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The DOD has yanked the nomination, for head of the 7th fleet, of an admiral who held a drag show on his aircraft carrier.


The Defense Department is withdrawing the nomination of Rear Adm. Michael "Buzz" Donnelly, The Daily Wire can first report, under whose command drag performances took place on board the USS Ronald Reagan.

Donnelly served as commanding officer of the aircraft carrier from April 2016 to September 2018, during which time Yeoman 2nd Class Joshua Kelley performed as a drag queen under the name "Harpy Daniels" at a department-sanctioned "Morale, Welfare, and Recreation" event on the aircraft carrier.

The Defense Department announced on June 18 that President Donald Trump had nominated Donnelly for promotion to vice admiral and an appointment as commander of the 7th Fleet, the largest overseas force that the Navy has.

Following inquiries from The Daily Wire about Donnelly and the drag queen shows he permitted on board the USS Ronald Reagan, a source at the Defense Department said that Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is withdrawing Donnelly's nomination to lead the 7th Fleet.

John Kerry realizes, years too late, that the President's "Job One" is to defend the border.

Former U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry has admitted that President Donald J. Trump was correct on border and immigration issues, stating, "Trump was right," during an interview. He criticized Democrats for failing to address border security adequately, admitting the U.S.-Mexico border was "under siege" during Joe Biden's presidency.

Kerry, the Democratic presidential nominee in 2004, remarked, "The first thing any President should say--or anybody in public life--is without a border protected, you don't have a nation." He added, "I wish President Biden had been heard more often saying, I'm going to enforce the law."

The NYT is sad that Democrats can't get straight on immigration.


The Democrats onstage saw themselves as morally courageous. American voters, it turned out, saw a group of politicians hopelessly out of touch.

Standing side by side at a primary debate in June 2019, nine of the party's candidates for president were asked to raise their hand if they wanted to decriminalize illegal border crossings. Only one of them held still.

Six years later, the party remains haunted by that tableau. It stands both as a vivid demonstration of a leftward policy shift on immigration that many prominent Democratic lawmakers and strategists now say they deeply regret, and as a marker of how sharply the country was moving in the other direction.

Last year, 55 percent of Americans told Gallup that they supported a decrease in immigration, nearly twice as many as in 2020, and the first time since 2005 that a majority had said so. The embrace of a more punitive approach to illegal immigration includes not only white voters but also working-class Latinos, whose support Democrats had long courted with liberal border policies.

"When you have the most Latino district in the country outside of Puerto Rico vote for Trump, that should be a wake-up call for the Democratic Party," said Representative Vicente Gonzalez of Texas, who saw Mr. Trump win every county in his district along the border with Mexico. "This is a Democratic district that's been blue for over a century."

How the Democrats reached this point, and their continued struggles on immigration, is a decades-long story of political failures, missteps, misreadings and misplaced bets -- and some shrewd Republican moves.

"We got led astray by the 2016 and the 2020 elections, and we just never moved back," said Senator Ruben Gallego of Arizona, who introduced an immigration and border security plan in May. "We looked feckless, we weren't decisive, we weren't listening to voters, and the voters decided that we weren't in the right when it comes to what was happening with the border."

What the party does to change its approach -- and to change how voters see Democrats on immigration -- may be the most consequential and difficult decision it faces as it searches for a path back to power.


But while there is party-wide agreement that Democrats have a problem on immigration and border security, there is no consensus on how to fix it.

Some are pushing for a course correction they see as overdue. A new proposal from the Center for American Progress, the party's leading policy shop, calls for expanding legal immigration while embracing ideas long championed by conservatives, including making it harder for migrants to qualify for asylum.

Neera Tanden, the center's chief executive, said the plan acknowledged a reality that Democrats had long resisted: They must embrace new immigration restrictions in order to have the credibility with voters to fight the far more expansive plans of the Trump administration.

"I'm happy to argue with Stephen Miller or anyone else about why they are wrong," she said. "But the way we're going to be able to do that is to also honestly assess that the border has been too insecure, that it allowed too many people to come through and that we need to fix that."

Many on the left vehemently disagree, insisting that more conservative policies will only aid what they see as an insidious and ambitious effort by the Trump administration to demonize and deport Black and brown immigrants who have been in the country for years, remaking the fabric of a nation that once took pride in its diversity.

"Democrats have to stop talking about the issue of immigration within a Republican frame," said Representative Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts. "This has nothing to do with law and order. This is about power, control, terror, and it is about racism and xenophobia. Donald Trump wants to make America Jim Crow again, and then some."
Complicating Democrats' efforts to chart a new path is the fact that the party's debate is unfolding in the midst of what it sees as a national crisis. The Trump administration is pursuing the harshest crackdown on immigrants since World War II.

Raids and patrols by masked officers, detentions at courthouses and workplaces, the promises to arrest and deport millions, and the deployment of National Guard troops against protesters all have undocumented immigrants and even some naturalized citizens running scared and lying low.

"We, and I include myself in this, created a vacuum on this issue that we allowed the current president to fill," said Cecilia Muñoz, who led the Obama administration's domestic policy council. "And the country is now living with the results. And the results are appalling."

The Washington Post sends out an email to workers -- or, let's say, Those Drawing a Paycheck -- telling them that if they feel their politics "do not align" with the current (less leftwing, allegedly) direction of the paper, they should take the voluntary buyout package. Unstated threat: If you do not align with Bezos's determination to make the paper less insane than MSNBC: The Print Edition as it is now, you will be fired and get nothing.

But the paper seems to still be MSNBC: The Print Edition. They just ran an article objecting to calling Trump a clown, by a literal clown, who says that Trump fails to live up to the Clown Code of Conduct.

I am a clown and board president of the nonprofit, Clowns Without Borders. I'm here to set the record straight.

I have performed as a professional clown for 24 years. Clown, capital C, is a valuable and varied art form; pantomimes, acrobats, magicians, dancers, stand-up comedians, vaudeville artists and jugglers are all examples of artists who incorporate Clown into their work. Whether you know it as Clown or not, you've likely seen it. From stage clowns such as Bill Irwin to the characters of Cirque du Soleil, created by masters such as Michelle Matlock and Mooky Cornish; from pedagogical ensembles, such as Pig Iron or Spymonkey to health care clown organizations such as the Laughter League and Healthy Humor. Clown is huge.

As they often ask on Always Sunny: "What is happening right now?"

Zohran Mamdani's communist supporters say they're going to primary leftwing racist Hakeem Jeffries next.

Democratic socialists in New York City emboldened by Zohran Mamdani's mayoral primary win are warning that they may go after five House incumbents next -- and Hakeem Jeffries, the minority leader at the top of their list, is daring them to try.

Jeffries' political operation even has a nickname for those talking up threats to the House minority leader back home: "Team Gentrification."

That phrase reflects that Mamdani turned out young progressives who, according to unofficial election data, were largely Whiter and wealthier as a whole than the longtime residents of the districts represented by Jeffries and others being targeted. But it also speaks to the resentment many Democratic politicians in the nation's largest city -- and in places around the country that aren't as deep-blue as New York -- have at being told by Mamdani supporters there's a new reality that they now need to adapt to, and quickly.

Mamdani's allies, notably key leaders of the Democratic Socialists of America, are talking about running primary challengers against Jeffries and several other incumbents, including Reps. Ritchie Torres, Jerry Nadler, Dan Goldman and Yvette Clarke.

Jeffries' team fired back with their new, dumb insult.


"Leader Hakeem Jeffries is focused on taking back the House from the MAGA extremists who just ripped health care away from millions of Americans," Jeffries senior adviser André Richardson told CNN.

"However, if Team Gentrification wants a primary fight, our response will be forceful and unrelenting. We will teach them and all of their incumbents a painful lesson on June 23, 2026," he warned.


Must-watch compilation of the physical attacks and ambushes of ICE agents that the Democrat-Media Party continues to cover-up for, while also inciting new attacks:


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Posted by: GF at July 11, 2025 03:18 PM (Uyx8K)

2 Early Quick hits?

Posted by: Inogame at July 11, 2025 03:18 PM (53oGX)

3 Collin Rugg@CollinRugg

NEW: 17-year-old girl arrested for m*rdering her parents, gave a speech at her mother’s funeral and posted videos on TikTok for sympathy.

Georgia teen Sarah Grace Patrick publicly mourned the passing of her parents who were shot in their home.

In a desperate attempt for even more sympathy, Patrick allegedly reached out to true crime podcasters and asked if they could cover her parent’s m*rder.

Her mom, Kristen Brock, 41, and her stepfather, James Brock, 45 were found by their 5-year-old daughter in their home back in February.

Patrick was just 16 at the time and was the one to call 911.

She later spoke at her mother’s funeral, crying through the speech.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 11, 2025 03:19 PM (TGPs7)

4 The Democrats cannot tack back to the center on immigration. The AOC wing is in control now, and to them, being "morally courageous" is the only thing that matters.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2025 03:19 PM (jGGMD)

5 I love that top quote.

I do need to see what the "eating my face party" thing is originally in response to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 11, 2025 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

6 I personally would vote for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2025 03:20 PM (pMi6S)

7 >>She later spoke at her mother’s funeral, crying through the speech.

Well she is an orphan now.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2025 03:21 PM (viF8m)

8 John Kerry realizes, years too late...

In other news, John Kerry is still alive, unfortunately.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2025 03:21 PM (pMi6S)

9 >>>NEW: 17-year-old girl arrested for m*rdering her parents, gave a speech at her mother’s funeral and posted videos on TikTok for sympathy.


Try her as an adult, go for the death penalty.

She's a psychopath and too dangerous to be left alive, even in prison.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2025 03:21 PM (jGGMD)

10 I hate fucking clowns.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2025 03:22 PM (W2Pud)

11 re: the lesbian crying about the No Pride ruling --

once again proving the point that leftards are tunnel-visioned and terminally parochial in their outlook

Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2025 03:22 PM (dCxaZ)

12
I love that top quote.

I do need to see what the "eating my face party" thing is originally in response to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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It's from 2015?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2025 03:23 PM (UmB+t)

13 12
I love that top quote.

I do need to see what the "eating my face party" thing is originally in response to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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It's from 2015?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2025 03:23 PM (UmB+t)

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Trying to search through dude's timeline. Searching social media sucks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 11, 2025 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

14 You knew I was a scorpion.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2025 03:23 PM (viF8m)

15 I hate fucking clowns.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2025 03:22 PM (W2Pud)


Why? Do the clowns never call you back?

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2025 03:24 PM (jGGMD)

16 Do we know for sure that the "Clowns Without borders" and Trump not living up the clown code of conduct is not some excellent parody?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2025 03:24 PM (2GCMq)

17 "Democrats have to stop talking about the issue of immigration within a Republican frame," said Representative Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts. "This has nothing to do with law and order. This is about power, control, terror, and it is about racism and xenophobia. Donald Trump wants to make America Jim Crow again, and then some."


Yawwwwwwnnnnnnn. Yeah, yeah, racism, evil white people, Jim Crow, xenophobia. Have you EVER had an original thought?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2025 03:24 PM (Riz8t)

18 The "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party" was originally aimed at MAGA voters. Nice to see it being repackaged against the left now that their ass is getting impaled by their choices.

P.S. This saying is an insult to leopards. They are majestic. The snow leopard is one of the world's most beautiful animals. They don't eat people's faces.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 11, 2025 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

19
I scrolled through a Substack feed for the first real time because I wanted to find a post from someone I enjoyed elsewhere.

Conclusion: most of these people are clinically insane.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2025 03:25 PM (HZi96)

20 2 Early Quick hits?
Posted by: Inogame[`


Someone swiped left on Ace's Tinder profile. Rest of the afternoon reserved for date-preparation.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2025 03:25 PM (pMi6S)

21 17 "Democrats have to stop talking about the issue of immigration within a Republican frame," said Representative Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts. "This has nothing to do with law and order. This is about power, control, terror, and it is about racism and xenophobia. Donald Trump wants to make America Jim Crow again, and then some."


Yawwwwwwnnnnnnn. Yeah, yeah, racism, evil white people, Jim Crow, xenophobia. Have you EVER had an original thought?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2025 03:24 PM (Riz8t)

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One of the more amusing things over the last couple of days was the video of the landscaper who ran into the doctor's office to escape ICE. All the comments calling ICE racist Nazis.

Most prominent ICE member in the video is black.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 11, 2025 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

22 NEW: 17-year-old girl arrested for m*rdering her parents, gave a speech at her mother’s funeral and posted videos on TikTok for sympathy.


Try her as an adult, go for the death penalty.


I mean... did she actually kill them or was she just arrested for it, on the grounds that murders are usually done by family?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 11, 2025 03:26 PM (a+4eV)

23 "Oooooo....nice view. You can see everything from up here. Is that a camel over there? It's so small at this height. Wonderful....Ummm....HEY!....WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME!!! STOP IT!!!! I'M GOING TO FALL!!!! NOOOOOOoooooooooo.....Auuugggggghhhhh....."

*SPLAT*

(This has been a public service announcement. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.)

Posted by: Lesbian for Hamas at July 11, 2025 03:26 PM (dIske)

24 18 The "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party" was originally aimed at MAGA voters. Nice to see it being repackaged against the left now that their ass is getting impaled by their choices.

P.S. This saying is an insult to leopards. They are majestic. The snow leopard is one of the world's most beautiful animals. They don't eat people's faces.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 11, 2025 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

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Alright. Good enough for me. I can close the dude's account. Seemed weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 11, 2025 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

25 Yawwwwwwnnnnnnn. Yeah, yeah, racism, evil white people, Jim Crow, xenophobia. Have you EVER had an original thought?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2025 03:24 PM (Riz8t)


Well, she is from Massachusetts, soooo....probably not.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 11, 2025 03:26 PM (jGGMD)

26 and when they stone them because it is their custom

see also that scene, in id4, right before they vaporize the Library Tower

Posted by: miguel cervantes at July 11, 2025 03:27 PM (bXbFr)

27 It looks like Trump picked up a significant number of Muslim votes in MN, and mostly because of Globohomo.

No they don't like Jews/Israel, but they dislike leftists trying to groom their kids more.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2025 03:27 PM (t0Rmr)

28 10 I hate fucking clowns.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Me too. At a minimum, I insist they use a condom. And no butt stuff!

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2025 03:27 PM (pMi6S)

29 all the leftards see is a fellow resident of the intersectionality stack and comrade in grievance arms.

No appreciation of cultural or historical context. Or even contemporary context, in the case of muslims ffs

Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2025 03:28 PM (dCxaZ)

30 GET OFFA MY SHIP, "BUZZ".


A po'd Master Chief Boatswain Mate USS Ronald Reagan.

Posted by: Ries Gorthanes at July 11, 2025 03:28 PM (TaWok)

31 >I hate fucking clowns.
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so stop already

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2025 03:28 PM (AOsQT)

32 I hate fucking clowns.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Me too. At a minimum, I insist they use a condom. And no butt stuff!


They are an acquired taste really.

Posted by: Ed Gein at July 11, 2025 03:28 PM (t0Rmr)

33 once again proving the point that leftards are tunnel-visioned and terminally parochial in their outlook
Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2025 03:22 PM (dCxaZ

Some unfunny comedienne (BIRM) who is also Jewish went on a similar tirade recently. I think it might have been Amy Schumer, but not positive.

Anyway, she was like "hurr durr buh we supported all duh Leftizmz, why u wanna kill all duh jooz now herpa doopa doo duhhhh."

Fucking hilarious. So dumb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2025 03:28 PM (BI5O2)

34 NEW: 17-year-old girl arrested for m*rdering her parents, gave a speech at her mother’s funeral and posted videos on TikTok for sympathy.

So she literally did the "murder your parents and then plead for sympathy because she's an orphan" thing? Wow.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2025 03:29 PM (2ocoG)

35 "We welcomed you, we created nonprofits to help feed, clothe, find housing. We did everything we could to make your transition here easier, and this is how you repay us, by stabbing us in the back?" said Catrina Stackpool, a lesbian former city council member, after her Muslim successors voted to block the display of Pride flags on city
property this June.


Bwahahahahahahaha!
No, wait.
Bwahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2025 03:29 PM (8v2yu)

36 Muslims think leftists are useful idiots, leftists think muslims are useful idiots. And honestly it is an open question who is correct...

Posted by: Ed Gein at July 11, 2025 03:29 PM (t0Rmr)

37 Have you seen the size of clown shoes?

Once you go bozo you never go back.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2025 03:29 PM (viF8m)

38 I personally would vote for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2025 03:20 PM (pMi6S)

Their position on tax reform is clear. People's faces will be eaten.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:29 PM (8avO+)

39 lol.

Democrats, especially Democrat females because they are easily manipulated because of their lack of emotional control, have been conditioned to hate white, Christian males so much that they will grasp on to anything that is not white, Christian or male.

They'll literally import sand-n*ggers that will make them wear a black sheet over their head with a slit cut to see out of in order to "own" the white, Christian males that gave them the luxurious orderly society.

Even conservative women are prone to this, they just think owning white, Christian males needs to be done in a "nuanced" fashion. But the truth is, they still love them some "I'm not racist" speech codes, think that pit bulls can be lovable, and that girl bosses should go to college and eschew having babies. They are only sufferable by comparison.

White Christian males are going to let you have your way until you are f*cking begging for us to restore order. But when we do, we aren't listening to your whining anymore. It's gonna be back to STFU or get backhanded.

Posted by: Harsh Truth at July 11, 2025 03:29 PM (6BNWj)

40 35 "We welcomed you, we created nonprofits to help feed, clothe, find housing. We did everything we could to make your transition here easier, and this is how you repay us, by stabbing us in the back?" said Catrina Stackpool, a lesbian former city council member, after her Muslim successors voted to block the display of Pride flags on city
property this June.


Bwahahahahahahaha!
No, wait.
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2025 03:29 PM (8v2yu)

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Her follow up comment was removed from publication. It was, "I have learned nothing from this experience and will vote for Muslims whenever possible because Republicans want to put me in a burka."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 11, 2025 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

41 This saying is an insult to leopards. They are majestic. The snow leopard is one of the world's most beautiful animals. They don't eat people's faces.

my first visit to the Philadelphia Zoo, I was mesmerized by the snow leopard. But I felt so sorry for the big cats...they were cooped up in little cages. This was before the zoo embraced the habitat concept.

there was a poor panther, just pacing up and down, with crazy eyes... poor baby.

Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2025 03:30 PM (dCxaZ)

42 It looks like Trump picked up a significant number of Muslim votes in MN, and mostly because of Globohomo.

Before the election a couple of imams endorsed Trump on the basis that he wouldn't try to trans your kids. Weird bedfellows, but I'll take the votes.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2025 03:30 PM (2ocoG)

43 36 Muslims think leftists are useful idiots, leftists think muslims are useful idiots. And honestly it is an open question who is correct...
Posted by: Ed Gein at July 11, 2025 03:29 PM (t0Rmr)

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I disagree.

The leftist idiots are just leftist idiots and cannot figure out basic consequences.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 11, 2025 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

44 Muslims think leftists are useful idiots, leftists think muslims are useful idiots. And honestly it is an open question who is correct...
Posted by: Ed Gein at July 11, 2025 03:29 PM (t0Rmr)

If they are fighting each other, they both lose.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:30 PM (8avO+)

45 Just one guy in drag on a great big ship? No big deal. I thought Donnelly was in drag himself

Posted by: Corporal Klinger at July 11, 2025 03:30 PM (T8cZT)

46 Muslims think leftists are useful idiots, leftists think muslims are useful idiots. And honestly it is an open question who is correct...

It's pretty obviously both.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2025 03:30 PM (Riz8t)

47 How does that clown (and the clowns at the Washington Post) categorize mass murder, Democrat Party precinct captain, and professional clown, John Wayne Gacy.

Does he give the Democrat Party or Clowns a bad name?

Posted by: Orson at July 11, 2025 03:30 PM (dIske)

48 I love that top quote.

I do need to see what the "eating my face party" thing is originally in response to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 11, 2025 03:19 PM (GBKbO)
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Me too.

It's a locust complaining that a bigger, meaner locust is now in charge.

Whoops! Whoopsie!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 11, 2025 03:31 PM (7fElN)

49 The actual stabbings come later. Ask the Europeans.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 11, 2025 03:31 PM (MZ+PY)

50 When I was in the Navy, a guy like Harpy, would have met with an unfortunate and mysterious accident that no one would have witnessed.

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2025 03:32 PM (hdyxQ)

51 Posted by: Harsh Truth at July 11, 2025 03:29

Try decaf.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2025 03:32 PM (2GCMq)

52 Democrats, especially Democrat females because they are easily manipulated because of their lack of emotional control, have been conditioned to hate white, Christian males so much that they will grasp on to anything that is not white, Christian or male.

The heat map is undefeated.

Normal people and self-identifying conservatives care most about God, their family, their pets, and their close friends.

Self-identifying liberals care least about those things and most about people and things that have the least to do with them. It's a total inversion, arguably a mental illness.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2025 03:33 PM (2ocoG)

53 They're both idiots. How useful they are is up for debate.

Posted by: Clarence Beeks at July 11, 2025 03:33 PM (gx/Qs)

54 Reports: Metadata shows Epstein tape was edited and saved multiple times; Bongino takes leave of absence after spat with AG Bondi

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NTTAWWT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living In a Beaver Cleaver World, at July 11, 2025 03:33 PM (L/fGl)

55 Try decaf.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2025 03:32 PM (2GCMq)


Okay "Pastor".

Posted by: Harsh Truth at July 11, 2025 03:33 PM (6BNWj)

56 18 Elric, I totally agree about the snow leopard. Magnificent animal.

Posted by: Bulg at July 11, 2025 03:33 PM (77rzZ)

57 Her follow up comment was removed from publication. It was, "I have learned nothing from this experience and will vote for Muslims whenever possible because Republicans want to put me in a burka."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 11, 2025 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

So she hasn't noticed peeps wearing burkas now for solidarity with the Palis? Democrats all.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:34 PM (8avO+)

58 well tigers but the metaphor didn't occur to them,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at July 11, 2025 03:34 PM (bXbFr)

59
How is the left capable of changing its stance on illegal immigration? They won't even admit to themselves why they're doing this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2025 03:34 PM (UmB+t)

60
Shot thru the fright wig
and you're to blame
you give clowns
a bad name

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2025 03:34 PM (AOsQT)

61 51 Posted by: Harsh Truth at July 11, 2025 03:29

Try decaf.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2025 03:32 PM (2GCMq)

They don't serve coffee at Stormfront. Because it's black.

Posted by: Wicket at July 11, 2025 03:34 PM (guCHD)

62 Also, I fully endorse leopards eating Democrats' faces.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2025 03:35 PM (2ocoG)

63 Posted by: Harsh Truth at July 11, 2025 03:33 PM (6BNWj

Changed your handle again? lol

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2025 03:35 PM (2GCMq)

64 Hmm, maybe her word choice - "transition" - was not the best?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2025 03:35 PM (ULPxl)

65 18 The "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party" was originally aimed at MAGA voters. Nice to see it being repackaged against the left now that their ass is getting impaled by their choices.

P.S. This saying is an insult to leopards. They are majestic. The snow leopard is one of the world's most beautiful animals. They don't eat people's faces.

Snow leopards were framed. It's the f**king Yetis eating all the faces. Stupid snow bigfoots...uh..bigfeets? Whatever.

Posted by: Nelly at July 11, 2025 03:35 PM (cHLus)

66 I saw a leopard on a game drive in South Africa. He was just casually walking away from a small pond and looked over at us with an expression of "What the hell are you looking at?". 2 hyenas following behind him at a respectable distance waiting for leftovers.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2025 03:35 PM (viF8m)

67 Quick Hits seems early today. The boss must be working something really juicy.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 11, 2025 03:35 PM (jYRYu)

68 This saying is an insult to leopards. They are majestic. The snow leopard is one of the world's most beautiful animals. They don't eat people's faces.

my first visit to the Philadelphia Zoo, I was mesmerized by the snow leopard. But I felt so sorry for the big cats...they were cooped up in little cages. This was before the zoo embraced the habitat concept.

there was a poor panther, just pacing up and down, with crazy eyes... poor baby.
Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2025 03:30 PM (dCxaZ)
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The Calgary zoo has snow leopards in a huge outdoor enclosure. I saw the female there. They're much smaller than lions or even African leopards, but beautiful. I added a snow leopard character to my book in part based on this.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 11, 2025 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

69 In the anti-ICE video, I must say I really enjoyed watching that fat trannie hit the pavement like a sack of wet cement.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2025 03:36 PM (Riz8t)

70 28 10 I hate fucking clowns.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Me too. At a minimum, I insist they use a condom. And no butt stuff!

I promise my lapel flower won't do the thing on your face.

Posted by: Nelly at July 11, 2025 03:36 PM (cHLus)

71 Democrats, especially Democrat females because they are easily manipulated because of their lack of emotional control, have been conditioned to hate white, Christian males so much that they will grasp on to anything that is not white, Christian or male.

yeah the bear versus man kerfuffle showed that. "would you rather be dropped in a wood alone that has a man in it or a bear" Most women chose bear since the man would hunt her down and SA her. Or to try and guilt trip men somehow.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:36 PM (8avO+)

72 Rumors on X: Dan Bongino is threatening to quit over the Epstein files. DeSantis is being considered to replace Bondi as AG.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 11, 2025 03:36 PM (paSBy)

73 I can't say I'm not enjoying watching the Democrat party literally shit all over itself.

But we have got to hold control of the House and Senate next year. This cannot be a replay of 2018.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 11, 2025 03:37 PM (wtvvX)

74 Quick Hits seems early today. The boss must be working something really juicy.

He's got a hot date tonight that he's going to hang shelves for. Hopefully she doesn't stand under them.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2025 03:37 PM (2ocoG)

75 "Leader Hakeem Jeffries is focused on taking back the House from the MAGA extremists who just ripped health care away from millions of Central and South Americans," Jeffries senior adviser André Richardson told CNN.

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2025 03:37 PM (RHGPo)

76 67 Quick Hits seems early today. The boss must be working something really juicy.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 11, 2025 03:35 PM (jYRYu)

He needs his afternoon free to whip up a batch of keto lasagna.

Posted by: Wicket at July 11, 2025 03:37 PM (AQ1VH)

77 >>> 75 "Leader Hakeem Jeffries is focused on taking back the House from the MAGA extremists who just ripped health care away from millions of Central and South Americans," Jeffries senior adviser André Richardson told CNN.
Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2025 03:37 PM (RHGPo)

This has GOT to be the Babylon Bee. Right???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2025 03:38 PM (ULPxl)

78 Well now, that's interesting. Pennsylvania's 9-1-1 system is having outages across the state. I wonder if it's related to the 9-1-1 walk out in Philly. They were ordered by the court to get back to work less than a week ago.

Maybe someone came back disgruntled and did something they shouldn't.

Posted by: Orson at July 11, 2025 03:38 PM (dIske)

79 I don't know. That leopard was doing a really good job of eating that guys face in "Apocalypto"

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2025 03:38 PM (HFcKg)

80 10 I hate fucking clowns.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2025 03:22 PM (W2Pud)

Maybe rethink one's dating choices.

Posted by: XTC at July 11, 2025 03:38 PM (UnA8+)

81 The Calgary zoo has snow leopards in a huge outdoor enclosure. I saw the female there. They're much smaller than lions or even African leopards, but beautiful. I added a snow leopard character to my book in part based on this.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 11, 2025 03:36 PM (iFTx/)


awwww...

Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2025 03:38 PM (dCxaZ)

82 Rumors on X: Dan Bongino is threatening to quit over the Epstein files. DeSantis is being considered to replace Bondi as AG.

So Bongino's threatening to quit and they're gonna can Bondi in response? I could accept that.

My one reservation about it being DeSantis (besides that he's clearly having a lot of fun as governor right now) is The Empress' admonition to never trust a JAG.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2025 03:38 PM (2ocoG)

83 Reading about the lesbian in Michigan when faced with actual Islam, im reminded of the Oscar Wilde quote " one would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2025 03:38 PM (JtH6i)

84 How is the left capable of changing its stance on illegal immigration? They won't even admit to themselves why they're doing this.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2025 03:34 PM (UmB+t)

Democrats favor criminals. You can't get much criminaler than someone illegally in the country. If they do crimes here they like them even more.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:39 PM (8avO+)

85 I miss sgt. Hulka. Don't you miss sgt. Hulka.

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2025 03:39 PM (hdyxQ)

86 It wasn't 'under siege', it was a drunk girl at a frat party who just broke up with someone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 11, 2025 03:39 PM (zZu0s)

87 ... under whose command drag performances took place on board the USS Ronald Reagan.

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What, the USNS Harvey Milk wasn't available?

Keel Haul that asshat!

Posted by: ShainS -- Two Days To 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Day' at July 11, 2025 03:39 PM (RW1OD)

88 51 Posted by: Harsh Truth at July 11, 2025 03:29

Try decaf.


Laudanum. A large quantity of it. Possibly laced with fentanyl.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2025 03:39 PM (Riz8t)

89 I think I have discovered the source material for the 'shelves' meme.

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2025 03:39 PM (AOsQT)

90 I think Lenin coined the term, whatever moves the narrative,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at July 11, 2025 03:39 PM (bXbFr)

91 The NYT is sad that Democrats can't get straight on immigration.

That's because they only do gay and retarded.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 11, 2025 03:40 PM (ynpvh)

92 Cory Booker: I Don’t Care If Trump Throws Me in Jail, I Won’t Stop Fighting

He added, “I’m going to continue to fight. I don’t care if this president calls me out every day, mean tweets me, threatens me."

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2025 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

93 >>> How the Democrats reached this point, and their continued struggles on immigration, is a decades-long story of political failures, missteps, misreadings and misplaced bets -- and some shrewd Republican moves.

No, it's a bit deeper than that. Immigration and trade policy have been used by both parties as a big fuck you to the American people.

It's been a bipartisan "fuck you" and until Trump declared he was running, no one on either side would do anything about it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 11, 2025 03:40 PM (uCjyK)

94 My one reservation about it being DeSantis (besides that he's clearly having a lot of fun as governor right now) is The Empress' admonition to never trust a JAG.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2025 03:38 PM (2ocoG)

I don't want Florida to be de-deSantised until his term is over or nearly so. too many threats.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:41 PM (8avO+)

95 92 Cory Booker: I Don’t Care If Trump Throws Me in Jail, I Won’t Stop Fighting

He added, “I’m going to continue to fight. I don’t care if this president calls me out every day, mean tweets me, threatens me."
Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2025 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

=======

Assertion:

Trump hasn't mentioned Booker publicly in weeks, minimum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 11, 2025 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

96
The DOD has yanked the nomination, for head of the 7th fleet, of an admiral who held a drag show on his aircraft carrier.

Are we sure this was some lgbtq stunt? The Navy has some rather, um, unique traditions, and an institutional sense of humor that doesn*t always translate well to the sane.

Posted by: Clay at July 11, 2025 03:41 PM (wLj9Q)

97
Try her as an adult

Posted by: Dr. T

============

"Patrick — who will be tried as an adult — has been charged with two counts of murder and two counts of aggravated assault.

Investigators are still working to discover a motive for the killings."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2025 03:41 PM (UmB+t)

98 Cory Booker: I Don’t Care If Trump Throws Me in Jail, I Won’t Stop Fighting

He added, “I’m going to continue to fight. I don’t care if this president calls me out every day, mean tweets me, threatens me."
Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2025 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

WHY WONT ANYONE NOTICE ME

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:41 PM (8avO+)

99 97 "Patrick — who will be tried as an adult — has been charged with two counts of murder and two counts of aggravated assault.

Investigators are still working to discover a motive for the killings."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2025 03:41 PM (UmB+t)

========

"A MAN MADE HER DO IT!"
-feminist defense lawyer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 11, 2025 03:42 PM (GBKbO)

100 92 Cory Booker: I Don’t Care If Trump Throws Me in Jail, I Won’t Stop Fighting

He added, “I’m going to continue to fight. I don’t care if this president calls me out every day, mean tweets me, threatens me."


Booker continued, "When I'm in jail, I won't let my personal hygiene suffer, though. I plan to shower frequently. Long, long showers, with lots of hot, soapy water.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2025 03:42 PM (Riz8t)

101 @54

>>Reports: Metadata shows Epstein tape was edited and saved multiple times; Bongino takes leave of absence after spat with AG Bondi

What gave it away, the missing minute of footage, the mysteriously moving garbage can, jump cuts of people entering and exiting the tier?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2025 03:42 PM (XV/Pl)

102 In the anti-ICE video, I must say I really enjoyed watching that fat trannie hit the pavement like a sack of wet cement.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2025 03:36 PM (Riz8t)
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Brought a smile to my face even though I was already smiling. I suspect yuge amounts of heavy drugs were involved.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 11, 2025 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

103 The media/ journalist hacks are making more shit up and just throwing it out there to find some kind of narrative.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2025 03:42 PM (HFcKg)

104 "Patrick — who will be tried as an adult — has been charged with two counts of murder and two counts of aggravated assault.

Investigators are still working to discover a motive for the killings."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2025 03:41 PM (UmB+t)

I'd suggest she wanted to kill her parents as a motive.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:42 PM (8avO+)

105 Every single one of these fuckers who say there is a personal vendetta against them specifically should have their entire identity erased.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 11, 2025 03:42 PM (zZu0s)

106 As anyone who's read my comments knows, I have been a longtime, vocal proponent of ravenous jungle cats in politics and media.

If I had my way, there would be a weekly "Catcast" on YouTube where me and my crew go to a different city, put a selection of feline killing machines from their local zoo on a three day fast, release them and a DJI drone in a government building or newsroom, and seal the exits.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2025 03:42 PM (BI5O2)

107 >Cory Booker: I Don’t Care If Trump Throws Me in Jail, I Won’t Stop Fighting
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Democrats are always fighting something

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2025 03:43 PM (AOsQT)

108 Blondi teasing the Epstein files then claiming they don't exist got a lot of lefties to come out and say:

1) Of course they don't exist, its all a conspiracy theory!
2) Except Trump he was the one Epstein client

So if Bongino does force their release this is going to be really funny.

Also, expect to hear that Blondi is one of those "reasonable conservatives" real fast.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2025 03:43 PM (t0Rmr)

109 Cory Booker: I Don’t Care If Trump Throws Me in Jail, I Won’t Stop Fighting

He added, “I’m going to continue to fight. I don’t care if this president calls me out every day, mean tweets me, threatens me."

Booker continued, "When I'm in jail, I won't let my personal hygiene suffer, though. I plan to shower frequently. Long, long showers, with lots of hot, soapy water.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2025 03:42 PM (Riz8t)
_______

[Golf clap]

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 11, 2025 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

110 A new proposal from the Center for American Progress, the party's leading policy shop, calls for expanding legal immigration while embracing ideas long championed by conservatives, including making it harder for migrants to qualify for asylum.
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Republicans should introduce such a bill post haste, because Democrats will NEVER vote for this, and- because they won't - they will then firmly be the "anti-immigrant party".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 11, 2025 03:43 PM (stfyU)

111 The DOD has yanked the nomination, for head of the 7th fleet, of an admiral who held a drag show on his aircraft carrier.

Are we sure this was some lgbtq stunt? The Navy has some rather, um, unique traditions, and an institutional sense of humor that doesn*t always translate well to the sane.
Posted by: Clay at July 11, 2025 03:41 PM (wLj9Q)

The equator crossing isn't a drag show that I ever heard.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:43 PM (8avO+)

112 >>> 106 As anyone who's read my comments knows, I have been a longtime, vocal proponent of ravenous jungle cats in politics and media.

If I had my way, there would be a weekly "Catcast" on YouTube where me and my crew go to a different city, put a selection of feline killing machines from their local zoo on a three day fast, release them and a DJI drone in a government building or newsroom, and seal the exits.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2025 03:42 PM (BI5O2)

You lie!!!

Posted by: suddenly unemployed rape dogs at July 11, 2025 03:44 PM (ULPxl)

113 Long, long showers, with lots of hot, soapy water.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2025 03:42 PM (Riz8t)

No soap on a rope for him, no sir. Just a lot of 'ooops!' And girlish giggling.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 11, 2025 03:44 PM (zZu0s)

114 >>Democrats are always fighting something

Usually reality.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2025 03:44 PM (viF8m)

115 There are literally thousands of things you can do to entertain your students, soldiers, coworkers etc...

Hosting a drag queen show is activism.

Of all of the available choices, choosing drag queen shows or story hour or whatever shows that you have an agenda. These choices aren't random, they are calculated by the destroyers of society.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 11, 2025 03:44 PM (tYXcB)

116 10 I hate fucking clowns.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2025 03:22 PM (W2Pud)

Used to work for a hospital. We would eat lunch in the cafeteria. These three clowns would dress up like doctors with white coats and big red noses and giant stethoscope that would honk or spray water. Surgery booties over their giant shoes. Frigging horrifying. I swear the could scare a kid to death.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 11, 2025 03:44 PM (OA79/)

117 so stupid people like John Reed misread the Kornilov maneuver against Lenin, as a coup attempt against Kerensky,
Kerensky wasn't that swift either it turns out, Kornilov could have forestalled the Bolshevik's operation if not canceled it entirely,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at July 11, 2025 03:45 PM (bXbFr)

118 Cory Booker is still around ?!

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2025 03:45 PM (g47mK)

119 110 A new proposal from the Center for American Progress, the party's leading policy shop, calls for expanding legal immigration while embracing ideas long championed by conservatives, including making it harder for migrants to qualify for asylum.
========================
Republicans should introduce such a bill post haste, because Democrats will NEVER vote for this, and- because they won't - they will then firmly be the "anti-immigrant party".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 11, 2025 03:43 PM (stfyU)

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The Economist's new cover story is about how the asylum system is broken.

I wonder why they didn't write the story under Biden's tenure...?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 11, 2025 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

120 I hate fucking clowns.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2025 03:22 PM (W2Pud)

Yeah. Almost as much as mimes.

Posted by: javems at July 11, 2025 03:45 PM (8I4hW)

121 94 My one reservation about it being DeSantis (besides that he's clearly having a lot of fun as governor right now) is The Empress' admonition to never trust a JAG.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2025 03:38 PM (2ocoG)

I don't want Florida to be de-deSantised until his term is over or nearly so. too many threats.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:41 PM (8avO+)
______________________________

I'd support someone like Clay Higgins. Unfortunately, we can't afford to remove any more congressmen for numbers reasons. Higgins, however, is a bit of a bad ass with a solid law enforcement history and did work within the Louisiana DOJ. His attitude would fit the goals right now.

Posted by: Orson at July 11, 2025 03:46 PM (dIske)

122
Used to work for a hospital. We would eat lunch in the cafeteria. These three clowns would dress up like doctors with white coats and big red noses and giant stethoscope that would honk or spray water. Surgery booties over their giant shoes. Frigging horrifying. I swear the could scare a kid to death.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

==============

That was a sketch in Reno 911.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2025 03:46 PM (UmB+t)

123 Trump learned from BLM and antifa bullshit. Ignore the local government - if they attack federal officials or faculties, arrest them on the spot. With extreme prejudice.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 11, 2025 03:46 PM (gDhA9)

124
I am a clown and board president of the nonprofit, Clowns Without Borders.

There are borders. They are invisible.

Posted by: The talking mime at July 11, 2025 03:46 PM (63Dwl)

125 As anyone who's read my comments knows, I have been a longtime, vocal proponent of ravenous jungle cats in politics and media.

If I had my way, there would be a weekly "Catcast" on YouTube where me and my crew go to a different city, put a selection of feline killing machines from their local zoo on a three day fast, release them and a DJI drone in a government building or newsroom, and seal the exits.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2025 03:42 PM (BI5O2)

It is systematic oppression that the views of deadly cat releasers are shunned, even repressed.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:46 PM (8avO+)

126 We all float down here.

Posted by: Pennywise at July 11, 2025 03:46 PM (viF8m)

127 92 Cory Booker: I Don’t Care If Trump Throws Me in Jail, I Won’t Stop Fighting

He added, “I’m going to continue to fight. I don’t care if this president calls me out every day, mean tweets me, threatens me."
Posted by: SMOD
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Booker auditioning for a soap opera?

Posted by: scampydog at July 11, 2025 03:46 PM (2bFN5)

128 I don't get why lions get so, well, lionized.

Tigers and leopards (regular, snow, and clouded) are all way cooler than lions. Hell, even jaguars are cooler than lions.

Posted by: Bulg at July 11, 2025 03:47 PM (77rzZ)

129 There are literally thousands of things you can do to entertain your students, soldiers, coworkers etc...

Hosting a drag queen show is activism.


In my area the AWFL are obsessed with getting kids to draq shows. The most risque the better. One local unitarian church had a youth oriented draq show followed by an "all ages dance"

Because as we all know have pre-teens dance with middle ages trannies is completely normal.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2025 03:47 PM (t0Rmr)

130
Investigators are still working to discover a motive for the killings."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2025 03:41 PM (UmB+t)

I'd suggest she wanted to kill her parents as a motive.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:42 PM (8avO+)


Hey hey stop ripping me off.

Posted by: Zombie Norm MacDonald at July 11, 2025 03:47 PM (OA79/)

131 Tigers and leopards (regular, snow, and clouded) are all way cooler than lions. Hell, even jaguars are cooler than lions.

Cheetahs are fagz, though.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2025 03:47 PM (Riz8t)

132 To clarify, I will eat your fucking face off for free.

Posted by: Cocaine Bear at July 11, 2025 03:47 PM (2UnvF)

133 speaking of Clowns, T Bone's act gets real old real fast,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at July 11, 2025 03:47 PM (bXbFr)

134 I hate fucking clowns.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2025 03:22 PM (W2Pud)

Yeah. Almost as much as mimes.
Posted by: javems at July 11, 2025 03:45 PM (8I4hW)

Mimes are foreign, illegal alien clowns. From France, even.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:47 PM (8avO+)

135 I don't care if Donald Trump has loud sex with my wife, I won't stop fighting. Like the headboard during their aggressive lovemaking, I will not be silenced. I will be heard even over their ecstatic guttural animal noises of abandon and sexual pleasure. Like my wife hollering under Donald Trump and his furiously pumping hips, I will be satisfied!

Posted by: Sexually Frustrated Democrat Cuck of the Week at July 11, 2025 03:48 PM (DZBap)

136 You lie!!!
Posted by: suddenly unemployed rape dogs at July 11, 2025 03:44 PM (ULPxl)

Worry not. Your jobs are safe. You, and the knouters. You're highly trained. The cats are low skill workers used for simple tasks.

America will not run out of highly ranked special cases who need your not-so-tender attentions any time soon.

In fact, we need to staff up!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2025 03:48 PM (BI5O2)

137 That is the thing - the Dem coalition is wildly unstable. LGBTQ and Muslims in the same group? One will eventually murder the other. Likely the Muslims will murder the alphabet people.

You think taking down your flags is a problem? Idiots.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 11, 2025 03:48 PM (gDhA9)

138 >>> 130
Investigators are still working to discover a motive for the killings."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2025 03:41 PM (UmB+t)

I'd suggest she wanted to kill her parents as a motive.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:42 PM (8avO+)


Hey hey stop ripping me off.
Posted by: Zombie Norm MacDonald at July 11, 2025 03:47 PM (OA79/)

I'd suggest she wanted to kill her parents as a motive.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 11, 2025 03:48 PM (ULPxl)

139 Moron Bombdaddy >> Team Gentrification

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 11, 2025 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

140 136
America will not run out of highly ranked special cases who need your not-so-tender attentions any time soon.

In fact, we need to staff up!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2025 03:48 PM (BI5O2)

=====

Are you promising them managerial positions?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 11, 2025 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

141 >>I hate fucking clowns.
__
Yeah, me too. But sometimes they're the only ones around at closing time.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 11, 2025 03:48 PM (bNf8H)

142 There are borders. They are invisible.
Posted by: The talking mime

Oh, so that's what an invisible barrier looks like.

Posted by: Bulg at July 11, 2025 03:48 PM (77rzZ)

143
Anyone who takes children to drag shows should be prosecuted for child abuse.

Posted by: four seasons at July 11, 2025 03:49 PM (3ek7K)

144 Bongino is funny-looking and should go back to podcasting. He has a face made for radio.
DeSantis is having too much success in Florida to want to go to DC, where it takes hammers on brick walls to get anything done.
He'd make a good Senator for Florida. I don't know when the next seat is available.

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2025 03:49 PM (AOsQT)

145 Used to work for a hospital. We would eat lunch in the cafeteria. These three clowns would dress up like doctors with white coats and big red noses and giant stethoscope that would honk or spray water. Surgery booties over their giant shoes. Frigging horrifying. I swear the could scare a kid to death.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

==============

That was a sketch in Reno 911.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2025 03:46 PM (UmB+t)

Well in real life it ain't funny at all.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 11, 2025 03:49 PM (OA79/)

146 because they broke it,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at July 11, 2025 03:49 PM (bXbFr)

147 In my area the AWFL are obsessed with getting kids to draq shows. The most risque the better. One local unitarian church had a youth oriented draq show followed by an "all ages dance"

Because as we all know have pre-teens dance with middle ages trannies is completely normal.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2025 03:47 PM (t0Rmr)

I expect the effect of that is developing a lot of concealed trans hate into the kids.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:49 PM (8avO+)

148 "When you have the most Latino district in the country outside of Puerto Rico vote for Trump, that should be a wake-up call for the Democratic Party," said Representative Vicente Gonzalez of Texas, who saw Mr. Trump win every county in his district along the border with Mexico. "This is a Democratic district that's been blue for over a century."

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2025 03:49 PM (RHGPo)

149 "Team Gentrification" ... does Whackeem even know what "gentrification" even means? It's a positive word. I means taking dogshit sewer ghettos and making them nicer. Yea, I know liberals use the word negatively, but nobody seriously doesn't want gentrification.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 11, 2025 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

150 Bongino is funny-looking and should go back to podcasting. He has a face made for radio.
DeSantis is having too much success in Florida to want to go to DC, where it takes hammers on brick walls to get anything done.
He'd make a good Senator for Florida. I don't know when the next seat is available.
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2025 03:49 PM (AOsQT)

He should find another state and go clean it up too.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:50 PM (8avO+)

151 I'd suggest she wanted to kill her parents as a motive.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:42 PM (8avO+)


Hey hey stop ripping me off.
Posted by: Zombie Norm MacDonald at July 11, 2025 03:47 PM (OA79/)

I'd suggest she wanted to kill her parents as a motive.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 11, 2025 03:48 PM (ULPxl)


ITS FUNNY CAUSE AMY SCHUMER STEALS JOKES.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at July 11, 2025 03:51 PM (OA79/)

152 I hate fucking clowns.
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Oh I don't know. Rodeo clowns are pretty hot.

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at July 11, 2025 03:51 PM (paSBy)

153
What gave it away, the missing minute of footage, the mysteriously moving garbage can, jump cuts of people entering and exiting the tier?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

==============

[freeze frame]
"Poochie died on the way back to his home planet."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2025 03:51 PM (UmB+t)

154 I still get Dan Bongino mixed up with Danny Bonaduce sometimes.

Posted by: Bulg at July 11, 2025 03:52 PM (77rzZ)

155 154 Me too.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 11, 2025 03:52 PM (bvNHo)

156 James Howard Kunstler speculates in his column today that Epstein may still be alive.

Posted by: Bulg at July 11, 2025 03:53 PM (77rzZ)

157 Is gentrification worse than fascism or is it the other way around?

Posted by: PG at July 11, 2025 03:53 PM (gQbO4)

158 "Team Gentrification" ... does Whackeem even know what "gentrification" even means? It's a positive word. I means taking dogshit sewer ghettos and making them nicer. Yea, I know liberals use the word negatively, but nobody seriously doesn't want gentrification.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 11, 2025 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

I think if they are right and the Commie wants gentrification its a huge threat to the current corrupt urban decay freaks. They'll all get voted out of office and purged of cushy jobs. Personally I think this dude is worse than they are. But I'm still hoping for both to lose.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:53 PM (8avO+)

159 LA Mayor Karen Bass: The LA riots "never happened."

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2025 03:53 PM (RHGPo)

160 I don’t like clowns, they’re creepy and scary

Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2025 03:54 PM (jgmnb)

161 I don't get why lions get so, well, lionized.

Tigers and leopards (regular, snow, and clouded) are all way cooler than lions. Hell, even jaguars are cooler than lions.
Posted by: Bulg at July 11, 2025 03:47 PM (77rzZ)
___________

"Fuck you!"

-- Mufasa

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 11, 2025 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

162 Her follow up comment was removed from publication. It was, "I have learned nothing from this experience and will vote for Muslims whenever possible because Republicans want to put me in a burka."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Bwahahahahahahaha! So true!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2025 03:54 PM (8v2yu)

163 willow
362 Never forget that the very term "bureaucracy" was devised as a bitterly sarcastic observation that our real rulers that lord over us are not the wealthy (plutocracy) or the general populace (democracy) or the social elites (aristocracy), but instead the faceless, soulless government functionaries who actually are the ones with the hands on the levers of power, supposedly at the behest of and taking orders from the the people or the elite, but who actually ling ago went rogue and realized that they, the ones with their hands on the levers, actually control everything, asnd no ne can stop them.

And then came Trump.
Posted by: zombie
------------------------

The only two people who knew how much gold the Spaniards took out of the New World were the accountants and the ships captains.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 11, 2025 03:54 PM (Ri+6K)

164 Bongino is one of those eggplant Italians that Dennis Hopper told Christopher Walken about in True Romance.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2025 03:55 PM (XV/Pl)

165 >James Howard Kunstler speculates in his column today that Epstein may still be alive.
----


THEY SAVED HIS BRAIN]/i]

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2025 03:55 PM (AOsQT)

166 LA Mayor Karen Bass: The LA riots "never happened."


Gdflkdieosnff'eseopfjo

Posted by: Reginald Denny at July 11, 2025 03:55 PM (Riz8t)

167 Cory Booker is actually taunting Trump to send him to jail. Brer Booker wants to be thrown in that briar patch/ prison shower

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2025 03:55 PM (JtH6i)

168 Back when /b/ was a thing, there was this poster who would create threads with pics of sexy female clowns. Made the idea of fucking clowns seem marginally less demented and sad.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2025 03:55 PM (cBvpj)

169 I expect the effect of that is developing a lot of concealed trans hate into the kids.
Posted by: Oldcat


I suspect that when you meet the Colander Face Mask guy in the wasteland, you won't have to ask his origin story. You'll just know it started with a troon event at his church.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2025 03:55 PM (mlg/3)

170 The Calgary zoo has snow leopards in a huge outdoor enclosure.

-
I call them "Hunter leopards."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living In a Beaver Cleaver World, at July 11, 2025 03:56 PM (L/fGl)

171 The only two people who knew how much gold the Spaniards took out of the New World were the accountants and the ships captains.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 11, 2025 03:54 PM (Ri+6K)
================
and the accountants never made it out of Mexico

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 11, 2025 03:56 PM (stfyU)

172 Does anybody else remember the story in the Daily Mail about the Secret Service snipers that were on another roof and claimed that they were being shot at? The story can no longer be found.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2025 03:56 PM (HFcKg)

173 I don't get why lions get so, well, lionized.

Tigers and leopards (regular, snow, and clouded) are all way cooler than lions. Hell, even jaguars are cooler than lions.
Posted by: Bulg at July 11, 2025 03:47 PM (77rzZ)
___________

"Fuck you!"

-- Mufasa
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 11, 2025 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

Lions have the manes, they have a pride structure which appeals to Kings and Sultans. And they live closer to Europe.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:56 PM (8avO+)

174 I feel like ocelots are not getting their due in this thread.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2025 03:57 PM (cBvpj)

175 As big cats go, I like the cougar.

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2025 03:57 PM (AOsQT)

176 Tigers and leopards (regular, snow, and clouded) are all way cooler than lions. Hell, even jaguars are cooler than lions.
Posted by: Bulg


BABOO~!

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2025 03:57 PM (mlg/3)

177 174 I feel like ocelots are not getting their due in this thread.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2025 03:57 PM (cBvpj)

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bear with asymmetrical balls confirmed for being Sterling Archer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 11, 2025 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

178 Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: A Lynx at July 11, 2025 03:58 PM (2UnvF)

179 Cory Booker is actually taunting Trump to send him to jail. Brer Booker wants to be thrown in that briar patch/ prison shower
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2025 03:55 PM (JtH6i)

he would have to do something first. Not his specialty.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 03:58 PM (8avO+)

180 I feel like ocelots are not getting their due in this thread.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Well, I'm just talking about the big cats.

Ocelots and margays are pretty cool. Pallas' cat from Central Asia is the coolest small cat.

Posted by: Bulg at July 11, 2025 03:58 PM (77rzZ)

181 >>> 172 Does anybody else remember the story in the Daily Mail about the Secret Service snipers that were on another roof and claimed that they were being shot at? The story can no longer be found.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2025 03:56 PM (HFcKg)

I don't remember a Daily Mail article specifically but I do remember seeing that mentioned a couple places.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 11, 2025 03:59 PM (ULPxl)

182 Tigers should definitely be the Kings of the Jungle. They were robbed of the title by a cat with a blonde blow out.

Posted by: jmel at July 11, 2025 03:59 PM (bVhJi)

183 The Justice Democrats, before getting the Squad elected, had a 501c3 called something like “Remake 538.”

Spoiler alert: they don’t just want to replace Jeffries, they want to replace every member of Congress.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2025 04:00 PM (Hkcdp)

184 No more Kangz.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 11, 2025 04:00 PM (bvNHo)

185 A tiger? In Africa?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2025 04:00 PM (2UnvF)

186 182 Tigers should definitely be the Kings of the Jungle. They were robbed of the title by a cat with a blonde blow out.
Posted by: jmel at July 11, 2025 03:59 PM (bVhJi)

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Lions don't even live in the jungle!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 11, 2025 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

187 Hey! They're getting into his rice bowl!

Bill Melugin@BillMelugin_
NEW: The President of Glasshouse Farms, which had two cannabis farms raided by ICE & Border Patrol in Camarillo yesterday, has donated thousands of dollars to Democrats in California, including $10,000 to Gov. Gavin Newsom in 2018.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living In a Beaver Cleaver World, at July 11, 2025 04:00 PM (L/fGl)

188 And the commies will KILL the liberals. In fact, as soon as possible. Before they kill the conservatives even.

Why?

because the liberals represent a softer alternative to what they are offering. They need the choice to be defined.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 11, 2025 04:00 PM (gDhA9)

189 172 Does anybody else remember the story in the Daily Mail about the Secret Service snipers that were on another roof and claimed that they were being shot at? The story can no longer be found.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2025 03:56 PM

I do. It's a vague memory, something about maybe a shooter on a water tower?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2025 04:00 PM (CueAq)

190 Ocelots and margays are pretty cool. Pallas' cat from Central Asia is the coolest small cat.
Posted by: Bulg at July 11, 2025 03:58 PM (77rzZ)

They look like the last ones to show up in the rental shop for fur suits. Not the right size, meh patterns and color.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 04:01 PM (8avO+)

191 187 Hey! They're getting into his rice bowl!

Bill Melugin@BillMelugin_
NEW: The President of Glasshouse Farms, which had two cannabis farms raided by ICE & Border Patrol in Camarillo yesterday, has donated thousands of dollars to Democrats in California, including $10,000 to Gov. Gavin Newsom in 2018.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living In a Beaver Cleaver World, at July 11, 2025 04:00 PM

Now do Helios Dayspring and the SLO county supervisor he paid off that killed himself with a cocaine overdose.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 11, 2025 04:02 PM (CueAq)

192 Mamdani people will destroy the Hakeem Jeffries of the world. They have to. They want to be the only possible alternative to Trump.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 11, 2025 04:02 PM (gDhA9)

193 As big cats go, I like the cougar.
Posted by: Don Black

Found from Alaska to Patagonia, in nearly every habitat. They are certainly adaptable.

Posted by: Bulg at July 11, 2025 04:02 PM (77rzZ)

194 Helena Handbasket, I remember seeing it and then went back to try to find it. There is a new documentary out that claims there were two shooters in Butler and the second shooter was shooting at the secret service agents. The agents said they were indeed being fired upon.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2025 04:02 PM (HFcKg)

195 The Justice Democrats, before getting the Squad elected, had a 501c3 called something like “Remake 538.”

Spoiler alert: they don’t just want to replace Jeffries, they want to replace every member of Congress.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2025 04:00 PM (Hkcdp)

Not sure their appeal will spread to the Midwest.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 04:03 PM (8avO+)

196 Are you promising them managerial positions?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 11, 2025 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

Knouters manage the rape dogs. Rape dogs guard the killer cat habitats when they're on R&R from field duty. The cats play in their enclosures and feed on entertainers between their fast days.

It's the natural order.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2025 04:03 PM (BI5O2)

197 That’s cruel to be so hard on that Admiral for doing his best to uphold the Traditions of the Navy - those traditions being Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2025 04:03 PM (Hlfhp)

198 The second shooter was firing from the tree line.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2025 04:04 PM (HFcKg)

199 Mano-a-Mano, a tiger would destroy a lion, but lions don't fight Mano-a-Mano, they fight in groups.

A tiger might get the upper hand one on one but would quickly be ripped apart by the pride.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2025 04:04 PM (XV/Pl)

200 149 "Team Gentrification" ... does Whackeem even know what "gentrification" even means? It's a positive word. I means taking dogshit sewer ghettos and making them nicer. Yea, I know liberals use the word negatively, but nobody seriously doesn't want gentrification.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 11, 2025 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

They're saying the character of a neighborhood changes when a bunch of upper middle class white people move in, and that that's a negative thing.

But if you point out that the inverse is true, too, you're a racist.

For example, a generation or two ago, Queens was almost entirely made up of white Europeans. Now it's "the most diverse county in the world". Queens did not get nicer.

But if a person of Greek descent says "all these Egyptians moving in ruined Astoria" that would be racist. But if an Egyptian person says "all of these white kids from Manhattan moving to Astoria is ruining the neighborhood," that is to be celebrated, and the white people are probably racist anyways.

It's a strange phenomena.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 11, 2025 04:04 PM (uCjyK)

201 In between thunderstorms at the cabin. I checked, we're on high ground and the stream flows *out* of the lake below us.

I've always wanted an ocelot but they would make terrible house pets.

Posted by: pookysgirl, cat fan at July 11, 2025 04:04 PM (PPB1b)

202 There was a mountain lion walking down a street in Rochester NY last night. There's a video and the reactions from the locals are classic. We've had sightings in the Catskills but they are probably transient.
As for big cats , jaguars are scary cool.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2025 04:04 PM (JtH6i)

203 ***compilation of the physical attacks and ambushes
---

Pushing back on those thugs is silly. Walnut option first then if they persist, escalate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 11, 2025 04:04 PM (Ri+6K)

204 As big cats go, I like the cougar.
Posted by: Don Black

Found from Alaska to Patagonia, in nearly every habitat. They are certainly adaptable.
Posted by: Bulg at July 11, 2025 04:02 PM (77rzZ)

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They can be found in most bars too.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2025 04:05 PM (2UnvF)

205 175 As big cats go, I like the cougar.
Posted by: Don Black
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Wild or wine bar?

Posted by: scampydog at July 11, 2025 04:05 PM (2bFN5)

206 Helena Handbasket, I remember seeing it and then went back to try to find it. There is a new documentary out that claims there were two shooters in Butler and the second shooter was shooting at the secret service agents. The agents said they were indeed being fired upon.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2025 04:02 PM (HFcKg)

And then they never said it again, despite the victim being President and all. Okay.....'

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 04:05 PM (8avO+)

207 [Nebraska State] Senator Megan Hunt@NebraskaMegan
Absolutely. Fuck ICE and everyone who supports them. These thugs are America’s gestapo, our modern national shame, and must be stopped at every opportunity.
. . . .
Whatever public safety benefits ICE claims to provide are undermined by the damage it has done to communities and to the country’s moral authority. Saying “Abolish ICE” is not extreme. What’s extreme is a supporting a government agency that behaves like a domestic Gestapo. Idiot

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living In a Beaver Cleaver World, at July 11, 2025 04:05 PM (L/fGl)

208 The Dems problem is the big tent.

If you don't have an overall unifying theme, you get the trannies, Zohran and Face Eating Leopards who each have to be coddled and given freebies.

As opposed to small gov't and national security (cough, cough).

Even Carville is sick of the in your face identity politics. Each one of those above is against the white male and if you don't continually re-affirm that - and a their specific mommy issues - you'll piss off one other "group."

I don't see how the Ds become a large party again. They'll squeak by in some elections. But I grew up when the house was 300-135.

Rs won't achieve that. But at least we have an opportunity to grow. Unless we get Charlie Browned again ( looking at you St Ronnie and 1986 immigration reform).

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 11, 2025 04:05 PM (FxH7T)

209 As big cats go, I like the cougar.
Posted by: Don Black

Found from Alaska to Patagonia, in nearly every habitat. They are certainly adaptable.
Posted by: Bulg at July 11, 2025 04:02 PM (77rzZ)
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and in most bars or cocktail parties too

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 11, 2025 04:05 PM (stfyU)

210 It's a strange phenomena.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Or even a phenomenon.

Posted by: Bulg at July 11, 2025 04:06 PM (77rzZ)

211 179 Cory Booker is actually taunting Trump to send him to jail. Brer Booker wants to be thrown in that briar patch/ prison shower
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 11, 2025 03:55 PM (JtH6i)

he would have to do something first. Not his specialty.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Jails are prime dating opportunities for a fiercely heterosexual Senator Booker.

Posted by: whig at July 11, 2025 04:06 PM (ctrM5)

212 Umm, mebbe clean up the trash piled on top of the tel-com boxes

@Caruzkcab 40m
Breaking: Just got a statewide 911 outage alert on my phone for Pennsylvania statewide

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2025 04:06 PM (mlg/3)

213 194 Helena Handbasket, I remember seeing it and then went back to try to find it. There is a new documentary out that claims there were two shooters in Butler and the second shooter was shooting at the secret service agents. The agents said they were indeed being fired upon.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2025 04:02 PM (HFcKg)

That's another subject we're supposed to be incurious about.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 11, 2025 04:06 PM (uCjyK)

214
The snow leopard is one of the world's most beautiful animals. They don't eat people's faces.



Tell those lazy leopards to get their asses in gear.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2025 04:06 PM (y9nCu)

215 As big cats go, I like the cougar.
Posted by: Don Black


A leopard can drag twice it's weight up a tree, but a cougar can drag frat boy half her age into bed.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2025 04:06 PM (8v2yu)

216 Lions don't even live in the jungle!

Incorrect.

Posted by: The Tokens at July 11, 2025 04:07 PM (Riz8t)

217 @Polymarket . 1h

_ The DOJ released footage from Epstein’s cell was edited with Adobe Premiere Pro, stitched from 2 clips
— WIRED

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 11, 2025 04:07 PM (Ri+6K)

218 Oldcat, they are saying it in this documentary. This may all be bullshit.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2025 04:07 PM (HFcKg)

219 Cheetahs are akin to big house cats.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 11, 2025 04:08 PM (hHC7e)

220 Weird how the “Gestapo” found ten or so unaccompanied minors at the pot farm yesterday, and will make sure they get home. Monstrous, saving kids from essentially slavery!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2025 04:08 PM (Hkcdp)

221 Some clouded leopards are sabertooths.

Posted by: Bulg at July 11, 2025 04:08 PM (77rzZ)

222 OT- This is so great. Victor Davis Hanson speech on American virtues - The Commencement Speech at Hillsdale College 2025:

https://tinyurl.com/yc7a4vn2

It's kind of long, but really worth the effort if you have time. Thank you, Dr. Hanson.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2025 04:08 PM (2GCMq)

223 Wait wait, are you saying the asylum system...is broken?

I was assured for the last 10 years it was working perfectly, and no changes were possible or necessary.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 11, 2025 04:08 PM (gDhA9)

224
A new proposal from the Center for American Progress, the party's leading policy shop, calls for expanding legal immigration while embracing ideas long championed by conservatives, including making it harder for migrants to qualify for asylum.

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Utterly fake. A Trojan Horse.

Excessive legal immigration is already a problem. These communists want to expand it into an even bigger problem to compensate for the loss of illegal immigration.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 11, 2025 04:08 PM (QwK6F)

225 Oh, funny story from last night: Driving in the rain and a young deer crossed the road in front of me.... right by the John Deere dealership! It's the only time in my life I've wanted a dashcam.

Posted by: pookysgirl didn't veer but used her brakes at July 11, 2025 04:09 PM (PPB1b)

226 I've had Glasshouse Farms product (Lilac Diesel and Blue Dream). It was pretty good. Now I know that child slave labor is the key.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at July 11, 2025 04:09 PM (KAi1n)

227 I don't see how the Ds become a large party again. They'll squeak by in some elections. But I grew up when the house was 300-135.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 11, 2025 04:05 PM (FxH7T)

I would imagine the long term plan is to change the demographics so much that the R's are the party of straight white people, and everyone else is the D's.

It will make it easier for the Deep State to continue the divide and conquer path they're on.

As Joe Biden said, whites will soon be a minority and that's a good thing. It's the ultimate source of our strength and who we are.

https://tinyurl.com/4c4msytm

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 11, 2025 04:09 PM (uCjyK)

228 The second spitter…. Roger McDowell on the gravelly road

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 11, 2025 04:09 PM (lepZb)

229 The snow leopard is one of the world's most beautiful animals. They don't eat people's faces.



Tell those lazy leopards to get their asses in gear.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2025 04:06 PM (y9nCu)

That's what they want you to think.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 04:09 PM (8avO+)

230 >Cory Booker: I Don’t Care If Trump Throws Me in Jail, I Won’t Stop Fighting

Don't you know who I am? I'm Cory "incredibly heterosexual " Booker dammit.

Heyyyyyyyy. yeahhhhhh

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 11, 2025 04:09 PM (FxH7T)

231 Been saying for a while it's gonna be a hoot to watch the Left throw their precious women, gays and trannies to the iSlime wolves the moment it becomes "necessary".

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2025 04:09 PM (Qr870)

232 I don't get why lions get so, well, lionized.


==

they are a bunch of poseurs

Posted by: runner at July 11, 2025 04:09 PM (g47mK)

233
I don't see how the Ds become a large party again. They'll squeak by in some elections. But I grew up when the house was 300-135.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

==============

The identity politics is another one they are constitutionally incapable of changing on. Again, they can't articulate to themselves why they do it. Ask a lefty about individual rights and they'll go FREEP-brszt!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2025 04:10 PM (UmB+t)

234 The DOD has yanked the nomination, for head of the 7th fleet, of an admiral who held a drag show on his aircraft carrier.
===

It's not gay when you are away.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2025 04:10 PM (/lPRQ)

235 @julie_kelly2
2h
Sources confirm to me the blow up between Dan Bongino and Pam Bondi is very real. This has been brewing for four months and came to a head at the White House on Wednesday.

He has not been in the office since.

Most of the frustration at FBI relates to her handling of Epstein disclosures and disputes between FBI and Bondi about how to proceed.

Bongino appears ready to resign imminently if Bondi remains in office
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at the same time
@RealAlexJones . 1h

_ AG Pam Bondi To Take The Blame For The Epstein Case Whitewash Political Firestorm Before Her Ultimate Removal, According To FBI & WH Intel Sources

PLUS, FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino Will Resign Soon, But Kash Patel Will Stay On Head Of Agency

"Pam Bondi Will Be Trump's Sacrificial Lamb On This"
----

Is it real or is it just Alex?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 11, 2025 04:11 PM (Ri+6K)

236 "Lakota Man" has gone full Speaks With Forked Tongue Warren!

https://is.gd/31EFFT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living In a Beaver Cleaver World, at July 11, 2025 04:11 PM (L/fGl)

237 Senator Megan Hunt
@NebraskaMegan

Absolutely. Fuck ICE and everyone who supports them. These thugs are America’s gestapo, our modern national shame, and must be stopped at every opportunity.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2025 04:11 PM (NpAcC)

238 199 Mano-a-Mano, a tiger would destroy a lion, but lions don't fight Mano-a-Mano, they fight in groups.

A tiger might get the upper hand one on one but would quickly be ripped apart by the pride.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2025 04:04 PM (XV/Pl)
___________________________

I was kind of surprised by this. The bear wasn't having any of this tiger. This is a Sloth Bear. They make Honey Badgers look like pussies.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6bbd67

On a side note. the guy commenting is Forest Galante. He's insane himself. But, I highly recommend his content.

Posted by: Orson at July 11, 2025 04:11 PM (dIske)

239
Is it real or is it just Alex?
Posted by: Braenyard

============

Why would two people be quitting? Bongino threatens to quit because of Bondi, while Bondi is being squeezed out?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2025 04:12 PM (UmB+t)

240 Lions are the lamest of monster cats... but they still kick ass.

You guys should look up big cats making kills. Videos are pretty rare; these animals are stealthy. But it's always satisfying to watch.

It's one of the reasons I love owning a house cat. A lot of them are duds who don't enjoy killing, and they're fine. But if you get a good one, they're still wild at heart. You can open your back fence, sit quietly drinking beer, and watch them hunt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2025 04:12 PM (BI5O2)

241 Hey Ace, did you know that Wet Leg has a new album? I think it was released today or very recently at least. As a wet leg enjoyer I you might like to know.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 11, 2025 04:12 PM (cduTK)

242 John Kerry realizes, years too late, that the President's "Job One" is to defend the border.

John Kerry leading from behind.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2025 04:12 PM (/lPRQ)

243 Quick Hits seems early today. The boss must be working something really juicy.

He's got a hot date tonight that he's going to hang shelves for. Hopefully she doesn't stand under them.
Posted by: Ian S.


Is her name Felicity? I think they got married. She's taken his name.

Posted by: Bulg at July 11, 2025 04:12 PM (77rzZ)

244 Oldcat, they are saying it in this documentary. This may all be bullshit.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2025 04:07 PM (HFcKg)

I'm just pointing out the flaw. There is no reason with Trump in office for a ham and egger SS grunt to NOT come out and say that fire was coming from another shooter.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 04:13 PM (8avO+)

245 Is it real or is it just Alex?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 11, 2025 04:11 PM (Ri+6K)

Hmm... Hard to say. Media / Deep State does make up a lot of fake palace intrigue, and Alex Jones is known to just throw out everything he hears, so could be fake.

But if real, does this mean Bongino will come out and tell us the actual truth, or nah?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 11, 2025 04:13 PM (uCjyK)

246 >>There was a mountain lion walking down a street in Rochester NY last night.

How was his hair?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2025 04:14 PM (viF8m)

247 John Kerry realizes, years too late, that the President's "Job One" is to defend the border.

John Kerry leading from behind.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2025 04:12 PM (/lPRQ)

John Kerry realizing that the grift is gonna be going elsewhere from now on. These new dudes don't give a crap about warming.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 04:14 PM (8avO+)

248 This is a Sloth Bear. They make Honey Badgers look like pussies.
Posted by: Orson

Baloo was a sloth bear. They are not to be underestimated.

Posted by: Bulg at July 11, 2025 04:14 PM (77rzZ)

249 I'm actually surprised the Left haven't begun going after the Capitol Police for protecting the Police State. Only a matter of time.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2025 04:14 PM (Qr870)

250 242 John Kerry realizes, years too late, that the President's "Job One" is to defend the border.

John Kerry leading from behind.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2025 04:12 PM (/lPRQ)

John Kerry is Deep State through and through, so if he's saying that, I imagine we're going to see a slight shift to the Juan McCain position from the D's.

You know? "Build the danged wall" during campaign season and "we need to pass comprehensive immigration reform! amnesty" while in office.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 11, 2025 04:15 PM (uCjyK)

251 As big cats go, I like the cougar.
Posted by: Don Black

Everybody likes cougars when they're two or three margaritas into happy hour.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living In a Beaver Cleaver World, at July 11, 2025 04:16 PM (L/fGl)

252 82 Rumors on X: Dan Bongino is threatening to quit over the Epstein files. DeSantis is being considered to replace Bondi as AG.

So Bongino's threatening to quit and they're gonna can Bondi in response? I could accept that.

My one reservation about it being DeSantis (besides that he's clearly having a lot of fun as governor right now) is The Empress' admonition to never trust a JAG.
Posted by: Ian S.
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I doubt Trump is going to appoint DeSantis as AG. Loomer is the source of that and she is more wrong than right.

Trump appointed Bondi because he does not need a repeat of his first term so he will appoint someone that has loyalty to him, not to their future prospects.

Posted by: whig at July 11, 2025 04:16 PM (ctrM5)

253 It's one of the reasons I love owning a house cat. A lot of them are duds who don't enjoy killing, and they're fine. But if you get a good one, they're still wild at heart. You can open your back fence, sit quietly drinking beer, and watch them hunt.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

===

My girl's cat caught a bunny, brought into the garage to my feet, ate the entire head, then went back out.

Good cat.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2025 04:17 PM (/lPRQ)

254 Post quickie



nood

Posted by: banana Dream at July 11, 2025 04:17 PM (cduTK)

255 The white tigers are my favorites.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2025 04:18 PM (NpAcC)

256 Is it real or is it just Alex?
Posted by: Braenyard
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I don't think Alex is plugged into this administration.

Basically a certain segment of conservatives want Bondi out and the Epstein episode is a good excuse to do so.

Posted by: whig at July 11, 2025 04:18 PM (ctrM5)

257 ...former city council member, after her Muslim successors...


Read.it folks.
Ought to scare the crap out of us all.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2025 04:19 PM (W/lyH)

258 It's one of the reasons I love owning a house cat. A lot of them are duds who don't enjoy killing, and they're fine. But if you get a good one, they're still wild at heart. You can open your back fence, sit quietly drinking beer, and watch them hunt.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2025 04:12 PM (BI5O2)

My indoor ones hunt each other or me. My oldest will rush from the breakfast bar top at the kitchen across the stairs passing thru the railing to sit on my briefcase. When I go back to the kitchen he races me back to the breakfast bar to beat me.

This morning one of the other cats intercepted him and pounced between on the stairs and chased him upstairs a ways

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 04:20 PM (8avO+)

259 [Nebraska State] Senator Megan Hunt@NebraskaMegan
Absolutely. Fuck ICE and everyone who supports them. These thugs are America’s gestapo, our modern national shame, and must be stopped at every opportunity.
===

Gestapo - most infamous for tracking down ethnics sneaking into Nazi Germany to sponge of their welfare state.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2025 04:20 PM (/lPRQ)

260 Been gone all day... did we talk about the new Canada ad from the French provinces? About hugging it out?

It's clever and brilliant, and an important message for these times. But I can't but wonder, knowing how liberal those provinces are, that's it's just a cynical ploy for tourism versus how they actually feel.

"Hello, stupid Americans. We secretly hate you, but please give us your money! Here's a hug!"

Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2025 04:20 PM (gWBY1)

261 Not only have Americans tuned out the main stream media, but the most loyal, brain dead adherents of the main stream media, Liberal White Do Gooder Boomers, are dying off.

Good riddance.

Posted by: Old Fart Boomer at July 11, 2025 04:20 PM (R/m4+)

262 They're saying the character of a neighborhood changes when a bunch of upper middle class white people move in, and that that's a negative thing.

But if you point out that the inverse is true, too, you're a racist.


There's a big blowup going around social media right now because Carnival Cruise Lines issued a new code of conduct for passengers that targets a recent explosion in ghetto blacks blasting loud music, running around the halls all night, and having large group fistfights and the occasional shootout.

Naturally this new code is considered racist by those it targets because every behavior it prohibits has been done only by black people.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2025 04:20 PM (2ocoG)

263 I was stalked all night by a mountain lion once when I was 14 or 15. I think it was probably an adolescent male because I had a fire and I was taking potshots in the dark at it to keep it away. Older mountain lions are more wary than that.

But I think it's why I love killer cats.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2025 04:20 PM (BI5O2)

264 My girl's cat caught a bunny, brought into the garage to my feet, ate the entire head, then went back out.

Good cat.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 11, 2025 04:17 PM (/lPRQ)

hm. Pretty much all cats I knew would eat all BUT the head and leave it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 04:21 PM (8avO+)

265 I don’t like clowns, they’re creepy and scary
Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2025 03:54 PM


Now that's just hurtful.

Posted by: Pennywise at July 11, 2025 04:22 PM (kgE5c)

266 Been gone all day... did we talk about the new Canada ad from the French provinces? About hugging it out?

It's clever and brilliant, and an important message for these times. But I can't but wonder, knowing how liberal those provinces are, that's it's just a cynical ploy for tourism versus how they actually feel.

"Hello, stupid Americans. We secretly hate you, but please give us your money! Here's a hug!"
Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2025 04:20 PM (gWBY1)

Last time a liberal encouraged hugging it was for Italians to hug COVID infected Chinese to show confidence

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 04:23 PM (8avO+)

267 Last time a liberal encouraged hugging it was for Italians to hug COVID infected Chinese to show confidence

Didn't Nancy Pelosi do that too?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2025 04:24 PM (2ocoG)

268
@joeroganhq
Commentary account
Hillary Clinton: "If social media doesn’t moderate content, then we lose total control."

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2025 04:24 PM (AOsQT)

269 @DerrickEvans4WV
·
5h
🚨BREAKING: President Trump just announced that Pete Hegseth is now the Secretary of WAR.

Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2025 04:24 PM (AOsQT)

270 would imagine the long term plan is to change the demographics so much that the R's are the party of straight white people, and everyone else is the D's.


Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Maybe. The Brothers and Senors are never voting tranny or Muslim. And the Asians are coming around

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 11, 2025 04:24 PM (FxH7T)

271
"Hello, stupid Americans. We secretly hate you, but please give us your money! Here's a hug!"
Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2025 04:20 PM (gWBY1)

_________

Can I just send a check?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2025 04:25 PM (HZi96)

272 Last time a liberal encouraged hugging it was for Italians to hug COVID infected Chinese to show confidence

Didn't Nancy Pelosi do that too?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2025 04:24 PM (2ocoG)

She did encourage patronage there, not sure about hugging. Both were following their true master's orders.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 04:26 PM (8avO+)

273
Senator Megan Hunt@NebraskaMegan
Absolutely. Fuck ICE and everyone who supports them.

________

Yeah, you tell 'em, girlboss! Use the F-sharp!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2025 04:26 PM (HZi96)

274 Seeing all over X that Bongino says he'll resign if Bondi doesn't.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2025 04:27 PM (2UnvF)

275 @DerrickEvans4WV
·
5h
🚨BREAKING: President Trump just announced that Pete Hegseth is now the Secretary of WAR.
Posted by: Don Black at July 11, 2025 04:24 PM (AOsQT)

I am reading of a story where the Earth's space government had renamed it from Defense to Aggression!

Posted by: Oldcat at July 11, 2025 04:27 PM (8avO+)

276 Maybe. The Brothers and Senors are never voting tranny or Muslim. And the Asians are coming around
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 11, 2025 04:24 PM (FxH7T)

I was posting that in another thread. Nothing makes both of those groups run away like letting the Mad Black Women (Jasmine Crockett, KBJ, Stacy Abram’s) take over the Party.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2025 04:30 PM (Hlfhp)

277 Seeing all over X that Bongino says he'll resign if Bondi doesn't.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2025 04:27
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Yeah, saw that. But never saw what Dan said or a source for that comment.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 11, 2025 04:36 PM (hoCmQ)

278 ============

Why would two people be quitting? Bongino threatens to quit because of Bondi, while Bondi is being squeezed out?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
--------

They've got a problem that has to be resolved.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 11, 2025 04:37 PM (Ri+6K)

279 But I think it's why I love killer cats.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2025 04:20 PM (BI5O2)

Everyone loves a cougar!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2025 04:38 PM (Hlfhp)

280 "the deployment of National Guard troops against protesters"

The usual NYT lie. Nat. Guard troops have never been deployed against protesters. They've been deployed to deter vandalism, arson, and assault. I imagine that there's plenty of NYT staffers who view those as valid forms of protest, but they are not protected by the 1st Amendment.

Posted by: RonF at July 11, 2025 05:10 PM (l8nW6)

281 ^"Neera Tanden, the center's (Center for American Progress) chief executive, said the plan acknowledged a reality that Democrats had long resisted: They must embrace new immigration restrictions in order to have the credibility with voters to fight the far more expansive plans of the Trump administration.

"I'm happy to argue with Stephen Miller or anyone else about why they are wrong," she said. "But the way we're going to be able to do that is to also honestly assess that the border has been too insecure, that it allowed too many people to come through and that we need to fix that."

WAIT! Former White House Domestic Policy Council Director Neera Tanden just appeared for questioning on Capitol Hill regarding Biden's mental acuity.

The Domestic Policy Council is a key White House body that develops & implements the President's domestic policy agenda, ensures domestic policy decisions align with the President's goals, & are carried out effectively.

So, she knows ^ since the Dems lost & there's an investigation into Biden autopenning much placed before him including matters of immigration and the environment - specific CAP issues - or before, too?

And we believe her.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 11, 2025 05:28 PM (NFX2v)

282 All the Uni-party had to do about immigration was find a way to throw out the criminals and then keep them out. But they never could or would do it. I read so many stories about guys deported 5 or 6 times and keep coming back until they rape or kill some WOMAN.

So now I longer care if every single person here illegally gets shipped to Sudan, El Salvador, or wherever. And I'm also perfectly fine with revoking green cards and even citizenship. Ilhan Omar, I'm thinking of you.

And I don't care if you are married, I don't care if you have kids.

And birthright citizenship has got to go. If the constitution needs to be amended, so be it. That'll pass with flying colors.

Maybe if that piece of garbage hadn't killed that girl in Nebraska (or wherever she was) years ago I'd feel differently, but he did so I don't.

Posted by: jocon307 at July 11, 2025 05:40 PM (EuROc)

283 Dave Rubin interviewed Glenn Beck recently, they discussed Bongino. They are both friends of him. They both trust him. So to suddenly have decades of trust thrown into doubt is hard.

Beck: "We're at a crossroads because I know Dan Bongino...I've known him since before anything and I trust him. Do I have to trust a guy I know personally...appointed by a president I trust...If I don't trust them, who's left? Who's left? There's no one."

Rubin: "Once you go down that road, then you are spinning...I've known him to be an honorable person...then really, where are we?"

Beck: "We have no information...we have suspicion...But I need to SEE these things. We CANNOT go on trust, we need to go on facts."

Rubin: "...Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."

Bongino discussion is the last segment of their interview, 50 minutes in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QS-QSPlgWI

Posted by: LizLem at July 11, 2025 05:42 PM (gWBY1)

284 "Former U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry has admitted that President Donald J. Trump was correct on border and immigration issues, stating, "Trump was right," during an interview. He criticized Democrats for failing to address border security adequately, admitting the U.S.-Mexico border was "under siege" during Joe Biden's presidency."

Oh, FFS! Neither he nor Bush had the guts to hold a decent border position decades ago - and Hispanic/Latino illegal immigration was the absolute biggest problem at that time. (Bush's had Hispanic/Latino relatives & ran from the issue and, of course, legal or not, Kerry's wealthy wife was born in Mozambique.)

They can all say a lot in retrospect. Dealing with a multitude of people from all around the world engaged in illegal border crossings into the USA is another matter. What would any of the them do? Just talk. As they are all doing.

>VOA, Immigration Debate Rages in American Southwest - 2004-10-13, Update Oct. 31, 2009

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 11, 2025 05:45 PM (NFX2v)

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