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Ken Paxton has opened an investigation of Robert Francis " " " Beto " " " O'Rourke for bribery of public officials.

FAFO. We're not playing with your terrorism-supporting communist civilization-destroyers any longer.

They arrested the feral animal who sucker-punched and knocked out a woman for merely attempting to use her body to shield the man the mob was stomping in the head.

The male "accused of hitting the victim named Holly" during the recent Cincinnati mob attack has been arrested, WLWT-TV reported.
Patrick Rosemond, 38, was arrested Monday in Fulton County, Georgia, and has been charged with felonious assault and aggravated riot, Cincinnati police told WLWT.
'It's been very, very hard, and I'm still recovering. I still have very bad brain trauma.'

This Gentle Giant was just turning his life around. He was thinking about enrolling in CUNY and starting a "rap" career.

ilyWasHere
@lilywashere777
A 5th arrest has been made in regards to the vicious attack on July 27 in downtown Cincinnati, Ohio. The coward was found in Fulton County, Georgia, Patrick Rosemond, 38. He has 3 felonies for drugs, weapons and a total of 41 cases listed on the Ohio Hamilton Clerk of Courts website. I'm sure he has a rap sheet in other states as well. His taxpayer funded court appointed attorney made the usual poor Patrick has issues excuse.

Law-abiding citizens have their own "issues," too. Can we act on them?

...
She recorded a tearful video in which she thanked those who've supported her.

That video is included in this news clip.

Bernie Moreno
@berniemoreno
Cincinnati is an amazing and spectacular City. It deserves political leadership that matches the greatness of its citizens.
@AftabPureval issues a late/weak statement, Police Chief blames social media (not the lack of almost 200 officers), Prosecutor @ConniePillich lets off lowlifes with $400 bail, @RepGregLandsman silent & posting about Ukraine, City Council member blames the victim.
This is Holly. She wanted to have a nice evening out with friends. Instead, she got this. Holly gave me permission to release the photos so that others will never suffer what she did.
We need and deserve change.

A liberal "Republican" has made it official and joined the Democrat Party.

As Deadpool said to Wolverine: "You're kind of joining the franchise at a low point."

Former Georgia Lt. Gov. Geoff Duncan says he's officially switched parties, leaving the GOP to join the Democrats. Duncan says the party's direction pushed him to make the change -- after years of criticizing Trump and cozying up to Democrats.
Key Details:
Duncan claimed there was "no line in the sand" when he flipped -- just a slow drift toward liberal policies and public posturing as a "reasonable" Republican.
He blasted the GOP's approach to health care, gun rights, and immigration -- all while echoing Democrat talking points and praising Kamala Harris.
Duncan was booted from the Georgia Republican Party after endorsing Harris and speaking at the DNC; now he says becoming a Democrat is about "loving his neighbor."

Meahwhile, a black female North Carolina state representative changed her vote and joined with the GOP to overrule the governor's veto on a bill requiring sheriffs to contact ICE when they detained an illegal alien.

Her fellow Democrats -- by which I mean "journalists" -- lined up to attack her.

Rep. Carla Cunningham, D-Mecklenburg, delivered a controversial speech on the North Carolina House floor during a veto override session Tuesday which raised eyebrows among some of her Democratic colleagues.
North Carolina House Republicans needed one Democrat to help them override Gov. Josh Stein's veto of House Bill 318 -- a bill that would require sheriffs to call immigration officers before releasing someone who is undocumented.
Cunningham, a Democrat, originally voted for the bill, before she decided to vote with Republicans to override Stein's veto.
She gave a speech expressing why she changed her mind.
"As a social scientist reports, all cultures are not equal," Cunningham said. "Some immigrants come and believe they can function in isolation, refusing to adapt."
She added, "No country is going to allow people to come in and not acknowledge its constitution, legal systems and laws."
Several Democratic lawmakers spoke out against Cunningham's remarks, including Charlotte State Senator Caleb Theodros.
"This idea that, the comment was that there are some cultures beneath others, I'm paraphrasing here, I think is antithetical to everything we teach our kids," he said.
Theodros did not say Cunningham should be replaced in her district, but he did say representatives need to speak out against, what he calls, "bad policy."
"To see that come from Democrats is disheartening," he said. "Roughly 600,000 people are set to lose their healthcare in the next few years unless we do anything. That has nothing to do with the number of immigrants or a certain culture that's superior to another."
Cunningham also voted with Republicans to override the veto on a bill that removes the state's goal to cut carbon emissions.

The burn bags discovered in the FBI's secret vault also contained Epstein files material.

During an interview on "The Benny Johnson Show," Rep. Luna dropped a bombshell: "I'm asking [the FBI] directly who authorized this information to be placed in burn bags and what information they have about the former deputy director of the FBI destroying evidence pertaining to Jeffrey Epstein, which we know right now the FBI is actively investigating."
She credited Johnson's program with kickstarting the inquiry. "It was your show that kinda tipped me off to follow up with one of those whistleblowers, and now that's a full-fledged investigation," Luna said.
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Johnson sought clarification. "You're confirming to us that the FBI has destroyed Epstein evidence?" he asked.
"I'm confirming that there's an open investigation, and that the leads on your show resulted in them finding burn bags pertaining to Russiagate and potentially Epstein, yes," Luna replied.

Intelligence officials had concerns about Tim Walz's close connections to communist China-- but for some reason this was never leaked.

I wonder why.

Newly released Homeland Security group chat messages, obtained after a Freedom of Information Act lawsuit from Judicial Watch, show outright glee from agency insiders at Washington's potential nightmare. "China is happy," one employee wrote on August 7, 2024, just a day after Harris announced Walz as her VP pick. The employee even linked a BBC News article detailing how China's internet celebrated Walz's validation. Another official immediately responded, pushing to bring in the FBI, the agency responsible for domestic counterintelligence, underlining the seriousness of the situation.
These explosive lines reveal that Walz's ties to the Chinese Communist Party weren't mere suspicions but real and longstanding worries for intelligence operatives tasked with watching China's growing influence on American politics. The group chat belonged to a Homeland Security investigative team focused on "subnational engagement" by Chinese operatives with local U.S. officials, which means that they saw Walz less as a friend and more as a potential conduit to the corridors of power in D.C.

🚨 BREAKING: @brianeharrison just ROASTED Kaitlan Collins for the rank HYPOCRISY in how they cover Texas redistricting vs. California and Illinois.

"The amount of times CNN must have spent fact checking what I said earlier today to come up with those clips, but if if those are… pic.twitter.com/Y5gTSSJ7vB
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) August 5, 2025

Below, CNN's Mustachioed Villainess Kaitlin Collins repeatedly attempts to talk over the other female reporter (that Trump actually called on to ask a question).

Breaking: A white rich-bitch leftist woman has something to say.

Gay communist trash webzine Rolling Stone has an outstanding, sophisticated take on Sydney Sweeney: We're not the ones obsessed with her, you MAGAts are!

ROLLING STONE: It's not liberals who are triggered over Sweeney's ad, it's Republicans

Lol ok pic.twitter.com/RLq2lOOyA7
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) August 6, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 06:47 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2025 06:48 PM (0N4FZ)

2 Iffn I was in charge I would decree the punishment fit the crime and order all of the perps to be beaten half to death and left on the street.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2025 06:49 PM (0N4FZ)

3 But it's a good look for her!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2025 06:50 PM (GdbU+)

4 I thought "Holly" was a RUSSIAN agent?!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 06, 2025 06:50 PM (/lPRQ)

5 Poor woman.

He looks mean. Plus his dreds look like pure shite. Like a cat arranged them.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2025 06:50 PM (6PCLE)

6 dildo

lum

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 06:51 PM (cduTK)

7 Man what a gray day.

Posted by: sharksauce at August 06, 2025 06:51 PM (JVWMJ)

8 The face of the woman who was beaten. My goodness.

Posted by: m at August 06, 2025 06:51 PM (aURVT)

9 5 He looks mean. Plus his dreds look like pure shite. Like a cat arranged them.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2025 06:50 PM (6PCLE)

In prison, will those get cut, I wonder?

Posted by: m at August 06, 2025 06:52 PM (aURVT)

10 The barrell tolls for thee, ace

Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2025 06:52 PM (7AQN1)

11 Broaf dildo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 06, 2025 06:52 PM (dR6yv)

12 Dodge Dildo -- A WNBA Story

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:53 PM (Q4cxx)

13 Aug 2024 5th US Court order Texas to redraw 9, 18, 29, and 33 district as they are not protected minorities.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:53 PM (gbOdA)

14 >>>Patrick Rosemond, 38. He has 3 felonies for drugs, weapons and a total of 41 cases listed on the Ohio Hamilton Clerk of Courts website.

He doesn't look as bad as a lot of perps do.

Posted by: m at August 06, 2025 06:53 PM (aURVT)

15 All the text is gray
And the leaves are brown.

Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2025 06:53 PM (pMi6S)

16
All the dildos are green (dildos are green)
And the sky is gray (sky is gray)

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:53 PM (Q4cxx)

17 Off Topic (?) -

Take your stinking green dildo off me, you damned dirty ape!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2025 06:53 PM (Dv3i1)

18 I hope Geoff Duncan's stunning and brave move to switch parties gives Stephen Richer, the former Maricopa County Recorder-like substance, the wherewithal to formally switch to the Dems.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 06, 2025 06:53 PM (5yDGQ)

19 you cannot spell Beat Off without Beto.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:54 PM (gbOdA)

20 Broaf dildo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 06, 2025 06:52 PM (dR6yv)
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Do you even dildo, bro?

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 06:54 PM (Q4cxx)

21 All the text is gray
And the leaves are brown.
Posted by: zombie

California leaving. . . . .
On such a winter daaaaaay. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 06:54 PM (cYBz/)

22 What's that on his head, worms?

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2025 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

23 I like the word, "felonious."

Probably something a womman would name her newborn someday.

Felonious Trayvon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2025 06:54 PM (6PCLE)

24 First dildos, now boxes. Will it never end!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 06:55 PM (i24o9)

25 I like those Sydney Sweeny ads, but they do look like a psyop and I had to agree with someone who commented recently that some of the liberal outrage appears to be manufactured.

Posted by: Max Power at August 06, 2025 06:55 PM (q177U)

26 dildo

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 06:51 PM (cduTK)
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Stop CALLING ME THAT!

Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at August 06, 2025 06:55 PM (Q4cxx)

27 The Man In The Grey Flannel Box.

Posted by: RickZ at August 06, 2025 06:55 PM (gKDq2)

28 pic of Holly:
So did she finally shut up and make him a sammich?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2025 06:56 PM (v0R5T)

29 Also, the music before WNBA games begin should include:

Kool and the Gang - Get Down on it.

https://t.ly/lNixn

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 06:56 PM (cYBz/)

30
dildo
dildon't

Posted by: m at August 06, 2025 06:56 PM (aURVT)

31 >>> "As a social scientist reports, all cultures are not equal," Cunningham said.

===

No two cultures are equal.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 06, 2025 06:56 PM (/lPRQ)

32 >>> The barrell tolls for thee, ace
Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2025 06:52 PM (7AQN1)

Ace was BORN in the barrel. He didn't see the son until has was a MAN!

Posted by: BANE at August 06, 2025 06:57 PM (q177U)

33 They made Texas change to districts to start the Gerrymandering wars.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:57 PM (gbOdA)

34 Soros and Beto! Get em Pax!!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2025 06:57 PM (pKtwV)

35 29 Also, the music before WNBA games begin should include:

Kool and the Gang - Get Down on it.

https://t.ly/lNixn
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 06:56 PM (cYBz/)

and

"It's Not Easy Being Green"

Posted by: m at August 06, 2025 06:57 PM (aURVT)

36 Also, the music before WNBA games begin should include:

Kool and the Gang - Get Down on it.

https://t.ly/lNixn

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 06:56 PM (cYBz/)

No Dildo Went Down To Georgia?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 06:57 PM (i24o9)

37 That poor woman

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2025 06:57 PM (+qU29)

38 Several Democratic lawmakers spoke out against Cunningham's remarks, including Charlotte State Senator Caleb Theodros.

"This idea that, the comment was that there are some cultures beneath others, I'm paraphrasing here, I think is antithetical to everything we teach our kids," he said.
____

Well, you're teaching them wrong then.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2025 06:58 PM (Dv3i1)

39
Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 06:58 PM (kkTda)

40 Knotty Boy dread wax.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2025 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

41 Yeah, we are the ones obsessing over Sydney Sweeney's "good jeans" ad because no one in the Democratic Party has enough testosterone get or sustain an erection.

Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2025 06:58 PM (pMi6S)

42 So no more dildo jokes? I haz sadz.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2025 06:58 PM (77rzZ)

43 Speaking of dildos, the Church of England in Wales just appointed a lesbian to it's, uh, top slot.

Archbishopess, or something.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:58 PM (ZOv7s)

44

When did George Costanza become a young angry semi-black man?

Posted by: imp at August 06, 2025 06:58 PM (g6TN6)

45 "It's Not Easy Being Green" by Kermit the Frog

Posted by: m at August 06, 2025 06:58 PM (aURVT)

46 I like those Sydney Sweeny ads, but they do look like a psyop and I had to agree with someone who commented recently that some of the liberal outrage appears to be manufactured.

The liberal outrage is real. You just have to throw out your preconceptions and realize that modern leftism is made almost entirely of ugly women.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2025 06:58 PM (Aqf1y)

47 >>> The barrell tolls for thee, ace
Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2025 06:52 PM (7AQN1)

Ace was BORN in the barrel. He didn't see the son until has was a MAN!

Posted by: BANE at August 06, 2025 06:57 PM (q177U)

IBF, in barrel fertilization.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 06:58 PM (i24o9)

48 Patrick Rosemond, 38. He has 3 felonies for drugs, weapons and a total of 41 cases listed on the Ohio Hamilton Clerk of Courts website.

A very large part of the problem is that these assholes never end up in jail. At least not for very long. Get arrested. Out in two days. Show up for a court date (maybe), get kicked loose to frolic again. Rinse and repeat, until they actually kill somebody or they themselves end up on the wrong end of a gun.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2025 06:58 PM (MZ+PY)

49 37 That poor woman
Posted by: Skip

It's not her fault she was born with the genes for big boobs.

Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2025 06:59 PM (pMi6S)

50 >>> First dildos, now boxes. Will it never end!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 06:55 PM (i24o9)

Corey Hart - Dildo in the Box

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 06:59 PM (cduTK)

51 Yeah, we are the ones obsessing over Sydney Sweeney's "good jeans" ad because no one in the Democratic Party has enough testosterone get or sustain an erection.
Posted by: zombie at August 06, 2025 06:58 PM (pMi6S)
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I'm going to have to revise my evaluation of Sweeney after seeing that her hobbies include working on cars and doing timed pistol shooting.

10/10

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 06:59 PM (ZOv7s)

52 A trend should be started where dildos are thrown at Kaitlin Collins

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 06, 2025 06:59 PM (r/xMY)

53 Aryanna Pressley

We be gonna jellomander r state.

Ms Pressley

There are 9 (D) in 9 seats.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2025 06:59 PM (gbOdA)

54 43 Speaking of dildos, the Church of England in Wales just appointed a lesbian to it's, uh, top slot.

Archbishopess, or something.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I'm assuming they had to find one acceptable to the muslims that run the place now.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2025 07:00 PM (Dv3i1)

55 Unpopular opinion: while the jeans ads with Sweeney are a welcome shift from tranny and blimpish models shoved in our faces its not a good thing.

You know how we got to this point with the left going nuts and pushing insane disgusting crap? A corrosion of morals, decency, and modesty in culture. It starts with the "free love" crap of the 60s and ends up with "MAPS" and "gender affirmation care" for children. There's a direct line between being slutty and corroding morality and public decency until you get to the place you finally stop liking it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:00 PM (dfIr7)

56 When your sister was born I brought her outside and the first thing I saw was A bull sit down in the field. Why do you ask, Pus Runs From Vagina?"

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2025 07:00 PM (GdbU+)

57
So no more dildo jokes? I haz sadz.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2025 06:58 PM (77rzZ)

Ace cut it off short

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 07:00 PM (NtVYv)

58 Yeah, well, Republican males, at the sight of an attractive woman tend to be triggered in a very natural way.

Unlike the soi bois who recoil at the sight of a real woman and much prefer the nose rings and danger hair of their hogmaidens.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2025 07:00 PM (tT6L1)

59
Democrats have a tantrum.

Republicans point and laugh.

Democrats say the Republicans are obsessed by this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 07:00 PM (kkTda)

60 Remember the most important thing about the TX redistricting:
Jasmine Ratchet will lose her seat.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 07:00 PM (WXsl0)

61 A very large part of the problem is that these assholes never end up in jail. At least not for very long. Get arrested. Out in two days. Show up for a court date (maybe), get kicked loose to frolic again. Rinse and repeat, until they actually kill somebody or they themselves end up on the wrong end of a gun.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2025 06:58 PM (MZ+PY)
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It is really quite difficult to get locked up. Judges constantly find ways to "divert" or rehabilitate, and it doesn't work, and then you have the rap sheet a mile long when they finally kill someone and everyone wants to know how it happened.

Three strikes laws need to come back, bigly.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:00 PM (ZOv7s)

62 When the plastic surgeon fixed the hole the cancer doc made over my right eye, my eye got bruised like that a few days after he sewed me up.

At least I didn’t suffer actual violence.

Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2025 07:01 PM (DtHF9)

63 53 Aryanna Pressley
We be gonna jellomander r state.
Ms Pressley
There are 9 (D) in 9 seats.
Posted by: rhennigantx

(D)ildos in seats?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2025 07:01 PM (Dv3i1)

64 60 Remember the most important thing about the TX redistricting:
Jasmine Ratchet will lose her seat.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 07:00 PM (WXsl0)

To match what she's done with her mind.

Posted by: m at August 06, 2025 07:01 PM (aURVT)

65 I'm assuming they had to find one acceptable to the muslims that run the place now.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2025 07:00 PM (Dv3i1)
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Wales has a low Muslim population, something that Starmer urgently wants to change.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:01 PM (ZOv7s)

66 That guy looks like the black version of medusa...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 06, 2025 07:01 PM (ynpvh)

67 Gay communist trash webzine Rolling Stone has an outstanding, sophisticated take on Sydney Sweeney: We're not the ones obsessed with her, you MAGAts are!
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Yeah, those videos would have taken up about 30 seconds of my life apiece had it not been for the meltdown on the left.

She's a Handmaid's Tale star (from what I hear). That's you people's obsession, not ours.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:01 PM (Q4cxx)

68 So no more dildo jokes? I haz sadz.
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2025 06:58 PM (77rzZ)

Ace cut it off short

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2025 07:00 PM (NtVYv)

Cock blocked.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 07:01 PM (i24o9)

69 Iffn I was in charge I would decree the punishment fit the crime and order all of the perps to be beaten half to death and left on the street.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

That's the restitution.

But First...
The punishment. However many years in the clink.

When released or paroled comes the restitution.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 06, 2025 07:02 PM (/lPRQ)

70 Anything that puts a picture of Luna at a site is something I'm for. Yes, Sweeny is hot. Luna is even hotter.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 06, 2025 07:02 PM (od0dV)

71 A trend should be started where dildos are thrown at everyone.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2025 07:02 PM (GdbU+)

72 2
'I was in charge I would decree the punishment fit the crime and order all of the perps to be beaten half to death and left on the street.'

That's a good start but I hate leaving a job half done.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 06, 2025 07:03 PM (3wi/L)

73 The Left are clowns but they think they are intellectuals. So many examples beclowning themselves..

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2025 07:03 PM (VofaG)

74 Just a reminder to all: "Beto" is pronounced Beat-o, as in Ted Cruz Beat O'Rourke like a drum.

No doubt it will be good any other time Beat-o runs for office.

Posted by: Nick Osborn at August 06, 2025 07:03 PM (CnfDa)

75
Corey Hart - Dildo in the Box
Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 06:59 PM (cduTK)
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Dildos at Night.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:03 PM (Q4cxx)

76 30
dildo
dildon't

Posted by: m at August 06, 2025 06:56 PM (aURVT)

Dil-don't, man. Anything, but I won't do that.

Posted by: Meatloaf at August 06, 2025 07:03 PM (ynpvh)

77 Meanwhile makeup company ULTA hired this efeminiate leaping pouf with a beard dressed as a woman to be their spokesmodel. Because nothing says makeup for ladies like a dude with a beard acting like a drama queen 9 year old.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:03 PM (dfIr7)

78 71 A trend should be started where dildos are thrown at everyone.
___

A dildopublic, if you can keep it.

Posted by: Ben Franklin at August 06, 2025 07:03 PM (Dv3i1)

79 Green dildos rain upon WNBA games and Geoff Duncan switched parties. Not a coincidence. The Troof is out there!

I'm not saying it aliens, but....

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 06, 2025 07:04 PM (NkASH)

80 "This idea that, the comment was that there are some cultures beneath others, I'm paraphrasing here, I think is antithetical to everything we teach our kids," he said
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The patriarchy is a culture, no?

Christianity, even fundamental or Evangelical Christianity is a culture.

MAGA is a culture.

That bitch doesn't mean what she says at all--she means the cultures I prefer are equal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 07:04 PM (WXsl0)

81 >>> There's a direct line between being slutty and corroding morality and public decency until you get to the place you finally stop liking it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:00 PM (dfIr7)

I have not stopped liking attractive women. But there must be a point, yes. Those chicks having a bang-off competition or whatever with legions of men makes me physically ill. So we're well past the point in some ways. I think newer generations have already responded and are moving the other direction.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 07:04 PM (cduTK)

82 Intelligence officials had concerns about Tim Walz's close connections to communist China-- but for some reason this was never leaked.

I do remember right-leaning sites talking about this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:04 PM (dfIr7)

83 He looks mean. Plus his dreds look like pure shite. Like a cat arranged them.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2025 06:50 PM (6PCLE)

That's RAAAAACIST!!!!

Posted by: You aren't allowed to notice these things at August 06, 2025 07:04 PM (KOE6H)

84 The Army Sgt who fragged his unit (with no fatalities) in Ft Stewart (GA): "Quornelius Radford".
No known disciplinary issues until a DUI arrest recently.
... going to guess that he had those issues but they weren't put on his record

Posted by: gKWVE at August 06, 2025 07:05 PM (sDWtc)

85 anybody hear from CBD lately? is he still in France?

Posted by: DanMan at August 06, 2025 07:05 PM (8uzBS)

86 Unpopular opinion: while the jeans ads with Sweeney are a welcome shift from tranny and blimpish models shoved in our faces it's not a good thing.

I'd get that if the ads were at all explicit. How she's dressed in those ads is a substantial modesty upgrade from, say, the contents of a typical Wal-Mart.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 06, 2025 07:05 PM (wItF4)

87 I'm thinking the dildos plugged a hole in the last thread.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:06 PM (Q4cxx)

88 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:03 PM (dfIr7)

tsk tsk

ULTA is Temu Sephora

Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2025 07:06 PM (DtHF9)

89 84 The Army Sgt who fragged his unit (with no fatalities) in Ft Stewart (GA): "Quornelius Radford".

I wonder if it is pronounced "Kwor-nee-lee-us" or "Kor-nee-lee-us"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2025 07:06 PM (Dv3i1)

90 87 I'm thinking the dildos plugged a hole in the last thread.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:06 PM (Q4cxx)

Seems they're leaking heavily into this one.

Posted by: Meatloaf at August 06, 2025 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

91 You know what disappoints me? Nobody ever falls down the stairs when they get arrested any more. When the cops would arrest some known scumbag who did something horrible they'd trip and fall a lot on the way in and out of the car, on the stairs you know like you do. They'd show up with a shiner and a split lip and hunched over like a rib was stove in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:07 PM (dfIr7)

92 Tell Holly to put some ice on that...

Posted by: Bill Clinton, Rapists Elected More Than Once at August 06, 2025 07:07 PM (R/m4+)

93 Intelligence officers "had concerns?"

I don't pretend to be an intelligence officer but even I had concerns about Walz and his Chinese connections.

Just how stupid are these people?

Yep, knowing we've got "Masters of the Obvious" in charge of national security lets me sleep well at night.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2025 07:07 PM (tT6L1)

94 Several Democratic lawmakers spoke out against Cunningham's remarks, including Charlotte State Senator Caleb Theodros.

"This idea that, the comment was that there are some cultures beneath others, I'm paraphrasing here, I think is antithetical to everything we teach our kids," he said.

Got it democrats. You think pedophile culture is equal in every way with every other culture.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2025 07:07 PM (iU+/7)

95 >>> I'm thinking the dildos plugged a hole in the last thread.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:06 PM (Q4cxx)

In a dike?

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at August 06, 2025 07:07 PM (cduTK)

96 ULTA is Temu Sephora

I have no idea, just saw the ad and went "really? After Bud Lite someone thought this was a winner?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:07 PM (dfIr7)

97 Back in my day, the name Cornelius meant something.

Posted by: Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus at August 06, 2025 07:08 PM (sDWtc)

98 Intelligence officials had concerns about Tim Walz's close connections to communist China-- but for some reason this was never leaked.

I do remember right-leaning sites talking about this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:04 PM (dfIr7)

He taught there, honeymooned there and praised the CCP run country.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2025 07:08 PM (VofaG)

99 I've come here today to toss dildo jokes and to chew bubblegum.

And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Posted by: Roddy Piper at August 06, 2025 07:08 PM (i0F8b)

100 I'm thinking the dildos plugged a hole in the last thread.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:06 PM (Q4cxx)

Seems they're leaking heavily into this one.
Posted by: Meatloaf at August 06, 2025 07:07 PM (ynpvh)
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Only if they are able to fill a space in the conversation.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:08 PM (Q4cxx)

101 raymond luxury yacht

Posted by: miguel cervantes at August 06, 2025 07:08 PM (bXbFr)

102 After spending many years traveling around the world including to some of the biggest 3rd world shit holes on the planet I can confidently state that all cultures are not equal and anyone who disagrees is an idiot.

Nobody leaves the US to migrate to Papua New Guinea or Guatemala or South Africa.

If you come here legally then respect our culture and follow our rules or get the fuck out. If you come here illegally then forget the first part, just get the fuck out.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2025 07:08 PM (viF8m)

103 Three strikes laws need to come back, bigly.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:00 PM (ZOv7s)

Speaking of dildos... Where's Joe Biden when you need him?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2025 07:09 PM (MZ+PY)

104 Patrick Rosemond, 38, was arrested Monday in Fulton County, Georgia, and has been charged with felonious assault and aggravated riot, Cincinnati police told WLWT.

Kinda light skinned. We're gonna list him as white for the crime stats.

Posted by: Cincinnati Police Dept. at August 06, 2025 07:09 PM (Dv3i1)

105 Yea! Judge Jeanine is on Laura Ingraham's show.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2025 07:09 PM (NpAcC)

106 You know, how did those little pilers get the name "dikes" anyway?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:09 PM (dfIr7)

107 Man what a gray day.
Posted by: sharksauce at August 06, 2025 06:51 PM

Are the leaves brown?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2025 07:09 PM (0sNs1)

108 Der Arf! Der Arf!

https://tinyurl.com/msjjhwp9

Posted by: zombie Blondi at August 06, 2025 07:09 PM (2yoRf)

109 Back in my day, the name Cornelius meant something.
Posted by: Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus at August 06, 2025 07:08 PM

Yaaaaaahooooooo!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Yukon Cornelius at August 06, 2025 07:09 PM (Wnv9h)

110 A 24 hour moratorium on dildo-related content, please

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 07:10 PM (AOsQT)

111 103 Three strikes laws need to come back, bigly.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:00 PM (ZOv7s)
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I'm all for three strikes. Metal or wood baseball bat?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2025 07:10 PM (tT6L1)

112
A lot of people like sweet pickles.
Others like bread and butter, more.
Dill do...

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:10 PM (Q4cxx)

113 Speaking of dildos, the Church of England in Wales just appointed a lesbian to it's, uh, top slot.

Archbishopess, or something.

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I confess that I am chief among sinners, so I wish nobody involved in that charade any physical harm. But sometimes I wish God would just zap the empty building that appointee is suppose to serve in, just as a reminder that God will not be mocked.

Posted by: Crusader at August 06, 2025 07:10 PM (TN0g+)

114 No known disciplinary issues until a DUI arrest recently.
... going to guess that he had those issues but they weren't put on his record
Posted by: gKWVE at August 06, 2025 07:05 PM (sDWtc)
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NJP handled at the company level.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:10 PM (ZOv7s)

115 Enough with dildo comments. Goddamn.

You had your thread.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 06, 2025 07:10 PM (3wi/L)

116 A trend should be started where dildos are thrown at everyone.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 06, 2025 07:02 PM (GdbU+)

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a dildo.

Posted by: Patches O'Houlihan at August 06, 2025 07:10 PM (q2NNn)

117 85 I think CBD got thrown into a women’s soccer pitch in a match between Grenoble and Lyons.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2025 07:11 PM (77rzZ)

118 Former Georgia Lt. Gov. Geoff Duncan

This is the limod!ck who, while Trump was trying to get ‘GOP’ officials in GA to correct the vote count in 2020, went on twitter to post about his grand father-son Thabksgiving getaway with his unfortunate boy-spawn.

That cvnt was a plant all along, as well as the Gov and SoS.

Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2025 07:11 PM (mYpWd)

119 Speaking of dildos... Where's Joe Biden when you need him?
____

You know you're a success when you look at your dildos and realize they turned out better than you.

Posted by: Famous Joe Biden Quotes at August 06, 2025 07:11 PM (Dv3i1)

120 I'm all for three strikes. Metal or wood baseball bat?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2025 07:10 PM (tT6L1)

Call me old fashioned, but I've never liked the 'ding' of a metal bat.

Posted by: davidt at August 06, 2025 07:11 PM (i0F8b)

121 >You know, how did those little pilers get the name "dikes" anyway?
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'diagonal cutters' got shortened

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 07:11 PM (AOsQT)

122 Der Arf! Der Arf!

https://tinyurl.com/msjjhwp9

Posted by: zombie Blondi at August 06, 2025 07:09 PM (2yoRf)

What a beauty. Chick's not bad either.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 07:11 PM (i24o9)

123 2 Iffn I was in charge I would decree the punishment fit the crime and order all of the perps to be beaten half to death and left on the street.

I like the way you think. Maybe three-quarters to death would be better though

Posted by: Dave at August 06, 2025 07:11 PM (sbsMc)

124 I confess that I am chief among sinners, so I wish nobody involved in that charade any physical harm. But sometimes I wish God would just zap the empty building that appointee is suppose to serve in, just as a reminder that God will not be mocked.
Posted by: Crusader at August 06, 2025 07:10 PM (TN0g+)
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I think most of her "flock" would fit into a mid-sized stadium, so one could argue that they are mocking themselves.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:11 PM (ZOv7s)

125 You know, how did those little pilers get the name "dikes" anyway?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

By sticking fingers in little wet spots.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2025 07:12 PM (iU+/7)

126 Not limodick,

LIMPDICK

I hope I have made myself clear now

Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2025 07:12 PM (mYpWd)

127 Jaws made of steel

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2025 07:12 PM (+qU29)

128 Shade status: cast

@LauraLoomer
We have midterms coming up in 2026 and Conservatives are bitching about Israel and engagement rings.
I’ll be busy investigating candidates in all key states.
I feel like people just want to complain because they don’t want to contribute to a victory.
It’s easy to scream all day. A lot harder to help preserve a victory.
Aug 6, 2025 · 3:57 PM UTC

Posted by: gKWVE at August 06, 2025 07:12 PM (sDWtc)

129 Enough with dildo comments. Goddamn.

You had your thread.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 06, 2025 07:10 PM (3wi/L)

Are you saying Dildon't

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2025 07:12 PM (VofaG)

130 Enough with dildo comments. Goddamn.

You had your thread.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 06, 2025 07:10 PM (3wi/L)
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All your threads are belong to us.

Posted by: Dildo Quips at August 06, 2025 07:12 PM (Q4cxx)

131 Good Vibrations, people!

Posted by: zombie Brian Wilson at August 06, 2025 07:12 PM (0sNs1)

132 Let's expand on the beaten half to death idea. So, do we beat them half to death and leave them on a city street?

Or, leave them in the middle of a desert with no water and the buzzards circling?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2025 07:12 PM (tT6L1)

133 The Army Sgt who fragged his unit (with no fatalities) in Ft Stewart (GA): "Quornelius Radford".
No known disciplinary issues until a DUI arrest recently.
... going to guess that he had those issues but they weren't put on his record
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Importing your "Moslems" 350 years ago.
https://tinyurl.com/ynymmkd3

Army Logistics Sergeant Quornelius Radford was identified as the shooting suspect after five soldiers were wounded at Georgia's Fort Stewart on Wednesday, prompting a short lockdown at one of the country's largest Army bases.

Officials also said that all five soldiers injured in the shooting are in stable condition and are expected to survive their wounds. Three of the soldiers required surgery.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2025 07:13 PM (2yoRf)

134 Geoff Duncan uses green dildoes as swizzle sticks in his appletinis.

Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2025 07:13 PM (mYpWd)

135
This dildo thing won't stop, and it's getting out of hand.

The idiots at WNBA made a big stink about the dildo and now they've created a challenge -- people won't stop tossing dildos, now.

Posted by: maya angeloo at August 06, 2025 07:13 PM (QZOPw)

136 thats how it's pronounced

honestly python is way below where we are now,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at August 06, 2025 07:13 PM (bXbFr)

137 I don't recall that Joe was the dildo connoisseur in the Biden famiglia

Posted by: gKWVE at August 06, 2025 07:13 PM (sDWtc)

138 Right. We need to turn this dildo thread back to a Sydney Sweeney thread.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2025 07:13 PM (77rzZ)

139 Iffn I was in charge I would decree the punishment fit the crime and order all of the perps to be beaten half to death and left on the street.

I like the way you think. Maybe three-quarters to death would be better though
Posted by: Dave

I have half to death. The raise is 3/4.
Anyone want to go 7/8th's?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2025 07:13 PM (iU+/7)

140 You know, how did those little pilers get the name "dikes" anyway?

'Diagonal cutters', maybe? Don't know.

Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2025 07:14 PM (OjdEO)

141 'diagonal cutters' got shortened
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 07:11 PM

Diagonal side cutters is the full, and correct, name.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 06, 2025 07:14 PM (0sNs1)

142 ICE rolled up to a Home Depot in LA in a Penske truck to the pack of day labor illegals.

As the driver asked for workers, Border Patrol poured out the back and arrested 16.

LOL.
LMFO

Oh the wee little federal judge is really going to pound her tiny fists on the dais

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 07:14 PM (WXsl0)

143 Enough with dildo comments. Goddamn.

You had your thread.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 06, 2025 07:10 PM (3wi/L)
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All your threads are belong to us.

Posted by: Dildo Quips at August 06, 2025 07:12 PM (Q4cxx)

I, for one, welcome our new dildo joke spewing overlords.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 07:14 PM (i24o9)

144 it will get out of hand, and we will be likely to get through it

Posted by: miguel cervantes at August 06, 2025 07:14 PM (bXbFr)

145 'diagonal cutters' got shortened

Huh, that actually makes sense. If its not true, it ought to be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:14 PM (dfIr7)

146 I don't pretend to be an intelligence officer but even I had concerns about Walz and his Chinese connections.

Just how stupid are these people?

Yep, knowing we've got "Masters of the Obvious" in charge of national security lets me sleep well at night.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2025 07:07 PM (tT6L1)
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Security clearances were supposed to be only as needed and strictly monitored, but they became titles of nobility so that every connected person got one.

Trump slashing them back is a good thing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:14 PM (ZOv7s)

147 36 Also, the music before WNBA games begin should include:

Kool and the Gang - Get Down on it.

https://t.ly/lNixn

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2025 06:56 PM (cYBz/)

No Dildo Went Down To Georgia?

I'll bet a Dildo of gold to get your soul to think i'm better than you!

Posted by: Nelly at August 06, 2025 07:14 PM (cHLus)

148 Kaitlan Collins must have about the most obnoxiously smug face in the whole media complex. And that takes some doing.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 06, 2025 07:15 PM (od0dV)

149 Sgt. Radford isn't much of a marksman, fortunately.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2025 07:15 PM (q2NNn)

150 97 Back in my day, the name Cornelius meant something.
Posted by: Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus

It will again someday.
-Fr. Cornelius

Posted by: 5th Element Reference at August 06, 2025 07:15 PM (Dv3i1)

151 122 Der Arf! Der Arf!

https://tinyurl.com/msjjhwp9

Posted by: zombie Blondi at August 06, 2025 07:09 PM (2yoRf)

These people are batshit.

Posted by: Just stark raving bonkers at August 06, 2025 07:15 PM (KOE6H)

152 Yes, Rolling Stone is against Sydney Sweeney. If I said it once, I said it to 1000 underage boys - Girls are icky.

Posted by: Jann Wenner at August 06, 2025 07:15 PM (AGl/x)

153 I think we need to throw the conversation about dildos out on the court of public opinion.

Posted by: Dildo Quips at August 06, 2025 07:15 PM (Q4cxx)

154 Right. We need to turn this dildo thread back to a Sydney Sweeney thread.
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Doggie style comments incoming.
https://tinyurl.com/msjjhwp9

Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2025 07:15 PM (2yoRf)

155 Speaking of dildos, the Church of England in Wales just appointed a lesbian to it's, uh, top slot.
Archbishopess, or something.

It's nice to see people of all stripes getting appointed to serve The Lord, even bitter faced, cropped haired English lesbians who will preach nonsense to their flock like I do and get paid for it all the while rolling downhill like a snowball heading for hell.

Posted by: Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde, LGQTBABC Advocate and democrat shill but not a lesbian at August 06, 2025 07:16 PM (R/m4+)

156 This tossed dildo thing has gotten out of hand.

It has gotten out of hand, and we'll be lucky to live through it to the ONT.

Posted by: RADM Josh Painter, USN at August 06, 2025 07:16 PM (0sNs1)

157 CORE NEEELEEEEOOOOSSSS

Posted by: Leeloo Dallas Mooltipass at August 06, 2025 07:16 PM (KOE6H)

158 I, for one, welcome our new dildo joke spewing overlords.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 07:14 PM (i24o9)
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They've penetrated every crack, crevice or hole on the site!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:16 PM (ZOv7s)

159 OK, maybe a duck thread is called for.

QUACK!

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2025 07:16 PM (77rzZ)

160 Weddings are one floor down, my son. Congratulations.

Posted by: Vito Cornelius at August 06, 2025 07:16 PM (dKEEs)

161 >Diagonal side cutters is the full, and correct, name.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher
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Thank you. Now, define 'pedantry'.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 07:16 PM (AOsQT)

162 Yes, Rolling Stone is against Sydney Sweeney. If I said it once, I said it to 1000 underage boys - Girls are icky.
Posted by: Jann Wenner

Til your young ass gets a stiffy and you realize they're soft and smell good.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2025 07:16 PM (iU+/7)

163 130
'Posted by: Dildo Quips'

The jokes are retarded without being funny.
And that's hard to do.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 06, 2025 07:17 PM (3wi/L)

164 Back in my day, the name Cornelius meant something.

Posted by: Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus
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Exactly, an ape scientist!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:17 PM (Q4cxx)

165 Boy was I late to the last thread... wallowed...

At Texas Tech they throw frozen tortillas onto the football field. It's an outdoor stadium. Think about that... not just tortillas but FROZEN tortillas... in Texas... which is not known for subzero temperatures. Do you know how to smuggle frozen tortillas into a stadium with a tiny clear bag policy????

Posted by: lin-duh at August 06, 2025 07:17 PM (Kcw7x)

166
Rolling Stone is one of the worst gaslighters in Media.

For example, Rolling Stone thinks it's "right wing" to consume protein supplements and be wary of seed oils.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2025 07:18 PM (QZOPw)

167 Kaitlan Collins must have about the most obnoxiously smug face in the whole media complex. And that takes some doing.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 06, 2025 07:15 PM (od0dV)
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The manjaw is a big part of it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:18 PM (ZOv7s)

168 97 Back in my day, the name Cornelius meant something.

Posted by: Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus

Nova? What is your idiot husband Cornelius doing now?
-Dr. Zaius

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 06, 2025 07:18 PM (QcUc+)

169
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 06, 2025 07:18 PM (tljrc)

170 Back in my day, the name Cornelius meant something.

Posted by: Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus

Yukon Cornelius always went strapped.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2025 07:18 PM (iU+/7)

171 Parts of society are certainly devolving

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2025 07:18 PM (HFcKg)

172 You just can't state the obvious anymore.

You don't have to.

It's.Right.In.Front.Of.Your.Face.

Posted by: jsg at August 06, 2025 07:18 PM (q/iLt)

173 Do you know how to smuggle frozen tortillas into a stadium with a tiny clear bag policy????
Posted by: lin-duh at August 06, 2025 07:17 PM (Kcw7x)
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Put them in your cowboy boots, next to the flask.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:19 PM (ZOv7s)

174 is antithetical to everything we teach our kids,"

Who's "we" dumblfark?

Posted by: man at August 06, 2025 07:19 PM (tubbA)

175 Cunningham, a Democrat, originally voted for the bill, before she decided to vote with Republicans to override Stein's veto.

Written by a professional journalist.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 06, 2025 07:19 PM (/Y33p)

176 The jokes are retarded without being funny.
And that's hard to do.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Dude, that's like 95% of my joke repertoire. It's pretty easy actually.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2025 07:20 PM (Dv3i1)

177 The last PP in Louisiana is closing.

PP has also closed two murder factories in Houston.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 07:20 PM (WXsl0)

178 You forgot the greatest outrage to date: Officials from the Civil Administration, the IDF's governing body in the West Bank, and the Nature and Parks Authority killed several hundred Nile crocodiles at a crocodile farm on Sunday.

Apparently no one was feeding them, and they were eating each other, and trying to escape. Nile crocs eat people so I have little regret over this one.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2025 07:20 PM (rbvCR)

179 I did not have "tossing dildos" on my 2025 bingo card.

Posted by: Max Power at August 06, 2025 07:20 PM (q177U)

180
The Army Sgt who fragged his unit (with no fatalities) in Ft Stewart (GA): "Quornelius Radford".

I wonder if it is pronounced "Kwor-nee-lee-us" or "Kor-nee-lee-us"
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Throatwobbler Mangrove

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2025 07:20 PM (63Dwl)

181 Remember Rolling Stone with the UVa frat rape story? The claimed timing was flat out impossible.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 06, 2025 07:20 PM (od0dV)

182 Patrick Rosemond, 38, was arrested Monday in Fulton County, Georgia
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Dammit. I thought Fani Willis would have my back. Bitch.

Posted by: Patrick Rosemond at August 06, 2025 07:20 PM (XeU6L)

183 Thank you. Now, define 'pedantry'.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 07:16 PM

According to Star Fleet Archives, specifically, the 21st Century (Earth) source known as Wikipedia, "Pedantry is an excessive concern with minor details, formal rules, and unimportant aspects, often to the point of annoyance. It typically involves a display of knowledge that emphasizes trivial points rather than focusing on more significant issues."

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 06, 2025 07:20 PM (0sNs1)

184 A 24 hour moratorium on dildo-related content, please
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 07:10 PM

Are you new here?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2025 07:21 PM (Wnv9h)

185 Dude, that's like 95% of my joke repertoire. It's pretty easy actually.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2025 07:20 PM (Dv3i1)

Turn in your dildo jokes. There will be no unauthorized revelry in here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 07:21 PM (i24o9)

186 For example, Rolling Stone thinks it's "right wing" to consume protein supplements and be wary of seed oils.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2025 07:18 PM (QZOPw)
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Especially, since I heard over the weekend that a basket of fast food fries in seed oils is the equivalent of 25 cigarettes in terms of "aldehyde".

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:21 PM (Q4cxx)

187 Nova? What is your idiot husband Cornelius doing now?
-Dr. Zaius
Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 06, 2025 07:18 PM (QcUc+)

Ah, yes - the young ape with a shovel. I hear you're planning another archeological expedition. Cornelius, a friendly word of warning - as you dig for artifacts, be sure you don't bury your reputation.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius at August 06, 2025 07:21 PM (R/m4+)

188 177 The last PP in Louisiana is closing.

PP has also closed two murder factories in Houston.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 07:20 PM (WXsl0)

But but but Trump is just so crass? Why can't he be more like Jeb or Mitt?

Posted by: Another pinch-faced prolifer who won't take the W at August 06, 2025 07:22 PM (KOE6H)

189 "Do you know how to smuggle frozen tortillas into a stadium with a tiny clear bag policy????
Posted by: lin-duh "

A tech school graduate should be able to figure out how to bring in the apparatus to freeze them onsite.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2025 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

190 Those of you who disapprove of dildo jokes must exit the arena now, or else be escorted out by security personnel, with your bright-green dildos confiscated.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2025 07:22 PM (77rzZ)

191 Don't you know who's dildo I am??

Posted by: John F Kerry at August 06, 2025 07:22 PM (i0F8b)

192 The "burn bags" thing means nothing. All this evidence has already been digitized. The purpose of the burn bags is to get rid of lose copies floating around to protect sensitive/confidential information.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 06, 2025 07:22 PM (xqQi7)

193 I did not have "tossing dildos" on my 2025 bingo card.
Posted by: Max Power at August 06, 2025 07:20 PM (q177U)

Waltzing Matilda?

Posted by: Slim Dusty at August 06, 2025 07:22 PM (q2NNn)

194 At Texas Tech they throw frozen tortillas onto the football field. It's an outdoor stadium. Think about that... not just tortillas but FROZEN tortillas... in Texas... which is not known for subzero temperatures. Do you know how to smuggle frozen tortillas into a stadium with a tiny clear bag policy????
Posted by: lin-duh at August 06, 2025 07:17 PM

I'm guessing the technique was invented, perfected, and taught to them by some Aggies.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2025 07:23 PM (0sNs1)

195 Yukon Cornelius always went strapped.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2025 07:18 PM

*nods*

Bumbles.

Posted by: Yukon Cornelius at August 06, 2025 07:23 PM (Wnv9h)

196 Nova? What is your idiot husband Cornelius doing now?
-Dr. Zaius
Posted by: BifBewalski

Zira's gonna be pissed when she finds out Cornelius is banging the mute woman.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 06, 2025 07:23 PM (KagKL)

197 194 At Texas Tech they throw frozen tortillas onto the football field. It's an outdoor stadium. Think about that... not just tortillas but FROZEN tortillas... in Texas... which is not known for subzero temperatures. Do you know how to smuggle frozen tortillas into a stadium with a tiny clear bag policy????
Posted by: lin-duh at August 06, 2025 07:17 PM

I'm guessing the technique was invented, perfected, and taught to them by some Aggies.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2025 07:23 PM (0sNs1)

Applied Cryodildonics

Posted by: Getting sciency at August 06, 2025 07:24 PM (KOE6H)

198 All this evidence has already been digitized. The purpose of the burn bags is to get rid of lose copies floating around to protect sensitive/confidential information.

Unless there is a discrepancy between the offiical digital files and the hard copy...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:24 PM (dfIr7)

199 "As a social scientist reports, all cultures are not equal," Cunningham said.
------

*!*

It is rare that Progressives experience such epiphanous moments.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2025 07:24 PM (XeU6L)

200 Army Logistics Sergeant Quornelius Radford...

Posted by: Welfare In Uniform at August 06, 2025 07:24 PM (R/m4+)

201 >>Parts of society are certainly devolving

If you import the 3rd world and you allow them to live as they did in the 3rd world you become the 3rd world.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2025 07:24 PM (viF8m)

202 Nova? What is your idiot husband Cornelius doing now?
-Dr. Zaius

Dr. Zira was Cornelius' wife

Nova was the hot chick Taylor rode off into the sunset with.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 06, 2025 07:24 PM (/Y33p)

203 Put them in your cowboy boots, next to the flask.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
----
Good one, I'm sure the students have this figured out but my son is going in this fall and I'm no legacy.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 06, 2025 07:24 PM (nKjbR)

204 What if you identify as a person who just, you know, carries around a green dildo--is the WNBA going to discriminate against you?

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:24 PM (Q4cxx)

205 I hate commies and most dems. This gerrymandering bullsh*t is just typical of those assholes. They've gerrymandered the crap out of Washington State. So have at it Texas! Kick ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2025 07:25 PM (W/lyH)

206 If he “has issues” what’s he doing out and about in public? He should be locked away where he can’t hurt himself or others. Tired of this bullshit.

“Experiencing a Mental Health Crisis” . “Off His Meds” or On His Meds. Who cares?

Lock him up then, or Shut The Fuck Up.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2025 07:25 PM (J+7DF)

207 So a podiatrist decides to work late one night and catch up on his books. He's by himself and happens to look up and notices a moth by the front door, so he grabs a newspaper and starts towards the moth to do damage...when all of the sudden the moth blurts out "Please don't Doctor...I'm having a rough time of it, my wife has left me and all of my offspring have grown up and moved away!"

The Doc is taken aback, and says "Golly, a talking moth! But I'm not sure what I can do to help you--you sound like you need a psychiatrist, and I'm just a podiatrist! Why are you here?".

And that's when the moth replied "Well...your light was on."

Posted by: Crusader at August 06, 2025 07:25 PM (TN0g+)

208 Nova? What is your idiot husband Cornelius doing now?
-Dr. Zaius
Posted by: BifBewalski

Zira's gonna be pissed when she finds out Cornelius is banging the mute woman.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 06, 2025 07:23 PM (KagKL)

She might even revenge cheat with Bright Eyes, if he wasn't so damn ugly.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2025 07:25 PM (q2NNn)

209 198 now there's an interesting line of research, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 06, 2025 07:26 PM (dKEEs)

210 I'm guessing the technique was invented, perfected, and taught to them by some Aggies."

Oh no. The .45/9mm wars will pale...

Posted by: man at August 06, 2025 07:27 PM (tubbA)

211 Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport 6h
BREAKING: WNBA betting volume on dildos surpasses betting volume for who will win the game.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2025 07:27 PM (2yoRf)

212 The last PP in Louisiana is closing.

PP has also closed two murder factories in Houston.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 07:20 PM (WXsl0)
---
And yet where are the Catholic bishops? Why hasn't the USCCB praised Trump?

Oh, wait, their migrant money got cut off, so they're protesting. Enabling lawbreaking > saving innocent human lives.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:27 PM (ZOv7s)

213 What if you identify as a person who just, you know, carries around a green dildo--is the WNBA going to discriminate against you?
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:24 PM

It's an emotional support dildo.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2025 07:27 PM (Wnv9h)

214 205 I hate commies and most dems.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2025 07:25 PM (W/lyH)

*Fistbump*

Posted by: jsg at August 06, 2025 07:27 PM (q/iLt)

215 23, aren't they all, really?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 06, 2025 07:28 PM (dKEEs)

216 And that's when the moth replied "Well...your light was on."
Posted by: Crusader at August 06, 2025 07:25 PM (TN0g+)
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I heard Norm MacDonald's long, meandering version of that joke.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:28 PM (Q4cxx)

217 woops, 213

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 06, 2025 07:28 PM (dKEEs)

218 But but but Trump is just so crass? Why can't he be more like Jeb or Mitt?
Posted by: Another pinch-faced prolifer who won't take the W
---
Trump has caused the closing of more Planned Parenthood murder mills than every "pro-life" Pretendicon Republican of the last 40 years combined.

Remember:
In 2024, David French and his wife were actively involved in an outreach and pamphleting "pro-life" group targeting Evangelicals that was amplifying the attacks that Trump wasn't pro-life enough, citing the "he won't support a federal ban on abortion."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 07:28 PM (WXsl0)

219 "It's an emotional support dildo.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState"

You still gotta keep it on a leash.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2025 07:28 PM (vFG9F)

220 This idea that, the comment was that there are some cultures beneath others, I think is antithetical to everything we teach our kids," he said.
———

That’s because you’re an idiot.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2025 07:29 PM (/gceP)

221 A 24 hour moratorium on dildo-related content, please
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 07:10 PM

Are you new here?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2025 07:29 PM (iU+/7)

222 They worship the fucking thing!!!

Posted by: astronaut george taylor pointing at a huge dildo at August 06, 2025 07:29 PM (2yoRf)

223 My hatred for the subhumans that attacked those people in Cincinnati is made worse by the excuse of "But dey said de N Word!"

I hope that the victims heal and that justice is brought down hard on the scholars that did this.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2025 07:29 PM (7xrfc)

224 The Army Sgt who fragged his unit (with no fatalities) in Ft Stewart (GA): "Quornelius Radford".

I wonder if it is pronounced "Kwor-nee-lee-us" or "Kor-nee-lee-us"
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Friend of mine's mother used to work the maternity ward at a Savannah hospital. She swore the reason some people have some names, spelled in some ways, is because these new mothers would think up some name, and not be able to spell it. Hence, it would be recorded for posterity on the birth certificate.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2025 07:29 PM (MZ+PY)

225 I hate commies and most dems.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2025 07:25 PM (W/lyH)

There's a difference?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2025 07:30 PM (snZF9)

226 Good one, I'm sure the students have this figured out but my son is going in this fall and I'm no legacy.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 06, 2025 07:24 PM (nKjbR)
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As soon as the weather turns, the parkas needed to survive this hellish snowscape are very useful for that purpose.

Of course, now my school actually sells alcohol in the stadium.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:30 PM (ZOv7s)

227 WNBA has never had so much attention. Any news is good news for them.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2025 07:30 PM (HFcKg)

228 They worship the fucking thing!!!
Posted by: astronaut george taylor pointing at a huge dildo

Thaaaa Dildooooo *discordant organ music plays*

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 06, 2025 07:31 PM (KagKL)

229 I heard Norm MacDonald's long, meandering version of that joke.
--------

I think the "meandering" version of so many of Norm's jokes was what he really enjoyed. It was if he had transcended traditional comedy and realized that the punchline was something almost anyone could deliver with a little practice, and he decided the next challenge was how long could he keep an audience listening *before* delivering said punchline.

Posted by: Crusader at August 06, 2025 07:31 PM (TN0g+)

230 My hatred for the subhumans that attacked those people in Cincinnati is made worse by the excuse of "But dey said de N Word!"

Someday we'll reach a point of sanity in society where everyone slaps a black guy upside the head every time they say that and we can reach a sort of parity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:31 PM (dfIr7)

231 I hate commies and most dems.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2025 07:25 PM

How do you feel about the mainstream media?

Asking for some friends.

Posted by: MSM at August 06, 2025 07:31 PM (0sNs1)

232 I wonder if it is pronounced "Kwor-nee-lee-us" or "Kor-nee-lee-us"

Ask LeeLoo in Fifth Element

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:32 PM (dfIr7)

233 More people will watch a WNBA game now to see if a green dildo is thrown on the court vs people actually interested in the WNBA.

Posted by: jsg at August 06, 2025 07:32 PM (q/iLt)

234
Aren't we overdue for a new round of fake "wild" fires that are, in fact, always arson?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2025 07:32 PM (QZOPw)

235 "WNBA has never had so much attention. Any news is good news for them.
Posted by: Ben Had"

It's the most exciting part of the game. There must be some way they can capitalize on it and make gobs of money.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2025 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

236 How do you feel about the mainstream media?

Asking for some friends.
Posted by: MSM at August 06, 2025 07:31 PM (0sNs1)
-----------

I rate you guys ahead of commies and Democrats. Yep, you get first dibs digging the Dignity Canal.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2025 07:32 PM (tT6L1)

237 Nova in Planet of the Apes…She did things to young Bulg…

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2025 07:32 PM (77rzZ)

238 now my school actually sells alcohol in the stadium"

"Sell"? That's a good one.

Posted by: Flasks tucked everywhere... at August 06, 2025 07:33 PM (tubbA)

239 I heard Norm MacDonald's long, meandering version of that joke.
--------

I think the "meandering" version of so many of Norm's jokes was what he really enjoyed. It was if he had transcended traditional comedy and realized that the punchline was something almost anyone could deliver with a little practice, and he decided the next challenge was how long could he keep an audience listening *before* delivering said punchline.
Posted by: Crusader at August 06, 2025 07:31 PM (TN0g+)
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He did it well.

I enjoyed the whole setup. So did Conan, it seems.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:33 PM (Q4cxx)

240 Remember:
In 2024, David French and his wife were actively involved in an outreach and pamphleting "pro-life" group targeting Evangelicals that was amplifying the attacks that Trump wasn't pro-life enough, citing the "he won't support a federal ban on abortion."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2025 07:28 PM (WXsl0)
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He's the devil's stooge. A total tool whose only goal is to deceive and confuse the faithful, enabling evil to triumph.

He's objectively a satanist at this point.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:33 PM (ZOv7s)

241
Here's a really weird TV PSA about forest fires you might remember.

Bonus: Name the actress in the ad

https://is.gd/gcavZE

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2025 07:33 PM (QZOPw)

242 >because these new mothers would think up some name, and not be able to spell it.
---

you see this a lot in the NBA, with guys like Anfernee and Antwon

Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 07:33 PM (AOsQT)

243 Nova in Planet of the Apes…She did things to young Bulg

I discovered girls are more than just someone fun to play in recess with when I saw Anne Francis in Forbidden Planet. Everything seemed to just slow down and stop around me as I looked at the TV screen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:34 PM (dfIr7)

244
The dildonium ion is notable for its extremely high vibrational frequency.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 07:34 PM (kkTda)

245 "Sell"? That's a good one.
Posted by: Flasks tucked everywhere... at August 06, 2025 07:33 PM (tubbA)
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You have to go through a metal detector and then they have the sensor wands. Easier to just buy a beer in the second half.

Because you got totally wasted during the pre-game tailgate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:35 PM (ZOv7s)

246 The "burn bags" thing means nothing. All this evidence has already been digitized. The purpose of the burn bags is to get rid of lose copies floating around to protect sensitive/confidential information.
Posted by: Serious Cat
===

You know this because you personally ran a 100% to confirm, and also that these are "copies" whereas most of the news does not use that term?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 06, 2025 07:35 PM (/lPRQ)

247

I've maintained for years that the cities are way worse than most people believe and no amount of fake commercials with happy blacks and mixed race "marriages" can hide it.

Kids leaving Baltimore high schools can't read.

How about this violent idiot, can he read? Does it matter when his brain is so fucked up?

Millions of these assholes are filling the cities and procreating with other morons.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 06, 2025 07:36 PM (et1vG)

248 237 Nova in Planet of the Apes…She did things to young Bulg…
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2025 07:32 PM (77rzZ)
Was that Roddy McDowell’s ‘girlfriend’?

Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2025 07:36 PM (LHPAg)

249 I see that you are a registered sex offender
What was your crime?
I threw a fake dildo on to an WNBA court during a game.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2025 07:37 PM (HFcKg)

250 I'll admit, I am still analyzing the 'conservative' 'influencer' meltdown in t he last thread. I have a tendency to look at a train wreck and try to break down what happened. It's how I am trained.

Bitches be crazy. They go straight for the throat and start flailing wildly at anyone nearby. It's like you steal my salad fork and I pin your hand to the table with a steak knife.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2025 07:37 PM (zZu0s)

251 Bonus: Name the actress in the ad

https://is.gd/gcavZE
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2025 07:33 PM (QZOPw)

I cheated

Posted by: jsg at August 06, 2025 07:37 PM (q/iLt)

252 Bet they know the Communist Manifesto by heart

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2025 07:38 PM (+qU29)

253 Unlike the soi bois who recoil at the sight of a real woman and much prefer the nose rings and danger hair of their hogmaidens.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2025 07:00 PM (tT6L1)

I am LOL at hogmaidens. This needs to be in our normal vernacular.

It also cries out for "I saw the Hogmaidens open for..." but I am not on top of my game tonight.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2025 07:38 PM (zYpTz)

254 The dildonium ion is notable for its extremely high vibrational frequency.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 07:34 PM (kkTda)
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Do not take dildonium if you are allergic to dildonium.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:39 PM (Q4cxx)

255 I threw a fake dildo on to an WNBA court during a game.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2025 07:37 PM

What's the difference between a fake dildo and a real one?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2025 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

256 Bonus: Name the actress in the ad

https://is.gd/gcavZE
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2025 07:33 PM (QZOPw)

Joanna Cassidy!

What do I win?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at August 06, 2025 07:39 PM (SRRAx)

257 If there's a more retarded-looking hairstyle than the "can of worms" look, I can't imagine what it would be. Not even the "man bun" beats it.

The "can of worms" 'do looks even stupider when a white person tries to pull it off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2025 07:39 PM (qpyNK)

258 I discovered girls are more than just someone fun to play in recess with when I saw Anne Francis in Forbidden Planet. Everything seemed to just slow down and stop around me as I looked at the TV screen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:34 PM (dfIr7)

She was definitely a looker.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2025 07:40 PM (snZF9)

259 243 I didn’t see Forbidden Planet until I was all grown up and married. But I can well understand your young fascination with Miss Francis. Young Bulg would’ve been right there with you.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2025 07:40 PM (77rzZ)

260 I threw a fake dildo on to an WNBA court during a game.
Posted by: Ben Had
===

I'm innocent, innocent!

It was even a real dildo.
Just a dildo shaped bag filled with parsley.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 06, 2025 07:40 PM (/lPRQ)

261
Joanna Cassidy!

What do I win?
Posted by: Teresa

Two tickets to Mummenshantz.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2025 07:40 PM (QZOPw)

262 Cincinnati is an amazing and spectacular City.

—

This was true maybe 40 years ago. No city in the Midwest is anywhere near amazing or spectacular in 2025. They’re all shitholes thanks to outsourcing of jobs to China and Mexico, combined with Democrat rule.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 06, 2025 07:40 PM (AiNp4)

263 Hogmaidens opened for Twisted Teat at the Cow Palace in '96.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2025 07:41 PM (xXxgc)

264 You know, the porn industry lost a great screen name when "Roddy McDowell" came along.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2025 07:41 PM (qpyNK)

265 I've maintained for years that the cities are way worse than most people believe and no amount of fake commercials with happy blacks and mixed race "marriages" can hide it."

This. It's a crisis that will not be resolved in our lifetimes.
I believe Alaric is arriving sooner than later...

Posted by: man at August 06, 2025 07:41 PM (tubbA)

266
Bitches be crazy. They go straight for the throat and start flailing wildly at anyone nearby.

_________

Same thing with dogs. The boys will have a spat and then calm down and be friends. Girls will, literally, kill each other.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 07:41 PM (kkTda)

267 248 No, Heston’s side piece.

Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2025 07:41 PM (77rzZ)

268 Nova:
"A native of Berlin, Maryland, Linda Harrison was Miss Berlin at 16, then a model in New York's Garment Center. Homesickness brought her back to Maryland, where she entered and won the state beauty pageant. During the finals in the Miss International contest (held in Long Beach, California), she was "spotted" by talent scout Mike Medavoy and presented at 20th Century-Fox. Throughout her acting years at Fox, and amidst movie roles in Planet of the Apes (196

, Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970) and others, she dated studio boss Richard D. Zanuck and married him in 1968. They were divorced in 1978, but she's appeared in three of his movies since then." - imdb

Posted by: Chuck C at August 06, 2025 07:42 PM (/Y33p)

269 Robey the Robot, "do you want it radiation proof?"

Altair, "just eye proof."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2025 07:42 PM (xXxgc)

270 110 A 24 hour moratorium on dildo-related content, please
Posted by: Don Black. Message: at August 06, 2025 07:10 PM (AOsQT)
_-_-_
Yeah, takes a minute to scroll past all the vulgar crap, bad jokes, FIRST!!!, and so forth. Eventually there is real intellectual comment here, but sometimes it's a little on the thin side due to the silliness.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2025 07:42 PM (vd6bO)

271 A fake dildo would be the real thing. A remnant from Ben Had's kitchen table?

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2025 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

272 Nova in Planet of the Apes…She did things to young Bulg…
Posted by: Bulg at August 06, 2025 07:32 PM (77rzZ)
Was that Roddy McDowell’s ‘girlfriend’?

Posted by: Eromero

I was just wrong enough from memory to get the point across, and inadvertently troll a few people.

Zira was the chimoanzee wife of cornelius. Nova was the mute cave girl Chuck 'rescued' to make him cave sammiches while he recovered from Zira's hot monkey lovin'.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at August 06, 2025 07:42 PM (QcUc+)

273 What's the difference between a fake dildo and a real one?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2025 07:39 PM (0sNs1)

Real dildos only come from the Maritime provinces of Canada, otherwise by EU law they are required to be labeled as "powered or vibrating sex-toys"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2025 07:42 PM (rbvCR)

274 Someday we'll reach a point of sanity in society where everyone slaps a black guy upside the head every time they say that and we can reach a sort of parity.

I like the latest term. "Fatiguers." Simple, to the point and not offensive.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 06, 2025 07:42 PM (7xrfc)

275 What's the difference between a fake dildo and a real one?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2025 07:39 PM (0sNs1)
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IT WAS A HOT DOG, I SWEAR. SLIPPED OUT OF THE BUN!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:42 PM (ZOv7s)

276 > It's like you steal my salad fork and I pin your hand to the table with a steak knife.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2025 07:37 PM (zZu0s)

They bring a salad fork, you bring a steak knife.

They put one of yours in the freezer, you put one of theirs in a sous vide tank.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2025 07:43 PM (qpyNK)

277 "We're not the ones obsessed with her, you MAGAts are!"

Those of you who participate in the Althouse threads should recognize this from yesterday.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 06, 2025 07:43 PM (eYAt4)

278 Yeah, takes a minute to scroll past all the vulgar crap, bad jokes, FIRST!!!, and so forth. Eventually there is real intellectual comment here, but sometimes it's a little on the thin side due to the silliness.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2025 07:42 PM (vd6bO)
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Like trying to find a dildo in a haystack.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:44 PM (ZOv7s)

279 You did it. You cut off Landon's dick, you bloody baboon!

Posted by: astronaut george taylor pointing at a huge dildo at August 06, 2025 07:44 PM (2yoRf)

280 Lloyd, have you read the USCG report on Titan's implosion?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2025 07:44 PM (xXxgc)

281

If you want some fun, go to google groups to alt.fan.howard-stern and search for Vicki.

Whoever the hell that was was funny as hell. Constant vulgar and hilarious roasting of Howie the Goblin and his horsefaced frogbrained bride.

Those were the days, fun internetting.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 06, 2025 07:44 PM (et1vG)

282 Those of you who participate in the Althouse threads should recognize this from yesterday.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 06, 2025 07:43 PM (eYAt4)
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Althouse is still alive? Bet she's still using her profile pick from 20 years ago, tho.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:45 PM (ZOv7s)

283 We're not the ones obsessed with her, you MAGAts are!"

Those of you who participate in the Althouse threads should recognize this from yesterday.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 06, 2025 07:43 PM (eYAt4)
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It's the new "nobody was for defunding the police".

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:45 PM (Q4cxx)

284 Like trying to find a dildo in a haystack.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:44 PM (ZOv7s)
_-_-_

Well, ...there you go again.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at August 06, 2025 07:45 PM (vd6bO)

285 Ah, the steak knife question. Do you pull the knife out of your hand or pull your hand out of the knife?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2025 07:45 PM (HFcKg)

286 263 Hogmaidens opened for Twisted Teat at the Cow Palace in '96.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2025 07:41 PM (xXxgc)

*fistbump

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2025 07:46 PM (zYpTz)

287 Althouse is still alive? Bet she's still using her profile pick from 20 years ago, tho.

Goes hand in hand with her using arguments from 20 years ago.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2025 07:46 PM (xXxgc)

288 Lloyd, have you read the USCG report on Titan's implosion?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2025 07:44 PM (xXxgc)
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No. However, that reminds me that 15 years ago, the worst oil spill in American history was still happening and no one was ever punished for it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:46 PM (ZOv7s)

289 A good excuse to look up Sydney Sweeny again...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 06, 2025 07:46 PM (xcxpd)

290 I'm not putting frozen tortillas down my pants for any team.

Posted by: Sports Fatigue at August 06, 2025 07:46 PM (G5+As)

291 This was true maybe 40 years ago. No city in the Midwest is anywhere near amazing or spectacular in 2025. They’re all shitholes thanks to outsourcing of jobs to China and Mexico, combined with Democrat rule.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 06, 2025 07:40 PM (AiNp4)

Snake Plissken needs to go franchise.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2025 07:46 PM (snZF9)

292 They put one of yours in the freezer, you put one of theirs in a sous vide tank.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2025 07:43 PM (qpyNK)

Obama v CBD

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 06, 2025 07:46 PM (zZu0s)

293 Ah, the steak knife question. Do you pull the knife out of your hand or pull your hand out of the knife?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2025 07:45 PM (HFcKg)
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How can you type and ask that question at the same time?

Owitch.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:47 PM (Q4cxx)

294 "Althouse is still alive? Bet she's still using her profile pick from 20 years ago, tho."
......

Yeah. I go there simply for the comments. Still a pretty sharp group.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 06, 2025 07:47 PM (eYAt4)

295 I am an old man. But, if I were in a fight with a bunch of youths, I would be throwing elbows like a muthafucka, as well as forearms. I would not bother with punches. Just swing these fucking sticks around, make the bastards feel some pain. And, BTW, I will defend my wife unto death. I will go full on berserker.

*points fingers at eyes*
*points back*

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Got a Ton of Boring Stories at August 06, 2025 07:47 PM (0aYVJ)

296 Goes hand in hand with her using arguments from 20 years ago.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2025 07:46 PM (xXxgc)
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There was a certain humor value in watching her get roasted by her commenters, and her acting like she wouldn't crawl over broken glass to vote for a Democrat, even though she pretended to be open minded. But I got bored of it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:47 PM (ZOv7s)

297 I don't know what "Thought Catalog" actually is, it looks like the lower IQ version of Jezebel or Gawker. They have an article that reads like a Babylon bee parody of a lib. Enjoy:

"5 Upcoming Sydney Sweeney Projects That I Will No Longer Be Watching"

Until now, I have assumed that all likeable and successful Hollywood actors are Democrats. To be a talented actor, after all, you must possess empathy. Empathy, grace, and open-mindedness.

These are all traits that Democrats usually champion, or at least pretend to. However, Sydney Sweeney, a talented and likeable Hollywood actor, is a registered Republican. My mind literally cannot compute this. Even more bafflingly, she became a registered Republican just after a certain political figure was convicted of 34 felonies. After the same figure encouraged a deadly attack on the nation’s capital. Make it make sense! Like, does she read the news? Was she brainwashed by all the falsehoods that those AI-created, anti-Democrat TikTok ads were spreading in 2024?...Until our dear White Lotus O.G. recovers her senses again, I will be boycotting...

Americana
Eden
Christy
The Housemaid
Euphoria S3

Posted by: LizLem at August 06, 2025 07:47 PM (gWBY1)

298 Cincinnati is an amazing and spectacular City.

I was not impressed the two times I saw it earlier this year. Seems to have even less character than all the other cities I saw. The only building that stood out was the cool museum/train station.

I mean, all big cities look basically the same but some at least have monuments or buildings that stand out like Seattle with the Space Needle. But Cincinatti was just Generic City.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:48 PM (dfIr7)

299 I think the report starts with 'toxic safety environment' and goes downhill from there.

To save money, Stockton Rush stored Titan outside in the Canadian winter in 2022.

To save time, there were only four bolts to secure the front titanium cap instead of the 18 required.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2025 07:49 PM (xXxgc)

300 I am an old man. But, if I were in a fight with a bunch of youths, I would be throwing elbows like a muthafucka, as well as forearms. I would not bother with punches. Just swing these fucking sticks around, make the bastards feel some pain. And, BTW, I will defend my wife unto death. I will go full on berserker.

*points fingers at eyes*
*points back*
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Got a Ton of Boring Stories at August 06, 2025 07:47 PM (0aYVJ)
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Improvised weapons. Rock, stick, chair, walking stick. Force multiplier.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:49 PM (ZOv7s)

301
Yeah. I go there simply for the comments. Still a pretty sharp group.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 06, 2025 07:47 PM (eYAt4)

________

Althouse: Margaret Dumont

Althouse commenters: The Marx Brothers

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 07:50 PM (kkTda)

302 Lloyd, have you read the USCG report on Titan's implosion?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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NTSB investigation of helo/airliner crash at DC are worth looking at also. Still waiting on NTSB investigation of the Bell Ranger that lost its rotor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2025 07:50 PM (XeU6L)

303 The behavior of our "urban youth" is predicated on the assumption that they can play by "primitive tribe" rules, while the surrounding society plays by "civilized society" rules.

That will work okay, until suddenly, one day... it won't.

Say, if every time a black person said something that offended a white person, a mob of 25 whites proceeded to beat the black person into a coma.

In other words...that doesn't end well for them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2025 07:50 PM (qpyNK)

304 "5 Upcoming Sydney Sweeney Projects That I Will No Longer Be Watching"

Until now, I have assumed that all likeable and successful Hollywood actors are Democrats. To be a talented actor, after all, you must possess empathy. Empathy, grace, and open-mindedness.

Posted by: LizLem at August 06, 2025 07:47 PM (gWBY1)
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Such a demonstration of how only wingers are upset about this.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:50 PM (Q4cxx)

305 I like the latest term. "Fatiguers." Simple, to the point and not offensive.

Yeah I like that term, its non-ethnic. Tired of idiot people acting the pool in public and getting violent. But I was thinking more "black guys who say the N word 18 times before they have their first coffee then get violent when someone says it"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:50 PM (dfIr7)

306 I think the report starts with 'toxic safety environment' and goes downhill from there.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2025 07:49 PM (xXxgc)
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So, like the University of Michigan, which cheated at football, let a perv trawl through co-ed medical records and of course hosts a Chicom bioweapons lab.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:50 PM (ZOv7s)

307 I am sure this is known but in a situation where you are facing multiple attackers get your back to a wall.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2025 07:50 PM (HFcKg)

308 LE CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2025 07:51 PM (+qU29)

309 I mean, all big cities look basically the same but some at least have monuments or buildings that stand out like Seattle with the Space Needle. But Cincinatti was just Generic City.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:48 PM (dfIr7)

Spoken truly like someone who has never been to Peoria.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at August 06, 2025 07:51 PM (89Sog)

310 "My mind literally cannot compute this. "

Must be your programming.

Posted by: fd at August 06, 2025 07:51 PM (vFG9F)

311 > But Cincinatti was just Generic City.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:48 PM (dfIr7)

I think it is, or was, one of the US cities that has a copy of the Capitoline Wolf sculpture, courtesy of Mussolini.

Cincinnatus was a pretty cool dude.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2025 07:52 PM (qpyNK)

312 "Was she brainwashed by all the falsehoods that those AI-created, anti-Democrat TikTok ads were spreading in 2024?"

TikTok is owned by the Chinese. So now *they're* interfering with our elections???

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2025 07:52 PM (0sNs1)

313 I am an old man. But, if I were in a fight with a bunch of youths, I would be throwing elbows like a muthafucka, as well as forearms. I would not bother with punches. Just swing these fucking sticks around, make the bastards feel some pain. And, BTW, I will defend my wife unto death. I will go full on berserker.

*points fingers at eyes*
*points back*
Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo

Mag dump, mag dump, mag dump, full on beserker.

If 24 rounds of .45 acp doesn't do it, God doesn't want me to.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2025 07:52 PM (iU+/7)

314 No city in the Midwest is anywhere near amazing or spectacular in 2025.

Of all the ones I saw, Chicago, oddly enough, was the nicest downtown. Portland is really nice downtown as well, but its not midwest.

Portland was the most densely packed with face pierced tatted up antifa weirdos though. It was so refreshing to get out of the west coast to where normal-looking people live.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:52 PM (dfIr7)

315 . But Cincinatti was just Generic City.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Well, WKRP

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2025 07:53 PM (XeU6L)

316 No. However, that reminds me that 15 years ago, the worst oil spill in American history was still happening and no one was ever punished for it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

That's because the worst oil spill in American history was gone, and but a memory a coupla years later.
Kinda like 3 Mile Island.
How many people died in the worst accident in US nuclear energy history?

Posted by: MkY at August 06, 2025 07:53 PM (cPGH3)

317 Dildo-free nood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 07:53 PM (i24o9)

318 Improvised weapons. Rock, stick, chair, walking stick. Force multiplier.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:49 PM (ZOv7s)

I recall being in a writing class at a community college, and they did a "bad guy on the campus" drill. We were told to hunker down. I spent that time looking for things to use as a weapon (aside from my knife. Always carry a knife). not much to work with, but there were a lot of chairs I could throw at the fucker to distract him.

I will never hunker down.

Posted by: Mikey Alpha Kilo, Got a Ton of Boring Stories at August 06, 2025 07:53 PM (0aYVJ)

319 317 Dildo-free nood.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 07:53 PM (i24o9)

awww

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at August 06, 2025 07:55 PM (xcxpd)

320 sock replacement programme

Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2025 07:56 PM (2yoRf)

321 Three strikes laws need to come back, bigly.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 06, 2025 07:00 PM (ZOv7s)

In practice that just meant the system would nullify any crime done after the second.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2025 07:56 PM (8avO+)

322 Werner confesses that he was not aware of the Sydney Sweeny person nor the Hogmädchens Nazi hobbyists attacking her. I have drifted a trifle from current events. Thankfully, I was able to get in touch with Wu Tang Clan's Ghost-Face Killah, for whom I briefly toured as an understudy in the 90s. He assured me that Frau Sydney was not bad looking for a white woman. Fuh Rizzle Dizzle, I asked. He pronounced it Fuh Shizzle, and thus has Werner learned.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 06, 2025 07:56 PM (UFs3G)

323 Dildo-free nood.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2025 07:53 PM (i24o9)

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Time will tell.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2025 07:57 PM (Q4cxx)

324 The NTSB transcript of the ATC, PAT25, and the jet is 34 pages.

First off military radios suck donkey dicks, there are frequent breaks in the transmissions PAT25 heard.

The CWO was too deferential to the Captain. Or he was trying to hold her hand for the flight. Very low key type corrections with frequent use of "Ma'am."

NTSB spent a few minutes during its three day briefing talking about the Captain feeling dizzy during the flight. Turns out the Captain has had a case of vertigo before.

PAT25 CVR has way too much familiarity and joking between the Captain and the CWO. The crew chief is hardly heard.

Even after ATC told them for a second time about the passenger jet, the CWO was still in 'polite suggestive' mode and the Captain responded with "Uhh okay fine."

A few seconds later is the collision.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2025 07:58 PM (xXxgc)

325 But Cincinatti was just Generic City.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:48 PM (dfIr7)

I think it is, or was, one of the US cities that has a copy of the Capitoline Wolf sculpture, courtesy of Mussolini.

Cincinnatus was a pretty cool dude.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 06, 2025 07:52 PM (qpyNK)

It is actually named for the Society of the Cincinnati, a group formed by Revolutionary citizen soldiers returning back to their old jobs and farms, just like Cincinnatus.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2025 07:59 PM (8avO+)

326 Spoken truly like someone who has never been to Peoria.

I feel uniquely qualified to comment, having spent most of my life near Cincinnati and 4.5 years of college in Peoria.

Detroit is worse than anything else, Cleveland a close second, and Peoria's claims to fame are comedians and a riverfront Shake'n'Steak.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 06, 2025 08:02 PM (ovZ/9)

327 I mean, all big cities look basically the same but some at least have monuments or buildings that stand out like Seattle with the Space Needle. But Cincinatti was just Generic City.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 06, 2025 07:48 PM (dfIr7)

Spoken truly like someone who has never been to Peoria.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at August 06, 2025 07:51 PM (89Sog)

Missed the Tyler Davidson Fountain then. Or Union Terminal and the Art Deco mosaics inside. Music Hall has nice architecture too.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2025 08:04 PM (8avO+)

328 Detroit is worse than anything else, Cleveland a close second, and Peoria's claims to fame are comedians and a riverfront Shake'n'Steak.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 06, 2025 08:02 PM (ovZ/9)

My Grandpa lived in Peoria most of my life.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2025 08:05 PM (8avO+)

329 I think it is, or was, one of the US cities that has a copy of the Capitoline Wolf sculpture, courtesy of Mussolini.

Sort of. It was stolen and likely sold for scrap in 2022 -- the police could never find a trace of what happened to it. However, a local group raised money to have it replaced, using the same mold the Mussolini gift came from, as well as the bits of bronze scrap left.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 06, 2025 08:06 PM (ovZ/9)

330 My Grandpa lived in Peoria most of my life.

It nearly became my home, and right now a niece is working in forensics for the Peoria PD. She laughs when people there talk about how violent it is, as she did an internship in Detroit.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 06, 2025 08:08 PM (ovZ/9)

331 Althouse: Margaret Dumont

Althouse commenters: The Marx Brothers
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2025 07:50 PM (kkTda)

***golf clap***

Posted by: browndog sneezes at August 06, 2025 08:11 PM (TTAGa)

332 This. It's a crisis that will not be resolved in our lifetimes.
I believe Alaric is arriving sooner than later...
Posted by: man at August 06, 2025 07:41 PM (tubbA)

Someone in Rome opened a gate for Alaric in 410

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2025 08:21 PM (8avO+)

333 He looks mean. Plus his dreds look like pure shite. Like a cat arranged them.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 06, 2025 06:50 PM (6PCLE)

That's RAAAAACIST!!!!
Posted by: You aren't allowed to notice these things at August 06, 2025 07:04 PM (KOE6H)

The cat is black so it isn't Racist

Posted by: Oldcat at August 06, 2025 08:25 PM (8avO+)

334 As Clare Booth Luce once said, when a Republican becomes a Democrat, the intelligence level of both parties rises.

Posted by: Paul B at August 06, 2025 08:45 PM (FX4HZ)

335 A violent black person??!! LOL

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at August 06, 2025 09:10 PM (dFG8E)

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