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The Morning Report — 7/ 4 /25

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Good morning kids, and let me wish all of you a happy Independence Day and God bless America on its 249th birthday.

Of course the top story of the day is the passage of this so-called Big Beautiful Bill by the House. And President Trump is set to sign it into law some time today. Regardless of my personal feelings about government spending, the President is boasting that in the end, passage will supercharge an already recovering economy,

as the latest job numbers and slowing inflation rate from June, indicate, continuing a trend over the past few months.

“There could be no better birthday present for America than the phenomenal victory we achieved just hours ago when Congress passed the One Big, Beautiful Bill to Make America Great Again,” said Trump. “In the last election, the people gave us a historic mandate to cut taxes, raise take-home pay, bring back jobs, stop the invasion … deport the illegals, and slash hundreds of billions of dollars of waste and fraud, and that’s what we’re doing.”

“With this bill, every major promise I made to the people of Iowa in 2024 became a promise kept,” he added.

Obviously, it remains to be seen what real, tangible positive effects will be to the average citizen. And those will shake out over the long term. Of course, the reactions on Wall Street and Main Street will be quicker as they make moves to adjust and adapt to undergird their bottom lines to government regulations and (even better, deregulation) that could affect their ability to invest, create jobs and make a profit.

With all that said, the real tell are the reactions from both the Democrats and their propagandists in the media. The hyperbole, has been completely off the charts, and these are the people (on paper) that created the disgusting and puerile agitprop porn of Paul Ryan shoving granny in a wheelchair off of a cliff.

Here's Debbie Dingell-berry,

President Donald Trump’s sweeping tax and spending bill will cause people to die.

Wait, Democrats for decades have been taxing and spending us into oblivion. So on the one hand they're suddenly fiscal hawks while at the same time claiming that a massive spending bill will cause people to die?

And from a political standpoint, we have this


CNN analyst Paul Begala said Thursday on “Anderson Cooper 360” that the “Big, Beautiful Bill” was a “political death warrant” that will cause the Republican Party to lose the majority in the 2026 midterm elections. Begala said, “Hakeem Jeffries gave the Democrats a voice today. He set the new record for a speech in the House. They don’t have filibusters in the House, but they have this rule that allows the leader to speak pretty much unlimited. So he went on for hours, and he focused on Medicaid,  focused on health care.”

Is it just me, or did you read "CNN analyst" as CNN Anal-Cyst.

Maybe he didn't listen quite closely to Hakeem who stated unequivocally:

If Big Beautiful Bill Passes, a ‘Deportation Machine Will Be Unleashed on Steroids’

Uh, if Hakeem Jeffries is right then guess what, the Democrats will be wiped out electorally for the foreseeable future! Please God let Hakeem be right. The GOP base will be energized and millions of illegal aliens gone not only improves society and our economy, it protects future elections and perhaps will prevent Texas' 38 electoral votes from shifting to the communists forever.

The dissonance between Jeffries and Begala is quite stunning. And that Jeffries would be stupid enough to articulate a position that is music to the ears of the vast majority of Americans is amazing. I think they need to show MAGA-hat wearing Ron DeSantis with a swastika armband throwing little brown babies into a pond of alligators. The Paul Ryan as Tommy Udo schtick is getting stale.

And to cap it off:

“I didn’t vote for him and I’m not always aligned with his approach, but his success on the domestic and international front in such a compressed period of time is nothing short of remarkable and it’s all due to his impressive use of political and executive power,” Michael LaRosa, a former Biden White House spokesman, told The Post. “The last two weeks of his presidency are a throwback to the strong leadership styles reminiscent of LBJ or Reagan, both of whom engendered such personal and political loyalty within their parties, that they could muscle through historic success out of sheer goodwill.” A different Biden White House official, who served all four years in the Democratic administration, said Trump has “hit a stride” and marveled at his ability to pressure holdout Republicans into voting for the major legislation despite centrist reluctance over Medicaid and SNAP cuts and conservative demands for deeper spending reductions. . .

. . . “You voted for it because you’re scared of the guy. And frankly, that’s impressive, given that Biden never invoked fear in anyone,” the former Biden aide said of the GOP holdouts, all but two of whom eventually backed the bill.

“Successful campaigns and successful operations excel when they are provided clarity in mission from their leader — in this case President Trump,” said Chris LaCivita, who ran Trump’s 2024 campaign alongside current White House chief of staff Susie Wiles.

“Elections matter because you now have one of the greatest realignments in political history happening and being backed up by policy. If you work, pay taxes and aspire for a better tomorrow, you are voting Republican,” LaCivita said, describing the working-class reforms encompassed in the bill, which also made permanent Trump’s 2017 tax cuts to all brackets. 

When even two Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants stooges praise Trump, with the faintest of damnation, that kind of says something.

Finally, You'll be shocked to know that rising Democrat Superstar Mamdani lied about being an abeed, as my Syrian friends from Brooklyn would refer to him, in order to get into Columbia. Jeez, Obama 2.0 in more ways than one! Lord forbid.

On a bit of a positive note, SCOTUS has smacked down the lower courts' overreach and ruled the President can deport criminal illegals to places like Sudan.


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Comments

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1 Happy Independence Day

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 07:38 AM (gbOdA)

2 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2025 07:38 AM (Q4IgG)

3 Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2025 07:38 AM (a1415)

4 Good morning!

Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at July 04, 2025 07:39 AM (xYXPm)

5 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 07:39 AM (ExV1e)

6 Good morning good people.

Happy Independence Day! We are manifestly blessed.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2025 07:40 AM (H7X8V)

7 I think Joe Biden is the Anal Cyst.

Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 07:42 AM (fV+MH)

8 Wow, JJ!
That's right, it's Friday, not Saturday!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 04, 2025 07:42 AM (Z5NUn)

9 CNN Analyst Paul Begala is a straight shooter and totally not a Democrat hack.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2025 07:42 AM (PiwSw)

10 Dems always claim things Republicans do will cause people to die while they themselves murder millions of babies.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2025 07:42 AM (vFG9F)

11 “You voted for it because you’re scared of the guy."


Ha! Love it!

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at July 04, 2025 07:43 AM (SfhV1)

12 "President Donald Trump’s sweeping tax and spending bill will cause people to die."


Can I have their shit?

Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 07:43 AM (fV+MH)

13 and a happy Independence Day to all!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 04, 2025 07:43 AM (Z5NUn)

14 "@BillKristol
·
20h
The current leader who best epitomizes the spirit of the Declaration of Independence is Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
Posted by: Don Black at July 04, 2025 07:34 AM"


I would contribute to a fund to kidnap BK and send him to Ukraine.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2025 07:44 AM (vFG9F)

15 Dems always claim things Republicans do will cause people to die while they themselves murder millions of babies.
Posted by: fd

It is the left's sacrament. They can do nothing else.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2025 07:44 AM (H7X8V)

16 Trump Admin Moves to Build Waterborne Barrier in Rio Grande Swiftly.
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Please tell me this involves alligators/crocodiles with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 04, 2025 07:44 AM (IBQGV)

17 Hakeem Jeffries: If Big Beautiful Bill Passes, a ‘Deportation Machine Will Be Unleashed on Steroids’

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This sounds fantastic! I'm really starting to wonder if the Democrats have any idea how much the American people want the illegals deported. If this was supposed to be a divisive statement, it actually makes most of America's citizens cheer with glee.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 04, 2025 07:44 AM (qBdHI)

18 It is to Davidson College's eternal shame that they gave Kristol a sinecure as "Professor of Ethics" a few years ago.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2025 07:44 AM (PiwSw)

19 It is to Davidson College's eternal shame that they gave Kristol a sinecure as "Professor of Ethics" a few years ago.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

Fauci's wife is an Ethicist too, amirite?


They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2025 07:46 AM (H7X8V)

20 "The President's sweeping tax and spending bill will cause people to die."

Everything he's proposed and achieved since 2016, from building the border to nixing the Paris Accords, will "cause people to die." How many times can they return to this well? How many times can they be so wildly, completely wrong about everything and with almost zero lag time between alarum and reality?

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 04, 2025 07:47 AM (WHfpM)

21 14 "@BillKristol
·
20h
The current leader who best epitomizes the spirit of the Declaration of Independence is Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
Posted by: Don Black at July 04, 2025 07:34 AM"


I would contribute to a fund to kidnap BK and send him to Ukraine.
Posted by: fd at July 04, 2025 07:44 AM (vFG9F)



He should only be buried in Babi Yar, or lying in a ditch outside of Bilgorod courtesy of Einsatzgruppen D instead of my relatives. Courtesy of Hitler and his Ukrainian allies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2025 07:47 AM (x0n13)

22 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang! Happy Independence Day ya big bunch of 'Ron's and 'Ettes!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 04, 2025 07:48 AM (1bdKO)

23 I think I prefer "Gator Gitmo" to "Alligator Alcatraz". Would it cost much to have the signs changed?

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2025 07:48 AM (vFG9F)

24 Seeing the UN evicted from US soil is on my bucket list.
Sadly, that block will probably remain unchecked.

Posted by: jsg at July 04, 2025 07:49 AM (1l+t9)

25 I'm really starting to wonder if the Democrats have any idea how much the American people want the illegals deported.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 04, 2025 07:44 AM (qBdHI)

They don't really think about it or care. They NEED the illegals. The illegals are an indispensable franchise in their pursuit of power. That's all there is to it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 04, 2025 07:50 AM (WHfpM)

26 I find the Democrat's hand wringing rhetoric to be tiresome. They perpetually bitch and moan about anything a Republican does that they disagree with.

They've literally jumped the shark.

It's become comical.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2025 07:50 AM (Q4IgG)

27 23 I think I prefer "Gator Gitmo" to "Alligator Alcatraz". Would it cost much to have the signs changed?
Posted by: fd at July 04, 2025 07:48 AM (vFG9F)


Just build another one: AA for the illegals, GG for the terrorists...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2025 07:50 AM (PiwSw)

28 One of Donald Trump's greatest accomplishments was exposing the Krystals of the world to us.

It's been so cleansing.

Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 07:50 AM (fV+MH)

29 Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier really should have trademarked the term 'Alligator Alcatraz'.

He could have retired by now.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2025 07:52 AM (H7X8V)

30 Scrambled eggs with boudin and coffee. Great start on Independence Day. At work.

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2025 07:52 AM (jgmnb)

31 Syrian Migrant Goes on Axe Rampage on Train.

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Germany just got through having yet more public swimming pool "guests" accosting German girls while they swam.

Now another "guest" is swinging an axe on a train. It's hard for me to believe that a country can experience such cultural upheaval and such a threat to their own homeland and either do nothing, or not be able to do anything, about it.

Long ago, there should've been packs of real German men, torches lit, running these savages out of their country. But it's way, way too late now.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 04, 2025 07:52 AM (qBdHI)

32 Can I have their shit?
Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 07:43 AM (fV+MH)

You do not want the shit of the people that are gonna die.
Think People of WalMart

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 07:53 AM (gbOdA)

33 Cheerios, blueberries, strawberries, a banana and a cup of coffee. Now for my tee time!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 04, 2025 07:54 AM (1bdKO)

34 "Prosecutors upgraded two of Soliman’s charges from attempted murder to first-degree murder, which carries a mandatory death by flamethrower if convicted."

Posted by: Headlines we'd like to see at July 04, 2025 07:54 AM (vFG9F)

35 31 Syrian Migrant Goes on Axe Rampage on Train.

Now another "guest" is swinging an axe on a train. It's
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 04, 2025 07:52 AM (qBdHI)

Asked Murderers run free here in H Town.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 07:54 AM (gbOdA)

36 31 Long ago, there should've been packs of real German men, torches lit, running these savages out of their country. But it's way, way too late now.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 04, 2025 07:52 AM (qBdHI)


hate to say it, but after what Germany/Austria did to its Jews, it's kind of hard for me to have any sympathy because they imported this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2025 07:54 AM (x0n13)

37 Thx JJ a Happy Independence Day to you and the Horde.
I'm sure Mamdani's supporters will argue that because he was born in Uganda he is an African American like Elon.
Of course wherever he is or isn't wont impact the fact that he's a rich boy Marxist who is the next version of other rich boys like Mao, Pol Pot and Che

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 04, 2025 07:55 AM (2G3gH)

38 Let it begin this July 4. . . In 2025 the president has grounds to withdraw the USA from the United Nations and evict the globalist talk-shop from American soil.

How about we start with NATO. The UN is pointless and we could freely ignore it if we chose.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 07:55 AM (ExV1e)

39 A judge has ruled that the Molotov Muzzi's family can be deported.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2025 07:55 AM (HFcKg)

40 The mid terms are going to be very interesting. The Obamacare debacle wiped out a bunch of Democrats. I cannot imagine Democrat votes against the BBB will help them retain seats next year.

Plus, it's quite obvious President Trump is a winner. People like hitching their star to a winner.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 04, 2025 07:57 AM (tT6L1)

41 I find it grimly amusing that Mad-Manny claimed to be "African American." The thing is, he's correct. He's from Africa and he's a naturalized [hopefully not for long] American citizen.

The controversy is due to Lefties moving goalposts back in the 1990s so that "African American" became synonymous with "black" as a racial descriptor. I distinctly remember back when I was a beat cop back when when we had a black female rookie that tried to get us to do that.

I told her that was stupid, we're just giving a general racial descriptor in our reports/citations. I asked her if a black person from Jamaica should be called an "African Jamaican"? Of course, the reply was that I was a racist. Whatevs, b!tch. She stuck around for a few more years before leaving (I suspect the city paid her to go away).

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 07:57 AM (pJWtt)

42 God bless America, Happy 4th of July!

Posted by: Cray Cray at July 04, 2025 07:57 AM (EES2L)

43 Trump’s ceasefire with Iran may have halted bombs—but it handed Tehran the pause it needed to reload, regroup, and reignite its apocalyptic war on the West.

Since this is at American Greatness, which I still cannot reach, I assume the correct solution is to mobilize millions of US troops to bring democracy and an eternal love of homosexuality to the Persians.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 07:57 AM (ExV1e)

44 Evict the UN and use the building for a homeless shelter. Kills two penguins with one stone.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2025 07:58 AM (vFG9F)

45 JJ, thank you so much for the awesome Fred Astaire clip! He's my most favorite dancer in all the world. I can't help but smile every time I watch him dance. A true masterclass. And big improvement over yesterday's fish face!

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 04, 2025 07:58 AM (qBdHI)

46 49 years ago today was the Raid on Entebbe.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2025 07:58 AM (HFcKg)

47 Morning, J.J. Happy birthday!

Oh, and happy 4th!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 04, 2025 07:58 AM (tT6L1)

48 Alligator Alcatraz is good for a haiku

Where did they all go ?
Alligator Alcatraz
Hot damn, shorter lines

Gator Gitmo rolls off the tongue smoother.

Posted by: jsg at July 04, 2025 07:58 AM (1l+t9)

49 "Evict the UN and use the building for a homeless shelter. Kills two penguins with one stone.
Posted by: fd"

Everything about this comment is cromuloid.

Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 07:59 AM (fV+MH)

50 Hot Coffee!!..celebrating the 4th by buying a big ass handgun!!

Posted by: qmark at July 04, 2025 08:00 AM (+t9Oi)

51 Is Elon Musk an African American?

If not, why not?

Born in Africa, holds US citizenship.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2025 08:00 AM (a1415)

52
So Temu Obama (Hakeem) and the fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker set speechifying records in which the Dims take boastful pride?

And Dims reclaim their time -- all the time!

Vote Dim 2026 -- We Jib-Jabber and Reclaim Our Time!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at July 04, 2025 08:00 AM (Tv15w)

53 All Republicans, excluding Rep. Victoria Spartz of Indiana and Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky, voted for the bill, approving it by a 216-214 margin.

Masshole and never heard of Spazz.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:01 AM (gbOdA)

54 Is the UN headquarters considered as Asbestos Free?

It was built about 'that time'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2025 08:01 AM (a1415)

55 46 49 years ago today was the Raid on Entebbe.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2025 07:58 AM (HFcKg)


Yonatan Netanyahu ( Bejamin's brother ) , RIP.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2025 08:01 AM (PiwSw)

56 Is Elon Musk an African American?

If not, why not?

Born in Africa, holds US citizenship.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2025 08:00 AM (a1415)
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For an assistant idiot, you make a lot of sense.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 04, 2025 08:01 AM (tT6L1)

57 The signature domestic policy victory is another in a long line of brutal political butt-kickings Teflon Trump has delivered to the Democrats.

That guy sure gets lucky.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:01 AM (ExV1e)

58
"Evict the UN and use the building for a homeless shelter. Kills two penguins with one stone.
Posted by: fd"

Everything about this comment is cromuloid.
Posted by: eleven


Reclaim Turtle Bay!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at July 04, 2025 08:01 AM (Tv15w)

59 All Republicans, excluding Rep. Victoria Spartz of Indiana and Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky, voted for the bill, approving it by a 216-214 margin.


I thought it was some guy from Pennsylvania. And 218-214

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at July 04, 2025 08:02 AM (SfhV1)

60 43 Trump’s ceasefire with Iran may have halted bombs—but it handed Tehran the pause it needed to reload, regroup, and reignite its apocalyptic war on the West.

Since this is at American Greatness, which I still cannot reach, I assume the correct solution is to mobilize millions of US troops to bring democracy and an eternal love of homosexuality to the Persians.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 07:57 AM (ExV1e)



AM Greatness works for me, hence why I linked it as I was able to access it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2025 08:02 AM (x0n13)

61 [v]I think I prefer "Gator Gitmo" to "Alligator Alcatraz". Would it cost much to have the signs changed?
Posted by: fd at July 04, 2025 07:48 AM (vFG9F)

Nope, the alliteration of "Alligator Alcatraz" is better than that of "Gator Gitmo."

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 08:02 AM (pJWtt)

62 The mid terms are going to be very interesting. The Obamacare debacle wiped out a bunch of Democrats. I cannot imagine Democrat votes against the BBB will help them retain seats next year.

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This doomsday 40-seat loss for R's because of BBB is ludicrous. I don't know how many will be lost or gained. But if the economy keeps chugging along like it is, and the people keep seeing criminal illegals and deportations occurring on pace, even pessimist like me think we're going to be good with holding Congress in '26.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 04, 2025 08:02 AM (qBdHI)

63 I think, for the good of the party, the next filibuster should be given by Maxine Waters.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2025 08:03 AM (PiwSw)

64 @townhallcom
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14h
YEAH, RIGHT: Joe Biden is claiming world leaders are calling him for advice, asking him to get engaged again 🤣

Posted by: Don Black at July 04, 2025 08:04 AM (AOsQT)

65 Happy Friday, one and all. Since it's a long weekend, I'd honestly thought it was Saturday. More coffee required.

Home today and now waiting for a plumber to show up to look at our garbage disposal.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2025 08:04 AM (7xrfc)

66 The Danish Armed Forces described the inclusion of women as a “historic change” and warned Danes to “get used to the fact that every citizen capable of bearing arms, and not just men, is obligated to contribute to the defense of the fatherland.” Additionally, chronic health conditions such as diabetes and asthma no longer automatically disqualify individuals, with assessments now tailored to specific roles within the military.

Equal rights.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:05 AM (ExV1e)

67 Massie is getting roached here in KY. His political career is over. And he's nowhere near charismatic enough to hold down any job other than a door stop.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2025 08:05 AM (Q4IgG)

68 Happy Independence Day!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2025 08:05 AM (XQo4F)

69 South Korea Announces $6 Billion Deal to Supply Tanks to Poland

Good deal for SK at a time when the future of tanks is becoming suspect.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:06 AM (ExV1e)

70 This doomsday 40-seat loss for R's because of BBB is ludicrous. I don't know how many will be lost or gained. But if the economy keeps chugging along like it is, and the people keep seeing criminal illegals and deportations occurring on pace, even pessimist like me think we're going to be good with holding Congress in '26.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 04, 2025 08:02 AM (qBdHI)
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R's are craven cowards. If House GOP members thought they'd lose their seats over the BBB it would not have passed, because they know they don't have to fear the party, unlike Democrats.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 04, 2025 08:06 AM (tT6L1)

71 A federal judge ruled that the family of Mohamed Sabry Soliman, accused of a firebomb attack on pro-Israel demonstrators, can be deported.
Mohamed Sabry Soliman, his wife, five children, U.S. District Court Judge Orlando Garcia, and Boulder County District Attorney Michael Dougherty.

A M F

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:07 AM (gbOdA)

72 "Home today and now waiting for a plumber to show up to look at our garbage disposal.
Posted by: NR Pax"

Just FYI...there's a button under the garbage disposal that can turn it on and off.

Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 08:07 AM (fV+MH)

73 Yep, that's a garbage disposal. I've seen 'em before, and that's what that is. That's a garbage disposal. I'd know it anywhere.

Posted by: The plumber at July 04, 2025 08:07 AM (XQo4F)

74 Is Elon Musk an African American?

If not, why not?

Born in Africa, holds US citizenship.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 04, 2025 08:00 AM (a1415)
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For an assistant idiot, you make a lot of sense.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 04, 2025 08:01 AM (tT6L1)
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That's why he'll never make Journeyman Village Idiot.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 04, 2025 08:07 AM (IBQGV)

75 A M F
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:07 AM (gbOdA)


American Motors French?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 04, 2025 08:07 AM (/HDaX)

76 Just FYI...there's a button under the garbage disposal that can turn it on and off.
Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 08:07 AM (fV+MH)

Also allen wrench to turn backwards and unlock.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:07 AM (gbOdA)

77 EPA employees who publicly signed letter opposing Trump’s agenda have now been put on leave

https://youtu.be/YKUOB8MN4Kc

Now fire them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

78 American Motors French?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 04, 2025 08:07 AM (/HDaX)

Adios M Fers

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:08 AM (gbOdA)

79
I thought that I caught a whiff of old used socks ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 04, 2025 08:08 AM (Tv15w)

80 The Cultural Contradictions of Conservatism

Conservatism is a poor name for the philosophy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

81 67 Massie is getting roached here in KY. His political career is over. And he's nowhere near charismatic enough to hold down any job other than a door stop.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2025 08:05 AM (Q4IgG)

Good. Another fool who thought he could make himself into a maverick media darling.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 04, 2025 08:09 AM (WHfpM)

82 63 I think, for the good of the party, the next filibuster should be given by Maxine Waters.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2025 08:03 AM (PiwSw)

I would rather argue with the crazy dude in front of 7-11 that wants to Hold a Dollar.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:09 AM (gbOdA)

83 Just FYI...there's a button under the garbage disposal that can turn it on and off.
Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 08:07 AM (fV+MH)

Also allen wrench to turn backwards and unlock.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:07 AM (gbOdA)
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Don't forget to check the switch on the wall. "Up" turns the disposal on. (I had this happen. My late mother, when Alheimers was setting in, forgot how to turn on the disposal and told me it was "broken.")

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 04, 2025 08:09 AM (tT6L1)

84 > R's are craven cowards. If House GOP members thought they'd lose their seats over the BBB it would not have passed, because they know they don't have to fear the party, unlike Democrats.
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OTOH the GOP has figuratively "stepped up" and now, I think, don't believe they owe Trump anything further.

I expect GOP stupidity moving forward. Great stupidity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2025 08:10 AM (Q4IgG)

85 Coffee, bacon, eggs, fried potatoes and cantaloupe here. BIL is hitting the moonshine already but he did have some 'taters so there's that.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2025 08:10 AM (H7X8V)

86 Hey! Golda called me and asked to get engaged. No kidding. I would have said yes but Jill said not yet and took me to get some ice cream.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 04, 2025 08:10 AM (vFG9F)

87 73 Yep, that's a garbage disposal. I've seen 'em before, and that's what that is. That's a garbage disposal. I'd know it anywhere.
Posted by: The plumber at July 04, 2025 08:07 AM (XQo4F)

you forgot
thats $200

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:10 AM (gbOdA)

88 🇺🇸 HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! 🇺🇸

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2025 08:10 AM (NpAcC)

89
Yep, that's a garbage disposal. I've seen 'em before, and that's what that is. That's a garbage disposal. I'd know it anywhere.
Posted by: The plumber


Shoulda socked it as "AOC", just saying

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 04, 2025 08:10 AM (Tv15w)

90 "Conservatism is a poor name for the philosophy."


I just want to be left the fuck alone.

Not really interested in conserving anything.

Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 08:11 AM (fV+MH)

91 The current leader who best epitomizes the spirit of the Declaration of Independence is Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

Who can forget the stirring words of the Declaration... everyone else, send me money, my wife wants to go shopping again.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:11 AM (ExV1e)

92 Traditional Americanism.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 04, 2025 08:12 AM (LL6Kc)

93 On Thursday’s broadcast of CNN’s “AC360,” Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MadDog) stated that the Trump administration is engaging in “the criminalization of immigration law and the militarization of immigration law.”

hahahaha

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:12 AM (gbOdA)

94
Shoulda socked it as "AOC", just saying
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 04, 2025 08:10 AM (Tv15w)
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No need. She'll be hitting me hard, soon.

Posted by: The Wall at July 04, 2025 08:13 AM (tT6L1)

95 Rolex Ugly

https://tinyurl.com/5n7t4h4m

Posted by: jsg at July 04, 2025 08:13 AM (1l+t9)

96 84 > R's are craven cowards. If House GOP members thought they'd lose their seats over the BBB it would not have passed, because they know they don't have to fear the party, unlike Democrats.
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OTOH the GOP has figuratively "stepped up" and now, I think, don't believe they owe Trump anything further.

I expect GOP stupidity moving forward. Great stupidity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2025 08:10 AM (Q4IgG)

I expect the Senate to pass the 1st House recission bill. And I expect the House to pass 1 more before this budget year is over and the Senate to ignore that 2nd one...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2025 08:13 AM (tOcjL)

97 We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:13 AM (gbOdA)

98 Taters and moonshine, the breakfast of champions.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 04, 2025 08:14 AM (LL6Kc)

99 Just FYI...there's a button under the garbage disposal that can turn it on and off.
Posted by: eleven


The garbage disposal itself works fine but we suspect that it's clogged up. And when Liquid Plumr did not do the trick I figured it's time to get someone with better equipment to look at things.

My main challenge is herding several greyhounds upstairs to prevent them from helping.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2025 08:15 AM (7xrfc)

100 All Republicans, excluding Rep. Victoria Spartz of Indiana and Rep. Thomas Massie of Kentucky, voted for the bill, approving it by a 216-214 margin.

I thought it was some guy from Pennsylvania. And 218-214
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at July 04, 2025 08:02 AM (SfhV1)
********

It was Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick of Pennsylvania not Spartz.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2025 08:15 AM (NpAcC)

101 On Thursday’s broadcast of CNN’s “AC360,” Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MadDog) stated that the Trump administration is engaging in “the criminalization of immigration law and the militarization of immigration law.”

hahahaha
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:12 AM (gbOdA)
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I honestly had no idea Raskin was that stupid. But, I guess selective enforcement of laws is how Democrats like Raskin roll.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 04, 2025 08:15 AM (tT6L1)

102 I sure wish I was around today. I could do a new BBC show called "Jim'll Fix It And Rape You Too!".

Remember, Clunk Click Every Trip!

Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Savile at July 04, 2025 08:15 AM (R/m4+)

103 How many times can they return to this well? How many times can they be so wildly, completely wrong about everything and with almost zero lag time between alarum and reality?
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 04, 2025 07:47 AM (WHfpM)


Everything about Democrat politics, and MSM reporting, is designed to get you to turn your feelz up to 11 and turn your brain off. They go back to the same argument over and over again because it's a primed trigger point for their NPCs. People like my SIL will hear this, burst into tears, and frantically start writing checks to the DNC.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:16 AM (ExV1e)

104 Did you try the boil8ng water thing?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 04, 2025 08:16 AM (LL6Kc)

105 I just want to be left the fuck alone.

Not really interested in conserving anything.
Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 08:11 AM (fV+MH)

Never happen. The Curtain Peekers are watching everything you do.

Posted by: jsg at July 04, 2025 08:16 AM (1l+t9)

106 CNN analyst Paul Begala said Thursday on “Anderson Cooper 360” that the “Big, Beautiful Bill” was a “political death warrant” that will cause the Republican Party to lose the majority in the 2026 midterm elections.

Lose it to who? The Party that has enslaved, murdered and jailed tens of millions of people? The Party that has started wars all over the planet, regulated entire industries to death, the survivors resuming operations anywhere else on the planet, and has unleashed a crime wave of foreign criminals and terrorists greater than the world has ever seen?

The Party that is installing an Racist America Hating Communist to lead the largest American city - a city with greater population than 38 states?

The Party that gave us a zombie auto-pen, a dead economy, endless war in Ukraine/Russia and the highest inflation ever seen by most people?

Those people? Because some RINOs finally conceded to letting me keep some of my own hard earned/invested money?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 04, 2025 08:17 AM (a4flb)

107 Mornin’, All. Happy Independence Day!

Posted by: Bulg at July 04, 2025 08:17 AM (77rzZ)

108 Bye, Bye Emma Lazarus

It is a plaque about 2 sq ft.

PS It is the Statue of Liberty not the Welcome Wagon Lady.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:18 AM (gbOdA)

109 People like hitching their star to a winner.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 04, 2025 07:57 AM (tT6L1)


My sacred honor requires otherwise. -- Thomas Massie

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

110 I'm really starting to wonder if the Democrats have any idea how much the American people want the illegals deported.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 04, 2025 07:44 AM (qBdHI)

They don't really think about it or care. They NEED the illegals. The illegals are an indispensable franchise in their pursuit of power. That's all there is to it.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 04, 2025 07:50 AM (WHfpM)


Agreed. That's why we have some 50-80 million illegals in the U.S. They're a key factor in the Donk's pursuit of power. Get millions of illegals out of the country and Donk are going to have a much harder time at the ballot box.

When Pres. Trump was giving his speech in Iowa last night, he said something about the Democrats that I was certain that we'd hear the pearl-clutchers whining about: he said something to the effect, "They [Democrats] hate me. Well, I hate them too. I hate them because they hate America."

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 08:19 AM (pJWtt)

111 EPA employees who publicly signed letter opposing Trump’s agenda have now been put on leave

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LOL...well, good! These are the ones who said they were quietly, and with intent, working behind the scenes to thwart Trump's directives.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 04, 2025 08:20 AM (qBdHI)

112 Jeffries is tied to his NYC friend Jihadi Jihadi as Mayor. Even if Dems win house , it is a gift to Vance for 2028. They will impeach and look even more insane as it gets nowhere in Senate

Posted by: Jonah at July 04, 2025 08:20 AM (YCxFk)

113
YEAH, RIGHT: Joe Biden is claiming world leaders are calling him for advice, asking him to get engaged again 🤣
Posted by: Don Black


"I was just saying to Mitterrand the other day, ' I remember when Konrad Adenauer predicted that one day I'd be President of Europe.' And sonnavabitch, he was right!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 04, 2025 08:20 AM (Tv15w)

114 No Vacany Plaque for the Statue of Liberty.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 04, 2025 08:20 AM (LL6Kc)

115 Happy Independence Day, my fellow free radicals!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 04, 2025 08:20 AM (kpS4V)

116 ...reminiscent of LBJ or Reagan, both of whom engendered such personal and political loyalty within their parties, that they could muscle through historic success out of sheer goodwill.”

**********

Sheer goodwill? I thought LBJ by all accounts was a mean-spirited SOB, a smoke-filled back room, arm twisting, dirty tricks kind of party politician. Did I miss a re-branding?

Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2025 08:20 AM (poXs5)

117 It was Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick of Pennsylvania not Spartz.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2025 08:15 AM (NpAcC)

Brian FitzPatrick and Patrick FitzBrian.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:20 AM (gbOdA)

118 Beyond the merits I think it’s absolutely hilarious that pretty much everyone both friend and foe refers to the bill just passed as the BBB or the OBBB.

Trump is an absolute master of branding. Even the dummies calling it the big ugly bill fell into his branding trap. Cats chasing lasers

Love seeing those words from the DOI rhennigantx. Thx!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 04, 2025 08:21 AM (xT8gx)

119 Begala said Kamala would win a landslide, and Dems would hold Senate, and win House in October 24

Posted by: Jonah at July 04, 2025 08:21 AM (YCxFk)

120 Mornin' Horde and Happy Independence Day!

Trying to decide whether to go hiking or mow the yard today.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 04, 2025 08:21 AM (DnMuk)

121 LOL

"PRO TIP: Calling ICE is cheaper than calling a divorce attorney."

https://tinyurl.com/3bm32h4e

Posted by: jsg at July 04, 2025 08:21 AM (1l+t9)

122 Never happen. The Curtain Peekers are watching everything you do

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I read that as Curtain Peckers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 04, 2025 08:22 AM (qBdHI)

123 Welcome the the Plumbing and Appliance Repair Blog.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:22 AM (gbOdA)

124
Parade, pool party, and fireworks.

Pretty sure Antifa and Nokings critters will be scarce today.

Posted by: Auspex at July 04, 2025 08:22 AM (j4U/Z)

125 Fitzpatrick is fine. He is in a blue district. Trump knows this

Posted by: Jonah at July 04, 2025 08:22 AM (YCxFk)

126 "BIL is hitting the moonshine already but he did have some 'taters so there's that.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2025 08:10 AM"


You gotta start in the morning if you're gonna drink all day.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at July 04, 2025 08:22 AM (XQo4F)

127 Massie is getting roached here in KY. His political career is over. And he's nowhere near charismatic enough to hold down any job other than a door stop.

That asshole voted to raise my taxes and to keep the flood of criminal aliens into the country.

I'm so sick and tired of these damned Libertarians who will watch the country burn in socialist horror due to their Come-N-Go "Sacred Principles"™

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 04, 2025 08:22 AM (a4flb)

128 Massie is good friends with DeSantis ?

Posted by: Jonah at July 04, 2025 08:23 AM (YCxFk)

129 The controversy is due to Lefties moving goalposts back in the 1990s so that "African American" became synonymous with "black" as a racial descriptor. I distinctly remember back when I was a beat cop back when when we had a black female rookie that tried to get us to do that.

I told her that was stupid, we're just giving a general racial descriptor in our reports/citations. I asked her if a black person from Jamaica should be called an "African Jamaican"? Of course, the reply was that I was a racist. Whatevs, b!tch. She stuck around for a few more years before leaving (I suspect the city paid her to go away).
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 07:57 AM (pJWtt)


I recall the Winter Olympics, some years back, gleefully talking about some black woman, not from the US, who medaled.

"The first African American... of any country... to medal."

So stupid.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:23 AM (ExV1e)

130 Begala said Kamala would win a landslide, and Dems would hold Senate, and win House in October 24

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Yeah, sure. That's why the country has finally said we're on the right track, after having said just the opposite for years.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 04, 2025 08:23 AM (qBdHI)

131 “ In his name the nations will put their hope.””

Matthew 12:21

Posted by: Marcus T at July 04, 2025 08:23 AM (FwedH)

132 122 Never happen. The Curtain Peekers are watching everything you do

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I read that as Curtain Peckers.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 04, 2025 08:22 AM (qBdHI)

I laughed Lady. Good one!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 04, 2025 08:24 AM (xT8gx)

133
Dims 2026: Slavery Then, Slavery Now, Slavery Forever!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 04, 2025 08:24 AM (Tv15w)

134 ...identified the need for waterborne barriers ...

**********

Is it too much to hope they are referring to sharks? With frigging laser beams...?

Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2025 08:24 AM (poXs5)

135 Buoys?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 04, 2025 08:25 AM (LL6Kc)

136 Sorry Jonah, my comment was stupid. I didn't look at the year you referenced! I thought it was a current statement he made. My bad.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 04, 2025 08:25 AM (qBdHI)

137 It's nice the BBB got passed and all but in the end it really won't matter much. The federal government is broke as broke ass.

Posted by: The National Debt at July 04, 2025 08:25 AM (R/m4+)

138 AM Greatness works for me, hence why I linked it as I was able to access it?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2025 08:02 AM (x0n13)


I still get the "this domain is expired and for sale" page. I've tried clearing my cache, different browsers, no dice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:25 AM (ExV1e)

139 Today's New York Post Cover:

https://tinyurl.com/4ck2jvkj

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2025 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

140 This Trump guy has done pretty well for himself.
Just last year he was working the McDonald's drive thru.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2025 08:26 AM (XQo4F)

141 There's an audio clip somewhere of LBJ ordering trousers from Mr. Haggar and complaining about the crotch seam binding against his balls. It's amusing.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 04, 2025 08:27 AM (WHfpM)

142 Home today and now waiting for a plumber to show up to look at our garbage disposal.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2025 08:04 AM (7xrfc)


That's gonna be an expensive plumber visit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

143 Early reports suggest train passengers ended the attack by taking on the Syrian, with one managing to grab away one of his weapons and use it against him. Now in custody, the migrant is reported to be seriously injured.

Gooder and Harderer

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:27 AM (gbOdA)

144 Just FYI...there's a button under the garbage disposal that can turn it on and off.
Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 08:07 AM (fV+MH)


And there should be a spot for an allen key to manually turn it if it's bound.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:28 AM (ExV1e)

145 Is it too much to hope they are referring to sharks? With frigging laser beams...?
Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2025 08:24 AM (poXs5)

how bout gators with hoof and mouth disease.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:29 AM (gbOdA)

146 127. Agree. Use to be so angry when Jon Tester would win those Senate Races in Montana, due to idiot Liberterians taking 5% of the vote

Posted by: Jonah at July 04, 2025 08:29 AM (YCxFk)

147 The spending bill might have gotten us a lot of good things, but I will stick to my assessment that it is a shit sandwich fed to us by the Senate.

One good thing it has done is identified our enemies within the Republican party.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 04, 2025 08:30 AM (L5An7)

148 Take a look:

RepairClinic dot com

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2025 08:30 AM (XQo4F)

149 133
Dims 2026: Slavery Then, Slavery Now, Slavery Forever!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 04, 2025 08:24 AM (Tv15w)

That Car Wash dude speech about needing illegals would have also worked in Atlanta GA around 1858.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:30 AM (gbOdA)

150 I recall the Winter Olympics, some years back, gleefully talking about some black woman, not from the US, who medaled.

"The first African American... of any country... to medal."

So stupid.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:23 AM (ExV1e)


Commies always try to twist language to cause confusion and resentment. One of the keys to resisting Commies is to not accept their premises.

The failure of the "people of color" label to resonate with intended audience (black and brown people) is because they look at each other and think, we have nothing in common.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 08:30 AM (pJWtt)

151 136. No Lady, you were right. He is saying 40 seats in 26, but i just pointed out his predictions are always awful

Posted by: Jonah at July 04, 2025 08:31 AM (YCxFk)

152 Just FYI...there's a button under the garbage disposal that can turn it on and off.
Posted by: eleven

Did anyone test the hydrocoptic marzlevanes?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2025 08:31 AM (H7X8V)

153 Being able to Jiggle the Handle was considered skilled labor in my family.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:32 AM (gbOdA)

154 147 The spending bill might have gotten us a lot of good things, but I will stick to my assessment that it is a shit sandwich fed to us by the Senate.

One good thing it has done is identified our enemies within the Republican party.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 04, 2025 08:30 AM (L5An7)


Yes, as we discussed. I concur. But, expensive as it is, at least a few good things and a political victory. We shall see where it gets us and the MAGA movement down the road.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2025 08:32 AM (x0n13)

155 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Posted by: runner at July 04, 2025 08:33 AM (g47mK)

156 I expect the Senate to pass the 1st House recission bill. And I expect the House to pass 1 more before this budget year is over and the Senate to ignore that 2nd one...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2025 08:13 AM (tOcjL)


If only we had a President who'd comment on that. Or even, possibly, a really rich guy with some free time on his hands who had previously bitched about not enough of DOGE's work ratified in the BBB.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:33 AM (ExV1e)

157
This Trump guy has done pretty well for himself.
Just last year he was working the McDonald's drive thru.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty


One year ago PDJT was nine days away from getting shot ...

... because the Secret Service put their A team on covering Lady MacBiden's foray to Pittsburgh.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 04, 2025 08:33 AM (Tv15w)

158 Moonlight feels right.

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2025 08:33 AM (jgmnb)

159 Today....I am going to read the BBB!!

*kidding !

Posted by: runner at July 04, 2025 08:34 AM (g47mK)

160 I see your problem. It's yer gweebo disk. New one will run you $225.

Posted by: Plumber with excessively large exposed butt crack at July 04, 2025 08:34 AM (XQo4F)

161 Greater Manchester Police Investigating 1,000 Child Rape Grooming Gang Suspects, Identify 714 Victims

Somewhere in Manchester there are 4 old white women having tea and wondering why the police are not going after the real criminals.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:34 AM (gbOdA)

162 It's so much better when we win.

We should do it more often.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2025 08:34 AM (viF8m)

163 🪠

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 04, 2025 08:34 AM (LL6Kc)

164 One year ago PDJT was nine days away from getting shot ...

... because the Secret Service put their A team on covering Lady MacBiden's foray to Pittsburgh.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 04, 2025 08:33 AM (Tv15w)

And we still have no fucking clue on why and what happened.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:34 AM (gbOdA)

165 Good morning, horde. Happy Independence Day!

I hope Pres. Trump takes up the cause of leaving the UN and kicking them the hell outa here.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 04, 2025 08:35 AM (h7ZuX)

166 Did you try the boil8ng water thing?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 04, 2025 08:16 AM (LL6Kc)


You can unblock a pipe by inserting an M80 and setting it off.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:35 AM (ExV1e)

167 But, expensive as it is, at least a few good things and a political victory. We shall see where it gets us and the MAGA movement down the road.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2025 08:32 AM (x0n13)
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Happy birthday, America!

Here's hoping Musk is wrong.

Off to enjoy stove-top brewed Columbian and a cheese danish. Then to the pool!

שבת שלום ומבורך from northern Israel.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 04, 2025 08:35 AM (ZvVgj)

168 Full Metal Jacket snark.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at July 04, 2025 08:36 AM (EyfuW)

169 *162 It's so much better when we win.

We should do it more often.*

Have CAFE standards been eliminated?

Is Fauci in jail?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2025 08:37 AM (XQo4F)

170 ...ended the attack by taking on the Syrian, with one managing to grab away one of his weapons and use it against him. Now in custody, the migrant is reported to be seriously injured.

***********

I hope they used his ax to disarm him.

Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2025 08:37 AM (poXs5)

171 Trump also nominated a couple more excellent Appeals Court judges the other night for the First and Ninth courts

Posted by: Jonah at July 04, 2025 08:37 AM (YCxFk)

172 Massie is good friends with DeSantis ?
Posted by: Jonah at July 04, 2025 08:23 AM (YCxFk)


What's that got to do with the price of tea in Kentucky?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:38 AM (ExV1e)

173 He stopped using his weapon too soon.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 04, 2025 08:38 AM (LL6Kc)

174 No, y'all wrong. think for a minute, 100% of the cost of manufacturing in the US can be deducted. Border security out the wazoo. Which means deportations of all the scum that's beed hiding in this country at least since 2008. Which means a lot of $$ for people who belong here. No tax on SS, tips and overtime - which is important for regular folk, see ? it's all good.

Posted by: runner at July 04, 2025 08:39 AM (g47mK)

175 160 I see your problem. It's yer gweebo disk. New one will run you $225.
Posted by: Plumber with excessively large exposed butt crack at July 04, 2025 08:34 AM (XQo4F)
Upper or lower gweebo disk?

Posted by: Eromero at July 04, 2025 08:39 AM (jgmnb)

176
Looking out over the back acreage. Nothing but bodies of those killed by the BBB. The buzzards are having a field day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2025 08:40 AM (/HVsR)

177 I am hoping Elon will cool off, now that the bill has passed. He was great in 2024, and I am grateful. Trump should help him with Space X to smooth things over

Posted by: Jonah at July 04, 2025 08:40 AM (YCxFk)

178 - Mars isn't dry

You know, it doesn't take much of a search...
Try - NASA Mars dry ice

Posted by: TeeJ at July 04, 2025 08:40 AM (5/wly)

179 And of course billions on defense - the right buckets, like "the dome", which will make the US impervious to wankers like NorKoms, China, and the rest. So we can conduct our foreign policy without regard for wankers like the NorKo.

Posted by: runner at July 04, 2025 08:40 AM (g47mK)

180 In her video and subsequent posts, she painted a picture of an America on the brink of collapse, insisting that “17 million people will lose their healthcare,” “kids will go hungry,” and this was the “biggest transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich.” According to Omar, this is a “bad day in America.” If you didn’t know better, you’d think the apocalypse had arrived.

The poor by definition have zero or negative wealth.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:40 AM (gbOdA)

181 I hope they used his ax to disarm him.
Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2025 08:37 AM (poXs5)

glares

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 04, 2025 08:41 AM (0eaVi)

182 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ and the United States

England is not only gone, it is lost.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2025 08:41 AM (RIvkX)

183 Everything about Democrat politics, and MSM reporting, is designed to get you to turn your feelz up to 11 and turn your brain off. They go back to the same argument over and over again because it's a primed trigger point for their NPCs. People like my SIL will hear this, burst into tears, and frantically start writing checks to the DNC.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:16 AM (ExV1e)


Mrs. Cop's one Lefty moonbat sister is that way. I overheard a recent phone call (topic was to be an invitation to their Step-Mother's 84th birthday party) where Lefty moonbat SIL goes off topic and starts getting spun-up about Haitians loosing their Temporary Protected Status.

I'm thinking, you've gotten bigger problems closer to home: one great-grandson is battling cancer as an infant, and a grandson in his 20s is claiming to be transgender. I asked Mrs. Cop about that later, and she said her sister just says, "Not my problem" when referring to family members.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 08:41 AM (pJWtt)

184 >>Have CAFE standards been eliminated?

>>Is Fauci in jail?

No.

And you have someting in your teeth.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2025 08:41 AM (viF8m)

185 I hope they used his ax to disarm him.
Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2025 08:37 AM (poXs5)

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:42 AM (gbOdA)

186 I have it on goid authority that nothing from nothing leaves nothing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 04, 2025 08:42 AM (LL6Kc)

187 Good morning, horde. Happy Independence Day!
I hope Pres. Trump takes up the cause of leaving the UN and kicking them the hell outa here.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 04, 2025 08:35 AM (h7ZuX)

I hope he zaps them all and turn them into little piles of salt like in that old "Batman" movie. One minute the savages are arguing and jumping around in the UN and the next just little piles of different colored salt on the ground.

Posted by: Commissioner Gordon at July 04, 2025 08:42 AM (R/m4+)

188 172 Massie is good friends with DeSantis ?
Posted by: Jonah at July 04, 2025 08:23 AM (YCxFk)

What's that got to do with the price of tea in Kentucky?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:38 AM (ExV1e)

Exactly. Folks are friends across political lines...doesn't make Massie less of a Trump traitor...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2025 08:42 AM (tOcjL)

189 *Upper or lower gweebo disk?*

Upper. But I think I've got one on the truck. Should take about an hour.

Posted by: Plumber straight out of a Duluth Trading ad at July 04, 2025 08:42 AM (XQo4F)

190 California had to be shown that they are not their own country.

Majority of good jobs in that state are Fed Paychecks, due to the military etc...

Posted by: Jonah at July 04, 2025 08:42 AM (YCxFk)

191 New photo of 'blue jet' atmospheric phenomenon. Very pretty.
https://tinyurl.com/mryk5svk

Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at July 04, 2025 08:42 AM (xYXPm)

192 Yes, as we discussed. I concur. But, expensive as it is, at least a few good things and a political victory. We shall see where it gets us and the MAGA movement down the road.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2025 08:32 AM (x0n13)


Probably most importantly, it opens the path for rescission bills. Now, as many people have said, none of us expects a whole lot to come from that but the BBB removed an obstacle that the Congress-scum could say was preventing them from cutting spending.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:43 AM (ExV1e)

193 I think 'the Fourth Of July' was excellent accidental branding. It has a nice ring to it, just rolls off the tongue. Imagine asking your friends if they have any special Seventeenth Of January plans.

Fireworks on a cold January night would have sucked. No pool parties. You'd freeze your butt off grilling outside. I don't know where I'm going with this.

Posted by: Don Black at July 04, 2025 08:43 AM (AOsQT)

194
Looking out over the back acreage. Nothing but bodies of those killed by the BBB. The buzzards are having a field day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Crimminy, we haven't come even close to burying all those bodies of folks killed by failing to pass net neutrality yet!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 04, 2025 08:43 AM (Tv15w)

195 Doesn't all that Martian ice contain Turbidium ? Digging into it could cause a planetwide meltdown

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 04, 2025 08:43 AM (2G3gH)

196 You can unblock a pipe by inserting an M80 and setting it off.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:35 AM (ExV1e)

M80 M81 whatever it takes

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:43 AM (gbOdA)

197 120 Hi, SiD, Happy Independence Day.

Definitely go hiking.

Posted by: Bulg at July 04, 2025 08:44 AM (77rzZ)

198 I think it's going to rain...eh

Posted by: runner at July 04, 2025 08:44 AM (g47mK)

199 I see your problem. It's yer gweebo disk. New one will run you $225.
Posted by: Plumber with excessively large exposed butt crack at July 04, 2025 08:34 AM (XQo4F)


Rookie. I'd snake the drain, charge $300 base, and double it for coming out on a holiday. -- tech school graduate

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:44 AM (ExV1e)

200 Touche guys. Massie and DeSantis thing is irrelevant

Posted by: Jonah at July 04, 2025 08:44 AM (YCxFk)

201 Exactly. Folks are friends across political lines...doesn't make Massie less of a Trump traitor...

During a Tucker Carlson interview, Massie was sporting a shit eating grin while bragging about his moral flexibility using intellectual luminaries such as AOC as an example of folks he has worked in partnership with on some issues.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 04, 2025 08:46 AM (a4flb)

202 >>I think 'the Fourth Of July' was excellent accidental branding.

wut?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2025 08:46 AM (viF8m)

203 They should use a EMP bomb above Tehran.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at July 04, 2025 08:46 AM (EyfuW)

204 Mars isn't dry

You know, it doesn't take much of a search...
Try - NASA Mars dry ice
Posted by: TeeJ at July 04, 2025 08:40 AM (5/wly)


In fairness, dry ice is dry. It's in the name.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:46 AM (ExV1e)

205 This is heartbreaking.
I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Anyone responsible for mutilating this disabled woman to serve their twisted agenda should be in jail.

https://tinyurl.com/4xs8694a

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2025 08:47 AM (NpAcC)

206 Goodbye Bluesky goodbye.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 04, 2025 08:47 AM (LL6Kc)

207 Bill is not perfect, but there has been no will by the Republicans to reduce spending since Newt in 1995.

Congress is all self interest and pork. Until we get term limits, and make the House 4 year terms instead of 2, jackshit is going to change

Posted by: Jonah at July 04, 2025 08:47 AM (YCxFk)

208 >wut?

Posted by: JackStraw
---

I know right?

Posted by: Don Black at July 04, 2025 08:48 AM (AOsQT)

209 I asked Mrs. Cop about that later, and she said her sister just says, "Not my problem" when referring to family members.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 08:41 AM (pJWtt)


I'm far too busy emoting over people who wouldn't give a shit about me even if they knew me to concern myself with minutia about the health of people to whom I'm related. -- Cop's SIL

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:49 AM (ExV1e)

210 I now know that USAID is kaput. Saw on TV at a local bar the other day of some fat broodmare on the local news complaining her local "HeadStart" place is closing due to lack of funds. A small tear of happiness and joy rolled down my cheek as the fat welfare cow rambled on and on about "What About The Chirruns?" There is always prison, bitch!

Posted by: No More Mr.Nice Guy at July 04, 2025 08:49 AM (R/m4+)

211 *204 Mars isn't dry*

In fact, it's cold as hell.

Posted by: Sir Elton John at July 04, 2025 08:50 AM (XQo4F)

212 That sidebared, yacht rock adjacent song by Night Ranger, Feel It Again, I have the feeling that it's been in the soundtrack for some movie. It feels like a John Hughes insert, but maybe not, something of that era though. Probably just a hallucination.

Good morning everyone.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 04, 2025 08:50 AM (cduTK)

213 "HeadStart" place is closing due to lack of funds. "

Oh no. How will she/it sleep in?

Posted by: man at July 04, 2025 08:51 AM (tubbA)

214 I used to rebuild gweebo disks for my truck, back in the day. That was man's work, that was.

Posted by: Tim Walz at July 04, 2025 08:51 AM (PiwSw)

215
I think 'the Fourth Of July' was excellent accidental branding.

"The Glorious Fourth" sounds better, I think.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2025 08:51 AM (/HVsR)

216 Fireworks on a cold January night would have sucked. No pool parties. You'd freeze your butt off grilling outside. I don't know where I'm going with this.
Posted by: Don Black at July 04, 2025 08:43 AM (AOsQT)

If it’s a typical moron thread we’ll end up at bewbs. I can hope anyway…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 04, 2025 08:51 AM (xT8gx)

217 I asked Mrs. Cop about that later, and she said her sister just says, "Not my problem" when referring to family members.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 08:41 AM (pJWtt)

Ah...that is the progressive movement writ small!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 04, 2025 08:51 AM (L5An7)

218 Is this about us?

Posted by: Fat broodmares at July 04, 2025 08:52 AM (XQo4F)

219 Spending might not be a big issues, if we can afford it ! And the BBB might be able to give us that. We will just make more money ! Increase the GDP ! see how that works?

Posted by: runner at July 04, 2025 08:52 AM (g47mK)

220 Marco Rubio has positioned himself to be the first latino on a National ticket

Posted by: Jonah at July 04, 2025 08:52 AM (YCxFk)

221 So too were the legions of cold, hungry, bleeding men in Washington’s army who crossed the icy Delaware River on Christmas night, 1776. They marched barefoot through the snow to launch a surprise attack on a Hessian outpost in Trenton. Some died before the battle even began. But the rest fought, and they won.

Dont fuck with people that will cross a semi frozen river in a blizzard to kill you on Christmas Morning.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 08:52 AM (gbOdA)

222 There is regular order for the first time in forever. This is the first budget of PDT'S term. I don't see anything but more light at the end of the tunnel.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2025 08:52 AM (HFcKg)

223 Marco Rubio has positioned himself to be the first latino on a National ticket

Posted by: Jonah at July 04, 2025 08:52 AM (YCxFk)


He has impressed me.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at July 04, 2025 08:53 AM (SfhV1)

224 I asked Mrs. Cop about that later, and she said her sister just says, "Not my problem" when referring to family members.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 08:41 AM (pJWtt)

I'm far too busy emoting over people who wouldn't give a shit about me even if they knew me to concern myself with minutia about the health of people to whom I'm related. -- Cop's SIL
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:49 AM (ExV1e)


Yup, pretty much. In all seriousness, my Lefty SIL is mentally ill. She was having problems before, but COVID broke her and now she's a recluse.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 08:53 AM (pJWtt)

225 If it’s a typical moron thread we’ll end up at bewbs. I can hope anyway…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 04, 2025 08:51 AM (xT8gx)

https://is.gd/8gGb4x

NSFW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 04, 2025 08:53 AM (L5An7)

226 https://tinyurl.com/4xs8694a
Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2025 08:47 AM (NpAcC)


I get "this page doesn't exist".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:53 AM (ExV1e)

227 we'll have the largest GDP on planet Earth and Mars! we are the "hottest" country right now (as as oft repeated by DJT)

Posted by: runner at July 04, 2025 08:53 AM (g47mK)

228 Cop, that’s just like the character of Mrs. Jellyby in Dickens’ Bleak House.

Posted by: Bulg at July 04, 2025 08:53 AM (77rzZ)

229 There are no bewbs on Mars.

Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 08:53 AM (fV+MH)

230 The intertoobes inform me that Feel It Again was in the soundtrack for Boogie Nights but I've never seen that movie, looks depressing. I was thinking like Uncle Buck or something. Oh well.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 04, 2025 08:54 AM (cduTK)

231 Mars needs bewbs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 04, 2025 08:54 AM (LL6Kc)

232
I'm thinking, you've gotten bigger problems closer to home: one great-grandson is battling cancer as an infant, and a grandson in his 20s is claiming to be transgender. I asked Mrs. Cop about that later, and she said her sister just says, "Not my problem" when referring to family members.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 08:41 AM (pJWtt)


I'm becoming a believer in Subsidiarity. Why are you setting your hair on fire about things over which you have little control when you have a home and family to take care of?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2025 08:55 AM (/HVsR)

233 it never fails, every conversation inevitably turns to bewbs

Posted by: runner at July 04, 2025 08:55 AM (g47mK)

234 I'm far too busy emoting over people who wouldn't give a shit about me even if they knew me to concern myself with minutia about the health of people to whom I'm related. -- Cop's SIL
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:49 AM (ExV1e)


Like that Three Dog Night song.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at July 04, 2025 08:55 AM (SfhV1)

235 Bill is not perfect, but there has been no will by the Republicans to reduce spending since Newt in 1995.

Congress is all self interest and pork. Until we get term limits, and make the House 4 year terms instead of 2, jackshit is going to change
Posted by: Jonah at July 04, 2025 08:47 AM (YCxFk)


The question is, and I assume the Congress-scum soil themselves over this, how much did the DOGE discoveries change the determination of the American people to cut spending regardless of what actual politicians think.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:55 AM (ExV1e)

236
I'm thinking, you've gotten bigger problems closer to home: one great-grandson is battling cancer as an infant, and a grandson in his 20s is claiming to be transgender. I asked Mrs. Cop about that later, and she said her sister just says, "Not my problem" when referring to family members.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer


She has a MUCH bigger heart, donchano?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 04, 2025 08:55 AM (Tv15w)

237 Beware the Ides of July.

Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 08:55 AM (fV+MH)

238 - "It's in the name."

It's also what NASA says those polar ice caps are made up of.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 04, 2025 08:56 AM (5/wly)

239 That's gonna be an expensive plumber visit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


I can handle it. My mindset with problems like this is as follows:
How much will this cost?
How long will it take me?
How much do I make?

Posted by: NR Pax at July 04, 2025 08:56 AM (7xrfc)

240 There are no bewbs on Mars.
Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 08:53 AM (fV+MH)
----
What? The movie Total Recall assured me there's at least three...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 04, 2025 08:56 AM (IBQGV)

241 BOOBS!

Posted by: Bulg at July 04, 2025 08:56 AM (77rzZ)

242
it never fails, every conversation inevitably turns to bewbs
Posted by: runner at July 04, 2025 08:55 AM (g47mK)


They are Our Most Precious Natural Resource.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2025 08:56 AM (/HVsR)

243 >>> https://is.gd/8gGb4x

NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 04, 2025 08:53 AM (L5An7)


She is obviously from an advanced 1st world nation that enjoys the modern science of air conditioning.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 04, 2025 08:56 AM (cduTK)

244 https://is.gd/8gGb4x

NSFW
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 04, 2025 08:53 AM (L5An7)

Happy 4th indeed CBD!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 04, 2025 08:57 AM (xT8gx)

245 So once the BBB is signed into law and the republic is formally destroyed, will the Democrats go home?

What's your encore for the day after the end of the world as we know it?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2025 08:57 AM (ZOv7s)

246 I can’t believe the dragged Paul Begala out to whine about this. Out of all of Clinton’s toadies, I always despised him the most, even more than Carville. Begala has been spewing the exact same shit in public for over 30 years now, and he is ALWAYS wrong. He takes a slimy, smarmy perverse delight in being absolutely wrong.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2025 08:57 AM (0DdMG)

247 231 Mars needs bewbs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 04, 2025 08:54 AM


You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 04, 2025 08:57 AM (XQo4F)

248 "I'm becoming a believer in Subsidiarity."

Opposed. End all subsidies, say I.

Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at July 04, 2025 08:57 AM (xYXPm)

249

_ - > HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY - Year 249 - 1776

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2025 08:57 AM (MJMyx)

250 There is regular order for the first time in forever. This is the first budget of PDT'S term. I don't see anything but more light at the end of the tunnel.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2025 08:52 AM (HFcKg)

Excellent point. The next 3 years should be exciting to watch.

Posted by: Spending Cuts Please at July 04, 2025 08:58 AM (R/m4+)

251 246 I can’t believe the dragged Paul Begala out to whine about this. Out of all of Clinton’s toadies, I always despised him the most, even more than Carville. Begala has been spewing the exact same shit in public for over 30 years now, and he is ALWAYS wrong. He takes a slimy, smarmy perverse delight in being absolutely wrong.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2025 08:57 AM (0DdMG)


See also: Ellis Henican.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2025 08:58 AM (PiwSw)

252 I just learned that Larry Ellison, tech titan and friend of Trump, is acquiring a controlling interest in CBS. Interesting.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 04, 2025 08:59 AM (WHfpM)

253 Happy In Depends Day, Joe and Jill!!!

Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2025 08:59 AM (poXs5)

254 A few years ago. Al and I were kicking back and I told him "Al, I've got an idea for a song, Let me teach you how to sing. And you need a new suit."

He did ok.

https://tinyurl.com/pn6y8pdc

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2025 08:59 AM (viF8m)

255 Spending might not be a big issues, if we can afford it !

Except that DOGE demonstrated that a fuckload of spending is going for absolutely asinine things, assuming it isn't going to outright fraud.

People might like wasting their own money but it starts to piss them off when someone else wastes it... it's even worse given that the yoots are of the opinion that TPTB are arranging things to keep them permanently down.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:59 AM (ExV1e)

256 >I can’t believe the dragged Paul Begala out to whine about this. Out of all of Clinton’s toadies, I always despised him the most,
----

Rush Limbaugh (pbuh) called him 'the Forehead'

Posted by: Don Black at July 04, 2025 08:59 AM (AOsQT)

257 ♪ ♫ Happy days are here again
The skies above are clear again
Let us sing a song of cheer again
Happy days are here again! ♪ ♫

Happy Birthday America!!!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 04, 2025 08:59 AM (3ImbR)

258 >>> There are no bewbs on Mars.
Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 08:53 AM (fV+MH)


There . are . THREE . BOOBS !

Posted by: Jean-Luc at July 04, 2025 08:59 AM (cduTK)

259 According to Omar, this is a “bad day in America.” If you didn’t know better, you’d think the apocalypse had arrived.

Then go back to Somalia and leave the millions you grifted out of this country behind.

Better yet, the reason why there is no money for your never ending wealth transfer between the Producers to the Takers (where Government is the senior partner in the plundering) is that you put 40 million illegal aliens, not only in the front of the line, but gave them maximum benefits.

There is no money left - you gave it to your Somalian terrorist kin.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 04, 2025 09:00 AM (a4flb)

260
I thought gweebo was the compound used to fill in dents in auto body shops.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 04, 2025 09:00 AM (Tv15w)

261 https://x.com/alx/status/1941014673257910680

Deport them all numbers.

Marquette 64%

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 09:01 AM (gbOdA)

262 246 I can’t believe the dragged Paul Begala out to whine about this.
+++
Rush used to refer to him as The Forehead.

I miss Rush.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2025 09:01 AM (XQo4F)

263 I can’t believe the dragged Paul Begala out to whine about this. Out of all of Clinton’s toadies, I always despised him the most, even more than Carville. Begala has been spewing the exact same shit in public for over 30 years now, and he is ALWAYS wrong. He takes a slimy, smarmy perverse delight in being absolutely wrong.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2025 08:57 AM (0DdMG)

I was once on one of those people movers at Dulles airport in the 90s. I looked up and who should be right next to me but Paul Begala… it took all my willpower not to punch him right in the nose. Just gave him a little stink eye

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 04, 2025 09:01 AM (xT8gx)

264 Isn't Gweebo the guy Han shot first?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 04, 2025 09:01 AM (LL6Kc)

265 Yup, pretty much. In all seriousness, my Lefty SIL is mentally ill. She was having problems before, but COVID broke her and now she's a recluse.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 08:53 AM (pJWtt)
---
I am blessed to have extended family that are welcoming, loving and generally apolitical. Yesterday I got back from an overnight visit to their home on a northern Michigan lake. Idyllic does not even begin to describe it. Hanging out with extended cousins, my aunt and uncle and letting everyone play with my grandkids (who loved the attention) was pretty cool, but the best part was convincing my father to come with me and see everyone for the first time since Covid.

He's a reserved guy, but I could tell he was having blast.

He's a liberal, and my uncle trolled him by having Fox on in the morning, but he didn't take the bait and everyone had a great time.

Very Norman Rockwell kind of setup, too - guys talking about guns and finances in the living room, the women chatting on the porch, kids running around the yard.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2025 09:01 AM (ZOv7s)

266
So what do people like Hakeem and AOC do on Independence Day?

Posted by: Don Black at July 04, 2025 09:01 AM (AOsQT)

267 Horde mind. It's a beautiful thing.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 04, 2025 09:02 AM (XQo4F)

268 "I thought gweebo was the compound used to fill in dents in auto body shops."

That pink gel we used to wash up with, after a shift in the machine shop.

Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at July 04, 2025 09:02 AM (xYXPm)

269 Greater Manchester Police Investigating 1,000 Child Rape Grooming Gang Suspects, Identify 714 Victims

-

So they can prosecute the victims, or just prosecute those who point out the ethnicity and religion of the perpetrators?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 04, 2025 09:02 AM (Vfq+S)

270 See also: Ellis Henican.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2025 08:58 AM (PiwSw)
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Yes! What a mewling idiot. Can't stand to listen to him and I change the channel whenever I see him.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 04, 2025 09:02 AM (3ImbR)

271 So what do people like Hakeem and AOC do on Independence Day?

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That is not important. What is important is what people like us do on Independence Day !

Posted by: runner at July 04, 2025 09:02 AM (g47mK)

272 Summer between Soph and Jr year I worked in the gweeb mines.

It was tough work and the water boys came on 2x each shift.
But we ate real mans lunch on 2 cans of beanie weanies and 4 slices of Wonder bread.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 09:03 AM (gbOdA)

273 I have used Head Start for years as an exemplar par excellence of government programs that are proven not to work, yet continue anyway.

Ask Heritage, Ask Brookings, Ask Cato.

We have condemned generations of poor children to intentional failure to make other people get rich.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2025 09:03 AM (RIvkX)

274 Gonna give props where they are due.

Mike Johnson in the right speaker for Trump and this House. Everything Trump has asked him to get done (which, admittedly, is not a lot...but see no votes to spare), he's gotten done so far...messy, convoluted, and tons of time wasted...but done. Which is better than every speaker since Newt...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 04, 2025 09:03 AM (tOcjL)

275 CNN analyst Paul Begala said Thursday on “Anderson Cooper 360” that the “Big, Beautiful Bill” was a “political death warrant” that will cause the Republican Party to lose the majority in the 2026 midterm elections.

... we had already seen the Democrats painting Medicaid as being destroyed, so logically, the Republicans need to get out in front of this meme

Posted by: SMOD at July 04, 2025 09:03 AM (GITLP)

276 So they can prosecute the victims, or just prosecute those who point out the ethnicity and religion of the perpetrators?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 04, 2025 09:02 AM (Vfq+S)

Shoot innocent bystanders and bayoneted the wounded.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 04, 2025 09:03 AM (gbOdA)

277 I still like that Independence Day movie with Will Smith from 1996

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 04, 2025 09:04 AM (xT8gx)

278 So what do people like Hakeem and AOC do on Independence Day?
Posted by: Don Black at July 04, 2025 09:01 AM (AOsQT)


Stick pins in their USA voodoo dolls.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 09:04 AM (ExV1e)

279 The bloodiest forth of July.
That's not our blood but it is now.

Posted by: Dreamingrobot at July 04, 2025 09:04 AM (EyfuW)

280 I'm thinking, you've gotten bigger problems closer to home: one great-grandson is battling cancer as an infant, and a grandson in his 20s is claiming to be transgender. I asked Mrs. Cop about that later, and she said her sister just says, "Not my problem" when referring to family members.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 08:41 AM (pJWtt)

I'm becoming a believer in Subsidiarity. Why are you setting your hair on fire about things over which you have little control when you have a home and family to take care of?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 04, 2025 08:55 AM (/HVsR)


It is a puzzlement seeing Leftists getting distraught over things which they cannot control. Why they then ignore suffering in front of them mystifies me.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 09:04 AM (pJWtt)

281 I guess boobs don't imply a count 2, 3, just more than 1. There should be a word that is of a singular noun form but refers to a collection of boobs like the words for packs of animals, flock, pod, gaggle. I feel very strongly about this and someone in the lexicon industry should do something about it.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 04, 2025 09:04 AM (cduTK)

282 Boobs , Ok

Men with nice firm asses.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2025 09:05 AM (HFcKg)

283 There is regular order for the first time in forever. This is the first budget of PDT'S term. I don't see anything but more light at the end of the tunnel.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2025 08:52 AM (HFcKg)

Excellent point. The next 3 years should be exciting to watch.
Posted by: Spending Cuts Please at July 04, 2025 08:58 AM (R/m4+)
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It's no coincidence that the last time we balanced a budget was under the old system, which Dubya and his GOP buddies abandoned because "wartime."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2025 09:05 AM (ZOv7s)

284 The question is, and I assume the Congress-scum soil themselves over this, how much did the DOGE discoveries change the determination of the American people to cut spending regardless of what actual politicians think.

Considering the vast majority of people get their information from TikTok and Instagram, that most people can't formulate an original idea, that half the people "think" using images and emotions, that Mimetic Theory is a thing, the answer is, as always, what was the saturation like on those mediums and was the rhetoric high on the emotional triggering scale?

Those two things have potential proxies to get an objective answer to the question.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 04, 2025 09:06 AM (a4flb)

285 I guess boobs don't imply a count 2, 3, just more than 1. There should be a word that is of a singular noun form but refers to a collection of boobs like the words for packs of animals, flock, pod, gaggle. I feel very strongly about this and someone in the lexicon industry should do something about it.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 04, 2025 09:04 AM (cduTK)
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A groping of boobs?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2025 09:06 AM (ZOv7s)

286 I have used Head Start for years as an exemplar par excellence of government programs that are proven not to work, yet continue anyway.

Ask Heritage, Ask Brookings, Ask Cato.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

My lovely wife, a career special ed teacher and administrator, was also of the same opinion - Head Start only wastes $$ and has no long term benefit for the kids.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2025 09:06 AM (H7X8V)

287 >>> I still like that Independence Day movie with Will Smith from 1996
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 04, 2025 09:04 AM (xT8gx)


There's some dude on the twitters that has been live blogging the alien attack and a bunch of chuckleheads freak out about it, or try to community note it.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 04, 2025 09:06 AM (cduTK)

288 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

Happy Independence Day, USA!

Have a Happy 4th of July, Horde!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 04, 2025 09:07 AM (NFX2v)

289 I guess boobs don't imply a count 2, 3, just more than 1. There should be a word that is of a singular noun form but refers to a collection of boobs like the words for packs of animals, flock, pod, gaggle. I feel very strongly about this and someone in the lexicon industry should do something about it.

Harem of Bewbs?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 04, 2025 09:07 AM (a4flb)

290 There are no bewbs on Mars.
Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 08:53 AM (fV+MH)
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There . are . THREE . BOOBS !
Posted by: Jean-Luc at July 04, 2025


***
Though, personally, my favorite two were Beverly's.

Posted by: Jean-Luc at July 04, 2025 09:08 AM (omVj0)

291 We hold these 'tudes to be self evident...

Posted by: eleven at July 04, 2025 09:08 AM (fV+MH)

292 I guess boobs don't imply a count 2, 3, just more than 1. There should be a word that is of a singular noun form but refers to a collection of boobs like the words for packs of animals, flock, pod, gaggle. I feel very strongly about this and someone in the lexicon industry should do something about it.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 04, 2025
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A groping of boobs?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2025


***
A set.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 04, 2025 09:08 AM (omVj0)

293 So what do people like Hakeem and AOC do on Independence Day?
Posted by: Don Black at July 04, 2025 09:01 AM (AOsQT)

Listen to Mick Jagger punk rock music and bad-mouthing their country, I'll bet!

Posted by: GySgt Foley at July 04, 2025 09:08 AM (R/m4+)

294 >>> A groping of boobs?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2025 09:06 AM (ZOv7s)

A motorboat of boobs?


Definitely better than a hovercraft of eels.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 04, 2025 09:08 AM (cduTK)

295 It's no coincidence that the last time we balanced a budget was under the old system, which Dubya and his GOP buddies abandoned because "wartime."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2025 09:05 AM (ZOv7s)


Since the last three "let's just dump a trillion into the budget cuz emergency" items were, supposedly, removed in the BBB, I wonder what that will do to actual annual spending.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 09:08 AM (ExV1e)

296
Summer between Soph and Jr year I worked in the gweeb mines.

It was tough work and the water boys came on 2x each shift.
But we ate real mans lunch on 2 cans of beanie weanies and 4 slices of Wonder bread.
Posted by: rhennigantx


The horrors of the body cavity searches to ensure that miners were not smuggling gweeb out for sale on the black market are best left unsaid.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 04, 2025 09:09 AM (Tv15w)

297 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 04, 2025 09:09 AM (u82oZ)

298 In the last 24 hours, following passage of the Bill, 81 million Medicaid enrollees have died outside a local hospital. '

/The Gaza Health Ministry (81 is our favorite number for casualty reports)

Posted by: muldoon at July 04, 2025 09:09 AM (poXs5)

299
A Parton of boobs.

Posted by: Just spitballing at July 04, 2025 09:10 AM (XQo4F)

300 Considering the vast majority of people get their information from TikTok and Instagram, that most people can't formulate an original idea, that half the people "think" using images and emotions, that Mimetic Theory is a thing, the answer is, as always, what was the saturation like on those mediums and was the rhetoric high on the emotional triggering scale?

Those two things have potential proxies to get an objective answer to the question.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 04, 2025 09:06 AM (a4flb)


https://youtu.be/8d8h1lbzoHY

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 09:10 AM (ExV1e)

301 >CNN analyst Paul Begala said Thursday on “Anderson Cooper 360” that the “Big, Beautiful Bill” was a “political death warrant”
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here's a thought
at some point, the Dems' hyperbole has to meet a singularity, a point at which they can't take their predictions of doom any further. I mean, once you declare that everyone is going to literally die thanks to your opponent, how do you up your game from that? Where does your rhetoric go from there?

Posted by: Don Black at July 04, 2025 09:10 AM (AOsQT)

302 >>>Trump also nominated a couple more excellent Appeals Court judges the other night for the First and Ninth courts

An offset to his nomination of the admiral to command Seventh Fleet after allowing drag shows on his ship?

Posted by: one hour sober at July 04, 2025 09:10 AM (Y1sOo)

303 It is a puzzlement seeing Leftists getting distraught over things which they cannot control. Why they then ignore suffering in front of them mystifies me.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 09:04 AM (pJWtt)
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The left has shifted away from results-based logic to quasi-religious thinking. Two decades ago you could have an actual debate over whether gun control (or portions of it) increased or decreased crime. Now they don't care. Crime can soar so long as you are unarmed. No cash bail is the same.

It's a form of Puritanism (Yard Sign Calvinism) where belief = salvation. The Anointed (as Thomas Sowell called them) are always right, and everything is excused even rape (Clinton) or murder if you are of the Anointed.

Conversely, everyone else is under total depravity, so even when they produce good results, it is tainted by evil.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2025 09:10 AM (ZOv7s)

304 My lovely wife, a career special ed teacher and administrator, was also of the same opinion - Head Start only wastes $$ and has no long term benefit for the kids.

It served its purpose as the gateway drug to government school provided breakfast.

You see, the drugged out "mother" of these little reprobates can't be bothered with preparing a breakfast, let alone rip open a box of Froot Loops, so the government take millions of dollars from Producers, finds the lowest bidder using the most RFK offending ingredients and poisons the kids prior to the normal herding of the critters into the government day-kennels for their daily sex grooming.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 04, 2025 09:11 AM (a4flb)

305 I get "this page doesn't exist".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 08:53 AM
********
Sorry, see if this works.

https://tinyurl.com/4xs8694a

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2025 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

306 Was on the ONT after neighbor's fireworks woke me. So I slept late. It was fun back on the ONT.

Feels sinful.
OK. I'm over it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 04, 2025 09:11 AM (u82oZ)

307 >>> My lovely wife, a career special ed teacher and administrator, was also of the same opinion - Head Start only wastes $$ and has no long term benefit for the kids.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 04, 2025 09:06 AM (H7X8V)


Hasn't there been repeated studies that prove exactly that? Any observed effect in the delta between headstart and a control group, diminishes and is almost completely gone after a few years. I think I read about that at a smart military blog recently.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 04, 2025 09:12 AM (cduTK)

308 It's no coincidence that the last time we balanced a budget was under the old system, which Dubya and his GOP buddies abandoned because "wartime."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2025 09:05 AM (ZOv7s)


It's my suspicion that Pres. Bush made a Faustian bargain with Nancy Pelosi: he let her spend money on all her Commie wish-list, and she let him spend money on the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 09:12 AM (pJWtt)

309 Every now and then something wise gets said here.

>>You don’t do scary movies on psychedelics. You go out to the woods and howl at the moon.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2025 09:13 AM (viF8m)

310 A jiggle of boobs

Posted by: Bulg at July 04, 2025 09:13 AM (77rzZ)

311 Hundreds of Everglades alligators turned on the ball game, unsnapped their trousers and took a nap on the couch after yesterday's big meal.

Posted by: muldoon hears that Illegals are high in tryptophan at July 04, 2025 09:13 AM (poXs5)

312 Back to work.

Have a great day, everyone.

God Bless the US of A. Now on her birthday, and in the future. We hold a great country inside of us, with some dross on top that can be removed with a DOGE diet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 04, 2025 09:13 AM (u82oZ)

313 Are we in heaven?

I asked since we obviously all died yesterday when BBB was passed. Or do we die when Trump signs it?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 04, 2025 09:13 AM (KrOdt)

314 An offset to his nomination of the admiral to command Seventh Fleet after allowing drag shows on his ship?
Posted by: one hour sober at July 04, 2025 09:10 AM (Y1sOo)
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As much as I would like to see every officer of flag rank dismissed from the service, it isn't going to happen.

And given 8 years of Obama and 4 of Biden, there are very few who did not trim their sails to the prevailing wind.

Razin' Cain had to be plucked from retirement for that reason. This is therefore of little interest to me, even moreso because the Navy has always been gay.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2025 09:15 AM (ZOv7s)

315 Sorry, see if this works.

https://tinyurl.com/4xs8694a
Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2025 09:11 AM (NpAcC)


Nope. URL looks fine and I can get to the meme0 main page but can't get to that. Maybe something which requires an account.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 09:15 AM (ExV1e)

316 Because this is a smart military blog, here is a rousing Short Military History of the United States (put behind an age-restricted message - no doubt because some Karen got her panties in a wad over some images of the horrors of war:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WGiz_qbViE0

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 04, 2025 09:15 AM (SRRAx)

317 Is the pic up top with DeathSanta's face from Joe Dirt or another movie?

Posted by: banana Dream at July 04, 2025 09:15 AM (cduTK)

318 Maybe something which requires an account.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 09:15 AM (ExV1e)


Yep. Xcancel worked.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 09:16 AM (ExV1e)

319 Hasn't there been repeated studies that prove exactly that? Any observed effect in the delta between headstart and a control group, diminishes and is almost completely gone after a few years. I think I read about that at a smart military blog recently.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 04, 2025 09:12 AM (cduTK)
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I named three such studies above.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2025 09:16 AM (RIvkX)

320 Are we in heaven?

I asked since we obviously all died yesterday when BBB was passed. Or do we die when Trump signs it?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 04, 2025 09:13 AM (KrOdt)
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It'll be like The Rapture, but instead of the righteous going to heaven, the illegals will simultaneously be whooshed across the border.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2025 09:16 AM (ZOv7s)

321 In the last 24 hours, following passage of the Bill, 81 million Medicaid enrollees have died outside a local hospital.
The Gaza Health Ministry (81 is our favorite number for casualty reports)

The Gaza Humanitarian Fund is still there to help, pass out food and sugar and get people killed, while preventing Hamas from Hamasing the mooselims.
Give today!

Posted by: George Costanza at July 04, 2025 09:16 AM (R/m4+)

322 Men with nice firm asses.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2025 09:05 AM (HFcKg)

https://is.gd/apyNfj

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 04, 2025 09:17 AM (L5An7)

323 Today would be a good day for DOJ to arrest notable Communists.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2025 09:17 AM (MJMyx)

324 >>As much as I would like to see every officer of flag rank dismissed from the service, it isn't going to happen.

Have you tried praying to Pope Bobby White Sox about it?

Posted by: one hour sober at July 04, 2025 09:18 AM (Y1sOo)

325 Yep. Xcancel worked.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 09:16 AM (ExV1e)
*****
Didn’t know there was as such a thing.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2025 09:18 AM (NpAcC)

326 It's a form of Puritanism (Yard Sign Calvinism) where belief = salvation.

I know that you are a devout member of Rome, but could you grind your axe on slurring the Evangelicals rather than the Calvinists?

Its the Evangelicals that say that nominal belief (aka sincerity in any faith) = salvation. (Come to think of it, so did Mother Theresa and several of your Popes)

Calvinists have a more convoluted, yet formal methodology that includes Predestination, Election and Regeneration prior to obtaining Faith.

The Multi-colored Yard Phylacteries don't share any of the origin theories since it is pure virtual signaling and Mimetic Theory (which, ironically Calvinism is the exact opposite)

I swear, Rome is like the Federal District Judge when ruling on Eternal Life - constantly overruling God in whom God chooses to show His Mercy and Grace.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 04, 2025 09:18 AM (a4flb)

327 Ben Had’s gettin’ spicy.

Posted by: Bulg at July 04, 2025 09:18 AM (77rzZ)

328 Every time some dem whined that x million people on Medicaid will hose “health care” my thought was why are there x million people on Medicaid to begin with?

It’s supposed to be a program for the very very poor. It’s not a middle class health plan.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 04, 2025 09:18 AM (KrOdt)

329 Fred was lucky to come out of that with all ten toes intact. I wonder how many times he had to rehearse it.

Posted by: Toad-0 at July 04, 2025 09:18 AM (cct0t)

330
When I was out and about yesterday, I wished folks a Happy Independence Day. That was well received.

So, for all y'all, Happy Independence Day!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh! Point&Laugh![ at July 04, 2025 09:18 AM (Tv15w)

331 >>You don’t do scary movies on psychedelics. You go out to the woods and howl at the moon.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2025 09:13 AM (viF8m)
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I saw Blue Velvet at the Waverly tripping my face off. We got there late and had to sit in the very first row. Still coming down from that.40 years later.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2025 09:19 AM (RIvkX)

332 It's my suspicion that Pres. Bush made a Faustian bargain with Nancy Pelosi: he let her spend money on all her Commie wish-list, and she let him spend money on the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 09:12 AM (pJWtt)
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Dubya didn't need Pelosi when the GOP controlled both chambers. He pissed that away in 2006, but up to that point, this Evangelical Dedicated Conservative did jack shit to enforce fiscal discipline or advance any conservative cause.

Note also, he was silent when Roe was overturned. When "Christian" leaders wonder why religious voters remain loyal to Trump, it's because he is the first GOP leader to not treat them as cheap dates.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2025 09:19 AM (ZOv7s)

333 YOU are sky-diving THRU a fireworks display

from GoPro

https://x.com/GoPro/status/
1941120359475839093

Posted by: Don Black at July 04, 2025 09:20 AM (AOsQT)

334 The left has shifted away from results-based logic to quasi-religious thinking. Two decades ago you could have an actual debate over whether gun control (or portions of it) increased or decreased crime. Now they don't care. Crime can soar so long as you are unarmed. No cash bail is the same.

It's a form of Puritanism (Yard Sign Calvinism) where belief = salvation. The Anointed (as Thomas Sowell called them) are always right, and everything is excused even rape (Clinton) or murder if you are of the Anointed.

Conversely, everyone else is under total depravity, so even when they produce good results, it is tainted by evil.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2025 09:10 AM (ZOv7s)


I agree. Communism is an inversion of the Judeo-Christian Ethic. While is masquerades as "compassion for the poor", there is no love; thus, Communists commit the Deadly Sins of Pride, Envy, Wrath and Theft -- all while feeling virtuous.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 09:20 AM (pJWtt)

335 Happy Independence Day, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 04, 2025 09:20 AM (VpKXM)

336 Could we lay off the religious debates on Independence Day?

Posted by: Bulg at July 04, 2025 09:20 AM (77rzZ)

337 Men with nice firm asses.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2025 09:05 AM (HFcKg)

https://is.gd/apyNfj
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 04, 2025 09:17 AM (L5An7)
*******
I had my hopes up.
Should have known better!
Shame on me.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2025 09:20 AM (NpAcC)

338 I saw Blue Velvet at the Waverly tripping my face off. We got there late and had to sit in the very first row. Still coming down from that.40 years later.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2025 09:19 AM (RIvkX)


Here, have a Heineken.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2025 09:21 AM (PiwSw)

339 So it turns out all the lurid stories about Alligator Alcatraz were just a crock.

Posted by: muldoon hears that Illegals are high in tryptophan at July 04, 2025 09:21 AM (poXs5)

340 I asked since we obviously all died yesterday when BBB was passed. Or do we die when Trump signs it?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 04, 2025 09:13 AM (KrOdt)
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It'll be like The Rapture, but instead of the righteous going to heaven, the illegals will simultaneously be whooshed across the border.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2025 09:16 AM (ZOv7s)


I am stealing that.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 04, 2025 09:21 AM (a4flb)

341 Didn’t know there was as such a thing.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2025 09:18 AM (NpAcC)


I forgot about it until after I responded to your link the second time. I've never cared enough about twitter to bother.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 09:21 AM (ExV1e)

342 Could we lay off the religious debates on Independence Day?

==

wellllll, give us a good reason, and we shall think about it

Posted by: runner at July 04, 2025 09:22 AM (g47mK)

343 Men with nice firm asses.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2025 09:05 AM (HFcKg)

Yes please! And chests. Bare those buff and glorious pecs, fellas!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 04, 2025 09:22 AM (2J/Lj)

344 While Dubeay was spending trillions and killing thousands of American kids in Iraq, (fight them there not here), he was simultaneously importing Muslims by the millions into the US.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 04, 2025 09:22 AM (KrOdt)

345 Here, have a Heineken.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2025 09:21 AM (PiwSw)
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*dons nitrous oxide mask*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2025 09:22 AM (RIvkX)

346 So it turns out all the lurid stories about Alligator Alcatraz were just a crock.
Posted by: muldoon hears that Illegals are high in tryptophan at July 04, 2025 09:21 AM (poXs5)

HAHAHAH!

Posted by: runner at July 04, 2025 09:22 AM (g47mK)

347 Ben Had’s gettin’ spicy.
Posted by: Bulg at July 04, 2025 09:18 AM (77rzZ)


I was gonna if she'd started on the Balvenie this morning.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 09:23 AM (ExV1e)

348 339 So it turns out all the lurid stories about Alligator Alcatraz were just a crock.
Posted by: muldoon hears that Illegals are high in tryptophan at July 04, 2025 09:21 AM (poXs5)

The media lied? Get me to my fainting couch.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 04, 2025 09:23 AM (KrOdt)

349 Yes please! And chests. Bare those buff and glorious pecs, fellas!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 04, 2025 09:22 AM (2J/Lj)
====

*tries to flex moobs*
There ya go.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 04, 2025 09:23 AM (RIvkX)

350 I know that you are a devout member of Rome, but could you grind your axe on slurring the Evangelicals rather than the Calvinists?


I vote no.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at July 04, 2025 09:24 AM (SfhV1)

351 >>>Could we lay off the religious debates on Independence Day?

Just wait until the retired cop finds out you called the leader of the Catholic Church "Pope Bob" the other day.

He's going to be Big Mad at you.

Posted by: one hour sober at July 04, 2025 09:24 AM (Y1sOo)

352 >>> I still like that Independence Day movie with Will Smith from 1996
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 04, 2025 09:04 AM (xT8gx)


There's some dude on the twitters that has been live blogging the alien attack and a bunch of chuckleheads freak out about it, or try to community note it.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 04, 2025 09:06 AM (cduTK)
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Huh. I wonder how a "War of the Worlds" hoax would play out today with social media.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 04, 2025 09:24 AM (IBQGV)

353 Croc the Rock.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 04, 2025 09:24 AM (LL6Kc)

354 YOU are sky-diving THRU a fireworks display

from GoPro

https://x.com/GoPro/status/
1941120359475839093
Posted by: Don Black at July 04, 2025 09:20 AM (AOsQT)


Strikes me as more than mildly stupid.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 09:25 AM (ExV1e)

355 I know that you are a devout member of Rome, but could you grind your axe on slurring the Evangelicals rather than the Calvinists?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 04, 2025 09:18 AM (a4flb)
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I use Calvinism because it most accurately describes their beliefs. You don't have to like it, and slurring my faith does nothing to strengthen your argument.

The concept of total depravity is unknown elsewhere, yet it perfectly describes the Woke worldview. Trump can do no right for them. None of the MAGA can. Similarly, their Election is irrevocable.

I have a deep dive here: https://tinyurl.com/359hvjta

Obviously, it is not actual Calvinism, but a corruption of it. No one gets their tail tied into a knot over "Cafeteria Catholics" because it is accurate. So is Yard Sign Calvinists.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2025 09:26 AM (ZOv7s)

356 To expand your comment on communism, Buckeye - Marxism is a satanic inversion of 1st century Christianity, with Man and his creature, the State put in the place of God. People who can look only at externalities are easily fooled by the subterfuge. As Lewis and Tolkien both pointed out, Evil can never truly create anything of its own; it succeeds only by warping and corrupting those good things which already exist.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2025 09:26 AM (0DdMG)

357 I had my hopes up.
Should have known better!
Shame on me.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2025 09:20 AM (NpAcC)


I tried several different searches to come up with an actual photo for the 'ettes and the closest I could get was some woman in a bikini. I even listed specific people like Channing Tatum, but no luck. Sorry ladies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 04, 2025 09:27 AM (ExV1e)

358
You see, the drugged out "mother" of these little reprobates can't be bothered with preparing a breakfast, let alone rip open a box of Froot Loops, so the government take millions of dollars from Producers, finds the lowest bidder using the most RFK offending ingredients and poisons the kids prior to the normal herding of the critters into the government day-kennels for their daily sex grooming.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
=========================

There's a way to fix that.
School's are to provide education, they are not intended to be a food bank.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2025 09:28 AM (MJMyx)

359 Jesus had a nice firm ass.

Posted by: He rode it on Passover at July 04, 2025 09:28 AM (XQo4F)

360 Could we lay off the religious debates on Independence Day?

Amen

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2025 09:28 AM (7MNsI)

361 Hobbes >> Calvin

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2025 09:28 AM (viF8m)

362 I agree. Communism is an inversion of the Judeo-Christian Ethic. While is masquerades as "compassion for the poor", there is no love; thus, Communists commit the Deadly Sins of Pride, Envy, Wrath and Theft -- all while feeling virtuous.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 09:20 AM (pJWtt)
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This is also why the Church is always the first and foremost target.

When Roe was repealed, Catholic churches were vandalized, but I don't know of any Protestant ones being hit. The Indian School Graveyard hoax did result in non-Catholic churches being burned, but probably because the attackers didn't know the difference between Rome and Moscow.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 04, 2025 09:29 AM (ZOv7s)

363 oh, and under the BBB the (good) states get reimbursement for border security. good on you , Texas, you just got 11B coming to you!

Posted by: runner at July 04, 2025 09:30 AM (g47mK)

364 You just wait. soon as i figure out this link thing I posting a picture a nice tight cowboy posterior in wranglers

Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2025 09:30 AM (HFcKg)

365 America, explained
https://youtu.be/1Rbt1TnQVwI?t=10

Posted by: Don Black at July 04, 2025 09:30 AM (AOsQT)

366

351 >>>Could we lay off the religious debates on Independence Day?


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2025 09:30 AM (MJMyx)

367 You just wait. soon as i figure out this link thing I posting a picture a nice tight cowboy posterior in wranglers
Posted by: Ben Had at July 04, 2025 09:30 AM (HFcKg)

you might have to post in on the Art Thread!

Posted by: runner at July 04, 2025 09:31 AM (g47mK)

368 I had one of those first world problems. The batteries in my remote control air conditioner went out. Oh the inhumanity.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 04, 2025 09:31 AM (LL6Kc)

369 246 I can’t believe the dragged Paul Begala out to whine about this. Out of all of Clinton’s toadies, I always despised him the most, even more than Carville. Begala has been spewing the exact same shit in public for over 30 years now, and he is ALWAYS wrong. He takes a slimy, smarmy perverse delight in being absolutely wrong.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2025 08:57 AM (0DdMG)


His delight is that he is never called out on it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 04, 2025 09:32 AM (x0n13)

370 God Bless America!

Uh oh, I think I'm outing myself as a Christian Nationalist. Oh dear.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 04, 2025 09:32 AM (PiwSw)

371 368 I had one of those first world problems. The batteries in my remote control air conditioner went out. Oh the inhumanity.
Posted by: Boss Moss
------------------

Harbor Freight batteries are OK for intermittent usage thing like an A/C remote but for something like a lamp when the power goes off - Nix.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2025 09:34 AM (MJMyx)

372 Rock on dudes.


Stuff Thomas Jefferson said

https://tinyurl.com/3p7jcjac

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2025 09:35 AM (viF8m)

373 Piper should opine on FLOTUS polka dots

https://x.com/MELANIAJTRUMP/status/
1940814933673017779

Posted by: Don Black at July 04, 2025 09:36 AM (AOsQT)

374 - Is this what's referred to as a strawman argument?

Place all those who believe we should share the good news of our Lord and Saviour in the same box as those who have gained fame and riches selling the "prosperity gospel" or teaching it's okay to be way, or...

Because that's really rich coming from someone who can't even obey one of the easiest "don't do's" our Lord gave us.
See - Matthew 23:9
Even the D-R gets that one close enough.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 04, 2025 09:36 AM (5/wly)

375 Head Start is free babysitting.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 04, 2025 09:37 AM (JVCkA)

376 Art is nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 04, 2025 09:38 AM (NcvvS)

377 Yes; There's seems to be a big push to for leftists to shriek about "Christian Nationalism." It's clearly a slur but I don't know what's it supposed to mean .As a Christian do I support a Christian American theocracy! Absolutely not. I do think, however the USA was a better country when more people believed in the God of the Bible and not the god of progressive government.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2025 09:39 AM (qflh1)

378
When Roe was repealed, Catholic churches were vandalized, but I don't know of any Protestant ones being hit.


Catholic churches seem to attract vandals, Protestant ones (mostly Big Box and followers of the American Religion) tend to draw the shooters.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 04, 2025 09:39 AM (a4flb)

379 I see the Horde is in fine form this morning.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 04, 2025 09:40 AM (wVcYX)

380 Brooklyn Decker's photographer deserves a bonus.
Very flattering picture.
Brightens the day.
Warms the heart.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 04, 2025 09:40 AM (MJMyx)

381 - obviously auto-c doesn't like the word gay.
Some people's children.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 04, 2025 09:43 AM (5/wly)

382 Yes; There's seems to be a big push to for leftists to shriek about "Christian Nationalism."

I think the "Christian Nationalism" slur comes from those with a Jewish upbringing because the identity Jew can be genetic, cultural a/o religious.

Likewise, the same thinking that defines "Jew" also attempts to define "Christian" as European stock (genetic), Western (cultural), and Evangelical/Catholic (relgious).

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 04, 2025 09:44 AM (a4flb)

383 Happy Independence Day! God Bless America!

Posted by: Mick at July 04, 2025 09:46 AM (HFx9z)

384 - Annnnd, all the stronk, freedom loving folks run off to where...
You have to talk about my art for 100 comments.
Well, time to water the garden.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 04, 2025 09:47 AM (5/wly)

385 "Mamdani Lied That He Was Black To Get Into Columbia…"

Ibram X. Krement was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Isophorone at July 04, 2025 09:48 AM (IG5iM)

386 "EPA employees who publicly signed letter opposing Trump’s agenda have now been put on leave"

Some are former or retired officials. My guess is that this was a project of one of the EPA emplloyee unions (AFGE and/or NTEU). I recognize some names as Biden political amployees, and/or senior managers who were known to be very left wing.

Posted by: Isophorone at July 04, 2025 09:55 AM (IG5iM)

387 Happy Birthday, America!

Posted by: creeper at July 04, 2025 10:11 AM (zFwIe)

388 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hopeless.

Posted by: creeper at July 04, 2025 10:13 AM (zFwIe)

389 To expand your comment on communism, Buckeye - Marxism is a satanic inversion of 1st century Christianity, with Man and his creature, the State put in the place of God. People who can look only at externalities are easily fooled by the subterfuge. As Lewis and Tolkien both pointed out, Evil can never truly create anything of its own; it succeeds only by warping and corrupting those good things which already exist.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 04, 2025 09:26 AM (0DdMG)


You are absolutely correct. That's why the battle against Communism is spiritual, not economic.

Many people being swayed by Communism will admit to believing in the supernatural: i.e., the "I'm spiritual but not religious" argument (typically when criticizing Christianity). Of course, demons are spiritual beings, too.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 04, 2025 10:23 AM (pJWtt)

390 Can anyone link a good source or article that outlines the provisions of this bill. I can’t find any substantive analysis from “our side” and the legacy media is just screaming about “taking away our healthcare.” Thanks in advance.

Posted by: SMFH at July 04, 2025 10:29 AM (QnBrD)

391
PHL17 News
LL Cool J won’t perform at Wawa Welcome America amid ongoing strikes

Please, cancel that damn concert. Forever.
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Delaware Valley Journal, "How Did Historic Philly Get Ranked Near Bottom of Best July 4th Cities?" Posted to Politics July 03, 2025 by Linda Stein

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 04, 2025 11:01 AM (NFX2v)

392 J.J.,
Could you please use a different font for your memes?
I struggle to read them even magnified. They are the fat white letters that run together, and on light backgrounds don't have the contrast to aid readability. Since I am providing a graphic "tip" so to speak, I will try and figure out how to do it also financially.
Thanks

Posted by: Dave at July 04, 2025 11:23 AM (02R/w)

393 Dave, white letters with a black outline would stand out against virtually any background. Surely there are such fonts available, if JJ could use them.

Posted by: Steve Johnson at July 04, 2025 12:40 PM (dqdgg)

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