After Four Men From the Same Syrian Immigrant Family Sexually Assault Women in a German Pool, Germany Unleashes Propaganda Campaign Advising German Women to Stop Groping Jihadis

After Muslims "guests" groped and sexually assaulted their hosts, Germany sprang into action, lecturing native German women to please stop fondling the jihadist invaders.

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Mark Steyn:

As you can see, in one poster, a white man is invading the privacy of a brown woman; in the second, a white man is grabbing the bottom of a brown woman; in the third, two white men are assaulting a brown woman; and, in the fourth, a predatory redhead is groping a brown man with a peg leg - presumably a Somali pirate whose storm-tossed galleon was forced to put into port at the Cologne municipal baths.
As Europe's bestselling newspaper was obliged to point out, this advertising campaign is the precise inversion of German reality:

Eleven days ago, eight girls were sexually assaulted on a trip to the swimming pool trip at Gelnhausen. The alleged offenders are four young men. All four are said to be from the same Syrian family.
There's a surprise - not. I am not saying that the advertising-agency manginas who came up with this campaign and the bureaucrats who signed off on it should be identified, hunted down in the streets and killed. I am not even saying that they should be brutally sodomised like the ten-year-old boy in the Theresienbad pool, whose attacker had his conviction overturned by the Austrian Supreme Court on the grounds that, being from Iraq, Amir could not be expected to know that the cute little moppet was not consenting to his anal rape. But I am saying that every self-respecting bikini-clad flame-tressed thunder-thighed Hausfrau should pursue these manginas down the sidewalk groping their arses every inch of the way until their poor put-upon posteriors have to be replaced by prosthetics from the same company that Somali pirate gets his from.
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What the German state is telling you in that ad campaign is that there is no possibility of meaningful democratic change on anything that matters - and that, even as your society descends into hell, you will be blamed for it. What next? Rotherham cracking down on "grooming gangs" with posters showing Sammy Woodhouse groping nice young Pakistani lads? The German campaign is a near parodic example of what feminists used to call "victim-blaming". Because it is the logical and necessary consequence of public policy.

Steyn calls it another "blizzard of lies." I prefer to call it the Empire of Lies.

People are getting tired of the Empire of Lies. The non-elite "elites" are always asking how people became so distrustful and cynical about our Precious Institutions.

Hint: Constantly lying about everything in order to appease extremists and criminals and denigrate and demoralize the law-abiding normies is causing the caustic cynicism. We don't believe you for a very simple reason: You are inveterate liars. You are incapable of speaking the truth, even accidentally.

Posted by: Ace at 02:15 PM

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1 Everything is an op. Everything is a lie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2025 02:14 PM (ExV1e)

2 Best part:

The person in charge of this ad campaign?

Fat, white lesbian.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:15 PM (GBKbO)

3 I alerted the previous comments.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2025 02:15 PM (ExV1e)

4 It would be comical if it wasn't so dangerous.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2025 02:15 PM (jGGMD)

5 People are getting tired of the Empire of Lies. The non-elite "elites" are always asking how people became so distrustful and cynical about our Precious Institutions.

Hint: Constantly lying about everything in order to appease extremists and criminals and denigrate and demoralize the law-abiding normies is causing the caustic cynicism. We don't believe you for a very simple reason: You are inveterate liars. You are incapable of speaking the truth, even accidentally.

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It's almost like people were discussing this very idea in the comments of the last thread!

Timely!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

6 Who knew German redheaded frauleins were so gropey.

And on an unrelated note how much is airfare to Hamburg nowadays?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2025 02:16 PM (t0Rmr)

7 it's always white people at fault, somehow

Posted by: brak at July 09, 2025 02:16 PM (jGJov)

8 >>Steyn calls it another "blizzard of lies." I prefer to call it the Empire of Lies.

Good Afternoon Ace.

You are looking tall and in shape, today.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2025 02:16 PM (Bi+MU)

9 7 it's always white people at fault, somehow
Posted by: brak at July 09, 2025 02:16 PM (jGJov)

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To be fair, it was white Germans who let the Syrians into their country.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

10 By the way, someone found a picture of the artist responsible for the ad campaign. If the picture I saw is of her, then she looks just as one would expect.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2025 02:17 PM (tT6L1)

11 Who knew German redheaded frauleins were so gropey.

And on an unrelated note how much is airfare to Hamburg nowadays?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2025 02:16 PM (t0Rmr)

Where the gropey white women at? -- Sheriff Bart

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2025 02:18 PM (ExV1e)

12 Gotta say the first incarnation of German Socialists produced much better propaganda then this generation of them

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2025 02:18 PM (t0Rmr)

13 >>> 2 Best part:

The person in charge of this ad campaign?

Fat, white lesbian.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:15 PM (GBKbO)

With danger hair!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 09, 2025 02:18 PM (ULPxl)

14 I think it is Japan where the Old Women grope men on the regular. Ass grabbing, I believe.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2025 02:18 PM (Bi+MU)

15 12 Gotta say the first incarnation of German Socialists produced much better propaganda then this generation of them
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2025 02:18 PM (t0Rmr)

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Well, I think these are German international socialists instead of national socialists.

Probably got some wires crossed at some point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

16 Waiting for the European masses to rise up against their tyrannical leaders.

Also waiting for the trials and sentences in the US.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM (roqsI)

17 Yup.

Posted by: EFG at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM (LN3jZ)

18 > Hint: Constantly lying about everything in order to appease extremists and criminals and denigrate and demoralize the law-abiding normies is causing the caustic cynicism.
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It's also fostering an increasing sense that frontier justice might be the solution.

At least that's the sense I get here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM (Q4IgG)

19 The non-elite "elites" are always asking how people became so distrustful and cynical about our Precious Institutions.
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Also part of the op. Designed to confuse, annoy, fatigue.

And I should know a thing or two about confusing, annoying and fatiguing.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM (Qr870)

20 Damn, garrett. You go right for the jugular.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM (lIio7)

21 Even more amusing: The Muslims will look at the posters and think, "Huh, must be okay for me to do it, because I'm not white!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM (tT6L1)

22 The German people: Who knew Syrian pockets were so good?!?!

The German government: Ok, we'll get you ten million Syrian rapefugees, just give us a minute...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM (t0Rmr)

23 Grabschen macht frei

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM (v0R5T)

24 Nothing hotter than a mouth full of lies.

Posted by: EFG at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM (LN3jZ)

25 The OMG Russians must be terrified of the imminent invasion by the German uberbints.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM (ULPxl)

26 Wasn't the woman in the 3rd one featured in today's Art Thread?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2025 02:20 PM (od0dV)

27 Are there any such posters featuring Irish redheads. AFAF

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2025 02:20 PM (Qr870)

28 "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2025 02:20 PM (mlg/3)

29 Women could, I don't know, maybe I'm being crazy here, maybe not swim in these particular pools.

Is situational awareness simply not in the female gene?

If you can't in any way look out for yourself how am I supposed to care about you?

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2025 02:20 PM (fV+MH)

30 Why is that gigantic German Woman Harassing the peg leg kid.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2025 02:20 PM (MRwbj)

31 Adding insult to insult, the captions, from top left to bottom right, are (roughly) as follows:

Stop! Groping is forbidden!

Pushing isn't funny!

You have the right to your own body!

You have the right of personal space!

I don't know about you, but #3 seems to me to have the most chutzpah.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2025 02:21 PM (jGGMD)

32 The OMG Russians must be terrified of the imminent invasion by the German uberbints.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM (ULPxl)
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Maybe this is an idea who's time has come?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2025 02:21 PM (tT6L1)

33 Nice to see something by Mark Stein.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 09, 2025 02:21 PM (SXxzC)

34 The OMG Russians must be terrified of the imminent invasion by the German uberbints.

I suspect the current Fuhrer of Germany is terrified of arming up their new youth. Because why would a Syrian, Turk, or Libyan want to fight Vlad when overthrowing the Merzs would be so much easier?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2025 02:21 PM (t0Rmr)

35 Waiting for the European masses to rise up against their tyrannical leaders.

Also waiting for the trials and sentences in the US.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM (roqsI)

I'll be right here, waiting.

Posted by: 2000 year old man at July 09, 2025 02:21 PM (0eaVi)

36 It's like they're nazis.

Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2025 02:21 PM (bcigM)

37 Germany needs an army of Gary Plauche's.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 09, 2025 02:21 PM (PMtkd)

38 Women could, I don't know, maybe I'm being crazy here, maybe not swim in these particular pools.
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And when they take streets, cities, then what

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2025 02:21 PM (Qr870)

39
Ilsa, She Groper of the SS.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 02:21 PM (HZi96)

40 Grabschen Gal needs to lay off the schnitzel.

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2025 02:21 PM (v0R5T)

41 Those graphics are utterly ridiculous! I would not have seen such idiocy in my high school German class magazine called Das Rad, where Torsten und Rosie tanzten in der Disco. But this isn't 1978 anymore and Torsten and Rosie have been replaced by Mohammed and Fatima.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 09, 2025 02:21 PM (qBdHI)

42 29 Women could, I don't know, maybe I'm being crazy here, maybe not swim in these particular pools.

Is situational awareness simply not in the female gene?

If you can't in any way look out for yourself how am I supposed to care about you?
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2025 02:20 PM (fV+MH)

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That's an option.

They could also kick out all Syrians of the country.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

43 They deserve every ficken grope they receive. Embrace the culture you voted for, you ficken kraut douchebags.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (/U5Yz)

44 The Germans will do anything to avoid being called Nazis. Mustn't be "racist", "homophobic", realistic about Muslims etc

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (JtH6i)

45 WTF is Germany's problem? It's like they've never heard the saying, "There are none so blind as those who will not see." They refuse to see. Why are they so fucking stupid? And you see this stupid willful blindness in Britain when it comes to their "Asian" immigrants, too.

Posted by: Farquad at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (yqgaV)

46 Evergreen Norm MacDonald:

What I fear most, if Muslim terrorist ever detonate a nuclear bomb in a major US city, killing millions, is the backlash against Muslims.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (T/tp/)

47 This is insane, but I'm more offended by that pushy (if sexy) turtle. "Say my name"? Keep it in the bedroom Tiki. If that's even your real namen.

Posted by: spongeworthy at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (CDWlY)

48 The German language is so damn harsh. When read or spoken. I do not like it! Therefore, I am not Hitler!

Mark Steyn, oh, how I love him, has been warning people since 9/11 about eeslam. And how they will use taqiyya to invade as well as bombs and terror. How the no go zones would eventually invade politics with voting blocs.

We must protect their feelings at all costs! See Rotherham in the UK.

I know if I had been assaulted in a public pool, my late father would form a posse. But they had guns, so it is different than mein heil.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (6PCLE)

49 The Germans will do anything to avoid being called Nazis. Mustn't be "racist", "homophobic", realistic about Muslims etc

Hitler and co were pretty fond of Muslims. They hated the same people.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (t0Rmr)

50 >>You go right for the jugular.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM (lIio7)

Cut Once.
But.
Cut Deep.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (Bi+MU)

51 There was an incident at a pool about a mile from my house a couple of years ago. A bunch of people gate crashed a condo pool. It's a private pool that's intended for residents only. One resident, recognizing that these gate crashers were especially ghetto and weren't residents told them to leave. The ghetto trash shot him.

He lived, thank goodness.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (lIio7)

52 The giant redhead grabbing dusky ass made me laugh.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (SXxzC)

53 Predatory Redheads was the garage band name for the group that ultimately came to be known as The Sex Pistols.

Posted by: Music Nerd at July 09, 2025 02:23 PM (jtoyl)

54 Waiting for the European masses to rise up against their tyrannical leaders.

Also waiting for the trials and sentences in the US.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM (roqsI)

...

Posted by: Methos, holding breath, passing out at July 09, 2025 02:23 PM (zLwRl)

55 45 WTF is Germany's problem? It's like they've never heard the saying, "There are none so blind as those who will not see." They refuse to see. Why are they so fucking stupid? And you see this stupid willful blindness in Britain when it comes to their "Asian" immigrants, too.
Posted by: Farquad at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (yqgaV)

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German women would rather get raped by a Syrian than deport one Syrian back to Syria.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

56
"I got it! We'll ban the AfD!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 02:23 PM (HZi96)

57 Who knew German redheaded frauleins were so gropey.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2025 02:16 PM (t0Rmr)

I met a very gropey Burnette German junge Frau the last few times I was in Germany.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 09, 2025 02:23 PM (8wKVG)

58 The Germans needed to show them that stop, don't touch me there, this is my no-no square song.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 09, 2025 02:23 PM (AZf41)

59 Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl

AAG Harmeet Dhillon announces DOJ is now suing California for breech of Title IX in allowing men to invade women’s sports.

This puts over $44 billion at risk that California gets from the US Department of Education.

https://tinyurl.com/2fs8d8r7

Posted by: redridinghood at July 09, 2025 02:24 PM (NpAcC)

60 Nobody gropes me. I have a sad.

Posted by: Count de Monet, on lunch time break at July 09, 2025 02:24 PM (q2NNn)

61 It's amazing that the Germans and the Brits seem to treat sexual assault like a "bad haircut".

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2025 02:24 PM (RHGPo)

62 The Germans needed to show them that stop, don't touch me there, this is my no-no square song.

Maybe they could hire the company that makes the "Don't shit in the streets" videos for India?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2025 02:24 PM (t0Rmr)

63 44 The Germans will do anything to avoid being called Nazis. Mustn't be "racist", "homophobic", realistic about Muslims etc
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (JtH6i)
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One thing they won't do to avoid being called "Nazis" is stop suppressing the speech of the untermenschen.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 09, 2025 02:24 PM (od0dV)

64 42 29 Women could, I don't know, maybe I'm being crazy here, maybe not swim in these particular pools.

Is situational awareness simply not in the female gene?

If you can't in any way look out for yourself how am I supposed to care about you?
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2025 02:20 PM (fV+MH)

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That's an option.

They could also kick out all Syrians of the country.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

*******

Bingo, Mr Madison, bingo.

Collect your winnings at table on the side of the room.

Posted by: EFG at July 09, 2025 02:24 PM (LN3jZ)

65 I guess going to Germany to swim is a thing?

Posted by: pudinhead at July 09, 2025 02:24 PM (W3T6M)

66 >>> 56
"I got it! We'll ban the AfD!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 02:23 PM (HZi96)

Brilliant! Throwing out smoke detectors will keep the house from catching on fire!!!

Posted by: German EXPERTS!!! at July 09, 2025 02:24 PM (ULPxl)

67 Where is Fraulein Helga when you need her?

Posted by: wth at July 09, 2025 02:24 PM (v0R5T)

68 Waiting for the European masses to rise up against their tyrannical leaders.

Also waiting for the trials and sentences in the US.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM (roqsI)

The German masses haven't risen up against their leaders in 500 years. Don't count on it happening in the next 500 days.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2025 02:24 PM (jGGMD)

69 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at July 09, 2025 02:24 PM (XZ5S6)

70 I guess those gropey Germans know nothing of the No-No Square.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 09, 2025 02:24 PM (0KDA8)

71 Women could, I don't know, maybe I'm being crazy here, maybe not swim in these particular pools.

Posted by: eleven at

Why should they surrender the pools of their native country to a bunch of barbaric unmannered foreigners?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 09, 2025 02:24 PM (a+4eV)

72 European women are whores who will literally grope shrunked headed cripples to get action?

Count me in!

Posted by: Future Flood of Male 'Refugees' at July 09, 2025 02:24 PM (Dv3i1)

73 There is a mental health problem with so many affluent white people. There lives are so secure, boring and easy, they must find something to worry about and then virtue signal their “tolerance” and love for humanity.

They have decided to kill Western Civilization and commit suicide because they are ashamed of their own selves.

They must be stopped or we will all be living in third world hell holes very soon. If not already (see LA, Portland, etc).

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 09, 2025 02:24 PM (vK/Ja)

74 Honestly, I'd blame the graphic artist and agency that did the ads.

Put yourself in a young leftist German working on these posters and imagine the existential angst they must go through in their minds deciding which race should represent the perpetrators and victims.

If you portray the perpetrators as brown that would help to propagate harmful stereotypes, which would be racist and wrong.

If you portray the perpetrators as white the only people who'll complain are right-winger AfD types, and they're all racists so who cares what they think anyhow?

If it had been me designing the poster I'd have used dogs & cats or stick figure cartoons and avoided all of the politics entirely but I haven't been brainwashed by the German educational system so I can think outside the box.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 02:25 PM (6ydKt)

75 I thought all Germans wore Speedos.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 09, 2025 02:25 PM (W3T6M)

76 73 There is a mental health problem with so many affluent white people. There lives are so secure, boring and easy, they must find something to worry about and then virtue signal their “tolerance” and love for humanity.

They have decided to kill Western Civilization and commit suicide because they are ashamed of their own selves.

They must be stopped or we will all be living in third world hell holes very soon. If not already (see LA, Portland, etc).
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 09, 2025 02:24 PM (vK/Ja)

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They've been taught that the West is bad and must be destroyed.

That's part of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

77 German women would rather get raped by a Syrian than deport one Syrian back to Syria.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:23 PM (GBKbO)
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I think German leaders would prefer German women get raped by a Syrian than deport a Syrian. Syrians are probably the new Brown Shirts.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2025 02:25 PM (tT6L1)

78 Who really cares if the Krauts go down the drain ?

... and the Tiger Tank they rode in on.

Posted by: Going deep. Out at July 09, 2025 02:25 PM (9X60i)

79 Hint: Constantly lying about everything in order to appease extremists and criminals and denigrate and demoralize the law-abiding normies is causing the caustic cynicism. We don't believe you for a very simple reason: You are inveterate liars. You are incapable of speaking the truth, even accidentally.
Posted by Ace

That's why I make sure to throw in some Kate Upton cheesecake occasionally with my, uh, "other" content. https://tinyurl.com/42923vxf

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 09, 2025 02:25 PM (ycI94)

80 "
They could also kick out all Syrians of the country.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison"

OBVIOUSLY....but that isn't going to happen.

Maybe the girls could exercise some kind of caution.

If they can't see with their eyes than why am I supposed to care?

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2025 02:25 PM (fV+MH)

81 German women would rather get raped by a Syrian than deport one Syrian back to Syria.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

****
This is sadly, sadly, true.

Posted by: EFG at July 09, 2025 02:25 PM (LN3jZ)

82 The guy in the lower right panel looks like a plumper version of Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

83 Trump should have a remediated StateDept issue Civil Rights violation warnings regarding countries like Germany for their insane anti-citizen activities. Something like the travel warnings State issues already.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2025 02:26 PM (mlg/3)

84 European women are whores who will literally grope shrunked headed cripples to get action?

This brings up an interesting point - Muslims largely do believe Euro-women are whores. Printing these ads up are only going to encourage them in that belief.

And what is the Muslim take on what to do with whores? Why, sexually assault them so they learn to stop being that way.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2025 02:26 PM (t0Rmr)

85 What the hell is that in the two lower frames? The Safety Turtle?

Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2025 02:26 PM (idFWj)

86 Immigrants would come to a quick understanding of western values if they were instantly deported for getting rapey. A hanging would help with comprehension as well.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 09, 2025 02:26 PM (SXxzC)

87 Any you Muzzies touch my fraulein , you're dead
German government: lighten up , Francis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2025 02:26 PM (JtH6i)

88 Women could, I don't know, maybe I'm being crazy here, maybe not swim in these particular pools.

Is situational awareness simply not in the female gene?

If you can't in any way look out for yourself how am I supposed to care about you?

Maybe the pool is frequented by these people. Maybe it isn't. There's news out of Illinois about a 200-300 strong flash mob of teens that took over a pool. They were drinking, smoking marijuana, setting off fireworks, and stealing. They shoved the pool manager into the pool. Police arrested exactly one teen and he only got charged with illegal use of fireworks and fleeing.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2025 02:27 PM (lIio7)

89 At least that's the sense I get here.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM (Q4IgG)
Nothing happens until someone is killed

Posted by: MAC V SOG at July 09, 2025 02:27 PM (P4Pk9)

90 Today, on Sprocket, we schwimm.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 09, 2025 02:27 PM (W3T6M)

91 What the hell is that in the two lower frames? The Safety Turtle?
Posted by: Weasel

Sexual Harassment Panda had the day off.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 02:27 PM (77rzZ)

92 Republicans who refused to fight Obama were supposedly afraid of being called racist. Then the same ones refused to fight Hillary and then Biden.

Don't always assume it's "fear". Often it's politics and cashflow, which is to say, it's cashflow.

Posted by: ... at July 09, 2025 02:27 PM (Qr870)

93 What's the turtle saying?

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2025 02:27 PM (vFG9F)

94 Krauts have had issues with pools for 90 years now. One of the very first edicts passed oppressing Jews was banning them from public pools/baths.

Posted by: "Hygiene" Laws at July 09, 2025 02:27 PM (G5+As)

95 82 The guy in the lower right panel looks like a plumper version of Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

I'm still convinced the buttgrabber on the bottom left is Richard Simmons.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 02:28 PM (6ydKt)

96 89 At least that's the sense I get here.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM (Q4IgG)
Nothing happens until someone is killed
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So who is gonna shoot the invaders before shooting the police and judges?

Posted by: pudinhead at July 09, 2025 02:28 PM (W3T6M)

97
Sad to say, we have nothing in common with Europe any longer. It's like watching a friend drinking themselves to death.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 02:28 PM (HZi96)

98 85 What the hell is that in the two lower frames? The Safety Turtle?
Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2025 02:26 PM (idFWj)

*****

That is Tiki! Say his name!

Say it!!!!

Posted by: EFG at July 09, 2025 02:28 PM (LN3jZ)

99 75 I thought all Germans wore Speedos.
Posted by: pudinhead a

Only with clogs while projecting arrogant facial expressions.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2025 02:28 PM (/U5Yz)

100 This brings up an interesting point - Muslims largely do believe Euro-women are whores. Printing these ads up are only going to encourage them in that belief.

And what is the Muslim take on what to do with whores? Why, sexually assault them so they learn to stop being that way.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2025 02:26 PM (t0Rmr)

Only half-true. The Muslim take is to sexually assault them, to teach them they're only valuable as whores.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2025 02:28 PM (jGGMD)

101 You know where else had a pool?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 09, 2025 02:28 PM (zhBpy)

102 51 There was an incident at a pool about a mile from my house a couple of years ago. A bunch of people gate crashed a condo pool. It's a private pool that's intended for residents only. One resident, recognizing that these gate crashers were especially ghetto and weren't residents told them to leave. The ghetto trash shot him.

He lived, thank goodness.
Posted by: bonhomme

This situation may be as common as you'd think.....

https://tinyurl.com/vbe5tbny

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 09, 2025 02:28 PM (Dv3i1)

103 Shtopig ze grabbens!

Posted by: DanMan at July 09, 2025 02:29 PM (8uzBS)

104 Gunter Gleiben Glauchen Globen

Other than that.... I got nuthin.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2025 02:29 PM (Q4IgG)

105 The third panel actually happened to me.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2025 02:29 PM (vFG9F)

106 Hey, I'm gonna catch that turtle and then I'm going to stick my thumb up its ass.

Posted by: Southpark Steve Irwin at July 09, 2025 02:29 PM (t0Rmr)

107 And you don't hear me whining about it.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2025 02:30 PM (vFG9F)

108 tangential:

https://x.com/realMaalouf/status/
ENGLAND: In Bradford, Muhammad from Pakistan attempted to rape a 13-year-old British girl.

His wife intervened to defend him: "He didn’t know it was illegal. Please, I promise he will never do this again."

What kind of culture is this, where even the wife thinks it’s normal?!1942568098466283899

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

109 Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 09, 2025 02:25 PM (ycI94)

THAT'S NOT FUNNY

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER'S DEFLATING PHALLUS at July 09, 2025 02:30 PM (zLwRl)

110 Ist das nicht ein Schnitzelbank?
Ja, das ist ein Schnitzelbank.
O die Schönheit an der Wand,
Ja, das ist ein Schnitzelbank.

Ist das nicht ein Arsch to pinch?
Ja, das ist ein Arsch to pinch!

etc.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2025 02:30 PM (cYBz/)

111 84 European women are whores who will literally grope shrunked headed cripples to get action?

This brings up an interesting point - Muslims largely do believe Euro-women are whores. Printing these ads up are only going to encourage them in that belief.

And what is the Muslim take on what to do with whores? Why, sexually assault them so they learn to stop being that way.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2025 02:26 PM (t0Rmr)

That's pretty much the attitude the Pakistanis raping white girls in England have.

They and their families and supporters are still blaming the slutty 13 year old white whores for everything.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 02:30 PM (6ydKt)

112 >>What's the turtle saying?

He's declaring himself King of Salamasond.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2025 02:30 PM (Bi+MU)

113
AAG Harmeet Dhillon announces DOJ is now suing California for breech of Title IX in allowing men to invade women’s sports.

This puts over $44 billion at risk that California gets from the US Department of Education.

https://tinyurl.com/2fs8d8r7
Posted by: redridinghood

===============

Newsom is already running on his manly pose of "Stood up to Donald Trump!" re -- I can't remember, military deployment in LA?

When he backs down/loses on this issue, he'll enter another line on his resume. "Bravely stood up to Donald Trump's attack on marginalized children! When I am president, these battles won't be necessary. ALL children will be respected. ALL children will be allowed to participate. NO children will be excluded because of their identity!" [manic applause]

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 02:30 PM (UmB+t)

114 You are inveterate liars. You are incapable of speaking the truth, even accidentally.
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They Lie To Us, We Know They’re Lying, They Know We Know They’re Lying But They Keep Lying Anyway, and We Keep Pretending To Believe Them - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2025 02:30 PM (XeU6L)

115 The woman behind the ads looks exactly like you'd suspect she looks.
https://x.com/Suffragent_/status/
1941230676516405694

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 09, 2025 02:30 PM (AZf41)

116
Aaaand good afternoon!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 02:30 PM (UmB+t)

117 What kind of an idiot uses a public pool nowadays?

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at July 09, 2025 02:30 PM (lX1hk)

118 I saw the Manginas open for the Bonushole Surfers at Danceteria in '20.

Posted by: ShainS -- Four Days To 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Day' at July 09, 2025 02:31 PM (nH+RN)

119 60 Nobody gropes me. I have a sad.
Posted by: Count de Monet, on lunch time break at July 09, 2025 02:24 PM (q2NNn)

I was once groped, through jeans, on a sidewalk in college. I chased the guy for awhile, not to continue the grope session, but to kill him quite dead. He had a head start so I gave up the chase.

I also yelled, "You bastard!" at the top of my lungs. In a split second before I chased him, and back then I did not cuss as much in my head as I do now.

I think I'd make a scene in a pool in Germany. Which I will never go to as the train station in Munich alone creeped me out en route to Belgium. Then the little Belgian men on the train irritated me. I love Europe but apparently hate everyone near me in my wicked mind.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2025 02:31 PM (6PCLE)

120 Strangely enough, Tiki the safety turtle can't swim. Hence the floaties on his flippers.

He needs googles for his eyes as well.

Kiki isn't really doing well at the pool...

Posted by: EFG at July 09, 2025 02:31 PM (LN3jZ)

121
What kind of culture is this, where even the wife thinks it’s normal?!1942568098466283899

Welcome to the Muslim world folks. Remember no culture is better then any other.

Also, free short distance flights for gay people.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2025 02:31 PM (t0Rmr)

122 Shrunken Headed Cripples got their big break on The Ed Sullivan Show.

Posted by: Back in the day at July 09, 2025 02:31 PM (jtoyl)

123 Remember:
We were hectored and insulted for daring question the urgency and value of sending billions and billion to Ukraine, citing the necessity of protecting the German's right and freedom to continue to do this.

Why shouldn't Russia roll up on this ... culture, and wipe it out?
If this is democracy, what good is it?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 09, 2025 02:31 PM (T/tp/)

124 If Rommel had been successful in pushing all the way eastward into Syria, then these cartoons might have been considered plausible, if it was still under German occupation.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 09, 2025 02:31 PM (5yDGQ)

125 The longer this goes on the worse the blowback is going to be.

Contrary to the popular conception, Krauts aren't just all smiles and sunshine.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 09, 2025 02:31 PM (47/pr)

126 California has infinite other people's money.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 09, 2025 02:31 PM (zhBpy)

127 101 You know where else had a pool?
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Tarzan?

Posted by: pudinhead at July 09, 2025 02:31 PM (W3T6M)

128 Germany needs to import more goats.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 09, 2025 02:31 PM (W2Pud)

129 He is wearing what appears to be very thick wool bathing trunks...

Posted by: EFG at July 09, 2025 02:31 PM (LN3jZ)

130 What's the turtle saying?
Posted by: fd at July 09, 2025 02:27 PM (vFG9F)

It's a little blurry for me to make everything out, but it's something like "If you are being touched without your consent, you have the right to call for help."

Presumably the "as long as you're not white" clause got cut off.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2025 02:32 PM (jGGMD)

131 Contrary to the popular conception, Krauts aren't just all smiles and sunshine.
Posted by: Minuteman

But it's the Land Of Chocolate!

Posted by: gKWVE at July 09, 2025 02:32 PM (pdGVg)

132 This is the same nonsense with immigrants to the US.

These new occupants aren't ever going to be deported in large enough numbers to change the long term outcome that they or their offspring will eventually become citizens and most especially voters.

[Persuading the mayor to let them stop a supernatural upheaval]
Dr. Peter Venkman: If I'm wrong, nothing happens! We go to jail - peacefully, quietly. We'll enjoy it! But if I'm *right*, and we *can* stop this thing... Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.

Posted by: SMOD at July 09, 2025 02:32 PM (RHGPo)

133 They and their families and supporters are still blaming the slutty 13 year old white whores for everything.

You know what would be amusing? Get Ask An Imam to review Lolita.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2025 02:32 PM (t0Rmr)

134 84 European women are whores who will literally grope shrunked headed cripples to get action?

Because their husbands are up in Scandinavia ass frikin each other in the saunas. Can you blame them?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2025 02:32 PM (/U5Yz)

135 This situation may be as common as you'd think.....

https://tinyurl.com/vbe5tbny

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 09, 2025 02:28 PM (Dv3i1)

Yeah, I'm sure that's a problem at a lot of private pools during the summers. Especially places that don't hire anybody full time to check passes.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 02:32 PM (6ydKt)

136 >>You know where else had a pool?

And a pond.

The pond is good for you.

Posted by: Ty Webb at July 09, 2025 02:32 PM (Bi+MU)

137 An 85 year old woman pinched my butt during a function in the church hall.

My wife and the woman thought it hilarious.

Clearly, when you are 85, you are without shits to give. Even in church.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 09, 2025 02:33 PM (cYBz/)

138 What kind of culture is this, where even the wife thinks it’s normal?!1942568098466283899
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:30 PM (GBKbO)
---------------

A culture in which one must beat the wife, repeatedly, else be thought less of a Muslim.

The wife knows her place and prefers to defend the indefensible rather than face another beating.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 09, 2025 02:33 PM (tT6L1)

139 Auschwicz had a pool.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 09, 2025 02:33 PM (zhBpy)

140 "It's a little blurry for me to make everything out, but it's something like "If you are being touched without your consent, you have the right to call for help."

Presumably the "as long as you're not white" clause got cut off.
Posted by: Dr. T"

And what? The turtle will come rescue you? I don't have all damn day.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2025 02:33 PM (vFG9F)

141 I'm still upset that the EIB didn't hire Steyn to continue El Rushbo's radio show.

Posted by: ShainS -- Four Days To 'FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Day' at July 09, 2025 02:33 PM (nH+RN)

142 "They Lie To Us, We Know They’re Lying, They Know We Know They’re Lying But They Keep Lying Anyway, and We Keep Pretending To Believe Them - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

We know you're lying. They keep lying.

We know you're lying. They keep lying.

We know you're lying. They keep lying.

We know you're lying. They keep lying.

...............madness.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2025 02:33 PM (fV+MH)

143 That's a new one. Got a Rolex ad in the middle of the content ad.

Posted by: scampydog at July 09, 2025 02:33 PM (2bFN5)

144 I'm still convinced the buttgrabber on the bottom left is Richard Simmons.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 02:28 PM (6ydKt)

I think he's dead. Or I dreamed that.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2025 02:33 PM (6PCLE)

145 > He is wearing what appears to be very thick wool bathing trunks...
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The wool cuts down on the shrinkage.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2025 02:33 PM (Q4IgG)

146 That's a new one. Got a Rolex ad in the middle of the content ad.

Just, uh, make sure to clean the watch before you wear it.

Posted by: Christopher Walken at July 09, 2025 02:34 PM (t0Rmr)

147 Thank you, Dr T.

Posted by: fd at July 09, 2025 02:34 PM (vFG9F)

148 ***Steyn calls it another "blizzard of lies." I prefer to call it the Empire of Lies.
-----------------

At the same time they are loading them up in Police Vans and dumping them off in Poland. Poland, now, has a civilian corps border watch group (7000) patrolling the border to help stop German dumping of illegal immigrants into their country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2025 02:34 PM (ncgY2)

149 > The woman behind the ads looks exactly like you'd suspect she looks.

Good lordt. Besides being a fat, pasty white, green haired caricature, her yellow teeth are off center.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2025 02:34 PM (lIio7)

150 Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 09, 2025 02:25 PM (ycI94)

That’s obviously not Kate Upton, but aside from her being a very attractive model I would have no idea who Kate Upton is and how she is different than any other very attractive model of the same age.
For that matter, I don’t know who attractive male models are either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2025 02:35 PM (2GCMq)

151 I think I'd make a scene in a pool in Germany. Which I will never go to as the train station in Munich alone creeped me out en route to Belgium. Then the little Belgian men on the train irritated me. I love Europe but apparently hate everyone near me in my wicked mind.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2025 02:31 PM (6PCLE)

*****

Those Muslim groppers are no joke. They will knock the teeth out of a protesting ladies mouth in a moment. And still consider her a slut.

Not good.

Posted by: EFG at July 09, 2025 02:35 PM (LN3jZ)

152 The French, of all peoples, had a solution for this.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 09, 2025 02:35 PM (2sMLA)

153 Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn challenged the commies to “just stop lying.” Of course they could not, and the undeniable fiasco that was Chernobyl caused the house of cards to collapse.

Posted by: Rando del Ashalle at July 09, 2025 02:35 PM (r3rRK)

154 The worst part of that advertising campaign is how ugly and horribly drawn the posters are

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 09, 2025 02:35 PM (aeiyZ)

155 WTF is Germany's problem? It's like they've never heard the saying, "There are none so blind as those who will not see." They refuse to see. Why are they so fucking stupid? And you see this stupid willful blindness in Britain when it comes to their "Asian" immigrants, too.
Posted by: Farquad at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (yqgaV)

It isn't Germany. British people went to prison for mentioning that foreigners were gang raping girls. France and Italy - even under Meloni - are flooding their countries with migrants.

Their people are weak and soft. The government provides everything so they lead lives of perpetual adolescence. They don't marry. They don't have children. They insist on asinine political policies. But their house of cards is predicated on a growing population. Always another, larger, generation to pay the bills for the lifestyle of the previous generations.

So they bring in people who aren't "of their tribe". And the more of these people they bring in, the less "of their tribe" their country becomes. Eventually, Germans will be a minority in Germany. And then the bill comes due.

We see it here also.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2025 02:35 PM (ExV1e)

156 Poland should build a wall.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 09, 2025 02:35 PM (zhBpy)

157 The French, of all peoples, had a solution for this.

Never bathe just use perfume instead?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2025 02:35 PM (t0Rmr)

158 I'm still upset that the EIB didn't hire Steyn to continue El Rushbo's radio show.
Posted by: ShainS

I seem to recall that they did offer it to him, but he turned it down for some reason.

He was far and away my favorite guest host.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 02:36 PM (77rzZ)

159 Why is that gigantic German Woman Harassing the peg leg kid.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2025 02:20 PM (MRwbj)
—————-

Somewhat relatedly since we are talking about white, red headed women harassing brown men, I just read today that Gary Coleman’s widow didn’t pass a polygraph when asked about his fatal fall down the stairs.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 09, 2025 02:36 PM (EjxLG)

160 Don't grabschen my heine.

Posted by: Heine Heinrich at July 09, 2025 02:36 PM (q2NNn)

161 I was in the pool!!!

Posted by: George Costanza at July 09, 2025 02:36 PM (jtoyl)

162 154 The worst part of that advertising campaign is how ugly and horribly drawn the posters are
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 09, 2025 02:35 PM (aeiyZ)

=======

Say what you want about Soviet ideology, but their propaganda posters understood perspective.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

163 Breaking news, not being covered much yet - Douglas Mackay, convicted of "election interference" for publishing some anti-Hillary memes in 2016, was just completely exonerated by the 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals, in a unanimous decision. Said the trial court was presented with no evidence at all that could have supported a conviction.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2025 02:36 PM (uWKK8)

164 In 3 months: "DEI? No, this is just DWEI. See, totally different."

@libsoftiktok 9m
BREAKING: T-Mobile has agreed to END its DEI policies according to a new filing with the FCC.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2025 02:36 PM (mlg/3)

165 All white women should be wearing bourkas anyway, right? And all white men are obviously evil.

Sheesh ... at least with no go zones the Muslims had their on place for their insane laws ... now they seem to be in Conquer Mode. But it is the German "leaders" most to blame for the surrender of their own culture.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 09, 2025 02:36 PM (vbXSk)

166
Meanwhile, the Bishop of San Bernardino (California) has dispensed the faithful from Sunday obligation because of potential arrests of illegals.

https://tinyurl.com/mvyctvbw

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 02:37 PM (HZi96)

167 Just, uh, make sure to clean the watch before you wear it.
Posted by: Christopher Walken at July 09, 2025 02:34 PM (t0Rmr)

Or leave it in the care of your some-kind-of-foreign girlfriend.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2025 02:37 PM (jGGMD)

168 A clip from 1960s "The Prisoner" series development, that shows the germinal idea that led up to the big guard balloon:
https://tinyurl.com/34w7shck

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 02:37 PM (TwZXH)

169 I think he's dead. Or I dreamed that.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Yes, Simmons is mort.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 02:37 PM (77rzZ)

170 Well...that was odd!

I just left my favorite pub in London, which is owned by Ian McKellen, who bought it because he lives nearby.

He was standing in his doorway in a pair of pajamas, adjusting his junk.

And yes...it was him. Nobody else on earth has a nose that big.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2025 02:37 PM (Zv8bq)

171 Germans are the most out of touch people on the planet.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2025 02:37 PM (fV+MH)

172 Somewhat relatedly since we are talking about white, red headed women harassing brown men, I just read today that Gary Coleman’s widow didn’t pass a polygraph when asked about his fatal fall down the stairs.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 09, 2025 02:36 PM (EjxLG)

Damn. Dwarf Tossing is one of the most heinous of crimes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2025 02:37 PM (uWKK8)

173 That part about the redhead is true. I had one grab my verboten during Mardi Gras.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 09, 2025 02:38 PM (oz2l0)

174 170 Well...that was odd!

I just left my favorite pub in London, which is owned by Ian McKellen, who bought it because he lives nearby.

He was standing in his doorway in a pair of pajamas, adjusting his junk.

And yes...it was him. Nobody else on earth has a nose that big.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Conspiracy Theorist at July 09, 2025 02:37 PM (Zv8bq)

======

He had a bad fall recently.

I mean...any fall for an octogenarian is bad, especially one from a stage.

I guess he's recovering well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

175 144 I'm still convinced the buttgrabber on the bottom left is Richard Simmons.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 02:28 PM (6ydKt)

I think he's dead. Or I dreamed that.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2025 02:33 PM (6PCLE)

He died about a year ago, I think.

The Germans don't know that yet.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 02:38 PM (6ydKt)

176 I go to walmart when I want a large woman to grope my testes.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 09, 2025 02:38 PM (wzQvI)

177 The "woman" in the last comic strip looks like Lena Dunham. I read a headline in the UK DM yesterday (I am the reporter of headline news, no content) that she blames menopause, medical issues and stress for no longer being a size 2.

While I doubt I have been a size 2 since I was a toddler, I think calories should be mentioned. Also shoving gravel up your sister's hooha guilt.

Why do I know this crap? Why???

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2025 02:38 PM (6PCLE)

178

"The German is either at your feet or at your throat."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 09, 2025 02:38 PM (ES1Rb)

179 Jihadi Joe will see those PSAs and it will confirm that Germans are racist whores who deserve what is coming to them.

Posted by: Operator Error at July 09, 2025 02:39 PM (sHvKw)

180 There was an incident at a pool about a mile from my house a couple of years ago. A bunch of people gate crashed a condo pool. It's a private pool that's intended for residents only. One resident, recognizing that these gate crashers were especially ghetto and weren't residents told them to leave. The ghetto trash shot him.
------------

"Asheville's Grant Center pool closed until further notice following 'extreme behavior issues" -Asheville Citizen Times
https://shorter.me/BLhiz

If you read it, you'll find that one 'behavior issues' was a thug with a gun.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2025 02:39 PM (XeU6L)

181 on the Opposite side of the World Carnival Cruise is banning Rap Music, Fans and Fan Dancing, enforcing a Curfew for Kids 25 and under, no Bluetooth speakers and enforce no smoking and No Weed on board.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 09, 2025 02:39 PM (FCrpy)

182 Not to be dense (I can't help it), but what was the French solution to this?

Posted by: 496 at July 09, 2025 02:39 PM (hdZBB)

183 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

Off the stage if I recall correctly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Conspiracy Theorist at July 09, 2025 02:39 PM (Zv8bq)

184 177 The "woman" in the last comic strip looks like Lena Dunham. I read a headline in the UK DM yesterday (I am the reporter of headline news, no content) that she blames menopause, medical issues and stress for no longer being a size 2.

While I doubt I have been a size 2 since I was a toddler, I think calories should be mentioned. Also shoving gravel up your sister's hooha guilt.

Why do I know this crap? Why???
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2025 02:38 PM (6PCLE)

========

She's on an episode of Travel Man with Richard Ayoade. Probably about the time she was peak relevant with Girls.

She seemed small.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:39 PM (GBKbO)

185 In a world increasingly full of Orwellian things, this may be the most Orwellianist. It is so obviously and undeniably a lie, that short of rebelling against it the Germans must become complicit in it (something something Vaclav Havel).

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at July 09, 2025 02:40 PM (8hxDK)

186 >>Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2025 02:35 PM (ExV1e)
__
That was extremely well explained.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 09, 2025 02:40 PM (bNf8H)

187 I think I'd make a scene in a pool in Germany. Which I will never go to as the train station in Munich alone creeped me out en route to Belgium. Then the little Belgian men on the train irritated me. I love Europe but apparently hate everyone near me in my wicked mind.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2025 02:31 PM (6PCLE)

The sad part is that Munich is among the better parts of Germany.

There, the police will (probably) still arrest someone if he's harassing you. Most other big cities, they'll be more likely to ask you if you led him on.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2025 02:40 PM (jGGMD)

188 183 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

Off the stage if I recall correctly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Conspiracy Theorist at July 09, 2025 02:39 PM (Zv8bq)

=======

I honestly would have expected that fall to kill him. But, he's good enough to adjust his junk in public.

So...good for him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:40 PM (GBKbO)

189 And what is the Muslim take on what to do with whores? Why, sexually assault them so they learn to stop being that way.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2025 02:26 PM (t0Rmr)

I am not a scholar of Islam but I believe that Prophet stated that Allah specifically smiles on muzzie men who rape the women of conquered people - provided that the women aren't muslim, of course.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2025 02:40 PM (ExV1e)

190
Why do I know this crap? Why???
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
------

It's as if...as if society is decaying.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2025 02:40 PM (XeU6L)

191

Dear Germany. Enjoy it.

Yours truly, the son of a Jewish survivor of Mauthausen, the labor brigades and a death march.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2025 02:40 PM (x0n13)

192
Women could, I don't know, maybe I'm being crazy here, maybe not swim in these particular pools.

Is situational awareness simply not in the female gene?

If you can't in any way look out for yourself how am I supposed to care about you?
Posted by: eleven

==============

Oh man, this is rage bait for me. Locals have probably used this pool unmolested for decades and now the predators show up, and local authorities' response is worse than nothing -- it amounts to encouragement of the predators. Yes, women would be smart to give up on their supposed protectors, and they'd also be smart to consider all men predators with an attitude like "how am I supposed to care about you?"

Be like Jesus! Stop caring.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 02:40 PM (UmB+t)

193
"Extreme behavior issues"? Using the wrong fork? Splitting infinitives?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 02:40 PM (HZi96)

194 Orwell was a rosy cheeked optimist

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 09, 2025 02:40 PM (pIfcn)

195 why would somebody go to a public pool, same as bathing in a sewer
Posted by: n

No worse than swimming in a lake, I would think.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 02:40 PM (77rzZ)

196 " Not to be dense (I can't help it), but what was the French solution to this?
Posted by: 496"

Don't worry, I'm equally dense.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2025 02:40 PM (fV+MH)

197 I’m pretty sure that redhead ass-grabbing gay captain ahab is supposed to be a tranny

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 09, 2025 02:40 PM (aeiyZ)

198 I can't wait to hear about how all the online anger about these posters is just Russian disinformation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

199 Poland should build a wall.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Unforts, a WEF apparatchik was installed as prime minister of Poland.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2025 02:41 PM (mlg/3)

200 Waiting for the European masses to rise up against their tyrannical leaders."

Here. Have a pillow to rest on as you wait. It'll be a while...

Posted by: man at July 09, 2025 02:41 PM (tubbA)

201 In a world increasingly full of Orwellian things, this may be the most Orwellianist. It is so obviously and undeniably a lie, that short of rebelling against it the Germans must become complicit in it (something something Vaclav Havel).
Posted by: Dr. Fausti
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See: 114

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2025 02:41 PM (XeU6L)

202 160 Don't grabschen my heine.
Posted by: Heine Heinrich at July 09, 2025 02:36 PM (q2NNn)

This content is why I am here.

Ace weeps and hopes I leave again soon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2025 02:41 PM (6PCLE)

203 195 The Seine just re-opened for public swimming for the first time in decades. Urgh.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 02:41 PM (TwZXH)

204 They deserve every ficken grope they receive. Embrace the culture you voted for, you ficken kraut douchebags.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM

*starts to type agreement
thinks of Prussian forebears
remembers Prussian forebears fled to Texas to avoid being pressganged into the Prussian Army
decides not to type agreement*

Posted by: toby928 at July 09, 2025 02:41 PM (jc0TO)

205 Damn. Dwarf Tossing is one of the most heinous of crimes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2025 02:37 PM (uWKK

He told me to do it!

Posted by: Aragorn at July 09, 2025 02:42 PM (jGGMD)

206
And what is the Muslim take on what to do with whores? Why, sexually assault them so they learn to stop being that way.
Posted by: 18-1

==============

I doubt there's any intent to instruct or improve the whores. "Sexually assault them so" you will have an orgasm is about it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 02:42 PM (UmB+t)

207 "Extreme behavior issues"? Using the wrong fork? Splitting infinitives?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Something involving carrots and chili.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 02:42 PM (77rzZ)

208 Sad to say, we have nothing in common with Europe any longer. It's like watching a friend drinking themselves to death.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 02:28 PM (HZi96)

More like watching someone you're related to twelve generations back but have never known drinking themselves to death. A good person would care. Sadly, I'm a bad person.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2025 02:42 PM (ExV1e)

209 Stolen from earlier:

But the Germans HAVE to keep voting for this or the Republicans will ban graphic gay porn from children's libraries.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 09, 2025 02:42 PM (T/tp/)

210
I'm still upset that the EIB didn't hire Steyn to continue El Rushbo's radio show.
Posted by: ShainS

I seem to recall that they did offer it to him, but he turned it down for some reason.
He was far and away my favorite guest host.
Posted by: Bulg

I don't think he could have done three hours a day EVERY day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2025 02:42 PM (63Dwl)

211 210 I don't think he could have done three hours a day EVERY day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2025 02:42 PM (63Dwl)

========

Take out ad time, and it's more like 20 minutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

212 207 "Extreme behavior issues"? Using the wrong fork? Splitting infinitives?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Something involving carrots and chili.
Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 02:42 PM (77rzZ)

They need wee-wee pads and electric collars.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2025 02:43 PM (x0n13)

213 Ian McKellen is supposed to be Magneto again in the next Avengers movie that's filming.

It must be a small role where he's sitting down a lot.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 02:43 PM (6ydKt)

214 104 Gunter Gleiben Glauchen Globen

Other than that.... I got nuthin.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2025 02:29 PM (Q4IgG)

Well, they may be approaching "Burnin' up let's go for broke, watch the night go up in smoke".

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at July 09, 2025 02:43 PM (8hxDK)

215 Here. Have a pillow to rest on as you wait. It'll be a while...

Posted by: man at July 09, 2025 02:41 PM (tubbA)
-

I've been laid back in my comfy chair all this time, ya know.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 09, 2025 02:43 PM (roqsI)

216 176 I go to walmart when I want a large woman to grope my testes.
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At the lowest price. Always.

Posted by: Walmart Marketing Department at July 09, 2025 02:43 PM (jtoyl)

217 I think there are mass graves in East German full of the Germans who with this shit would not have up put.

Posted by: toby928 at July 09, 2025 02:43 PM (jc0TO)

218 Not unless they let that Dutch chick be his cohost.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 09, 2025 02:43 PM (zhBpy)

219 Ace weeps and hopes I leave again soon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Maybe if you'd post pics from your modeling days...

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 02:44 PM (77rzZ)

220 "Extreme behavior issues"? Using the wrong fork? Splitting infinitives?
Posted by: Hadrian
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Yes. A new euphemism.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2025 02:44 PM (XeU6L)

221 "Be like Jesus! Stop caring.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia"

So you would just go swimming in that pool?

How can I look out for you when you refuse to look out for yourself???????

You want to talk about infuriating?????

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2025 02:44 PM (fV+MH)

222 Not to be dense (I can't help it), but what was the French solution to this?
Posted by: 496"

Don't worry, I'm equally dense.
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2025 02:40 PM (fV+MH)

I assumed it involved guillotines.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2025 02:44 PM (jGGMD)

223 Dropping a deuce in the bidet?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 09, 2025 02:44 PM (zhBpy)

224 Maybe if you'd post pics from your modeling days...
Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 02:44 PM

I first read that as yodeling days and thought, oh topic.

Posted by: toby928 at July 09, 2025 02:45 PM (jc0TO)

225 "Sad to say, we have nothing in common with Europe any longer. It's like watching a friend drinking themselves to death."

USA out of NATO now.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 02:45 PM (TwZXH)

226 I assumed it involved guillotines.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2025 02:44 PM (jGGMD)
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Ah - of course.

Posted by: 496 at July 09, 2025 02:45 PM (hdZBB)

227 Magneto isn’t in Avengers. He’s in X-men. That’s like Spock being in Star Wars.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 09, 2025 02:45 PM (oz2l0)

228 Why shouldn't Russia roll up on this ... culture, and wipe it out?

Russia's goal is to keep it as far from Russia as possible. They've got enough trouble with their native muzzies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2025 02:45 PM (ExV1e)

229 >>> 222 Not to be dense (I can't help it), but what was the French solution to this?
Posted by: 496"

Don't worry, I'm equally dense.
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2025 02:40 PM (fV+MH)

I assumed it involved guillotines.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2025 02:44 PM (jGGMD)

Oh, THAT.

We thought you said 'French mistake'.

Posted by: German EXPERTS!!! at July 09, 2025 02:45 PM (ULPxl)

230 >>>I just read today that Gary Coleman’s widow didn’t pass a polygraph when asked about his fatal fall down the stairs.
Posted by: haffhowershower
----------------

Toss a midget down the stairs and see if he bounces?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2025 02:45 PM (ncgY2)

231
18

It's also fostering an increasing sense that frontier justice might be the solution.

At least that's the sense I get here.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 09, 2025 02:19 PM

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We don't have horses anymore to seat a noosed miscreant upon for our stringing-up procedure. I was thinking maybe a lawn chair in the bed of a pickup truck.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 09, 2025 02:45 PM (ES1Rb)

232 The National Razor.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 09, 2025 02:46 PM (zhBpy)

233 222 I assumed it involved guillotines.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2025 02:44 PM (jGGMD)

No culottes on teens?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2025 02:46 PM (x0n13)

234 216 176 I go to walmart when I want a large woman to grope my testes.

Next!

Posted by: The TSA at July 09, 2025 02:46 PM (PiwSw)

235 Not unless they let that Dutch chick be his cohost.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Eva Vlaardingerbroek.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 02:46 PM (77rzZ)

236 the advertising-agency manginas

For a minute I thought there was an ad agency called mangina.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 09, 2025 02:46 PM (utK1O)

237 *knits*

Posted by: Madame Defarge at July 09, 2025 02:46 PM (jc0TO)

238 FWIW, nothing new. The "Don't mess with Texas" anti littering bit came from women who believed white guys in pickups were responsible for all roadside litter. When others pointed out what was actually littered, the response was... you're racist. Really.

Posted by: man at July 09, 2025 02:47 PM (tubbA)

239 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 02:37 PM (HZi96)

There are some odd people in the church, both Protestant and Catholic. Did he really think ICE was going to disrupt a church service? It hadn’t happened yet, has it? Then there was some nutball in the Episcopal Church who said he wasn’t going to officiate at Holy Communion and the congregants were all put on an imposed fast from
Communion because this was a lesson about racism? !!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2025 02:47 PM (2GCMq)

240 "I go to walmart when I want a large woman to grope my testes."

With Walmart+, they ship her right to your home.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 02:47 PM (TwZXH)

241 Oh, THAT.

We thought you said 'French mistake'.
Posted by: German EXPERTS!!! at July 09, 2025 02:45 PM (ULPxl)

Oh, can I help?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 09, 2025 02:47 PM (jGGMD)

242
German women would rather get raped by a Syrian than deport one Syrian back to Syria.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

Then Germany doesn't deserve to survive.

Maybe this is God punishing them for their 20th century behavior.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 09, 2025 02:47 PM (Zv8bq)

243 I would have no idea who Kate Upton is and how she is different than any other very attractive model of the same age.

She has huger tits than most fashion models.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2025 02:48 PM (ExV1e)

244 Poland is closer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 09, 2025 02:48 PM (zhBpy)

245 "Extreme behavior issues"? Using the wrong fork? Splitting infinitives?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 02:40 PM (HZi96)

Failure to send an RSVP

Posted by: Heine Heinrich at July 09, 2025 02:48 PM (q2NNn)

246
If it had been me designing the poster I'd have used dogs & cats or stick figure cartoons and avoided all of the politics entirely but I haven't been brainwashed by the German educational system so I can think outside the box.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

===============

The graphic artist had no choice; they were doing what the client wanted.

I used to write courses on Codes of Conduct for corporate clients, and one, Japanese-owned with US sites, was having a particular problem with Japanese bosses ordering Ph.D. female researchers around like housemaids. Complaints were rife and consistent and needed to be addressed in the Code of Conduct course. The client specifically told me to NOT accurately portray the ethnicities in any scenarios or graphics. No names or faces that would suggest who's doing what to whom. That would be offensive!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 02:48 PM (UmB+t)

247 I spent seven years in Germany as a lad. Even went to German swimming pools a few times. Never once did a red-haired Hausfrau grope me at the pool.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 09, 2025 02:48 PM (7fElN)

248 227 Magneto isn’t in Avengers. He’s in X-men. That’s like Spock being in Star Wars.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 09, 2025 02:45 PM (oz2l0)

It's got Doctor Doom and the Fantastic Four.

Apparently this Avengers is quite different so they're going to throw some mutants in and go for broke.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 02:48 PM (6ydKt)

249 "If you're gonna shoot, shoot."

@RepLuna
Neville Singham— the billionaire communist with ties to the CCP, who funded the LA riots and used immigration & Mexicans as a Trojan horse for communism— is hiding from our letter requesting testimony. This poses an issue for delivering subpoena.

Therefore, if he decides to hide in CHINA, we will now be asking the State Dept. and Treasury to freeze his assets/visa.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 09, 2025 02:49 PM (mlg/3)

250 eugyppius: a plague chronicle has identified the creator of the ads, big surprise: https://tinyurl.com/upvtbu39

Posted by: beckster at July 09, 2025 02:49 PM (NLtte)

251 The "Don't mess with Texas" anti littering bit came from women who believed white guys in pickups were responsible for all roadside litter. When others pointed out what was actually littered, the response was... you're racist. Really.
Posted by: man at July 09, 2025 02:47 PM (tubbA)

On the plus side, it is one of the most effective advertising campaigns ever. It cut down on roadside littering by 60% or some such figure. I remember when trash was everywhere on the highways, but not so much, now.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 09, 2025 02:49 PM (k9OZB)

252 There was an incident at a pool about a mile from my house a couple of years ago. A bunch of people gate crashed a condo pool. It's a private pool that's intended for residents only. One resident, recognizing that these gate crashers were especially ghetto and weren't residents told them to leave. The ghetto trash shot him.

He lived, thank goodness.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (lIio7)

Too bad the condo residents didn't shoot back.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 09, 2025 02:49 PM (5xuJ/)

253 Meanwhile, the Bishop of San Bernardino (California) has dispensed the faithful from Sunday obligation because of potential arrests of illegals.

https://tinyurl.com/mvyctvbw
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 02:37 PM (HZi96)

What’s their problem? Jesus wasn’t afraid to be arrested. Hey Zeus shouldn’t be either.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 09, 2025 02:49 PM (EjxLG)

254

Maybe if Karl's Donuts served Jodls.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2025 02:50 PM (x0n13)

255 I think Steyn once had a proposed headline along the lines of "Muslims fear backlash from tomorrow's bombing."

Posted by: Martin Tell at July 09, 2025 02:50 PM (sFNX2)

256 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2025 02:48 PM (ExV1e)

Wouldn’t know. Don’t know what her face looks like, much less her tits, but thanks for the info.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2025 02:50 PM (2GCMq)

257 189 And what is the Muslim take on what to do with whores? Why, sexually assault them so they learn to stop being that way.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 09, 2025 02:26 PM (t0Rmr)

I am not a scholar of Islam but I believe that Prophet stated that Allah specifically smiles on muzzie men who rape the women of conquered people - provided that the women aren't muslim, of course.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 09, 2025 02:40 PM (ExV1e)

This is why I'm actually not a fan of women wearing veils in Church unless getting married or becoming a nun. I'm not Islamic, and modesty doesn't require me to hide in the corner under a big piece of cloth.

And I'm a firm believer that God gave me a "blow out the camera" color of red hair as a gift, and my daughter as well, and that's a gift He wants me to share. No burying "talents"...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2025 02:50 PM (tOcjL)

258 It's got Doctor Doom and the Fantastic Four.

Apparently this Avengers is quite different so they're going to throw some mutants in and go for broke.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 02:48 PM (6ydKt)

With the Fantastic Four, I suspect broke is what they'll get.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2025 02:50 PM (jGGMD)

259 I remember the pool in our little German town had a bottom that mechanically raised and lowered. From something like a meter deep to five or six.

Weird the things you remember from childhood.

Posted by: toby928 at July 09, 2025 02:50 PM (jc0TO)

260 Things that will never happen, ever: A husky German lesbian angrily molests a microcephalic muslim amputee who didn't realize he wore his prosthetic peg-leg into a swimming pool.

Posted by: shavtyp at July 09, 2025 02:51 PM (BudYP)

261 2 Best part:

The person in charge of this ad campaign?

Fat, white lesbian.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:15 PM (GBKbO)

How dare you presume my gender!

STOPP! VERBOTEN! ELEVENTY!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2025 02:51 PM (6PCLE)

262 She has huger tits than most fashion models.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

But her uncle was the biggest boob in the family.

Kate Upton is from the next county over from the one I grew up in in SW Michigan. Her family founded the Whirlpool Corporation. And, of course, said uncle was the US Rep for that district for quite a few years.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 02:51 PM (77rzZ)

263 Off topic, but I missed the post about Comey and Brennan being under investigation.

Shouldn't Comey already be charged? I thought it was established and he admitted to leaking confidential information to a comrade at the new York times in the form of letters or contemporaneous notes. Is my memory correct?

Posted by: 496 at July 09, 2025 02:51 PM (EWlvz)

264
So you would just go swimming in that pool?

How can I look out for you when you refuse to look out for yourself???????

You want to talk about infuriating?????
Posted by: eleven

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No, I wouldn't, which would leave the situation wrong all around. I'm sitting at home paying taxes for a thing I can't use because bad guys have appropriated it. This is not solving a problem.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 02:52 PM (UmB+t)

265 remember when trash was everywhere on the highways,"

Try N of Houston, or around 59/69...

Posted by: man at July 09, 2025 02:52 PM (tubbA)

266 Well, it looks like the Germans really did get over that "master race" thing. I think they're finding out that the exact opposite view - a pretend equality with a totally alien, savage culture - presents its own set of problems.

Posted by: Paco at July 09, 2025 02:52 PM (mADJX)

267 236 the advertising-agency manginas

For a minute I thought there was an ad agency called mangina.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 09, 2025 02:46 PM (utK1O)

Donnny Deutsch..land uber alles

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2025 02:52 PM (x0n13)

268 Republicans who refused to fight Obama were supposedly afraid of being called racist. Then the same ones refused to fight Hillary and then Biden.

Misogynist. Agist.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 09, 2025 02:52 PM (n4GiU)

269 The client specifically told me to NOT accurately portray the ethnicities in any scenarios or graphics. No names or faces that would suggest who's doing what to whom. That would be offensive!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 02:48 PM (UmB+t)

Definitely.

That's why they should have used animals or generic cartoons or something like that.

It was aimed at kids with the little turtles.
They should've continued the theme - cats instead of girls, dogs instead of boys, then no political controversy.

It's provocative where it didn't have to be at all.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 02:52 PM (6ydKt)

270 258 With the Fantastic Four, I suspect broke is what they'll get.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2025 02:50 PM (jGGMD)

========

I suspect they'll get Thunderbolts/Cap4 money. Enough to look like a success at roughly $400 million total.

And both of those films lost money.

Marvel movies are no longer the zeitgeist and just get big action movie traffic. Which would be fine if the movies weren't stupid expensive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

271 Olga bin gropin

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at July 09, 2025 02:53 PM (P0m9n)

272 Kate Upton is from the next county over from the one I grew up in in SW Michigan. Her family founded the Whirlpool Corporation. And, of course, said uncle was the US Rep for that district for quite a few years.
Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 02:51 PM

The father of the twisty lightbulb.

Posted by: toby928 at July 09, 2025 02:53 PM (jc0TO)

273 Here's the woman who applied "Bizarro World" tactics to the German swimming pool campaign. Instapundit highlighted it yesterday.

https://tinyurl.com/38p7mpfd

Fat White Chick---check
Weird colored hair--- check
Proud of her stupidity---check
Secretly wishes she would have her own ass grabbed, but that would require a front end loader----check

Posted by: Orson at July 09, 2025 02:53 PM (dIske)

274 Far enough along? Research on the Guadalupe.

The Guadalupe River and it’s historical flooding
The flooding along the Guadalupe River is a recurring natural event:

By Alan -July 6, 2025775
The Guadalupe River in Texas has a long history of significant flooding, with major floods recorded as far back as the 19th century.

1838,1848,1868, 1872,1906, 1913,1921, 1936,1952, 1972, 1973,1978, 1987,1989, 1991,1997,1998, 2015, 2018,2020, 2021,2025

These years reflect at least 22 major flood events that have been chronicled in local histories and official reports. Notably, the river is located in what is known as “Flash Flood Alley,” making it particularly susceptible to rapid, destructive flooding due to the area’s rocky terrain and tendency for intense rainfall. cont.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2025 02:54 PM (ncgY2)

275 cont. _ More notable flooding

1913: Part of the Texas Flood of 1913, causing widespread devastation and loss of life.
1972: Exceptionally heavy rain led to major flooding in New Braunfels and Seguin.
1987: The deadliest event until 2025, with a tragic loss of life at a church camp near Comfort, Texas.
1998: Broke most existing records, exceeding the 100-year flood plain and causing unprecedented damage.
2020: Caused more than $1 billion in damage along the river.
2025: The river rose 26 feet within 45 minutes, resulting in at least 67 deaths.

https://tinyurl.com/mru342pp

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2025 02:54 PM (ncgY2)

276 At the end of "Gulliver's Travels," Swift has a red headed woman/yahoo grab the narrator by his naughty bits thereby tipping off the intelligent horses (Houyhnhnms) that the narrator was also a yahoo.

Posted by: Martin Tell at July 09, 2025 02:54 PM (sFNX2)

277 I suspect they'll get Thunderbolts/Cap4 money. Enough to look like a success at roughly $400 million total.

And both of those films lost money.

Marvel movies are no longer the zeitgeist and just get big action movie traffic. Which would be fine if the movies weren't stupid expensive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

"It's okay; Pedro Pascal will save us!"
-Marvel executives, probably

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2025 02:55 PM (jGGMD)

278 273 Cripes.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 02:55 PM (TwZXH)

279 That one legged youth must have stolen a bicycle.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 09, 2025 02:55 PM (zhBpy)

280
This is why I'm actually not a fan of women wearing veils in Church unless getting married or becoming a nun. I'm not Islamic, and modesty doesn't require me to hide in the corner under a big piece of cloth.

And I'm a firm believer that God gave me a "blow out the camera" color of red hair as a gift, and my daughter as well, and that's a gift He wants me to share. No burying "talents"...
Posted by: Nova Local

=============

I agree, and I made this very argument about Muslim head-covering to a Muslim friend of mine! I don't get Orthodox Jewish women's hair-covering thing, something about signaling your marital status?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 02:55 PM (UmB+t)

281 266 Well, it looks like the Germans really did get over that "master race" thing. I think they're finding out that the exact opposite view - a pretend equality with a totally alien, savage culture - presents its own set of problems.
Posted by: Paco at July 09, 2025 02:52 PM (mADJX)

Nuremberg Laws are for the little people. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2025 02:56 PM (x0n13)

282
Magneto isn’t in Avengers. He’s in X-men. That’s like Spock being in Star Wars.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 09, 2025 02:45 PM (oz2l0)

Nerd Test

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2025 02:56 PM (y9nCu)

283 These german ads are like the alarm company ads on American TV. It's always some white guy jogging by who pulls his hoodie over his head before doing a B&E into the happy colored couples home.

Posted by: Joe Ghetto at July 09, 2025 02:56 PM (lX1hk)

284 277 "It's okay; Pedro Pascal will save us!"
-Marvel executives, probably
Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2025 02:55 PM (jGGMD)

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It's interesting to contrast Pascal with Glen Powell.

Pascal is entirely created by Disney. Powell is actually rising like a genuine star with actual hits (Twisters and Anyone But You for financial success and Hit Man for critical success).

Pascal's successes feel...incidental to his presence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

285 I don't get Orthodox Jewish women's hair-covering thing, something about signaling your marital status?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 02:55 PM (UmB+t)
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Modesty.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 09, 2025 02:57 PM (roqsI)

286 And I'm a firm believer that God gave me a "blow out the camera" color of red hair as a gift, and my daughter as well, and that's a gift He wants me to share. No burying "talents"...
Posted by: Nova Local

My wife is a ginger. She found a meme online of a little girl with red hair, and the caption "God gave me red hair because he knew I needed a warning label."

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 02:57 PM (77rzZ)

287
Here's the woman who applied "Bizarro World" tactics to the German swimming pool campaign. Instapundit highlighted it yesterday.

https://tinyurl.com/38p7mpfd

Secretly wishes she would have her own ass grabbed, but that would require a front end loader----check
Posted by: Orson

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Secretly wishes that she could grab a petite Muslim amputee's ass.

Such a lousy artist, she looks like she's trying to extract a gerbil.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 02:57 PM (UmB+t)

288 This is no different from the ridiculous and patronizing company sexual harassment 'trainings'. Which exist not to actually teach people anything, but to protect the company from liability.

NOBODY needs any kind of 'outreach' or 'education' that groping women is wrong.

The only reason this exists is so some stupid government woman can gush about how whay she 'contributed'.

Reminds me of the insanity of Finland who produced this INSANE video 'teaching' people to 'stop, don't touch me there, this is my no-no square', and it came with a freaking DANCE.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SvIQaIgKiO4

'Educated' AWFLs will literally tell you to perform dances so you don't get raped rather than imprison criminals.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at July 09, 2025 02:57 PM (setIA)

289 285 I don't get Orthodox Jewish women's hair-covering thing, something about signaling your marital status?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 02:55 PM (UmB+t)
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Modesty.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 09, 2025 02:57 PM (roqsI)

I don't give a sheitl....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2025 02:58 PM (x0n13)

290 Mistranslation. The coverd heads means long hair. No for men. Yes for women.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 09, 2025 02:58 PM (zhBpy)

291 UK does the same thing creating PSAs that show white, English boys making sexually suggestive comments and overtures towards brown immigrant girls. It's a horny white lads problem, innit?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 09, 2025 02:58 PM (36PRH)

292 In my neck of the inner ring suburbs, we used to have summer festivals with rides and cavatelli dinners etc at the many local Catholic parishes to raise money to keep tuition down for the school. Unfortunately, most have had to cancel because of 'extreme behavior issues' from attendees who get their education for free.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 09, 2025 02:58 PM (Dv3i1)

293 Nuremberg Laws are for the little people. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2025 02:56 PM (x0n13)
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But O'Conner took the 5th!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 09, 2025 02:59 PM (roqsI)

294 286 And I'm a firm believer that God gave me a "blow out the camera" color of red hair as a gift, and my daughter as well, and that's a gift He wants me to share. No burying "talents"...
Posted by: Nova Local

My wife is a ginger. She found a meme online of a little girl with red hair, and the caption "God gave me red hair because he knew I needed a warning label."

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 02:57 PM (77rzZ)

It actually makes everyone remember you...when you can't always remember them. I can say it makes sure you're always doing the right thing in public b/c there's no hiding.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2025 02:59 PM (tOcjL)

295 Ace missed the best part: the photo of the woman in the German government who came up with these posters. Hint: the woman grabbing the illegal that looks like a tranny is basically her minus 100 pounds.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2025 02:59 PM (2ocoG)

296 In Germany, if the artist had portrayed this accurately, they would spend more time in prison than any Muslim rapist.

Didn't some muzzie just go around and stabbed a bunch of Germans recently?
And what was the public response?

Right.

The country doesn't deserve our concern.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 09, 2025 02:59 PM (T/tp/)

297
I'm not Islamic, and modesty doesn't require me to hide in the corner under a big piece of cloth.

__________

Nobody's going to subject you to the Inquisition for not wearing a veil. And as far as I can see, the women take them off after church is over.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 09, 2025 02:59 PM (HZi96)

298 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 02:48 PM (UmB+t)

I felt sorry for our Japanese secretary of the Japanese office manager. Well one of the three that passed through the office was a decent guy and treated her with respect.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 02:59 PM (VofaG)

299 291 UK does the same thing creating PSAs that show white, English boys making sexually suggestive comments and overtures towards brown immigrant girls. It's a horny white lads problem, innit?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 09, 2025 02:58 PM (36PRH)

======

Adolescence is a Netflix drama based on a real event where a black kid murdered someone.

In the Netflix show, it was a white kid inspired by Jordan Peterson.

The show became required viewing for pretty much the entire British nation for a couple of months. Politicians were berated on TV by interviewers for not having seen it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

300 I don't give a sheitl....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2025 02:58 PM (x0n13)
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There is a price toupee for everything.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 09, 2025 02:59 PM (roqsI)

301 What's the big deal? We swap race roles all the time!

Posted by: Disney at July 09, 2025 02:59 PM (+Vs9z)

302 Well...that was odd!

I just left my favorite pub in London, which is owned by Ian McKellen, who bought it because he lives nearby.

He was standing in his doorway in a pair of pajamas, adjusting his junk.

And yes...it was him. Nobody else on earth has a nose that big.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2025 02:37 PM (Zv8bq)

Walk up to him all star struck and tongue tied: “Hello Mr. Gandalf sir, I uhh I just wanted to say hi and uhh shake your junk.” I gotta go!

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 09, 2025 03:00 PM (EjxLG)

303
Posted by: DudeAbiding at July 09, 2025 02:57 PM (setIA)

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I was only following orders. (see me at #246)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 03:00 PM (UmB+t)

304 302 Walk up to him all star struck and tongue tied: “Hello Mr. Gandalf sir, I uhh I just wanted to say hi and uhh shake your junk.” I gotta go!
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 09, 2025 03:00 PM (EjxLG)

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"I loved you in Star Trek Generations!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

305
The father of the twisty lightbulb.
Posted by: toby928
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Which raises the question, 'How did Edison choose the thread design (still used) for light bulbs?'

The answer, after a word from our sponsors.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2025 03:00 PM (XeU6L)

306 Here's the woman who applied "Bizarro World" tactics to the German swimming pool campaign. Instapundit highlighted it yesterday.

https://tinyurl.com/38p7mpfd

Secretly wishes she would have her own ass grabbed, but that would require a front end loader----check
Posted by: Orson

==============

Secretly wishes that she could grab a petite Muslim amputee's ass.

Such a lousy artist, she looks like she's trying to extract a gerbil.

-- -- --

I take it back.
It's not Richard Simmons.

It's a self-portrait.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 03:00 PM (6ydKt)

307 >>>I just read today that Gary Coleman’s widow didn’t pass a polygraph when asked about his fatal fall down the stairs.
Posted by: haffhowershower
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Toss a midget down the stairs and see if he bounces?

Posted by: Braenyard

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...see if IT bounces.
Midgets prefer to be called IT.

Posted by: Operator Error at July 09, 2025 03:00 PM (sHvKw)

308 If you watch any security system commercials in the US the criminals are always white guys.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 03:01 PM (VofaG)

309 "In Germany, if the artist had portrayed this accurately, they would spend more time in prison than any Muslim rapist."

Well said!

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 03:01 PM (TwZXH)

310 Anyone know about 2 foot tube lights?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 09, 2025 03:01 PM (zhBpy)

311 I don't see what avenue German authorities have left open to normal people other than Freikorps. I don't know if normal Germans have that in them at this point, or whether it would ultimately yield better results than the last time. But I don't see a political solution there; there's only violence left.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2025 03:01 PM (guCHD)

312 There is a price toupee for everything.
Posted by: Biden's Dog

Don't wig out about it.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 03:01 PM (77rzZ)

313 some white guy jogging by"

Or "why I bailed on S2 of Reacher"
Sure, older white guys are known for carjacking minivans...

Posted by: man at July 09, 2025 03:01 PM (tubbA)

314 The show became required viewing for pretty much the entire British nation for a couple of months. Politicians were berated on TV by interviewers for not having seen it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

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If I'm not mistaken they even made the school kids watch it in class.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 03:02 PM (6ydKt)

315

The Shiksa in the Shtetl with the Sheitl

(Yiddish version of Clue)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2025 03:02 PM (x0n13)

316 Saw a picture of Lena Dunham recently . Facially and in body type she looks like a Vogon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 09, 2025 03:02 PM (JtH6i)

317 Anyone know about 2 foot tube lights?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 09, 2025 03:01 PM (zhBpy)
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THEY WENT THAT A WAY!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 09, 2025 03:03 PM (roqsI)

318 The Freikorps was full of angry WWI veterans. Can Germany even must a battalion of actual combat vets?

Posted by: toby928 at July 09, 2025 03:03 PM (jc0TO)

319 There is a price toupee for everything.

Minnie Pearl left the price tag on her festive little hats.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 09, 2025 03:03 PM (TExcx)

320 Insane

Posted by: Gonzotx at July 09, 2025 03:04 PM (nGraA)

321 muster

but you knew that

Posted by: toby928 at July 09, 2025 03:04 PM (jc0TO)

322 Don't wig out about it.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 03:01 PM (77rzZ)
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I dare you to comb over here and say that!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 09, 2025 03:04 PM (roqsI)

323
In my neck of the inner ring suburbs, we used to have summer festivals with rides and cavatelli dinners etc at the many local Catholic parishes to raise money to keep tuition down for the school. Unfortunately, most have had to cancel because of 'extreme behavior issues' from attendees who get their education for free.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

================

Who are the attendees who get their education for free? Should school choice/voucher advocates feel a bit chilled?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 03:04 PM (UmB+t)

324 "I loved you in Star Trek Generations!"

"Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms!" - the Mallrats DVD commentary

Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2025 03:04 PM (2ocoG)

325 Ian Mckellen is 86. Perhaps he has some dementia going on and that's out in his pajamas adjusting his junk.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2025 03:04 PM (2GCMq)

326 263 Off topic, but I missed the post about Comey and Brennan being under investigation.

Shouldn't Comey already be charged? I thought it was established and he admitted to leaking confidential information to a comrade at the new York times in the form of letters or contemporaneous notes. Is my memory correct?
Posted by: 496

This is the GOP "Look! It's a squirrel" theater to try and take the focus off of the Epstein disappoint. Nothing will happen to Brennan or Comey or anyone that was involved.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2025 03:05 PM (/U5Yz)

327 Malls are dead.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 09, 2025 03:05 PM (zhBpy)

328 Drehen Sie den Kopf und husten Sie.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 09, 2025 03:05 PM (wzQvI)

329 The show became required viewing for pretty much the entire British nation for a couple of months. Politicians were berated on TV by interviewers for not having seen it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

No joke. I remember watching Kemi Badenoch (Conservative Party leader) browbeaten in an interview by BBC reporters, who couldn't believe she'd been so irresponsible as not to watch this EXTREMELY IMPORTANT show.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 09, 2025 03:05 PM (jGGMD)

330 I find it refreshing that they didn't find some way to blame white guys.

Hands off the merchandise, ladies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 09, 2025 03:05 PM (i24o9)

331 319 There is a price toupee for everything.

Minnie Pearl left the price tag on her festive little hats.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 09, 2025 03:03 PM (TExcx)

So black guys with their genuine baseball caps got their fashion tips from Minnie Pearl?

They're never gonna live that down.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 03:05 PM (6ydKt)

332 Minnie Pearl left the price tag on her festive little hats.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 09, 2025 03:03 PM (TExcx)
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Just like the clothing returns to Amazon.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 09, 2025 03:05 PM (roqsI)

333 >>>I don't know if normal Germans have that in them at this point

Germany is gone. Better to reform our defensive lines along the Rhine and keep France from getting the same way...right? RIGHT???

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 09, 2025 03:05 PM (CwhoI)

334 Heh heh, heh heh.

Fen said "junk."

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 03:06 PM (77rzZ)

335 I wonder if hulky German men exist anymore? Did they morph into other shorter men from Europe?

We were standing in line in Vienna to see Marie Antoinette's family home. My son cracked a quiet joke to my husband, observing shorter Austrian men, that "no wonder Germany won." They are both 6'4 and 6'5." I had to cattle prod them to halten their klappers. (Had a German neighbor growing up and know a few words but can't spell).

So where are these white men to protect their fraus? Eh? Do brown men scare them? The large white women should fight back, too. I would, figuring I could swim better than a barbarian if he was not swinging a machete. I do swim really well, one of my talents.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2025 03:06 PM (6PCLE)

336 I will add - the other thing when you're a redheaded female who is normally happy - EVERYONE in public who needs help/directions/etc comes up and asks you for help. Everyone. You are universally trusted by all ages, genders, and ethnicities...so it's good to be able to earn that trust.

And maybe that's why I'm still here.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2025 03:06 PM (tOcjL)

337 If I'm not mistaken they even made the school kids watch it in class."

Expat friends have family visiting. We were over sharing a lager, and they were amazed that no one had watched it, no cared. It was a bit odd

Posted by: man at July 09, 2025 03:06 PM (tubbA)

338 He was standing in his doorway in a pair of pajamas, adjusting his junk.

And yes...it was him. Nobody else on earth has a nose that big.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2025 02:37 PM (Zv8bq)

So Gandalf was holding his staff? Did he tell you that you shall not pass?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at July 09, 2025 03:06 PM (4hxkC)

339 Is that a pegleg or are you just happy to see me.

Posted by: German redhead at July 09, 2025 03:07 PM (s0Otf)

340 This swimming pool problem has been going on for years. This recent escapade involving the Syrians in Hesse was just reported. But, go back a few years and you will find swimming pools in Cologne actually segregating the pool between male and female. A separate pool in that area banned all immigrant refugees, which actually stood up for a limited time before the Fed govt stepped in and chastised the local government for their actions.

There were over 400 reported incidents in 2023 alone. 65% were non-Germans. The other 35% where "new" citizens. Only two females have ever been questioned for actions shown on the posters. All the others have been male (and refugees).

Those not familiar with German bathing might not be aware that some of these "Swim Bauds" are clothing optional...you get the drift, I'm sure.

Posted by: Orson at July 09, 2025 03:07 PM (dIske)

341 Who are the attendees who get their education for free? Should school choice/voucher advocates feel a bit chilled?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Public school kids who, to be more precise, don't have the $6,000 or so out-of-pocket costs that the Catholic school kids had.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 09, 2025 03:07 PM (Dv3i1)

342 Germany is gone. Better to reform our defensive lines along the Rhine and keep France from getting the same way...right? RIGHT???
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 09, 2025 03:05 PM

I still have some faith in the Bloody French.

Posted by: toby928 at July 09, 2025 03:07 PM (jc0TO)

343 @284

>>Pascal's successes feel...incidental to his presence.

I think his draw for studios is that he's flat, slightly above average in looks and has an heir of harmlessness.

And will basically do anything.

He's like the Ryan Seacrest of actors.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2025 03:07 PM (z4Zjt)

344 Constantly lying about everything in order to appease extremists and criminals and denigrate and demoralize the law-abiding normies is causing the caustic cynicism. We don't believe you for a very simple reason: You are inveterate liars. You are incapable of speaking the truth, even accidentally.

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Well, we'll just have to rely CNN, MSNBC, and 60 Minutes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living In a Beaver Cleaver World, at July 09, 2025 03:07 PM (L/fGl)

345 Meanwhile, the Bishop of San Bernardino (California) has dispensed the faithful from Sunday obligation because of potential arrests of illegals.

Has he considered telling them to confess their sin-of law-breaking and take action post-haste to cease this sin by repatriating themselves to their native countries and then applying to come in legally?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 09, 2025 03:07 PM (a+4eV)

346 337 If I'm not mistaken they even made the school kids watch it in class."

Expat friends have family visiting. We were over sharing a lager, and they were amazed that no one had watched it, no cared. It was a bit odd
Posted by: man at July 09, 2025 03:06 PM (tubbA)

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I refuse to watch shows that steal roles from qualified black actors and give them to untalented white actors just to fill a quota.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

347 Germany wanted to jail parents who wanted to homeschool their kids. They came to the US and asked for asylum. Obama administration denied them and had them deported IIRC.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 03:07 PM (VofaG)

348
Malls are dead.
Posted by: Boss Moss

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They would make great government field offices (or hell, even headquarters!) relocated from Washington, DC. Ample parking, restrooms plumbed, food courts ready to fire up, elevators, directories, camera systems... let's go!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 03:07 PM (UmB+t)

349 Anyone know about 2 foot tube lights?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 09, 2025 03:01 PM (zhBpy)

No, but I do have some experience with the four foot variety.

I decided to chunk the fluorescent kind and went LED.
They're brighter, don't break, and no blinking out for weeks - when they're dead, they're dead.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 03:08 PM (6ydKt)

350 I do swim really well, one of my talents.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Bikini pics in 5...4...3...?

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 03:08 PM (77rzZ)

351 I also think The Fantastic Four will make between 650 and 750 WW.

Less than Dr Strange atmom, but more than fake avengers and fake captain America.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2025 03:08 PM (z4Zjt)

352 It will not end well for Germany:

https://is.gd/hLmreJ

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 09, 2025 03:09 PM (ZVgZ4)

353 302 Well...that was odd!

I just left my favorite pub in London, which is owned by Ian McKellen, who bought it because he lives nearby

Best I can do is a favorite pub in Niagara on the Lake Ontario.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 09, 2025 03:09 PM (SXxzC)

354 I refuse to watch shows that steal roles from qualified black actors and give them to untalented white actors just to fill a quota.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

A man has to live by his principles.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 03:09 PM (6ydKt)

355 345 Meanwhile, the Bishop of San Bernardino (California) has dispensed the faithful from Sunday obligation because of potential arrests of illegals.

Has he considered telling them to confess their sin-of law-breaking and take action post-haste to cease this sin by repatriating themselves to their native countries and then applying to come in legally?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 09, 2025 03:07 PM (a+4eV)

Grope the Bishop or Flog the Bishop....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 09, 2025 03:09 PM (x0n13)

356 France is gone. Otherwise, why would they tolerate the car-burning, riots, no-go zones, banlieues? There's nothing left in Europe to defend. If USA abandoned NATO, maybe Europe would sack up and fix some shit. Either way, we don't want our guys fighting for those fags.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 03:09 PM (TwZXH)

357 343 I think his draw for studios is that he's flat, slightly above average in looks and has an heir of harmlessness.

And will basically do anything.

He's like the Ryan Seacrest of actors.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2025 03:07 PM (z4Zjt)

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I think my opinion of the concept of the movie star is well known, but Pascal is a fascinating example of the pure marketing behind the creation of a star.

He genuinely doesn't have any major successes. A voice in The Mandalorian? A meme movie with Nicholas Cage? Five episodes in Game of Thrones? An adaptation of one of the most popular video games made in the last 15 years?

Where is he the draw in...any of this?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

358 Fen said "junk."
Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 03:06 PM (77rzZ)

I was quoting CBD.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2025 03:10 PM (2GCMq)

359
Public school kids who, to be more precise, don't have the $6,000 or so out-of-pocket costs that the Catholic school kids had.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

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Ohhh, I thought they attended the Catholic school free for some reason. So the schools got ghetto fatigue and now everyone loses. RRRGhhhh!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 03:10 PM (UmB+t)

360
Secretly wishes that she could grab a petite Muslim amputee's ass.

Such a lousy artist, she looks like she's trying to extract a gerbil.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 02:57 PM (UmB+t)

I need to look closer for Richard Gere.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2025 03:10 PM (6PCLE)

361 Best I can do is a favorite pub in Niagara on the Lake Ontario.
Posted by: Northernlurker

The Mucky Duck in Monterey, California. Their trivia night was awesome.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 03:10 PM (77rzZ)

362 Deligitimizing government one anal rape at time.

Posted by: Clam B4 the Storm at July 09, 2025 03:10 PM (qyn1k)

363 OMG! Not the science grants!

Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytran
BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living In a Beaver Cleaver World, at July 09, 2025 03:11 PM (L/fGl)

364 346 Ha!

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 03:11 PM (TwZXH)

365
I still have some faith in the Bloody French.
Posted by: toby928
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[recollects treatment of the Communards]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2025 03:11 PM (XeU6L)

366 364 346 Ha!
Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 03:11 PM (TwZXH)

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I guarantee you it would fry a couple of brain cells.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

367 This is just not a culture that wants to continue. The barbarians will always move in and take over.

Posted by: Meric at July 09, 2025 03:12 PM (/BF22)

368 363 OMG! Not the science grants!

Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytran
BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living In a Beaver Cleaver World,

Should have gone long on white lab coats and thick glasses. Crap.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 09, 2025 03:12 PM (/U5Yz)

369
Where is he the draw in...any of this?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

You're right.

His best work was Mandolorian and his face was covered the entire time.

I saw the first season of The Last of Us (I won't see the second) and he was fine in that, but the story was the star there and a lot of actors could've done that role.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 03:12 PM (6ydKt)

370 Pascal was a great French mathematician, physicist, inventor, writer, and Christian philosopher. Who are you talking about?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 09, 2025 03:12 PM (ZVgZ4)

371 So Gandalf was holding his staff? Did he tell you that you shall not pass?
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at July 09, 2025 03:06 PM (4hxkC)

Oh My! Sounds like a wonderful old man!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at July 09, 2025 03:12 PM (lX1hk)

372 85 What the hell is that in the two lower frames? The Safety Turtle?
Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2025 02:26 PM (idFWj)

I was laughing about this as well. WTH Germany?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2025 03:13 PM (6PCLE)

373 'Fen said "junk."'

She said 'tits' and I fainted dead away

Luv ya, Fen!

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 03:13 PM (TwZXH)

374 Have you seen the laughable ads from the UK about telling your "mates" not to assault women? It is always a black or other minority telling a white guy to stop.

Posted by: steevy at July 09, 2025 03:13 PM (YwEeS)

375 I absolutely guarantee that if this propaganda were realistic and showed Arab perps, you'd see a serious backlash - from Germans.

The families of Kate Steinle and Mollie Tibbets showed that if a migrant murders a Leftist's own kids, they'll lash out at anybody who says a bad word about the killer.

The Party is their highest loyalty.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2025 03:14 PM (BI5O2)

376 I'm not Islamic, and modesty doesn't require me to hide in the corner under a big piece of cloth.
Posted by: Nova Local

Nobody's going to subject you to the Inquisition for not wearing a veil. And as far as I can see, the women take them off after church is over.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Mistranslation. The coverd heads means long hair. No for men. Yes for women.
Posted by: Boss Moss

See? What did I say three threads ago?

"Yes", "hair", and "who cares?". Although I should probably have added "hell no".

Adiaphora and an occasion to make trouble.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 09, 2025 03:14 PM (a+4eV)

377 343 I think his draw for studios is that he's flat, slightly above average in looks and has an heir of harmlessness.

And will basically do anything.

He's like the Ryan Seacrest of actors.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2025 03:07 PM (z4Zjt)

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I think my opinion of the concept of the movie star is well known, but Pascal is a fascinating example of the pure marketing behind the creation of a star.

He genuinely doesn't have any major successes. A voice in The Mandalorian? A meme movie with Nicholas Cage? Five episodes in Game of Thrones? An adaptation of one of the most popular video games made in the last 15 years?

Where is he the draw in...any of this?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 03:10 PM (GBKbO)
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He can surely drawn semen out of dicks

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 09, 2025 03:14 PM (aeiyZ)

378 374 Have you seen the laughable ads from the UK about telling your "mates" not to assault women? It is always a black or other minority telling a white guy to stop.
Posted by: steevy at July 09, 2025 03:13 PM (YwEeS)

======

Gotta say "bruv" a lot more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

379 @357

>>Where is he the draw in...any of this?

He's not the draw, the vehicle is the draw, he's simply there because you need a warm body.

The studios love him and will probably continue using him.

The first two seasons of the mandalorian were money though.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2025 03:14 PM (z4Zjt)

380 All the good British actors are old and gay.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2025 03:14 PM (fV+MH)

381 Aus Lander raus.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 09, 2025 03:14 PM (zhBpy)

382 Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building"

So, who made the "volcano" again this year?

Posted by: man at July 09, 2025 03:15 PM (tubbA)

383 I need to look closer for Richard Gere.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Well, he's moved to Spain.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2025 03:15 PM (XeU6L)

384 I will add - the other thing when you're a redheaded female who is normally happy - EVERYONE in public who needs help/directions/etc comes up and asks you for help. Everyone. You are universally trusted by all ages, genders, and ethnicities...so it's good to be able to earn that trust.

And maybe that's why I'm still here.
Posted by: Nova Local at July 09, 2025 03:06 PM (tOcjL)

————-

They were in a bind and they were way behind, and she was looking for a soul to steal.

At least that’s what I learned on this blog that redheaded women will do. Except you though:-)

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 09, 2025 03:15 PM (EjxLG)

385 Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytran
BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living In a Beaver Cleaver World,

So who got assigned to build the baking soda volcano?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 09, 2025 03:15 PM (a+4eV)

386 What the hell is that in the two lower frames? The Safety Turtle?
Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2025 02:26 PM (idFWj)

I was laughing about this as well. WTH Germany?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Looks like a sea turtle to boot. Which, of course, are found all over Germany.

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 03:15 PM (77rzZ)

387 "Yes", "hair", and "who cares?". Although I should probably have added "hell no".

Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees..

Posted by: toby928 at July 09, 2025 03:15 PM (jc0TO)

388 Pascal was good in Narcos. But so was everyone.

At this point, he's just too gay to function as a leading man.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 09, 2025 03:15 PM (guCHD)

389 370 Pascal was a great French mathematician, physicist, inventor, writer, and Christian philosopher. Who are you talking about?

most famous for his turbocharger.

what? you've never heard of turbo pascal?

Posted by: anachronda at July 09, 2025 03:15 PM (v3pYe)

390 I saw Gandalf's Junk open for Isildur's Bane at The Shire in 2017.

https://youtu.be/vW7lqJzHkSY

Posted by: mikeski at July 09, 2025 03:16 PM (VxVfx)

391 Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 03:13 PM (TwZXH)

Thank you. The day would not be complete here unless tits are mentioned at least 10 times. Just doing my part to help 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2025 03:16 PM (2GCMq)

392 I hadn't heard of Mark Steyn in a while.

Posted by: m at July 09, 2025 03:16 PM (aURVT)

393 Not even la belle France is going to drive these barbarians out. I still have some hope for the USA, but put not your faith in princes, but in the Lord your God.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 09, 2025 03:16 PM (ZVgZ4)

394 Pascal is definitely forgettable. I see him as one of those character actors that you always see but don't know his name.

What is the QBs name in the Reynolds Longest Yard ?

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 03:16 PM (VofaG)

395
BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

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My news aggregator for a while there had one story after another about this or that grant that was canceled, and some of them looked legit. LOOKED legit. I never see the other side to the story, and sometimes I honestly wonder if it's clumsy government or biased, misleading MSM. DHS is always silent about it ("did not respond to our request for comment") which is maybe reasonable since their hands are full these days. But some of it still has me scratching my head.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 03:16 PM (UmB+t)

396 379 He's not the draw, the vehicle is the draw, he's simply there because you need a warm body.

The studios love him and will probably continue using him.

The first two seasons of the mandalorian were money though.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2025 03:14 PM (z4Zjt)

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And that's my opinion as well. People equate stars with kinds of movies they want to see, but they're smart enough to know that the small movie about a lawyer connecting with his small town judge father is not going to be the same thing as an Avengers movie, so even if Robert Downey Junior is in it, The Judge is going to fail miserably.

Which means that Downey Jr...is not a star. He's the face of a franchise. A franchise that had other billion dollar hits without him.

Going back to him to play Dr. Doom is desperation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

397 "Pascal was good in Narcos. But so was everyone."

Recommended.

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 03:16 PM (TwZXH)

398 Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building"
So, who made the "volcano" again this year?
Posted by: man at July 09, 2025 03:15 PM (tubbA)

Well, what are the Capitol Police waiting for? Shoot! Shoot the bastards!

Posted by: Mike Johnson at July 09, 2025 03:16 PM (lX1hk)

399 w34tvqrw4

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 03:17 PM (UmB+t)

400 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2025 03:16 PM (2GCMq)

Tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 03:17 PM (VofaG)

401 I always get Gandalf mixed up with Picard. They could be twins separated at birth.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 09, 2025 03:17 PM (wzQvI)

402 nood

Posted by: Rachel Zegler's Fucking Psychiatrist at July 09, 2025 03:17 PM (TwZXH)

403 I don't get Orthodox Jewish women's hair-covering thing, something about signaling your marital status?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Weirdest thing I heard on that score was that these women would cover their hair with... wigs.

Though I can't vouch for the accuracy of that rumor.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 09, 2025 03:18 PM (a+4eV)

404 Nood.

Next.

Posted by: The TSA at July 09, 2025 03:18 PM (PiwSw)

405 The Fantastic Four trailer doesn't look too impressive.

I just saw it yesterday when YT slipped it in and I managed to watch most of it before hitting skip.

The two flicks with Jessica Alba and Chris Evans look better than this one.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 09, 2025 03:18 PM (6ydKt)

406 w34tvqrw4
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 03:17 PM

That's easy for you to say.

Posted by: toby928 at July 09, 2025 03:18 PM (jc0TO)

407 My friend got me out of the house.

We went to a gated, Christian trailer park Monday and Tuesday.

The lack of diversity was beautiful. He'd leave the trailer unlocked even with his laptop there. High trust communities are the best.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 99%- mental state clawing up from 10% at July 09, 2025 03:18 PM (jvJvP)

408 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 03:16 PM (GBKbO

I watched it because of Duvall.

Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 03:19 PM (VofaG)

409 Heard of it? I used to write programs in Turbo Pascal including one I used to solve a scattering problem for my final exam in a physics grad class!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 09, 2025 03:19 PM (ZVgZ4)

410 What Germany needs is a Strong Leader !

Posted by: runner at July 09, 2025 03:19 PM (g47mK)

411 285 I don't get Orthodox Jewish women's hair-covering thing, something about signaling your marital status?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
---------------

We all have traditions and rituals. It's what binds us.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2025 03:19 PM (ncgY2)

412 I hadn't heard of Mark Steyn in a while.
Posted by: m

He's been having health issues. A couple of heart attacks, brought on by a combination of the vaxx and the stress of his legal battles against that Michael Mann charlatan.

Still has his blog, though, although he recycles a lot of his old stuff now. "As I said twenty years ago..."

Posted by: Bulg at July 09, 2025 03:19 PM (77rzZ)

413 @396

>>Going back to him to play Dr. Doom is desperation

Well, sure, there simply are no other actors that can fill the role.

There isn't even a pipeline to develop actors anymore.

Theres even been a dirth of good character actors because most of what is written for cable, television and movies is complete shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 09, 2025 03:20 PM (z4Zjt)

414 There are no stars anymore.

Keanu....mebbe.

He seems likeable.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2025 03:20 PM (fV+MH)

415 Shoot before they set off the volcano!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 09, 2025 03:20 PM (ZVgZ4)

416 381 Aus Lander raus.

ann landers > aus lander

Posted by: anachronda at July 09, 2025 03:21 PM (v3pYe)

417 Bible Study Corner With Pastor Gavin!

Gavin Newsom@GavinNewsom
Freedom of religion? Not in Donald Trump’s America.
People now have to choose between their faith and their freedom.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living In a Beaver Cleaver World, at July 09, 2025 03:21 PM (L/fGl)

418 What the hell is that in the two lower frames? The Safety Turtle?
Posted by: Weasel
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I'm reminded of the displacement of Smokey the Bear by Woodsy the Owl. Smokey was a bare-chested, gruff bear, who might just rip your lungs out if you mishandled fire.

Woodsy is/was a little wimp with floppy clown feet, wearing a hat with a feather in it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 09, 2025 03:21 PM (XeU6L)

419 There are no stars anymore.

Sure there are! You just got to move out to the country and get away from all that light pollution in the city!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 09, 2025 03:22 PM (ZVgZ4)

420 What Germany needs is a Strong Leader !
Posted by: runner at July 09, 2025 03:19 PM

Just one though.

Posted by: toby928 at July 09, 2025 03:22 PM (jc0TO)

421
Walk up to him all star struck and tongue tied: “Hello Mr. Gandalf sir, I uhh I just wanted to say hi and uhh shake your junk.” I gotta go!
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 09, 2025 03:00 PM (EjxLG)

========

"I loved you in Star Trek Generations!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 09, 2025 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

Do you still have the Combat Pug from Dune?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2025 03:22 PM (y9nCu)

422 Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 03:17 PM (VofaG)

LOL . But usually not in succession like that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2025 03:23 PM (2GCMq)

423 >>>Going back to him to play Dr. Doom is desperation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer
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Part of the failure of Hollywood, he's a good actor. But there are too few movies made for actors.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 09, 2025 03:24 PM (ncgY2)

424 My pastor was glad to comment on the Fourth of July last Sunday from the pulpit and praised the fact that this nation allowed us to worship God as we saw fit, unlike say England.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 09, 2025 03:25 PM (ZVgZ4)

425 And Canada, and maybe California…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 09, 2025 03:26 PM (ZVgZ4)

426 Again and again, leftist propaganda is not meant to persuade or mislead. It is meant to humiliate, and for this purpose, the further it is from the truth, the better. (Theodore Dalrymple)

The left means to break your hold on reality, to force you to reject your own perceptions and experience.

It is useless, even counterproductive, to attempt to argue with the Left. Facts are irrelevant. Believe and repeat what you are told--OR ELSE.

Posted by: dave moore at July 09, 2025 03:30 PM (Xlykt)

427 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living In a Beaver Cleaver World, at July 09, 2025 03:21 PM (L

What the heck is Newsom talking about ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2025 03:31 PM (2GCMq)

428 Women could, I don't know, maybe I'm being crazy here, maybe not swim in these particular pools.

Is situational awareness simply not in the female gene?

If you can't in any way look out for yourself how am I supposed to care about you?
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2025 02:20 PM (fV+MH)

Why do you think there are any safe pools to go to? And their tax money paid for that pool.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2025 03:32 PM (8avO+)

429 WTF is Germany's problem? It's like they've never heard the saying, "There are none so blind as those who will not see." They refuse to see. Why are they so fucking stupid? And you see this stupid willful blindness in Britain when it comes to their "Asian" immigrants, too.
Posted by: Farquad at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (yqgaV)

Their elites have a cause, and they don't consider themselves German at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2025 03:35 PM (8avO+)

430 Germany wanted to jail parents who wanted to homeschool their kids. They came to the US and asked for asylum. Obama administration denied them and had them deported IIRC.
Posted by: polynikes at July 09, 2025 03:07 PM (VofaG)

I remember that. Barky be asshoe.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 09, 2025 03:35 PM (g8Ew8)

431 Bible Study Corner With Pastor Gavin!

Gavin Newsom@GavinNewsom
Freedom of religion? Not in Donald Trump’s America.
People now have to choose between their faith and their freedom.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living In a Beaver Cleaver World, at July 09, 2025 03:21 PM (L/fGl)

Leftists hate religion. Not sure what he's on about, but taking the mantle of a believer isn't gonna help him much with his base.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2025 03:37 PM (8avO+)

432 WTF is Germany's problem? It's like they've never heard the saying, "There are none so blind as those who will not see." They refuse to see. Why are they so fucking stupid? And you see this stupid willful blindness in Britain when it comes to their "Asian" immigrants, too.
Posted by: Farquad at July 09, 2025 02:22 PM (yqgaV)

Their elites have a cause, and they don't consider themselves German at all.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2025 03:35 PM (8avO+)

Most of this started with the formation of the EU.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 09, 2025 03:38 PM (g8Ew8)

433 I don't get Orthodox Jewish women's hair-covering thing, something about signaling your marital status?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Weirdest thing I heard on that score was that these women would cover their hair with... wigs.

Though I can't vouch for the accuracy of that rumor.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 09, 2025 03:18 PM (a+4eV)

It used to be that married ladies would wear their hair up while the girls did not.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2025 03:40 PM (8avO+)

434 BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

=============

My news aggregator for a while there had one story after another about this or that grant that was canceled, and some of them looked legit. LOOKED legit. I never see the other side to the story, and sometimes I honestly wonder if it's clumsy government or biased, misleading MSM. DHS is always silent about it ("did not respond to our request for comment") which is maybe reasonable since their hands are full these days. But some of it still has me scratching my head.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 03:16 PM (UmB+t)

Yeah think of all the puppy torture techniques we will lose!

I was in that world for a bit. If there's any use, you'd get a corporate sponsor. There's plenty of places to cut garbage, or duplicated work in any lab or university.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2025 03:44 PM (8avO+)

435 The "woman" in the last comic strip looks like Lena Dunham. I read a headline in the UK DM yesterday (I am the reporter of headline news, no content) that she blames menopause, medical issues and stress for no longer being a size 2.

While I doubt I have been a size 2 since I was a toddler, I think calories should be mentioned. Also shoving gravel up your sister's hooha guilt.

Why do I know this crap? Why???
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2025 02:38 PM (6PCLE)

there are definitely stages where your metabolism downshifts from the furnaces of kids and teens to more moderate levels. If you don't change habits to compensate you can gain weight in a hurry.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2025 03:52 PM (8avO+)

436 In my neck of the inner ring suburbs, we used to have summer festivals with rides and cavatelli dinners etc at the many local Catholic parishes to raise money to keep tuition down for the school. Unfortunately, most have had to cancel because of 'extreme behavior issues' from attendees who get their education for free.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

================

Who are the attendees who get their education for free? Should school choice/voucher advocates feel a bit chilled?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 09, 2025 03:04 PM (UmB+t)

In Chicago for decades the Catholic schools felt the need to pay for families who wanted to escape the hell of their public schools. At least then it didn't have particular discipline issues. I suppose now it has become an entitlement.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2025 03:56 PM (8avO+)

437 So where are these white men to protect their fraus? Eh? Do brown men scare them? The large white women should fight back, too. I would, figuring I could swim better than a barbarian if he was not swinging a machete. I do swim really well, one of my talents.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 09, 2025 03:06 PM (6PCLE)

They do as the government tells them. They have only shrunk in the soul.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2025 03:58 PM (8avO+)

438 The ad campaign is showing things that never happening. The other problem is that it doesn't show consequences. Why not show police arresting the gropers? Is it because the police will never arrest any real gropers?

Posted by: Dave at July 09, 2025 04:16 PM (sbsMc)

439 Where are the German men?

Where are the British men?

Posted by: pawn at July 09, 2025 05:11 PM (ri7hX)

440 At one time these four men would have been Beheaded they still used to have the Hooded Headsman before WW II

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 09, 2025 06:13 PM (wGqjj)

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