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SHOCK: National Crime Rate Falls as Gang-Members, Child Molesters, R*pists and Killer Illegal Aliens Are Deported

I don't know how, but this must be Racism.

If some of you are Racism Experts and can explain to me why this is Racism, please let me know. I just know it's Racism but can't figure out how.

Is it Racist to object to violent crime? I think it is. Cincinnati's Big Fat DEI Police Chief sure seems to think it is.


FIRST ON THE DAILY SIGNAL--Violent crime is on the decline in the U.S. following the arrest and removal of criminal illegal aliens, the Department of Homeland Security announced Monday.

"Under President [Donald] Trump and [DHS Secretary Kristi] Noem, our law enforcement is working at lightning speed to remove violent criminal illegal aliens from the U.S.," Tricia McLaughlin, DHS assistant secretary, said in a press release given first to The Daily Signal.

"Every single day we are arresting gang members, murderers, pedophiles, and violent predators," McLaughlin said, adding, "70% of [Immigration and Customs Enforcement] arrests are of illegal aliens who have been convicted or charged with a crime. These arrests and deportations of criminal illegal aliens are having real impact on public safety."

During the first six months of 2025, homicides fell 17% across 30 U.S. cities when compared with the first half 2024, according to the Council on Criminal Justice, an independent research organization, which has just published its midyear report on crime trends in U.S. cities.

In the first six months of 2025, there were "10% fewer reported aggravated assaults, 21% fewer gun assaults, 10% fewer sexual assaults, and 3% more domestic violence incidents" when compared to the time last year, according to the report.

Robberies are also down 20% and carjacking fell by 24%. Vehicle theft was rising from the summer of 2020 through 2023, according to the Council on Criminal Justice, but the trend began reversing in 2024.

Since Trump returned to office on Jan. 20, the Trump administration has arrested nearly 300,000 illegal aliens and deported more than 239,000, according to DHS.

Pour one out for all the innocent, good Americans who have been killed by criminal foreign invaders that the Democrat Party (and also, the vanquished GOPe) invited into the country to murder us and our children.

A pair of Wisconsin teens who were killed in a wrong-way drunk driving crash caused by an illegal migrant "would be alive today" if she hadn't been allowed into the US, President Trump's Department of Homeland Security raged in an online post Monday.

Honduran national Noelia Saray Martinez-Avila, 30, was drunk and driving her SUV the wrong direction on a highway outside Madison, when she allegedly struck a vehicle and killed the two teens on July 20, according to police. Passenger Hallie Helgeson, 18, died at the scene, while 19-year-old Brady Heiling, who was behind the wheel, ultimately succumbed to his injuries five days later.

"Hallie Helgeson and Brady Heiling had their whole lives ahead of them--and they would still be alive today if it weren't for Noelia Saray Martinez-Avila--a criminal illegal alien from Honduras," DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement. But it wasn't Martinez-Avila's first rodeo.

She was convicted of driving drunk in November 2020 and has several subsequent traffic violations for driving without a license, speeding, following too closely and inattentive driving, according to the Wisconsin State Journal.

Due to her rap sheet, Martinez-Avila was supposed to have a device in her car that blocks the engine from starting if the driver has alcohol in their system, according to the local news outlet. However, she didn't have the device installed at the time of the fatal crash.

"Martinez-Avila recklessly drove the wrong way on a highway while intoxicated and killed these two teens."

DHS also raged over sanctuary policies in Dane County, where Madison is located.

"Unfortunately, this sanctuary jurisdiction has a history of not honoring ICE arrest detainers often leading to the release of murderers and other heinous criminals," McLaughlin said.

Cops found multiple open beer cans in the Chevy Suburban, which reeked of booze, according to the State Journal. Martinez-Avila also had glassy eyes and couldn't complete a sobriety test.

A San Francisco helped this illegal alien criminal avoid capture by ICE by issuing a retraining order against federal agents enforcing the law of the land.

Then he attempted to steal a car with a three-year-old inside of it.

The hard left is flooding the zone with Sad Stories of longtime illegal alien criminals being deported.

Here's one from The Bulwark, with a Jewish liberal attempting to shame Christians by pretending this illegal alien is Jesus.

I note that he's Jewish only because this kind of nastiness should be condemned when Jews do it as well as Christians. I don't like it when Candace Owens baits Jewish people she's fighting with by proclaiming "Christ is King" not to actually elevate Christ or spread the good word, but to remind the Jew she's talking with that he's just a lowly Jew and should shut up.

And it's equally denigrating for a Jewish person to attempt to shame Christians by invoking a Christ they do not acknowledge.

How about we all respect each other mutually and not resort to petty denigrations of people based on their religion?

The article:

His Name Is Jesus. He's a Carpenter. ICE Arrested Him.
Seriously.

Adrian Carrasquillo
Jul 30, 2025


JESUS TERAN FLED PERSECUTION in Venezuela, seeking asylum in the United States in 2021 and joining his family in Imperial, Pennsylvania, half an hour outside Pittsburgh. He was living a version of the American Dream. Beloved by his community, he gave food to the needy, and when they created a communal garden to forge ties between a mostly white church and his more Latino one, Jesus was there, tilling the ground, repairing a faulty tiller, and watering the plants twice a week, according to the Observer-Reporter, a local paper.

Jesus, 35, trained in Venezuela to be a civil engineer. But he lacked the credentials or English skills to pursue that profession in the United States. So he made do by working at convenience stores and delivering with DoorDash. He did this all while learning English, his former teacher Barbara Hopkins told me.

...

Then, this year, Jesus's life was thrown into chaos. On July 8, he went for a customary check-in at the ICE Pittsburgh field office. But he was detained and sent to the Moshannon Valley Processing Center in Phillipsburg, three hours away from where the family lives.

...

Jesus was denied entry into the United States in 2015, before successfully entering six years later. Still, that previous attempt to enter reduces the chances that his asylum claim would be successful. Further, a successful asylum process can take years.

Oh, so his entry into the US was denied so he illegally entered the country.

Should have led with that. It would have spared me reading the rest.

Below: a woman's illegal alien husband is being deported. When asked why he didn't attempt to get his citizenship straightened out for 22 years, she says it might have been because of his "pride."

Well, if he's so proud of his actual country he should move there.

Posted by: Ace at 01:33 PM




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1 Howdy

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 31, 2025 01:32 PM (SP77B)

2 Excellent news

Posted by: fourseasons at July 31, 2025 01:33 PM (3ek7K)

3 Top 10

Posted by: Crusader at July 31, 2025 01:35 PM (TN0g+)

4 Here's my shocked face!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 31, 2025 01:35 PM (VkY89)

5 "gang members, murderers, pedophiles, and violent predators"
_____
What more explanation do you need? Those are all code words for black and brown people (and for LGBTQ++ people).

Posted by: Eeyore at July 31, 2025 01:35 PM (od0dV)

6 I've been in Limbo before. Lovely scenery, but expensive.

Posted by: Old Man Adams at July 31, 2025 01:35 PM (G5+As)

7 why this is Racism, please let me know. I just know it's Racism but can't figure out how.

Because Paedos are a race, as are gang bangers?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2025 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

8 "How about we all respect each other mutually and not resort to petty denigrations of people based on their religion?"

Muslims hardest hit.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at July 31, 2025 01:37 PM (klf3J)

9 It's another Trumpmas miracle!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 31, 2025 01:37 PM (i24o9)

10 When asked why he didn't attempt to get his citizenship straightened out for 22 years, she says it might have been because of his "pride."
---------------
Missed it by a month.

Posted by: scampydog at July 31, 2025 01:37 PM (2bFN5)

11 So why didn't illegal alien "Jesus-"who actually isn't the Jesus of the Bible- stay in Venezuela and become a Civil Engineer there ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2025 01:37 PM (2GCMq)

12 Ace, as a certified Jew, I wholeheartedly endorse your critique of Sam Stein, I couldn't have said it better myself! Avoiding nasty politico-religious digs is a two-way street!!

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at July 31, 2025 01:38 PM (S7XGO)

13 So he wasn't proud of sneaking over the border?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2025 01:39 PM (2GCMq)

14 How about we all respect each other mutually and not resort to petty denigrations of people based on their religion?
_______
Where's the sport in that?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 31, 2025 01:39 PM (od0dV)

15 His name is Mohammed.
He�s a Pedophile.
Police arrested him.


Ahahahaha!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2025 01:39 PM (ynpvh)

16 The Marxists street thugs are getting deported

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2025 01:39 PM (+qU29)

17 His mother didn't plan the pregnancy. The Left chopped him up, sold the parts, celebrated his death and called it healthcare. His name would have been Jesus.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2025 01:40 PM (RLuzd)

18 The deportation of illegal contumacious cocksuckers is lowing crime rates, for sure. But police are also doing more policing. The age of Our Saintly George Floyd of the Holy Overdose is fading.

In NYC at least, a police presence is much more noticeable, and crime is way down so far in 2025. Even blue-city people are realizing they like their shit not to be fucked with or stolen.

I don't fully trust Jessica Tisch, but she's the love child of Dirty Harry and Shaft compared to that fat DEI fuck they had before.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

19 11 So why didn't illegal alien "Jesus-"who actually isn't the Jesus of the Bible- stay in Venezuela and become a Civil Engineer there ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2025 01:37 PM (2GCMq)

When a nation is self-destructing, who needs civil engineers? You need uncivil ones.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2025 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

20 Jesus is Lowered!

Posted by: Lowriders Inc at July 31, 2025 01:40 PM (ljnbz)

21
Jesus was denied entry into the United States in 2015, before successfully entering six years later.

==============

"Successfully" = managed to illegally crash the border unimpeded.

Update the dictionary.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2025 01:40 PM (jEpJm)

22 [ Fox Butterfield has entered the chat ]

Posted by: toby928 at July 31, 2025 01:40 PM (jc0TO)

23 Jesus was learning English and he was a carpenter !

Enough already.. Throw his ass out

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2025 01:41 PM (VE6XX)

24 Woman says her illegal alien husband didn't apply for US citizenship for over 20 years because of his "pride."

So she's just his beard...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2025 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

25 I've known several guys named Jesus. If he's in this country illegally, I want him gone.

Posted by: huerfano at July 31, 2025 01:41 PM (n2swS)

26 His name is Mohammed.
He's a Pedophile.
Police arrested him.


But not the British police.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2025 01:41 PM (ExV1e)

27 Yeah!!

I can dress up and walk through the streets of Detroit at night again!

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 15.7 % at July 31, 2025 01:41 PM (jvJvP)

28 I'm going to disappoint a lot of you here, but I'm going to continue to denigrate Islam.

But only because its an ideology that is incompatible with a free and prosperous society.

Posted by: Crusader at July 31, 2025 01:41 PM (TN0g+)

29


Imagine living in the UK and your government is completely run by the same type of scumbags that destroy San Francisco.

Why did Clint feel the need to, with John Milius of course, bring Dirty Harry into being?

Was it as bad or worse back then.

I feel for those sorry bastards in the UK having a piece of garbage like Starmer and that little shit Khan literally destroying the country and laughing about it while white girls are raped in the most disfiguring and disgusting ways.

The UK government is the pimp and pornographer for white teens in the UK. Amazing to think about.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 31, 2025 01:41 PM (et1vG)

30 expenses are going down as well, but its less apparent for now. Insurance, for example, credit cards, etc. Not carrying huge numbers of people who are a significant burden will cause prices to rise more slowly and in some cases drop.

Traffic is lighter. We will see disease spikes like Measles etc lower. The benefits are manifold and profound, and I think people will by the end of Trump's term see it all very clearly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 01:41 PM (dfIr7)

31 >>His name is Mohammed.
He's a Pedophile.
Police arrested him.

But not the British police.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


I have some bad news; he is the police now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2025 01:42 PM (mlg/3)

32 I worked with a Jamaican Christian fellow. We had a co-worker who left Cuba in the Mariel boatlift. His name was Jesus. Jamaican fellow didn't feel comfortable calling someone Jesus, so he nicknamed him Pepito. Soon everyone was using that name.

Posted by: Old Yeller at July 31, 2025 01:42 PM (G5+As)

33 Jesus was denied entry into the United States in 2015, before successfully entering six years later.

When Biden basically took down all the borders.. Wonder if Jesus was one of the ones clandestinely flown in by joe ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2025 01:42 PM (VE6XX)

34 Illegals: Murdering the people Americans refuse to murder!

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2025 01:42 PM (pMi6S)

35 25 I've known several guys named Jesus. If he's in this country illegally, I want him gone.

Posted by: huerfano at July 31, 2025 01:41 PM (n2swS)

I went to school with Jesus; as a matter of fact, many Jesus'...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2025 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

36 liberal logic:

1 - the guy who killed several people in a manhattan skyscraper used an ar-15 type weapon so we need to ban them all, even though about 99.9999 percent of people who own those kind of guns will never do anything worse than not come to a full stop at a stop sign

2 - we must go easy on criminals and give them the benefit of the doubt because we never want an innocent person to be unjustly punished. also racism

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 31, 2025 01:43 PM (CWTWj)

37 "Crime Down But Prison Population Up!".....puzzled NY Times headline from a couple of decades ago.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 31, 2025 01:43 PM (tT6L1)

38
His Name Is Jesus. He's a Carpenter. ICE Arrested Him. Seriously.



Nowhere in that article is it mentioned that he's a carpenter by trade. Civil engineer in Venezuela, convenience store clerk and DoorDash food delivery driver. But he repaired a tiller at the local community garden, probably because the pasty white vegan trust fund hippies that ran the place had to have a hammer and hand saw explained to them because they've never used one before.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2025 01:43 PM (y9nCu)

39 The Left conveniently forgets that Actual Jesus committed no crimes.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2025 01:43 PM (RLuzd)

40 "When asked why he didn't attempt to get his citizenship straightened out for 22 years, she says it might have been because of his 'pride.'"

No. It's because there are surely big fat flying red flags in his history that would have prevented him getting citizenship. Fuck her, fuck him, and fuck their entire family. DEPORT.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

41 "The Marxists street thugs are getting deported"

The aliens are, anyway. Plenty of native street thugs left.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at July 31, 2025 01:44 PM (klf3J)

42 many illegals haven’t bothered to try to legalize because why should they? They’ve skated for years and if they gain legal status, then they might have to pay taxes or they can’t work under the table or do any of the many other things citizens are required to do.

I know our legal immigrations system is a mess, but if you married a US citizen and didn’t file an I-130 in 20 years, that’s on you, and I’m not obligated to give a shit.

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 31, 2025 01:44 PM (xP8uf)

43 When criminals are deported they should have a chip implanted in their brain.


If they come within ten miles of the US border, it explodes.

Deport every single person here illegally. If they want, their families can go with them.


GTFO NOW

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2025 01:44 PM (cfm/A)

44 Why didn't Jesus part the Rio Grande?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 31, 2025 01:45 PM (Q2+WZ)

45 36 liberal logic:

1 - the guy who killed several people in a manhattan skyscraper used an ar-15 type weapon so we need to ban them all, even though about 99.9999 percent of people who own those kind of guns will never do anything worse than not come to a full stop at a stop sign

2 - we must go easy on criminals and give them the benefit of the doubt because we never want an innocent person to be unjustly punished. also racism

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 31, 2025 01:43 PM (CWTWj)

2 (a) unless they're Christians, then throw the book at 'em, as they're automatically criminal racist homophobic bigots...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2025 01:45 PM (ynpvh)

46
In NYC at least, a police presence is much more noticeable, and crime is way down so far in 2025. Even blue-city people are realizing they like their shit not to be fucked with or stolen.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only)

=============

Did you see Madmanny's defenses of his 2020 call to dismantle the very NYPD unit that responded to the 33rd-floor shooter?

Basically, "I'm a teenage girl who watches CNN teevee and when I saw the George Floyd gang murder by police I turned into an emotional wreck and flew off the handle and irrationally screamed to stamp out a thing that cooler heads knew was needed, and THAT'S why I should be mayor!"

The most outrageous soft shoe since Obama had to explain away "White folks' greed drives a world in need." And will be successful as well.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2025 01:46 PM (jEpJm)

47 There was probably a reason Jesus was denied entry in 2015...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2025 01:46 PM (VE6XX)

48 During the first six months of 2025, homicides fell 17% across 30 U.S. cities when compared with the first half 2024...

************

There's your problem, Ace. They are comparing a mere six months of 2025 to a whole one-half year in 2024. Of course the 2025 numbers will be lower.

Duh

Posted by: muldoon at July 31, 2025 01:46 PM (poXs5)

49 Why did Clint feel the need to, with John Milius of course, bring Dirty Harry into being?

Was it as bad or worse back then.


It was bad like that all over, not just SF. There was a whole string of movies about gritty crime drama and how awful the streets were in NYC, for example, as well as a bunch of vigilante movies.

That was back when Hollywood made movies based on the mood and interest of the moviegoing public, when stories were written about real life and didn't shy away from certain topics because they would upset the elites or establishment. In fact, they embraced things that attacked the establishment.

Now that the left IS the establishment and controls entertainment still, well its all hands off and we pretend certain truths don't exist. Like how homosexual men adopt little boys for reasons other than fatherhood.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 01:46 PM (dfIr7)

50 Jesus saves but Moses invests.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 31, 2025 01:46 PM (IQu4X)

51 I worked with a Jamaican Christian fellow. We had a co-worker who left Cuba in the Mariel boatlift. His name was Jesus. Jamaican fellow didn't feel comfortable calling someone Jesus, so he nicknamed him Pepito. Soon everyone was using that name.

Posted by: Old Yeller at July 31, 2025 01:42 PM (G5+As)

My brother had a then-unbeknownst to me friend named Jesus.

I picked up the telephone one day and answered, "This is ___. Who's this?"

"Jesus," he answered.

"This is ___. Who's this?"

"Jesus," he answered.

And repeat.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 31, 2025 01:46 PM (i24o9)

52 So, if I'm reading this correctly, at least 10% of violent crimes are committed by 0% of the population.

Posted by: Methos at July 31, 2025 01:46 PM (zLwRl)

53 44 Why didn't Jesus part the Rio Grande?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 31, 2025 01:45 PM (Q2+WZ)

Because that was left to Moisés.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2025 01:47 PM (ynpvh)

54 It's a start, but still nowhere near enough.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 31, 2025 01:47 PM (N1tpc)

55 I'd like to point out that Jesus did NOT join the Carpenters and Joiners of America (UBC) Union. Additionally, he failed to secure the proper permits on a significant number of projects. Then there was that suspect incident involving the water thermos and a work crew getting hammered on wine.

Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2025 01:47 PM (dIske)

56 no hearings for fatties and uggos, herd those over the border with horses

we should have and I believe Trump would agree, exceptions for hotties

give every border agent a sheet with ten photos, top is bar rafeli, bottom is roseanne bar, sydney sweeny is 5, everybody 7 and better gets to stay no hearing.

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 01:47 PM (qKQ12)

57 The left is very willing to get everyone raped and murdered, all so they can have some slave labor.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 31, 2025 01:47 PM (yvi94)

58 National Crime Rate Falls as Gang-Members, Child Molesters, R*pists and Killer Illegal Aliens Are Deported

But they're hard-working! Americans, as we can see from the statistics, are too lazy.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2025 01:47 PM (L7qN0)

59 May I be of assistance, Mr. O'Spades?

It's simple. These sparks of humanity were simply operating in the exuberance of the moment.

See?

Posted by: Nancy P. (D-CA) at July 31, 2025 01:47 PM (0sNs1)

60 Actually, I'm surprised the media isn't airing Eliam Gonzalez type videos and stories 25-8.

Maybe they realise most of the public supports deportation.

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 15.7 % at July 31, 2025 01:48 PM (jvJvP)

61 There's your problem, Ace. They are comparing a mere six months of 2025 to a whole one-half year in 2024. Of course the 2025 numbers will be lower.

Reminds me of a press conferences with Angel Reese in which she said, and I quote: "what you make in a week, I make in 7 days."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 01:48 PM (dfIr7)

62 I hope you all remember that Chuy is a nickname for Jesus.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 31, 2025 01:48 PM (fGmWu)

63
His name is Mohammed.
He's a Pedophile.
Police arrested him.





From the 4th verse of Suzanne Vega's hit song "Luka", yes?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2025 01:48 PM (y9nCu)

64 Europe and the UK are looking at us with envy.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2025 01:48 PM (pMi6S)

65 Then there was that suspect incident involving the water thermos and a work crew getting hammered on wine.
--------

The Beverage Control Board (BCB) issued a warrant, but it was never served.

Posted by: Crusader at July 31, 2025 01:48 PM (TN0g+)

66 Now if we can just get rid of Soros prosecutors we'd have a much safer nation

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2025 01:48 PM (w+SW+)

67 Also going down because of the deportations, which nobody wants to talk about: average weight of Americans.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 01:49 PM (dfIr7)

68 Obligatory "Jesus" reference:

https://tinyurl.com/44fz9whu

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

69
she says it might have been because of his "pride."

He was gay?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2025 01:49 PM (63Dwl)

70
Reminds me of a press conferences with Angel Reese in which she said, and I quote: "what you make in a week, I make in 7 days."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 01:48 PM (dfIr7)

She looks like she is special needs. Sorry not sorry.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 31, 2025 01:49 PM (fGmWu)

71 Also going down because of the deportations, which nobody wants to talk about: average weight of Americans.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 01:49 PM (dfIr7)
_____

And average penis lengths going up!

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

72 62 I hope you all remember that Chuy is a nickname for Jesus.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 31, 2025 01:48 PM (fGmWu)

This is true; I had a great-aunt named María Jesús; we called her Aunt Jessie, the others in the family called her Tia Chuy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2025 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

73 Obtaining a temporary visa to remain, legally, in the US is a fairly straightforward paperwork process. Done in the person's home country before coming to the US. If they're here, illegally, and want to stay out of jail or be deported, any embassy annex in the US can assist.

It's not pride. It's not that it's expensive. It's that they're lazy and don't want to be bothered. Or they've got a rap sheet, here, or there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2025 01:49 PM (Q4IgG)

74 I'd like to ask how much Medicare/Medical and SS the illegal alien husband who had to much price to get citizenship was collecting.

Let's just say I strongly doubt the woman whining is telling even 10% of the truth.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 31, 2025 01:50 PM (tT6L1)

75 She dropped her lime green dildo.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 31, 2025 01:50 PM (Q2+WZ)

76 Hay Soos was the horse wrangler on Rawhide.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2025 01:50 PM (63Dwl)

77 >>>19 11 So why didn't illegal alien "Jesus-"who actually isn't the Jesus of the Bible- stay in Venezuela and become a Civil Engineer there ?

The article says "he didn't have the credentials," which I take to mean "he wasn't really a civil engineer at all, he just wanted to be one." Like when you just want to play centerfield in the major leagues. Just something you want.

Posted by: ace at July 31, 2025 01:50 PM (KRtlO)

78 Right, because Christianity is all about unrepentant stealing from your neighbor.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at July 31, 2025 01:50 PM (19Jrv)

79 When asked why he didn't attempt to get his citizenship straightened out for 22 years, she says it might have been because of his "pride."

Wasn't last month the time for pride?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2025 01:50 PM (0sNs1)

80 Punch it Chuy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 31, 2025 01:50 PM (Q2+WZ)

81 In NYC at least, a police presence is much more noticeable, and crime is way down so far in 2025. Even blue-city people are realizing they like their shit not to be fucked with or stolen.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only)

=============

Did you see Madmanny's defenses of his 2020 call to dismantle the very NYPD unit that responded to the 33rd-floor shooter?

Basically, "I'm a teenage girl who watches CNN teevee and when I saw the George Floyd gang murder by police I turned into an emotional wreck and flew off the handle and irrationally screamed to stamp out a thing that cooler heads knew was needed, and THAT'S why I should be mayor!"

The most outrageous soft shoe since Obama had to explain away "White folks' greed drives a world in need." And will be successful as well.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2025 01:46 PM (jEpJm)
_____

I continue to believe Bombdaddy is an effete homosexual. And a toxic commie retard.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

82 Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

Eddie Harris: You know, you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your Savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.

Roger Dorn: Shit, Harris.

Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but He no help with curveball.

Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2025 01:51 PM (wVcYX)

83 And average penis lengths going up!

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

*looks down*

*waits*

*stares impatiently*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 31, 2025 01:51 PM (i24o9)

84 Like how homosexual men adopt little boys for reasons other than fatherhood.

I think those people ought to be executed or thrown in jail for life. I believe that one couple ( forget where they were from) passed an adopted son around to their friends to abuse sexually . I think they're still in prison.

One the other hand, Scott Bessent and his partner have two adopted kids, I believe , and I would like to think nothing terrible has happened to those kids and they have been good parents

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2025 01:51 PM (2GCMq)

85 Whoa, wait, what's this stop sign shit??

Posted by: From about That Time at July 31, 2025 01:51 PM (n4GiU)

86 What was the lady trying to say? "He never wanted it to look like he's using this country for that."

Posted by: JM in Illinois at July 31, 2025 01:51 PM (LPgB/)

87 The left is very willing to get everyone raped and murdered, all so they can have some slave labor.
Posted by: Rbastid at July 31, 2025 01:47 PM (yvi94)

Slave labor is their stated reason but never forget they lie about everything. Which means whatever they really want is worse than slave labor.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2025 01:51 PM (RLuzd)

88
Reminds me of a press conferences with Angel Reese in which she said, and I quote: "what you make in a week, I make in 7 days."



shes an uggo, not sure why everybody insists shes a hottie

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 01:51 PM (qKQ12)

89 This is the New Racism in Sidney Sweeney's America.

Posted by: red speck at July 31, 2025 01:51 PM (0Id0S)

90 56 no hearings for fatties and uggos, herd those over the border with horses

we should have and I believe Trump would agree, exceptions for hotties

give every border agent a sheet with ten photos, top is bar rafeli, bottom is roseanne bar, sydney sweeny is 5, everybody 7 and better gets to stay no hearing.
Posted by: n


This is the best proposal I've heard in years.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2025 01:51 PM (pMi6S)

91
give every border agent a sheet with ten photos, top is bar rafeli, bottom is roseanne bar, sydney sweeny is 5, everybody 7 and better gets to stay no hearing.
Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 01:47 PM (qKQ12)

Someone else needs to be at the bottom. I don't know how old she is but she looks much better than Madonna.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 31, 2025 01:51 PM (fGmWu)

92 The left is big on crying about things like, "If it saves the life of just one child."

You'd think, what will all the children hurt and killed by illegals, the left would be all on board with deportations.

I suspect the left really doesn't care about children and may be lying.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 31, 2025 01:52 PM (tT6L1)

93 I hope you all remember that Chuy is a nickname for Jesus.
Posted by: CaliGirl


Well, that's going to change the next viewing of Star Wars.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2025 01:52 PM (mlg/3)

94 91
give every border agent a sheet with ten photos, top is bar rafeli, bottom is roseanne bar, sydney sweeny is 5, everybody 7 and better gets to stay no hearing.
Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 01:47 PM (qKQ12)

Barr is nice looking.. Rosie O Donnell

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2025 01:52 PM (VE6XX)

95 the russians have an easy work-around: use the name vladimir, which means 'prince of peace'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 31, 2025 01:52 PM (CWTWj)

96 So here’s an idea that addresses three major concerns of modern discourse, hot women, immigration, and diverse genetics. We replace the current h1b program with one just for hot denim models from any potential hot model location in the world that has great hotness genes.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at July 31, 2025 01:53 PM (cduTK)

97 My personal prediction is that the Dems are gonna run out of hills to die on before I'm too tired of DJT winning.

Posted by: mrp at July 31, 2025 01:53 PM (rj6Yv)

98 Someone else needs to be at the bottom. I don't know how old she is but she looks much better than Madonna.
Posted by: CaliG


im fine with that I am mostly interested in getting the hotties here

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 01:53 PM (qKQ12)

99 100

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 31, 2025 01:54 PM (2UnvF)

100 ?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 31, 2025 01:54 PM (Q2+WZ)

101 ICE agents should get a Bingo Card for arresting illegals. The free slot in the center can be filled by arresting an AWFL who starts screaming at them.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 31, 2025 01:54 PM (tT6L1)

102
The Left - who despises EVERY INCH of "capitalism" - suddenly wants large businesses to have cheap labor so businessmen can profit and everyday people can afford things like food.

YEAH FUCKING RIGHT

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2025 01:54 PM (RLuzd)

103 https://tinyurl.com/5f4p8stw

I would just like to take a moment to express my appreciation to science and it’s never ending quest to give up free comedy material…

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2025 01:54 PM (cfm/A)

104 The hard left is flooding the zone with Sad Stories of longtime illegal alien criminals being deported.

--

I can't adequately put into words just how little these "sad stories" affect me. The needle is completely unmoved.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 31, 2025 01:54 PM (qBdHI)

105
Ahhhh, hey-soos! I like him very much.

But Jobu help with curve ball.

Posted by: Pedro Serrano, Cleveland Indigenous Hunter-Gatherers living in peace with nature and totes not drivi at July 31, 2025 01:54 PM (y9nCu)

106 "Vanquished" GOPe, ace? Don't see it. At bay, maybe. Though they don't hesitate to put out trial balloons like the amnesty for ag workers bill. And even The Boss, who is making all the good stuff happen, couldn't help hinting at something exactly like that bill.

And maybe we need to wait til the mid-terms or something, to see if there's any political price, but hard to be optimistic when a huge swath of the country seems unperturbed by the outrageous stuff going on, for example your SF illegal attempted kidnapping of a car with a child after a judge sprung him.

It's tiring but absolutely valid to point out that in any previous era, even one story like that would have major national repercussions. You'd have politicos of all stripes racing to say the obvious correct things.

Today? Unbelievable, vile criminal violence by thrice-deported illegals, sprung by courts, against children - yawn, basically. At least beyond the segment of the populace that remains/is outraged by all of it.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2025 01:54 PM (U/Byj)

107 And average penis lengths going up!

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

*looks down*

*waits*

*stares impatiently*
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 31, 2025 01:51 PM


May I suggest waiting until things are looking up?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder's manly member at July 31, 2025 01:55 PM (0sNs1)

108 So here’s an idea that addresses three major concerns of modern discourse, hot women, immigration, and diverse genetics. We replace the current h1b program with one just for hot denim models from any potential hot model location in the world that has great hotness genes.
--------

Seems fair--we can train people here to program.

Posted by: Crusader at July 31, 2025 01:55 PM (TN0g+)

109 Apparently Bessent's kids were achieved by surrogacy not adoption.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2025 01:55 PM (2GCMq)

110 Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 31, 2025 01:55 PM (2UnvF)

111 93 I hope you all remember that Chuy is a nickname for Jesus.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Well, that's going to change the next viewing of Star Wars.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2025 01:52 PM (mlg/3)

https://youtube.com/shorts/DhnWNkjQGSA

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2025 01:55 PM (ynpvh)

112 96 So here’s an idea that addresses three major concerns of modern discourse, hot women, immigration, and diverse genetics. We replace the current h1b program with one just for hot denim models from any potential hot model location in the world that has great hotness genes.
Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at July 31, 2025 01:53 PM (cduTK)

you know - that's actually a damn good idea. Also every one of those young women coming in must be sponsored and housed by a financially sound American male for at least 1 year upon arrival.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2025 01:55 PM (uWKK8)

113 @84 Fenelon, they lived in Atlanta suburb. I hope they're enjoying their stay in Georgia prisons

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2025 01:56 PM (w+SW+)

114 re 92: a variation of what i said above. even if we prevent a billion dollars in fraud, we can't cut food stamps if it means one child goes to bed hungry, as opposed to one parent not being able to buy groceries to swap for booze and smokes

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 31, 2025 01:56 PM (CWTWj)

115 Bring back punishment, make it fit the crime. Make them afraid.

Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2025 01:56 PM (i0F8b)

116 99 100
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 31, 2025 01:54 PM


More Elizabeth Arden?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2025 01:56 PM (0sNs1)

117 Democratic Party, 1861:We want to keep our cheap labor! We will fight for it tooth and nail.

Democratic Party, 2025:We want to keep our cheap labor! We will fight for it tooth and nail.

I'm sensing a pattern here.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2025 01:57 PM (pMi6S)

118 Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2025 01:56 PM

Thanks. I couldn't recall the state .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2025 01:57 PM (2GCMq)

119 His Name Is Jesus.
He’s a Carpenter.
ICE Arrested Him.

So, I suppose crucifixion is next? Is that what we're supposed to believe?

Seriously, that is the most mind-numbingly corny headline I've seen in a long time. Who is it, again, who's covering the payroll at The Bulwark?

Posted by: Paco at July 31, 2025 01:57 PM (mADJX)

120 Yuge balls.

@libsoftiktok 1m
BREAKING: Trump is building a 90,000 sq ft White House ballroom. It’s being funded mainly by Trump himself and other private donors

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2025 01:57 PM (mlg/3)

121 we should have and I believe Trump would agree, exceptions for hotties

give every border agent a sheet with ten photos, top is bar rafeli, bottom is roseanne bar, sydney sweeny is 5, everybody 7 and better gets to stay no hearing.
Posted by: n

This is the best proposal I've heard in years.
Posted by: zombie


we have to have a option for 5s and 6s to get to 7 by committing to becoming hot by providing a certain quantity and quality of sex favors, its sort of a mid tariff,

it would be the "fuck your way to 7", "fucking America hot again", or something

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 01:58 PM (qKQ12)

122 He will be in the alligators tummy for 3 days.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 31, 2025 01:58 PM (Q2+WZ)

123 There is a book called The Great American Baseball Card Book. It showed a picture of a guy named Jesus MacFarlane (used Orlando). The caption:
Evidence that naming your child after a famous celebrity does not guarantee success

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2025 01:58 PM (w+SW+)

124 Today? Unbelievable, vile criminal violence by thrice-deported illegals, sprung by courts, against children - yawn, basically. At least beyond the segment of the populace that remains/is outraged by all of it.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2025 01:54 PM (U/Byj)

Don't forget that we still have a totally corrupt media, dedicated to killing any story like that for political reasons. The only way you can find if there's a reaction or not is by going through X, podcasts, and other social media. Case in Point - look how hard Cincinatti has been working to kill any news about the attacks last weekend, but it's still leaking out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2025 01:58 PM (uWKK8)

125 120 Yuge balls.

@libsoftiktok 1m
BREAKING: Trump is building a 90,000 sq ft White House ballroom. It’s being funded mainly by Trump himself and other private donors

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2025 01:57 PM (mlg/3)

https://youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2025 01:59 PM (ynpvh)

126 Bar Refaeli is the same age as Gal Gadot. Somehow I always think of Bar as part of the older generation of models. She's not.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

127 Is 90,000 sq ft enough room for Trump's balls?

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2025 01:59 PM (RLuzd)

128 Yuge balls.

@libsoftiktok 1m
BREAKING: Trump is building a 90,000 sq ft White House ballroom. It’s being funded mainly by Trump himself and other private donors

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2025 01:57 PM (mlg/3)

https://youtu.be/4WwJ6OVSwkM
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2025 01:59 PM (ynpvh)
_________

[Raises eyebrow]

-- AC/DC

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

129 Nobody elected Big Balls.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 31, 2025 02:00 PM (Q2+WZ)

130 Also going down because of the deportations, which nobody wants to talk about: average weight of Americans.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 01:49 PM (dfIr7)

And average height is going up. Im not a fan of either phenomenon. You know - for personal reasons.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 31, 2025 02:00 PM (uCjyK)

131 Democratic Party, 2025:We want to keep our cheap labor! We will fight for it tooth and nail.

I'm sensing a pattern here.
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2025 01:57 PM (pMi6S)

Think of the DNC running through a giant field filled with garden rakes with the soundtrack of "Ecstasy of Gold" at full blast.

Posted by: mrp at July 31, 2025 02:00 PM (rj6Yv)

132 The caption:
Evidence that naming your child after a famous celebrity does not guarantee success
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2025 01:58 PM (w+SW+)
------------
Depends on what kind of success you want.

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at July 31, 2025 02:01 PM (WvZaB)

133 BREAKING: Trump is building a 90,000 sq ft White House ballroom. It’s being funded mainly by Trump himself and other private donors

I mean this is obviously the idea of the missus, but I'm surprised it has none already.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:01 PM (dfIr7)

134 127 Is 90,000 sq ft enough room for Trump's balls?
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2025 01:59 PM (RLuzd)

LOL I'm glad I looked before posting that myself!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2025 02:01 PM (uWKK8)

135 Operator, get me Jesus on the phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5d1lcXvewY

Posted by: huerfano at July 31, 2025 02:02 PM (n2swS)

136 "Judge prevents ICE from deporting violent criminal who goes on to commit other crimes" is on my "types deletes" list.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 31, 2025 02:02 PM (tT6L1)

137 You know something I thought of recently: black people aren't cool any more.

For like 40 years, black has equaled cool, they deposed cowboys and astronauts and soldiers in the eyes of popular culture, outcooling everyone. They had the bets dance moves, the best taglines, the best music, etc. That old Marlboro man cool was dead.

But for the last five years or so, black people have been characterized by ridiculous crap music, Waffle House battles, "knockout games," drug abuse, thuggery, weaves coming off at awkward times, and freaking out over cute girls in ads.

They're just not cool any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:03 PM (dfIr7)

138 It said he was a civil engineer. That’s not a carpenter. There is nothing about him doing carpentry. This article sucks.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 31, 2025 02:03 PM (k5s65)

139 Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 01:58 PM (qKQ12)

What happens if the hotties are lovers/helpers or people involved in drug trafficking or trafficking or children? They get to stay as well or it's only if hottie Conchita just sneaked over the border for a better life but isn't actually- aside from being a person who came here illegally- a criminal ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2025 02:04 PM (2GCMq)

140 Again:

Imagine if any part of the government worked as hard for American citizens as they are for illegal aliens.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2025 02:04 PM (lDIPK)

141 >>> SHOCK: National Crime Rate Falls as Gang-Members, Child Molesters, R*pists and Killer Illegal Aliens Are Deported

Get rid of a bunch of free-loading parasites lowers crime?
Who would have thought...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 31, 2025 02:04 PM (/lPRQ)

142 Jesus was a carpenter. Why didn't he build a giant badger?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 31, 2025 02:05 PM (Q2+WZ)

143

His name is some Jamaican garbage.
He's given a gun and a badge.
ICE should round up the whole BFE, Maine, police department.

Posted by: imp at July 31, 2025 02:05 PM (g6TN6)

144 Think of the DNC running through a giant field filled with garden rakes with the soundtrack of "Ecstasy of Gold" at full blast.

The thing is, they've been doing it for at least 6 years or more, but it was hidden by a powerful PR campaign and control of popular culture. Their lunatic extremist ideas, even back as far as homosexual "marriage" were never big winners, but people tried to be polite. Its just recently that the ugly rot inside finally got revealed and people looked around realizing that its not just them who are horrified by it all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:05 PM (dfIr7)

145 What happens if the hotties are lovers/helpers or people involved in drug trafficking or trafficking or children? They get to stay as well or it's only if hottie Conchita just sneaked over the border for a better life but isn't actually- aside from being a person who came here illegally- a criminal ?
Posted by: Fen



scolds have to scold

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:06 PM (qKQ12)

146 ( That's not who we are ) must be the weakest grammatical just plain wimpy statement ever and we know who said it.

What in hell are we then ?

Posted by: Lord Percy at July 31, 2025 02:06 PM (nftVU)

147
@libsoftiktok 1m
BREAKING: Trump is building a 90,000 sq ft White House ballroom. It’s being funded mainly by Trump himself and other private donors


How mainly is mainly?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2025 02:06 PM (63Dwl)

148 @137 always got a chuckle when tourists came to the US and said they were surprised how few blacks there were. The commercials showed them everywhere

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2025 02:07 PM (w+SW+)

149 BREAKING: Trump is building a 90,000 sq ft White House ballroom. It’s being funded mainly by Trump himself and other private donors

That's two acres. Trump's got the biggest balls of them all.

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2025 02:07 PM (L7qN0)

150 Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:06 PM (qKQ12

Oh, boo hoo. And You didn't answer the question.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2025 02:07 PM (2GCMq)

151 Oh, boo hoo. And You didn't answer the question.
Posted by: Fen


why even ask the question, it was a bunch of stupid funny comments and you decided to try and ensure nobody has any fun again.

have you ever said anything funny ever, why even come to a vulgar blog to whine about vulgarity

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:09 PM (qKQ12)

152 I didn't know Scott Jennings had a radio show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2025 02:09 PM (63Dwl)

153 Arrested for trying to steal a car with a 3 year old inside?

What a pity there was no one around to execute him for attempted kidnapping and child rape and murder. (I don't care if he was only a car thief and not a pedophile, trying to steal a car with a tot inside should be treated as if the perp was going to rape and kill the tot IMO)

Posted by: PaleRider at July 31, 2025 02:09 PM (bP/i4)

154 You know something I thought of recently: black people aren't cool any more.

For like 40 years, black has equaled cool, they deposed cowboys and astronauts and soldiers in the eyes of popular culture, outcooling everyone. They had the bets dance moves, the best taglines, the best music, etc. That old Marlboro man cool was dead.

But for the last five years or so, black people have been characterized by ridiculous crap music, Waffle House battles, "knockout games," drug abuse, thuggery, weaves coming off at awkward times, and freaking out over cute girls in ads.

They're just not cool any more.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:03 PM (dfIr7)
_____

Black fatigue is real, and I know some blacks who are mostly happy about it. Happy, self-confident, and successful people -- of any race -- get tired of endless fake empowerment.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

155 Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:09 PM (qKQ12)

More insults. Meh. Buh-buh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2025 02:10 PM (2GCMq)

156 I just learned today that Rush is "a Canadian progressive rock band".

I did not know that.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2025 02:10 PM (0sNs1)

157 no one is going to answer your "question" fen

and it was just another scolding

ANYWAY

.. I wanted to say, the British people are being punished for voting incorrectly on Brexit. similar to (but far worse than) how PA was punished for voting PDJT in 2016 in numbers too great to fraud over.

I hope they realize this, and fight back. What's happening to the UK is very, deeply wrong.

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 31, 2025 02:10 PM (Pv3Rg)

158 BREAKING: Trump is building a 90,000 sq ft White House ballroom. It’s being funded mainly by Trump himself and other private donors

That's two acres. Trump's got the biggest balls of them all.
Posted by: t-bird

===
Capital Architect probably has some costs that have to be gov' funds.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 31, 2025 02:10 PM (/lPRQ)

159 More insults. Meh. Buh-buh
Posted by: Fen


where was anything insulting?


quit whining and show what was insulting

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:11 PM (qKQ12)

160 Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:09 PM (qKQ12)

🎵 Roll out the barrelllll
We'll have a barrel of funnnnnn

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2025 02:11 PM (RLuzd)

161 always got a chuckle when tourists came to the US and said they were surprised how few blacks there were

Yeah for at least 20 years, blacks have been the majority of representation in everything, from magazines to textbooks to movies, to television, ads, etc. Oddly white people never complained about being left out or not represented, I liked Blade from the first scene and though the was cool. His skin color was the least significant thing about him.

But ranging around 14% of the population its odd to see how black people were so pushed for so long. And we gotta all sit back and be honest: most rap is freaking awful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:11 PM (dfIr7)

162 Jesus saves- and Esposito scores on the rebound.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 31, 2025 02:11 PM (iNp3L)

163 How about we all respect each other mutually and not resort to petty denigrations of people based on their religion?

I generally agree, but I'm going to make an exception for followers of Moloch and Huitzilopochtli. Those guys suck.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2025 02:11 PM (Riz8t)

164 I'm starting to think this racism might be a good thing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2025 02:11 PM (xcxpd)

165 I think I know what happened. Bulwark doofuses hoped up on estrogen don’t know what civil engineers do.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 31, 2025 02:11 PM (k5s65)

166 Ita the bulwark its not to make sense he came from morning sedition a program on air america

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 31, 2025 02:12 PM (U/brv)

167 They had the best dance moves
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:03 PM


Well, perhaps, excepting Doof at the TxMoMe, of course.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2025 02:12 PM (0sNs1)

168 How about we all respect each other mutually and not resort to petty denigrations of people based on their religion?

I generally agree, but I'm going to make an exception for followers of Moloch and Huitzilopochtli. Those guys suck.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2025 02:11 PM (Riz8t)

Also, the Moonies.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2025 02:12 PM (wVcYX)

169 If these statics bear out, it tells you the depth of the harm that all these lies that the NPCs have enabled by accepting the narrative.

But they will never admit it, just like the COVID lies.

We should just stop trying convince people to understand and JUST DO IT!

I think that is pretty much what Trumps plan is, ignore and humiliate the naysayers and hopefully they will choke on the facts as they are "revealed".

Posted by: pawn at July 31, 2025 02:12 PM (QB+5g)

170 I think I know what happened. Bulwark doofuses hoped up on estrogen don’t know what civil engineers do.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 31, 2025 02:11 PM


They build targets.

Posted by: Mechanical engineers at July 31, 2025 02:12 PM (0sNs1)

171 I generally agree, but I'm going to make an exception for followers of Moloch and Huitzilopochtli. Those guys suck.

I second this motion

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:12 PM (dfIr7)

172 They had the best dance moves
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:03 PM
_______

"Fuck you!"

-- New Kids on the Block

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 02:13 PM (iFTx/)

173 168 How about we all respect each other mutually and not resort to petty denigrations of people based on their religion?


wait but I can keep those Jehovah's Witnesses in the sub basement, right?

I swear I respect them a lot!

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 31, 2025 02:13 PM (Pv3Rg)

174 In the first six months of 2025, there were "10% fewer reported aggravated assaults, 21% fewer gun assaults, 10% fewer sexual assaults, and 3% more domestic violence incidents" when compared to the time last year, according to the report.

Robberies are also down 20% and carjacking fell by 24%. Vehicle theft was rising from the summer of 2020 through 2023, according to the Council on Criminal Justice, but the trend began reversing in 2024.

Since Trump returned to office on Jan. 20, the Trump administration has arrested nearly 300,000 illegal aliens and deported more than 239,000, according to DHS.
-Ace-

Wow. According to the FBI, Latinos are the second-most criminally prone demographic in the US.
Sorry to leave that steamer on the floor.

Going after the worst of the worst is always a good idea.
Shouldn't even be an argument regardless of politics.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2025 02:13 PM (Hx0tZ)

175 But ranging around 14% of the population its odd to see how black people were so pushed for so long. And we gotta all sit back and be honest: most rap is freaking awful.

I disagree. It's all utter garbage.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2025 02:13 PM (Riz8t)

176 Wllowed.
I expect California to try and take over an old refinery and run it themselves once this becomes obvious, and it will be darkly hilarious to see the multiple layers when that happens. They'll probably end up burning it down.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Newsome has already heard you. Trying to find someone to buy it. Valero refinery I think

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 31, 2025 02:13 PM (FxH7T)

177 59 May I be of assistance, Mr. O'Spades?

It's simple. These sparks of humanity were simply operating in the exuberance of the moment.

See?

Posted by: Nancy P. (D-CA) at July 31, 2025 01:47 PM (0sNs1)


++++

Why can't you say that same thing about the man who came after your husband with a hammer?

Posted by: washrivergal at July 31, 2025 02:14 PM (ANRWD)

178 The illegal alien should be “proud” to return to his native land then.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2025 02:14 PM (FwJ+V)

179 I think that is pretty much what Trumps plan is, ignore and humiliate the naysayers and hopefully they will choke on the facts as they are "revealed".


well said, pawn... and you've got it!

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 31, 2025 02:14 PM (Pv3Rg)

180 Muldoon, report to thread, stat.

My youngest has an assignment to write a limerick about his summer vacation.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 31, 2025 02:15 PM (i24o9)

181 was learning English and he was a carpenter
---
Ah.

The Brown Version of Lil' Dindo Nuthin, the aspiring rapper, turning his life around and was admitted to NYU this fall

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2025 02:15 PM (lDIPK)

182 How mainly is mainly?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2025 02:06 PM


How manly is manly?

Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, Mr. Hogg, and Mr. Swalwell at July 31, 2025 02:15 PM (0sNs1)

183 I disagree. It's all utter garbage.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2025 02:13 PM (Riz8t)

Hey!!!

Posted by: utter garbage at July 31, 2025 02:15 PM (RLuzd)

184 " always got a chuckle when tourists came to the US and said they were surprised how few blacks there were"

They must not have come close to here. The nearest city to me has a 75% black population.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2025 02:15 PM (vFG9F)

185 Eddie Murphy turning into Don Knotts, Will Smith being revealed as an effeminate cuck, and most rappers apparently being queer didn't help public perception any either.

Remember Tropic Thunder, where the super sexist black rapper was revealed to be homosexual in a mistaken lapse? At the time it was funny because it felt ironic, ooh, a rapper is homosexual secretly? Now I am wondering if the writers just knew most of them were and it was a fun thing to slip that in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:15 PM (dfIr7)

186 My sister refused to go through continuing certification training out of "pride"
She lost her licensing to work in her profession.

At the time all we could say was, "darn"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2025 02:16 PM (rbvCR)

187 Massive study of 5.7 million Koreans finds COVID-19 vaccination — not infection — significantly increases the risk of complete hair loss, patchy autoimmune hair loss, and excessive shedding.

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2025 02:16 PM (RHGPo)

188 What blows my mind is that Bush and Obama made it insanely easy and quick to get a green card and get citizenship. My wife and I got married in 07 with a fiancee visa, which took only 6 months to get. We applied for her green card in February 08 and got it that September. She became a citizen in October 2011. Reality is that if you get married it is insanely easy. And with all these attorneys throwing themselves at illegals, how are they not getting green cards? Not that I necessarily want them too, but jeez it doesn't take much effort. We did all our stuff with an attorney.

Posted by: mishdog at July 31, 2025 02:16 PM (7hSpl)

189 Should the “retraining” include ignoring unconstitutional orders?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2025 02:16 PM (FwJ+V)

190 Shares a first name and purported profession with the savior of humanity is really not that brilliant an argument.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2025 02:16 PM (RLuzd)

191 Why do they say dhs raged?

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 31, 2025 02:16 PM (U/brv)

192 I'm just devastated at all of the cultural enrichment we're going to miss out on by deporting these people.

Posted by: ballistic at July 31, 2025 02:16 PM (3BwY8)

193 fennnnnnnnn!
comeback fen
fennnnn!

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:17 PM (qKQ12)

194 Hall Monitor!

Posted by: guy who always yells for the Hall Monitor at July 31, 2025 02:17 PM (v0R5T)

195 @Nick_Rizzuto

His name is Mohammed.
He’s a Pedophile.
Police arrested him.
*******
Daily Mail:
Revealed: The top baby names in England and Wales with a 23% rise in Muhammad as it takes number one spot for second year in a row

https://tinyurl.com/36zst6ad

Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2025 02:17 PM (NpAcC)

196 Over at GP there's a story about a little girl abducted from a mall by a violent criminal . The parents had looked away for a second and he grabbed her but the perp was caught. Hispanic name , but the police wouldn't say if he was illegal. Which means he was illegal

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2025 02:17 PM (w+SW+)

197 Sounds to me like he has "pride" only for where he is from so he should go back there.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2025 02:17 PM (YwEeS)

198 Going after the worst of the worst is always a good idea. Shouldn't even be an argument regardless of politics.

It never used to be an argument- thanks to a gentleman's agreement...

Posted by: The D-R Uni-Party at July 31, 2025 02:18 PM (KsZMV)

199 Hall Monitor!
Posted by: guy who always yells for the Hall Monitor at July 31, 2025 02:17 PM


Sorry, someone from the AV club is the best I can do.

Posted by: Assistant Associate Vice-Principal at July 31, 2025 02:18 PM (0sNs1)

200
always got a chuckle when tourists came to the US and said they were surprised how few blacks there were

===============

50% of the population, said a Canadian to an acquaintance of mine once. Part of a conversation in which he confidently predicted that Obama (just elected) would be assassinated for being Black. Acquaintance asked, "How do you think he got elected?" Answer: Black voters. Question: How many of them do you think there are? Answer: 50% of the population.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2025 02:18 PM (jEpJm)

201 Btw it is very good news they are deporting illegals like that. Anyone here illegally should be deported, no exceptions.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2025 02:18 PM (YwEeS)

202 What blows my mind is that Bush and Obama made it insanely easy and quick to get a green card and get citizenship.

That's the problem I have with the "they arrested and deported someone who was here 49 years!!!" argument. You had 49 freaking years to get here legally and become a citizen, compadre. What were you waiting for?? That length of time is a greater argument for deportation, not less.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:18 PM (dfIr7)

203 I grew up in a smaller midwest industrial town, manufacturing based. The racial crimes - chiefly black on white, have been on the back burner for some time. Not good, though not as bad as some areas. Why, I’m not sure. Perhaps a legacy of a stronger church going element. But still horrific.

The thing to keep in mind, much of it is simply not reported, and actively covered up. Last year I was talking to someone. “Did you read this morning’s paper?” I said yes (the website, almost completely worthless, but …yes)

A downtown city event had a beatdown almost identical to the one highlighted in Ohio. In this incident, the miscreants took turns pissing on the victims.

No arrests, no reportage whatsoever. Servepro. Like it Never Happened. I used to think (35 or 45 years ago) that downplaying or ignoring certain things were a way of trying to prevent copycat crimes, or somesuch. I’m not sure what the calculus is.

It may be helpful not to publicize some things, when it draws out of state professionals - agitators and Sharptone grifters, and national media outlets. We can be sure DEI chief chicks in charge are not particularly helpful, and indeed part of the overall problem.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 31, 2025 02:18 PM (XuiFR)

204 the thing is those guys, illegals , are hard workers, sucks that they have to be sent home, but thats the way it is

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:19 PM (qKQ12)

205 They call him Jesus, Jesus, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Jesus, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under cover you see!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 31, 2025 02:19 PM (L/fGl)

206 It's not so much that a lot of rappers are gay, it's that they have zero self-restraint and will basically fuck anything that moves.

Posted by: ballistic at July 31, 2025 02:19 PM (3BwY8)

207 >>>What happens if the hotties are lovers/helpers or people involved in drug trafficking or trafficking or children? They get to stay as well or it's only if hottie Conchita just sneaked over the border for a better life but isn't actually- aside from being a person who came here illegally- a criminal ?

It seems pretty obvious. It depends on how hot the hottie Conchita is. This is not rocket science.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 31, 2025 02:19 PM (i24o9)

208 Why do they say dhs raged?
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at July 31, 2025 02:16 PM (U/brv)


Makes DHS sound unreasonable and dangerously out of control.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2025 02:19 PM (rbvCR)

209 187 Massive study of 5.7 million Koreans finds COVID-19 vaccination — not infection — significantly increases the risk of complete hair loss, patchy autoimmune hair loss, and excessive shedding.

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2025 02:16 PM (RHGPo)

So that's what happened to my hair...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2025 02:20 PM (ynpvh)

210 Now I am wondering if the writers just knew most of them were and it was a fun thing to slip that in.

They have been to the parties and are well aware...

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2025 02:20 PM (YwEeS)

211 comeback fen
fennnnn!


Dude. Just, no. Yes, she can be very school marm and harsh your mellow but is what she said really that awful?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:20 PM (dfIr7)

212 I really don't understand this entitlement mentality that everyone in the world has a "right" to live in the United States of America.

Do I have a "right" to live in Mexico? Canada? Venezuela?

No, of course not.

I'd have to go through the correct channels to emigrate to those countries, and if they caught me there illegally, they'd punish me according to their own criminal code.

Yet the USA is not allowed to do any of that. How does that make sense?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2025 02:20 PM (7fElN)

213 Credit were credit is due. Jessica Tisch from a wealthy NY family has done a pretty solid job as NYC Police Commissioner

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2025 02:20 PM (w+SW+)

214 How mainly is mainly?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2025 02:06 PM

How manly is manly?
Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, Mr. Hogg, and Mr. Swalwell at July 31, 2025 02:15 PM (0sNs1)

Won 2 Super Bowls, recorded a single-season record of 18.5 sacks, and Pro Bowler for the Washington Redskins.

Posted by: Dexter Manley at July 31, 2025 02:20 PM (wVcYX)

215 Hall Merrimack!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2025 02:21 PM (FwJ+V)

216 There was probably a reason Jesus was denied entry in 2015...
Posted by: It's me donna


Because then-President Obama was a Jesus-hating Muslim?

Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2025 02:21 PM (YlpYn)

217 It seems pretty obvious. It depends on how hot the hottie Conchita is. This is not rocket science.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 31, 2025 02:19 PM


Are we talking about Conchita-Mary Ann or Conchita-Ginger?

Asking for the 'Rons.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2025 02:21 PM (0sNs1)

218 If you watch ads you would think the country is way more than 50% black. You would think whites are a pretty small minority.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2025 02:21 PM (YwEeS)

219 It seems pretty obvious. It depends on how hot the hottie Conchita is. This is not rocket science.

See? That's the answer you give. Goof on it more, don't get all butthurt. Have fun with it.

It's not so much that a lot of rappers are gay, it's that they have zero self-restraint and will basically fuck anything that moves.

Yeah I get that but... if you have sex with another dude?

You're homo.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:22 PM (dfIr7)

220 Coolest Negro Ever Was Linc Hayes in "The Mod Squad".

Posted by: Coolest Negro Ever at July 31, 2025 02:22 PM (uNALH)

221
Newsome has already heard you. Trying to find someone to buy it. Valero refinery I think
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

==============

Perfect. The Train To Nowhere gang gets a Refinery Of Nothing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2025 02:22 PM (jEpJm)

222 Iirc Dexter Manley is the player who revealed in congressional testimony he was illiterate despite attending college...

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2025 02:22 PM (YwEeS)

223 Dude. Just, no. Yes, she can be very school marm and harsh your mellow but is what she said really that awful?
Posted by: Chri


she was getting exactly what she wanted, she sensed happiness and vulgarity and decided to try to end the happiness, it has been her thing since she got to the hq

she was warned off it in the early days

additinoally, she then says I insulted her, which was entirlely untrue then runs away.

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:22 PM (qKQ12)

224 90,000 sq ft ballroom?

That' 300 ft X 300 ft
Or 100 yds X 100 yds

Or roughly the size of two football fields laid side by side.

That seems disproportionate to expected White House ballroom dancing requirements. Are we sure it isn't the new Redskins training facility?

Posted by: muldoon at July 31, 2025 02:23 PM (poXs5)

225 Question: How many of them do you think there are? Answer: 50% of the population.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2025 02:18 PM (jEpJm)
------
Old quip, but I've seen it said that if space aliens landed in the US and all they knew about our population was from the electromagnetic emanations they intercepted from our mass media, they'd assume that 90% of the population was black, gay, and/or in an interracial marriage.

Posted by: ballistic at July 31, 2025 02:23 PM (3BwY8)

226 220 Shut your mouth
Shaft

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2025 02:23 PM (YwEeS)

227 Are we talking about Conchita-Mary Ann or Conchita-Ginger?

The real test is Conchita-Jennifer or Conchita-Bailey?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:23 PM (dfIr7)

228 They say: sob story of illegal here for a long time built a life blah blah blah

I say: GTFO

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 31, 2025 02:23 PM (XZ6f8)

229 His name is Mohammed.
He’s a Pedophile.
Police arrested him.
-----------
Worst version of "Copacabana" ever.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2025 02:23 PM (WvZaB)

230 I actually finally got around to watching the original Shaft and really enjoyed it.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2025 02:23 PM (YwEeS)

231 give every border agent a sheet with ten photos, top is bar rafeli, bottom is roseanne bar, sydney sweeny is 5, everybody 7 and better gets to stay no hearing.
Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 01:47 PM (qKQ12)


Just sayin, I'll take every "5" you reject.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2025 02:24 PM (Hx0tZ)

232 >>> Massive study of 5.7 million Koreans finds COVID-19 vaccination — not infection — significantly increases the risk of complete hair loss, patchy autoimmune hair loss, and excessive shedding.
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2025 02:16 PM (RHGPo)


I assume that with my basic level of hair loss that adding the vax would cause my hair to launch out at escape velocity.

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at July 31, 2025 02:24 PM (cduTK)

233 Massive study of 5.7 million Koreans finds COVID-19 vaccination — not infection — significantly increases the risk of complete hair loss, patchy autoimmune hair loss, and excessive shedding.
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2025 02:16 PM (RHGPo)

Well, who wants a bunch of hairy Koreans running around.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2025 02:24 PM (dGCAG)

234 Worst version of "Copacabana" ever.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2025 02:23 PM (WvZaB)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 31, 2025 02:24 PM (i24o9)

235 Yet the USA is not allowed to do any of that. How does that make sense?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2025 02:20 PM (7fElN)

Hey now, it is hard to make a country the size of the US as vulnerable to terrorist attack as, say, Israel.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2025 02:24 PM (rbvCR)

236 Shaft or Blade, who is the baddest black dude?

I know that Shaft is bad motha--- but Blade kills vampires with a sword.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:24 PM (dfIr7)

237 The decline in black cool started when they began to ditch the natural for cornrows and dreadlocks.

Posted by: toby928 at July 31, 2025 02:25 PM (jc0TO)

238 Just sayin, I'll take every "5" you reject.




Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:25 PM (qKQ12)

239 Well Blade gets the edge on account of being superhuman.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2025 02:25 PM (YwEeS)

240
The crime rate falling is cutting into our profits.

Posted by: Lawyers & Crime Victim Advocates at July 31, 2025 02:25 PM (IifOV)

241 236 Shaft or Blade, who is the baddest black dude?

I know that Shaft is bad motha--- but Blade kills vampires with a sword.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:24 PM (dfIr7)

But Shaft is a private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks.
So...Shaft.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2025 02:26 PM (xcxpd)

242 Daily Mail:
Revealed: The top baby names in England and Wales with a 23% rise in Muhammad as it takes number one spot for second year in a row

-
Well,.still better than Percival or Reginald.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 31, 2025 02:26 PM (L/fGl)

243 >>> I actually finally got around to watching the original Shaft and really enjoyed it.
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2025 02:23 PM (YwEeS)

Can you dig it?

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at July 31, 2025 02:26 PM (cduTK)

244 The decline in black cool started when they began to ditch the natural for cornrows and dreadlocks.
Posted by: toby928 at July 31, 2025 02:25 PM


So, to, rather than 'fro?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2025 02:26 PM (0sNs1)

245 Massive study of 5.7 million Koreans finds COVID-19 vaccination — not infection — significantly increases the risk of complete hair loss, patchy autoimmune hair loss, and excessive shedding.
Posted by: S



That is a disaster, Asians get very pissy about baldness, big toupee has big business to do there now

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:26 PM (qKQ12)

246 Well Blade gets the edge on account of being superhuman.
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2025 02:25 PM

And saving that plane one time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 31, 2025 02:26 PM (XZ6f8)

247 Jim Brown though is probably the coolest.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2025 02:27 PM (YwEeS)

248 What about Methodists?

Posted by: Blazing Saddles at July 31, 2025 02:27 PM (NZjT9)

249 I actually finally got around to watching the original Shaft and really enjoyed it.

Its really well done. There were a bunch of those blaxploitation movies that were actually quite good. Especially in an era where Richard Benjamin was presented to us as a leading man LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:27 PM (dfIr7)

250 The decline in black cool started when they began to ditch the natural for cornrows and dreadlocks.



yeah however, it was bodycams that finished black coolness

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:27 PM (qKQ12)

251
Sam Slade from I'm gonna get you sucka!

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 31, 2025 02:27 PM (IifOV)

252 But Shaft is a private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks.
So...Shaft.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2025 02:26 PM (xcxpd)

I think if your name is Shaft, you're kind of automatically a sex machine to all the chicks. I know it would get my attention.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 31, 2025 02:27 PM (k9OZB)

253 Jim Brown did a Shaft knockoff called Slaughter it's...not good but it has some good moments.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2025 02:28 PM (YwEeS)

254 Jim Brown though is probably the coolest.
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2025 02:27 PM (YwEeS)
-----------
Too bad about that one sentry they missed...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2025 02:28 PM (WvZaB)

255 But Shaft is a private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2025 02:26 PM


Journalist who's a sex machine to all the chicks >>> private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at July 31, 2025 02:28 PM (0sNs1)

256 I bought the Criterion Collection edition of Shaft and it includes the sequel which I have not watched yet.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2025 02:29 PM (YwEeS)

257 National Crime Rate Falls

I blame Trump.

Posted by: Eric at July 31, 2025 02:29 PM (a2F+C)

258 she was getting exactly what she wanted, she sensed happiness and vulgarity and decided to try to end the happiness, it has been her thing since she got to the hq

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:22 PM (qKQ12)
----
I can't tell if she's just doing shtick or if she's actually a bonnet-wearing schoolmarm.

Either way I've learned to ignore it because whatever it is it's just very tiresome.

Posted by: ballistic at July 31, 2025 02:29 PM (3BwY8)

259 No love for Guy From Harlem?

Posted by: Mike, Possibly white, at Werk at July 31, 2025 02:29 PM (PSEDc)

260 it is funny that bodycams have to be the biggest self own ever, did not seem to show the danger of driving whil black everybody thought they would


however, having seen some, you do have to wonder if theres something about the blacks not having the ability to get id and voting discrimination / rights

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:29 PM (qKQ12)

261 110 Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
His father couldn't hit a 2-iron.

Posted by: Lee Trevino at July 31, 2025 02:30 PM (/ZVsG)

262

If I were a carpenter
And you were a lady
I'd steal your car anyway
And I'd take your baby

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2025 02:30 PM (63Dwl)

263 Sho'nuff?

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

264 The Markets are ... volatile ... since the close yesterday. I was up 1% at the close, woke up to find myself down 4 freaking percent, made that back and now up .28%.

This some crazy shit.

Posted by: toby928 at July 31, 2025 02:30 PM (jc0TO)

265 I saw some stat that car accidents are down like 10 15%.

I am sorry that I am sick of people getting away with Driving without Insurance, Drivers License, do they even bother to renew their tags on their cars. You gotta go.

The Columbus Crew were playing a Mexican team, tons of illegal Street Vendors and Food Venders, I follow the rules but they don't have too, screw that.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 31, 2025 02:30 PM (FCrpy)

266 yeah however, it was bodycams that finished black coolness

That and the TV show Cops. No, honesty I think its Tik Tok that did it. Every awful stupid crazy thing a black guy or girl does gets blasted all over the internet. I mean there's been a long history of idiotic crap white people did but it didn't spoil our cool because it was always just white trash retards.

If tik tok had been around in the 1880s, we'd have see endless videos of idiotic young cowboys acting like retards and it would spoil are view of them forever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:30 PM (dfIr7)

267 "... if space aliens landed in the US and all they knew about our population was from the electromagnetic emanations they intercepted from our mass media, they'd assume that 90% of the population was black, gay, and/or in an interracial marriage."

And the dogs are in charge because the humans just follow them around picking up their poop.

Posted by: Don't I know it at July 31, 2025 02:31 PM (NZjT9)

268 159 More insults. Meh. Buh-buh
Posted by: Fen


where was anything insulting?


quit whining and show what was insulting
Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:11 PM (qKQ12)

What you said originally was offensive, but most of us don't give one fat rat's backside about that. You get to be as offensive as you like, and you know that.

What you don't get to do is pick on Fen. She is also entitled to her opinion. If you are offended by her scolding, imagine how she felt.

Get over your bad self already.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2025 02:31 PM (1Gsou)

269 Shaft or Blade, who is the baddest black dude?

I know that Shaft is bad motha--- but Blade kills vampires with a sword.

Easy. Sheriff Bart. He's too much of man for you. I know. You're going to need an army to beat him! You're finished. Fertig! Verfallen! Verlumpt! Verblunget! Verkackt!

Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at July 31, 2025 02:31 PM (wVcYX)

270 249 I actually finally got around to watching the original Shaft and really enjoyed it.

Its really well done. There were a bunch of those blaxploitation movies that were actually quite good. Especially in an era where Richard Benjamin was presented to us as a leading man LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:27 PM (dfIr7)

Blackula is way better than one would expect:

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 31, 2025 02:32 PM (guCHD)

271 Well,.still better than Percival or Reginald.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 31, 2025 02:26 PM
*********
Nope.
Muhammad or Mohammed means a culture shift.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2025 02:32 PM (NpAcC)

272 What you said originally was offensive, but most of us don't give one fat rat's backside about that. You get to be as offensive as you like, and you know that.

What you don't get to do is pick on Fen. She is also entitled to her opinion. If you are offended by her scolding, imagine how she felt.

Get over your bad self already.
Posted by: tcn




what was the offensive thing? the satire?

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:32 PM (qKQ12)

273 Blackula is way better than one would expect

Thanks in large part to the voice and huge screen presence of William Marshall who should have been way bigger a star.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:33 PM (dfIr7)

274 What about Methodists?

Posted by: Blazing Saddles at July 31, 2025 02:27 PM (NZjT9)

Are there a lot of black Methodists?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 31, 2025 02:33 PM (i24o9)

275 259 No love for Guy From Harlem?
Posted by: Mike, Possibly white, at Werk at July 31, 2025 02:29 PM (PSEDc)

He is pretty cool, have to admit

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 31, 2025 02:33 PM (xcxpd)

276 Life is short.
Spend more time on the internet arguing with strangers.

Posted by: Focus! at July 31, 2025 02:33 PM (NZjT9)

277 If I were a carpenter
And you were a lady
I'd steal your car anyway
And I'd take your baby
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2025 02:30 PM (63Dwl)
*****
Lol.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2025 02:34 PM (NpAcC)

278 258 she was getting exactly what she wanted, she sensed happiness and vulgarity and decided to try to end the happiness, it has been her thing since she got to the hq

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:22 PM (qKQ12)
----
I can't tell if she's just doing shtick or if she's actually a bonnet-wearing schoolmarm.

Either way I've learned to ignore it because whatever it is it's just very tiresome.
Posted by: ballistic at July 31, 2025 02:29 PM (3BwY

She's a minister. She had personal boundaries. They don't match yours. Get over it.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2025 02:34 PM (1Gsou)

279 If I were a carpenter
And you were a lady
I'd steal your car anyway
And I'd take your baby
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2025 02:30 PM (63Dwl)

If I were a carpenter
And you were a lady
I'd charge you for hours I don't work
Cuz we're all that shady

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2025 02:34 PM (dGCAG)

280 Jim Brown though is probably the coolest.
Posted by: steevy

What Iearned today. In addition to being a football star and movie star, Brown managed the group Friends of Distinction to their biggest hit, Grazin' In the Grass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 31, 2025 02:34 PM (L/fGl)

281 yeah however, it was bodycams that finished black coolness

That and the TV show Cops. No, honesty I think its Tik Tok that did it. Every awful stupid crazy thing a black guy or girl does gets blasted all over the internet. I mean there's been a long history of idiotic crap white people did but it didn't spoil our cool because it was always just white trash retards.

If tik tok had been around in the 1880s, we'd have see endless videos of idiotic young cowboys acting like retards and it would spoil are view of them forever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:30 PM (dfIr7)
____

I think the biggest destroyer of Black Coolness is that ... so much of it wasn't cool. It was cheap, fake, forced cool. John Shaft? Cool as a mutha. Simon Phoenix? Cool, cool, cool. Wearing baggie pants around your thighs showing off your ass? Totally gay and not cool.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

282 She's a minister. She had personal boundaries. They don't match yours. Get over it.
Posted by: tcn



then why go to a site noted for vulgarity to bitch about vulgarity?

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:34 PM (qKQ12)

283 Massive study of 5.7 million Koreans finds COVID-19 vaccination — not infection — significantly increases the risk of complete hair loss, patchy autoimmune hair loss, and excessive shedding.

*********


My heart is sad and lonely
For you I sigh, for you dear only
Why haven't you seen it?
I'm all for you, Baldy in Seoul

/Ella Fitzgerald

Posted by: muldoon at July 31, 2025 02:35 PM (poXs5)

284 what was the offensive thing? the satire?
Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:32 PM (qKQ12)

On the surface, stating that someone gets to break laws because you are sexually attracted to them could be offensive. Most of us know you were not serious. She apparently did not. For that you had to try to pick a fight, and double down on snotty.

If we can't get along here, where can we?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2025 02:35 PM (1Gsou)

285 If I were a carpenter
And you were a lady
I'd charge you for hours I don't work
Cuz we're all that shady
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2025 02:34 PM


You realize you could be taking food out of my mouth?

Posted by: Karen at July 31, 2025 02:35 PM (0sNs1)

286 276 Life is short.
Spend more time on the internet arguing with strangers.
Posted by: Focus! at July 31, 2025 02:33 PM (NZjT9)

This would be in Latin on my coat of arms, if I wasn't a feral peasant.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 31, 2025 02:36 PM (guCHD)

287 @195

>>Daily Mail:
Revealed: The top baby names in England and Wales with a 23% rise in Muhammad as it takes number one spot for second year in a row

Ironically, the top name in the US is Liam.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 31, 2025 02:36 PM (Z9geo)

288 Hammer pants were cool. For a moment.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2025 02:36 PM (wVcYX)

289 then why go to a site noted for vulgarity to bitch about vulgarity?
Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:34 PM (qKQ12)

Nobody bitched. That is your word. She didn't take your words to mean what you meant. Is there a personal reason why you can't forgive that?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2025 02:36 PM (1Gsou)

290
My heart is sad and lonely
For you I sigh, for you dear only
Why haven't you seen it?
I'm all for you, Baldy in Seoul

/Ella Fitzgerald
Posted by: muldoon at July 31, 2025 02:35 PM (poXs5)

Good grief, I'm glad this isn't a competition.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2025 02:36 PM (dGCAG)

291 On the surface, stating that someone gets to break laws because you are sexually attracted to them could be offensive. Most of us know you were not serious. She apparently did not. For that you had to try to pick a fight, and double down on snotty.

If we can't get along here, where can we?
Posted by: tcn



funny how everybody got that is was satire but fen.

fen was who wanted to start a fight, which she did, then said I insulted her, which I did not

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:37 PM (qKQ12)

292 then why go to a site noted for vulgarity to bitch about vulgarity?
Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:34 PM


Dude. If this site is known for anything, it's for being a smart military blog.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2025 02:37 PM (0sNs1)

293 She's a minister. She had personal boundaries. They don't match yours. Get over it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2025 02:34 PM (1Gsou)
----
Just saying that if I were a virulent Jew-hater, which I'm not, I'd like to think I wouldn't spend time on an all-Jewish message board bitching about how many Jews were posting there and how they were bein' all Jewish n'shit.

Juuuuust saying.

Posted by: ballistic at July 31, 2025 02:37 PM (3BwY8)

294 Like Trump, I call for a ceasefire.

Posted by: toby928 at July 31, 2025 02:37 PM (jc0TO)

295 Jim Brown ... big MAGA guy and shockingly articulate and soft-spoken. You'd never believe this guy was a monster on the field.

He was one of my dad's favorite players back in the day.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

296 Nobody bitched. That is your word. She didn't take your words to mean what you meant. Is there a personal reason why you can't forgive that?
Posted by: tcn


then its a her thing

in the old days she was warned off whining about the vulgarity in overnights

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:37 PM (qKQ12)

297 Pride in your country is verboten. Real Americans know this. Deport.

Posted by: Mongo at July 31, 2025 02:37 PM (s9EN2)

298 You realize you could be taking food out of my mouth?
Posted by: Karen at July 31, 2025 02:35 PM (0sNs1)

Your husband won't tell you, but I will.

That wouldn't be such a bad thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2025 02:38 PM (dGCAG)

299 This is a site for vulgarity? I thought you guys were just assholes!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 31, 2025 02:38 PM (k5s65)

300 Posted by: Focus! at July 31, 2025 02:33 PM (NZjT9)

I really wasnt arguing . I just asked n a question. But I am entirely puffed up about the fact that whatever I say here is destroying peoples happiness I never realized I had such power Bwa haha.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2025 02:38 PM (2GCMq)

301 Like Trump, I call for a ceasefire.
Posted by: toby928 at July 31, 2025 02:37 PM (jc0TO)
_________

Same

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

302 Dude. If this site is known for anything, it's for being a smart military blog.
Posted by: Duncanthr



Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:38 PM (qKQ12)

303 Nobody bitched. That is your word. She didn't take your words to mean what you meant. Is there a personal reason why you can't forgive that?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 31, 2025 02:36 PM (1Gsou)
----
If you're going to be a humorless scold, that's your right. However, if you're going to do that someone might point out that you're...being a humorless scold, which is also their right.

Posted by: ballistic at July 31, 2025 02:38 PM (3BwY8)

304 Wearing baggie pants around your thighs showing off your ass? Totally gay and not cool.

Yeah there has always been a lot about black culture that was the opposite of cool, but downplayed a lot. And most of it was misrepresenting ghetto rats as black culture. As with every group, poor people make up the minority of black people, but you'd never know it from pop culture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:38 PM (dfIr7)

305 This is a site for vulgarity? I thought you guys were just assholes!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 31, 2025 02:38 PM



We're pedantic too.

Posted by: toby928 at July 31, 2025 02:39 PM (jc0TO)

306 This is a site for vulgarity? I thought you guys were just assholes!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 31, 2025 02:38 PM (k5s65)

AND. And.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 31, 2025 02:39 PM (i24o9)

307 I forgot to denouce the racism of it all. I DENOUNCE THEE.

Posted by: Mongo at July 31, 2025 02:39 PM (s9EN2)

308 His name is HeySuess and he dances to the van

Picked up by ICE and he's sent back to his land

And when he get's there, he'll be a happy man

Oh HeySuess, HeySuess --back across the Rio Grande

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2025 02:39 PM (lDIPK)

309 chances are pretty good that the kapo scumbag Stein rejects his Jewishness as much as he rejects Jesus

Posted by: avi at July 31, 2025 02:40 PM (cBCwV)

310 I denounce the denunciations!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2025 02:40 PM (WvZaB)

311 I really wasnt arguing . I just asked n a question. But I am entirely puffed up about the fact that whatever I say here is destroying peoples happiness I never realized I had such power Bwa haha.


Posted by: Fen



in your defens, you are who you are, you do what you do here and everywhere

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:40 PM (qKQ12)

312 This is a site for vulgarity? I thought you guys were just assholes!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 31, 2025 02:38 PM (k5s65)

Please, please, no vulgarity in the Asshole Room!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2025 02:40 PM (dGCAG)

313 Simpler reason... State and Local Judges are allowing Criminals to go free...

But the Feds are actually punishing them with deportation, thus the 'price' of committing crimes for Illegals has increased dramatically.

Almost like enforcing the law is a GOOD thing... who woulda thunk it!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 31, 2025 02:40 PM (mP0Kj)

314 I forgot to denouce the racism of it all. I DENOUNCE THEE.
Posted by: Mongo at July 31, 2025 02:39 PM


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OF THE BIG WORDS FROM A PAWN.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 31, 2025 02:40 PM (0sNs1)

315 This is a site for vulgarity? I thought you guys were just assholes!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


The power of "and" compels you!

Posted by: mikeski at July 31, 2025 02:40 PM (YlpYn)

316 We owned cool back in the day. I mean who else would have come up with wearing pants... backwards.

Posted by: Kris Kros at July 31, 2025 02:41 PM (ZEu5J)

317 Please, please, no vulgarity in the Asshole Room!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2025 02:40 PM


Technically it's an asshole chamber.

Posted by: toby928 Pedant at July 31, 2025 02:41 PM (jc0TO)

318 If some of you are Racism Experts



I must be. I have 53 years experience. Been called a racist fifty three of my sixty three years.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2025 02:41 PM (k3Vs9)

319 263 Sho'nuff?
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade
------------
Bruce Leroy. The only man that stands between Sho'nuff and total supremacy.

Posted by: scampydog at July 31, 2025 02:41 PM (2bFN5)

320 Not reading your posts, n. I just skipped down to the nic line.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2025 02:42 PM (2GCMq)

321
Like Trump, I call for a ceasefire.
Posted by: toby928


A two blog solution.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2025 02:42 PM (63Dwl)

322 312 This is a site for vulgarity? I thought you guys were just assholes!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 31, 2025 02:38 PM (k5s65)

Please, please, no vulgarity in the Asshole Room!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2025 02:40 PM (dGCAG)

The Vulgarity room is down the hall to your right. It'll be 5 quid.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2025 02:42 PM (ynpvh)

323 Please, please, no vulgarity in the Asshole Room!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2025 02:40 PM

Technically it's an asshole chamber.

Posted by: toby928 Pedant at July 31, 2025 02:41 PM (jc0TO)

You got your vulgarity in my asshole!

Posted by: Rejected Reeses Slogans at July 31, 2025 02:42 PM (i24o9)

324 Technically: It's an asshole chamber.
Posted by: toby928 Pedant at July 31, 2025 02:41 PM


Suggested edit.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 31, 2025 02:42 PM (0sNs1)

325 Please, please, no vulgarity in the Asshole Room!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2025 02:40 PM

Technically it's an asshole chamber.
Posted by: toby928 Pedant at July 31, 2025 02:41 PM (jc0TO)

I dig the reverb effect.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2025 02:42 PM (wVcYX)

326 Please, please, no vulgarity in the Asshole Room!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2025 02:40 PM

Technically it's an asshole chamber.
Posted by: toby928 Pedant at July 31, 2025 02:41 PM (jc0TO)

I don't come here to be insulted.

I'm going back to work. Where I get paid to be insulted.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2025 02:42 PM (dGCAG)

327 Like Trump, I call for a ceasefire.
Posted by: toby928

A two blog solution.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2025 02:42 PM (63Dwl)

lol

Posted by: Rejected Reeses Slogans at July 31, 2025 02:42 PM (i24o9)

328 Jim Brown ... big MAGA guy and shockingly articulate and soft-spoken. You'd never believe this guy was a monster on the field.

He was one of my dad's favorite players back in the day.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

Holy Crap, he's still alive!
Yeah, so I checked and he's dead since 2023. I guess long enough to be MAGA, but in truth I thought he'd been gone for a while.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2025 02:43 PM (Hx0tZ)

329 Still only scraping at the edges.

If you really want to reduce violent crime you'll start sending folks back to Africa.

Posted by: Is what it is at July 31, 2025 02:43 PM (5rpih)

330
We're pedantic too.
Posted by: toby928
------

Grammar nazis, the whole lot of you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2025 02:43 PM (XeU6L)

331 Jim Brown was PISSED at the NFL kneelers.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2025 02:43 PM (YwEeS)

332 Still only scraping at the edges.

If you really want to reduce violent crime you'll start sending folks back to Africa Canada.

Posted by: Is what it is at July 31, 2025 02:43 PM (5rpih)

Posted by: Rejected Reeses Slogans at July 31, 2025 02:44 PM (i24o9)

333 How the fuck does an illegal alien get a marriage license?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 31, 2025 02:44 PM (XMwZJ)

334 You got your vulgarity in my asshole!
Posted by: Rejected Reeses Slogans


That is NOT going to sell any candy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:44 PM (dfIr7)

335 We owned cool back in the day. I mean who else would have come up with wearing pants... backwards.
Posted by: Kris Kros


I love all the pictures on Facebook of "your granny" from the 70's leaning on a muscle car and wearing hip huggers and a tube top smoking a cigarette with the caption, "your grandmother is cooler than you'll ever be".

Yeah. Granny could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 31, 2025 02:44 PM (k3Vs9)

336 Jim Brown ... big MAGA guy and shockingly articulate and soft-spoken. You'd never believe this guy was a monster on the field.

He was one of my dad's favorite players back in the day.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

Holy Crap, he's still alive!
Yeah, so I checked and he's dead since 2023. I guess long enough to be MAGA, but in truth I thought he'd been gone for a while.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2025 02:43 PM (Hx0tZ)
_________

He was big supporter of Trump 1.0

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 02:44 PM (iFTx/)

337 312 This is a site for vulgarity? I thought you guys were just assholes!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 31, 2025 02:38 PM (k5s65)

Please, please, no vulgarity in the Asshole Room!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2025 02:40 PM (dGCAG)

The Vulgarity room is down the hall to your right. It'll be 5 quid.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2025 02:42 PM (ynpvh)

Edited for you.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2025 02:44 PM (wVcYX)

338 Still only scraping at the edges.

If you really want to reduce violent crime you'll start sending folks back to Africa.

Posted by: Is what it is at July 31, 2025 02:43 PM (5rpih)

Sock off.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 31, 2025 02:44 PM (i24o9)

339 Grammar nazis, the whole lot of you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2025 02:43 PM


No, some of us are punctuation enthusiasts.

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Punctuation Brigade, Comma Company at July 31, 2025 02:44 PM (0sNs1)

340 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

Yikes. Down she goes.

https://tinyurl.com/4jjuydxf

Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2025 02:44 PM (NpAcC)

341 A two blog solution.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

People who have their shit together and others.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at July 31, 2025 02:44 PM (L/fGl)

342 from hq wiki

AoSHQ, like many political blogs, links to and comments on the day's news. Unlike some other online commentary sites, however, it often features humorous content in its videos, cartoons, and pictures. The site frequently employs obscenity and vulgar language, setting it apart from most conservative media outlets. One center-right devout Catholic blogger has described the blog and its commenters as "smart but very very vulgar.

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:45 PM (qKQ12)

343 If you really want to reduce violent crime you'll start sending folks back to Africa.

Charleze Theron and Elon Musk first!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:45 PM (dfIr7)

344 Huh. The edit ... you stupid git ... was blanked out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 31, 2025 02:45 PM (wVcYX)

345 We owned cool back in the day. I mean who else would have come up with wearing pants... backwards.
Posted by: Kris Kros at July 31, 2025 02:41 PM (ZEu5J)
____

I always thought one of them was a closet white guy. I think one ODed on heavy drugs.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

346
Grammar nazis, the whole lot of you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2025 02:43 PM (XeU6L)

________

"Nazis". Always capitalized.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2025 02:45 PM (HZi96)

347 If someone's opinion is enough to upset and annoy you, maybe it's time to put the internet down for a while.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2025 02:45 PM (RLuzd)

348 Like Trump, I call for a ceasefire.
Posted by: toby928

A two blog solution.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2025 02:42 PM (63Dwl)

lol
Posted by: Rejected Reeses Slogans
-------

Rapprochement. Send pallets of cash.

Posted by: ValJar at July 31, 2025 02:45 PM (XeU6L)

349 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2025 02:43 PM (XeU6L)

And you're also very interesting and thoughtful and smart, funny people. I generally ( although sometimes I get caught up) do not see the point of arguing with people who simply want to argue and insult people who basically share similar political opinions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2025 02:46 PM (2GCMq)

350 I'm going back to work. Where I get paid to be insulted.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2025 02:42 PM (dGCAG)

You clock out to comment here?
Heh.
Rube.

Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2025 02:46 PM (ZEu5J)

351 We owned cool back in the day. I mean who else would have come up with wearing pants... backwards.
Posted by: Kris Kros at July 31, 2025 02:41 PM (ZEu5J)

Wait. Like with the zipper in the back?
That's not doing much to dispel that whole rap/hip-hop/gay nexxus now is it?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2025 02:46 PM (Hx0tZ)

352
One center-right devout Catholic blogger has described the blog and its commenters as "smart but very very vulgar.
Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 02:45 PM (qKQ12)

_________

And those are the devout Catholic ones.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2025 02:46 PM (HZi96)

353 Yikes. Down she goes.

Native Americans and alcohol don't mix well

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:47 PM (dfIr7)

354 Grammar nazis, the whole lot of you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

"Nazi" is a proper noun and should be capitalized.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at July 31, 2025 02:47 PM (L/fGl)

355 NUDITY

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

356 OUT: Pride Month
IN: 240 Pride Months

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 31, 2025 02:47 PM (wtvvX)

357 Wait. Like with the zipper in the back?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2025 02:46 PM


Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow.

Posted by: Three hours after Chipotle at July 31, 2025 02:47 PM (0sNs1)

358 I see n is getting what he enjoys the most. Too bad his entertainment is bringing people down.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at July 31, 2025 02:48 PM (FMtrg)

359 Grammar nazis, the whole lot of you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2025 02:43 PM (XeU6L)

________

"Nazis". Always capitalized.
Posted by: Hadrian
---------

Opportunists! I'm surrounded by opportunists!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2025 02:48 PM (XeU6L)

360 I'm going back to work. Where I get paid to be insulted.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2025 02:42 PM (dGCAG)


You're a glowie?

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2025 02:48 PM (RLuzd)

361 The Vulgarity room is down the hall to your right. It'll be 5 quid.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 31, 2025 02:42 PM (ynpvh)
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I'd tell you what I think about that, but I have to be in the room to express my opinion, which will cost me 5 quid. Neat little circle you have there...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2025 02:48 PM (7fElN)

362 I generally ( although sometimes I get caught up) do not see the point of arguing with people who simply want to argue and insult people who basically share similar political opinions.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2025 02:46 PM (2GCMq)

It's practice. Gotta keep your teeth sharp chewing on something.
I dunno, just guessing.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2025 02:48 PM (Hx0tZ)

363 NUDITY
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 31, 2025 02:47 PM (iFTx/)
-----------

Hmm, I notice this is not an ackbar post. Might be worth checking out.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 31, 2025 02:48 PM (tT6L1)

364 That is NOT going to sell any candy"

Candy?

Posted by: man at July 31, 2025 02:48 PM (tubbA)

365 Grammar nazis, the whole lot of you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

"Nazi" is a proper noun and should be capitalized.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at July 31, 2025 02:47 PM (L/fGl)
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Ve veren't "nah-zees," ve vere Nazis!!!

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at July 31, 2025 02:48 PM (WvZaB)

366 We were tres cool. Girl, you know it's true.

Posted by: Fab Morvan and Rob Pilatis, Milli Vanilli at July 31, 2025 02:49 PM (wVcYX)

367

If I were a carpenter
And you were a lady
I'd steal your car anyway
And I'd take your baby
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Even though the horde has moved on, that deserves a LMAO

Posted by: imp at July 31, 2025 02:49 PM (g6TN6)

368 Yikes. Down she goes.

https://tinyurl.com/4jjuydxf
Posted by: redridinghood

I thought Indians were so sure footed they could run through the forest without making a sound.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Something Smells Funny In Here at July 31, 2025 02:50 PM (L/fGl)

369 I see n is getting what he enjoys the most. Too bad his entertainment is bringing people down.
Posted by: Emmie
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Why would n deal with issues, when ad hominem attacks are so easy?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2025 02:50 PM (XeU6L)

370
93 degrees
58% humidity

Heat Index 106 degrees
Danger: at this condition, heat cramps and heat exhaustion are likely; heat stroke is probable with continued activity.

IOW - Another average day

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 31, 2025 02:52 PM (/lPRQ)

371 BOOBS!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 31, 2025 02:52 PM (MGB5H)

372 Deport the illegal invaders or just set them adrift in international waters.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 31, 2025 02:54 PM (17s+e)

373 I hate heat index. Ostensibly its a useful warning tool: it feels hotter than the temperature indicates. But in reality, its just a Global Climate Crisis Warning Disaster tool, to present things a being worse than they really are and spread panic in the goal of globalist one government politics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 31, 2025 02:55 PM (dfIr7)

374 Heat index here is 1124 degrees.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2025 02:59 PM (vFG9F)

375 I see n is getting what he enjoys the most. Too bad his entertainment is bringing people down.
Posted by: E


how is that I did nothing but write a few stupid comments and somebody wanted to bitch over the comments

its in the thread ffs

Posted by: n at July 31, 2025 03:00 PM (1svTo)

376 oops forgot the decimal

112.4 degrees.

Posted by: fd at July 31, 2025 03:00 PM (vFG9F)

377 I'm more of a spelling-Nazi, but side-line in grammar-Naziing.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 31, 2025 03:02 PM (XMwZJ)

378 She's a minister. She had personal boundaries. They don't match yours. Get over it.
Posted by: tcn in AK

She’s a scoldy church lady who believes she is holier than thou and pretends to be an expert on all things faith related. Humility and graciousness is beyond her.

Posted by: Just sayin at July 31, 2025 03:05 PM (nqEzG)

379 nood


Burn bags

Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at July 31, 2025 03:08 PM (cduTK)

380 Hold the mother of at those least 3 babies - there must be more if she and her roofer, business owner guy were together for 20 years - for county, state and federal fraud, state and federal income tax violations, and so on.

Also add another charge on him for US draft dodging.

Stack the charges on, the same as half the citizens of the country would receive.

Find the same fraud in the fancier communities and charge them - all adults - as may be appropriate.

Stop the, Oh it's a shame she has 3+ kids, or he's just a hard working guy with a big family to keep. They're breaking f*cking laws and the average taxpayer is suffering!

And the cherry on top is so many that avoided serving during Vietnam beat the draft with the same excuses and kept their nice little lives intact, and now they're helping the "New Americans" beat the US laws again.

BS. Equality!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 31, 2025 03:19 PM (NFX2v)

381 By the way, what was Jesus' asylum claim? I don't really see it mentioned.

I have represented (pro bono) an asylum applicant, in my career as an attorney. The woman in question had an actual basis for requesting asylum from a dictatorship country, which involved her repeated imprisonment for political activity (pro-democracy, in her case). And quite a lot of beatings. And rape. She was granted asylum.

"Seeking asylum" has to mean having some specific basis for that claim. Why is this not understood by Democrats? And by Bulwark things?

Posted by: KLA at July 31, 2025 03:30 PM (R1Eqe)

382 How many warnings does the system need, curious? Why are all these people with lengthy rap sheets on the streets, illegal aliens or citizens of this country?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 31, 2025 03:37 PM (WeMfR)

383 What was Jesus’ asylum claim?

13 When they [the Magi] had gone, an angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream. “Get up,” he said, “take the child and his mother and escape to Egypt. Stay there until I tell you, for Herod is going to search for the child to kill him.”

14 So he got up, took the child and his mother during the night and left for Egypt, 15 where he stayed until the death of Herod.
- Matthew 2:13-15a

Meanwhile Herod ordered the “Massacre of the Innocents” where all young male boys (toddlers and younger) in Bethlehem were slaughtered. I note in passing that the Holy Family had just received some expensive gifts from the Magi that could have easily paid for their stay in Egypt.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 31, 2025 03:49 PM (FwJ+V)

384 I note that he's Jewish only because this kind of nastiness should be condemned when Jews do it as well as Christians. I don't like it when Candace Owens baits Jewish people she's fighting with by proclaiming "Christ is King" not to actually elevate Christ or spread the good word, but to remind the Jew she's talking with that he's just a lowly Jew and should shut up.

And it's equally denigrating for a Jewish person to attempt to shame Christians by invoking a Christ they do not acknowledge.
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+1

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2025 04:24 PM (JvZF+)

385 Posted by: Just sayin at July 31, 2025 03:05 PM (nqEzG)

That would be incorrect. Yet another "Mighty Mind Reader" of Ace of Spades and a repeat insulter. Yaaaaaawn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2025 04:57 PM (2GCMq)

386 Speaking of the two Wisconsin teens killed by an illegal drunk driver... Did you notice the "SUV" part of that story?

I go to a food bank, and let me swear, attest, and affirm to you-all that SOMEHOW all these poor-as-churchmice illegal Mexicans who show up on food-bank days are driving SUV's or big Ford pickups that are under three years old. MY car is 20 years old; yeah I'm a little jealous that the illegals get allll this organized aid and assistance (AND PS- it's black-letter-of-the-law ILLEGAL to do so!) while us old dudes who've outlived our savings are mostly invisible to TPTB. (AND, we have to pay income tax on the social security payments we receive - which money was taxed away from us and our employers in the first place. Makes no sense. Bah.)

But anyway, the point is : drop by your local food bank and take a look for yourself -- do the illegals have a better car than you do??

Posted by: Oldimus Fartimus at July 31, 2025 06:16 PM (eSaEn)

387 Lets start deporting al those Open Border Democrats as well as those with those stupid NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL signs

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 31, 2025 06:26 PM (wGqjj)

388 Racism is sanity. Democrats hate both.

Posted by: Wofus at July 31, 2025 06:27 PM (CNa+A)

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