the Red Sox game the other night and was wearing short cut off shorts ...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (TGPs7)

72 Race card pulled in 3...2...1!

Yeah, but who's listening now?

Posted by: sTevo at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (ZGYRh)

73 Willowed

Charles Butts is a big Dem donor in Texas.

Posted by: polynikes

Yes, but they don't push woke, they gave ten percent of the company stock to their employees so the employees get profit sharing, they take care of the community, and they have the best fruits and vegetables of any grocery I have ever been in.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (Vfq+S)

74 If you don't have a Sweetdick Honeycum on the payroll, you're not serious.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)
___________________________

I prefer Ace's use of the moniker, "Dexter Clamhammer", but then he overthought it and created some new names.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (dIske)

75 I'm hoping this "revenge tour" has a few more victims.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (Q4IgG)

76 "If somebody is the subject, the target, of a grand jury investigation, that is not a good sign."

Well yeah!

Your screwed six ways to Sunday
-Cryin Chuck Schumer

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (VPPG8)

77 Now I want ice cream . . . topped with with Sydney Sweeney.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (i24o9)

The other way.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (MGB5H)

78 NY politics is getting fun. Cuomo punking Mamdani, Mamdani saying Cuomo talking to Trump is disqualifying, the Lt Gov challenging Hochul, Hochul being a corrupt idiot, and now Tish facing possible charges. And the leftist sheep will follow these nitwits over a cliff

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (eadC4)

79
Yes, but they don't push woke, they gave ten percent of the company stock to their employees so the employees get profit sharing, they take care of the community, and they have the best fruits and vegetables of any grocery I have ever been in.
Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 01:21 PM (Vfq+S)

They seem to be more your grandfather's Democrat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

80 Baskin Robbins should have Michelle Fields do a commercial.

I always said Baskin Robbins cost an arm and a leg.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (VofaG)

81 But, only TRUMP has 2 scoops.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

That bastard!
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (MGB5H)

Ya don't fuck around with Donnie Two Scoops.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (g8Ew8)

82 Love those Police Squad intros.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (xcxpd)

83 Deprivation of rights under color of law can carry the death penalty.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (bqduN)

84 And the leftist sheep will follow these nitwits over a cliff
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (eadC4)
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Don't mess with our schtick.

Posted by: Lemminga at August 08, 2025 01:23 PM (WvZaB)

85 >>>Mike Davis had previously warned James: If you continue using your office to illegally harass Trump, "Big Tish," we will "throw your fat ass in prison."

*groans*

Posted by: Scales of Justice at August 08, 2025 01:24 PM (i24o9)

86 Love those Police Squad intros.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (xcxpd)

You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/h2-BJgllagA

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

87 Don't mess with our schtick.
Posted by: Lemminga at August 08, 2025 01:23 PM

Another lie created and fostered by Disney.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:24 PM (MGB5H)

88 i want to work for Strike Force
Posted by: ace at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (KRtlO)

Sorry, Ace. Tito and Rick broke up years ago.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 01:24 PM (0eaVi)

89 Deprivation of rights under color of law can carry the death penalty.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2025 01:22 PM (bqduN)

We can't start pursuing the death penalty. It would be uncouthed.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 01:24 PM (I7DM/)

90 Off misspelled sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:25 PM (WvZaB)

91 24 More on Dildogate in WNBA.

It's a $110 bet to make $100 for a dildo to be thrown on the court of any of the three WNBA games tonight...
--------------------------------
If true, that's wildly stupid.

You don't wager with the public on an event the public can perform to win their bet.

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at August 08, 2025 01:25 PM (F/35S)

92 Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:20 PM (pERWT)

There were two trials.

The first for the assault /rape claim

The second for defamation.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:25 PM (VofaG)

93 Thanks, Sponge. Loved that show!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (vd6bO)

94 There were two trials.

The first for the assault /rape claim

The second for defamation.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:25 PM (VofaG)

Ah.

Disgusting farce all around.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (pERWT)

95 She literally advertised that she would get Trump. That was he entire public approach: get Trump. For what? Who cares, just get him. What crime? It doesn't matter, just get him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (dfIr7)

96 Thanks, Sponge. Loved that show!
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (vd6bO)

I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

97 I wonder when the New York State appeals court will issue a decision on Trump's appeal of the judgment against him in Tish's /spit/ property valuation fraud case? The appeals court heard verbal arguments at least seven months ago.

Will New York judges dare to overturn a judgment against Trump? Do they have a death wish?

Posted by: Gref at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (aBgBM)

98 Basking Robbins' new "Sweet on Sydney" menu prominently features rainbow sherbet in its advertising. This is *deeply* problematic because of its hijacking and subversion of symbols.

The rainbow symbol of the LGBTQIA2S+ community symbolizes the historic fight for justice, equity and inclusion for marginalized groups. Sydney Sweeney, through her own actions, symbolizes the basest tendencies of the white cishet patriarchal power structure that perpetuates itself through the targeted destruction of rights movements and generalized oppression of outsiders living within their systems.

As a regressive symbol, using a combination of Sydney Sweeney and rainbow symbology for the purpose of elongating the era of post-capitalist excess is tantamount to violence.

Posted by: Your Kid's Sociology Professor at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (6bTRc)

99
52 They warned us all for years that Trump was going to come after them if he was re-elected.

For once, I'm glad they were right.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 08, 2025 01:18 PM

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They said that before his first term, but he let them off the hook. A peace offering. They responded by trying to destroy him. Based on what Trump has said, he is fully cognizant of this, and is proceeding accordingly in his second term.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (uz6ub)

100 It's obvious that the color of law is crimson. Runner-up seafoam shouldn't have even been in the competition.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (0I+GC)

101 >"If somebody is the subject, the target, of a grand jury investigation, that is not a good sign."
----

She'll be fine. Not to worry.

Posted by: Don Black at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (AOsQT)

102
As a regressive symbol, using a combination of Sydney Sweeney and rainbow symbology for the purpose of elongating the era of post-capitalist excess is tantamount to violence.
Posted by: Your Kid's Sociology Professor at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (6bTRc)

Make the rainbow God's Promise again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

103 As a regressive symbol, using a combination of Sydney Sweeney and rainbow symbology for the purpose of elongating the era of post-capitalist excess is tantamount to violence.

Posted by: Your Kid's Sociology Professor at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (6bTRc)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Scales of Justice at August 08, 2025 01:27 PM (i24o9)

104 You don't wager with the public on an event the public can perform to win their bet.
Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at August 08, 2025 01:25 PM (F/35S)

Oh man. Just imagine.

Every WNBA game devolves into some kind of insane bloody calcio storico street brawl with hundreds of people kicking the shit out of each other to either throw or prevent the throwing of a dildo on to a basketball court.

We may have just accidentally invented America's new pastime.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (pERWT)

105 @97 usually a decision from an appellate court is about 90 days, sometimes a little more. NYS courts know the whole thing against Trump is BS , they just don't want to be the ones to call it out.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (eadC4)

106 Blowtorch the bitch. She earned it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (snZF9)

107 Trump has been convicted of paying off a loan with interest and sexuality assaulting a bat-shit crazy, ugly woman who can’t even remember what year it happened or had any evidence that it happened at all.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (bqduN)

108 >"If somebody is the subject, the target, of a grand jury investigation, that is not a good sign."
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Wow, thanks for the tip RoBoz.

Posted by: Riptide at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (1y5L5)

109 In case anyone is interested, this is precisely what I voted for.

Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2025 01:30 PM (cmI4M)

110 Make the rainbow God's Promise again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

That would be a great bumper sticker.

Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2025 01:30 PM (FMtrg)

111 Blowtorch the bitch. She earned it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (snZF9)

I'd be able to smell the bacon all the way down here.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:30 PM (MGB5H)

112 "NOT GUILTY!"

- - - - - - NY Jurors"NOT GUILTY!"

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Except it's in the Northern District of NY, Albany.
Not NYC, southern dist.

There is a federal courthouse in Plattsburg, in the NDNY, in Jefferson County, it voted 51% for Trump; and in Utica, Oneida Co.; voted 60% for Trump.

Set the case for trial there.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:30 PM (IIsq3)

113 I'm so hetero that I don't think I could hold onto a fake dick long enough to throw it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:31 PM (VofaG)

114 102 "Make the rainbow God's Promise again."

Amen

Posted by: Next2Nothing at August 08, 2025 01:31 PM (tA1/w)

115 Trump has been convicted of paying off a loan with interest and sexuality assaulting a bat-shit crazy, ugly woman who can’t even remember what year it happened or had any evidence that it happened at all.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (bqduN)

I just want to know if they had the jury watch the Law and Order episode she based her entire story on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

116 Has anyone checked in with the other side of the forest? They can’t be doing very well today in DUlandia.

Posted by: Piper at August 08, 2025 01:31 PM (/sySz)

117 Quentin Tarantino will direct the perp walk.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:31 PM (57noz)

118 Will New York judges dare to overturn a judgment against Trump? Do they have a death wish?

Posted by: Gref at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM

I recall hearing some of the oral argument. The judges, for the most part, didn't sound like they were having the state's BS.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 01:31 PM (Wnv9h)

119
That would be a great bumper sticker.
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2025 01:30 PM (FMtrg)

I also want to see "God didn't get it wrong, YOU did" go viral.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

120 I'm so hetero that I don't think I could hold onto a fake dick long enough to throw it.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:31 PM (VofaG)
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Do you eat hot dogs sideways?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:32 PM (WvZaB)

121 Sing Sing is too nice for Tish. Pretty view on the Hudson and cliffs on the Rockland side. Clinton, in the far north of the state would be the coldest and most inhospitable, but I think it's only for men.

I guess it would be a Fed prison, anyway, never mind.

Posted by: Mayberry Jail at August 08, 2025 01:32 PM (G5+As)

122 If she's gonna be 'hoist by her own petard', they better get some serious block and tackle ready.

And a double XL orange jumpsuit or two.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at August 08, 2025 01:32 PM (WCo3d)

123 More on Dildogate in WNBA.

It's a $110 bet to make $100 for a dildo to be thrown on the court of any of the three WNBA games tonight...

More action that way. Betting on a dunk has worse odds than winning a $1 billion Powerball.

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2025 01:33 PM (gxJBA)

124 Will New York judges dare to overturn a judgment against Trump? Do they have a death wish?
Posted by: Gref at August 08, 2025 01:26 PM (aBgBM)
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Deathwish or not is irrelevant. They won't do it regardless. Not NYC, anyway. Maybe - *maybe* - if they get a trial somewhere upstate. But even then, I doubt it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:33 PM (6bTRc)

125 Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:33 PM (2FwlN)

126 In case anyone is interested, this is precisely what I voted for.
Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2025 01:30 PM

*fistbump*

More of this, please.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 01:33 PM (Wnv9h)

127 recall hearing some of the oral argument. The judges, for the most part, didn't sound like they were having the state's BS.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 01:31 PM (Wnv9h)

Even if they personally hate Trump they know they can't allow it to stand because of the precedent it sets for other businesses. The whole "well only use it against Trump promise" ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:33 PM (MGB5H)

128 If she's gonna be 'hoist by her own petard', they better get some serious block and tackle ready.
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A petard was an explosive device. "Hoist" in this case means "flung up into the air."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM (WvZaB)

129 Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:33 PM (2FwlN)
++++
"Two Scoops of Revenge: The Donald Trump Story" - coming soon to a theater near you!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM (6bTRc)

130 109 In case anyone is interested, this is precisely what I voted for.
Posted by: Weasel at August 08, 2025 01:30 PM (cmI4M)

I never think of these things in time, but recently a hostile Trump hater (that I was trying to be nice to) sneered that "Trump doesn't care about people; he only wants to win."

Maybe I could have responded, "Well, don't be too hard on him. We keep telling him we're not tired of winning yet. What's he gonna do?"

Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM (FMtrg)

131 106 Blowtorch the bitch. She earned it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2025 01:29 PM (snZF9)

Firm but fair

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM (xcxpd)

132 Do you eat hot dogs sideways?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:32 PM (WvZaB)

Hot dogs don't have a set of balls attached😁

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM (VofaG)

133 91 24 More on Dildogate in WNBA.

It's a $110 bet to make $100 for a dildo to be thrown on the court of any of the three WNBA games tonight...
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If true, that's wildly stupid.

You don't wager with the public on an event the public can perform to win their bet.
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This is another Disco Sucks rebellion. Loving it.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM (W3T6M)

134 That Sydney Sweeney ad is beautiful! She's filled the need of all of us to just see a normal good looking girl act normal again.

It reminds me of my most treasured Baskin Robbins moment, many years ago. It was pretty full, and there was some group in line, including a pretty decent looking girl who got a BR cone. What came next was that she continued to stand by the counter, talking to her friends (btw I was with a group of my friends) and she started to lick that ice cream cone carefully all along the sides,, sticking her tongue way out. Then she smiled a bit, not at anyone in particular, and held the the ice cream where she could come down on it from the top, wrapping her lips all the way around it, and slowly moving it in and out a bit.

yeah by that time every guy in the place was completely paralyzed with their mouth hanging open. She had skillz.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM (uWKK8)

135 Im pretty sure the WNBA has a dildo surplus.

Posted by: I'm going out on A limb at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (1y5L5)

136 Where’s her fvcking Mug shot? So very sick of these Club 85 Bitches screwing everything up

Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (FiefX)

137 DOJ grand jury means federal charges. The state of New York has no say in this!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (2FwlN)

138 More on Dildogate in WNBA.

It's a $110 bet to make $100 for a dildo to be thrown on the court of any of the three WNBA games tonight...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (TGPs7)
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"Dildogate" makes it sound bad, though. It's not. Maybe call it Dildoblast or Dildopalooza?

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

139 @121 Bedford Hills is the nastiest women's prison in NYS or it was. A guy I know was a prison guard and said his temp assignment there was his worst ever

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (eadC4)

140 ----------------
This is another Disco Sucks rebellion. Loving it.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM (W3T6M)

"Oh shit......."

- - - - Steve Dahl

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

141 Oh crap.

We're about to discover the uglier side of lesbian prison sex.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.7% at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (jvJvP)

142 The dildo heard around the World.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (57noz)

143 It's a $110 bet to make $100 for a dildo to be thrown on the court of any of the three WNBA games tonight...
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If true, that's wildly stupid.

You don't wager with the public on an event the public can perform to win their bet.
Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so
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That's crazy

Posted by: Cleveland Guardians Pitcher and Bettor at August 08, 2025 01:36 PM (Dv3i1)

144 _____

"Dildogate" makes it sound bad, though. It's not. Maybe call it Dildoblast or Dildopalooza?
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

Rubber Dick Derby.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

145 All Leftists need to be in a Memory Care Residence.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:37 PM (VofaG)

146 Do you eat hot dogs sideways?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:32 PM (WvZaB)

Hot dogs don't have a set of balls attached😁
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:34 PM

Attached, no. Are you prepared to say they aren't possibly involved elsewhere in the dog?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2025 01:37 PM (Wnv9h)

147 Baskin Robbins has gone full Nazi!

https://is.gd/UiMQPf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here
.......

Needs moar tummy.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 01:37 PM (UjdFS)

148 Dildogate" makes it sound bad, though. It's not. Maybe call it Dildoblast or Dildopalooza?
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

Dildofest or a féte dildo

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:37 PM (MGB5H)

149 If true, that's wildly stupid.

You don't wager with the public on an event the public can perform to win their bet.
Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so

You do if you want an easy way to make sure it happens.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2025 01:37 PM (uWKK8)

150 All Leftists need to be in a Memory Care Residence.
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:37 PM (VofaG)

I'm sorry. The judges were looking for 'insane asylum.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

151 That video, but itself, destroys any possible defense. However, that video should have destroyed her case against Trump to begin with, and a judge, watching that should have tossed the case from court.

Youi can't campaign on "getting" someone convicted of some crime, any crime, then file a bunch of lawsuits against that person once in office. It is completely prejudicial to the process.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:38 PM (D1vbu)

152 The Sydney Sweeney Baskin-Robbins commercial made me look up where our local Baskin-Robbins is.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:39 PM (2FwlN)

153 5 Who's excited about the unveiling of the bronze Tom Brady statue tonight?

The big shock will be, when they remove the crate it's in, and it's a Giant Dildo...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (TGPs7)
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About as shocking as the unveiling of a Tom Brady statue in center court of tonight's WNBA game.

Posted by: Another Anon at August 08, 2025 01:39 PM (4h45B)

154 can't campaign on "getting" someone convicted of some crime, any crime, then file a bunch of lawsuits against that person once in office. It is completely prejudicial to the process.
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Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? Because where I used to work people did that all the time.

Posted by: Tish Costanza at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (1y5L5)

155 The Sydney Sweeney Baskin-Robbins commercial made me look up where our local Baskin-Robbins is.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:39 PM (2FwlN)
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The BR that was near me is gone, now,

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (WvZaB)

156
The big shock will be, when they remove the crate it's in, and it's a Giant Dildo...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (TGPs7)

SCHLONGED!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

157 The Sydney Sweeney Baskin-Robbins commercial made me look up where our local Baskin-Robbins is.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:39 PM (2FwlN)

Sadly, she's not there waiting for you.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (0eaVi)

158 Heh, had two hotdogs last night. Boiled, dosed with German mustard and Southern Chow Chow. It worked!

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (W3T6M)

159 Dildo Jam

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (eadC4)

160 A petard was an explosive device. "Hoist" in this case means "flung up into the air."

Ah... learn something new every time I come here. Usually it's stupid puns, but you know, beggars/choosers...

Anyhow, thankee... Well, regardless, imagine the amount of explosive power needed to fling her chunky impossible-to-wipe-by-traditional-means ass into the air.

Really hoping she gets to spend some time in a monochromatic wardrobe, trading her daily fruit cup for smokes and sexual favors.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (WCo3d)

161 The Sydney Sweeney Baskin-Robbins commercial made me look up where our local Baskin-Robbins is.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:39 PM (2FwlN)

Sadly, she's not there waiting for you.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM

There's always a chance.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (MGB5H)

162 New sport, dildo ball.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (57noz)

163 fairs fair

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (Vh9CX)

164 Heh, had two hotdogs last night. Boiled, dosed with German mustard and Southern Chow Chow. It worked!
Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (W3T6M)

My grandma used to make that. I'm not even sure what it is.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (0eaVi)

165 I'm so hetero that I don't think I could hold onto a fake dick long enough to throw it.
Posted by: polynikes

No substitute for the original, right? *winks*

Posted by: polynikes dick at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (UjdFS)

166 New sport, dildo ball.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (57noz)

If you can dodge a dong, you can dodge a ball.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

167 Anyhow, thankee... Well, regardless, imagine the amount of explosive power needed to fling her chunky impossible-to-wipe-by-traditional-means ass into the air.
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I think it's in the region of "small nuclear device."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:42 PM (WvZaB)

168 Even if they personally hate Trump they know they can't allow it to stand because of the precedent it sets for other businesses. The whole "well only use it against Trump promise" ain't gonna cut it.
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Prosecuting one person only, before or since, is the very definition of a 14th equal protection violation.
They know it.
Everyone knows it.
So, unless they dismiss the case, it's going to end up in federal court and to SCOTUS.
And the smarter evil judges know that will only mean bad things for their little fiefdoms of corruption.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:42 PM (IIsq3)

169

13 Where will the jury be empaneled?
Posted by: What matters most. Venue at August 08, 2025 01:10 PM (1y5L5)

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 01:42 PM (wGK1C)

170 164 Heh, had two hotdogs last night. Boiled, dosed with German mustard and Southern Chow Chow. It worked!
Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:40 PM (W3T6M)

My grandma used to make that. I'm not even sure what it is.
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Its called too lazy to find Kraut.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:42 PM (W3T6M)

171 162 New sport, dildo ball.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot

That isn't new, silly.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 08, 2025 01:43 PM (Dv3i1)

172 "I bet Leticia James wishes she didn’t make this campaign video…"

She not only made the statements she promoted herself using them. She got elected off of them.

The courts need to crush this sort of behavior, fully and completely.

What's to prevent someone from running for AG of New York and promising they are going to toss Eric Adams in jail? All you need is 50%+1 vote to do that. But that isn't justice.

What you should say is "hold the powerful accountable within the letter of the law." But Leticia James is so fucking stupid she called out Trump by name.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:43 PM (D1vbu)

173 Who's excited about the unveiling of the bronze Tom Brady statue tonight?

The big shock will be, when they remove the crate it's in, and it's a Giant Dildo...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 08, 2025 01:08 PM (TGPs7)
______________

"Meh"

-- Cristiano Ronaldo

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

174 Chow chow is just dutchie giardinera, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:43 PM (pERWT)

175
What you should say is "hold the powerful accountable within the letter of the law." But Leticia James is so fucking stupid she called out Trump by name.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:43 PM (D1vbu)

And won her election.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

176 My grandma used to make that. I'm not even sure what it is.
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Its called too lazy to find Kraut.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:42 PM (W3T6M)

Or, not really interested enough to find out. Haven't thought about it in years. Never ate it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 01:44 PM (0eaVi)

177 Fuck. Have to go buy some Gold Medal Ribbon to support
====

Jamoca Almond Fudge
Gold Medal Ribbon
Winter White Chocolate

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2025 01:44 PM (JvZF+)

178 A petard was an explosive device. "Hoist" in this case means "flung up into the air."

Yeah, the Petard was a very early cannon, sometimes it would just blow up instead of launching a ball.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 01:44 PM (dfIr7)

179 Prosecuting one person only, before or since, is the very definition of a 14th equal protection violation.

Arguably this should flow from writs of attainder. Tish doesn't get to be Queen John.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 01:44 PM (sDWtc)

180 Chow chow is just dutchie giardinera, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:43 PM (pERWT)

You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/EsyUa63NM1E

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

181 If you can dodge a dong, you can dodge a ball.
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Some of those girls have been dodging the dong pretty successfully. Others seemed giddy at the sudden appearance of the bouncing dongs.

Posted by: It's telling at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (1y5L5)

182 Chow chow is just dutchie giardinera, right?

Isn't that just what you feed a Chow?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (dfIr7)

183 Round and round
What comes around goes around
I'll tell you why, why, why, why
Round and round

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (NtVYv)

184 151 That video, but itself, destroys any possible defense.

13 Where will the jury be empaneled?
Posted by: What matters most. Venue at August 08, 2025

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Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (wGK1C)

185
i want to work for Strike Force
Posted by: ace at August 08, 2025 01:12 PM (KRtlO)

Police Squad has an opening... Undercover Wicket

Tonight's Episode: Naked Came The Ewok

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (y9nCu)

186 What does the "Now it's beginning" guy have to say bout this?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (89Sog)

187 I'm sure most of the FNM is wailing about Trump weaponizing the DOJ against the commiecrats. But the only way to get the commiecrats to back off on the shenanigans is this tit for tat until they straighten up.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (CKOCg)

188 Sadly, she's not there waiting for you.

True enough, but the ad served to remind me that Baskin-Robbins-Robbins has good ice cream. Unlike say, Gillette reminding me to never buy anything from Gillette ever again!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:45 PM (2FwlN)

189 You just have to love how delicious the irony tastes of the very same people now howling that Trump's threats to come after them if he won disqualifies and taints this investigation were the very same ones who campaigned on investigating Trump if they won.

Their own words now condemn their prosecution of Trump as purely political .

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (IIsq3)

190 I am looking forward to Tish's mug shot and then having Trump showing up at her trials. Justice being served would be great. Seeing vengeance with a side of humiliation being dished out would sublime. Tish acted with criminally corrupt intent and then made sure Trump got subjected to a Soviet style show trial. It seems only fair she get subjected to an endless Jack Smith style investigation burlesque circus before getting prosecuted for outrageously abusing her office to persecute a man she knew was innocent. She cannot be despised enough.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (9vYpt)

191 174 Chow chow is just dutchie giardinera, right?
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Its pickled but it doesn't include carrots, cauliflower and beans. Much moar refined.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (W3T6M)

192 I'm just surprised to find out that none of the WNBA teams have flannel jerseys. I thought that was a given.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (WCo3d)

193 "I bet Leticia James wishes she didn't make this campaign video"

It was her entire campaign pitch, basically the sole reason she gave for voting for her. I think she would have won anyway because she was the Machine Candidate, and the Machine always gets what it wants.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (iFTx/)

194 166 New sport, dildo ball.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (57noz)

If you can dodge a dong, you can dodge a ball.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (v4ljX)

195 and she started to lick that ice cream cone carefully all along the sides,, sticking her tongue way out. Then she smiled a bit, not at anyone in particular, and held the the ice cream where she could come down on it from the top, wrapping her lips all the way around it, and slowly moving it in and out a bit.

FWEEDOM!

Posted by: that little girl was me at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (sDWtc)

196 The "Deprivation of Rights under Color of Law" charge should make more than a few people sweat.

That's a serious charge which caries serious penalties.

Maybe nothing comes of it, but that's a charge which cannot be lightly dismissed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 08, 2025 01:47 PM (tT6L1)

197 Oregon Department of Transportation is your go-to place to learn about whale demolition.

Posted by: Blubbering Ben at August 08, 2025 01:47 PM (G5+As)

198 and she started to lick that ice cream cone carefully all along the sides,, sticking her tongue way out. Then she smiled a bit, not at anyone in particular, and held the the ice cream where she could come down on it from the top, wrapping her lips all the way around it, and slowly moving it in and out a bit.

This is from a Stacy Abrahms book, isn't it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

199
Yeah, the Petard was a very early cannon, sometimes it would just blow up instead of launching a ball.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 01:44 PM (dfIr7)
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No, it was an early shaped charge, if you will. Gunpowder stuffed into a bell-shaped container, placed against city gates to blow them down. Of course, you and your buddies in the Forlorn Hope had to get it there under fire, brace it against the gate with the beams you brought with you, light it off and get away before it blew.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:47 PM (WvZaB)

200 More NY happenings
: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem says she is considering deporting communist NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani!

https://tinyurl.com/mrxb7a4e

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 01:48 PM (VPPG8)

201
I'm just surprised to find out that none of the WNBA teams have flannel jerseys. I thought that was a given.
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (WCo3d)

The Subaru sponsorship contract is locked in though.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2025 01:48 PM (y9nCu)

202 That video, but itself, destroys any possible defense.

13 Where will the jury be empaneled?
Posted by: What matters most. Venue at August 08, 2025

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Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown
--
See above. It's in N.D.N.Y.; with two possible courthouses in counties that voted for Trump; one at 60%.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (IIsq3)

203 No, it was an early shaped charge, if you will. Gunpowder stuffed into a bell-shaped container, placed against city gates to blow them down. Of course, you and your buddies in the Forlorn Hope had to get it there under fire, brace it against the gate with the beams you brought with you, light it off and get away before it blew.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 08, 2025 01:47 PM (WvZaB)

Either Empire Earth or Age of Empires had that available as a weapon.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (0eaVi)

204 https://is.gd/UiMQPf

I have never loved Baskin Robbins more.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (JvZF+)

205 Rumors of a Russia Ukraine truce are appearing.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (Vfq+S)

206 -
See above. It's in N.D.N.Y.; with two possible courthouses in counties that voted for Trump; one at 60%.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (IIsq3)

Trump voters will be excluded from the jury pool.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

207 "Deprivation of Rights under Color of Law" is what Sheriff Tompkins is being charged with, having extorted businesses in Boston.
That motherfucker in particular belongs in the worst fed pen we got.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (sDWtc)

208 This is from a Stacy Abrahms book, isn't it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

I thought it was Sydney Sweeney fanatic.

I like.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (v4ljX)

209 From the Bee:

Anyone caught throwing a dildo on the court will be forced to attend 10 more WNBA games.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (2UnvF)

210 Prosecuting one person only, before or since, is the very definition of a 14th equal protection violation. They know it. Everyone knows it. So, unless they dismiss the case, it's going to end up in federal court and to SCOTUS. And the smarter evil judges know that will only mean bad things for their little fiefdoms of corruption. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:42 PM (IIsq3)

Exactly. They have no choice in the matter - they not only have to dismiss the trump case but hold her accountable for her intense stupidity of maneuvering things into this situation. There are good REASONS why you don't do this. Because it bites you square on your fat ass every time.

Trump people chanted "lock her up" about Hillary. Trump was smart enough not to go after her legally. Because it would have gotten tossed out on the same grounds. And likely gotten him into a boatload of trouble.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (D1vbu)

211 Extra points catching it in your mouth.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (57noz)

212 205 Rumors of a Russia Ukraine truce are appearing.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (Vfq+S)

Saw that, too...truce would let Russia keep the Ukraine land they have, is the rumor...this was the old rumored truce, so I won't out much stock into it til I see something official...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (tOcjL)

213 New sport, dildo ball.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (57noz)

If you can dodge a dong, you can dodge a ball.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (v4ljX)

I question the wisdom of creating a guild of women skilled in the art of wang-avoidance.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (i24o9)

214 Fanatic=fanfic

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (v4ljX)

215 Extra points catching it in your mouth.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (57noz)

Bark like a seal for me......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

216
I question the wisdom of creating a guild of women skilled in the art of wang-avoidance.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (i24o9)

Did you miss where the topic was the WNBA?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

217 I question the wisdom of creating a guild of women skilled in the art of wang-avoidance.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (i24o9)

Isn't that what women's softball is all about?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (v4ljX)

218 Rumors of a Russia Ukraine truce are appearing.
===
It will be like north Korea and south Korea. A cessation of active hostility, but zero'd artillery on both sidez.....for decades.

Posted by: It's telling at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (1y5L5)

219 Rumors of a Russia Ukraine truce are appearing.
Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (Vfq+S)

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That would be 8 peace deals in 8 months. In response, the Nobel committee will give another peace prize to Obama.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (2UnvF)

220 I question the wisdom of creating a guild of women skilled in the art of wang-avoidance.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:50 PM (i24o9)
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That's like, 90% of the gals in the WNBA....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (tT6L1)

221 no, that was Extortion Under Color of Official Right.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (sDWtc)

222 You know what is going to be awesome if they do bring the charges out of the Utica federal courthouse (the county that voted 60% for Trump), will be the left howling that "there's no way she can get a fair trial there!!!"

Oh, you mean like the J6ers in 90% Dem-voting DC?

You all cheered the judges denying a change of venue there.
And still insist the process was 100% fair.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (IIsq3)

223 What is the deal with black women prosecutors? They seem like super idiots. It is that sassy black lady finger waving attitude coupled with entitled queen image of themselves. Just complete trainwrecks once they get in power.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:52 PM (D1vbu)

224 More NY happenings
: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem says she is considering deporting communist NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani!

https://tinyurl.com/mrxb7a4e

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 01:48 PM (VPPG

Isn't Omar a ready-made test case?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:52 PM (i24o9)

225 That video, but itself, destroys any possible defense.

13 Where will the jury be empaneled?
Posted by: What matters most. Venue at August 08, 2025

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Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown
--
See above. It's in N.D.N.Y.; with two possible courthouses in counties that voted for Trump; one at 60%.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:49 PM (IIsq3)
__________

NDNY is basically all of NY north of the Catskills

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 01:52 PM (iFTx/)

226 No, it was an early shaped charge, if you will.

cool, thanks for the correction

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 08, 2025 01:52 PM (dfIr7)

227 It will be like north Korea and south Korea. A cessation of active hostility, but zero'd artillery on both sidez.....for decades.
Posted by: It's telling at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (1y5L5)

I could see it being more like a US/Mexico kind of border.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:52 PM (pERWT)

228
Old and busted: truce would let Russia keep the Ukraine land they have

New hotness: truce would let Russia keep the Ukraine land they have

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (Dv3i1)

229 Rumors of a Russia Ukraine truce are appearing.

==

ceasefire, more like

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (g47mK)

230 223 What is the deal with black women prosecutors? They seem like super idiots. It is that sassy black lady finger waving attitude coupled with entitled queen image of themselves. Just complete trainwrecks once they get in power.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:52 PM (D1vbu)

DEIs who only got where they are b/c of grievance politics.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (tOcjL)

231 Just complete trainwrecks once they get in power.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:52 PM (D1vbu)

You can take the power-mad scrunt out of the DMV, but you can't take the DMV out of the power-mad scrunt.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (i24o9)

232
CBD is the WNBA now.

Get your dildos here

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (NtVYv)

233 question the wisdom of creating a guild of women skilled in the art of wang-avoidance
===
Those with such skills have it naturally. Those who are dong magnets, also come by the skill naturally.

Posted by: It's telling at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (1y5L5)

234 It is that sassy black lady finger waving attitude coupled with entitled queen image of themselves. Just complete trainwrecks once they get in power.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:52 PM (D1vbu)

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Umm, YEAH?

And your point is?

Posted by: The Soros Open Society Foundation at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (/HI9S)

235 New sport, dildo ball.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (57noz)

If you can dodge a dong, you can dodge a ball.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (v4ljX)
______

"What if you don't want to dodge the dong or the balls?"

-- Pete Bootyjuice

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

236 As I heard it, “Hoist with your own petard” was said of a grenadier who ran into the diggings under the wall in a siege with an explosive charge (the petard), but failed to high tail it out of there in time, hence “hoist with his own petard,” as in flung into the air.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:54 PM (2FwlN)

237 Trump is meeting Putin next week. Somewhere....UAE possibly.

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 01:54 PM (g47mK)

238
I never new CBD's dildo was green.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2025 01:54 PM (NtVYv)

239 What is the deal with black women prosecutors? They seem like super idiots. It is that sassy black lady finger waving attitude coupled with entitled queen image of themselves. Just complete trainwrecks once they get in power.
Posted by: El Mariachi
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This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Fani Willis at August 08, 2025 01:54 PM (XeU6L)

240 That would be 8 peace deals in 8 months. In response, the Nobel committee will give another peace prize to Obama.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (2UnvF)

They'd rather give the Peace Prize to Putin than Donald Trump.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 01:54 PM (rj6Yv)

241 Oregon Department of Transportation is your go-to place to learn about whale demolition.
Posted by: Blubbering Ben

Not boo-yah! Boom-yah!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (rqka2)

242 Speaking of ice cream, by the way, Ben or Jerry or Ben and Jerry placed pathetic looking child dolls in Disneyland on August 6 with signs telling people to remember Hiroshima.

https://is.gd/LrLzet

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (L/fGl)

243 Those who are dong magnets, also come by the skill naturally.
Posted by: It's telling at August 08, 2025 01:53 PM (1y5L5)

It's a gift.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (I7DM/)

244 Buttberg got his stuff kicked in, I think

@ProfMJCleveland
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: HUGE Trump Win on Boasberg contempt case!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (mlg/3)

245 240 That would be 8 peace deals in 8 months. In response, the Nobel committee will give another peace prize to Obama.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2025 01:51 PM (2UnvF)

They'd rather give the Peace Prize to Putin than Donald Trump.

Posted by: mrp at August 08, 2025 01:54 PM (rj6Yv)

Nah, it would go to Z-man for being so gracious to accept...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (tOcjL)

246 I never new CBD's dildo was green.
___

I assumed the green one belongs to Miss Piggy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (Dv3i1)

247 Throwing dildos on the court is just part of the centuries of oppression of women, according to a WNBA coach.

Fortunately, assaulting white heterosexual players on the court is still A-OK in the WNBA!

Posted by: The Left! at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (xTIDn)

248 James has two cases against her pending at this time.
James taunted Trumps DOJ in Jan 25 touting her education and prosecutorial prowess.
James Alma mater
Whats-A Matta- U

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 01:56 PM (VPPG8)

249 Ben and Jerry's has spent decades perfecting the art of making ice cream depressing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:56 PM (pERWT)

250 Just complete trainwrecks once they get in power.

not just the prosecutors

mayors, city councilwomen, any kind of municipal official, US Senators, anyone with the Slay Kween mentality

and the demorat assiduously cultivates them and promotes them, because they are the mainstay of their party AKA satanic coven

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2025 01:56 PM (dCxaZ)

251 Leticia is a complete idiot. Well, not really. I think she might be smart, but she has, what's the word I'm looking for? A black lady attitude of "you don't tell me what to do." That...doesn't work within the law. The law is by nature highly constrained - it has to be to function at all.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:57 PM (D1vbu)

252 What you should say is "hold the powerful accountable within the letter of the law." But Leticia James is so fucking stupid she called out Trump by name.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 08, 2025 01:43 PM (D1vbu)

They never expected to lose power again. Whoops. Whoopsie.

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 01:57 PM (I7DM/)

253 A League of their Own covered in dildos.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 01:57 PM (W3T6M)

254 Rumors of a Russia Ukraine truce are appearing.

==

ceasefire, more like
Posted by: runner

Ceasefire. We'll pick it back up in 18 years after we've raised more soldiers for the grinder.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 01:57 PM (rqka2)

255 113 I'm so hetero that I don't think I could hold onto a fake dick long enough to throw it.

A true hetero-bro isn't threatened by a rubber willy. We recognize it as a brother in arms that takes care of those unfortunate flowers we are too busy to pollinate.

Posted by: Nelly at August 08, 2025 01:58 PM (cHLus)

256 249 Ben and Jerry's has spent decades perfecting the art of making ice cream depressing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 01:56 PM (pERWT)

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But still, studies show that eight out of 10 fat, ugly, purple-hair, tacklebox-faced hysterics prefer it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 01:58 PM (/HI9S)

257 Captain Obvious, you said it better than me!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 01:58 PM (2FwlN)

258 Tish was the HUNTER. She's now THE HUNTED! 🔥

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We're gonna need a BIGGER harpoon!

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 01:58 PM (Yw8Ag)

259 It's about time "our side" started punching back instead of the usual panty-waisted milquetoast pinky-finger-raising dismissively-sniffing "that's not who we are old boy" bend over and spread the cheeks again response.

Posted by: Uncontrolled opposition- an idea whose time has come at August 08, 2025 01:58 PM (KOE6H)

260 Ceasefire. We'll pick it back up in 18 years after we've raised more soldiers for the grinder.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 01:57 PM (rqka2)

I envision the north Korea , South Korea scenario. Except that the US will have a positive relationship with both sides.

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 01:58 PM (g47mK)

261 When are they going to play the racist prosecution card?

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 01:58 PM (VofaG)

262 Just complete trainwrecks once they get in power.

not just the prosecutors

mayors, city councilwomen, any kind of municipal official, US Senators, anyone with the Slay Kween mentality

and the demorat assiduously cultivates them and promotes them, because they are the mainstay of their party AKA satanic coven

Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2025 01:56 PM (dCxaZ)

Repost:

There is a theme here. These DEI and other leftist hires are not hired for competence. They are hired because they will follow orders and do just about anything, regardless of morality or other societal restraint.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 12:56 PM (i24o9)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:59 PM (i24o9)

263 Have you all contemplated that, because these are charges related to her motivations, that opens discovery to include what would have been privileged?

So, they are going to get internal emails discussing litigation strategy.
Texts.
Phone logs.

I guarantee there is going to be Marc Elias all mixed up in there.

This is a lot bigger than going after a piddling ass loud mouth NY AG--this is an operation aimed at the heart of the Democrat Party's lawfare.
And none of them can say shit publicly in defense of her or out themselves as conspirators.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 01:59 PM (IIsq3)

264 When are they going to play the racist prosecution card?
==
When dongs start raining down on wnba games.

Posted by: It's telling at August 08, 2025 02:00 PM (1y5L5)

265 I never new CBD's dildo was green.
___

I assumed the green one belongs to Miss Piggy.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (Dv3i1)

Spice things up, it does.

Posted by: Yoda at August 08, 2025 02:00 PM (h3cuf)

266 Also, hat tip to the character Dante in Shale Hill Secrets for using the term 'hetero-bro'. I tried to answer as he would have. (developer for that AVN is Lovejoint and is still available on Steam.)

Posted by: Nelly at August 08, 2025 02:00 PM (cHLus)

267 New sport, dildo ball.
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (57noz)

If you can dodge a dong, you can dodge a ball.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 08, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 08, 2025 01:46 PM (v4ljX)

I question the wisdom of creating a guild of women skilled in the art of wang-avoidance.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Have you actually seen a clip of one on the floor of a game? Stadium full of lesbians actively recoiling from a dong. W. T. F? Are you recoiling because of the dong, or because it doesn't have straps?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 02:00 PM (rqka2)

268 Real prediction?

Western Ukraine empties out from emigration and suicide. Russians populate what's left. Ukraine becomes part of Russia again within ten-twenty years. Nobody will give a shit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 02:01 PM (pERWT)

269 From the Bee:

Female MLB Umpire Ejects Player For Something He Did In Her Dream Last Night

"You're out of here!" Stacy Rance said, remembering how the center fielder had flirted with her best friend in the dream she had last night. "Unsportsmanlike conduct!"
Though it's highly irregular for a player to be thrown out who had no part in the current play, it happened Wednesday evening when, while serving at second base, she suddenly turned around and tossed the center fielder from the game. Though the player protested incredulously, she stood her ground. "You know what you did!" she called.
The incident led to a heated argument with the player's manager, who reportedly tried to excuse his player's behavior by pointing out how he was nowhere near the action. "What could he have possibly done from all the way out there?" he asked. But Rance demonstrated how she wasn't afraid of being bullied by men. "If you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you," she shouted in reply.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 02:01 PM (rqka2)

270 Buttberg got his stuff kicked in, I think

@ProfMJCleveland
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: HUGE Trump Win on Boasberg contempt case!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (mlg/3)

Yeah, really awesome news day.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 02:01 PM (i24o9)

271 right, Armenian and Azeri presidents are in town

Posted by: runner at August 08, 2025 02:01 PM (g47mK)

272 I will continue my 47 year boycott of Ben and Jerry.

Posted by: Bluebell Barry at August 08, 2025 02:02 PM (G5+As)

273 It's not easy, being green

Posted by: Lonely Dildo tossed onto WNBA Court at August 08, 2025 02:04 PM (Dv3i1)

274 You know what else is going to come out of these subpoenas?

Lots and lots of ex parte communication by James' office with judges and court staff.

It ain't just James that going to get rolled up here.
Some NY judges are going .

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 02:04 PM (IIsq3)

275 Dildos
People who toss dildos
Are the luckiest people in the world

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 02:05 PM (L/fGl)

276 Old and busted: truce would let Russia keep the Ukraine land they have

New hotness: truce would let Russia keep the Ukraine land they have
Posted by: Chuck Martel
......

Ukraine will be lucky to get out of this with Chernobyl.

Posted by: wth at August 08, 2025 02:05 PM (UjdFS)

277 Wonder if they'll start melting down all the statues that look like Tish. Probably make several small warships from the iron / steel

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 02:06 PM (eadC4)

278 It's not easy, being green

Posted by: Lonely Dildo tossed onto WNBA Court at August 08, 2025 02:04 PM (Dv3i1)

One is the loneliest number . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 02:06 PM (i24o9)

279 "If someone is the subject, the target of a grand jury investigation that is not a good thing."

********

This may rate as the most insightful legal comment of the year.

Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:06 PM (I0N4X)

280 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 01:59 PM (i24o9)

You don't think Affirmative Action was actually just a way to get reliable leftards to ascend the hierarchy of agencies, governments and corporations, to the point where most organizations eventually submit and/or adhere to communist ideals, do you???

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 02:06 PM (I7DM/)

281 273 It's not easy, being green
Posted by: Lonely Dildo tossed onto WNBA Court at August 08, 2025 02:04 PM (Dv3i1)

Not funny

Posted by: The Incredible Hulk at August 08, 2025 02:06 PM (0CU3H)

282 The incident led to a heated argument with the player's manager, who reportedly tried to excuse his player's behavior by pointing out how he was nowhere near the action. "What could he have possibly done from all the way out there?" he asked. But Rance demonstrated how she wasn't afraid of being bullied by men. "If you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you," she shouted in reply.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2025 02:01 PM (rqka2)

Stop it, you're triggering my PTSD.

Posted by: It's like they've watched my life at August 08, 2025 02:07 PM (KOE6H)

283 New Yorkers saw that ad and liked it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 02:07 PM (eNLGh)

284 Ukraine, believe it or not,has some lovely beaches. I saw a live tour of the beach near Odessa just the other day. Normally chock full of people, but only about 20% full now. Hundreds of chaise lounges near hotels and restaurants empty. Only men to be seen were over sixty. And it was a beautiful day.

Posted by: UV Index 10 at August 08, 2025 02:07 PM (G5+As)

285 I miss the Fani Willis updates. Also has anyone noticed a strange relationship between ATL politicians and ass-associated names?

Keisha Lance Bottoms
Fani Willis

Just two, but they're great examples.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 08, 2025 02:07 PM (cduTK)

286 I assume James is your basic DEI hire and was t smart enough to cover her tracks. In fact she probably left a bread loaves trail.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 02:08 PM (VofaG)

287 Have you all contemplated that, because these are charges related to her motivations, that opens discovery to include what would have been privileged?

So, they are going to get internal emails discussing litigation strategy.
Texts.
Phone logs.

I guarantee there is going to be Marc Elias all mixed up in there.

This is a lot bigger than going after a piddling ass loud mouth NY AG--this is an operation aimed at the heart of the Democrat Party's lawfare.
And none of them can say shit publicly in defense of her or out themselves as conspirators.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

I would imagine it is far worse than that. I expect coordination meetings with the white house.

Posted by: Thomans Paine at August 08, 2025 02:08 PM (Vfq+S)

288 284 Ukraine, believe it or not,has some lovely beaches. I saw a live tour of the beach near Odessa just the other day. Normally chock full of people, but only about 20% full now. Hundreds of chaise lounges near hotels and restaurants empty. Only men to be seen were over sixty. And it was a beautiful day.
Posted by: UV Index 10

Over 60? I think those were US Senators.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 08, 2025 02:08 PM (Dv3i1)

289 assume James is your basic DEI hire and was smart enough to cover her tracks.
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With what, a baseball tarp???

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 02:09 PM (I7DM/)

290 It's 8/8 -- Happy Heil TrumpHitler Day, H8Rs!

* Makes "O-Tay" Hand Gesture *

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2025 02:09 PM (Yw8Ag)

291 Oh and Alvin Bragg?

The bell tolls for thee.

Because, once they get the emails of you and Tish talking about how to prosecute Trump, that's conspiracy.

And the venue is N.D.N.Y..

Not NYC.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 02:09 PM (IIsq3)

292 When a man becomes preeminent, he is expected to have enthusiasms ... enthusiasms ..

Posted by: Donald J. Trump at August 08, 2025 02:10 PM (jc0TO)

293 I never want to hear another New Yorker complain about corrupt law enforcement again. They clearly approve of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 02:11 PM (eNLGh)

294 284 Ukraine, believe it or not,has some lovely beaches. I saw a live tour of the beach near Odessa just the other day. Normally chock full of people, but only about 20% full now. Hundreds of chaise lounges near hotels and restaurants empty. Only men to be seen were over sixty. And it was a beautiful day.
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I know the area. Its for wealthy people. Its nice. My guess is that the wealthy folks are laying low. This also dampens the hooker trade, too.

Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 02:11 PM (W3T6M)

295 My guess as to the outcome of the Ukraine-Russia war? Russia will be a little bigger, with an easily defended Black Sea port at Sebastopol, and Ukrainian will be smaller, and may retain access to the Black Sea in Odesa and other ports.

https://is.gd/3lSiym

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:11 PM (2FwlN)

296 Western Ukraine empties out from emigration and suicide. Russians populate what's left. Ukraine becomes part of Russia again within ten-twenty years. Nobody will give a shit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 02:01 PM (pERWT)

If we are doing predictions, the main thing is to not just stop shooting, it is to get something in place to do something useful.
I am predicting a "Mittel-Europa" trade confederacy stretching from the Baltic to the Black Sea or possibly the Med with both US and Russian support to both insulate Russia from NATO, and give the eastern European states a way to trade internationally without being forced to deal with the EU.

OK. It is also more of a hope than a prediction, but it would cut the nads off of the EU as they search for more states to engulf economically.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:11 PM (rbvCR)

297 This also dampens the hooker trade, too.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 02:11 PM (W3T6M)

Eew

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 02:12 PM (I7DM/)

298 Whats-A Matta- U
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 01:56 PM (VPPG

What's-a matter you? Hey! Gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad?
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah shadd

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 08, 2025 02:12 PM (2J/Lj)

299 Ukrainian-> Ukraine

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:12 PM (2FwlN)

300 You don't think Affirmative Action was actually just a way to get reliable leftards to ascend the hierarchy of agencies, governments and corporations, to the point where most organizations eventually submit and/or adhere to communist ideals, do you???

Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 02:06 PM (I7DM/)

Not initially. But as AA transformed to DEI for DEI's sake (a pretext) - last ten years or so - almost certainly so.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 08, 2025 02:13 PM (i24o9)

301 293 I never want to hear another New Yorker complain about corrupt law enforcement again. They clearly approve of it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2025 02:11 PM (eNLGh)

So... uh. *shuffles*
How 'bout them SOX.

Posted by: Massachusetts at August 08, 2025 02:13 PM (sDWtc)

302 Does it seem that things are beginning to pile up on the Dems? A lot of different fronts, target rich environment and the Dems /propagandists look like deer in the headlights

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 02:13 PM (eadC4)

303 I saw one of the dildo tossers was charged with...wait for it... indecent exposure.

I guess that falls under the "reasonable facsimile" clause.

Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:13 PM (I0N4X)

304 assume James is your basic DEI hire and was smart enough to cover her tracks.
--------

With what, a baseball tarp???
Posted by: ... at August 08, 2025 02:09 PM (I7DM/)

Wasn't . Autocorrect changed it to was t. How the hell does that correct anything?

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 02:14 PM (VofaG)

305 I saw one of the dildo tossers was charged with...wait for it... indecent exposure.

I guess that falls under the "reasonable facsimile" clause.
Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:13 PM (I0N4X)

What a dick move

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2025 02:14 PM (NtVYv)

306 I guess that falls under the "reasonable facsimile" clause.
Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:13 PM (I0N4X)

The Founders clearly intended that clause only for mimeoraphed buttcheeks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 02:14 PM (pERWT)

307 Does it seem that things are beginning to pile up on the Dems? A lot of different fronts, target rich environment and the Dems /propagandists look like deer in the headlights
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 02:13 PM (eadC4)

This is what it looks like when a republican administration decides to not follow the GW Bush playbook.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:15 PM (rbvCR)

308 assume James is your basic DEI hire and was smart enough to cover her tracks.
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Yup.
These are not skilled criminals who worked their way up, with some scuffs and heat along the way to hone their criminality.

They are nepo babies, handed the job, without ever facing adversity or conflict their entire career.
They literally do not know how to hide their crimes because there has always been a cocoon of thugs to surround them and cover for them.
All of the concealment just happened around them and they had no clue it was going on.
Until now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 02:15 PM (IIsq3)

309 281 273 It's not easy, being green
Posted by:

Lonely Dildo tossed onto WNBA Court at August 08, 2025 02:04 PM (Dv3i1)

Not funny

Posted by: The Incredible Hulk at August 08, 2025 02:06 PM (0CU3H)

Checking in, the first comments I saw. I can go have lunch now.

Posted by: Just a guy with an axe to grind at August 08, 2025 02:17 PM (i/49r)

310 I saw one of the dildo tossers was charged with...wait for it... indecent exposure.

I guess that falls under the "reasonable facsimile" clause.
Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:13 PM (I0N4X)

what, not "littering"? Not "failure to appropriately dispose of toxic materials"?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:17 PM (rbvCR)

311 Now don’t go comparing Trump to Al Capone. That was a killing of one of his own lieutenants, “pour encourager les autres”. (Man, does autocucumber hate French!). This is simply seeing justice, at long last, being done!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:17 PM (2FwlN)

312 This is what it looks like when a republican administration decides to not follow the GW Bush playbook.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:15 PM (rbvCR)

There's the boogeyman again .

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 02:18 PM (VofaG)

313 Trumps DOJ started with a legit premise to investigate Tish James. The mortgage fraud opened the door all James transgressions.
Just like when the cop says 'I pulled you over because you have a tail light out' then finds ten K's of coke and 4 AK's with hostages in the trunk. boom it all becomes relevant.

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 02:18 PM (VPPG8)

314 There's the boogeyman again .
Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2025 02:18 PM (VofaG)

W wasn't the boogeyman. He was merely spooky

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:18 PM (rbvCR)

315 This is what it looks like when a republican administration decides to not follow the GW Bush playbook.
---
I am a "compassionate conservative."

My compassion extends only to the Democrats.
My conservativism will have to wait until next year, promise. After we pass this bill that give the Democrats what they want.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2025 02:18 PM (IIsq3)

316 "running for office to get Trump"

---

That's the new democrat party platform

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 08, 2025 02:19 PM (8P/xB)

317
Having lunch at Fish City Grill in Pearland. There are six (6) guys dining who are wearing hats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 02:19 PM (OkHa0)

318 I HAD RECEIPTS FOR THOSE AK!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:19 PM (rbvCR)

319 I tossed a dildo into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
For, so swiftly it flew, the sight
Could not follow it in its flight.

Long, long afterward, out on the court
I found the dildo, alas, it's mort
And the true tale, from beginning to end,
Is rubber dildos don't break, they only bend

/Henry Wadsworth's "Long" Fellow

Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:19 PM (I0N4X)

320 James is a Democrat political lifer. Climbed through the ranks of NYC council, then to NYS assembly. Always involved in diversity. She is good cat that stuff , not so much otherwise

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 08, 2025 02:20 PM (eadC4)

321 I am predicting a "Mittel-Europa" trade confederacy stretching from the Baltic to the Black Sea or possibly the Med with both US and Russian support to both insulate Russia from NATO, and give the eastern European states a way to trade internationally without being forced to deal with the EU.
Posted by: Kindltot

Wasn't that the Visegrad or something?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 02:20 PM (mlg/3)

322 Having lunch at Fish City Grill in Pearland. There are six (6) guys dining who are wearing hats.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 02:19 PM (OkHa0)

You know, I am fairly deficient on manners and good breeding, but it pisses me off when men sit at a table to eat without taking off their hats.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:20 PM (rbvCR)

323 They use tarps at baseball games in open stadiums. They cover the mound, and so forth, so the grounds don’t get too soaked during heavy rains, so they can resume play promptly when the rains let up.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:20 PM (2FwlN)

324 /Henry Wadsworth's "Long" Fellow
Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:19 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: toby928 at August 08, 2025 02:21 PM (jc0TO)

325 If it's in NY she'll never be convicted

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 02:21 PM (VE6XX)

326 Tom Brady's team will "kickoff" the new "football" season in a few minutes on Paramount+.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 08, 2025 02:22 PM (2ap+5)

327 You are unreal Muldoon.

Posted by: Reforger at August 08, 2025 02:22 PM (h5TUr)

328
What this country needs right now is a reprise, a curtain call, if you will, of Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 08, 2025 02:23 PM (Tv15w)

329 297 This also dampens the hooker trade, too.
Posted by: pudinhead at August 08, 2025 02:11 PM (W3T6M)

Eew
Posted by: ...

Many pithy, funny comments today, but this one made me LOL the mostest.

Posted by: Comedy Is King at August 08, 2025 02:23 PM (G5+As)

330 "Big Tish," we will "throw your fat ass in prison."
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She is a big girl. Wonder how she and big Mike get along?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 08, 2025 02:24 PM (I1XLT)

331 Hi guys,

We have the undocking from the ISS in about 3hrs depending on the weather again.

Spacex/NASA - SpaceX Crew-10 - Undocking
International Space Station ISS - Space Affairs Live
Undocking: 06:05 p.m. EDT (2205 UTC, August 9, 00:05 CEST)

https://youtu.be/0kVd-dVBD28

Posted by: Joyenz at August 08, 2025 02:24 PM (sPQoU)

332 Having lunch at Fish City Grill in Pearland. There are six (6) guys dining who are wearing hats.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Any pious women wearing veils?

Posted by: Ecclesiastically Challenged at August 08, 2025 02:25 PM (G5+As)

333 There are six (6) guys dining who are wearing hats. Construction workers?

Posted by: doug at August 08, 2025 02:25 PM (Hy+R4)

334 Wasn't that the Visegrad or something?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2025 02:20 PM (mlg/3)

part of it.
Mitteleuropa was a trade confederacy dream, pre German Empire, to allow the Non Russian Eastern Europe countries have access to the Baltic and the Med to avoid the western European empires. It was a side-shoot on the German nationalist vision, and hoped to rope in the Austrians, as well as all the other small countries.
an economic and political group would have been a boon if they could have told the western powers and Russia to go piss up a rope and make it stick.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:25 PM (rbvCR)

335 The four years under “Biden,” or whoever was in charge was an open, in your face, tyranny. These moves are a mild, temperate response to restore a republican form of government.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:25 PM (2FwlN)

336 If it's in NY she'll never be convicted
Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2025 02:21 PM (VE6XX)
_______

Upstate NY? She might be. I personally doubt it will ever get that far. This seems like theater to me: make a big show how the DOJ is going after all the worms that MAGA hates, but in the end do nothing of any substance.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

337 What's this is hear about a grand jury and a ham sandwich? I'll come down there if there's free ham sandwich.

Posted by: Leticia James at August 08, 2025 02:25 PM (7CamO)

338
Any pious women wearing veils?
Posted by: Ecclesiastically Challenged at August 08, 2025 02:25 PM (G5+As)

_________

*sends EC to remedial Catechism class*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 02:26 PM (OkHa0)

339 I saw A Cocoon of Thugs open for Iron Butterfly at the Audubon Theater in '78.

I bought a souvenir laeva lamp at the gift shop.

Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:26 PM (I0N4X)

340 She is a big girl. Wonder how she and big Mike get along?

Posted by: Braenyard - some

Since Big Mike is a man, one presumes they would get along okay.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 08, 2025 02:26 PM (2J/Lj)

341 279 "If someone is the subject, the target of a grand jury investigation that is not a good thing."

********

This may rate as the most insightful legal comment of the year.
Posted by: muldoon at August 08, 2025 02:06 PM (I0N4X)

------------

*puffs pipe thoughtfully*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2025 02:27 PM (/HI9S)

342 There's three swallowtail caterpillars fixing to cocoon up on my parsley right now.

I've named them Larry, Moe, and Curly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 02:27 PM (pERWT)

343 She wanted to bone up on my Longfellow.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 02:28 PM (iwQZn)

344 Larva Lamp? Was it the imago of the band?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:28 PM (rbvCR)

345 Commenting after the game in which the sixth and seventh (this one "apparently purple") dildoes were delivered kinetically, Chicago Sky center Elizabeth Williams said “I thought it was dumb before, and I still think it’s dumb. It says something to me that it happened at a women’s sporting event. To me, that’s intentional, even if they don’t think it is.”

With that intellect, she mos def has a place in Congress whenever she hangs up her jock.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2025 02:28 PM (0sNs1)

346 Save this link for your next Excedrin headache. Anthology of Dutch Electronic Tape Music 1955-1966:
youtube.com/watch?v=Dvopz_J9t8k

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 02:29 PM (0I+GC)

347 nood

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at August 08, 2025 02:29 PM (0I+GC)

348 She wanted to bone up on my Longfellow.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 08, 2025 02:28 PM (iwQZn)

"What? That's what the poetry book store is called. Pound Town. Do you want to go or not?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2025 02:29 PM (pERWT)

349 Has there ever been a successful prosecution of "deprivation of rights under color of law" (which I suspect is what this is)?

Yep, every Section 1983 action is basically that. That's what the feds used to get the Rodney King cops, etc. etc.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (sFNX2)

350 Having lunch at Fish City Grill in Pearland. There are six (6) guys dining who are wearing hats.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2025 02:19 PM (OkHa0)
---
This sounds like the start of a logic puzzle where we have to figure out who was wearing which hat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (IBQGV)

351 Trumps DOJ started with a legit premise to investigate Tish James. The mortgage fraud opened the door all James transgressions.
Just like when the cop says 'I pulled you over because you have a tail light out' then finds ten K's of coke and 4 AK's with hostages in the trunk. boom it all becomes relevant.
Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 08, 2025 02:18 PM (VPPG

_____

"Wasn't me"

-- Driver

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

352 *sends EC to remedial Catechism class*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Thanks, but I can still recite Luther's Small Catechism by heart.

Posted by: Ecclesiastically Challenged. at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (G5+As)

353 If it was thrown at a tennis match, there was a chance of a return volley

if it was at a soccer match no one would pay attention unless it was red or yellow

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (rbvCR)

354 You know, I am fairly deficient on manners and good breeding, but it pisses me off when men sit at a table to eat without taking off their hats.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2025 02:20 PM (rbvCR)

"Take your hat off at the table!"

"Sit up starlight at the table.'

"Tell your friends a not to call at dinner time."

Posted by: My Mother at August 08, 2025 02:31 PM (i/49r)

355 Has there ever been a successful prosecution of "deprivation of rights under color of law" (which I suspect is what this is)?

Yep, every Section 1983 action is basically that. That's what the feds used to get the Rodney King cops, etc. etc.
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 08, 2025 02:30 PM (sFNX2)
______

Correct, but there's a pretty quick trigger on the statute of limitations for 1983 claims. They use the SoL for the state's personal injury claims. In NY, that's generally three years.

Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 08, 2025 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

356 "Take your hat off at the table!"

"Sit up starlight at the table.'

"Tell your friends a not to call at dinner time."
Posted by: My Mother

Eat your lima beans. Don't you know children are starving in Korea?

Posted by: Chrome Dinette Mom at August 08, 2025 02:34 PM (G5+As)

357 Sit up starlight at the table?

Was “Starlight” her pet name for you?

Anyway: nood - Boasberg rebuked.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 08, 2025 02:34 PM (2FwlN)

358 "Take your hat off at the table!"

"Sit up starlight at the table.'

"Tell your friends a not to call at dinner time."
Posted by: My Mother

Eat your lima beans. Don't you know children are starving in Korea?

Don't drive on the railroad tracks!

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 08, 2025 02:35 PM (sFNX2)

359 Correct, but there's a pretty quick trigger on the statute of limitations for 1983 claims. They use the SoL for the state's personal injury claims. In NY, that's generally three years.

Not sure if it's a federal crime, but one could also claim malicious prosecution or abuse of process. Since James (and for certain Fani) coordinated with the Biden autopen, RICO might also come into play. Wire fraud since Act Blue and Sorsos bucks were probably involved.

Hey, we warned them about the new rules.

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 08, 2025 02:38 PM (sFNX2)

360
Speaking of ice cream, by the way, Ben or Jerry or Ben and Jerry placed pathetic looking child dolls in Disneyland on August 6 with signs telling people to remember Hiroshima.

https://is.gd/LrLzet

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 08, 2025 01:55 PM (L/fGl)

Remember Nanking

Getting nuked is what Imperial Japan fucking deserved for that horror show. They killed at least 3 times as many as we nuked, and did it all by hand, rather than relying on technology. And they did shit that would make an SS Treblinka guard puke up his sausage and black bread in disgust.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2025 02:58 PM (y9nCu)

361 I would like her to go to prison for her persecution of VDARE.

Posted by: PTSD giver at August 08, 2025 08:28 PM (KBds0)

362 "When you shoot at the king, you'd better kill him."

-- Sun Tzu's Big Red Book of Pithy Aphorisms, Large Print Edition

Er, uh...Machiavelli "The Prince"
Pedantic cap off.

Posted by: waepnedmann at August 08, 2025 08:48 PM (5UJkg)

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