Mid-Morning Art Thread

Venus, Adonis, and Cupid
Annibale Carracci

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2025 09:31 AM (dPfyF)

2
Why never any pics of gladiators or submarines?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 28, 2025 09:32 AM (IPmnD)

3 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2025 09:32 AM (dPfyF)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

5 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2025 09:33 AM (dPfyF)

6 The kid pointing at the tit and smiling makes the painting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

7 No tattoos. Fake art.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 28, 2025 09:33 AM (9vYpt)

8 Well, at least there are 2 dogs

Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2025 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

9 Good. I was in the mood for breasts this morning.

It's a nice painting. A lot of dark colours though. I'd prefer more brighter and cheerful.

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY and NOT HOMELESS - New Life Creation - 14.9% at July 28, 2025 09:33 AM (jvJvP)

10 I spy a dog. Therefore art?

Posted by: Tuna at July 28, 2025 09:34 AM (lJ0H4)

11 The kid pointing at the tit and smiling makes the painting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 09:33 AM

His facial expression makes it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2025 09:34 AM (dPfyF)

12 He leans in doing his best Butt-Head impression:

"Hey baby......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

13 Did they get some kind of family discount on their permanent waves?

Posted by: Hair Today-Gone Tomorrow at July 28, 2025 09:34 AM (G5+As)

14 Tits are fun.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

15 Venus has a rather ample bosom. Me likey.

Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

16
His facial expression makes it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2025 09:34 AM (dPfyF)

That's what I meant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

17
Defending the Ramparts - a limerick

Said Venus: "I'll defy your divinity
If it takes 'til the end of infinity
I don't care how much you flex
Throbbing dellts and bulllging pecs
I won't llet you steal my virginity!"

Posted by: muldoon at July 28, 2025 09:36 AM (poXs5)

18 They can't paint feet, that's for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

19

Her elbows and knees are pretty red...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at July 28, 2025 09:36 AM (AWnPj)

20 Cupid knows what's up

Posted by: Otto Pen at July 28, 2025 09:37 AM (sJHOI)

21 Lots of feet in this painting-human, doggie, and pigeon. Glad we can't smell it.

Posted by: Toejam Tommy at July 28, 2025 09:37 AM (G5+As)

22 That's what I meant.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 09:35 AM

I'm slow this morning. I blame heat and lack of coffee.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2025 09:37 AM (PqG44)

23 Hey, Venus. Just wanted to let you know I'm going boar hunting. Be back later!

Posted by: Adonis at July 28, 2025 09:38 AM (n2swS)

24 Don't know why either of those two have the reps they have.
Decent looking, but not world beaters.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 28, 2025 09:38 AM (n4GiU)

25 Dog + tit = Art!

Posted by: Otto Pen at July 28, 2025 09:38 AM (sJHOI)

26 Venus has put on a few pounds.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2025 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

27 Adonis (in Tony Soprano/Joey Tribbiani voice): "How YOU doin'?"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 28, 2025 09:38 AM (qpyNK)

28 > 26 Venus has put on a few pounds.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2025 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

The Italians always have liked 'em a little on the meaty side.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 28, 2025 09:39 AM (qpyNK)

29 Captions:

Cupid: Hey, she got titties!!!

Dog: Squirrel!!!

Venus; like what you see, big boy?

Adonis: Dear Penthouse Forum, you'll never guess what happened top me while I was hunting...

Posted by: naturalfake at July 28, 2025 09:40 AM (iJfKG)

30 26 She’s zaftig. I like zaftig.

Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 09:40 AM (77rzZ)

31 It's been awhile, but I recall a debate in school about how Greco Roman mythology was all about incest.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 28, 2025 09:41 AM (PzXaK)

32
Defending the Ramparts - a limerick

Said Venus: "I'll defy your divinity
If it takes 'til the end of infinity
I don't care how much you flex
Throbbing dellts and bulllging pecs
I won't llet you steal my virginity!"
Posted by: muldoon at July 28, 2025 09:36 AM (poXs5)
******
Nice! Are you sure Venus was a virgin?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2025 09:41 AM (NpAcC)

33 Annibale seems like a relatively modern woman’s name.

Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 09:41 AM (VofaG)

34 Two painters walk into a Baroque…

Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 09:42 AM (VofaG)

35 Brrrrr. A little chilly in here.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2025 09:42 AM (mT+6a)

36 The Italians always have liked 'em a little on the meaty side.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 28, 2025 09:39 AM (qpyNK)
*****
Lasagna will do that to ya.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 28, 2025 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

37 “Annibale” is “Hannibal,” no?

Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 09:43 AM (77rzZ)

38 Brrrrr. A little chilly in here.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2025 09:42 AM (mT+6a)

Careful. You could cut glass with those things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

39 Alternate title: Let's Make Some More Babies, Sweetcakes.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2025 09:44 AM (g8Ew8)

40 A bewb and a half is better than no bewb at all.

This is known.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2025 09:44 AM (6WCwE)

41 Why are the females always shown fondling the naked cherubs? Thats offensive behavior and depicts (not deliberately) certainly, but the impression is there.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 28, 2025 09:45 AM (hKoQL)

42 Sponge!

Howdy handsome! How is the First! Lady?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2025 09:46 AM (mT+6a)

43 Hey, hey, set me free,
Stupid Cupid, stop pickin' on me!

Posted by: Zombie Connie Francis, RIP at July 28, 2025 09:46 AM (G5+As)

44 Nice composition and detailing. It's a bit dark, unless I'm going blind again.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 28, 2025 09:47 AM (6eOSv)

45 At what point (hah!) does a depiction of a pene move from artistic expression to child pron?

Semi-Serious question.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2025 09:47 AM (6WCwE)

46 Sponge!

Howdy handsome! How is the First! Lady?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2025 09:46 AM (mT+6a)

She had a rough go last week with stomach issues, but is better now. Tough broad, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

47 Are her hills alive with the sound of music?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 28, 2025 09:48 AM (GBKbO)

48 Nice composition and detailing. It's a bit dark, unless I'm going blind again.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 28, 2025 09:47 AM (6eOSv)

His Frescos are really good.

Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 09:49 AM (VofaG)

49 Are her hills alive with the sound of music?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 28, 2025 09:48 AM (GBKbO)

Sounds like a pickup line.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at July 28, 2025 09:49 AM (PzXaK)

50
Defending the Ramparts - Part Two

Venus was never disgraced
She steered clear of being debased
She swore, "I'll really hurt you
if you try to take my virtue!"
She stayed chaste despite being chased.

Posted by: muldoon at July 28, 2025 09:49 AM (poXs5)

51 And whoever posted the Muppets video in the tech thread…

I will find you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2025 09:49 AM (mT+6a)

52 Adonis looks to be telling her "Don't wait up ... I'm meeting my boyfriend for 'drinks'". This is Ghey On Steroids. Venus, on the other hand - Hoo Hoo Hooters!

Posted by: Dr_No at July 28, 2025 09:50 AM (ayRl+)

53 Dog AND a sniper. Now that's art!

Posted by: fd at July 28, 2025 09:52 AM (ArbhN)

54 O, look, another painting of classical figures- chunky, amorous Venus showing off her figure , her lover Adonis and fat baby Cupid . Meh The only thing I like about this painting are the gold and pink clothing and bench drapes, but I don't really like his picture of the resurrection of Jesus , or at least the one I looked at today. Too many figures. I prefer some of Carracci's portraits.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2025 09:52 AM (2GCMq)

55 Adonis was not Cupid’s father. That was Mars.

Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 09:52 AM (77rzZ)

56 Would

Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 09:52 AM (wkXwO)

57 Nice! Are you sure Venus was a virgin?
Posted by: redridinghood

**********

I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt today.

Posted by: muldoon at July 28, 2025 09:53 AM (poXs5)

58 A very fertile delta.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 28, 2025 09:53 AM (W3T6M)

59 1560-1609.

He was a dude.

A lot of his male figures are oddly androgynous. Like he has no idea how to draw a male physique. It's strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 09:55 AM (bss/y)

60 She stayed chaste despite being chased.
--------------
So butt stuff?

Posted by: pudinhead at July 28, 2025 09:55 AM (W3T6M)

61 Would
Posted by: Doof

Would Doof? Interesting way to put it.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 28, 2025 09:55 AM (RZ2SK)

62 And whoever posted the Muppets video in the tech thread…

I will find you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2025 09:49 AM

Run, Biden's Dog! Serpentine!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2025 09:55 AM (dPfyF)

63 Would
Posted by: Doof

Would Doof? Interesting way to put it.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 28, 2025 09:55 AM

She's Doofable

Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 09:56 AM (wkXwO)

64 BD is about 10 time zones away from nurse - he should be reasonably safe.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 28, 2025 09:57 AM (NcvvS)

65 63 Would
Posted by: Doof

Would Doof? Interesting way to put it.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 28, 2025 09:55 AM

She's Doofable
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 09:56 AM (wkXwO)

======

Yes, but with which -inator?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 28, 2025 09:57 AM (GBKbO)

66 RMBS!
Good morning to you, good sir! It’s 54 and sunny here. A little chilly tbh. Might hit 75 today.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2025 09:57 AM (mT+6a)

67 I do not like this. It has no meaning, is not visually appealing, tells no story, has no message, it's dark and old and stale and boring.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2025 09:58 AM (RIvkX)

68
Why never any pics of gladiators or submarines?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 28, 2025 09:32 AM (IPmnD)

_________

"Joey, do you like art about gladiators?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2025 09:58 AM (HZi96)

69 67 But, Dude, it’s got boobs…

Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 09:59 AM (77rzZ)

70 And whoever posted the Muppets video in the tech thread…

I will find you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2025 09:49 AM (mT+6a)

It was in response to this: https://is.gd/dKpLb7

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 28, 2025 09:59 AM (L5An7)

71
Dog, therefore art. Also, boobs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2025 09:59 AM (HZi96)

72
How much for the child? Yes the little one, the child

Posted by: Jeffery Epstein, on a beach, sipping mai tais at July 28, 2025 09:59 AM (5hfjS)

73 67 I do not like this. It has no meaning, is not visually appealing, tells no story, has no message, it's dark and old and stale and boring.
---------------
Did you miss the boobs and fertile delta?

Posted by: pudinhead at July 28, 2025 10:00 AM (W3T6M)

74 2
Why never any pics of gladiators or submarines?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 28, 2025 09:32 AM (IPmnD)

Be gone, Pete Buttiegieg!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 28, 2025 10:00 AM (uWKK8)

75 Leo Moracchioli does it better.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2025 10:01 AM (mT+6a)

76 It was in response to this: https://is.gd/dKpLb7
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 28, 2025 09:59 AM (L5An7)

RUDE!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

77 She's Doofable
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 09:56 AM (wkXwO)

======

Yes, but with which -inator?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 28, 2025 09:57 AM (GBKbO)

Not really a safe way to answer that

Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:01 AM (wkXwO)

78 Very healthy.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 28, 2025 10:02 AM (NFX2v)

79 Dog, therefore art. Also, boobs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Two dogs and two doves. Does that mean extra credit?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 28, 2025 10:02 AM (RZ2SK)

80 And I'm lookin'......

At yo tittays.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

81
Yes, but with which -inator?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 28, 2025 09:57 AM (GBKbO)

Not really a safe way to answer that
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:01 AM (wkXwO)

The Hot Beef Injectionator.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

82
F*%#@$# meh

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 28, 2025 10:04 AM (5hfjS)

83 So butt stuff?
Posted by: pudinhead

**********

Why would you go there? That's just gross.

Posted by: muldoon at July 28, 2025 10:05 AM (poXs5)

84
All y'all said CBD was gonna be mean to us this morning due to the Fwench pedestrian barricades in his FWP yesterday.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at July 28, 2025 10:07 AM (QcUc+)

85 Good morning to you, good sir! It’s 54 and sunny here. A little chilly tbh. Might hit 75 today.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2025 09:57 AM

Good morning, nurse! Enjoy! I could use that weather. Sunny and on the way to mid-80s. High 90s tomorrow, with the humidity level at "soup". It won't bee cooling off until Thursday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2025 10:10 AM (dPfyF)

86 80 And I'm lookin'......

At yo tittays.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

The artist appears to have been a fan of the... rather pillowy, rubinesque female form. But not as ... idealized and gauzy as rubin often would portray them. This guy did cellulite.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:11 AM (bss/y)

87
Good morning, nurse! Enjoy! I could use that weather. Sunny and on the way to mid-80s. High 90s tomorrow, with the humidity level at "soup". It won't bee cooling off until Thursday.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2025 10:10 AM (dPfyF)

We're hitting the 100's this week.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

88 Nurse, your weather sounds wonderful.

Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 10:11 AM (77rzZ)

89 There was an old Larry Miller stand up bit where he was talking about how guys often tried to imagine that their girl was sitting around on blocks of ice before they came around. His point was that if society still was sacrificing virgins, their girlfriends would not have to worry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:12 AM (bss/y)

90 We're hitting the 100's this week.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:11 AM

We had a few days like that around the NoVaMoMe. Y'all can keep that shite.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2025 10:12 AM (dPfyF)

91 There are so many aspects of this painting to enjoy: the expressions and poses for Venus and Adonis, the exquisite skin tones, the detail in the accoutrements, and the sylvan Arcadian background. But what makes the painting complete for me is the playful expression on Cupid.

Look up some of Annibale Carracci's other paintings. They are all effective as art and as a gateway to the culture of the time and place and surprisingly varied in technique.

Posted by: JTB at July 28, 2025 10:13 AM (yTvNw)

92 We're hitting the 100's this week.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

My phone is screaming heat advisory this week but it is supposed to be in the low 90s. It's Kentucky. August is coming. Shut up, pussy phone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:13 AM (bss/y)

93
We had a few days like that around the NoVaMoMe. Y'all can keep that shite.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2025 10:12 AM (dPfyF)

Worst part of it is my 27 year old HVAC struggles mightily.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

94 We're hitting the 100's this week.
Posted by: Sponge

Dude. You live in TEXAS. It’s supposed to be hot.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2025 10:14 AM (Oqq6X)

95
My phone is screaming heat advisory this week but it is supposed to be in the low 90s. It's Kentucky. August is coming. Shut up, pussy phone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:13 AM (bss/y)

Sad that weather reports have gone the "shock jock" route.

85 degrees on a weather map is now blood red preaching doom and gloom.

F*ck off with that shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

96 Worst part of it is my 27 year old HVAC struggles mightily.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

FWP.

CBD, you should do a thread about sponge complaining that his caviar is not chilled to the correct temperature.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:15 AM (bss/y)

97 It was in response to this: https://is.gd/dKpLb7
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 28, 2025 09:59 AM (L5An7)

RUDE!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:01 AM

Seriously....that was uncalled for.

*starts humming It's a Small World*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2025 10:15 AM (dPfyF)

98
Dude. You live in TEXAS. It’s supposed to be hot.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2025 10:14 AM (Oqq6X)

I wasn't complaining. I love Texas summers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

99 You put Adonis in the forest with a naked Venus, and you get a little baby that looks like Cupid.

There's your sex education for the day.

Posted by: GWB at July 28, 2025 10:16 AM (5K4XA)

100 85 degrees on a weather map is now blood red preaching doom and gloom.

F*ck off with that shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

85-95 in the central valley in California is pretty awesome. I do love the weather there. God blessed them with weather and all of the assholes in creation decided to move there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:16 AM (bss/y)

101
FWP.

CBD, you should do a thread about sponge complaining that his caviar is not chilled to the correct temperature.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:15 AM (bss/y)

Loveh, I would like some buttah and some cheese.

*raises pinky*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

102 83 So butt stuff?
Posted by: pudinhead

**********

Why would you go there? That's just gross.
------------
Its the Greek way to preserve your virginity.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 28, 2025 10:16 AM (W3T6M)

103 Sad that weather reports have gone the "shock jock" route.

85 degrees on a weather map is now blood red preaching doom and gloom.

F*ck off with that shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:14 AM

I get it on my computer, my state's emergency management system, you name it. Ffs, it's Summer. It's hot. It's only an existential threat in France. This is not France.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2025 10:16 AM (dPfyF)

104 They forgot to gird their loins.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:17 AM (TzkcV)

105 76 It was in response to this: https://is.gd/dKpLb7
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 28, 2025 09:59 AM (L5An7)

16 billion views...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 28, 2025 10:17 AM (PiwSw)

106 Summer in the southern plains. Not for low-T pussies.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2025 10:17 AM (g8Ew8)

107 The media might be ignoring Obamagate, but the participants are starting to shit their pants.

Peter Strzok just deleted all of his Tweets.

Too late, bitch. That's all been archived. The only thing you've accomplished is adding tampering with evidence/obstruction of justice to your long list of pending charges.

You'd think a Feeber would know better.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 28, 2025 10:18 AM (qpyNK)

108 tYou'd think a Feeber would know better.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 28, 2025 10:18 AM (qpyNK)

When you believe you're above the law......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

109 107 The media might be ignoring Obamagate, but the participants are starting to shit their pants.

Peter Strzok just deleted all of his Tweets.

Too late, bitch. That's all been archived. The only thing you've accomplished is adding tampering with evidence/obstruction of justice to your long list of pending charges.

You'd think a Feeber would know better.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 28, 2025 10:18 AM (qpyNK)

======

DOJ doesn't need the front page to bring charges against people in a court.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 28, 2025 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

110 Watched a rockumentary summary of Judas Priest this weekend. Asked the wife, did people really find this compelling? Jeebus, they suck. 'Breaking The Law!'

Posted by: pudinhead at July 28, 2025 10:20 AM (W3T6M)

111 It's not a bad painting. I wouldn't hang it in my home. But they all look happy. And it has dogs.

Posted by: Case at July 28, 2025 10:20 AM (ilX37)

112 75 is the perfect temperature.

Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 10:20 AM (77rzZ)

113 Kid's just pointing to his favorite place to get a meal.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 28, 2025 10:21 AM (od0dV)

114
DOJ doesn't need the front page to bring charges against people in a court.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 28, 2025 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

They just actually need to bring charges against people in a court.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

115 108 tYou'd think a Feeber would know better.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 28, 2025 10:18 AM (qpyNK)

When you believe you're above the law......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

=====

Name one thing that makes you think that our permanent bureaucracy believes itself to be above law, consequences, or even oversight.

I bet you can't!

Because people become moral exemplars without fault when they log into USAJobs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 28, 2025 10:21 AM (GBKbO)

116 Watched a rockumentary summary of Judas Priest this weekend. Asked the wife, did people really find this compelling? Jeebus, they suck. 'Breaking The Law!'
Posted by: pudinhead at July 28, 2025 10:20 AM (W3T6M)

This is incorrect.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

117 99 You put Adonis in the forest with a naked Venus, and you get a little baby that looks like Cupid.

There's your sex education for the day.
Posted by: GWB at July 28, 2025 10:16 AM (5K4XA)

re: sex education
You know, when you are a kid, you're like 'whatever, this is normal.' Then as you get older you realize: for millions of years, people just figured it out. They did not need the shop teacher to uncomfortably show them slides or a film strip.

So, then you start thinking about it and realize it was always about grooming. All of it. It was a way for adults who wanted to talk to kids about sex could do so, legally. Without a dad taking an axe handle to their face.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:22 AM (bss/y)

118
Summer in the southern plains. Not for low-T pussies.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2025 10:17 AM (g8Ew

__________

That reminds me, I have to mow the back acreage today. After unloading the RV and emptying the tanks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2025 10:22 AM (HZi96)

119 114
DOJ doesn't need the front page to bring charges against people in a court.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 28, 2025 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

They just actually need to bring charges against people in a court.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

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An investigation, grand jury indictments, and some will seem to be required as well.

Lots of noises about the first and third.

We'll see if the noises turn into anything.

I don't know what's going on in the DOJ. I suspect no one commenting here does either.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 28, 2025 10:22 AM (GBKbO)

120 Washing the dog washing the dog.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:22 AM (TzkcV)

121 Watched a rockumentary summary of Judas Priest this weekend. Asked the wife, did people really find this compelling? Jeebus, they suck. 'Breaking The Law!'
Posted by: pudinhead at July 28, 2025 10:20 AM (W3T6M)

Candidate for the worst take of the month

Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:22 AM (wkXwO)

122
I now read that dispersing the Ag Department is the same as sending them to Kolyma.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2025 10:23 AM (HZi96)

123 I like this one by Carracci. Christ with cross appearing to St Peter. Carracci seems to like the blue color Peter is wearing. He uses it in a number of painting:

https://tinyurl.com/2ytf55ub

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2025 10:23 AM (2GCMq)

124 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Just gotta say it. None of those characters are how I envision them. Nope.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2025 10:24 AM (W/lyH)

125 It was a way for adults who wanted to talk to kids about gladiator movies.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 28, 2025 10:24 AM (vqGhi)

126 Aaaand...our building's a/c is down. No wonder it's so warm in here. Mondays, amirite?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2025 10:24 AM (dPfyF)

127 I now read that dispersing the Ag Department is the same as sending them to Kolyma.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2025 10:23 AM (HZi96)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:25 AM (bss/y)

128
I don't know what's going on in the DOJ. I suspect no one commenting here does either.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 28, 2025 10:22 AM (GBKbO)

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This will not deter me from tendering my ignorant and worthless views.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2025 10:25 AM (HZi96)

129 Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell handed authorities documentation alleging that at least “100 different people” were within the late pedophile’s orbit, a bombshell disclosure that comes after two meetings with a top official from the U.S. Justice Department.

The disclosure aligns with concerns expressed by U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi and others that figures in the periphery of Epstein’s abuse may become ensnared if the government releases tranches of new documents in the case.

Posted by: SMOD at July 28, 2025 10:25 AM (RHGPo)

130 128 This will not deter me from tendering my ignorant and worthless views.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2025 10:25 AM (HZi96)

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Nor me!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 28, 2025 10:25 AM (GBKbO)

131 Texas summers are not too bad if you have a bitching a/c showering cold cold air on you.

Posted by: Case at July 28, 2025 10:27 AM (ilX37)

132 I now read that dispersing the Ag Department is the same as sending them to Kolyma.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2025 10:23 AM

Well...for The Science we could conduct an experiment. Send half the whiners to Kansas for a nice job, and the other half to a forced labor camp in North Dakota in January. Point. Laugh.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2025 10:27 AM (dPfyF)

133 Lovely colors in this painting.
Girl is kinda chubby and yet her rack is very mid, not my kind of model.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 28, 2025 10:28 AM (xcxpd)

134 I like airconditioning.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:28 AM (TzkcV)

135 She needs some ozempic stat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:29 AM (TzkcV)

136 The disclosure aligns with concerns expressed by U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi and others that figures in the periphery of Epstein’s abuse may become ensnared if the government releases tranches of new documents in the case.
Posted by: SMOD at July 28, 2025 10:25 AM (RHGPo)

It makes me wonder why she didn't go through a thorough interview process before now.

Oh, wait.....

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2025 10:29 AM (g8Ew8)

137
Now I'm wondering just what percentage of Agriculture Department employees have never been on a farm? The answer may be a non-zero number.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2025 10:30 AM (HZi96)

138 110 Watched a rockumentary summary of Judas Priest this weekend. Asked the wife, did people really find this compelling? Jeebus, they suck. 'Breaking The Law!'
Posted by: pudinhead at July 28, 2025 10:20 AM (W3T6M)

Was the documentary bad or do you not like Judas Priest?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 28, 2025 10:30 AM (xcxpd)

139 I was locked out my house when power was lost at my house yesterday. Note to self: a garage door opener is not a key.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 28, 2025 10:30 AM (9vYpt)

140 I now read that dispersing the Ag Department is the same as sending them to Kolyma.
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Moving them from the Capital to the Districts is inhumane.

Posted by: Hunger Games at July 28, 2025 10:31 AM (Dv3i1)

141 Lots of feet in this painting-human, doggie, and pigeon. Glad we can't smell it.
Posted by: Toejam Tommy at July 28, 2025 09:37 AM

If you could, you'd be 10,000 times gladder that there aren't any penguins in it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2025 10:32 AM (0sNs1)

142
She needs some ozempic stat.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:29 AM (TzkcV)

_______

Looks better than some Heroin Chic Goth girl. Easier to find in bed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2025 10:32 AM (HZi96)

143 Lovely colors in this painting.
Girl is kinda chubby and yet her rack is very mid, not my kind of model.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 28, 2025 10:28 AM (xcxpd)

Yeah. I don't get the chubby-girl fascination that some people have even now.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2025 10:32 AM (g8Ew8)

144 I always carry two sets of keys. The brass keys have become expensive but the new cheap ones seem to brittle.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:33 AM (TzkcV)

145 Trump is hiding his illegal activites in the Epstein files.

Posted by: 4 years of Biden Amnesia at July 28, 2025 10:33 AM (Dv3i1)

146 That reminds me, I have to mow the back acreage today. After unloading the RV and emptying the tanks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2025 10:22 AM (HZi96)

After Sunday dog shows, we almost always avoided the long wait at the venue to dump and would stop at the last Pilot or Flying J along our route home to empty our black and grey water tanks.

Then we found out that our local waste water management department had an RV dump station. The charge was a measly five bucks and there was never any other RV there when we arrived.

That was great.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 28, 2025 10:33 AM (Y1sOo)

147 I don't know what's going on in the DOJ. I suspect no one commenting here does either.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 28, 2025 10:22 AM (GBKbO)

TJM, you ignorant slut, who do we have to be?!

The internet is for porn and giving your baseless opinion. God preserve the right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:34 AM (bss/y)

148 The internet is for porn and giving your baseless opinion. God preserve the right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:34 AM

And cat memes. Don't forget the cat memes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2025 10:35 AM (dPfyF)

149 147 TJM, you ignorant slut, who do we have to be?!

The internet is for porn and giving your baseless opinion. God preserve the right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:34 AM (bss/y)

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Hey, now.

I'm illiterate. I don't think I'm ignorant.

Now, can someone please tell me what this whole sex thing is?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 28, 2025 10:35 AM (GBKbO)

150 138 110 Watched a rockumentary summary of Judas Priest this weekend. Asked the wife, did people really find this compelling? Jeebus, they suck. 'Breaking The Law!'
Posted by: pudinhead at July 28, 2025 10:20 AM (W3T6M)

Was the documentary bad or do you not like Judas Priest?
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Most of the documentaries were late to the show. For instance they start with Alice Cooper's Schools Out to cover Alice. Jeebus, where is I'm 18 and Dead Babies? Then they talk about Glam Rock with no mention of T-Rex. The audience they were targeting is at least 10 years younger than me. Judas Priest is something I missed cuz they weren't Lead Zeppelin and they sucked straight up.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 28, 2025 10:35 AM (W3T6M)

151
That was great.
Posted by: one hour sober at July 28, 2025 10:33 AM (Y1sOo)

__________

Our septic system is just off the back of the driveway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2025 10:35 AM (HZi96)

152 That reminds me, I have to mow the back acreage today. After unloading the RV and emptying the tanks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2025 10:22 AM (HZi96)

I planted potatoes in my garden box. Today I harvest!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2025 10:36 AM (W/lyH)

153 Now, can someone please tell me what this whole sex thing is? Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Talk to the hand.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 28, 2025 10:36 AM (9vYpt)

154 Awesome video related to Judas Priest. It's called Heavy Metal Parking Lot. From the mid 80s. Home movie type footage from the parking lot of the old Capital Centre near D.C. - before a Judas Priest concert. The Cap Centre was an outstanding place to see concerts! First time I saw Rush was there. Also saw The Cult open for Metallica there. So many more. Anyway, the video has a cult following, and rumor has it that the guys from Nirvana used to watch it a lot. Check it out!

Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:37 AM (wkXwO)

155 Now, can someone please tell me what this whole sex thing is? Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Talk to the hand.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 28, 2025 10:36 AM (9vYpt)
****

It's early Monday and already a top ten comment.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2025 10:39 AM (W/lyH)

156 >>Our septic system is just off the back of the driveway.

Oh, ever better. Nice.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 28, 2025 10:39 AM (Y1sOo)

157 "Trump is hiding his illegal activites in the Epstein files.
Posted by: 4 years of Biden"

The MSM sudden interest in Epstein, after years of mostly ignoring it, convinces me there is nothing there beyond some occasional social events they are convinced can be blown up into a major scandal.

Posted by: Ripley at July 28, 2025 10:39 AM (GUOwU)

158 "Trump is hiding his illegal activites in the Epstein files.
Posted by: 4 years of Biden"

The MSM sudden interest in Epstein, after years of mostly ignoring it, convinces me there is nothing there beyond some occasional social events they are convinced can be blown up into a major scandal.
Posted by: Ripley

No cocaine. Fake scandal.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 28, 2025 10:41 AM (9vYpt)

159 Now, can someone please tell me what this whole sex thing is?
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Well, it works like this - when a boy and girl really like each other a lot....

Posted by: pudinhead at July 28, 2025 10:41 AM (W3T6M)

160 Now I'm wondering just what percentage of Agriculture Department employees have never been on a farm? The answer may be a non-zero number.

99% is a non-zero number

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 28, 2025 10:42 AM (iNp3L)

161 [SHOT -- From the sidebar:] American Eagle Outfitters has a new ad with Sidney Sweeney, and you are going to like it. [CBD]

Looks like the video has been pulled or the account cancelled.

[CHASER:] The "Tolerant " Left is apparently having a meltdown over the "Sydney Sweeney Has Great Jeans" marketing campaign claiming, UNEXPECTEDLY!, that the "genes" wordplay IS A WINKING DOGWHISTLE TO THE TRUMP-HITLER NAZIS ON THE RIGHT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- December 9th, 2016: A Date Which Will Live In Infamy! at July 28, 2025 10:43 AM (+195Q)

162 The MSM sudden interest in Epstein, after years of mostly ignoring it, convinces me there is nothing there beyond some occasional social events they are convinced can be blown up into a major scandal.
Posted by: Ripley
__________

If there was dirt on Trump, the only possible explanation for Biden not releasing it would be a fear of mutually assured destruction, which seems very unlikely.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 28, 2025 10:44 AM (XvL8K)

163 Nothing comes between me and my Calvins.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2025 10:44 AM (RIvkX)

164 Is it just me or does Michael McKean ( David St. Hubbins ) now look like Rachael Levine?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 28, 2025 10:44 AM (PiwSw)

165 Adonis has a well dressed dog there

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2025 10:45 AM (7s8nE)

166 So, I was looking for the exact quote from Star Trek. Kirk is asked at some point 'Who are you to judge us?' or something and he replies 'Who do I have to be?'

Have not found that exact one, but this is also a good Trek quote:

“With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.” Jean-Luc Picard, “The Drumhead”

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:45 AM (bss/y)

167 162 If there was dirt on Trump, the only possible explanation for Biden not releasing it would be a fear of mutually assured destruction, which seems very unlikely.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 28, 2025 10:44 AM (XvL8K)

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"This is just further proof that Democrats play nice while Republicans play dirty. Democrats had access to ironclad evidence that Trump had sex with underaged children on Epstein's Island and didn't release it to the public out of some misapplied dedication to norms and decency. They have to finally take the gloves off like Republicans who are inventing narratives and even evidence to tarnish great patriots like Brennan and Clapper as traitors. Now we know why Blondi is in the AG spot: She was willing to manufacture bullshit for OrangeHitler."
-DU, 99.9999982% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 28, 2025 10:46 AM (GBKbO)

168
Spartacus fans, look here.

Look here and be confused & irritated & not surprised:

https://is.gd/AsAT4i

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 28, 2025 10:46 AM (IPmnD)

169 US Fest Concert - 1983
Judas Priest
https://youtu.be/VIko-mZ2tUU

Putting the drummer on top of Marshall stack - that's what artistic innovation is all about.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 28, 2025 10:46 AM (9vYpt)

170 164 Is it just me or does Michael McKean ( David St. Hubbins ) now look like Rachael Levine?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 28, 2025 10:44 AM (PiwSw)

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With that wig in the Spinal Tap trailer? A bit.

He was really good in Better Call Saul.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 28, 2025 10:47 AM (GBKbO)

171 That reminds me, I have to mow the back acreage today. After unloading the RV and emptying the tanks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2025 10:22 AM (HZi96)
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I have to scrub the compost bin. But no mowing, grass doesn't grow in summer. Life is hard.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2025 10:48 AM (RIvkX)

172 I need to see what those jeans do for Sydney Sweeney’s hips, *** and thighs.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 28, 2025 10:48 AM (Pce4l)

173 Mornin, horde. Saw this over at Insty-- Cernovich: Republicans in red states are complacent. Look what is happening to Salt Lake City, it’ll be Somalia within a decade. Unless people focus less on hating California and RULE their own states. https://tinyurl.com/bdfmkzxk

This seems to be more a matter of red state governments not knowing how to respond rather than complacency. What exactly can states do when they are overrun by ostensibly "legal" Somalis/Mohammedans, and/or illegal aliens from south of the border? Has any state been able to put together a legally sound, cohesive political strategy for combatting the Great Replacement that doesn't run afoul of federal law?

Posted by: Polka will never die at July 28, 2025 10:49 AM (6LBk0)

174 172 I need to see what those jeans do for Sydney Sweeney’s hips, *** and thighs.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 28, 2025 10:48 AM (Pce4l)

https://tinyurl.com/8sv2hkk7

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:49 AM (bss/y)

175 160 Now I'm wondering just what percentage of Agriculture Department employees have never been on a farm? The answer may be a non-zero number.

99% is a non-zero number
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 28, 2025 10:42 AM (iNp3L)

How many have even left an urban area?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 28, 2025 10:49 AM (Pce4l)

176 He was really good in Better Call Saul.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
__________

He's always good, but that was my least favorite character in the series.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 28, 2025 10:50 AM (XvL8K)

177 > The MSM sudden interest in Epstein,
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It's not "sudden."

It's been a simmering interest, boiling over only when Trump's implicated one way or another. Once that's put to rest Epstein will be memory holed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 28, 2025 10:51 AM (Q4IgG)

178 https://tinyurl.com/8sv2hkk7
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:49 AM (bss/y)

My one complaint: her jeans need to be more snug. Nonetheless, Sydney Sweeney can pass the all important pencil skirt test with flying colors.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 28, 2025 10:52 AM (Pce4l)

179 [CHASER:] The "Tolerant " Left is apparently having a meltdown over the "Sydney Sweeney Has Great Jeans" marketing campaign claiming, UNEXPECTEDLY!, that the "genes" wordplay IS A WINKING DOGWHISTLE TO THE TRUMP-HITLER NAZIS ON THE RIGHT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Lefty's are such humorless scolds. Go suck a lady dick in the longhouse and listen to the Karens tell you how you're doing it wrong. Losers.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 28, 2025 10:52 AM (Dv3i1)

180 Jeans for a thousand year reich.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:53 AM (TzkcV)

181 I need to see what those jeans do for Sydney Sweeney’s hips, *** and thighs.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 28, 2025 10:48 AM (Pce4l)

https://tinyurl.com/8sv2hkk7
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:49 AM (bss/y)

She does not have feminine hips. Similar to Kate Upton. They both have MUCH better upstairs features than downstairs.

Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:54 AM (wkXwO)

182 Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:49 AM (bss/y)

She's a very attractive woman. Have never seen any show or movie she's been in. and do t care Can't say that I care for the slow, sort of drawling voice she has but then I assume that's not her major selling point.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2025 10:54 AM (2GCMq)

183 181 She does not have feminine hips. Similar to Kate Upton. They both have MUCH better upstairs features than downstairs.
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:54 AM (wkXwO)

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Still has a weird face.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 28, 2025 10:54 AM (GBKbO)

184 Yeah. I don't get the chubby-girl fascination that some people have even now.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2025 10:32 AM (g8Ew

Wait til you see 400 lb women in tight fitting shorts. That was what I was subject to at work on Sunday morning.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 28, 2025 10:54 AM (Pce4l)

185 Lefty's are such humorless scolds. Go suck a lady dick in the longhouse and listen to the Karens tell you how you're doing it wrong. Losers.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 28, 2025 10:52 AM (Dv3i1)

It is the oddest combination of prurient debauchery for the unconventional sex act and at the same time Puritanical hatred for the conventional expressions of sexual desire and attractiveness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:55 AM (bss/y)

186 The Karens are mad because the jeans don't come in 9xlarge.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:56 AM (TzkcV)

187 Sydney Sweeney elevates Bernice as a middle name.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 28, 2025 10:56 AM (9vYpt)

188 Wait til you see 400 lb women in tight fitting shorts. That was what I was subject to at work on Sunday morning.
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You work at Walmart or CostCo?

Posted by: pudinhead at July 28, 2025 10:56 AM (W3T6M)

189 She's a very attractive woman. Have never seen any show or movie she's been in. and do t care Can't say that I care for the slow, sort of drawling voice she has but then I assume that's not her major selling point.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2025 10:54 AM (2GCMq)

She has a kind of languid, lazy eye thing going on. Her delivery is also... affectless? I agree. But she seems ... honest?

That's attractive in it's own way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:56 AM (bss/y)

190 She does not have feminine hips. Similar to Kate Upton. They both have MUCH better upstairs features than downstairs.
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:54 AM (wkXwO)

...

So, YOU are the market for the Kardashian ass look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:57 AM (bss/y)

191 Wait til you see 400 lb women in tight fitting shorts. That was what I was subject to at work on Sunday morning.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 28, 2025 10:54 AM (Pce4l)
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Put. The. Spandex. Down.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2025 10:57 AM (RIvkX)

192 176 He was really good in Better Call Saul.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

He was better as Lenny in Laverne and Shirley. Although Squiggy usually stole the show

Posted by: Polka will never die at July 28, 2025 10:58 AM (6LBk0)

193 Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:56 AM

I just guessed that since she's an actress the honesty was written in the script.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2025 10:58 AM (2GCMq)

194 Sweeney and Upton are attractive because they appear happy. They smile!

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 28, 2025 10:58 AM (iNp3L)

195 183 Yeah, her face is weird. Too elfin for my taste.

Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 10:59 AM (77rzZ)

196 Also to you, Doof:

GAYYYYY.

https://tinyurl.com/3jbxdr6u

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:59 AM (bss/y)

197 I just guessed that since she's an actress the honesty was written in the script.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2025 10:58 AM (2GCMq)

Heh. *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:59 AM (bss/y)

198 So, YOU are the market for the Kardashian ass look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:57 AM (bss/y)

No. Not at all. Think Shakira.

Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:59 AM (wkXwO)

199 Does Hugo Boss make jeans?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 11:00 AM (TzkcV)

200 194 Sweeney and Upton are attractive because they appear happy. They smile!
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 28, 2025 10:58 AM (iNp3L)

This. Ladies, you may not realize how hot just being happy is.

But it is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 11:00 AM (bss/y)

201 Once you can fake honesty you've got it made.

Posted by: muldoon at July 28, 2025 11:00 AM (poXs5)

202 201 Once you can fake honesty you've got it made.
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Fake sincerity.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 28, 2025 11:01 AM (W3T6M)

203 This is nice
NOOD

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2025 11:01 AM (NCpxA)

204 No. Not at all. Think Shakira.
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:59 AM (wkXwO)

No, it's all right Doof. There's nothing wrong with it in this day and age. You and TJM can spend your time being catty bitches and oiling each other's backs...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 11:02 AM (bss/y)

205 Also to you, Doof:

GAYYYYY.

https://tinyurl.com/3jbxdr6u
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:59 AM (bss/y)

LOL!

Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 11:02 AM (wkXwO)

206
But she seems ... honest?

That's attractive in it's own way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 10:56 AM

yeah, Sweeney is like Upton in that:

A. they know what they're "selling"

2. they're having fun doing it

as Jack Palance once opined "Confidence is very sexy, isn't it?"

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 28, 2025 11:03 AM (tljrc)

207
as Jack Palance once opined "Confidence is very sexy, isn't it?"
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 28, 2025 11:03 AM (tljrc)

I know nothing about this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 28, 2025 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)

208 [SHOT -- From the sidebar:] American Eagle Outfitters has a new ad with Sidney Sweeney, and you are going to like it. [CBD]

Looks like the video has been pulled or the account cancelled.

[CHASER:] The "Tolerant " Left is apparently having a meltdown over the "Sydney Sweeney Has Great Jeans" marketing campaign claiming, UNEXPECTEDLY!, that the "genes" wordplay IS A WINKING DOGWHISTLE TO THE TRUMP-HITLER NAZIS ON THE RIGHT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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Old & Busted: The Streisand Effect.
New Hotness & Bustyness: The Sweeney Effect.

Posted by: ShainS -- December 9th, 2016: A Date Which Will Live In Infamy! at July 28, 2025 11:15 AM (idUt2)

209 Just a reminder that them Greek homos stole zero from us.

Posted by: Al S. at July 28, 2025 11:18 AM (0sNs1)

210 Nic Update 2

Posted by: ShainS -- 'Yes, but doesn't it ring true?' is the new 'Fake, but Accurate!' at July 28, 2025 11:21 AM (idUt2)

211 All books containing this porn should be banned from all schools and libraries.

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at July 28, 2025 01:26 PM (/blQ8)

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