Steve Jobs' Widow's Vanity Magazine The Atlantic: Everyone Hates Jasmine Ratchet

The Free Beacon's Andrew Stiles read it so that you don't have to.

Basic takeaway: She's so obnoxious that even The Atlantic has trouble polishing this turd. Thirty-three of her Democrat colleagues refused to comment about her -- refusing to offer the expected "she's great" puffery -- strongly hinting that she is absolutely despised, even by this crew of criminals, demagogues, and groomers.

It also indicates that everyone knows that everyone else will cook her, so no one wants to be known to have spoken to the "journalists" from the Atlantic: Naturally anyone known to have spoken to them will be suspected of having trashed her.

So they just pretend "I don't even know this ratchet bitch."

[E]ven the liberal journalist was repulsed by Crockett's toxic narcissism. As a sign of how poorly it went, the congresswoman called the Atlantic reporter, Elaine Godfrey, days before the story came out to complain that the journalist had been contacting her colleagues in the House "without telling her first," and proclaimed that she was "shutting down the profile and revoking all permissions," which isn't a thing.

Yeah that sounds like her. Bold. Brash. Borderline illiterate.

The article portrays Crockett as a self-infatuated wannabe influencer who "monitors social-media engagement like a day trader checks her portfolio." She brags about having the "largest social-media following" on the House Oversight Committee, and makes sure to notify the reporter that her YouTube rant about ICE agents being "out of control" was approaching 800,000 views. She would often tout her social media metrics while meeting with House Democrats during her failed bid to become ranking member of the Oversight Committee. "The base is thirsty," she told one freshman colleague. Out of the four candidates who wanted the job, Crockett finished last.
"During many of our conversations, Crockett wore acrylic nails painted with the word RESIST, and a set of heavy lashes over her brown eyes," Godfrey writes. "The lock screen on her phone is a headshot of herself." She does not come across as someone who is particularly pleasant to work for. Godfrey notes that Crockett called her office to berate a staffer in the middle of an interview.
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Not surprisingly, Crockett's glory-hounding antics have aggravated many of her fellow Democrats. Godfrey notes that 33 House Democrats she contacted for the story "either declined to talk with me on the record or didn't respond to my interview requests." A number of Democratic staffers suggested that Crockett's colleagues were reluctant to criticize her publicly, but have expressed concern privately about her lack of discipline. "She likes to talk," one of the staffers said. "Is she a loose cannon? Sometimes. Does that cause headaches for other members? 100 percent."

More at the Free Beacon. The narcissistic no-account says she's thinking about running for governor of Texas, insisting that Texas is actually a blue state, just "vote-repressed."

In addition, fellow unaccomplished dim-bulb diva AOC seems to be jealous that another female moron is getting attention and "likes" on TikTok.

Jasmine Ratchet is forcing herself into another story, and not for any good reason.

Texas is planning to re-draw its legislative districts for partisan advantage, which is perfectly legal. Democrats oppose the effort, which is also legal.

Though they're going to resort to illegal means to do so. They're planning on denying a quorum in the Texas legislature by "fleebagging" again, running away to another state. (Texas police can arrest them and deliver them to the State House if found in Texas.)

But flying around the country to avoid arrest is expensive, and Texas fines truant legislators $500 a day. Last time they did this, they just paid the fines with campaign dollars.

Republican legislators closed that loophole, and the law now forbids the use of campaign donations to pay legal fines.

But Jasmine Ratchet has a solution -- just lie about where the money came from. Just claim it's a "salary" from a side-gig.

From the Texas Tribune:

Rep. Jasmine Crockett, a Dallas Democrat who was part of the 2021 quorum break, sees a path to circumvent the campaign finance rules: With minimal limits on external income, Texas lawmakers can simply accept the donations as another salary, she said. As one of the most prolific fundraisers in the U.S. House, Crockett said she's willing to tap her donor base -- and her $3.7 million war chest -- to cover the expenses.

That's illegal. I don't just mean lying, I mean Ratchet's suggestion that people should lie about where their money comes from, and that she will help them.

A "conspiracy" is a simpler-than-you'd-imagine crime: A conspiracy is simply an agreement between two or more people that one or more of them should commit a felony. You don't have to commit the felony to be guilty of conspiring to commit the felony; the conspiracy -- the agreement itself -- is the crime.

You can be guilty of conspiracy to murder even if the murder never comes off. Again, the crime is the conspiracy itself, not the crime you agree to commit. (You can withdraw from a conspiracy but only by taking action that makes it clear you no longer wish the crime to be committed, like... calling the cops.)

There is some case law that you have to commit at least one "overt act" in furtherance of the conspiracy, just to establish it was a real agreement and not some loose talk. If Ratchet does in fact call a single one of her donors, that's an overt act in furtherance of the conspiracy she's already publicly announced.

I don't know Texas law but it is surely a felony for a politician to lie about his sources of income to evade campaign finance laws, so Jasmine Ratchet's urging of others to commit this crime, along with her promise to help commit this crime, makes her a conspirator to commit the crime herself.

She pretends she's a lawyer. She should know all this.

But, you know: None of the letters in "DEI" stand for excellence or achievement or earning it.

Arrest this ratchet criminal.

Posted by: Ace at 06:22 PM

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1 of course they do!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 30, 2025 06:22 PM (dKEEs)

2 top 10

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 30, 2025 06:22 PM (uCjyK)

3 Jasmine Ratchet is forcing herself into another story, and not for any good reason

==

Bitch.

Posted by: Candace Owens at July 30, 2025 06:24 PM (g47mK)

4 >>>criminals, demagogues, and groomers

Oh my.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 06:25 PM (i24o9)

5
Put
The candle
Back

Posted by: Hillary, with her face squished in a secret door at July 30, 2025 06:25 PM (vFG9F)

6 That headline was a bit of a slog, ace. Luckily, I got through it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2025 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

7 Too bad they can't Gerrymander her district...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2025 06:26 PM (VE6XX)

8 Yo

Posted by: Accomack at July 30, 2025 06:26 PM (T1QkV)

9 >>>She would often tout her social media metrics while meeting with House Democrats during her failed bid to become ranking member of the Oversight Committee.

I am pleased that the dem a-holes who created this monster have to deal with it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 06:27 PM (i24o9)

10 Maybe go with: Noted Vegetarian's Side Piece....

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2025 06:27 PM (zZu0s)

11 it is surely a felony for a politician to lie about his sources of income to evade campaign finance laws,"

For your honkies, sure...

Posted by: man at July 30, 2025 06:27 PM (tubbA)

12 >>>"The lock screen on her phone is a headshot of herself."

That's... actually kind of hilarious.

It feels like that's someone a character in a sitcom would do.

I don't think I've ever met anyone in real life who has a headshot of themselves as their lock screen.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 30, 2025 06:28 PM (uCjyK)

13 She should focus on Jews, how they took everything and rule the world.

Posted by: Candace Owens at July 30, 2025 06:28 PM (g47mK)

14 >>>6 That headline was a bit of a slog, ace. Luckily, I got through it.

It is a bit Overstuffed now that I look at it again...

Posted by: ace at July 30, 2025 06:28 PM (KRtlO)

15 That's one big buttload of stereotypes rolled into one obnoxious package.

Posted by: fd at July 30, 2025 06:28 PM (vFG9F)

16 "The lock screen on her phone is a headshot of herself"

Unintentionally hilarious .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2025 06:28 PM (2GCMq)

17 If the Texas "fleebaggers" try to claim that the money is from a side-gig, won't they have to report the income to the IRS and pay the Medicare and Social Security taxes on this "income"?

Posted by: Reno_NV_Dave at July 30, 2025 06:29 PM (XTURA)

18 I don't think people should be so snarky about Laurene Powell Jobs. The woman is a billionaire and that doesn't just happen.

What's that? Oh, the Steve Jobs' widow part was relevant. I see.

Nevermind.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2025 06:29 PM (ExV1e)

19 Following in a long line of race-baiting, grifting hustlers.

Nice work if you can get it.

Posted by: Joseph R. Biden at July 30, 2025 06:29 PM (DsA2n)

20 Oh no she di ‘ nt

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 30, 2025 06:29 PM (Vvm2m)

21 Wish Cotton was a monkey.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2025 06:29 PM (VcVqB)

22 LOL. Does Jasmine know who Ken Paxton is?

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2025 06:29 PM (aBgBM)

23 She has a JD from the University of Houston people. She's an accomplished black woman. Geez.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 30, 2025 06:30 PM (/U5Yz)

24 I don't think I've ever met anyone in real life who has a headshot of themselves as their lock screen.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 30, 2025 06:28 PM (uCjyK)

I heard that a lady at work somehow managed to accidently make her phone incoming pic (like on Google account) a picture of her sitting on a large Dillon.

Thankfully, she only called one person before realizing the mistake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2025 06:30 PM (zZu0s)

25 I am a bit depressed at what Atlantic became. Yeah, it always leaned a bit left, but it was intelligent and well written and literary, it was something you could learn from. Now its a crappy rag like any other, run by someone with an axe to grind promoting utter crap.

I mean it affects and influences nobody and nothing, but its sad to see what happened.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2025 06:30 PM (dfIr7)

26
Spartacus was on the Senate floor today not being nice to his fellow dems.

Love to see the lockstep party splitting up like this.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2025 06:30 PM (Y8DZL)

27 Wish Cotton was a monkey.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2025 06:29 PM (VcVqB)

And a cocaine nose job.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 30, 2025 06:30 PM (dR6yv)

28 Dillon=dildo

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2025 06:30 PM (zZu0s)

29 >>18 I don't think people should be so snarky about Laurene Powell Jobs. The woman is a billionaire and that doesn't just happen.

The Boyscast did this long tribute to the list of the richest women in the world. The joke was that every single one of them married the fortune or inherited it.

Posted by: ace at July 30, 2025 06:30 PM (KRtlO)

30 13 She should focus on Jews, how they took everything and rule the world.
Posted by: Candace Owens at July 30, 2025 06:28 PM (g47mK)

Fuckin’ eh!!
- Breaking Points Show

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 30, 2025 06:30 PM (Vvm2m)

31 Texas?

Y’all can’t take care of this shit?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2025 06:30 PM (W2Pud)

32
Rachet. Heh.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 30, 2025 06:31 PM (IifOV)

33 I don't think people should be so snarky about Laurene Powell Jobs. The woman is a billionaire and that doesn't just happen.

The Boyscast did this long tribute to the list of the richest women in the world. The joke was that every single one of them married the fortune or inherited it.
Posted by: ace at July 30, 2025 06:30 PM (KRtlO)

yeah, what a waste of billions

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2025 06:31 PM (g47mK)

34 I was under the impression that Crockett wasn't an idiot; she just plays one for the media.
I have to admit, I was wrong. She is stupid.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2025 06:31 PM (gKWVE)

35 Yeah you have to go a long way down the list of richest women before you find someone who actually made money vs inheriting or getting it in a divorce.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 30, 2025 06:32 PM (Vvm2m)

36 I don't think I've ever met anyone in real life who has a headshot of themselves as their lock screen.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 30, 2025 06:28 PM (uCjyK)

I could see my wife's former boss doing just that. We visited his house and all the framed photos were of him. Sometimes whatever woman he was dating would be in the shot. Always made me chuckle.

Posted by: Mike the Narf, Possibly White at July 30, 2025 06:32 PM (0aYVJ)

37 Maxine Waters 2: Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: Adrienne Barbeau's Bountiful Breasts at July 30, 2025 06:32 PM (KdXo7)

38 Watch it, buster.

Posted by: Matt Dillon at July 30, 2025 06:32 PM (vFG9F)

39 I heard that a lady at work somehow managed to accidently make her phone incoming pic (like on Google account) a picture of her sitting on a large Dillon.

Thankfully, she only called one person before realizing the mistake.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2025 06:30 PM (zZu0s)

Like an RL550?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 06:32 PM (i24o9)

40 She's the "boilerplate" for Democrats moving "forward."

She ain't going nowhere. Not anytime soon.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2025 06:32 PM (Q4IgG)

41 The "Babylon Bee's" earlier sarcastic take on Jasmine Crockett:

https://tinyurl.com/65btfbn8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2025 06:33 PM (2GCMq)

42 most amazing thing about assmine???? She went to school in St. Louis, and went to.....Country Day ...as someone that lived there, only rich folks kids went there...yet she's sooper skreet....somehow

Posted by: zigggggy at July 30, 2025 06:33 PM (/Pwrg)

43 31 Texas?

Y’all can’t take care of this shit?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2025 06:30 PM (W2Pud)

Inner city Houston or Dallas is no different than inner city Cleveland or Atlanta. Same rot regardless of the state surrounding it.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 30, 2025 06:33 PM (Vvm2m)

44 also, not for nothing, but if someone donates money to a political campaign, I don't think they expect it to be used for their congressman to pay fines because they're deciding to flee the state.

Because
a) this is not campaign related
b) this is not campaign season
and
c) these fines are against the politicians personally for not showing up to their job. That isn't a political expense, it's a personal expense.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 30, 2025 06:33 PM (uCjyK)

45 Ima bigger bitch than you Jasmine.

Posted by: Redistricting at July 30, 2025 06:34 PM (/U5Yz)

46 LOL. Does Jasmine know who Ken Paxton is?
Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2025 06:29 PM (aBgBM)

I liked him as Chet in Weird Science.

Posted by: Mike the Narf, Possibly White at July 30, 2025 06:34 PM (0aYVJ)

47
Aaaaand Scott Bessent Magnitsky Acted the president of Brazil.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2025 06:34 PM (5eIrT)

48 LOL. Does Jasmine know who Ken Paxton is?
Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2025 06:29 PM (aBgBM)

I liked him as Chet in Weird Science.

Posted by: Mike the Narf, Possibly White at July 30, 2025 06:34 PM (0aYVJ)

RIP, Pizza The Hut.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 06:34 PM (i24o9)

49 If the Texas "fleebaggers" try to claim that the money is from a side-gig, won't they have to report the income to the IRS and pay the Medicare and Social Security taxes on this "income"?
Posted by: Reno_NV_Dave at July 30, 2025 06:29 PM (XTURA)

Another point is that the Texas Legislature meets for 140 days every two years (excluding special sessions) and they don't get paid a ton ($7,200 per year, plus a per diem of $221 for every day the Legislature is in session) so most of these people have some other income. Where is THAT coming from while they're out of the state?

It should also be known, and I'm surprised that the Dems don't have this tattooed on their foreheads, that they've done this in the past - twice I believe - and it's cost them seats every time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2025 06:34 PM (ExV1e)

50 42 most amazing thing about assmine???? She went to school in St. Louis, and went to.....Country Day ...as someone that lived there, only rich folks kids went there...yet she's sooper skreet....somehow
Posted by: zigggggy

I notice a pattern here.

Posted by: AOC at July 30, 2025 06:35 PM (dR6yv)

51 ok, fine, cage match between Crockett and MTG

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2025 06:35 PM (g47mK)

52 "The joke was that every single one of them married the fortune or inherited it."

Then there is John Kerry, and guys like him, that marry rich women. (and those women got their money from their rich husbands).

Also true of some of the foundations ... started conservative, then taken over by leftists. (I'm thinking the Annenberg Foundation, I think conservative then taken over by Chicago leftists. Seems to be a pattern)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2025 06:35 PM (vbXSk)

53 I could see my wife's former boss doing just that. We visited his house and all the framed photos were of him. Sometimes whatever woman he was dating would be in the shot. Always made me chuckle.
Posted by: Mike the Narf, Possibly White at July 30, 2025 06:32 PM (0aYVJ)

Like Anthony Fauci having a bust of himself on his desk and a huge portrait of himself behind his desk.

Wouldn't you walk in to the room after your staff and servants set that up and say "ooh, that's too much."

You would think so...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 30, 2025 06:36 PM (uCjyK)

54 44 also, not for nothing, but if someone donates money to a political campaign, I don't think they expect it to be used for their congressman to pay fines because they're deciding to flee the state.

Because
a) this is not campaign related
b) this is not campaign season
and
c) these fines are against the politicians personally for not showing up to their job. That isn't a political expense, it's a personal expense.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 30, 2025 06:33 PM (uCjyK)

I doubt any democrat donor minds. They don’t care about pesky things like laws.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 30, 2025 06:36 PM (Vvm2m)

55 Jasmine and AOC are headed for a session of hairpulling.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 30, 2025 06:36 PM (kTd/k)

56 Oh, yes. Someone on the right should do parody lyrics about Jasmine Crockett based on that old Western show song "Davy. Davy Crockett. King of the wild frontier "

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2025 06:36 PM (2GCMq)

57 55 Jasmine and AOC are headed for a session of hairpulling.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA

Does this include nipple twisting?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 30, 2025 06:37 PM (/U5Yz)

58 Like an RL550?"

Telefunken...

Posted by: man at July 30, 2025 06:37 PM (tubbA)

59 Boilerplate for the Democrats moving forward.

Thought experiment: Would you be engineer on a steam locomotive with her as a plate of the boiler?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 30, 2025 06:37 PM (DsA2n)

60 Rich conservative studly men need to take one for the team and start marrying these billionaire widows, then take over the foundation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2025 06:38 PM (dfIr7)

61 "The lock screen on her phone is a headshot of herself."

OFC it is.

It's amazing when a simple statement of fact and an insult can be the same thing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2025 06:38 PM (Dsfam)

62 How come each democrat is more bat guano than the previous?

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not kill at July 30, 2025 06:38 PM (gxokI)

63 Rep. Jasmine Crockett, a Dallas Democrat who was part of the 2021 quorum break, sees a path to circumvent the campaign finance rules: With minimal limits on external income, Texas lawmakers can simply accept the donations as another salary, she said. As one of the most prolific fundraisers in the U.S. House, Crockett said she's willing to tap her donor base -- and her $3.7 million war chest -- to cover the expenses.

You reckon she paid income tax on that $3.7M?

Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2025 06:39 PM (jc0TO)

64 I wish the reporter would have asked her how many selfies she has in her phone, I'm guessing greater than 5,000.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2025 06:39 PM (gpah0)

65 Jasmine Crockett is a gift. It would behoove us to keep her visible and vocal as long as possible. Sure, her peers don't like her. They likely have been on the receiving end of her self-important stupidity up close and personal. BUT, the true reason they won't talk about her in positive terms is because THAT is the exact mentality they have to, somehow, overshadow if they want to repair the party in any fashion.

Crockett is the loud mouth that shows up to take control when none of the approved Democratic leadership takes control. All the lunatics become emboldened because no one controls the "off switch." The DNC still does not have a valid leader, and they won't for a long while. Because the first one to stick their head up is going to have a vetting target on them from the DOJ...and these people have a lot to hide.

I don't know if Trump planned this or it just fell into place. But, if you're paying attention you've noticed as soon as someone sticks their head up Trump swats it down (sometimes directly) sometimes indirectly like Letisha James.

Posted by: Orson at July 30, 2025 06:40 PM (dIske)

66 Jasmine and AOC are headed for a session of hairpulling.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 30, 2025 06:36 PM (kTd/k)

There's a time out on the floor of the house as one or more members had their hair weaves pulled off.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2025 06:40 PM (dGCAG)

67 How long before we find video of Ratchet twerking after a night of intoxicants?

Yeah, girl! You won't break it!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 30, 2025 06:40 PM (u/fjM)

68 nurse ratched >>>>> retarded ratchet

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2025 06:41 PM (HlyYF)

69 The lock screen on her phone is a headshot of herself

That's levels of hilarious narcissism I didn't know existed. Talk about the ultimate red flag.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 30, 2025 06:41 PM (3ha+O)

70 There are some real fucking loons out there in politics. It’s both funny and a little scary.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 30, 2025 06:41 PM (Vvm2m)

71 She's one of those black women who, when she keeps her body fat under 20%, she's good looking, but the further she goes over, from eating too many Ding Dongs or whatever, she just looks more and more like Louise Jefferson.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 30, 2025 06:42 PM (dGCAG)

72 In the olden days, Jasmine Crockett would be labeled a "Wailing Negress".

But Ratchet Ass works today.

See also Whitney Houston, who would wail and wail in between bumping rails.

Posted by: Ghetto Joe at July 30, 2025 06:43 PM (R/m4+)

73 60 Rich conservative studly men need to take one for the team and start marrying these billionaire widows, then take over the foundation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2025 06:38 PM (dfIr7)

The only men those widows are interested in are studly throw-aways they can always find at 5-star private resorts.

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2025 06:44 PM (aBgBM)

74 It's not conspiracy. It's solicitation. Also a crime.

The question is whether it gets a First Amendment pass, since it's so generally directed.

Posted by: KLA at July 30, 2025 06:45 PM (R1Eqe)

75 There are some real fucking loons out there in politics. It’s both funny and a little scary.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 30, 2025 06:41 PM (Vvm2m)
---
It is a little odd how genuinely unlikeable people get "elected" to high office, when elections *should* depend quite a bit on the politician's ability to persuade people. Which requires a certain amount of pathos to establish an emotional connection with the voters.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2025 06:45 PM (IBQGV)

76 Yet, Jasmine is of the new vanguard, ready to lead Democrats to new heights of glory!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 06:45 PM (tT6L1)

77
Aaaaand Scott Bessent Magnitsky Acted the president of Brazil.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Is that a Polish magnet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 06:45 PM (63Dwl)

78 A fight between AOC and Crockett would be broken up by exactly no one . The old time Dems would say "serves them right" and the younger Dems would say " if they both lose I get more power. "
Plus maybe you'd see AOC's boobs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 06:46 PM (A7hgX)

79 23 She has a JD from the University of Houston people. She's an accomplished black woman. Geez.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 30, 2025 06:30 PM

The University of Houston recently hired a professor that was fired from his previous gig for saying, "All I want for Christmas is white genocide."

So I can only imagine what she "learned" in law school.

P.S. Can you contemplate any university hiring a professor that said the quote above substituting white or Jew out for any other race?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2025 06:46 PM (HlyYF)

80 There are some real fucking loons out there in politics"

Thus the founder's plan to reduce the effects of government.

Posted by: man at July 30, 2025 06:46 PM (tubbA)

81 73 60 Rich conservative studly men need to take one for the team and start marrying these billionaire widows, then take over the foundation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2025 06:38 PM (dfIr7)
_______________________________

Looks good on paper, but it's no slice of heaven. That woman puts ketchup on everything.

Posted by: John Kerry at July 30, 2025 06:46 PM (dIske)

82 Who are these Dallas residents who voted for this pos? So Texas cities are just like the blue shitholes everywhere else?

Posted by: front toward enemy at July 30, 2025 06:47 PM (TIizU)

83 The only men those widows are interested in are studly throw-aways they can always find at 5-star private resorts.

Honesty I have never known a wealthy woman. I have known a few rich dudes, but never a really, really rich person, especially not a woman. Turns out they don't run in the comic book and RPG community.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2025 06:47 PM (dfIr7)

84 Bold. Brash. Borderline illiterate.
====

Literally every Democrat.

Posted by: Star Chamber at July 30, 2025 06:47 PM (JvZF+)

85 The Atlantic likely wanted to write a flattering profile of her. Imagine being such a gigantic asshole that even that attempt goes sideways.

Posted by: Halfhand at July 30, 2025 06:47 PM (u4o47)

86 /judgy sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2025 06:47 PM (JvZF+)

87 "Texas is actually a blue state, just "vote-repressed."

I think she is smart, just intelligence repressed.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 30, 2025 06:48 PM (gDhA9)

88 Jasmine Crockett = solidifying stereotypes

I wonder how many lines of people she's held up. I bet she starts fights with every bank teller, food server and store clerk.

Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2025 06:49 PM (IlL6s)

89 That Atlantic big shows her to be really odd; she uses her own picture for her phone home page LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2025 06:49 PM (dfIr7)

90
I'm old enough to remember when black wymyn of integrity like Lettita James, Tiffany Henyard, Fanni Willis and Stacy Abrams strode the stage.

Posted by: Auspex at July 30, 2025 06:49 PM (Y8DZL)

91 Jasmine is wearing a wig.

Let’s see that nasty thing on the floor of congress.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2025 06:49 PM (W2Pud)

92 Thus the founder's plan to reduce the effects of government.
Posted by: man at July 30, 2025 06:46 PM (tubbA)

One look at Aaron Burr or, hell, even Samuel Adams and the other Founders were probably like "there is no way we're going to hand over supreme sovereignty to this guy, or even risk it".

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2025 06:49 PM (gKWVE)

93 "I mean Ratchet's suggestion that people should lie about where their money comes from, and that she will help them."

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say she has been stealing from her campaign finance for years. You don't come up with this plan on a whim, you come up with it because it's what you've been doing the whole time.

You expect HER to pay for that custom nail job?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 30, 2025 06:50 PM (gDhA9)

94 35 Yeah you have to go a long way down the list of richest women before you find someone who actually made money vs inheriting or getting it in a divorce.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 30, 2025 06:32 PM

I think the Kardashians are geniuses on one tiny, singular topic - monetizing themselves.

They have no discernable skills but have leveraged a sex tape and big butts into billion dollar net worths for several of them?

Of course, a large portion of the American public consists of drooling idiots with credit cards.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2025 06:50 PM (HlyYF)

95 That Atlantic big shows her to be really odd; she uses her own picture for her phone home page LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2025 06:49 PM (dfIr7)
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A sensible person uses cats for their home screen.

Not that I would know anything about that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2025 06:50 PM (IBQGV)

96 Who are these Dallas residents who voted for this pos?"

Voted? That's funny. No, really.

Posted by: man at July 30, 2025 06:50 PM (tubbA)

97 I think she is smart, just intelligence repressed.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 30, 2025 06:48 PM (gDhA9)

She is probably above-average, for the demo, but she plays to the negative stereotypes of her constituency, because that is what they want.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 06:50 PM (i24o9)

98 My favorite is how much the DU love, love, loves her.

My second favorite is how much they think she is articulate and smart.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2025 06:50 PM (lDIPK)

99 I have known a few rich dudes, but never a really, really rich person, especially not a woman. Turns out they don't run in the comic book and RPG community.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2025 06:47 PM (dfIr7)

Lorraine Williams?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2025 06:50 PM (gKWVE)

100 @83 Christopher R Taylor-Thers a community for Recoilless Propelled Grenade launcher aficionados?

Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2025 06:51 PM (IlL6s)

101 Ace, I think Jasmine should go ahead with her scheme. Mainly because I don't want just her arrested, I want a whole bunch of democrats arrested.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 06:51 PM (tT6L1)

102 Jasmine
Jasmine Crockett
Not if i had ten beers...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2025 06:51 PM (Dsfam)

103 Lettita James, Tiffany Henyard, Fanni Willis and Stacy Abrams strode the stage."

We're gonna need a bigger stage...

Posted by: man at July 30, 2025 06:51 PM (tubbA)

104 75 There are some real fucking loons out there in politics. It’s both funny and a little scary.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 30, 2025 06:41 PM (Vvm2m)
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It is a little odd how genuinely unlikeable people get "elected" to high office, when elections *should* depend quite a bit on the politician's ability to persuade people. Which requires a certain amount of pathos to establish an emotional connection with the voters.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2025 06:45 PM (IBQGV)

Unlikeable people get get elected because they are psychopaths who can convincingly act as-needed to con voters into liking them for a few months, weeks, days, or a day.

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2025 06:51 PM (aBgBM)

105 Anybody doubt that Crockett would be involved in the Cincinnati mob that beat those people? I don't

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 06:52 PM (A7hgX)

106 P.S. Can you contemplate any university hiring a professor that said the quote above substituting white or Jew out for any other race?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2025 06:46 PM (HlyYF)

Jews? Totally. I think it would be a bonus on the application.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 30, 2025 06:52 PM (Vvm2m)

107 I think she is absolutely marvelous, and is a walking billboard for voting Republican. And I'll bet the Hispanics in her district love her antics.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 30, 2025 06:52 PM (n9ltV)

108 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say she has been stealing from her campaign finance for years. You don't come up with this plan on a whim, you come up with it because it's what you've been doing the whole time.

You expect HER to pay for that custom nail job?
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 30, 2025 06:50 PM (gDhA9)

I fucking told you everyone does it! Why am I in here for 7 years for using campaign funds to pay for botox?!

Posted by: George Santos' Prison Musings at July 30, 2025 06:52 PM (uCjyK)

109
I think the Kardashians are geniuses on one tiny, singular topic - monetizing themselves.

They sell bit butts and they do not lie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 06:53 PM (63Dwl)

110 Jasmine Crockett = solidifying stereotypes

I wonder how many lines of people she's held up. I bet she starts fights with every bank teller, food server and store clerk.
Posted by: JROD

Would it make me racist I I refused to get in line behind Jasmine, even choosing a longer line knowing Jasmine will have some issue requiring resolution by management.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 30, 2025 06:53 PM (/lPRQ)

111 Texas should make it law that if you flee the state during a legislative session to avoid a quorum, you have abandoned your seat and voluntarily resign. The Governor shall then appoint replacements for each fled legislator. If they return to Texas, they should then face a prison sentence of 10 years.

Posted by: Silentbrick at July 30, 2025 06:53 PM (FaUhp)

112 >>>The only men those widows are interested in are studly throw-aways they can always find at 5-star private resorts.

>This is why ace rarely gets up before noon.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 30, 2025 06:54 PM (u/fjM)

113 This bimbo didn't get where she is on her own any more than Kamala did.

Posted by: davidt at July 30, 2025 06:54 PM (i0F8b)

114 Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 30, 2025 06:51 PM

Well done! I elect you to do the rest of the parody song.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2025 06:54 PM (2GCMq)

115 Unlikeable people get get elected because they are psychopaths who can convincingly act as-needed to con voters into liking them for a few months, weeks, days, or a day.
Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2025 06:51 PM (aBgBM)

Agreed. I think it would be nearly impossible to be a successful politician in the US (and all that entails) without having some kind of major personality disorder.

Think of how narcissistic you need to be to actually run and campaign for office, much less how entirely unprincipled and willing to schmooze and lie to people's faces all the time you need to be to successfully get tapped by one of the parties to have a chance of winning that office.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 30, 2025 06:54 PM (uCjyK)

116 If the Atlantic is publishing a hit piece on Jasmine, someone gave them the go ahead to take her out. Someone with sense realizes Jasmine isn't helping the brand.

This ploy, however, will not work, because there are plenty of other eager loud mouth idiot Democrat congresscritters willing to fill the ranting idiot leader slot.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 06:55 PM (tT6L1)

117 The last 20 minutes of work are always the longest.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2025 06:55 PM (W2Pud)

118 >>>The only men those widows are interested in are studly throw-aways they can always find at 5-star private resorts.

>This is why ace rarely gets up before noon.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 30, 2025 06:54 PM (u/fjM)

Xe/Xhe is a rich widow?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 06:55 PM (i24o9)

119 111 Texas should make it law that if you flee the state during a legislative session to avoid a quorum, you have abandoned your seat and voluntarily resign. ...
Posted by: Silentbrick at July 30, 2025 06:53 PM (FaUhp)

I was thinking that earlier. Unfortunately I then came up with the downside: it wouldn't pass. About a third of the GOP caucus are cucks.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2025 06:55 PM (gKWVE)

120 I don't know Texas law but it is surely a felony for a politician to lie about his sources of income to evade campaign finance laws,
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IIRC correctly the decade-long criminal prosecution of Paxton was over allegations that he accepted home renovations at below-market rates that should have been counted as contirbutions?

Or something.

It was very stupid and had zero actual evidence behind it.
But the Bushies were all-in on the "seriousness of the allegations must be investigated."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2025 06:55 PM (lDIPK)

121 @110 Itinerant Alley Butcher-no it doesn't make you racist. Its an observable fact even by non-ghetto blacks.

Posted by: JROD at July 30, 2025 06:56 PM (IlL6s)

122 Now Crockett v Tiffany Henyard would be a great celebrity death match. They're both narcissistic incompetent loons who couldn't stand to give the other oxygen in the same room

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 06:56 PM (A7hgX)

123 109
I think the Kardashians are geniuses on one tiny, singular topic - monetizing themselves.

They sell bit butts and they do not lie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 06:53 PM (63Dwl)

They owe their fame and earnings to OJ. I wonder, do they every think about that and feel any regret or sadness? Ha! I denounce myself for asking.

Posted by: Gref at July 30, 2025 06:56 PM (aBgBM)

124 And I'll bet the Hispanics in her district love her antics."

And you'd win. Relations between these groups aren't getting better...

Posted by: man at July 30, 2025 06:56 PM (tubbA)

125 60 Rich conservative studly men need to take one for the team and start marrying these billionaire widows, then take over the foundation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2025 06:38 PM

I volunteer!

Oh wait, I taught Bride of PI to be a pretty good shot.

Never mind!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2025 06:56 PM (HlyYF)

126 So did Hawaii get hit with a tidal wave? I am assuming no.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2025 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

127 Mama Kardashian monetized a video of her daughter getting butt banged. The rest is history

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 06:58 PM (A7hgX)

128 127 Mama Kardashian monetized a video of her daughter getting butt banged. The rest is history
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 06:58 PM (A7hgX)

That's the American dream right there.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 30, 2025 06:59 PM (uCjyK)

129 And I'll bet the Hispanics in her district love her antics."

And you'd win. Relations between these groups aren't getting better...
Posted by: man at July 30, 2025 06:56 PM (tubbA)

Her district is about evenly split between blacks and Hispanics. And she won 85% of the vote in 2024 and 75% in 2022.

Hispanics seems to like her just fine.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 30, 2025 06:59 PM (Vvm2m)

130 Jasmine is wearing a wig.

I saw a little video of a black girl doing a long jump, she did an amazing leap, really long distance... and her wig came off. Why are you wearing a wig to track and field to begin with??? Its like a satire now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2025 07:00 PM (dfIr7)

131
LBJ: Dean, why don't people like me?

Dean Acheson: Mr. President, you're not a likable person.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2025 07:00 PM (HZi96)

132 I would take a right-wing J.K Rowling for a billionaire.

Since Rowling is "self made", at least her BS detector was accurate enough to smell the stench coming from child mutilation surgeries!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2025 07:00 PM (HlyYF)

133 The same people that gave that kid $900k for knifing and killing a white boy are the same people that will keep Jasmine flush with campaign funds.

No matter how hard the DNC tries to sideline her.

Good.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2025 07:01 PM (lDIPK)

134

Is it news to these AWFLs that black women are loud and obnoxious?

They're now just noticing. Huh.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 30, 2025 07:01 PM (et1vG)

135 "...and proclaimed that she was "shutting down the profile and revoking all permissions," which isn't a thing."

Damn. Now that's stupid. Telling a reporter you're shutting down their story about you.

Worth a shot I guess.

Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2025 07:01 PM (fV+MH)

136 True Texans think Jasmine is all wig and no culture.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 30, 2025 07:02 PM (0sNs1)

137 There's a community for Recoilless Propelled Grenade launcher aficionados?

I mean, who doesn't love a good Rocket Propelled Grenade!

I would be a great husband for a billionaire widow, other than that I'm not an Alpha stud and have poor health and am not very social.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 30, 2025 07:02 PM (dfIr7)

138 "Her district is about evenly split between blacks and Hispanics. And she won 85% of the vote in 2024 and 75% in 2022."

Who counted the votes, errr, ballots?

Posted by: davidt at July 30, 2025 07:02 PM (i0F8b)

139 >>>I saw a little video of a black girl doing a long jump, she did an amazing leap, really long distance... and her wig came off. Why are you wearing a wig to track and field to begin with??? Its like a satire now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

>It has something to do with coefficients, but I'm not a math guy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 30, 2025 07:03 PM (u/fjM)

140
So did Hawaii get hit with a tidal wave? I am assuming no.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

It was a tiny tidal wave.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 07:03 PM (63Dwl)

141 Don't listen to the haters, Jasmine!! Fight, Fight, Fight!!

youtu.be/5Ioiag30eAI

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 30, 2025 07:03 PM (sAmhv)

142 So did Hawaii get hit with a tidal wave? I am assuming no.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Not really. They forgot that the bad tsunami are when the susceptible bays face the origin of the tsunami. Those bays were all on the lee side of the 'tidal wave'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 30, 2025 07:04 PM (/lPRQ)

143 "...and proclaimed that she was "shutting down the profile and revoking all permissions," which isn't a thing."

She flounced?

Posted by: old chick at July 30, 2025 07:04 PM (F3Dlr)

144 @130 a WNBA player had her wig fly off in a game the other night. A fan was thrown out of the arena for laughing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 07:04 PM (A7hgX)

145 Now Crockett v Tiffany Henyard would be a great celebrity death match.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
________

That show needs to come back. And MXC. When shows like that come back, I'll believe woke is finally on the ropes.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 30, 2025 07:04 PM (XvL8K)

146 nood ^

Posted by: IS ROTH at July 30, 2025 07:04 PM (/kjAq)

147 138 "Her district is about evenly split between blacks and Hispanics. And she won 85% of the vote in 2024 and 75% in 2022."

Who counted the votes, errr, ballots?
Posted by: davidt at July 30, 2025 07:02 PM

Yeah they cheated. She only won 83%. 😀

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 30, 2025 07:04 PM (Vvm2m)

148 *slaps on WNBA wig

Look, Smithers. I'm Jasime Crockett.

Posted by: Montgomery Burns at July 30, 2025 07:05 PM (4DY5T)

149 In 2023, there were 2.25 times more Black or African American (Non-Hispanic) residents (308k people) in Congressional District 30, TX than any other race or ethnicity

Datausa...

Posted by: man at July 30, 2025 07:06 PM (tubbA)

150 126 So did Hawaii get hit with a tidal wave? I am assuming no.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2025 06:58 PM

They did get hit, with like a 5-6 footer.

I have seen some of the calculations for tsunami predictions ... and they are fricking complicated, and require a near perfect map of the underwater topography plus nearly infinite computing power.

I am perfectly fine with sending out tsunami alerts for EVERY big oceanic earthquake, along with a rough arrival time. Not a very large price to pay for "false alerts".

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 30, 2025 07:06 PM (HlyYF)

151 What you lot goin' on about then?

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at July 30, 2025 07:06 PM (AOsQT)

152
She is the very personification of ignurnt

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 30, 2025 07:07 PM (Tv15w)

153
a WNBA player had her wig fly off in a game the other night. A fan was thrown out of the arena for laughing
Posted by: Smell the Glove

What happens when everybody laughs?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 07:07 PM (63Dwl)

154 Wait. Either I have to believe The Atlantic or I have to disbelieve that Jazzy is low down lying incompetent narcissistic rat?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 30, 2025 07:07 PM (L/fGl)

155 Aaaaand Scott Bessent Magnitsky Acted the president of Brazil.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 30, 2025 06:34 PM (5eIrT)

aaaaand somebody ain't goin' to Disneyworld!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2025 07:08 PM (D7oie)

156 Jizzmen Crockett is just another example of our coarsened social culture- the death of manners, of decorum. It is selfish and loud and narcissistic behavior, and it has become the rule rather than the exception.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at July 30, 2025 07:09 PM (AOsQT)

157 The democrats really are a political party of misfit toys. They're all embarrassing theater kids trying to be influencers; I'm waiting on Chuck Schumer to snort cinnamon or eat a tide pod or some other idiotic YouTube challenge.

And to all you dems filming yourselves working out; fuck off. Only athletes and pitiable try hards do that. Men don't need to film themselves exercising unless they rarely do it and it shows.

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 30, 2025 07:12 PM (xP8uf)

158
I propose the AoS Stylebook refer to this woman as "Jizzmine Crackhead".

Thoughts?

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Oy! at July 30, 2025 07:15 PM (AOsQT)

159 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2025 07:15 PM (ZGoXP)

160 I’m FFRREEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2025 07:16 PM (W2Pud)

161 Completely off topic, I've been discussing crewed missions to Mars with Grok.

I find it wild I'm discussing a project with an AI that was the stuff of science fiction back when I was a wee lad.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 07:18 PM (tT6L1)

162 Nood. Cause I never saw one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2025 07:18 PM (zZu0s)

163 Jasmine fuckin blap dap a dap Blap dab a dap

Go the fuck away already...

With your fake ass

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 30, 2025 07:38 PM (XLfSN)

164 Do not forget: if you are a Rep in the TX HR, in order to be absent from the Legislature when it is in session, you need permission from the Speaker of the House. If this is not given, yes, DPS can and will arrest you and take you back to Austin.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 30, 2025 07:44 PM (vm8sq)

165 117 The last 20 minutes of work are always the longest.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2025 06:55 PM (W2Pud)

Truth.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 30, 2025 07:45 PM (vm8sq)

166 126 So did Hawaii get hit with a tidal wave? I am assuming no.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2025 06:58 PM (zZu0s

Spring or neap?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 30, 2025 07:47 PM (vm8sq)

167 "makes sure to notify the reporter that her YouTube rant about ICE agents being "out of control" was approaching 800,000 views. "

That and her Congressional salary will get her a couple hundred K a year plus whatever grift she gets from insider trading or whatever it is that makes Congressweasels so rich on $200K a year.

Posted by: Rick C at July 30, 2025 08:03 PM (1zWbY)

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