Mid-Morning Art Thread

Girl With A White Dog
Lucian Michael Freud

Yes, yes, I know.

Freud was a tremendous 20th century painter, and if you take a moment and think about how few real artists there were and are in our age, perhaps you will see him in a different light. It is easy to categorize him as a modern artist, and of course that fatally tars him with the brush of upside-down toilets presented as art, or splashes of paint considered masterpieces. But he had skill and talent. Whether you like the work is a personal decision, and his view of humanity is certainly suspect (he was a prick in real life), but the man could paint!

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Oneth Paltrow

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 16, 2025 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

2 1

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2025 09:30 AM (+qU29)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 16, 2025 09:30 AM (GYt5+)

4 Boobage!

Posted by: Guys everywhere at July 16, 2025 09:31 AM (XQo4F)

5 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 09:31 AM (gdBb2)

6 Kind of an old "girl" .

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2025 09:31 AM (VE6XX)

7 Still healing from the radical mastectomy.

Too soon?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 16, 2025 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

8 Dog is the first thing I noticed too

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2025 09:31 AM (+qU29)

9 Yeah, it's very skillfully drawn, and the use of color is good. It just seems designed to be unappealing.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 16, 2025 09:31 AM (6eOSv)

10 Lucian Michael Freud

Sigmund's brother?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 09:32 AM (gdBb2)

11 Freud, of course, painted The Horde's most memorable and referenced painting.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2025 09:32 AM (yuVjX)

12 Kind of an old "girl" .
Posted by: It's me donna

Looks like Susan Sarandon.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 09:33 AM (gdBb2)

13 Sigmund's brother?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 09:32 AM (gdBb2)

Grandson.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 16, 2025 09:33 AM (L5An7)

14 Freud was a tremendous 20th century painter....

I've never heard of him.

Posted by: dantesed at July 16, 2025 09:33 AM (Oy/m2)

15 Sigmund's brother?
Posted by: rickb223

She's wearing a Freudian slip.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 16, 2025 09:33 AM (w9Wax)

16 Puppies!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2025 09:33 AM (wVcYX)

17 dogs love peanut butter.

Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2025 09:33 AM (GAyiy)

18 OnlyFans. The early years.

Posted by: Times were hard at July 16, 2025 09:33 AM (XQo4F)

19 Disturbing.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 16, 2025 09:34 AM (ImXfC)

20 Don't look at my left breast, pervert. -- Girl With A White Dog

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2025 09:34 AM (ExV1e)

21 she should put her tit away

Posted by: Otto Pen at July 16, 2025 09:34 AM (sJHOI)

22 Artistry... maybe.

Hangable...nope.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 16, 2025 09:34 AM (PMtkd)

23 The look on her face looks like she just did something kinky with the dog. Would hang
Thx CBD though

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2025 09:34 AM (volu5)

24 "Whether you like the work is a personal decision, and his view of humanity is certainly suspect (he was a prick in real life),"

So, not unlike his grandfather.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2025 09:34 AM (9EwTD)

25 Sometimes a boob is just a boob

Posted by: The other Freud at July 16, 2025 09:34 AM (uHB5x)

26 Well, the dog is nice.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2025 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

27 Whut the actual donkey fukkin fuck?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2025 09:35 AM (pohLc)

28 Doggo's like "she's hammered and letting it all hang out again."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 16, 2025 09:35 AM (dPfyF)

29 You know who else was a painter AND a prick in real life?

Posted by: Corporal Punishment at July 16, 2025 09:35 AM (G5+As)

30 I think we've seen this one before.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2025 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

31 Woman looks distressingly familiar... like a politician. Yeesh.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2025 09:35 AM (Q4IgG)

32 Dogs and boobs: it's like he painted this specifically for AOSHQ.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2025 09:36 AM (Riz8t)

33 Wait until she meets up with A Boy and His Dog.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2025 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

34 Dog, check
Boob, double check

Art!

Well done, Freud. But, since it appears to be very personal to the artist and (with washed out colors plus plaintive looking subject) not generally attractive, would not hang.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2025 09:36 AM (S5Bqd)

35 While you're alone. And wash your hands afterwards.

Posted by: Always good advice at July 16, 2025 09:36 AM (XQo4F)

36 You know who else was a painter AND a prick in real life?

Hunter Biden?

Posted by: Halfhand at July 16, 2025 09:36 AM (uHB5x)

37 Did this chick nurse a dog?

Posted by: pudinhead at July 16, 2025 09:37 AM (W3T6M)

38 I wonder why she's cupping and covering one breast and not the other.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2025 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

39 The fact that her middle finger is longer than her index and ring fingers indicates a probability of a healthy interest is certain physical activities.

Posted by: Spock, son of Surek at July 16, 2025 09:37 AM (yuVjX)

40 Yes; He was a fine painter and draughtsman. In all of the paintings of his which I have seen , the people are unattractive or look sad or both.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2025 09:37 AM (2GCMq)

41 One boob, and a dog. Half assed art?

Posted by: From about That Time at July 16, 2025 09:37 AM (n4GiU)

42 Inspiration for Lobo's big hit, "Me and You and a Dog and a Boob"

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2025 09:38 AM (wVcYX)

43 Yeah, but can the dog play poker?

Posted by: Fans of velvet Elvis at July 16, 2025 09:38 AM (XQo4F)

44 She looks like a character actress from TV in the '60s or '70s. Can't think who.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2025 09:38 AM (omVj0)

45 She looks tired.

*cues Lilly von Schtupp song*

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 16, 2025 09:38 AM (g8Ew8)

46 Oh, FFS.

I picked the wrong week to say you didn't deserve such derision for the (rare) ottoman painting when JJ inflicts a photoshop of some person's head on Rosie O'Donell in bondage gear constantly. And then you post the toilet, cigar, and walnuts. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2025 09:38 AM (GbwPZ)

47 What this painting needs is a red rectangle!

Posted by: Mark Rothko at July 16, 2025 09:38 AM (S5Bqd)

48 Woman looks like the "artist" is holding a gun on her while hollering in a manic voice "SHOW ME YOUR TIT!"

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2025 09:38 AM (pohLc)

49 Grandson.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Wow. Cool.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 09:38 AM (gdBb2)

50 Translation: I'll give you a tit, but it comes with a heaping helping of bleak misery.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2025 09:39 AM (GbwPZ)

51 White. Bull terrier?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 16, 2025 09:39 AM (XvL8K)

52 The tit is calm. Repeat. The tit is calm.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 09:39 AM (gdBb2)

53 Whut the actual donkey fukkin fuck?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2025 09:35 AM

I can't tell you how many times I've asked that question.

Posted by: Moroccan Donkey at July 16, 2025 09:39 AM (yuVjX)

54 She should have that mole checked.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2025 09:40 AM (Q4IgG)

55 2 dogs and a boob.

Posted by: SkylerKet at July 16, 2025 09:40 AM (SXIn9)

56 She seems to have silver dollar niplage.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 16, 2025 09:40 AM (W3T6M)

57 she's covering up all the dew claw scratches.

Posted by: cmeat at July 16, 2025 09:40 AM (GAyiy)

58 But why?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 16, 2025 09:40 AM (XCUp7)

59 France sent her to negotiate a trade deal, and she heard the President likes dogs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2025 09:41 AM (S5Bqd)

60 At least it ain't ottoman dude.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at July 16, 2025 09:41 AM (HNx0y)

61 >>But why?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

That combo is too funny!

If a bear with asym balls is confused, well. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2025 09:42 AM (GbwPZ)

62 Maybe it's my IPad, but she has a green tint to her face.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2025 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

63 Tittieses!

Posted by: Gollum at July 16, 2025 09:43 AM (i0F8b)

64 It looks pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp!

You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!

Posted by: Jeremy Grey at July 16, 2025 09:43 AM (lX1hk)

65 But why?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Do you want the Horde answer or the Freud Family Business answer?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 09:43 AM (gdBb2)

66 Madge boob.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2025 09:43 AM (fV+MH)

67 Likely progressive with her human ice box and a MAGA family member or two who simply don't care anymore.

Retitle to "Bring back asylums."

Hanging? Oh, no. Never.

No more T&A Tuesdays as Wednesday now takes the cake.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 16, 2025 09:43 AM (NFX2v)

68 I think we've seen this one before.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2025 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

We have, but I saw the original last week, and the colors were radically different (and better) than the versions on the internet.

I used the version from the museum....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 16, 2025 09:43 AM (L5An7)

69 Nice dog. Definitely art.

But "girl?" No. She looks like Lisa Murkowski.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2025 09:43 AM (77rzZ)

70 Freakishly long fingers and a big toe that Karl Malden's nose would be jealous of.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 16, 2025 09:44 AM (Y1sOo)

71 Madge boob.
Posted by: eleven

You're soaking in it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 09:44 AM (gdBb2)

72 Girl With A White Dog

I guess girl with white boob would have been too on the nose.

Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 09:45 AM (jc0TO)

73 Skillful, perhaps. But still ugly.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 16, 2025 09:45 AM (od0dV)

74 Girl With A White Dog

Assumes gender. Reeee.

Posted by: No longer enthused with the indoctrination at July 16, 2025 09:46 AM (Dv3i1)

75 I feel like when the art guy finished this waste of paint and showed it to the model, she slapped the shit outta him, and richly deserved.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2025 09:46 AM (pohLc)

76 Let no man over 29 throw stones at other people's toes.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2025 09:46 AM (fV+MH)

77 Yes, Freud had talent. Look at a closeup of the dog, the girl's hair, even the mattress cover. But what he chose to paint is the problem. Where is the beauty or even an intrigue? What could have been an attractive portrait of his first wife relaxing is spoiled by her expression of discomfort. It's easy to imagine him saying: "OK, babe, whip out a tit and don't look happy. Wouldn't want the viewers to enjoy looking at the painting."

Posted by: JTB at July 16, 2025 09:47 AM (yTvNw)

78 I don’t like any Freud works and don’t like anything about his philosophy about art.

But I agree that art is a personal decision and don’t hold it against anyone for having a different opinion about it than me.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2025 09:47 AM (VofaG)

79 The fact that her middle finger is longer than her index and ring fingers indicates a probability of a healthy interest is certain physical activities.
Posted by: Spock, son of Surek at July 16, 2025 09:37 AM

*appropriately spock eyebrow*

Isn't that normal?

Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 09:47 AM (jc0TO)

80 The boob was angry that day, my friends...

Posted by: George Costanza at July 16, 2025 09:49 AM (XQo4F)

81 Where is the dog.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2025 09:49 AM (Qr870)

82 Freud, of course, painted The Horde's most memorable and referenced painting.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2025 09:32 AM

Elvis on black velvet?

Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 09:50 AM (jc0TO)

83 Bewb and dog, therefore art.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 16, 2025 09:50 AM (ufFY8)

84 I guess girl with white boob would have been too on the nose.
Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 09:45 AM (jc0TO)

You wish.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2025 09:50 AM (Qr870)

85 Dog, check
Boob, double check

Posted by: Huck Follywood

Akshually, that would be just a single check.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 16, 2025 09:50 AM (advWG)

86 We have, but I saw the original last week, and the colors were radically different (and better) than the versions on the internet.

I used the version from the museum....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 16, 2025 09:43 AM (L5An7)
*****
Nothing better than seeing paintings in person.
Pictures never do them justice.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2025 09:50 AM (NpAcC)

87 Nekkid guy on an Ottoman sums up Freud for me.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2025 09:51 AM (VofaG)

88 Freud, of course, painted The Horde's most memorable and referenced painting.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2025 09:32 AM

Whistler, masturbating to thoughts of his mother?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2025 09:51 AM (ExV1e)

89 >>Freud, of course, painted The Horde's most memorable and referenced painting.

Dogs Playing Poker?

I always wondered who painted that masterpiece.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2025 09:51 AM (viF8m)

90 What this painting needs is a red rectangle!
Posted by: Mark Rothko

Over her no-no ~~square~~ cone?

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 16, 2025 09:52 AM (advWG)

91 AI, in part -
"Girl with a White Dog" is a painting by Lucian Freud, completed between 1951 and 1952. It depicts his then-wife, Kitty Garman, and one of their two bull terrier dogs. The painting is notable for its intimate portrayal of the subject, the use of muted colors, and Freud's exploration of texture and form.

Subject: The painting features Kitty Garman, Freud's first wife, in a seated position, partially draped in a yellow robe. A white bull terrier rests at her side, its head in her lap.

It is believed that Kitty (his first wife) was pregnant at the time this painting was created.

Oh, that's even worse! 😲 😬

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 16, 2025 09:52 AM (NFX2v)

92 Artist is testing the limits of the theory that seeing boobs makes men happy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 16, 2025 09:52 AM (Dv3i1)

93 The dog is very well done but contrasts with the rest of the painting. Like someone different painted it.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2025 09:53 AM (VofaG)

94 You know who else was a painter AND a prick in real life?

Pablo Picasso?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 16, 2025 09:53 AM (Dg2sF)

95 Susan Sarandon, hoping the refrigerator repair guy might stick around for awhile.

(He won't.)

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 16, 2025 09:54 AM (KbCG3)

96 It's real and it's spectacular.

Posted by: Oblique Seinfeld reference at July 16, 2025 09:54 AM (XQo4F)

97 So it has a dog, a boob, and a Kitty?

And a big big toe.

Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2025 09:54 AM (fV+MH)

98 The wrinkles above the right armpit along with the ones below the eyes and beside the nose just above the mouth, and the slight boob droopage... Lucian Freud knew how to capture the onset of aging quite accurately.

I probably wouldn't hang this one, but I can appreciate the attention to detail. It's well done.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 16, 2025 09:54 AM (O7YUW)

99 believed that Kitty (his first wife) was pregnant at the time

"Lumberg f***d her" - Drew from Office Space

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 16, 2025 09:55 AM (ufFY8)

100 This painting will make Hadrian7th happy !

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2025 09:55 AM (g47mK)

101 >>>Artist is testing the limits of the theory that seeing boobs makes men happy.

If you squint, her swollen instep looks like a mini boob.

You're welcome.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 16, 2025 09:55 AM (Y1sOo)

102 Way to draw a nekkid picture I don't want to see Mr Freud. Why don't you go back to psychoanalyzing bored hausfraus instead?

Posted by: 18-1 (who knows its a different Freud) at July 16, 2025 09:55 AM (t0Rmr)

103 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Hillary! at July 16, 2025 09:55 AM (JCZqz)

104 I can see how this painting could end Freud's marriage.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2025 09:55 AM (pohLc)

105 And a big big toe.
Posted by: eleven at July 16, 2025 09:54 AM (fV+MH)

I don't see Sgt. Hulka anywhere, Francis.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2025 09:55 AM (ExV1e)

106

And your occupation?

'I am a barfly, your honor.'

Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 09:56 AM (jc0TO)

107 Freud, of course, painted The Horde's most memorable and referenced painting.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2025 09:32 AM

Elvis on black velvet?
Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 09:50 AM (jc0TO)

I'm glad someone recognizes the classics.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 16, 2025 09:56 AM (g8Ew8)

108 Kind of ew bewb this time. She looks sad, or bored, maybe both.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 16, 2025 09:56 AM (oNVea)

109 Kind of ew bewb this time. She looks sad, or bored, maybe both.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 16, 2025 09:56 AM (oNVea)

Freud was a homo so probably both.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2025 09:56 AM (VofaG)

110 Freud, of course, painted The Horde's most memorable and referenced painting.

Trump riding a tank with a mini-gun and an eagle?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2025 09:56 AM (t0Rmr)

111 Terrible on painting human features - so amateur. Not to mention the amateurish painting of the breast.

The painting would be better if he cut it at her waist and painted the dog on a lap on a couch...b/c he can do a decent foot and clothes.

But he couldn't help himself, so it's trash...again. Call the garbage truck.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 16, 2025 09:57 AM (tOcjL)

112 Not enough damn ugliness in the world. Some assholes have to use paint to make more.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2025 09:57 AM (pohLc)

113 OT, if I may, but a very solid inflation report came out this morning. Congrats, White House, go ahead and do your victory dance.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2025 09:58 AM (pQPjX)

114 On a lighter note,

A 19-year-old California man was killed when he fell into a meat grinder at a Vernon food processing facility Sunday night.

The man, whose name has not been released, was a member of the sanitation crew at local business Tina’s Burritos, according to Lt. Martinez with the Vernon Police Department.

At about 9:30 p.m., he fell into a meat grinder in what’s being described as an industrial accident.

https://tinyurl.com/2s5pa88s

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 09:58 AM (gdBb2)

115 "Whoops! Seems I've suffered a wardrobe malfunction! How embarrassing. Would you mind coming over here to help me for a quick second?"

Posted by: Girl with a white dog to the repair man at July 16, 2025 09:58 AM (JCZqz)

116 I hope we get to see his second wife topless tomorrow!

Posted by: Boob Fan at July 16, 2025 09:58 AM (G5+As)

117 70 Freakishly long fingers and a big toe that Karl Malden's nose would be jealous of.
--------------
If your pinky finger is as long as your fourth finger its supposed to mean High IQ.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 16, 2025 09:59 AM (W3T6M)

118
The man, whose name has not been released, was a member of the sanitation crew at local business Tina’s Burritos, according to Lt. Martinez with the Vernon Police Department.

Hey score this Tina's burrito actually has more then a teaspoon of meat in it

Posted by: Some Burrito eater that doesn't read the news at July 16, 2025 09:59 AM (t0Rmr)

119 No tan lines. No sun, or nude sun bathing? Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 16, 2025 09:59 AM (JCZqz)

120 A 19-year-old California man was killed when he fell into a meat grinder at a Vernon food processing facility Sunday night.

Yikes. I hope it was head first then.

Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 09:59 AM (jc0TO)

121 "Whoops! Seems I've suffered a wardrobe malfunction! How embarrassing. Would you mind coming over here to help me for a quick second?"
Posted by: Girl with a white dog to the repair man

Dear Penthouse Letters,

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 09:59 AM (gdBb2)

122 No tan lines. No sun, or nude sun bathing? Hubba hubba.

TBH pale is fine - this painting is just an ugly take on the general topic.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 16, 2025 10:00 AM (t0Rmr)

123 If Lucien Freud was gay ( He might have had male lover) he certainly had a lot of women lovers since he had at least 14 illegitimate children and probably more.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2025 10:00 AM (2GCMq)

124 My butcher backed into his meat grinder. He got a little behind in his work.

Posted by: Rimshot at July 16, 2025 10:01 AM (XQo4F)

125 If Lucien Freud was gay ( He might have had male lover) he certainly had a lot of women lovers since he had at least 14 illegitimate children and probably more.

In the dark it all feels the same. Well, at least with some lube.

Posted by: Lucien Freud at July 16, 2025 10:01 AM (t0Rmr)

126 Forearm under the breast propping it up is a classic move in, uh, respectable mainstream motion pictures. Yeah, that’s it.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 16, 2025 10:01 AM (advWG)

127 Also, the snake-like robe cord with the bulbous head draped between her legs? Not so subtle PENIS reference! I'm onto you, Freud!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 16, 2025 10:01 AM (JCZqz)

128 Also, the snake-like robe cord with the bulbous head draped between her legs? Not so subtle PENIS reference! I'm onto you, Freud!!!

Anyone else feeling, uh, hot?

Posted by: David French at July 16, 2025 10:02 AM (t0Rmr)

129 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Her's is not the face of a woman with a dog on her lap. Kinda off. But that said, bewb. What's that song by Three dog Night??? One is the loneliest number...
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2025 10:02 AM (W/lyH)

130 That's an American Pitbull, yes?

Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 10:02 AM (jc0TO)

131 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 16, 2025 10:02 AM (XQo4F)

132 Alternate "Gratuitous boob and a doggy" Seriously, if you are gonna paint a boob, might as well do em both.

This one is a stinker. Put it back in storage, never to be seen again.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 16, 2025 10:02 AM (89Sog)

133 Want a great 20/21st century American artist? Check out Scott Prior. Boston Museum of Fine Arts features a painting of his wife Nannette Vonnegut (yes, the writer's daughter) and their golden retriever.

All his works are a gem. True Americana.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 16, 2025 10:02 AM (wBaIH)

134 A 19-year-old California man was killed when he fell into a meat grinder at a Vernon food processing facility Sunday night.

Yikes. I hope it was head first then.
Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 09:59 AM (jc0TO)

Memo to self: don’t buy any head cheese for a while.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 16, 2025 10:02 AM (advWG)

135 That's not a girl. That's a 31 year old woman who didn't get texted by Chad since they met Saturday night.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2025 10:02 AM (yYROg)

136 And as a contrast to Freud here's a painting by John Singer Sargeant. While all his subjects are not gorgeous ( understandably ) they are more aesthetically pleasing :

https://tinyurl.com/3twjv22a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2025 10:02 AM (2GCMq)

137 Also, the snake-like robe cord with the bulbous head draped between her legs? Not so subtle PENIS reference! I'm onto you, Freud!!!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 16, 2025 10:01 AM (JCZqz)

Her legs are crossed so the cord is draped over her left leg. He got you to demonstrate your dirty mind.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2025 10:03 AM (ExV1e)

138 That's a really nice tit.

It's big but not ridiculous, the artist has captured the weight and gravity of the tit.

Would hang in a private area of the mansion.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2025 10:03 AM (XV/Pl)

139 Alternate title: Lost Bet

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 16, 2025 10:03 AM (Dv3i1)

140 If Lucien Freud was gay ( He might have had male lover) he certainly had a lot of women lovers since he had at least 14 illegitimate children and probably more.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2025 10:00 AM (2GCMq)

He played in the NBA?

Posted by: dantesed at July 16, 2025 10:03 AM (Oy/m2)

141 Would hang in a private area of the mansion.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2025 10:03 AM

Your Fortress of Solitude, as it were.

Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 10:04 AM (jc0TO)

142 Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2025 10:02 AM (W/lyH)

How'd geezer golf go yesterday?

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2025 10:04 AM (77rzZ)

143 G'morn, y'all.

Realistic breast and face. Would not use as desktop background, though.

7 Still healing from the radical mastectomy.…
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

Seeing how she was holding her hand up, that was my first thought to comment. So glad you beat me to it.

Okay, actually my first thought was, white dog? Is that what the kids were calling it then?

Posted by: mindful webworker - exposed at July 16, 2025 10:05 AM (8zuD/)

144 A 19-year-old California man was killed when he fell into a meat grinder at a Vernon food processing facility Sunday night.

The man, whose name has not been released, was a member of the sanitation crew at local business Tina’s Burritos, according to Lt. Martinez with the Vernon Police Department.

At about 9:30 p.m., he fell into a meat grinder in what’s being described as an industrial accident.

https://tinyurl.com/2s5pa88s
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 09:58 AM (gdBb2)

Customers are raving over the new taste of their tacos.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 16, 2025 10:05 AM (g8Ew8)

145 If Lucien Freud was gay ( He might have had male lover) he certainly had a lot of women lovers since he had at least 14 illegitimate children and probably more.

There is no might about it.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2025 10:05 AM (VofaG)

146 Girl With A White Dog
Lucian Michael Freud

***************

There once was a woman named Hoff
With a certain propensity to scoff
She says as she sneers
"There's a big sale at Sears.
It's a special on bathrobes: Half Off!"

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2025 10:05 AM (poXs5)

147
Dog, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2025 10:05 AM (PRrlg)

148 If Lucien Freud was gay ( He might have had male lover) he certainly had a lot of women lovers since he had at least 14 illegitimate children and probably more.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2025 10:00 AM (2GCMq)

He played in the NBA?
Posted by: dantesed

Lucien Freud, aka, Nick Cannon.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 10:05 AM (gdBb2)

149 And both of his wives were cute to look it. The picture is his first wife? I don't know. The face looks more like the second one:

https://tinyurl.com/4dvkrm9h

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2025 10:07 AM (2GCMq)

150

White Dog was a rather disturbing Sam Fuller movie from about 1980 that was released and then pulled very quickly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2025 10:07 AM (x0n13)

151 The woman's nails are a mess.

Posted by: Case at July 16, 2025 10:07 AM (ilX37)

152 Neutral: BLERGH.

50 Shades of White. Even the Horde can't make that odd boob attractive.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 16, 2025 10:08 AM (RqH5H)

153 Muldoon comes through with the half-off sale classic!

Posted by: Always a joy at July 16, 2025 10:08 AM (XQo4F)

154 FenelonSpoke has gone to the dark side.

IT'S A TRAP!

Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 10:08 AM (jc0TO)

155 Her legs are crossed so the cord is draped over her left leg. He got you to demonstrate your dirty mind.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Right after I posted, and went back and looked, and thought the same thing. Now, though, looking again...I'm not sure. The cord is definitely in a "valley" in the cloth, but whenever I think more closely about how the legs are arranged, it looks REALLY uncomfortable.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 16, 2025 10:08 AM (JCZqz)

156 And as a contrast to Freud here's a painting by John Singer Sargeant. While all his subjects are not gorgeous ( understandably ) they are more aesthetically pleasing :

https://tinyurl.com/3twjv22a
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2025 10:02 AM (2GCMq)

Ah, Lady Agnew. A good one.

I've always liked his The Fountain, Villa Torlonia, myself. CBD was kind enough to put it up on a thread a few years back.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 16, 2025 10:08 AM (Dg2sF)

157 Want a great 20/21st century American artist? Check out Scott Prior. Boston Museum of Fine Arts features a painting of his wife Nannette Vonnegut (yes, the writer's daughter) and their golden retriever.

All his works are a gem. True Americana.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Just looked him up. A little to Kincaid-esque for my taste.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2025 10:09 AM (77rzZ)

158 The art...

Artist did a fine job with the folds of that robe. He managed to make it look soft and fluffy.
Dog looks bored.
The gratuitous showing of the boob seems unnecessary. If she were completely covered, but with the deep v neckline of the robe and she was looking out the window it would be a more interesting painting.
Freud was a good artist but the washed out colors and people who are either unattractive or just look tired and used up make a lot of his work unappealing.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 16, 2025 10:09 AM (2J/Lj)

159 Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2025 10:05 AM (VofaG

Does having 14 illegitimate kids or more with women and one male lover make a person gay? I think it makes them bi-sexual, but I haven't read enough about him to know how he would have defined his own sexuality.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2025 10:10 AM (2GCMq)

160 It means your gay.

Posted by: Ice-T at July 16, 2025 10:11 AM (jc0TO)

161 Fenelon-ackbar?

Posted by: Proceed with caution at July 16, 2025 10:11 AM (XQo4F)

162 Want a great 20/21st century American artist? Check out Scott Prior. Boston Museum of Fine Arts features a painting of his wife Nannette Vonnegut (yes, the writer's daughter) and their golden retriever.

All his works are a gem. True Americana.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Rated two bewbs. 👍🏻👍🏻

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 10:11 AM (gdBb2)

163 >>And as a contrast to Freud here's a painting by John Singer Sargeant. While all his subjects are not gorgeous ( understandably ) they are more aesthetically pleasing

The Boston Public Library is a few blocks from my old condo. It is covered with murals done by Sargeant and it is beautiful.

If you ever find yourself in Boston with some time on your hands it is defintely worth a visit.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2025 10:12 AM (viF8m)

164 Musical Interlude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzyfcys1aLM

Posted by: Lampposts Local #86 at July 16, 2025 10:12 AM (2sMLA)

165 388 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OLDE TYME SHOWS LIKE CROSSFIRE AND THE MACARTHUR REPORT ALWAYS HAD THE MOST TOXIC-LOOKING CONSERVATIVES, SUCH AS ROBERT NOVAK, TO ENSURE VIEWERS REJECTED THEM.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Not everyone is as ravishing as us!
Posted by: Mona Charen and Eleanor Clift at July 16, 2025 09:16 AM (G5+As)

Word.

Posted by: Alan colmes at July 16, 2025 10:12 AM (n4xvh)

166 159 Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2025 10:05 AM (VofaG

Does having 14 illegitimate kids or more with women and one male lover make a person gay? I think it makes them bi-sexual, but I haven't read enough about him to know how he would have defined his own sexuality.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2025 10:10 AM (2GCMq)

How many dicks can you suck before you're a fag?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 16, 2025 10:13 AM (XCUp7)

167 If you ever find yourself in Boston with some time on your hands it is defintely worth a visit.

If I ever find myself in Boston it means my plane crashed.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2025 10:13 AM (pohLc)

168 Want a great 20/21st century American artist? Check out Scott Prior. Boston Museum of Fine Arts features a painting of his wife Nannette Vonnegut (yes, the writer's daughter) and their golden retriever.

All his works are a gem. True Americana.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Cahoon Museum of American Art
He likes painting the nanny nekkid.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 10:13 AM (gdBb2)

169 Girl With A White Dog 1951
Lucian Michael Freud

After the toilet and the dumbass British imperialism pic I was beginning to think the Tate was a fake ass poster shop for rube American tourists. I can take the hit: Maybe I was a bit premature in my assessment. Maybe. 1 out 3 is not a trend but a start at this moment.

Let's recap. Lucian was a prick; we are off to a good start with that. Then there is the mommy issues bloodline; he is shaping up to be a home run. Was married twice and had a three way homo affair, bam, checking all the boxes. Summary: mean, crazy, and a pervert. My kind of artist.

This painting. Wow. The desaturated colors are precise and in complete harmony with each other; they build such a sense of calm and intimacy. That last idea, intimacy, between the artist and the subject, it seems was exactly what got the subject to expose her breast, seemingly somewhat against her natural instincts not to do that. The tension between the calmness, accentuated by the dog at rest, the uncertainty about posing partially nude, highlighted by her protecting her covered breast and blank stare, conspire to revel a most difficult relationship at work.

Would hang.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 16, 2025 10:13 AM (NXz8h)

170 136 And as a contrast to Freud here's a painting by John Singer Sargeant. While all his subjects are not gorgeous (understandably) they are more aesthetically pleasing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Normy sellout! Taking money from the wealthy to immortalize average-looking people by making them look better?!?!? Where's the edge, the grit, the challenge to the viewer? Just get a camera if you're not going to make something transformative and meaningful.

Fuck fascists! Slava Ukraini! ✊️ 🇺🇦

Posted by: Art Professor at July 16, 2025 10:13 AM (JCZqz)

171 I have not posted anything Ackbharish (Sp?) As I noted I posted a portrait by John Singer Sargeant and two head shots of Freud's wives.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2025 10:14 AM (2GCMq)

172 Reminds me of Linda Lavin. But I've never seen her seminude.

Posted by: KungPow at July 16, 2025 10:16 AM (lPWcl)

173 Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2025 10:12 AM (viF8m

Thanks for the suggestion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2025 10:16 AM (2GCMq)

174 So this is how a three way ends with a dog?

Posted by: pudinhead at July 16, 2025 10:18 AM (W3T6M)

175 I have not posted anything Ackbharish (Sp?) As I noted I posted a portrait by John Singer Sargeant and two head shots of Freud's wives.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2025 10:14 AM (2GCMq)

Cool.

------Matthew Crooks

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 16, 2025 10:18 AM (g8Ew8)

176 114 On a lighter note,
Posted by rickb223

Yes, unfortunately not unusual but impossible to happen with the guard(s) in place during operation.

And if during cleaning, LOTO being enforced.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 16, 2025 10:18 AM (NFX2v)

177 How many dicks can you suck before you're a fag?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 16, 2025 10:19 AM (Dg2sF)

178 177 How many dicks can you suck before you're a fag?
----------------
It only takes one.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 16, 2025 10:19 AM (W3T6M)

179 A 19-year-old California man was killed when he fell into a meat grinder at a Vernon food processing facility Sunday night.

The man, whose name has not been released, was a member of the sanitation crew at local business Tina’s Burritos, according to Lt. Martinez with the Vernon Police Department.

At about 9:30 p.m., he fell into a meat grinder in what’s being described as an industrial accident.

https://tinyurl.com/2s5pa88s
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 09:58 AM (gdBb2)

His dying wish was for someone to turn it off.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2025 10:20 AM (Qr870)

180 Orwell suggested the fatal flaw in the West was giving artists a pass on their personal conduct “hey that guy could paint!”. He used Dali as an example, without specifying what it was so bad that Dali should never have been allowed in the country. Anyhoo, Orwell had a point.

As a society we excuse horrible people simply because they are entertaining. Mike Jackson was a kiddie fucker, but is still widely loved. Many societies would not tolerate this.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2025 10:20 AM (XLMS3)

181 Want a great 20/21st century American artist? Check out Scott Prior. Boston Museum of Fine Arts features a painting of his wife Nannette Vonnegut (yes, the writer's daughter) and their golden retriever.

All his works are a gem. True Americana.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Thank you! I've never heard of him but his work is beautiful! I love the paintings of bottles! That's just fun.
I have a collection of colored bottles and jars. My daughter is an artist. Hmmmm.... Maybe I can con her in to doing a painting for me!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 16, 2025 10:20 AM (2J/Lj)

182 The meaning of the Girl With A White Dog painting.

https://tinyurl.com/3vtdnnah

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 16, 2025 10:20 AM (5xuJ/)

183 The man, whose name has not been released, was a member of the sanitation crew at local business Tina’s Burritos, according to Lt. Martinez with the Vernon Police Department.
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Imma gonna guess he was high.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 16, 2025 10:21 AM (W3T6M)

184 She's got saggy titties that leak.

Dog looks good though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2025 10:21 AM (xcxpd)

185 Pleeze to show bobs and vagene....

Posted by: Cultural enricher at July 16, 2025 10:22 AM (+oO5/)

186
Republic World: BREAKING: Israel Bombs Syria Army Headquarters After Warning Damascus To Leave Druze
(YouTube)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 16, 2025 10:22 AM (NFX2v)

187 This painting is also an illustration of why AI art of nude chicks is so popular instead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2025 10:23 AM (xcxpd)

188 The man, whose name has not been released, was a member of the sanitation crew at local business Tina’s Burritos, according to Lt. Martinez with the Vernon Police Department.
-------------
Imma gonna guess he was high.
Posted by: pudinhead

Hella time to get the munchies.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 10:24 AM (gdBb2)

189 Don't understand the pose. "oh, here's my right tit". lmfao

Posted by: hum at July 16, 2025 10:24 AM (Uy/WF)

190 I hope she got that mole checked.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 16, 2025 10:24 AM (2J/Lj)

191 Boob!

Posted by: cccp3o at July 16, 2025 10:25 AM (JMYlS)

192 I have a collection of colored bottles and jars. My daughter is an artist. Hmmmm.... Maybe I can con her in to doing a painting for me!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

I've got a cool collection of empty booze bottles.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2025 10:25 AM (77rzZ)

193 Does having 14 illegitimate kids or more with women and one male lover make a person gay? I think it makes them bi-sexual, but I haven't read enough about him to know how he would have defined his own sexuality.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2025 10:10 AM (2GCMq)

If you are a man who willingly has sex with men then you are gay. Women can be what-eveeeer but men are either gay, or not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2025 10:26 AM (ExV1e)

194 Frozen commercial Burritos use TVP, or “textured vegetable protein” instead of (mostly) Beef. Except Tina’s, maybe.

I used to kind of like them as a snack. Gussy them up with extra cheddar and sour cream. I quit buying for a while, and then I bought 5 XXL on a delivery grocery order. At first I thought they forgot them. Then I found a sack that clearly had something in it. What could it be?

During my purchasing hiatus, an Xtra Xtra Large frozen burrito went from about a foot long to something akin to a small chinese egg roll. Pathetic.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2025 10:26 AM (XLMS3)

195 I saw Bobs and Vagene open for Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds at the Channel in '75.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 16, 2025 10:26 AM (Dg2sF)

196 No Mom, I didn't screw the pooch!

Posted by: pudinhead at July 16, 2025 10:26 AM (W3T6M)

197 As a prophet once said, there's no such things as bisexuals. You either suck dick....or you don't.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 16, 2025 10:26 AM (xcxpd)

198 Orwell suggested the fatal flaw in the West was giving artists a pass on their personal conduct “hey that guy could paint!”. He used Dali as an example, without specifying what it was so bad that Dali should never have been allowed in the country. Anyhoo, Orwell had a point.

As a society we excuse horrible people simply because they are entertaining. Mike Jackson was a kiddie fucker, but is still widely loved. Many societies would not tolerate this.

Yeah, it's a nice thing for the likes of posers like Norman Mailer. They never pay the price. For the average guy, not so much.

Posted by: Richard Adan at July 16, 2025 10:27 AM (Riz8t)

199 She seems to have something other than the dog which is white.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2025 10:28 AM (kMo6R)

200
At about 9:30 p.m., he fell into a meat grinder in what’s being described as an industrial accident.

—
What else could it be described as other than an industrial accident?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 16, 2025 10:29 AM (ImXfC)

201 Her left foot has a Third Eye Blind album cover swollen hand over the face look about it. Like an alien parasite.

Yay! A Nephilim Thread!

Posted by: That guy who says Yay! A Nephilim Thread! at July 16, 2025 10:29 AM (Q5DDC)

202 I won a playoff game with a football that looked like that.

Posted by: Tom Brady at July 16, 2025 10:29 AM (ZUf2a)

203 183 The man, whose name has not been released, was a member of the sanitation crew at local business Tina’s Burritos, according to Lt. Martinez with the Vernon Police Department.

Maybe it was suicide. Tired of the daily grind?

Posted by: What A Way To Go at July 16, 2025 10:30 AM (G5+As)

204 Yeah, it's a nice thing for the likes of posers like Norman Mailer. They never pay the price. For the average guy, not so much.

This is the headline the NYT chose to write when Abbott stabbed Richard Adan to death. Unbelievable.

KILLING CLOUDS EX-CONVICT WRITER'S NEW LIFE

https://is.gd/hIfyTg

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2025 10:31 AM (Riz8t)

205 Her foot looks black and blue

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2025 10:31 AM (VE6XX)

206 *As a society we excuse horrible people simply because they are entertaining.*

Is this about me?

Posted by: John Wilkes Booth, actor at July 16, 2025 10:31 AM (XQo4F)

207 Yeah, it's a nice thing for the likes of posers like Norman Mailer. They never pay the price. For the average guy, not so much.

Because of reader sensibilities, when Mailer's debut novel The Naked and the Dead substituted the word "fug" wherever "fuck" had originally been.

At a soiree, Mailer was introduced to the omnisexual gadfly actress Tallulah Bankhead. "Oh, yes!" she trilled, on learning his name. "You're the young man who doesn't know how to spell 'fuck'!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 16, 2025 10:31 AM (Dg2sF)

208 206 *As a society we excuse horrible people simply because they are entertaining.*

Is this about me?
Posted by: John Wilkes Booth, actor at July 16, 2025 10:31 AM (XQo4F)

‘Sup?
- Roman Polanski

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 16, 2025 10:32 AM (ImXfC)

209 The meaning of the Girl With A White Dog painting.

https://tinyurl.com/3vtdnnah
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 16, 2025 10:20 AM (5xuJ/)

Reading that was weird. It tells us the girl is young and innocent. That broad looks middle aged and tired of everything! Innocent?!?! Dude! she gots her tit hanging out for god and everbody to see!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 16, 2025 10:32 AM (2J/Lj)

210 Cue all “tit guys” jumping for joy.

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 16, 2025 10:32 AM (Pce4l)

211 Reading that was weird. It tells us the girl is young and innocent. That broad looks middle aged and tired of everything! Innocent?!?! Dude! she gots her tit hanging out for god and everbody to see!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 16, 2025 10:32 AM (2J/L

That's my take as well

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2025 10:33 AM (VE6XX)

212 Maybe it was suicide. Tired of the daily grind?

His work performance was choppy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 16, 2025 10:33 AM (Dg2sF)

213 Epstein was " a terrific guy" many excused his behavior before he was actually convicted

Trump remained friendly with him for over 2years after he was convicted, given a sweetheart plea deal. Trump made the fellow who have him the plea deal his cabinet position as Sec of Labor.

I expect Trump to soon begin saying through our most of Epstein's life the age of consent was 16yo in FL

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at July 16, 2025 10:33 AM (zlWsb)

214 Dogs Playing Poker

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 16, 2025 10:33 AM (Pce4l)

215 Because of reader sensibilities, when Mailer's debut novel The Naked and the Dead substituted the word "fug" wherever "fuck" had originally been.

At a soiree, Mailer was introduced to the omnisexual gadfly actress Tallulah Bankhead. "Oh, yes!" she trilled, on learning his name. "You're the young man who doesn't know how to spell 'fuck'!"

Mailer was obsessed with the idea that Jews needed to be tougher, and willing to mix it up in the physical world. I'm sure he was a genuine hard case.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2025 10:33 AM (Riz8t)

216 "... in what’s being described as an industrial accident."

Police suspect fair play.

Posted by: As Dennis Miller used to say at July 16, 2025 10:33 AM (XQo4F)

217 212 Maybe it was suicide. Tired of the daily grind?

His work performance was choppy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 16, 2025 10:33 AM (Dg2sF)

He was trying to get to the meat of the matter

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2025 10:34 AM (VE6XX)

218 What a unique way to recite the Pledge of Allegiance!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 16, 2025 10:34 AM (5AVMW)

219 212 Maybe it was suicide. Tired of the daily grind?

His work performance was choppy.

Damn, that's hard core.

Posted by: The Vegematic guy at July 16, 2025 10:34 AM (Riz8t)

220 Shockingly vulgar. Like a Bruce Vilanch signal in the Gotham night sky.

Posted by: Paul Lynde, noted Bisexual at July 16, 2025 10:34 AM (m/1AG)

221 Cue all “tit guys” jumping for joy.

I like big tits and I cannot lie,
But I like them when they're firm and high.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 16, 2025 10:34 AM (Dg2sF)

222 Tallulah Bankhead was a piece of work, that's for sure.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2025 10:35 AM (77rzZ)

223 What else could it be described as other than an industrial accident?
———

Maybe, his cow-orkers didn’t like him. It’s a given that large industrial machines have lockout tags on the electricity, to prevent incidents like this. Sometimes people want to cut corners and bypass safety devices. That is likely what happened. Tina is going to have to find another line of work. OSHA will nail them to the wall with fines and penalties.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2025 10:35 AM (XLMS3)

224 What knocker!

Posted by: Dr. Frederick Frankenstein at July 16, 2025 10:35 AM (ZUf2a)

225 To say 'hi' in Greek, say 'yasoo.' Something I learned yesterday.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 16, 2025 10:35 AM (W3T6M)

226 Needs moar boob and moar dogs, preferably engaged in a round of poker.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2025 10:36 AM (qpyNK)

227 Reading that was weird. It tells us the girl is young and innocent. That broad looks middle aged and tired of everything! Innocent?!?! Dude! she gots her tit hanging out for god and everbody to see!
Posted by: Madamemayhem

She is wearing a wedding ring. So there is that.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 16, 2025 10:36 AM (NXz8h)

228 KILLING CLOUDS EX-CONVICT WRITER'S NEW LIFE

https://is.gd/hIfyTg
Posted by: Archimedes

''Now I guess there's some residual regret on everyone's part,''

Says a person who wrote in favor of the killer's parole, after he killed again.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 16, 2025 10:36 AM (Dv3i1)

229 A 19-year-old California man was killed when he fell into a meat grinder at a Vernon food processing facility Sunday night.

***********

Due to supply chain shortages, prior to this incident the company (famous for their line of sausage products) had been using fillers, as they found it difficult to make both ends meat.

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2025 10:36 AM (poXs5)

230 223. OSHA will nail them to the wall with fines and penalties.
Posted by: Common Tater

Unless it's an isolated instance of employee(s) misconduct and the involved had been appropriately trained prior.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 16, 2025 10:36 AM (NFX2v)

231 Sank you doctor!

Posted by: Inga at July 16, 2025 10:37 AM (XQo4F)

232 > He used Dali as an example, without specifying what it was so bad that Dali should never have been allowed in the country.

Dali wasn't a communist.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2025 10:37 AM (qpyNK)

233 Meh. I've seen better in community college art 101 class. (Painting boob week was a blast.)
Must be his name or something as to why this isn't promenently displayed in the art section of a Goodwill for $20.

Posted by: Reforger at July 16, 2025 10:37 AM (lPvx2)

234 > 225 To say 'hi' in Greek, say 'yasoo.' Something I learned yesterday.
Posted by: pudinhead at July 16, 2025 10:35 AM (W3T6M)

Yasoo Arafat?

Yasoo, that's my baby?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2025 10:38 AM (qpyNK)

235 Needs moar boob and moar dogs, preferably engaged in a round of poker.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2025 10:36 AM (qpyNK)

------------

"Look, she's hiding an Ace up her cleave!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump Needs to Sue Donkey-Chompers for Defamation a la ABC at July 16, 2025 10:38 AM (QNs6Q)

236 C'mon, folks. Is it really necessary to make jokes about some guy's death in a meat grinder?

I mean, if it was some a-hole leftist politician, fine, have at it. But this was a 19-year-old kid who was doing honese work. So stop with the jokes already.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2025 10:38 AM (77rzZ)

237 What knocker!
Posted by: Dr. Frederick Frankenstein

*******

I laughed.

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2025 10:39 AM (poXs5)

238 > He used Dali as an example, without specifying what it was so bad that Dali should never have been allowed in the country.

Dali wasn't a communist.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

He had a suspicious mustache. I rest my case.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 16, 2025 10:39 AM (NXz8h)

239 235 Needs moar boob and moar dogs, preferably engaged in a round of poker.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2025 10:36 AM (qpyNK)

------------

"Look, she's hiding an Ace up her cleave!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump Needs to Sue Donkey-Chompers for Defamation a la ABC at July 16,

AOS Art thread... Come for the art leave with the snark...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2025 10:39 AM (VE6XX)

240 Always lock out the power before you go inside the grinder.

Also before you go above the drop ceiling to replace a defective ballast on a florescent fixture in a department store. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 10:40 AM (jc0TO)

241 Orwell suggested the fatal flaw in the West was giving artists a pass on their personal conduct “hey that guy could paint!”. He used Dali as an example, without specifying what it was so bad that Dali should never have been allowed in the country. Anyhoo, Orwell had a point.

Dali was a supporter of Franco and Catholicism.
Orwell was on the opposite side .

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2025 10:40 AM (VofaG)

242
I mean, if it was some a-hole leftist politician, fine, have at it. But this was a 19-year-old kid who was doing honese work. So stop with the jokes already.
Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2025 10:38 AM (77rzZ)

Are you new to the internet?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 16, 2025 10:40 AM (ImXfC)

243 Pronunciation? “Yah-Sioux” or “yay-zoo” or?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2025 10:41 AM (mWuSL)

244
Can we dispense with the troll nonsense that there's something with Epstein that embarrasses Trump? If there was, the "Biden" Administration would have released it, if not indicted Trump over it, years ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2025 10:41 AM (PRrlg)

245 Painted her a week after kidnapping her. The pit bull took a liking to her, at least when she sat down.
That worried look on her face, justified

Posted by: Lucian Michael Freud at July 16, 2025 10:41 AM (baPXJ)

246 Dali designed a surrealist "Fun House" at the 1939 NY World's Fair called "Dream of Venus". Included topless mermaids swimming about.

That's a plus.

Posted by: Boobies, FTW! at July 16, 2025 10:41 AM (G5+As)

247 OT, if I may, but a very solid inflation report came out this morning. Congrats, White House, go ahead and do your victory dance.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2025 09:58 AM (pQPjX)

---------------

[The DogEater wonders:] "Will Trump ever run out of Magic Wands?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump Needs to Sue Donkey-Chompers for Defamation a la ABC at July 16, 2025 10:42 AM (QNs6Q)

248 244
Can we dispense with the troll nonsense that there's something with Epstein that embarrasses Trump? If there was, the "Biden" Administration would have released it, if not indicted Trump over it, years ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2025 10:41 AM (PRrlg)

Exactly.. Really not sure what is going on here...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2025 10:42 AM (VE6XX)

249 Interesting article in WSJ today about the use of AI and automation in farming. Farms can pretty much runs themselves if the ones are willing to invest in the tech. But is expensive upfront.

The need for millions of illegals working farms could go away. Maybe that’s something for the govt to consider. Give tax credits to farmers to automate. Cheaper than paying for illegals to be here.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 16, 2025 10:43 AM (ImXfC)

250 Exactly.. Really not sure what is going on here...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2025 10:42 AM

It's our Dunce. Xhe literally knows nothing.

Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 10:43 AM (jc0TO)

251 I mean, if it was some a-hole leftist politician, fine, have at it. But this was a 19-year-old kid who was doing honese work. So stop with the jokes already.
Posted by: Bulg

I agree. On the other hand, I would make an exception if he fell into a mini donut machine.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 16, 2025 10:43 AM (NXz8h)

252 Dali was a technically as good as any of the masters. I wish he hadn’t chose surrealism as his style.

Christ of St John of the Cross is a fantastic painting.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2025 10:44 AM (VofaG)

253 At least he died doing what he loved.

Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 10:44 AM (jc0TO)

254 Well, they did call for the scoops.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 16, 2025 10:44 AM (ufFY8)

255 Due to supply chain shortages, prior to this incident the company (famous for their line of sausage products) had been using fillers, as they found it difficult to make both ends meat.
Posted by: muldoon

ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 10:45 AM (gdBb2)

256 > Dali was a supporter of Franco and Catholicism.
Orwell was on the opposite side .
Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2025 10:40 AM (VofaG)

As I said, not a communist.

It's a mark of just how cultish socialism is that Orwell remained a socialist even after almost getting whacked by his "not a REAL communist" buddies in Spain.

While Franco was often called a Fascist, he wasn't one, other than in the sense where communists call anybody who isn't a communist (and even some who are) "Fascists". The real Fascists were a rival brand of socialism.

Franco did ally himself with Hitler and Mussolini in WWII, which isn't exactly something to be proud of. On the other hand, we allied with motherfucking Stalin. So... there's that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2025 10:45 AM (qpyNK)

257 Yeah if Trump was involved in any way it would have been released long ago. Trump’s problem is the protection for those who were involved, not any personal involvement.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 16, 2025 10:45 AM (ImXfC)

258 Dude was really on his grind.

Posted by: As the kids say at July 16, 2025 10:45 AM (Luhie)

259 Tallulah Bankhead was a piece of work, that's for sure.
Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2025 10:35 AM (77rzZ)

She once said "Dahling, I don't know what I am. The conventional sexual positions bore me and all the others either give me claustrophobia or lockjaw."

Also, at the wedding of Joan Crawford and Douglas Fairbanks Jr, she was reputed to have said, as the two came down the aisle, "I've had them both, and neither one is any good."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 16, 2025 10:45 AM (Dg2sF)

260 Can we dispense with the troll nonsense that there's something with Epstein that embarrasses Trump? If there was, the "Biden" Administration would have released it, if not indicted Trump over it, years ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2025 10:41 AM (PRrlg)

Exactly.. Really not sure what is going on here...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2025 10:42 AM (VE6XX)

If I were the suspicious sort, I might think that certain elements within the political activism circle wouldn't want the Democrats to lose too much support since it might affect their funding and, therefore, they screech about something which can be used to tear down Trump a bit and take away focus from yet more of his successes.

If I were the suspicious sort.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2025 10:45 AM (ExV1e)

261 Yes, but if you read Orwell’s paper on this, without specifying, one got the sense that Dali had something especially disgusting in his personal life. Like “check this MFers crawlspace” out bad.

His point is a good one, we as a society overlook absolutely rancid behavior on musicians, actors, and artists if they are good at their craft. The painting pretty much sucks, too. It’s a weird bit of degeneracy on the part of the West. I get it, a world full of Norman Rockwell paintings would be boring. Still, the degree of sick fuckers out there that are celebrated is disturbing.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2025 10:46 AM (mWuSL)

262 Early days of Only Fans...

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2025 10:46 AM (YwEeS)

263
The dog has pointy elbows.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2025 10:47 AM (PRrlg)

264 There's absolutely nothing appealing about this painting.. Except maybe the dog

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2025 10:47 AM (VE6XX)

265 I see the ASS troll is here, no doubt craving another meal...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2025 10:47 AM (kMo6R)

266 C'mon, folks. Is it really necessary to make jokes about some guy's death in a meat grinder?

I mean, if it was some a-hole leftist politician, fine, have at it. But this was a 19-year-old kid who was doing honese work. So stop with the jokes already.
Posted by: Bulg

Being that he was 19 and being it was in California, as someone else said upthread, he was probably higher than a kite.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 10:47 AM (gdBb2)

267 Mobile has a tunnel under the Alabama river named for Tallulah's grandfather, rather than her Tunnel of Love.

Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 10:47 AM (jc0TO)

268 Franco did ally himself with Hitler and Mussolini in WWII, which isn't exactly something to be proud of. On the other hand, we allied with motherfucking Stalin. So... there's that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I read an article -- linked on Instapundit, I think -- about what a huge Jew-hater Franco was. Had no problem with the Final Solution.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2025 10:47 AM (77rzZ)

269 I mean, if it was some a-hole leftist politician, fine, have at it. But this was a 19-year-old kid who was doing honese work. So stop with the jokes already.
Posted by: Bulg

**********

Yeah, okay, but how often does some a-hole lleftist politician drop into a meat grinder? We're just practicing so we will be prepared for the day it finally happens.

Oh, and also...

...lighten up Francis.

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2025 10:48 AM (poXs5)

270 If you name your kid Lucian you basically are begging him to be a prick.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 16, 2025 10:48 AM (hXMJW)

271 Franco did ally himself with Hitler and Mussolini in WWII, which isn't exactly something to be proud of

Of course, he did manage to keep the two at arm's length through the war, which is also no mean feat. The man was quite the smooth-talking diplomat.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 16, 2025 10:48 AM (Dg2sF)

272 @Bulg

I think maybe yesterday you had a comment that something (was it an object in space, or maybe a fossil or something?) was given a scientific name after some famous person for some reason ...

I wasn't sure if you were serious or joking, and was trying to recall the context and person in a conversation with the wifey last night that triggered my failing memory about it.

Do you recall can you remind me of that? Thanks in advance ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump Needs to Sue Donkey-Chompers for Defamation a la ABC at July 16, 2025 10:48 AM (QNs6Q)

273 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 16, 2025 10:45 AM (qpyNK)

No formal alliance with the axis . Franco actually used Hitler like we used Stalin and then walked the tightrope to keep Spain out of WW2.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2025 10:49 AM (VofaG)

274 Franco could have taken Gibraltar, or let the Germans or Viche French do it, which would have made the Africa Campaign a lot different, but he did not.

Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 10:50 AM (jc0TO)

275 So stop with the jokes already.
Posted by: Bulg

*********

Gee Bulg, you aren't mincing any words this morning...

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2025 10:51 AM (poXs5)

276 I like big tits and I cannot lie,
But I like them when they're firm and high.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 16, 2025 10:34 AM

You want what they're smoking?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2025 10:52 AM (0sNs1)

277 Gee Bulg, you aren't mincing any words this morning...
Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2025 10:51 AM (poXs5)

Heh.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2025 10:52 AM (VofaG)

278 A really interesting contrast to Franco was Salazar in Portugal. Salazar definitely favored the Allies -- that bit in Casablanca about people escaping via Lisbon was accurate. He would've formally joined the Allies, but he was afraid that that would cause Franco to formally ally with the Axis.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2025 10:52 AM (77rzZ)

279 Mamdani is pulling an Obama by burying what he really thinks. Obama sat for years in Rev. Wright's church and listened to Wright's anti-white tirades; that is kind of track record. Only when he was running for the presidency did Obama distance himself. Mamdani is pulling the same act by trying to make he is a f'ing antisemite go away. Odds on the Democrats will help him out.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 16, 2025 10:52 AM (NXz8h)

280 Stay away from Tina's Burritos for a couple weeks.

Posted by: Christopher Moltosani at July 16, 2025 10:52 AM (ufFY8)

281 I don't think it would have done the Axis any favors for Span to join. That's a lot of additional coastline to defend for forces already stretched thin, and Spain's military made Italy's seem robust.

Posted by: Gibralter or Not at July 16, 2025 10:54 AM (Luhie)

282 really interesting contrast to Franco was Salazar in Portugal. Salazar definitely favored the Allies -- that bit in Casablanca about people escaping via Lisbon was accurate. He would've formally joined the Allies, but he was afraid that that would cause Franco to formally ally with the Axis.
Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2025 10:52 AM (77rzZ)

Salazar supported Franco in the Spanish Civil War.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2025 10:54 AM (VofaG)

283 I like big tits and I cannot lie,
But I like them when they're firm and high.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

You want what they're smoking?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

He's not even joking. Pass what they're toking.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 10:55 AM (gdBb2)

284 I think maybe yesterday you had a comment that something (was it an object in space, or maybe a fossil or something?) was given a scientific name after some famous person for some reason ...

I wasn't sure if you were serious or joking, and was trying to recall the context and person in a conversation with the wifey last night that triggered my failing memory about it.

Do you recall can you remind me of that? Thanks in advance ...
Posted by: ShainS

A species of tarantula that was given the scientific name of Aphonopelma johnnycashi, because it was discovered near Folsom Prison in California, and the males are black.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2025 10:55 AM (77rzZ)

285 Saw lots of awful accidents years ago involving grinders and augers in meat processing plants in NJ.

A teenager - the only employed and English speaking person in his family (which also didn't have a telephone) climbed on top of a stainless steel table in a chicken processing plant, luckily while wearing rubber boots, when the auger guard was off & the auger being cleaned. The kid slid and his food wound up in the rotating auger. Doctors from Cooper hospital amputated onsite to save his life.

Also saw a lady working for the USDA slip in a chicken processing plant, while a room was being cleaned as required by gov. regulations. Her arm when into an open, rotating auger that was being washed, and, yes, she also had to have an amputation to save her life.

People often misjudge machinery as become more comfortable in their surroundings.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 16, 2025 10:55 AM (NFX2v)

286 considering scrambled hotel porn was a thing, this would have been prime spank material back in the day

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 16, 2025 10:57 AM (FZYNt)

287 I’ve handled dozens of accidental industry deaths under Workers Compensation. You develop a black sense of humor about it with your co-workers.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2025 10:58 AM (VofaG)

288 A species of tarantula that was given the scientific name of Aphonopelma johnnycashi, because it was discovered near Folsom Prison in California, and the males are black.
Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2025 10:55 AM (77rzZ)

A big tarantula could probably pick a guitar, too, but the fretboard might be out of reach.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2025 10:58 AM (jYEBg)

289 Are we being scolded again?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 16, 2025 10:58 AM (W2Pud)

290 Posted by: L - No nic

My brother had a good friend who was a landscaper. Part of one arm was a prosthetic because he'd gotten it caught in a wood-chipper at one point.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2025 10:58 AM (77rzZ)

291 room was being cleaned as required by gov. regulations. Her arm when into an open, rotating auger that was being washed, and, yes, she also had to have an amputation to save her life.

She lived my nightmare, too!

Posted by: Michelle Fields! at July 16, 2025 10:58 AM (G5+As)

292 Busy day on the golf course so let me check AoS while waiting to tee off. Maybe something impor..........

BEWBS!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at July 16, 2025 10:58 AM (U072f)

293 A big tarantula could probably pick a guitar, too, but the fretboard might be out of reach.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2025 10:58 AM (jYEBg)

Teamwork makes the dream work. -- The Tarantulas

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2025 10:59 AM (ExV1e)

294 What else could it be described as other than an industrial accident?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Something involving the mob?

Probably not cartel; they prefer that their dismemberments are not plausibly deniable.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 16, 2025 10:59 AM (a+4eV)

295 Black humor is how guys deal with impersonal tragedy. It's almost universal.

Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 10:59 AM (jc0TO)

296 ASS troll at 213 still Jonesing for his breakfast.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2025 11:00 AM (jYEBg)

297 More like booba with a white dog amirite?

Posted by: DudeAbiding at July 16, 2025 11:00 AM (setIA)

298 289 Are we being scolded again?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 16, 2025 10:58 AM (W2Pud)

I wish the scoldings would be scheduled, so I could be sure to wear my shortpants and have an all-day sucker on hand. To really enjoy the kink.

Posted by: I'm very sorry at July 16, 2025 11:00 AM (Luhie)

299 A big tarantula could probably pick a guitar, too, but the fretboard might be out of reach.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Did you know that there is a scorpion found in Alberta and British Columbia? The northern scorpion (duh), Paruroctonus boreus. The only scorpion in Canada.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2025 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

300 From the Bee:

Newsom Founds Underground Railroad To Help Mexican Kids Travel To Work The Marijuana Farms

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 11:01 AM (gdBb2)

301 Salazar supported Franco in the Spanish Civil War.
_____

Who is worse, Salazar and Franco, or the current leadership of Portugal and Spain who are letting their countries be conquered by 'migrants'?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 16, 2025 11:01 AM (Dv3i1)

302 I mean, it IS universal, in my experience, but I cover my bases just in case.

Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 11:01 AM (jc0TO)

303 Being that he was 19 and being it was in California, as someone else said upthread, he was probably higher than a kite.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 10:47 AM (gdBb2)

Gonna have to wait on the toxicology report on that.

Posted by: Reforger at July 16, 2025 11:02 AM (lPvx2)

304 Lock out, tag out, baby.

And always be aware and alert.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 16, 2025 11:02 AM (ufFY8)

305 The apparent spike in meat processing plant accidents doesn't augur well for this year's food prices.

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2025 11:02 AM (poXs5)

306 Being that he was 19 and being it was in California, as someone else said upthread, he was probably higher than a kite.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 10:47 AM (gdBb2)

Gonna have to wait on the toxicology report on that.
Posted by: Reforger at July 16, 2025 11:02 AM

I wonder if the cumin will interfere with that.

Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 11:03 AM (jc0TO)

307 A big tarantula could probably pick a guitar, too, but the fretboard might be out of reach.

Sounds like a job for our old friend, Face-Sized Spider!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 16, 2025 11:04 AM (Dg2sF)

308 Someone light the Bat lamp. The minkey has absconded.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 11:04 AM (gdBb2)

309 Not as gruesome but slower and probably more frightening because it was slower , I had a worker operating a standing forklift at a grocery wholesaler who somehow pinned himself between the racks and the forklift and slowly suffocating to death before he was discovered. He passed in the ER.

Worst part of my job was having to interview family members soon after to determine exactly who qualified for benefits.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2025 11:05 AM (VofaG)

310 Minkey ip!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2025 11:05 AM (gdBb2)

311 Sounds like a job for our old friend, Face-Sized Spider!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at July 16, 2025 11:04 AM

On it!

Posted by: The Face-Sized Spider in AtC's Attic at July 16, 2025 11:05 AM (dPfyF)

312 Nudity

Posted by: toby928 at July 16, 2025 11:05 AM (jc0TO)

313 Someone light the Bat lamp. The minkey has absconded.
Posted by: rickb223

Bribed the guards with his ill-gotten poker winnings, and slipped out of the prison.

Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2025 11:06 AM (77rzZ)

314 Rather than have a discussion with Blondi and announce a plausible/acceptable Epstein disclosure schedule Trump just blasted out a Truth Social literally saying he does not want the support of small minded , alleged MAGA who won't move off the Epstein ecosphere.
The 18-30 year old cohort will oblige Trump.
Bigly.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at July 16, 2025 11:06 AM (Qwf7Z)

315 Did you know that there is a scorpion found in Alberta and British Columbia? The northern scorpion (duh), Paruroctonus boreus. The only scorpion in Canada.
Posted by: Bulg at July 16, 2025 11:01 AM (77rzZ)

I did not know that! Looks like I am beyond the northern limit of their range. Rattlesnakes also exist in the same areas.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 16, 2025 11:06 AM (jYEBg)

316 Help the "housing crisis" - deport all illegals.

Help reduce unemployment - deport all illegals.

Help reduce gubmint benefit spending - deport all illegals.

I am sensing a pattern ..

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 16, 2025 11:07 AM (ufFY8)

317 287 I’ve handled dozens of accidental industry deaths under Workers Compensation. You develop a black sense of humor about it with your co-workers.
Posted by: polynikes

Yeah, I get that, too. Every group has it's pressure releases.

It's not so easy being at a site of a fatality or terrible injury, trying to do a thorough, legal investigation while facing hysterical family members, and often angry employers.

And, as you know, not everyone will be eligible for Workers Comp, state disability, etc.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 16, 2025 11:11 AM (NFX2v)

318 Please tell me she's not getting ready to nurse the dog ...

Posted by: Dr_No at July 16, 2025 11:17 AM (ayRl+)

319 Maybe I'm crazy, but ... when I look at that picture, it appears that her left leg is tucked under her right and is sticking out from under her robe, and the dog is resting its head on it. Yet it's a right foot that's on the end of that leg. Granted, a left foot in that position, with the arch on the upper side of the foot, would not be nearly as picturesque. But still ...

Posted by: Nemo at July 16, 2025 11:42 AM (4RPgu)

320 What dog?

Posted by: Dagwood at July 16, 2025 11:50 AM (CC0N1)

321 Which dog?
That's what he meant.

Posted by: torabora at July 16, 2025 11:51 AM (TxK5o)

322 That's a pretty girl.
Is she a pitbull-shepherd mix?

Posted by: omm at July 16, 2025 12:28 PM (BDCbc)

323 SMDH

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 16, 2025 01:04 PM (36PRH)

324 followed a link to some of his other lady nudes and they are equally uninviting

Found a sub-link that cleansed my eyes
https://tinyurl.com/555k6juj

Posted by: hatethedeepstate at July 16, 2025 02:05 PM (2Nfh9)

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