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Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2025 04:31 AM (SSEhk) 2
Yay, bear with asymmetrical balls!
Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 04:31 AM (aURVT) 3
G'Day everyone and Good Night
Posted by: Skip at July 10, 2025 04:32 AM (+qU29) Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 10, 2025 04:32 AM (BLOW1) 5
It's hard to get the first on Pixy's threads. Not to worry, I'm going to remember all the little people from the winner's dais.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2025 04:33 AM (SSEhk) 6
Magpie in Western Australia helps to save woman after she fell from a window:
https://tinyurl.com/4bmn9c4s Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 04:39 AM (2GCMq) 7
A devotional, "God is there" followed by a prayer and some insights by the devotional writer :
https://tinyurl.com/m4fbzadd Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 04:44 AM (2GCMq) Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 04:47 AM (aURVT) 9
8 bear, we debated in the last thread.
Do you want carry it over? Posted by: chavon at July 10, 2025 04:44 AM (r2ymA) Not really. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2025 04:48 AM (SSEhk) 10
m - Just guessing, but probably DNCE Cake by the Ocean.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 10, 2025 04:48 AM (BLOW1) 11
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 10, 2025 04:49 AM (hoCmQ) 12
Posted by: chavon at July 10, 2025 04:44 AM (r2ymA)
Please stop. You made your points. At some point Iit's not a debate. Calling someone a cuck is simply someone doing their shift work ( Yay! /s) on the ASHQ Insult factory Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 04:50 AM (2GCMq) 13
13 Posted by: chavon at July 10, 2025 04:44 AM (r2ymA)
Please stop. You made your points. At some point Iit's not a debate. Calling someone a cuck is simply someone doing their shift work ( Yay! /s) on the ASHQ Insult factory Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 04:50 AM (2GCMq) It's okay. I'm not especially offended, and I don't think chavon is either. There's only like half a dozen topics at the HQ. We'll get the chance to call each other names again. Organically. In due course. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2025 04:52 AM (SSEhk) 14
We'll get the chance to call each other names again. Organically. In due course
Ok. I laughed .Carry on . Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 04:53 AM (2GCMq) 15
15 Not really.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2025 04:48 AM (SSEhk) Yeah you don't want to be humiliated, that's OK. Posted by: chavon at July 10, 2025 04:52 AM (r2ymA) Wait a second! I thought I was a cuck, for whom humiliation in the game. I is konfused. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2025 04:54 AM (SSEhk) 16
11 m - Just guessing, but probably DNCE Cake by the Ocean.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 10, 2025 04:48 AM (BLOW1) Apparently! Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 04:54 AM (aURVT) 17
It ain't a cake song dance off without the B-52s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlI7FzN8Pcw C aaaaa ke Posted by: Adriane the Cake Song Critic . . . at July 10, 2025 04:54 AM (cfyxU) 18
Maybe "Cake by the Ocean" will replace the current earworm "Meet Me at the Apateu" that is on endless repeat in my brain.
Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 04:57 AM (aURVT) 19
G'morning, all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 10, 2025 04:59 AM (a1415) 20
The cadence of the song title "Cake by the Ocean" brings "Smoke on the Water" to mind.
Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 05:00 AM (aURVT) 21
GOODBYE SCREENS - THIS LAPTOP BLASTS A 100-INCH DISPLAY INTO YOUR FACE:
https://tinyurl.com/3xp4rvys Oh, and BOING! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 10, 2025 05:03 AM (x8PQF) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 10, 2025 05:04 AM (x8PQF) 23
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 04:50 AM (2GCMq)
You aren't a coblogger or a moderator, so your intervention is not appreciated. Let it go. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 10, 2025 05:04 AM (Zv8bq) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 10, 2025 05:05 AM (Zv8bq) 25
Just giving my opinion. CBD . Never claimed to be moderator. I'm glad nobody else ever tells people to knock it off. Ever. LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 05:07 AM (2GCMq) 26
CBD, has the EU stuff affected your in-France internet?
Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 05:09 AM (aURVT) 27
Morning, Tech Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at July 10, 2025 05:11 AM (AN2gy) 28
Susie Wiles, WH Chief of Staff sounds like a sensible, no nonsense woman:. From
NY Post: https://tinyurl.com/2s4kbzcw Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 05:11 AM (2GCMq) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 10, 2025 05:13 AM (Tv15w) 30
It'll take years for any of us to visit Yemen as tourists.
In the meantime, this is looking enticing: https://tinyurl.com/ynxj8pp9 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 10, 2025 05:14 AM (x8PQF) 31
"There's only like half a dozen topics at the HQ"
Boobs, war (esp WW2), pets, things subject to sin taxes, food, sciencey stuff, and boobs. Posted by: Dark Litigator at July 10, 2025 05:17 AM (KAi1n) 32
Hadn't Jack Dorsey made enough money? I think he should just go away and stop messing with tech.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 05:18 AM (2GCMq) 33
Supposedly Kim Jong Un is building a luxury resort to promote tourism in North Korea.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2025 05:19 AM (HFcKg) 34
Supposedly Kim Jong Un is building a luxury resort to promote tourism in North Korea.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2025 05:19 AM (HFcKg) Great place for a Moron Meet-up! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 10, 2025 05:23 AM (Zv8bq) 35
CBD, has the EU stuff affected your in-France internet?
Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 05:09 AM (aURVT) Yes. Sites are blocked for reasons that are opaque. For instance, Rumble is blocked in France, but not in the UK. Jerusalem Post is blocked sometimes in the UK, although that might be a technical issue. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 10, 2025 05:25 AM (Zv8bq) 36
33 "There's only like half a dozen topics at the HQ"
Boobs, war (esp WW2), pets, things subject to sin taxes, food, sciencey stuff, and boobs. Posted by: Dark Litigator at July 10, 2025 05:17 AM (KAi1n) The six official topics according to the HQ style guide are: 1. Boobs 2. 45 ACP > 9 mm, prove me wrong (or crossbows versus longbows, on heritage preservation days) 3. Movies, music, and books that don't suck (unless you are ace, whose tastes are frankly appalling, so much so that he has to be trolling) 4. Pets and animals we will make into pets in the coming apocalypse 5. DOOM! 6. The War of Northern Aggression and other military unpleasantnesses Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2025 05:27 AM (SSEhk) 37
The haute cuisine of corn plant tree soup and the grass mattresses are to die for.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2025 05:28 AM (HFcKg) 38
Evening and morning, all you late toilers and early risers! 'Tis Thor's Day once again. I'm up after a night of short sharp nightmares: A teacher in high school (one I never had) *fining* me for something and me telling him in public that he must be awfully unpopular with people; me at my old job trying to explain to someone that if you run a report that draws from an underlying table, and the table records have no data in them, you will get a blank report.
Melatonin. Heckuva drug, Howard. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 05:35 AM (omVj0) 39
Time for the morning walk.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 10, 2025 05:36 AM (a1415) 40
"You aren't a coblogger or a moderator, so your intervention is not appreciated."
Well, you're living up to the dildo bit. Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 10, 2025 05:37 AM (zNwjn) 41
Supposedly Kim Jong Un is building a luxury resort to promote tourism in North Korea.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2025 *** Great. A resort with starved, frightened staff and the finest of peasant cuisine. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 05:38 AM (omVj0) 42
38 33 "There's only like half a dozen topics at the HQ"
Boobs, war (esp WW2), pets, things subject to sin taxes, food, sciencey stuff, and boobs. Posted by: Dark Litigator at July 10, 2025 05:17 AM (KAi1n) The six official topics according to the HQ style guide are: 1. Boobs 2. 45 ACP > 9 mm, prove me wrong (or crossbows versus longbows, on heritage preservation days) 3. Movies, music, and books that don't suck (unless you are ace, whose tastes are frankly appalling, so much so that he has to be trolling) 4. Pets and animals we will make into pets in the coming apocalypse 5. DOOM! 6. The War of Northern Aggression and other military unpleasantnesses Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2025 05:27 AM (SSEhk) stylesheet point: 6. The War of Northern Aggression and the Recent Unpleasantness Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 05:41 AM (aURVT) 43
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2025 05:27 AM (SSEhk)
6. The War Of The Southern Rebellion. 7. Ginger or Mary Ann. 8. Long Bows vs. Cross Bows Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 10, 2025 05:43 AM (Zv8bq) 44
Another AoSHQ topic: the recent Sniffle Scare/ Face Diaper/ Clot Shot Hoax.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 05:45 AM (omVj0) 45
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at July 10, 2025 05:45 AM (XQo4F) 46
Wolfus, I found another pic of Pail Tibbetts with his pipe. If you search his name it should pop on the search engines. 3 guys in their dress greens. I guess he favored a Kaywoodie briar. I’ve heard of Dunhill and Peterson brands. Dr. Grabow! ha
Posted by: Common Tater at July 10, 2025 05:45 AM (tXwiM) 47
37 CBD, has the EU stuff affected your in-France internet?
Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 05:09 AM (aURVT) Yes. Sites are blocked for reasons that are opaque. For instance, Rumble is blocked in France, but not in the UK. Jerusalem Post is blocked sometimes in the UK, although that might be a technical issue. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 10, 2025 05:25 AM (Zv8bq) Thanks, intrepid EU-based reporter! Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 05:45 AM (aURVT) 48
*** eyes the maple syrup jug ***
Posted by: fluffy at July 10, 2025 05:46 AM (AN2gy) 49
Posted by: Richard Cranium at July 10, 2025 05:37 AM (zNwjn)
Your input is based on complete ignorance of how this website functions, and is simply ad hominem. Do better. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 10, 2025 05:46 AM (Zv8bq) 50
Posted by: fluffy at July 10, 2025 05:46 AM (AN2gy)
Are you making a Manhattan? Good man! Cocktails for early breakfast! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 10, 2025 05:48 AM (Zv8bq) 51
14 There's only like half a dozen topics at the HQ.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2025 04:52 AM (SSEhk) Au contraire! We are large, we contain multitudes. Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 05:48 AM (aURVT) 52
Don't forget the cilantro / no cilantro wars
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2025 05:48 AM (HFcKg) 53
Beans or no beans in Chili.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 10, 2025 05:51 AM (Zv8bq) Posted by: fluffy at July 10, 2025 05:52 AM (AN2gy) 55
Wolfus, I found another pic of Pail Tibbetts with his pipe. If you search his name it should pop on the search engines. 3 guys in their dress greens. I guess he favored a Kaywoodie briar. I’ve heard of Dunhill and Peterson brands. Dr. Grabow! ha
Posted by: Common Tater at July 10, 2025 *** I'll take a look, CT. Kaywoodie, as I understand it, was a premium American brand once upon a time, reckoned to be higher quality overall than Dunhill was at the time. In my small collection of vintage pipes I don't have one yet. I do have two of the older Dr. Grabows, and they are good pipes. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 05:53 AM (omVj0) 56
Don't forget the cilantro / no cilantro wars
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2025 05:48 AM (HFcKg) Yeah, food is definitely a thing. I'm not sure how to incorporate it into the infallible six-topic schema. Maybe: 5. DOOM! and the comfort foods were are eating while the world goes to hell Art, of course, is a recognized subtopic of Boobs. Art went straight to hades once people decided they had a better idea than drawing, painting, or sculpting the female form. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2025 05:53 AM (SSEhk) 57
58 Art, of course, is a recognized subtopic of Boobs.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2025 05:53 AM (SSEhk) Ha! Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 05:55 AM (aURVT) 58
I wonder if Walt Whitman suspected that that line would be plucked out of the whole.
The past and present wilt—I have fill’d them, emptied them. And proceed to fill my next fold of the future. Listener up there! what have you to confide to me? Look in my face while I snuff the sidle of evening, (Talk honestly, no one else hears you, and I stay only a minute longer.) Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.) I concentrate toward them that are nigh, I wait on the door-slab. Who has done his day’s work? who will soonest be through with his supper? Who wishes to walk with me? Will you speak before I am gone? will you prove already too late? Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 05:57 AM (aURVT) 59
CT, a pic such as you describe is proving elusive on Startpage's and Brave's image search. I did find one of Tibbetts at a desk in his dress uniform smoking a pipe, though. Looks like a straight "brandy" shape.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 05:57 AM (omVj0) 60
One of the many things not to be found in North Korea--- a cook book.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2025 05:57 AM (HFcKg) 61
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.) *** I quoted that to Miss Linda the other day, but I had forgotten, or never knew, that it was Whitman's. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 05:58 AM (omVj0) 62
One of the many things not to be found in North Korea--- a cook book.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2025 05:57 AM (HFcKg) ---- There are only so many ways to boil grass and tree bark. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2025 05:58 AM (IBQGV) Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2025 05:59 AM (SSEhk) 64
What do you do in a case like this? Woman receives hundreds of packages of things she never ordered after Chinese seller lists her home as the return address:
NY Post https://tinyurl.com/zt3ka2ny Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 05:59 AM (2GCMq) 65
I must admit that Cake By The Ocean has been a secret favorite of mine for years.
The bass line is catchy as hell and the little Asian girl bassist is a cutie. The video is entertaining and filled with girls in bikinis, so what’s not to like? We could all use a little ‘cake by the ocean’ every now and then - just take a shower afterwards to get all the sand out of your nooks and crannies. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 10, 2025 06:00 AM (6ydKt) 66
There are only so many ways to boil grass and tree bark.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2025 *** Smuggle 'em in some Tony Chachere's Cajun Seasoning. It'll really make the insect casseroles pop. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 06:03 AM (omVj0) Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 06:03 AM (aURVT) 68
And now that I watched the video again I realize the Asian chicky is the guitarist and I even like her fingernails.
The bassist is not nearly as attractive. I’m glad they didn’t put him in a bikini. Somebody needs to feed the drummer a sandwich, tho. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 10, 2025 06:05 AM (6ydKt) 69
There are only so many ways to boil grass and tree bark.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2025 *** Smuggle 'em in some Tony Chachere's Cajun Seasoning. It'll really make the insect casseroles pop. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 06:03 AM (omVj0) --- I'm guessing that seasoning works well for crawdads, so that makes sense. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2025 06:05 AM (IBQGV) 70
BBC
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/ckg6x4g6gg6t UK and France discussing pilot deal that could see 50 migrants a week sent back Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 06:06 AM (aURVT) 71
There’s two (2) pics I found with Col. Tibbets and his pipe. Both times he’s palming them. The first one, he was awarded the DFC or somesuch on the spot right after landing the Enola Gay. He is saluting some general, pipe is palmed in left hand. This is a big no-no, bit they didn’t GAF in those days too much. Non-regulation headgear. Horrors!
The other, if you search an interesting book title called “three musketeers”, the story of Ferrebee and Van Kirk, his favorite bombardier and navigator. There’s a photo of him again palming his Kaywoodie pipe. Posted by: Common Tater at July 10, 2025 06:08 AM (tXwiM) 72
UK and France discussing pilot deal that could see 50 migrants a week sent back
Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 06:06 AM (aURVT) You can fit that many on a single plane easy. Can't be that hard to scare up one pilot a week. Probably find some volunteers, even. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2025 06:08 AM (BjH5D) 73
I'm waiting for New York to blow up the Statue of Liberty as they usher in Communism. California is not far behind. It's the new trendy thing. Those damn Southerners!
Posted by: Case at July 10, 2025 06:08 AM (ilX37) Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 06:09 AM (aURVT) 75
I must protest at all of the 19th century poetry being bandied about so early in the morning.
This is almost as bad as math. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 10, 2025 06:11 AM (6ydKt) 76
One of the many things not to be found in North Korea--- a cook book.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2025 05:57 AM (HFcKg) 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 10, 2025 06:11 AM (JRP2U) 77
Talk about conspiracy theories . Some nut responding to an article in today's "NY Post"on failures in protecting Trump in Butler thinks that the shooting was a completely staged event to give Trump a boost in the election.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 06:12 AM (2GCMq) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 10, 2025 06:13 AM (x8PQF) 79
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, golfin' in Amish Country at July 10, 2025 06:14 AM (uGaBv) 80
from the BBC link:
"Keir Starmer and Emmanuel Macron are holding talks" What could go wrong. Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 06:09 AM (aURVT) - What good go right? Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 10, 2025 06:14 AM (x8PQF) 81
77 Talk about conspiracy theories . Some nut responding to an article in today's "NY Post"on failures in protecting Trump in Butler thinks that the shooting was a completely staged event to give Trump a boost in the election.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 06:12 AM (2GCMq) No plan in the history of human beings making plans has ever started with "OK so first you're going to shoot at my head. Make sure you hit me, but don't kill me. I'll be making a lot of sudden movements. Try for an earlobe shot if you can.". Even William Tell was allowed to stand still for crying out loud. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2025 06:15 AM (BjH5D) Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 06:16 AM (aURVT) 83
from the BBC link:
"Keir Starmer and Emmanuel Macron are holding talks" What could go wrong. Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 06:09 AM (aURVT) — — They’ve both finally figured out that the establishment is dead and gone if they don’t do something about mass immigration, especially of the illegal kind. Macron sent out police in Calais earlier this week to knife the rubber dinghies the illegals use to cross the channel before the boatloads could get offshore. It only took the French a decade to get this serious about stopping the flow. Elsewhere in the EU, many countries are putting border controls back in place to stop migrants, effectively ending the Schengen Agreement. The elite globalists are finally starting to figure out how much they’ve screwed up over there. The Democrats here still haven’t gotten the memo. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 10, 2025 06:17 AM (6ydKt) 84
I'm guessing that seasoning works well for crawdads, so that makes sense.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 10, 2025 *** I guess; I'm not really a crawfish person. I put some on my eggs, angel hair and meatballs, etc. It has salt and pepper plus other spicy seasonings. There's also Zatarain's, an old-line local company -- their HQ is on the same side of the river where I live. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 06:19 AM (omVj0) 85
One of the many things not to be found in North Korea--- a cook book.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2025 05:57 AM (HFcKg) * 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 10, 2025 *** Cat curry a la Pyongyang Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 06:20 AM (omVj0) 86
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 10, 2025 06:15 AM (BjH5D
The rest of the respondents basically said that the poster was crazy ( She thinks Trump had no scar) with one saying, " A good therapist could help." I laughed but I don't know how many therapists today are not progressive and not affected with TDS. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 06:20 AM (2GCMq) 87
from the BBC link:
"'We agree this can't go on' says PM, as UK and France discuss deal to send back some migrants" It's gonna be yuge. Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 06:21 AM (aURVT) 88
*Are you making a Manhattan?
Good man! Cocktails for early breakfast!* +++ Gotta start in the morning if you wanna drink all day. Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at July 10, 2025 06:21 AM (XQo4F) 89
Interesting note from Wikipedia on “Cake By The Ocean”:
Lyrical changes On September 28, 2024, at a Jonas Brothers concert at the LDLC Arena in Paris, France, Joe Jonas changed the lyric "Walk for me, baby / I'll be Diddy, you'll be Naomi" to "Walk for me, baby / I’ll be watching you be Naomi". The changes came as the rapper, born Sean Combs, was arrested and charged with racketeering and sex trafficking by force. Joe Jonas (lead singer of DNCE) was a co-writer on the song, Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 10, 2025 06:21 AM (6ydKt) 90
Good morning, all. It's a hot day already here in the GPROMD and I'm quietly grateful for the existence of air conditioning.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 10, 2025 06:22 AM (lXoJ5) 91
BBC writing is going to heck:
The so-called "one in, one out" deal would see France would send an asylum seeker to the UK - possibly with a family connection to Britain - for every migrant sent back Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 06:25 AM (aURVT) 92
It's Friday Eve.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 10, 2025 06:25 AM (XQo4F) 93
*rubs eyes* Mornin' Horde.
Quantas data leak: Approximately one month and a few more announcements leading up to them stating, "Everything. They got everything." Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2025 06:25 AM (O7YUW) 94
Disclaimer: This song sounds like that other song.
Which one? Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 06:16 AM (aURVT) There are plenty of songs these days with casual blasphemy. Pick one. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 10, 2025 06:26 AM (ExV1e) 95
I took a look at the video, but there doesn't seem to be much of the Asian chick with the guitar. No extended shots, anyway. This "quick cuts" technique in videos (and movies too) is not a lot of fun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 06:27 AM (omVj0) 96
Quantas data leak: Approximately one month and a few more announcements leading up to them stating, "Everything. They got everything."
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2025 *** "I hate Qantas." ( -- Disgruntled koala in Qantas ads, ca. 1970) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 06:28 AM (omVj0) 97
And another leftist endorsing the murder of Trump:
"Can you just imagine how good our country would be right now if he didn't fail." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 06:28 AM (2GCMq) 98
93 Quantas data leak: Approximately one month and a few more announcements leading up to them stating, "Everything. They got everything."
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2025 06:25 AM (O7YUW) Yikes. The Aussie airline said today this personal information includes names and/or email addresses, and warned frequent flyer numbers, customer tiers, status credits, and points balances might also be compromised. In a "minority" of the total number of cases – reportedly up to one million people – other data points were also revealed. These include: Physical addresses (residential addresses and business addresses, including hotels for misplaced baggage delivery) Dates of birth Phone numbers Genders Meal preferences Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 06:29 AM (aURVT) 99
took a look at the video, but there doesn't seem to be much of the Asian chick with the guitar. No extended shots, anyway. This "quick cuts" technique in videos (and movies too) is not a lot of fun.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 06:27 AM (omVj0) Her name is JinJoo Lee. I looked it up. She’s not nearly as attractive without the sunglasses. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 10, 2025 06:30 AM (6ydKt) 100
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Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 06:30 AM (aURVT) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 06:30 AM (HZi96) 102
@70/m: "UK and France discussing pilot deal that could see 50 migrants a week sent back"
Fetchez la vache! Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2025 06:31 AM (O7YUW) Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 10, 2025 06:33 AM (NXz8h) Posted by: davidt at July 10, 2025 06:35 AM (i0F8b) 105
We're out of coffee.
Posted by: Gorgeous executive assistant out front should have told you at July 10, 2025 06:35 AM (XQo4F) 106
The left is still hunting the right - from within:
https://tinyurl.com/37hekstm The agencies have got to go - all of them. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 10, 2025 06:35 AM (x8PQF) Posted by: The carrots at July 10, 2025 06:36 AM (XQo4F) 108
"Can you just imagine how good our country would be right now if he didn't fail."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Either demonic possession has become more common or the demons just aren't bothering to hide any more. Posted by: NR Pax at July 10, 2025 06:37 AM (lXoJ5) 109
One of the many things not to be found in North Korea--- a cook book. Posted by: Ben Had
Cookbooks work deemed subversive by the NORK government and banned during the last big famine. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 10, 2025 06:38 AM (NXz8h) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2025 06:39 AM (O7YUW) 111
Tibbetts is my new man-crush (no homo). I never paid much attention to him. As a Trivia or History buff, I could always tell you the names of the pilots and planes - Enola Gay and Bockscar, but I was a little fuzzy, okay a lot fuzzy, on the details. He didn’t just show up on the flight line one day and “Oh hey, you’re gonna drop the bomb today”. It took years of planning, and they didn’t tell anybody who didn’t need to know what they were doing until the last minute. The 509th Composite group was hated on Tinian, because they were fenced off into their own compound within the base.
Tibbetts was an amazing, remarkable individual, the aircrews and fighter pilots during world war II had a horrible job. He was a great leader, those guys had balls that clanked. Posted by: Common Tater at July 10, 2025 06:39 AM (tXwiM) 112
And another leftist endorsing the murder of Trump:
"Can you just imagine how good our country would be right now if he didn't fail." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 06:28 AM (2GCMq) - They're all over the place! https://tinyurl.com/4wxz5ytm Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 10, 2025 06:40 AM (x8PQF) 113
I have had my data leaked so many times it doesn’t really phase me anymore, though I have thought about signing up for that incogni thing. Roca news is always advertising it.
Posted by: H at July 10, 2025 06:40 AM (2gjbv) 114
The problem with leftists is that they can't murder just one. So they kill Trump. Now they have Vance. Are they going to kill him too? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 06:43 AM (HZi96) 115
In other news, the meteorologist who devised the method of measuring wind chill has died.
He was 86, but felt like he was 75. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 10, 2025 06:43 AM (XQo4F) 116
106 The left is still hunting the right - from within:
https://tinyurl.com/37hekstm The agencies have got to go - all of them. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 10, 2025 06:35 AM (x8PQF) The sad part is that the U.S. taxpayers have been funding this kind of stuff for half a century. I’d love to see what happens if they try to do a full “Color Revolution” in the Untied States and ban the Republican party for extremism and threatening democracy. This isn’t Germany or France. That won’t work here and would probably ignite a civil war if they tried it. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 10, 2025 06:44 AM (6ydKt) 117
mornin yall. I keep a drip pan under my data.
Posted by: fd at July 10, 2025 06:44 AM (vFG9F) 118
115 In other news, the meteorologist who devised the method of measuring wind chill has died.
He was 86, but felt like he was 75. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 10, 2025 06:43 AM (XQo4F) The inventor of Autocorrect has died. His funnel will be tomato. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 10, 2025 06:45 AM (PiwSw) 119
You're soaking in it.
Posted by: Madge at July 10, 2025 06:46 AM (XQo4F) 120
In local news, I saw a new name mashup, "Juandrigus".
Predictably, he got a DUI. Posted by: fd at July 10, 2025 06:46 AM (vFG9F) 121
Ear worm my daughter found: Baby Hotline by Jack Stauber
Posted by: Accomack at July 10, 2025 06:47 AM (oERdd) 122
112:
They're all over the place! https://tinyurl.com/4wxz5ytm Posted by: Biden's Dog ................................. Warren County, Pa. Home of Allegheny National Forest. I've been up there. Pretty country. Not to many of her type (commie) up in them thar parts. Very rural, very conservative. Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin in Amish Country at July 10, 2025 06:49 AM (uGaBv) 123
For some crazy reason I just cranked up ZZ Top as my morning music. Yes, to answer the obvious question, I am perhaps a little over-caffeinated.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 10, 2025 06:50 AM (kO68M) 124
104 50 deportations a week. Maybe.
We have a new one: Deportation Theater. Posted by: davidt at July 10, 2025 06:35 AM (i0F8b) Biden had Border Patrol and ICE doing the opposite of their job description for the past four years while starving their budgets to pay for all the illegals. The BBB has just given both agencies so much money they’re about to be better funded than every other federal law enforcement combined, including the FBI. If what’s being said is true, and they stick to the plan, the Trump administration is about to put ICE everywhere, and you’ll notice. If they can get the court cases settled and get a system in place to start mass deportations, we should start seeing a lot more going home soon. That’s a lot of “ifs” but they now have the money to do what Trump promised so we’re going to have to wait and see on this. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 10, 2025 06:52 AM (6ydKt) 125
123 For some crazy reason I just cranked up ZZ Top as my morning music. Yes, to answer the obvious question, I am perhaps a little over-caffeinated.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 10, 2025 06:50 AM (kO68M) “La Grange” is a great ZZTop wake up song. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 10, 2025 06:53 AM (6ydKt) 126
Posting this comment from my Galaxy Z Fold 6 which is quite honestly amazing. I've had Z Folds since the 2 came out ...what... 6 years ago... people are still amazed by it when they ask me what it is and how "it must be brand new". Nope. Been around forever... Apple lemmings just think that their junk phones are the pinnacle of technology. I'll never own a slab phone again.
Anyways, greetings from Iceland. Gorgeous place. Food is amazing. Posted by: Defenestratus at July 10, 2025 06:54 AM (t2+s6) 127
This isn’t Germany or France.
That won’t work here and would probably ignite a civil war if they tried it. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 10, 2025 06:44 AM (6ydKt) ================= You're joking, right? Posted by: Victoria Nuland at July 10, 2025 06:54 AM (kO68M) 128
This is why I keep my credit reports frozen.
I just got turned down for a Lowes credit card because they couldn't see my 835 FICO score. Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 10, 2025 06:54 AM (ZmEVT) 129
“La Grange” is a great ZZTop wake up song.
Posted by: SpeakingOf " If that don't make your booty move , your booty must be dead. Posted by: Fatboy Slim at July 10, 2025 06:55 AM (vFG9F) 130
For some crazy reason I just cranked up ZZ Top as my morning music. Yes, to answer the obvious question, I am perhaps a little over-caffeinated.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 10, 2025 *** We'll just call you "Sharp Dressed Man," then. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 06:57 AM (omVj0) Posted by: ShainS -- Three Days To 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Day' at July 10, 2025 06:58 AM (E0urw) 132
121 Ear worm my daughter found: Baby Hotline by Jack Stauber
Posted by: Accomack at July 10, 2025 06:47 AM (oERdd) It’s like a terrible combination of The Buggles, Talking Heads, and Baby Shark. And now it’ll be in my head for the next few hours. God have mercy on my soul. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 10, 2025 06:58 AM (6ydKt) 133
Practical science lesson #78: Alcohol is a solution.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 10, 2025 06:59 AM (NXz8h) 134
For some crazy reason I just cranked up ZZ Top as my morning music. Yes, to answer the obvious question, I am perhaps a little over-caffeinated.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 10, 2025 *** We'll just call you "Sharp Dressed Man," then. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 06:57 AM (omVj0) And he's now "Nationwide" Posted by: Count de Monet at July 10, 2025 06:59 AM (wVcYX) 135
I think it's because the ONT kicked off with a photo of some hay in a field south of La Grange, Tx., so I felt compelled. I could have gone Kinky Freidman, but I went a different direction.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 10, 2025 06:59 AM (kO68M) Posted by: ShainS -- Three Days To 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Day' at July 10, 2025 06:59 AM (jPEX5) 137
A ZZ-top inspired commentary on life:
1983: "She's got legs!" 2025: "C'mon legs, work for me this morning..." Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2025 07:00 AM (O7YUW) 138
122 112:
They're all over the place! https://tinyurl.com/4wxz5ytm Posted by: Biden's Dog ................................. Warren County, Pa. Home of Allegheny National Forest. I've been up there. Pretty country. Not to many of her type (commie) up in them thar parts. Very rural, very conservative. Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin in Amish Country --- I don't think she's very far from Butler, PA. Posted by: Couldn't help but notice at July 10, 2025 07:01 AM (XQo4F) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 07:01 AM (HZi96) 140
I think it's because the ONT kicked off with a photo of some hay in a field south of La Grange, Tx., so I felt compelled. I could have gone Kinky Freidman, but I went a different direction.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 10, 2025 06:59 AM (kO68M) --------------- Damn -- that brings back some good memories of listening to Imus In The Morning on my hour-long one-hour morning commute in The Back when all my gay homo friends & coworkers (really very sweet people, butt ...) were dropping dead monthly from "suspected HIV" and AIDS ... Posted by: ShainS -- Three Days To 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Day' at July 10, 2025 07:03 AM (jPEX5) 141
"Vegetarian mob gangs up on Maine CLAM festival for failing to provide plant-based alternative"
Oh no, how shellfish. Posted by: fd at July 10, 2025 07:04 AM (vFG9F) 142
You're joking, right?
Posted by: Victoria Nuland at July 10, 2025 06:54 AM (kO68M) Well, I wouldn't put anything past you, of course. Not too many people can claim to have been the brainchild behind the worst war in Europe since WWII, but you deserve all the credit there. But I don’t think you’ll be able to change the U.S. government by throwing a block party and handing out cookies like you did in Ukraine. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 10, 2025 07:04 AM (6ydKt) 143
Time I shaved and showered. Back later, all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 10, 2025 07:04 AM (omVj0) 144
Best wake up song is "Fresh Coffee" by Caffeine
Posted by: Accomack at July 10, 2025 07:04 AM (4qMiv) 145
138: I don't think she's very far from Butler, PA.
.................................. 90 minutes, two hours, depending on what route you take. Warren, Pa is close to the NY State line. Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin in Amish Country at July 10, 2025 07:05 AM (uGaBv) 146
Well, I sufficiently f*cked that last comment up with the wrong close tags (and failure to put the corresponding link in the URL field.
My insomnia HAD been cured for months but not tonight for some reason ... Posted by: ShainS -- Three Days To 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Day' at July 10, 2025 07:06 AM (jPEX5) 147
"Vegetarian mob gangs up on Maine CLAM festival for failing to provide plant-based alternative" Oh no, how shellfish. Posted by: fd at July 10, 2025 07:04 AM (vFG9F) They musseled in. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 07:06 AM (HZi96) 148
"Vegetarian mob gangs up on Maine CLAM festival for failing to provide plant-based alternative"
Oh no, how shellfish. Posted by: fd at July 10, 2025 07:04 AM (vFG9F) They musseled in. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 07:06 AM (HZi96) ---------------- "STOP KILLING WAVES TO MAKE WAVERUNNERS!" /obligatory Donkey-Chompers Posted by: ShainS -- Three Days To 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Day' at July 10, 2025 07:09 AM (jPEX5) 149
I fired all their asses and I liked it! I am gonna hire Vaxxed African Stunt Babies to program my AI and really save a bundle!
Yeah! Oh Yeah! Posted by: Bill Gates, Owner Of Fat Man Boobs And Tech Weirdo at July 10, 2025 07:09 AM (r/wv3) Posted by: Oh, no... at July 10, 2025 07:10 AM (XQo4F) 151
Vaxxed African Stunt Babies used to travel with Barnum & Bailey. They were pretty good.
Posted by: Back in the day at July 10, 2025 07:12 AM (XQo4F) 152
"Vegetarian mob gangs up on Maine CLAM festival for failing to provide plant-based alternative"
Oh no, how shellfish. Posted by: fd at July 10, 2025 07:04 AM (vFG9F) They musseled in. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 07:06 AM (HZi96) Buncha chowderheads Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 10, 2025 07:12 AM (JRP2U) 153
Best wake up song is "Fresh Coffee" by Caffeine
Posted by: Accomack at July 10, 2025 07:04 AM (4qMiv) ----------------- I had a clock radio to help wake me up for high school in the late 70's -- and it was nearly always a Barry Manilow song (like "Somewhere In The Night" which was the anthem for my first love -- and I worked in Las Vegas with a Filipino Lounge Singer who crushed it in the evenings). /surrenders Man-Card Posted by: ShainS -- Three Days To 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Day' at July 10, 2025 07:13 AM (jPEX5) 154
If Bulg stops by please tell him I left a picture of a pretty girl in a swimsuit for him. No joke . It's from the "NY Post" cover:
https://tinyurl.com/w3rca683 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 07:14 AM (gHfHP) 155
That’s a lot of “ifs” but they now have the money to do what Trump promised so we’re going to have to wait and see on this.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 10, 2025 06:52 AM (6ydKt) So easy to let them in, so hard to get rid of them. Life can be perverse. Posted by: Ordinary American at July 10, 2025 07:14 AM (WHfpM) 156
Vaxxed African Stunt Babies used to travel with Barnum & Bailey. They were pretty good.
Posted by: Back in the day at July 10, 2025 07:12 AM (XQo4F) --------------- Damn, I laughed WAY TOO HARD at this ... Posted by: ShainS -- Three Days To 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Day' at July 10, 2025 07:15 AM (jPEX5) 157
Buncha chowderheads
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 10, 2025 07:12 AM (JRP2U) Yes,,they were . Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 07:15 AM (gHfHP) 158
"Vegetarian mob gangs up on Maine CLAM festival for failing to provide plant-based alternative"
Oh no, how shellfish. Posted by: fd at July 10, 2025 07:04 AM (vFG9F) They musseled in. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 07:06 AM (HZi96) Buncha chowderheads Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 10, 2025 07:12 AM (JRP2U) We've got it covered. Posted by: Old Bay at July 10, 2025 07:15 AM (wVcYX) 159
Remain clam. All is well!
Posted by: Kevin Bacon at July 10, 2025 07:16 AM (XQo4F) 160
The Haitians in Parksley,Va. have built themselves a Babtist church.
Doubt they are leaving Posted by: Accomack at July 10, 2025 07:16 AM (T1QkV) 161
If Bulg stops by please tell him I left a picture of a pretty girl in a swimsuit for him. No joke . It's from the "NY Post" cover:
https://tinyurl.com/w3rca683 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2025 07:14 AM (gHfHP) --------------- That's a Great Headline, Fen: "NO BABES ALLOWED!" Posted by: ShainS -- Three Days To 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Day' at July 10, 2025 07:16 AM (jPEX5) 162
Old Bay sux and and J.O. is worse.
Posted by: Accomack at July 10, 2025 07:17 AM (T1QkV) 163
Posted by: ShainS -- Three Days To 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Day' at July 10, 2025 07:03 AM (jPEX5)
You are yummy Posted by: The Barrel at July 10, 2025 07:17 AM (RIvkX) 164
Good morning!
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 10, 2025 07:18 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 10, 2025 07:19 AM (O7YUW) 166
Don't be so crabby.
"Vegetarian mob gangs up on Maine CLAM festival for failing to provide plant-based alternative" Oh no, how shellfish. Posted by: fd at July 10, 2025 07:04 AM (vFG9F) They musseled in. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 07:06 AM (HZi96) Buncha chowderheads Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 10, 2025 07:12 AM (JRP2U) We've got it covered. Posted by: Old Bay Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 10, 2025 07:19 AM (u82oZ) 167
150 >They musseled in.
___ It's just the clam before the storm. Posted by: Oh, no... at July 10, 2025 07:10 AM (XQo4F) ; ) Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 07:20 AM (aURVT) 168
The trick here is that if you know how the random numbers are generated, a malicious program can use that information to "prove" things that aren't true.
------------- "Random Number Generators -- like "AI -- are based upon algorithms and black-box predictable." -- Things I learned when first becoming a Computer Programmer in the late 70's (damn, I'm gettin' old ...) Posted by: ShainS -- Three Days To 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Day' at July 10, 2025 07:20 AM (jPEX5) 169
Strange. I just saw a YT video that claimed Starmer had a serious court ruling against him in a corruption case and was on the verge of resigning.
I cannot find anything elsewhere to indicate this wasn't an elaborate hoax. Posted by: Epobirs at July 10, 2025 07:22 AM (/0z9K) 170
114 The problem with leftists is that they can't murder just one. So they kill Trump. Now they have Vance. Are they going to kill him too?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2025 06:43 AM (HZi96) "*The* problem with leftists"? There's others! Posted by: m at July 10, 2025 07:23 AM (aURVT) 171
>160 The Haitians in Parksley,Va. have built themselves a Babtist church.
+++ Southern Babtist or Independent Babtist? Posted by: It depends on the fried chicken at July 10, 2025 07:25 AM (XQo4F) 172
Yesterday would have been my 20th anniversary. So I called my best friend, from 10th grade. He was at the wedding. A friend of his answered. My friend had passed away unobserved the day after I last called him. A wellness check found him.
We can go from hanging on to out so fast these days. There is no family left. He outlived them all. Hold those you love close. Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 10, 2025 07:27 AM (u82oZ) 173
These high tech layoffs can be easily explained.
They don’t want to go any more than necessary into debt transitioning to AI. Since nobody has found the real “killer app” using AI that justifies spending billions of dollars, they need a path to “plan B”, even if they don’t know what “plan B” will be. Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2025 08:09 AM (gaHF4) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0346 seconds. |
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