Bird Hands: A National Concern

A mentally-distressed leftwing woman deploys
"bird hands" to aggressively punctuate her
nonsensical points in a Car Cry video

There is an answer... pic.twitter.com/wWQoJdhirl
— Arthur Frelling Dent (@ArthurFrDent) July 16, 2025

I am cooked. Pardon the blow-off post.

From Comrade Arthur: This guy reached 20th level in trolling. He's a Troll Lord.

Portland, Ore. — Federal police officers enraged anti-ICE agitators after using a Donald Trump impersonation voice to issue official orders to vacate ICE facility property. pic.twitter.com/M8V4nViiYW
— Katie Daviscourt 📸 (@KatieDaviscourt) July 16, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 06:45 PM

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1 Howdy! Take it easy, Ace!

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 16, 2025 06:47 PM (rbKZ6)

2 Wah hey!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2025 06:48 PM (XZ5S6)

3 Can we talk about the mental health crisis among white women?

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2025 06:48 PM (YwEeS)

4 Hilarious.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 16, 2025 06:48 PM (i24o9)

5 I NOODed!

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 16, 2025 06:48 PM (rbKZ6)

6 I am cooked. Pardon the blow-off post.
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Stick a fork in him and turn the oven off. He's done!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 16, 2025 06:49 PM (IBQGV)

7 Hoe Math finally on AOSHQ

Posted by: JROD at July 16, 2025 06:49 PM (IlL6s)

8 AWFUL claws works, too.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 16, 2025 06:49 PM (Ft5W9)

9 Birds are not real.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 16, 2025 06:50 PM (W2Pud)

10 Where does "bird hands" fall in the game of rock-paper-scissors?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 16, 2025 06:50 PM (IBQGV)

11 Bird hands ? Bird brains...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2025 06:51 PM (VE6XX)

12 First I was going to say, young single women but nah it goes up all the way to old age. A large percentage of white women are lunatics.

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2025 06:51 PM (YwEeS)

13 Nice

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 16, 2025 06:51 PM (CyFyf)

14 I wish the audio had ended with "Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 16, 2025 06:51 PM (rbKZ6)

15 I am missing something, WTF is bird claws?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 16, 2025 06:53 PM (e5NfL)

16 Next up: Fierce Tiger Mom Bird Hands!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2025 06:53 PM (tT6L1)

17 Hilarious! Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 16, 2025 06:53 PM (dKEEs)

18 Bird hands is killing me, Ace, killing me!

Posted by: Open Channel D at July 16, 2025 06:54 PM (T3D6S)

19 Good evening, horde!

LOL at the Trump-impersonating ICE officers. Good move.

This is the first I've heard of bird hand, but now that I've seen it, I expect to see it everywhere.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 16, 2025 06:54 PM (WIBSw)

20 "Where does "bird hands" fall in the game of rock-paper-scissors?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

It appears to be more of a "shadow puppet" activity.

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2025 06:54 PM (vFG9F)

21 Next up: Fierce Tiger Mom Bird Hands!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2025 06:53 PM (tT6L1)
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You cannot defeat my Tiger-Crane Style!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2025 06:55 PM (XZ5S6)

22 I am Italian I use my hands as part of my vocabulary but I would cut a bitch that tried that shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2025 06:55 PM (HFcKg)

23 I like the one stupid bint yelling out "You are not following the law when you follow treasonous orders". Sure thing sunshine, all of those seasoned law officers are going to suddenly pack up their gear and go home because you said something out loud that none of them had considered before.

Posted by: Crusader at July 16, 2025 06:56 PM (TN0g+)

24 Posting video from cars is awful in general. I don't want to go on a boring car ride with you.

Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital Bldg. 23 at July 16, 2025 06:56 PM (G5+As)

25 Nice to see ICE can have some fun.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 16, 2025 06:56 PM (ImXfC)

26 Bird hands chic needs a good pecker.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2025 06:57 PM (W/lyH)

27 They’re not agitators. They’re domestic terrorists.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 16, 2025 06:57 PM (ImXfC)

28 That Trump audio is great.

Also, I just saw that Maurine Comey got fired by DOJ.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at July 16, 2025 06:57 PM (L8C8y)

29 Look!Paid capitalist mental patients! After that its a HIPAA violation.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 16, 2025 06:57 PM (QSrLX)

30 Mentally distressed left wing women like to impersonate bats with a hand gesture called "bird hands". It is very popular in car cry videos they post on Tik_Tok.

Posted by: Bat Facts at July 16, 2025 06:57 PM (g47mK)

31 "Don't tell me what areas are restricted and non-restricted, you just want me to have a tax cut."

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 16, 2025 06:57 PM (tEsXg)

32 Anya Nami "Bread" for those of you looking for an earworm

Posted by: Accomack at July 16, 2025 06:58 PM (T1QkV)

33 14 I wish the audio had ended with "Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 16, 2025 06:51 PM (rbKZ6)

🤣

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 16, 2025 06:58 PM (ImXfC)

34 12 First I was going to say, young single women but nah it goes up all the way to old age. A large percentage of white women are lunatics.
Posted by: steevy
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Too many Veruca Salts running around that should have been spanked as children.

"I want an Ooompa Loompa now Daddy, Now!!!!!"

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 06:58 PM (ctrM5)

35 50501 followers are NOT pleased Etsy is allowing sales of Alligator Alcatraz apparel.

But Resist flags with added symbols & slogans of intimidation, 😘

I hope it's 90 degrees again tomorrow in PA when the crazy socialists boomer Whites participate in another dumb protest.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 16, 2025 06:59 PM (NFX2v)

36 Bats are second favorite mascot at Vasser and Smith.

Posted by: Bat Facts at July 16, 2025 06:59 PM (g47mK)

37 Hmm bird hands. What would you call Newsom's hand gestures?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2025 06:59 PM (NpAcC)

38 Imagine their medical receiving screening questionnaire. "Attach additional pages."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 16, 2025 06:59 PM (QSrLX)

39 30 Mentally distressed left wing women like to impersonate bats with a hand gesture called "bird hands". It is very popular in car cry videos they post on Tik_Tok.
Posted by: Bat Facts
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Monkey see, monkey do.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 06:59 PM (ctrM5)

40 I think bird hand is a Latisha thing the car screamers picked up on.

I think it signifies hush yo mouf or something.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2025 06:59 PM (fV+MH)

41 I got'cher bird hands right hear!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2025 07:00 PM (cYBz/)

42 I never consciously noticed the bird hand thing but I also felt there was something weird about those crazy bitches. Now it makes sense. It’s very aggressive body language.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 16, 2025 07:00 PM (ImXfC)

43 Bird hands, more polite than pointing?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 16, 2025 07:00 PM (oNVea)

44 @3 steevy-no you can't talk about the mental health crisis of todays women. They're too busy bashing men for the "lonely men epidemic" and doing them stupid f'ing "dame un grr" videos on social media.

Posted by: JROD at July 16, 2025 07:00 PM (IlL6s)

45 I wish Bat Facts would spell properly, that is Vassar , not Vasser !

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2025 07:00 PM (g47mK)

46 Hmm bird hands. What would you call Newsom's hand gestures?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2025 06:59 PM (NpAcC)
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Wank hands?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 16, 2025 07:00 PM (XZ5S6)

47 First I was going to say, young single women but nah it goes up all the way to old age. A large percentage of white women are lunatics.
Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2025 06:51 PM (YwEeS)

Correct...nothing worse on the planet than a white, liberal do-gooder woman, young or old. Bat shit insane and full of hate.

Posted by: Beware The White Liberal DoGooder at July 16, 2025 07:00 PM (R/m4+)

48 38 Imagine their medical receiving screening questionnaire. "Attach additional pages."
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 16, 2025 06:59 PM (QSrLX)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 16, 2025 07:00 PM (WIBSw)

49 am missing something, WTF is bird claws?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 16, 2025 06:53 PM (e5NfL)

Watch the hoe_math video.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 16, 2025 07:01 PM (i24o9)

50 "I NOODed!
Posted by: Moonbeam "

Now they know right where we are!

ZIG ZAG!!

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2025 07:01 PM (fV+MH)

51 But Resist flags with added symbols & slogans of intimidation, 😘

I hope it's 90 degrees again tomorrow in PA when the crazy socialists boomer Whites participate in another dumb protest.
Posted by: L
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Get one that says Resist We Much! on one side with a Coexistence! on the other. Double plus good. Enough symbols to indicate in runic that the person wearing the shirt has a severe personality disorder. Tells the rest of us to avoid the Karen among us.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:01 PM (ctrM5)

52 The Birds Aren't Real conspiracy at work. 😉

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 16, 2025 07:02 PM (NFX2v)

53 Yeah Hoe Math was the guy who first tipped me off to the "bird hands" thing and.. damned if women don't do that an awful lot on video.

His stuff in general is pretty good by the way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:02 PM (dfIr7)

54 Get one that says Resist We Much! on one side with a Coexistence! on the other. Double plus good. Enough symbols to indicate in runic that the person wearing the shirt has a severe personality disorder. Tells the rest of us to avoid the Karen among us.
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Yeah, they don't seem interested in the fact that the Crescent in that Coexist would wipe out all of the other letter groups if given their way.

Posted by: Crusader at July 16, 2025 07:03 PM (TN0g+)

55 43 Bird hands, more polite than pointing?
Posted by: She Hobbit
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Signifying social media disorder. Have to have a social media specialist confirm whether it is a Instagram, Tik Tok, Fakebook, or other that is driving the insane behavior.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:03 PM (ctrM5)

56 Thankful I don't do the bird peck thing. Altho I may start to be cool. It strikes me as annoying as the air quote thing. I hate that, too.

Thankful we did not have social media during the Civil War.

I actually am starting to hate the protester breed of people. This is not good. Thankful I live in the burbs and no one bothers me (therefore I stay out of jail).

If I even started a tik tok about anything I'd bust out laughing at myself, even if it was a serious subject.

Why? I ask why do people even consider themselves "influencers." Who do they influence? What on earth is the point? Is this peer pressure of 2025?

A pitiful showing. Just because you dye your hair pink and get a bull nose thing in your nose, I am not going to... my 20yr old self would think. I still wonder about boogers getting hung up there if you blow your nose. ICK

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 16, 2025 07:03 PM (6PCLE)

57 51. Get one that says Resist We Much! on one side with a Coexistence! on the other. Double plus good. Enough symbols to indicate in runic that the person wearing the shirt has a severe personality disorder. Tells the rest of us to avoid the Karen among us.
Posted by: whig

👍 In it.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 16, 2025 07:03 PM (NFX2v)

58 Yeah, they don't seem interested in the fact that the Crescent in that Coexist would wipe out all of the other letter groups if given their way.
Posted by: Crusader
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Some of them seem attracted to the IRL Muslim version of The Haidmaid's Tale which Atwood, while being dishonest about it nowadays, always used as a model.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:05 PM (ctrM5)

59 First I was going to say, young single women but nah it goes up all the way to old age. A large percentage of white women are lunatics.

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2025 06:51 PM (YwEeS)

I feel for dudes today having to navigate such minefields.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 16, 2025 07:05 PM (i24o9)

60 Mea culpa...ON it.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 16, 2025 07:05 PM (NFX2v)

61 Betcha 'bird hands' are usually accompanied by 'up-talking'.

Posted by: davidt at July 16, 2025 07:05 PM (i0F8b)

62 I bet five dollars that this is covered in a recent DSM.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 16, 2025 07:05 PM (QSrLX)

63 50501 followers are NOT pleased Etsy is allowing sales of Alligator Alcatraz apparel.

Etsy apparently forbids the sale of Lenin and Stalin merchandise.

Mao and Che are OK.

Posted by: Alaska Public Radio! at July 16, 2025 07:06 PM (CZVKQ)

64 I actually am starting to hate the protester breed of people. This is not good. Thankful I live in the burbs and no one bothers me (therefore I stay out of jail).

If I even started a tik tok about anything I'd bust out laughing at myself, even if it was a serious subject.

Why? I ask why do people even consider themselves "influencers." Who do they influence? What on earth is the point? Is this peer pressure of 2025?

A pitiful showing. Just because you dye your hair pink and get a bull nose thing in your nose, I am not going to... my 20yr old self would think. I still wonder about boogers getting hung up there if you blow your nose. ICK

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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If you think of their behavior as primitive religion as described in sociology texts, you would not go far wrong.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:06 PM (ctrM5)

65 Anyone else want to see the protesters try their nonsense in, say, Brazil? Maybe encourage them to do so then make sure the video of them getting their asses whooped posted online?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2025 07:06 PM (tT6L1)

66 Why would I want to watch an 8 minute video of why bird-hands are stupid? I'm a busy man, dammit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 16, 2025 07:08 PM (0aYVJ)

67 Bird hands ---> Crow's feet

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2025 07:08 PM (Q4IgG)

68 A large percentage of white women are lunatics.

Its not just white women. Honestly I think we're all to one degree or another broken mentally, just like we have physical problems. Its just some mental damage is more damaging to those around us than others. Being really shy or being too easily focused on one subject to the detriment of everything else around you: not so bad. Being narcissistic or destructively empathetic... bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:08 PM (dfIr7)

69 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat, YOU are an influencer!

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2025 07:09 PM (vFG9F)

70 59 First I was going to say, young single women but nah it goes up all the way to old age. A large percentage of white women are lunatics.

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2025 06:51 PM (YwEeS)

I feel for dudes today having to navigate such minefields.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Gaming, pron, and bro hood like gyms, mutually supportive friendships, etc. seem to be where the guys are gravitating toward.

Entitled bat shit crazy leftists wokesters that drain your emotions, your bank account, and destroy your life are somehow just not attracting any attention from these young males.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:09 PM (ctrM5)

71 Liberal white women are in the sweet spot now where they have as much right to be annoying as a liberal man without the threat of getting punched in the mouth. That will probably change if we keep going down this road.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2025 07:09 PM (viF8m)

72 Wank hands?"

Well, ok

Posted by: Toobin at July 16, 2025 07:10 PM (tubbA)

73 But there is a childlike chart in the video.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 16, 2025 07:10 PM (QSrLX)

74
Ah, women blubbering in cars. Cry, dear. You look lovely with tears.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2025 07:10 PM (7mIeV)

75 Incidently

Maurene Comey, daughter of James Comey, is fired from her job as a federal prosecutor

https://tinyurl.com/3wsbjykz

She was not evidently very good at her job

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:10 PM (dfIr7)

76 "Honestly I think we're all to one degree or another broken mentally, just like we have physical problems. "

Everyone is crazy
In their own way

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2025 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

77 White suburban women put a stake in the heart of the late great United States in the nineties.

Zombie US shambles on for now.

Posted by: Long time guy at July 16, 2025 07:10 PM (B7IUE)

78 71 Liberal white women are in the sweet spot now where they have as much right to be annoying as a liberal man without the threat of getting punched in the mouth. That will probably change if we keep going down this road.
Posted by: JackStraw
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A waterhose works in such situations quite well.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:10 PM (ctrM5)

79 Gaming, pron, and bro hood like gyms, mutually supportive friendships, etc. seem to be where the guys are gravitating toward.

Entitled bat shit crazy leftists wokesters that drain your emotions, your bank account, and destroy your life are somehow just not attracting any attention from these young males.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:09 PM (ctrM5)

Sammiches and boobs ladies. Or bird hands. Choose your weapon.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 16, 2025 07:10 PM (i24o9)

80 Is this peer pressure of 2025?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 16, 2025 07:03 PM (6PCLE)

Yeah, I think so. Their entire self-worth is wrapped up in how many likes they get.

Which is totally different than, erm, me checking to see if anyone responds to my posts. Hm. Maybe I need to turn this thing off, lol.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 16, 2025 07:10 PM (WIBSw)

81 76 "Honestly I think we're all to one degree or another broken mentally, just like we have physical problems. "

Everyone is crazy
In their own way
Posted by: fd
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Ray Stevens is still alive you know.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:11 PM (ctrM5)

82 Incidently

Maurene Comey, daughter of James Comey, is fired from her job as a federal prosecutor

https://tinyurl.com/3wsbjykz

She was not evidently very good at her job

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:10 PM (dfIr7)

lolgf

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 16, 2025 07:11 PM (i24o9)

83 But there is a childlike chart in the video.

Yeah Hoe Math does a lot of that, trying to break down somewhat complex concepts into super simple ideas to reach everyone. There are bright colors and cartoony figures he drew, so that the Miami "hot girl summer" and the manosphere meatheads can comprehend his points.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:11 PM (dfIr7)

84 DOJ has fired Maureen Comey (James Comey's daughter). She was an attorney for the Southern District of New York. She was most recently the prosecutor in the Diddy trial.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 16, 2025 07:11 PM (paSBy)

85 "Its not just white women. Honestly I think we're all to one degree or another broken mentally, just like we have physical problems. Its just some mental damage is more damaging to those around us than others. Being really shy or being too easily focused on one subject to the detriment of everything else around you: not so bad. Being narcissistic or destructively empathetic... bad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor "

Well said Cathode Ray Tube.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2025 07:11 PM (fV+MH)

86
I thought the Bird Hands video was going to show lots of those crazy bird hands clips. If you're on X or you scroll through YouTube shorts, you see TONS of those bird hands. A lot of it is because their nails are so long they have to keep fanning their fingers out. There's always a part where the speaker leans forward and points at the camera and says something like, "Because if THIS is how you think -- then You. Are part of the problem."

Another one: hair-flipping. It's a specialty of trans women.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2025 07:11 PM (HL/Ld)

87 Its not just white women. Honestly I think we're all to one degree or another broken mentally, just like we have physical problems. Its just some mental damage is more damaging to those around us than others. Being really shy or being too easily focused on one subject to the detriment of everything else around you: not so bad. Being narcissistic or destructively empathetic... bad.

…

In spiritual terms, we are all fallen creatures in a fallen world, though it manifests in as many ways as there are individuals.

Posted by: Open Channel D at July 16, 2025 07:12 PM (T3D6S)

88 64 I actually am starting to hate the protester breed of people.

I've always hated protestors. All protestors. Of all creeds and causes.

Maybe I would feel differently if I had grown up in some other time period, when protestors arguably had a noble cause.

But during my lifetime, they've always just seemed like homeless people. Get a job, already.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 16, 2025 07:12 PM (UhWEA)

89 Liberal white women are in the sweet spot now where they have as much right to be annoying as a liberal man without the threat of getting punched in the mouth. That will probably change if we keep going down this road.

As much as I hate it, yeah we're moving rapidly to the point where women get pasted as much as men for their lip.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:12 PM (dfIr7)

90 Sammiches and boobs ladies. Or bird hands. Choose your weapon.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Something something, fish bicycle whatever.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:13 PM (ctrM5)

91 DOJ has fired Maureen Comey (James Comey's daughter). She was an attorney for the Southern District of New York. She was most recently the prosecutor in the Diddy trial.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 16, 2025 07:11 PM

She was the one who initially overcharged him and tried to walk it back during the trial. And I expect she did that on purpose. He can never be tried on those charges again no matter what evidence comes out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 16, 2025 07:13 PM (e5NfL)

92 A large percentage of white women are lunatics"
Are part and parcel of "Entitled bat shit crazy "

I am unaware of any such group (white women) that has been so kowtowed to in all of human history. It's bizarre. And will not improve soon...

Posted by: Toobin at July 16, 2025 07:13 PM (tubbA)

93 They're all testing put their Only Fans JOI skills.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 16, 2025 07:13 PM (/U5Yz)

94 out

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 16, 2025 07:14 PM (/U5Yz)

95 Hoe Math seems interesting and possibly a little crazy. Maybe a good kind/amount of crazy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 16, 2025 07:14 PM (UhWEA)

96 DOJ has fired Maureen Comey (James Comey's daughter). She was an attorney for the Southern District of New York. She was most recently the prosecutor in the Diddy trial.

Should have been done on day one.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 16, 2025 07:15 PM (/U5Yz)

97 The calm professionalism of the guys securing the ICE facility was well done. They had a plan, executed and overwatch. Though, I'm not sure I'd have only one person on the roof. But, it's also possible there was someone else out of sight.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2025 07:15 PM (tT6L1)

98 > Maurene Comey, daughter of James Comey, is fired from her job as a federal prosecutor
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"Federal prosecutor."

That she wasn't fired on day one speaks volumes to the horseshit this administration is full of, or has to deal with.

Pick one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2025 07:15 PM (Q4IgG)

99 Someone should alert Gavin Newsom who has the body language of a velociraptor.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2025 07:16 PM (JvZF+)

100 As much as I hate it, yeah we're moving rapidly to the point where women get pasted as much as men for their lip.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:12 PM (dfIr7)
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When princess isn't disciplined at an early age, princess finds out at a later age real world discipline hurts a lot more.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2025 07:17 PM (tT6L1)

101 84 DOJ has fired Maureen Comey (James Comey's daughter). She was an attorney for the Southern District of New York. She was most recently the prosecutor in the Diddy trial.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 16, 2025 07:11 PM (paSBy)

Ah ain't no waze tahrd a winnin!

That's for you, HillDrunk, you loser!

Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2025 07:17 PM (aBgBM)

102
That Trump audio is great.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs

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I wish they'd spiced it up with a few Trumpisms. "You must leave this big, beautiful federal facility! You're turning this place into a shithole city and you need to go and you need to go bigly. There's a sidewalk, a concrete sidewalk, it's a perfect sidewalk, right across the street, where you're allowed to go."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2025 07:17 PM (HL/Ld)

103 For some reason, the Left had to launder Diddy. I bet Epstein is involved. Probably knew too much about birds.

Posted by: Accomack at July 16, 2025 07:17 PM (6HDsc)

104 The calm professionalism of the guys securing the ICE facility was well done. They had a plan, executed and overwatch. Though, I'm not sure I'd have only one person on the roof. But, it's also possible there was someone else out of sight.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2025 07:15 PM (tT6L1

Did you check behind the tree? They are always behind the tree.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 16, 2025 07:17 PM (MGB5H)

105
Sandy Cortez doesn't do bird hands, she *points.* She points with both index fingers. One at a time, but, sometimes, both at the same time.

But she is constantly pointing as she's ranting as if she's conducting a band and her finger is a conductor's wand.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2025 07:18 PM (ccHF9)

106 The Israeli situation, which looked worrisome this morning, looks like it is going to turn out well. Syrian forces are withdrawing and apologizing to the Isrealis for making them come up there and kick their asses.

The way things have played out, I am now sure of what I first suspected - Jolani, aka Al-Shaara, has only minimal control over the troops that are supposed to be loyal to him, and those fighters are at risk of taking off and doing whatever they want at any given time. And, if he cracks down on them too much, they'll probably dump him. So he might even be glad that Israel came in and gave them a pounding.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2025 07:18 PM (uWKK8)

107 Also, I just saw that Maurine Comey got fired by DOJ.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at July 16, 2025 06:57 PM (L8C8y)

Daughter of James. So you could say she got 86'd?

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 16, 2025 07:18 PM (144I4)

108 "Ray Stevens is still alive you know.
Posted by: whig"

Got a transplanted heart
He got a brand new start
Yeah, he may be 82, but he's as good as new
He's a new man with a secondhand organic transplanted heart

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2025 07:18 PM (vFG9F)

109 That Trump audio is great.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs

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I wish they'd spiced it up with a few Trumpisms. "You must leave this big, beautiful federal facility! You're turning this place into a shithole city and you need to go and you need to go bigly. There's a sidewalk, a concrete sidewalk, it's a perfect sidewalk, right across the street, where you're allowed to go."
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And then conclude the remarks with "Thank you for your attention to this matter."

Posted by: Crusader at July 16, 2025 07:18 PM (TN0g+)

110 75 Incidently

Maurene Comey, daughter of James Comey, is fired from her job as a federal prosecutor

https://tinyurl.com/3wsbjykz

She was not evidently very good at her job
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:10 PM (dfIr7)

That's interesting. Politically related, family related, Epstein related, Diddy related, or just lack of competency related?

I wonder if we'll ever find out.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 16, 2025 07:19 PM (uCjyK)

111 I wonder if our pine scented druid of the beach will give us a tearful take on the awful day President Trump enacted his evil plot by firing Comey's daughter.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2025 07:19 PM (tT6L1)

112 I am cooked.
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And Jack Straw is baked.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 16, 2025 07:19 PM (2yoRf)

113 Bird hands, more polite than pointing?
Posted by: She Hobbit
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Signifying social media disorder. Have to have a social media specialist confirm whether it is a Instagram, Tik Tok, Fakebook, or other that is driving the insane behavior.
Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:03 PM (ctrM5)

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Must be the only person here who is not on any social media. This blog here and a small handful of others is as far as I go so I am really naive when it comes to the online world. Privately I communicate with small groups of family and friends via WhatsApp. That's it and makes life much simpler.

Posted by: Decaf at July 16, 2025 07:19 PM (unUNN)

114
And then conclude the remarks with "Thank you for your attention to this matter."
Posted by: Crusader

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Haha, hell yes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2025 07:19 PM (HL/Ld)

115 The number of American women posting car cry videos is alarming.

We have a serious mental health crisis that will not have a good outcome if not rectified as soon as humanly possible.

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 16, 2025 07:19 PM (XLfSN)

116 When princess isn't disciplined at an early age, princess finds out at a later age real world discipline hurts a lot more.

Yeah same for men. But it hurts a woman a lot more to get socked than a man. They just don't seem to understand that.

Girls who grew up with brothers understand.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:20 PM (dfIr7)

117 When princess isn't disciplined at an early age"

Dads often seem to spoil even more...

(So yeah, Veruca Salt)

Posted by: man at July 16, 2025 07:20 PM (tubbA)

118 Shake 'n Bake

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2025 07:20 PM (wHp1L)

119 Must be the only person here who is not on any social media. This blog here and a small handful of others is as far as I go so I am really naive when it comes to the online world. Privately I communicate with small groups of family and friends via WhatsApp. That's it and makes life much simpler.
Posted by: Decaf
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Same plus probably more blogs, etc. Kim Dutoit calls his blog Splendid Isolation. There is something to that.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:21 PM (ctrM5)

120 But during my lifetime, they've always just seemed like homeless people. Get a job, already.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 16, 2025 07:12 PM (UhWEA)

It is usually obvious why they do not have a job. Such idiots, spouting idiotic and just plain wrong things. Tried for treason? In what world? She doesn't know what treason means. And she is being seditious, so there's that.

At some point, the protestors need to be water cannoned out of the way and made to sit down and listen to their elders. And I don't mean Bernie.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 16, 2025 07:21 PM (1Gsou)

121 The "back home" Somalian Minneapolis mayoral candidate is telling Americans F*** you. And then the rest of Somalians will vote for him en masse.

Posted by: Decaf at July 16, 2025 07:22 PM (unUNN)

122
Jazz bird hands?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2025 07:22 PM (7mIeV)

123 Shake 'n Bake

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2025 07:20 PM (wHp1L)

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Sorry, I'll still have to come in first...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2025 07:22 PM (tT6L1)

124 Gavin ..

What a fuckin gay ass name..

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 16, 2025 07:22 PM (XLfSN)

125 Yeah same for men. But it hurts a woman a lot more to get socked than a man. They just don't seem to understand that.

Girls who grew up with brothers understand.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:20 PM (dfIr7)

I know I've told this story before, but a girl I used to date thought she was as strong as me. Like legitimately thought we were of equal strength because she went to the gym more than I did.

We tried a little experiment where she held me down on the bed and I escaped in about 2 seconds. Then I held her down on the bed and she couldn't move at all.

It was eye opening to her.

And to me, frankly, that she truly believed she was as strong as a man. Has she ever moved a couch with a guy before?!

Apparently all of those years of saying "women can do anything a man can do" really seeped in to her brain.

Anyways, I think there's a lot of women that are that delusional out there.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 16, 2025 07:22 PM (uCjyK)

126 Yeah, I think so. Their entire self-worth is wrapped up in how many likes they get.

Which is totally different than, erm, me checking to see if anyone responds to my posts. Hm. Maybe I need to turn this thing off, lol.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 16, 2025 07:10 PM (WIBSw)

Here's a response, and a like!

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 16, 2025 07:22 PM (144I4)

127 Yeah same for men. But it hurts a woman a lot more to get socked than a man. They just don't seem to understand that.

Girls who grew up with brothers understand.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:20 PM (dfIr7)

Most men also have the ability to take a bit of a beating and be like yup Prly had that coming. See the Canadian golfer that got tossed in the pond by the former NHL enforcer.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 16, 2025 07:22 PM (MGB5H)

128 "Must be the only person here who is not on any social media. "

Nope. This is as social as I get.

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2025 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

129 I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back and pretend
'Cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again...

Posted by: Zombie Helen Reddy, Bitch Who Needed A Smacky Whacky at July 16, 2025 07:22 PM (R/m4+)

130 Girls who grew up with brothers understand.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:20 PM (dfIr7)

We also know how to throw a punch without breaking our hands.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 16, 2025 07:22 PM (1Gsou)

131 The "back home" Somalian Minneapolis mayoral candidate is telling Americans F*** you. And then the rest of Somalians will vote for him en masse.
Posted by: Decaf at July 16, 2025 07:22 PM (unUNN)

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Forgot to add, how are the pecking Karens hand gesturing his candidature?

Posted by: Decaf at July 16, 2025 07:23 PM (unUNN)

132 Got a transplanted heart
He got a brand new start
Yeah, he may be 82, but he's as good as new
He's a new man with a secondhand organic transplanted heart
Posted by: fd
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Better than "Elvis is Dead and I don't Feel So Good Myself" Lewis Grizzard.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:23 PM (ctrM5)

133 Something something, fish bicycle whatever.
Posted by: whig

More like Whoria Stein'im~! IMMA RITE?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2025 07:24 PM (mlg/3)

134 Anyways, I think there's a lot of women that are that delusional out there.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 16, 2025 07:22 PM (uCjyK)

I really don't understand why, as a woman, I would want to be just like a man. My genius and gift is not the same, nor should it be.

I don't hear DH complaining about that, either.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 16, 2025 07:24 PM (1Gsou)

135 ...[ ] has only minimal control over the troops that are supposed to be loyal to him, and those fighters are at risk of taking off and doing whatever they want at any given time. And, if he cracks down on them too much, they'll probably dump him. So he might even be glad that Israel came in and gave them a pounding.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2025 07:18 PM (uWKK

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And isn't this really the story of every Arab army?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 16, 2025 07:24 PM (JvZF+)

136 And to me, frankly, that she truly believed she was as strong as a man. Has she ever moved a couch with a guy before?!

Apparently all of those years of saying "women can do anything a man can do" really seeped in to her brain.

Anyways, I think there's a lot of women that are that delusional out there.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Make sure she didn't file a criminal complaint on your ass for domestic violence.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:25 PM (ctrM5)

137 Trump makes coca-cola great again

https://tinyurl.com/mwdkrxe9

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 16, 2025 07:25 PM (MGB5H)

138 When princess isn't disciplined at an early age, princess finds out at a later age real world discipline hurts a lot more.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2025 07:17 PM (tT6L1)

I'm gonna treat you like a princess - marry you off to a dude 500 miles off in exchange for a couple of castles.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2025 07:26 PM (8avO+)

139 More like Whoria Stein'im~! IMMA RITE?
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Bunny Ears plus Clowns In Action affiliation.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:26 PM (ctrM5)

140 I really don't understand why, as a woman, I would want to be just like a man. My genius and gift is not the same, nor should it be.

I don't hear DH complaining about that, either.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Socialization. Feral females exist just as feral males do. Usual cause is broken home life where the pack raises the kid instead of the parents.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:27 PM (ctrM5)

141 There is no dignity in bird hand.

Fingers splayed, loose, undefined, an amateur’s flourish,the limp-fingered semaphore of someone unsure whether they're gesturing or surrendering.

It’s pathetic. It’s indecisive.
It’s civilian.

Now contrast that with knife hand.

The knife hand is not just a gesture.
It is an ideological position.

Extended fingers, perfectly aligned, thumb tucked with just enough pressure, not clenched, but engaged, as if the hand itself is aware of its potential. It cuts through space, through doubt, through subordinates. It doesn't ask. It commands.

Bird hand suggests.
Knife hand dictates.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2025 07:27 PM (XV/Pl)

142 Prescription Pharmaceuticals - “mood elevators”, anti-depressants, tranquilizers, SSRIs, nobody comes close to the U.S.A. when it applies to prescribed drugs to pickle yer gourd. Not even close.

And you can rest assured that AWFLs are 80% of that cohort. I’ve long contended this demographic, already behind the 8-ball, is in no small part bat shit crazy due to excessive drug intake. It just removes them entirely from any facts, logic, or reason altogether. Drugs, propaganda and hypnosis are extremely effective at altering behaviour.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2025 07:28 PM (Fbq7X)

143 "I NOODed!
Posted by: Moonbeam "

Now they know right where we are!

ZIG ZAG!!
Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2025 07:01 PM (fV+MH)

Serpentine, Shelly! Serpentine!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 16, 2025 07:28 PM (S/Y4j)

144
I'm gonna treat you like a princess - marry you off to a dude 500 miles off in exchange for a couple of castles.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2025 07:26 PM (8avO+)
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Hah!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2025 07:28 PM (tT6L1)

145 I'm gonna treat you like a princess - marry you off to a dude 500 miles off in exchange for a couple of castles.
Posted by: Oldcat
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You forgot the duty to produce a heir.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:28 PM (ctrM5)

146 I'm gonna treat you like a princess - marry you off to a dude 500 miles off in exchange for a couple of castles.
Posted by: Oldcat

Or a few goats and a tent with no holes, inshallah.

Posted by: Muhammad M Muhammad at July 16, 2025 07:28 PM (dR6yv)

147 Anyways, I think there's a lot of women that are that delusional out there./i]

Its not representative of life but I keep seeing videos of some girl drunk or stoned or just dumb trying to fight a guy and him sort of bemused holding her off and avoiding her attacks. She swings hard as she can, it kinda hurts. sometimes the guy gets fed up and pops her once and she lies on the ground rethinking life for a while.

I get it, you grew up being told you are a special snowflake that you are the chosen one, that you are strong and don't need no man. You watch lots of shows and read books and such where women beat up men. OK. But look at him: he's 80 pounds heavier and 6 inches taller. There are weight classes in martial arts for a reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:28 PM (dfIr7)

148
The "back home" Somalian Minneapolis mayoral candidate is telling Americans F*** you. And then the rest of Somalians will vote for him en masse.
Posted by: Decaf

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Probably the other Somalians will, but did you know white people will, too? I remember looking at Ilhan Omar's district once, and she couldn't win without a white majority. She probably got a Somali majority with strong-arm tactics. She had thugs who went door to door threatening Somali residents who didn't know you're not allowed to do that in America.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2025 07:29 PM (HL/Ld)

149 Anyways, I think there's a lot of women that are that delusional out there.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 16, 2025 07:22 PM (uCjyK)

I really don't understand why, as a woman, I would want to be just like a man. My genius and gift is not the same, nor should it be.

I don't hear DH complaining about that, either.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 16, 2025 07:24 PM (1Gsou)

Their imitation isn't very good either. They've taken all the worst characteristics and preserved them.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2025 07:29 PM (8avO+)

150 For a time, my direct supervisor was a Girl Boss - quite full of herself, competent but insufferable. She claimed, every. fooking. day. that she could do whatever a man could do.

Eventually, she was marched out midday due to having a sexual relationship with a subordinate.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2025 07:29 PM (cYBz/)

151 And you can rest assured that AWFLs are 80% of that cohort. I’ve long contended this demographic, already behind the 8-ball, is in no small part bat shit crazy due to excessive drug intake. It just removes them entirely from any facts, logic, or reason altogether. Drugs, propaganda and hypnosis are extremely effective at altering behaviour.
Posted by: Common Tater
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Their problem is our problem. A lot of our drinking water has detectable levels of those drugs because of modern sewage reprocessing. We are awash in fake hormones and drug compounds in our water along with other chemicals.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:29 PM (ctrM5)

152 130 Girls who grew up with brothers understand.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:20 PM (dfIr7)

We also know how to throw a punch without breaking our hands.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 16, 2025 07:22 PM (1Gsou)

YEP! I LOVE MEN! I love my brothers, husband and sons. I relate better to them than many females.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 16, 2025 07:30 PM (6PCLE)

153 Frankly if I were a woman I would be vaguely nervous in a world filled with 50% of people who can easily kill me with their bare hands. I understand being nervous in a strange place with a strange man. Pack the mace, or a pistol.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:30 PM (dfIr7)

154 Also, I just saw that Maurine Comey got fired by DOJ.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs

Been around awhile...Epstein, Diddy...

UK Daily Mail. Pam Bondi fires US prosecutor who put Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell behind bars.

iDK if a good move.

She'll just write a book or three

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 16, 2025 07:30 PM (NFX2v)

155 Probably the other Somalians will, but did you know white people will, too? I remember looking at Ilhan Omar's district once, and she couldn't win without a white majority. She probably got a Somali majority with strong-arm tactics. She had thugs who went door to door threatening Somali residents who didn't know you're not allowed to do that in America.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2025 07:29 PM (HL/Ld)

Self hating liberals will do anything to show how much they hate America, including destroy themselves.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2025 07:30 PM (8avO+)

156 Eventually, she was marched out midday due to having a sexual relationship with a subordinate.

Technically that is something a man can do, she was right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:31 PM (dfIr7)

157 Self hating liberals will do anything to show how much they hate America, including destroy themselves.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2025 07:30 PM

They are convinced that THEY won't be lined up against the wall when it becomes time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 16, 2025 07:31 PM (MGB5H)

158 Pam Bondi fires US prosecutor who put Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell behind bars.

She's blown several high profile cases too, which is probably the reason for being shown the door LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:31 PM (dfIr7)

159 124 Gavin ..

What a fuckin gay ass name..
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 16, 2025 07:22 PM (XLfSN)

I've met, maybe, three Gavins in my whole life. They were all gay. It's as if naming a kid Gavin is just asking for him to go gay.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 16, 2025 07:32 PM (WIBSw)

160 Self hating liberals will do anything to show how much they hate America, including destroy themselves.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2025 07:30 PM (8avO+)

If they really wanted to punish the rest of us, they'd flounce off to some other country because we couldn't make it without them.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 16, 2025 07:32 PM (S/Y4j)

161 Frankly if I were a woman I would be vaguely nervous in a world filled with 50% of people who can easily kill me with their bare hands. I understand being nervous in a strange place with a strange man. Pack the mace, or a pistol.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:30 PM (dfIr7)

Being openly hostile and irrational isn't the best response to such a situation. That's how you know the feminists don't believe their hype.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2025 07:32 PM (8avO+)

162 I wouldn’t give her the satisfaction of acknowledging her existence. Treat her like a panhandler or pretend you’re deaf!

Posted by: UNKAREN at July 16, 2025 07:32 PM (J4BK5)

163 Self hating liberals will do anything to show how much they hate America, including destroy themselves.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2025 07:30 PM (8avO+)

If they really wanted to punish the rest of us, they'd flounce off to some other country because we couldn't make it without them.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 16, 2025 07:32 PM (S/Y4j)

Sadly they know we don't need them, so they have to stay and harass us.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2025 07:33 PM (8avO+)

164 UK Daily Mail. Pam Bondi fires US prosecutor who put Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell behind bars.

iDK if a good move.

She'll just write a book or three

Posted by: L
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Necessary if you want the files released. Maxwell and Epstein trial and grand jury files are controlled by the judges in their trials. Prosecution can ask for their release and I would imagine that Comey's daughter would kick up a fuss about that.

NY FBI and SDNY had a bunch of missing files on those criminals.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:34 PM (ctrM5)

165 >>> 156 Eventually, she was marched out midday due to having a sexual relationship with a subordinate.
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Technically that is something a man can do, she was right.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:31 PM (dfIr7)

LOL

Two things, really; taking advantage of the subordinate and getting her dumb ass fired when she was caught.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2025 07:34 PM (ULPxl)

166 "Self hating liberals will do anything to show how much they hate America, including destroy themselves.
Posted by: Oldcat"

Yeah. Those parents in SF whose daughter was killed by an illegal.

It's cult only somehow worse.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2025 07:34 PM (fV+MH)

167 Sadly they know we don't need them, so they have to stay and harass us.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Sort of like several previously banned trolls here.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:34 PM (ctrM5)

168
Anyways, I think there's a lot of women that are that delusional out there.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Good lord, did she think you can stop a bullet by sticking your finger in the barrel of the gun?

A woman like that just got punched in the nose at a Manchester (UK) airport. She was a police officer doing PHYSICAL SECURITY ffs, trying to arrest a suspect 3 times her size, and she got her nose broken.

Her reaction was something I would call ridiculous over-acting if I saw it in a movie. Just shrieking, crying, holding her nose, absolutely disabled, and looking... like her feelings were hurt as badly as her nose. I admit, getting hit in the nose hurts, but she was simply a screaming, helpless mess and the other cops now had another problem on their hands.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2025 07:35 PM (HL/Ld)

169 >>> 167 Sadly they know we don't need them, so they have to stay and harass us.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Sort of like several previously banned trolls here.
Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:34 PM (ctrM5)

I wish I could quit you!

Posted by: what movie was that? at July 16, 2025 07:35 PM (ULPxl)

170
Technically that is something a man can do, she was right.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:31 PM (dfIr7)
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Makes one wonder if it was a female or male subordinate?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2025 07:35 PM (tT6L1)

171
Gloria Steinem worked for the CIA.

...there's your women's movement

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 16, 2025 07:36 PM (wHp1L)

172 164. NY FBI and SDNY had a bunch of missing files on those criminals.
Posted by: whig

Aha! I see.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 16, 2025 07:36 PM (NFX2v)

173 I'm gonna treat you like a princess - marry you off to a dude 500 miles off in exchange for a couple of castles.
Posted by: Oldcat
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You forgot the duty to produce a heir.
Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 07:28 PM (ctrM5)

That's your queen that has that. The princess producing heirs is the guy you married her off to's issues.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2025 07:36 PM (8avO+)

174 >>> 168
Anyways, I think there's a lot of women that are that delusional out there.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Good lord, did she think you can stop a bullet by sticking your finger in the barrel of the gun?

A woman like that just got punched in the nose at a Manchester (UK) airport. She was a police officer doing PHYSICAL SECURITY ffs, trying to arrest a suspect 3 times her size, and she got her nose broken.

Her reaction was something I would call ridiculous over-acting if I saw it in a movie. Just shrieking, crying, holding her nose, absolutely disabled, and looking... like her feelings were hurt as badly as her nose. I admit, getting hit in the nose hurts, but she was simply a screaming, helpless mess and the other cops now had another problem on their hands.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2025 07:35 PM (HL/Ld)

Her entire worldview was exploded, in public.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2025 07:36 PM (ULPxl)

175 it probably doesn't help that girls can often beat up boys in grade school because boys lag a bit in physical maturity. That might lead to a bit of confusion about their physical might

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:36 PM (dfIr7)

176 Horny nood

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2025 07:36 PM (vFG9F)

177 >>And to me, frankly, that she truly believed she was as strong as a man. Has she ever moved a couch with a guy before?!

Apparently all of those years of saying "women can do anything a man can do" really seeped in to her brain.

Anyways, I think there's a lot of women that are that delusional out there.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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If she TRULY believed that, she would have suggested using a bathtub instead of the bed.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2025 07:36 PM (oSEaw)

178 NOOD

CAFE

[/outdoor voice]

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2025 07:37 PM (ULPxl)

179 >>A woman like that just got punched in the nose at a Manchester (UK) airport. She was a police officer doing PHYSICAL SECURITY ffs, trying to arrest a suspect 3 times her size, and she got her nose broken.

I've seen that vid...she got her nose smeared across her face.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2025 07:37 PM (oSEaw)

180 Her entire worldview was exploded, in public.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2025 07:36 PM (ULPxl)
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And I hate that woman are being set up to not only fail, but get seriously injured in the process.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2025 07:38 PM (tT6L1)

181 Her reaction was something I would call ridiculous over-acting if I saw it in a movie. Just shrieking, crying, holding her nose, absolutely disabled, and looking... like her feelings were hurt as badly as her nose. I admit, getting hit in the nose hurts, but she was simply a screaming, helpless mess and the other cops now had another problem on their hands.

She was probably terrified, never having had something like that happen to her before. It may have shattered her entire understanding of herself and the world: I cannot, actually handle men twice my size.

But yeah, she should have never been there, in that job. I know a lot of guys (myself included) who ought not do security work, let alone women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:38 PM (dfIr7)

182 Yeah Hoe Math does a lot of that, trying to break down somewhat complex concepts into super simple ideas to reach everyone. There are bright colors and cartoony figures he drew, so that the Miami "hot girl summer" and the manosphere meatheads can comprehend his points.

His "women got laws passed for equality and now there are no men that make more money than them so they hold all men in contempt" riff is the core concept of how the Democrats fucked everything up.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 16, 2025 07:38 PM (Aq1uz)

183 Yeah. Those parents in SF whose daughter was killed by an illegal.

It's cult only somehow worse.
Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2025 07:34 PM (fV+MH)

They know what they have to say to their circle to survive. They can't imagine another life, even to respect their slain child.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2025 07:39 PM (8avO+)

184 153 Frankly if I were a woman I would be vaguely nervous in a world filled with 50% of people who can easily kill me with their bare hands. I understand being nervous in a strange place with a strange man. Pack the mace, or a pistol.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:30 PM (dfIr7)

Now you get it. I have been assaulted twice in life, and at no time did I "deserve" it. Women usually learn early to look both ways, to stay in the lighted areas, to not be alone in public. One of the assaults was at the office, with plenty of people around. There is no way for a woman to be absolutely safe, period.

I now take DH with me. He's a great deterrent. And a competent shot.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 16, 2025 07:39 PM (1Gsou)

185 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat, YOU are an influencer!
Posted by: fd at July 16, 2025 07:09 PM (vFG9F)

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Definitely. I may scroll by many comments but Christy is a must read, mostly for the laughs.

Posted by: Decaf at July 16, 2025 07:40 PM (unUNN)

186 CLAMPS!

Posted by: Clamps, Joey and Don Bot at July 16, 2025 07:40 PM (/HDaX)

187
Self hating liberals will do anything to show how much they hate America, including destroy themselves.
Posted by: Oldcat

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I've wondered if they have a breaking point. A bunch of wine moms sitting in a puddle of liquid shit where a garden used to be, doesn't one of them finally look around and ask, "Do you honestly like this?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2025 07:40 PM (HL/Ld)

188 UK Daily Mail. Pam Bondi fires US prosecutor who put Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell behind bars.

iDK if a good move.

She'll just write a book or three

Lets unpack this...
• "WOW! Look whose in these files!"
• "Files? What Files?"
• "We are closing the case"
• "You're fired"

So now the person with all the dirt, has the name recognition and now global hype on the subject has been given total legal release to write anything Comey's lawyers will allow her to publish.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2025 07:41 PM (a4flb)

189 >>And to me, frankly, that she truly believed she was as strong as a man. Has she ever moved a couch with a guy before?!

Apparently all of those years of saying "women can do anything a man can do" really seeped in to her brain.

Anyways, I think there's a lot of women that are that delusional out there.
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There are some women who use their strength and leverage well. I remember a workmate who we were helping move and his mom was grabbing 2 or 3 boxes if they guys there were slow at taking them. I told him later she had the strength of ten Moms.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2025 07:41 PM (8avO+)

190 Maurene Comey, daughter of James Comey, is fired from her job as a federal prosecutor

https://tinyurl.com/3wsbjykz

She was not evidently very good at her job
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 16, 2025 07:10 PM (dfIr7)

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This gave me a really good belly laugh. The left are full of nepo babies, it's the only kind they have.

Posted by: Decaf at July 16, 2025 07:43 PM (unUNN)

191 I've wondered if they have a breaking point. A bunch of wine moms sitting in a puddle of liquid shit where a garden used to be, doesn't one of them finally look around and ask, "Do you honestly like this?"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 16, 2025 07:40 PM (HL/Ld)

Some, but not enough. Some might 'accidentally' move to a gated community or another state with less crime, but they keep the ideas

Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2025 07:43 PM (8avO+)

192 And to me, frankly, that she truly believed she was as strong as a man. Has she ever moved a couch with a guy before?!

Apparently all of those years of saying "women can do anything a man can do" really seeped in to her brain.

Anyways, I think there's a lot of women that are that delusional out there.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 16, 2025 07:22 PM (uCjyK)

It's really bizarre. Even if you account for weight classes, men are going to kick the shit out of women. More muscle mass, greater bone density, more lung capacity, more capacity for damage, etc. See e.g. Fallon Fox, the dude who goddamn near killed a female opponent despite a weight-classed fight. This will always be true no matter how hard they pretend otherwise.

Posted by: Yeah, lots of delusion out there at July 16, 2025 07:43 PM (TbWk/)

193 The calm professionalism of the guys securing the ICE facility was well done. They had a plan, executed and overwatch. Though, I'm not sure I'd have only one person on the roof. But, it's also possible there was someone else out of sight.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2025 07:15 PM (tT6L1)

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Better security than SS provided Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Decaf at July 16, 2025 07:46 PM (unUNN)

194 It's really bizarre. Even if you account for weight classes, men are going to kick the shit out of women. More muscle mass, greater bone density, more lung capacity, more capacity for damage, etc. See e.g. Fallon Fox, the dude who goddamn near killed a female opponent despite a weight-classed fight. This will always be true no matter how hard they pretend otherwise.
Posted by: Yeah, lots of delusion out there at July 16, 2025 07:43 PM (TbWk/)

Pre 15 boys can beat the World Cup Champs in Soccer. And that is with them not being as physical as they would with each other so they don't injure them.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2025 07:47 PM (8avO+)

195 She was probably terrified, never having had something like that happen to her before. It may have shattered her entire understanding of herself and the world: I cannot, actually handle men twice my size.

Sure she can. She just needs a boob job and wear stretchy revealing clothes and she can beat into a coma linebackers - Hollywood Wouldn't Lie To Us!

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 16, 2025 07:48 PM (a4flb)

196 Also, I just saw that Maurine Comey got fired by DOJ.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at July 16, 2025 06:57 PM (L8C8y)

Daughter of James. So you could say she got 86'd?
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 16, 2025 07:18 PM (144I4)

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Another belly laugh, you people are on fire today and probably are god enough to write for Greg Gutfeld's show.

Posted by: Decaf at July 16, 2025 07:49 PM (unUNN)

197 Wouldn't it be easier to just not watch the bird hands broads?

Posted by: lurk at July 16, 2025 07:58 PM (7IOVT)

198 d to me, frankly, that she truly believed she was as strong as a man. Has she ever moved a couch with a guy before?!"

Women that believe this are baffling to me; it's like if someone told me that plutonium was a better sandwich spread than peanut butter. it's so beyond reason that there's no point in arguing with them.

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 16, 2025 07:58 PM (xP8uf)

199 I've got a question (rhetorical); why are these mutants allowed to spray graffiti all over a federal building? I'm pretty sure that's illegal damn near everywhere.

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 16, 2025 08:01 PM (xP8uf)

200 82 Incidently

Maurene Comey, daughter of James Comey, is fired from her job as a federal prosecutor

https://tinyurl.com/3wsbjykz

She was not evidently very good at her job

Yeah, I think like Dad, she can be persuaded (pronounced paid) to engage in some half convincing failure theater of her actual f**king job. I'm sure she'll land at some pricey left wing firm and then start spurging out on X like a demented a**hole.

Posted by: Nelly at July 16, 2025 08:12 PM (cHLus)

201 >>>Hmm bird hands. What would you call Newsom's hand gestures?

Posted by: redridinghood

>Amphetamine hands. And his hair was perfect.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 16, 2025 08:15 PM (/gTjv)

202 Some, but not enough. Some might 'accidentally' move to a gated community or another state with less crime, but they keep the ideas
Posted by: Oldcat
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Their EEPROM needs to be flashed when they move, otherwise old programming persists.

Posted by: whig at July 16, 2025 08:19 PM (ctrM5)

203 >>>Another belly laugh, you people are on fire today and probably are god enough to write for Greg Gutfeld's show.

Posted by: Decaf

>Gutfeld's writers come here frequently and steal our thunder. Good comedy and humor is universal.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 16, 2025 08:20 PM (/gTjv)

204 I have given a lot of thought, and this equality for women thing maybe isn't working out so well.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 16, 2025 08:27 PM (gDhA9)

205 Women that believe this are baffling to me; it's like if someone told me that plutonium was a better sandwich spread than peanut butter. it's so beyond reason that there's no point in arguing with them. Posted by: UGAdawg at July 16, 2025 07:58 PM (xP8uf)

It's more like "Buddy, you're pretty strong, I'll bet you could beat up that gorilla."

I reckon I'm middling strong for a man, but I am much stronger than most women. I remember once my wife asked if I could help her move a refrigerator. So, I picked it up and said, "where do you want it?" She freaked.

I say middling strong, because I have hired Samoan movers.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 16, 2025 08:32 PM (gDhA9)

206 This will always be true no matter how hard they pretend otherwise. Posted by: Yeah, lots of delusion out there at July 16, 2025 07:43 PM (TbWk/)

I think a lot of women just don't realize how east men are on them. We are not 10% stronger, more like 50-200% stronger. And some guys - my brother-in-law has arms like an ape. Never seen the guy work out. I have seen him tear a stump out of the ground with his bare hands.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 16, 2025 08:35 PM (gDhA9)

207 Re women - they will tell you, over and over, they can endure more pain than a man, because they have had children.

Thing is, I've been kicked in the balls, and if you kicked me in the balls tomorrow, I wouldn't forget about it in 2 years and voluntarily get kicked in the balls again.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 16, 2025 08:38 PM (gDhA9)

208 When men get in a fight...something happens that women do not understand. We feel a LOT less pain, and a lot less emotion, and a lot more focus. It goes beyond adrenalin.

If I get hit in the head by something, it hurts. If another man punches me in the head, same amount of force, I get ...motivated.

Men get motivated in a way most women have a hard time understanding.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 16, 2025 08:50 PM (gDhA9)

209 Who even knew about Bird hands?
AOS just shows me how much about the enemy I don't know.

I would have thought that a gal giving me Bird Hands had that Dupuytren's Contracture thingy that John Elway is always bitching about.
Edumaction is a great thing.

Posted by: Carl Fox at July 16, 2025 09:05 PM (5yGIt)

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