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The Census Bureau Admits It Overcounted Democrat States and Delivered Them Five Extra Congressional Seats.
Trump Demands They Fix Their Error, Now.
Actually, until 2032, because the 2030 census's numbers won't be used for reapportionment of congressional seats until the following election in 2032.
Trump also wants illegal aliens excluded from the count, which is a heavier lift.
The Census Bureau should not even be using "statistical sampling" to guess at the population of states. The Constitution calls for, and I quote, "an actual Enumeration" in the census -- an actual physical counting. It does not permit "statistical sampling," which, whoopsie!, always gets things wrong in favor of the Democrat Party.
"I have instructed our Department of Commerce to immediately begin work on a new and highly accurate CENSUS based on modern day facts and figures and, importantly, using the results and information gained from the Presidential Election of 2024," Trump announced in a post on Truth Social. "People who are in our Country illegally WILL NOT BE COUNTED IN THE CENSUS. Thank you for your attention to this matter!" ... The 2020 Census, overseen by the Biden administration and its Deep State allies, was an unmitigated disaster -- and the fallout is still being felt. Even the Census Bureau itself -- hardly a bastion of conservative thought -- admitted that its 2020 Census was incorrect in at least 14 states. According to the Bureau's own Post-Enumeration Survey (PES), eight states were overcounted while six were undercounted. But here's where it gets truly absurd: The Census Bureau claims it can't identify which groups were miscounted or where the errors occurred, citing "sample sizes within most states do not support such estimates." Translation? They know it was wrong, but they can't -- or won't -- say how or where.
Whoops! Whoopsie!
This isn't just bureaucratic bungling; it's a dereliction of duty. And it's exactly why President Trump is right to call for a new, citizen-focused census. If the federal government can't even tell us who they miscounted or where, how can anyone trust the results? These weren't random clerical errors, either. They were systemic failures that just so happened to benefit Democrats. Florida was robbed of not one, but two congressional seats. Texas lost out on another. Meanwhile, blue states like Minnesota and Rhode Island held onto seats they should have lost -- and Colorado was gifted a seat it was never entitled to. The fix was in.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: 80's music fan at August 07, 2025 01:15 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 07, 2025 01:16 PM (YlWIZ)
pbho moved them from Commerce directly under the White House. Deliberately.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 07, 2025 01:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 01:16 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 07, 2025 01:16 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (fz7Mb)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (3RLOR)
Posted by: davidt at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 07, 2025 01:18 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2025 01:18 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 01:18 PM (C5dlJ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2025 01:18 PM (xTIDn)
The shrieks of anguish from the testosterone lacking lackies of the left is music to my ears.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 01:18 PM (tT6L1)
Which is illegal. The registering part. The Democrat part should be too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2025 01:18 PM (Q4IgG)
No guessing at the number of illegals. They have to be counted.
And each census worker on this detail will have an ICE agent assigned with him. If someone identifies as an illegal you immediately deport.
After a few cases of this illegals will not allow themselves to be counted.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:18 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Robert Mueller at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (3RLOR)
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Well, you remain the number one gun blogger on AoS.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (wVcYX)
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I dig it. I have a question, though.
What are the legal technicalities involved in that demand? *Can* apportionment be recast under the rules, or is it set in stone - errors and all - no matter what unless the rules are changed?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (6bTRc)
The Left is balls deep in defending the Bureau of Labor Statistics revising previous jobs numbers by ridiculous amounts, so they shouldn't mind the Census bureau doing the same, right? It's science, or something.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (JCZqz)
If Trump were to get a recount, and an actual count, not a statistical sampling, we might see blue state voters refuse to participate, giving them even fewer House seats
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (ULPxl)
Whoa, whoa, whoa... it's not like I'm a blue-eyed blonde with big tits, the initials SS, AND a German Shephard. I'm just someone with a functional memory.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (z5QST)
Must be nice to then accuse others of it.
Nazis
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (tT6L1)
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Well that's good to know!
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (3RLOR)
NO MERCY. Stake the Democrap party right through the fucking face.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (iFTx/)
You don't want to know how many, and which, violations and criminal acts were deemed acceptable. Nor do you want to know how many were not American citizens.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: pudinhead at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (W3T6M)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (ajCaF)
The libtards will have a poofling shitfit if anyone even ATTEMPTS to recount or change the methods.
I mean, Texas is gerrymandering mid census decade, which isn't the first time it's been done, but they're calling for a f*cking constitutional convention because of it, nearly.
F*CK cancer AND the left. They both should die a horrible, miserable death for destroying society.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Me personally, I don't fill them out given my wariness of providing personal info to an agency that likely doesn't guard it very well.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:21 PM (fz7Mb)
INDYCAR, Pato O'Ward respond to ICE-related 'Speedway Slammer' nickname for Miami Correctional Facility
https://t.ly/TTMFr
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2025 01:21 PM (63Dwl)
And it’s almost certain ACB will fuck Trump because she’s a leftist piece of shit and it’s what she does.
So it ain’t happening.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 01:21 PM (AiNp4)
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There is another possible interpretation, Ace.
They could have applied statistical analysis to the *results* of the census and thus determined a high probability of error in the census, as opposed to using statistical analysis to *perform* the census. It's a tad ambiguous as written, and it could mean something other than your take on it.
Not that it matters. It's still a lie. They have the raw data, or they don't. Maybe Trump should instruct the DoJ to appoint a special prosecutor to look into the 2020 census and examine its records and paper trail.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:22 PM (6bTRc)
Those fuckers
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at August 07, 2025 01:22 PM (61TgR)
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (3RLOR
Well said. Good example of trustworthiness.
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 07, 2025 01:22 PM (YlWIZ)
And I am guessing this will be the first census that people will willingly participate in
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 01:22 PM (rbvCR)
Since I live in a blue area I don't send my forms back until way after they are due.
I suspect they do the sampling thing to count me, but if I can reduce the number of blue states residents...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:22 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM (ULPxl)
Whoa, whoa, whoa... it's not like I'm a blue-eyed blonde with big tits, the initials SS, AND a German Shephard. I'm just someone with a functional memory.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (ExV1e)
Ilsa, is that you?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:22 PM (wVcYX)
Can't say I've ever bought a beer because a hot woman was drinking it in an ad...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:15 PM (t0Rmr)
Can't honestly say you didn't either, I suppose.
A lot of mental hooks in advertising is in your subconscious. You see a product as appealing with a hot babe or babes having fun, fawning over the guy using the product, and your subconscious tucks that away, even if you paid it no conscious mind.
Then you are standing in the grocery store, staring at a wall of beers, and you are drawn to a particular brand over another, you don't know why, and your conscious asks, "Why not?".
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:22 PM (i24o9)
According to his father, Radford, who is Black, had spoken about facing racism at the base and had been trying to get a transfer.
The 'they had it coming' defense strategy.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (Dv3i1)
Well, you remain the number one gun blogger on AoS.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (tT6L1)
*not mentioning he's the ONLY gun blogger on AoS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
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No it isn't.
These weren't random clerical errors, either. They were systemic failures that just so happened to benefit Democrats.
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Exactly.
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Not one of these people was "derelict" in his duties. They all performed their duties perfectly - their duties to the Party.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Jimmy at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (SXxzC)
TBH I don't think I've ever seen an ad for the brands of beer I drink.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (t0Rmr)
You don't say.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:24 PM (i24o9)
The 14th Amendment requires the "whole number of persons in each state" to be included in a key set of census numbers used to determine how presidents and members of Congress are elected.
https://is.gd/3OyxFI
Just remember when the Dems start screeching about "whole number of persons", we can counter with "actual enumeration". The 14th A says nothing about "whole-person census imputation".
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2025 01:24 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (t0Rmr)
The beer is the MacGuffin.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:24 PM (i24o9)
Why?
Heavier legally?
Or heavier politically?
Posted by: EFG at August 07, 2025 01:24 PM (BJg+D)
That said, with all the tech in the world this counting should be easy for the smart people. State tax returns, Fed returns with dependents, addresses matched to zoning, social security numbers, bank accounts, etc. Throw them all into a big doge AI blender and spit out the stupid list of number of people.
As a funny aside, you could also do the Nativity approach, everybody show up to a county registrar if you want to be counted. You have 30 days, bring your paperwork.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (rvwwT)
I don't know how much good it will do, but it ruins dreams of impeachment for the final two years if nothing else.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (7HoOO)
Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (tubbA)
precisely, who is a person to be counted, and who is a person to be excluded
*in order to sound posh, I put the emphasis on the 2nd syllable, like the Englishmen do
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (AOsQT)
Remember if Trump says America first that is a dog whistle for NAZIism, but Biden saying he had a vote fraud organization is just means he misspoke
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 01:19 PM (tT6L1)
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Well that's good to know!
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM
I'm here to help keep him humble.
Posted by: The Fourth Shot at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (AiNp4)
Where do I sign up?
Posted by: Count von Count at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (3RJrh)
Cause that's what Augustus would do.
Posted by: Accomacis Augustus at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (JY+81)
Posted by: The person who always says that at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (mKOAe)
TBH I don't think I've ever seen an ad for the brands of beer I drink.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (t0Rmr)
I drink Yuengling. I see their ads on occasion. I've drank enough to consider some of the ads paid for directly by me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lois Lerner at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (XeU6L)
******
Never mind. I think this explains it.
Posted by: EFG at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (BJg+D)
According to his father, Radford, who is Black, had spoken about facing racism at the base and had been trying to get a transfer.
The 'they had it coming' defense strategy.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (Dv3i1)
Racism, in the Army? I am shocked.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:26 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:26 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 01:26 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 01:26 PM (NnONT)
Sounds disgusting.
Do they actually show Donna's Pickle? Uh, because, uh, I just need to know things you know.
Posted by: David French at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (t0Rmr)
Lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Posted by: Gref at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (r/xMY)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (h/ffs)
Sounds disgusting.
Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 01:26 PM (3ek7K)
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Tell us more!
Posted by: Chopped Grocery Games at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 01:26 PM (NnONT)
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If they had *actually* been running the census, the errors would have gone more than one direction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (6bTRc)
As a funny aside, you could also do the Nativity approach, everybody show up to a county registrar if you want to be counted. You have 30 days, bring your paperwork.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (rvwwT)
I wonder if voter registration numbers can be used.
I also wonder that if a state plays games with those numbers, it could turn into a Federal problem.
I lastly wonder if my day drinking is a problem.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (fz7Mb)
NO MERCY. Stake the Democrap party right through the fucking face.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (iFTx/)
All of this.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (i24o9)
Some people may have done some things.
Mistakes may have been made.
If there were, it was in the exuberance of the moment.
Old news.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Time to move on.
Posted by: The Census Bureau at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM (0sNs1)
According to his father, Radford, who is Black, had spoken about facing racism at the base and had been trying to get a transfer.
The 'they had it coming' defense strategy.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (Dv3i1)
The 'racism' being his superiors expecting him to follow orders and do as commanded by working where required.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)
They twist our founding documents to mean things they don’t mean, and pull shit out of their ass to include things never mentioned, much less intended.
Count ‘em if you want. They are not included for apportionments. You get to pay for ‘em out of your own pocket. Importing a new electorate of aliens is treason in a democracy. No way around that. Glad to see a chief executive willing to point out the obvious, I guess. This should have happened 45 years ago.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 01:28 PM (1CMCA)
Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 01:28 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Big Mike's pickle at August 07, 2025 01:28 PM (mKOAe)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2025 01:28 PM (Wnv9h)
Bud: Never going to buy it specifically because of your ads
Coors: ZZZZ but your beer tastes like piss
Sam Adams: ZZZZ but your beer is, to borrow a phrase from the yutes, "mid"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:29 PM (t0Rmr)
I dinna drink beer so I can say with certainty that no ad captures my brand.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2025 01:29 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2025 01:29 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 01:30 PM (AiNp4)
Quornelius Radford, a US army sergeant, has been accused of shooting five fellow soldiers at Fort Stewart in Georgia, one of the country’s largest military bases, on Wednesday. The army is investigating the shooting. According to his father, Radford, who is Black, had spoken about facing racism at the base and had been trying to get a transfer.
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He needed T.P. for his bunghole.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2025 01:30 PM (ufCEJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2025 01:27 PM
Fund raising IS down since I left the DNC, and USAID funding was cut, but mostly USAID funding being cut.
Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at August 07, 2025 01:30 PM (0sNs1)
There's a reason ugly fatasses didn't get ad work until DEI took over.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 01:30 PM (z5QST)
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 07, 2025 01:30 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at August 07, 2025 01:30 PM (36PRH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:30 PM (wVcYX)
Pretty sure they'll have to be counted by hand now
Posted by: Obligatory at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Dept. of Redundancy at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Calamari & Scrambled Eggs at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (SXxzC)
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (t0Rmr)
Abbott: "Mid term redistricting work for you?"
President Trump: "Perfect. Let's see what happens!"
Abbott: "On it."
President Trump: "Wow, you seem to have struck the Texas Tea of politics!"
Abbott: "Glad I could help."
President Trump: "Okay, let's see about the census and redistricting nation wide!"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)
I was once accused of racism in the Navy for refusing to sign off a qualification check for a guy who knew nothing about that subsystem.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (ExV1e)
Sounds disgusting.
Posted by: fourseasons at August 07, 2025 01:26 PM (3ek7K)
My wife drinks a pickle beer made by Martin House. I don't know what's wrong with her either.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (z5QST)
Posted by: Accomacis Augustus at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (JY+81)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (+O1VQ)
Posted by: Jasmine Crocketts' Eye Lashes at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (5hfjS)
Fitting the lifestyle pretty well so far.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (fz7Mb)
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Great News, Dad! His transfer is guaranteed, now. Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (EbGPh)
Me personally, I don't fill them out given my wariness of providing personal info to an agency that likely doesn't guard it very well.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:21 PM (fz7Mb)
*******
Fuck all that census bullshit. You start filling out censuses, you know what happens?
You get jury notices, traffic tickets, old ass warrants that just pop up out of nowhere.
Posted by: EFG (Leon Black is my brother from a different mother) at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (BJg+D)
Sigh.
Every worthy organization, if it lasts long enough, eventually becomes a left-wing organization.
The latest example is FIRE (The Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression), which for years fought the good fight against campus speech codes, and other campus-related restrictions on speech.
Guess what their two big issues are now?
First:
Arguing that foreigners here on student visas, other visas, and green cards have a Constitutional free-speech right to support terrorist organizations, and that the US government can't deport them or take other actions in response to their support of terrorist organizations.
In the view of FIRE, if you can't deport US citizens for supporting Hamas, Hezbollah, or ISIS, then you can't deport someone here on a student visa for supporting Hamas, Hezbollah, or ISIS.
Madness.
Their other Big Issue is defending Harvard and other antisemitic institutions, arguing that the Trump Administration can't cut off funding to them, just because they are Jew-hating cesspools.
Harvard has "free speech" rights, you see.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (xTIDn)
I wonder how he got to be a sergeant (no I don't).
Posted by: Paco at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (SXxzC)
I will, however, consider supporting them for having the balls to release the ad, then stand behind it when receiving leftist lunacy kickback.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
They twist our founding documents to mean things they don’t mean, and pull shit out of their ass to include things never mentioned, much less intended."
It worked its way in because the Constitution said the Census should be of all "Persons' not all citizens. Of course this was worded this way because of slavery, but it never got addressed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: The Swedish Bikini Team at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2025 01:31 PM (vFG9F)
The only time getting shorted is a good thing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (ynpvh)
Probably nothing
Posted by: Accomacis Augustus at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (JY+81)
Posted by: WitchDoktor
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Nah,, it's all good
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (5hfjS)
Classic!
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (AiNp4)
https://youtu.be/mGfBEnBw01A
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:34 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 01:34 PM (AOsQT)
don't most undocumented immigrants avoid being recorded in the census?
The Census Bureau uses statistical models to estimate those who do not respond including non citizens. It can't be an exact count now because of nonresponse but the final census count comes as close as possible
considering how Trump really BLEW it for the last census... it was really one of his major fuck-ups, once you get past the way he bungled Covid.
It looks like his new strategy is to get the Commerce Dept to find all the illegal immigrants so they can report them to ICE, or scare them off so they aren't counted to hurt Blue states.
Exactly. If they aren't counted, Blue state counts go down causing less congressional seats. Besides the fact they will have more info to give to ICE. Either way they always have nefarious ulterior motives.
This Pew analysis from 2020 shows California, Texas & Florida would lose 1 seat each and Alabama, Ohio & Minnesota would gain 1 seat each if immigrants were removed.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2025 01:34 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 07, 2025 01:25 PM (7HoOO)
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Yes, it was 2020, in the throes of the Covid mania. The census was delayed twice and finally finished up in 2021.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 01:34 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:35 PM (wVcYX)
That is the great thing about Trump.
He literally does not give a fuck about leftist hissyfits.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 01:35 PM (qpyNK)
Probably nothing
Posted by: Accomacis Augustus at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (JY+81)
Sonic boom or sonic ka-boom?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:35 PM (ynpvh)
I just received my Rawlings Bobby Bonilla edition baseball glove that was repaired by the people below. It was not cheap, but they did a fantastic job, considering it required a complete tear down to replace the inner leather palm.
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Check them out if you need such a service.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:35 PM (i24o9)
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Absolutely. You have the right to scream Kill The Jews any way you wish. Loudly, softly, via printed material, online, whatever works for you.
- Harvard
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 01:36 PM (AiNp4)
That is the great thing about Trump.
He literally does not give a fuck about leftist hissyfits.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 01:35 PM (qpyNK)
He doesn't, but the fist full of RINO cuckf*cks will fubar everything he tries......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)
It's quite effective. At keeping "news" from sniffing around.
Pharma ads anyone?
Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 01:36 PM (tubbA)
According to his father, Radford, who is Black, had spoken about facing racism at the base and had been trying to get a transfer.
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So who ordered the Code Red?
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 01:36 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:36 PM (gzL+K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2025 01:33 PM (uWKK
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Yet another way Southern slave owners screwed over their posterity. Their immediate financial interests were their guiding star.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2025 01:36 PM (Ae/Cf)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at August 07, 2025 01:37 PM (mKOAe)
https://gloverepairs.com/
Check them out if you need such a service.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:35 PM (i24o9)
Located in California.
Such a shame.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 01:37 PM (sX1BW)
Harvard has "free speech" rights, you see.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (xTIDn)
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Indeed it does. And it is welcome to be as hateful as it pleases.
On it's own dime.
The Left has been using access to taxpayer money as a cudgel to push its agenda for at least a century. I have no qualms about running with the ball. They started this game, and they can play by its rules.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:37 PM (6bTRc)
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Exactly. If they aren't counted, Blue state counts go down causing less congressional seats. Besides the fact they will have more info to give to ICE. Either way they always have nefarious ulterior motives.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2025 01:34 PM (JCZqz)
How's that a bad thing? Oh, that's right, they're dems, socialists, fascists, and commies, BIRM...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:37 PM (ynpvh)
I drink Malt Liquor.
Because I'm posh.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:36 PM (gzL+K)
I don't drink Brass Monkey.
Like to be funky.
Nick name Eazy E yo 8-ball junkie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2025 01:34 PM (JCZqz)
Oh no. They are on to us.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (i24o9)
No guessing at the number of illegals. They have to be counted.
And each census worker on this detail will have an ICE agent assigned with him. If someone identifies as an illegal you immediately deport.
After a few cases of this illegals will not allow themselves to be counted.
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Excellent idea.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (xTIDn)
Harvard DOES have free speech rights.
But not on the public dime.
Federal funding is not, and has never been, a "right".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (qpyNK)
You get jury notices, traffic tickets, old ass warrants that just pop up out of nowhere.
Posted by: EFG (Leon Black is my brother from a different mother) at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (BJg+D)
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Most states use driver's licenses for jury duty.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (3ImbR)
Nice. My Davel Lopes Wilson Glove is in amazing condition. Apparently all that Lamb Fat did the trick.
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (L2IqH)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (tubbA)
"fewer" you socialist dumbass
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: Accomacis Augustus at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (JY+81)
Pharma ads anyone?
Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 01:36 PM (tubbA)
Pharma ads tell me one thing:
They sure can cause the F*CK out of cancer, but can't cure 'em.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2025 01:34 PM (JCZqz)
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"I want an honest count of citizens for the fair apportionment of representatives" is a "nefarious, ulterior motive." Classic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:39 PM (6bTRc)
-The Chairman of the Board
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:39 PM (gzL+K)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 01:39 PM (I7DM/)
Neighbors say he was just turning his life around and on his way home from Bible study.
Posted by: Local media at August 07, 2025 01:39 PM (mKOAe)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 07, 2025 01:39 PM (AiNp4)
Posted by: Accomack at August 07, 2025 01:40 PM (JY+81)
You get jury notices, traffic tickets, old ass warrants that just pop up out of nowhere.
Posted by: EFG (Leon Black is my brother from a different mother) at August 07, 2025 01:32 PM (BJg+D)
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Most states use driver's licenses for jury duty.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (3ImbR)
and voter rolls, although getting the dead to show up for jury duty is a hard push.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:40 PM (ynpvh)
Such a shame.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, there are others out there. I can't vouch for their work. But the concept of rebuilding an old glove is viable, based on my experience with these guys.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:40 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2025 01:17 PM
The X-count doesn't lie, sorry. I know you hoped for 100-10x, but you'll have to settle for 97-9x. I think regular readers of the GT know which shot cost you the 2 points.
Alibi denied.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 01:40 PM (0sNs1)
Platoonmate: He was a quiet guy, kept mostly to himself.
Reporter: Do you think he did it?
Platoonmate: Oh yeah, killing whitey was all he ever talked about.
Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 01:39 PM (I7DM/)
You misspelled 'corrupts everything.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff
I heard the cackle at her own joke upon reading the nic
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: OkJohn at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (HRuex)
Yep. That cotton was awesome. Until brits started planting in Egypt...
Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: Accomack at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (JY+81)
Joe Smith lives alone as 123 Main Street Podunk Ohio
He is a registered R
He has zero arrests
He likes to watch women's volleyball and the NFL
He is subscribed to these Only Fans creators [redacted]
etc...
Posted by: The google census at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (t0Rmr)
The libtards will have a poofling shitfit if anyone even ATTEMPTS to recount or change the methods.
I mean, Texas is gerrymandering mid census decade, which isn't the first time it's been done, but they're calling for a f*cking constitutional convention because of it, nearly.
F*CK cancer AND the left. They both should die a horrible, miserable death for destroying society.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)
About that... someone did some math:
https://is.gd/nvtXhX
@WallStreetApes
The real reason Democrats are afraid of gerrymandering. This breakdown ends the Democrat Party
"This is why Democrats are so scared of gerrymandering. Because every blue state is already gerrymandered to the maximum possible extent. ....."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Gussie at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (G5+As)
Yeah, there are others out there. I can't vouch for their work. But the concept of rebuilding an old glove is viable, based on my experience with these guys.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:40 PM (i24o9)
I just hope they can stay in business out there in the land of "f*ck you, pay me."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (vL1lZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:23 PM (t0Rmr)
When I was poor I drank Hops 'n Shit. Never even saw a park bench advertisement.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM (g8Ew8)
Bullshit, it’s being “addressed” by purposefully being ignored. Any damn fool knows this is bullshit and always has been. Americans have been screaming bloody murder for 50 years on this nonsense.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM (37PXt)
Serious question: When has it not?
It's not some 60:40 Democrat:Republican advantage on issues. I can't think of any scenario where the Republicans (and forget Conservatives) have had a designed advantage in institutional operations and Federal practices. You name it, the Democrat party has leveraged an unfair gain. Republicans "get ahead" purely by accident.
It would seem only the legitimate, brute force of Trump and his team have pushed back with any determination that which DC has controlled and handed to the DNC for generations. Trump did that after getting screwed 10 ways to Sunday by the Bipartisan Borg.
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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So commies don't count.
Posted by: Rafal Ganowicz at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM (78A15)
Posted by: Gussie at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (G5+As)
Blee' dat!
Posted by: Zombie George Michael at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM (gzL+K)
I also drink a local brew occasionally when I feel wealthy.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Accomacis Augustus
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Yeah, that's the sound I make just before landing
Posted by: flyin' green dildo at August 07, 2025 01:43 PM (5hfjS)
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I'm not sure that's practical. How does one avoid statistical sampling when the population size exceeds 300 million?
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 01:43 PM (TN0g+)
http://tiny.cc/u3wq001
Posted by: Alexander Scipio at August 07, 2025 01:43 PM (029Oi)
Reminder: President Trump wwnted to count only citizens in last Censu but they wouldn't allow it.
Then the bullshit fake "pandemic" occurred and totally derailed the Trump Admin from doing anything.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Mathin' like jazzy crockett at August 07, 2025 01:43 PM (JTzD+)
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (vL1lZ)
Stop socking Mary.
Everyone knows she can't spell 'color.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
*looks at pic of suspect *
No s***, Sherlock. Never could've guessed.
Posted by: man at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (tubbA)
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Accomacis Augustus
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Yeah, that's the sound I make just before landing
Posted by: flyin' green dildo at August 07, 2025 01:43 PM (5hfjS)
I saw Flying Green Dildos front for the WNBA at the Staples Center in '25...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (ynpvh)
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Of course, no one disputes that visitors, including those with visas are not to be counted, who actually have a legal right to be present in our country.
So no, persons in this context does not mean illegal aliens who have no right to be in our country. To think otherwise is absurd.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (sX1BW)
And tie an onion to your belt.
Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (mKOAe)
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (L2IqH)
Makes sense, an animal fat on animal hide. I use mink oil on ours, and it tends to keep them in good condition, without stiffening them up.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (i24o9)
I also drink a local brew occasionally when I feel wealthy.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM (xcIvR)
Sat near some Aussies on a flight once. They called that stuff 'pure piss.'
I actually drink it on occasion, but usually only when eating at Outback Steakhouse.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Shortly after buying a place in WV in 2010 I was visited by a census taker. Why? Because our address popped up on some list and nobody had ever been counted at that place. So, they sent someone out. To see who was there.
And, believe it or not, if they were legal.
A very surreal thing, given that we are so far off the beaten trail and for all practical purposes, invisible.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2025 01:45 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2025 01:45 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:45 PM (t0Rmr)
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (6bTRc)
Very nice.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:45 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 01:43 PM (TN0g+)
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Local and state governments do it every election night.
Banks do it for all of their hundreds of millions of customers.
The federal government does it every year for taxes and social security.
The post office routes mail with a high degree of accuracy to every address in the country.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:45 PM (6bTRc)
I am not a lawyer, but I can read! What do the constitutional lawyers here say?
Posted by: Monica at August 07, 2025 01:46 PM (kfQcw)
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2025 01:46 PM (13bqY)
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I'm not sure that's practical. How does one avoid statistical sampling when the population size exceeds 300 million?
Posted by: Crusader at August 07, 2025 01:43 PM (TN0g+)
Just (DON'T) Do It!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 01:46 PM (L2IqH)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:46 PM (t0Rmr)
Oh yeah. About 170%.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 01:46 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 01:46 PM (p4NUW)
Bullshit, it’s being “addressed” by purposefully being ignored. It just slipped their mind? Woopsie, lookie here!! Nonsense, this is a purposeful deliberate strategy of deconstructing the U.S.A.
The SCOTUS claimed illegal aliens are entitled to public schools. They should have been impeached for that bit of sophistry.
Any damn fool knows this is bullshit and always has been. Americans have been screaming bloody murder for 50 years on this nonsense. A “Citizen” is a Chump now. They’ve elevated non-citizens as superior. It is absurd. The founders would have been stackin’ bodies by now jus’ sayin’.
They pull outrageous shit on America, and then call anyone who is outraged an “Extremist”. It is dirty pool of the worst sort, and illegal as hell.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 01:47 PM (RZn4N)
Posted by: Gussie at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (G5+As)
I get that reference.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:47 PM (wVcYX)
Its so bad I am wondering if maybe women should just avoid political punditry entirely. Good God in heaven show us mercy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 01:47 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Clawlike fingernails on the busty bikini blonde at August 07, 2025 01:47 PM (mKOAe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Paid by Venmo. I imagine there is probably a lot of cash discounts going on there, considering how much baseball goes on in CA.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:47 PM (i24o9)
Mink Oil works.
Apparently, Lamb Fat and Low Heat worked even better as my George Brett glove was done in Mink Oil and it eventually dried out...but, we're talking decades.
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 01:48 PM (L2IqH)
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Stay on offense.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 01:48 PM (sX1BW)
Paid by Venmo. I imagine there is probably a lot of cash discounts going on there, considering how much baseball goes on in CA.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:47 PM (i24o9)
"I still get my half."
- -- - - - - - Governor Gavin Newsom
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)
He literally does not give a fuck about leftist hissyfits.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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He's got nothing to lose now
he can be a loose cannon
swing for the fences
the future is now
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 01:48 PM (AOsQT)
That's a portion of an Ace's Morning Haiku.
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 01:46 PM (L2IqH)
I thought eating Kaboom! preceded the low rumble...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:48 PM (ynpvh)
But when it comes to the word "persons" everyone is suddenly a textualist.
BTW, the census is a massive grift where millions of worthless Dem scum are hired and overpaid to forge documents. We should have them do something useful like paint our sheds or clean out the garage if they are going to just make up numbers anyway.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 01:48 PM (78A15)
Posted by: Accomacis Augustus
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Happens out at the Morton Thiokol facility all of the time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2025 01:49 PM (XeU6L)
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I'm not sure that's practical. How does one avoid statistical sampling when the population size exceeds 300 million?
Tough. There's no "Here's the rule, unless it's really hard" codicil. If they can't do it according to the Constitution, it's time for an amendment.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2025 01:49 PM (Riz8t)
Yep. And what flows downhill?
Posted by: man
Blame?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 07, 2025 01:49 PM (Lgotk)
They pull outrageous shit on America, and then call anyone who is outraged an “Extremist”. It is dirty pool of the worst sort, and illegal as hell.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 01:47 PM (RZn4N)
You asked for it.......
https://youtu.be/Z95VE2dnKzU
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)
I read that as a maximum of 10 years between census and nothing about reapportionment except as provided by law. What does the law currently say?
Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 01:50 PM (jc0TO)
But one of the most disturbing things is the attestation from multiple sources that Turning Point USA parties are basically Diddy Parties full of perversion, debauchery, and sexual excess.
I mean, this does go a ways explaining why some "conservative" organizations are so bad about socially conservative issues but damnation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 01:50 PM (dfIr7)
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (6bTRc)
Very nice.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:45 PM
Mom says she's not natively blonde. I'm not sure what that means.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 07, 2025 01:50 PM (0sNs1)
I actually drink it on occasion, but usually only when eating at Outback Steakhouse.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
All the Aussies I used to hire when I worked in the ski industry drank Corona and ate Vegemite so no accounting for taste.
Yahoo Serious did a documentary about how Australian beer got invented.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2025 01:50 PM (xcIvR)
This deserves charges against the offending parties. Let's not forget that if you misrepresent yourself on the Census you are introduced to Title 13, United States Code, Section 221 & False Statements Act (18 U.S.C. Section 1001). This can include a $5,000 fine. The latter can include fines and prison time.
Purposeful Misrepresentation: The law focuses on willfully providing false information, implying intent to deceive. That's what was done by the Census Bureau. What's good for the goose is good for the political partisan career hacks.
Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Crusader -
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Like elections, these things scale beautifully if done right.
So what number is countable? 1 million? OK, do that 300 times.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (78A15)
Yep. And what flows downhill?
Posted by: man
Blame?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 07, 2025 01:49 PM (Lgotk)
Communism?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (3ImbR)
and voter rolls, although getting the dead to show up for jury duty is a hard push.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:40 PM (ynpvh)
******
Your comments are based on *facts* and *knowledge* and *reality*.
Mine is based of of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOU3aOqTGRM
Posted by: EFG (Leon Black is my brother from a different mother) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (BJg+D)
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Lip Fillers
Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (L2IqH)
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (jgmnb)
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (6bTRc)
Very nice.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:45 PM
Mom says she's not natively blonde. I'm not sure what that means.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 07, 2025 01:50 PM (0sNs1)
Something about carpets and drapes...but what do I know? I've never worked at that kind of store.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (ynpvh)
Tough. There's no "Here's the rule, unless it's really hard" codicil. If they can't do it according to the Constitution, it's time for an amendment.
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Why would it be harder to do an actual enumeration now than it was 250 years ago? Shouldn't it actually be easier? Yes, you probably need more people to do such enumeration, but the actual counting should be simpler. It is much easier to reach people now.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: He's just so Nazi! at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (KOE6H)
_-_-_
I am also quite difficult to locate, but they ALWAYS manage it. No statistical sampling needed.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (vd6bO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2025 01:49 PM (XeU6L)
Yeah. That wouldn't worry me at all. I'm sure they have that seal thing down by now.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (xcIvR)
Its so bad I am wondering if maybe women should just avoid political punditry entirely. Good God in heaven show us mercy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 01:47 PM (dfIr7)
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It's being cheered on by leftwing rag-shit media as some kind of "MAGA fight," but I doubt that. Seems like a bunch of bitter THOTs shitting on each other. I'll bet there was prior bad blood between them.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (sX1BW)
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And databases make counting and correlating *really* easy. There are in fact things that computers are pretty damn good at, and this is one of them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (6bTRc)
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It is. And he should know that's not how it's done (sad to say).
Also, 5 is mistakes all one way is enemy action.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 01:53 PM (krQz2)
*singing*
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
Get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
'Cause when I kill all the whiteys I see
Then whitey won't be bothering me
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:53 PM (wVcYX)
Ask yourself- why dont they want to clean up voters rolls? Why are they against paper ballots? Why are they counting votes after Election Day?
The answer is is that if Democrats had to rely on a system that wasn’t manipulated, there would be about 10 in Congress.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 07, 2025 01:53 PM (Z6UNg)
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (iFTx/)
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I think that by time you reach "bitter THOT," then you can take "prior bad blood" as a given.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:53 PM (6bTRc)
I also drink a local brew occasionally when I feel wealthy.
Posted by: Reforger at August 07, 2025 01:42 PM
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Sat near some Aussies on a flight once. They called that stuff 'pure piss.'
I actually drink it on occasion, but usually only when eating at Outback Steakhouse.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM
Do NOT suggest to NZFrank that he consume Foster's or Toohees beer.
My doing so resulted in considerable amusement to a vast majority of Gub Thread readers once.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 01:54 PM (0sNs1)
currently we have about 1 representative for every 700K...... how is that legal????? or is this one of those things where SCOTUS has determined that nobody has standing to challenge?
Posted by: Monica at August 07, 2025 01:54 PM (kfQcw)
*singing*
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
Get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
'Cause when I kill all the whiteys I see
Then whitey won't be bothering me
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:53 PM (wVcYX)
I'm gonna C - I - L - L my landlord.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Honestly I don't think some women need a reason.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 01:54 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 07, 2025 01:50 PM (0sNs1)
Something about carpets and drapes...but what do I know? I've never worked at that kind of store.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (ynpvh)
This bears further investigation. I volunteer as tribute.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:54 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: seal (not the singer) at August 07, 2025 01:54 PM (tubbA)
*singing*
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
Get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
'Cause when I kill all the whiteys I see
Then whitey won't be bothering me
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:53 PM (wVcYX)
This guy is making me nervous.
Posted by: White woman wearing a navy blue sweater at August 07, 2025 01:54 PM (KOE6H)
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (6bTRc)
Very nice.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:45 PM
Mom says she's not natively blonde. I'm not sure what that means.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 07, 2025 01:50 PM (0sNs1)
Something about carpets and drapes...but what do I know? I've never worked at that kind of store.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (ynpvh)
________
Something very weird and ugly with her hands. I'll bet there's a LOT of photoshop involved in this pic.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM (iFTx/)
Do NOT suggest to NZFrank that he consume Foster's or Toohees beer.
My doing so resulted in considerable amusement to a vast majority of Gub Thread readers once.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 01:54 PM (0sNs1)
Well, he's not Australian, so.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Yep. And what flows downhill?
Posted by: man
Blame?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 07, 2025 01:49 PM (Lgotk)
Well, hope floats.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM (wVcYX)
--
I'm reading that as the apportionment doesn't have to be time phased at ten years, only that it take place sometime within ten years after the last apportionment.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM (cIOlQ)
Attractive women in bikini in picture above looks slightly PO'ed that she had to get into a bikini every time she wants to express her conservative political opinions😉
This attractive rather busty woman who is both conservative and assertive and is wearing a pretty and modest dress , is just glad she doesn't have to wear beach attire everytime she she wants to give an opinion :
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM (ra16W)
Impeach 47!
Posted by: GOP at August 07, 2025 01:56 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (6bTRc)
---
Yup. That number sitting in that table can be any number you want it to be.
It's that easy.
It's harder these days because it's so easy to come up with a number, people can try to make it the number they want. And the Democrats are about power and they have the will to make that number what they want if they can get away with it.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 01:56 PM (krQz2)
This attractive rather busty woman who is both conservative and assertive and is wearing a pretty and modest dress , is just glad she doesn't have to wear beach attire everytime she she wants to give an opinion :
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM (ra16W)
Best copy/paste error ever.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
If that's a modest bikini I'd like to see an immodest one...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:56 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (jc0TO)
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM (ra16W)
++++
LOL.
Might wanna double-check your link, Fen
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (6bTRc)
Yeah I think that's a fight he cannot win, but I do think he can win the argument that illegals cannot and should not be counted for representation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (iFTx/)
They should settle it like mature women and strip down to bras and panties and enter the kiddie pool of jello for an ultimate determination of righteousness.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (Z6UNg)
Does the WNBA have a similar immunity from flying dildos?
Posted by: Lion's Den Adult Emporium at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (G5+As)
Attractive women in bikini in picture above looks slightly PO'ed that she had to get into a bikini every time she wants to express her conservative political opinions😉
This attractive rather busty woman who is both conservative and assertive and is wearing a pretty and modest dress , is just glad she doesn't have to wear beach attire everytime she she wants to give an opinion :
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM (ra16W)
Ummm...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (ynpvh)
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:44 PM (6bTRc)
Whew. Thanks Joe.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (xcxpd)
Everything digital is 1s and 0s in even quantities. So the average is 1/2. There are no 1/2 bits therefore there is no internet.
Posted by: DaveA at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (FhXTo)
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I can overlook the freakishly long hands and fingers.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (wVcYX)
Then you are standing in the grocery store, staring at a wall of beers, and you are drawn to a particular brand over another, you don't know why, and your conscious asks, "Why not?".
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:22 PM (i24o9)
Is this an ad for watermelons?
https://is.gd/9xGJvr
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (rbvCR)
Exclude those who are not legal permanent residents when/where surveyed.
Illegal Alien got nothing to do with it - they should not count transients, tourists, etc. Where they happen to be at that moment.
Posted by: Operator Error at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (UKjVg)
+10 to 15 seats illegally allocated to Blue states via illegal immigrants
+5 to 7 seats in Blue states via extreme gerrymandering (note, they also will have to redistrict due to a Census)
+7 to 15 seats in Red states via current allocation redistricting
+20 to 30 seats in the South from ending minority-majority districts
=
52 to 72 seats gained by Republicans.
Now you know why the Dems are freaking the F double F out.
Democrats are about to be wiped out as a national party.
Trump demands it.
Maybe they should have left Trump alone?
Instead of trying to assassinate him or leave him to die in prison?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (gBFby)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (6bTRc)
I for, one, welcome Fen's newfound openness to freedom and self-determination.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (jc0TO)
I personally want the district populations capped at 10,000 people so we can have a Congress with like 4,500 representatives.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (cIOlQ)
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM
Dresses like that featured regularly in a Fashion Thread would drive 'ron readership through the roof.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (wVcYX)
++++
Only for people without proper database reporting capability!
Also, don't use Excel as a database. Excel is a bad database.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (dfIr7)
----
she could meet the horde's impossibly high standards
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Liberals embedded like ticks, everywhere at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (3Jagb)
Get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
'Cause when I kill all the whiteys I see
Then whitey won't be bothering me
I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:53 PM (wVcYX)
---
That song has stuck with me all these years. It's a kind of earworm occasionally.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (AOsQT)
++++
*snort*
Well done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (6bTRc)
The Census used to be an agency under another department.
Somewhat insulated from political influence.
Obama changed that and made it a direct report to the White House.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 02:00 PM (gBFby)
Posted by: Big Census at August 07, 2025 02:00 PM (/U5Yz)
----
she could meet the horde's impossibly high standards
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (AOsQT)
She meets mine, that's for sure.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 02:00 PM (xcxpd)
And now they need to confess
Then comes atonement, maybe disciplinary action
Get the picture, prigresdives?
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 07, 2025 02:00 PM (YlWIZ)
How many invaders are there? 40 million? 50 million? Let’s count ‘em!
Posted by: Common Tater at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM (vEz2K)
youtube.com/watch?v=YimmRJXM2js
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM (0I+GC)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (3ImbR)
Voter registration too …
Posted by: browndog erasing his hard drive at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM
I 2nd this. More Representatives means more expensive to buy.
It should look like Federation Senate in Star Wars.
Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM (jc0TO)
And now they need to confess
Then comes atonement, maybe disciplinary action
Get the picture, prigresdives?
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 07, 2025 02:00 PM (YlWIZ)
Whips, chains, handcuffs...they're into that stuff heavily, most likely.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (s19xO)
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Nice. But I do wonder if she'll keep her lips plumped up to the same size when the rest of her face ages on to Medicare. There is some new version of the Bachelor show I caught a glimpse of that includes seniors. Some of these older women's fake duck lips...yikes.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (Dv3i1)
==
Yeah I think that's a fight he cannot win, but I do think he can win the argument that illegals cannot and should not be counted for representation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (dfIr7)
Maybe Trump can't win, but I wouldn't count on people putting up with that shit forever, especially if he can show just how bad it is now.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM
To be fair, who isn't?
Posted by: The Gimp at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM (jc0TO)
++++
It would also make third parties viable. It would have the downsides of coalition governments where lots of spice flows right to the top just like now. Perhaps greater transparency, though. Not sure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (6bTRc)
Everything digital is 1s and 0s in even quantities. So the average is 1/2. There are no 1/2 bits therefore there is no internet.
Posted by: DaveA at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (FhXTo)
Quod Erat Demonstrandum
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (vd6bO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (wVcYX)
++++
Only for people without proper database reporting capability!
Also, don't use Excel as a database. Excel is a bad database.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (6bTRc)
But Excel does make for a good field-expedient DB backup in the eventuality that some nimrod allows a MS Access poll watcher DB to be inadvertently deleted a few days before the election by a user who had no business having such DB user access. Or so I've heard.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (i24o9)
http://tiny.cc/v3wq001
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2025 01:55 PM
Duck Lips. Would not bang.
Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 02:03 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM
To be fair, who isn't?
Posted by: The Gimp at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (0sNs1)
Is that you, Forrest Gimp?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:03 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at August 07, 2025 02:03 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at August 07, 2025 02:03 PM (17s+e)
What are the odds....?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (xcxpd)
Fen, you've been here too long
one of us
one of us
one of us
one of us
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (i24o9)
++++
Heh.
If true, I wonder what is more horrifying - the poor access controls, or using Access for something important and requiring granular controls...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at August 07, 2025 02:03 PM
The Universe bends to Bolshevism.
Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 02:02 PM (ULPxl)
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Knowing Trump, he may just be trying to stir up conversation on that point.
Should you shift the balance of representation just because an administration let a whole lot people into the country and distributed them where they wanted?
That definitely stinks of loading.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (krQz2)
Texas redistricts and gains four probable Republican seats.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (6dHiP)
https://tinyurl.com/k3ee97dm
You needn't read past the headline. It only gets stupider.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (qpyNK)
census fraud +5
gerrymandering +20
illegals +10
mail in vote and "found" ballot fraud +30
Subtract that and you understand the media has been running cover for a criminal fraud organization since FDR
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 02:05 PM (78A15)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at August 07, 2025 02:03 PM (17s+e)
"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action"-- Ian Fleming
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (6bTRc)
It's true, and an all-nighter restored it to 95+ % by morning, while cleaning up duplicate entries, in Excel.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:06 PM (i24o9)
They say that a lot of illegals haven't wanted to fill out a census because it might bust them. Okay, then that's there choice, we shouldn't be allowing "guesstimates" over documentation.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:06 PM (krQz2)
The Census used to be an agency under another department.
Somewhat insulated from political influence.
Obama changed that and made it a direct report to the White House.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 02:00 PM (gBFby)
Comrade, it is not who answers census takers or mails-in a census response form that matters; it who estimates the uncounted whole persons that matters.
Posted by: Gref at August 07, 2025 02:06 PM (aBgBM)
https://tinyurl.com/k3ee97dm
You needn't read past the headline. It only gets stupider.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (qpyNK)
Just reading the headline...
Objection! Facts NOT in evidence!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:06 PM (ynpvh)
No guessing at the number of illegals. They have to be counted.
And each census worker on this detail will have an ICE agent assigned with him. If someone identifies as an illegal you immediately deport.
After a few cases of this illegals will not allow themselves to be counted.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2025 01:18 PM (t0Rmr)
If Trump (or PJDV) does this, we wouldn't need to consider what SCOTUS thinks.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2025 02:06 PM (2Pm+l)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM (qpyNK)
Yeesh! It's a cult.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 07, 2025 01:52 PM (iFTx/)
They should settle it like mature women and strip down to bras and panties and enter the kiddie pool of jello for an ultimate determination of righteousness.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 01:57 PM (i24o9)
Trial by combat. Sexy sexy combat.
Posted by: A custom I could get behind at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (KOE6H)
But that's ok. You don't need to a remember anything to know that it really, really sucks having your ass repeatedly ravaged by the Hounds of Justice. He's still fine for my investigative purposes.
Posted by: YD 4 AG at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:05 PM (ynpvh)
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And with Democrats it's very often at or above the enemy action threshold.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (wVcYX)
++++
Only for people without proper database reporting capability!
Also, don't use Excel as a database. Excel is a bad database.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (6bTRc)
This guy, LISTEN TO HIM! He knows things! There is iron in the words of Joe Mannix.
I have tears of joy in my eyes from the Truth and Beauty in your creed.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (0I+GC)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August
I did do a bathing suit feature! Mainly because I had been traumatized earlier shopping for a bathing suit.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:06 PM (i24o9)
++++
:: shudders ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (6bTRc)
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Why not stir it up. There are a lot of positive reasons to stir it up. Even if just to get people talking about the fraudulent last census.
You can ignore and do nothing.
You can hope for best and recount and reapportion and get more red seats. This may be unlikely.
But anything in between is better than what we are used to getting from the GOP.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Miken at August 07, 2025 02:08 PM (ikd/w)
They were brainstorming how to defend NPR and realized that Sesame Street doesn't apply, and that's their go-to. And they figured well those hayseed sister-bothering, three-tooth Republican voters don't appreciate high art, classical music or the soft-voiced elitism of All Things Considered.
This was insurmountable for a while until they struck on the idea that rural losers in Jesusland Flyover Country are ignorant and can't use the internet even if they had it, so they all listen to the radio. How are they going to hear about bad weather otherwise?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:08 PM (dfIr7)
https://tinyurl.com/k3ee97dm
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 02:04 PM
“Trumpism is a kind of gender performance. It’s about shoring up a traditional, misogynistic, dominance-obsessed ideal of ‘masculinity’ against social progress, about restoring straight cis white men to their traditional place at the head of the family and the top of the world. Attacks on trans people, who supposedly threaten ‘masculinity’ by existing, are very much a part of that effort.”
"I did not know that."
-- Johnny Carson
Posted by: The Gimp at August 07, 2025 02:08 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: The Gimp at August 07, 2025 02:09 PM (0sNs1)
I see you beat me to it, but with more thought and better numbers!
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 02:09 PM (78A15)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:08 PM (dfIr7)
They think that out in rural America, it's forever 1935.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM (uWKK8)
The Cajun Reptile straight up said that the only hope for Democrats to win is to turn Washington DC and Puerto Rico into states
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM (oiNtH)
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Are you absolutely certain we can't vote for him in the 2024 election again?
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM (I7DM/)
Posted by: Liberals embedded like ticks
---------
That is perfectly accurate. Their devotion is entirely, psychotically, to their socio-political idealogy, rather than to the well-being of the country.
It is very difficult for normies to grasp this.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: The Gimp at August 07, 2025 02:09 PM (0sNs1)
Well, a ball-gag will do that to ya...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (0I+GC)
Have you tried another personality test beyond Meyers-Briggs?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2025 01:38 PM (3ImbR)
Voter registration too …
Posted by: browndog erasing his hard drive at August 07, 2025 02:01 PM (TTAGa)
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I'm in Blue Michigan, and we need to show a driver's license to vote.
The swindle is that Dems don't want red states to operate that way.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM (krQz2)
Just look at Superman for how the left in Hollywood views Kansans. They talk like they're from Arkansas, and can't figure out how to use a cell phone. And look like they are 78 years old in their 50s.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:11 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:11 PM (0I+GC)
++++
In short, the pressure for men to be “manly” is crippling society, but at the same time, no one actually knows what it means to be a “real man.” Such is the subject of an in-depth exploration of masculinity by journalist Jude Ellison S. Doyle, a trans man who posits that we must look toward trans folks to start shifting the way society sees gender roles.
Lefty women just won't shut the hell up, ever, in their quest to define men.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:12 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 01:58 PM (wVcYX)
++++
Only for people without proper database reporting capability!
Also, don't use Excel as a database. Excel is a bad database.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 01:59 PM (6bTRc)
This guy, LISTEN TO HIM! He knows things! There is iron in the words of Joe Mannix.
I have tears of joy in my eyes from the Truth and Beauty in your creed.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (wVcYX)
====
No love for Microsoft Access?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 02:12 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: The Gimp at August 07, 2025 02:08 PM (0sNs1)
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Yawn.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:12 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
----------------------
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: flyin' green dildo at August 07, 2025 02:12 PM (5hfjS)
Precisely. And this is why they MUST turn every enemy into the devil, into Hitler Von Satan's worse big brother. They have to make their foes into the worst beings imaginable, in order to justify their actions. If you're really up against the LITERAL NAZIS then any tactic becomes acceptable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:12 PM (dfIr7)
A big whoopsie resulted in the Civil War which brought us Tu-pak and P Diddy and that ditz in Congress from Texas.
So Democrats went to War in 1861 to fix the Constitution.
Same for War on Poverty. Democrats have to fix everything.
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (F9w0x)
Why would it be harder to do an actual enumeration now than it was 250 years ago? Shouldn't it actually be easier? Yes, you probably need more people to do such enumeration, but the actual counting should be simpler. It is much easier to reach people now.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (sX1BW)
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The breakthrough was using punch cards for automation back in the 1890 census. Automation got better but it can't be corruption.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (wGK1C)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (I7DM/)
https://tinyurl.com/32dd9853
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (kUxzU)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:07 PM (0I+GC)
++++
What fresh hell for Intel has this day ending in Y brought?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM
They would have to get both houses of Congress and the Presidency and rule that the creation of states is not filibusterable.
A tough lift, I think.
On the bright side, if we got control again we could create East Washington, Desert Oregon, and Inland California as states.
Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (qpyNK)
A big whoopsie resulted in the Civil War which brought us Tu-pak and P Diddy and that ditz in Congress from Texas.
So Democrats went to War in 1861 to fix the Constitution.
Same for War on Poverty. Democrats have to fix everything.
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (F9w0x)
https://youtu.be/Ly1cPYSqgR4
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (6bTRc)
the calls are coming from within the fab
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (0sNs1)
Nothing matters to a leftist. That's what makes them a leftist.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (I7DM/)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (wGK1C)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (0I+GC)
Depends on your allegiance, now, doesn't it?
Posted by: The Festering Boils That Are The Deep State at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (zK360)
According to the "southern poverty law center " tv ads darkies get lynched daily.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (HTa/G)
I hear tales told around campfires late at night that Microsoft has another software that does forms. Probably just a legend.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (wVcYX)
Why would you care about that? She's not your problem once she hits 25 and you dump her.
Posted by: Leonardo di Caprio at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (wGK1C)
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But it sure can make it faster!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (6bTRc)
That's the dumbest thing possible. Inconsistent counting across states used to determine percentage of federal power apportioned to that state?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: toby928 at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (jc0TO)
If we could get control again, we wouldn't have to
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (rbvCR)
I'll be right over.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (F9w0x)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (6bTRc)
Some Congresscritter called attention to new CEO's connections to China, and I think Trump called for CEO's resignation.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (i24o9)
Why would it be harder to do an actual enumeration now than it was 250 years ago? Shouldn't it actually be easier? Yes, you probably need more people to do such enumeration, but the actual counting should be simpler. It is much easier to reach people now.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at August 07, 2025 01:51 PM (sX1BW)
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The breakthrough was using punch cards for automation back in the 1890 census. Automation got better but it can't be corruption.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM (wGK1C)
That same census was almost entirely burned up...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (ynpvh)
I think we all know that the Democrats don't need to beat the filibuster to get 80% of what they want done.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2025 02:12 PM
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I've written business apps in it. It's usable.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (wVcYX)
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It wasn't included in your Office license.
Posted by: Most of the misuse of Excel stems from licensing at August 07, 2025 02:16 PM (6bTRc)
==
Including breaking any law, and murdering for those so disposed. The civil war is ongoing. The dems are giving general orders, which are disseminated by the media, and acted on by dipshits. Like the two spergs that tried to kill trump.
Posted by: Liberals embedded like ticks, everywhere at August 07, 2025 02:16 PM (3Jagb)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:16 PM (0I+GC)
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM
You're going to have to be more specific as to which one you mean.
To our shame, Texas has several ditzes in Congress.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 02:16 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: MrExcitement at August 07, 2025 02:17 PM (hOOi9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:17 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (krQz2)
++++
Access is usable and has the benefit of being stupidly easy to deploy. If what you need is within its capabilities, it's fine.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:17 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:10 PM
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Puerto Rico should be cut loose. As for DC, to paraphrase what was said about South Carolina, it's too small to be a state and too large to be an insane asylum.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2025 02:17 PM (WvZaB)
Does the Senate also vote on it?
No matter.
The R's will go nuclear.
Dreams of a permanent majority will do that.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 02:17 PM (gBFby)
A tough lift, I think.
Washington DC's status is written into the Constitution.
You'd need a Congressional amendment to make it a state.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2025 02:18 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:18 PM (0I+GC)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2025 02:18 PM (kUxzU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 02:18 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
It's in their nature. But also the 'male gaze' is in men's nature and they want to eliminate that.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2025 02:18 PM (Dv3i1)
New States may be admitted by the Congress into this Union
but such a process is not clearly defined
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 02:18 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 07, 2025 02:14 PM (wGK1C)
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I'd bet some people on this board still believe Dominion flipped votes or messed with the tally.
Because automation has made it so easy to keep a tally, and it's just as easy to change and fudge that tally.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:19 PM (krQz2)
The R's will go nuclear.
Dreams of a permanent majority will do that.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 02:17 PM (gBFby)
I may be in the minority, but a permanent majority would just mean nuclear GOPe and lots of strongly worded letters, wasted opportunity, and graft.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2025 02:19 PM (i24o9)
https://tinyurl.com/mw4myyrh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:19 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 02:16 PM (0sNs1)
Jizz Mind Crock-O-Shit comes to mind immediately.
I heard that her district is one of the ones that's going bye-bye in the new reapportionment.
Please, please, please let that be true.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2025 02:19 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2025 02:13 PM
You're going to have to be more specific as to which one you mean.
To our shame, Texas has several ditzes in Congress.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2025 02:16 PM (0sNs1)
Indeed. As soon as one dies in office, two more rise to claim the open seat.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 02:19 PM (wVcYX)
The R's will go nuclear.
Dreams of a permanent majority will do that.
____
Whoa, cool your jets there buddy!
Posted by: GOPe at August 07, 2025 02:19 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2025 02:20 PM (F9w0x)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:20 PM (0I+GC)
==
And family. All your stuff, including your kids, and body belongz to us....
Posted by: Liberals embedded like ticks, everywhere at August 07, 2025 02:20 PM (3Jagb)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
Buck Henry SNL skit has entered the chat
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 07, 2025 02:20 PM (FxH7T)
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 02:21 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2025 02:19 PM (wVcYX
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It's like.a retarde version of HYDRA.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2025 02:21 PM (WvZaB)
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:21 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 07, 2025 02:21 PM (zgGge)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2025 02:22 PM (WvZaB)
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2025 02:21 PM (AOsQT)
ahem - We never consented!
Posted by: Virginia, looking at West Virginia at August 07, 2025 02:22 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: JM in Illinois
None of this even needs to be automated. Computers are mostly irrelevant. Each geographic region has to be divided down into parcels small enough that they can be counted by humans.
This is same for voting. Divide it down to get a number you like. Make it one block in the cities, or one sq. mile in the country. Or bigger or smaller, it doesn't matter. Then count.
Add up hierarchically until you have it done.
Elections should be precincts that can be hand counted. Then a public tally which is easy for locals to verify and easy to detect fraud.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at August 07, 2025 02:23 PM (78A15)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2025 02:17 PM (WvZaB)
*****
The Captain protests too much.
Posted by: California at August 07, 2025 02:23 PM (F9w0x)
Except they're right and you're wrong, and they're good and you're evil. Just that one little technicality.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:23 PM (I7DM/)
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2025 02:23 PM (NnONT)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea
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Bad management, look at RDW.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 07, 2025 02:23 PM (6dHiP)
Posted by: Virginia, looking at West Virginia at August 07, 2025 02:22 PM (uWKK
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You left the union, though. Part of your state didn't want to go with you.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (krQz2)
The butter was recalled over an undeclared allergen: milk.
Posted by: Don in SoCo who thinks we're done at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (vd6bO)
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:21 PM (krQz2)
++++
Have you ever seen Visual Foxpro tortured into acting as a multi-master clustered database across a dozen or more nodes, serving database that back millions of dollars in commerce?
Because I have.
I have.
:: thousand-yard stare ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (F9w0x)
Posted by: MrExcitement at August 07, 2025 02:25 PM (hOOi9)
Poll my finger.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2025 02:25 PM (vd6bO)
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (F9w0x)
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They help for sure.
But inked fingers do nothing to prevent the much more significant problem of election fraud.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:25 PM (6bTRc)
Because I have.
I have.
:: thousand-yard stare ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (6bTRc)
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As you were describing that, I was appreciating my lot that I have not seen that
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:25 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:25 PM (0I+GC)
Posted by: torabora at August 07,
Once you've removed the fingers from people who commit vote fraud, why ink them? I don't get it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 07, 2025 02:25 PM (vd6bO)
++++
*snort*
Threadwinner.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (6bTRc)
I have.
:: thousand-yard stare ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (6bTRc)
I was there, man, in the shit, with the grunts.
Wait. What are we talking about again?
Posted by: Brian Williams at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (i24o9)
This is only Month 7 of the Reign of Donald Johntavious Trump, the Destructor
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (gBFby)
https://tinyurl.com/mw4myyrh
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2025 02:19 PM (dfIr7)
Is that why The View has gone on hiatus? 🤔
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (I7DM/)
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (0I+GC)
==
That's the dumbest thing possible. Inconsistent counting across states used to determine percentage of federal power apportioned to that state?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2025 02:15 PM (ExV1e)
Nah, let's go with it.
TX declares its population is 1000x whatever states are "blue" at any particular moment.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (BI5O2)
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Makes the mural depicting clean elections easier to paint?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:27 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2025 02:27 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Don in SoCo who thinks we're done at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (vd6bO)
Sydney Sweeney might have to recalled for the same reason.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2025 02:28 PM (I7DM/)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 02:28 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2025 02:26 PM (ULPxl)
Everything IS bigger in Texas
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 02:29 PM (8avO+)
The libtards will have a poofling shitfit if anyone even ATTEMPTS to recount or change the methods.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 07, 2025 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)"
Tough shit. They can play along by agreed upon rules, or they can... not.... and we can settle this via the old school methods by which a tribe deals with hostile interlopers.
We are done with this bullshit. None of these twats are worth my childrens' futures.
Posted by: heya at August 07, 2025 02:34 PM (/cKv8)
Because I have.
I have.
:: thousand-yard stare ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2025 02:24 PM (6bTRc)
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As you were describing that, I was appreciating my lot that I have not seen that
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2025 02:25 PM (krQz2)
I saw a place where they were trying to get data from IT department #1 by reading the CRT screen physically and dumping it into a PC database (borland's one, forget the name). They had an issue with missing data on import, and the manager had to spend a good chunk of Saturday's manually getting the missing ones. I found out that there was a special file or record for garbled import records and she could from that either re-read only those records or enter them manually.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2025 02:37 PM (8avO+)
Baker vs Carr was decided in 1962, significantly impacting Congressional Redistricting.
Someone should compare urban-area population counts vs Congressional apportionment by party victory to see just how far back Dem-favoring apportionment had gone.
Posted by: geewhiz at August 07, 2025 03:35 PM (V87Oy)
Illegals are here, illegally. They are not permeant residents. Ergo they should have no bearing on representation in congress. Why should they count...for anything?
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 07, 2025 05:36 PM (D1vbu)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 07, 2025 02:17 PM (WvZaB)
Nah, make Puerto Rico a state, along with Aberta and Saskatchewan. As to DC - give all portions of the district with HOUSES back to the state from which it was taken in the first place. The Capital should be mostly public parks and buildings, with few residences.
People forget - The land was originally ceded to the federal government by Virginia and Maryland in 1790. After moving through various stages of federal and state approval, the Virginia portion was returned in March 1847.
There is a history to giving the land back to the states.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 07, 2025 05:43 PM (D1vbu)
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