Legs & Eggs Cafe

Superstition Mountains, Arizona

Had to do a quick swap. I got a better look at the first pic I posted, of "Sleeping Lady Mountain," and realized it was faker than Jasmine Ratchet's blaccent.

Little bear waving.

Half-assing your workout. We're all guilty.

Low-T dog regrets eating so much soy.

He's the Aquaman of cockatoos.

Big puppy wants affection.

Big cat plotting in a tree.

Sea otter convention.

It was like this when I came in.

Stormy weather.

Bottom feeder.

How to clean your hooters.

Keeping your kid on a short leash.

Bringing up an orphaned crow.

Seal wants to surf.

Duckling horde.

Sultry pigeons show off their gams.

Devils Tower rising 264m (867 feet) above the surrounding terrain in northeastern Wyoming, an igneous intrusion that some believe is the remains of a volcano after erosion removed the surrounding rock.

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TINY steps and BIG adventures for this little baby elephant 🥹 pic.twitter.com/HwYM19IzxA
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A Baby Rhino Teasing A Pride Of Lions pic.twitter.com/67oqtfnSyv
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Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM

Comments

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 14, 2025 07:30 PM (GYt5+)

2 That top picture is AI.

You can tell by the pixels.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2025 07:31 PM (aOqEy)

3 Eh, 1st pic is a fake.

Posted by: Douglass Mackey--Dems Vote Wednesdays at July 14, 2025 07:32 PM (ynpvh)

4 Yeeting !

Haven’t seen a sea otter in a hot minute Ace

*makes sad face*

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2025 07:32 PM (zVOnE)

5 Banat chicken pigeon, a chicken-like breed of pigeon

==

they look freaky, not their fault , but almost as bad as hairless cat

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2025 07:33 PM (g47mK)

6 Sideboob Mountain

Absolutely right, Ace

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 14, 2025 07:33 PM (YaZ8R)

7 I'm really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined.

Wednesday is open Mike night.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2025 07:33 PM (+bLMA)

8 ace giving us another AI pic ?

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2025 07:33 PM (g47mK)

9 Nvm!

Squeeeeee! A whole convention!!!

Thank you! I don’t care what the guys say about you, you’re a-okay, ace!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2025 07:33 PM (zVOnE)

10 Sea Otters are more likely to be serial killers than any other species.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2025 07:34 PM (aOqEy)

11 8 ace giving us another AI pic ?

Posted by: runner at July 14, 2025 07:33 PM (g47mK)

Or photoshopped. Depends how old it is.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2025 07:34 PM (ynpvh)

12 10 Sea Otters are more likely to be serial killers than any other species.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2025 07:34 PM (aOqEy)

Good thing they don't drive cars.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2025 07:35 PM (ynpvh)

13 nurse, at least you get an otter. This place is a Yak free zone.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 07:35 PM (HFcKg)

14 I am willow champ today.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 07:35 PM (ULPxl)

15 8 ace giving us another AI pic ?
Posted by: runner at July 14, 2025 07:33 PM (g47mK)
Or photoshopped. Depends how old it is.

yeah I realized it was fake, I subbed in a real one

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2025 07:35 PM (KRtlO)

16 >>.Haven’t seen a sea otter in a hot minute Ace

there's one in there

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2025 07:36 PM (KRtlO)

17 𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever Jul 13
When two groups of penguins pass each other, stopping briefly to exchange information, one of them gets mixed with the wrong group, a friend goes after him to bring him back.🐧 🐧 🐧 🙂 😅

https://tinyurl.com/6uaxurnn
26 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck at July 14, 2025 07:36 PM (2yoRf)

18 Ben Had, how many eggs do you use in a week?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 07:36 PM (ULPxl)

19 I am willow champ today.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

That was me last week. On day that's all I was. Almost every thread. 😔

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2025 07:36 PM (+bLMA)

20 15 8 ace giving us another AI pic ?
Posted by: runner at July 14, 2025 07:33 PM (g47mK)
Or photoshopped. Depends how old it is.

yeah I realized it was fake, I subbed in a real one

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2025 07:35 PM (KRtlO)

👍

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2025 07:36 PM (ynpvh)

21 The image is digitally manipulated. Artwork website here:

https://tinyurl.com/2wbwybtz

Posted by: MartynWW at July 14, 2025 07:37 PM (vXpHP)

22 Ballon dog is a one pup volleyball team

Posted by: Captain Fantastic at July 14, 2025 07:37 PM (uEWUd)

23 So devil's tower and shiprock are different places. Good to know.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 14, 2025 07:38 PM (2ap+5)

24 It was still cool, though.

Posted by: MartynWW at July 14, 2025 07:38 PM (vXpHP)

25 ‘Sleeping Lady Mountain’

I’d fuck her

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 14, 2025 07:38 PM (lWAZp)

26 21 The image is digitally manipulated. Artwork website here:

https://tinyurl.com/2wbwybtz

Posted by: MartynWW at July 14, 2025 07:37 PM (vXpHP)

Didn't Bill Clinton get in trouble for digital manipulation?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2025 07:38 PM (ynpvh)

27 I liked the baby elephant. And the dog with the balloon was cute.

Ralphy showed a lot of life today chasing Snowflake. I'm still only buying him food one month at a time, but still....

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 11.3 % at July 14, 2025 07:38 PM (jvJvP)

28 Helena Handbasket, I have 2 friends that bring me eggs so I am we stocked.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 07:39 PM (HFcKg)

29 >>> 23 So devil's tower and shiprock are different places. Good to know.
Posted by: Oglebay at July 14, 2025 07:38 PM (2ap+5)

Devil's Tower is in NE WY and Shiprock is somewhere or other in NM.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 07:39 PM (ULPxl)

30 What ruined the Devil's Tower for me was the First Peoples tying pieces of cloth in the trees and bushes all around the base because, SACRED LAND!!!. It looked like windstorm came through a landfill.
Are there any nice places in this country that the Redman hasn't declared a SACRED PLACE?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 14, 2025 07:39 PM (/U5Yz)

31
Didn't Bill Clinton get in trouble for digital manipulation?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 14, 2025 07:38 PM (ynpvh)

He got in trouble for lying about it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2025 07:39 PM (aOqEy)

32 I used to think New Mexico would be an interesting place to retire but the rat poop has totally put me off.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 14, 2025 07:40 PM (2ap+5)

33 I've hiked through some parts of the Superstition Mountains. I wasn't looking for the Lost Dutchman's gold though. Maybe I should have been. It's a hostile place.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 14, 2025 07:41 PM (/U5Yz)

34 It's been proved by science that in these hot, humid months, just perusing penguin content can lower body temperature and aggressive thoughts. Could even calm some of our testier, crankier, posters. It's in our best interests.

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board. at July 14, 2025 07:41 PM (G5+As)

35 When two groups of penguins pass each other, stopping briefly to exchange information, one of them gets mixed with the wrong group, a friend goes after him to bring him back.🐧 🐧 🐧 🙂 😅

https://tinyurl.com/6uaxurnn
26 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck at July 14, 2025 07:36 PM (2yoRf)
----
So penguins are notorious gossips?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2025 07:41 PM (IBQGV)

36 >>> 28 Helena Handbasket, I have 2 friends that bring me eggs so I am we stocked.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 07:39 PM (HFcKg)

Nice!

I have some new chickens coming online in a few months, so will have plenty to share.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 14, 2025 07:41 PM (ULPxl)

37 Stormy weather:

This is crazy 😳

Now imagine sailing across this hundreds of years ago on a wooden boat.

I don't have to imagine it. I did it.

Posted by: Brian Williams at July 14, 2025 07:42 PM (Riz8t)

38 People climb Devils Tower. People are nuts.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 14, 2025 07:42 PM (lWAZp)

39 Better there than Suppository Peak.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 14, 2025 07:42 PM (2yoRf)

40 yeah I realized it was fake, I subbed in a real one

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2025 07:35 PM (KRtlO)

Every year, spring and fall, right around the Equinox, a shadow forms on Superstition Mountain that uncannily resembles a cougar crouching, about to pounce:

https://tinyurl.com/mr8hxxb6

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2025 07:42 PM (vegAM)

41 32 I used to think New Mexico would be an interesting place to retire but the rat poop has totally put me off.
Posted by: Oglebay

Hantavirus could ruin your plan. Best stay away.

Posted by: Dr. Quincy, M.E. at July 14, 2025 07:43 PM (G5+As)

42 Helena Handbasket, I'm waiting for your sheep/lamb enterprise.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 07:43 PM (HFcKg)

43 38 People climb Devils Tower. People are nuts.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 14, 2025 07:42 PM (lWAZp

It's got that name for a reason.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2025 07:43 PM (aOqEy)

44 Sleeping Indian in WY is cool. And real.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 14, 2025 07:44 PM (lWAZp)

45 Husband and I walked around the base of Devil's Tower in summer heat and it took us an hour. OK we stopped often to rest, look and take pictures. It is big.

Posted by: Decaf at July 14, 2025 07:45 PM (unUNN)

46 Y'all going to Zzyzx whether you like it or not.

@AngelOfTraffic 35m
#Baker Big rig fire near Baker has 15 NB closed with traffic being turned SB at Zzyzx Rd. SB left lane is closed. NB delays 8 miles. SB delays 7 miles. Approx reopening guestimate (CHP)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 14, 2025 07:47 PM (mlg/3)

47 How to clean your hooters.

That was not the tutorial we were expecting, Mr. O'Spades.

Posted by: Lena D., Trigglypuff, Stacey, and The View panelists at July 14, 2025 07:47 PM (0sNs1)

48 When driving away from Devil's Tower we saw prairie dogs, some came right up to the road.

Posted by: Decaf at July 14, 2025 07:48 PM (unUNN)

49 Sea Otters are more likely to be serial killers than any other species.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2025 07:34 PM (aOqEy)

Ooooooo!!!!
Dibs on your stuff.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2025 07:48 PM (+i8dn)

50 I loved going to Albaquirkey for horseshows.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 07:48 PM (HFcKg)

51 Y'all going to Zzyzx whether you like it or not.

@AngelOfTraffic 35m
#Baker Big rig fire near Baker has 15 NB closed with traffic being turned SB at Zzyzx Rd. SB left lane is closed. NB delays 8 miles. SB delays 7 miles. Approx reopening guestimate (CHP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 14, 2025 07:47 PM (mlg/3)
---
It may not be the end of the line, but it's definitely the end of the alphabet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2025 07:48 PM (IBQGV)

52 Approx reopening guestimate (CHP)

Posted by: weft cut-loop

=====

It's been all downhill since Ponch and John rode off into the sunset

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 14, 2025 07:48 PM (8AONa)

53 Y'all going to Zzyzx whether you like it or not.

@AngelOfTraffic 35m
#Baker Big rig fire near Baker has 15 NB closed with traffic being turned SB at Zzyzx Rd. SB left lane is closed. NB delays 8 miles. SB delays 7 miles. Approx reopening guestimate (CHP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 14, 2025 07:47 PM (mlg/3)

I think I have driven on that road.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2025 07:49 PM (vegAM)

54 The best part of visiting Devil's Tower was having lunch at a nearby restaurant that had these giant cowboy boots, at least six feet tall, positioned facing each other and framing the Tower.

Posted by: Decaf at July 14, 2025 07:50 PM (unUNN)

55 It's been all downhill since Ponch and John rode off into the sunset
Posted by: 2009Refugee

I ain't gonna lie. I had the CHiPs bike helmet. Of course we just used it for armor in our stick fights.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 14, 2025 07:51 PM (mlg/3)

56 When two groups of penguins pass each other, stopping briefly to exchange information, one of them gets mixed with the wrong group, a friend goes after him to bring him back.🐧 🐧 🐧 🙂 😅

Not shown -- all the mephitic projectile pooping that occurred immediately after the cut.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2025 07:51 PM (0sNs1)

57 It's been all downhill since Ponch and John rode off into the sunset
Posted by: 2009Refugee

Not to mention Randi Oakes and Brianne Leary.

Posted by: Hubba Hubba! at July 14, 2025 07:51 PM (G5+As)

58 Superstition Mountains, Arizona

This one of the Superstition Mountains looks unbelievably fake but is real:
https://is.gd/q1UaOp

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 14, 2025 07:51 PM (YaZ8R)

59 Isn't Devil's Tower the place that inspired a mashed potato sculpture?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2025 07:52 PM (viF8m)

60 Howdy!
(Sips beer 🍺

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at July 14, 2025 07:52 PM (EM0uu)

61 So anyway, I thought EABOD was just an AoS thing, until the other night when I heard it in a scene from Billy Bob Thornton's "Goliath".

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2025 07:53 PM (AOsQT)

62 Don't take Zzyzx if you are allergic to Zzyzx!

Posted by: Big Pharma at July 14, 2025 07:53 PM (G5+As)

63 About 40% of all mammal species are rodents. Makes you think ….

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 14, 2025 07:54 PM (lWAZp)

64 I think I have driven on that road.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2025 07:49 PM (vegAM)

I checked Google Earth and it heads on down to the CalState Desert Studies Center. Scenic in a spartan sort of way.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 14, 2025 07:55 PM (/HDaX)

65 AOP beat me to it!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 14, 2025 07:55 PM (YaZ8R)

66 Rodents, ruminates and reptiles.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 07:55 PM (HFcKg)

67 Rodents, ruminates and reptiles.
Posted by: Ben Had

Oh my~!

Posted by: weft cut-Dorothy at July 14, 2025 07:56 PM (mlg/3)

68 About 40% of all mammal species are rodents. Makes you think ….
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 14, 2025 07:54 PM

There's a reason the Maus Haus is the happiest place on Earth!

Posted by: Disneyland at July 14, 2025 07:56 PM (0sNs1)

69 Isn't Devil's Tower the place that inspired a mashed potato sculpture?

Posted by: JackStraw

====

Cary Grant kept molding it out of mashed potatoes, and knew right where to go to save Eva Marie Saint from the Commies.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 14, 2025 07:57 PM (8AONa)

70 Hundreds of years ago, some persons including myself went to a motorcycle event in South Dakota. We spent one day on a ride out to Devil's Tower. There was BBQ chicken and home made ice cream to be had. Return by way of Sundance. A fun day.

Posted by: Don Black at July 14, 2025 07:57 PM (AOsQT)

71 Rodents, ruminates and reptiles.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 07:55 PM

Fun fact: Yaks are ruminates.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 14, 2025 07:58 PM (0sNs1)

72 About 40% of all mammal species are rodents. Makes you think ….
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 14, 2025 07:54 PM

There's a reason the Maus Haus is the happiest place on Earth!
Posted by: Disneyland at July 14, 2025 07:56 PM (0sNs1)
——

Come for the rats! Stay for the gay groomer sex!

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 14, 2025 07:58 PM (lWAZp)

73 weft-cut, well done !

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 07:58 PM (HFcKg)

74 Every year, spring and fall, right around the Equinox, a shadow forms on Superstition Mountain that uncannily resembles a cougar crouching, about to pounce:

https://tinyurl.com/mr8hxxb6
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2025 07:42 PM (vegAM)

I see a herd of wild ponies, running through a meadow. Or maybe a clown.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 14, 2025 07:58 PM (kuWOS)

75 I’m in the middle of painting the photo of the castle posted on the Cafe on July 2nd.

Hope that wasn’t a fake AI photo,

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:00 PM (VofaG)

76 Devil's Tower. Where Roy Neary bailed on his family for Alien probing.

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at July 14, 2025 08:00 PM (EM0uu)

77
I see a herd of wild ponies, running through a meadow. Or maybe a clown.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

Stop looking at the foreground!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 14, 2025 08:00 PM (YaZ8R)

78 Possible side effects of Zryzx include itching, sneezing, depression, bloating, liver failure, thoughts of suicide and anal prolapse.

Ask your doctor if taking Zryzx is right for you.

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 11.3 % at July 14, 2025 08:01 PM (jvJvP)

79 Wow, Senate JUST approved Trump's first Judge Pick...

SIX MONTHS after he got into office?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 14, 2025 08:01 PM (mP0Kj)

80 Lagomorph ….

Sounds like a sci-fi horror alien, right? It’s a bunny rabbit.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 14, 2025 08:02 PM (lWAZp)

81 Felix Unger and Oscar Madison were ruminates. They shared an apartment.

Posted by: Odd Fellows at July 14, 2025 08:02 PM (G5+As)

82 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at July 14, 2025 08:03 PM (0sNs1)

83 I’m in the middle of painting the photo of the castle posted on the Cafe on July 2nd.

Hope that wasn’t a fake AI photo,
Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:00 PM

Don't forget the happy little bushes!

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at July 14, 2025 08:04 PM (0sNs1)

84 Carly, NO.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 08:04 PM (HFcKg)

85 82 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at July 14, 2025 08:03 PM (0sNs1)

Where do I know you from?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2025 08:05 PM (aOqEy)

86 Penguins are banned in Pomerania precisely because those people have the prescience to protect their precious population.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at July 14, 2025 08:05 PM (vFG9F)

87 P-glum!
What's happening?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2025 08:05 PM (W/lyH)

88 polynikes, your work continues to impress.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 08:06 PM (HFcKg)

89 Hola, Hall.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 08:07 PM (77rzZ)

90 Penguins are banned in Pomerania precisely because those people have the prescience to protect their precious population.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at July 14, 2025 08:05 PM (vFG9F)

Pure perfidy!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2025 08:07 PM (W/lyH)

91 "Isn't Devil's Tower the place that inspired a mashed potato sculpture?

Posted by: JackStraw"

In one of the greatest movies of all time.

Posted by: We got it all on UHF! at July 14, 2025 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

92 Cliff Clavin trivia

Devils Tower probably got it’s name because of a bad translation.

The Indians ( Lakota tribe) called it Bear Lodge because it had a lot of bears in the area. A map maker of the area came back and thought the Indians called it Bad God mountain or something like that. Thus the Name Devils Tower.,

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:08 PM (VofaG)

93 87 P-glum!
What's happening?
Posted by: Diogenes
....................................
Just sitting on the porch, watching the sun set on my sister's farm. Went golfing today and did as well as someone who hasn't golfed in a year. Try again tomorrow!

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at July 14, 2025 08:09 PM (EM0uu)

94 Devil’s Tower = Capitol Hill

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 08:09 PM (77rzZ)

95 "Isn't Devil's Tower the place that inspired a mashed potato sculpture?

Posted by: JackStraw"

In one of the greatest movies of all time.
Posted by: We got it all on UHF!

You have to admit on paper the film made zero financial sense. It has such non-plot to it, it's mesmerizing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 14, 2025 08:09 PM (mlg/3)

96 Felix Unger and Oscar Madison were ruminates. They shared an apartment.
Posted by: Odd Fellows at July 14, 2025 08:02 PM (G5+As)

At least they thought about it

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2025 08:09 PM (D7oie)

97 92 Cliff Clavin trivia

Devils Tower probably got it’s name because of a bad translation.

The Indians ( Lakota tribe) called it Bear Lodge because it had a lot of bears in the area. A map maker of the area came back and thought the Indians called it Bad God mountain or something like that. Thus the Name Devils Tower.,
Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:08 PM (VofaG

Devil Bear Tower?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2025 08:09 PM (aOqEy)

98 Cocaine Bear Tower.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 08:11 PM (77rzZ)

99 polynikes, your work continues to impress.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 08:06 PM (HFcKg)

Thanks . After finishing this one I’m going to do the hordes favorite and do a couple of abstracts I’ve had planned.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:11 PM (VofaG)

100 92 Cliff Clavin trivia

Devils Tower probably got it’s name because of a bad translation.

The Indians ( Lakota tribe) called it Bear Lodge because it had a lot of bears in the area. A map maker of the area came back and thought the Indians called it Bad God mountain or something like that. Thus the Name Devils Tower.,
Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:08 PM (VofaG)
Because Bear tried to climb and only left claw marks.
-Chief Ten Bears

Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2025 08:12 PM (LHPAg)

101 Penguins are banned in Pomerania precisely because those people have the prescience to protect their precious population.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at July 14, 2025 08:05 PM

===

Pure perfidy!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2025 08:07 PM

Polymorphic perversity!

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at July 14, 2025 08:13 PM (0sNs1)

102 Just sitting on the porch, watching the sun set on my sister's farm. Went golfing today and did as well as someone who hasn't golfed in a year. Try again tomorrow!
Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at July 14, 2025 08:09 PM (EM0uu)

Excellent!
I got a yard crew in this week so will miss Geezer Golf tomorrow.
I have the sadz.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2025 08:13 PM (W/lyH)

103 "Run, escape! The lagomorph is coming!"
"Xenomorph? Polymorph . . . ?"
"No! Run!"
"Shaped like a . . .?"
"Run, Now! We are doomed!"

And in the distance, up the Bunny Trail came the sinister, "hippity hoppity"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2025 08:15 PM (D7oie)

104 Never, and I mean, never visit Devil's Tower in early August. the fooking bikers are thicker than locusts. The radius of bikers around Sturgis that time of year is well over a hundred miles.

Avoid at all costs. Wait until September.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Comfortably Lame at July 14, 2025 08:15 PM (0aYVJ)

105 Hi everyone!

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2025 08:17 PM (pRpzT)

106 86 Penguins are banned in Pomerania precisely because those people have the prescience to protect their precious population.
Posted by: Penguin Facts

Pomeranians are pustules on the posterior of Poland, poverty-stricken paupers, poor excuses for people.

Posted by: Penguin Pete. at July 14, 2025 08:17 PM (G5+As)

107 “Quick, let’s bribe and infiltrate Diogenes’ lawn crew, so that his place ends up looking like crap!”
— Diogenes’ fleeced geezers

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 08:17 PM (77rzZ)

108 It has rained here in the afternoon for two weeks straight. I haven’t seen continuous summer thunderstorms in the Houston area for a long long time. It’s something though I remember as a kid growing up that was normal.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:18 PM (VofaG)

109 An amazing and considerate girlfriend helps her boyfriend.

https://tinyurl.com/2hvnn8b3

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 14, 2025 08:18 PM (/U5Yz)

110 Hey, Piper! Hope all is well with you and yours.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 08:19 PM (77rzZ)

111 Piper, bounasera.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 08:19 PM (HFcKg)

112 105 Hi everyone!
Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2025 08:17 PM (pRpzT

Heyo, Piper!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2025 08:19 PM (aOqEy)

113
John Ellison, the new, possibly conservative-ish owner of CBS, is rumored to be in talks to buy Bari Weiss's Free Press. CBS News might be in for a change.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2025 08:20 PM (xp7+v)

114 Is that base still on the other side of Devil's Tower?

Posted by: mot at July 14, 2025 08:21 PM (fIPNY)

115 Thanks . After finishing this one I’m going to do the hordes favorite and do a couple of abstracts I’ve had planned.
Posted by: polynikes

Hordes favorite? I hope it isn't a copy of fat ass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Tuna at July 14, 2025 08:21 PM (lJ0H4)

116 110 Hey, Piper! Hope all is well with you and yours.
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 08

Yes, thank you. They are enjoying the lake without me, but I join them Wednesday. Until then, I am in a very quiet house.

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2025 08:21 PM (pRpzT)

117 Blonde Morticia, I just wanted to let you know that the TXMoMe is 2 1/2 days.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 08:22 PM (HFcKg)

118 Hi Ben Had and AL!

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2025 08:22 PM (pRpzT)

119 Penguins are banned in Pomerania precisely because those people have the prescience to protect their precious population.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at July 14, 2025 08:05 PM

===

Pure perfidy!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2025 08:07 PM

Polymorphic perversity!
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at July 14, 2025 08:13 PM (0sNs1)

Eh, watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermous percussion pitch.

Posted by: Baseball Bugs Bunny at July 14, 2025 08:24 PM (wVcYX)

120 This is Baby rhino! I need backup!

Posted by: Paco at July 14, 2025 08:25 PM (mADJX)

121 Hordes favorite? I hope it isn't a copy of fat ass on an ottoman.
Posted by: Tuna at July 14, 2025 08:21 PM (lJ0H4)

Of course I snark about being their favorite. They do though make for the best comments on the Morning Snark thread.

And the ottoman guy was over taken by the dirty toilet that was the featured artwork today.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:26 PM (VofaG)

122 “Quick, let’s bribe and infiltrate Diogenes’ lawn crew, so that his place ends up looking like crap!”
— Diogenes’ fleeced geezers
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 08:17 PM (77rzZ)

*looks at lawn*
SON OF A BIT...!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2025 08:26 PM (W/lyH)

123 I've discovered that the best way to keep mustard off my shirt when eating a hotdog is to take my shirt off.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2025 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

124 'Some believe' the devils tower is an intrusion? What other thing is believed??

Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 08:27 PM (8avO+)

125 Sometimes the best solutions are the simplest ones.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2025 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

126 How do we know this is really fd? You just look for the mustard stains on his chest

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 08:28 PM (HFcKg)

127 And the ottoman guy was over taken by the dirty toilet that was the featured artwork today.
Posted by: polynikes

I think you're right. Now when we misbehave CBD can subject us to the dirty toilet.

Posted by: Tuna at July 14, 2025 08:28 PM (lJ0H4)

128 I usually get hit by the relish before the dripping mustard. I like a lot of sweet relish on my dogs.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:28 PM (VofaG)

129
Blonde Morticia, I just wanted to let you know that the TXMoMe is 2 1/2 days.
Posted by: Ben Had

==============

What, IN 2 1/2 days, or 2 1/2 days long? I thought there was one in October?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2025 08:28 PM (xp7+v)

130 Hey, Piper! Hope all is well with you and yours.
Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 08

Yes, thank you. They are enjoying the lake without me, but I join them Wednesday. Until then, I am in a very quiet house.
Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2025 08:21 PM (pRpzT)

Woohoo!
Party at Pipe's Place!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 14, 2025 08:29 PM (W/lyH)

131 Sure, baby bear, I'll come right over to meet your mom.

Posted by: Paco at July 14, 2025 08:29 PM (mADJX)

132 Blonde Morticia, 2 1/2 days long in October.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 08:30 PM (HFcKg)

133 Elon Musk retweeted . xAI@xai .

Announcing Grok for Government - a suite of products that make our frontier models available to United States Government customers

We are especially excited about two new partnerships for our US Government partners

1) a new contract from the US Department of Defense
2) our products being available to purchase via the General Services Administration (GSA) schedule. This allows every federal government department, agency, or office, to purchase xAI products

We're hiring mission driven engineers who want to join the cause

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2025 08:30 PM (Kq8pV)

134 "How do we know this is really fd? You just look for the mustard stains on his chest
Posted by: Ben Had"

Naw. I lick them off.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2025 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

135 I've tried to read Bari Weiss' book How to Fight Anti Semitism twice but couldn't get past her pre-10/7 petty and misinformed partisanship either time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2025 08:31 PM (JvZF+)

136 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2025 08:30 PM (Kq8pV)

Musk going back on the Left’s really bad guy list.
DU will have Trump giving the contracts to Musk to keep him quiet,

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:33 PM (VofaG)

137 'Some believe' the devils tower is an intrusion? What other thing is believed??
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 08:27 PM (8avO+)

Some think it is an extrusion. Others think it is what happens when beavers are introduced to the glories of quick setting cement.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2025 08:33 PM (D7oie)

138 Naw. I lick them off.
Posted by: fd at July 14, 2025 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

Now you’re just bragging.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:34 PM (VofaG)

139 'Some believe' the devils tower is an intrusion? What other thing is believed??
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 08:27 PM (8avO+)

Ancient aliens?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2025 08:34 PM (vegAM)

140 Naw. I lick them off.
Posted by: fd at July 14, 2025 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

Have you seen that new TV program on CBS, "Ow My Balls"?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2025 08:35 PM (D7oie)

141 I've discovered that the best way to keep mustard off my shirt when eating a hotdog is to take my shirt off.
Posted by: fd at July 14, 2025 08:26 PM (vFG9F)
====

Just tuck the tablecloth into your neckhole. Easy-peasy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2025 08:35 PM (JvZF+)

142 In the 1930s a skydiver landed on Devil’s Tower as a publicity stunt, for a radio station promotion or somesuch. Anyway his cunning plan to rapell down off the monument didn’t work, and he was stuck up there without food or water for several days and became a cause celebrè in the newspapers, like the guy stuck in Mammoth Cave. Eventually they hauled his ass down somehow.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2025 08:35 PM (wzsAY)

143 Ancient aliens?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2025 08:34 PM (vegAM)

Catalonians

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2025 08:36 PM (D7oie)

144
Blonde Morticia, 2 1/2 days long in October.
Posted by: Ben Had
============

I'll be sure to pack two ballgowns and a morning dress.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2025 08:37 PM (xp7+v)

145 "Catalonians
Posted by: Kindltot"

It's a giant scratching post?

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2025 08:38 PM (vFG9F)

146 In the 1930s a skydiver landed on Devil’s Tower as a publicity stunt, for a radio station promotion or somesuch. Anyway his cunning plan to rapell down off the monument didn’t work, and he was stuck up there without food or water for several days and became a cause celebrè in the newspapers, like the guy stuck in Mammoth Cave. Eventually they hauled his ass down somehow.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2025 08:35 PM (wzsAY)

Super Dave Osborne family?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 14, 2025 08:39 PM (wVcYX)

147 Blonde Morticia, the ball gowns will work because there is dancing.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 08:39 PM (HFcKg)

148 It's a giant scratching post?
Posted by: fd at July 14, 2025 08:38 PM (vFG9F)

It is a castell done in basalt.

(Catalonians have perfected the art of standing on each other to a competitive sport, up there with street bowling, and square dancing.)

Posted by: Kindltot at July 14, 2025 08:39 PM (D7oie)

149 I've discovered that the best way to keep mustard off my shirt when eating a hotdog is to take my shirt off.
——-

Some people can stay clean no matter what. Wear a white suit and walk through an Iowa cornfield and remain spotless. Not me. I’ll try to say, stir something up in a bowl, and a dollop will fly off, hit the overhead fan, and spread everything far and wide.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2025 08:40 PM (wzsAY)

150
I'll be sure to pack two ballgowns and a morning dress.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I was informed they had a bit of rain one year. X may vary!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 14, 2025 08:40 PM (YaZ8R)

151 Yes, thank you. They are enjoying the lake without me, but I join them Wednesday. Until then, I am in a very quiet house.
Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2025 08:21 PM (pRpzT)

Woohoo!
Party at Pipe's Place!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

*loads keg into truck*

Posted by: Capitol Police at July 14, 2025 08:40 PM (dR6yv)

152 Eventually they hauled his ass down somehow.
Posted by: Common Tater

Base Jump !

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 14, 2025 08:40 PM (/lPRQ)

153 Just spent several hours at Devils Tower yesterday.

One of my favorite places on Earth.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2025 08:40 PM (JT+vB)

154 Woohoo!
Party at Pipe's Place!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

*loads keg into truck*
Posted by: Capitol Police at July 14, 2025 08:40 PM (dR6yv)

Okay fine, but no cannon balls in the pool!

Posted by: Piper at July 14, 2025 08:42 PM (p4NUW)

155 AZdeplorable, mud MoMe was at my house. We upgraded after that.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 08:42 PM (HFcKg)

156
Okay fine, but no cannon balls in the pool!
Posted by: Piper

Cancels trip to Appomattox.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 14, 2025 08:43 PM (YaZ8R)

157 'Some believe' the devils tower is an intrusion? What other thing is believed??
Posted by: Oldcat at July 14, 2025 08:27 PM (8avO+)

There's a display at the start of the trail, headline says "How It Was Formed," and showed a giant bear clawing the thing.

Which is cute. I didn't read it, but I'm sure the text says something like "No, that's not it, what really happened was....."

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2025 08:43 PM (YpWtw)

158 Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2025 08:40 PM (wzsAY)

I used to constantly spill , drop , etc food on my tie at work . It became a joke and my co workers gave me a gift of a bib at our Christmas party.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:43 PM (VofaG)

159 AZdeplorable, mud MoMe was at my house. We upgraded after that.
Posted by: Ben Had

An chose a fine place with outstanding host and hostess!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 14, 2025 08:44 PM (YaZ8R)

160 In the 1930s a skydiver landed on Devil’s Tower as a publicity stunt, for a radio station promotion or somesuch. Anyway his cunning plan to rapell down off the monument didn’t work, and he was stuck up there without food or water for several days and became a cause celebrè in the newspapers, like the guy stuck in Mammoth Cave. Eventually they hauled his ass down somehow.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2025 08:35 PM (wzsAY)

That'd be a bit of a hard go for the guy. No helicopters to take him off. Best bet would be for a dirigible to lower a bosun's chair, and winch him aboard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2025 08:45 PM (E50Nb)

161 I'll be sure to pack two ballgowns and a morning dress.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2025 08:37 PM (xp7+v)
====

Wait. You're an ette?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2025 08:45 PM (JvZF+)

162 Katie Miller—who left Trump’s White House with Elon Musk—surfaces at xAI _ Jessica Mathews, Fortune - July 3, 2025

On Wednesday evening, Elon Musk’s xAI sent a rare email to reporters—alerting them that it had received a much-anticipated permit to use gas-powered turbines at its Memphis data center...

...But there was something else unusual about the email: It was from Katie Miller, wife of Stephen Miller, President Donald Trump’s deputy chief of staff.

https://tinyurl.com/34jed2vy

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 14, 2025 08:45 PM (Kq8pV)

163 You can see Devil’s Tower from the Interstate as it passes just south of it, if you look carefully. It’s quite a ways away, but it is unmistakable. I like OG landmarks, and visiting them. Chimney Rock, Pompey’s Pillar, Shiprock, etc. They were guideposts for early explorers and settlers, proof they were in the right spot, at least.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2025 08:46 PM (wzsAY)

164 Wait. You're an ette?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2025 08:45 PM (JvZF+)

Did you think her nic was blonde mortician?

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:47 PM (VofaG)

165 When I was walking the trail, there was a woman sitting on a rock, with three little ones near her. Up on a boulder, peeking inside a crevasse, was presumably the father of the kids.

I said hello to the woman, and she gestured at her husband, said he thought he heard something in there, and had his phone out with the flashlight on...

He came off the rock saying "this big rock is supported by a smaller rock." The big one is the one under which he had his head.

I could see the headlines the next day: Man decapitated at Devil's Tower. Or: Bear mauls man to death, after he sticks his head in the bears den.

Cute kids. They deserve a better dad.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2025 08:47 PM (PLjqd)

166
Wait. You're an ette?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

=============

Wait. You don't know who Morticia is?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2025 08:47 PM (xp7+v)

167 Some people can stay clean no matter what. Wear a white suit and walk through an Iowa cornfield and remain spotless. Not me. I’ll try to say, stir something up in a bowl, and a dollop will fly off, hit the overhead fan, and spread everything far and wide.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2025 08:40 PM (wzsAY)

I'll sometimes stain a shirt while packing my lunch in the morning. I need to start packing my lunch shirtless.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Comfortably Lame at July 14, 2025 08:49 PM (0aYVJ)

168 Chimney Rock, Pompey’s Pillar, Shiprock, etc. They were guideposts for early explorers and settlers, proof they were in the right spot, at least.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 14, 2025 08:46 PM (wzsAY)

I passed both Shiprock and Chimney Rock on Saturday.

I didn't realize you can see the Crazy Horse "monument" from the main road on the way to Rushmore. I thought CH was more done that it is.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2025 08:50 PM (LTnl5)

169 I always wondered how the Navy chose dress whites?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 08:50 PM (HFcKg)

170 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2025 08:45 PM (E50Nb)

They could have air dropped him some food and water I suppose.

I don’t even think a bush plane could land on top of devils tower,

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:51 PM (VofaG)

171 How long before he changes the name of Rushmore to Mt. Trump.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2025 08:52 PM (EWlvz)

172 " I need to start packing my lunch shirtless.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Comfortably Lame"

This is the way. Of course, going shirtless and pantless carries a different set of risks.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2025 08:52 PM (vFG9F)

173 didn't realize you can see the Crazy Horse "monument" from the main road on the way to Rushmore. I thought CH was more done that it is.
Posted by: BurtTC

I think there is 30 years to go for CH.

Posted by: Capitol Police at July 14, 2025 08:52 PM (dR6yv)

174 This is the way. Of course, going shirtless and pantless carries a different set of risks.
Posted by: fd at July 14, 2025 08:52 PM (vFG9F)

Don’t fry bacon.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:53 PM (VofaG)

175 They could have air dropped him some food and water I suppose.

I don’t even think a bush plane could land on top of devils tower,
Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:51 PM (VofaG)

Yeah, the top of the tower is not flat. It slopes steeply to the north. one needs to see pics from all angles to understand this.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Comfortably Lame at July 14, 2025 08:53 PM (0aYVJ)

176 I don’t even think a bush plane could land on top of devils tower,
Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:51 PM (VofaG)

I'm pretty sure there have been several deaths from people trying to land on top of it in various ways.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2025 08:53 PM (Ws+88)

177 Been seeing a lot of doctors lately. I’m amazed at the amount of knowledge they have to have about the human body.

I know that a lot of folks are inspired to believe in God by contemplating the Heavens. Point taken. But, as far as I’m concerned, the wonders of the human body (and those of the bodies of all other creatures) are just as wonderful as the Heavens.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 08:54 PM (77rzZ)

178
Sesame Street's Elmo twitter account was "hacked" (no it wasn't) and went on a "kill all jews" tirade.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 14, 2025 08:54 PM (bqCoq)

179 Former NATO commander: Sending Ukraine offensive weapons ‘could move Putin to the negotiating table’

… or the nuclear button

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2025 08:54 PM (GITLP)

180 Naked in the kitchen. A tale fraught with suspense.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 08:55 PM (HFcKg)

181 didn't realize you can see the Crazy Horse "monument" from the main road on the way to Rushmore. I thought CH was more done that it is.
Posted by: BurtTC

I think there is 30 years to go for CH.
Posted by: Capitol Police at July 14, 2025 08:52 PM (dR6yv)

I'm sure I've heard the story before. I'm sure I've seen it from the road before.

Guess that shows how not-that-important it is to me.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2025 08:55 PM (PFg0D)

182 didn't realize you can see the Crazy Horse "monument" from the main road on the way to Rushmore. I thought CH was more done that it is.
Posted by: BurtTC

I think there is 30 years to go for CH.
Posted by: Capitol Police at July 14, 2025 08:52 PM (dR6yv)

I kind of think I won't see Crazy Horse as a finished work, but I like seeing its progress over the years. Even incomplete, it's a strikingly beautiful work of art.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Comfortably Lame at July 14, 2025 08:56 PM (0aYVJ)

183 Balloon Fun: Our Daisy the hyperenergetic Malinois insists (loudly) on a ball-chase session a couple of times a day. Been thinking she might enjoy a balloon; been meaning to get her a ball to volley.

They are such amazing critters!

Posted by: mindful webworker - is the state pronounced Ill-i-nwah? at July 14, 2025 08:56 PM (+kBwA)

184 "Naked in the kitchen. A tale fraught with suspense.
Posted by: Ben Had"

You could wear an apron.

Posted by: fd at July 14, 2025 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

185 Ben Had is naked in the kitchen?

What’s that rule we have here, again?

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 08:57 PM (77rzZ)

186 Helicopter with a drop down basket. This ain't hard.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 08:57 PM (HFcKg)

187 Former NATO commander: Sending Ukraine offensive weapons ‘could move Putin to the negotiating table’

… or the nuclear button
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2025 08:54 PM (GITLP)

Or just keep doing what he's been doing: Killing more Ukes for no damn good reason.

No skin off the Nato butts that Pootin isn't going to budge.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2025 08:59 PM (RkrlD)

188 Helicopter with a drop down basket. This ain't hard.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 08:57 PM (HFcK

I think the event that started the discussion happened in the 30’s .

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:59 PM (VofaG)

189 Helicopter with a drop down basket. This ain't hard.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 08:57 PM (HFcKg)

In the 20s?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2025 08:59 PM (zZu0s)

190 I always wondered how the Navy chose dress whites?
Posted by: Ben Had

To make sure that every dot of grease and grime from the lines and deck machinery end up on your uniform when making a harbor call.

To say nothing of all the slop, beer, barf, dirt, mud, ladyboy drippings, and LBFM goo and blood that you pick up while on liberty.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 14, 2025 08:59 PM (cYBz/)

191 Ah, in that case, jump dude and hope for the best.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 09:01 PM (HFcKg)

192 I kind of think I won't see Crazy Horse as a finished work, but I like seeing its progress over the years. Even incomplete, it's a strikingly beautiful work of art.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Comfortably Lame at July 14, 2025 08:56 PM (0aYVJ)

Looks like an rock excavation site.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2025 09:01 PM (GjxrJ)

193 I love the superstitions! But there’s some creepy, lonely spots back in them.

That cactus up front, the fuzzy looking cholla, is called jumping cactus for good reason. If you get anywhere near one, one of those small cholla balls will break off, and the needles which have inverse barbs will quickly work through your clothes (even blue jeans) and into your skin. Very painful!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 14, 2025 09:02 PM (YQdCi)

194 "Naked in the kitchen. A tale fraught with suspense.
Posted by: Ben Had"

You could wear an apron.
Posted by: fd at July 14, 2025 08:56 PM

Especially if you're cooking bacon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 14, 2025 09:02 PM (Wnv9h)

195 They could have air dropped him some food and water I suppose.

I don’t even think a bush plane could land on top of devils tower,
Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 08:51 PM (VofaG)

I believe there was a technique to put a weight on the end of long rope, and spool it out from a circling airplane. If they got the details right, they could get the weight nearly motionless in one place.

But given that it was 1930, there were a few dirigibles in service at that time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2025 09:02 PM (E50Nb)

196
How long before he changes the name of Rushmore to Mt. Trump.
Posted by: BurtTC

============

Oh, I don't know that he has to do that. For his own likeness, he could commission another mountain nearby that's bigger, more beautiful, and more powerful than Mr. Rushmore, which frankly includes at least one loser who didn't turn his head in time!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2025 09:02 PM (xp7+v)

197 "How do we know this is really fd? You just look for the mustard stains on his chest
Posted by: Ben Had"

Naw. I lick them off.
Posted by: fd at July 14, 2025 08:30 PM

Call one or all of us! We love to team!

Posted by: Lena D., Trigglypuff, Stacey, and The View panelists at July 14, 2025 09:02 PM (0sNs1)

198 Luca Brazzi just got garrotes. Godfather is on . Brutal scene

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2025 09:02 PM (wD1xW)

199 I’ll never forget the time that I spilled coffee all over my working whites.

Thank God I was at a civilian training site at the time.

Posted by: Bulg at July 14, 2025 09:03 PM (77rzZ)

200 Putin was supposed to slow down or stop any major offensive moves after his talk with Trump and why Trump had no problem continuing suspending any additional weapon supplies to Ukraine.

Dumbass Putin not only started offensive action again but the biggest of the war. I hate it but It left Trump with no choice or become Putin’s bitch.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 09:03 PM (VofaG)

201 Luca Brazzi just got garrotes. Godfather is on . Brutal scene
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2025 09:02 PM (wD1xW)

I can picture his eyes about to pop out.

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 09:04 PM (VofaG)

202 Luca Brazzi just got garrotes. Godfather is on . Brutal scene
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2025 09:02 PM (wD1xW)

Was he adding garrotes to the chili?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Comfortably Lame at July 14, 2025 09:04 PM (0aYVJ)

203 Helicopter with a drop down basket. This ain't hard.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 08:57 PM (HFcK)

You say that, but....

https://tinyurl.com/4ac2rd4a

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2025 09:05 PM (Rn6Z4)

204 Hey San Franpsycho!

Have you heard from SFGoth lately? I miss him. Tell him I said hello and wonder about his amazing kitties.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2025 09:05 PM (Bzc25)

205 *sigh*

My cat Hexie has discovered the joy of rolls of toilet paper.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 14, 2025 09:06 PM (IBQGV)

206
Have you heard from SFGoth lately? I miss him. Tell him I said hello and wonder about his amazing kitties.
Posted by: nurse ratched

=============

San Franpsycho, ditto. Goth once suggested a few of us get together for Hunan (maybe Henan, not sure) and I'm down for it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2025 09:06 PM (xp7+v)

207 nurse, he is here but changed his nic to dark litigator.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 09:06 PM (HFcKg)

208 Oh, I don't know that he has to do that. For his own likeness, he could commission another mountain nearby that's bigger, more beautiful, and more powerful than Mr. Rushmore, which frankly includes at least one loser who didn't turn his head in time!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2025 09:02 PM (xp7+v)

That's the funny thing, all the hills around there look like they wouldn't need much work to have a face carved into it.

I just want to see the heads explode, when he commissions his likeness, and renames the thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2025 09:08 PM (GjxrJ)

209 I always wondered how the Navy chose dress whites?
Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 08:50 PM

Women seemed to love an officer in dress whites.

Plus, the shoes don't have to be spit shined!

A trick the PO2s and 3s played on new seamen in dress whites was to flick cigarette ash on their pants just as the formation was being called. Being newbs, they would try to brush it off, leaving a nasty streak, rather than blowing it off.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2025 09:08 PM (0sNs1)

210 Back in college I once spilled a bit of mustard on my outfit at a toga party.

Posted by: Senator Blutarsky at July 14, 2025 09:08 PM (wVcYX)

211 Why did the spinning grandma happen?

Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2025 09:09 PM (RBD82)

212 With the title, I was hoping for more Melania pics...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 14, 2025 09:09 PM (xcxpd)

213 Maybe the Crazy Horse monument has a ways to go, but the original design for Mount Rushmore included almost complete torsos. They stopped work on it in 1941, with just the heads done.

Posted by: MartynWW at July 14, 2025 09:11 PM (vXpHP)

214 Putin was supposed to slow down or stop any major offensive moves after his talk with Trump and why Trump had no problem continuing suspending any additional weapon supplies to Ukraine.

Dumbass Putin not only started offensive action again but the biggest of the war. I hate it but It left Trump with no choice or become Putin’s bitch.
Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 09:03 PM (VofaG)

Yeah, that's the narrative.

The thing is, Putin... AND EVERYONE ELSE IN HIS GOVERNMENT has said multiple times they're not going to have a cease fire. They want a negotiated end. Period.

Idiots in DC and Brussels keep saying "But maybe we could get a cease fire if we do this!"

So the Rooskies got tired of the nonsense, and went back to killing Ukes.

Doesn't make the Rooskies the good guys, but it sure doesn't make anyone in the West good guys either. This could have been stopped 3 years ago. With fewer deaths and less territory that will have to be given up.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2025 09:11 PM (TV54s)

215
I just want to see the heads explode, when he commissions his likeness, and renames the thing.
Posted by: BurtTC

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Haha, the announcement alone would kick off the first round of exploding heads.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 14, 2025 09:12 PM (xp7+v)

216 I used to constantly spill , drop , etc food on my tie at work . It became a joke and my co workers gave me a gift of a bib at our Christmas party.
Posted by: polynikes
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The genesis of the modern tie was the wool ascot, with the object being that the gravy would hit the (comparatively) easier to launder ascot, thereby saving the white linen shirt.
Which leads us to the curious reversal of roles in the present. The tie is practically impossible to clean when the gravy lands, but the white shirt gets tossed in the machine with nary a thought.

Posted by: buddhaha at July 14, 2025 09:13 PM (n3kHr)

217 Why did the spinning grandma happen?
Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2025 09:09 PM (RBD82)

Laws of physics, I think.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2025 09:13 PM (2v2r4)

218 I googled it. I guess the rescue guys didn't do something

Posted by: Accomack at July 14, 2025 09:15 PM (RBD82)

219 >>Doesn't make the Rooskies the good guys, but it sure doesn't make anyone in the West good guys either. This could have been stopped 3 years ago. With fewer deaths and less territory that will have to be given up.

Didn't have to start.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2025 09:16 PM (viF8m)

220 Garrotted not garrotes.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 14, 2025 09:18 PM (wD1xW)

221 Didn't have to start.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2025 09:16 PM (viF8m)

That's what I say about my second marriage, but once it DID start.....

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2025 09:18 PM (4MR3n)

222 Maybe the Crazy Horse monument has a ways to go, but the original design for Mount Rushmore included almost complete torsos. They stopped work on it in 1941, with just the heads done.

Posted by: MartynWW

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If I remember correctly, the info plaques out there mention something about the mountain not being solid enough

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 14, 2025 09:20 PM (8AONa)

223 Superstition Mountain looks like it needs to be prospected. Bring a geiger counter.

I've been to Devil's Tower. It's way bigger than the photos make it look. Some kind of geological illusion.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at July 14, 2025 09:23 PM (TwZXH)

224 Some believe' the devils tower is an intrusion? What other thing is believed??
Posted by: Oldcat

My favorite one that I first heard last week is that it's the stump of a giant petrified tree and that there are stone roots 6 miles around and 4 miles below it

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 14, 2025 09:23 PM (/ephy)

225 Posted by: buddhaha at July 14, 2025 09:13 PM (n3kHr)

I’m a sucker for cliff Clavin trivia. Thanks .

Posted by: polynikes at July 14, 2025 09:23 PM (VofaG)

226 There's a talus pile at the bottom of the Tower. The chunks are as big as boxcars. Watch for falling doublewides.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at July 14, 2025 09:24 PM (TwZXH)

227 Yes, The Devil's Tower.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 14, 2025 09:25 PM (i0F8b)

228 207 nurse, he is here but changed his nic to dark litigator.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 14, 2025 09:06 PM (HFcKg)

I thought that was who that was.

Posted by: Reforger at July 14, 2025 09:26 PM (lPvx2)

229 Haha, the announcement alone would kick off the first round of exploding heads.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Right?!? Trump Is a MASTER TROLLER. I’m certain he could really play it up.

And heads would most certainly explode.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2025 09:27 PM (TQKnz)

230 Eve Arden's feet weren't as big as I always assumed they were. I regret the error.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at July 14, 2025 09:30 PM (TwZXH)

231 Stayed at the KoA at Devils Tower for one night. They play Close Encounters on a loop all night long, which the kids loved. However, a very large group of middle easterners came to the campground in the evening and crapped all over all the bathrooms--literally--both male and female. The next morning, a climber fell to his death, and we also discovered the license plate on our camper was stolen. Standing in line to check out, the guy in front of me took a ricochet bullet in the arm.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 14, 2025 09:30 PM (3ImbR)

232 Wait I thought everyone who was being accused of being someone else, was being accused of being scogg?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2025 09:32 PM (zZu0s)

233 Posted by: IrishEi at July 14, 2025 09:30 PM (3ImbR)

Yikes. Fortunately, our experience was far more pleasant. This was early June. And also the only night that we did not end up in a motel because of heavy rain. The Black Hills can be very interesting, weatherwise.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Comfortably Lame at July 14, 2025 09:35 PM (0aYVJ)

234 232 That's the kind of comment Scogg would post.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at July 14, 2025 09:35 PM (TwZXH)

235 the original design for Mount Rushmore included almost complete torsos. They stopped work on it in 1941, with just the heads done.
Posted by: MartynWW at July 14, 2025 09:11 PM (vXpHP)

There's still time to craft a fabulous boa on Adams, and a leather corset for Roosevelt, then.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2025 09:35 PM (gKWVE)

236 Don Martin of Mad Magazine did a really good view of the back side of Mount Rushmore.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Comfortably Lame at July 14, 2025 09:37 PM (0aYVJ)

237 This weekend is going to be a hoot!

Range on Saturday!
NHRA PNW Nationals on Sunday
Mariners game Monday night!

I’ll need a vacation after all this.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2025 09:38 PM (mT+6a)

238 AND, it’s the Alki Beach Art Fair!

Crazy summer getting nuttier.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2025 09:39 PM (mT+6a)

239 Having mashed potatoes with dinner tonight.

(piling them up and shaping them with a fork)

This means something.

Posted by: mindful webworker - five-note UFO theme at July 14, 2025 09:40 PM (+kBwA)

240 I have to rewatch Close Encounters. For years I've been saying the movie showed a flat area behind the monument, where they set up for the... eh, encounter, but that area doesn't exist!

Well... it does, sort of. It's not right up to the Tower, but it's a flat valley laid out not that far away.

Spielberg took liberties, I guess, but now I have to rewatch the movie to see how much they changed.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2025 09:40 PM (iU+ep)

241 234 232 That's the kind of comment Scogg would post.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at July 14, 2025 09:35 PM (TwZXH)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 14, 2025 09:40 PM (zZu0s)

242 232 Wait I thought everyone who was being accused of being someone else, was being accused of being scogg?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Heh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2025 09:41 PM (mT+6a)

243 Mariners / Astros. Should indeed be exciting. Astros been falling off lately, but they'll have a week to recover (injuries, I hear).
On the lighter side, the Rockies are at .229. That's the worst since 1899.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2025 09:41 PM (gKWVE)

244 Yikes. Fortunately, our experience was far more pleasant.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Comfortably Lame at July 14, 2025 09:35 PM (0aYVJ)
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Actually, we enjoyed the stay, and for a KoA, it was pretty nice. The worst part was the bathrooms, but thankfully we had a portable john in the camper. Not the best, but better than what the campground was offering.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 14, 2025 09:42 PM (3ImbR)

245 My weekend will be vehicle stuff. Oil changes, new windshields, car washes.

Yay, summer.

99 degrees at 2200 feet feels different than at 5000 feet.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Comfortably Lame at July 14, 2025 09:43 PM (0aYVJ)

246 22/95 is .2316, my mistake.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2025 09:43 PM (gKWVE)

247 Used to enjoy Gold Canyon golf course out near the Superstitions. Course was a golf ball eater, but fun.

Posted by: scampydog at July 14, 2025 09:44 PM (41CYW)

248 >>Spielberg took liberties, I guess, but now I have to rewatch the movie to see how much they changed.

This might come as a shock but sharks don't hunt people.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2025 09:44 PM (viF8m)

249 Actually, we enjoyed the stay, and for a KoA, it was pretty nice. The worst part was the bathrooms, but thankfully we had a portable john in the camper. Not the best, but better than what the campground was offering.
Posted by: IrishEi at July

I would have loved to walk up to those folks and gently said, “we don’t do that here. It’s not ok for you to shit all over everyrhing. We clean up after ourselves. We shit in toilets and then wipe out asses with paper and then wash our hands. And pick up something someone else dropped to leave the space cleaner than how we found it.”

And then shoot them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2025 09:45 PM (mT+6a)

250 Having mashed potatoes with dinner tonight.

(piling them up and shaping them with a fork)

This means something.
Posted by: mindful webworker - five-note UFO theme at July 14, 2025 09:40 PM (+kBwA)
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Sad Teri Garr is sad.

Had a huge crush on her as a teenager.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Comfortably Lame at July 14, 2025 09:46 PM (0aYVJ)

251 Neither Adams (father nor son) is on Mt. Rushmore.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2025 09:49 PM (NWqJf)

252 Speaking of Mt Rushmore National (this is important) MEMORIAL.
You don't hate the government enough. The Natioal Park Service (tax supported)- the jerks that put up barriers around DC statuary during Obama's shutdown- does not honor ANY of the park passes there. To quote:
"Mount Rushmore National Memorial does not charge an entrance fee. HOWEVER, a parking fee is required to park in the concession-operated parking facility".
The "parking facility was built by the government on government land and the major service provided by the cocessionaire is collecting the parking fee.
You know the Park Service (first thing, kill all the) lawyers figured this one out: "If we call it a Monument, we have honor the passes. Call it a Memorial and make it free, but charge the little people parking. What, WE can't charge for parking? OK, lease the parking lot to a concession who collects the money, then we get it from them.** evil laughter all around**"

Posted by: buddhaha at July 14, 2025 09:51 PM (n3kHr)

253 jefferson, washington, roosevelt, and lincoln. right.
shows how much i know. (i've not been there.)

Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2025 09:52 PM (gKWVE)

254 Teri Garr is no more.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2025 09:52 PM (NWqJf)

255 Add the Home Run Derby to the growing list of things that were better when I was a kid.

Posted by: Wally at July 14, 2025 09:53 PM (5e+Oj)

256 251 Neither Adams (father nor son) is on Mt. Rushmore.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2025 09:49 PM (NWqJf)

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I'd vote for Gomez.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 14, 2025 09:53 PM (hY4dx)

257 Targets identified.

TRUMP: “I guarantee Biden knew NOTHING about the pardons signed by the autopen.”
“The autopen is maybe one of the biggest scandals that we've had in 50-100 years.”
The “pardons” are NULL AND VOID!
Buckle up, Schiff, Fauci, and Cheney.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, A Walmart 6 at July 14, 2025 09:53 PM (L/fGl)

258 Did Biden at least pardon Corn Pop?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 14, 2025 09:54 PM (gKWVE)

259 258 Did Biden at least pardon Corn Pop?
Posted by: gKWVE
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Heh. I love this place.

Posted by: scampydog at July 14, 2025 09:55 PM (41CYW)

260 This might come as a shock but sharks don't hunt people.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2025 09:44 PM (viF8m)

Next you'll tell me the government brings walkie talkies when trying to stop aliens from going home.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2025 09:55 PM (LTnl5)

261 And then shoot them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2025 09:45 PM (mT+6a)
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Hah! The best solution.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 14, 2025 09:55 PM (3ImbR)

262 Why do they always look like that?

https://is.gd/CBIDOS

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, A Walmart 6 at July 14, 2025 09:55 PM (L/fGl)

263 I would have loved to walk up to those folks and gently said, “we don’t do that here. It’s not ok for you to shit all over everyrhing. We clean up after ourselves. We shit in toilets and then wipe out asses with paper and then wash our hands. And pick up something someone else dropped to leave the space cleaner than how we found it.”

And then shoot them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 14, 2025 09:45 PM (mT+6a)

Sad this needs be said. But it needs to be said.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 14, 2025 09:56 PM (dR6yv)

264 I bet Corn Pop, like the Client List, doesn’t exist!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2025 09:56 PM (NWqJf)

265 Sad Teri Garr is sad.

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What knockers!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, A Walmart 6 at July 14, 2025 09:57 PM (L/fGl)

266 >>Sad this needs be said. But it needs to be said.

Trolls are everywhere. Sad they ever need to be dealt with.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 14, 2025 09:57 PM (viF8m)

267 Neither Adams (father nor son) is on Mt. Rushmore.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 14, 2025 09:49 PM (NWqJf)

It seems that I'm obnoxious and disliked.

Posted by: John Adams at July 14, 2025 10:00 PM (wVcYX)

268 Tell you all a secret: if you click this link
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=415621
you will find an all-NOOD ONT.

Posted by: mindful webworker - all fully nood at July 14, 2025 10:02 PM (+kBwA)

269 Posted by: buddhaha at July 14, 2025 09:13 PM (n3kHr)
I’m a sucker for cliff Clavin trivia. Thanks .
Posted by: polynikes
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My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Just holdin up my end of the conversation

Posted by: buddhaha at July 14, 2025 10:06 PM (n3kHr)

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