Kristi Noem: We Are Investigating CNN for Promoting an App That Allows Radicals and Criminals to Track Indivdual ICE Agents' Movements

The Democrat-Media Party's browshirts are attacking ICE agents and posting pictures of their family members along with threats to harm them, and CNN decides to advertise an app that allows antifa, trantifa, and assorted other criminals to track them.

Wesley Hunt
@WesleyHuntTX
Is CNN pushing an app that helps DOXX ICE agents in real time?!
The app "ICEBLOCK" tracks the movements of federal agents and has the potential to put their lives at risk, and CNN is running a "story," on it.
Will Apple and Google keep this in their app stores?
Will Congress act as fast to ban this as they did with TikTok?
Because if exposing American law enforcement to danger doesn't raise red flags, what will?

Unreal. CNN is now promoting an app which tracks the movement of ICE agents to warn illegals.

ICE agents face a 500% increase in assault and threats.

CNN knows exactly what they’re doing. pic.twitter.com/qgFLHq9LSv
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) June 30, 2025

Noem says the DHS is looking at CNN's behavior to determine if criminal:

The White House is looking into possible criminal charges against CNN after it published a report about an app allowing users to track Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) activity in their area.

President Donald Trump and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem discussed the matter with reporters at the grand opening of a Florida detention facility known as "Alligator Alcatraz." A reporter brought up border czar Tom Homan's assertion that CNN should be prosecuted for essentially promoting the app to its readers.
"We're working with the Department of Justice to see if we can prosecute them for that, because what they're doing is actively encouraging people to avoid law enforcement activities, operations," Noem said. "We're going to actually go after them and prosecute them with the partnership of [Attorney General Pam Bondi] if we can, because what they're doing, we believe, is illegal."

Trump also added that CNN "may be prosecuted" over its bogus Iran disinformation. That's just silly. I assume he meant "we may sue him for defamation" or something, but that would also be pretty silly.

Trump also says he'll be watching the "communist" Zohran Mamdani very closely. "We'll have to arrest him," Trump says, if the communist stays true to his declaration that he'll block ICE from arresting illegals in NYC.

Sadly, Noem reported that a Cultural-Enriching Cancer-Curing Cannibal Illegal Alien Criminal began attempting to eat his own arms during his deportation flight.

1, it's so sad that now cancer won't be cured, because his arms are injured and he won't be able to do Tom Cruise Cocktail-style flourishes and tube-spins with his beakers and Ehrlenmeyer Flasks,

and 2, it's also sad that he's gone, because he would have been the perfect Inmate #1 at the Alligator Alcatraz.

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem revealed a bizarre and sickening account Tuesday of how federal agents nabbed a cannibal illegal migrant who started to eat his own arms during a deportation flight.
Noem shared the disturbing anecdote while visiting the "Alligator Alcatraz" deportation camp in the Everglades alongside President Trump.
She used the anecdote to argue that federal agents are targeting the worst of the worst illegal migrants in the US.
"The other day I was talking to some Marshals that had been partnering with ICE," Noem said. "They said that they had detained a cannibal and put him on a plane to take him home and while they had him in his seat, he started to eat himself, and they had to get him off and get him medical attention."

"These are the kind of deranged individuals that are on our streets in America that we're trying to target and get out of our country because they are so deranged, they don't belong here," she added.

Kristi Noem says a cannibal who had been detained started to eat himself after being put on a plane.

pic.twitter.com/7upYI0h48t
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) July 1, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 04:30 PM

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1 !

Posted by: wth at July 01, 2025 04:30 PM (UjdFS)

2 Are there any apps that let people track MSM people?

I'm asking for friends.

But you don't need to worry. They are all liberals...

Oh wait!

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at July 01, 2025 04:32 PM (jvJvP)

3 1 !
Posted by: wth at July 01, 2025 04:30 PM (UjdFS)

Hungry?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2025 04:32 PM (gKWVE)

4 Cannibal on a Plane! Muthaf*cka!

Posted by: DBCooper at July 01, 2025 04:32 PM (lhJtm)

5 Sadly, Noem reported that a Cultural-Enriching Cancer-Curing Cannibal Illegal Alien Criminal began attempting to eat his own arms during his deportation flight.

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"I'll take him in!"
-AWFL in Martha's Vineyard

Right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at July 01, 2025 04:33 PM (GBKbO)

6 Autophagy... the next TikTok challenge?

Posted by: MkY at July 01, 2025 04:34 PM (cPGH3)

7 I think my arms would taste like chicken.

Cooking the second one is problematic.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at July 01, 2025 04:34 PM (jvJvP)

8 JAIL or this is just more theatre.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 01, 2025 04:34 PM (N1DT3)

9 Well the cannibal got out of deportation...Expect more of them...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2025 04:34 PM (VE6XX)

10 Try my new app, GOODCOMMIE.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2025 04:34 PM (i24o9)

11 Why do those ICE agents have to wear masks, it makes it harder to target their wives and kids!

Posted by: Kindltot - remember, profit is violence and choice is a tool of the oppressor at July 01, 2025 04:35 PM (D7oie)

12 >>>Kristi Noem says a cannibal who had been detained started to eat himself after being put on a plane.

Diversity is our . . . WTF is going on here?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2025 04:35 PM (i24o9)

13 Hungry?
Posted by: gKWVE
......

Maybe just a finger snack.

Posted by: wth at July 01, 2025 04:35 PM (UjdFS)

14 I feel for him.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 01, 2025 04:35 PM (gKDq2)

15 The arm eater would have made a great henchman for Cyrus “The Virus”.

Posted by: Cray Cray at July 01, 2025 04:36 PM (EuK0F)

16 FoxNews.

Assaults on ICE agents up 690%

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at July 01, 2025 04:36 PM (jvJvP)

17 "They said that they had detained a cannibal and put him on a plane to take him home and while they had him in his seat, he started to eat himself, and they had to get him off and get him medical attention."

Import the 3rd world.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 01, 2025 04:36 PM (N1DT3)

18 Every conservative should download ICEBLOCK and post as many false stories as possible Just don't reference Home Depot in the post, it might actually be an ICE target.

Posted by: Indy Bill at July 01, 2025 04:36 PM (wM7T1)

19 If this is now a country where autophagy isn't an approved behavior, I don't want to live here anymore.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2025 04:37 PM (Riz8t)

20 Cannibal on a Plane! Muthaf*cka!

Posted by: DBCooper at July 01, 2025 04:32 PM (lhJtm)

I'm tired of the steaks on the plane!

Posted by: Air Cannibal at July 01, 2025 04:37 PM (i24o9)

21 a cannibal who had been detained started to eat himself after being put on a plane.
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I admit to mixed emotions about this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2025 04:37 PM (XeU6L)

22 "I want you to beat me, beat me
Come on and eat me, ooh, ah"

https://youtu.be/nywLVPvvuAg

Posted by: DaveA at July 01, 2025 04:37 PM (FhXTo)

23 Newsom is going around talking about his poor upbringing, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at July 01, 2025 04:37 PM (GBKbO)

24 "They said that they had detained a cannibal and put him on a plane to take him home and while they had him in his seat, he started to eat himself"
......

Guess he was allergic to the peanuts.

Posted by: wth at July 01, 2025 04:37 PM (UjdFS)

25 Please keep your hands and arms inside the plane, unless, you know, you're hungry. Then have some finger food.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2025 04:38 PM (Riz8t)

26 >>Sadly, Noem reported that a Cultural-Enriching Cancer-Curing Cannibal Illegal Alien Criminal began attempting to eat his own arms during his deportation flight.

He's not doing it right.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at July 01, 2025 04:38 PM (n2swS)

27 Diversity is our . . . WTF is going on here?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2025 04:35 PM (i24o9)

He's just eating the arms that Americans won't eat! Don't be so racist.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 01, 2025 04:38 PM (uCjyK)

28 Try my new app, GOODCOMMIE.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2025 04:34 PM (i24o9)

Just prints a list of nearby cemeteries.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 04:38 PM (8avO+)

29 Nobody in my family is in ICE, but we support their operations. If any member of the dem/media machine post a picture of my kids, they will deal with me.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2025 04:38 PM (1bdKO)

30 The arm eater would have made a great henchman for Cyrus “The Virus”.
Posted by: Cray Cray at July 01, 2025 04:36 PM (EuK0F)

"What's wrong with him"

"My first thought would be... A lot"

Posted by: Cameron Poe at July 01, 2025 04:38 PM (N1DT3)

31 Are you saying that the in-flight meal wasn't good enough for him???

Posted by: dantesed at July 01, 2025 04:39 PM (qm5Wv)

32 27 Diversity is our . . . WTF is going on here?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2025 04:35 PM (i24o9

They're definitely not sending their best and brightest.... Or maybe they are....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2025 04:39 PM (VE6XX)

33 At least he was just eating himself. Staying carbon neutral.

Posted by: Kurt Cobain at July 01, 2025 04:39 PM (zZu0s)

34 I feel for him.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 01, 2025 04:35 PM (gKDq2)

You're not yourself when you're hungry.

Posted by: Snickers at July 01, 2025 04:39 PM (i24o9)

35 I think my arms would taste like chicken.

Cooking the second one is problematic.
Posted by: Stateless
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NOT FUNNY

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 01, 2025 04:39 PM (XeU6L)

36 Newsom is going around talking about his poor upbringing, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at July 01, 2025 04:37 PM (GBKbO)

Poor as in instilling cripplingly bad moral values and erratic judgement? I'll agree with that.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 04:40 PM (8avO+)

37 Try my new app, GOODCOMMIE.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2025 04:34 PM (i24o9)

Everyone should download the ICE tracking app and flood it with false information.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 01, 2025 04:40 PM (N1DT3)

38 I suppose it would be wrong to make an app that tracks journalists locations or list their home address.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 01, 2025 04:40 PM (1lCkZ)

39 "What's wrong with him"

"My first thought would be... A lot"
Posted by: Cameron Poe at July 01, 2025 04:38 PM (N1DT3)

Nice. Two Con-Air refs.

Posted by: Kurt Cobain at July 01, 2025 04:40 PM (zZu0s)

40 All joking aside, it is possible to eat your own arm with your hands handcuffed?

I don't think human teeth are strong enough to literally rip the flesh off the bone. We're not wolves.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 01, 2025 04:40 PM (uCjyK)

41 They're definitely not sending their best and brightest.... Or maybe they are....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2025 04:39 PM (VE6XX)

He's just eating the cannibals that the American people don't want to eat.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2025 04:40 PM (i24o9)

42 The in-flight snacks left a lot to be desired.

Posted by: wth at July 01, 2025 04:41 PM (UjdFS)

43 While she’s at it, can she do something about the antifa terrorists protesting the Seattle ICE building nightly?

Andy NGO has been covering it, and they created some new noise making thing specifically to harass the nearby residents for complaining about their noise. Seattle PD does nothing, and these residents are concerned that they and their pets are being injured.

Honestly, why TF are antifa allowed to carry on like this?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2025 04:41 PM (Hkcdp)

44 Everyone should download the ICE tracking app and flood it with false information.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 01, 2025 04:40 PM (N1DT3)

Or, to take the comment just after yours, flood it with journalists info.

Posted by: Kurt Cobain at July 01, 2025 04:41 PM (zZu0s)

45 I like Kristi but as DHS Secretary she's going to be asked to provide some proof of this cannibal anecdote and she'll look stupid if she can't do that.

Bring his name and mugshot if you're going to talk about something that unbelievable in public. That way there's no questioning about the veracity.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 01, 2025 04:41 PM (6ydKt)

46 Arrest and deport anyone who attacks an agent, even if they are US citizens.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 04:41 PM (8avO+)

47
I don't think human teeth are strong enough to literally rip the flesh off the bone. We're not wolves.

Speak for yourself. Arooooooooo!

Posted by: Werewolves of London at July 01, 2025 04:41 PM (Riz8t)

48 Damn, ace beat Fox today.
Jaguar story next.

Again. Dominion Day. 12 pack opened.

I'm finally not homeless. And a homeowner. I'm taking a month off but slowly cleaning the house and rejoining society. And maybe watching "Black Adam."

Who the hell is "Black Adam?" And I actually know who Kraven and Madame Web were.

By the way. Dominion Day and beer.
And first day not potentially homeless. Sweet.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at July 01, 2025 04:41 PM (jvJvP)

49 45 I like Kristi but as DHS Secretary she's going to be asked to provide some proof of this cannibal anecdote and she'll look stupid if she can't do that.

Bring his name and mugshot if you're going to talk about something that unbelievable in public. That way there's no questioning about the veracity.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 01, 2025 04:41 PM (6ydKt)

I want to see a video. There better be lots of blood!

Also, was he a cannibal before he bit his arm, or was he foraying in to a new hobby?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 01, 2025 04:42 PM (uCjyK)

50 "They said that they had detained a cannibal and put him on a plane to take him home and while they had him in his seat, he started to eat himself, and they had to get him off and get him medical attention."

Ruh Roh. Now every guy put on a Get the F^ck Out plane will take a bite out of himself. To be able to stay in a comfy hospital bed, at least one day more in the Estados Unitos. How many bites can a person take of himself before killing himself? Hopefully we will find out!

Posted by: Gref at July 01, 2025 04:42 PM (aBgBM)

51 I don't think human teeth are strong enough to literally rip the flesh off the bone. We're not wolves.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 01, 2025 04:40 PM (uCjyK)

Probably not easy to Crack bone, but tear the flesh off, I think people could do it. It's like chewing a rare steak.

Posted by: Kurt Cobain at July 01, 2025 04:42 PM (zZu0s)

52 Andy NGO has been covering it, and they created some new noise making thing specifically to harass the nearby residents for complaining about their noise. Seattle PD does nothing, and these residents are concerned that they and their pets are being injured.

Honestly, why TF are antifa allowed to carry on like this?

It's what the citizens of that city vote for. Let them have all they want.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2025 04:42 PM (Riz8t)

53 I would not have gotten Cannibal medical attention. Wrapping him up in a Hefty trash bag and/or masked him would have saved time and money. Perhaps a quick dental procedure of ripping out his teeth. No one asked me.

I am assuming he was cuffed and needed a snack.

Not sure I can call him a barbarian, as that seems too classy. Probably from Haiti. Has the kuru cravings.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 01, 2025 04:42 PM (6PCLE)

54 Dang, that cannibal deportee is right out of a a Stephen King short story.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2025 04:43 PM (Hkcdp)

55 While she’s at it, can she do something about the antifa terrorists protesting the Seattle ICE building nightly?

Andy NGO has been covering it, and they created some new noise making thing specifically to harass the nearby residents for complaining about their noise. Seattle PD does nothing, and these residents are concerned that they and their pets are being injured.

Honestly, why TF are antifa allowed to carry on like this?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2025 04:41 PM (Hkcdp)

Because the state and local governments want it that way. Trump is after bigger fish that those citadels of WOKE.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 04:43 PM (8avO+)

56 I'm allergic to human flesh. Food allergy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2025 04:43 PM (XeU6L)

57 By the way. Dominion Day and beer.
And first day not potentially homeless. Sweet.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at July 01, 2025 04:41 PM (jvJvP)

Congrats!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 01, 2025 04:43 PM (uCjyK)

58 What pairs better with your own arms, red or white?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2025 04:43 PM (u73oe)

59 Have we been bamboozled?

https://x.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/
1940137902094393692

Posted by: Don Black. Message: get to da choppah at July 01, 2025 04:43 PM (AOsQT)

60 At least he was just eating himself. Staying carbon neutral.
Posted by: Kurt Cobain
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Courtney killed Kurt--I saw it in a youtube documentary called "Soaked in Bleach".

Posted by: Crusader at July 01, 2025 04:44 PM (TN0g+)

61 I would not have gotten Cannibal medical attention. Wrapping him up in a Hefty trash bag and/or masked him would have saved time and money. Perhaps a quick dental procedure of ripping out his teeth. No one asked me.

I am assuming he was cuffed and needed a snack.

Not sure I can call him a barbarian, as that seems too classy. Probably from Haiti. Has the kuru cravings.

A Hannibal Lecter mask would solve the problem.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2025 04:44 PM (Riz8t)

62 Probably not easy to Crack bone, but tear the flesh off, I think people could do it. It's like chewing a rare steak.
Posted by: Kurt Cobain
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It happens.

Posted by: The Donner party at July 01, 2025 04:44 PM (XeU6L)

63 I downloaded the App and plan on using it before a MLS soccer game, Construction sites etc gonna be fun

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 01, 2025 04:44 PM (FCrpy)

64 UPenn will strip Lia Thomas of his women's swimming titles and apologize to everyone for being neo-Marxist douchebags.

https://tinyurl.com/n3vr6ckt

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 01, 2025 04:44 PM (paSBy)

65 Did he have cannibal insurance?

Posted by: dantesed at July 01, 2025 04:44 PM (qm5Wv)

66 Probably not easy to Crack bone, but tear the flesh off, I think people could do it. It's like chewing a rare steak.
Posted by: Kurt Cobain at July 01, 2025 04:42 PM (zZu0s)

You think so? We should do some studies on this.

Maybe we keep the cannibal in the country for a while. You know, for science.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 01, 2025 04:44 PM (uCjyK)

67 Remember when the mention that Valarie Plame's husband was the source of the "sought yellowcake Uranium from Africa" was a national scandal because it "put a CIA agent at risk!!!"

Yep, merely mentioning the name of a desk jockey--who everyone knew worked at the CIA--was going to result in swarthy men from the Middle East abducting her under the cover of darkness.
Or some sort of fevered spy novel bullshit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 01, 2025 04:45 PM (LbQ3Z)

68 "Kristi Noem says a cannibal who had been detained started to eat himself after being put on a plane."

Probably flying Spirit airlines

Posted by: Ripley at July 01, 2025 04:45 PM (GUOwU)

69 All joking aside, it is possible to eat your own arm with your hands handcuffed?

I don't think human teeth are strong enough to literally rip the flesh off the bone. We're not wolves.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 01, 2025 04:40 PM (uCjyK)

My little brother made a good start, and he was biting through winter clothes a sweater and a down jacket.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 04:45 PM (8avO+)

70 27 Diversity is our . . . WTF is going on here?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2025 04:35 PM (i24o9)

The official theme song of white, western countries.
Well done!

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at July 01, 2025 04:45 PM (jvJvP)

71 59 Have we been bamboozled?

https://x.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/
1940137902094393692
Posted by: Don Black. Message: get to da choppah at July 01, 2025 04:43 PM (AOsQT)

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No one seemed to notice it was still in until Schmidt said it was. The section is apparently in there, the final version passed by the Senate.

The parliamentarian did some damage in the end, but less than reported. Also, with the need to bring the two versions into alignment, some of what got left out might get back in anyway.

But starting from here is actually pretty strong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at July 01, 2025 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

72 The people opposing these flights remind me of a forty-year-old Bloom County comic in which Steve Dallas is arguing to a jury that his client wasn't guilty of cannibalism, and the client, frame-by-frame, puts Steve's hand in his mouth and starts chewing.

These progressive old ladies remind me of Steve Dallas, who at least was just doing his job. If you put the cannibal in their home, he would certainly eat them.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at July 01, 2025 04:45 PM (OAxw3)

73 /off potential Courtney love victim sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 01, 2025 04:45 PM (zZu0s)

74 UPenn will strip Lia Thomas of his women's swimming titles and apologize to everyone for being neo-Marxist douchebags.

https://tinyurl.com/n3vr6ckt

It's amazing what the threat of losing money can accomplish.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2025 04:45 PM (Riz8t)

75 25 Please keep your hands and arms inside the plane, unless, you know, you're hungry. Then have some finger food.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2025 04:38 PM (Riz8t)

This content is why I am here.

He thought he was going on the Donner Party Plane and was confused.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 01, 2025 04:46 PM (6PCLE)

76 74 It's amazing what the threat of losing money can accomplish.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2025 04:45 PM (Riz8t)

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Not to everyone.

CA is going to stand strong in the face of mean ole Trump regarding its Title VI violations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at July 01, 2025 04:46 PM (GBKbO)

77 If I ran DHS, I would require ICE Deputies to announce ten raids per day on this app. Run the fuckers ragged.

Posted by: toby928 at July 01, 2025 04:47 PM (xn0Ie)

78 I treat all viewpoints equally! I would have informed my viewers how to get an Antifa Goon Tracking App! Swearsies! But my staff refused to develop one. But I tried!

Posted by: Fake Jake Fapper at July 01, 2025 04:47 PM (aBgBM)

79 "They said that they had detained a cannibal and put him on a plane to take him home and while they had him in his seat, he started to eat himself, and they had to get him off and get him medical attention."

Cannibals on the plane?

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2025 04:47 PM (Wnv9h)

80 Not to everyone.

CA is going to stand strong in the face of mean ole Trump regarding its Title VI violations.

I'd bet a large amount of money that that position will change within a year.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2025 04:47 PM (Riz8t)

81 Probably not easy to Crack bone, but tear the flesh off, I think people could do it. It's like chewing a rare steak.
Posted by: Kurt Cobain at July 01, 2025 04:42 PM (zZu0s)

Oh, yes, it can be done.

Posted by: Evander Holyfield at July 01, 2025 04:48 PM (gKDq2)

82 No one seemed to notice it was still in until Schmidt said it was. The section is apparently in there, the final version passed by the Senate.

The parliamentarian did some damage in the end, but less than reported. Also, with the need to bring the two versions into alignment, some of what got left out might get back in anyway.

But starting from here is actually pretty strong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at July 01, 2025 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

They probably have it in there 5 times, since nobody reads these bills.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 04:48 PM (8avO+)

83 I'd bet a large amount of money that that position will change within a year.

Assuming Trump sticks to his guns.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2025 04:48 PM (Riz8t)

84
Fine Young cannibals.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 01, 2025 04:48 PM (IifOV)

85 Noem reported that a Cultural-Enriching Cancer-Curing Cannibal Illegal Alien Criminal began attempting to eat his own arms during his deportation flight.
_____________________________

Now this guy I wouldn't deport. I'd enroll him at Columbia and let the fun begin. Give him a job in the college cafeteria just for kicks and giggles.

Posted by: Orson at July 01, 2025 04:48 PM (dIske)

86 Also, was he a cannibal before he bit his arm, or was he foraying in to a new hobby?
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He was a cannibal before, but he had just turned his life around...until the stress of this deportation flight...

Posted by: Crusader at July 01, 2025 04:48 PM (TN0g+)

87 74 UPenn will strip Lia Thomas of his women's swimming titles and apologize to everyone for being neo-Marxist douchebags.

https://tinyurl.com/n3vr6ckt

It's amazing what the threat of losing money can accomplish.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2025 04:45 PM (Riz8t)

--

Finally some long overdue social justice for Riley Gaines and all of her teammates.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 01, 2025 04:48 PM (6ydKt)

88 I don't think human teeth are strong enough to literally rip the flesh off the bone. We're not wolves.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

You'd be surprised. It's rare, but, for example Austin Harrouff, a former college student, was involved in a criminal murder case in 2016 where he killed a Florida couple, John Stevens and Michelle Mishcon Stevens, and attempted to eat one of the victims' faces. Harrouff pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity, and a judge ultimately accepted a plea deal that sent him to a mental health facility instead of prison.

During the attack, Harrouff was biting chunks off John Stevens' face, and it took several officers, an electric stun gun, and a police dog to subdue him.

That Chapter is a true crime YouTube channel and has a good analysis of it. https://tinyurl.com/y7mwp6tk

One of the few times where I'd 100% let the guy off for an insanity plea, despite how horrific the attack was.

Posted by: Military Moron at July 01, 2025 04:49 PM (JCZqz)

89 I've been out all afternoon so just getting caught up but saw a couple of things I thought wee significant in case no one's mentioned them.

@SenEricSchmitt·
53mSo to reiterate: The "ban Medicaid for illegal immigrants" amendment failed because it didn't reach the 60-vote threshold—but the original ban was already in the bill.

The bill that the Senate just passed.

Basically, the Republicans forced the Democrats to put their vote on the record for a vanity amendment that meant nothing because the ban is already in the bill.

A massive victory for America First

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2025 04:49 PM (t/2Uw)

90 I'll have the ladyfingers.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 01, 2025 04:49 PM (bNf8H)

91 What's the DEAL with airline food?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at July 01, 2025 04:49 PM (q177U)

92 Signpost that "America is Back:"

ICEBLOCK is actually a government honeypot spyware that steals the contacts, texts and emails from the users phone to trace the network of Antifa, etc.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 01, 2025 04:49 PM (LbQ3Z)

93 Not to everyone.

CA is going to stand strong in the face of mean ole Trump regarding its Title VI violations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at July 01, 2025 04:46 PM (GBKbO)

Have fun getting your sportsball teams games all forfeited. The NCAA is playing ball with DJT.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 04:49 PM (8avO+)

94 82 They probably have it in there 5 times, since nobody reads these bills.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 04:48 PM (8avO+)

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It's section 77109.

But yeah, no one reads them.

I've been wondering when some GOP staffer would sneak in some major change into must pass legislation under everyone's noses. I was always hoping for the end of federal withholding of taxes on paychecks, but kicking 1.4 million illegals off Medicaid will do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at July 01, 2025 04:49 PM (GBKbO)

95 In the book Heart of the Sea, the sailors stranded in small boats in the middle of the Pacific eventually ended up eating their mates. There was no ability to cook.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2025 04:49 PM (Riz8t)

96 18 USC 1324.... read it... love it.... live it...

FUCKING ENFORCE IT!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2025 04:49 PM (mP0Kj)

97 Dude! hoarde mind!

Posted by: Max Power at July 01, 2025 04:49 PM (q177U)

98 He was a cannibal before, but he had just turned his life around...until the stress of this deportation flight...
Posted by: Crusader at July 01, 2025 04:48 PM (TN0g+)

Let he who has never eaten human flesh cast the first stone!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 01, 2025 04:50 PM (uCjyK)

99 84
Fine Young cannibals.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 01, 2025 04:48 PM (IifOV)

She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 01, 2025 04:50 PM (6ydKt)

100 Mitt Romney approves of self deporting and self eating.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at July 01, 2025 04:50 PM (0VH88)

101 89 The bill that the Senate just passed.

Basically, the Republicans forced the Democrats to put their vote on the record for a vanity amendment that meant nothing because the ban is already in the bill.

A massive victory for America First
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2025 04:49 PM (t/2Uw)

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"My vote was supposed to mean nothing!"
-Fetterman's monster

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at July 01, 2025 04:50 PM (GBKbO)

102 Why did they stop him, the cannibal, I mean?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 01, 2025 04:50 PM (1paM0)

103 Dang, that cannibal deportee is right out of a a Stephen King short story.
Posted by: Lizzy
.......

Survivor Type

Posted by: wth at July 01, 2025 04:50 PM (UjdFS)

104 what's the deal with congresspeople like Drama Mama Mace saying they can't vote bc of the weather?!?!

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 01, 2025 04:50 PM (Pv3Rg)

105
OUT: Eat Me.
IN: ME Eat Me.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 01, 2025 04:51 PM (wtvvX)

106 95 In the book Heart of the Sea, the sailors stranded in small boats in the middle of the Pacific eventually ended up eating their mates. There was no ability to cook.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2025 04:49 PM (Riz8t)

I have no doubt you could eat human raw if you had knives to, er, prepare the muscles and chop them up.

But just using your teeth as your only tool? I don't know.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 01, 2025 04:51 PM (uCjyK)

107 UPenn will strip Lia Thomas of his women's swimming titles and apologize to everyone for being neo-Marxist douchebags.

well, the first part, at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2025 04:51 PM (dfIr7)

108 104 what's the deal with congresspeople like Drama Mama Mace saying they can't vote bc of the weather?!?!
Posted by: Black Orchid at July 01, 2025 04:50 PM (Pv3Rg)

=======

Are you suddenly paying attention to Nancy Mace now?

Well, that's why.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at July 01, 2025 04:51 PM (GBKbO)

109 I came close: I once bit off a hangnail when I was being deported.

It gets crazier every day.

We are living in a Gary Larson comic. This is basically my mentality on a normal day.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 01, 2025 04:51 PM (6PCLE)

110 One of the few times where I'd 100% let the guy off for an insanity plea, despite how horrific the attack was.

Posted by: Military Moron

I would too, but only if it is agreed that he will NEVER get out of a hospital for the criminally insane. I'm not willing to trust some psychologist's opinion on this.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2025 04:51 PM (Riz8t)

111 Late to the party. Day off. I loved the comments a couple of threads back on NZ critters. All wrong except for having no native snakes. Carry on.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 01, 2025 04:51 PM (9XVG3)

112 Now this guy I wouldn't deport. I'd enroll him at Columbia and let the fun begin. Give him a job in the college cafeteria just for kicks and giggles.
Posted by: Orson at July 01, 2025 04:48 PM (dIske)

Nobody knows what an ombudsman is. How do we know it isn't the resident insane cannibal on staff?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 04:51 PM (8avO+)

113 Nobody in my family is in ICE, but we support their operations. If any member of the dem/media machine post a picture of my kids, they will deal with me.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2025 04:38 PM (1bdKO)

These asshole will keep it up until a cop, or family member, is killed and then there will be hell to play.

Posted by: javems at July 01, 2025 04:51 PM (8I4hW)

114 I would download the app and make false reports to f with the leftoids, but I need the dopamine hit from being a bedwetting blackpiller in every thread.
Priorities.

Posted by: Cmonman at July 01, 2025 04:51 PM (8/ZDf)

115 87 74 UPenn will strip Lia Thomas of his women's swimming titles and apologize to everyone for being neo-Marxist douchebags.

https://tinyurl.com/n3vr6ckt

It's amazing what the threat of losing money can accomplish.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2025 04:45 PM (Riz8t)

--

Finally some long overdue social justice for Riley Gaines and all of her teammates.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 01, 2025 04:48 PM (6ydKt)
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Great news.

Posted by: WisRich at July 01, 2025 04:51 PM (G0vdT)

116 102 Why did they stop him, the cannibal, I mean?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 01, 2025 04:50 PM (1paM0)

"Holy shit, Johnson, that guys trying to eat himself! We should stop him"

"Ehhh... let's give it a few and see how this one plays out."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 01, 2025 04:52 PM (uCjyK)

117 108 104 what's the deal with congresspeople like Drama Mama Mace saying they can't vote bc of the weather?!?!
Posted by: Black Orchid at July 01, 2025 04:50 PM (Pv3Rg)

She better get her bony ass there and vote.....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2025 04:52 PM (VE6XX)

118 But can I use "ICEBLOCK" to clear out a Home Depot ?
Or Section 8 Housing ?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 01, 2025 04:52 PM (/lPRQ)

119 Newsom is going around talking about his poor upbringing, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at July 01, 2025 04:37 PM (GBKbO)

What, he was forced to drive the Porche with cloth seats?

Posted by: Kindltot - remember, profit is violence and choice is a tool of the oppressor at July 01, 2025 04:52 PM (D7oie)

120 Why did they stop him, the cannibal, I mean?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 01, 2025 04:50 PM (1paM0)

To his credit, he wasn't a vegan.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2025 04:53 PM (i24o9)

121 Are you suddenly paying attention to Nancy Mace now?

Well, that's why.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at July 01, 2025 04:51 PM (GBKbO)

I liked Nancy, a little, at first.

Now I'm kinda scared she'll be my next governor.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 01, 2025 04:53 PM (6ydKt)

122 It they are going to sneak stuff in, why not repeal the Hughes Amendment?

Posted by: toby928 at July 01, 2025 04:53 PM (xn0Ie)

123 >>114 I would download the app and make false reports to f with the leftoids, but I need the dopamine hit from being a bedwetting blackpiller in every thread.

that's a good idea.

Posted by: ace at July 01, 2025 04:53 PM (KRtlO)

124 That Chapter is a true crime YouTube channel and has a good analysis of it. https://tinyurl.com/y7mwp6tk

One of the few times where I'd 100% let the guy off for an insanity plea, despite how horrific the attack was.
Posted by: Military Moron at July 01, 2025 04:49 PM (JCZqz)

Oh shit, I remember that horrific story. He was growling like an animal during the attack, right?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 01, 2025 04:53 PM (uCjyK)

125 Philly airport is a hot mess but it's not all the weather - it's the strike

god this place sucks

municipal worker strike - so, garbage men on strike, libraries closed, etc - but I think some of these workers were airport workers too

and now some other unions are sympathy striking, which is incredibly annoying

I have to give Mayor Parker credit for standing up to this tbh

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 01, 2025 04:54 PM (Pv3Rg)

126 121 I liked Nancy, a little, at first.

Now I'm kinda scared she'll be my next governor.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 01, 2025 04:53 PM (6ydKt)

=======

She's gonna force the legislature in session to look at grainy video footage of her naked.

She will then veto constitutional carry legislation because conservative.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at July 01, 2025 04:54 PM (GBKbO)

127 Have ICE announce, plan, leak 10 raids a day, then go on 10 different raids that day!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 01, 2025 04:54 PM (1paM0)

128 All wrong except for having no native snakes. Carry on.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 01, 2025 04:51 PM

I find this modifier suspicious.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2025 04:54 PM (Wnv9h)

129 123 >>114 I would download the app and make false reports to f with the leftoids, but I need the dopamine hit from being a bedwetting blackpiller in every thread.

that's a good idea.
Posted by: ace at July 01, 2025 04:53 PM (KRtlO)

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I would never put such an app on my phone. The tracking. The info sharing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at July 01, 2025 04:54 PM (GBKbO)

130 Stateless-

What do they do in Canada on Dominion Day?
Is it like the 4th of July here were people put out flags and have barbecues and set off fireworks and sometimes have a special reading of the Declaration of Independence. Yes, folks I realize that the DOI is an American thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2025 04:54 PM (2GCMq)

131 I liked Nancy, a little, at first.

Now I'm kinda scared she'll be my next governor.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 01, 2025 04:53 PM (6ydKt)

At least she ain't black. We're having a bad run of black female politicians.

Posted by: Evander Holyfield at July 01, 2025 04:55 PM (gKDq2)

132 56 I'm allergic to human flesh. Food allergy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

*flips open pocket notebook*
*takes out pencil*

So, tell me, where were you and what were you doing when you first suspected that you had this.. condition?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 01, 2025 04:55 PM (Dv3i1)

133 You know I hadn't thought of having illegal alien cannibals eat their fellow illegals. Sometimes a common sense solution presents itself in a way that hadn't been considered. Tom Massie would probably object

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 01, 2025 04:55 PM (eBgDF)

134 Bye, Evander.

Posted by: RickZ at July 01, 2025 04:55 PM (gKDq2)

135 > What's the DEAL with airline food?

Alaska Airlines has a nice cheese and fruit plate I eat every time I fly with them. I would happily eat it just about anytime.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 01, 2025 04:55 PM (lIio7)

136 Oh shit, I remember that horrific story. He was growling like an animal during the attack, right?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 01, 2025 04:53 PM

That's the one. Some seriously freaky shit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2025 04:55 PM (Wnv9h)

137 Then, when the Left figures it out, actually go on some of the leaked raids: then stop doing that!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 01, 2025 04:55 PM (1paM0)

138 I would too, but only if it is agreed that he will NEVER get out of a hospital for the criminally insane. I'm not willing to trust some psychologist's opinion on this.
Posted by: Archimedes

If I recall, he started acting weird maybe a few days before the event, and shortly thereafter, but otherwise didnt have a history of mental illness. Seemed like a pretty normal dude, which makes it all the more terrifying, that it potentially could happen to anyone, at anytime.

Posted by: Military Moron at July 01, 2025 04:56 PM (JCZqz)

139 Kristi Noem says a cannibal who had been detained started to eat himself after being put on a plane.
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The jokes write themselves. Or they should.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2025 04:56 PM (VPwHp)

140 She's gonna force the legislature in session to look at grainy video footage of her naked.

She will then veto constitutional carry legislation because conservative.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at July 01, 2025 04:54 PM (GBKbO)

Well if she signs the veto naked I could wait until the next governor for that.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 01, 2025 04:56 PM (6ydKt)

141 98 He was a cannibal before, but he had just turned his life around...until the stress of this deportation flight...
Posted by: Crusader at July 01, 2025 04:48 PM (TN0g+)

Let he who has never eaten human flesh cast the first stone!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 01, 2025 04:50 PM (uCjyK

When do you officially become a cannibal? Interesting question.

Unlike lipstick lesbians, I'm guessing the cannibals don't get a chance to experiment?

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at July 01, 2025 04:56 PM (jvJvP)

142 Cannibal Bob, to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 01, 2025 04:57 PM (XZ5S6)

143 102 Why did they stop him, the cannibal, I mean?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 01, 2025 04:50 PM (1paM0)

They forgot the A-1 Steak Sauce?

I guess bandage him up and adios! Teeth proof bandages, Halloween mask, and cuffs should get him on the next plane. LaTeefah protests from Congress!

I have become a coldhearted beetch as I get older. I will continue to blame Dimmycrats.All I need now is a mole on my chin with a black hair sprouting from it, as I stir the caldron. The problem is that I cannot stand facial moles and would have it removed pronto.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 01, 2025 04:57 PM (6PCLE)

144 I would never put such an app on my phone. The tracking. The info sharing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Old cell phone, wireless connection from some place's free wifi. Install, make fake reports, remove. Then repeat whenever you go out to eat or shop.

Posted by: whig at July 01, 2025 04:57 PM (ctrM5)

145 Let's go full Commie on CNN and seize THEIR means of production and rename it MAGA Network ... the end justifies the means.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at July 01, 2025 04:57 PM (FCPbW)

146 >>I don't think human teeth are strong enough to literally rip the flesh off the bone. We're not wolves.

You'd be completely wrong.

Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2025 04:57 PM (ASFuz)

147 Can't we have an app to stalk them?

Posted by: torabora at July 01, 2025 04:57 PM (gAG18)

148 Diversity is our strength!!!!

Warning: The following foods are cultural appropriation;
1. Tacos
2. Burritos
3. Moo Goo Gai Pan
4. Arms

Posted by: Orson at July 01, 2025 04:57 PM (dIske)

149 So why doesn’t someone make a “liberal politician” app, giving their home addresses, family members, where their kids go to school, etc?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 01, 2025 04:57 PM (Vh9CX)

150 Oh shit, I remember that horrific story. He was growling like an animal during the attack, right?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Right beforehand, his mom saw him in the kitchen chugging a bottle of vegetable oil before walking out of the house. Crazy AND probably had the shits.

Posted by: Military Moron at July 01, 2025 04:57 PM (JCZqz)

151 That's the one. Some seriously freaky shit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2025 04:55 PM (Wnv9h)

Was that the one with the guy on bath salts?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2025 04:57 PM (i24o9)

152 Geez. You eat one guy...

Posted by: Joe the cannibal at July 01, 2025 04:57 PM (P+mok)

153 From the last thread

It's why they always threatened to fire "cops and teachers" at the local level if you don't agree to pay more in property taxes. Or why they allow the roads to go to shit. You say "seriously, there is nothing else to cut in the budget other than cops and teachers?" and they will tell you with a straight face that it's either that, or they get rid of road maintenance or plowing

Town near mine had used "emergency" COVID funds to hire a bunch of permanent employees. When the state finally pulled those funds they asked for a 25% tax increase or else they'd have to fire a bunch of teachers.

Some people looked into it and noticed that over 10 years the number of kids were down by about 1/3. The reaction? What does that have to do with how much we need to spend on the schools?!?

And they found things in the budget like a new $100k salary "climate change engineer". And nope, couldn't cut that position either.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 01, 2025 04:57 PM (t0Rmr)

154 Cannibals would reduce food costs at Alligator Alcatraz.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 01, 2025 04:58 PM (kTd/k)

155 UPenn also had to agree to only use the biological definition of male and female in Trump's EO. No funds for gender affirming care is also in the BBB. Maybe we are finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2025 04:58 PM (t/2Uw)

156 began to eat his own arms
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*sobs*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 01, 2025 04:58 PM (VPwHp)

157 Newsom is going around talking about his poor upbringing, by the way.

It was a very bizarre, contradictory speech. He talked about not having enough room so his sister slept in the hall, then talked about having to rent the spare bedroom to someone...

"Ehhh... let's give it a few and see how this one plays out."

I'm with this guy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2025 04:58 PM (dfIr7)

158 If I recall, he started acting weird maybe a few days before the event, and shortly thereafter, but otherwise didnt have a history of mental illness. Seemed like a pretty normal dude, which makes it all the more terrifying, that it potentially could happen to anyone, at anytime.
Posted by: Military Moron at July 01, 2025 04:56 PM

It's the Pax. The G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate that we added to the air processors.

Posted by: Dr. Caron at July 01, 2025 04:58 PM (xn0Ie)

159 151 That's the one. Some seriously freaky shit.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 01, 2025 04:55 PM (Wnv9h)

Was that the one with the guy on bath salts?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

No, he wasn't on anything.

Posted by: Military Moron at July 01, 2025 04:58 PM (JCZqz)

160 The soccer teamthat went down in the Andes didn't have a way to cook. They did have knives and the air basically freeze dried the flesh.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 01, 2025 04:58 PM (AcTAo)

161 128
But accurate. Even if we are a 3rd world country we still have zoos.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 01, 2025 04:59 PM (9XVG3)

162 Regarding New Zealand having no Snakes: remember what Fritz Leiber taught us - it’s either Snakes or Spiders!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 01, 2025 04:59 PM (1paM0)

163 There are cannibal citizens.
Yep there are.
Cannibals need terminated with extreme prejudice.
Do NOT retire the A10.

Posted by: torabora at July 01, 2025 04:59 PM (gAG18)

164 So lets say I'm going somewhere and I want the illegals to clear out, I can just use this app and say ICE is coming?

Beautiful.

Seems like this app could easily be used for fun by conservatives.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2025 04:59 PM (rvwwT)

165 If it were my app it would track the person who is using the app.

Posted by: fd at July 01, 2025 04:59 PM (vFG9F)

166 Late to the party. Day off. I loved the comments a couple of threads back on NZ critters. All wrong except for having no native snakes. Carry on.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 01, 2025 04:51 PM (9XVG3)

Some of the sheep are pretty scary though.

Posted by: Kindltot - remember, profit is violence and choice is a tool of the oppressor at July 01, 2025 04:59 PM (D7oie)

167 148 Diversity is our strength!!!!

Warning: The following foods are cultural appropriation;
1. Tacos
2. Burritos
3. Moo Goo Gai Pan
4. Arms

Posted by: Orson at July 01, 2025 04:57 PM (dIske)

I'm celebrating this week and plan on having 3 out of 4 of those foods.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at July 01, 2025 05:00 PM (jvJvP)

168 So why doesn’t someone make a “liberal politician” app, giving their home addresses, family members, where their kids go to school, etc?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 01, 2025 04:57 PM (Vh9CX)

See my GOODCOMMIE app.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2025 05:00 PM (i24o9)

169 Did anyone notice that American Greatness is gone? Maybe just a web problem.

I now feel really bad about not sending them money.
Wake up people -- send money to all the important Right wing news sites before they can't afford their domain registrations. (starting with the HQ)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 01, 2025 05:00 PM (RU1zG)

170 We just need common sense cannibal control.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2025 05:00 PM (VPwHp)

171 It's why they always threatened to fire "cops and teachers" at the local level if you don't agree to pay more in property taxes.

Yeah Oregon just had a HUGE tax increase for "transportation" and it finally failed in the legislature. The governor responded by saying she had to fire 600 DMV workers which is like a third of the staff. Oregon has a strange law in which if they pull in more revenue in a given year than the budget requires, then taxpayers automatically get a "kicker" back in their taxes the next year. They have one almost every year, but somehow still are always out of money.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2025 05:00 PM (dfIr7)

172 But diddy wah diddy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2025 05:01 PM (63Dwl)

173 I'm with this guy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2025 04:58 PM (dfIr7)

Time for "Alien" soon. Thanks

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at July 01, 2025 05:01 PM (jvJvP)

174 Newsom gets sloshed on $360 bottles of wine he's got an ownership share in.
He gets high on his own supply.

Posted by: torabora at July 01, 2025 05:01 PM (gAG18)

175 I am all for self deleting illegal alien cannibals.

Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2025 05:02 PM (YwEeS)

176 125 Philly airport is a hot mess but it's not all the weather - it's the strike

god this place sucks

municipal worker strike - so, garbage men on strike, libraries closed, etc - but I think some of these workers were airport workers too

and now some other unions are sympathy striking, which is incredibly annoying

I have to give Mayor Parker credit for standing up to this tbh
Posted by: Black Orchid at July 01, 2025 04:54 PM (Pv3Rg)

In other words, Paris.

We left the last time just before a summer garbage and metro strike.

No photos are complete now without a rat infested garbage heap near the Eiffel Tower with Abdul and Mo photo shopping with a machete.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 01, 2025 05:02 PM (6PCLE)

177 >>In the book Heart of the Sea, the sailors stranded in small boats in the middle of the Pacific eventually ended up eating their mates. There was no ability to cook.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2025 04:49 PM

I read that one. They should have sailed to Tahiti instead of back toward South America.

Posted by: huerfano at July 01, 2025 05:02 PM (n2swS)

178 If I recall, he started acting weird maybe a few days before the event, and shortly thereafter, but otherwise didnt have a history of mental illness. Seemed like a pretty normal dude, which makes it all the more terrifying, that it potentially could happen to anyone, at anytime.
Posted by: Military Moron at July 01, 2025 04:56 PM

It's the Pax. The G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate that we added to the air processors.
Posted by: Dr. Caron at July 01, 2025 04:58 PM (xn0Ie)
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There were a couple of episode of The X-Files that used this as a premise. In one episode, people were being conditioned to be triggered through a combination of chemicals added to their water and subliminal messaging. They'd suddenly go crazy for no apparent reason.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 01, 2025 05:02 PM (7fElN)

179 Eating one human body a month ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Karen McAwfl at July 01, 2025 05:02 PM (P+mok)

180 But can I use "ICEBLOCK" to clear out a Home Depot ?

Genius. If you're going to Home Depot for something and it's crowded, use the app to say there's an ICE raid there about 15 minutes ahead of time.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 01, 2025 05:02 PM (AIhUY)

181 >>I don't think human teeth are strong enough to literally rip the flesh off the bone. We're not wolves.

You'd be completely wrong.
Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2025 04:57 PM (ASFuz)

garret is so obviously right here, do I even need to second it?

Posted by: chavon at July 01, 2025 05:02 PM (r2ymA)

182 began attempting to eat his own arms during his deportation flight
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Damn it leave some for us!!

Posted by: The Alligators at July 01, 2025 05:02 PM (VPwHp)

183 3. Moo Goo Gai Pan

Posted by: Orson

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All I know about Moo Goo Gai Pan is that it sounded really sexy when Suzanne Pleshette said it on the Bob Newheart show when I heard it 40 years ago. I think it must have been an inside joke with them because she brought it up a lot (IIRC)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 01, 2025 05:03 PM (RU1zG)

184 I'm celebrating this week and plan on having 3 out of 4 of those foods.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at July 01, 2025 05:00 PM (jvJvP)
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You don't like Moo Goo Gai Pan?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 01, 2025 05:03 PM (7fElN)

185 It's the Pax. The G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate that we added to the air processors.

"That's a great idea! But we'll put it in a fake vaccine instead!" - Pfizer, probably

Posted by: Ian S. at July 01, 2025 05:04 PM (AIhUY)

186 Holy Smokes!!! You know the thunderstorm is really next level when the thunder shakes the house so hard it knocks things off your fireplace mantle.

Posted by: Orson at July 01, 2025 05:04 PM (dIske)

187 Eating one human body a month ought to be enough for anybody.
Posted by: Karen McAwfl at July 01, 2025 05:02 PM

To be fair, sometimes you get a comedian or clown, and they taste funny.

Posted by: New Guinea Highlander at July 01, 2025 05:04 PM (0sNs1)

188 In honestly-I-didn't-know-he-was-alive news, Jimmy Swaggert has died.

Posted by: toby928 at July 01, 2025 05:04 PM (xn0Ie)

189 Wasn't it just a few months ago that the left was so very, very concerned about our noble government employees being fired by Trump? I seem to recall that they went on and on about it for weeks. How worried they were for these people. Some of those fired had been veterans!!

But, not so much when it comes to ICE agents. Huh.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 01, 2025 05:04 PM (j6Ika)

190 In honestly-I-didn't-know-he-was-alive news, Jimmy Swaggert has died.

Now he can weep before God about how he sinned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2025 05:05 PM (dfIr7)

191 In honestly-I-didn't-know-he-was-alive news, Jimmy Swaggert has died.

Wow. I could've sworn he died like 25 years ago.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 01, 2025 05:05 PM (AIhUY)

192 "began attempting to eat his own arms during his deportation flight"

Exercising his right to rare arms.

Posted by: fd at July 01, 2025 05:05 PM (vFG9F)

193 If you fired the climate change engineer the climate would change and someone's relative would have to find a job.
Good luck with that on your resume.

Posted by: torabora at July 01, 2025 05:05 PM (gAG18)

194 Parking for the summer park concert series just got easier.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2025 05:06 PM (rvwwT)

195 What wine does one pair with a self-eating cannibal?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2025 05:06 PM (i24o9)

196 Do you add carrots when you're eating arm?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 01, 2025 05:06 PM (eBgDF)

197 But diddy wah diddy!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2025 05:01 PM

May I suggest do wah diddy?

Posted by: Manfred Mann at July 01, 2025 05:06 PM (0sNs1)

198 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always thinks that at July 01, 2025 05:06 PM (P+mok)

199 > Now he can weep before God about how he sinned.

He won't be the only one doing so.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 01, 2025 05:06 PM (lIio7)

200 154 Cannibals would reduce food costs at Alligator Alcatraz.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at July 01, 2025 04:58 PM (kTd/k)

My husband just asked what I am laughing about and I told him. He told me I was crazy, which he does most days.

I could be doings something productive but I am here for the content.

I want to see this cannibal's photo. His face,not his arm. Or in action.

I seriously would have patched him up, taped his forehead to the seat with duct tape (along with his mouth), and kept flying.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 01, 2025 05:07 PM (6PCLE)

201 Trump Asked Why Mayorkas Hasn’t Been Arrested for Border Invasion, Tells DOJ to Start Looking Into It

I sense a little regret on the Bondi hire. Could be a gentle reminder to her to do her f*cking job like she promised.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 01, 2025 05:08 PM (/U5Yz)

202 well, Jesus sat with prostitutes and sinners, so I guess Swaggart did one better by letting them sit on him

Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2025 05:08 PM (gKWVE)

203 He won't be the only one doing so.

We all will be, but televangelists are on my most loathed people list

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2025 05:08 PM (dfIr7)

204 I downloaded this app and have been posting ICE sightings near every major construction site, factory and ethnic restaurant.

Posted by: Deport Them All at July 01, 2025 05:08 PM (cpC+s)

205 An ouroborus immigrant.
Autocanibalistic.
A man eater.

Or someone trying to make a scene to make them take him off the flight and maybe get some of that CNN love and VIP visits with margaritas to keep the grift going as long as possible?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 01, 2025 05:08 PM (RU1zG)

206 ICEBlock isn't on Android yet because of a requirement that you have to store the Device ID so that it can be subpoenaed by law enforcement.

I know this is going to sound paranoid, but isn’t this just ripe to be a trap. Like what if ICE gets ahold of this info. Or puts out something similar?

Yeah this is getting the Admin "Big Mad". Pam Bondi got real upset and Tom Homan says they should sue CNN for reporting on it.

Hopefully this generates a "Streisand effect"

ICE thugs are rounding up people indiscriminately on the street. I seriously doubt when they jump out of a van and start tackling people at the Home Depot parking lot, they're targeting specific individuals with specific deportation orders.

This is a dragnet, it's unconstitutional and unAmerican.

The issue with these is that scumbags end up bombarding the system with fake records. My snooping in the Conservative sub confirms that people will 100% make malicious false reports.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 01, 2025 05:09 PM (JCZqz)

207 What could go wrong:

"Microsoft is accelerating its move away from traditional passwords and urging users to adopt passkey, a login method that uses your fingerprint or face to sign in securely."

I've seen this movie.

Posted by: fd at July 01, 2025 05:09 PM (vFG9F)

208 I know this is going to sound paranoid, but isn’t this just ripe to be a trap. Like what if ICE gets ahold of this info. Or puts out something similar?

Well well, they're not all idiots

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2025 05:10 PM (dfIr7)

209 Good afternoon good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2025 05:10 PM (H7X8V)

210 Mind you, just to be topical, my forebears did meet real cannibals when they got here in 1845. Luckily for me our lot are Scots Irish and not to be fucked with.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 01, 2025 05:10 PM (9XVG3)

211 187 Eating one human body a month ought to be enough for anybody.
Posted by: Karen McAwfl at July 01, 2025 05:02 PM

To be fair, sometimes you get a comedian or clown, and they taste funny.
Posted by: New Guinea Highlander at July 01, 2025 05:04 PM (0sNs1)

You are confusing them with pythons. Cannibals and pythons on a plane. Who wins?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 01, 2025 05:10 PM (6PCLE)

212 My husband just asked what I am laughing about and I told him. He told me I was crazy, which he does most days.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 01, 2025 05:07 PM (6PCLE)

Tell him you're hungry, then look him up and down like he was a plate of chicken wings.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2025 05:10 PM (i24o9)

213 But just using your teeth as your only tool? I don't know.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 01, 2025 04:51 PM (uCjyK)

So you think humans only ate vegetables before cutlery was invented?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 01, 2025 05:11 PM (YUL+W)

214 Tell him you're hungry, then look him up and down like he was a plate of chicken wings.

"Hon, could you try on this buffalo sauce just for tonight? I want to try something different."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2025 05:11 PM (dfIr7)

215 ChristyBlinkyTheGreat -

Margaret Hamilton was not a bad-looking lady in her youth, but she could never escape her typecasting as the Wicked Witch of the West/Almira Gulch in The Wizard of Oz. She played up the connection in a lot of later roles, with a good bit of humor. If you want a treat, see her role as Professor Crabwell, a University professor specializing in the occult in 1973’s The Night Stalker!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 01, 2025 05:12 PM (1paM0)

216 >>But just using your teeth as your only tool? I don't know.

Just go ahead and catalog it in the vast library of things you don't know.

Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2025 05:12 PM (ASFuz)

217 I'm reminded of the movie line "face eating , Jack?"
Anybody remember the movie? And who said it? Hint it was a Horde favorite

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 01, 2025 05:12 PM (eBgDF)

218 So they could shut down all social media talk of Hunter's Laptop being Real, but they can't stop CNN from interfering with ICE making raids (which is supporting/abetting criminal activity)?

What a wonderful world this could be ... if we didn't have ultra rich globalists (globalists say 'thank you MAG7 stock buyers, for your support') trying to overthrow America, and Western/Christian Liberty/Values in general.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 01, 2025 05:12 PM (vbXSk)

219 Eating one human body a month ought to be enough for anybody.
Posted by: Karen McAwfl at July 01, 2025 05:02 PM

To be fair, sometimes you get a comedian or clown, and they taste funny.
Posted by: New Guinea Highlander at July 01, 2025 05:04 PM (0sNs1)

You are confusing them with pythons. Cannibals and pythons on a plane. Who wins?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 01, 2025 05:10 PM

Wait a bit, and we do, with the invention of pythbal.

Posted by: New Guinea Highlander at July 01, 2025 05:13 PM (0sNs1)

220 LOL Chuck Schumer tries to warn people: "Today, it's USAID. Next it might be the IRS or the intelligence agencies"

Stop Chuck, the doctor already warned me about my priapism.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2025 05:13 PM (dfIr7)

221 Eating one human body a month ought to be enough for anybody.
Posted by: Karen McAwfl

A man of a certain ethnic extraction was out hunting and walked up upon a lovely, smiling, voluptuous nekid woman. He asked her "Are you game?"

She smiled coyly and said "Why yes, yes I am."

So he shot her.

Posted by: The entire joke at July 01, 2025 05:13 PM (H7X8V)

222 There is something wrong when a 30 character password with upper and lower case letters, numbers, and symbols is not good enough and now they need my fingerprint and a picture of my face.

Posted by: fd at July 01, 2025 05:14 PM (vFG9F)

223 What wine does one pair with a self-eating cannibal?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2025 05:06 PM

Chianti.

Posted by: H. Lecter at July 01, 2025 05:14 PM (Wnv9h)

224 Looks like there is a verdict in the Diddy Trial.

Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2025 05:14 PM (ASFuz)

225 Hack it, you idiots.

Hack it, fill it with false locations, and use it to round-up the illegals.

What, is the NSA too busy to hack a web app?

Posted by: Mr. Proton at July 01, 2025 05:14 PM (WYlyw)

226 ICEBlock isn't on Android yet because of a requirement that you have to store the Device ID so that it can be subpoenaed by law enforcement.

I know this is going to sound paranoid, but isn’t this just ripe to be a trap. Like what if ICE gets ahold of this info. Or puts out something similar?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 01, 2025 05:09 PM (JCZqz)

And they would be correct. If they report an ICE Raid, and an ICE Agent gets Hurt, or worse, Killed... under 18 USC 1324 Aiding and Abetting Illegal Aliens, they are guilty of a FELONY and can lead to a 20 YEAR sentence.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2025 05:14 PM (mP0Kj)

227 Eating one human body a month ought to be enough for anybody.
Posted by: Karen McAwfl

A man of a certain ethnic extraction was out hunting and walked up upon a lovely, smiling, voluptuous nekid woman. He asked her "Are you game?"

She smiled coyly and said "Why yes, yes I am."

So he shot her.
Posted by: The entire joke
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I'm going to wait for BEN to explain this one...

Posted by: Crusader at July 01, 2025 05:15 PM (TN0g+)

228 verdict in the Diddy Trial.
Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2025 05:14 PM (ASFuz)

We find the defendant "damn freaky, yo"

Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2025 05:15 PM (gKWVE)

229 Hey. Canada Day.

The CBC is asking what being Canadian means to us.

I'm tempted to tell them that being Canadian means I had to worry about my elderly mother's healthcare since we refused an experimental shot, my estranged nephew left university, and even though I was taking care of Mom and not leaving the house, I was forbidden from travel, bars, restaurants, anywhere fun. Or jobs. School. Organized Sports.

Being Canadian. I am a second class jogger for not taking the knee. That's what Canada Day means to me.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at July 01, 2025 05:15 PM (jvJvP)

230 Be a shame if people began spamming that app with false reports

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 01, 2025 05:15 PM (3QagQ)

231 I thought Swaggart was dead, too. A few decades ago I dreamed Judge Judy was dead and spread a rumor of this in my family. A week later my father called me to say she was not dead. I can't keep up!

I hope CNN gets a whopping big lawsuit or shame perp walk or something!

I already said if I was illegal and saw the El Salvador Trip of a Lifetime, I would have deported myself somewhere. Today's event in FL would certainly do it.

Riding with cannibals would deter being caught as well. I wonder if they were eating the cats, too? Or those were from Haiti and catching ducks in ponds.

I am telling you all, somehow we have gone into a Gary Larson cartoon. Maybe when we slept.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 01, 2025 05:15 PM (6PCLE)

232 @217/Smell the Glove: {{ I'm reminded of the movie line "face eating , Jack?"
Anybody remember the movie? And who said it? Hint it was a Horde favorite }}

Walter (played by Brian Dennehy) in Cocoon (1985).

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 01, 2025 05:15 PM (O7YUW)

233 They should make a new studio for CNN on Alligator Alcatraz.

Posted by: t-bird at July 01, 2025 05:16 PM (SnwCX)

234 A man of a certain ethnic extraction

Aggie?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2025 05:16 PM (gKWVE)

235 verdict in the Diddy Trial.
Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2025 05:14 PM (ASFuz)

We find the defendant "damn freaky, yo"

Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2025 05:15 PM (gKWVE)

And 100% homo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 01, 2025 05:16 PM (i24o9)

236 Where my mind goes. I would use that app, then go to the officer and tell him a neighborhood watch is being set up around his house.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2025 05:16 PM (HFcKg)

237 Ouch.

Primetime Viewers Per Day
Fox News 2.6 million
MSNBC 1.0 million
CNN 538,000

24-54 Viewers Per Day
202,000 Fox
71,000 CNN
57,000 MSNBC

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 01, 2025 05:17 PM (NXz8h)

238 So evidently it was an inside joke about Moo Goo Gai Pan on the Bob Newheart show. They did an episode where Bob got drunk and phoned in an order to a Chinese restaurant and had trouble saying it.

I don't remember that, but I do remember Emily saying it in that, or a different episode. I liked Emily.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 01, 2025 05:17 PM (RU1zG)

239 @229/Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS!:

Do it. They should never be allowed to forget their complicity.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 01, 2025 05:17 PM (O7YUW)

240 Can ICE hack the app, and make it say "ICE is disguising themselves as CNN reporters, show no mercy"?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 01, 2025 05:17 PM (vbXSk)

241 @232 five quataloos for the winner

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 01, 2025 05:17 PM (eBgDF)

242 The Fifth Circuit ruling here in a few weeks is going to massively piss off the left.

Recall, that is the case that precipitated Roberts' illegal Midnight Order.

By indications of the oral arguments, the panel has already written their opinion.
A lot of questions like, "so what gives us the power to second-guess the Commander in Chief" when it comes to war and national defense.

The ACLUs ouroboros response, since the SCOTUS took up the injunction, there must be some authority for courts to intervene--filing suit grants you the power to ... file the suit?

Best part? After they lose, they won't request a full panel. Because James Ho is fired up ready to torch them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 01, 2025 05:17 PM (LbQ3Z)

243 Post 215

You're right , Nemo, Margaret Hamilton looked rather elegant as a younger person. Not gorgeous but I bet she was capable of playing all kinds of roles onstage:

https://tinyurl.com/5f8bkxud

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2025 05:18 PM (2GCMq)

244 So you think humans only ate vegetables before cutlery was invented?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Didn’t people have bigger jaws and teeth, once upon a time? Seems like the transition to agriculture went along with more people with smaller stature and smaller jaws and teeth?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 01, 2025 05:18 PM (1paM0)

245 232 @217/Smell the Glove: {{ I'm reminded of the movie line "face eating , Jack?"
Anybody remember the movie? And who said it? Hint it was a Horde favorite }}

Walter (played by Brian Dennehy) in Cocoon (1985).
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 01, 2025 05:15 PM (O7YUW)

Pretty sure it was hoyt axton in gremlins.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 01, 2025 05:18 PM (OA79/)

246 Swaggert was one of the last prominent Christian cultural figures in America.

Following him and other evangelical leaders America has become a largely secular Nation.

Following in the footsteps of the Western Europe.

The formerly Christian West, which rose to the greatest heights, has seemingly chosen a path to destruction. For some reason.

Posted by: chavon at July 01, 2025 05:18 PM (r2ymA)

247 Your honor the jury finds the defendant has a penis the size color of a Tootsie Roll

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 01, 2025 05:19 PM (eBgDF)

248 "A jury ruled on Thursday in favor of 13 employees with the St. Louis Public Schools System who were forced to take the COVID vaccine despite religious objections.

The court awarded the 13 employees $4 million for the injustice."

Posted by: illiniwek at July 01, 2025 05:19 PM (vbXSk)

249 Newhart... The boys got drunk one night and were ordering Chinese.
1st order, Moo Goo Gai Pan
2nd, same... with hilarity.
Third.. Bob finally stumbles out, "More Goo to go".
I'll try to find it.

Posted by: MkY at July 01, 2025 05:19 PM (cPGH3)

250 America's Hat turns 158 today.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 01, 2025 05:20 PM (LL6Kc)

251 Being Canadian. I am a second class jogger for not taking the knee. That's what Canada Day means to me.
Posted by: Stateless

I was born and raised in Winnipeg, married my American husband 25 years ago and have lived in ND since.
I love my birth country, Canada, there is so, so much to be proud of.
I love my new country, USA. There is so, so much to be proud of.
I wonder where some of you people would prefer to live.

Posted by: old chick at July 01, 2025 05:20 PM (F3Dlr)

252 ...looking like the Judge is sending the Jury back to deliberate over one count they are hung on.

Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2025 05:20 PM (ASFuz)

253 The jury is hung?

Posted by: Unlike Diddy at July 01, 2025 05:21 PM (vFG9F)

254 Kristi Noem says a cannibal who had been detained started to eat himself after being put on a plane.

-
Well, those bags of peanuts are awful small.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at July 01, 2025 05:21 PM (L/fGl)

255 I think Bob Newhart just thought "moo goo gai pan" sounded funny, which... it does.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2025 05:21 PM (dfIr7)

256 Newhart came home drunk one night cand after putting a pizza in the cupboard, he said " do you realize the provalone means for valone and antipasto means against pasto?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 01, 2025 05:21 PM (eBgDF)

257 Margaret Hamilton was not a bad-looking lady in her youth, but she could never escape her typecasting as the Wicked Witch of the West/Almira Gulch in The Wizard of Oz. She played up the connection in a lot of later roles, with a good bit of humor. If you want a treat, see her role as Professor Crabwell, a University professor specializing in the occult in 1973’s The Night Stalker!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 01, 2025 05:12 PM (1paM0)

She scared the crap out of me as a kid. I still remember scooting back on the floor to basically sit on my mother's feet. Maybe to keep a house from landing on them.

I cannot handle creepy movies at all. In college one of my classmates too me to see The Omen and I have never been the same. With that and a serial killer on the loose my college years ended anything demonic.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 01, 2025 05:21 PM (6PCLE)

258 https://tinyurl.com/3dx745xw

Newhart Moo Goo skit

Posted by: MkY at July 01, 2025 05:22 PM (cPGH3)

259 the Judge is sending the Jury back to deliberate over one count they are hung on.
Posted by: garrett

"Zesty" or just "sweet"?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2025 05:22 PM (gKWVE)

260 18 U.S.C. § 119: This federal statute makes it illegal to knowingly publish restricted personal information (e.g., home address, phone number) of certain federal officials (like judges, prosecutors, or law enforcement officers) with the intent to threaten, intimidate, or incite violence. Violators can face up to 7 years in prison.

Posted by: ShainS -- Digital Arsonist (former Stochastic Terrorist) at July 01, 2025 05:23 PM (OgsJk)

261 Sign up for the Ice Dox App. Give them all your lib neighbors.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 01, 2025 05:24 PM (vIl3q)

262 260 18 U.S.C. § 119: This federal statute makes it illegal to knowingly publish restricted personal information (e.g., home address, phone number) of certain federal officials (like judges, prosecutors, or law enforcement officers) with the intent to threaten, intimidate, or incite violence. Violators can face up to 7 years in prison.
Posted by: ShainS -- Digital Arsonist (former Stochastic Terrorist)

We're on this like Epstein on an underage girl.

Posted by: DOJ Barbie at July 01, 2025 05:24 PM (/U5Yz)

263 >> Sadly, Noem reported that a Cultural-Enriching Cancer-Curing Cannibal Illegal Alien Criminal began attempting to eat his own arms during his deportation flight.

Gives new meaning to in flight meal.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 01, 2025 05:25 PM (vIl3q)

264 Newhart Moo Goo skit
Posted by: MkY

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Thanks, but I want to see Suzanne Pleshette's pouty lips say it.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 01, 2025 05:25 PM (RU1zG)

265 I've heard of Champagne Socialists and Cocaine Communists. What is a spoiled brat Muslim Socialist/Communist?

Besides Mayor of NYC, I mean.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 01, 2025 05:26 PM (wBaIH)

266 I have a serious problem with CNN promoting this new app. No, not the content of the app, that's probably a trap.

My problem is "news" organizations doing advertisements presented as a news report. They do this all the time. Check out this new book! What's happening in tonight's episode of trashy romance reality show? Washed up rock star has a concert tonight! None of that is freaking news you hacks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2025 05:26 PM (dfIr7)

267 Posted by: chavon at July 01, 2025 05:18 PM (r2ymA)

Not quite yet. John MacArthur is still preaching as well as a number of other high profile conservative preachers. Your concern is important, but continue to pray for revival - Psalm 85 is a good one for this and was prayed by an Episcopal minister in September 1774 at the second Continental Congress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2025 05:26 PM (2GCMq)

268 I wonder where some of you people would prefer to live.

Posted by: old chick at July 01, 2025 05:20 PM

For me, here at home for 2 years while I create a life after caregiving for years. After that, I don't know.

I'm going to have to set some goals. I have a few.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at July 01, 2025 05:26 PM (jvJvP)

269 If I ran DHS, I would require ICE Deputies to announce ten raids per day on this app. Run the fuckers ragged.
Posted by: toby928

Make sure to include locations frequented by the woke so as to make commuting easier. ;-)

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 01, 2025 05:27 PM (2sMLA)

270
More goo to go!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 01, 2025 05:27 PM (w6EFb)

271 Thanks, but I want to see Suzanne Pleshette's pouty lips say it.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

Best voice ever!
Bourbon and cigarettes... gets me hot!

Posted by: MkY at July 01, 2025 05:27 PM (cPGH3)

272 USAID is officially mort.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 01, 2025 05:27 PM (t/2Uw)

273 The cannibal was ‘eating his arms’ to remove gang tats. Or just hoping he would need medical attention and it would delay his deportation.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 01, 2025 05:27 PM (n5P77)

274 I wonder where some of you people would prefer to live.

The new earth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2025 05:28 PM (dfIr7)

275 The minute you sign up for that app they have all the information needed to prosecute you. They can very easily find you. No VPN or spoofing or burner phone will save you.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 01, 2025 05:28 PM (vIl3q)

276 The cannibal was ‘eating his arms’ to remove gang tats. Or just hoping he would need medical attention and it would delay his deportation.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 01, 2025 05:27 PM (n5P77)

Slap some gauze and a straight jacket on the fucker and put him on the next flight out.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2025 05:28 PM (MGB5H)

277 179 Eating one human body a month ought to be enough for anybody.
Posted by: Karen McAwfl

I could feed a village for a month.

Posted by: Lizzo at July 01, 2025 05:28 PM (/U5Yz)

278 Elric, I'm betting delayed deportation.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2025 05:28 PM (HFcKg)

279
How can there be a partial verdict in the pervert's case?

Posted by: four seasons at July 01, 2025 05:29 PM (3ek7K)

280 Isn't cannabolism just another name for cultural enrichment?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 01, 2025 05:29 PM (4BNRr)

281 The formerly Christian West, which rose to the greatest heights, has seemingly chosen a path to destruction. For some reason.
Posted by: chavon

Some of us choose to walk the straight and narrow path that leads to eternal salvation. I pray that the Holy Ghost will touch your heart, if you are not already Saved, such that you can believe in Jesus Christ as the substitutional sacrifice for your sins, and by believing in Him may attain eternal life. Amen

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 01, 2025 05:29 PM (1paM0)

282 > Microsoft is accelerating its move away from traditional passwords and urging users to adopt passkey, a login method that uses your fingerprint or face to sign in securely.

That is a massively oversimplified explanation.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 01, 2025 05:29 PM (lIio7)

283 186 Holy Smokes!!! You know the thunderstorm is really next level when the thunder shakes the house so hard it knocks things off your fireplace mantle.

Posted by: Orson

Go check to see if Thor is outside.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 01, 2025 05:29 PM (sAmhv)

284 Thanks, but I want to see Suzanne Pleshette's pouty lips say it.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

Best voice ever!
Bourbon and cigarettes... gets me hot!
Posted by: MkY

You gotta be careful as it's quite the needle to thread - Suzanna Pleshette is wonderbar but if it gets to Marge Schott territory, we've all gone way too far!!

Marge: "Would you buy a lady a drink?"

TP: "Sure if one walks in!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2025 05:29 PM (H7X8V)

285 So you think humans only ate vegetables before cutlery was invented?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Didn’t people have bigger jaws and teeth, once upon a time? Seems like the transition to agriculture went along with more people with smaller stature and smaller jaws and teeth?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 01, 2025 05:18 PM (1paM0)

Not homo sap, really. But even without external tools you can clamp on a bit of meat and they push the bone away from you with both muscular arms until the meat rips.

And you can bash things with a rock and do even more.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 05:30 PM (8avO+)

286 How can there be a partial verdict in the pervert's case?
Posted by: four seasons at July 01, 2025 05:29 PM (3ek7K

The couldn't agree on count 1 which is the racketeering count. Agreed on 2-5. Judge said get back in there and figure it out.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 01, 2025 05:30 PM (MGB5H)

287 247 Is it a "Fun Size" Toosie Roll? Asking for the former Mayor of South Bend.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 01, 2025 05:30 PM (wBaIH)

288 Create an app that tracks and can DOXX politicians and this shit stops yesterday.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 01, 2025 05:30 PM (Q4IgG)

289 186 Holy Smokes!!! You know the thunderstorm is really next level when the thunder shakes the house so hard it knocks things off your fireplace mantle.

Posted by: Orson

Are you sure it was thunder? What did your neighbor have for lunch?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 01, 2025 05:31 PM (/U5Yz)

290 189 Wasn't it just a few months ago that the left was so very, very concerned about our noble government employees being fired by Trump? I seem to recall that they went on and on about it for weeks. How worried they were for these people. Some of those fired had been veterans!!

But, not so much when it comes to ICE agents. Huh.

Posted by: 29Victor

Our 'concerns' are situational.

Posted by: MSM at July 01, 2025 05:31 PM (sAmhv)

291
Thanks BruceWayne

Posted by: four seasons at July 01, 2025 05:31 PM (3ek7K)

292 Nood.

More goo to go! (fake republicans)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 01, 2025 05:31 PM (RU1zG)

293 Excuse me, stewardess, I speak cannibal.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2025 05:31 PM (u73oe)

294 There's a reason hand axes have existed for 1.6 million years.

Posted by: toby928 at July 01, 2025 05:32 PM (xn0Ie)

295 Posted by: old chick at July 01, 2025 05:20 PM (F3Dlr)

Nice post. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2025 05:32 PM (2GCMq)

296 'cannibals on a plane' would be a great name for certain kinds of rock groups. they could yell about eating the idf from river to sea

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 01, 2025 05:32 PM (CWTWj)

297 I cannot handle creepy movies at all. In college one of my classmates too me to see The Omen and I have never been the same. With that and a serial killer on the loose my college years ended anything demonic.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 01, 2025 05:21 P

I used to just have the older kids shows on.

Tough year. You should see some of the horror movies I watched. So many penes cut off.

And the 'Saw' series was great. Luke from 'Gilmore Girls' was in three of them or so! Good for him. He's on a Canadian show now. I don't care enough to watch...but dude is working.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at July 01, 2025 05:32 PM (jvJvP)

298 For me, here at home for 2 years
Posted by: Stateless

Good luck.
I hope you find a different country you can be proud of.
Canada is a wonderful, unique, magnificent country. I only hope you can enjoy it the next 2 years before you leave.

Posted by: old chick at July 01, 2025 05:32 PM (F3Dlr)

299 TP: "Sure if one walks in!!"
Posted by: Tonypete

I'm sorry, sir, but you just compared Suzanne Pleshette to Marge Schott.
Good day, sir, I say to you. Good day!
(Harumphs away)

Posted by: MkY at July 01, 2025 05:33 PM (cPGH3)

300 What is it about “please arrive 15 minutes early to your appointment to fill out some forms” that is so hard to understand?

wtf.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2025 05:33 PM (KhKk6)

301 I cannot handle creepy movies at all. In college one of my classmates too me to see The Omen and I have never been the same. With that and a serial killer on the loose my college years ended anything demonic.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 01, 2025 05:21 PM (6PCLE)

I remember hearing how scary that was, when I finally saw it in college it was the funniest thing ever.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 05:33 PM (8avO+)

302 The minute you sign up for that app they have all the information needed to prosecute you. They can very easily find you. No VPN or spoofing or burner phone will save you.
------
I feel that's likely the truth. Even if used in jest...I just wouldn't want it coming back to me...and I believe it would.

Posted by: Crusader at July 01, 2025 05:34 PM (TN0g+)

303 What is it about “please arrive 15 minutes early to your appointment to fill out some forms” that is so hard to understand?

wtf.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2025 05:33 PM (KhKk6)

the doctor is 40 minutes late.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 05:34 PM (8avO+)

304 181 >>I don't think human teeth are strong enough to literally rip the flesh off the bone. We're not wolves.

You'd be completely wrong.
Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2025 04:57 PM (ASFuz)

garret is so obviously right here, do I even need to second it?
Posted by: chavon at July 01, 2025 05:02 PM (r2ymA)

During the Chimp Era of raising two toddler sons, one once left complet dental imprints on his big brother's bare shoulder in their playroom. The crime of the century? Big brother stepped on his quilt's arms. I did not know his quilt had arms until that day. I punished the one not screaming in pain. The bad toddler was wearing a diaper and I doubt it fazed him.

If he was a bit older and I am pretty confident he could have ripped flesh, as he was only 2yrs old and did not have the python jaw strength yet.

This concludes the scientific reason I agree with garrett.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 01, 2025 05:35 PM (6PCLE)

305 There was some talk about what makes Trump great. I've got a few thoughts.

* He's very intelligent.
* He's very experienced.
* He knows everyone, foreign and domestic, and understands human nature.
* He very energetic.
* He's brave. He has the courage to do the right thing and isn't afraid to go toe to toe with anyone and exchange blows.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at July 01, 2025 05:35 PM (L/fGl)

306 If I recall, he started acting weird maybe a few days before the event, and shortly thereafter, but otherwise didnt have a history of mental illness. Seemed like a pretty normal dude, which makes it all the more terrifying, that it potentially could happen to anyone, at anytime.
Posted by: Military Moron

Drugs are bad, mmmkay

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 01, 2025 05:35 PM (a+4eV)

307 > Microsoft is accelerating its move away from traditional passwords and urging users to adopt passkey, a login method that uses your fingerprint or face to sign in securely.

That is a massively oversimplified explanation.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 01, 2025 05:29 PM (lIio7)

Most computers don't have cameras or fingerprint readers.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 05:36 PM (8avO+)

308 the doctor is 40 minutes late.
Posted by: Oldcat

Not if I’m working with them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2025 05:37 PM (/mzXQ)

309 If he was a bit older and I am pretty confident he could have ripped flesh, as he was only 2yrs old and did not have the python jaw strength yet.

This concludes the scientific reason I agree with garrett.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 01, 2025 05:35 PM (6PCLE)

My little brother did that on my shoulder through winter clothes and a down jacket - complete dental imprint bruise.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 05:38 PM (8avO+)

310 Oldcat -

I’m only an amateur anthropologist, unlike my late wife, but I seem to remember something about human beings breeding themselves towards smaller stature and finer features along about the time agriculture was introduced. Something about domesticating ourselves…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 01, 2025 05:39 PM (1paM0)

311 the doctor is 40 minutes late.
Posted by: Oldcat

Not if I’m working with them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2025 05:37 PM (/mzXQ)

That made me laugh while drinking some near tea

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 05:39 PM (8avO+)

312 Nice post. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I celebrate how extremely fortunate i have been to be born in Canada and now, live in the United States of America. and, on July 4th I will celebrate again!

Have a wonderful July 4th, Independence Day, FS.

Posted by: old chick at July 01, 2025 05:40 PM (F3Dlr)

313 I’m only an amateur anthropologist, unlike my late wife, but I seem to remember something about human beings breeding themselves towards smaller stature and finer features along about the time agriculture was introduced. Something about domesticating ourselves…
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 01, 2025 05:39 PM (1paM0)

Your local NBA team disagrees.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 05:40 PM (8avO+)

314 The Princess of Long Island speaks!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC
JD Vance was the deciding vote to cut Medicaid across the country.
An absolute and utter betrayal of working families.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at July 01, 2025 05:42 PM (L/fGl)

315 There's a reason hand axes have existed for 1.6 million years.
Posted by: toby928 at July 01, 2025 05:32 PM (xn0Ie)

people are lazy, and hide is tough.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 05:43 PM (8avO+)

316 Remember the cannibal ‘bath salts’ attacks? Humans were eating human flesh right to the bone.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 01, 2025 05:44 PM (n5P77)

317 Toby928 -

Objection!
Hand axes =/= teeth!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 01, 2025 05:44 PM (1paM0)

318 The Princess of Long Island speaks!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@AOC
JD Vance was the deciding vote to cut Medicaid across the country.
An absolute and utter betrayal of working families.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at July 01, 2025 05:42 PM (L/fGl)

the families that are taxed to pay for medical care for criminal gangs? That what you mean you fraud?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 05:45 PM (8avO+)

319 I EAT CANNIBALS

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 01, 2025 05:46 PM (n5P77)

320 Newhart came home drunk one night cand after putting a pizza in the cupboard, he said " do you realize the provalone means for valone and antipasto means against pasto?"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 01, 2025 05:21 PM (eBgDF)

You have antipasto and pasto in hte same place and they vaporize each other and the entire city.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 05:47 PM (8avO+)

321 Microsoft is accelerating its move away from traditional passwords and urging users to adopt passkey, a login method that uses your fingerprint or face to sign in securely.

That is a massively oversimplified explanation.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 01, 2025 05:29 PM (lIio7)

Most computers don't have cameras or fingerprint readers.

Linux Mint or Zorin..

Both are very close to Windows in terms of looks and feel.

give them a once over

Posted by: Blanco at July 01, 2025 05:52 PM (q83gU)

322 Warning: The following foods are cultural appropriation;
1. Tacos
2. Burritos
3. Moo Goo Gai Pan
4. Arms

Posted by: Orson at July 01, 2025 04:57 PM (dIske)

My Lazy Samosas are double appropriation.

take a flour tortilla, make filling from mashed potatoes, peas and Indian seasonings to taste. Put the filling on one side, smosh to make it an even layer, then skillett heat until the tortilla is crisped up a bit. Salt the outside.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 01, 2025 05:52 PM (8avO+)

323 Oldcat -

I am referring to a trend discovered in the sizes of skeletal remains dating to the introduction of agriculture. Before agriculture, the remains are fewer and far between, suggesting less people in general, but, on average larger in size. After agriculture, there are more remains, suggesting more people, but the skeletons are typically smaller than before. I think the explanation proffered was that agriculture can support more people in a given region, but growing up on a diet of mainly millet seed, say, for ancient China, instead of a diet of meat and gathered vegetables, leads to a scrawnier specimen of humanity. This hypothesis might be skewed because the older skeletal remains date from an earlier time and may just be harder to find. As far as modern day giants, look how the average size of people in Japan increased after WWII when the Japanese had access to better nutrition and modern antibiotics. This is only one of many, many reasons I wish my late wife were here. If I could, I would just turn to her and get her view on the matter.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 01, 2025 05:57 PM (1paM0)

324 I want my antipasto before my pasto to avoid such an annihilation! And my pasto should be pasta!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 01, 2025 06:04 PM (1paM0)

325 My city took in a very large number of Vietnamese refugees circa 1975.

As the families matured, the children (now on an American diet) were ALWAYS taller than their parents.

Frequently, the daughters were even taller than their fathers.

Genetics does matter on human "sizes", but diet also matters a great deal.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 01, 2025 06:12 PM (HlyYF)

326 NOOD!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 01, 2025 06:13 PM (HlyYF)

327 The smartest thing national-level Republicans can do to Mamdani is to ignore him. Or at best say NYC deserves him.

Posted by: Butch at July 01, 2025 08:09 PM (2XtVR)

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