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Somehow, Incredibly, Impossibly, We're Entering the Third Week of the Left Melting Down Over Sydney Sweeney's Tits
Leftist lunatics dug into Sydney Sweeney's history -- her initials are SS, for crying out loud (and that is a real argument the lunatics repeatedly make) -- and unearthed the ABSOLUTE SCANDAL that she's registered as a Republican in Florida. Trump says now he loves the ad.
President Trump on Sunday reacted positively upon learning actress Sydney Sweeney is a registered Republican, adding that he now finds her viral American Eagle ad campaign to be "fantastic." "She's a registered Republican?" Trump said in response to a reporter's question about his thoughts on her political affiliation. "Oh, now I love her ad." The President added, "You'd be surprised at how many people are Republicans. That's what I wouldn't have known, but I'm glad you told me that. If Sydney Sweeney is a registered Republican, I think her ad is fantastic." ...
On Friday, Vice President JD Vance had some fun at the expense of the left over its wild response to the American Eagle ad campaign featuring actress Sydney Sweeney.
Vice President JD Vance "My political advice to the Democrats is continue to tell everybody who thinks Sydney Sweeney is attractive is a Nazi. That appears to be their actual strategy," Vance joked during Friday's appearance on the "Ruthless" podcast.
🚨 JUST IN: American Eagle stock is up a WHOPPING 20% today after President Trump’s praise of their Sydney Sweeney ad
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) August 4, 2025
We are WINNING! 🔥
Wokeism is DYlNG! pic.twitter.com/JzF79VwU5r
🚨 LMAO! JD Vance just reacted to leftists melting down over Sydney Sweeney
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) August 1, 2025
“My political advice to Democrats is continue to tell everyone who thinks Sydney Sweeney is attractive is a NAZl” 🤣
“You guys, did you learn NOTHING from the 2024 election?! I actually thought one of… pic.twitter.com/qp3zLxU9lG
Black Conservative Perspective has a roundup of the bluehairs and noserings having their nineteenth nervous breakdown that another woman is getting more attention than they ever will. Note that he starts with a couple of clips about Sydney Sweeney's luscious milk zeppelins and then talks about Joey Swoll for a while, which is a completely different subject. You can skip that by jumping to 9:00 after the first couple of clips.
"the idea, pushed by conservative commentators, that Americans should be free to love boobs" pic.twitter.com/4I2HrpYi93
— Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) July 30, 2025
They really think that they can demand men to be homosexuals. Except that the mandated-gays will still be required to marry women to provide them with financial support. Meanwhile, they continue to be baffled that men don't want them having control over our lives any longer. Infographic: Can you spot all of the Nazi symbolism in the Genes Ad? And then there's professional racist Marc Lamont Hill. He condemns people for thinking that Sydney Sweeney has good genes, because that's racist and makes black people feel "less than human," but of course he was a fan of black serial killer Christopher Dorner and his spree-murders of white people. And the left is now accosting Sydney Sweeney in public. They're tagging Sweeney so that a more physical leftist knows he has the permission of the cult to murder her. As they did with conservative Supreme Court Justices and Trump himself.
🚨 WTF?! Leftists are now HECKLING Sydney Sweeney in public over her American Eagle ad
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) August 4, 2025
“STOP THE AD! That is being RACIST!”
Re-open the asylum, @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/dc0su9OSlq
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 04, 2025 01:35 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 04, 2025 01:35 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2025 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Now, they have to worry about an entire political party coming for them.
Leftism is a disease.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2025 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)
ESPONJA1!!!11!!
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 04, 2025 01:36 PM (tljrc)
Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2025 01:37 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2025 01:37 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2025 01:37 PM (ULPxl)
I do love that Democrats keep picking Fire Ant mounds to die on.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 01:37 PM (1ZgD/)
Posted by: Inogame at August 04, 2025 01:38 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 01:38 PM (1ZgD/)
Posted by: American Penguin Tuxedo Co at August 04, 2025 01:38 PM (i0F8b)
She’s from Washington state.
Leftists know nothing about the world around them.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 04, 2025 01:39 PM (EB4n3)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2025 01:39 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 04, 2025 01:39 PM (YlWIZ)
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Watch the libs go ballistic over that alone.
"Why does it matter to Trump if she's a Republican???!!!"
"Because you guys act like that and only give a shit if someone agrees or disagrees with you. Remember?"
"Oh yeah."
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 01:39 PM (jRYyy)
Because constant mob violence tends to result in Francoist firing squads and Pinochet helicopters and the like. Even Napoleon had his "whiff of grapeshot" on the way to power.
Posted by: the lower depths at August 04, 2025 01:39 PM (+b4rY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 01:40 PM (1ZgD/)
— Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) July 30, 2025
I'm old enough to remember when Clay Travis was banned from CNN for saying the only thing he believes in is the 1st amendment and boobs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
What's gone completely overlooked is that this SS ad is almost identical to a Brooke Shields jeans ad (Calvin Klein) that ran in the 1980s. Link below. The double-entendre tagline about "good jeans" is the same. If anything, the 80s ad is even more specific and detailed about "genes." AE surely knew about this classic ad and did the SS ad as a parody.
https://tinyurl.com/44efk8j4
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 04, 2025 01:41 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2025 01:41 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: davidt at August 04, 2025 01:41 PM (i0F8b)
The leftist lunatics have apparently never heard of the Streisand effect.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 04, 2025 01:42 PM (EB4n3)
Posted by: runner at August 04, 2025 01:42 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Inogame at August 04, 2025 01:38 PM (53oGX)
It worked with homoism
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 01:42 PM (jRYyy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2025 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Well then hon you have your answer.
Posted by: The MewTwix at August 04, 2025 01:42 PM (PZ9Yz)
The Fuhrer sporting Daisy Dukes would be more fitting.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 04, 2025 01:42 PM (9bq/n)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 04, 2025 01:42 PM (sHRkV)
No one think of anything! Whatever we think of ushers in our destructor!!
Clear minds everyone. No one think of anything!
Wait...
Is that a pair of boobs!?
Sydney Sweeney's boobs?!?
Dammit JackStraw!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 01:43 PM (1ZgD/)
Good luck to her. The nutbags want to make her toxic and I respond by saying I'll buy tickets to see her movies in support of her.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 04, 2025 01:43 PM (RYIHS)
Over at Insty, there's a link to a story that the New York Post will start a new publication named the "California Post" in LA. It will likely need a bunker complex and armed security for the duration. Baghdad-style resupply logistics, too.
Posted by: mrp at August 04, 2025 01:43 PM (rj6Yv)
This is true. Only conservative men should should be "free to love boobs."
Liberal "men" should feel free to keep sucking cock, same as ever.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 01:43 PM (i24o9)
The leftist lunatics have apparently never heard of the Streisand effect.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 04, 2025 01:42 PM (EB4n3)
I went to the web site to see about buying some jeans but they were too young for me... They weren't overly expensive though....
Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2025 01:44 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 01:44 PM (jRYyy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Then obviously they will want to kill more babies.
Poor Nazi babies and their love of boobs!
Posted by: The MewTwix at August 04, 2025 01:44 PM (PZ9Yz)
I'm happier hearing about Sydney and her jeans/genes.
Posted by: Nelly at August 04, 2025 01:45 PM (cHLus)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 04, 2025 01:45 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 04, 2025 01:45 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Ashley Judy's puffy scamper at August 04, 2025 01:45 PM (OA79/)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2025 01:46 PM (viF8m)
These people are so fucked up mentally and emotionally.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 04, 2025 01:46 PM (EB4n3)
Remember that snakes can still kill you, even after they are dead, so keep your distance, even in their death throes.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2025 01:46 PM (N1DT3)
Anybody know the contact info for Tennessee Tuxedo?
Posted by: American Penguin Tuxedo Co
Megapolis Zoo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2025 01:46 PM (63Dwl)
"Her clothes have buttons. Do you know who else's uniforms had buttons?"
The Bee cribbing from here, or is it THAT common of a joke?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 01:46 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: cherries in season at August 04, 2025 01:46 PM (eOWwO)
Saucy pose.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 04, 2025 01:46 PM (sHRkV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2025 01:47 PM (UlRmj)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 04, 2025 01:47 PM (NtVYv)
Sydney being the focus of so much leftist ire demonstrates how out of touch the left, and Democrats, are.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 01:47 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 04, 2025 01:47 PM (wtvvX)
I definitely wouldn't mess with her after watching that video of her at the range.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 04, 2025 01:47 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: davidt at August 04, 2025 01:47 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 01:46 PM (i24o9)
I think way back in the mists of time we ribbed that joke from the leading questions a philosophy/bullshit artist would make. You know the 'think about it' overdramatic thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2025 01:48 PM (UlRmj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 01:48 PM (1ZgD/)
>>> Whatever happened to "Love is love" and being with whoever you want?
Posted by: pookysgirl knows it's hypocritical at August 04, 2025 01:48 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 01:47 PM (tT6L1)
It's not out of touch. It's Critical Theory and they are used to it working.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 01:48 PM (jRYyy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 04, 2025 01:48 PM (9hqnJ)
Tells you all you need to know.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 04, 2025 01:48 PM (EB4n3)
Normie: Hey, did you see Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle ad?
Lib: Fuck that Nazi cunt!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2025 01:49 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2025 01:49 PM (UlRmj)
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... and her breasts stand up and salute at impressive diameters of 8" and 8" -- Heil Hitler!
Posted by: ShainS -- Run. Gavin. Run. Toss your hair into the ring! at August 04, 2025 01:49 PM (T1wyk)
The ad I saw was the one where she had the car hood up. She turned away from the camera and it focused in on her butt.
I assumed that the gag was saying that she had great jeans instead of saying she had a great ass - the way that guys will do. Eg: "Hey, look at that sweater." "Yeah. That's a great sweater."
Posted by: 29Victor at August 04, 2025 01:49 PM (j6Ika)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 04, 2025 01:47 PM (6ydKt)
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Even more startling: Sydney, with a bit of coaching, can get even better. Right now, she's not really controlling muzzle flip. She gets a handle on that and it'll sound like she's shooting a machine gun.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 01:49 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 04, 2025 01:49 PM (sHRkV)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 04, 2025 01:47 PM (6ydKt)
Which makes her hotter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2025 01:50 PM (UlRmj)
Posted by: Billy Gibbons at August 04, 2025 01:50 PM (hirWM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 01:50 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: fd at August 04, 2025 01:50 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 04, 2025 01:48 PM (UlRmj)
I only ever hear it here. But I don't get out much.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 01:50 PM (i24o9)
In fact, I'll bet money that the first meddlesome mewling toxicunt in the Black Conservative video did not see the ad. She basically says "well, I could tell you what's wrong with the ad, but I won't" and then goes on to mewl about the hysterical leftwing reaction to the ad.
None of these whining jive-turkey fartclams care about the ad. What they care about is being seen to care about the ad. The ad is the New Current Thing, and the quickest way to get likes and be noticed is whining about the NCT.
Posted by: Elric at August 04, 2025 01:50 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2025 01:51 PM (O5Ote)
Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2025 01:51 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Lt Vincent Hannah at August 04, 2025 01:51 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2025 01:51 PM (O5Ote)
I think they maybe took a dive in the 2nd.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 01:51 PM (1ZgD/)
Posted by: I'm Brunhilde, Fly Me! at August 04, 2025 01:51 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 01:50 PM (i24o9)
Do you know who else didn't get out much (toward the end)?
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 01:52 PM (jRYyy)
Even eagles are Nazis now. Does Philly need to change its NFL team name?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 04, 2025 01:52 PM (EB4n3)
The Left is really going off the deep end looking for secret Nazi dog whistles. Homeland Security a couple weeks ago posted the American Progress painting we had on the art thread recently. Radical Leftists Kyle Kulinski and Krystal Ball do the secret Nazi analysis for us on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/mwzhe8uk
Just takes 90 seconds. Goes from standard Lefty America/white people bad to full on conspiracy theory crazy.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 04, 2025 01:52 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Iasonas at August 04, 2025 01:52 PM (nLhpf)
Normie: Hey, did you see Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle ad?
Lib: Fuck that Nazi cunt!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2025 01:49 PM (KbCG3)
Same crowd that celebrated Biden's tranny return to decency in the White House and gay butt sex in the Congress.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 01:52 PM (i24o9)
A production manager at Jacob's Pillow, a modern dance center in Becket, in the Berkshires, died when a cart containing stage sets got away while being pushed across the lawn to the outdoor stage. 40 years old, she failed to stop it. Or at least failed to live through stopping it.
The article and her obituary were both full of the requisite them/theirs, and her picture was exactly as expected.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 04, 2025 01:53 PM (n4GiU)
Eg: "Hey, look at that sweater." "Yeah. That's a great sweater."
Posted by: 29Victor
Camel hair. See the humps?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2025 01:53 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 04, 2025 01:53 PM (sHRkV)
Posted by: mrp at August 04, 2025 01:53 PM (rj6Yv)
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More like what they did with Tesla.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 01:53 PM (jRYyy)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 01:50 PM (i24o9)
Do you know who else didn't get out much (toward the end)?
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 01:52 PM (jRYyy)
Yeah, but that guy had a groovy bunker and a dog.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 01:54 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 01:40 PM
They'll start encouraging other leftists to have radical double mastectomies. Oh...wait....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 04, 2025 01:54 PM (dPfyF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 04, 2025 01:54 PM (9hqnJ)
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The Founding Fathers should have explicitly included that -- and for American women as well (NTTAWWT) -- in the First Amendment.
Posted by: ShainS -- Run. Gavin. Run. Toss your hair into the ring! at August 04, 2025 01:54 PM (T1wyk)
Such a perfect turn of phrase that I thought it deserved to be repeated and boldfaced. They repeatedly pick insignificant "hills" and get stung by them.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2025 01:54 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Iasonas at August 04, 2025 01:52 PM (nLhpf)
She’s from Spokane, WA. But close enough. 😀
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 04, 2025 01:55 PM (EB4n3)
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More like what they did with Tesla.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 01:53 PM (jRYyy)
Yeah, I hope she got some pipe hitters and a few Ex-Delta guys watching over her. She's a national treasure now.
This world is insane. Welcome to 2025.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 01:55 PM (1ZgD/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2025 01:55 PM (2GCMq)
The fridge protects the snacks.
These libs whining about this are non-thinking blobs who are once again reminded how unspectacular they truly are. They celebrate fat, gross chicks as beautiful because that is what they are. Every single one of them would switch places with Sweeney in a second, but in the absence of that, must remind everyone how ugly they are both inside and out.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2025 01:55 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 04, 2025 01:55 PM (Kv5Mj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 01:55 PM (L/fGl)
Such a perfect turn of phrase that I thought it deserved to be repeated and boldfaced. They repeatedly pick insignificant "hills" and get stung by them.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2025 01:54 PM (/y8xj
Thank you, sir.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 01:55 PM (1ZgD/)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 01:56 PM (jRYyy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 04, 2025 01:56 PM (9hqnJ)
Posted by: Iasonas at August 04, 2025 01:56 PM (nLhpf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 01:50 PM
Oh, the huge manatee!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 04, 2025 01:56 PM (dPfyF)
They won’t listen of course.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 04, 2025 01:56 PM (EB4n3)
Posted by: ShainS -- Run. Gavin. Run. Toss your hair into the ring! at August 04, 2025 01:54 PM (T1wyk)
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I'm pretty sure that "ensure domestic tranquility and boobs" was originally part of the Preamble.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 04, 2025 01:56 PM (WvZaB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 01:55 PM (L/fGl)
"Wait, what was the question?"
"Nevermind."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2025 01:57 PM (VoAdT)
Remember that one? Apparently ugly leftists never got that memo.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 04, 2025 01:57 PM (1Gsou)
Posted by: Iasonas at August 04, 2025 01:52 PM (nLhpf)
She’s from Spokane, WA.
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Forget it he's rolling.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 01:57 PM (jRYyy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 01:40 PM
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Mayor Pete Bootygag hardest shit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Run. Gavin. Run. Toss your hair into the ring! at August 04, 2025 01:57 PM (T1wyk)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 04, 2025 01:56 PM (dPfyF)
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There you go again.
Posted by: The Huge Manatee at August 04, 2025 01:57 PM (WvZaB)
Posted by: Democrats at August 04, 2025 01:57 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 04, 2025 01:55 PM (Kv5Mj)
I did not even know about her luscious fun bags until the harpies screeching about them forced me to look longingly at them. Honest.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 01:57 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 04, 2025 01:57 PM (xcxpd)
Can you imagine the headlines if she drops a nut job with a couple of center mass freedom pills?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 01:58 PM (1ZgD/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea
Declaration said life, liberty, and pursuit of boobs, right?
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2025 01:58 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 01:58 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Elric at August 04, 2025 01:59 PM (iFTx/)
Because in order to listen, one first must be somewhat sane.
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at August 04, 2025 01:59 PM (ERYKL)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 01:49 PM (tT6L1)
There is an optional Langdon Tactical comp/light mod for the Beretta full-size PX4 that would do the job.
Posted by: mrp at August 04, 2025 01:59 PM (rj6Yv)
They won’t listen of course.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at August 04, 2025 01:56 PM (EB4n3)
Again, it's Critical Theory. That's why they're not going to stop. They will never stop. They might not even ever pretend to stop. Have to keep their mob activated.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 01:59 PM (jRYyy)
Posted by: SciVo at August 04, 2025 01:59 PM (XDE1x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 01:55 PM (L/fGl)
"Wait, what was the question?"
"Nevermind."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2025 01:57 PM (VoAdT)
30
Amy Schumers up in here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 01:59 PM (1ZgD/)
Posted by: Elric at August 04, 2025 01:50 PM (iFTx/)
Who? Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2025 02:00 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:00 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 04, 2025 02:01 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 04, 2025 02:01 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 02:01 PM (jRYyy)
Posted by: mrp at August 04, 2025 01:59 PM (rj6Yv)
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It appeared to me her off hand isn't positioned quite right to control muzzle rise. But, the video I watched didn't show her support hand all that well.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 02:01 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 04, 2025 02:01 PM (9hqnJ)
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:00 PM (pZEOD
What?!?
*mimics can't here motion*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 02:01 PM (1ZgD/)
Meanwhile, The Atlantic thinks that it's a controversial "conservative commentator" idea that American men should be "free to love boobs."
___________
"You may chase Nature out with a pitchfork, and yet she will come roaring back."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2025 02:01 PM (kkTda)
This world is insane. Welcome to 2025.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 01:55 PM (1ZgD/)
The left really makes it a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2025 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Butch at August 04, 2025 02:02 PM (+2EFa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
If you are so cursed.
Posted by: Septum Satanus at August 04, 2025 02:02 PM (4DY5T)
Posted by: Josephistan at August 04, 2025 02:02 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2025 02:03 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Billy Gibbons at August 04, 2025 01:50 PM (hirWM)
Here I thought you were more into legs.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2025 02:03 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: n at August 04, 2025 02:03 PM (3LgsG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2025 02:03 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Elric at August 04, 2025 01:50 PM (iFTx/)
Who? Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2025 02:00 PM (VoAdT)
I am thankful. Easiest way to get attention, just like AE, is to go against the orthodoxy. Coincidentally, the easiest way to get the youth on board is to get them to go against he orthodoxy.
For the youth of today, the left is making looking at bobs cool again.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 02:03 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
When? What is it, like 20% of Gen Alpha identifies as "queer". I'm ready for heteronormativity (nature) to come roaring back!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 04, 2025 02:03 PM (JCZqz)
One of the biggest Eugenics bastards was Margaret Sanger creator the Planned Parenthood, to kill as many black children and undesirables as possible. The base of the democrat party.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 04, 2025 02:04 PM (IifOV)
Report: Biden’s People Prepared to Unleash Slew of Embarrassing Stories About Kamala Harris
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Given what we already know about Kammy, what could be? Her favorite stove top meal is Human Helper?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 02:04 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: n at August 04, 2025 02:04 PM (3LgsG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 04, 2025 02:04 PM (Kv5Mj)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 04, 2025 01:53 PM (sHRkV)
This is the problem when you give stupid, twitchy, unthinking and unaccountable people badges and guns. Which is why Marc Lamont Hill should never ever be a cop.
Posted by: Job openings for hysterical retards at August 04, 2025 02:04 PM (TbWk/)
Amy Schumers up in here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 01:59 PM (1ZgD/)
Hey man, I just got back here and I read from bottom to top. So it ain't my fault. Wait, that totally makes it my fault. Dammit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2025 02:04 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 04, 2025 02:05 PM (NpAcC)
Woodrow Wilson was also a darling of the Dems who was a big racist Eugenics guy.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 04, 2025 02:05 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 04, 2025 02:05 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: AMartel at August 04, 2025 02:05 PM (otvi3)
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 04, 2025 02:04 PM (IifOV)
Eugenics is fine if you're on the correct side.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2025 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Billy Gibbons at August 04, 2025 01:50 PM (hirWM)
Here I thought you were more into legs.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 04, 2025 02:03 PM (N1DT3)
nice
also could tell by the velcro fly
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 04, 2025 02:05 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2025 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)
The Left lives for political domination. They are facing complete irrelevancy, so all that's left to them is vicious hostility.
Posted by: mrp at August 04, 2025 02:05 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 01:56 PM (jRYyy)
Well, to be honest, for these assholes eugenics never went out of style. They just want it to work better on conservatives, which of course it doesn't.
At this point, you'd have to believe MAGA was born because the proggies keep killing their babies.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 04, 2025 02:05 PM (1Gsou)
Posted by: n at August 04, 2025 02:05 PM (3LgsG)
_________________________
Nose Rings. Hilarious!!!! Eventually, on a slow afternoon, a leftist idiot nose ringer is going to take a few moments and Google the history of nose rings, and what they represent historically.
Here's a hint. They put them on Bulls as a control mechanism. The Bull's nose is a sensitive and vulnerable part of their anatomy, and a quick yank will get their undivided attention/ compliance.
But, let's not stop there. Let's go back to deepest darkest Africa and the nose rings that seemed to show up on tribal slaves. Same premise...a physical and symbolic reference of control and subservience.
Enjoy those nose rings you ignorant, silly lunatics. I laugh every time I see them because they are a sign of complete incomprehension and idiocy.
Posted by: Orson at August 04, 2025 02:05 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at August 04, 2025 02:05 PM (Ve+75)
Posted by: mikeski at August 04, 2025 02:05 PM (QUYX2)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2025 02:06 PM (bDxU9)
Oh the humanity!
Nice phrasing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 04, 2025 02:04 PM (Kv5Mj)
Yes, nice one Ace
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 04, 2025 02:06 PM (xcxpd)
As long as they're convinced that their problem is "messaging" and not, you know, the actual message, they literally have no other option but to double down and scream louder.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2025 02:06 PM (/y8xj)
Heaven forfend.
Look - I hang out here. I understand a lot of guys are too obsessed by tits. Far too often, they're attached to some world-class dumbfuck who should be forced to wear a muzzle to prevent brain damage among those who can hear. But these people are given a pass, where any individual experiencing booblessness would be told to put a g-ddamn sock in it.
That said, it's better than another generation of sackless fruits who pretend to like land hippos and bulldykes so their AWFL shrew wives and girlfriends continue providing them occasional frigid sex.
*casts sideways glance at fellow millennials*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2025 02:06 PM (Fe3xz)
One of the biggest Eugenics bastards was Margaret Sanger creator the Planned Parenthood, to kill as many black children and undesirables as possible. The base of the democrat party.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 04, 2025 02:04 PM (IifOV)
DING DING DING DING DING! This is a question I wish someone had posed to Marc Lamont Hill. That's YOUR side of the political aisle, pal.
Posted by: All projection all the time at August 04, 2025 02:06 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: scampydog at August 04, 2025 02:06 PM (2bFN5)
nice
also could tell by the velcro fly
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 04, 2025 02:05 PM (xcxpd)
He woke up with wood.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2025 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Frank Barone
You mean the champion of women’s healthcare? I really wish Sanger’s purpose was more widely known.
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:06 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: n at August 04, 2025 02:07 PM (3LgsG)
Denim pants AND a Denim shirt? Fashion Faux Pax
So she'll just have to remove the shirt
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2025 02:07 PM (t0Rmr)
Here's a hint. They put them on Bulls as a control mechanism. The Bull's nose is a sensitive and vulnerable part of their anatomy, and a quick yank will get their undivided attention/ compliance.
Little known fact: they originally tried ball rings, but after the third deceased wrangler, they decided to go with the nose ring.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2025 02:07 PM (bDxU9)
I always get a kick out of leftists calling us Nazis.
National Socialism. It's right there in the name.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2025 02:07 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The 38-24-36th amendment.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 02:08 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 02:08 PM (jRYyy)
The 38-24-36th amendment.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 02:08 PM (L/fGl)
Only if she's 5'3"
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at August 04, 2025 02:09 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:06 PM (pZEOD)
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A video came out a few years ago, black woman was going off at a bunch of protesters who were supporting Planned Parenthood. Guess the skin and hair color of the protesters. Though, probably not really much of a guess, any more.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 02:09 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: n at August 04, 2025 02:07 PM (3LgsG)
The best way to refer to tits is "visible".
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2025 02:09 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:00 PM (pZEOD)
It's been a week since the derecho and if the sun is up, I hear chainsaws and trailers being loaded and/or rumbling down our street. I'd say the town is about 75% cleaned up.
Posted by: pookysgirl is surprised Lil Pooky can sleep through this at August 04, 2025 02:09 PM (Wt5PA)
When they are face down, butt up with a mouthful of pillow, you ain't listening to them speak. And if you hang around that long afterwards, well, that's on you.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2025 02:10 PM (bDxU9)
nice
also could tell by the velcro fly
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 04, 2025 02:05 PM (xcxpd)
He woke up with wood.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2025 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)
In a sleeping bag
Posted by: With cheap sunglasses at August 04, 2025 02:10 PM (TbWk/)
M ake
A sylums
G reat
A gain
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2025 02:10 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:06 PM (pZEOD)
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A video came out a few years ago, black woman was going off at a bunch of protesters who were supporting Planned Parenthood. Guess the skin and hair color of the protesters. Though, probably not really much of a guess, any more.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 02:09 PM (tT6L1)
Skin color - white
Hair color - how many varieties of Danger Hair are there?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2025 02:10 PM (ULPxl)
BTW remember when Halle and the luscious Tyra Banks were the standards for beautiful black women? How did we get to Lizzo and her protégés?
Posted by: Vengeance at August 04, 2025 02:10 PM (Fa6e8)
Posted by: scampydog at August 04, 2025 02:11 PM (2bFN5)
So she'll just have to remove the shirt
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04
Nice try! But you can double denim now, esp with a shirt. I still wouldn’t pair a jean jacket with jeans.
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:11 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 02:11 PM (jRYyy)
Posted by: rickb223
comments as nature has intended
Posted by: n at August 04, 2025 02:11 PM (3LgsG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Agree with the RIP, I live among these people, they are what they are. But you gotta laugh.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 04, 2025 02:11 PM (n4GiU)
They were prudish scolds that added "muh Nazis" to something that didn't merit it.
Both AE and Sweeney refused to bend the knee, and the normal plebs who like boobs and jeans have rewarded them for it. That's what's ticking off the left the most. Seeing they have lost the woke mob power and don't know how to get it back.
Posted by: LizLem at August 04, 2025 02:11 PM (Eng1Z)
M ake
A sylums
G reat
A gain
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2025 02:10 PM (Q4IgG)
You say insane asylums, I say re-educaiton camps.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 02:11 PM (i24o9)
nice
also could tell by the velcro fly
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 04, 2025 02:05 PM (xcxpd)
He woke up with wood.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2025 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)
In a sleeping bag
Posted by: With cheap sunglasses at August 04, 2025 02:10 PM (TbWk/)
lol
love this site
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at August 04, 2025 02:11 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at August 04, 2025 02:11 PM (QKBsh)
Mock the left. Mock and laugh at them for it is just to easy and too much fun to get under their micron thin skin.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 04, 2025 02:12 PM (17s+e)
A good message to all other listed stocks ... "Go Conservative, see your stock rise 30%"
Posted by: illiniwek at August 04, 2025 02:12 PM (vbXSk)
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How do know when the obsession gets to the too much stage?
FWIW, you don't have to be Sydney Sweeney to get be appreciated, A-cups are awesome too.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 04, 2025 02:12 PM (Dv3i1)
Hair color - how many varieties of Danger Hair are there?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2025 02:10 PM (ULPxl)
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Heh, lots of Danger Hair with strong showing by white and gray.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 02:12 PM (tT6L1)
>>Next they'll be telling us she likes BBQ!
It's a well known fact that she likes carrots in chili, we will overlook this unfortunate culinary impediment.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2025 02:12 PM (mUyvM)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 02:11 PM (jRYyy)
That's not funny. It's misogynist and patriarchal.
Posted by: A feminist at August 04, 2025 02:12 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 04, 2025 02:12 PM (Fa6e8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 01:55 PM (L/fGl)
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The First Rule of Bukkake (and "Important Safety Tip"):
"Don't Cross The Streams!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Run. Gavin. Run. Toss your hair into the ring! at August 04, 2025 02:12 PM (RfhTN)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at August 04, 2025 02:13 PM (8hxDK)
The Critical Drinker likes it:
The Naked Gun - Are We Allowed To Laugh Again?
https://youtu.be/J2H3RNNDpF0
He says there could be improvements, but overall a good time.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 04, 2025 02:13 PM (6ydKt)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 02:11 PM (jRYyy)
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One, plus 99 to write monographs accusing the bulb of rape.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2025 02:13 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 04, 2025 02:03 PM (JCZqz)
I'd prefer "With Terror and Slaughter Return".
Posted by: XTC at August 04, 2025 02:13 PM (UnA8+)
Bathwater, beer, - what's the difference?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 04, 2025 02:13 PM (9bq/n)
Well, the news is EXCELLENT!!!!!
Saw the Oncological Surgeon today, and he said everything looks great. So much so, that he thinks after I get my next CT scan (late October - early November) that we will be talking about surgery to remove my tumors!
One of the satellite tumors is no longer there, and all of the rest of the tumors continue to shrink. The largest tumor is showing signs of calcification, which means that it is dying.
He said if it wasn't for the fact that my most recent CT Scan showed a couple of blood clots in my lungs - which apparently is quite common in cancer patients - that he would have been inclined to do surgery now. I am on a blood thinner to dissolve the clots; by the time of my next CT Scan, they should be gone.
So, as I said to Paul as we were getting on the elevator, "It's a good day, Tater!"
Thank you all for continuing to pray for me - they are definitely working! 😊❤️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at August 04, 2025 02:14 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: With cheap sunglasses
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The Nightmare on Elm Street chick was in that video.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 04, 2025 02:14 PM (XvL8K)
M ake
A sylums
G reat
A gain
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2025 02:10 PM (Q4IgG)
Be so tempting to use all the crazed social media rantings as justification for a thrre day stay for observation.
"Martha, do you find screaming at the world who done you wrong while you put of your makeup mask to be helpful or hurtful to your mental well being? Here let's take a look at a few and discuss."
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 04, 2025 02:14 PM (OA79/)
Posted by: LizLem at August 04, 2025 02:11 PM (Eng1Z)
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The Woke Mob depending on MSM to amplify the outrage ritual. MSM has lost so much power, the ritual has fallen by the wayside.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 02:14 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Vengeance
The Lizzo/Abrams look is easier to achieve, and if we're to believe everyone is fit and beautiful, no one can be.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2025 02:14 PM (ftFVW)
I don't know if it's the same video, but Alveda King- Martin Luther King's niece had been quite vocal about her feelings about Margaret Sanger and Planned Parenthood.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2025 02:14 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: mrp at August 04, 2025 02:15 PM (rj6Yv)
Heaven forfend.
Look - I hang out here. I understand a lot of guys are too obsessed by tits.
I've got to admit, I'm obsessed by tits
I've had this problem since I was a kid
I used to look up to my Auntie Marie
Because she had big tits hanging down to her knees
Her nipples were poking right out of her gown
If boobs could be wings she'd be flying around
As I grew older, I made up my mind
I'd get me the biggest ones I could find!
Posted by: Extra points if you get the reference at August 04, 2025 02:15 PM (TbWk/)
It's a well known fact that she likes carrots in chili, we will overlook this unfortunate culinary impediment.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2025 02:12 PM (mUyvM)
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If she also likes Maple Syrup on French Toast, it could lead to a Civil War.
Posted by: ShainS -- Run. Gavin. Run. Toss your hair into the ring! at August 04, 2025 02:15 PM (RfhTN)
____________________
Cory Booker is a connoisseur of pillow. He can tell the thread count of the pillow case by taste alone.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 04, 2025 02:15 PM (6o/ca)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 04, 2025 02:10 PM (Fa6e
The advent of Golden Corral.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 04, 2025 02:15 PM (1Gsou)
Who makes these rules and where are they published? Is it a tiny cabal like the Federal Reserve that meets every so often and the rest of the world waits on the edge of our seats waiting to see what they say and parsing the statements for emanations of penumbras?
Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2025 02:15 PM (/y8xj)
What's gone completely overlooked is that this SS ad is almost identical to a Brooke Shields jeans ad (Calvin Klein) that ran in the 1980s. Link below. The double-entendre tagline about "good jeans" is the same. If anything, the 80s ad is even more specific and detailed about "genes." AE surely knew about this classic ad and did the SS ad as a parody.
https://tinyurl.com/44efk8j4
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 04, 2025 01:41 PM (iFTx/)
Leftists had no problem when a 15 year old Brooke Shields was sexualized to sell blue jeans - the religious moralists were haters then. Sydney Sweeney - who's of very legal age - pushes one jeans ad, and the left goes nuts. I guess her being a normal American Republican is a bridge too far for them.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 04, 2025 02:15 PM (9EwTD)
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I don't know if it's Sydney's boobs fault or not.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 02:15 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at August 04, 2025 02:14 PM (SRRAx)
Wonderful news ! Will keep you in my prayers...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2025 02:15 PM (VE6XX)
The perfect gurl doesn't exis...
https://www.tiktok.com/@syds_garage/
\video/7306977566299098411
She can tune up her own vintage Mustang, guys! No wonder Tom Brady and Orlando Bloom were supposedly fighting for her attention at the Bezos wedding.
Posted by: LizLem at August 04, 2025 02:15 PM (Eng1Z)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 02:11 PM (jRYyy)
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THATS NOT FUNNY!
Posted by: Howling BBC Feminist Manifesto Choir at August 04, 2025 02:15 PM (OA79/)
Prayer will continue.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 02:16 PM (tT6L1)
Thanks for the update and good report . Prayers continue.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2025 02:16 PM (2GCMq)
You all do know why their name is The GAP right. You see there is this litlle diamond shaped gap that .....
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 04, 2025 02:16 PM (17s+e)
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Even with just the shirt you could say Sydney is already doubling the denim.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 02:16 PM (jRYyy)
Their sublimated racism manifests itself as an "anti-racism" obsession, making them see racism everywhere.
So, and ad about a hot chick becomes a Nazi "dogwhistle." But, what isn't?
It's literally that joke about the sex-obsessed guy taking the Rorschach test.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 04, 2025 02:16 PM (j6Ika)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
This is not exactly true. There was a major uproar over the ad.
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:17 PM (p4NUW)
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How do know when the obsession gets to the too much stage?
FWIW, you don't have to be Sydney Sweeney to get be appreciated, A-cups are awesome too.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
B sting to a B Cup. 18 to 80, deaf, dumb & blind, crippled and crazy.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2025 02:17 PM (bDxU9)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 04, 2025 01:56 PM (WvZaB)
I believe that the first draft said "ensure domestic tranquility with boobs".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2025 02:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 04, 2025 02:17 PM (9hqnJ)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 04, 2025 02:18 PM (Fa6e8)
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:18 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2025 02:18 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Somet
Remember the old Honey West TV show? I read a few of the paperbacks, I think these were her measurements.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 04, 2025 02:18 PM (n4GiU)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief
Fantastic news, Teresa!
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2025 02:18 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 02:19 PM (jRYyy)
She can tune up her own vintage Mustang, guys! No wonder Tom Brady and Orlando Bloom were supposedly fighting for her attention at the Bezos wedding.
Posted by: LizLem at August 04, 2025 02:15 PM (Eng1Z
Couple of has been. She needs the current Brad Pitt or Ben Afflek. Is there anyone out there that fits that bill? Wher is the 30 something macho leading man these days.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 04, 2025 02:19 PM (OA79/)
Nice try! But you can double denim now, esp with a shirt. I still wouldn’t pair a jean jacket with jeans.
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:11 PM
When I think of double denim I think of Brittney Spears and Justin Timberlake in their denim outfits and that's a no from me, dawg.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 04, 2025 02:19 PM (Y5PQs)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
That is awesome news! Congratulations!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2025 02:19 PM (bDxU9)
https://tinyurl.com/44efk8j4
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 04, 2025 01:41 PM
Did you miss the ONT last night? I went over a history of jeans ads causing heart palpitations. 😂
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:20 PM (p4NUW)
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The founders were wise enough to foresee the supreme court screwing that up somehow. However they did think the "shall not be abridged" part of the 2nd was ironclad.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 04, 2025 02:20 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 04, 2025 02:20 PM (VsoDp)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 04, 2025 02:20 PM (9hqnJ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Ewww. We're trying to move on from our icky "frat boy" past.
Posted by: Bud Light at August 04, 2025 02:20 PM (JCZqz)
The perfect gurl doesn't exis...
https://www.tiktok.com/@syds_garage/
\video/7306977566299098411
She can tune up her own vintage Mustang, guys! No wonder Tom Brady and Orlando Bloom were supposedly fighting for her attention at the Bezos wedding.
Posted by: LizLem at August 04, 2025 02:15 PM (Eng1Z)
She's a Ford girl? Vintage Mustang and Bronco. Very nice.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 02:20 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 04, 2025 02:19 PM (OA79/)
There aren't any.
Posted by: It's the soy generation at August 04, 2025 02:21 PM (TbWk/)
The Critical Drinker likes it:
The Naked Gun - Are We Allowed To Laugh Again?
https://youtu.be/J2H3RNNDpF0
There was talk that Zucker might take his original sequel script--the one the studios rejected in order to hire seth mcfarlane instead--and crowdfund making his movie version, just not call it Naked Gun. I hope so!
Posted by: LizLem at August 04, 2025 02:21 PM (Eng1Z)
Spokane chicks are hawt!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2025 02:21 PM (uzeQu)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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*purses lips*
*brooding stare*
Posted by: Timmy Chalamet at August 04, 2025 02:21 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2025 02:21 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 02:22 PM (L/fGl)
Thank you all for continuing to pray for me - they are definitely working! 😊❤️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at August 04, 2025 02:14 PM (SRRAx)
That's awesome news. You're a good person who deserves a good turn for a change. Glad to hear it.
Posted by: Nice to hear something nice for once at August 04, 2025 02:22 PM (TbWk/)
*brooding stare*
Posted by: Timmy Chalamet at August 04, 2025 02:21 PM (Dv3i1)
He's "dating " one of the Kardashians {{{shudder}}}
Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2025 02:22 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2025 02:10 PM (bDxU9)
Arguably, in that position their bosom is irrelevant.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2025 02:23 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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*purses lips*
*brooding stare*
Posted by: Timmy Chalamet at August 04, 2025 02:21 PM (Dv3i1)
Dude would have to stand on a box to steal a kiss from her.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 04, 2025 02:23 PM (OA79/)
Next panel: young teenage boy. "Dad? I think I'm a Fascist."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 04, 2025 02:23 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
This is not exactly true. There was a major uproar over the ad.
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:17 PM (p4NUW)
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True, but I think Darrell's point is correct that the uproar was about her (under)age, and it was mostly the right who complained. The left has always fetishized underage girls (and boys).
Calvin Klein was a pervert who was allowed to run all kinds of inappropriate ads -- as well as all kinds of very shady and illegal business practices -- because was a favorite of the left for getting the hateful right Christians all bothered up.
I met him. Back in my big law firms days, I represented him in a few cases.
Posted by: Elric at August 04, 2025 02:23 PM (iFTx/)
*brooding stare*
Posted by: Timmy Chalamet at August 04, 2025 02:21 PM (Dv3i1)
He's "dating " one of the Kardashians {{{shudder}}}
Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2025 02:22 PM (VE6XX)
Pete Davidson's sloppy seconds? Yuck.
Posted by: Not even with ace's dick. Or garret's. at August 04, 2025 02:23 PM (TbWk/)
\video/7306977566299098411
That comes across exactly like a staged photo shoot. Maybe she really does work on old cars as a hobby but that clip isn't anything more than PR.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2025 02:23 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 04, 2025 02:23 PM (dKEEs)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2025 02:23 PM (ExV1e)
Well, you have to save something for round 2.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 04, 2025 02:24 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
To your eyes.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2025 02:24 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:24 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: A feminist at August 04, 2025 02:12 PM (TbWk/)
Shut the fuck up and go make him a sandwich.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 04, 2025 02:24 PM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
Praise Jesus. Stay strong. Never quit.
Posted by: Marcus T, Jesus is the Messiah at August 04, 2025 02:24 PM (jiqBg)
Thank you all for continuing to pray for me - they are definitely working! 😊❤️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at August 04, 2025 02:14 PM (SRRAx)
Amazing news! Nice!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2025 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 04, 2025 02:23 PM (OA79/)
Not if he takes her to New Jersey.
Posted by: (oblique Carlin reference) at August 04, 2025 02:24 PM (VoAdT)
https://tinyurl.com/44efk8j4
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 04, 2025 01:41 PM
Did you miss the ONT last night? I went over a history of jeans ads causing heart palpitations. 😂
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:20 PM (p4NUW)
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Ah. I didn't see the ONT last night.
Posted by: Elric "Literary Creation" Blade at August 04, 2025 02:25 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: one hour sober at August 04, 2025 02:25 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: moki at August 04, 2025 02:25 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Married Guys at August 04, 2025 02:25 PM (Dv3i1)
Rolling Stone Magazine: "MAGA’s New Russiagate ‘Evidence’ Was Likely Made Up by the Kremlin"
This was inevitable.
https://archive.ph/yUIj1
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 04, 2025 02:25 PM (tVDXC)
*brooding stare*
Posted by: Timmy Chalamet at August 04, 2025 02:21 PM (Dv3i1)
He's "dating " one of the Kardashians {{{shudder}}}
Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2025 02:22 PM (VE6XX)
Pete Davidson's sloppy seconds? Yuck.
Posted by: Not even with ace's dick. Or garret's. at August 04, 2025 02:23 PM (TbWk/)
Girls always say they love a guy who can make em laugh. Pete Davidson must be the funniest f-er on the planet.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 04, 2025 02:25 PM (OA79/)
Posted by: moki at August 04, 2025 02:25 PM (wLjpr)
Oh no... Prayers for her safe return
Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2025 02:25 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 01:40 PM (1ZgD/)
They don't like babies either... if they can't murder them, they want to do Frankenstein/Mengele experiments on their genitalia.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 04, 2025 02:25 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 02:25 PM (jRYyy)
*brooding stare*
Posted by: Timmy Chalamet at August 04, 2025 02:21 PM (Dv3i1)
He's "dating " one of the Kardashians {{{shudder}}}
Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2025 02:22 PM (VE6XX)
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Run, Timmy!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 04, 2025 02:26 PM (WvZaB)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2025 02:26 PM (rbvCR)
Wow. Most excellent news.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2025 02:26 PM (ExV1e)
True, but I think Darrell's point is correct that the uproar was about her (under)age, and it was mostly the right who complained. The left has always fetishized underage girls (and boys).
Calvin Klein was a pervert who was allowed to run all kinds of inappropriate ads -- as well as all kinds of very shady and illegal business practices -- because was a favorite of the left for getting the hateful right Christians all bothered up.
I met him. Back in my big law firms days, I represented him in a few cases.
Posted by: Elric at August 04, 2025 02:23 PM
I think the feminists groups were complaining along with the conservative groups. Probably the same people that were complaining about music, the PMRC or whatever that was.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 04, 2025 02:26 PM (Y5PQs)
daughter has gone awol claiming we don't love her. Beside ourselves.
Posted by: moki at August 04, 2025 02:25 PM (wLjpr)
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Very sorry to hear this. Hope she comes to her senses soon.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2025 02:26 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 04, 2025 02:19 PM (OA79/)
*sends Mrs D off to see the grandkids*
She needs a mature man.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2025 02:26 PM (uzeQu)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 04, 2025 02:26 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:24 PM (p4NUW)
Cavil at peak superman was damn goodlooking.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM (OA79/)
I met him. Back in my big law firms days, I represented him in a few cases.
Posted by: Elric at August
This doesn’t shock me. For whatever reason, fashion attracts the weirdest of the weird. The art is there, you really can’t deny the talent, but is it too much to ask not to be just a flat weirdo? My daughter models and the male MUA are less weird!
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: toby928 repeats himself at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2025 02:18 PM (GUOwU)
More like 98-2 but it's a REALLY strong 2.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM (jRYyy)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 02:14 PM (tT6L1)
The fact that X won't automatically ban anyone defending the target hurts them also.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM (ExV1e)
Well, the news is EXCELLENT!!!!!
Saw the Oncological Surgeon today, and he said everything looks great.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at August 04, 2025 02:14 PM (SRRAx)
So glad to hear this!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM (9hqnJ)
Posted by: moki at August 04, 2025 02:25 PM (wLjpr)
{{{moki}}}
Prayers up.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: moki
Praying...
Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at August 04, 2025 02:14 PM (SRRAx)
Wonderful news Teresa!
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM (Y5PQs)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM (tVDXC)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2025 02:23 PM (/y8xj)
You can't have someone actually working on a car while you're filming them "working on a car" for something, because the inevitable outcries of "Motherf*$#@" and "What kind of asshole would design anything this way?" would ruin the shoot.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 04, 2025 02:28 PM (Y5PQs)
LOL.......
https://youtu.be/-Ux3-a9RE1Q
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2025 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2025 02:26 PM
Do you have good genes, Dio?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2025 02:28 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 04, 2025 02:26 PM (Y5PQs)
Was that Tipper Gore's outfit? Seeing the pinch-faced Puritanical feminist scolds finding common cause with pinch-faced Puritanical fundamentalist scolds was a strange and fascinating thing to witness.
Posted by: For the record I don't like either of them at August 04, 2025 02:28 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 04, 2025 02:19 PM (OA79/)
There aren't any.
Posted by: It's the soy generation at August 04, 2025 02:21 PM (TbWk/)
The "hottest" young actor is Timothée Chalamet, and he's as soyboy as they come. And the left is trying to make Padro Pascal a thing, gross.
Maybe Miles Teller or Glen Powell? But social media and wokeism killed the movie star, so there's no current big leading man like a Will Smith or a Cruise in their heyday.
A future era might revitalize testosterone and pecs for guys, but not the current crop of soyboys.
Posted by: LizLem at August 04, 2025 02:29 PM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: moki at August
Oh Moki, I am sorry. It’s so hard raising kids, and I think this world that embraces people being victims of something, anything, makes it even worse.
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:29 PM (p4NUW)
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b"h for good health
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 04, 2025 02:29 PM (JvZF+)
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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell into a well!?!?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 04, 2025 02:29 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2025 02:29 PM (uzeQu)
I'm sorry. That's sounds hard. Did something prompt this or it just came out of the blue?
I sympathize . My son is snappish with us which I think has to do with some clinical depression actually. May rough places be made smooth for you all.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2025 02:29 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: Elric at August
This doesn’t shock me. For whatever reason, fashion attracts the weirdest of the weird. The art is there, you really can’t deny the talent, but is it too much to ask not to be just a flat weirdo? My daughter models and the male MUA are less weird!
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM (p4NUW)
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Ralph Lauren was the most normal one. Klein probably the nuttiest. But ... was it an act? Hard to tell.
Posted by: Elric at August 04, 2025 02:29 PM (iFTx/)
And, hogs, to discourage rooting. I know because I have assisted in the process. Pic of hog and Hog Ring:
https://shorturl.at/T12Gi
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2025 02:30 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: moki at August 04, 2025 02:25 PM (wLjpr)
Oh my......Here's hoping she finds truth soon.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2025 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 04, 2025 02:30 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM
"That's the fourth f**king 10mm socket, d**nit!!!"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2025 02:30 PM (0sNs1)
I mean, if big Nazi tits are now kosher, why not go to the source?
Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2025 02:30 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: LizLem
Mmmmmm. Glenn Powell.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2025 02:30 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 04, 2025 02:31 PM (tVDXC)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2025 02:31 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2025 02:26 PM
Do you have good genes, Dio?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2025 02:28 PM (0sNs1)
Got my order into AE yesterday.
*athletic fit*
Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2025 02:31 PM (uzeQu)
Posted by: CaliGirl
I had to look up what you were talking about: https://tinyurl.com/4s6xmysp
Britney looks pretty hot, but Timberlake looks pretty stupid. Of course, young Britney could make a potato sack look good...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 04, 2025 02:31 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Piper
By the religious right, not by the progs.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 04, 2025 02:32 PM (n4GiU)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2025 02:30 PM (ftFVW)
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Teenage crush, eh? I understand. You'll grow out of it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 02:32 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 02:11 PM (jRYyy)
__________________________
Was Kitty Dukakis a feminist? Because, she could do it all by herself, by just holding the bulb to the light socket and allowing the room to spin after doing a shot of rubbing alcohol.
Posted by: Orson at August 04, 2025 02:32 PM (dIske)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 04, 2025 02:32 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2025 02:32 PM (pMi6S)
Was that Tipper Gore's outfit? Seeing the pinch-faced Puritanical feminist scolds finding common cause with pinch-faced Puritanical fundamentalist scolds was a strange and fascinating thing to witness.
Posted by: For the record I don't like either of them at August 04, 2025 02:28 PM (TbWk/)
Yes it was Tipper Gore and some other congressional wives. The warning stickers meant your album was cool, what a backfire.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 04, 2025 02:32 PM (Y5PQs)
This site is the pits.
Posted by: BurtTC
We come for the pictures and stay for the comments.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 04, 2025 02:32 PM (tVDXC)
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at August 04, 2025 02:32 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: moki at August 04, 2025 02:25 PM (wLjpr)
Prayers sent your way.
“ Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.”
Matthew 5:3
Posted by: Marcus T, Jesus is the Messiah at August 04, 2025 02:32 PM (jiqBg)
If they ever decide to start making cattle lifting harnesses they might be in for trouble.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2025 02:32 PM (Fe3xz)
Hmm.... I'd say he's far from the worst of the current crop. He was pretty convincingly hetero in the Bob Dylan biopic.
Other than that name, of course. This is America, son, not France. Pick one or the other.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 04, 2025 02:33 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Very true. It's notoriously hard to film an engine installation because you really can't see much besides guys jiggling it backand forth, up and down, and cussing.
Posted by: Motor Voter at August 04, 2025 02:33 PM (G5+As)
He's "dating " one of the Kardashians {{{shudder}}}
Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2025 02:22 PM (VE6XX)
He appears pale so I have doubts.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2025 02:33 PM (ExV1e)
"What kind of asshole would design anything this way?"
_________
Where the socket wrench can only turn about 1 micron at a time.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2025 02:33 PM (kkTda)
Posted by: Elric at August
Ralph Lauren’s TX ranch shares a boundary with my Aunt’s.Tommy Lee Jones is a neighbor in their in town house. He is an absolute a-hole.
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:34 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Piper
That makes him a great for Sydney Sweeney, as she's attractive, but a little weird looking, too.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 04, 2025 02:34 PM (JCZqz)
Britney looks pretty hot, but Timberlake looks pretty stupid. Of course, young Britney could make a potato sack look good...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 04, 2025 02:31 PM (JCZqz)
Canadian tuxedos don't look good on anyone, I'll give Brittney a pass and the acid wash is ugly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 04, 2025 02:34 PM (Y5PQs)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
I'm only a few years older than him. So I'm just glad looking at him doesn't make me feel icky.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2025 02:34 PM (ftFVW)
I mean, if big Nazi tits are now kosher, why not go to the source?
Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2025 02:30 PM (pMi6S)
I dated this gal, she had great bongos. So I went and bought her some frilly lingerie. She opened the box, took out the bra, and with a with a disappointed look on her face, she said "this bra is a size C."
I said, "I thought you were a C!"
She said "I'm a not C!"
So I dumped her, I don't need no national socialism in my life.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2025 02:34 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2025 02:33 PM (kkTda)
tick
thunk
tick
thunk
...
thunk
tick.....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2025 02:35 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM
Heard that quite a bit yesterday while assisting in the replacement of an A/C compressor in a 2007 F-150.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 04, 2025 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)
He's "dating " one of the Kardashians {{{shudder}}}
Posted by: It's me donna at August 04, 2025 02:22 PM (VE6XX)
He appears pale so I have doubts.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2025 02:33 PM (ExV1e)
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I'm 100% convinced that 99% of these "celebrity couples" are bullshit cooked up by their publicists. Half the men are ass-packers anyway.
Posted by: Elric at August 04, 2025 02:35 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: UGAdawg at August 04, 2025 02:35 PM (iqHxn)
He appears pale so I have doubts.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Nope, he and Kylie Jenner are a thing and have been for about 3 years now.
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:35 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Doug, Tim, David, and Eric at August 04, 2025 02:36 PM (0sNs1)
I said, "I thought you were a C!"
She said "I'm a not C!"
So I dumped her, I don't need no national socialism in my life.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2025 02:34 PM (dGCAG)
Never buy a woman clothes. It's bound to end badly
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 02:36 PM (1ZgD/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 04, 2025 02:36 PM (kUxzU)
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM (p4NUW)
Seriously.
Everyone knows busty weirdos are the best.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at August 04, 2025 02:36 PM (fCgdX)
Posted by: UGAdawg
The story of the modern Left, distilled.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 04, 2025 02:36 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2025 02:07 PM (viF8m)
Yes. Take the Nazi 25 Point Plan, remove the Jew hatred, and you have a Bernie Sanders speech.
Leave it in, and you have a Ratsheeta Taliban or Brofo Omar speech.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 04, 2025 02:36 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: A. Hitler at August 04, 2025 02:36 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: zombie
Marta Kristen, of Lost In Space, was the spawn of a Norwegian girl and a German Soldier during the occupation in Norway. She was adopted by a Norwegian-American couple in the US.
Posted by: War Baby at August 04, 2025 02:37 PM (G5+As)
She said "I'm a not C!"
So I dumped her, I don't need no national socialism in my life.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2025 02:34 PM (dGCAG)
Never buy a woman clothes. It's bound to end badly
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 02:36 PM (1ZgD/)
Like an invasion into Poland?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 02:37 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2025 02:37 PM (uzeQu)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 04, 2025 02:37 PM (u82oZ)
I said, "I thought you were a C!"
She said "I'm a not C!"
Are you really Stephen Pastis?
Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2025 02:37 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: UGAdawg at August 04, 2025 02:35 PM (iqHxn)
It's Streisand by Proxy, now.
Her career will be fine.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2025 02:37 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Elric at August 04, 2025 02:38 PM (iFTx/)
the mentally ill can keep painting themselves into a corner, they ain't winning over any normies
Posted by: Otto Pen at August 04, 2025 02:38 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2025 02:07 PM (viF8m)
Yes. Take the Nazi 25 Point Plan, remove the Jew hatred, and you have a Bernie Sanders speech.
Leave it in, and you have a Ratsheeta Taliban or Brofo Omar speech.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
It was a lie! A trick because Socialism was popular at the time! But also the parties flipped in the 60s or something!
Posted by: Leftist Apologist at August 04, 2025 02:38 PM (JCZqz)
I'm only a few years older than him. So I'm just glad looking at him doesn't make me feel icky.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 04, 2025 02:34 PM (ftFVW)
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Wait, you're older than someone? I find that hard to believe.....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 02:39 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 02:39 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 04, 2025 02:39 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at August 04, 2025 02:39 PM (tVDXC)
She said "I'm a not C!"
Are you really Stephen Pastis?
Posted by: Oddbob
And that's how I lost my DD girlfriend...
Posted by: Sad story teller at August 04, 2025 02:39 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Leftist Apologist at August 04, 2025 02:38 PM (JCZqz
Never been done correctly!!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 02:39 PM (1ZgD/)
Posted by: From about That Time at August
No, the left had a cow, too. Probably not everyone on the left, but there was a pretty universal outcry. Heck, even Europe cried foul! Because this was when the left had not totally lost it- Tipper Gore was a Dem.
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:39 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2025 02:39 PM (2GCMq)
This site is the pits.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2025 02:31 PM (dGCAG)
Not even remotely safe for work.
https://tinyurl.com/3me5urjr+
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2025 02:40 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Leftist Apologist at August 04, 2025 02:38 PM (JCZqz)
Heh... I love it when they claim they were "opposites".
No, junior. It was a bloody religious war between rival sects of the same evil cult religion. Think Sunnis and Shiites.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 04, 2025 02:40 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 02:40 PM (1ZgD/)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2025 02:37 PM (/y8xj)
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Heh.
Pearls Before Swine. Great strip.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 04, 2025 02:41 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2025 02:31 PM
It's too bad they're hardwood, and not carpeted like they are in France.
Posted by: Doug, Tim, David, and Eric at August 04, 2025 02:41 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: zombie
Marta Kristen, of Lost In Space, was the spawn of a Norwegian girl and a German Soldier during the occupation in Norway. She was adopted by a Norwegian-American couple in the US.
Posted by: War Baby
Yes, Marta Kristen is the most famous Lebensborn Baby. And she was hot, and the real reason most teenage boys even watched Lost in Space.
Instead of creating a "Mater Race," they ended up creating the "Masturbate Race."
Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2025 02:41 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 02:41 PM (jRYyy)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 04, 2025 02:41 PM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2025 02:43 PM (2GCMq)
https://tinyurl.com/3me5urjr+
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2025 02:40 PM (ExV1e)
Suddenly I find this "The Voyeurs" film strangely intriguing.
What a wonderful time we live in, where you can go forward and back in a video almost instantly, rather than having to wait for fast forward or rewind.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 04, 2025 02:43 PM (qpyNK)
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I thought also that Anni-Frid Lyngstad of ABBA was also the daugther of Norwegian mom and a German soldier.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 04, 2025 02:44 PM (Dv3i1)
>>> Whatever happened to "Love is love" and being with whoever you want?
Posted by: pookysgirl knows it's hypocritica"
Whatever happened to women expressing their sexuality and proudly showing off their body in public being empowering?
Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2025 02:44 PM (GUOwU)
What a wonderful time we live in, where you can go forward and back in a video almost instantly, rather than having to wait for fast forward or rewind.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 04, 2025 02:43 PM (qpyNK)
lol
My youngest asked the Mrs. what it meant to rewind, in reference to a comment about rewinding a video or audio tape.
Some day I'll bust out my cassettes and be retro cool.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 02:45 PM (i24o9)
Sweeney is an automobile enthusiast, and has restored a 1969 Ford Bronco and a 1965 Ford Mustang. In partnership with Ford, she designed a custom 2024 Mustang.
Sweeney was raised in the Spokane and the Idaho panhandle, at a rural lakeside home that her family has inhabited for five generations. She was active in numerous sports. She had a wakeboarding accident as a child where the edge of her board propelled backward and sliced the area next to her eye, leaving a permanent scar.
Sweeney became interested in acting after auditioning to be an extra in an independent film that was shooting in the Spokane area. To convince her parents to allow her to pursue acting, she presented them with a five-year business plan.
In high school, Sweeney was on the robotics team and participated in the mathematics club. She was valedictorian of her graduating class.
Posted by: LizLem at August 04, 2025 02:45 PM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 04, 2025 02:45 PM (9hqnJ)
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:27 PM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 04, 2025 02:45 PM (0sNs1)
I love the "long form" puns where he takes 4 or 5 panels setting it up. "Mister Korba's chef..."
Posted by: Oddbob at August 04, 2025 02:45 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:45 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at August 04, 2025 02:45 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Ripley at August 04, 2025 02:44 PM (GUOwU)
Oh that? That was just to get sexuality into the public square so they could demean Christianity, then normalize perversion and child r*pe.
You didn't really think they gave shit about women.....
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2025 02:47 PM (jRYyy)
Posted by: LizLem at August 04, 2025 02:45 PM (Eng1Z)
It was too good to be true.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 02:47 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2025 02:47 PM (1ZgD/)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 04, 2025 02:48 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:45 PM (p4NUW)
That 1971 ad. Wow.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2025 02:48 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Colin at August 04, 2025 02:49 PM (wlQdF)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 04, 2025 02:49 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: ShainS -- Run. Gavin. Run. Toss your hair into the ring! at August 04, 2025 02:49 PM (KgsB+)
Posted by: Piper at August 04, 2025 02:45 PM (p4NUW)
=====
You've discovered our secret!
*facemelt*
Posted by: Marxist Leninists at August 04, 2025 02:49 PM (JvZF+)
Hey shit-house-rat-crazy leftists BIRM, guys just like boobs, color doesn’t matter.
On the flip side, if it was a black model the left would be like yay, suck it whitey, blacks are superior.
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 04, 2025 02:50 PM (Kje+H)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2025 02:51 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at August 04, 2025 02:51 PM (fCgdX)
"Is your unborn baby the wrong gender?
...Skin color?
..,Likely to have a disability?
We can help.
--PLANNED PARENTHOOD"
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 04, 2025 02:55 PM (JuaQi)
Between the fetishizing of being a "victim," and the current trend of cutting anyone "toxic" out of their lives (where toxic just means they disagree with you or voted Trump), it's really, really tough.
I have the evil trifecta: I voted Trump, resisted against the masks and the covid propaganda, and I disagree with 10% of the trans issues. Therefore I'm toxic, and must be shunned by some family members I still dearly love.
It's hard. Here for you!
Posted by: LizLem at August 04, 2025 02:55 PM (Eng1Z)
"Don't you want to do anything besides playing with my tits?" And I said, "No!" It was then that I realized I was a homosexual.
So, you don't have to be heterosexual to like tits, but it helps!
Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 04, 2025 02:57 PM (p9rFX)
Posted by: Dudes at August 04, 2025 03:00 PM (YrUlT)
Posted by: Oddbob
I thought this was good.
https://is.gd/i1JCrl
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at August 04, 2025 03:00 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2025 03:02 PM (FwJ+V)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 04, 2025 03:03 PM (FwJ+V)
Tell me you are afraid of women, heter sex, and normalcy without telling me you are....
Seriously, wtf, this is something only pushed by conservative commenters??? Idiot, did you even have a relationship with your parents at all?? Where do they find these test tube grown a-social rejects to write this stuff...
Posted by: Dudes at August 04, 2025 03:05 PM (YrUlT)
A nice rack, we wrench our neck following her pass by. Low cut top, no way we're lifting our head up. When she comes jogging up, our heads are bobbing to the rhythm.
Yup, those wonderful fun bags have made us your servants.
Posted by: Fritzy at August 04, 2025 03:07 PM (oI5ot)
*Autocratic control; violent persecution of outgroups; crony socialism.
Posted by: Beverly at August 04, 2025 03:12 PM (Epeb0)
"Left Melting Down Over Sydney Sweeney's Tits"
Well honestly she is a rather nicely mammalian young lady. Not sure I'd melt down, but at my age one needs not to get their circulation overworked. And she likes Mustangs having a vintage one and a 2024 with the V8. No prius' for this young lass go internal combustion!!! Mind you the vintage mustang looks to have automatic transmission, but I guess she can't have everything.
Posted by: Tregonsee314 at August 04, 2025 03:35 PM (aILKv)
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