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The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory "Ssspartacuss" Booker Yells Like a Mental Patient In His Latest TikTok Stunt While Democrats Pump Iron for Communism GAINZZZ

He's a very emotional "man."

But he's totally tough.

Democrats are showing that they're Strong and Tough and Completely Relatable to Masculine Men.

Like this Chinese spy sissy:

Oooh, benching one plate is TIGHT!


CNN wants you to know how Butch Democrats are now.

Democrats running in next year's midterms are pumping out videos of themselves pumping iron.

In one video, Texas Senate candidate Colin Allred stands in his home gym after a workout and, still in a sweat, criticizes President Donald Trump's handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files. In another, Cait Conley, an Army veteran challenging New York Rep. Mike Lawler, talks about affordability as a video plays of her pressing weights over her head.

And when a critic on social media jabbed at his bench-press form in a recent campaign ad, Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed posted a snappy dismissal correcting how many pounds he was lifting.
Ad

"That's 315, habibi," El-Sayed said in a post on X that has been viewed more than 5 million times.

Politicians working out in public is a bipartisan custom. But Democrats are increasingly posting weightlifting content in hopes of reaching male voters in the so-called "manosphere" that Trump mastered during his campaign. They are also trying to move past the ongoing arguments -- fanned by Trump and Republicans on Capitol Hill -- over former President Joe Biden's physical and mental fitness.

"People want to see vigor, they want to see action, that you're prepared to do the job, doing more than sitting behind a podium regurgitating a litany of nonsensical acronyms," said Democratic strategist Joe Caiazzo.

Pat Dennis, another strategist, credited candidates for exploring new ways to reach people, but warned about seeming inauthentic.

"I would caution Democrats against pulling out a checklist -- 'For young men, we'll do some bench pressing; for young women, we'll talk about the Barbie movie,'" he said. "People don't like checklists and they don't like being pandered to. They remember you for who you are. You need to be authentic, in a way that is believable."



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1 LOL

Posted by: steevy at July 30, 2025 02:10 PM (YwEeS)

2 He cries when Big Mike bangs him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2025 02:10 PM (ExV1e)

3 Spartacuck Booker is looking a little plump. He needs to hit the gym.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 30, 2025 02:11 PM (iFTx/)

4 Good grief, I was right. Single plate on Swallwell's bar.

I need to get to a gym and see if I can do that. I'd love to send a video of skinny old man me bench pressing 135 to Swallwell.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 02:12 PM (tT6L1)

5 This rebranding will go well for them, I think.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2025 02:12 PM (mzM2O)

6 Fed leaves rates unchanged, what an ass

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 30, 2025 02:12 PM (FCrpy)

7 Thpartacust was also screaming at fellow Dems during that meltdown. Namely noted water of salads with a comb Amy Klobachar.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:12 PM (MGB5H)

8 Hate must be fun

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 30, 2025 02:13 PM (Ch4Qk)

9 LMAO at this whole ploy to try to win back men after denigrating them for the last few decades.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 02:13 PM (i24o9)

10 Well he's just an excitable boy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2025 02:13 PM (viF8m)

11 Fang Fang said that iron isn't the only thing that Swalwell doesn't know how to pump.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 30, 2025 02:13 PM (PzXaK)

12 Punch MAGA voters in the face ? Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2025 02:13 PM (VE6XX)

13 I'm telling you, having lisping homos explain Real Masculinity to Gen-X men is their new plan for winning. I heard it on NPR, and snickered.

Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2025 02:14 PM (jc0TO)

14 I told you this is what the Hunter play a week ago was about. A show of "masculinity".

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 02:14 PM (RLuzd)

15 WTF caused him to do this? I understand that the democrats have been instructed to use foul language when they speak to make them look tough, but to go off on an unhinged psychotic rant is something completely different.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 30, 2025 02:14 PM (e5NfL)

16 >>> 9 LMAO at this whole ploy to try to win back men after denigrating them for the last few decades.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 02:13 PM (i24o9)

When David Hogg is too manly for your party...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2025 02:14 PM (ULPxl)

17 60 kilos.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 30, 2025 02:14 PM (uqNg8)

18 He's an expert at getting down on his knees apparently.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2025 02:14 PM (BvTfc)

19 Old and busted: END TOXIC MASCULINITY!!!!!

New hotness: Democrats are the REAL MEN!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2025 02:14 PM (Hkcdp)

20 I'm very tired of this 'film life' culture that came about with social media.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2025 02:14 PM (mzM2O)

21 https://youtu.be/uG2blKU8O5k?feature=shared

Dax and Ron (Letterkenny) remind me of the Ds trying to be all "butch"

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2025 02:15 PM (Pv3Rg)

22 Donald Trump doesn't lift anything heavier than a set of golf clubs, and he's got more T than everyone in the Democrat Party put together - including 'Swolewell' and Spartacus.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 30, 2025 02:15 PM (f61hu)

23 I told you this is what the Hunter play a week ago was about. A show of "masculinity".

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 02:14 PM (RLuzd)

To be fair, we just thought you were having another one of your episodes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 02:15 PM (i24o9)

24 That Eric Fartswell video ... it's odd that we never see the ends of the barbell rod. It's like the vid was framed to deliberately conceal the ends. Gee, I wonder why? I'll bet anyone that he had spotters on either end helping him lift that small amount of weight.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 30, 2025 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

25 So this is the Donk GAAIINZZZ?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at July 30, 2025 02:15 PM (YNVKB)

26 Oh my goodness, get over Dobbs already! Women did not lose access to "healthcare," they just might have to travel a bit to kill their unborn babies.

Posted by: pookysgirl is sick of this one at July 30, 2025 02:15 PM (Wt5PA)

27 >>> 12 Punch MAGA voters in the face ? Hahahahahahahaha
Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2025 02:13 PM (VE6XX)

Let's see if they'll go after anyone younger than 85.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2025 02:15 PM (ULPxl)

28 that mother effer Powell

I swear to God if I every catch up to his ass

what does he have, 5 months left?

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2025 02:16 PM (Pv3Rg)

29 I don't even know what this post is about, but that video of people punching is....uh...hmm... FUCKING HILARIOUIS

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 30, 2025 02:16 PM (NtVYv)

30 Sorry Michigan's Abdul El-Sayed, your ass was not on the bench throughout the lift.

Red lights from the side judges, Head referee cannot make that call from where he sits.

Lift is deemed "no lift" ...

You have one minute to put in your next attempt.

Mr Swalwell ... the bar is loaded

Posted by: browndog with the rule book at July 30, 2025 02:16 PM (TTAGa)

31 Oooooh that one chick is throwing a light med ball into the wall. She isn't even doing wall shots.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:16 PM (MGB5H)

32 Good grief, I was right. Single plate on Swallwell's bar.

I need to get to a gym and see if I can do that. I'd love to send a video of skinny old man me bench pressing 135 to Swallwell.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 02:12 PM (tT6L1)


I'm not sure saying I went and did nothing for my constituents when the evil republicans told me too is quite the burn he thinks it is.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:16 PM (8avO+)

33 Wait, I thought physical fitness was white supremacy?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2025 02:16 PM (wKJf5)

34 Cory Booker, a senator? I thought he was CNN talent.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2025 02:16 PM (85azL)

35 Looks like Swalwell is benching all of 40.8 kg (aka 90 lbs).

He is a 90 pound weakling.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at July 30, 2025 02:16 PM (xRaGD)

36
Hold him!

(tears off mask)

It's Old Man Hogg!!!

Me and my string bean arms would have got away with it too, if it wasnt for you meddling kids!!

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 02:16 PM (RLuzd)

37 26 Oh my goodness, get over Dobbs already! Women did not lose access to "healthcare," they just might have to travel a bit to kill their unborn babies.
Posted by: pookysgirl is sick of this one at July 30, 2025 02:15 PM (Wt5PA)

Don't interrupt the narrative! The yoots are
Impressionable.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2025 02:16 PM (mzM2O)

38 I thought the left were supposed to be peaceable folk?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 02:17 PM (63Dwl)

39 Demokratz "Pumping Iron"?

They should stick to Sucking Semen.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 30, 2025 02:17 PM (wtvvX)

40 Srsly, they have no idea what a traditional male looks at acts like after demonizing them, reducing them to crude caricatures, for 20 years.

Heh, good luck with this new manliness, pussies!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2025 02:17 PM (Hkcdp)

41 40% Brazil tariff EO just signed by DJT.

Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2025 02:17 PM (rj6Yv)

42 28 that mother effer Powell

I swear to God if I every catch up to his ass

what does he have, 5 months left?

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 30, 2025 02:16 PM (Pv3Rg)

Until May

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2025 02:17 PM (VE6XX)

43 Wait, I thought physical fitness was white supremacy?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2025 02:16 PM (wKJf5)

Would it shock you to find they don't believe anything they say about anything, ever

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 02:17 PM (RLuzd)

44 LMAO at this whole ploy to try to win back men after denigrating them for the last few decades.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 02:13 PM (i24o9)

That last sentence in one article saying that over 65 women are the best weight lifters is going to move that needle with men the right direction.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:17 PM (8avO+)

45 WTF caused him to do this? I understand that the democrats have been instructed to use foul language when they speak to make them look tough, but to go off on an unhinged psychotic rant is something completely different.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 30, 2025 02:14 PM (e5NfL)

It was bitching that the Dems moved forward to allow a vote on one of kloubachar's bills about giving more money for policing. But he wasn't even there to block it because "he was busy". She went at him pretty hard.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:18 PM (MGB5H)

46 I commented earlier today that Swalwell is in the squatting cage because no one in the gym will give him a spot.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2025 02:18 PM (JvZF+)

47 All Gutfeld has to do is keep laughing at Smallwell.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 02:18 PM (RLuzd)

48 Why do politicians spend so much time preening for the media?

It's like they don't have enough to do.

Maybe we should cut their pay.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2025 02:18 PM (mzM2O)

49 Does Booker use one of those motorized shoe shine machines on his head?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 02:18 PM (63Dwl)

50 Okay, let's assume, for sake of argument, the chowderheads learn to throw a punch.

Fine and dandy. However, what happens when they not only receive a punch in return, but get put on the ground with extreme prejudice?

Not a single one of the people I saw in the "learning to punch" video looked like they could take a punch. And I didn't see a single punch, and I'm being generous with the term, that would phase a 10 year old boy, let alone a full grown man.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 02:19 PM (tT6L1)

51 Does Booker use one of those motorized shoe shine machines on his head?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 02:18 PM



Turtle Wax

Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2025 02:19 PM (jc0TO)

52 43 Wait, I thought physical fitness was white supremacy?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2025 02:16 PM (wKJf5)

Would it shock you to find they don't believe anything they say about anything, ever
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 02:17 PM (RLuzd)

Am disappoint.

It was the Hitlerian qualities of the bench press that I most enjoyed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2025 02:19 PM (wKJf5)

53 >>> 26 Oh my goodness, get over Dobbs already! Women did not lose access to "healthcare," they just might have to travel a bit to kill their unborn babies.
Posted by: pookysgirl is sick of this one at July 30, 2025 02:15 PM (Wt5PA)

"access" is one of the many words commies mangle; they mean *you* are supposed to pay for every conceivable expense related to the exercise of a right or else you are denying said right.

So, where are my free gubs and ammo, dipshits?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2025 02:19 PM (ULPxl)

54 That Swalwell video is fake. He is inserted onto the bench. Maybe trying to find a more gym looking set? Also appears there are people lifting on either side of him, so he isn’t even doing the chest press. Maybe it was take 35 and he was worn out? But his form is kind of garbage, too, so I wonder in general what is happening here.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 02:19 PM (GMx4K)

55 I'm reading 50% Brazil Tariff. Oh noes. Brazil Nuts.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 30, 2025 02:19 PM (uqNg8)

56 I’m sure that after their work out Democrats enjoy a sip of Chardonnay Penis.

They just tired to undermine the entire US government, use COVID as a weapon against the people, use the government to infringe on people’s liberties, claim men are women, claim you children should be government property, support illegal immigrants, confiscatory taxes and apparently don’t believe in most of the Bill of Rights.

That’s the short list.

So knock yourselves out Democrats. Nobody believes you. Sissies.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 30, 2025 02:19 PM (fB/cf)

57 Here we see them training to punch MAGA voters in the face.

I'm old, and feeble. I could only hit you back with about 1/2 ounce but it'd be moving pretty quick at the time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 30, 2025 02:20 PM (ExV1e)

58 >> I told you this is what the Hunter play a week ago was about. A show of "masculinity".


Nothing increases T Levels like Pure, Homecooked Crack Cocaine.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2025 02:20 PM (NjhIg)

59 To be fair, we just thought you were having another one of your episodes.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 02:15 PM (i24o9)

Joke's on you - they never actually end.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 02:20 PM (RLuzd)

60 49 Does Booker use one of those motorized shoe shine machines on his head?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 02:18 PM (63Dwl

Pretty sure his bald shine comes from the manly hands maneuvering his head during felatio.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2025 02:20 PM (mzM2O)

61
I believe most elected people who "represent " us in government are psychotic, just like the psychos who vote for them.

Posted by: fourseasons at July 30, 2025 02:20 PM (3ek7K)

62 But Democrats are increasingly posting weightlifting content in hopes of reaching male voters in the so-called "manosphere" that Trump mastered during his campaign.
=====
If you told me 20 years ago I would ever be seeing this sentence in print I would have thought you were nuts.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2025 02:21 PM (JvZF+)

63 It's ok to arch your back to get drive on a bench press, assuming it's for training and not a meet in a league that bans that. But he's wearing gloves and his elbows are too flared. And that looks like 225, not 315. Struggling with 225 (and you're struggling with that back arch) isn't really something to brag about.

If you posts videos of yourself lifting, your form will be criticized.

Posted by: brak at July 30, 2025 02:21 PM (jGJov)

64 Additional 40% Tariff raising it to 50%.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 30, 2025 02:21 PM (uqNg8)

65 That Eric Fartswell video ... it's odd that we never see the ends of the barbell rod. It's like the vid was framed to deliberately conceal the ends. Gee, I wonder why? I'll bet anyone that he had spotters on either end helping him lift that small amount of weight.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 30, 2025 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

That would seem too much work. Recently in a gym video I saw that their are large weights that are pretty light but the standard size. You could use those easily enough.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:21 PM (8avO+)

66 46 I commented earlier today that Swalwell is in the squatting cage because no one in the gym will give him a spot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2025 02:18 PM (JvZF+)

Can't hate on the guy for situational awareness ...

No spotters ... use safeties, or Bench in the rack.

But yeah ...he's an asshoe, and no one wants to spot him EVER.

Posted by: browndog with the rule book at July 30, 2025 02:21 PM (TTAGa)

67 A storm is threatening here. It is dark as night outside.

Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2025 02:21 PM (jc0TO)

68 Corey and Eric both love me and I have a few problems with that but what ya gonna do.

Posted by: The Penis at July 30, 2025 02:21 PM (Sdlpf)

69 >>>I'm not sure saying I went and did nothing for my constituents when the evil republicans told me too is quite the burn he thinks it is.
Posted by: Oldcat
---------------------

Instead of going to work and doing my job I'm skipping it and farting off at the gym. Don't you wish you could skip work anytime you wanted?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2025 02:21 PM (85azL)

70 They might get one punch. It’s what happens after that matters.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 30, 2025 02:21 PM (fB/cf)

71 “You need to be authentic, in a way that is believable.”


Wow.
Should we tell him he did the joke/meme?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2025 02:21 PM (Hkcdp)

72 What makes me think Booker hasn't read tje Constitution lately?

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2025 02:21 PM (+qU29)

73 Cait is kinda cute

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 30, 2025 02:22 PM (xcxpd)

74 WTF caused him to do this? I understand that the democrats have been instructed to use foul language when they speak to make them look tough, but to go off on an unhinged psychotic rant is something completely different.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 30, 2025 02:14 PM (e5NfL)

Nothing says manliness like throwing hissy fits about killing babies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 02:22 PM (i24o9)

75 The Dems new campaign strategists: Hans and Franz "we're going to pump you up"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 02:22 PM (A7hgX)

76 72 What makes me think Booker hasn't read tje Constitution lately?
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2025 02:21 PM (+qU29)

Or ever

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2025 02:22 PM (VE6XX)

77 "And when a critic on social media jabbed at his bench-press form in a recent campaign ad"

I don't think that comment went to his form. I think the comment and the close-up meant to show how there's no shadow under his back. Like it's faked. I don't know if that's true, but the lack of a shadow does seem odd to me.

315 is serious weight to bench press with decent reps and no cheating. I suspect this goatfucking clown can't do it.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 30, 2025 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

78 This is every bit as fake, gay, retarded and staged as Elizabeth Warren staring at the camera drinking a longneck and Chuck Schumer posing with raw cheese-topped beef patties. And unless they started making 67.5 pound iron plates, that's 225 and his form is still shit. You keep your lower back arched but you don't take your butt off the bench.

Posted by: They're all fake stupid pandering dipshits at July 30, 2025 02:22 PM (TbWk/)

79 I'm reading 50% Brazil Tariff. Oh noes. Brazil Nuts.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 30, 2025 02:19 PM (uqNg

Maybe a 40% hike on top of the current 10% ?

Posted by: mrp at July 30, 2025 02:22 PM (rj6Yv)

80 Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayed
·
Follow
That’s 315, habibi.
====

Doesn't excuse bad form habibi, it explains it.

No one is impressed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2025 02:22 PM (JvZF+)

81 63 It's ok to arch your back to get drive on a bench press, assuming it's for training and not a meet in a league that bans that. But he's wearing gloves and his elbows are too flared. And that looks like 225, not 315. Struggling with 225 (and you're struggling with that back arch) isn't really something to brag about.

If you posts videos of yourself lifting, your form will be criticized.
Posted by: brak at July 30, 2025 02:21 PM (jGJov)

C'mon ...

That's not arching.

That's bridging, and it's a no lift whether in the gym, or at a competition.

Posted by: browndog with the rule book at July 30, 2025 02:23 PM (TTAGa)

82 Does Booker use one of those motorized shoe shine machines on his head?

--

All of us yutes who grew up in the 60s/70s probably had a dad with one of those things. One side red, the other black.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2025 02:23 PM (qBdHI)

83 >>>The ability for women to access healthcare is a fundamental right.

cite?

Posted by: brak at July 30, 2025 02:23 PM (jGJov)

84 Cute.

Now let's see them at the gun range.

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 15.5 % at July 30, 2025 02:23 PM (jvJvP)

85 Pussies

Posted by: Ruth Bader Gainzburg at July 30, 2025 02:23 PM (b/xWY)

86 Boasberg misconduct thingee. Did anyone notice that?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 30, 2025 02:23 PM (uqNg8)

87 But Democrats are increasingly posting weightlifting content in hopes of reaching male voters in the so-called "manosphere" that Trump mastered during his campaign.
=====
If you told me 20 years ago I would ever be seeing this sentence in print I would have thought you were nuts.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2025 02:21 PM (JvZF+)

The manosphere really isn't that aligned with politics, aside from the specific instance of divorce and family court laws at the state level.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:24 PM (8avO+)

88 Does Booker use one of those motorized shoe shine machines on his head?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 02:18 PM
-

Turtle Wax

Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2025 02:19 PM (jc0TO)
-

Strange. He doesn't look Polish.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 30, 2025 02:24 PM (PxkKd)

89 don't think that comment went to his form. I think the comment and the close-up meant to show how there's no shadow under his back. Like it's faked. I don't know if that's true, but the lack of a shadow does seem odd to me.

315 is serious weight to bench press with decent reps and no cheating. I suspect this goatfucking clown can't do it.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 30, 2025 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

His ass is off the bench. That's a no rep. Also the bar clearly has 2 plates/side. So 225. Not 315.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:24 PM (MGB5H)

90 4 Good grief, I was right. Single plate on Swallwell's bar.

I need to get to a gym and see if I can do that. I'd love to send a video of skinny old man me bench pressing 135 to Swallwell.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 02:12 PM (tT6L1)

Eric Swalwell is 44 years old. Greg Gutfeld is 60. There is an enormous decline in strength every year after you turn 40, unless you're consistently pumping iron. Swalwell would naturally be stronger than Gutfeld.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 30, 2025 02:24 PM (f61hu)

91 The guy (?) in the.. punching circle? Vid should just let those pussies punch him in the face. Not like it would hurt or anything.

Posted by: Reforger at July 30, 2025 02:24 PM (TOnMl)

92 You guy give us crap for Miss Lindsey here in SC.

But at least we aren't New Jersey.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2025 02:24 PM (6ydKt)

93 Does Booker use one of those motorized shoe shine machines on his head?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 02:18 PM


Turtle Wax
Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2025 02:19 PM (jc0TO)

+1 For that lasting, hard shell shine.

(Beat me to it)

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2025 02:24 PM (q2NNn)

94 C'mon ...

That's not arching.

That's bridging


I was trying to be charitable but upon further review, yeah you're right

he lost me at the gloves though

Posted by: brak at July 30, 2025 02:25 PM (jGJov)

95 85 Pussies
Posted by: Ruth Bader Gainzburg at July 30, 2025 02:23 PM (b/xWY)

Show me a 90 lb bicep curl and maybe I'll be impressed

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at July 30, 2025 02:25 PM (KVJAR)

96 I’T’S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY HAVE SMEARED THIS DEMOGRAPHIC AS WHITE NATIONALIST ASPIRING DOMESTIC TERRORISTS FOR 5 YEARS.

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 30, 2025 02:25 PM (Hkcdp)

97 82 Does Booker use one of those motorized shoe shine machines on his head?

--

All of us yutes who grew up in the 60s/70s probably had a dad with one of those things. One side red, the other black.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2025 02:23 PM (qBdHI)

And two or three tins of Kiwi shoe polish.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 30, 2025 02:25 PM (wtvvX)

98 Whoever is advising the Dems must be being paid by the republicans...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2025 02:25 PM (VE6XX)

99 reminds me of obama showing us how he handles a shotgun at camp david

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 30, 2025 02:25 PM (CWTWj)

100 67 A storm is threatening here. It is dark as night outside.
Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2025 02:21 PM (jc0TO)

I just said that in the last thread, ha!

Toby and I are almost neighbors, in case y’all didn’t know.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 02:25 PM (pRpzT)

101 This is the democrat's critique of us. Hence the ridiculous portrayal for young male voters.

We're foul mouthed, barbarians who lift weights, spit and act tough by cussing.

But you have to be a barbarian to pull that off.

The Democrats are wearing daddy's shoes clomping around the house.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2025 02:25 PM (mzM2O)

102 The "we were secretly the true men all along" play is an interesting one.

Pair it with "Trump isn't a philandering toxically male store room rapist - he's AKSHUALLY a faggy kiddy diddler with a small penis" and it's certainly something.

This is like when you get to Season 10 of a once great show and they just start flailing and retconning everything, the main characters leave or die, and they lose 80% of the viewers.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 02:26 PM (RLuzd)

103 >> There is an enormous decline in strength every year after you turn 40, unless you're consistently pumping iron. Swalwell would naturally be stronger than Gutfeld.


Lifting has nothing to do with strength.
I have never met a single Gym Bro who could make it to lunch on a job site.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2025 02:26 PM (NjhIg)

104 "...You need to be authentic, in a way that is believable."
---

Interesting perspective; If you are authentic you are believable.
Therein is the lie of the Democrats.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2025 02:26 PM (85azL)

105 I thought fitness was a Nazi red flag.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 30, 2025 02:26 PM (vbXSk)

106 88 Does Booker use one of those motorized shoe shine machines on his head?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 02:18 PM
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Turtle Wax

Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2025 02:19 PM (jc0TO)
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Strange. He doesn't look Polish.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 30, 2025 02:24 PM (PxkKd)


*golf clap*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2025 02:26 PM (mzM2O)

107 A storm is threatening my very life today?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 30, 2025 02:26 PM (uqNg8)

108
ow-ow-OW!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 30, 2025 02:27 PM (5hfjS)

109 The Left doesn't even know the difference between artificial and authentic any more. They think fake performance posturing is the same thing as reality.

Pretending to pump iron and then announcing you're doing so as a fake performance to attract male voters is as effective as some flaming gay dude puckering up and wincing to kiss a girl on the cheek to prove he's macho. YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

The hilario part is that this is the best the Democratscan do. After months of strategizing and paying consultants, this ludicrous play-acting is "their best shot." Utterly pitiful.

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2025 02:27 PM (pMi6S)

110 Bar fight technique when someone tries to punch you in the face is to drop and lunge at their chest with arms out, hoping land on top when you drop them and knock their wind out or hit their head on the floor really hard.

Posted by: pawn at July 30, 2025 02:27 PM (QB+5g)

111 54 That Swalwell video is fake. He is inserted onto the bench. Maybe trying to find a more gym looking set? Also appears there are people lifting on either side of him, so he isn’t even doing the chest press. Maybe it was take 35 and he was worn out? But his form is kind of garbage, too, so I wonder in general what is happening here.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 02:19 PM (GMx4K)

Piper, you might be right about this. Looks a little fugazy.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 30, 2025 02:27 PM (f61hu)

112 HIV dementia.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 30, 2025 02:27 PM (gKWVE)

113 Authentic is not an act. Democrats don't understand that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2025 02:27 PM (85azL)

114 Oh, and whoever that gal is bouncing the ball off the wall? That catch was beyond awkward. And she served in Afghanistan?

If she's that awkward catching a ball bounding off a wall, her coordination suggests she was dangerous to her own people outside the green zone.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 02:27 PM (tT6L1)

115 His ass is off the bench. That's a no rep. Also the bar clearly has 2 plates/side. So 225. Not 315.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:24 PM (MGB5H)

There's no way it's 315. I'm undecided whether it's a lie or if he just can't do math.

Either makes sense for a democrat.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at July 30, 2025 02:28 PM (KVJAR)

116 Interesting perspective; If you are authentic you are believable.
Therein is the lie of the Democrats.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2025 02:26 PM (85azL)

Once you can fake sincerity you've got it made.

Posted by: Attributed to...somebody at July 30, 2025 02:28 PM (TbWk/)

117 These people have some serious self-esteem problems.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2025 02:28 PM (XeU6L)

118 Cait is kinda cute

Serious guns for a chick

Posted by: Halfhand at July 30, 2025 02:28 PM (u4o47)

119 Assault plates?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 30, 2025 02:29 PM (uqNg8)

120 The key is sincerity. If the Democrats can fake that....

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 02:29 PM (RLuzd)

121 >>>The ability for women to access healthcare is a fundamental right.

--

Well then, you should be happy. They already have access to a slew of healthcare choices. But they just may have to drive a few extra miles to vacuum suck their babies out. Those poor, put upon dears. So oppressed...

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2025 02:29 PM (qBdHI)

122 Democrats are signaling to their base to get in shape and be ready to fight, physically, with MAGA. Every video I've seen has an underlying current of confrontation and violence.

They really want a war.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2025 02:29 PM (Q4IgG)

123 I was trying to be charitable but upon further review, yeah you're right

he lost me at the gloves though
Posted by: brak at July 30, 2025 02:25 PM (jGJov)

I missed the gloves on first inspection ... I had to go to see if they matched his purse.

Posted by: browndog with the rule book at July 30, 2025 02:29 PM (TTAGa)

124 So let me see if I understand this, ok?

1. Beta commie twinkledicks flexing and grunting in the gym pretending to be healthy alpha men is GOOD.

2. An ad with an actual pretty blonde healthy alpha woman is BAD.

Do I have this right?

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 30, 2025 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

125 Oh, and whoever that gal is bouncing the ball off the wall? That catch was beyond awkward. And she served in Afghanistan?

If she's that awkward catching a ball bounding off a wall, her coordination suggests she was dangerous to her own people outside the green zone.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 02:27 PM (tT6L1)

She couldn't even do a wall ball shot. Where you squat with the ball and throw it to 9 or 10 foot height.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:30 PM (MGB5H)

126 118 Cait is kinda cute

Serious guns for a chick
Posted by: Halfhand at July 30, 2025 02:28 PM (u4o47)

Good tone and proportions.
Shame about her brain but her bod is decent.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 30, 2025 02:30 PM (xcxpd)

127 Booker also said "fight", which I understand only means physically assaulting the Kapitol Kops.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 02:30 PM (Q4cxx)

128 ZOMBIE, ANY POINTS FOR AT LEAST RECOGNIZING THAT THE FAT, LESBIAN IMMIGRANT WOMAN WAS THE WRONG PERSON TO LEAD THIS EFFORT?

LOLGF

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 30, 2025 02:30 PM (Hkcdp)

129 Let's see... The yelling hasn't worked... The swearing hasn't worked... Protesting outside of ICE hasn't worked.. I know... Let's all go to the gym and be manly.....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2025 02:30 PM (VE6XX)

130 What am I missing about the Al Sayed lifter? What's the problem?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2025 02:30 PM (Riz8t)

131 122 Democrats are signaling to their base to get in shape and be ready to fight, physically, with MAGA. Every video I've seen has an underlying current of confrontation and violence.

They really want a war.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2025 02:29 PM (Q4IgG)

Same

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 30, 2025 02:31 PM (xcxpd)

132 130 What am I missing about the Al Sayed lifter? What's the problem?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2025 02:30 PM (Riz8t

You can drive a truck through the tunnel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2025 02:31 PM (mzM2O)

133 ow-ow-OW!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 30, 2025 02:27 PM (5hfjS)

You gotta restrain and contain them things, Nancy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2025 02:31 PM (q2NNn)

134 There is almost nothing that is authentic about Eric Swalwell other than he was compromised by the CCP and still sits as a congressman.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2025 02:31 PM (JvZF+)

135


Wait, now they are talking Epstein files?

Isn't Billy Jeff Clinton in there? What the fuck.

Maybe DJT is right, it's a psyop and always has been.

These people are insane. Think back 40 years, they've gone totally bonkers compared to Dems of the past.

You never saw Paul Tsongas or Paul Simon debase themselves like this.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 30, 2025 02:31 PM (et1vG)

136 Hello fellow uhhh fitness enthusiasts!!!!!

Posted by: Democrat in under armor shirt with tags still attached at July 30, 2025 02:31 PM (jGJov)

137 Democrats running in next year's midterms are pumping out videos of themselves pumping iron.

I have been informed recently that healthy eating, weightlifting and Sydney Sweeney's genes are all fascist, and not good for you, and it's been deemed that anything not good for you is bad; hence, illegal.

It'd be nice if they'd print out a weekly updated Serf's Guide with some rules, or something.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2025 02:31 PM (6ydKt)

138 so the wymyn who are learning to fight are exhibiting traits of toxic masculinity and it's OK now?

who can keep up with these loons

Posted by: kallisto at July 30, 2025 02:31 PM (dCxaZ)

139 What am I missing about the Al Sayed lifter? What's the problem?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2025 02:30 PM (Riz8t)
________

Still has goat ass on his penis

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 30, 2025 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

140 126 118 Cait is kinda cute

Serious guns for a chick
Posted by: Halfhand at July 30, 2025 02:28 PM (u4o47)

Good tone and proportions.
Shame about her brain but her bod is decent.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 30, 2025 02:30 PM (xcxpd)

It's not a look I've ever liked, the whole T2 Sarah Connor thing. I prefer chicks to be chicks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2025 02:32 PM (wKJf5)

141 What am I missing about the Al Sayed lifter? What's the problem?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2025 02:30 PM

Ass is off bench. Lying about weight. Wearing gloves.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:32 PM (MGB5H)

142 It will be highly entertaining watching this fool officially make a run for the (D) nomination for POTUS, 2028. Someone should create a "melodrama meter" for Booker, to document all his hilarious outbursts and chest thumping during the primaries. It would be comedy gold!

Posted by: Tracy at July 30, 2025 02:32 PM (xXmC1)

143 It means my Buttigieg prediction loses a lot of steam. I really think/thought they don't pivot from their "next up" - and he definitely was - but now it doesn't seem to track with where they seem to want to go.

Then again that doesn't mean anything. I think he even grew a beard.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 02:32 PM (RLuzd)

144 Wtaf?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2025 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

145 Assault plates?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 30, 2025 02:29 PM


The ceramics are lighter.

Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2025 02:32 PM (jc0TO)

146 118 Cait is kinda cute

Serious guns for a chick
Posted by: Halfhand at July 30, 2025 02:28 PM (u4o47)

Except she's a "MUHBORSHUNS KILLIN BABIES IS MUH HELTHCARRR" dipshit. Wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole unless that pole was a very large cattle prod.

Posted by: Medicaid covers actual OBGYN care. Fuck off, dummy. at July 30, 2025 02:32 PM (TbWk/)

147 110 Bar fight technique when someone tries to punch you in the face is to drop and lunge at their chest with arms out, hoping land on top when you drop them and knock their wind out or hit their head on the floor really hard.
Posted by: pawn at July 30, 2025 02:27 PM (QB+5g)

Never go to the ground in a bar fight.
Romper Stomper is a popular game. Plus glass and worse on the floor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 30, 2025 02:33 PM (xcxpd)

148
She couldn't even do a wall ball shot. Where you squat with the ball and throw it to 9 or 10 foot height.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:30 PM (MGB5H)
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I'd like to see her do an MTG style workout. I saw a couple of videos of MTG exercising and that gal is a beast.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 02:33 PM (tT6L1)

149 The Left doesn't even know the difference between artificial and authentic any more. They think fake performance posturing is the same thing as reality.

Pretending to pump iron and then announcing you're doing so as a fake performance to attract male voters is as effective as some flaming gay dude puckering up and wincing to kiss a girl on the cheek to prove he's macho. YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

The hilario part is that this is the best the Democratscan do. After months of strategizing and paying consultants, this ludicrous play-acting is "their best shot." Utterly pitiful.
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2025 02:27 PM (pMi6S)

They spent 20 million on this - or they spent 20 million on nothing and did this in addition. Not sure which is worse.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:33 PM (8avO+)

150 this is obviously a coordinated message, based on the juvenile demorat cohort's Marvel comics mentality

Posted by: kallisto at July 30, 2025 02:33 PM (dCxaZ)

151 "The ability for women to access healthcare is a fundamental right."

As has been pointed out here before by smarter posters than I, anything that requires funding from the labor of others is not a "right" for anyone.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 30, 2025 02:33 PM (k9OZB)

152 Oh, and whoever that gal is bouncing the ball off the wall? That catch was beyond awkward. And she served in Afghanistan?

If she's that awkward catching a ball bounding off a wall, her coordination suggests she was dangerous to her own people outside the green zone.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 02:27 PM (tT6L1)

She couldn't even do a wall ball shot. Where you squat with the ball and throw it to 9 or 10 foot height.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:30 PM (MGB5H)

I've heard of amazing feats with ping pong balls, but with a medicine ball? Wow!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2025 02:33 PM (q2NNn)

153 Cait is kinda cute

Serious guns for a chick
Posted by: Halfhand at July 30, 2025 02:28 PM (u4o47)

Good tone and proportions.
Shame about her brain but her bod is decent.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 30, 2025 02:30 PM (xcxpd)

It's not a look I've ever liked, the whole T2 Sarah Connor thing. I prefer chicks to be chicks.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2025 02:32 PM (wKJf5)

Fit chicks are my type. Tastes vary.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 30, 2025 02:34 PM (xcxpd)

154 Once you can fake sincerity you've got it made.
Posted by: Attributed to...somebody at July 30, 2025 02:28 PM (TbWk/)
=====

And can you find three dates for my friends?

Posted by: Otter at July 30, 2025 02:34 PM (JvZF+)

155 Just to recap, the Party of Projection is now officially calling us faggy pedo Nazis. Makes one think.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 02:34 PM (RLuzd)

156 Show me a 90 lb bicep curl and maybe I'll be impressed
Posted by: Chris Cuomo

I've been planking for 5 years straight. Eat me, Nipclamps.

Posted by: Ruth Bader Gainzburg at July 30, 2025 02:34 PM (b/xWY)

157 >>Bar fight technique when someone tries to punch you in the face is to drop and lunge at their chest with arms out

Nope.
Just look at your toes.
After he breaks his hand on the crown of your skull, you will have the advantage.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2025 02:34 PM (NjhIg)

158 Upcoming Sweeney projects - Sydney Sweeney is elite race car driver Elizabeth Fastrubber BUT can she win the season title and become a master grand champion? Find out this fall only in theaters - it’s MASTER RACE!

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2025 02:34 PM (RHGPo)

159 I'd like to see her do an MTG style workout. I saw a couple of videos of MTG exercising and that gal is a beast.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 02:33 PM (tT6L1

MTG would hang pretty well with the beasts in my gym. These fools not so much.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:34 PM (MGB5H)

160 129 Let's see... The yelling hasn't worked... The swearing hasn't worked... Protesting outside of ICE hasn't worked.. I know... Let's all go to the gym and be manly.....
Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2025 02:30 PM (VE6XX)

Plot twist: after lifting weights, congressional democrats' testosterone skyrockets, and they stop being gay and lame and embrace MAGA

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at July 30, 2025 02:34 PM (KVJAR)

161 I saw Litany of Nonsensical Acronyms open for The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band at the Whiskey in '69.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 30, 2025 02:34 PM (WvZaB)

162 "As bro-coded as heavy lifting tends to be, like I said, some of the most monster lifters I've ever met are women over the ages of 65," he said.

This is insultingly stupid.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 30, 2025 02:35 PM (w6EFb)

163 73 Cait is kinda cute
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till she opens her mouth

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at July 30, 2025 02:35 PM (F/35S)

164 139 What am I missing about the Al Sayed lifter? What's the problem?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2025 02:30 PM (Riz8t)

He's lying about the weight and his form is not only shit it's hazardous. He's a poser, not a serious lifter.

Posted by: Fake and gay. Like all his compatriots. at July 30, 2025 02:35 PM (TbWk/)

165 Fit chicks are my type. Tastes vary.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 30, 2025 02:34 PM (xcxpd)

Line forms behind me ...

Posted by: browndog with the rule book at July 30, 2025 02:35 PM (TTAGa)

166 According to one participant, 'what we lack in physical strength, skills, and endurance, we make up with a fervent desire to teach MAGAs a lesson.

Yeah, you're not going to like how that movie ends.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2025 02:35 PM (6ydKt)

167 Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 30, 2025 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

the Swallwell benchpress vid is likely AI generated anyway

how many fingers does he have, lol

Posted by: kallisto at July 30, 2025 02:35 PM (dCxaZ)

168 I missed the gloves on first inspection ... I had to go to see if they matched his purse.
Posted by: browndog with the rule book at July 30, 2025 02:29 PM


It's a European shoulder bag!

Posted by: Abdul El-Sayed at July 30, 2025 02:36 PM (jc0TO)

169 The "boxers" remind me of a clip from 20 years ago, in which the Dems were practicing "martial arts". Their punches were done with the speed of a snail on a glue strip, and their fists were bent so that any impact would break their wrists.

Guys, if you want to do something like this, have it previewed by someone who knows what they're doing before you release it. Otherwise, you're just setting yourselves up for mockery. We are very good at mockery.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2025 02:36 PM (Riz8t)

170 You never saw Paul Tsongas or Paul Simon debase themselves like this.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 30, 2025 02:31 PM (et1vG)

They debased themselves in different ways.
They also had trouble trying to climb stairs without getting out of breath.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 30, 2025 02:36 PM (xcxpd)

171 That last video is sad. Really.sad.

Posted by: Not an athlete in the whole gym at July 30, 2025 02:36 PM (u/KhI)

172 Barry set the manliness standard over a decade ago with the pink, 3 lb. dumbbells and the grueling hotel workout.

Posted by: Vic Tanny's Ghost at July 30, 2025 02:36 PM (G5+As)

173 141 What am I missing about the Al Sayed lifter? What's the problem?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2025 02:30 PM

Ass is off bench. Lying about weight. Wearing gloves.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025

I am not a lifter, I mean I am only a 20lb concentration curl girl, here. But what is wrong with gloves? I don’t like the calluses from the barre or the weights I do use and teach with, so I made a scrub I keep in the studio bathroom to wash your hands after a class and fight that from happening.

Never mind. I think I just answered my own question on accident. lol.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 02:36 PM (pRpzT)

174 161 I saw Litany of Nonsensical Acronyms open for The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band at the Whiskey in '69.
-------------------------------
Not for nothin', but the NGDG was the first US band to play in Soviet Russia

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at July 30, 2025 02:36 PM (F/35S)

175 Cory Booker is having a complete MELTDOWN right now.

--------------

Just right now?

He seems to be in Permanent Meltdown Mode ...

/I saw Permanent Meltdown Mode open for Heatwave at Selland Arena in '17.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 30, 2025 02:36 PM (2frPC)

176 Weasel should run for office,
"No wobbly shit. Watch.... gonnnnggggg... 1000 yards."

Posted by: Operator Error at July 30, 2025 02:36 PM (UKjVg)

177 I haven't been following this, so could someone tell me why Brazil is getting hit with 50% tariffs? . Is that because they haven't been accepting our products or this is the standard tariff rate with Trump or both?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2025 02:37 PM (2GCMq)

178 According to one participant, 'what we lack in physical strength, skills, and endurance, we make up with a fervent desire to teach MAGAs a lesson.

Yeah, you're not going to like how that movie ends.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2025 02:35 PM

I'd give em a free shot. Just for the laughs.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:37 PM (MGB5H)

179 Cait Conley uses the same hand/body gestures as Peter Navarro.
Not a good look on a woman.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2025 02:37 PM (85azL)

180 Swalwell has a lifetime membership at the Capricorn I Gym.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 30, 2025 02:37 PM (5yDGQ)

181 Speaking of cringe, anyone see octogenarian Ed Marky’s TikTok video?!


Oh my, it is bad!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2025 02:37 PM (Hkcdp)

182 Swallwell is the epitome of an old Ace word. Backpfeifengesicht.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 30, 2025 02:37 PM (gm9Sb)

183 Sydney Sweeny isn't just washing cars for a living, she's searching for the perfect soap formula to make white cars shine. Coming this spring, watch her search for THE FINAL SOLUTION.

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2025 02:37 PM (RHGPo)

184 Remember: Swalwell is the guy who lost a soccer scholarship because he broke both of his...thumbs.

Posted by: Paco at July 30, 2025 02:37 PM (mADJX)

185 According to one participant, 'what we lack in physical strength, skills, and endurance, we make up with a fervent desire to teach MAGAs a lesson.

Yeah, you're not going to like how that movie ends.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2025 02:35 PM (6ydKt)
---------------

These people believe if they believe hard enough, they'll be able to take on full grown adults.

Won't they be surprised when they find out the average blue collar worker, who's unskilled in fighting, will take them apart without really breaking a sweat?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 02:37 PM (tT6L1)

186 According to one participant, 'what we lack in physical strength, skills, and endurance, we make up with a fervent desire to teach MAGAs a lesson.

---
So, do MAGA voters intend or prepare to punch these punks in the face?

We can easily see which faction thinks of violence first.

"Hey our side is full of weaklings!"

"Better train to punch MAGA in the face!"

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 02:38 PM (Q4cxx)

187 I love that all of these creamy milksops conspicuously announce in their cringe vids that "I'm at the gym working out," when it's plainly obvious they're at a gym working out (or at least pretending to).

Who is that announcement for? Their even wussier supporters who have no idea what a gym is and thus might be confused about what's going on in the video?

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 30, 2025 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

188
He's lying about the weight and his form is not only shit it's hazardous. He's a poser, not a serious lifter.
Posted by: Fake and gay. Like all his compatriots. at July 30, 2025 02:35 PM (TbWk/)

I don't do bench presses or whatever he's doing but his back is all arched, it shouldn't be like that should it? To me it looks like a back injury waiting to happen.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2025 02:38 PM (BvTfc)

189 OT: I wonder if this is the guy who set a Danville, VA city councilman on fire, https://tinyurl.com/bpbxnrwx. I wouldn't think there are many people named "Shotsie Buck Hayes". The attacker was identified as "29-year-old Shotsie Michael Buck Hayes" according to the Daily Mail.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 30, 2025 02:38 PM (36PRH)

190 Democrats are signaling to their base to get in shape and be ready to fight, physically, with MAGA. Every video I've seen has an underlying current of confrontation and violence.

They really want a war.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2025 02:29 PM (Q4IgG)

Learning to one punch with a bunch of women is the exact wrong strategy. Even Antifa in 2017 knew that the best use was to distract the other side by screeching and let the fighters attack from the blind side. Although there was one incident were a Antifa gal threw a punch and a guy there nearly KOed her with a return punch.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:38 PM (8avO+)

191 I'm not going to be persuaded until I see them do a dance-off.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2025 02:38 PM (PiwSw)

192 Cait is kinda cute
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till she opens her mouth
Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at July 30, 2025 02:35 PM (F/35S)

Yeah, that's the problem

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 30, 2025 02:38 PM (xcxpd)

193 That training to punch MAGAts video is just pathetic. None of them - NONE of them - threw anything that demonstrated any form, training, or even common sense. Not that I want these idiots to be capable, but it's so flabby and weak as to almost be parody. I was waiting for the Awaken with JP guy to show up from offscreen as their head trainer or something.

Posted by: To whom does this fageantry appeal? at July 30, 2025 02:38 PM (TbWk/)

194 I am not a lifter, I mean I am only a 20lb concentration curl girl, here. But what is wrong with gloves? I don’t like the calluses from the barre or the weights I do use and teach with, so I made a scrub I keep in the studio bathroom to wash your hands after a class and fight that from happening.

Never mind. I think I just answered my own question on accident. lol.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 02:36 PM

Ok I'm actually ROFL now.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:38 PM (MGB5H)

195 When I lifted regularly I used gloves because I could lift more. Also, my hands are beautiful and need to be protected from callouses.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2025 02:38 PM (JvZF+)

196 Mamdani is back in NYC from multicultural enrichment trip to Uganda where he spent his time in a walled compound protected by armed guards. Having to smell the peasants is something for the peasants only.

His ran right for the cameras where started demagoguing about banning firearms. Not just in NYC, NY state, but that he would use his office to go after our right to protect ourselves. Plus George Floyd was a saint whose life's journey was stolen from not just him but us all. Plus damage control about he isn't for defunding the police but for making sure they don't quite.

Communist.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 30, 2025 02:38 PM (9vYpt)

197 Never go to the ground in a bar fight.
Romper Stomper is a popular game. Plus glass and worse on the floor.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 30, 2025 02:33 PM (xcxpd)

Never go to ground in any street fight. That's why I avoided BJJ and stuck with boxing and muy thai. Didn't want my head to be a soccer ball.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at July 30, 2025 02:39 PM (PGK1w)

198 Pat Dennis, another strategist, credited candidates for exploring new ways to reach people, but warned about seeming inauthentic.

Too late. When you "spontaneously" start doing things you've never done before, and you do it coincidentally with others at the same time, and you film it for social media, that's pretty much the definition of inauthentic.

It's right up there with the forced profanity displays from about two months ago before all the Trump trade deals and tariff setting started kicking in.

Lifting weights and cussing. Yep, that's the plan to pull young men into the fold. It certainly isn't policy.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2025 02:39 PM (gLikB)

199 The Dems next political theater : gay pron

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 02:39 PM (A7hgX)

200 Fen, not sure this is why, but that judge in Brazil keeps trying to regulate free speech on X and other social media.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2025 02:39 PM (Hkcdp)

201
Oh, and whoever that gal is bouncing the ball off the wall? That catch was beyond awkward. And she served in Afghanistan?

She served in Afghanistan in defense of Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2025 02:39 PM (63Dwl)

202 I'd like to see her do an MTG style workout. I saw a couple of videos of MTG exercising and that gal is a beast.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 02:33 PM (tT6L1

CrossFit. *spit*. Except not really because I would never actually spit. 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 02:39 PM (pRpzT)

203 You just know millions went to some think tank to produce this.
A conclave of queers and HR Karens sat around for days if not weeks and the best they could come up with is "just pretend to lift bro".
I suppose it's better than the gay guys who eat carbouraters for breakfast ad.

Posted by: Cmonman at July 30, 2025 02:39 PM (xU93L)

204 Let's see... The yelling hasn't worked... The swearing hasn't worked... Protesting outside of ICE hasn't worked.. I know... Let's all go to the gym and be manly.....

Is next: fapping to busty lesbian pron.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2025 02:39 PM (Riz8t)

205 177 I haven't been following this, so could someone tell me why Brazil is getting hit with 50% tariffs? . Is that because they haven't been accepting our products or this is the standard tariff rate with Trump or both?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Lula is driving his country into the communist ground and persecuting Bolsonaro. Trump told him to leave Bolsonaro alone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2025 02:39 PM (85azL)

206 177 Additional 40% bringing it to 50%. You will find as August looms the countries that don't make a deal get hosed.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 30, 2025 02:39 PM (uqNg8)

207 Never mind. I think I just answered my own question on accident. lol.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 02:36 PM (pRpzT)

God love ya Piper ...

I can imagine the look on your face as you realized what you'd said.

***fistbump***

Posted by: browndog with the rule book at July 30, 2025 02:39 PM (TTAGa)

208 Charlie Brown's Dildo >>> Cory Booker's Dildo

Yet both are CBD...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2025 02:40 PM (ynpvh)

209 180 Swalwell has a lifetime membership at the Capricorn I Gym.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 30, 2025 02:37 PM (5yDGQ)

I don't know what Capricorn is but I think his gym is Curves.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2025 02:40 PM (BvTfc)

210 I love that all of these creamy milksops conspicuously announce in their cringe vids that "I'm at the gym working out," when it's plainly obvious they're at a gym working out (or at least pretending to).

Who is that announcement for? Their even wussier supporters who have no idea what a gym is and thus might be confused about what's going on in the video?
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 30, 2025 02:38 PM (iFTx/)

Its right out of Mutual of Omaha wild kingdom, explaining strange and curious animal antics.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:40 PM (8avO+)

211 According to one participant, 'what we lack in physical strength, skills, and endurance, we make up with a fervent desire to teach MAGAs a lesson.

Yeah, you're not going to like how that movie ends.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2025 02:35 PM (6ydKt)
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All the same, where is this intent to turn politics into a physical altercation other than on the left?

Nobody's even kicking sand in their face, and yet they see themselves as the hero in that old comic Charles Atlas ad.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 02:40 PM (Q4cxx)

212 i wonder what cait thinks about afghanistan since biden's spectacularly success pull out

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 30, 2025 02:40 PM (CWTWj)

213 Uh, they have already done gay prom - that intern taking up the —— within the House chamber, iirc….

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2025 02:40 PM (Hkcdp)

214 >>>I don't do bench presses or whatever he's doing but his back is all arched, it shouldn't be like that should it?

You can arch your back but your butt needs to stay firmly attached to the bench or you're cheating by using momentum and your back and legs.

Also he's clearly lying about the amount of weight he's lifting.

Plus the gloves.

Posted by: brak at July 30, 2025 02:40 PM (jGJov)

215 If I were the faggiest of flaming fags, I have to say he is a giant fag.

And probably a big bottom.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 30, 2025 02:40 PM (gfk7q)

216 Charlie Brown's Dildo >>> Cory Booker's Dildo

Yet both are CBD...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2025 02:40 PM (ynpvh)
_________

Green WNBA Dildo >>> Charlie Brown's Dildo >>> Cory Booker's Dildo

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 30, 2025 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

217 177 I haven't been following this, so could someone tell me why Brazil is getting hit with 50% tariffs? . Is that because they haven't been accepting our products or this is the standard tariff rate with Trump or both?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Lula is driving his country into the communist ground and persecuting Bolsonaro. Trump told him to leave Bolsonaro alone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2025 02:39 PM (85azL)

They also refused to rename Brazil Nuts to Trump Freedom Nuts.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:41 PM (8avO+)

218 202 I'd like to see her do an MTG style workout. I saw a couple of videos of MTG exercising and that gal is a beast.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 02:33 PM (tT6L1

CrossFit. *spit*. Except not really because I would never actually spit. 😂
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 02:39 PM (pRpzT)

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I've seen some pre-DNI Tulsi Gabbard workout vids as well. Not bad IMHO.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 30, 2025 02:41 PM (36PRH)

219 Nope.
Just look at your toes.
After he breaks his hand on the crown of your skull, you will have the advantage.
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HA HA HA. THAT'S WHAT THE LAST GUY TRIED.

Posted by: Upper cut at July 30, 2025 02:41 PM (u/KhI)

220 People can change bad habits, even becoming fitter as they go! Why, look at me, haven't taken a drink for like 15 years now.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at July 30, 2025 02:41 PM (G5+As)

221
OK. Jello match between Piper and MTG.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2025 02:41 PM (85azL)

222 They need to start slowly. Perhaps they should play soccer.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 30, 2025 02:41 PM (Riz8t)

223 Its right out of Mutual of Omaha wild kingdom, explaining strange and curious animal antics.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:40 PM (8avO+)

While the wimpy democrat wrestles the giant anaconda, I'm enjoying some lovely Maxwell House coffee!

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2025 02:41 PM (1Gsou)

224 I see we got a bunch of armchair gym bros here.

BROSCIENCE, live by it.

Do you even lift ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 30, 2025 02:41 PM (NtVYv)

225 I saw clips last night on the local news that our police had a women's self defense class for teenage girls going off to college. The action clips were punches and elbow strikes. I really hope that off camera they were teaching discretion, some level of sobriety, and situational awareness, because those punches aren't going to deter anyone.

Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2025 02:42 PM (jc0TO)

226 187 I love that all of these creamy milksops conspicuously announce in their cringe vids that "I'm at the gym working out," when it's plainly obvious they're at a gym working out (or at least pretending to).

Who is that announcement for? Their even wussier supporters who have no idea what a gym is and thus might be confused about what's going on in the video?
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Announcing where you are is for all the handi-CAPABLE people with no eyes but a burning desire to consume a visual medium of messaging. you ABLIST.

Be better, Elric. Be. Better.

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at July 30, 2025 02:42 PM (F/35S)

227 Tulsi's surf-skeet video was compelling. I had to vote for her.

Posted by: Operator Error at July 30, 2025 02:42 PM (UKjVg)

228 I thought, according to the Dems, going to the gym is racist.
*sigh* It’s so hard to keep up,

Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2025 02:42 PM (vlBr5)

229 I don't do bench presses or whatever he's doing but his back is all arched, it shouldn't be like that should it? To me it looks like a back injury waiting to happen.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2025 02:38 PM (BvTfc)

Arching is a hotly debated topic with in the community.

It's legal in competiton, as long as your ass stays on the bench throughout the lift.

In training ... it shortens the range of motion ... it puts the lifter in a more advantageous position to move heavier weight.

It's not inherently dangerous in and of itself.

Posted by: browndog with the rule book at July 30, 2025 02:42 PM (TTAGa)

230 Uh, they have already done gay prom - that intern taking up the —— within the House chamber, iirc….
Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2025 02:40 PM (Hkcdp)

I think it was one of the conference rooms or something, not the main chamber. But I'm no expert.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:42 PM (8avO+)

231 Thank you, Lizzy and Braenyard, for the info on Brazil.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2025 02:42 PM (2GCMq)

232 The price of a Brazillian could go up 50%.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 30, 2025 02:42 PM (uqNg8)

233 They also refused to rename Brazil Nuts to Trump Freedom Nuts.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:41 PM

My grandma didn't call em either of those.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:42 PM (MGB5H)

234 I don't do bench presses or whatever he's doing but his back is all arched, it shouldn't be like that should it? To me it looks like a back injury waiting to happen.
Posted by: CaliGirl

You would bridge at that weight, but your hind end should not come off the bench. I am not a weight lifter, I know just enough to be dangerous, others will be able to provide more insight.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 02:43 PM (pRpzT)

235 They also refused to rename Brazil Nuts to Trump Freedom Nuts.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:41 PM


Trump Toes.

Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2025 02:43 PM (jc0TO)

236 @157 Not in my experience. One of my best friends owned a bar three doors down from my old apartment, late 90's-early 2000's. I was 5 foot-ten, 170 lbs, at the time, not a big guy, had to serve as a de facto bouncer by necessity once in a while. The only move that consistently worked was letting the guy do the puffed up thing in your face, and then rapidly slipping your foot/leg behind his lower leg and shoving him hard in the upper chest. 80% of the time they fall backwards and are out of the fight when their head hits the floor/wall.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 30, 2025 02:43 PM (2cS/G)

237 Announcing where you are is for all the handi-CAPABLE people with no eyes but a burning desire to consume a visual medium of messaging. you ABLIST.

Be better, Elric. Be. Better.
Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at July 30, 2025 02:42 PM (F/35S)

Because blind peeps have a visual concept of a gym ... how?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:43 PM (8avO+)

238 Lifting 215 with gloves indicates the guy might have sub par grip strength. Though, my caveat is, I don't bench press so maybe grip strength doesn't matter as much as it does with chin ups, pull ups and dead lifts.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 02:43 PM (tT6L1)

239 Is he claiming those are 75 lb weights on a 15 lb bar?

Posted by: MikeN at July 30, 2025 02:43 PM (HVZOH)

240 AlaBAMA: I'm very tired of this 'film life' culture that came about with social media.

I blame smart phones. No one did this "let's live vicariously through a lens like life isn't happening" before everyone had a camera in his/her pocket.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2025 02:43 PM (gLikB)

241 While they're busy lifting and showing how "manly" they are, Trump has already moved on to demonstrating tangible success, which is more masculine than any Hulk flex.

In a way it's actually fighting the last war. Trump already got shot, stood up bleeding and yelled "shoot me again fags and if you do or don't I'm gonna tell my people to fight".

It doesn't get manlier than that, stop trying.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 02:44 PM (RLuzd)

242 "According to one participant, 'what we lack in physical strength, skills, and endurance, we make up with a fervent desire to get our asses kicked from here to the back of beyond".

Posted by: Paco at July 30, 2025 02:44 PM (mADJX)

243 Never go to ground in any street fight. That's why I avoided BJJ and stuck with boxing and muy thai. Didn't want my head to be a soccer ball.
==
All fights go to the ground. Run. If you can't get away, shoot.

Posted by: Best fight advice at July 30, 2025 02:44 PM (u/KhI)

244 That�s 315, habibi. https://t.co/ae3zyrzQeB



==

lol, Wish I could read the replies, habibi.

Posted by: Candace Owens at July 30, 2025 02:44 PM (g47mK)

245 I thought, according to the Dems, going to the gym is racist.
*sigh* It’s so hard to keep up,
Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2025 02:42 PM (vlBr5)
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You can't keep up with the Dems if you expect consistency.

Everything is about 1) Message and 2) Advantage.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 02:45 PM (Q4cxx)

246 Lifting 215 with gloves indicates the guy might have sub par grip strength. Though, my caveat is, I don't bench press so maybe grip strength doesn't matter as much as it does with chin ups, pull ups and dead lifts.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 02:43 PM (tT6L1)

Hell tons of people suicide grip the bar on bench press. It's dumb af. But they do it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:45 PM (MGB5H)

247 The ability for women to access healthcare murder their babies is a fundamental right.

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Fixed -- and GFY for gaslighting the language, scumslut!

I saw Scumslut open for ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 30, 2025 02:45 PM (2frPC)

248 Now is time on Sprockets where we liiifftttt!

Posted by: Dieter at July 30, 2025 02:45 PM (/6GbT)

249 115 His ass is off the bench. That's a no rep. Also the bar clearly has 2 plates/side. So 225. Not 315.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:24 PM (MGB5H)

There's no way it's 315. I'm undecided whether it's a lie or if he just can't do math.

Either makes sense for a democrat.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at July 30, 2025 02:28 PM (KVJAR)

That is absolutely 225. 3 plates would be 315 would be so he's probably just bad at math. When I went to the gym I could do 215 weighing in at a skinny 135 lbs so yeah 225 is no great feat.

I don't have an X account but I hope he's being mercilessly mocked more for being wrong/lying about the weight than for the form.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at July 30, 2025 02:46 PM (8hxDK)

250 225 I saw clips last night on the local news that our police had a women's self defense class for teenage girls going off to college. The action clips were punches and elbow strikes. I really hope that off camera they were teaching discretion, some level of sobriety, and situational awareness, because those punches aren't going to deter anyone.
Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2025 02:42 PM (jc0TO)

Women's self-defense classes are quite arguably one of the most harmful things women can do, as it instills a false sense of competence in a hand-to-hand combat situation. The simple fact is the average woman is going to get the shit kicked out of her in a fight with the average man, and especially if she's ambushed by someone with bad intent. Situational awareness and not walking into dark alleys at night will go much further. Avoidance and escape are what will save them.

Posted by: Girlbossing will get them dead at July 30, 2025 02:46 PM (TbWk/)

251
It's not inherently dangerous in and of itself.
Posted by: browndog with the rule book at July 30, 2025 02:42 PM (TTAGa)

I wouldn't do that, ever.,I'd hurt myself but I'm over 29 and multiple back surgeries.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2025 02:46 PM (BvTfc)

252 237 Announcing where you are is for all the handi-CAPABLE people with no eyes but a burning desire to consume a visual medium of messaging. you ABLIST.

Be better, Elric. Be. Better.
Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at July 30, 2025 02:42 PM (F/35S)

Because blind peeps have a visual concept of a gym ... how?
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Well, now you're expecting logical thinking from a Democrat.
I can't help you there.
No one can.

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at July 30, 2025 02:46 PM (F/35S)

253 thought, according to the Dems, going to the gym is racist.
*sigh* It’s so hard to keep up,
Posted by: redridinghood at July 30, 2025 02:42 PM (vlBr5)

Don't forget the whole "gender is a spectrum you can be any part of the rainbow you want" thing.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 02:46 PM (RLuzd)

254 Bob Schmidlapt just got off from a tough day of repairing potholes in the summer heat. He settles in at Kelly's for a couple beers, maybe a bag of DanDee's BBQ chips just to relax. The doors swing open, and it's the re educators, fresh from a work out, intent on getting MAGA thoughts out of Bob's mind. The EMT's show up, triage Bob's victims and decide the one with the Stroh's long neck bottle driven into the eye should be first in the wagon.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 30, 2025 02:46 PM (gm9Sb)

255 Footage shows a man and a woman being beaten up by a crowd of people, with the woman eventually being knocked out cold with a sucker punch.

Anyone that thinks they have a plan until they get punched once and knocked out cold is fooling themselves.
Why do people think the left are all pansy soys that can't seriously hurt or worse, disable for life/kill them?

Posted by: old chick at July 30, 2025 02:46 PM (F3Dlr)

256 I think it was one of the conference rooms or something, not the main chamber. But I'm no expert.

Definitely had one in the chamber. Got loaded like a shotgun

Posted by: NP at July 30, 2025 02:46 PM (HcoTw)

257 All fights go to the ground. Run. If you can't get away, shoot.
Posted by: Best fight advice at July 30, 2025 02:44 PM (u/KhI)

Words to that effect were given, in no uncertain terms, by my Marine brother ...

With the focus on RUN

Posted by: browndog with the rule book at July 30, 2025 02:46 PM (TTAGa)

258 I saw clips last night on the local news that our police had a women's self defense class for teenage girls going off to college. The action clips were punches and elbow strikes. I really hope that off camera they were teaching discretion, some level of sobriety, and situational awareness, because those punches aren't going to deter anyone.
Posted by: toby928 at July 30, 2025 02:42 PM (jc0TO)

Perhaps an elbow in the neck backwards could work for a breakaway. A straight punch I think just gives him something to grab, or to pull you off your feet with.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:46 PM (8avO+)

259 Dollar Store Obama or Cory Booger.

Can't decide which one is a better nickname.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at July 30, 2025 02:47 PM (bJ556)

260 Lifting 215 with gloves indicates the guy might have sub par grip strength.

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I lift and row with gloves just to keep the calluses at bay.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 30, 2025 02:47 PM (2frPC)

261 You just know millions went to some think tank to produce this.
A conclave of queers and HR Karens sat around for days if not weeks and the best they could come up with is "just pretend to lift bro".
I suppose it's better than the gay guys who eat carbouraters for breakfast ad.


correct!

Posted by: kallisto at July 30, 2025 02:47 PM (dCxaZ)

262 233 My grandma didn't call em either of those. - BruceWayne

I know what my mother told me never to call them.

Posted by: Paco at July 30, 2025 02:47 PM (mADJX)

263 Wow, it's almost like everything the left does is Fake and Gay!

Posted by: ballistic at July 30, 2025 02:47 PM (3BwY8)

264 Cait is the color of a 72 Ford Granada with a landau roof. She should go to Trump's tanning booth to even up.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 30, 2025 02:47 PM (wBaIH)

265 I knew there was more to McGonigal. Friends of the Hunter Biden family, btw.

>>@wakeywakey16


>>A staffer for THE Undersecretary not deputy. So I’m not sure on the org chart but Evelyn Farkas is near by that job.

Worth clicking through and reading the attached short document. This was much worse than thought.

https://tinyurl.com/ybxcpcyv

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2025 02:47 PM (viF8m)

266 That's not 315, it's 225.
unless there is a couple hidden plates in there.

Posted by: Inogame at July 30, 2025 02:48 PM (53oGX)

267 247 The ability for women to access healthcare murder their babies is a fundamental right.

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Fixed -- and GFY for gaslighting the language, scumslut!

I saw Scumslut open for ...
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Her scumslut was open to every member of the Inter-Fraternity council, IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at July 30, 2025 02:48 PM (F/35S)

268 Never watched Day Aftet Tomorrow, but the world cover in ice somehow is a total LoL to me

Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2025 02:48 PM (+qU29)

269 blake - semi lurker in marginal standing: "Lifting 215 with gloves indicates the guy might have sub par grip strength..."

If you do a lot of reps, the bar can definitely stress the thumb/index finger. That tiny bit of cushion actually does help your hand. Also, you want every advantage possible to keep that bar off your neck. It's kinda like using a weight belt. Some things, you just want that extra bit of protection because injury is real and can be spectacular.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2025 02:48 PM (gLikB)

270 Mamdani in his press conference made damn sure make a point that he ran right to slain police officer's family and held the sobbing father in his arms. Fucking photo op is what this was.

Just days ago, weeks ago, this charlatan was denouncing the police for their near terrorism and at times outright brutalization of the citizens. He was doing this while that cop that was murdered by a madman was doing his duty.

Fucking communist. Welcome to the modern Democrat party.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 30, 2025 02:48 PM (9vYpt)

271 >>>Hell tons of people suicide grip the bar on bench press. It's dumb af. But they do it.

I feel personally attacked. (It's easier on my wrists)

Posted by: brak at July 30, 2025 02:48 PM (jGJov)

272 I wouldn't do that, ever.,I'd hurt myself but I'm over 29 and multiple back surgeries.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2025 02:46 PM (BvTfc)

Wisdom ...

It's good to be "29", and know your limitations

Posted by: browndog with the rule book at July 30, 2025 02:48 PM (TTAGa)

273 Avoidance and escape are what will save them.
Posted by: Girlbossing will get them dead at July 30, 2025 02:46 PM (TbWk/)

Well, that and a nice snub-nose .38.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2025 02:48 PM (1Gsou)

274 Dollar Store Obama or Cory Booger.

Can't decide which one is a better nickname.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at July 30, 2025 02:47 PM (bJ556)

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ShitMidas Sphincter?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 30, 2025 02:49 PM (2frPC)

275 OK. Jello match between Piper and MTG.

Posted by: Braenyard

That would be fun, but I don't think either are tall enough to climb into the ring.

Posted by: Midget Wrasslers? at July 30, 2025 02:49 PM (G5+As)

276
With the focus on RUN

Posted by: browndog with the rule book at July 30, 2025 02:46 PM (TTAGa)

I used to work with a trainer and that's what he taught me, run and avoid all fights it's not worth it. I will lose.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2025 02:49 PM (BvTfc)

277 If you do a lot of reps, the bar can definitely stress the thumb/index finger. That tiny bit of cushion actually does help your hand. Also, you want every advantage possible to keep that bar off your neck. It's kinda like using a weight belt. Some things, you just want that extra bit of protection because injury is real and can be spectacular.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2025 02:48 PM (gLikB)
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Thanks for the information. It just seemed odd to me.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 02:49 PM (tT6L1)

278 80% of the time they fall backwards and are out of the fight when their head hits the floor/wall.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 30, 2025 02:43 PM (2cS/G)

Dare I ask what happened the other 20% of the time?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at July 30, 2025 02:49 PM (8hxDK)

279 Fucking dems, everything is paliwood with them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2025 02:49 PM (snZF9)

280 260 I wear lifting gloves so I can give buttery smooth hand jobs at Chicago bath houses.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 30, 2025 02:49 PM (wBaIH)

281 259 Dollar Store Obama or Cory Booger.

Can't decide which one is a better nickname. - Grapefruit LaCroix [awesome nic, btw]


I think Sparklepuss sounds about right.

Posted by: Paco at July 30, 2025 02:50 PM (mADJX)

282 Is the problem with the bench press of "315" that he's wearing the belt backward?

IDK, is the wide part to go on the front or the back?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2025 02:50 PM (lDIPK)

283 Trump Freedom Nuts? I thought he already had a big pair of those.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2025 02:50 PM (1Gsou)

284 If we're talking about the mindset of the modern Democrat academinc, this article is eye-opening:

https://is.gd/uaYWyJ

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2025 02:51 PM (PiwSw)

285 Lifting 215 with gloves indicates the guy might have sub par grip strength. Though, my caveat is, I don't bench press so maybe grip strength doesn't matter as much as it does with chin ups, pull ups and dead lifts.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 30, 2025 02:43 PM (tT6L1)

Hell tons of people suicide grip the bar on bench press. It's dumb af. But they do it.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:45 PM (MGB5H)

Yeah I damaged a couple of fingers on each hand so my grip always sucked when I did gym stuff. Now with a plate in one wrist I can't bend one back more than 30 degrees.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:51 PM (8avO+)

286 off cretinous CO sock !!

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2025 02:51 PM (g47mK)

287 Posted by: old chick at July 30, 2025 02:46 PM (F3Dlr)

I don't think that. I also think that some people are paying for certain Antififa types to have training in physical combat and shooting and using other weapons .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2025 02:51 PM (2GCMq)

288 "You need to be authentic, in a way that is believable."

I love this line from the Dem strategist.
The problem is, all the Dems are liars and thieves. That's authentic and believable.

That they believe in the Constitution and Rule of Law?
Neither authentic nor believable.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at July 30, 2025 02:51 PM (mZ/55)

289 Toby928, chances are quite slim they taught behaving responsibly so as to not get oneself into a dangerous situation in the first place .4th wave feminism insists it is misogynistic and “blaming the victim “!!!!.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2025 02:51 PM (Hkcdp)

290 243 Never go to ground in any street fight. That's why I avoided BJJ and stuck with boxing and muy thai. Didn't want my head to be a soccer ball.
==
All fights go to the ground. Run. If you can't get away, shoot.
Posted by: Best fight advice at July 30, 2025 02:44 PM (u/KhI)

A. Not true
B. Running will provoke an attack or a mob into chasing you. If you have to run, hurt someone really bad first. And be fast.
C. Yeah, hopefully you are carrying extra mags.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 30, 2025 02:51 PM (xcxpd)

291 Also the bar clearly has 2 plates/side. So 225. Not 315.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:24 PM (MGB5H)

He posted photos of interlocking plates, so I guess it is three plates.

Eh...he's still an Islamist who should be deported.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 30, 2025 02:51 PM (n9ltV)

292 If you do a lot of reps, the bar can definitely stress the thumb/index finger. That tiny bit of cushion actually does help your hand. Also, you want every advantage possible to keep that bar off your neck. It's kinda like using a weight belt. Some things, you just want that extra bit of protection because injury is real and can be spectacular.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2025 02:48 PM (gLikB)

Gloves offer absolutely no protection against injury ...

Calluses ... sure

But you cannot compare wearing lifting belt to wearing gloves. there is no supportive mechanism in a glove ...

Posted by: browndog with the rule book at July 30, 2025 02:51 PM (TTAGa)

293 224 I see we got a bunch of armchair gym bros here.

BROSCIENCE, live by it.

Do you even lift ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 30, 2025 02:41 PM (NtVYv)

In my defense, I actually own a boutique fitness studio and do it for a living. I also know BruceWayne is the real deal. He would be my go to for weight lifting advice if I were to ever do something like that beyond what I already do.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 02:51 PM (pRpzT)

294 274 Dollar Store Obama or Cory Booger.

Can't decide which one is a better nickname.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at July 30, 2025 02:47 PM (bJ556)

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ShitMidas Sphincter?
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Greasy Anal Discharge

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at July 30, 2025 02:51 PM (F/35S)

295 >>> I really hope that off camera they were teaching discretion, some level of sobriety, and situational awareness, because those punches aren't going to deter anyone.
Posted by: toby928
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When his daughter was coming of age Buddy enrolled her in Judo classes. Knowing that she could never overpower a man she would learn the art of not being subdued.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2025 02:52 PM (85azL)

296 A Danville, Virginia, City Councilman Lee Vogler was doused in gasoline and set on fire in his office on Tuesday. According to reports, the attacker threw five gallons of gasoline on Vogler before setting him on fire. Showcase Magazine’s Andrew Brooks said the attacker forced his way in the magazine’s office as Vogler was visiting and poured a five-gallon container of gas on him. “Lee attempted to flee, ran to the front of the building,” Showcase Magazine owner Andrew Brooks said in a Facebook video. “The individual followed him and set him on fire.”

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2025 02:52 PM (RHGPo)

297 Last time you guys got in a real fistfight? Mine was 2006. Age 35 at the time. It was probably ten years since I'd had another. I avoid them at all costs these days.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 30, 2025 02:52 PM (2cS/G)

298 In this case, the fakes are actually authentic if you think about it.

Flounder - help me.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 02:52 PM (RLuzd)

299 Been fighting communism all my life. I saw first hand what it did to people.
Not stopping now.
I hate them. Effing hate them.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2025 02:53 PM (W/lyH)

300 You just know millions went to some think tank to produce this.
A conclave of queers and HR Karens sat around for days if not weeks and the best they could come up with is "just pretend to lift bro".
I suppose it's better than the gay guys who eat carbouraters for breakfast ad.

And send fat screechy broads to harangue us, like that Olivia Julianna blob. Do they REALLY think this will work?

Posted by: I mean seriously! at July 30, 2025 02:53 PM (TbWk/)

301 Cory Dinklage

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 02:53 PM (RLuzd)

302 FYI: The "Pelosi Bill" to prevent congress members from investing in stocks passed out of committee.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 02:53 PM (Q4cxx)

303
Yeah I damaged a couple of fingers on each hand so my grip always sucked when I did gym stuff. Now with a plate in one wrist I can't bend one back more than 30 degrees.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:51 PM (8avO+)

I have a bad wrist too and when I do push ups or planks one hand I use my fingers so I don't bend my wrist. It makes it much harder.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 30, 2025 02:54 PM (BvTfc)

304 CNN wants you to know how Butch Democrats are now.

Only the lesbians...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 30, 2025 02:54 PM (ynpvh)

305 297 Last time you guys got in a real fistfight? Mine was 2006. Age 35 at the time. It was probably ten years since I'd had another. I avoid them at all costs these days.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 30, 2025 02:52 PM (2cS/G)

real fight? Not since I was in college, working the door.

I avoid trouble since I carry a gun.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 30, 2025 02:54 PM (xcxpd)

306 My hands are like old leather gloves. There isn't anywhere on either that hasn't been cut, burned, smashed or ground off at some point. Like two big unfeeling meat hammers at the end of my arms. At one point I could pull cake pans out of the oven without gloves. Turn logs in a campfire barehanded. I've softened up some since then.
I think hands become what they need to be relative to how you use them. I don't need gloves for much but use them a lot more now that I'm 29. Having to use gloves to lift, I think, just shows that you don't lift much.

Posted by: Reforger at July 30, 2025 02:54 PM (TOnMl)

307 old and busted : toxic masculinity
new hotness: toxic masculinity

Posted by: runner at July 30, 2025 02:54 PM (g47mK)

308 The suspect fled the scene, however witness information provided a description of the suspect and his vehicle. Officers located and stopped the vehicle several blocks from the incident and the driver was taken into custody without incident.

The driver, Shotsie Michael Buck Hayes, 29, of Danville, was identified as the suspect in the attack and is currently in police custody.

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2025 02:55 PM (RHGPo)

309 271 >>>Hell tons of people suicide grip the bar on bench press. It's dumb af. But they do it.

I feel personally attacked. (It's easier on my wrists)
Posted by: brak at July 30, 2025 02:48 PM (jGJov)

Please, always use safeties ...

Spotters, no matter how good and attentive, can catch a failed Bench before your throat gets crushed.

I've seen it happen ...

Posted by: browndog with the rule book at July 30, 2025 02:55 PM (TTAGa)

310 The good thing about the Swalwell video is that it's not in Smell-O-Vision.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2025 02:55 PM (PiwSw)

311 also know BruceWayne is the real deal. He would be my go to for weight lifting advice if I were to ever do something like that beyond what I already do.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025

*blushes*

*waves to crowd*

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:55 PM (MGB5H)

312 Why are so many Democrats insane? Is it a requirement?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 30, 2025 02:55 PM (3sG5t)

313 *stumbles into thread after tiresome meeting*

Please...Dems...just stop this. If I cringe any harder I'll get stuck this way.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2025 02:55 PM (dPfyF)

314 Dare I ask what happened the other 20% of the time?
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They had enough muscle tone, reaction and coordination to counter and started swinging bar stools.
Fighting is a bad idea. There is no right way to do it outside of a ring or on a mat. You never know what's gonna happen but it's probably going to be a matter of luck.

We give Hollywood a hard time for making women seem superhuman. In truth, they do that to men also. Fighting as a boy in school, is not the same as squaring off in the street against a stranger. We may have allies behind you. Run.

Posted by: Best fight advice at July 30, 2025 02:55 PM (u/KhI)

315 The ability for women to access healthcare is a fundamental right.
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What about men?
Are you also fighting for their fundamental right to access healthcare?
What healthcare access is being denied?
Regular checkups?
Cancer treatments?
Vision?
Dental?

What is it?

I don't have to call the right to free speech "a fundamental right of access to communication."

Speak plainly or you are a liar.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2025 02:56 PM (lDIPK)

316 This is so fake and gay.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 30, 2025 02:56 PM (W3T6M)

317 Democrats are here to *clap* pump you up!

Posted by: Hans at July 30, 2025 02:56 PM (HcoTw)

318 >>Last time you guys got in a real fistfight?

2005.

The Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas had some great footage of it, too.

Though, I did have a guy try to square up with me on the Trail this morning. Fucker refused to yield the trail while I was riding up it and thought he'd get away with trying to block me.

Posted by: garrett at July 30, 2025 02:56 PM (NjhIg)

319 So soon? After pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 30, 2025 02:56 PM (tRJB3)

320 Interesting story from Germany.

The city council of a Stuttgart suburb actually ordered the demolition (not construction, mirabile dictu!) of a mosque, on the grounds that it had wildly exceeded its completion deadline (201, with the local Islamic association required to tear it down at its own expense.

The local Islamic association has declared that it will not do so under any circumstances, because of course it did, and I'm not holding my breath to see them forced to comply.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 30, 2025 02:56 PM (jGGMD)

321 Lot of bad wrists around here. Just saying.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 02:56 PM (RLuzd)

322
OK. Jello match between Piper and MTG.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others


Lime Jello with carrots.

Posted by: Lutheran Love at July 30, 2025 02:56 PM (63Dwl)

323 Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2025 02:52 PM (RHGPo)

this sounds like a scorned gay lover situation

they do some crazy sheet when they pissed

Posted by: kallisto at July 30, 2025 02:56 PM (dCxaZ)

324 Obama Can Now Be Summoned Before a Grand Jury — Can’t Plead the Fifth Due to Presidential Immunity, But One Lie as a Private Citizen Could Destroy It All

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2025 02:56 PM (RHGPo)

325 Why did he attack the VA politician?
Holy moly, that is horrifying. Boulder terrorist started a frightening trend…

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2025 02:57 PM (Hkcdp)

326 I don't think that. I also think that some people are paying for certain Antififa types to have training in physical combat and shooting and using other weapons .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I don't think they need training or encouragement in beating a woman to pulp.
I am honestly shocked that so many people think the enemy is weak and only does tiktok videos.
The bring on smod group don't recognize the consequences now that it's happening, at least to other people.

Posted by: old chick at July 30, 2025 02:57 PM (F3Dlr)

327 Posted by: old chick at July 30, 2025 02:46 PM (F3Dlr)

I don't think that. I also think that some people are paying for certain Antififa types to have training in physical combat and shooting and using other weapons .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2025 02:51 PM (2GCMq)

This isn't be best material as the crooks and psychos don't have discipline. Look at what happen when they went for Rittenhouse with an advantage in numbers.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:57 PM (8avO+)

328 312 Why are so many Democrats insane? Is it a requirement?
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In Clown Town most of the Clowns don't know they're Clowns.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 30, 2025 02:57 PM (W3T6M)

329 Also the bar clearly has 2 plates/side. So 225. Not 315.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:24 PM (MGB5H)

He posted photos of interlocking plates, so I guess it is three plates.

Eh...he's still an Islamist who should be deported.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 30, 2025 02:51 PM (n9ltV)
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He also likes interlocking penises

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 30, 2025 02:57 PM (iFTx/)

330 312 Why are so many Democrats insane? Is it a requirement?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 30, 2025 02:55 PM (3sG5t)

Why, yes. Yes it is. And don't forget completely dishonest, delusional, and stupid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 30, 2025 02:59 PM (pohLc)

331 What is it?

I don't have to call the right to free speech "a fundamental right of access to communication."

Speak plainly or you are a liar.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 30, 2025 02:56 PM (lDIPK)

Many women need a psych evaluation to convince them they aren't a 10 and can land someone who makes a million dollars a month.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 02:59 PM (8avO+)

332 What's the hating on lifting gloves? I use them. It protects the skin from chaffing, blisters, and abrasions.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 30, 2025 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

333 What the hell kind of first name is Shotsie?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 02:59 PM (A7hgX)

334 browndog with the rule book: "But you cannot compare wearing lifting belt to wearing gloves. there is no supportive mechanism in a glove"

The comparison is only that it helps provide a bit more protection but clearly not in the same way. The glove spreads the pressure out ever so slightly (padding) on the grip and it does relieve some discomfort on that. Also, the bar rips against the leather and not the epidermis which helps grip comfort. The belt is a completely different tool.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 30, 2025 02:59 PM (gLikB)

335 If Spartacus is gonna run for President again I guess He'll have to get a new Beard....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 30, 2025 02:59 PM (VE6XX)

336 Booker looks fat as fuck in an actual unedited picture.

Wasn't he the one that JUST massively photoshopped a picture of him 'jogging' so bad it bent the bench behind him?

Posted by: DudeAbiding at July 30, 2025 02:59 PM (setIA)

337 I don't know about y'all but I'm totally scared and intimidated by those brutal (chuckle) "punches."

Posted by: Jetto at July 30, 2025 03:00 PM (9pFUj)

338 The other 20% of the time, the guy would start whaling on whoever was trying to get him out of the bar. I saw a few horrible things where ambulances were required. What are you gonna do when a linebacker from local State U. gets shitfaced and starts harassing/threatening the 100-pound female bartender? You have to at least try.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 30, 2025 03:00 PM (2cS/G)

339 Having to use gloves to lift, I think, just shows that you don't lift much.

Posted by: Reforger at July 30, 2025 02:54 PM (TOnMl)

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I lift only once a week -- the "Body By Science" high intensity resistance training program -- and have been racking up my Greatest GAINZZZZ Evah since doing so.

ShainBob says "Check It Out!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 30, 2025 03:00 PM (2frPC)

340 >>>Please, always use safeties ...

I do. I've seen it too. I don't do much flat bench anymore anyway. I leave that to the young ego lifters.

Posted by: brak at July 30, 2025 03:00 PM (jGJov)

341 Spartacus needs to drop a couple of "You feelin' me bro?"s and "Yo, this ain't right"s to be more authentic.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 30, 2025 03:00 PM (IifOV)

342 Remember when Harry Reid (allegedly) got the shit beat out of him by his own exercise equipment?

Good times...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 30, 2025 03:01 PM (qpyNK)

343 Wasn't he the one that JUST massively photoshopped a picture of him 'jogging' so bad it bent the bench behind him?
Posted by: DudeAbiding at July 30, 2025 02:59

That was Hakeem Jeffries.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 03:01 PM (MGB5H)

344 also know BruceWayne is the real deal. He would be my go to for weight lifting advice if I were to ever do something like that beyond what I already do.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025

*blushes*

*waves to crowd*
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 02:55 PM (MGB5H)

Funny how he always vanishes when Batman is needed.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 03:01 PM (8avO+)

345 On the subject of dem-sponsored political violence:

GOP Virginia Lawmaker Doused in Gasoline, Set on Fire in His Office – Attacker Identified and in Custody - TGP

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 30, 2025 03:01 PM (i24o9)

346 out

@zerohedge
·
8s
*KAMALA HARRIS WILL NOT RUN FOR CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR NEXT YEAR

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2025 03:01 PM (viF8m)

347 Shotsie? Is that Amish?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 30, 2025 03:01 PM (uqNg8)

348
I have a bad wrist too and when I do push ups or planks one hand I use my fingers so I don't bend my wrist. It makes it much harder.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Are you kin to Jack Palance?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2025 03:01 PM (85azL)

349 332 What's the hating on lifting gloves? I use them. It protects the skin from chaffing, blisters, and abrasions.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at

Did you see my post on this? Honestly, I frighten myself at times. But let me know if you want some of my hand scrub!

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 03:02 PM (pRpzT)

350 Why are so many Democrats insane? Is it a requirement?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 30, 2025 02:55 PM (3sG5t)

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It's more like a filter, it selects for crazy.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 03:02 PM (Q4cxx)

351
ShainBob says "Check It Out!"

interesting

I've been able to gain some tone and sculpting of the bod just by doing some homegrown movements with and without weights

using my own body as resistance in some cases

Posted by: kallisto at July 30, 2025 03:02 PM (dCxaZ)

352 > 330 312 Why are so many Democrats insane? Is it a requirement?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 30, 2025 02:55 PM (3sG5t)

Hey, now... some of us are just crooked.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 30, 2025 03:02 PM (qpyNK)

353 KAMALA HARRIS WILL NOT RUN FOR CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR NEXT YEAR

Damn it. That would've been a hugely amusing trainwreck.

Posted by: Jetto at July 30, 2025 03:02 PM (9pFUj)

354 Why are so many Democrats insane?
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Maybe it's the insane that are Democrats.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 03:03 PM (RLuzd)

355 Booker looks fat as fuck in an actual unedited picture.

Wasn't he the one that JUST massively photoshopped a picture of him 'jogging' so bad it bent the bench behind him?
Posted by: DudeAbiding at July 30, 2025 02:59 PM (setIA)
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That was the Hakeem Jeffries clown. I think that photoshop was to make him look taller. He's a short skeevy little shit and obviously very embarrassed about it.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 30, 2025 03:03 PM (iFTx/)

356 Lifting gloves help keep point loads off the nerves in the hand. And I can tell you, it hurts like hell when you hit a "sweet" spot.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 30, 2025 03:03 PM (pohLc)

357 What the hell kind of first name is Shotsie?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 02:59 PM (A7hgX)

It was the name of Marge Schott's dog. A superfan that was the owner of the Cincinnati Reds for a time.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 03:03 PM (8avO+)

358 >>>What's the hating on lifting gloves? I use them. It protects the skin from chaffing, blisters, and abrasions.

If you like them, use them. The important thing is you're in there working out.

It's a bro code tough guy thing. Calluses build character. Once you raw grip a heavy deadlift on a bar with deep knurling, gloves just seem silly. But again, it doesn't really matter.

Posted by: brak at July 30, 2025 03:03 PM (jGJov)

359 Re: Gloves for Lifting

Use whatever floats your boat, and allows you to train.

I don't use them, because I can't use them in competition, and it's harder to grip the bar wearing them.

Train like you compete

Posted by: browndog with the rule book at July 30, 2025 03:04 PM (TTAGa)

360 Did you see my post on this? Honestly, I frighten myself at times. But let me know if you want some of my hand scrub!
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 03:02 PM

I just use a cuticle clipper to take the skin off when it starts to be in the "it'll rip" stage. Ya know, like a MAN!


/s well not about the clippers.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 30, 2025 03:04 PM (MGB5H)

361 KAMALA HARRIS WILL NOT RUN FOR CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR NEXT YEAR
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Whoa. That's a shock. I swear I assumed it was inevitable. Wonder what the bitch has lined up.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 03:04 PM (RLuzd)

362 Supple and expressive wrists FTW!

Posted by: Democrats at July 30, 2025 03:04 PM (q2NNn)

363 I wear gloves to distribute the concentrated pressure from the bar on my palm near the thumb joint, which gives me nerve pain. Let them scoff.

Posted by: Alex at July 30, 2025 03:04 PM (EcUen)

364 How is it we ever lose to these retards?

Posted by: Weasel at July 30, 2025 03:04 PM (c71FC)

365 345 On the subject of dem-sponsored political violence:

GOP Virginia Lawmaker Doused in Gasoline, Set on Fire in His Office – Attacker Identified and in Custody - TGP
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
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Alive? Dead? First, second, third degree burns?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2025 03:05 PM (85azL)

366 What's the hating on lifting gloves? I use them. It protects the skin from chaffing, blisters, and abrasions.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at

Did you see my post on this? Honestly, I frighten myself at times. But let me know if you want some of my hand scrub!
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 03:02 PM (pRpzT)
_____

Yea, but I didn't get it ....

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 30, 2025 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

367 I'm not sure what to make of what's going on in Brazil.
Lula and his party are most definitely taking advantage, Biden-Democrats style, over Bolsanaro's loss and the reaction by his people in trying to launch a military takeover. They also had their own version of J6 where his supporters rushed the buildings in Brasilia.

There's a supreme court judge there, Alexandre de Moraes, who's causing a lot of the problems by going after Bolsanaro and right-wingers, censoring social media and starting investigations, similarly to what's going on across the West.

I wouldn't put it past Bolsanaro's advisers to have actually planned some kind of coup in the case he lost the election, even if they never planned on carrying it out. Bolsanaro was an army colonel who turned that into politics, and it's not like Brazil has never seen right-wing coups and military dictatorships before. After he lost the election he hauled ass to Orlando, FL, which I always thought was suspicious.

Also, he faces petty corruption charges; that he kept items given to him as president which belong to the state, and a charge that he lied on a travel visa claiming he had been vaccinated for COVID when he hadn't.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2025 03:05 PM (6ydKt)

368 KAMALA HARRIS WILL NOT RUN FOR CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR NEXT YEAR
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I can still hope...

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 03:05 PM (Q4cxx)

369
I loved the Progtards' Musical Chair Punch Practice.

It totally wasn't teh ghey and immature at all!

I don't think I saw one proper punch thrown.

Alll that "practice" is going to do is get the little darlings enough confidence to get their noses broken.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2025 03:05 PM (iJfKG)

370 @357 sounds like The Last Crusade " we named the dog Indiana"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 03:05 PM (A7hgX)

371 This is some humiliation ritual the democrats are doing, right?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 30, 2025 03:05 PM (sAmhv)

372 Alive at burn unit in Lynchburg.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 30, 2025 03:05 PM (uqNg8)

373 How is it we ever lose to these retards?

Because most of ours are too.

Posted by: Jetto at July 30, 2025 03:05 PM (9pFUj)

374 What the hell kind of first name is Shotsie?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 02:59 PM (A7hgX)

A male prostitute's.

Posted by: Shotsie Hayes, Male Prostitute at July 30, 2025 03:05 PM (Sdlpf)

375 > It was the name of Marge Schott's dog.

Also her own nickname in her college years. "Hotsie Schotsie".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 30, 2025 03:06 PM (qpyNK)

376 @365 still alive and talking. As someone posted above sounds like a gay lover spat

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 03:06 PM (A7hgX)

377 NYC Health Officials Warn of Legionnaire’s Disease Outbreak

Health officials in New York City are warning about a lung infection outbreak in certain Harlem zip codes.

The warnings center around the illness known as Legionnaire’s disease and several cases have been reported, according to an ABC 7 article published on Sunday.

In an update on Monday afternoon, the New York City Health Department said it is investigating, adding there were eight cases of the disease in the zip codes 10027, 10030, 10035, and 10037.

Posted by: SMOD at July 30, 2025 03:06 PM (RHGPo)

378 I don't think I saw one proper punch thrown.

That last one was (just barely) a palm strike.

Posted by: Jetto at July 30, 2025 03:07 PM (9pFUj)

379
Wow!

That Cory Booker is one fiery chipmunk he is!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2025 03:07 PM (iJfKG)

380 ...and with that, I'm off to the gym 'cause

IT"S BENCH DAY

Go figure.

Stay safe Horde, use your safeties

Posted by: browndog with the rule book at July 30, 2025 03:07 PM (TTAGa)

381 @357 sounds like The Last Crusade " we named the dog Indiana"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 03:05 PM (A7hgX)

Marge was cringe, but she loved those dogs (St Bernards) and she loved the team. Many families have those oddball aunts or grandmas.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 03:07 PM (8avO+)

382 364 How is it we ever lose to these retards?
Posted by: Weasel at July 30, 2025 03:04 PM (c71FC)


How, indeed?

Posted by: The MSM, Academia, Hollywood, loyal Yellow Dogs, etc. at July 30, 2025 03:07 PM (PiwSw)

383
Please, if you live where you can be armed in public, DO IT!!

Posted by: fourseasons at July 30, 2025 03:07 PM (3ek7K)

384 What are you gonna do when a linebacker from local State U. gets shitfaced and starts harassing/threatening the 100-pound female bartender? You have to at least try.
Posted by: Lincolntf
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Taser. Course takedown strikes with a extensible baton can work too. Take out a knee, he ain't going to be a linebacker no more.

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2025 03:07 PM (ctrM5)

385 I use gloves too.

I lift in my unairconditioned garage. In Texas. Having a non-sweaty surface on the bar really helps.

Also, I don't mind being scorned as a near weakling. Mostly because I am a near weakling.

Then again, I'm not tweeting out my garage time in an effort to convince anyone otherwise.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2025 03:08 PM (wKJf5)

386 364 How is it we ever lose to these retards?
Posted by: Weasel
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Fraudulent elections in urban areas is why.

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2025 03:08 PM (ctrM5)

387 Housing someone in gas and lighting them on fire is beyond a 'spat'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2025 03:08 PM (zZu0s)

388 Alll that "practice" is going to do is get the little darlings enough confidence to get their noses broken.

Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2025 03:05 PM (iJfKG)

Or their hands...skulls are hard things, assuming they can reach them.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 03:09 PM (8avO+)

389 I want the Dims to go back to dancing their fat asses around while singing stupid songs, playing shitty guitar, and mincing bad poems. So very manly.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 30, 2025 03:09 PM (pohLc)

390 Going long on straightjacket, thorazine, and ammo futures.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 30, 2025 03:10 PM (/U5Yz)

391 Kamala just announced she is not running for CA governor.

Does this mean she in planning on running for president again?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 30, 2025 03:10 PM (9vYpt)

392 Housing someone in gas and lighting them on fire is beyond a 'spat'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 30, 2025 03:08 PM (zZu0s)
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I'm thinking that was supposed to be "dousing".

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 03:10 PM (Q4cxx)

393 How is it we ever lose to these retards?
Posted by: Weasel at July 30, 2025 03:04 PM


To paraphrase Insomniac, people are idiots. I'll leave tire iron application to the individual Moron's discretion.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2025 03:10 PM (dPfyF)

394 How is it we ever lose to these retards?
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One reason is because it is difficult for rational, mature, well-socialized adults to take them seriously.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2025 03:11 PM (XeU6L)

395 Kamala just announced she is not running for CA governor.

Does this mean she in planning on running for president again?

We can only hope!

Posted by: Jetto at July 30, 2025 03:11 PM (9pFUj)

396 I want the Dims to go back to dancing their fat asses around while singing stupid songs, playing shitty guitar, and mincing bad poems. So very manly.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 30, 2025 03:09 PM (pohLc)

Hey! Ho! I love all of them democrat Gym Bros! Hey! Ho!

Posted by: Dirty Old Boomer Hippie Who Loves A Good Chant at July 30, 2025 03:11 PM (Sdlpf)

397 How is it we ever lose to these retards?
Posted by: Weasel at July 30, 2025 03:04 PM
__

We didn't lose in 2024. We won big. Hope it continues.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 30, 2025 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

398 Alll that "practice" is going to do is get the little darlings enough confidence to get their noses broken.

Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 30

Unfortunately, their weakest man is most likely stronger than me. As a 5’1 female, I am not in a position to out strengthen them if they go totally feral.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 03:11 PM (p4NUW)

399
It's Yiddish, Shotzi.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 30, 2025 03:12 PM (85azL)

400 > It was the name of Marge Schott's dog.

--

Being from Cincy, I was once at a Red's game at Marge ran out on the field with Schotzie. Dog took a monster dump right there in the middle of the field.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 30, 2025 03:12 PM (qBdHI)

401 364 How is it we ever lose to these retards?
Posted by: Weasel at July 30, 2025 03:04 PM (c71FC)


It's a mystery.

Posted by: GOP at July 30, 2025 03:12 PM (/U5Yz)

402 How is it we ever lose to these retards?

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Because they have been very good at convincing the general public that traditionals are "icky". So, they voted for Dems as a default.

Posted by: Axeman at July 30, 2025 03:12 PM (Q4cxx)

403 Unfortunately, their weakest man is most likely stronger than me.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 03:11 PM (p4NUW)


Would not take that bet.

Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 03:12 PM (RLuzd)

404 In an update on Monday afternoon, the New York City Health Department said it is investigating, adding there were eight cases of the disease in the zip codes 10027, 10030, 10035, and 10037.
Posted by: SMOD

Cotton Lung Comes To Harlem

Posted by: Godfrey Cambridge? at July 30, 2025 03:13 PM (G5+As)

405 out

@zerohedge
·
8s
*KAMALA HARRIS WILL NOT RUN FOR CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR NEXT YEAR

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2025 03:01 PM (viF8m)

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Crap, I was so looking forward to her Burning Down what's left of Califzuela ... and The Memes, but mostly The Memes.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 30, 2025 03:13 PM (2frPC)

406 It was the name of Marge Schott's dog.

Also her own nickname in her college years. "Hotsie Schotsie".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 30, 2025 03:06 PM (qpyNK)

To my semi surprise she did go to college, University of Cincinnati and a Catholic Academy.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 03:13 PM (8avO+)

407 Danville is a rather dead crime ridden former textile town.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 30, 2025 03:13 PM (uqNg8)

408 GOPe : we like being kind to retards. It's who we are

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 30, 2025 03:13 PM (A7hgX)

409 Dog took a monster dump right there in the middle of the field.

Well, there's our next WNBA game.

Posted by: Jetto at July 30, 2025 03:13 PM (9pFUj)

410 391 Kamala just announced she is not running for CA governor.

Does this mean she in planning on running for president again?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 30, 2025 03:10 PM (9vYpt)

I doubt it.

I think she's running to be the CEO & Chairwoman of the Kamala Harris Unburdened By What Has Been Foundation.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 30, 2025 03:13 PM (6ydKt)

411 403
Would not take that bet.
Posted by: ... at July 30

You are very kind.

Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 03:13 PM (p4NUW)

412 The amount of stuff coming out now on the Russia collusion hoax is incredible. They hid so much stuff and lied constantly.

Some people better be going to prison.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 30, 2025 03:14 PM (viF8m)

413 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 30, 2025 03:14 PM (PiwSw)

414 $20 million spent to figure out how to appeal to young male voters. Result: Cringe gym videos.

That Abdul guy will probably win anyway because Michigan is retarded.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 30, 2025 03:15 PM (pVRK0)

415 Unfortunately, their weakest man is most likely stronger than me.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 03:11 PM (p4NUW)


Would not take that bet.
Posted by: ... at July 30, 2025 03:12 PM (RLuzd)

Piper is probably correct. There's a reason we burn in not hitting women into boys from birth.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 03:15 PM (8avO+)

416 383
Please, if you live where you can be armed in public, DO IT!!

Posted by: fourseasons
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Only if you are willing to pull the trigger if necessary for self defense and those of others. And you can hit at what you aim at.

Best to have those self conversations before needing to use a firearm and make a decision where and when you will do so. Defense of self? Family? Others?

Not really even a training issue on the awful decision to pull the trigger but one more of morals, religion, upbringing, and mental toughness. No shame in deciding you cannot end someone's life but don't carry if you cannot. Shooting period is considered lethal force everywhere and warning shots can actually let the thug shoot you in self defense. So it is a binary decision--do you shoot or not. Plus, everyone assumes that it will be some ugly big guy--often it is youths or even females that are deadly threats. You don't get to pick your aggressors in these matters.

Capability to do so effectively is a training issue. And you shoot to end the threat present and NO MORE than that.

Posted by: whig at July 30, 2025 03:15 PM (ctrM5)

417 Danville is a rather dead crime ridden former textile town.
Posted by: Boss Moss
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I blame Stoneman.

Posted by: Virgil Caine at July 30, 2025 03:15 PM (XeU6L)

418 I don't understand....does not compute.

Booker seems pissed at his fellow democrats for coming up with a compromise bill. Then the bill...passes.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 30, 2025 03:16 PM (gDhA9)

419 >>> 273 Avoidance and escape are what will save them.
Posted by: Girlbossing will get them dead at July 30, 2025 02:46 PM (TbWk/)

Well, that and a nice snub-nose .38.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 30, 2025 02:48 PM (1Gsou)

tcn Johnson in AK is right!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2025 03:16 PM (ULPxl)

420 Alll that "practice" is going to do is get the little darlings enough confidence to get their noses broken.

Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 30

Unfortunately, their weakest man is most likely stronger than me. As a 5’1 female, I am not in a position to out strengthen them if they go totally feral.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 03:11 PM (p4NUW)



Groin and knee kicks are the great equalizer if it comes down to that, Piper.

One of the kiddos took Krav Maga for a while. All it seemed to boil down to was "50 Shades of Nutshots".

Running away, of course is the best option.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2025 03:16 PM (iJfKG)

421 $20 million spent to figure out how to appeal to young male voters. Result: Cringe gym videos.

That Abdul guy will probably win anyway because Michigan is retarded.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 30, 2025 03:15 PM (pVRK0)

There's a good chance that she didn't even come up with something as good as the gym videos. I heard she was fired.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 03:16 PM (8avO+)

422 I am not in a position to out strengthen them if they go totally feral.

Just remember three things.

1. Eyes

2. Throat

3. Groin

Posted by: Jetto at July 30, 2025 03:16 PM (9pFUj)

423 Alll that "practice" is going to do is get the little darlings enough confidence to get their noses broken.

Sad.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 30

Unfortunately, their weakest man is most likely stronger than me. As a 5’1 female, I am not in a position to out strengthen them if they go totally feral.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 03:11 PM (p4NUW)

Use the Kathy Ireland tactic from Necessary Roughness.
(after being roughly tackled and being given a snarling "Welcome to Football!" greeting by a defensive player)

Kathy: Welcome to foot . . . ball! She delivers a particularly well-aimed kick.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2025 03:17 PM (q2NNn)

424 How is it we ever lose to these retards?
Posted by: Weasel at July 30, 2025 03:04 PM (c71FC)

It's a mystery.
Posted by: GOP at July 30, 2025 03:12 PM (/U5Yz)

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Well-played and -socked, Maj. Healy.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 30, 2025 03:17 PM (kmC10)

425 What's the one major problem?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 30, 2025 03:18 PM (B1C+t)

426 Democrats are signaling to their base to get in shape and be ready to fight, physically, with MAGA. Every video I've seen has an underlying current of confrontation and violence.

They really want a war.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2025 02:29 PM (Q4IgG)

Don't bring just fists to a knife fight.

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

Don't bring a pistol to kill a sniper.

I'm sure there's more.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 30, 2025 03:19 PM (g8Ew8)

427 How is it we ever lose to these retards?
Posted by: Weasel
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Fraudulent elections in urban areas is why.
Posted by: whig at July 30, 2025 03:08 PM (ctrM5)

Hard to beat them if you don't run anyone there.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 03:19 PM (8avO+)

428 403 Unfortunately, their weakest man is most likely stronger than me.
Posted by: Piper at July 30, 2025 03:11 PM (p4NUW)

An Arkansas State Trooper, 6'-5" and 275 pounds allowed to me the worst beating he ever took was from a 5 foot Chinese woman. She bit him to the bone, kicked him in the balls, tore his uniform, and scratched his face before he grabbed her by the neck and cuffed the little monster. Got her a year in the slammer.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 30, 2025 03:19 PM (pohLc)

429 WNBA moment of the day.

https://is.gd/QyYZtS

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 30, 2025 03:20 PM (L/fGl)

430 An Arkansas State Trooper, 6'-5" and 275 pounds allowed to me the worst beating he ever took was from a 5 foot Chinese woman. She bit him to the bone, kicked him in the balls, tore his uniform, and scratched his face before he grabbed her by the neck and cuffed the little monster. Got her a year in the slammer.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 30, 2025 03:19 PM (pohLc)

So he held back.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 03:22 PM (8avO+)

431 Democrats are training for a showdown with the far-right MAGA crowd. Here we see them training to punch MAGA voters in the face.

------------------

I saw The Violent Femme Commies open for Mass Graves at Deathfest XVI in 2020.

/Same as it ever was ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Marshall Plan is MORTE! at July 30, 2025 03:24 PM (vTIV9)

432 So he held back.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 30, 2025 03:22 PM (8avO+)

Yeah, obviously.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 30, 2025 03:24 PM (pohLc)

433 > Don't bring a pistol to kill a sniper.

I'm sure there's more.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 30, 2025 03:19 PM (g8Ew

Don't bring small arms to an artillery fight.

Don't bring artillery to an air superiority fight.

Don't bring conventional weapons to a nuclear fight.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 30, 2025 03:38 PM (qpyNK)

434 What if women have no health for which to care? Then what? It simply cannot be a right.

To access medical care, walk through the front door of any hospital. And, if neither food, nor water, or clothing, nor shelter is a right, which they are not, neither is medical care.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 30, 2025 03:39 PM (WeMfR)

435 I’d be willing to bet that Nancy Mason can bench more than 135 pounds that swallowswell lifts

Posted by: Avi at July 30, 2025 03:59 PM (cBCwV)

436 To be fair, only law firms whose partners have committed felonies have bent the knee to the President of the United States, Donald Trump. Still, some law firms like Covington & Burling refuse to apologize for their conspiracy & treason against the United States.

Posted by: wferrin at July 30, 2025 04:38 PM (VYd9z)

437 Hilarious! Booker needs to go hang out and give this speech in Newark, without security. Video it. Then I will see if he is man or flustered and enraged mouse.

I keep hoping blood will shoot out his ears in his rage fit. Yes, I watched Saturday cartoons all of my life and this is how I think.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 30, 2025 04:55 PM (6PCLE)

438 Gory Boogers all mouth and no mind your typical Liberal Dem-O-Rat

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 30, 2025 06:09 PM (wGqjj)

439 what a bunch of emotional immaturity and unintelligence ...roflmao

Posted by: Kanoli Laugh at July 30, 2025 08:21 PM (/vipL)

440 That video from the New Yorker who wants to replace the GOP congressman?
She isn't bad looking - trim, toned, pleasing facial symmetry. No visible tats or piercings.
But her expression?
Mouth down, sneering lip - she looks combative and hostile, and is clearly looking down at ANYONE who disagrees with her.
Look, the job of a Congressman is to be pleasant. They can feel strongly about some issues, but they need to lay out their case without hostility, with warmth, and with a demeanor that doesn't drip condescension and superiority with every word.
If the state does elect her, I doubt she will be effective.
And, after all, that's the point of choosing a candidate.
Posturing without effect is for Losers.

Posted by: Linda S Fox at July 31, 2025 06:40 AM (7Rs+y)

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