Some Wiseacres (and Also Wisenheimers) Think It's <i>Funny</i> to Throw Dildos on to the Courts During WNBA Games

Some Wiseacres (and Also Wisenheimers) Think It's Funny to Throw Dildos on to the Courts During WNBA Games

I missed this story but it's okay because the Dildo Tossing is still happening.

It's the New Holocaust (TM).

Someone threw a green dildo on the court during a WNBA game tonight. pic.twitter.com/mFSESW6cfE
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) July 30, 2025

Just watch the govt/WNBA is going to use this to try and take sex toys away from law abiding dildo owners. The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a dildo is a good guy with a dildo pic.twitter.com/NFQJcoZwUd
— PFT Commenter (@PFTCommenter) August 6, 2025

WE ALMOST HAD A FOURTH DILDO THROWN AT A WNBA GAME 😭

It hit a child instead. pic.twitter.com/f94ZglsEVo
— BricksCenter (@BricksCenter) August 6, 2025

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@cdeegz8
Ranking of who brings the most viewers to the WNBA:
1. Caitlin Clark
2. Green dildo

Polymarket Sports
@PolymarketSport
BREAKING: "No bag policy" has been implemented for tonight's WNBA game in an attempt to crack down on dildo throwers.

Well, there's absolutely no way to smuggle a dildo into a building if you ban bags. Where else could someone hide a dildo?

Speaking of intrasex female competition, some "conservative" influencers, none of whom I've ever heard of except for the female troll Just Pearly Things, are thoroughly embarassing themselves on twitter.

Apparently one woman named "Sarah Stock" tweeted a picture of her engagement ring. An "influencer" named Emily Saves America mocked her for how small the ring was, and another "influencer" named Morgan came in to say that Emily is a "hoe" who "gives it away for free," so she should "sit this one out."

It devolved from there.

The bird hands are flapping vigorously.

Social media is toxic for everyone but it has especially REKT women. It just seems to command people to reveal their worst, trashiest selves.

Posted by: Ace at 05:40 PM

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1 Right, I'll let the others know.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 06, 2025 05:40 PM (O7YUW)

2 Sir.

A 3rd Dildo has hit the Towers.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2025 05:41 PM (L2IqH)

3 Okay, it's a little funny.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 06, 2025 05:41 PM (/RHNq)

4
I love Ace. I really do.

But if he read his comments once in a while he'd see we were on top of this dildo thing yesterday.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2025 05:42 PM (QZOPw)

5 Here!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 05:42 PM (cYBz/)

6 At least it's good for the environment.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 05:42 PM (Q4cxx)

7 I remember where I was when angel Reese got beaned with that horse cock dildo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2025 05:42 PM (zZu0s)

8 well! those ladies are CHARMING!

no wonder they're "influencers"!!!

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 06, 2025 05:43 PM (Pv3Rg)

9 BREAKING: "No bag policy" has been implemented for tonight's WNBA game --

Based on the players skillsets (or lack thereof), I had always assumed the WNBA already had a "no bag" policy.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at August 06, 2025 05:43 PM (KVJAR)

10 Well, there's absolutely no way to smuggle a dildo into a building if you ban bags. Where else could someone hide a dildo?
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Right!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 06, 2025 05:43 PM (Q4cxx)

11 btw nothing is more fun than playing "spot the dildo" during WNBA games

and here I thought those were BORING

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 06, 2025 05:43 PM (Pv3Rg)

12 But if he read his comments once in a while he'd see we were on top of this dildo thing yesterday.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2025 05:42 PM (Dillon.

And how!

*rimshot*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2025 05:43 PM (zZu0s)

13 Women really have been wrecked from social media. Men are much more insulated from it.

It's ruined out culture as far as I'm concerned. Especially for teenage girls.

Posted by: Leupold at August 06, 2025 05:43 PM (4pwAx)

14 If only women were in charge, there'd be no wars, no crime, and no mean tweets.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 06, 2025 05:43 PM (L/fGl)

15 Dildo tossing to become an official Olympic event.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2025 05:44 PM (XvL8K)

16 But if he read his comments once in a while he'd see we were on top of this dildo thing yesterday.

I'm a patient moron Sooth!

better late dildoes than never dildoes!

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 06, 2025 05:44 PM (Pv3Rg)

17 >>>But if he read his comments once in a while he'd see we were on top of this dildo thing yesterday.

I did see mentions of the dildo but there wasn't a link. And also, I've just been kind of busy with non-blog stuff the past two days. I've only barely kept up with the internet.

Posted by: ace at August 06, 2025 05:44 PM (KRtlO)

18 Internet girl fight is dumber than the old analog version with the slapping, hair pulling, and crying.

Posted by: huerfano at August 06, 2025 05:44 PM (98kQX)

19 Sir.

A 3rd Dildo has hit the Towers.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2025 05:41 PM (L2IqH)

Why did dildo 7 go off for no reason?
-WNBA conspiracy theorist

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2025 05:44 PM (zZu0s)

20 🥒

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2025 05:44 PM (4DHm3)

21 I hate to go OT so early in the thread (no I don't) but this is what I have been reduced to:

I'm arguing with a Catholic priest on X concerning the concepts of a just war. He apparently has never read deeply of St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas' works. Nor studied at length the Catechism of the Catholic Church (CCC 2307-2317).

Oy!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 05:44 PM (cYBz/)

22 Can't you chicks just get along?

Posted by: Big Shout at August 06, 2025 05:44 PM (smrJR)

23 You can't pay for Publicity like this.

The WNBA should just bend over and take it.

Back into it, even.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2025 05:45 PM (L2IqH)

24 Why is this a story? Buffalo Bills fans tossed dildos at Tom Brady for years and it was never a big story.

Posted by: Ann at August 06, 2025 05:45 PM (4neFu)

25 And, what ever happened to the idea that one shouldn't throw green dildos until you see the whites of their eyes?

Kids these days.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 05:45 PM (cYBz/)

26 We need a new Marvel superhero movie: "The Green Dildo" starring Pedro Pascal.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 06, 2025 05:45 PM (V362x)

27 I'm a patient moron Sooth!

better late dildoes than never dildoes!
Posted by: Black Orchid at August 06, 2025 05:44 PM (Pv3Rg)

You have to ease into these things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2025 05:45 PM (zZu0s)

28 It's not easy being green.

Posted by: The Dildo at August 06, 2025 05:45 PM (PiwSw)

29 I did see mentions of the dildo but there wasn't a link. And also, I've just been kind of busy with non-blog stuff the past two days. I've only barely kept up with the internet.

me too actually! I'm glad to hear you're busy with real stuff!

you know what I'm busy with work now and I honestly feel. ... pretty calm. I think ... almost you know, positive? things are aaaaaahhhhight

Posted by: Black Orchid at August 06, 2025 05:46 PM (Pv3Rg)

30 I stay off social media but...I might make an exception for this Quality drama.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2025 05:46 PM (xcxpd)

31 Betting on the number, the color of dildos has surpassed the betting on the WNBA games themselves.

I'm taking odds.

Provide credit card numbers to....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2025 05:46 PM (Q4IgG)

32
Yes, the dildo chatter here spiked yesterday afternoon.

Posted by: The Intelligence Community for Counter Conservatism at August 06, 2025 05:46 PM (QZOPw)

33 Women have, to my knowledge, always been as nasty and catty to each other as they are today. Social media just amplifies it.

Same with everything else though. Used to be that if you wanted to shit-talk someone you had to do it vaguely to their face, and you risked toting an ass-whipping if you shot your mouth off to the wrong person.

Being able to be that nasty to people quasi-anonymously or even completely anonymously is a toxic brew.

Posted by: ballistic at August 06, 2025 05:46 PM (3BwY8)

34 You can bet on the day color and what the dildo hits the next time it happens. Last nights hit Sophie Cunningham.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2025 05:46 PM (MGB5H)

35 Not funny

Posted by: Hulk at August 06, 2025 05:46 PM (q2NNn)

36 he'd see we were on top of this dildo thing. . . .
Posted by: Soothsayer

Heh.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 05:46 PM (cYBz/)

37 And congrats to Sarah Stock.
And to her fiance...you idiot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2025 05:46 PM (xcxpd)

38 >>Where else could someone hide a dildo?

You dick. I was waiting all day to drop that one.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2025 05:46 PM (viF8m)

39 Speaking of the Holocaust, a British MP weighs in . . .

Zarah Sultana@zarahsultana
80 years ago, the US dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima - a crime against humanity that killed tens of thousands in an instant.
We remember the victims and survivors, and recommit to building a world free from nuclear weapons.
We also remember Gaza, where Israel has dropped over 85,000 tonnes of explosives: five times the power of the atomic bomb, on a densely populated strip of land with six times the people.
More than the Blitz. More than Dresden.
This is not “self-defence” or “war”. It is genocide.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 06, 2025 05:47 PM (L/fGl)

40 Man, they need to stick the landing !

Now that would be funny.

Sophie Cunningham was laughing her ass off.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 05:47 PM (NtVYv)

41 Anyone who throws a green dildo spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Carr at August 06, 2025 05:47 PM (PiwSw)

42 Which is worse, dildos or octopus thrown into the arena?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 06, 2025 05:47 PM (dYVUm)

43 Where else could someone hide a dildo?

A conundrum, indeed.

However, we're sure any number of the happy, joyful celebrants at a Folsom Street Faire would have some helpful suggestions.

Posted by: George T. and Lindsay G. at August 06, 2025 05:47 PM (0sNs1)

44 Also, is there video of Emily being fingered?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2025 05:47 PM (xcxpd)

45 Chick social media is more entertaining than dildo enhanced WNBA.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 05:47 PM (i24o9)

46 I think it all started with dungarees.

Posted by: George Will at August 06, 2025 05:47 PM (Q4cxx)

47 sometimes I see references to stories, like the dildo thing, but I can't tell from context if it's new news or something that happened days ago. I think this started last week.

I just posted now because there is a new news hook, the banning of bags.

Posted by: ace at August 06, 2025 05:47 PM (KRtlO)

48 So was the dildo thrower identified among the nine people in attendance?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 06, 2025 05:47 PM (q04Io)

49 Go long on lime green dildo futures.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2025 05:47 PM (4DHm3)

50
Back in my day, you could walk outside and pick fresh dildos right off the tree.

Posted by: Abe Simpson at August 06, 2025 05:47 PM (QZOPw)

51 Oy!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 05:44 PM (cYBz/)

'TP: have you ever heard of Jesus Christ?'

No, not Hey-sus...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2025 05:47 PM (zZu0s)

52 Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 05:44 PM (cYBz

Hey, it's much classier and intelligent than dumb women arguing over engagement ring sizes and calling each other "hos" , but no doubt women can have intellectual arguments about RC theology on social media ad well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2025 05:48 PM (2GCMq)

53 >> I was waiting all day to drop that one.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2025 05:46 PM (viF8m)

Apparently Jack has been hitting the Kegels more than he's been hitting the Bong.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2025 05:48 PM (L2IqH)

54 I'd pay $20 to read that entire X exchange between the "hoes". You know it went on for a while.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 06, 2025 05:48 PM (k9OZB)

55 Throwing dildos at a WNBA game is bad, but throwing dead octopi 🐙 at Detroit hockey games is ok? They weren't throwing them like batteries at an NFL game ti injure players.

Make it make sense.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2025 05:48 PM (iU+/7)

56 You can bet on the day color and what the dildo hits the next time it happens. Last nights hit Sophie Cunningham.
Posted by: BruceWayne

We could divide up the court into numbered grids and place bets on the various landings.

A business opportunity in it's infancy.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 05:49 PM (cYBz/)

57 Soon this will escalate to mule dicks tied in a knot.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2025 05:49 PM (os5zC)

58 Odds that the Great Green Dildo Toss is really guerrilla marketing by the WNBA? 50%?

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 06, 2025 05:49 PM (qPbWL)

59 Which is worse, dildos or octopus thrown into the arena?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 06, 2025 05:47 PM (dYVUm)
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I'm guessing plastic dildos on a wood floor are more of a stumble hazard.

Judging by my run-ins with plastic dog bones.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 05:49 PM (Q4cxx)

60 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at August 06, 2025 05:49 PM (WvZaB)

61 I have come here to watch WNBA games and throw dildos...and I'm all out of dildos...

...shit.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2025 05:49 PM (M0V4/)

62 The 3 months is fucking stupid.
I had a business partner on wife 2 spend 3 months.
We were making about 16k/month each
He gave her a 50k diamond.
Lasted about 14 months
Marriage not diamond

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 05:49 PM (gbOdA)

63 >>>Women have, to my knowledge, always been as nasty and catty to each other as they are today. Social media just amplifies it.

i've heard hoe math talking about intrasex female competition being all done in secret. They don't compete openly, as men do, just through stealthy subversions and behind-the-scenes campaigning.

when this crap is done out in the open, it's just revolting.

Posted by: ace at August 06, 2025 05:49 PM (KRtlO)

64
It is high time for a serious national discussion on dildo control.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 06, 2025 05:49 PM (ykvW6)

65 So which WNBA team will be first in choosing a dildo as the new team logo?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 06, 2025 05:49 PM (5yDGQ)

66 women can have intellectual arguments"

Sure...

*backs away slowly*

Posted by: man at August 06, 2025 05:50 PM (tubbA)

67 I'm arguing with a Catholic priest on X concerning the concepts of a just war. He apparently has never read deeply of St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas' works. Nor studied at length the Catechism of the Catholic Church (CCC 2307-2317).

Oy!
Posted by: Tonypete
____

So what did he cite then? The innocent contract workers on the unfinished death star?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2025 05:50 PM (XvL8K)

68 We could divide up the court into numbered grids and place bets on the various landings.

A business opportunity in it's infancy.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 05:49

Make it like craps. First dildo sets the point. Can a dildo hit point before we crap out.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2025 05:50 PM (MGB5H)

69 Little green dildos
For you and me

Posted by: John Cougar Mellencamp at August 06, 2025 05:50 PM (q2NNn)

70 Women get fingered in the lobby at TPUSA events? Why wasn't this advertised? You want to expand the base

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2025 05:50 PM (r/xMY)

71 Dildoes, dildoes, get your hot buttered dildoes !

Throws didlo

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 05:50 PM (NtVYv)

72 Halftime Show Dildo Throw

Is it underhand for gals and overhand for boys?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 05:50 PM (gbOdA)

73 Wow, those posts on X make AoS look like a safe haven of modesty and decorum.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2025 05:50 PM (tT6L1)

74 I don't think social media make people become trashy and vile. It just shows us that a lot of people have been trashy and vile all along. It's people showing what they truly are: dead inside.

Posted by: teejuss at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (4Siu3)

75 Pearl Davis is hilarious.

She's the female mirror image of all those left wing beta males that tell you how feminist they are.

Though I'm guessing unlike them she's not molesting everyone she can get her hands on

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (t0Rmr)

76 21 I hate to go OT so early in the thread (no I don't) but this is what I have been reduced to:

I'm arguing with a Catholic priest on X concerning the concepts of a just war. He apparently has never read deeply of St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas' works. Nor studied at length the Catechism of the Catholic Church (CCC 2307-2317).

Oy!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 05:44 PM (cYBz/)

That's OK, I am in a argument about Conquistadors did nothing wrong in crushing the Aztecs and Inca's but they built a Pyramids and aqueducts so they should have been left alone to continue sacrifice people

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (FCrpy)

77 I would think a penis vibrator shaking all over the floor would be funnier. Spend the extra 10 bucks.

Legend status goes to the first person to get a sybian onto the court with an inflatable doll in WNBA gear riding it.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.2% at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (jvJvP)

78 If only women were in charge, there'd be no wars, no crime, and no mean tweets.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 06, 2025 05:43 PM

And no parallel parking.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (0sNs1)

79 We could divide up the court into numbered grids and place bets on the various landings.

A business opportunity in it's infancy.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 05:49

Dildo tac toe ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (NtVYv)

80
Breaking Fake News:

jim acosta will be interviewing the dildo on his failed podcast

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (QZOPw)

81 >>>It is high time for a serious national discussion on dildo control.

Dildos have the thing that goes up and barrel-mounts including flashlight and chainsaw

Posted by: ace at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (KRtlO)

82 I mentioned last week I thought the dildo tossing was a ploy to increase ratings.

Otherwise, who would watch that crap.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (W2Pud)

83 8 well! those ladies are CHARMING!

no wonder they're "influencers"!!!
Posted by: Black Orchid
=========
Reality TV Internet style.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (ctrM5)

84 into numbered grids and place bets on the various landings."

You sank my battleship!

Posted by: man at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (tubbA)

85 Lasted about 14 months
Marriage not diamond

===

of course not! diamonds are forever !

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2025 05:52 PM (g47mK)

86 I'd pay $20

Same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2025 05:52 PM (os5zC)

87 big old plastic vibrator D sized on hard wood floor would sound like a chainsaw.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 05:52 PM (gbOdA)

88 Not funny

Posted by: Hulk at August 06, 2025 05:46 PM (q2NNn)

Let he who has not been to an WNBA game cast the first dildo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 05:52 PM (i24o9)

89 >>> I would think a penis vibrator shaking all over the floor would be funnier. Spend the extra 10 bucks.

Look at Joe Sex-Toy Price-Knower over here

Posted by: ace at August 06, 2025 05:52 PM (KRtlO)

90 "Dildo" is a very woody word. Dil-do.

Posted by: Zombie Graham Chapman at August 06, 2025 05:52 PM (PiwSw)

91 CBD is NOT involved!
I say again, CBD is NOT involved!

You aren’t, right?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2025 05:52 PM (pzV54)

92 Ridicule can't melt dildos!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 06, 2025 05:52 PM (L/fGl)

93 We could divide up the court into numbered grids and place bets on the various landings.

A business opportunity in it's infancy.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 05:49

Dildo tac toe ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (NtVYv)

Always bet on black.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 05:52 PM (i24o9)

94
What happened to the vendors throwing peanuhs

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 05:52 PM (NtVYv)

95 I’m Not saying we need to ban all dildos. But we need common sense dildo control and absolutely no assault dildos should be legal.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 06, 2025 05:52 PM (AiNp4)

96 I don't think social media make people become trashy and vile. It just shows us that a lot of people have been trashy and vile all along. It's people showing what they truly are: dead inside.
Posted by: teejuss at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (4Siu3)
----
Yep. They hide behind a false sense of security due to the perception of anonymity.

In truth, anyone with sufficient motivation and resources can track them down and doxx them. We've seen it before.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (IBQGV)

97 Dildos have the thing that goes up and barrel-mounts including flashlight and chainsaw

Posted by: ace at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (KRtlO)
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And a compass in the stock.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (Q4cxx)

98 By the way, for the first time in years, I ordered poutine.

STEAK POUTINE!!

I didn't know but I ordered a large. WOW! It must weight 2 pounds. There will be leftovers.

It's really good though.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.2% at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (jvJvP)

99 So what did he cite then? The innocent contract workers on the unfinished death star?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

His main point was that the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were 'unjust' because they also killed Japanese Catholics.

Honest to goodness. Sheesh.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (cYBz/)

100 What we need is common sense dildo control.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (W2Pud)

101 When will the first one hit with straps attached?

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (rPvmJ)

102 years ago, the mayor of Lubbock TX lost re-election.

Besides being a dumbass, and one who implemented red-light cameras, he decided it was time to enforce the old law on the books that banned displaying more than 6 dildos at a time.

Anyway, are the WNBA dildos "fish" scented?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (WXsl0)

103 37 And congrats to Sarah Stock.
And to her fiance...you idiot.

Anyone know who these people are? I normally wouldn't care but she was accused of getting fingered in the middle of the hotel lobby at a TPUSA event. That is newsworthy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (Dv3i1)

104 64
It is high time for a serious national discussion on dildo control.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
======
You'll have to pry Charlie Brown's Dildo from his cold dead fingers.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (ctrM5)

105 backs away slowly*
Posted by: man at August 06, 2025 05:50 PM (tubbA)

Good plan. Back away slowly. Otherwise I'm able to run for a bat and club you, 😉 J/k

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (2GCMq)

106 All programmed. This is the hybrid of the WWF and the Washington Generals.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEE

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (mlg/3)

107 We could divide up the court into numbered grids and place bets on the various landings.

Dildo bingo.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (os5zC)

108 If only women were in charge, there'd be no wars, no crime, and no mean tweets.

Maria Theresa, Queen Elizabeth, Tzarina Catherine, etc..no mean tweets so...hey good enough for government work amiright?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (t0Rmr)

109 Just waiting for someone to up the game to the rubber fist.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (MGB5H)

110 >>I don't think social media make people become trashy and vile. It just shows us that a lot of people have been trashy and vile all along.

It's way more deep than that.

Human Nature on full display. Frankly, if you can keep your wits about you, it is hysterical.

But beyond the Cattiness on display, there's also Hubris, stupidity, wry humor, sarcasm, irony, really ALL the good things!

Shitposting is a possibly the most valid of the modern artforms.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (L2IqH)

111 Missed it by that much

Posted by: Booker T. & the M.G.s at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (q2NNn)

112 Also, is there video of Emily being fingered?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Yes, it's called "Freddy Got Fingered". The part of Emily was gender swapped and is played by Tom Green.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (M0V4/)

113 The constitution says that only members of a "well-regulated militia" can have dildos

Posted by: ace at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (KRtlO)

114 Social media is toxic for everyone but it has especially REKT women.

I can't imagine a more efficient vehicle for destroying the psyches of teenage girls.

Of course, there are powerful forces in society that want exactly that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (xTIDn)

115 crack down on dildos?

Posted by: Oglebay at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (MMp6W)

116 I'm guessing plastic dildos on a wood floor are more of a stumble hazard.

Judging by my run-ins with plastic dog bones.
Posted by: Axeman

At least they aren't made of Legos.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 06, 2025 05:54 PM (dYVUm)

117 Maybe we could compromise and just ban assault dildos...the black ones with the scary thing that goes up?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2025 05:54 PM (t0Rmr)

118 We could divide up the court into numbered grids and place bets on the various landings.

A business opportunity in it's infancy.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 05:49

Dildo tac toe ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

More like roulette.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2025 05:54 PM (iU+/7)

119 Anyone know who these people are? I normally wouldn't care but she was accused of getting fingered in the middle of the hotel lobby at a TPUSA event. That is newsworthy.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
========
Well, given Game of Thrones on HBO, Stock's antics are rather tame.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2025 05:54 PM (ctrM5)

120 What, Ace, you're saying that it's NOT funny to throw dildos onto the court of WNBA games?

Doesn't sound like the Ace I know.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2025 05:54 PM (77rzZ)

121 BREAKING: "No bag policy" has been implemented for tonight's WNBA game in an attempt to crack down on dildo throwers.

Um, there are other ways to sneak one in. Just sayin'.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2025 05:54 PM (0Htd1)

122 117 Maybe we could compromise and just ban assault dildos...the black ones with the scary thing that goes up?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2025 05:54 PM (t0Rmr)

I hear the black ones are very popular though...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2025 05:54 PM (xcxpd)

123 the Dildo Tossing is still happening...

Dildo tossing is one of the main events at the Trans-Gender LGBTQ+ Games. That and Cornhole.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2025 05:54 PM (IifOV)

124 Just waiting for someone to up the game to the rubber fist.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (MGB5H)

Hulk fist also not funny

Posted by: Hulk at August 06, 2025 05:54 PM (q2NNn)

125 Dildos have the thing that goes up and barrel-mounts including flashlight and chainsaw

Posted by: ace at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (KRtlO)
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And a compass in the stock.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (Q4cxx)

You'll put your eye out, son.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 05:54 PM (i24o9)

126 What happened to the vendors throwing peanuhs
Posted by: Hatari somewhere

They couldn't get concessioners to stop laughing after hollering "Get your nuts here!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 05:54 PM (cYBz/)

127 We demand equal time for merkins!

Posted by: The National League of Merkin Enthusiasts at August 06, 2025 05:55 PM (PiwSw)

128 I'm not sex toy educated but can dildii have batteries?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 06, 2025 05:55 PM (kTd/k)

129 So apparently there is a new $65 million taxpayer-funded homeless shelter for LGBTQ people in NYC.

It's called Ace's Place.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 06, 2025 05:55 PM (w6EFb)

130 We really live in a profoundly stupid times. A horrible quality basketball league is now most known for dildos being tossed on the court. There is no intelligent or non funny way to fight it. Everything will simply cause more dildos to be thrown. WNBA ceases operating in 3,2,....

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2025 05:55 PM (r/xMY)

131 117 Maybe we could compromise and just ban assault dildos...the black ones with the scary thing that goes up?
Posted by: 18-1
=======
The one with the chainsaw bayonet attached is the one that we really need to worry about. Plus high capacity magazine dildos.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2025 05:55 PM (ctrM5)

132 Wait until I throw one of these out on the court: https://images.app.goo.gl/4sm4upj9fCM5T8hNA

Posted by: Nick Rivers at August 06, 2025 05:55 PM (JVWMJ)

133 His main point was that the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were 'unjust' because they also killed Japanese Catholics.

Nagasaki was the traditional center of Japanese Christianity.

Tough beans.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 06, 2025 05:55 PM (xTIDn)

134 >>What, Ace, you're saying that it's NOT funny to throw dildos onto the court of WNBA games?

i denounce this disrespect shown to these elegant and well-behaved ladies.

Posted by: ace at August 06, 2025 05:55 PM (KRtlO)

135 112 Also, is there video of Emily being fingered?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Yes, it's called "Freddy Got Fingered". The part of Emily was gender swapped and is played by Tom Green.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (M0V4/)

Hard pass. I've seen Freddy Got Fingered.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 06, 2025 05:55 PM (xcxpd)

136
This thread is going to peter out fast.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 05:55 PM (NtVYv)

137 Waste of a perfectly good dildo.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at August 06, 2025 05:55 PM (UjdFS)

138 Need a welfare check on CBD.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2025 05:55 PM (Q4IgG)

139 I left Lubbock years ago! When was this dildo mayor of Lubbock?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2025 05:56 PM (pzV54)

140 jim acosta will be interviewing the dildo on his failed podcast

Just an AI version.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 06, 2025 05:56 PM (rPvmJ)

141 I missed this story but it's okay because the Dildo Tossing is still happening.

Could this be indicative that Ace reads our comments less than some commenters read his content?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2025 05:56 PM (0sNs1)

142 Dang wiseacres and wisenheimers!

Posted by: Weasel at August 06, 2025 05:56 PM (c71FC)

143 What if somebody threw Charlie Brown's Dildo onto a basketball court?

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2025 05:56 PM (77rzZ)

144 What's the dildo count so far?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2025 05:56 PM (4DHm3)

145 Washington Free Beacon@FreeBeacon
WATCH: Mahmoud Khalil, a leader of the anti-Semitic protests that have rocked Columbia University, says "we" couldn't have avoided Hamas's Oct. 7 massacre.
"It felt frightening that we had to reach this moment in the Palestinian struggle," he said. "We couldn't avoid such a moment."
Later on, Khalil said the attack had to happen "to break the cycle," given that a "Saudi-Israel deal" was "very imminent."

-
Of course 10/7 was needed! Otherwise 10/8 and 10/6 would slam into each other.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 06, 2025 05:56 PM (L/fGl)

146 crack down on dildos?
Posted by: Oglebay

iswydt

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 05:56 PM (cYBz/)

147 Maybe they could sell those giant foam fingers, except for peahnus shaped instead.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 05:56 PM (NtVYv)

148
I'm arguing with a Catholic priest on X concerning the concepts of a just war. He apparently has never read deeply of St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas' works. Nor studied at length the Catechism of the Catholic Church (CCC 2307-2317).

I brought up the same thing years ago at my then Episcopal church's vestry meeting right after 9/11 for the pre-meeting lesson. About two thirds of the vestry members sharted themselves (figuratively) on the spot, as did our rector. Having none of it, they were.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 06, 2025 05:57 PM (ykvW6)

149 110 >>I don't think social media make people become trashy and vile. It just shows us that a lot of people have been trashy and vile all along.

It's way more deep than that.

Human Nature on full display. Frankly, if you can keep your wits about you, it is hysterical.

But beyond the Cattiness on display, there's also Hubris, stupidity, wry humor, sarcasm, irony, really ALL the good things!

Shitposting is a possibly the most valid of the modern artforms.
Posted by: garrett
========
Sort of like a modern Canterbury Tales this is. At least the Miller's Tale.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2025 05:57 PM (ctrM5)

150 reminds me of the time as a kid roller skating and all of a sudden I tumbled over a Chilly Dilly someone had tossed out on the rink

Posted by: DanMan at August 06, 2025 05:57 PM (8uzBS)

151

What kind of dick would do something like this ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 05:57 PM (NtVYv)

152 I'm getting tired of these motherf***ing dildos on this motherf***ing court.

Posted by: Gay Samuel L. Jackson (pretty much just the regular Samuel L. Jackson) at August 06, 2025 05:57 PM (KRtlO)

153
If you outlaw dildos, only outlaws will have dildos.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 06, 2025 05:57 PM (ykvW6)

154 The 3 months is fucking stupid.
I had a business partner on wife 2 spend 3 months....

If you're spending three months salary on little green dildos,

you're doing marriage wrong.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2025 05:57 PM (iJfKG)

155
It's a phallacy !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 05:57 PM (NtVYv)

156 Those aren’t conservative women - they’re catty beyotches.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2025 05:58 PM (Hkcdp)

157 What's the dildo count so far?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2025 05:56 PM (4DHm3)

3 during play, 1 before a game and another that was thrown but did not reach the floor. 5 total.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2025 05:58 PM (MGB5H)

158 148
I'm arguing with a Catholic priest on X concerning the concepts of a just war. He apparently has never read deeply of St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas' works. Nor studied at length the Catechism of the Catholic Church (CCC 2307-2317).

I brought up the same thing years ago at my then Episcopal church's vestry meeting right after 9/11 for the pre-meeting lesson. About two thirds of the vestry members sharted themselves (figuratively) on the spot, as did our rector. Having none of it, they were.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
=========
History belongs to those who show up--not weak kneed losers preaching pacifism.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2025 05:58 PM (ctrM5)

159 I missed this story but it's okay because the Dildo Tossing is still happening.

Hey! Remember us???

Posted by: Dwarves at August 06, 2025 05:58 PM (W/lyH)

160 Pry my dead cold hands.

I don't use green not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 06, 2025 05:58 PM (2FQpt)

161
You people are hilarious!!

Ace is the best blog on the internet.

Thanks Ace for all you do.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 06, 2025 05:58 PM (3ek7K)

162 of course not! diamonds are forever !
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2025 05:52 PM (g47mK)

Jill St John

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 05:59 PM (gbOdA)

163 And all this time, I thought influencers were shallow and stupid.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2025 05:59 PM (0Htd1)

164
Either the WNBA accepts the girthiness of this protest or it slinks away in shame, and unsatisfied.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 06, 2025 05:59 PM (ykvW6)

165 BREAKING: "No bag policy" has been implemented for tonight's WNBA game in an attempt to crack down on dildo throwers.

How many of the players will be banned from the game for their looks.....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2025 05:59 PM (S/Y4j)

166 What's the dildo count so far?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2025 05:56 PM (4DHm3)

3 during play, 1 before a game and another that was thrown but did not reach the floor. 5 total.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2025 05:58 PM (MGB5H)

Players de-wigged during play count is still at 1.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2025 05:59 PM (MGB5H)

167 143 What if somebody threw Charlie Brown's Dildo onto a basketball court?
Posted by: Bulg
========
He would nail them with his AR-10. Sally might be pissed though.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2025 05:59 PM (ctrM5)

168 of course not! diamonds are forever !
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2025 05:52 PM (g47mK)

Last Sean

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 05:59 PM (gbOdA)

169 3 during play, 1 before a game and another that was thrown but did not reach the floor. 5 total.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2025 05:58 PM (MGB5H)

Cinco de dildo is now a holiday.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 05:59 PM (NtVYv)

170 Is their music at WNBA GAMES?

Someone could be really grunt and play the chords from Detachable P$nis
DUN dun dun dun
DUN dun dun dun…

Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2025 05:59 PM (Hkcdp)

171 Truck Nuts! Get your Truck Nuts!

Posted by: Truck Nuts Stadium Vendor at August 06, 2025 05:59 PM (q2NNn)

172 I spent 3 months salary on my wife's engagement ring. But I was a PFC in the Army in 1988.

And, come to think of it, no I didn't. It might have been one month's pay.

But, our 37th is coming up next weekend. Money well spent by a poor-ass Soldier like me.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Got a Ton of Boring Stories at August 06, 2025 06:00 PM (0aYVJ)

173 140 jim acosta will be interviewing the dildo on his failed podcast

Just an AI version.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 06, 2025 05:56 PM

Right after he interviews AI people from Hiroshima to get their views on nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.2% at August 06, 2025 06:00 PM (jvJvP)

174 I missed this story but it's okay because the Dildo Tossing is still happening.

Hey! Remember us???
Posted by: Dwarves

Just don't tell the Elf.

Posted by: Gimli Son of Gloin at August 06, 2025 06:00 PM (M0V4/)

175 Dildo tac toe ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (NtVYv)

Dick tac do.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 06, 2025 06:00 PM (k9OZB)

176 Do you toss dildos for speed, distance, or accuracy?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:00 PM (gbOdA)

177 The sad part is that dildo was not green when purchased.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2025 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

178
"Greeeeeen Dildo is the toy for me!..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 06:01 PM (kkTda)

179 These broads are funny!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2025 06:01 PM (JvZF+)

180 Next will be WNBA players bragging about their foo stamp hauls.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2025 06:01 PM (4DHm3)

181
Who will be the first to sink a dildo from beyond half court?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 06, 2025 06:01 PM (ykvW6)

182 I don't think social media make people become trashy and vile. It just shows us that a lot of people have been trashy and vile all along. It's people showing what they truly are: dead inside.
---
Long post on Insty; go read.

It wasn't social media that made the current nastiness, it was the JEF Obama and his racial antagonizing and instigating.
From that signal, the left--already itching to let their hate flow--ran wild.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 06:01 PM (WXsl0)

183 144 What's the dildo count so far?
Posted by: Boss Moss
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No hits, no walks, and five fouled off.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2025 06:01 PM (ctrM5)

184 Disguised the dildo as a dog or Chilli dog.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 06, 2025 06:01 PM (2FQpt)

185 Heyyyyy, that’s my story-finding dildo!!
Give it back

Posted by: Former VICE Writer at August 06, 2025 06:01 PM (Hkcdp)

186 Let the dildos hit the floor
Let the dildos hit the floor
Let the dildos hit the floor
Let the dildos hit the...
FLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!

YouTube: https://bit.ly/4ftjTLp

Posted by: Drowning Pool at August 06, 2025 06:01 PM (P5BPp)

187 of course not! diamonds are forever !
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2025 05:52 PM (g47mK)

Jill St John
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 05:59 PM (gbOdA)

Plenty O' Toole

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2025 06:01 PM (q2NNn)

188 16 But if he read his comments once in a while he'd see we were on top of this dildo thing yesterday.
------------

It's a penetrating situation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2025 06:01 PM (nEGV+)

189 Maybe the Rockies could pay someone to throw dildos onto their field.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 06, 2025 06:02 PM (L/fGl)

190 These green dildos should be collected and given to the Commissioner so she can inspect them. Maybe they go in the WNBA Hall of Fame museum as fan participation exhibits.

Posted by: High tech at August 06, 2025 06:02 PM (37cEZ)

191 It wasn't social media that made the current nastiness, it was the JEF Obama and his racial antagonizing and instigating.
From that signal, the left--already itching to let their hate flow--ran wild.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 06:01 PM (WXsl0)

That's a pointed argument

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:02 PM (NtVYv)

192
I

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 06:02 PM (kkTda)

193 178
"Greeeeeen Dildo is the toy for me!..."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Za Za Gabor decides Green Acres is the place to be after singing that.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2025 06:02 PM (ctrM5)

194
Sorry about that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 06:02 PM (kkTda)

195 Man, THAT IS A LOT OF POUTINE!

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.2% at August 06, 2025 06:02 PM (jvJvP)

196 Green Dildo is PEOPLE!

Posted by: Charlton Heston in the role that made him Great at August 06, 2025 06:02 PM (JvZF+)

197 Hey lady, don't kick my dick !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:03 PM (NtVYv)

198
If you throw a dildo with Peyronie's, does it come back to you?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 06:03 PM (kkTda)

199 Is there a toss style?

head first vs shaft vs hilt?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:03 PM (gbOdA)

200 188 16 But if he read his comments once in a while he'd see we were on top of this dildo thing yesterday.
------------

It's a penetrating situation.
Posted by: Braenyard
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The trend might be bottoming out.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2025 06:03 PM (ctrM5)

201 Oh the misogyny!

Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2025 06:03 PM (YwEeS)

202 I was reading that they were not thrown but slipped out during the game

Posted by: n at August 06, 2025 06:03 PM (aPumR)

203 Plenty O' Toole
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2025 06:01 PM (q2NNn)

Bambi and Thumper

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:03 PM (gbOdA)

204
There is a new definition for flopping

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:03 PM (NtVYv)

205 No dildo green I.

Posted by: Horta at August 06, 2025 06:04 PM (q2NNn)

206 The Japanese crucified a lot of Christians in the early 1600s. Those who were crucified are recognized as martyrs of the Faith. Those who were not crucified went underground, so to speak. Thus the Hidden Christians who worshipped Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost in secret. Their theology deviated a little over the next 200+ years, until they were allowed to come out of hiding in the Meiji era. Yes, this was in the Nagasaki region.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 06, 2025 06:04 PM (pzV54)

207 198
If you throw a dildo with Peyronie's, does it come back to you?
==

It's known as a Boomewang

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 06, 2025 06:04 PM (0bjKf)

208
Stick the landing !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:04 PM (NtVYv)

209 It devolved from there.
.....

Just got funnier and funnier.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2025 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

210 Maybe the Rockies could pay someone to throw dildos onto their field.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 06, 2025 06:02 PM (L/fGl)

Dante Bichette retired years ago.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Got a Ton of Boring Stories at August 06, 2025 06:04 PM (0aYVJ)

211 Wait... now it's three months' salary?

I'm so old, I remember when DeBeers ads said "two months' salary"

Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2025 06:04 PM (rdVOm)

212 "Shitposting is a possibly the most valid of the modern artforms.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (L2IqH) "

at least it has real creativity going on ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 06, 2025 06:04 PM (dKEEs)

213 I'm arguing with a Catholic priest on X concerning the concepts of a just war. He apparently has never read deeply of St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas' works. Nor studied at length the Catechism of the Catholic Church (CCC 2307-2317).

Oy!
Posted by: Tonypete

It's not like the old days, when popes had their own armies. Now they just have the Swiss Guard standing around with pikes. They can't exactly fight a just war wearing those outfits.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2025 06:04 PM (0Htd1)

214 I didn't have an engagement ring in the traditional sense. Spouse gave me an amethyst ring but we didn't get engaged until quite some time after . It was fine. I loved the amethyst ring and didn't want a diamond ring, so women arguing over the size of a diamond just sound ludicrous .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2025 06:04 PM (2GCMq)

215 198
If you throw a dildo with Peyronie's, does it come back to you?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 06:03 PM (kkTda)

cockarang

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:04 PM (gbOdA)

216 it was awkward when two wnbaers were thrown out of the game for fighting over dildos

Posted by: n at August 06, 2025 06:05 PM (aPumR)

217
Three second violation !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:05 PM (NtVYv)

218 If you throw a dildo with Peyronie's, does it come back to you?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 06:03 PM (kkTda)

Boomerwanger?

Posted by: Billy Jeff at August 06, 2025 06:05 PM (q2NNn)

219
What's green and smells like Miss Piggy?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2025 06:05 PM (QZOPw)

220 I'm guessing green might be running it's course. It's time for a new color, all thparkly and shiny.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2025 06:05 PM (S/Y4j)

221 163 And all this time, I thought influencers were shallow and stupid.
Posted by: nerdygirl
==========
Well all influencers have a mouth to rent.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2025 06:05 PM (ctrM5)

222 Drop the oversized dildo. Raise your hands. Police.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 06, 2025 06:05 PM (2FQpt)

223 Hard pass. I've seen Freddy Got Fingered.
---
Same.
It was really, really bad.
Best review:
It's not one a top-10 worst movie it's on top-ten worst movies rated by 9-year olds.

Also: My local Blockbuster had 2 copies--two!--in the "new release" section for over two years.
Every time I saw it, "wtf, that was horrible. And why is it still here?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 06:05 PM (WXsl0)

224 WATCH: Mahmoud Khalil, a leader of the anti-Semitic protests that have rocked Columbia University, says "we" couldn't have avoided Hamas's Oct. 7 massacre.
"It felt frightening that we had to reach this moment in the Palestinian struggle,"
___

Would you say that the Palestinian struggle is also your struggle, Mr Khalil? Maybe you can write a book about it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2025 06:05 PM (Dv3i1)

225 220 I'm guessing green might be running it's course. It's time for a new color, all thparkly and shiny.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
========
How about the My Little Pony edition?

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2025 06:06 PM (ctrM5)

226 Besides being a dumbass, and one who implemented red-light cameras, he decided it was time to enforce the old law on the books that banned displaying more than 6 dildos at a time.

I gotta agree with the mayor. At that point, you're just showing off.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2025 06:06 PM (/y8xj)

227 Gives new meaning to "stepping on your dick".

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2025 06:06 PM (v0R5T)

228 What's green and smells like Miss Piggy?
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2025 06:05 PM (QZOPw)

ALICE COOPER!

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Got a Ton of Boring Stories at August 06, 2025 06:06 PM (0aYVJ)

229 That green dildo is one bad mutha...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2025 06:06 PM (63Dwl)

230

Ho, ho, ho..Green Giant

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:06 PM (NtVYv)

231 Man, the WNBA is getting this dildos up the wazoo!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:06 PM (Q4cxx)

232 What's green and smells like Miss Piggy?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Kermit's fingers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2025 06:06 PM (iU+/7)

233 D fense.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2025 06:07 PM (4DHm3)

234 WNBA Fan Who Threw Green Dildo On Court Gets ARRESTED!

YouTube: https://bit.ly/4lhZpq7

Booked on counts of disorderly conduct, public indecency/indecent exposure and criminal trespass.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 06, 2025 06:07 PM (P5BPp)

235 216 it was awkward when two wnbaers were thrown out of the game for fighting over dildos
Posted by: n at August 06, 2025 06:05 PM (aPumR)

jump balls

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:07 PM (gbOdA)

236 Women (or at least a significant percentage of them) have always been hyper-competitive, nasty, back-stabbing cunts to each other … in private, behind each other’s backs. Social media is merely showing this publicly.

It’s also telling that the same women who champion modern feminism and all its dysfunction — promiscuity, single motherhood, vulgar language, sucking a lot of black rapper dicks — are the ones who turn into Puritans as soon as they can use it against another woman. This is exactly what happened in their thread Ace posted above.

Btw what kind of toxicunt whore shits on the size of the diamond on an engagement ring?

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at August 06, 2025 06:07 PM (qPbWL)

237 *looks at picture*

The Paolo is, how you say...not green with envy.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 06, 2025 06:07 PM (W/lyH)

238 jump balls

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:07 PM (gbOdA)
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Nope. Bag ban.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:08 PM (Q4cxx)

239 What about Second Breakfast Dildo?

Posted by: Pippen(no, not that one) at August 06, 2025 06:08 PM (i0F8b)

240 I can't imagine a more efficient vehicle for destroying the psyches of teenage girls.

Of course, there are powerful forces in society that want exactly that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 06, 2025 05:53 PM (xTIDn)
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It's worse than that. There are powerful forces in the spiritual realm that crave the destruction of young women because they know it offends God.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2025 06:09 PM (IBQGV)

241 This Sarah Stock?

https://tinyurl.com/24dbuhak

Formerly Ontario-based, Canadian-American Sarah Stock joined Rebel News in 2022 where she worked part-time until 2024. Sarah is located in Southern California where she studies political science.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2025 06:09 PM (Dv3i1)

242
Technical foul, also, offsides

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:09 PM (NtVYv)

243 What is the deal with Pearl Davis? Never heard of her.

She is a troll?

A troll for women or against women?

Posted by: EFG at August 06, 2025 06:09 PM (hUpCo)

244 Arrested the dildo tossed, eh?

Meanwhile, half the players who attack Vlark don’t even get , uh, penalized..

Posted by: Former VICE Writer at August 06, 2025 06:09 PM (Hkcdp)

245 If any of you have a crush on any WNBA player, there are kits where you can make a dildo based on your manhood.

You could make it pink so it stands out among the rest of the dildos.

Wrap it with a nice bow.

Tie a cute card to it and you're good to go....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.2% at August 06, 2025 06:09 PM (jvJvP)

246 Five second rule:
Quick, from floor to whore.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2025 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

247 No bump stocks or suppressors.

Posted by: mot at August 06, 2025 06:09 PM (fIPNY)

248 2 fans arrested for throwing dildos

Both charged with cock fighting

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:09 PM (gbOdA)

249 Wouldn't a FleshLight be more appropriate?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 06, 2025 06:10 PM (bNf8H)

250
Was it a one armed man ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:10 PM (NtVYv)

251 WNBA Fan Who Threw Green Dildo On Court Gets ARRESTED!

YouTube: https://bit.ly/4lhZpq7

Booked on counts of disorderly conduct, public indecency/indecent exposure and criminal trespass.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton

If they bought a ticket, the CT will get thrown out.
Actually, so will the PI/IE.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2025 06:10 PM (iU+/7)

252
"Speak softly, and carry a big green dildo."

- T Roosevelt

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 06:10 PM (AOsQT)

253 Due to the recent events of sex toys being thrown onto courts during play, tonight's game between the Miami Scrunts and the Houston Ho's has been postponed. The game will be rescheduled for the next time these two teams face one another as part of a double-ender.

Posted by: The WNBA at August 06, 2025 06:10 PM (M0V4/)

254 If you throw a dildo with Peyronie's, does it come back to you?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 06:03 PM (kkTda)

Boomerwanger?
Posted by: Billy Jeff at August 06, 2025 06:05 PM (q2NNn)

OMG!
Absolutely a top ten post of the week!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2025 06:10 PM (W/lyH)

255 Walter Pidgeon and Maureen O'Hara star in:

How Green Was My Dildo?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2025 06:11 PM (q2NNn)

256 Maybe it was just a Vice magazine employee choosing what to write about.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 06:11 PM (cduTK)

257 Holy crap. I just saw the influencer shit.

Earlier I had just seen the dildo material.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2025 06:11 PM (zZu0s)

258 Fried green dildos.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2025 06:11 PM (4DHm3)

259 Earlier I had just seen the dildo material.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2025 06:11 PM (zZu0s)

What else is there to see ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:11 PM (NtVYv)

260 I keep getting searched for "Reasonable Suspicion" whenever I go to a WNBA game.

Posted by: BIG MIKE at August 06, 2025 06:11 PM (b7MbH)

261

Too small !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:11 PM (NtVYv)

262 Oh, I see Vice writer already chimed in.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 06:12 PM (cduTK)

263 Famous movies and shows:
I Dream of Dildo
Gone with the Dildo
Good Morning Dildo
Last of the Dildos
It's Always Dildo in Philadelphia
Back to the Dildo I, II and III
Revenge of the Dildos
Dildo House

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 06:12 PM (WXsl0)

264 Finally a reason to watch a WNBA game. The Dems will probably want to ban them as assault weapons.

Posted by: Long Dong Silver at August 06, 2025 06:12 PM (hmedC)

265 The backstabbing cat fight reminds me very much of Appalachia and my wife's family on Facebook.

One minute they are all preachy, praising God, blessing his name and in the very next post: "Bille May you are such whore. I know you tried to sleep with my man, and I swear if I see you, I will snatch your little head bald!"

it was compelling reading.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:12 PM (ZOv7s)

266 Holy crap. I just saw the influencer shit.

Earlier I had just seen the dildo material.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

I can see how you'd get stuck on that.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 06, 2025 06:12 PM (WjKqU)

267 So what did he cite then? The innocent contract workers on the unfinished death star?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

His main point was that the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were 'unjust' because they also killed Japanese Catholics.

Honest to goodness. Sheesh.
Posted by: Tonypete
______

So yes, that seems to me to be the same principle as with the death star. But I guess he was OK with Catholics being killed in the bombings of Germany? Or innocent Catholics killed in virtually any other war? If he's saying all war is unjust, then I admire him for his consistency. But I sense he was not saying that.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2025 06:12 PM (XvL8K)

268 That Dildo is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you orgasm!

Posted by: Reece at August 06, 2025 06:13 PM (i0F8b)

269 Shoot, if you must, this old gray head, but spare my WNBA dildo!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 06, 2025 06:13 PM (L/fGl)

270 If any of you have a crush on any WNBA player, there are kits where you can make a dildo based on your manhood.

You could make it pink so it stands out among the rest of the dildos.

Wrap it with a nice bow.

Tie a cute card to it and you're good to go....
Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.2% at August 06, 2025 06:09 PM (jvJvP)

Gift wrap it in a box.

Posted by: Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg at August 06, 2025 06:13 PM (q2NNn)

271 Hey, remember when the left was all wearing Pussy Hats?
Some sort of combination of offend/repel the squares?

Look at how they are all recoiling in horror to a dildo.

LOL

A daily dose of dildo makes the medicine go down.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 06:13 PM (WXsl0)

272 Ach, we Scots have been tossing the caber for centuries. Wearing skirts. Going commando.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 06, 2025 06:14 PM (DsA2n)

273
I hope this gets larger and there are hundreds of dildoes thrown on the court

Posted by: Kym Kardassian at August 06, 2025 06:14 PM (NtVYv)

274 It's worse than that. There are powerful forces in the spiritual realm that crave the destruction of young women because they know it offends God.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2025 06:09 PM (IBQGV)
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You may not be interested in spiritual warfare, but spiritual warfare is very interested in YOU.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:14 PM (ZOv7s)

275 I stopped reading after "baby daddy". That particular wretched phrase drives me up the wall.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 06, 2025 06:14 PM (3GI6O)

276 Otherwise I'm able to run for a bat and club you"

There shouldn't be clubs for women...

*runs*

Posted by: man at August 06, 2025 06:14 PM (tubbA)

277 While I enjoy a good dildo story as much as the next person, I don't like assholish fan behavior throwing anything into the field of play. It's not like hats or octopi that are celebrations. It's just a dick move. SWIDT

Posted by: the dandy at August 06, 2025 06:14 PM (8l8nW)

278 I'd pay to see a green dildo get stuck in one of those wigs.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2025 06:14 PM (v0R5T)

279 The only thing I use FB for is some brief announcements about church. I had a personal FB years ago, but it was so long ago and I used it so rarely that it got deleted.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2025 06:14 PM (2GCMq)

280

Any advertising on it ? Might be a business opp

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:15 PM (NtVYv)

281 BREAKING: "No bag policy" has been implemented for tonight's WNBA game --

So gelded dildos are OK then?

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2025 06:15 PM (144I4)

282 Anne of Green Dildoes

Posted by: Lucy Maud Montgomery at August 06, 2025 06:15 PM (q2NNn)

283 And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you orgasm!
Posted by: Reece at August 06, 2025 06:13 PM (i0F8b)

We're gonna need a bigger dildo.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 06, 2025 06:15 PM (MRgz9)

284 Exactly who is influenced by these people? Rhetorical question, no need to answer, but eeesh get a life.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 06, 2025 06:15 PM (rvwwT)

285
Do they sell hot dogs at the game ?

They do now

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:15 PM (NtVYv)

286 It was an oopsie that the largest Catholic cathedral in Asia (Urakami) was near ground zero for Fat Man. But the Mitsubishi defense factory was even closer. Sure the planned aimpoint was the Mitsubishi shipyards a few miles south in the harbor - or a small bridge in a nearby district, according to a monument there, but that whole issue remains confusing.

Arguing it was bad because of the flavor of the people affected is as stupid as it gets.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 06, 2025 06:15 PM (U/Byj)

287 I hope this gets larger and there are hundreds of dildoes thrown on the court
Posted by: Kym Kardassian at August 06, 2025 06:14 PM (NtVYv)
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Maybe they can by liked the Red Wings, where the octopi tossing was getting out of hand, so they just had a real big one ceremonially tossed on the ice.

Hmmm, we're moving into pagan fertility ceremonies here, aren't we?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:15 PM (ZOv7s)

288 Holy crap. I just saw the influencer shit.
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Ja! Normally you haff to pay goot money for that shit!

Posted by: German Guy at August 06, 2025 06:16 PM (Q4cxx)

289 I give zero fucks about this or what women say to women on the internet.

I only have this one life.

This is like listening to what the View has to say about something.

Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2025 06:16 PM (fV+MH)

290 >>> 82 I mentioned last week I thought the dildo tossing was a ploy to increase ratings.

Otherwise, who would watch that crap.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (W2Pud)

nurse ratched Johnson is right!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 06, 2025 06:16 PM (ULPxl)

291
I know why the caged dildo sings.

Posted by: maya angeloo at August 06, 2025 06:16 PM (QZOPw)

292 Those WNBA players should stop playing ball on a dildo range. Someone is gonna get hurt

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 06:16 PM (dfIr7)

293 And congrats to Sarah Stock.
And to her fiance...you idiot.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

I can't see any of the threaded replies, so... did the original poster do anything objectionable other than show off her engagement ring?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2025 06:16 PM (a+4eV)

294 While I enjoy a good dildo story as much as the next person, I don't like assholish fan behavior throwing anything into the field of play. It's not like hats or octopi that are celebrations. It's just a dick move. SWIDT
Posted by: the dandy at August 06, 2025 06:14 PM (8l8nW)

Don't go soft on us

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:16 PM (NtVYv)

295 I’ve always thought it would be great to carry a dildo shaped flask into a ball game.

“Yes sir, Mr. Security Guard, that’s my dildo! You might want to check it though, and make sure it’s not a flask full of Jim Beam!”

“Uh no it’s ok you go ahead.”

But I guess that wouldn’t work in the WNBA.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at August 06, 2025 06:16 PM (jYRYu)

296 Just make the WNBA basketball courts a Dildo Free Zone. That should stop it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2025 06:16 PM (VofaG)

297 Hah. Something actually made me click on a WNBA video.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 06, 2025 06:16 PM (eYAt4)

298 Dildo Now
The Dildo
Dildo
The Last Dildo
How to Train Your Dildo
Dildo and Juliet
Bad News Dildo
The Dildo Movie

Posted by: Accomack at August 06, 2025 06:17 PM (28cZF)

299 285
Do they sell hot dogs at the game ?

They do now

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:15 PM (NtVYv)

+++++

That's pretty funny when you think about it. What a dilemma.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 06, 2025 06:17 PM (3GI6O)

300 "I know what you're thinking. 'Did he throw six dildos, or only five' ".

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 06:17 PM (AOsQT)

301 ICYMI, Gov. Newsom chortled as he posted what he thought was a witty comeback to online posts showing the absurd gerrymandered districts in many Dem states.

He included WY, ND, and SD as examples of GOP doing the same.

One-district states.

Remember: it's not how stupid these public figures are (and they are) - it's about how stupid their voters are.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 06, 2025 06:17 PM (U/Byj)

302 Can we just agree that 90% of these female "influencers" are horrible people?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 06:17 PM (dfIr7)

303 If I had a daughter who postedI WON with a pic of her engagement ring, I would give her the side-eye and wonder if that was really my kid.

And then I would remember that paternity tests are for Men Only.

Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2025 06:17 PM (mYpWd)

304 I'll get you, my pretty. And your green dildo, too!

Posted by: The Wicked Witch of the West at August 06, 2025 06:17 PM (i0F8b)

305 Polymarket Sports is accepting bets on dildos being thrown.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2025 06:18 PM (iU+/7)

306 That's so precious.

Posted by: Octopus-Toting Red Wings Fan at August 06, 2025 06:18 PM (ezJXh)

307 Green Dildos and Ham.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 06, 2025 06:18 PM (L/fGl)

308 It was an oopsie that the largest Catholic cathedral in Asia (Urakami) was near ground zero for Fat Man. But the Mitsubishi defense factory was even closer. Sure the planned aimpoint was the Mitsubishi shipyards a few miles south in the harbor - or a small bridge in a nearby district, according to a monument there, but that whole issue remains confusing.

Arguing it was bad because of the flavor of the people affected is as stupid as it gets.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 06, 2025 06:15 PM (U/Byj)

it was the top of the key. They need to get someone with a good arm out there

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:18 PM (NtVYv)

309 It's just a dick move. SWIDT
Posted by: the dandy

Don't go soft on us
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

He's taking a rigid stance

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 06:18 PM (dfIr7)

310 While I enjoy a good dildo story as much as the next person, I don't like assholish fan behavior throwing anything into the field of play. It's not like hats or octopi that are celebrations. It's just a dick move. SWIDT
Posted by: the dandy at August 06, 2025 06:14 PM (8l8nW)
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Octopi are celebratory.

I'm not completely happy with that behavior, but it still isn't like dildo throwing.

Posted by: German Guy at August 06, 2025 06:18 PM (Q4cxx)

311 There needs to be a blitz attack. Let it rain on the court,

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 06, 2025 06:18 PM (33LJY)

312 BREAKING: "No bag policy" has been implemented for tonight's WNBA game --

So gelded dildos are OK then?

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2025 06:15 PM (144I4)

Steer clear of this area of humor.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 06:19 PM (i24o9)

313 You guys are gonna wear that dildo out.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2025 06:19 PM (vFG9F)

314 I remember when the Seattle Kings and the Portland Buckaroos played hickey and the Seattle fans would throw salmon on the ice.
Good times...good times...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2025 06:19 PM (W/lyH)

315 It was an oopsie that the largest Catholic cathedral in Asia (Urakami) was near ground zero for Fat Man. But the Mitsubishi defense factory was even closer. Sure the planned aimpoint was the Mitsubishi shipyards a few miles south in the harbor - or a small bridge in a nearby district, according to a monument there, but that whole issue remains confusing.

Arguing it was bad because of the flavor of the people affected is as stupid as it gets.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 06, 2025 06:15 PM (U/Byj)
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US bomb sights were not perfect, and from a high altitude, wind is factor.

One of the better paranoid conspiracy theories I've heard is that Truman was a Freemason and picked those targets because of the known Catholic presence.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)

316 Is there anyone in the WNBA who seems like a decent human being besides Caitlyn Clarke? . I only say that about her because I've seen her interviewed . I do not follow the WNBA . I don't follow men playing basketball either .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2025 06:19 PM (2GCMq)

317 So they tossed dildos have all been green?

Typical lazy-ass commies buying bulk for their "grass roots" campaigns. Are the dildo tossers all wearing J Crew shirts with jorts???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 06, 2025 06:19 PM (ULPxl)

318 Two Dildos For Sister Sarah

A Fistful of Dildos

For A Few Dildos More

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2025 06:19 PM (q2NNn)

319 What is going on with those conservative female twitterers?
I thought it was only libtards who are supposed to be ratchet.

Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2025 06:19 PM (mYpWd)

320 Look, the cord is showing.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2025 06:19 PM (vFG9F)

321 In Ireland, all the dildos are green.

Posted by: ROSIE O'DONNELL at August 06, 2025 06:19 PM (b7MbH)

322 The hit the kid throw might put a welcome end to this.
Overplayed by the third time.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 06, 2025 06:19 PM (RE0lB)

323 I am so happy that I did not know influencers or have social media in 1978! I still don't! I did recognize (finally) "mean girls" in my last job. Such idiots! Such a PITA to go to work. Such victory when I quit! My husband got tired of hearing me complain about the beetches.

When we got engaged during the Civil War era, he was not yet finished with college and bought my rings on his salary. I was not marrying the ring but him. Ten years later he had me upgrade but I refused to change the setting much, but got a bigger diamond. It was not a contest with other's rings! He paid cash for the rings. Our sons also didn't go go into debt over an engagement ring. So stupid.

At work, one of my bosses sneered and asked me if the engagement ring was a "promise ring." I said no, did not act all offended and slap her, and said it will look better with the wedding ring (they sort of intertwine with diamonds and sapphires). I look back now and think, "What a complete bitch!" to say this to me! I should have said, "Well, you are ugly and lucky to have found anyone who wants to wake up with you." But I didn't think that way.

Apparently I have gotten better with snark as I age like fine wine.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2025 06:20 PM (6PCLE)

324 Dildo Now
The Dildo
Dildo
The Last Dildo
How to Train Your Dildo
Dildo and Juliet
Bad News Dildo
The Dildo Movie
Posted by: Accomack at August 06, 2025 06:17 PM (28cZF)
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The Dildo Who Loved Me.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:20 PM (Q4cxx)

325 How will they relace all the bags on their teams in short order?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2025 06:20 PM (4DHm3)

326 Someone should start a Little Green Dildos website. Go rightish in the beginning until you get a following and then go hard left and ban everyone. Then just bicycling with dildos.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 06:20 PM (cduTK)

327 No tossing in the no-no rectangle.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 06, 2025 06:20 PM (DsA2n)

328 Yeah WNBA is not especially dull to watch to me, all basketball falls into that category. Its just a boring sport.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 06:20 PM (dfIr7)

329 Some Wiseacres (and Also Wisenheimers) Think It's Funny to Throw Dildos on to the Courts During WNBA Games

'Tis a silly thing.

And hysterical.

They wanted more green. Be careful what you ask for.

Posted by: RickZ at August 06, 2025 06:20 PM (gKDq2)

330 I'll toss them a dildo they can't refuse.

Posted by: Vito Corleone at August 06, 2025 06:20 PM (i0F8b)

331 Is there a toss style?

head first vs shaft vs hilt?
Posted by: rhennigantx

If the promotions department of the WNBA honestly knew their business, they'd shoot these damn things out of the t-shirt cannon. I'm serious. Can you imagine the crowds that would show up?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 06:20 PM (cYBz/)

332
Ho,Ho,Ho Green Dildo.

Posted by: Green Giant at August 06, 2025 06:21 PM (IifOV)

333 2 Sir.

A 3rd Dildo has hit the Towers.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2025 05:41 PM (L2IqH)

My favorite comment of the year.

Posted by: front toward enemy at August 06, 2025 06:21 PM (TIizU)

334 Hah. Something actually made me click on a WNBA video.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick
.....

Me too, it was weird. All these Amazon chicks running around chasing a dildo.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2025 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

335 I’ve always thought it would be great to carry a dildo shaped flask into a ball game.

“Yes sir, Mr. Security Guard, that’s my dildo! You might want to check it though, and make sure it’s not a flask full of Jim Beam!”

“Uh no it’s ok you go ahead.”

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis
_________

I recall seeing an underwear safe ad based on the same idea. It was underwear with fake skids and secret compartment, to be left out in the open.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2025 06:21 PM (XvL8K)

336 Oops.
Seattle Totems, not the Kings.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2025 06:21 PM (W/lyH)

337 Mr. Dildo Goes to Washington.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:21 PM (Q4cxx)

338 You gonna pull those dildos or are you gonna whistle Dixie?

Posted by: Josey Wales at August 06, 2025 06:21 PM (q2NNn)

339 Btw what kind of toxicunt whore shits on the size of the diamond on an engagement ring?
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade

A super toxic one.

If one were to be charitable, one could assume that she was mocking the band size which... does look a bit loose.

Still not kind thing to say.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2025 06:21 PM (a+4eV)

340 Dildo tac toe ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (NtVYv)

Dick tac do.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 06, 2025 06:00 PM (k9OZB)

Tic Dil Do

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2025 06:21 PM (144I4)

341 I remember when the Seattle Kings and the Portland Buckaroos played hickey
Posted by: Diogenes

Sounds gay.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2025 06:21 PM (M0V4/)

342 The hit the kid throw might put a welcome end to this.
Overplayed by the third time.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 06, 2025 06:19 PM (RE0lB)

My dad took me to an WNBA game and all I got was this stupid dildo

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:21 PM (NtVYv)

343 To be truthful, I think those thin rings are so twee. They are like everything designed for women by gay men.

Posted by: Decaf at August 06, 2025 06:22 PM (unUNN)

344 I can't see any of the threaded replies, so... did the original poster do anything objectionable other than show off her engagement ring?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2025 06:16 PM (a+4eV)
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I've heard it described as a battle royale between mids.

Someone even edited "Midway" as a meme. Funny stuff.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)

345 ICYMI, Gov. Newsom chortled as he posted what he thought was a witty comeback to online posts showing the absurd gerrymandered districts in many Dem states.

He included WY, ND, and SD as examples of GOP doing the same.

One-district states.

Remember: it's not how stupid these public figures are (and they are) - it's about how stupid their voters are.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 06, 2025 06:17 PM (U/Byj

17% of CA representatives are Republican compared to Texas where 33% are Democrats.

CA 43D 9R
TX. 25R 12D

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2025 06:22 PM (VofaG)

346 Internet girl fight is dumber than the old analog version with the slapping, hair pulling, and crying.

Posted by: huerfano

Add in some midget wrastlin' as the pre-show, some oil for the girls, and i may need to purchase ring side seating.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 06, 2025 06:22 PM (QcUc+)

347 The next stage will be a giant inflatable beach ball with green dildos painted on it, and the fans will bounce it around during the game.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2025 06:22 PM (S/Y4j)

348 Batman vs Superman: The Dildo League
The Fantastic Dildo
I Know What Dildo Last Summer
Godzilla vs Mechadildo
Dilnado
Finnegan's Dildo
Ben Dildo

Posted by: Accomack at August 06, 2025 06:23 PM (28cZF)

349 If the promotions department of the WNBA honestly knew their business, they'd shoot these damn things out of the t-shirt cannon.
Posted by: Tonypete

It's all fun and games until someone catches one in the eye and sues the league for injury.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2025 06:23 PM (a+4eV)

350 Let he who is without sin cast the first dildo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 06, 2025 06:23 PM (L/fGl)

351 A green dildo ?

Best thing to hit the court in years.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:23 PM (NtVYv)

352 In Ireland, all the dildos are green.
Posted by: ROSIE O'DONNELL
.......

after YOU use them.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2025 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

353 326 Someone should start a Little Green Dildos website. Go rightish in the beginning until you get a following and then go hard left and ban everyone. Then just bicycling with dildos.
Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 06:20 PM (cduTK)

Nice one.

Wow, the steak poutine did me in. And I've been doing house stuff since 5:30am.

But mainly the poutine....

That's why it's a once a decade thing....

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.2% at August 06, 2025 06:23 PM (jvJvP)

354 The next stage will be a giant inflatable beach ball with green dildos painted on it, and the fans will bounce it around during the game.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2025 06:22 PM (S/Y4j)

Hurry up !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:23 PM (NtVYv)

355 I don't care about what color of dong Pearl likes, I'm sure Kamala would inform us they all taste the same. It's not like she wants mine.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 06, 2025 06:23 PM (sDWtc)

356 I'm so old, I remember when DeBeers ads said "two months' salary"
Posted by: JQ at August 06, 2025 06:04 PM (rdVOm)
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Bidenflation. Duh.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2025 06:23 PM (IBQGV)

357
That wasn't a dildo, it was a Chess piece from Pete Buttigiegs chessboard.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2025 06:23 PM (IifOV)

358 Underhand dildo for accuracy. Over the shoulder spiral dildo for distance.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 06:24 PM (cduTK)

359 "The next stage will be a giant inflatable beach ball with green dildos painted on it, and the fans will bounce it around during the game.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf "

They should throw the dildos at a basket.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2025 06:24 PM (vFG9F)

360 The Dildo Who Loved Me.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:20 PM (Q4cxx)
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The Longest Dildo

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)

361 Btw what kind of toxicunt whore shits on the size of the diamond on an engagement ring?

According to jewelry stores, the average price of a wedding ring is 30k in America. Now, obviously there are some insane outliers that really pull this up but still that's just crazy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 06:24 PM (dfIr7)

362 >>> 349 If the promotions department of the WNBA honestly knew their business, they'd shoot these damn things out of the t-shirt cannon.
Posted by: Tonypete

It's all fun and games until someone catches one in the eye and sues the league for injury.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2025 06:23 PM (a+4eV)

Oh NOW you're worried about injuries???

Posted by: Caitlyn Clark at August 06, 2025 06:24 PM (ULPxl)

363 There's a black man, with a dildo
Watchin' W N B A
They're missin' free throws, missing' rebounds
You know he thinks, this game ain't no good
So, he stands up, and he rares back
And throws his bright green dildo on the court
And he looks at them and says
Show me your kitties cuz this ain't sport!"

Aw, but ain't that America, you and me
Ain't that America, somethin' to see, baby
Ain't that America, home of the free
Little green dildos for you and me

....

Posted by: naturalfake at August 06, 2025 06:24 PM (iJfKG)

364 I remember the day when Philly fans pelted Santa with a shower of green dildoes…a week before Christmas!!!

Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2025 06:24 PM (mYpWd)

365 The Dildo? You can't handle The Dildo!

Posted by: Jessup at August 06, 2025 06:24 PM (i0F8b)

366
Remember: it's not how stupid these public figures are (and they are) - it's about how stupid their voters are.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 06, 2025 06:17 PM

I've yet to meet the actual Californian that likes him, have you? I bet I know people that hold their nose to vote for him but everyone is repulsed by him.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 06, 2025 06:24 PM (hs4ik)

367 A Dildo Too Far
Gone with the Dildo

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)

368 I can see how you'd get stuck on that.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 06, 2025 06:12 PM (WjKqU)

Damn!

I'm not even mad, thats a good burn miss!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2025 06:24 PM (v4ljX)

369 "Godzilla vs Mechadildo"

Dildo, King Of The Monsters.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (vFG9F)

370 326 Someone should start a Little Green Dildos website. Go rightish in the beginning until you get a following and then go hard left and ban everyone. Then just bicycling with dildos.
Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 06:20 PM (cduTK)

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YES! The Assblaster 5000! Get your pump on!

Posted by: R. "Mac" MacDonald from Philadelphia at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (IBQGV)

371 If you throw a dildo with Peyronie's, does it come back to you?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 06:03 PM

I'll have to circle back with you on that.

Posted by: Jen P., former Interlocutus for The Regime at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (0sNs1)

372 Were Dildos named after Dill Pickles ?

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (VofaG)

373 You know what I really like about Wonder Woman?

She's an Amazon warrior but she shaves her armpits.

I just love that.

Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (fV+MH)

374 How hilarious will it be if someone manages to stick a dildo via the suction cup to the backboard?

And they have to get a ladder cause none of the "athletes" can jump high enough?

But they try?

So we can set their jumping to "The Lollipop Guild."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (WXsl0)

375 Internet girl fight is dumber than the old analog version with the slapping, hair pulling, and crying.

And just as entertaining to watch

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (dfIr7)

376 So that's what the boss is up to...

@Breaking911 3h
BREAKING: NYC opens $65M taxpayer-funded shelter, Ace’s Place, exclusively for LGBTQ. Is this legal under Fair Housing Act, or discriminatory? Thoughts?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (mlg/3)

377 I've never heard of any of those "Conservative Influencers". I think this was a case of NOTICE ME, as much as anything- not including the girl just showing her engagement ring.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (33LJY)

378 The whole hill smelled like, dildo

Posted by: Accomack at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (28cZF)

379 148
I'm arguing with a Catholic priest on X concerning the concepts of a just war. He apparently has never read deeply of St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas' works. Nor studied at length the Catechism of the Catholic Church (CCC 2307-2317).

I brought up the same thing years ago at my then Episcopal church's vestry meeting right after 9/11 for the pre-meeting lesson. About two thirds of the vestry members sharted themselves (figuratively) on the spot, as did our rector. Having none of it, they were.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at August 06, 2025 05:57 PM (ykvW6)

There are an awful lot of poorly formed priests out there. The young ones are being taught the Truth, but some of the older ones are still into performance art and not much substance.

As for the Protestants, I have no way of knowing when they decided Catholic theologians had it wrong, but if they don't dig Aquinas they should at least dig Augustine.

But I doubt many Protestants have studied this in any depth.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (1Gsou)

380 The Dildo over the River Quay.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (4DHm3)

381 That poor kid that got hit by a dildo!

That AND having to sit through a WNBA game?!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (Q4cxx)

382 According to jewelry stores, the average price of a wedding ring is 30k in America. Now, obviously there are some insane outliers that really pull this up but still that's just crazy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

*chokes* that's enough for a down payment on a house!

Of course, considering the source, they may just be inflating the numbers as justification for convincing purchasers to buy more expensive stuff.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (a+4eV)

383 women have always been horrible to each other. Social media just expands the circle of women they can peck at.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 06, 2025 06:26 PM (D1vbu)

384 Some of my best friends are green dildos.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Murderess & Clit Polisher at August 06, 2025 06:26 PM (R/m4+)

385 See Dildo Baggins in the Hobbit

No Country for Old Dildos

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2025 06:26 PM (Dv3i1)

386 I actually kinda love the new holocaust.

Sorry Dildo.

Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2025 06:26 PM (fV+MH)

387 The Dildo over the River Quay.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (4DHm3)
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Dildo of Arabia.

Hildildo.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:26 PM (Q4cxx)

388 Is there a toss style?

head first vs shaft vs hilt?
Posted by: rhennigantx

If the promotions department of the WNBA honestly knew their business, they'd shoot these damn things out of the t-shirt cannon. I'm serious. Can you imagine the crowds that would show up?

Posted by: Tonypete

Like the water bottle toss cchallenge. Get it to hit with the suction cup down so it lands there all a quiver in an upright and ready to mount position.

There's a pr0n hub channel for that (probably).

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 06, 2025 06:26 PM (QcUc+)

389 Were Dildos named after Dill Pickles ?
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (VofaG)

Don't be jerkin the Gherkin here !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:26 PM (NtVYv)

390 A green dildo ?

Best thing to hit the court in years.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:23 PM (NtVYv)

Everyone wants to see more action in the WNBA, until they get more action in the WNBA.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 06:26 PM (i24o9)

391 "Well, there's absolutely no way to smuggle a dildo into a building if you ban bags. Where else could someone hide a dildo?"

Look for people...walking funny.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 06, 2025 06:26 PM (D1vbu)

392 By the way, there is a town in Newfoundland and Labrador actually named Dildo!

Wouldn't this be the greatest tourism campaign ever?

Posted by: Posted by: Stateless - VERY GRATEFUL, BLESSED, LOVED AND HAPPY! -- - New Life Creation - 17.2% at August 06, 2025 06:26 PM (jvJvP)

393 Dildo on a Hot Tin Roof
A Dildo Named Desire
The Dildos of Navarone
A Dildo Too Far
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Dildos

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2025 06:26 PM (M0V4/)

394 When I read what you guys write I feel like I'm spying on my brothers and their friends. I'm not supposed to laugh.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 06, 2025 06:26 PM (hs4ik)

395 If you throw a dildo with Peyronie's, does it come back to you?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 06:03 PM

The Aboriginal model.

Posted by: Yoda at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (dR6yv)

396
From Russia, With Dildos
Dr. Dildo
Golddildo
Dildo Royale
Dildos Are Forever

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (AOsQT)

397 Do you think I'm a dildo
No, sir

Posted by: Accomack at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (28cZF)

398 Which came first, the dildo or the pickle?

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (vFG9F)

399 Like the water bottle toss cchallenge. Get it to hit with the suction cup down so it lands there all a quiver in an upright and ready to mount position.

There's a pr0n hub channel for that (probably).
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 06, 2025 06:26 PM (QcUc+)

Stick it on the backboard, 10 points

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (NtVYv)

400 It's all fun and games until someone catches one in the ~~eye~~ mouth and sues the league for injury.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (v0R5T)

401 >>She's an Amazon warrior but she shaves her armpits.

She also opted to keep both her breasts and trade the Bow for a Lasso.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (L2IqH)

402 ‘Will no one rid me of this turbulent dildo?’’

Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (mYpWd)

403 Given the preferences of most of the gals in the WNBA, why a dildo?
Wouldn't a tongue sandwich be more appropriate?
Or a pair of scissors?

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (Ovc06)

404 Can't find it now, but saw a video of some women singing, "Its Dildos" to the Slinky toy jingle. Quite funny.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (b+h/Z)

405 Army of Dildos: Screwhead Edition (think about it).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (IBQGV)

406 This disruptive technology could mean an end to our business model.

Posted by: Axe and Knife Throwing Booths at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (DsA2n)

407 "We mean your planet no harm! We mean your planet no harm!"

Posted by: Brewingfrog at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (O1oH/)

408 >> Octopi are celebratory.

I'm not completely happy with that behavior, but it still isn't like dildo throwing.

Yeah, in case it wasn't clear. Throwing hats after a hat trick or the octopi to celebrate a win is different than disrupting the game throwing shit. I get that it's sort of funny because it's a dildo, but whoever is plunking down money on tickets and dildos to do this has problems.

Posted by: the dandy at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (8l8nW)

409 Damn right, never get off the dildo

Posted by: Accomack at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (28cZF)

410 Dildos are expensive these days, so I'm sure this will die out. Most come from China and likely will have tariffs

Also, don't ask me how I know about dildo prices.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (D1vbu)

411 Swiss Rolls>>Swiss Miss>>Swiss Guards

Posted by: Some Stupid W/a Flare Gun at August 06, 2025 06:28 PM (G5+As)

412 Big Dildo in Little China

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2025 06:28 PM (IBQGV)

413 A Dildo In Paris.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2025 06:28 PM (vFG9F)

414 When I read what you guys write I feel like I'm spying on my brothers and their friends. I'm not supposed to laugh.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 06, 2025 06:26 PM (hs4ik)

I usually try for sarcasm, bit it's had to keep up

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:28 PM (NtVYv)

415 There is no Dildo.

Posted by: Martix Kid at August 06, 2025 06:28 PM (i0F8b)

416 Come for the masterclass in basketball and stay for the dildos.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 06, 2025 06:28 PM (D1vbu)

417 Q: Sophie! Is everything a joke to you? Really?

A: Yeah!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at August 06, 2025 06:28 PM (aIUZW)

418 Army of Dildos
------

Wasn't that a Bjork album?

Posted by: Crusader at August 06, 2025 06:28 PM (TN0g+)

419 It's a Mad Mad Mad Dildo

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:28 PM (Q4cxx)

420 You know Rio Dildo and El Dildo are basically the same movie

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 06:29 PM (dfIr7)

421 It's Raining Dildos

Posted by: The Dildo Girls at August 06, 2025 06:29 PM (q2NNn)

422 >>> 419 It's a Mad Mad Mad Dildo
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:28 PM (Q4cxx)

Only when you talk about maple syrup on French toast.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 06, 2025 06:29 PM (ULPxl)

423 The Big Red Dildo
Dildo, The Big Red Dog
Dildo Trek
Star Dildo
Star Trek, The Forbidden Dildo
Dilmetheus

Posted by: Accomack at August 06, 2025 06:29 PM (28cZF)

424 What are the dildos meant to represent, exactly? That the women are lesbians, or men in disguise?

This is much better than Philly, where they huck batteries at people.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at August 06, 2025 06:29 PM (D1vbu)

425 Have I mentioned lately I H8 my coworkers?

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2025 06:29 PM (+qU29)

426 Bill & Ted's Bogus Dildo -- I hear Pete Bootyjudge is a huge fan.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2025 06:30 PM (IBQGV)

427 A Man Who Doesn’t Spend Time With His Dildo Can Never be a Real Man

Posted by: Don Vito at August 06, 2025 06:30 PM (b7MbH)

428 383 women have always been horrible to each other. Social media just expands the circle of women they can peck at.

FACT

And do so in a fabulously attention-whoring way

Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2025 06:30 PM (mYpWd)

429 What is the deal with Pearl Davis? Never heard of her.

She is a troll?
A troll for women or against women?
Posted by: EFG

Pearl beats up on ignorant women who demand they will only 'date' men making 6+ figures with Olympic class bodies, buy them Lambos, etc.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 06:30 PM (cYBz/)

430 I actually liked Pearl's show on youtube, so I'm disappointed to see her drive into the gutter with this.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 06, 2025 06:30 PM (sDWtc)

431 Am I going to start getting dildo ads now?

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2025 06:30 PM (VofaG)

432 (waves hand) These are not the dildos you're looking for.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2025 06:30 PM (S/Y4j)

433 I've never heard of any of those "Conservative Influencers". I think this was a case of NOTICE ME, as much as anything- not including the girl just showing her engagement ring.
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (33LJY)
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Same, but I'm sure they are fixtures at the GOP/Conservative conventions and meetings, and all of them are hoping to land a congressman or rising think tank CEO.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)

434 The Emily chicken looks like a plant. Like hyper generic blonde internet that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2025 06:30 PM (v4ljX)

435 Luke, I am your Dildo

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2025 06:30 PM (Dv3i1)

436 >>She's an Amazon warrior but she shaves her armpits.

She also opted to keep both her breasts and trade the Bow for a Lasso.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (L2IqH)

Diana's got a big brown beaver and she held it up in the air

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:30 PM (NtVYv)

437 257 Holy crap. I just saw the influencer shit.
---------------

The dildo whisperer?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2025 06:31 PM (nEGV+)

438 Plan Dildo From Outer Space

Posted by: Ed Wood at August 06, 2025 06:31 PM (q2NNn)

439 21
'He apparently has never read deeply of St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas' works. '

What's he saying?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 06, 2025 06:31 PM (3wi/L)

440 A Farewell to Dildos

Posted by: Anonymous at August 06, 2025 06:31 PM (aIUZW)

441 i heard the joe biden was once charged with assault with a dead weapon

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2025 06:31 PM (CWTWj)

442 The throwing of a dildo goes back to the ancient Greeks.

Probably.

Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2025 06:31 PM (fV+MH)

443 Last Dildo in Paris

just contributing to the dildoParis theme

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 06:31 PM (cduTK)

444 >>> 433 I've never heard of any of those "Conservative Influencers". I think this was a case of NOTICE ME, as much as anything- not including the girl just showing her engagement ring.
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 06, 2025 06:25 PM (33LJY)
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Same, but I'm sure they are fixtures at the GOP/Conservative conventions and meetings, and all of them are hoping to land a congressman or rising think tank CEO.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)

Ummm...

Posted by: employment rate in the dee cee tri-state region at August 06, 2025 06:31 PM (ULPxl)

445 I want someone to toss a three footer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 06, 2025 06:31 PM (dR6yv)

446 A Night at the Dildo
A Day at the Dildo
Dildonuts
Animal Dildos
Dildo Soup
Monkey Dildo

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:31 PM (Q4cxx)

447 >>women have always been horrible to each other. Social media just expands the circle of women they can peck at.

Women understand women. And they hate each other.

-Al Bundy

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2025 06:31 PM (L2IqH)

448 The crowds are buzzing

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 06, 2025 06:31 PM (8AONa)

449 I fascinated that a bookie is accepting bets on this, just bet the yes, then go throw one on the court.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 06, 2025 06:31 PM (rvwwT)

450 Sure, search the fans for dildoes. It'll make great video. I can't wait for the front hole/back hole crawls. CNN has a hole new moneymaker.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 06, 2025 06:31 PM (YlWIZ)

451 I get that it's sort of funny because it's a dildo, but whoever is plunking down money on tickets and dildos to do this has problems.

Posted by: the dandy at August 06, 2025 06:27 PM (8l8nW)

The nerve of some people trying to enjoy themselves at a WNBA game.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 06:32 PM (i24o9)

452
Don't forget your mouth guards

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:32 PM (NtVYv)

453 why green ? green is a color favored by islam, so ...is there a message ???

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2025 06:32 PM (g47mK)

454 X
Why are you so bitter that the poor have a coke and a twinkie on your money?

Not bitter but it is my money.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:32 PM (gbOdA)

455 175 Dildo tac toe ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 05:51 PM (NtVYv)

Dick tac do.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 06, 2025 06:00 PM (k9OZB)

Tic tac dildo.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 06, 2025 06:32 PM (p4nXC)

456 I've seen The Sum of All Fears. Better check the loading docks.

For the dildos. For smuggled dildos.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at August 06, 2025 06:32 PM (4DY5T)

457 Did they turn the damn thing on before tossing it on the court?

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2025 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

458 >>'He apparently has never read deeply of St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas' works. '

"Let he who is without sin cast the first Dildo"

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2025 06:32 PM (L2IqH)

459 Something about green dildos really gets this group on point.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2025 06:32 PM (wBaIH)

460 >>> 445 I want someone to toss a three footer.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 06, 2025 06:31 PM (dR6yv)

Meh.

Have you never seen any Highland games?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 06, 2025 06:32 PM (ULPxl)

461 See Dildo Baggins in the Hobbit

No Country for Old Dildos

Posted by: Chuck Martel

The Dildos Have Eyes

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2025 06:32 PM (iU+/7)

462 The Dildo Wears Prada
Fast Times at Dildo High

Posted by: Former VICE Writer at August 06, 2025 06:33 PM (Hkcdp)

463 We'll always have dildos.

Posted by: Ilsa at August 06, 2025 06:33 PM (i0F8b)

464 So maybe the reason why young men are embracing TPUSA is that influencers are so very available.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:33 PM (ZOv7s)

465 Is this going to be another 1000+ comment thread? 'Cuz I'm OK with that.

Also:

The Dildo in the Shell
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Dildos
The House with a Dildo in its Walls
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Dildos (admit it, they could have gone with this and had a better movie)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2025 06:33 PM (IBQGV)

466 Am I going to start getting dildo ads now?
Posted by: polynikes

Start?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 06, 2025 06:33 PM (ftFVW)

467 Joe vs The Dildo
The Good, The Bad and The Dildo
Reservoir Dildos
Dildo Driver

Posted by: Accomack at August 06, 2025 06:33 PM (28cZF)

468 Famous sayings you never heard, until now:

A dildo in the hand beats two in the bush.

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a dildo healthy, wealthy and wise.

A dildo in time saves nine.

A dildo saved, is a dildo earned

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 06:33 PM (WXsl0)

469 Hot Fuzzy Dildo

Posted by: Former VICE Writer at August 06, 2025 06:33 PM (Hkcdp)

470 Why you got to go and say fifty dildos for? Why not thirty-five or thirty-nine?

Luke: I thought it was a nice round number.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 06:33 PM (cduTK)

471 The Man Who Dildoed Liberty Valance
A Dildo Called Wanda
Dildoing Miss Daisy
Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dildo

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2025 06:33 PM (M0V4/)

472 Green dildoes are halal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 06, 2025 06:33 PM (4DHm3)

473 Something about green dildos really gets this group on point.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

It's a hard life.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2025 06:33 PM (iU+/7)

474 They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our dildo!

Posted by: W Wallace at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (Dv3i1)

475 Ok, for all the feigned interest in the WNBA, without looking it up, which team is riding the top of the standings?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (0sNs1)

476 One swallow doesn’t make a Spring

No, wait…

Posted by: Former VICE Writer at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (Hkcdp)

477
Ha ha,

Almost 500 comments about dildos.

This place is amazing.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (3ek7K)

478 425 Have I mentioned lately I H8 my coworkers?
Posted by: Skip
-------------

There's another company waiting for you to knock on their door.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (nEGV+)

479 Night of the Living Dildos

Dawn of the Dildos

Day of the Dildos

Land of the Dildos

Diary of the Dildos

Posted by: George Romero at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (q2NNn)

480
Dildoes in the mist

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (NtVYv)

481 Don't forget your mouth guards
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:32 PM (NtVYv)
---
You mean like an oral dam?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)

482 Winston realized he loved green dildos.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (gbOdA)

483 I have sex with bright green dildos often...but only in my fantasies.

Posted by: Kenyan Muslim Ex Pres at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (TN0g+)

484 "According to jewelry stores, the average price of a wedding ring is 30k in America. "

and I'm sure that their numbers are totally on the up-and-up.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (dKEEs)

485 Dildo does sound like a Greek term. Some side character in Odyssey, the cup bearer of Ulysses or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (dfIr7)

486 431 Am I going to start getting dildo ads now?
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2025 06:30 PM (VofaG)

We probably all will.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (zYpTz)

487 Ok, for all the feigned interest in the WNBA, without looking it up, which team is riding the top of the standings?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (0sNs1)

Of thrown dildos?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (i24o9)

488 Ok, for all the feigned interest in the WNBA, without looking it up, which team is riding the top of the standings?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (0sNs1)

The Green Dildos, of course!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (S/Y4j)

489 Ok, for all the feigned interest in the WNBA, without looking it up, which team is riding the top of the standings?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (0sNs1)
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Team Dildo

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (ZOv7s)

490 LMAO...those catty chicks exploring their own relationship preferences is entertaining as hell. It's like if we told Hitler that Mussolini thought he had a bad haircut, he'd respond..."Well, at least I have hair"...while turning to Emperor Hirohito and pointing with his thumb..."Well, at least we don't have a bad haircut and a little d*ck like that guy."

We could have won WW2 with one gaslighting troll on Hitler if women were running the world back then. No one would be able to hold an ally.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (dIske)

491 394 When I read what you guys write I feel like I'm spying on my brothers and their friends. I'm not supposed to laugh.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 06, 2025 06:26 PM (hs4ik)

Indeed. I had brothers with friends, so I am totally used to Morons. I used to catch the nitwits trying to spy on me with a small mirror under my locked door. They read my diaries, which were stupid to begin with and I hope they were bored.

I got the ole back of the bra snap when I had to start wearing a "training bra." They got tackled for that as I would brawl til around junior high, or when they got stronger than I was.

I still wonder what I was training for with that bra. What a stupid name. But that's what they were called, according to my mother.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (6PCLE)

492 >>> Ha ha,
Almost 500 comments about dildos.
This place is amazing.
Posted by: fourseasons at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (3ek7K)

400 dildos, and the crops in the field
you picked a hard time to leave me Lucile

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (cduTK)

493 Did they turn the damn thing on before tossing it on the court?
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2025 06:32 PM

It's no Sybian, lad.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (0sNs1)

494 128 I'm not sex toy educated but can dildii have batteries?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 06, 2025 05:55 PM (kTd/k)

https://tinyurl.com/3wzj2zjr

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

495 Dildo , A Female Dear

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (VofaG)

496 >>> 484 "According to jewelry stores, the average price of a wedding ring is 30k in America. "

and I'm sure that their numbers are totally on the up-and-up.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (dKEEs)

I bet a dildo doesn't cost that much!!!

Posted by: some Influencer on TikTok at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (ULPxl)

497 Why a green dildo?

They don’t want to be a raaaaacist chauvinist pig!

Posted by: Former VICE Writer at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (Hkcdp)

498 Would you say we have a plethora of dildos?

Posted by: El Jeffe' at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (TN0g+)

499 Pittsburgh Pirate fans of a certain age remember the Green Weinie. How times have changed...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (MZ+PY)

500 Four dildos all green. What could the green color symbolize?
Maybe a pay raise?

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (VPPG8)

501 Laden or unladen dildos?

Posted by: Guard at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (i0F8b)

502 Is this going to be another 1000+ comment thread? 'Cuz I'm OK with that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
_________

This and the BigBallz thread have the most comments for the day.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (XvL8K)

503 Ha ha,

Almost 500 comments about dildos.

This place is amazing.

Posted by: fourseasons at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (3ek7K)

We are not impotent !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (NtVYv)

504 I'm running for president, you can throw dildos at me - Pete Buttgiggle

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (r/xMY)

505 Dildo does sound like a Greek term. Some side character in Odyssey, the cup bearer of Ulysses or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (dfIr7)

True fact: The dildo was invented on the Island of Lesbos.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 06:36 PM (i24o9)

506 See Dildo Baggins in the Hobbit

I think? That was the name of the hobbit in Bored of the Rings: Dildo Buggers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 06:36 PM (dfIr7)

507 Dildo does sound like a Greek term. Some side character in Odyssey, the cup bearer of Ulysses or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (dfIr7)
---
There are surviving examples from back then. The eternal dildo.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:36 PM (ZOv7s)

508
Headline:

DILDO DEFEATS TRUMAN

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 06:36 PM (AOsQT)

509 The Fast and the Furious Dildo

Posted by: Former VICE Writer at August 06, 2025 06:36 PM (Hkcdp)

510 Night of the Living Dildo
Dawn of the Dildo

Posted by: Double Feature at August 06, 2025 06:36 PM (Dv3i1)

511 Rio Dildo

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:36 PM (Q4cxx)

512 Judge Boasberg needs a green dildo.

Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2025 06:36 PM (7caDm)

513 It was the devious-cruising Rachel that in her retracing search after her missing children, only found another green dildo.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:36 PM (gbOdA)

514 Live Free or Dildo Hard
Kingsman: The Golden Dildo
Mission Impossible: Dildo Protocol
Phantasm II: The Dildo is Back
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the ~~Black~~ Green Dildo (updated for **MODERN AUDIENCES**)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (IBQGV)

515 you picked a hard time to leave me Lucile

I don't blame Lucille for leaving after bearing 400 kids

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (dfIr7)

516 Dildo Flew Over the Coocoo's Nest - The Story of the WNBA.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (Q4cxx)

517 A vibrating one might be kind of hard to catch, squirming across that smooth floor.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

518 Would you say we have a plethora of dildos?
Posted by: El Jeffe' at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (TN0g+)
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A clusterf*ck of dildos.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (ZOv7s)

519 God didn't make little green dildos
And it don't rain in ... Shit what state rhymes with dildos?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (wBaIH)

520 A Midsommars Dildo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (r/xMY)

521 63
'i've heard hoe math talking'

I've been doing a slow binge of the videos on that channel.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (3wi/L)

522 I got the ole back of the bra snap when I had to start wearing a "training bra." They got tackled for that as I would brawl til around junior high, or when they got stronger than I was.

You fell right in to that one

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (NtVYv)

523 'He apparently has never read deeply of St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas' works. '

What's he saying?
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Those two dove deeply into the following - Moral Justification for War, Right Intention, Legitimate Authority, Peace as the Ultimate Goal and Proportionality and Discrimination.

Way too short version - If a war meets those criteria, it is a just war.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (cYBz/)

524 Say my name.

Posted by: Hiesendildo at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (i0F8b)

525 Rosemary's Dildo

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (Q4cxx)

526 This and the BigBallz thread have the most comments for the day.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2025 06:35 PM (XvL8K)
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Good thing it ain't Sunday.

Weasel would have some 'splainin' to do come Monday morn.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2025 06:38 PM (IBQGV)

527 In Canada, they only have South Dildos.

https://tinyurl.com/3wdkebjs

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2025 06:38 PM (ynpvh)

528 Rio Dildo
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:36 PM (Q4cxx)

John Wayne Bobbit ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:38 PM (NtVYv)

529 Not just 500 comments.

This is a full week of this.

Morons love dildos!!!!!

Ace!

This is the thing !!!

It's the thing!!!!

Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2025 06:38 PM (fV+MH)

530 Every you Want to Know About Dildos But Forgot to Ask

Hanna and her Sisters Dildo

Posted by: Former VICE Writer at August 06, 2025 06:38 PM (Hkcdp)

531 Dildos Of Madagascar
Dildo Mine
Dildo, Inc
Fawtly Dildo

Posted by: Accomack at August 06, 2025 06:38 PM (28cZF)

532 History of the Dildo Part I
Dildobusters
They Died With Their Dildos On
One Flew Over the Dildo's Nest
Five Easy Dildos

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2025 06:38 PM (M0V4/)

533 Dildo Baggins

Posted by: The Dems desperate for a cause at August 06, 2025 06:38 PM (VE6XX)

534 Saving Private Dildo

Posted by: Tom Hanks at August 06, 2025 06:38 PM (q2NNn)

535 Today, I am the luckiest dildo in the world

Posted by: Accomack at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (28cZF)

536 I got the ole back of the bra snap when I had to start wearing a "training bra." They got tackled for that as I would brawl til around junior high, or when they got stronger than I was.

You fell right in to that one

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (NtVYv)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (i24o9)

537 She Wore a Yellow Dildo

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (Q4cxx)

538 524 Say my name.

Posted by: Hiesendildo at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (i0F8b)

Why not?

Posted by: ASSMANN Electronic GmbH at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (ynpvh)

539 "Leave the dildo. Take the cannoli."

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (AOsQT)

540 Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Posted by: Dildo Corleone at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (Dv3i1)

541 The Hunt for Green Dildos

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (HFcKg)

542 if many women are nasty to each other, it might be because they are all chasing the very limited number of six feet tall $200K handsome charming witty investment bankers who are cheerfully schtupping all the other women. so i heard

me? i hear cows are plentiful, so i herd

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (CWTWj)

543
Shit what state rhymes with dildos?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (wBaIH)

Dildiho

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (kkTda)

544 It's no Sybian, lad.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
......

Those are for halftime in the locker room.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

545 Dildo does sound like a Greek term. Some side character in Odyssey, the cup bearer of Ulysses or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 06:34 PM (dfIr7)

True fact: The dildo was invented on the Island of Lesbos.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 06:36 PM (i24o9)

That was the cyclops, you guys are dissapointing me

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (NtVYv)

546 Green Dildos and Ham

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (r/xMY)

547 The WNBA, brought to you tonight by Sex Toys 'R' Us.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (S/Y4j)

548 The Green ~~Mile~~ Dildo

Posted by: Tom Hanks at August 06, 2025 06:40 PM (q2NNn)

549 Green isn't just for Islam

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2025 06:40 PM (+qU29)

550 A Fist Full of Dildos
For a Few Dildos More
The Good, The Bad, and The Dildo

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)

551 I used to think that indy-rock chick that Eminem sampled was named Dildo.

Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2025 06:40 PM (pMi6S)

552 Dildo does sound like a Greek term. Some side character in Odyssey, the cup bearer of Ulysses or something.
---
Dido the Dildo Queen of Carthage, "bring me the Roman Dildos!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 06:40 PM (WXsl0)

553 *picks up and takes a bite*

Its just a green dildo

Posted by: Carl 7 yr plan ast greens keeper at August 06, 2025 06:40 PM (gbOdA)

554 The green, green dildos of home

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2025 06:41 PM (r/xMY)

555 540 Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Posted by: Dildo Corleone at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (Dv3i1)

Winner.

Posted by: davidt at August 06, 2025 06:41 PM (i0F8b)

556 Shit what state rhymes with dildos?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (wBaIH)

Dildiho
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (kkTda)

Dildoholio, I need TP

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:41 PM (NtVYv)

557 >>> Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Posted by: Dildo Corleone at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (Dv3i1)

LOL LOL LOL!

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 06:41 PM (cduTK)

558 The Dirty Dozen Dildos

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at August 06, 2025 06:41 PM (VPPG8)

559

Someone should start a Little Green Dildos website. Go rightish in the beginning until you get a following and then go hard left and ban everyone. Then just bicycling with dildos.
Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream

That's some quality antique internet humor right there

-hobgoblin

Posted by: imp at August 06, 2025 06:41 PM (g6TN6)

560 That was the cyclops, you guys are dissapointing me

How do you think Ulysses put out the Cyclops' eye? Dildo.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 06:41 PM (dfIr7)

561 Too late for us to transition and play the WNBA?

Posted by: Colorado "1-20" Rockies at August 06, 2025 06:41 PM (sDWtc)

562 When a black dildo hits the paint, there's going to be a dogpile for it.

Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2025 06:41 PM (7caDm)

563 Green Dildos and Ham
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (r/xMY)
---
Hop on Dildo

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:41 PM (Q4cxx)

564 Night of the Living Dildos

A Few Dildos More

Forrest Dildo

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2025 06:41 PM (VE6XX)

565 Dildos For Elephants
The English Dildo
The Pink Dildo
Twelve Angry Dildos
The Longest Dildo

Posted by: Accomack at August 06, 2025 06:41 PM (28cZF)

566 543
Shit what state rhymes with dildos?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (wBaIH)

Asshoes

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2025 06:41 PM (VofaG)

567 A Dildo for Sister Sarah.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 06, 2025 06:41 PM (dR6yv)

568 Just wait until someone throws a Steely Dan onto the court!

Posted by: Old Fart Boomer at August 06, 2025 06:41 PM (R/m4+)

569 Behind the Green Dildo

Posted by: Marilyn Chambers at August 06, 2025 06:41 PM (q2NNn)

570 Strange women playing terrible basketball distributing dildos is no basis for a system of government…

Posted by: Crusader at August 06, 2025 06:42 PM (TN0g+)

571 Today, I am the luckiest dildo in the world
Posted by: Accomack

Wait a minute... is that hILLRY coming down the aisle?
AIEEEE everybody hide!

Posted by: the dildo at August 06, 2025 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

572 Squildo?

Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2025 06:42 PM (fV+MH)

573 Dildo, my dear Watson

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2025 06:42 PM (Dv3i1)

574 552 Dildo does sound like a Greek term. Some side character in Odyssey, the cup bearer of Ulysses or something.
---
Dido the Dildo Queen of Carthage, "bring me the Roman Dildos!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 06:40 PM (WXsl0)

Well, the Illiad had lesbians in it...

Posted by: ASSMANN Electronic GmbH at August 06, 2025 06:42 PM (ynpvh)

575 The clip misses the Keystone Kops efforts by security to forensically trace the glidepath of the aforementioned Hulk Schlong to its missileer....

seriously....

that fake crank was the most entertaining the WNBA has ever been....

Posted by: sven at August 06, 2025 06:42 PM (XFYYr)

576
Dildo was good in that song with Eminem

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:42 PM (NtVYv)

577 7 Dildos in a Duffle Bag.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 06, 2025 06:42 PM (dR6yv)

578 Wasn't there a story yesterday that they'd actually arrested one of the dildo throwers?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2025 06:42 PM (Aqf1y)

579 If you don't eat your dildo, you can't have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your dildo!

/s/ Green Floyd

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 06:42 PM (WXsl0)

580 Dildo
Dildo
Measuring the penis-size.
Never stops to think about
how very short
it is.

Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2025 06:42 PM (pMi6S)

581 I got the ole back of the bra snap when I had to start wearing a "training bra."

I'm assuming training to accustom yourself to the discomfort of wearing a bra. Y'know, before you need it in order to avoid greater discomfort.

I glad that all of the guys I was ever around were civilized and well-mannered enough to not try to snap girls' straps.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (a+4eV)

582 475 Ok, for all the feigned interest in the WNBA, without looking it up, which team is riding the top of the standings?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
------------

Green Dildos are tops.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (nEGV+)

583 Thirty Dildos Over Tokyo

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (AOsQT)

584 What am I? Chopped liver now? 🍆

Posted by: Eggplant at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (7caDm)

585 Never quite figured out why a lesbian needs a dildo when they do not like dudes?

Posted by: Carl 7 yr plan ast greens keeper at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (gbOdA)

586

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Posted by: Dildo Corleone

Just missed the "Sildo Dante" nic

Posted by: imp at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (g6TN6)

587 Just in

Someone threw a fleshlight onto the court at an NBA game.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (VofaG)

588 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (gbOdA)

589 I think Sister Sarah was more a butt plug type.

Just me.

Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (fV+MH)

590 Just the punchline (adapted to this thread)

“Welcome to Jamaica; have a nice day”

Posted by: Fenderbender at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (1FEc1)

591 I Know What You Dildoed Last Summer

Posted by: Josephistan at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (FLx59)

592 I have always depended on the kindness of dildos.

Posted by: Blanche Dubois at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (Dv3i1)

593 Dildo Revisted
The Old Man and the Dildo
A Farewell to Dildos

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)

594 585 Never quite figured out why a lesbian needs a dildo when they do not like dudes?

Posted by: Carl 7 yr plan ast greens keeper at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (gbOdA)

smaller than a fist, bigger than a finger?

Posted by: ASSMANN Electronic GmbH at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (ynpvh)

595 Spongebob Squaredildo

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (dKEEs)

596 Marvin K. Dildo Will You Please Go Now!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (Q4cxx)

597 " and dildo was his name-o"

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2025 06:44 PM (HFcKg)

598 Off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2025 06:44 PM (ynpvh)

599 Wasn't there a story yesterday that they'd actually arrested one of the dildo throwers?
Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2025 06:42 PM (Aqf1y)

And threw the book at him.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2025 06:44 PM (VofaG)

600 I think we've just about worn this dildo out.
NEXT !

Posted by: WTH at August 06, 2025 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

601 But this is obviously a stupid, potentially harmful thing to do

Posted by: Anonymous at August 06, 2025 06:44 PM (aIUZW)

602 Shit what state rhymes with dildos?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

New Jersey.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2025 06:44 PM (iU+/7)

603 I said before the WNBA should lean in to this and take bids from manufacturers to see which company provides the official dildo of the WNBA.

Posted by: Crusader at August 06, 2025 06:44 PM (TN0g+)

604 ace forgot us...sad

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2025 06:44 PM (g47mK)

605 Requiem for a Heavy Dildo

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:45 PM (Q4cxx)

606 Dildo, Newfoundland:
The town of Dildo, Newfoundland, is named after the island of Dildo, which was named by Captain James Cook and Michael Lane in the 1760s, potentially as a humorous choice.
_______________________

Captain James Cook was a real piece of work. I recommend his biography.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2025 06:45 PM (dIske)

607 Bronco Bama walked like he had a dildo up his ass.

Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2025 06:45 PM (7caDm)

608 536 I got the ole back of the bra snap when I had to start wearing a "training bra." They got tackled for that as I would brawl til around junior high, or when they got stronger than I was.

You fell right in to that one

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:37 PM (NtVYv)

lol
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 06:39 PM (i24o9)

I remain as clueless as the day I met my husband. At a recent concert a guy came down the line with an extra ticket. I commented what a nice thing to do. My husband said, "He's scalping them!" Oh!

So...my brothers and friends wanted me to attack them? For some feels? This makes me mad. I hope I hurt them at the time.

Or, I suppose I could read this as I was in training to wrestle.

Regardless, I never was nervous or shy around males thanks to my "training." Clueless, yes. Innocent, yes. I guess that was part of my charm in college.

I will continue to remain in my bubble.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2025 06:45 PM (6PCLE)

609 Pearl beats up on ignorant women who demand they will only 'date' men making 6+ figures with Olympic class bodies, buy them Lambos, etc.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 06:30 PM (cYBz/)

Well. That seals it, I'm not buying anybody an import, not with the current tariff situation.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 06, 2025 06:45 PM (dGCAG)

610 "They wanna to have a meeting with me, right? It will be me, McCluskey and Sollozzo. Let's set the meeting. Get our informers to find out where it's gonna be held. Now, we insist it's a public place...a bar, a restaurant...some place where there's people so I feel safe. They're gonna search me when I first meet them, right? so I can't have a green dildo on me then. But if Clemenza can figure a way to have a green dildo planted there for me, then I'll kill 'em both."

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 06:45 PM (AOsQT)

611 Shit what state rhymes with dildos?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

---
Colorildo.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:45 PM (Q4cxx)

612 There is nothing more dangerous than riding the giant sand dildo.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 06, 2025 06:45 PM (kTd/k)

613 Dildo on the Orient Express
The Big Dildowski
Dildo: The Barbarian
Dildo: The Destroyer
Dances With Dildos
Dildo Encounters of the Third Kind

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2025 06:45 PM (M0V4/)

614 "How It's Made" never had a show on how they make dildos...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2025 06:45 PM (ynpvh)

615 588 off sox
Posted by: rhennigantx

Generally it's safer to use a condom.

Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2025 06:45 PM (pMi6S)

616 The Dildorillion.
Nah, they'll never be able to make that into a movie.

Posted by: Josephistan at August 06, 2025 06:45 PM (FLx59)

617 aptain James Cook was a real piece of work.

Till the Natives got tired of him

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2025 06:46 PM (VE6XX)

618 Dildo and Juliet

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 06:46 PM (cYBz/)

619 The power of Dildos compels you!

Posted by: Merrin at August 06, 2025 06:46 PM (i0F8b)

620 And threw the book at him.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2025 06:44 PM (VofaG)

bailiff whack his pee pee

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:46 PM (gbOdA)

621 To Inherit the Dildo

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:46 PM (Q4cxx)

622 613 Dildo on the Orient Express
The Big Dildowski
Dildo: The Barbarian
Dildo: The Destroyer
Dances With Dildos
Dildo Encounters of the Third Kind

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2025 06:45 PM (M0V4/)

Close Encounters of the Dildo Kind

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2025 06:46 PM (ynpvh)

623 Never quite figured out why a lesbian needs a dildo when they do not like dudes?

Because their anatomy is intended for something dude shaped.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2025 06:46 PM (Aqf1y)

624 Is this the dildo they choose to die on?

Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2025 06:46 PM (pMi6S)

625 Say hello to my little dildo.

Posted by: Tony Montana in Scarfaced Dildo at August 06, 2025 06:46 PM (Dv3i1)

626 The only justice for a dildo thrower is to throw the dildo at him/her/xer.

Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2025 06:46 PM (7caDm)

627 ace forgot us...sad
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2025 06:44 PM (g47mK)

ehh, he figured a post about dildoes and the WNBA would keep us busy for days.

Dick move ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:47 PM (NtVYv)

628 Honestly who ever came up with this was brilliant, what a great way to goof on these women. If they weren't thuggish to their best player and constantly whining about pay, people might respect them more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 06:47 PM (dfIr7)

629 Anyone know the joke about the old Jewish couple who sold sex toys in Miami Beach?

Posted by: Plaid Thermos at August 06, 2025 06:47 PM (R/m4+)

630 Dildo Baggins.

::mic drop::

Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2025 06:47 PM (fV+MH)

631 Toy Story
Buzz Dildo

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2025 06:47 PM (ynpvh)

632 I think we've just about worn this dildo out.
NEXT !
---
No, this dildo is industrial grade.
Made of the finest silicone.
Able to withstand extreme heat, extreme cold, dryness, and moisture while maintaining its flexibility and comfort.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 06:47 PM (WXsl0)

633 "How It's Made" never had a show on how they make dildos...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2025 06:45 PM (ynpvh)

Hot beef injection molding.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 06:47 PM (i24o9)

634 621 To Inherit the Dildo
Posted by: Axeman

Now you've awakened traumatic memories of clearing out my dear departed grandma's house.

Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2025 06:47 PM (pMi6S)

635 May the dildo be with you

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2025 06:47 PM (r/xMY)

636 Fay Wray in King Dildong.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2025 06:47 PM (77rzZ)

637 ace forgot us...sad
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2025 06:44 PM (g47mK)

ehh, he figured a post about dildoes and the WNBA would keep us busy for days.

Dick move ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:47 PM (NtVYv)

Ballsy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 06:48 PM (i24o9)

638 If VDH were to see you now, what you have to say?

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 06, 2025 06:48 PM (tuSMI)

639 Pray I don't dildo you further

Posted by: Darth Dildo at August 06, 2025 06:48 PM (7AQN1)

640 To Serve Dildo

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2025 06:48 PM (r/xMY)

641 630 Dildo Baggins.

::mic drop::
Posted by: eleven

Wasn't that already in Bored of the Rings?

Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2025 06:48 PM (pMi6S)

642 M'ua Dildo

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at August 06, 2025 06:48 PM (kTd/k)

643 TV show

Dildo Court

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2025 06:49 PM (VofaG)

644 Generally it's safer to use a condom.
Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2025 06:45 PM (pMi6S)

In days of old
When knight were bold
And rubber went invented
They'd tie a sock
Around their cock
And babies were prevented

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:49 PM (gbOdA)

645 God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the dildo.

Posted by: Scene from Jurassic Park at August 06, 2025 06:49 PM (Dv3i1)

646 594 585 Never quite figured out why a lesbian needs a dildo when they do not like dudes?

Posted by: Carl 7 yr plan ast greens keeper at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (gbOdA)

Here's a bigger mystery: Chaz Bono. Who had things whacked off and added (I guess). Took enough testosterone to grow a beard. Now dates females. Maybe is married to a female as I don't care nor want to know. Obviously she was messed up by Sonny and Cher and parties or that Alman Brother dude.

So I can't figure out the plain ole lesbians vs this trans crap. Why go through all of that? Oh, yeah, they think they are male, yada, barf.

I think about it then stop thinking about it as it hurts my brain.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2025 06:49 PM (6PCLE)

647 Star Trek II: The Wrath of Dildo
Star Trek III: The Search for Dildo
Star Trek IV: The Dildo Home
Star Trek V: The Final Dildo
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Dildo

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:49 PM (Q4cxx)

648 re 585: "Never quite figured out why a lesbian needs a dildo when they do not like dudes?"

i had a porn mag years ago in which one of the girls said something like "i don't like a guy's thing, it looks like a snake" while she and her girlfriend are going at it with a green garden hose.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2025 06:49 PM (CWTWj)

649 Never quite figured out why a lesbian needs a dildo when they do not like dudes?
--------
Because their anatomy is intended for something dude shaped.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2025 06:46 PM (Aqf1y)

It's almost like it ain't got nothing to do with the anatomy.

Sorta like if you say you like banana pudding, but somebody puts arsenic in the banana pudding.

Are you gonna eat it?

That's what men are like, to lesbos. Arsenic, even though the dick is banana pudding.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 06, 2025 06:49 PM (dGCAG)

650 Dildoing Miss Daisy?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2025 06:49 PM (rIQZh)

651 They did the same thing in the Roman Coliseum...threw dildos.

Nothing actually changes. Same shit, different day.

Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2025 06:49 PM (7caDm)

652 Game show

Dildo or No Dildo

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2025 06:49 PM (VofaG)

653 "Wasn't that already in Bored of the Rings?
Posted by: zombie "

::dammit::

Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2025 06:49 PM (fV+MH)

654 Lon Chaney, Sr. in the Dildom of the Opera.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2025 06:49 PM (77rzZ)

655 ace forgot us...sad
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2025 06:44 PM (g47mK)
----
He knows we can amuse ourselves while he prepares the Cafe Thread. (Now with extra dildo!)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2025 06:50 PM (IBQGV)

656 My God! It's full of Dildos!

Posted by: Dave Bowman at August 06, 2025 06:50 PM (i0F8b)

657 >>> Never quite figured out why a lesbian needs a dildo when they do not like dudes?

Posted by: Carl 7 yr plan ast greens keeper at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (gbOdA)

smaller than a fist, bigger than a finger?
Posted by: ASSMANN Electronic GmbH at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (ynpvh)

There's always the "Look What They Need to Mimic a Fraction of Our Power" Invincible cartoon meme.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 06:50 PM (cduTK)

658 "How It's Made" never had a show on how they make dildos...
Posted by: jim

I'm ashamed to tell you I had two client companies that manufactured and sold all sorts of sex gadgets. I've seen things Man. . . .

Honestly, it is an interesting process. Getting a master mold for a vajayjay is even more interesting.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 06:50 PM (cYBz/)

659 Ace is quick hit shutting us down

nood

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 06:50 PM (cduTK)

660 I Know What You Dildoed Last Summer
Posted by: Josephistan at August 06, 2025 06:43 PM (FLx59)
---
MORGAN YOU ARE SUCH A WHORE!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:50 PM (ZOv7s)

661 I noticed the lady next to the green dildo on the floor in that video had three hotdogs under her seat

Posted by: WTH at August 06, 2025 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

662 My God! It's full of Dildos!
Posted by: Dave Bowman at August 06, 2025 06:50 PM (i0F8b)

The dildoes are coming from inside the house !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:51 PM (NtVYv)

663 644 Generally it's safer to use a condom.
Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2025 06:45 PM (pMi6S)

In days of old
When knight were bold
And rubber went invented
They'd tie a sock
Around their cock
And babies were prevented
Posted by: rhennigantx

See? There's a limerick for everything.

(I think the original was "And rubber weren't yet invented.")

Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2025 06:51 PM (pMi6S)

664 In 2028 Olympics there is worry that athletes will be able to fling the green dildo outside the arena.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:51 PM (gbOdA)

665 I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the dildo.

Posted by: Ty Webb at August 06, 2025 06:51 PM (q2NNn)

666 The Day the Dildo Stood Still

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 06:51 PM (cYBz/)

667 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2025 06:49 PM (6PCLE)

To be fair Cher didn't encourage but actually the opposite.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2025 06:51 PM (VofaG)

668 Also the front page is a bit messed up. grey zoned. all dildoed up

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 06:52 PM (cduTK)

669 Love means never having to say you're sorry, about leaving your dildo lying out in the open.

Posted by: Love Story Draft Quotes at August 06, 2025 06:52 PM (Dv3i1)

670 two, two hot dogs.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2025 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

671 Just did a search for dildo on this page...nearly 600 hits. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2025 06:52 PM (ynpvh)

672 There are billions and billions of dildoes out there.

(said with a dildo in his mouth)

Posted by: Zombie Carl Sagan at August 06, 2025 06:52 PM (7caDm)

673 662 The dildoes are coming ~~from~~ inside the house !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2025 06:52 PM (pMi6S)

674 The thread just went limp, thanks ace

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 06:52 PM (NtVYv)

675 Bill Murray, on piano, in the lounge:

“Dildos, nothing but dildos…”

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2025 06:52 PM (77rzZ)

676 I swear I read somewhere that some fraternity had a fundraiser of selling dildos cast from the member's erect member.
With the difficulty being maintaining the erection long enough for the plaster to harden.

They did bank but were banned from ever doing it again.

Ladies, get your extraordinary dildo, a custom, bespoke dildo.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 06:53 PM (WXsl0)

677

Dildo de bergerac

Posted by: imp at August 06, 2025 06:53 PM (g6TN6)

678 Dildo noir:

The Maltese Dildo
Dildo Indemnity
The Dildo Always Rings Twice

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 06:53 PM (AOsQT)

679 re 641: a south park episode. the boys wrote a best selling book about dildo schwaggins and i had no idea what the joke was because i never read 'lord of the rings'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2025 06:53 PM (CWTWj)

680 My guests all got complementary dildoes.

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at August 06, 2025 06:53 PM (7caDm)

681 661 I noticed the lady next to the green dildo on the floor in that video had three hotdogs under her seat

Posted by: WTH at August 06, 2025 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

At least they weren't at a gay picnic.

Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at August 06, 2025 06:53 PM (ynpvh)

682 One of the players said that "somebody could get hurt".
Well, maybe just a little the first time, but after that it's fun!

Posted by: cranston at August 06, 2025 06:53 PM (e7J8N)

683 So I can't figure out the plain ole lesbians vs this trans crap. Why go through all of that? Oh, yeah, they think they are male, yada, barf.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2025 06:49 PM (6PCLE)

I'm no expert, but I think trauma makes them not want to be what they are, because that got traumatized. They think being something else will fix it/make them unattractive to the kind of people who harmed them.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2025 06:55 PM (zYpTz)

684 No Oxford comma...

"His global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector."

Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at August 06, 2025 06:56 PM (ynpvh)

685 Round up the usual dildoes.

Posted by: Zombie Capt. Louis Renault at August 06, 2025 06:56 PM (7caDm)

686 Westerns:

Dildorado
Have Dildo, Will Travel
The Man Who Threw A Dildo At Liberty Valance

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 06:57 PM (AOsQT)

687 523
'Way too short version - If a war meets those criteria, it is a just war.'

And he is saying, "No. St. Thomas and St. Augustine are all wrong. I'M the one who's right"?
You can't fault him for lack of self confidence.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 06, 2025 06:58 PM (3wi/L)

688 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2025 06:59 PM (0sNs1)

689 the count of montedildo

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 06, 2025 07:00 PM (CWTWj)

690 Those were training for a bullet bra

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 06, 2025 07:01 PM (kUxzU)

691 At Texas Tech they throw frozen tortillas onto the football field. It's an outdoor stadium. Think about that... not just tortillas but FROZEN tortillas... in Texas... which is not known for subzero temperatures. Do you know how to smuggle frozen tortillas into a stadium with a tiny clear bag policy????

Posted by: lin-duh at August 06, 2025 07:13 PM (Kcw7x)

692 MOst common phrase to be heard in future WNBA games: "Is that a dildo in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

Posted by: Lieutennant Duh at August 06, 2025 07:37 PM (Xy1tV)

693 Speaking of intrasex female competition, some "conservative" influencers, none of whom I've ever heard of

- which is why that fake word must, must be binned

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 06, 2025 08:11 PM (ZAN7R)

694 Pearl beats up on ignorant women who demand they will only 'date' men making 6+ figures with Olympic class bodies, buy them Lambos, etc.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 06:30 PM (cYBz/)

******

Heh. Thanks for throwing me some knowledge. Sorry for the long delay.

Posted by: EFG at August 06, 2025 08:18 PM (CVU8X)

695 Some idiots have no idea how dangerous that is to the players. Especially when they scramble onto the court all at once to claim it.

Posted by: Dagwood at August 06, 2025 08:44 PM (CC0N1)

696 Best part of the WNBA first video?
The brave woman threw up an airball!
I think we need to start a movement where the airball chant is done throughout the game.

Posted by: PTSD giver at August 06, 2025 09:13 PM (KBds0)

697 If a dildo lands on its suction cup does the first player who can pull it up get to be the commissioner of the league like a female King Arthur?

Posted by: Thatch at August 06, 2025 10:49 PM (bbi0+)

698 I heard you can Vegas bet on several parameters, the next color, how close to mid-court...etc.
Crazy.

Posted by: Mudshark at August 07, 2025 12:51 AM (WXoEj)

699 Hello! This is kind of off topic but I need some guidance from
an established blog. Is it tough to set up your own blog?

I'm not very techincal but I can figure things out pretty quick.

I'm thinking about creating my own but I'm not sure where to start.
Do you have any points or suggestions? Cheers

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