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LOL: Zohran Mamdani Claimed He Was Black on His Columbia University Application
Someone hacked Columbia's computers to prove they were still using illegal racial discrimination practices in admissions.
We don't know if they found evidence of that yet, but what they did find is that the pro-Hamas jihadi communist New Democrat Zohran Mamdani claimed in his Columbia application package that he was "Asian" and... "black." The New York Times reported this, but only because they knew anti-DEI crusader Christopher Rufo was about to report it himself, and getting scooped by Rufo on an all-NYC story (Columbia is in NYC) would be a yet another professional embarrassment. Unbelievably -- which I now use in its modern sense of "perfectly believably," just like "literally" now means "not literally" -- the New York Times is defending itself against its woke hyperpartisan Marxist employees for reporting actual news. Jonathan Turley:Obviously, the Times is spinning as hard as it can to claim that its scoop just isn't very newsworthy and that you should ignore it entirely. They are pushing Zorhan's spin: "In order to tell a deeper truth, I was forced to lie about the actual facts." This is, of course, an eternal claim of the left, so it makes perfect sense to the NYT.
New York Times Struggles to Explain Why It Reported News to Traumatized Readers
This week, the New York Times experienced an uprising in its ranks and among its readers. The paper was denounced by its own staff and liberal pundits called for the entire editorial staff to be canned. Why? Because The New York Times actually reported news that was deemed harmful to the Democrats, specifically Democratic mayoral nominee Zohran Mamdani. The newspaper took the additional step of publishing a cringing explanation of why it reported the news that Mamdani lied on his Columbia application in claiming to be black. For liberals, it was an utter nightmare. For a party still defined by identity politics, Mamdani's false claim over his race left many uncertain about how to react. The left has always maintained a high degree of tolerance for false claims by its own leaders, from Sen. Elizabeth Warren claiming to be a native American to Sen. Richard Blumenthal claiming to have served in the Vietnam War. The problem is when a news eco-chamber for many readers is shattered by an errant outbreak of journalism. Many Times readers live within a hermetically sealed news silo, relying on MSNBC for cable, The New York Times for print, and BlueSky for social media. You can literally go all day without being exposed to an opposing view or fact. Then suddenly this happens. The result is often anger. It is the same response many in higher education have to "triggering" views being expressed on campus by conservative or libertarian speakers. The fact is that the Mamdani story was obvious news--and confirmed by the candidate himself. Mamdani identified as both Asian and African American on his 2009 Columbia University application, according to the New York Times. Some accused him of being a fraud while others suggested he was trying to abuse affirmative action. The Times reported, adding:
Columbia, like many elite universities, used a race-conscious affirmative action admissions program at the time. Reporting that his race was Black or African American in addition to Asian could have given an advantage to Mr. Mamdani, who was born in Uganda and spent his earliest years there. In an interview on Thursday, Mr. Mamdani, 33, said he did not consider himself either Black or African American, but rather "an American who was born in Africa." He said his answers on the college application were an attempt to represent his complex background given the limited choices before him, not to gain an upper hand in the admissions process. (He was not accepted at Columbia.)
The Times readers were outraged to the point that the paper published a lengthy statement from the Times' assistant managing editor for Standards and Trust, Patrick Healy, attempting to explain why it decided to publish facts that undermined a Democratic candidate. Healy sheepishly explained that "When we hear anything of news value, we try to confirm it through direct sources. Mr. Mamdani confirmed this information in an interview with The Times." It did not help. Much like the infamous Cotton scandal, where editors were fired for allowing a Republican senator to print an opposing view on riots, writers and pundits demanded firings or attacked the journalists. One such response came from Times columnist Jamelle Bouie, who attacked the journalists themselves. Not surprisingly, the attack appropriately came on BlueSky, a social media site designed to be a safe place for liberals who do not want to be triggered by opposing views. Bouie slammed Times reporter, Benjamin Ryan, as stupid, claiming, "Everything I have seen about him screams a guy with little to no actual brain activity." After that outrageous attack, Bouie deleted the post, explaining, "I deleted several posts about a Times story because they violated Times social media standards."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 07, 2025 02:31 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 07, 2025 02:31 PM (okun6)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 07, 2025 02:32 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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I am sure Trump will think up a brand name for the guy.
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 02:32 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at July 07, 2025 02:31 PM (okun6)
Seedy Amin?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 07, 2025 02:32 PM (ZuJrE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:32 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: XTC at July 07, 2025 02:33 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2025 02:33 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2025 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2025 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)
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I need to use this more often !
Posted by: runner at July 07, 2025 02:33 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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If the dude was only the mayor of NYC for Manhattan, that might be so. Staten Island, Brooklyn, and Queens, not so much. Upper Harlem or the Bronx probably don't deserve him either.
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 02:34 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2025 02:34 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 02:34 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2025 02:34 PM (YwEeS)
390 I'm sorry if I shouldn't post this here.
I just wanted to let you all know that our Dad, Ciampino passed away around 12:30pm today. Dad loved everyone's witty humor here. Thank you for giving him years of enjoyment and community.
Posted by: Joyenz at July 07, 2025 02:34 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)
TRAUMA!
Because when an Upper East Side AWFL pulls open her NYT and reads something that isn't totally #woke, it's like when Chip from Amherst pumped and dumped her all over again.
NYT readers are whinier bitches than LA Dodgers fans.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Shaun King at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (i24o9)
Fact checkers say it's not a communist position.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (57fs2)
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 02:34 PM
Would The Battery get a charge out of him?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (u73oe)
the UberWoke and UberLefties just want to stay immersed in Libtardia. All day, in every way.
Posted by: kallisto at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (gKWVE)
lol
Posted by: Shaun King at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (i24o9)
Let's see if I have this right. To be black in America is a fate worse than death. But lots of people who aren't black claim to be one. Are they just masochists?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (LXref)
Posted by: the dandy at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (8l8nW)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (ULPxl)
Isn't this just Dan Rather's "fake but accurate"?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM
To be fair, the Dodgers used to be from Brooklyn.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 07, 2025 02:36 PM (0sNs1)
How do these knuckleheads get through just one day, let alone an entire lifetime?
Posted by: kallisto at July 07, 2025 02:36 PM (dCxaZ)
390 I'm sorry if I shouldn't post this here.
I just wanted to let you all know that our Dad, Ciampino passed away around 12:30pm today. Dad loved everyone's witty humor here. Thank you for giving him years of enjoyment and community.
Posted by: Joyenz at July 07, 2025 02:34 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)
Shit.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2025 02:36 PM (ULPxl)
to which many have given hilarious responses but my favorite was the declaration that based on this logic every person born in the USA can mark themselves as "Native Americans"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 02:36 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2025 02:37 PM (xcxpd)
to which many have given hilarious responses but my favorite was the declaration that based on this logic every person born in the USA can mark themselves as "Native Americans"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 02:36 PM (dfIr7)
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He marked himself as black, though. Not African.
Which is hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)
What is very surprising about Bombdaddy doing it here is that he didn't get in to Columbia.
How fucking stupid is this dumby stunad? He applies as a rich black kid to a college desperate to accept rich black kids. His scumbag father is a fucking professor there. But still, Bombdaddy does not get accepted. How is that even possible?
What did the rest of this faggot cocksucker's application look like???
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 07, 2025 02:37 PM (iFTx/)
390 I'm sorry if I shouldn't post this here.
I just wanted to let you all know that our Dad, Ciampino passed away around 12:30pm today. Dad loved everyone's witty humor here. Thank you for giving him years of enjoyment and community.
Posted by: Joyenz at July 07, 2025 02:34 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)
Oh dear. Prayers that God will comfort his family.
Posted by: Emmie at July 07, 2025 02:37 PM (rF2iL)
Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2025 02:37 PM (VofaG)
After that outrageous attack, Bouie deleted the post, explaining, "I deleted several posts about a Times story because they violated Times social media standards."
And because what I said was not a good idea for someone who is only there because I'm a talentless token. But mostly because I'm only there because I'm a talentless token.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2025 02:37 PM (Riz8t)
To be fair, the Dodgers used to be from Brooklyn.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 07, 2025 02:36 PM (0sNs1)
This occurred in the era before Owebama, so it didn't really happen since life didn't exist before Owebama.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2025 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
390 I'm sorry if I shouldn't post this here.
I just wanted to let you all know that our Dad, Ciampino passed away around 12:30pm today. Dad loved everyone's witty humor here. Thank you for giving him years of enjoyment and community.
Posted by: Joyenz at July 07, 2025 02:34 PM (sPQoU)
Oh no....
Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2025 02:37 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Joyenz at July 07, 2025 02:34 PM (sPQoU)
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Oh my! So sorry to hear. Will miss his comments. RIP.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 07, 2025 02:38 PM (ZvVgj)
What did the rest of this faggot cocksucker's application look like???
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 07, 2025 02:37 PM (iFTx/)
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He's so stupid, he thinks communism is a viable political economy.
(stolen from rando X user)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:38 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal, Cracka Bitch at July 07, 2025 02:38 PM (0TADl)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 07, 2025 02:38 PM (VoAdT)
Moron Ciampino has passed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Dammit. Prayers to his family and he will definitely be missed here with his good cheer, verve, and comments. May the Lord grant him peace now.
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 02:38 PM (ctrM5)
Oh no. My condolences to Ciampino's family. He will be missed.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2025 02:38 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 02:38 PM (bvNHo)
Why?
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 07, 2025 02:38 PM (UpwUi)
Wow! That is so sad. What a nice, smart, funny and interesting man.. He had so many health struggles. Prayers for his family and friends.
Could all the ASHQ morons and 'moronettes please stop dying? Please .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2025 02:38 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 07, 2025 02:38 PM (u73oe)
I just wanted to let you all know that our Dad, Ciampino passed away around 12:30pm today.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. Can y'all please stop dying? It sucks.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2025 02:38 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Joyenz
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This is a total violation of AoSHQ agreement to terms of use policy. May God forgive him. And may God take him into his arms with blessed peace and serenity.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 07, 2025 02:39 PM (57fs2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2025 02:39 PM (LXref)
Now, I don't follow NYC politics that closely but why, exactly, did Cuomo's massive lead vanish overnight right before the election? Did he come out and praise Hitler or something??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 02:39 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: The Left at July 07, 2025 02:39 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2025 02:37 PM (VofaG)
That dude is probably more black than Mamdani is.
I mean literally. Genetically.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 07, 2025 02:39 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Joyenz at July 07, 2025 02:34 PM (sPQoU)
I noticed there was a new edition to the list on the main page I didn't know was gone. Now this.
You guys just aren't listening. Ace told everyone to stop dying.........
Deepest condolences to the family and may The Lord comfort them in this time of need.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2025 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Shit.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Oh no, my heart hurts with this. Joyenz, if you are still around, you father was just a joy and incredibly special. He will be sorely missed.
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2025 02:39 PM (p4NUW)
'may his memory be for a blessing'
Posted by: gKWVE at July 07, 2025 02:39 PM (gKWVE)
Which is hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:37 PM (GBKbO)
Maybe he's just a big Billy Paul fan???
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2025 02:40 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Ripley at July 07, 2025 02:40 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2025 02:40 PM (VofaG)
It must be so freeing to be a sociopathic commie.
Posted by: Sifty at July 07, 2025 02:40 PM (7wXsm)
I am so saddened to read this. God be with your family and give you comfort and peace. You must have been blessed to have him in your lives for so many years.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 02:40 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2025 02:40 PM (cYBz/)
I just wanted to let you all know that our Dad, Ciampino passed away around 12:30pm today. Dad loved everyone's witty humor here. Thank you for giving him years of enjoyment and community.
Posted by: Joyenz at July 07, 2025 02:34 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)
That is terrible, I was worried about him, no one should be going to the hospital multiple times for dehydration, it hinted at a deeper health issue.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2025 02:40 PM (uWKK8)
What did the rest of this faggot cocksucker's application look like???
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade
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Insty has a story about it but the gist was that Mamdani's racial stunt when his father taught at the university as a well known prof probably backfired on his ass in admissions.
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 02:40 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2025 02:40 PM (VPwHp)
How fucking stupid is this dumby stunad?
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 07, 2025 02:37 PM (iFTx/)
lol
He's dumber than SCOAMF.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2025 02:41 PM (i24o9)
Oh and Jamelle Boiue is a complete douchebag
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2025 02:41 PM (JtH6i)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2025 02:38 PM (2GCMq)
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I'm beginning to think that a Surgeon General warning for the website is in order.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 07, 2025 02:41 PM (ZvVgj)
Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar 2h
BREAKING
Just hours after he was fired by Vladimir Putin, the body of Russia’s former Transportation Minister Roman Starovoit was found in his car with a gunshot wound.
Russian authorities say his death is being investigated as a suicide.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 07, 2025 02:41 PM (2yoRf)
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2025 02:40 PM (VPwHp)
Yes... He was a wonderful commenter... Never had a mean thing to say....
Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2025 02:41 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2025 02:41 PM (YwEeS)
Moron Ciampino has passed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2025 02:37 PM (xcxpd)
WUT ...
As the late Vince Lombardi said: What the hells going on out there !!!
Enough already ...
Posted by: browndog barking at July 07, 2025 02:42 PM (TTAGa)
During the madness of 2020, an insane black family (the Kinney family) living in a trendy Portland neighborhood decided that they were "sovereign citizens", and stopped paying their mortgage.
The bank moved to foreclose, of course, and the "Red House" acquired armed Antifa guards and other hangers-on, blocking any attempts to take the house, while incidentally terrorizing all the neighbors.
After all, you didn't want to make a black family homeless by kicking them out of their home.
Two reporters for Oregon Public Radio discovered that the Kinney family was actually living somewhere else, and was just renting out the Red House.
Reporting this caused a firestorm - there was a Maoist struggle session at OPB for daring to report this, and the reporters were forced to quit.
Nothing new.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 07, 2025 02:42 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: The Left
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And I say, "Kill a Commie for Mommie!"
Posted by: Zombie Franco at July 07, 2025 02:42 PM (ctrM5)
A liar's lies tell you everything about them. They are psychopaths.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2025 02:42 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 02:42 PM (77rzZ)
What did the rest of this faggot cocksucker's application look like???
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade
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Insty has a story about it but the gist was that Mamdani's racial stunt when his father taught at the university as a well known prof probably backfired on his ass in admissions.
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 02:40 PM (ctrM5)
__________
"Does this fucking idiot not know how to play this game?"
-- Lori Loughlin
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 07, 2025 02:42 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2025 02:42 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Sifty at July 07, 2025 02:42 PM (7wXsm)
Posted by: Jarrod at July 07, 2025 02:43 PM (y7zJs)
A liar's lies tell you everything about them. They are psychopaths.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 07, 2025 02:42 PM (wBaIH)
"We choose TRUTH over FACTS!!"
- - - - - - - Joey Fingerstick McShitpants
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2025 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ShainS -- Flooding and Death are What Happens when you Cut Government! at July 07, 2025 02:43 PM (5DzT8)
Moron Ciampino has passed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2025 02:37 PM (xcxpd)
Damn...damn...damn. Prayers for his family and Godspeed Ciampino.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2025 02:43 PM (snZF9)
Too late:
The game has started, there will be no winner, but we will get to see lots of injuries.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2025 02:43 PM (VlwBF)
Pam Bondi is just keeping the tens of thousands of child porn videos for herself
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 07, 2025 02:43 PM (TGPs7)
Russian authorities say his death is being investigated as a suicide.
Posted by: andycanuck
Yeah, right. He had information that could lead to the arrest and prosecution of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 02:43 PM (77rzZ)
Dude must have some kind of juvenile record for staging skinned cat marionette shows for the other neighborhood kids or something.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 07, 2025 02:44 PM (VoAdT)
Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar 2h
BREAKING
Just hours after he was fired by Vladimir Putin, the body of Russia’s former Transportation Minister Roman Starovoit was found in his car with a gunshot wound.
Russian authorities say his death is being investigated as a suicide.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 07, 2025 02:41 PM (2yoRf)
There's a lot we can learn from this.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at July 07, 2025 02:44 PM (xcxpd)
Too late:
The game has started, there will be no winner, but we will get to see lots of injuries.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2025 02:43 PM (VlwBF)
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I like to imagine he could be their Christine O'Donnell.
It's a dream, a world of pure imagination, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:44 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Chuck C at July 07, 2025 02:44 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 02:44 PM (77rzZ)
Police suspect fair play.
Posted by: Old Dennis Miller line at July 07, 2025 02:44 PM (tra3L)
Posted by: Jmel at July 07, 2025 02:44 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2025 02:45 PM (YwEeS)
-- Lori Loughlin
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade
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And to think I got away with only house arrest Lori. Tee Hee.
Posted by: Felicity Huffman at July 07, 2025 02:45 PM (ctrM5)
390 I'm sorry if I shouldn't post this here.
I just wanted to let you all know that our Dad, Ciampino passed away around 12:30pm today. Dad loved everyone's witty humor here. Thank you for giving him years of enjoyment and community.
Posted by: Joyenz at July 07, 2025 02:34 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)
Shit.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 07, 2025 02:36 PM (ULPxl)
Shit shit shit shit SHIT!
Posted by: Quit dying dammit! at July 07, 2025 02:45 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 02:45 PM (bvNHo)
I mean literally. Genetically.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 07, 2025 02:39 PM (VoAdT)
I think Polish and Italian. So depending on the Italian part , yeah.
Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2025 02:45 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 07, 2025 02:45 PM (u73oe)
What did the rest of this faggot cocksucker's application look like???
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade
Stunad..lol. I haven't heard that since my grandmother passed. For a while there I thought it was my first name. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2025 02:45 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 02:46 PM (dfIr7)
I read somewhere that the NYT published the Mondami story because they didn’t want to be scooped by Chris Rufo.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (u73oe)
Heh. Rufo figured out how to get the story out there without HIM being the one publishing stolen info.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 07, 2025 02:46 PM (y9nCu)
I just wanted to let you all know that our Dad, Ciampino passed away around 12:30pm today. Dad loved everyone's witty humor here. Thank you for giving him years of enjoyment and community.
Posted by: Joyenz at July 07, 2025 02:34 PM (sPQoU)
From one African-American to another, you will be missed, Ciampino.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 07, 2025 02:46 PM (WsJ0f)
BREAKING
Just hours after he was fired by Vladimir Putin, the body of Russia’s former Transportation Minister Roman Starovoit was found in his car with a gunshot wound.
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Dang, that's a rough severance package.
Posted by: WisRich at July 07, 2025 02:46 PM (G0vdT)
Like, how shitty were your grades, bro?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2025 02:46 PM (VlwBF)
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We are all very sorry for your loss. Your Dad was a standout in this space, and he will be missed.
Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2025 02:46 PM (AOsQT)
I’ve always encouraged my lily-white niece, somewhat tongue in cheek, to put that she is “African American” on applications. She was born in Tanzania and lived there for some years.
Sorry, black community, that you fucked up when you created the term. People who fit the description more than you will take advantage of it!
Posted by: RobertM at July 07, 2025 02:46 PM (btIS/)
Posted by: andycanuck
(No matter what really happened.)
I wonder how Hilary felt about him. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at July 07, 2025 02:46 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Joyenz at July 07, 2025 02:34 PM (sPQoU)
Our deepest condolences, Joyenz. Your Dad had some really interesting comments and stories, including of his time living in Africa. He will be missed.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 02:46 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 02:47 PM (bvNHo)
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2025 02:47 PM (YwEeS)
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Not seeing the problem
Posted by: Fauxcahontas at July 07, 2025 02:47 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2025 02:47 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Boss Moss
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My first version of the song had him going out the bathroom window.
Posted by: Pual McCartney at July 07, 2025 02:47 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 07, 2025 02:47 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 07, 2025 02:45 PM (u73oe)
*sits quietly*
Posted by: Detroit at July 07, 2025 02:47 PM (ULPxl)
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at least he didn't fall out a window.
Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2025 02:47 PM (AOsQT)
His daddy was a professor too!
Dude must be fucking retarded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:32 PM (GBKbO)
If the best you can do posing as a black with a (relatively well-known) hollywood director for a mother and a doctor for a father is Bowdoin College, you ain't smart.
If only the Times published his SAT scores...
Posted by: nehi at July 07, 2025 02:47 PM (mxEar)
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So sorry to hear that. Condolences and R.I.P. Ciampino.
[Thanks for posting, TJM.]
Per Ace's Command: "EVERYBODY STOP F*CKING DYING!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Flooding and Death are What Happens when you Cut Government! at July 07, 2025 02:48 PM (5DzT8)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 07, 2025 02:48 PM (tYXcB)
Posted by: So hard to see good people go at July 07, 2025 02:48 PM (TbWk/)
It's a technicality. His country of birth is close enough to identify in that way. People are making a big deal out of nothing.
Cuomo and Adams are trying to make this a big deal. They've gotta find something wrong with the guy. Anyone is free to identify with whatever cultural group they wish. The criticism says much more about Cuomo and Adams than it does about Mamdani.
This is an embarrassingly weak allegation, sort of like Obama's birth certificate.
So a high school student who immigrated here as a child from Africa and whose family had lived in Africa for a hundred years, shouldn't check the box that said African?
It's completely understandable and forgivable for an 18 yo kid. Does he still identify that way today? If the answer is no, there is no problem, if the answer is yes, big problem.
Total misdirection from the issues as the wealthy don't wish to highlight their privledge, resources and unfair advantages ontop of their greed and selfishness.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2025 02:48 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2025 02:48 PM (vbXSk)
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Riposa in pace.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 07, 2025 02:49 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 07, 2025 02:48 PM (tYXcB)
Wait. You're not?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2025 02:49 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2025 02:48 PM (JCZqz)
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Oh, my.
That's...fascinating.
The implications...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: RobertM at July 07, 2025 02:46 PM (btIS/)
Did Elon Musk pull that stunt when applying to Penn?
Posted by: retscope at July 07, 2025 02:49 PM (mxEar)
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 07, 2025 02:49 PM (EjxLG)
Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2025 02:49 PM (RHGPo)
Damn. I loved and shared his enthusiasm for rocket launches. I hope he now enjoys watching the rockets coming to him above.
Posted by: 10th Congressionmal Democrat at July 07, 2025 02:49 PM (bNf8H)
That's...fascinating.
The implications...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)
Except wypipo. That's appropriation.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 07, 2025 02:50 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2025 02:48 PM (JCZqz)
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Mamdani is just a poor man of the people!
With a multi-millionaire film director for a mother and a tenured academic at fucking Columbia for a father.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:50 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 02:50 PM (bvNHo)
What next... they report that NOAA has indeed adjusted pre-1950's temperature records downward?!
NOOOO!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 07, 2025 02:50 PM (PQOq3)
If only the Times published his SAT scores...
Posted by: nehi at July 07, 2025 02:47 PM (mxEar)
They don't matter.....
- - - - David Hogg - Harvard Graduate / Ignoramus
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2025 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2025 02:50 PM (AOsQT)
OK so Elon Musk is an African American now? Charlize Theron?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 02:50 PM (dfIr7)
Now do Elon Musk.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2025 02:50 PM (erzCX)
Posted by: steevy
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Intel community has been involved with this from the start. Plus, a foreign intel may have been involved or claimed (false flag).
Not a big distance between organized crime and human intelligence tactics. Smearing, lying, subverting, criminal activities, and violence are part of the rules of the game.
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 02:50 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2025 02:50 PM (lIio7)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 07, 2025 02:50 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Reforger at July 07, 2025 02:50 PM (SJnNf)
lolwut?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2025 02:50 PM (i24o9)
Now do Elon Musk.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2025 02:50 PM (erzCX)
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Now do...
No checkboxes because race is a stupid measure of population.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:50 PM (GBKbO)
"In order to tell a deeper truth, I was forced to lie about the actual facts."
It was HIS truth.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2025 02:51 PM (63Dwl)
I'm sure there are a few who would try to rationalize or excuse whatever it was but I don't think they would attack Ace for saying it.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 07, 2025 02:51 PM (/y8xj)
Been a tough time for the Horde. Stay strong and have faith
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2025 02:51 PM (JtH6i)
lolwut?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2025 02:50 PM (i24o9)
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Mitt Romney cut a kid's hair in high school.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:51 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2025 02:51 PM (erzCX)
Posted by: ShainS -- Flooding and Death are What Happens when you Cut Government! at July 07, 2025 02:48 PM (5DzT
I did my part, with only a few days to spare probably. I'm starting to wonder who took my place in line.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2025 02:51 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 07, 2025 02:51 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: Boss Moss
So they've switched to the nonsense term "Indigenous." They even capitalize it.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 02:51 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 07, 2025 02:47 PM (kTd/k)
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Were you not around during ace's extended, "I hate Donald Trump" phases that have been on and off for about 10 years?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:52 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2025 02:52 PM (viF8m)
lolwut?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2025 02:50 PM (i24o9)
The sheer grim-faced seriousness with which this internet rando appoints himself the world's Race Police and discharges his duty faithfully and diligently....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 07, 2025 02:52 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 02:52 PM (bvNHo)
Posted by: Emmie at July 07, 2025 02:53 PM (rF2iL)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 07, 2025 02:53 PM (XZ5S6)
The Afrikaners have been in South Africa for 250 years.
Bet that reasoning doesn't apply to them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 07, 2025 02:53 PM (xTIDn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 02:52 PM (bvNHo)
Those Souletrean Gold Dancers were something...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2025 02:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Oddbob
While wearing my orange Trump-cult robe and matching fez.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 02:53 PM (77rzZ)
The Afrikaners have been in South Africa for 250 years.
Bet that reasoning doesn't apply to them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 07, 2025 02:53 PM (xTIDn)
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The Irish stole Ireland from the native African-Americans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:53 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2025 02:53 PM (VlwBF)
How many generations do I have to have in America before I count as indigenous? I mean I can count people back to the colonies at least
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 02:54 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: nehi
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He scored low on the credibility measure.
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 02:54 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple
Rage at Ace? I can’t speak for anyone but me, I would not respond with rage toward Ace. Truth is truth. I may be upset about the situation, I may be upset with Trump, but the level of upset would be correlated to the what the negative something is. I would hope that would be the case for most of us, but I am sure there would be some out for the messenger.
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2025 02:54 PM (p4NUW)
I think even Columbia was disgusted by his subterfuge attempt
they knew who he was! they knew his parents!
he wasn't Black and they knew that. he CERTAINLY wasn't underprivileged in any way
so they were like "fuck you homie"
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 07, 2025 02:54 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2025 02:54 PM (YwEeS)
How many generations do I have to have in America before I count as indigenous? I mean I can count people back to the colonies at least
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 02:54 PM (dfIr7)
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1653.
I'm American.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:54 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Boss Moss
So they've switched to the nonsense term "Indigenous." They even capitalize it.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 02:51 PM (77rzZ)
I thought indigenous was a type of rock. Like sedentary. Any rockhounds in the house?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2025 02:54 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2025 02:54 PM (erzCX)
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2025 02:54 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Joyenz
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Oh, Joyenz. Heartfelt grief here. As they have been, thoughts and prayers here for you all will continue.
Your father has been a very thoughtful and substantive commenter here, and will be sorely missed.
Again, prayers for you and family.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 07, 2025 02:54 PM (XeU6L)
he got a 2140 out of 2400
(different scale during the year he took the test)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 07, 2025 02:55 PM (Pv3Rg)
Russia’s former Transport Minister Roman Starovoit who was fired by President Vladimir Putin has shot himself dead, Russian authorities said Monday. According to Kremlin-controlled media, Starovoit was found dead with a gunshot wound in Odintsovo near Moscow. Officials said they believe it was a suicide.
Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2025 02:55 PM (RHGPo)
The Boer have lived in South Africa longer than the freaking Zulu
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 02:55 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2025 02:53 PM (VlwBF)
At least African.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2025 02:55 PM (ynpvh)
Corollary: the deep truth is also a lie.
Posted by: Paco at July 07, 2025 02:55 PM (mADJX)
Buttigieg - Mamdani /2028 , let's see if two wackie commies , one gay and other Jihadist can get along without driving each other crazy. Oh , and without destroying the nation
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2025 02:55 PM (JtH6i)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 02:55 PM (bvNHo)
>> The Afrikaners have been in South Africa for 250 years.
Bet that reasoning doesn't apply to them.
Well, that does raise an interesting question, how long does a group of people have to occupy a land until they are considered indigenous.
Is 500 years enough time? 1000? 250?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2025 02:55 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2025 02:55 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Insty has a story speculating that is what did him in. He lied when admissions officers could easily verify who he was and what his ethnicity was.
So he got into his safety school instead of Columbia.
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 02:55 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: runner at July 07, 2025 02:56 PM (g47mK)
Godspeed to Ciampino. We'll see you on the other side, sir.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 07, 2025 02:56 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 07, 2025 02:56 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 02:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2025 02:56 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Wait...when did Ace turn it off?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 07, 2025 02:56 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: steevy
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Not called OZero for nothing!
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 02:56 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Tex Jarman at July 07, 2025 02:56 PM (/iXcO)
Posted by: Staten Island at July 07, 2025 02:56 PM (uMGpS)
Pam Bondi Confirms Ark Of The Covenant Sitting On Her Desk Waiting To Be Reviewed buff.ly/CJrEh1C
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 07, 2025 02:56 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Wait...when did Ace turn it off?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 07, 2025 02:56 PM (JCZqz)
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I like to think of it being in a deep sleep.
Like the Old Ones.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:57 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at July 07, 2025 02:57 PM (uGULU)
"He shot himself in the back of the head four times"
--Russian Officials
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 02:57 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 07, 2025 02:57 PM (iNp3L)
You got a fez? I didn't get a fez. Who do you gotta know to get a fez?
Posted by: Oddbob at July 07, 2025 02:57 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Boss Moss
So they've switched to the nonsense term "Indigenous." They even capitalize it.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 02:51 PM (77rzZ)
I thought indigenous was a type of rock. Like sedentary. Any rockhounds in the house?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2025 02:54 PM (wVcYX)
I like the word autochthonic...aboriginal...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2025 02:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2025 02:57 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Were they there when Idi Amin was Idi Amining?
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 02:57 PM (77rzZ)
How close is that to Gorky Park?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2025 02:58 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2025 02:58 PM (YwEeS)
Buttigieg - Mamdani /2028 , let's see if two wackie commies , one gay and other Jihadist can get along without driving each other crazy. Oh , and without destroying the nation
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2025 02:55 PM (JtH6i)
The odd couple 2025, from assmunch studios, coming this fall.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2025 02:58 PM (snZF9)
which was what, Bowdoin? sort of funny bc one of mine got into Columbia but NOT Bowdoin where he wanted to go! (went with $$$ to a NE state school instead, it's been fantastic and a whole lot cheaper)
anyway Zohan for SURE got snagged by Columbia and they were not amused
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 07, 2025 02:58 PM (Pv3Rg)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 07, 2025 02:56 PM (JCZqz)
Don't think he turned it off. I think he just decided that there is no upside in not being a team player.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2025 02:58 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2025 02:58 PM (YwEeS)
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They go well with bowties.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Vizzinni at July 07, 2025 02:58 PM (OA79/)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Some of us might.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2025 02:58 PM (erzCX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2025 02:58 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2025 02:58 PM (ZVgZ4)
Pam Bondi Confirms Ark Of The Covenant Sitting On Her Desk Waiting To Be Reviewed buff.ly/CJrEh1C
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 07, 2025 02:56 PM (TGPs7)
Just don't touch it. Trust me on this.
Posted by: Uzzah at July 07, 2025 02:58 PM (PiwSw)
Pam Bondi Confirms Ark Of The Covenant Sitting On Her Desk Waiting To Be Reviewed buff.ly/CJrEh1C
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Funny and sad at the same time.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 07, 2025 02:59 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Oddbob
You gotta slip the right amount of cabbage to CBD.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 02:59 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: fd at July 07, 2025 02:59 PM (vFG9F)
176 167 If only the Times published his SAT scores...
he got a 2140 out of 2400
(different scale during the year he took the test)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 07, 2025 02:55 PM (Pv3Rg)
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Per Christopher Rufo, well below the average score for white and asian applicants to Columbia, but significantly above the average score for blacks. Hence, "black."
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 07, 2025 02:59 PM (hf+Z7)
The outlet says it spoke to over two dozen House Democrats to measure the temperature of the Democratic base. What it found was red-hot anger and a burgeoning desire to circumvent the rule of law, where explanations that Democrats simply don't hold enough power in Washington fall on deaf ears.
"We've got people who are desperately wanting us to do something... no matter what we say, they want [more]," Rep. Brad Schneider, D-Ill., told the outlet.
Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2025 02:59 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Truthful, no.
Fake, Gay, and Lame commentary by Conservative Inc or by the Lamestream Media, yes.
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 02:59 PM (ctrM5)
The outlet says it spoke to over two dozen House Democrats to measure the temperature of the Democratic base. What it found was red-hot anger and a burgeoning desire to circumvent the rule of law, where explanations that Democrats simply don't hold enough power in Washington fall on deaf ears.
"We've got people who are desperately wanting us to do something... no matter what we say, they want [more]," Rep. Brad Schneider, D-Ill., told the outlet.
Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2025 02:59 PM (RHGPo)
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Ace should write a post about this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:59 PM (GBKbO)
390 I'm sorry if I shouldn't post this here.
I just wanted to let you all know that our Dad, Ciampino passed away around 12:30pm today. Dad loved everyone's witty humor here. Thank you for giving him years of enjoyment and community.
Posted by: Joyenz at July 07, 2025 02:34 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:35 PM (GBKbO)
Oh, damn. Condolences.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2025 03:00 PM (ynpvh)
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1) - it's probably false.
2) check the source
3) see #1
4) let's see if it's the same story in 24-48 hours
5) See #1
6) If you've made it this far, and it all checks out, well, what kind of 'tard trusts a politician?
See, that's how most of us respond.
But yeah, the Constant Heros of My Own Drama Play are sure the Trumpies are going to flip out over their Cult Leader when they hear about the Big Story on the News.
PS: I still didn't get an Orange Robe. And I brought a chicken casserole to the last meeting.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2025 03:00 PM (VlwBF)
Wait, they're giving out fezzes?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:00 PM (dfIr7)
Yep. I'm a direct descendant of Mayflower settlers. I'm a native American from before America existed.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 07, 2025 03:00 PM (lIio7)
Posted by: Halfhand at July 07, 2025 03:00 PM (ohhLJ)
Posted by: fd at July 07, 2025 03:00 PM (vFG9F)
I think you have to bring the jello with gooseberries and carrot shavings to qualify
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:01 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 07, 2025 03:01 PM (mlg/3)
I just wanted to let you all know that our Dad, Ciampino passed away around 12:30pm today. Dad loved everyone's witty humor here. Thank you for giving him years of enjoyment and community.
Condoglianze alla famigilia.
Speriamo di rivederci in paradiso
Addio, Ciampino
Posted by: kallisto at July 07, 2025 03:01 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2025 02:48 PM (JCZqz)
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They all clearly identify as Death Cultists ... so they've got that "cultural group" in common.
Posted by: ShainS -- Flooding and Death are What Happens when you Cut Government! at July 07, 2025 03:01 PM (5DzT8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 07, 2025 03:01 PM (JtH6i)
2) check the source
3) see #1
4) let's see if it's the same story in 24-48 hours
5) See #1
6) If you've made it this far, and it all checks out, well, what kind of 'tard trusts a politician?
yeah I mean only Axios is reporting any of this. let's give it some time before setting hair on fire?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 07, 2025 03:01 PM (Pv3Rg)
Total misdirection from the issues as the wealthy don't wish to highlight their privledge, resources and unfair advantages ontop of their greed and selfishness.
—-
Okay, so a wealthy Asian tried to take a spot from a potentially underprivileged black woman and we are now supposed to see this as no big deal? Okay then!
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2025 03:01 PM (p4NUW)
...
PS: I still didn't get an Orange Robe. And I brought a chicken casserole to the last meeting.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2025 03:00 PM (VlwBF)
You need to show your card...I don't even have cardboard yet.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2025 03:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
Oh, so that's what the fistfight among the members of the Methodist Ladies' Auxiliary was about.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 03:01 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 03:01 PM (bvNHo)
Posted by: kallisto at July 07, 2025 03:01 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 07, 2025 02:56 PM (JCZqz)
Don't think he turned it off. I think he just decided that there is no upside in not being a team player.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2025 02:58 PM (i24o9)
Yeah, i mean the dude clearly doesn't like Trump. But he clearly likes what Trump is doing. So it's more fun, and more engaging, to post about the good and fun shit Trump is doing than to harp about insignificant shit, or to tack some obligatory dig on to every post. He doesn't like the guy. We know he doesn't like the guy. He knows we know etc etc etc. Shoving digs in where they don't fit is boring. It's bad showmanship. And the show must go on.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 07, 2025 03:02 PM (VoAdT)
I'm American.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:54 PM (GBKbO)
You asked for it..........
https://youtu.be/SuHVJje18K4
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2025 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 07, 2025 03:02 PM (W2Pud)
This is why I target shoot at least once a week. Have been doing this for many years. Stay current and stay aware of your surroundings.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 07, 2025 03:02 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Joyenz at July 07, 2025 02:34 PM
*******
Omg! I am so very sorry. I just can't believe he's gone. I will keep your family in my prayers.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 07, 2025 03:02 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 07, 2025 02:41 PM (2yoRf)
There's a lot we can learn from this.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
How to reduce pension costs for government employees?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 07, 2025 03:02 PM (a+4eV)
You gotta ride behind the elephants in at least 3 parades scooping the poop.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2025 03:02 PM (viF8m)
I have decided to run for something in New York and I will let you know when I am told by Schumer what Office am running for to stop Trump.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 07, 2025 03:02 PM (7uGna)
“People thought we were crazy when we were telling them this but it just started getting more and more bleak in New York,” Taub told The Post. “For the same price that we were paying [for a two-bedroom apartment] in New York, we were getting a five-bedroom, four-bathroom house with a pool and a backyard.”
... but what were your REAL reasons
Posted by: SMOD at July 07, 2025 03:02 PM (RHGPo)
https://youtu.be/SuHVJje18K4
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2025 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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Queensryche, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 03:02 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Donald Fagen and Walter Becker at July 07, 2025 03:02 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 03:01 PM (bvNHo)
I would suggest putting them on a hat with a brim, but that would be redundant...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2025 03:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 07, 2025 03:03 PM (/U5Yz)
Me as well . Mine wasn't a Pilgrim, but an indentured servant, however . Signed the Mayflower Compact though.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2025 03:03 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 07, 2025 03:03 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 03:01 PM (bvNHo)
That's like what the french foreign legion used to wear, or something, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 07, 2025 03:03 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2025 03:03 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Donald Fagen and Walter Becker at July 07, 2025 03:02 PM (PiwSw)
Do they have fez dispensers in Morocco?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2025 03:03 PM (ynpvh)
Like the Old Ones.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Trump's first term had many waiting for the betrayal that they were sure would come. Trump's interregnum out of power had many counting him out.
Trump II, has some, particularly the Conservatirati, in a bunch because he is not playing the tired and lame ideological game. Trump is seeing complexities in situations while those with no skin in the game delight in simple nostrums that are sure to work.
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 03:03 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 07, 2025 03:03 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 07, 2025 03:04 PM (BltCC)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2025 03:04 PM (XV/Pl)
Ace should write a post about this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:59 PM (GBKbO)
You act as if there's content outside the comments or something.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2025 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 03:04 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Yankee Now In Fla at July 07, 2025 03:05 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 03:05 PM (bvNHo)
Queensryche, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 03:02 PM (GBKbO)
I didn't quote it......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2025 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2025 02:48 PM (JCZqz)
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Oh, my.
That's...fascinating.
The implications...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)
I know right!
Posted by: Dennis Reynolds at July 07, 2025 03:05 PM (OA79/)
I want NYC to get it good and hard. I want to see a competition between NYC, Los Angeles, and Chicago to see which city has the first massive outbreak of cannibalism. I want to see any legitimate corporate business have to remove themselves from Manhattan based on survival. I want to hear a vast chorus of whining singing out from NYC pleading for help that will never come. I want Broadway shows shut down due to safety concerns after about the 100th murder of ignorant tourists.
I want the entire city tumbling down...because THEN I will be entertained.
Posted by: Orson at July 07, 2025 03:06 PM (dIske)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2025 03:00 PM (VlwBF)
Well, yeah, your casserole had broccoli in it, so don't ever expect for your robe to arrive.
Posted by: pookysgirl thinks broccoli should be classified as biological warfare at July 07, 2025 03:06 PM (RUJJr)
So, do you get the robe before or after the fez?
And now there's membership cards?
This is the most unorganized, haphazard, slipshod, mickey-mouse, plastic banana, FM-type cult of all time.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2025 03:06 PM (VlwBF)
I’ve always encouraged my lily-white niece, somewhat tongue in cheek, to put that she is “African American” on applications. She was born in Tanzania and lived there for some years.
Sorry, black community, that you fucked up when you created the term. People who fit the description more than you will take advantage of it!
Posted by: RobertM at July 07, 2025 02:46 PM (btIS/)
Indeed we did. I'm still chuckling over that awards presentation where the emcee invited all the African Americans to come up to the stage to be recognized, and Charlize Theron went up to join them.
Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 07, 2025 03:06 PM (WsJ0f)
Lying to communists is as natural as breathing.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 07, 2025 03:06 PM (YvzM1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 03:02 PM (GBKbO)
Fine.
You asked for it.........
https://youtu.be/pD-t6tcBji4
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2025 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 03:06 PM (bvNHo)
Posted by: Boss Moss
You can hide a lot of things under a fez.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 07, 2025 03:07 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 07, 2025 03:07 PM (HTa/G)
Trump II, has some, particularly the Conservatirati, in a bunch because he is not playing the tired and lame ideological game. Trump is seeing complexities in situations while those with no skin in the game delight in simple nostrums that are sure to work.
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 03:03 PM (ctrM5)
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I'm just hoping he demands rescissions that directly hurt blue districts.
Like, $50 million for some civic improvement in Braintree, MA just goes...poof.
There's probably billions to do that way.
Really piss off the Democrat base with no one to yell at but their own representatives.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 03:07 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 03:02 PM (GBKbO)
I didn't quote it......
Posted by: Sponge
Too bad. Me miss you.
-- sturdy Buryat woman
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 03:07 PM (77rzZ)
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No.
But, even the most pragmatic of his supporters will hesitate to believe tenuous reporting after all of the False Reporting that we have witnessed since Trump descended the Golden Escalator.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2025 03:07 PM (Bi+MU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2025 03:07 PM (wVcYX)
But in real life, it's never an Alex Keaton type pulling these frauds. It's always a Talcum X or an Osama bin-Lenin doing it, and it's much more pernicious, because they don't stop at pulling the rug from under the silly white Leftists. They always make real black people the punchline, in the end.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2025 03:07 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 07, 2025 03:07 PM (/y8xj)
I mean, I'm in the same boat, I don't like Trump personally. He has a sleazy past, he's bombastic and ridiculous, he lies a lot, he's got an ego that's a good half the size of Obamas, and he's like a scuzzy reality show host in his public personality. I don't like any of that. I want a statesman who is respectable and dignified.
But... I really like what he is doing. I like what he is accomplishing. I am very impressed with how smart he is on running the economy and his genuine concern over peace and how hard he works to end conflict and protect Americans.
And I don't have to LIKE the president, just like I don't have to like my dentist. He's hired to do a job, do it well and we're cool.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:07 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: pookysgirl thinks broccoli should be classified as biological warfare at July 07, 2025 03:06 PM (RUJJr)
Preach it, sister!
Posted by: George H.W. Bush at July 07, 2025 03:07 PM (PiwSw)
Ace should write a post about this.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:59 PM (GBKbO)
You act as if there's content outside the comments or something.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2025 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
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I often act like I can read, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 03:07 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2025 03:07 PM (p4NUW)
So, do you get the robe before or after the fez?
And now there's membership cards?
This is the most unorganized, haphazard, slipshod, mickey-mouse, plastic banana, FM-type cult of all time.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2025 03:06 PM (VlwBF)
And...?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2025 03:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2025 02:48 PM (JCZqz)
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Oh, my.
That's...fascinating.
The implications...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)
Seriously though, they really gone around the bend if you can literally " identify" as anything you want.
Nothing is knowable until every individual claims their identity.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 07, 2025 03:08 PM (OA79/)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 07, 2025 03:08 PM (HTa/G)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2025 02:54 PM (wVcYX)
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The three main types of rock:
Indigenous
Sedentary
Metformin
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 07, 2025 03:08 PM (XZ5S6)
I don't think they have to look very hard.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 07, 2025 03:08 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 07, 2025 03:04 PM (BltCC)
AOC told us people were going to die if that bill passed. We didn't listen to her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2025 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats
feztive little hats >>> festive little hats
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 03:08 PM (77rzZ)
The oly thing worse than a fuzzy fez is a limp fez
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:09 PM (dfIr7)
Nothing is knowable until every individual claims their identity.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 07, 2025 03:08 PM (OA79/)
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They've been defending people identifying as things they're obviously not from sexes to Rachel Dolezal saying she's black for something like a decade now.
But...if Trump were to announce that he's actually black...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 03:09 PM (GBKbO)
Now, I don't follow NYC politics that closely but why, exactly, did Cuomo's massive lead vanish overnight right before the election? Did he come out and praise Hitler or something??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 02:39 PM (dfIr7)
__________
1. Old white guy with shitty reputation and scandalous past versus young new swarthy guy. Shiny new object and all ....
2. Old white guy tried to share the same "moderate" lane with old black guy with ... with shitty reputation and scandalous past. These two basically split the same electorate.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 07, 2025 03:09 PM (iFTx/)
I just wanted to let you all know that our Dad, Ciampino passed away around 12:30pm today. Dad loved everyone's witty humor here. Thank you for giving him years of enjoyment and community.
--
Oh no! This is very sad news. Prayers to his family and friends.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 07, 2025 03:09 PM (qBdHI)
Election turnout probably doesn't even enter the equation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2025 03:09 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2025 03:09 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2025 03:09 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 07, 2025 03:09 PM (p16cu)
And the dumbest stuff on X is the pure clickbait stuff - just this morning I saw "Trump in secret talks to give amnesty to millions of illegals!" Yeah yeah yeah. Come up with some proof and I'll listen to you, otherwise this is just like the last 500 things you claimed that never happened.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2025 03:09 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2025 03:09 PM (erzCX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:10 PM (dfIr7)
Is 500 years enough time? 1000? 250?
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Not unless your skin is darker than a brown paper bag
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 07, 2025 03:10 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:07 PM (dfIr7)
I like him. I don't like listening to him. But I like how he exposed everything as a fraud and in the way he does it. He's a funny F, who I could easily have a great time hanging out with.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2025 03:10 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 07, 2025 03:10 PM (QnXVi)
but healthy, green vegetables, covered in cheese, in a chicken casserole are right out?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2025 03:10 PM (VlwBF)
Election turnout probably doesn't even enter the equation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2025 03:09 PM (Q4IgG)
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If 100% of Republicans vote and just about 20% of regular turnout Independents vote Republican, Mamdani would easily lose.
But Republicans won't turn out because what's the point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 03:10 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2025 02:58 PM (BI5O2)
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Brings back memories ... good times, good memes:
. Hueless P. Newton;
. W.E.B. Defraud;
. Martin Luther Cream;
. Thurgood Partial;
. Tupac Sugar;
. Chaka Con;
. Snow J. Simpson;
. Cream Abdul Jabbar;
. Crooker T. Washington; and
. Pale Revere.
Posted by: ShainS -- Flooding and Death are What Happens when you Cut Government! at July 07, 2025 03:11 PM (5DzT8)
Posted by: steevy
They're basically a turban's underwear. Ew.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 07, 2025 03:01 PM (mlg/3)
One of my guitar amps was a custom order. Instead of the usual metalhead black covering with the polished diamond plate front this one was ordered by the original owner in a maroon/red covering with a tan wicker front. I got it cheap figuring it would be a spare chassis should one of my other amps fry. I would just swap out the chassis. A friend stopped by and nicknamed it The Fez. At that point I gulaged it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2025 03:11 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:09 PM (dfIr7)
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It's the size of the tassel that counts.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 07, 2025 03:11 PM (XZ5S6)
Yeah but Cuomo had a massive lead over Mamdani the DAY before the election and suddenly the polling flipped them in reverse? He had a commanding lead the entire election. What changed?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:11 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 03:09 PM (GBKbO)
Donald Trump Black Version.
Seek it on YouTube
Posted by: blaster at July 07, 2025 03:11 PM (UpwUi)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 07, 2025 03:11 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Paco at July 07, 2025 03:11 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: Joyenz
Your Dad was a good one, Joyenz. He’ll be praised around the council fire.
Posted by: Eromero at July 07, 2025 03:11 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 07, 2025 03:11 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2025 03:11 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 03:11 PM (bvNHo)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Went to a Hard Rock Cafe one time, it soft and lame.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 07, 2025 03:11 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2025 02:58 PM (BI5O2)
Seen here already: Osama Bin Lenin
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2025 03:11 PM (Hyyh7)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
I'm still waiting for the Handmaidens the Left promised Trump was going to give me! Knowing my luck, I'll probably get Lizzo or Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 07, 2025 03:12 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 02:39 PM (dfIr7)
I have a real wild long shot guess - how about that polls today are all massive fabrications intended only make whoever is paying for them look good? They predict nothing, they are worth nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2025 03:12 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07
Take that back! We are in the top 10% of plastic banana cults and just because there are a few hiccups with distribution, it’s because we are so big it’s hard to keep track, and we are so big because we are great!
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2025 03:12 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2025 02:58 PM (BI5O2)
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Brings back memories ... good times, good memes:
. Hueless P. Newton;
. W.E.B. Defraud;
. Martin Luther Cream;
. Thurgood Partial;
. Tupac Sugar;
. Chaka Con;
. Snow J. Simpson;
. Cream Abdul Jabbar;
. Crooker T. Washington; and
. Pale Revere.
Posted by: ShainS -- Flooding and Death are What Happens when you Cut Government! at July 07, 2025 03:11 PM (5DzT
I was always teased about my name...I don't get it...
Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 07, 2025 03:12 PM (ynpvh)
I won't believe it until it is confirmed on the Gorilla Channel.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 07, 2025 03:12 PM (viF8m)
Fuck a duck.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 03:12 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2025 03:12 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2025 03:12 PM (uWKK
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Polling ranked choice voting is probably a giant crock of shit anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 03:12 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2025 02:48 PM (JCZqz)
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They don't even hear themselves, do they? Their lunacy is off the charts.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 07, 2025 03:12 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 03:05 PM (bvNHo)
Make it an Urban Fezbrero and I'll put in in my catalog.
Posted by: J. Peterman at July 07, 2025 03:12 PM (wVcYX)
It said "Black (Non-Hispanic)".
I'm not letting people get away with that excuse.
Posted by: XTC at July 07, 2025 03:13 PM (UnA8+)
The newspaper apologizes for reporting the truth, because they are afraid of violence, or financial repercussions. There is no other justification for apologizing for the truth.
The same analogy applies to mohammedans versus Christians. One of these gets deference, and one does not, based on the perceived risk of retaliation.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 07, 2025 03:13 PM (Vfq+S)
Posted by: Paco at July 07, 2025 03:13 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 07, 2025 03:12 PM (qBdHI)
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Rachel Dolezal is black.
William Thomas is a woman.
Elizabeth Warren is Native American.
They've been defending leftist figures doing this for more than ten years now.
It's only a controversy when a straight Republican NY congresscritter says he's gay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 03:13 PM (GBKbO)
Like, $50 million for some civic improvement in Braintree, MA just goes...poof.
There's probably billions to do that way.
Really piss off the Democrat base with no one to yell at but their own representatives.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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We shall see. At least we are no longer in the world of continuing resolutions.
I would go after things that AWFLs like rather than districts--which getting rid of NPR and PBS funding is sure to do. They also loathe his Kennedy Center redux, etc. Plus the Green Nude Eel take direct aim at the Globull Warming crowd claiming indulgences for buying solar and electric cars while claiming tax credits for it.
He can win a lot of the seemingly solid blue areas by economic growth, rising wages, and declining inflation. Lot more working class voters than AWFLs. Trump's problem is that many GOP officeholders dislike poor whites and working class voters as much as the Dems in power.
How dare he not tax tips, how dare he cut Green Nude Eel that benefit the upper classes, how dare he not tax overtime or grandpa's social security as much.
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 03:13 PM (ctrM5)
I actually like my dentist. He is very good at what he does but he's also a nice man with a dry sense of humor. I suspect he might also be a conservative because he wears a flag pin, but we've never discussed politics.
I agree with what you say about Trump, though, but aside from his "non dignified" qualities I think he is amusing and smart , has resiliency and a good sense of humor and obviously wants to make America great again.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2025 03:13 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 03:14 PM (bvNHo)
Seek it on YouTube
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Black MAGA on the Toks have taken to giving him a "black" middle name.
e.g. Donald Jaquarious Trump
Hilarious
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2025 03:14 PM (VlwBF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:09 PM (dfIr7)
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It's the size of the tassel that counts.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Coy, you the only one's got a fez with a propeller on top!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2025 03:14 PM (erzCX)
Posted by: Piper at July 07, 2025 03:07 PM (p4NUW)
6 years and he thinks he should hold office? Frigging balls on that commie bastard.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 07, 2025 03:14 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 07, 2025 03:12 PM (ynpvh)
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Nor do I.
Posted by: Isembard Perinaceous Freely at July 07, 2025 03:15 PM (XZ5S6)
Posted by: Elon at July 07, 2025 03:15 PM (8hxDK)
Yeah but Cuomo had a massive lead over Mamdani the DAY before the election and suddenly the polling flipped them in reverse? He had a commanding lead the entire election. What changed?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:11 PM (dfIr7)
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What I think?
1. The usual fake polls get (somewhat) accurate the day before the election, so the pollsters can later claim they were accurate despite being intentionally wrong for 99% of the campaign.
2. Ranked choice probably really helped Bombdaddy in the actual election. He and that loathsome scumfucker Brad Lander cross-endorsed each other, so their supporters probably put then down #1 and #2.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 07, 2025 03:15 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Stop being igneous.
Posted by: Paco at July 07, 2025 03:15 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Polling ranked choice voting is probably a giant crock of shit anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Yeah I think you're both right here. Its just I have not read or heard anyone even remotely attempting to explain that little flip
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:15 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 03:13 PM (ctrM5)
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I just have this fantasy of the GOP horse trading in ways to directly hurt Democrat districts rather than finding ways to get their own pork.
And I know Trump has people in his administration devious enough to think of it, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 03:15 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2025 03:16 PM (VPwHp)
some of you younger morons won't know what I'm saying
Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2025 03:16 PM (AOsQT)
Cuomo didn’t pay off the right people!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2025 03:16 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2025 02:58 PM (BI5O2)
Seen here already: Osama Bin Lenin
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2025 03:11 PM (Hyyh7)
Morgan Freedman.
Shaka Zohran.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2025 03:16 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2025 03:16 PM (2GCMq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:15 PM (dfIr7)
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"Sure, polling sucks, but this time it'll be close."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 03:16 PM (GBKbO)
Oh no. No no no.
Well, shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Yeh, he grabbed a rocket ride to heaven.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 07, 2025 03:16 PM (n4GiU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 02:36 PM (dfIr7)
What's funny or new about this? I've claimed to be Native American all my life.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 07, 2025 03:16 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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More or less, unless the sampling frame is released, questions, etc. then yes, most Media sponsored polling or by newly sprung up polling firms are bullshit. There are a few reputable ones--Gallup, YouGov, Pew, Rasmussen, etc. but they tend not to be sponsored with media and they take time to actually do the job right.
And Fox, a hard left Dem staffer runs their polling operations and they have been outliers now for over a decade with a series of awful dishonest polling partners.
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 03:17 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Stop being igneous.
Posted by: Paco at July 07, 2025 03:15 PM (mADJX)
Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2025 03:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: wth at July 07, 2025 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2025 03:12 PM (ZVgZ4)
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My favorite!
{not joking, for once)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 07, 2025 03:17 PM (XZ5S6)
Posted by: spypeach at July 07, 2025 03:17 PM (UuB/1)
Even the towering, unearned arrogance of a Brandon can't match the Vineyard Slayer's.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2025 03:17 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2025 03:18 PM (VPwHp)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2025 03:12 PM (ZVgZ4)
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My favorite!
{not joking, for once)
Yeah, I like broccoli, liver, and other assorted things...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2025 03:18 PM (ynpvh)
Today, the BRICS countries are Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa, Egypt, Ethiopia, Iran and United Arab Emirates – and some other 10 countries have joined as ‘partner countries’: Belarus, Bolivia, Kazakhstan, Cuba, Nigeria, Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Uganda and Uzbekistan.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 07, 2025 03:18 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: wth at July 07, 2025 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
It's what you get when you mix all the colors together.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2025 03:19 PM (ynpvh)
>>But Republicans won't turn out because what's the point.
There are only about 1/2 a million registered Republicans the 5 boroughs.
If 100 pct came out and voted for say Sliwa, it would still take some independents and democrats voting for Sliwa, which they won't.
I think if Cuomo and Sliwa stay in the race, it' becomes one of the lowest turnout elections in NYC history.
I'm betting on less than 10 pct turnout.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2025 03:19 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:15 PM (dfIr7)
I think the "Mass Media" has finally reached the final stage of buttfuckery, which is where not only do they make up just about everything they publish out of thin air; when asked to explain anything they just smirk and say "fuck you, that's your explanation."
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2025 03:19 PM (uWKK8)
And I know Trump has people in his administration devious enough to think of it, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Probably work in the House, the Senate due to its 'comity' less so. Mine would be punishing the AWFLs and driving a wedge between the lunatic whiteys and the more sane transactional working class Dems. No one likes Karens, except mebbe a lot of GOP officeholders and the upper reaches of the Democrat party.
Posted by: whig at July 07, 2025 03:20 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit a
I like it but Healey wife will not make it for me. It gives me the major winds.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 07, 2025 03:20 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
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I wanna be a wise-cracking Jewish guy. And I'm in the glass business.
Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2025 03:20 PM (AOsQT)
I'm so sorry for your family's loss. Ciampino will be greatly missed.
May his memory be eternal.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2025 03:20 PM (dPfyF)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
that's not how this works.
That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2025 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
That seems like a stick vs carrot approach, seems counterproductive to annoy people already leaning away from you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:20 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2025 03:17 PM (ynpvh)
I never met a more fickle guy than that Holmes dude.
Posted by: Reforger at July 07, 2025 03:21 PM (SJnNf)
Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2025 03:20 PM (AOsQT)
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So, you'll convert just for the jokes?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 07, 2025 03:21 PM (XZ5S6)
Posted by: Seen your face before my friends at July 07, 2025 03:21 PM (Tlm8R)
Posted by: Reforger at July 07, 2025 03:21 PM (SJnNf)
Not true. I put it wherever they told me to.
Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at July 07, 2025 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 03:21 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 07, 2025 03:22 PM (QnXVi)
Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2025 03:20 PM (AOsQT)
I'd sign up for Jewish, too.
Posted by: XTC at July 07, 2025 03:22 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Tuna at July 07, 2025 03:23 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2025 03:23 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2025 03:23 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:23 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2025 03:17 PM (ynpvh)
I never met a more fickle guy than that Holmes dude.
Posted by: Reforger at July 07, 2025 03:21 PM (SJnNf)
He was gneiss to me.
Posted by: Mrs. Hudson at July 07, 2025 03:23 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2025 03:23 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2025 03:24 PM (8avO+)
I'm only going Joo if I get a turn at the weather machine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:24 PM (dfIr7)
That seems like a stick vs carrot approach, seems counterproductive to annoy people already leaning away from you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I think the entire tariff gambit was all carrot and stick. Trump's opening moves are always worth consideration and if you just blow him off.... well, you're going to get "the stick."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2025 03:24 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Which rock group did the Thing belong to?
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 03:24 PM (77rzZ)
_____
Hard to go against all the 80/20 issues that Trump is uniting the country on. But keep pushing your politicians to go against it.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 07, 2025 03:24 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2025 03:25 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 03:25 PM (bvNHo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:25 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:24 PM (dfIr7)
Do it just to piss off the Muslims.
Posted by: XTC at July 07, 2025 03:25 PM (UnA8+)
Boardwalk Empire
Peaky Blinders
what say youse
Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2025 03:25 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:24 PM (dfIr7)
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Three thousand years of beautiful history, from Moses down to Sandy Koufax, YOU'RE GODDAM RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE FUCKING PAST!!!!!!!
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at July 07, 2025 03:25 PM (XZ5S6)
some of you younger morons won't know what I'm saying - Don Black
Question before the house: is it still considered acceptable to refer to "Indians" as opposed to "native Americans"? If not, why is the federal agency responsible for overseeing medical facilities on the reservations still called the Indian Health Service?
Posted by: Paco at July 07, 2025 03:25 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 07, 2025 03:26 PM (/U5Yz)
But since that doesn't seem to be a possibility, then yeah, let it burn.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2025 03:26 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2025 03:26 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 03:24 PM (77rzZ)
Probably not Steely Dan.
Posted by: XTC at July 07, 2025 03:26 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2025 03:26 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 03:25 PM (bvNHo)
I think you need a zither and some pot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2025 03:26 PM (l6wpV)
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 03:24 PM (77rzZ)
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Clobberin'.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 07, 2025 03:26 PM (XZ5S6)
The Fantasticks? - Christopher R Taylor
The Metamorphics.
Posted by: Paco at July 07, 2025 03:27 PM (mADJX)
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 03:24 PM (77rzZ)
KISS.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2025 03:27 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Paco at July 07, 2025 03:25 PM (mADJX)
Dunno.
Posted by: The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People at July 07, 2025 03:27 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 03:24 PM (77rzZ)
Granite Butterfly.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2025 03:28 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 03:25 PM
You're kiln me here...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2025 03:28 PM (dPfyF)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2025 03:28 PM (ZVgZ4)
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The native Americans I've met had been fine with "Indian."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 07, 2025 03:28 PM (XZ5S6)
It takes a lot of blind self-confidence to pull that off.
But it takes flat-out hubris to be a do-nothing shit talker who political apparatchiks place behind the Resolute Desk, and actually believe you earned it. Let alone thinking that you're an historic President.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2025 03:28 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Don Black at July 07, 2025 03:29 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 03:25 PM
You're kiln me here...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2025 03:28 PM (dPfyF)
If her keeps trying, I sure he shale prevail.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2025 03:29 PM (wVcYX)
Peaky is enjoyable except for one duff season.
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2025 03:29 PM (VPwHp)
Posted by: Paco at July 07, 2025 03:25 PM (mADJX)
Dunno.
Posted by: The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People
Bureau of Indian Affairs
Posted by: rickb223 at July 07, 2025 03:29 PM (erzCX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2025 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2025 03:30 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 03:25 PM (bvNHo)
I'm pretty sure you can build shit with it.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 07, 2025 03:30 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2025 03:30 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Paco at July 07, 2025 03:25 PM (mADJX)
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* The Bureau of Indian Affairs (BIA) has entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS -- Flooding and Death are What Happens when you Cut Government! at July 07, 2025 03:30 PM (Aug9c)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2025 03:30 PM (dPfyF)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 03:30 PM (bvNHo)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2025 03:31 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Nazdar at July 07, 2025 03:31 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 07, 2025 03:31 PM (QnXVi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 03:25 PM
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Tile. Coasters.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2025 03:31 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2025 03:31 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Lamont THE Big Dummy at July 07, 2025 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2025 03:31 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Nazdar at July 07, 2025 03:32 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2025 03:31 PM (wVcYX)
That's exactly what a Fed would say.
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2025 03:32 PM (VPwHp)
Posted by: Boss Moss
So they've switched to the nonsense term "Indigenous." They even capitalize it.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 02:51 PM (77rzZ)
My family lived in Ohio since before the Civil War, that's indigenous.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2025 03:32 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Paco
Don't know. Maybe someone from the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People could answer that question.
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 03:32 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 07, 2025 03:32 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2025 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, I think Ace will be posting as Lamont for a while.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 07, 2025 03:32 PM (dPfyF)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 07, 2025 03:32 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: steevy at July 07, 2025 03:32 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Bulg at July 07, 2025 02:51 PM (77rzZ)
My family lived in Ohio since before the Civil War, that's indigenous.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 07, 2025 03:32 PM (8avO+)
hey I'm indignant too!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 07, 2025 03:33 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at July 07, 2025 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2025 03:33 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2025 03:33 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: wth at July 07, 2025 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
It's what you get when you mix all the colors together.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2025 03:19 PM (ynpvh)
Ackshully... clean your paint brush in thinner after using multiple colors, you get green.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 07, 2025 03:33 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 07, 2025 03:25 PM
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Tile. Coasters.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2025 03:31 PM (Q4IgG)
They had a big hit with Yakety Yak.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 07, 2025 03:34 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Martin Tell at July 07, 2025 03:34 PM (sFNX2)
Ha! Not buying any of it. (Reputation repair for the spoiled man child.)
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In part, "What does the The Reluctant Fundamentalist say and why was it so formative? The movie (forget the title, which can give a different impression) seeks a balance between honoring the understandable American reactions of anger and grief to 9/11 and its aftermath while also platforming a more global perspective where those events played very differently. And it turns out to been important to a young Mamdani, offering a kind of hidden key to what shaped his ideology."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 07, 2025 03:34 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 07, 2025 03:34 PM (ZVgZ4)
same, they don't care. They don't care about the Cleveland Indians or Land 'o' Lakes butter labels. Its white college graduate girls who on about this, not them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 07, 2025 03:35 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Kurtz at July 07, 2025 04:41 PM (5coB7)
The media doesn't.
I am a lesbian Black amputee, can I get my Senate seat now?
And Nancy Pelosi's stockbroker.
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