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Canada Surrenders to Daddy Trump on Tax on Tech Services

Canada decided to join the EU in punishing US tech firms because they're mad that Elon Musk allows free speech.


President Donald Trump announced Friday he is ending trade talks with Canada over the northern neighbor's decision to impose a digital service tax on American technology companies.

Trump called Canada's decision "a direct and blatant attack on our Country" in a Truth Social post.

"They are obviously copying the European Union, which has done the same thing, and is currently under discussion with us, also. Based on this egregious Tax, we are hereby terminating ALL discussions on Trade with Canada, effective immediately," Trump also wrote.

Canada is reportedly going ahead with the tax despite its inclusion in the Group of Seven (G7) agreement in which President Trump agreed to remove Section 899, also known as the revenge tax proposal, from his "Big Beautiful" tax bill, according to Bloomberg.

The tax will require digital services companies like Meta to pay 3 percent of the digital services revenue they make on Canadian users above 20 million Canadian dollars ($14.6 million) in a calendar year, according to Bloomberg.

Canada's tax will apply retroactively to 2022 and the country's Finance Department says the first payments will be due from digital companies Monday, Bloomberg reported.

Canadian Finance Minister Francois-Philippe Champagne hinted that the tax may be a potential piece of leverage in trade negotiations.

"Obviously all of that is something that we're considering as part of broader discussions that you may have," he told Bloomberg.

Trump concluded his Truth Social post with indications that the U.S. will retaliate.

"We will let Canada know the Tariff that they will be paying to do business with the United States of America within the next seven day period," he wrote.

Industry leaders applauded Trump's move.

"This tax unfairly singles out American firms while local competitors skate by. Whether it's Brussels or Ottawa, President Trump is right to call them out and force this to change," John Czwartacki, co-founder and principal at Public Policy Solutions said in a statement provided to the Daily Caller.

I'm no fan of the social media companies but this is all about pressuring them to censor American citizens.

Canada is now groveling like a totall-cucked nation.


Canada's government announced Sunday it will cancel a controversial tax on U.S. tech giants, prompting the resumption of trade negotiations with President Trump. The decision follows Trump's warning that Canada would face steep duties for what he called a "blatant attack" on American firms.

Key Details:

Prime Minister Mark Carney personally informed President Trump of the decision to withdraw the digital services tax during a Sunday conversation.
Canadian Finance Minister François-Philippe Champagne also reengaged with U.S. Trade Representative Jamieson Greer the same day.
The tax, set to take effect Monday, was expected to cost American companies like Amazon, Google, and Apple over $2.7 billion due to its retroactive structure.

Diving Deeper:

Just two days after President Trump abruptly suspended bilateral trade talks over a digital tax targeting U.S. tech firms, Canada's government has backed down. First reported by the Wall Street Journal, Prime Minister Mark Carney's office announced that the controversial 3 percent digital services tax would be scrapped. The reversal marks a significant win for the Trump administration and clears the way for trade discussions to resume.

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1 FAFO

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2025 01:06 PM (u73oe)

2 ??

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 30, 2025 01:07 PM (PIZat)

3 Called em

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2025 01:07 PM (u73oe)

4 Canada punches below their weight.

Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2025 01:08 PM (jc0TO)

5 America's Cuck Shed

Posted by: nobody at June 30, 2025 01:08 PM (NhiOW)

6 So surrender ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2025 01:08 PM (VE6XX)

7 Seriously, how does this work? Pawn shops have to run tests on gold chains to see if they're real and assess their purity. If somebody plunks down a gold nugget at Safeway to pay for their groceries, how is the cashier supposed to do a valuation?

Yeah, its unworkable. Gold is a lot easier to assay than other valuables, but its still not something any business but a jewelry store or pawn shop is prepared to do. Seems more a gesture than anything serious.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:09 PM (dfIr7)

8 How do you get a Canadian to apologize? Step on his foot.

Posted by: scampydog at June 30, 2025 01:10 PM (2bFN5)

9 Canada Always Chickens Out - CACO

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 30, 2025 01:10 PM (Dv3i1)

10 Twitchy (not sure it was on here before)...

"The suspected gunman who set a fire and then ambushed firefighters, killing two and wounding more, has been identified as 20-year-old Wess Roley"

https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/06/30/ idaho-gunman-identified-per-ap-n2414972

Posted by: Nova Local at June 30, 2025 01:10 PM (tOcjL)

11 I need a score card to keep up with all the winning.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2025 01:10 PM (Q4IgG)

12 Keep punching them in the dick, Donald. Endlessly entertaining.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 01:11 PM (viF8m)

13 It’s amazing what can happen when we have what Alexander Hamilton referred to as an “energetic chief magistrate”…. IOW the opposite of a Joe Biden

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 30, 2025 01:11 PM (WnEm5)

14 Get in line syrup suckers.

Posted by: steevy at June 30, 2025 01:12 PM (YwEeS)

15 Memo to heads of state: Spit at Trump and he’ll dump a bucket of piss on your head.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2025 01:12 PM (u73oe)

16 "The suspected gunman who set a fire and then ambushed firefighters, killing two and wounding more, has been identified as 20-year-old Wess Roley"

https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/06/30/ idaho-gunman-identified-per-ap-n2414972
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The pic they included looks like a mug shot.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 30, 2025 01:12 PM (Dv3i1)

17 I'm so old I remember when Ace would em-barrel you for saying cucked.

Posted by: pudinhead at June 30, 2025 01:12 PM (W3T6M)

18 Gee, it's amazing how focused a country can get when they realize the President isn't bluffing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 30, 2025 01:13 PM (tT6L1)

19 Time for poutine on the Ritz!

Posted by: Where tariffs sits at June 30, 2025 01:13 PM (TbWk/)

20 > Prime Minister Mark Carney personally informed President Trump of the decision to withdraw the digital services tax during a Sunday conversation.

Wait, Canadians elected PM Carney because he was supposed to handle Trump. You're telling me he folded!?! Has anyone been watching the CBC to see how their commie talking heads are handling this? Are they doing a Baghdad Bob impersonation and claiming total victory? Or are they openly weeping?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 30, 2025 01:13 PM (lIio7)

21 The Canadian Economy is smaller than NY States and is largely predicated on exports of energy and other natural resources.

They really don't have much to offer the US in terms of things we can't make due without.

I think saner heads in Canada are realizing their position in the grand scheme of things.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 30, 2025 01:13 PM (XV/Pl)

22 Seriously, how did Canada imagine this playing out?

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 30, 2025 01:14 PM (33LJY)

23 The dude is whooping serious ass. Everywhere. All things being equal, he's reset American politics for decades to come. I can't even believe it.

Posted by: Johnny Hildo at June 30, 2025 01:14 PM (zhAIW)

24 13 It’s amazing what can happen when we have what Alexander Hamilton referred to as an “energetic chief magistrate”…. IOW the opposite of a Joe Biden
____

“energy in the executive is the leading character in the definition of good government. It is essential to the protection of the community against foreign attacks…to the steady administration of the laws, to the protection of property…to justice; [and] to the security of liberty….”
-Alexander Hamilton - Federalist Papers

I got energy in my pants, jack!
- Joe Biden

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 30, 2025 01:14 PM (Dv3i1)

25 16 "The suspected gunman who set a fire and then ambushed firefighters, killing two and wounding more, has been identified as 20-year-old Wess Roley"

https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/06/30/ idaho-gunman-identified-per-ap-n2414972
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The pic they included looks like a mug shot.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 30, 2025 01:12 PM (Dv3i1)

Reading comment threads on some sites...if any of it's true, this story will also be buried by the media. But I haven't found the news story sources commenters are referencing, so I won't post any details til I do...like the rumor this morning that turned out wrong, although the white male part was right (and if shot up, they had to make sure on ID, b/c it could have been)...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 30, 2025 01:14 PM (tOcjL)

26 When I think of Canada, I now think of the guy on the Toks that does voice-overs of the mayor of Toronto.

Except his parody isn't that far from reality.

Trump should issue Letter of Marque against Canada because they are such a stupid, woke, retarded nation of Frostback welfare leaches.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 30, 2025 01:15 PM (7n9I3)

27 Seriously, how did Canada imagine this playing out?
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 30, 2025 01:14 PM (33LJY)
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Made me laugh out loud.

Thanks.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 30, 2025 01:15 PM (tT6L1)

28 I regret to inform each of you that I have passed the D.O.Z.E. Tax (Drifting Off -topic Zealously Everyday) retro to 2009.

Invoices will be sent shortly.

Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2025 01:15 PM (pZEOD)

29 Oh Canada.
I have absolutely no idea what this means but America fuck yeah!!

Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2025 01:15 PM (fV+MH)

30 Their problem with social media companies has nothing to do with Trump and everything to do with these companies refusing to follow EU censorship laws.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:15 PM (dfIr7)

31 I liked Carney better when he worked in the sewer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2025 01:15 PM (63Dwl)

32 Wait, Canadians elected PM Carney because he was supposed to handle Trump.
___

Somebody didn't keep their elbows up.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 30, 2025 01:15 PM (Dv3i1)

33 We're gonna need a montage!

Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2025 01:15 PM (fV+MH)

34 You can't trust Carney folk.

Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2025 01:16 PM (jc0TO)

35 US: you don't mind if I dance eith your date.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 30, 2025 01:16 PM (YUL+W)

36 I regret to inform each of you that I have passed the D.O.Z.E. Tax (Drifting Off -topic Zealously Everyday) retro to 2009.

Invoices will be sent shortly.
Posted by: Piper

Piper has gone over to the dark side. I wonder what kompromat CBD has on her.

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:16 PM (77rzZ)

37 LOL,

We used to grovel to the world that we wouldn't use our power to benefit ourselves.

George W "we're not here to take the oil..."

Donald J. "why didn't we take the oil...?"

A new sheriff is in town.

And why should we constantly tread in fear of offending the globalists who are terrified of the US and despise us?

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at June 30, 2025 01:17 PM (AdHga)

38 You can't trust Carney folk.
Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2025 01:16 PM (jc0TO)

Small hands. Smell like cabbage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 30, 2025 01:17 PM (YUL+W)

39 It's like half the country is French or something ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Digital Arsonist (former Stochastic Terrorist) at June 30, 2025 01:17 PM (KIpGz)

40 You can't trust Carney folk.
Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2025 01:16 PM


*nods*

Small hands. Smell like cabbage.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2025 01:18 PM (kgE5c)

41 Piper has gone over to the dark side. I wonder what kompromat CBD has on her.
Posted by: Bulg

Pictures of Piper in yoga pants.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2025 01:18 PM (H7X8V)

42 Seriously, how did Canada imagine this playing out?
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 30, 2025 01:14 PM (33LJY)
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Something like the Ayatollah pictures with his new fatwa. Dummy. Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut. Trump isn't going to let that slide.

Posted by: ... at June 30, 2025 01:18 PM (VPwHp)

43 Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

https://youtu.be/bOR38552MJA

Posted by: MAGA Against Canada at June 30, 2025 01:18 PM (i24o9)

44 I liked Carney better when he worked in the sewer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Art Carney as Ed Norton was like Don Knotts as Barney Fife. Neither show would have made it without them.

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:18 PM (77rzZ)

45 Carney addressing his cabinet:

Well fuck, that didn’t work. Anyone know what to do next?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2025 01:18 PM (u73oe)

46 45 Carney addressing his cabinet:

Well fuck, that didn’t work. Anyone know what to do next?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2025 01:18 PM (u73oe)

=======

Find someone else to buy all of your trees.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

47 23 The dude is whooping serious ass. Everywhere. All things being equal, he's reset American politics for decades to come. I can't even believe it.
Posted by: Johnny Hildo at June 30, 2025 01:14 PM (zhAIW)

I wish I could rely on that, but there are plenty of politicians and milquetoast pantywaist cucked Republicans who just can't WAIT to go back to being the Democrats' and globalists' bitch and undo every good thing that PDT has achieved or will achieve. I would really REALLY like to believe you're right, but I just can't.

Posted by: Wait and see at June 30, 2025 01:19 PM (TbWk/)

48 "The pic they included looks like a mug shot."

yeah, seems altered maybe. Other pics he looks more feminine, but no clue if he was trans (disturbed). His Mom remarried and seems to be MAGA, but he was working in Idaho with his Dad (or so the stories have said). He was working near that mountain.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 30, 2025 01:19 PM (vbXSk)

49 Any word on that supposed secession movement in Alberta?

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:20 PM (77rzZ)

50 although the white male part was right

Posted by: Nova Local at June 30, 2025 01:14 PM (tOcjL)

Simple demographics could have told anyone that part.

Posted by: MAGA Against Canada at June 30, 2025 01:20 PM (i24o9)

51 Canada is a big exporter to the USA. In fact, without its exports to the USA, Canada's economy would collapse. It's incredible to me that the yutz Carney keeps thinking he has some leverage over Trump, when in reality its Trump that has Carney's balls in his hand.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 30, 2025 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

52 This was included in DEI Judge KBJ's dissent on the no kings in district courts ruling -

“A Martian arriving here from another planet would see these circumstances and surely wonder: ‘what good is the Constitution, then?’” Jackson wrote in her dissent.

Speculation is she might have initially used "An Alien", because that would make more sense with "from another planet". What planet do Martians come from? But alien is a forbidden word in wokeland.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 30, 2025 01:20 PM (Dv3i1)

53 DJT should also ask for a shrubbery. One that looks nice and is not too expensive.

Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2025 01:20 PM (0w7Of)

54 53 DJT should also ask for a shrubbery. One that looks nice and is not too expensive.
Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2025 01:20 PM (0w7Of)

======

But what if there's need of a path?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

55 50 although the white male part was right

Posted by: Nova Local at June 30, 2025 01:14 PM (tOcjL)

Simple demographics could have told anyone that part.

Posted by: MAGA Against Canada at June 30, 2025 01:20 PM (i24o9)

You say that, but recently demographics have not been following normal mass shooter incidents...normally the white males are former females or the white females are former males...not a white male who is actually male...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 30, 2025 01:22 PM (tOcjL)

56 Speculation is she might have initially used "An Alien", because that would make more sense with "from another planet". What planet do Martians come from? But alien is a forbidden word in wokeland.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

What do call a mortgage on Mars?

Alien.

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:22 PM (77rzZ)

57 “A Martian arriving here from another planet would see these circumstances and surely wonder: ‘what good is the Constitution, then?’” Jackson wrote in her dissent.

Pop quiz, Justice Jumanji- from which planet would said Martian be coming?

Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2025 01:22 PM (AU+PG)

58 I know that not all Canadians are like this, and I do understand the blue city effect but... watching Canadians prepare to fix their country then freaking out over Trump joking about annexing Canada and voting in more of the same lunacy they all grew to hate was just jaw-dropping.

It is extremely difficult to take a country that pulls that kind of stunt seriously.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:22 PM (dfIr7)

59 I get Tuscan Shrubbery. Costs a bit more.

Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2025 01:22 PM (fV+MH)

60 Piper has gone over to the dark side. I wonder what kompromat CBD has on her.
Posted by: Bulg

Pictures of Piper in yoga pants.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2025 01:18 PM (H7X8V)

We're going to have to be the judge of that.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 30, 2025 01:22 PM (i24o9)

61 George W "we're not here to take the oil..."

Donald J. "why didn't we take the oil...?"

Because it is a logistical pain in the ass. I’m trying to figure out why, with U.S. demand for oil going up, why more drilling isn’t happening in this country.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 30, 2025 01:22 PM (BugZp)

62 I get the impression Trump's a little torqued off about 2020 and the disrespect afterwards. A lot of chits are being collected.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2025 01:22 PM (Q4IgG)

63 If DU was a country, it'd be Canada.

Reminder:
Over the last 10 years, the annual average growth of Canada is 0.5%.
Not 5%. One half of one percent.
And that's with having the lowest transportation costs to the biggest market in the world.

Even Germany and Japan are over 5%.

And, in that time, Canada has imported over 500k new welfare immigrants.

The country is fucked.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 30, 2025 01:22 PM (7n9I3)

64 DJT should also ask for a shrubbery. One that looks nice and is not too expensive.
Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2025 01:20 PM (0w7Of)

======

But what if there's need of a path?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:21 PM


A path! A path!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2025 01:22 PM (kgE5c)

65 Trump keeps winning because he isn't taking a piece of the action.

Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2025 01:23 PM (i0F8b)

66 59 I get Tuscan Shrubbery. Costs a bit more.
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2025 01:22 PM (fV+MH)


*pssst* Hey, I can hook you up.

Posted by: Roger the Shrubber at June 30, 2025 01:23 PM (TbWk/)

67 > Yeah, its unworkable. Gold is a lot easier to assay than other valuables, but its still not something any business but a jewelry store or pawn shop is prepared to do. Seems more a gesture than anything serious.

Like many political gestures, it is going to cause real problems. I can imagine there are many aggrieved guys out there of a certain type who are being forced to pay fines and fees to TX government offices. They will be bringing in random pieces of gold of various quality to the court clerk or other officials and demanding they take said gold as payment.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 30, 2025 01:23 PM (lIio7)

68 "Dear Canadians, we hate Carney too"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2025 01:23 PM (D7oie)

69 Politico: Canada joins NATO push for 5 percent
Prime Minister Mark Carney is embracing spending amid rising Arctic tensions. 6/25/25

In part, "Prime Minister Mark Carney says Canada is committed to reaching NATO’s new defense spending target of 5 percent of GDP by 2035."

And, "Carney’s comments indicate Canada plans to leverage its critical mineral wealth as part of its military contribution to NATO. The U.S. also needs Canada’s rare earth minerals because they are required to power all 21st century digital technology, from high-tech weapons and surveillance equipment to everything powered by artificial intelligence."

One thing leads to another.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 30, 2025 01:23 PM (NFX2v)

70
Canada is like Europe. They can't innovate any more so they hobble the US, which can. Tax and regulate.

I saw an interesting graphic some time ago. If you take the market caps of EU startups over the last 50 years that are over some billions of dollars, the total is about the market cap of Home Depot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 01:23 PM (/HVsR)

71 A path! A path!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


A shining one, even!

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

72 For the first time in my life, the United States of America has a President that understands and uses the "go get daddy's belt" tactic in dealing with silly little pissant countries like Canada.

One man. One moment. God bless Donald Trump.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 30, 2025 01:23 PM (2J/Lj)

73 What do call a mortgage on Mars?

Alien.
Posted by: Bulg

That's terrible.

(Major groaner but excellent)

Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2025 01:23 PM (H7X8V)

74 Speculation is she might have initially used "An Alien", because that would make more sense with "from another planet". What planet do Martians come from? But alien is a forbidden word in wokeland.

My speculation is that she didn't write a bit of it, and had some staffer do the job so she can spend more time yapping and starring in LGBQWERTY plays

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:24 PM (dfIr7)

75 71 A path! A path!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


A shining one, even!
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:23 PM (77rzZ)

======

Golden Path > Shining Path

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

76 Daddy's hoooome

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 30, 2025 01:24 PM (Gmq6N)

77 58 I know that not all Canadians are like this, and I do understand the blue city effect but... watching Canadians prepare to fix their country then freaking out over Trump joking about annexing Canada and voting in more of the same lunacy they all grew to hate was just jaw-dropping.

It is extremely difficult to take a country that pulls that kind of stunt seriously.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:22 PM (dfIr7)

CBC was shrieking about Trump’s “threat” every single day, even wondering why King Charles III wasn’t intervening on behalf of Canada. It’s not too surprising, really.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 30, 2025 01:24 PM (BugZp)

78 Something like 78% of all of Canada's trade is with the US. A trade war would crush them in a few hours. Carney showed slightly more brains than Trudeau

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 30, 2025 01:24 PM (eBgDF)

79 77 CBC was shrieking about Trump’s “threat” every single day, even wondering why King Charles III wasn’t intervening on behalf of Canada. It’s not too surprising, really.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 30, 2025 01:24 PM (BugZp)

======

The opposition leader (who lost his own parliamentary race) was promising to keep up immigration levels.

He was a shit alternative.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

80 Maybe one reason for the desultory drilling is the price of oil appears low.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 30, 2025 01:25 PM (MMp6W)

81 CBC was shrieking about Trump’s “threat” every single day, even wondering why King Charles III wasn’t intervening on behalf of Canada.
Posted by: Cow Demon

No Kings!

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:25 PM (77rzZ)

82 Meanwhile in Greece.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 30, 2025 01:25 PM (Iv8wu)

83 Politico: Canada joins NATO push for 5 percent
Prime Minister Mark Carney is embracing spending amid rising Arctic tensions.


If Carney crushes their economy, they can lock in a pretty good deal.

Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2025 01:25 PM (AU+PG)

84
Of course, Canada might pull out the Doomsday Weapon: another Justin Bieber.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 01:25 PM (/HVsR)

85 I love the Daddy Trump thing. I just wish the guy that coined it didn't have a Christolph Watz sounding accent, because when he says "Daddy Trump," is going to spank them, in that accent, there's no way it doesn't sound creepy.

Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 01:25 PM (Eng1Z)

86 Canada was a country of nice people who seemed to enjoy the cold, accepted toffs speaking French in the middle of their country, who were polite, and did their duty when called.

Now it's a liberal shithole with taxes that are worse than California's.

NEVER, and I mean never, let the libs run your country.
(We have enough experience to be experts.)

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 30, 2025 01:26 PM (PMtkd)

87 When is the last time that Canada wasn’t a totally cucked nation?

Posted by: Open Channel D at June 30, 2025 01:26 PM (gYnrv)

88 yeah, seems altered maybe

It does to me, too. It looks like one of those old "transition" pictures between two people, a bit blurry in some features.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:26 PM (dfIr7)

89 In part, "Prime Minister Mark Carney says Canada is committed to reaching NATO’s new defense spending target of 5 percent of GDP by 2035."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 30, 2025 01:23 PM (NFX2v)

2035? That's a reverse GOPe, spending that will never materialize.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 30, 2025 01:26 PM (i24o9)

90 Ug

@yashar
·
12m
DENVER (AP) — An 82-year-old Colorado woman who was injured in a Molotov cocktail attack on demonstrators in support of Israeli hostages this month has died, according to court documents filed Monday.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 30, 2025 01:27 PM (mlg/3)

91 Canada's problem is that they have been bought by China but China doesn't SPF lumber and maple syrup. They want the oil and food.

Posted by: Accomack at June 30, 2025 01:27 PM (+sNap)

92 Of course this does nothing to make Musk less mad at Trump.

Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2025 01:27 PM (pbPrT)

93 82 Meanwhile in Greece.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Ouzo shortage?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 30, 2025 01:27 PM (Dv3i1)

94 When is the last time that Canada wasn’t a totally cucked nation?
Posted by: Open Channel D at June 30, 2025 01:26 PM


Round about WWII? Maybe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2025 01:27 PM (kgE5c)

95
and did their duty when called.

________

Ehhhhh, the Conscription Crises in WWI and Ii would like a word. Not pretty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 01:27 PM (/HVsR)

96
No Kings!
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:25 PM (77rzZ)

And no Capes !

Posted by: Edna Mode at June 30, 2025 01:28 PM (VE6XX)

97 Meanwhile in Greece.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Ouzo shortage?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 30, 2025 01:27 PM


Nooooo!!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2025 01:28 PM (kgE5c)

98 Trump is stupid and doesn't know what he's doing. How does he keep winning?! He's always lucky. Let's cast spells on him. That will work!

Posted by: Leftists at June 30, 2025 01:28 PM (0eaVi)

99 The opposition leader (who lost his own parliamentary race) was promising to keep up immigration levels.

I suspect that he was the best Canada could do

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:28 PM (dfIr7)

100 Extra galactic immigrant TO Mars, from Alpha Centauri, after conquering Mars, then comes to Earth.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 30, 2025 01:28 PM (Gmq6N)

101 SPF?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 30, 2025 01:28 PM (Iv8wu)

102 When is the last time that Canada wasn’t a totally cucked nation?
Posted by: Open Channel D at June 30, 2025 01:26 PM

Remember, it was a Canadian who shot down the Red Baron.

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:28 PM (77rzZ)

103 99 The opposition leader (who lost his own parliamentary race) was promising to keep up immigration levels.

I suspect that he was the best Canada could do
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:28 PM (dfIr7)

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Since the Conservative Party withered and died after his promise, seems doubtful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

104 91 Canada's problem is that they have been bought by China but China doesn't SPF lumber and maple syrup. They want the oil and food.
Posted by: Accomack at June 30, 2025 01:27 PM (+sNap)

Yeah. Too bad Canada isn’t building a pipeline across northern BC to connect AB oil to the Pacific coast. Which you think would happen immediately if the PRC in fact bought Canada.

Posted by: Cow Demon at June 30, 2025 01:29 PM (BugZp)

105 POLITICO
@politico
82-year-old woman injured in Boulder firebomb attack has died
From politico.com
10:21 AM · Jun 30, 2025

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 30, 2025 01:29 PM (9aVck)

106 The Canadian attitude toward work was quite a bit different than ours - they worked hard to get to a certain point, but after that the government was going to take all the extra money so they turned their interests to other matters than career.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 30, 2025 01:29 PM (MMp6W)

107 DENVER (AP) — An 82-year-old Colorado woman who was injured in a Molotov cocktail attack on demonstrators in support of Israeli hostages this month has died, according to court documents filed Monday.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 30, 2025 01:27 PM (mlg/3)

So the ass hole has murder charges now too.. Have we deported his Family yet ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2025 01:29 PM (VE6XX)

108 Remember Canada was settled by a bunch of Tories.

Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2025 01:29 PM (pbPrT)

109 https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/06/30/ idaho-gunman-identified-per-ap-n2414972

Argh, a paywall! I get that people need to monetize if they have content people actually read, but they need to be a little more generous with how many per month trigger the paywall.

I started reading John Nolte's movie reviews at Dirty Harry's place back in 2004, around the same time I found this place. His movie reviews and analysis have been a part of my life for decades now. Breitbart has put ALL of that Nolte movie stuff behind a paywall, and I'm kind of furious at them. They are out of my regular news rotation as a result.

Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 01:29 PM (Eng1Z)

110
Pictures of Piper in yoga pants.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2025

That is hardly compromising- I spend my life in them. A picture of me NOT in leggings gs would be the shocker! Lol.

I just thought jumping on the retro tax bandwagon would be a good idea. And completely fair.

Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2025 01:30 PM (QzINz)

111 It's incredible to me that the yutz Carney keeps thinking he has some leverage over Trump
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 30, 2025 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

He thinks he won because he "stood up" to Trump in the aftermath of Trump's comments about a 51st state. It went to his head.

Poilievre would have been better off not to compete in the anti-Trumpism at the time. He should have taken a more confident, diplomatic stance, as in "I can deal with this guy, for the good of Canada."

Posted by: Ordinary Amerian at June 30, 2025 01:30 PM (WHfpM)

112 I tell you what, tip-top on my list of "What Worries Me" is:
"Will I be able to justify my domestic politics to the Ancient Martian Civilization when it returns from its eons-long sojourn through the stars, after fleeing Mars?"

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos tells me my theory of the ancient Mars civilization traversing the stars is crazy.

I'm printing copies of Jumanji Brown's dissent as proof I'm right--even a Supreme Court Justice agrees!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 30, 2025 01:30 PM (7n9I3)

113 89. 2035? That's a reverse GOPe, spending that will never materialize.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Indeed.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 30, 2025 01:30 PM (NFX2v)

114 The Canadians were badasses in WWI.

Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2025 01:30 PM (fV+MH)

115 When is the last time that Canada wasn’t a totally cucked nation?
Posted by: Open Channel D at June 30, 2025 01:26 PM


They once had an aviation industry.

Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2025 01:30 PM (jc0TO)

116 The suspected gunman who set a fire and then ambushed firefighters, killing two and wounding more, has been identified as 20-year-old Wess Roley"

https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/06/30/ idaho-gunman-identified-per-ap-n2414972
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The pic they included looks like a mug shot.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 30, 2025 01:12 PM (Dv3i1)

Or his ID card for Man Country.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2025 01:30 PM (0eaVi)

117 An 82-year-old Colorado woman who was injured in a Molotov cocktail attack on demonstrators in support of Israeli hostages this month has died, according to court documents filed Monday.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 30, 2025 01:27 PM (mlg/3)

So the ass hole has murder charges now too.. Have we deported his Family yet ?
Posted by: It's me donna


Didn't he already have murder charges? Surely, this woman was not the first to die from the attack.

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:30 PM (77rzZ)

118 No Kings!
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:25 PM (77rzZ)

CHarles III is pure WEF. He attended all the meetings until his coronation, then got very pissy when Rishi told him that as king he could not attend.
The UK is lost and Canada is close to it. I see no need to help them out of their immigration choices. Europe cheered as the first few waves of muz arrived and held signs "Better Rapists than Racists". They knew what they were getting and sacrificed their children and daughters.

Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 01:31 PM (FZn/N)

119
Didn't he already have murder charges? Surely, this woman was not the first to die from the attack.
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:30 PM (77rzZ)

I think she is ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2025 01:31 PM (VE6XX)

120 Canada does have one of the best national anthems. Gotta give them credit on that one.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 01:31 PM (viF8m)

121 112 I tell you what, tip-top on my list of "What Worries Me" is:
"Will I be able to justify my domestic politics to the Ancient Martian Civilization when it returns from its eons-long sojourn through the stars, after fleeing Mars?"

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos tells me my theory of the ancient Mars civilization traversing the stars is crazy.

I'm printing copies of Jumanji Brown's dissent as proof I'm right--even a Supreme Court Justice agrees!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 30, 2025 01:30 PM (7n9I3)

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I like to imagine aliens as hardcore individualists who watched their collectivists civilizations die out from lack of innovation who would show up and be all, "What the fuck? Communism? What are you assholes doing?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

122
You can't have a "Big Beautiful" tax bill without a festive little hat.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 30, 2025 01:32 PM (CXi6n)

123 I'm not going to make a big deal about Piper in yoga pants , but we probably should.

Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2025 01:32 PM (fV+MH)

124
Canada does have one of the best national anthems. Gotta give them credit on that one.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 01:31 PM (viF8m)

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Before they neutered it. Same thing with "The Maple Leaf Forever".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 01:32 PM (/HVsR)

125 Remember, it was a Canadian who shot down the Red Baron.
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:28 PM


Come again, mate?

Posted by: The Australians at June 30, 2025 01:32 PM (kgE5c)

126 I know of a very successful entrepreneur in my line of work in Canada who is plotting a move to America. He's a conservative guy and he's disgusted.

Posted by: Ordinary Amerian at June 30, 2025 01:32 PM (WHfpM)

127 Trump is implementing the Eddie Murphy's Father at the Barbecue brand of foreign policy...

"Hey Canada... your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she. Your wife is a Bigfoot. That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfuckin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak."

Posted by: ... at June 30, 2025 01:32 PM (VPwHp)

128 Oh Canada.
I have absolutely no idea what this means but America fuck yeah!!
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2025 01:15 PM (fV+MH)

That's because you missed the sad head shake.

Oh Canada. (sad head shake)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2025 01:33 PM (0eaVi)

129 Canada obviously proposed the tax to get something back. They have been playing Trump like a drum.

If they turn off the oil spigot, and the electric switch, they'll get whatever they want.

When dealing with the Orange Regime,.never give him what he wants. If you are using a threat as a bargaining chip, USE IT, then you can back down when/if they fold. Backing down before hand is capitulation.

(Canadian Reddit follows

Canada's economic policies being subject to the "Truth" Social posts of that madman south of the border isn't a good look, no matter how pragmatic of a move some might be consider that to be.

This is starting to look more like an own goal on Carney's part. If they were not committed to implementing the DST, then why didn't they just pause it while negotiations were ongoing?

The fact Trump threw a tantrum over it and spent the weekend ranting about Dairy tells you he didnt get the reaction he actually wanted. If DST is his win, which American voters do it help? Weve made our concessions before softwood, steel, autos, or fertilizer are even raised. And the DST can always just be reinstated can't it?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 30, 2025 01:33 PM (JCZqz)

130 I don't know about the TX law, but similar laws in other states have in effect reduced the tax on the sale of gold and silver to zero, since it is not an object, it is now money. On the whole though it won't be trying to buy a dozen eggs with your Mom's greenish wedding band, it would be with coined money or "rounds" with some sort of mint mark. There are some methods of verifying purity, which will probably become more available.

There are some benefits to this law beyond that, it allows pledging it for security, and allows the purchase of items with it, without extra faffing around like you would get if you tried some contract to buy a house with 27 new cars.

The current experience is that purchases in gold will be fairly large purchases, Dollars for groceries. Gold will allow more people to actually save in non-inflationary currency.
I also wonder what TX attitude is for stablecoins.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2025 01:33 PM (D7oie)

131 RIP the woman in Boulder and the firefighters in Coeur D'Alene.

I can't imagine what depraved monster sets a fire to LURE firefighters there to be murdered. And all of this on top of the 4th of July weekend, when tourists will be heading to the lake for fireworks, and they will be busy anyway. Add two murders of their own people on top of it. Just horrendous.

Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 01:33 PM (Eng1Z)

132 Canada does have one of the best national anthems. Gotta give them credit on that one.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 01:31 PM (viF8m)

Tom's Sawyer's pretty good, if overplayed.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 30, 2025 01:33 PM (i24o9)

133 Oh, so sad.

Bob Vylan lost their agent now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:33 PM (GBKbO)

134 Canada also has Banff national park which is every bit as nice as Cuyahoga Valley.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 30, 2025 01:34 PM (MMp6W)

135 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 30, 2025 01:33 PM (JCZqz)

How long have they been rooting against America?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 30, 2025 01:34 PM (Dv3i1)

136 Posit: KJB is from Mars. Alien entity, as it were.

Discuss.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 30, 2025 01:34 PM (tT6L1)

137 By the way, a tik tok guy went "viral" for filming himself spraying fresh produce in a grocery store with flea and tick poison. He's been tried and throw in prison for years.

Aside from how shockingly idiotic that was, imagine him meeting his cellmate(s). They will demand his papers to see what he's in for. That won't go well for him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:34 PM (dfIr7)

138 Eh, nice one. I like the way you kept going even after she passed out. She'll come round. Need a clean up?

Posted by: Canada from the corner cuck chair at June 30, 2025 01:34 PM (ilm3O)

139 When is the last time that Canada wasn’t a totally cucked nation?

Posted by: Open Channel D at June 30, 2025 01:26 PM

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1021 A.D.?

Posted by: ShainS -- Digital Arsonist (former Stochastic Terrorist) at June 30, 2025 01:34 PM (KIpGz)

140 My bucket list still includes visiting Flin Flon, Manitoba.

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:35 PM (77rzZ)

141 116 The suspected gunman who set a fire and then ambushed firefighters, killing two and wounding more, has been identified as 20-year-old Wess Roley"

https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/06/30/ idaho-gunman-identified-per-ap-n2414972
___

The pic they included looks like a mug shot.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 30, 2025 01:12 PM (Dv3i1)

Or his ID card for Man Country.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2025 01:30 PM (0eaVi)

and he was found because of his fucking cell phone, because of course he had a cell phone during his spree shooting....fucking zoomers....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 30, 2025 01:35 PM (xcxpd)

142 129 Canada obviously proposed the tax to get something back. They have been playing Trump like a drum.

If they turn off the oil spigot, and the electric switch, they'll get whatever they want.

When dealing with the Orange Regime,.never give him what he wants. If you are using a threat as a bargaining chip, USE IT, then you can back down when/if they fold. Backing down before hand is capitulation.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepi

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Dear lord, these people are fun to read.

If it's so simple, why doesn't Carney do it? Why doesn't he bring us to our knees by cutting off our oil imports?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

143 120 Canada does have one of the best national anthems. Gotta give them credit on that one.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 01:31 PM (viF8m)

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Yes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 30, 2025 01:35 PM (PMtkd)

144 When is the last time that Canada wasn’t a totally cucked nation?

Posted by: Open Channel D at June 30, 2025 01:26 PM

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1021 A.D.?
Posted by: ShainS

Nah, those skrellings were whiny bitches even then.
-- Zombie Leif Ericsson

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:36 PM (77rzZ)

145 Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

So they have not decided on a narrative yet to download for all the NPCs LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:36 PM (dfIr7)

146 CBC was shrieking about Trump’s “threat” every single day, even wondering why King Charles III wasn’t intervening on behalf of Canada.
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Yeah, they had a whole bunch of Canadians seriously believing that the US was going to invade.

Like, literally march troops across the border.

But wait! It gets crazier:
They also were pontificating on air how Canada would win--WIN!--such an engagement.

Stupid shit like, "the average Canadian military member is considered equal to a US Special Forces because they are proficient in 3 different calibers of firearms and trained to drive multiple vehicles."

FFS, being able to drive a Prius, a snowmobile and a wheelbarrow is not a feat.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 30, 2025 01:36 PM (7n9I3)

147 Pop quiz, Justice Jumanji- from which planet would said Martian be coming?
Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2025 01:22 PM

How could she know? She's not an astrophysicist...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 30, 2025 01:36 PM (IY+he)

148 > Didn't he already have murder charges? Surely, this woman was not the first to die from the attack.
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:30 PM (77rzZ)

I think she is ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2025 01:31 PM (VE6XX)
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IIRC an elderly man died at the scene of the attack.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2025 01:36 PM (Q4IgG)

149 Maybe one reason for the desultory drilling is the price of oil appears low.
Posted by: Oglebay at June 30, 2025 01:25 PM (MMp6W)


Drilling and refining are long term projects. no one is going to invest like that if Joe Biden III suddenly shows up in 3-1/2 year to hammer fossil fuels flat, again

Right now everyone is working on tapped reserves, waiting until the risk is equal to the potential profit

Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2025 01:36 PM (D7oie)

150 146 Yeah, they had a whole bunch of Canadians seriously believing that the US was going to invade.

Like, literally march troops across the border.

But wait! It gets crazier:
They also were pontificating on air how Canada would win--WIN!--such an engagement.

Stupid shit like, "the average Canadian military member is considered equal to a US Special Forces because they are proficient in 3 different calibers of firearms and trained to drive multiple vehicles."

FFS, being able to drive a Prius, a snowmobile and a wheelbarrow is not a feat.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 30, 2025 01:36 PM (7n9I3)

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And now their PM is dancing to Trump's tune on command.

I hope his government falls apart soon. Should be amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

151 three things do not lie: children, drunks and yoga pants

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 30, 2025 01:37 PM (xcxpd)

152 IIRC an elderly man died at the scene of the attack.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2025 01:36 PM (Q4IgG)

I didn't know that

Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2025 01:37 PM (VE6XX)

153 And as much as it pains me to admit it, Quebec City is a beautiful place. Particularly in the winter.

The Chateau Frontenac is very nice. You get all the arrogance of French speaking people without having to cross an ocean.

Ok, that's a couple nice things I've said about Canada and only because its their "independence" day tomorrow. Back to trashing the Mexicans in overcoats.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 01:37 PM (viF8m)

154 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 30, 2025 01:33 PM (JCZqz)

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They are consistent. Consistently wrong. Another planet wrong.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 30, 2025 01:37 PM (PMtkd)

155 151 three things do not lie: children, drunks and yoga pants
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at June 30, 2025 01:37 PM (xcxpd)

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"We're working on the last one."
-Lululemon, probably

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

156 A couple of Milwaukee cops were shot the other day by a guy who was let out on a deal for having a stolen car . The guy was on probation and the deal was approved by Judge Dugan, who was suspended and arrested for helping an illegal avoid ICE.
One of the cops died today. African American with six years on the force

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 30, 2025 01:38 PM (eBgDF)

157 Oil is down.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 30, 2025 01:38 PM (Iv8wu)

158
@BreakingNews
BREAKING: Trump administration sues Los Angeles over its immigration policies, claiming that the city's law discriminates against federal law enforcement by treating them differently from other law enforcement authorities. Jun 30, 2025

And,

The New Republic, 'Justice Department Announces Chilling Plan to Revoke Citizenship'
Trump’s DOJ issued a directive making it a priority to strip some Americans of their citizenship. June 30, 2035

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 30, 2025 01:38 PM (NFX2v)

159
FFS, being able to drive a Prius, a snowmobile and a wheelbarrow is not a feat.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 30, 2025 01:36 PM (7n9I3)

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Holy shit that's funny.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 30, 2025 01:38 PM (PMtkd)

160 Canada does have one of the best national anthems.

They changed the wording recently to make it "gender neutral".

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:39 PM (dfIr7)

161 158 The New Republic, 'Justice Department Announces Chilling Plan to Revoke Citizenship'
Trump’s DOJ issued a directive making it a priority to strip some Americans of their citizenship. June 30, 2035
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 30, 2025 01:38 PM (NFX2v)

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People who lie on citizenship forms can have their citizenship revoked.

It's a thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

162 Canada does have one of the best national anthems. Gotta give them credit on that one.
____

French national anthem is surprising, considering...

Let's go children of the fatherland,
The day of glory has arrived!
Against us tyranny's
bloody flag is raised!
In the countryside, do you hear
The roaring of these fierce soldiers?
They come right to our arms
To slit the throats of our sons, our friends!

Grab your weapons, citizens!
Form your battalions!
Let us march! Let us march!
May impure blood
Water our fields!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 30, 2025 01:39 PM (Dv3i1)

163 Piper, if Ace did ever charge a retroactive tax on every time I go off topic here, I think I'd be bankrupt!

Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 01:39 PM (Eng1Z)

164 >>> 137 By the way, a tik tok guy went "viral" for filming himself spraying fresh produce in a grocery store with flea and tick poison. He's been tried and throw in prison for years.

Aside from how shockingly idiotic that was, imagine him meeting his cellmate(s). They will demand his papers to see what he's in for. That won't go well for him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:34 PM (dfIr7)

If it were up to me *any* food tampering would be treated as attempted murder.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2025 01:39 PM (ULPxl)

165 "If I look around and see a guy furiously masturbating across the street from a fire, that's gonna be my number one suspect."

-Norm Macdonald

Posted by: ... at June 30, 2025 01:39 PM (VPwHp)

166 164 If it were up to me *any* food tampering would be treated as attempted murder.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2025 01:39 PM (ULPxl)

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*pauses with bag of carrots over the cooking chili*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

167 Yeah, its unworkable. Gold is a lot easier to assay than other valuables, but its still not something any business but a jewelry store or pawn shop is prepared to do. Seems more a gesture than anything serious.

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Gold can be sputtered on PET film then laminated to printed PET with QR codes or some serial number identifying its quality.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 30, 2025 01:40 PM (Vh9CX)

168 145 Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

So they have not decided on a narrative yet to download for all the NPCs LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

The comments I was reading on the r/CanadianPolitics subreddit were MUCH more reasonable and coherent than the few on DU. Even if they don't like Trump. For instance:

All that does is legitimize what Trump is doing. 70 million Americans woke up this morning going "see, we told you Trump was the bestest negotiator on earth!" This will grow his support. We need them to see the Fanta menace for the useless sac of shit that he is.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 30, 2025 01:40 PM (JCZqz)

169 I don't go off topic, I steer the conversation.

Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2025 01:40 PM (jc0TO)

170 There is unrest in the forrest
The canucks can't sell their trees
The government screams oppression
Then just falls to their knees.

Posted by: Rejected Rush lyrics at June 30, 2025 01:40 PM (LgDgc)

171 >>> 142 129 Canada obviously proposed the tax to get something back. They have been playing Trump like a drum.

If they turn off the oil spigot, and the electric switch, they'll get whatever they want.

When dealing with the Orange Regime,.never give him what he wants. If you are using a threat as a bargaining chip, USE IT, then you can back down when/if they fold. Backing down before hand is capitulation.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepi

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Dear lord, these people are fun to read.

If it's so simple, why doesn't Carney do it? Why doesn't he bring us to our knees by cutting off our oil imports?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

That, and "turn off the electric switch", like there's some big fcking button they can use to turn off ALL ELECTRICITY IN THE ENTIRE US. Even Alaska and Hawaii!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2025 01:41 PM (ULPxl)

172 Posit: KJB is from Mars. Alien entity, as it were.

Discuss.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 30, 2025 01:34 PM (tT6L1)

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"Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars -- yeah, that tracks."

/Martian Biologist

Posted by: ShainS -- Digital Arsonist (former Stochastic Terrorist) at June 30, 2025 01:41 PM (KdWJs)

173 The New Republic, 'Justice Department Announces Chilling Plan to Revoke Citizenship'
Trump’s DOJ issued a directive making it a priority to strip some Americans of their citizenship. June 30, 2035
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 30, 2025 01:38 PM (NFX2v)

I cheer this move. If they lied on the papers and, lie that ah in NYC did not disclose their communist ways, do it. f they came here to represent SOmalia, do it. If the came here t support Sharia, do it. If they do it to support mexico, do it.

Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 01:41 PM (FZn/N)

174 People who lie on citizenship forms can have their citizenship revoked.

It's a thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

Congressmutants aren't "people", though, technically speaking.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2025 01:41 PM (VoAdT)

175 People who lie on citizenship forms can have their citizenship revoked.

It's a thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:39 PM


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: BroFo Omar at June 30, 2025 01:41 PM (kgE5c)

176 Sticks and Maple Syrup?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 30, 2025 01:41 PM (Iv8wu)

177 168 All that does is legitimize what Trump is doing. 70 million Americans woke up this morning going "see, we told you Trump was the bestest negotiator on earth!" This will grow his support. We need them to see the Fanta menace for the useless sac of shit that he is.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 30, 2025 01:40 PM (JCZqz)

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Americans don't give a shit about Canada on the whole.

We don't really understand what we rely on them for (mostly wood and oil), and any impact to prices will be diffuse and explainable for other reasons.

Canada, though, entirely needs us. Tough lesson to learn, but Canada is a subservient nation. It's almost a vassal state it relies on us so much.

For their own good, they should probably figure that out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

178 Fanta menace

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 30, 2025 01:40 PM (JCZqz)

That's funnier than anything I've seen on DU, but, yeah, low bar.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 30, 2025 01:42 PM (i24o9)

179 French national anthem is surprising, considering...

There's a reason it is often PLAYED a French events, but rarely SUNG. The modern French are too soy.

Posted by: Military Moron at June 30, 2025 01:42 PM (JCZqz)

180 >>> Canada does have one of the best national anthems. Gotta give them credit on that one.

Sounds like I'm in the minority here, but I've heard it at many a hockey game, and it's SO plodding there. The singer always draws it out and it just gets monotonous. Pretty but sleep inducing when you're waiting for some hockey action.

Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 01:42 PM (Eng1Z)

181 174 People who lie on citizenship forms can have their citizenship revoked.

It's a thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

Congressmutants aren't "people", though, technically speaking.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2025 01:41 PM (VoAdT)

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Fair enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

182 I met Carlos Santana when he was checking out and I was checking into a hotel in Vancouver.

Dude was wearing a cape like Zorro. Not many people can get away with wearing a cape. Carlos could.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 01:42 PM (viF8m)

183 Victory is the absence of Defeat: Khammeni understands LIB evil better than "the Good" and why Trump's refusal to destroy the enemy when he had the chance will go down in history as the most serious mistake since Clinton's refusal to give the sniper-shot on OBL to go ahead because he couldn't be bothered to stop watching the SuperBowl -- even if the feed was interrupted...

"If that's the case, the answer is NO."

Remember who caused this:
"to leave now we would send a message to terrorists and other potential adversaries around the world that they can change our policies by killing our people. It would be open season on Americans."
-- Bill Clinton '93

To abandon this area now -- and to rely only on efforts against alQaeda from a distance -- would significantly hamper our ability to keep the pressure on al Qaeda, and create an UNACCEPTABLE RISK of additional attacks on our homeland and our allies.
-- OBAMA'09

This is not in our national security interest.
-- IceKingJOE abandoning afghanistan

LIBs. Not ONLY sponsoring our Adversaries, but actively Defending them as well -- July4. Proudly doing unto their own people, PRECISELY what they forbid us to do to our Adversiares.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at June 30, 2025 01:43 PM (pmNKM)

184 That, and "turn off the electric switch", like there's some big fcking button they can use to turn off ALL ELECTRICITY IN THE ENTIRE US. Even Alaska and Hawaii!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2025 01:41 PM


To be fair to them, they aren't very bright.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2025 01:43 PM (kgE5c)

185 heheheh.

"Fanta Menace".


I kinda like that one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2025 01:43 PM (VoAdT)

186 A five year old girl fell from a Disney cruise ship. Her dad jumped in as soon as he realized what happened. The ship crew was able to rescue both of them.

http://tiny.cc/92co001

Posted by: bonhomme at June 30, 2025 01:43 PM (lIio7)

187 > We need them to see the Fanta menace for the useless sac of shit that he is.

"Fanta menace." Because it's orange? That's fucking weak sauce.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2025 01:43 PM (Q4IgG)

188 If it's so simple, why doesn't Carney do it? Why doesn't he bring us to our knees by cutting off our oil imports?
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I'm sure DU has precisely calculated the full ramifications of this to a degree beyond human comprehension.

No. Seriously. Beyond comprehension.

Not that only US refineries are the few worldwide that can refine their crude.
Not that only blue states buy their electricity from Canada.

But, they have Thoughts That Are Right, and you are just a dumb conservative.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 30, 2025 01:43 PM (7n9I3)

189 186 A five year old girl fell from a Disney cruise ship. Her dad jumped in as soon as he realized what happened. The ship crew was able to rescue both of them.

http://tiny.cc/92co001
Posted by: bonhomme at June 30, 2025 01:43 PM (lIio7)

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Right after we watched the poop cruise documentary, too...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

190 The opposition leader (who lost his own parliamentary race) was promising to keep up immigration levels.

He was a shit alternative.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

He actually won it. They found fraud in the election, not to mention dozens of candidates. I remember every Canadian site assuring me fraud was impossible.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 01:43 PM (8avO+)

191 The New Republic, 'Justice Department Announces Chilling Plan to Revoke Citizenship'
Trump’s DOJ issued a directive making it a priority to strip some Americans of their citizenship. June 30, 2035
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at June 30, 2025 01:38 PM (NFX2v)

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People who lie on citizenship forms can have their citizenship revoked.

It's a thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:39 PM (GBKbO)
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Yea, this seems like another Low Hanging Fruit, 80/20 issue that could rid the country of a lot of parasite scumbags.

At this point, I want to throw every illegal or cheating motherfucker out. I don't care how long you've been here. I don't care whether you're productive or not. I don't care about any lame sob story. I. Don't. Give. A. Shit. Over the wall you go.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 30, 2025 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

192 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:36 PM (dfIr7)

You mean "Canada took advantage of stupid Trump by threatening something and then backing down but they shouldn't have done that, because Trump has ended up getting what he wanted in spite of himself and in spite of them" isn't a quality narrative?

Sounds like their usual stories.

Posted by: ... at June 30, 2025 01:44 PM (VPwHp)

193 The use of "chilling" plan is classic media garbage.

The "forboding plan."
The "hysterical plan."
The "death-defying plan."
The "malodorous plan."

Sheeeeet, anyone can write this drivel.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 30, 2025 01:44 PM (PMtkd)

194 What happens to electricity that isn't consumed?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 30, 2025 01:44 PM (Iv8wu)

195 In other news, the number 3 in the PSOE (Spanish Socialist party now in power) has been sent to prison for corruption and taking kickbacks, and Hugo [el pollo] Carvajal has plead guilty for drug trafficking in US courts

Carvajal, a retired Venezuelan Army general who was the head of the Venezuelan security force, has plead guilty of trafficking cocaine to Mexican cartels, and is implicated in the Venezuelan support of socialist candidates in other countries such as Brazil
His open guilty plea which could net him 50 years in prison may be an attempt to bargain for leniency in return for help in charting the actions of the Bolivarian government of Venezuela, Tren de Aragua, and support of the FARC in Colombia, as well as other espionage actions carried out by the government of Venezuela

Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2025 01:44 PM (D7oie)

196 That, and "turn off the electric switch", like there's some big fcking button they can use to turn off ALL ELECTRICITY IN THE ENTIRE US. Even Alaska and Hawaii!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2025 01:41 PM (ULPxl)

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* Cue Johnny and the power cord scene in "Airplane" *

Posted by: ShainS -- Digital Arsonist (former Stochastic Terrorist) at June 30, 2025 01:44 PM (FGy9z)

197 Dude was wearing a cape like Zorro. Not many people can get away with wearing a cape. Carlos could.
Posted by: JackStraw

Shirts vs blouses

Posted by: Zombie Prince at June 30, 2025 01:44 PM (JCZqz)

198 >>>166 164 If it were up to me *any* food tampering would be treated as attempted murder.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2025 01:39 PM (ULPxl)

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*pauses with bag of carrots over the cooking chili*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

Some consider the Barrel a fate worse than death.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2025 01:44 PM (ULPxl)

199 188 I'm sure DU has precisely calculated the full ramifications of this to a degree beyond human comprehension.

No. Seriously. Beyond comprehension.

Not that only US refineries are the few worldwide that can refine their crude.
Not that only blue states buy their electricity from Canada.

But, they have Thoughts That Are Right, and you are just a dumb conservative.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 30, 2025 01:43 PM (7n9I3)

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I'm sure there'd be a jump in prices, but American refining would probably make up for it in a matter of weeks.

All while Canada's cash flow just...stops.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

200 Fanta Menace ok LMAO

Posted by: ... at June 30, 2025 01:45 PM (VPwHp)

201 Canada? More like Cuckada. Amirite?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 30, 2025 01:45 PM (nwGCR)

202
He thinks he won because he "stood up" to Trump in the aftermath of Trump's comments about a 51st state.

Posted by: Ordinary Amerian

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By the way, this is going to be the brag of all the Democrat runners in 2028. Newsom especially will bray about how he "stood up" to Trump, challenged him in court, "And I will continue that fight when I am president as I dismantle all the destructive policies of this administration!!!"

Another reason why I hope Trump takes down California during Newsom's governorship. The Title IX violations, civil rights, suing and (fingers crossed) defunding over sanctuary jurisdictions, defund the Train to Nowhere, the works. Humiliate and reduce that nepo baby to a crust of hairgel and a set of veneers.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 30, 2025 01:45 PM (HuRzZ)

203 By the way, the Disney+ TV show Ironheart is hilariously bad. Shockingly so. Its not so much that there's woke crap in it -- there is, but its so bad that its not even offensive or problematics, its just lame. Its horribly written, contradictory, idiotic, behavior and plotting makes no sense, the main character is incredibly unlikable and narcissistic, and there are no good guys.

Ironheart is a scumbag thief who is lazy (black people wrote their black character as lazy and thieving, believe it or not). She doesn't want to be a hero, she wants to be recognized and praised. People repeatedly keep giving her better options and she rejects them all. Its like watching something a classroom of 3rd graders came up with after a meal of pop rocks and Red Bull, without talking to each other.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:45 PM (dfIr7)

204 Canada does have one of the best national anthems. Gotta give them credit on that one.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 01:31 PM (viF8m)


Sorry, Jack. "O, Canada" isn't even in the top 10. Poland and Spain have better anthems.

Out : "Elbows Up"

In: "Knuckle Under"

Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2025 01:45 PM (rj6Yv)

205 Any word on the Albertan Separtists?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 30, 2025 01:46 PM (Iv8wu)

206 For their own good, they should probably figure that out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

This is another group that deserves no support with their immigration decisions. On FB there were many canucks demanding that ICE protect their borders, NATO and shit, I said you don't invite the invasion and change your stupid little minds.

Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 01:46 PM (FZn/N)

207 Its like watching something a classroom of 3rd graders came up with after a meal of pop rocks and Red Bull, without talking to each other.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:45 PM (dfIr7)

Written by AI confirmed

Posted by: ... at June 30, 2025 01:46 PM (VPwHp)

208 Didn't the rioters shoot firefighters at the various L.A. riots over the years? Watts in '68, the Rodney King riots in '92, etc.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at June 30, 2025 01:46 PM (NXJrD)

209 What happens to electricity that isn't consumed?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 30, 2025 01:44 PM (Iv8wu)


It is "shorted out to ground" to keep the pressure up on the grid. There is a need to make a complete circuit, and there needs to be enough extra generated to keep the system from browning out under load.

I am told that about 1/3 of electricity generated is lost this way, and that is one of the reason why Bitcoin miners look to suck up that power, since it is otherwise wasted - and it is nothing but profit for the generation companies

Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2025 01:46 PM (D7oie)

210
Ask any lefty to explain electricity at even a basic level and they are clueless.

Ask them about power plants and transmission lines and the answers are hilarious.

Posted by: Auspex at June 30, 2025 01:47 PM (j4U/Z)

211 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 30, 2025 01:45 PM (HuRzZ)

YES!

Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 01:47 PM (FZn/N)

212 Canada? More like Cuckada. Amirite?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald


Shanada ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 30, 2025 01:47 PM (mlg/3)

213 186 A five year old girl fell from a Disney cruise ship. Her dad jumped in as soon as he realized what happened. The ship crew was able to rescue both of them.

http://tiny.cc/92co001
Posted by: bonhomme

Fell off? Considering it is a Disney cruise, she probably jumped trying to avoid some trans-pedo wannabe adult Princess kid grooming weirdo.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 30, 2025 01:47 PM (JCZqz)

214 >>> People who lie on citizenship forms can have their citizenship revoked. It's a thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:39 PM (GBKbO)_____
Yea, this seems like another Low Hanging Fruit, 80/20 issue that could rid the country of a lot of parasite scumbags.


*eyes Ilhan Omar, Zohran Mamdami, and Prince Harry*

Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 01:47 PM (Eng1Z)

215 A five year old girl fell from a Disney cruise ship. Her dad jumped in as soon as he realized what happened. The ship crew was able to rescue both of them.

http://tiny.cc/92co001
Posted by: bonhomme at June 30, 2025 01:43 PM (lIio7)

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Right after we watched the poop cruise documentary, too...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:43 PM (GBKbO)
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The word is, though, that the girl didn't "fall" in. The dad dropped her. He was holding her up on the railing for a photo.

It's interesting that the article says they turned the ship around, and then sent out the small boat. Why not just send out the small boat? You know how long it takes one of those cruise ships to turn around?

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 30, 2025 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

216 Trump still kicking ass and taking names. And the leftards cannot cope. Tis to pull one’s pudd til you bleed.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 30, 2025 01:48 PM (kzHlT)

217 I don't go off topic, I steer the conversation.
Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2025 01:40 PM (jc0TO)

I think you mean sneer

Posted by: ... at June 30, 2025 01:48 PM (VPwHp)

218 >>> 210
Ask any lefty to explain electricity at even a basic level and they are clueless.

Ask them about power plants and transmission lines and the answers are hilarious.
Posted by: Auspex at June 30, 2025 01:47 PM (j4U/Z)

*points at outlet*

It comes out of the WALL.

Don't you people know ANYTHING?!?!?!

Posted by: leftists at June 30, 2025 01:48 PM (ULPxl)

219 I am told that about 1/3 of electricity generated is lost this way, and that is one of the reason why Bitcoin miners look to suck up that power, since it is otherwise wasted - and it is nothing but profit for the generation companies
Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2025 01:46 PM (D7oie)

My problem with the bitcoin miners wasn’t ever the electricity, it was the total screwing of the GPU market.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 30, 2025 01:48 PM (TJLr1)

220 Carlos

https://tinyurl.com/yznwj6ht

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 01:48 PM (viF8m)

221 Seems Wes Roley's parents are MAGA and have had to take out a restraining order against their angry leftist son.

Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 01:48 PM (FZn/N)

222
Germany, Germany above all,
above all else in the world,
When it steadfastly holds together,
offensively and defensively,
with brotherhood.
From the Maas to the Memel,
from the Etsch to the [Little] Belt,
Germany, Germany above all,
above all else in the world.

Posted by: Fritz at June 30, 2025 01:49 PM (jc0TO)

223 Canada, though, entirely needs us. Tough lesson to learn, but Canada is a subservient nation. It's almost a vassal state it relies on us so much.

For their own good, they should probably figure that out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

They are pretty bad at being subservient, mostly to the harm of themselves. They used to be decent allies and aware of the power disparity. The Albertan premier seems to be wiser than all of East Canadia.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 01:49 PM (8avO+)

224 By the way, the Disney+ TV show Ironheart is hilariously bad. Shockingly so. Its not so much that there's woke crap in it -- there is, but its so bad that its not even offensive or problematics, its just lame. Its horribly written, contradictory, idiotic, behavior and plotting makes no sense, the main character is incredibly unlikable and narcissistic, and there are no good guys.

Ironheart is a scumbag thief who is lazy (black people wrote their black character as lazy and thieving, believe it or not). She doesn't want to be a hero, she wants to be recognized and praised. People repeatedly keep giving her better options and she rejects them all. Its like watching something a classroom of 3rd graders came up with after a meal of pop rocks and Red Bull, without talking to each other.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:45 PM (dfIr7)
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"I'm waiting for Ironcock"

-- Pete Bootyjuice

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 30, 2025 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

225 Deutschland Uber Alles.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 30, 2025 01:50 PM (Iv8wu)

226 It's predictable that the only "Americans" the Left cares about are the fake ones.

Posted by: ... at June 30, 2025 01:50 PM (VPwHp)

227 At this point, I want to throw every illegal or cheating motherfucker out.

Many July 4th fireworks shows canceled bcuz ICE might arrest wetbacks who attend. America, cancel your number one holiday for fucking Pedro's sake.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 30, 2025 01:50 PM (bFCtq)

228 223 They are pretty bad at being subservient, mostly to the harm of themselves. They used to be decent allies and aware of the power disparity. The Albertan premier seems to be wiser than all of East Canadia.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 01:49 PM (8avO+)

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Keep America happy, or find other customers and diversify.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

229 >>> 221 Seems Wes Roley's parents are MAGA and have had to take out a restraining order against their angry leftist son.
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 01:48 PM (FZn/N)

Odds it's an angry leftist *tranny* son?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2025 01:50 PM (ULPxl)

230 Written by AI confirmed
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2025 01:46 PM (VPwHp)

"HitlerGPT, Write an Iron Man movie except make Iron Man a black girl and make it a twelve episode series and then cram it into six episodes as hastily and lazily as possible."

"I don't know what any of this means, but okay."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2025 01:50 PM (VoAdT)

231 "I'm waiting for Ironcock"

-- Pete Bootyjuice

So say we all!

-- The Bulwark

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 30, 2025 01:50 PM (Dv3i1)

232 *eyes Ilhan Omar, Zohran Mamdami, and Prince Harry*
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 01:47 PM (Eng1Z)

“Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I gotta say, if I knew that marrying my brother to get into the country was wrong, I would have never done that.”

~ Ilhan Omar, channeling George Castanza

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 30, 2025 01:50 PM (TJLr1)

233 @210 power plays trap lighting bolts

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 30, 2025 01:50 PM (eBgDF)

234 >>> Ironheart is a scumbag thief who is lazy (black people wrote their black character as lazy and thieving, believe it or not). She doesn't want to be a hero, she wants to be recognized and praised. People repeatedly keep giving her better options and she rejects them all. Its like watching something a classroom of 3rd graders came up with ...

It was either Nerdrotic or Ethan Van Sciver that reviewed the Ironheart comic when it first landed, and they described her in those as an absolute psychopath. No empathy or common sense. Sounds like they got the TV show right!

Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 01:51 PM (Eng1Z)

235 *eyes Ilhan Omar, Zohran Mamdami, and Prince Harry*
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 01:47 PM (Eng1Z)

Prince Harry never became a citizen here. Get rid of all the sharia types, and even anchorbaby Huma. Lt Col Bearclaw also comes to mind.

Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 01:51 PM (FZn/N)

236 Why not just send out the small boat? You know how long it takes one of those cruise ships to turn around?

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 30, 2025 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

Probably man overboard SOP. Sure, it takes a long time to turn it around, but they ain't trolling around looking for bobbing corpses, and they probably ain't launching while fully under weigh.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 30, 2025 01:51 PM (i24o9)

237 That, and "turn off the electric switch", like there's some big fcking button they can use to turn off ALL ELECTRICITY IN THE ENTIRE US. Even Alaska and Hawaii!!!
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Well you see, son, electric is just like any other good, like lumber, jars of syrup or blocks of cheese.
If you can't sell it right away, you can store it in Electrical Boxes down at the warehouse on Electric Avenue.
And when you're ready to sell at a good price, you just rock on down there, and sell it higher.
I went to University, and my math is mathin.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 30, 2025 01:51 PM (7n9I3)

238 236 Why not just send out the small boat? You know how long it takes one of those cruise ships to turn around?

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 30, 2025 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

Probably man overboard SOP. Sure, it takes a long time to turn it around, but they ain't trolling around looking for bobbing corpses, and they probably ain't launching while fully under weigh.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 30, 2025 01:51 PM (i24o9)

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Keep the distance from growing, at a minimum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

239 Posted by: Fritz at June 30, 2025 01:49 PM

That actually does sound better in the original German.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2025 01:52 PM (kgE5c)

240 I wonder what kompromat CBD has on her.

Posted by: Bulg

Pictures of Piper in yoga pants.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2025 01:18 PM (H7X8V)

No. That's pictures of Garrett in yoga pants.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 30, 2025 01:52 PM (L5An7)

241 > People who lie on citizenship forms can have their citizenship revoked. It's a thing.
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Trump wants a new census. Specifically he wants a count of American citizens. Not including illegals / migrants that have not obtained citizenship.

If it happens it would likely rearrange the number of seats some states, like California, would have in Congress.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2025 01:52 PM (Q4IgG)

242 At this point, I want to throw every illegal or cheating motherfucker out.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

And I wanna get rid of every bilingual sign in the country. No more espanol. Everything in English only.

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:52 PM (77rzZ)

243 210
Ask any lefty to explain electricity at even a basic level and they are clueless.



What’s there to explain? I plug something I to the wall and it starts charging. Duh.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 30, 2025 01:52 PM (nwGCR)

244 So another deranged shooter is a leftard. Color me unsurprised. Liberalism is clearly a mental illness.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 30, 2025 01:52 PM (kzHlT)

245 Germany, Germany above all,
above all else in the world.
Posted by: Fritz at June 30, 2025 01:49 PM (jc0TO)

That is quite possibly the lamest anthem on Earth.

"America America
You're pretty great,
from the south bit to the north bit,
from the one ocean to the other one,
everyone else sucks
yadda yadda
America"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2025 01:52 PM (VoAdT)

246 A poor young woman bangs her back on a pony wall and uploads the video. The internet then takes that video and turns it into a silly, but fun little phenomenon.

http://tiny.cc/w2co001

Posted by: bonhomme at June 30, 2025 01:52 PM (lIio7)

247 Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer

How does one scrawny 20 year old who is built like a stick set a controlled wildfire, and then orchestrate an ambush of police officers and fire fighters and have perfect precision in a sniper fight which resulted in 11 first responders being shot?

I have lots of questions

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 30, 2025 01:52 PM (TGPs7)

248 It is "shorted out to ground" to keep the pressure up on the grid. There is a need to make a complete circuit, and there needs to be enough extra generated to keep the system from browning out under load.

I am told that about 1/3 of electricity generated is lost this way, and that is one of the reason why Bitcoin miners look to suck up that power, since it is otherwise wasted - and it is nothing but profit for the generation companies
Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2025 01:46 PM (D7oie)

you'd think the power could be used to achieve work that could be used later. Pumping water uphill or the equivalent.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 01:53 PM (8avO+)

249 241 Trump wants a new census. Specifically he wants a count of American citizens. Not including illegals / migrants that have not obtained citizenship.

If it happens it would likely rearrange the number of seats some states, like California, would have in Congress.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2025 01:52 PM (Q4IgG)

======

Genuinely, he should order a new reapportionment based on the Census's corrected 2020 numbers.

Estimates put it at 6 seats moving from blue states to red states. That alone. Still counting illegals and everything.

Suddenly, the GOP majority in the House increases by 12.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

250 Strangely, my Catholic grammar school song was set to the tune of the German national anthem.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 30, 2025 01:53 PM (3ImbR)

251 Trump wants a new census. Specifically he wants a count of American citizens. Not including illegals / migrants that have not obtained citizenship.



He tried that last time. And Roberts said no way Jose. Apparently it’s unconstitutional to ask someone “are you a citizen” on the census. Who knew.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 30, 2025 01:53 PM (nwGCR)

252 247 Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer

How does one scrawny 20 year old who is built like a stick set a controlled wildfire, and then orchestrate an ambush of police officers and fire fighters and have perfect precision in a sniper fight which resulted in 11 first responders being shot?

Everything is a conspiracy to her...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2025 01:53 PM (VE6XX)

253 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 30, 2025 01:52 PM (L5An7)

Ever coming back, or are you totally grenouille, now?

Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 01:53 PM (FZn/N)

254 Ask any lefty to explain electricity at even a basic level and they are clueless.

Ask them about power plants and transmission lines and the answers are hilarious.
Posted by: Auspex at June 30, 2025 01:47 PM (j4U/Z)

*points at outlet*

It comes out of the WALL.

Don't you people know ANYTHING?!?!?!

Posted by: leftists at June 30, 2025 01:48 PM (ULPxl)

The wife and I still joke at calling them holes, and giggle every time.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 30, 2025 01:53 PM (i24o9)

255 Electricity?
V = IR.

Posted by: That's all I remember at June 30, 2025 01:54 PM (PDyka)

256 250 Strangely, my Catholic grammar school song was set to the tune of the German national anthem.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 30, 2025 01:53 PM (3ImbR)


And Americans have a hymn to the tune of "God Save The King".

Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2025 01:54 PM (gKWVE)

257 Piper has gone over to the dark side.
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:16 PM


Oh noes!! Big Penguin has claimed another Moron?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2025 01:54 PM (0sNs1)

258 >>> 242 At this point, I want to throw every illegal or cheating motherfucker out.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

And I wanna get rid of every bilingual sign in the country. No more espanol. Everything in English only.
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:52 PM (77rzZ)

I thought OranageManBad had issued an EO declaring English the official language of the US way back in January or February, but maybe I'm remembering that wrong.

... but yeah, fck this "marque el dos" or pamphlets in the ER with 85 different languages or any of that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2025 01:54 PM (ULPxl)

259 >>Probably man overboard SOP. Sure, it takes a long time to turn it around, but they ain't trolling around looking for bobbing corpses, and they probably ain't launching while fully under weigh.

They are very lucky it was a relatively calm sea. People have no idea how hard it is to find a person on the open ocean in even moderate chop.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 01:55 PM (viF8m)

260 Electricity?
V = IR.
Posted by: That's all I remember at June 30, 2025 01:54 PM


E. E = IR.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 30, 2025 01:55 PM (0sNs1)

261 The national anthem scene in Casablanca reduces me to tears without even understanding a damned word of the song. Its so well done, one of the best scenes in movie history. Yeah its emotionally manipulative but it serves a bunch of useful purposes, not the least of which is showing Rick's changing heart and the power that Victor Lazlo had to lead and organize.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:55 PM (dfIr7)

262 A poor young woman bangs her back on a pony wall and uploads the video. The internet then takes that video and turns it into a silly, but fun little phenomenon.

http://tiny.cc/w2co001
Posted by: bonhomme at June 30, 2025 01:52 PM (lIio7)

That's a bedpost. It also looks a lot like a brand of cat scratching post.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 01:55 PM (8avO+)

263 They are pretty bad at being subservient, mostly to the harm of themselves. They used to be decent allies and aware of the power disparity. The Albertan premier seems to be wiser than all of East Canadia.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 01:49 PM (8avO+)

Think of the swamp creatures in Ottawa as the US Dem Party on steroids. Rigging the tax code and provincial revenue transfers to fill the coffers of the political class. The Maritime Provinces are net welfare recipients. Quebec perpetually has its hands out for special payments. Ontario elects buffoons like Doug Ford for the laughs and the graft. When Allberta has had enough, they might have to fight, literally, their way out of the Canadian looting system.

Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2025 01:55 PM (rj6Yv)

264 “ resulted in 11 first responders being shot?”

The 11 number was just online rumors. The number is 3.

Not that it makes it any less horrible, but when people like Loomer can’t even get the basics straight, ya kinda want to ignore their hot takes.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 30, 2025 01:55 PM (nwGCR)

265 Strangely, my Catholic grammar school song was set to the tune of the German national anthem.

===

The sun on the meadow is summery warm.
The stag in the forest runs freeeeee
But gather together to greet the storm.
Tomorrow belongs to meeeee

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2025 01:56 PM (g47mK)

266 you'd think the power could be used to achieve work that could be used later. Pumping water uphill or the equivalent.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 01:53 PM


Hello?

Posted by: Battery at June 30, 2025 01:56 PM (0sNs1)

267 I thought OranageManBad had issued an EO declaring English the official language of the US way back in January or February, but maybe I'm remembering that wrong.

... but yeah, fck this "marque el dos" or pamphlets in the ER with 85 different languages or any of that.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2025 01:54 PM (ULPxl)

yes he did, and I don't recall any TRO tricks to stop it.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 01:56 PM (8avO+)

268 The Alabama State Song is really long and almost entirely descriptive.

Alabama, Alabama,
We will aye be true to thee,
From thy Southern shore where groweth,
By the sea thine orange tree.
To thy Northern vale where floweth
Deep and blue thy Tennessee.
Alabama, Alabama
We will aye be true to thee!

Broad the Stream whose name thou bearest;
Grand thy Bigbee rolls along;
Fair thy Coosa-Tallapoosa
Bold thy Warrior, dark and strong.
Goodlier than the land that Moses
Climbed lone Nebo's Mount to see
Alabama, Alabama,
We will aye be true to thee!



And that is not even a third of the song

Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2025 01:57 PM (jc0TO)

269 Also yeah the kid is scrawny. So what? You don’t need to be a body builder to set a brush fire and shoot people.

I love a good conspiracy theory as much as the next guy. But come on. If the evidence Eve for it is “he’s skinny” then just move on.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 30, 2025 01:57 PM (nwGCR)

270 How do you use gold and silver in trade? With minted gold and silver coins with harsh laws for counterfeiting! Even a coin slot on a vending machine can tell a good coin from a bad one. Some years ago after a swim at the university pool, I tried to buy a soft drink from the coin operated vending machine. It kept rejecting one dime. I looked at it, and it was a silver Mercury dime. The machine wouldn’t take a silver dime because it weighed the wrong amount! I put it carefully away and purchased my drink with fiat money bimetallic coins.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 30, 2025 01:57 PM (nHcc1)

271 you'd think the power could be used to achieve work that could be used later. Pumping water uphill or the equivalent.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 01:53 PM (8avO+)


it probably could be, but there has to be enough flexibility to cover fluctuations in the load. The BPA was talking about adding that sort of pumping to dams to cover later loads, but apparently it never penciled out.
The nice thing about bitcoin mining is that they can absorb the fluctuations just fine, and I am not sure that other types of industry could. I think the reason for the Alcoa plants on the Columbia are for that reason alone, the dams have a lot of extra power as they power the region.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2025 01:57 PM (D7oie)

272 Sure, it takes a long time to turn it around, but they ain't trolling around looking for bobbing corpses, and they probably ain't launching while fully under weigh.

I don't know what it is now but it used to be standard to stop sailing, drop a boat, and go get them. Its a lot easier to look for people in the water from the deck of a gigantic ship than in a boat, so radios are involved.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:57 PM (dfIr7)

273 Canada might pull out the Doomsday Weapon: another Justin Bieber.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 01:25 PM
*****
Coming right up!
As soon as I'm out of jail.

Posted by: Diddy at June 30, 2025 01:57 PM (kBHjY)

274 This Canadian DST tax was also to apply retroactively back to 2022.

The likes of Meta, Amazon, X, Google, etc., would've owed Canada around C$2 billion in the next few days, the first time the tax was due, if Carney hadn't suspended it.

Trump had a right to be pissed.

Canada does want to tax American tech companies like the EU does. It's basically a tariff by another name. They can't compete so they tax, heavily, like every thing else.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 30, 2025 01:58 PM (6ydKt)

275 *and now in original German

Die Sonne auf der Wiese ist sommerlich warm.
Die Hirsche im Wald laufen frei herum.
Aber versammelt euch, um den Sturm zu begrüßen.
Der Morgen gehört mir.

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2025 01:58 PM (g47mK)

276 >>> Prince Harry never became a citizen here.

Eh, still want him kicked out because he lied about his drug use on his Visa to come here. And because he's a twat.

Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 01:58 PM (Eng1Z)

277 A poor young woman bangs her back on a pony wall and uploads the video. The internet then takes that video and turns it into a silly, but fun little phenomenon.

http://tiny.cc/w2co001
Posted by: bonhomme at June 30, 2025 01:52 PM (lIio7)

Looks like the foot of a bed frame to me. Maybe she was gonna film a little Only Fans action?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2025 01:58 PM (0eaVi)

278 Hello?
Posted by: Battery at June 30, 2025 01:56 PM (0sNs1)

yeah, but power plant sized batteries are expensive. Heating water is another good way to burn power.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 01:58 PM (8avO+)

279 their is a new APP called IceBlock where you can report ICE sightings, hell I might download it and start reports on Construction sites

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 30, 2025 01:58 PM (FCrpy)

280 Ever coming back, or are you totally grenouille, now?

Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 01:53 PM (FZn/N)

Coming back, but having a great time while I am here.

Parisian chicks know how to dress well for hot weather. And it's 96 degrees today.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 30, 2025 01:58 PM (L5An7)

281 221 Seems Wes Roley's parents are MAGA and have had to take out a restraining order against their angry leftist son.
Posted by: night lifted

I never believed I'd say this, but apparently Wesley Crusher > Wes Roley

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 30, 2025 01:58 PM (JCZqz)

282 The national anthem scene in Casablanca reduces me to tears without even understanding a damned word of the song. Its so well done, one of the best scenes in movie history. Yeah its emotionally manipulative but it serves a bunch of useful purposes, not the least of which is showing Rick's changing heart and the power that Victor Lazlo had to lead and organize.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Personally, I would've used the Battle Hymn of the Republic, but probably none of those Euroweenies would've known it.

Screw France.

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:59 PM (77rzZ)

283 Parisian chicks know how to dress well for hot weather.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 30, 2025 01:58 PM (L5An7)

Live it up!

Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 01:59 PM (FZn/N)

284 whoa ! text appeared out of nowhere !

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2025 01:59 PM (g47mK)

285 I'm okay with just destroying Canada's economy as the main goal. It's basically a rounding error for the US economy and its clear they are forever going to be a leftist, cuck nation anyway.

Posted by: Eldo at June 30, 2025 01:59 PM (kRhM/)

286 Eh, still want him kicked out because he lied about his drug use on his Visa to come here. And because he's a twat.
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 01:58 PM (Eng1Z)

But Mostly

Posted by: ... at June 30, 2025 01:59 PM (VPwHp)

287
Parisian chicks know how to dress well for hot weather. And it's 96 degrees today.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 30, 2025 01:58 PM (L5An7)

Aren't their hairy armpits off putting ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2025 01:59 PM (VE6XX)

288 Pretty sure Skynryd wrote the Alabama song

Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2025 01:59 PM (gKWVE)

289 I thought the Alabama state song was "Yea, Alabama"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2025 01:59 PM (0sNs1)

290 Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2025 01:59 PM (fV+MH)

291 Justin Bieber is on the road to death . We can pass on the replacement

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 30, 2025 01:59 PM (eBgDF)

292 New Internet Trend: Women removing their panties and tying their hair with them. As God is my witness, I have seen such a video, over and over again ...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 30, 2025 01:59 PM (TGPs7)

293 >>Parisian chicks know how to dress well for hot weather.

They know how to dress for the beach around here.

Which reminds me.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 01:59 PM (viF8m)

294 283 Parisian chicks know how to dress well for hot weather.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 30, 2025 01:58 PM (L5An7)

Live it up!
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 01:59 PM (FZn/N)

======

WHEN YOU'VE GOT IT, FLAUNT IT! FLAUNT IT!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 02:00 PM (GBKbO)

295 People have no idea how hard it is to find a person on the open ocean in even moderate chop.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 01:55 PM


One of the most effective ads I ever saw was for a personal strobe light. It showed waves and blowing spray of a full gale in the dark and was captioned 'The man in this photo fired a flare 20 seconds ago.'

Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2025 02:00 PM (jc0TO)

296 266 you'd think the power could be used to achieve work that could be used later. Pumping water uphill or the equivalent.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 01:53 PM

Hello?
Posted by: Battery

+++
I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: Flywheel at June 30, 2025 02:00 PM (PDyka)

297 Pictures of Piper in yoga pants.

Posted by: Tonypete


They’re leggings!
-women everywhere

Posted by: haffhowershower at June 30, 2025 02:00 PM (1U8ba)

298 https://tinyurl.com/mnscybx

Posted by: Gref at June 30, 2025 02:00 PM (aBgBM)

299 Coming back, but having a great time while I am here.

Parisian chicks know how to dress well for hot weather. And it's 96 degrees today.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Did you get to bring firearms with you or did you have to leave them stateside?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2025 02:00 PM (LA0fN)

300 it probably could be, but there has to be enough flexibility to cover fluctuations in the load.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2025 01:57 PM (D7oie)

This is exactly what I have been, how you say, saying.

Posted by: The Paolo at June 30, 2025 02:01 PM (VPwHp)

301 The nice thing about bitcoin mining is that they can absorb the fluctuations just fine, and I am not sure that other types of industry could. I think the reason for the Alcoa plants on the Columbia are for that reason alone, the dams have a lot of extra power as they power the region.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2025 01:57 PM (D7oie)

yeah, that's why the pumping water up was on the list, it can pretty quickly be turned on if a medium sized surge is anticipated.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:01 PM (8avO+)

302 180 >>> Canada does have one of the best national anthems. Gotta give them credit on that one.

Sounds like I'm in the minority here, but I've heard it at many a hockey game, and it's SO plodding there. The singer always draws it out and it just gets monotonous. Pretty but sleep inducing when you're waiting for some hockey action.

_________________
Fuck No.
Canadian Anthem is for Pussies now.
Took the words 'sons' out because it wasn't inclusive.

That's waving a flag to the world- we surrender as a nation, come rape and pillage at your will.

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at June 30, 2025 02:01 PM (F/35S)

303 When you're entire national identity is "We're better than the United States" things like this happen.

I don't think most Americans understand the level of arrogance of the average Canadian dipshit.

Posted by: Oldstoke at June 30, 2025 02:01 PM (QOHKG)

304 For all the shit I read on FB, I read something great today. Some black guy in Texas reported seeing both black and white guys doing roofing, gardening, and construction jobs. "The old days are back" was his theme, and he was thrilled!

Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 02:01 PM (FZn/N)

305 Parisian chicks know how to dress well for hot weather.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at June 30, 2025 01:58 PM (L5An7)

You KNOW the rule here, CBD.

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

306 Did you get to bring firearms with you or did you have to leave them stateside?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2025 02:00 PM (LA0fN)


what happened to opsec , hmmmm???

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2025 02:01 PM (g47mK)

307 The Parisian chicks are probably being chased into the Seine by the Muzzies because of their way of dressing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 30, 2025 02:01 PM (eBgDF)

308 From Newsweek;

“It remains unclear what charges Roley will face.”

Journalism in 2025.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 30, 2025 02:02 PM (nwGCR)

309
Pretty soon the French whore at Rick's Cafe is going to stand up and tell all you Nazis off by singing the Marseillaises.

Posted by: Auspex at June 30, 2025 02:02 PM (j4U/Z)

310 304 For all the shit I read on FB, I read something great today. Some black guy in Texas reported seeing both black and white guys doing roofing, gardening, and construction jobs. "The old days are back" was his theme, and he was thrilled!
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 02:01 PM (FZn/N)

=======

Companies hire illegals specifically to undercut the legal market or delay innovation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

311 I don't think most Americans understand the level of arrogance of the average Canadian dipshit.
Posted by: Oldstoke at June 30, 2025 02:01 PM (QOHKG)


Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.

Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2025 02:02 PM (rj6Yv)

312 “It remains unclear what charges Roley will face.”

Uh.. Murder, arson, and attempted murder... Posthumously off course

Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2025 02:03 PM (VE6XX)

313 I always underate everyone's arrogance.

Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2025 02:03 PM (fV+MH)

314 Being a pompous prick is mostly an east Canadian thing. West of the Lakes, Canadians are better.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2025 02:03 PM (gKWVE)

315 Did you get to bring firearms with you or did you have to leave them stateside?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2025 02:00 PM


He's gone all the way around the bend to 9mm.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2025 02:03 PM (0sNs1)

316 Pretty soon the French whore at Rick's Cafe is going to stand up and tell all you Nazis off by singing the Marseillaises.
Posted by: Auspex

In her own way, she may constitute an entire second front.

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 02:03 PM (77rzZ)

317 Parisian chicks know how to dress well for hot weather. And it's 96 degrees today.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Will you have videos on this subject for the cafe? Asking for un ami.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 30, 2025 02:03 PM (Dv3i1)

318 Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.
Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2025 02:02 PM (rj6Yv)

I don't know. Bitchtardistan.

Posted by: ... at June 30, 2025 02:03 PM (VPwHp)

319 St. Rupert's Land?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 30, 2025 02:03 PM (Iv8wu)

320 >>> How does one scrawny 20 year old who is built like a stick set a controlled wildfire, and then orchestrate an ambush of police officers and fire fighters and have perfect precision in a sniper fight which resulted in 11 first responders being shot?

Guns are the great equalizer, Antifa gen z goons trained on guns heavily after Trump was elected, it's Idaho so you can own guns, and if his parents are actually MAGA, he might have been raised to shoot guns.

This is not a grassy knoll situation, Laura Loomer, sorry to disappoint you.

Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 02:04 PM (Eng1Z)

321 >>One of the most effective ads I ever saw was for a personal strobe light. It showed waves and blowing spray of a full gale in the dark and was captioned 'The man in this photo fired a flare 20 seconds ago.'

One of the owners I raced with used to make us wear them at night. Oh, ok.

Still very hard to find someone who goes overboard if there is any kind of sea.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 02:04 PM (viF8m)

322 318 Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.
Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2025 02:02 PM (rj6Yv)

I don't know. Bitchtardistan.
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2025 02:03 PM (VPwHp)

=====

Well, you start with their capitol Toronto...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

323 I don't think most Americans understand the level of arrogance of the average Canadian dipshit.
Posted by: Oldstoke at June 30, 2025 02:01 PM (QOHKG)

Pretty damned high.

Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 02:04 PM (FZn/N)

324 Affirmative action Jackson: Would the Martian be male or female?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 30, 2025 02:04 PM (s/SFW)

325 Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.
Posted by: mrp

That's not something to brag about.

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 02:04 PM (77rzZ)

326 New Internet Trend: Women removing their panties and tying their hair with them. As God is my witness, I have seen such a video, over and over again ...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 30, 2025 01:59 PM (TGPs7)

Huh?! Whaaaa. Do you have a vending machine for that?

Posted by: Nihon pervs at June 30, 2025 02:04 PM (0eaVi)

327
One mistake that Trump made in reference to the Canuckian tax, Trump shouldn't have referred to it as an attack/tax on tech firms, he should have referred to it as an attack on Americans who choose to use those digital services

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 30, 2025 02:05 PM (y9nCu)

328 Well, you start with their capitol Toronto...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

Ottawa

Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 02:05 PM (FZn/N)

329 Chile has a good national anthem -I have not seen such enthusiasm as was shown by Chile's soccer team singing at a World Cup many years ago. Might have best part of the event.

Posted by: Glenn at June 30, 2025 02:05 PM (nvKZ7)

330
Sorry, Bulg, just saw your post. Hive mind.

Posted by: Auspex at June 30, 2025 02:05 PM (j4U/Z)

331 He's gone all the way around the bend to 9mm.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2025 02:03 PM


115gr.

Europellets.

Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2025 02:05 PM (jc0TO)

332 328 Well, you start with their capitol Toronto...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

Ottawa
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 02:05 PM (FZn/N)

=======

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

333 Well, you start with their capitol Toronto...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

Uhhhh...

Posted by: Ottawa feeling put upon by Yankee arrogance at June 30, 2025 02:05 PM (TTAGa)

334 Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.
Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2025 02:02 PM (rj6Yv)

The total number of correct responses would come in just shy of the count for "Moosefuck".

"The French One" would be at #1, followed closely by "Who The Hell Cares".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2025 02:05 PM (VoAdT)

335 " Being a pompous prick is mostly an east Canadian thing. West of the Lakes, Canadians are better.
Posted by: gKWVE "

I certainly hope so.

Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2025 02:05 PM (fV+MH)

336 Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.
Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2025 02:02 PM (rj6Yv)
_______

Poutine?

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (iFTx/)

337 Well, you start with their capitol Toronto...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

Ottawa
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 02:05 PM


Not Quebec?

Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (jc0TO)

338 Did you get to bring firearms with you or did you have to leave them stateside?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2025 02:00 PM

You must . . . get this . . . surrender them.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (i24o9)

339 Elon is big mad that Trump's BBB is shutting down his green-energy scam funding.

Posted by: One Man's Opinion at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (OS2rt)

340 Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.
Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2025 02:02 PM


Canadians are always impressed for some reason that I know who John George Diefenbaker was.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (0sNs1)

341 The crazy bitches at work are all talking loudly agreeing with each other that Trump is ordering people to be killed because of their skin color and is deputizing head hunters at 1-2,000 per illegal.


I’m trying not to lose my shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (W2Pud)

342 331 He's gone all the way around the bend to 9mm.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2025 02:03 PM

115gr.

Europellets.
Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2025 02:05 PM (jc0TO)

Just don’t get one in your eye…

Posted by: tubal at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (PCK5/)

343 Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.
Posted by: mrp


Saskatchewan, Alberta, Yukon, NW Territories. Don't really care what's east of Saskatchewan.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (LA0fN)

344 Sorry, Bulg, just saw your post. Hive mind.
Posted by: Auspex

What post are you referring to?

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (77rzZ)

345 Just put a permanent 25% tax on all Canadian goods. If they want to do the same, fine.

The only vulnerability is the car companies with their supply chains. The UAW basically made the Big 3 relocate as much as possible to mexico and canada.

Posted by: Eldo at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (kRhM/)

346 Is it okay to say I don't care about Canada?

Other than their immigration program, which could become a problem for the US.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (PMtkd)

347 Blimfark.

I think Blimfark is one of the provinces.

Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2025 02:07 PM (fV+MH)

348 >>Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.

Pretty good chance I'll be going to PEI this year.


Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 02:07 PM (viF8m)

349 325 Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.


not since I watched Letterkenny and Shoresy!

I have a degree in Canaduhhhhh now

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 30, 2025 02:07 PM (Pv3Rg)

350 I’m trying not to lose my shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (W2Pud)


these are also nurses, or other medical professionals???

Posted by: kallisto at June 30, 2025 02:07 PM (dCxaZ)

351 I don't think most Americans understand the level of arrogance of the average Canadian dipshit.

Its the same kind of thing as Europe. They take for absolute granted things we know to be idiotic or question out of sheer concern over liberty. Greta Thunberg is on their minds all the time. They assume global warming like they do evolutionary theory or gravity. They are certain that guns are horrible and scary and anyone who has one is suspect at best. They are certain that Americans are either dying on the streets or going broke over health care.

They have no alternate press. They have no vigorous and healthy sense of suspicion of government and authority. Their most conservative people would be 90s Democrats here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 02:07 PM (dfIr7)

352 341 The crazy bitches at work are all talking loudly agreeing with each other that Trump is ordering people to be killed because of their skin color and is deputizing head hunters at 1-2,000 per illegal.


I’m trying not to lose my shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (W2Pud)

=======

"For their own good, all Hispanics should flee the nation and only come back when Trump has been defeated. They need to make sure that they end their voter registrations as they go, as well, to make sure Trump can't cheat in the midterms by casting ballots for them."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

353 Think of the swamp creatures in Ottawa as the US Dem Party on steroids. Rigging the tax code and provincial revenue transfers to fill the coffers of the political class. The Maritime Provinces are net welfare recipients. Quebec perpetually has its hands out for special payments. Ontario elects buffoons like Doug Ford for the laughs and the graft. When Allberta has had enough, they might have to fight, literally, their way out of the Canadian looting system.
Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2025 01:55 PM (rj6Yv)

Yeah I would have been seceding the moment their 'transfer payments' of money from western provinces to the east was added. These happen with us from time to time between states because of disasters or to improve poorer states but this is just straight out predation.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:07 PM (8avO+)

354 That's not something to brag about.
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 02:04 PM (77rzZ)

Bragging? That's a fact, Jack.

Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2025 02:07 PM (rj6Yv)

355 328 Well, you start with their capitol Toronto...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

Ottawa

LONDON

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at June 30, 2025 02:07 PM (F/35S)

356 The crazy bitches at work are all talking loudly agreeing with each other that Trump is ordering people to be killed because of their skin color and is deputizing head hunters at 1-2,000 per illegal.

I’m trying not to lose my shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (W2Pud)

Ask for more info. Tell them it's for a friend.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 30, 2025 02:08 PM (i24o9)

357 325: Newfoundland, PEI, Quebec, Nova Scotia, Ontario, Alberta, Manitoba, and that place that I always confuse with the city Rutgers is in. Maybe another

Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 02:08 PM (FZn/N)

358 @343 Manitoba is ok

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 30, 2025 02:08 PM (eBgDF)

359 Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.
Posted by: mrp

Labatts

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 30, 2025 02:08 PM (s/SFW)

360 Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.
Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2025 02:02 PM (rj6Yv)

Irish Columbia

Posted by: Gref at June 30, 2025 02:08 PM (aBgBM)

361 Pretty good chance I'll be going to PEI this year.


Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 02:07 PM (viF8m)

Say "hi" to Anne Shirley

Posted by: Zombie Matthew at June 30, 2025 02:08 PM (TTAGa)

362 341 The crazy bitches at work are all talking loudly agreeing with each other that Trump is ordering people to be killed because of their skin color and is deputizing head hunters at 1-2,000 per illegal.


I’m trying not to lose my shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (W2Pud)

He’s not requiring Ears, or Scalps to collect the Bounty, is he??? Don’t see the problem…

Posted by: tubal at June 30, 2025 02:08 PM (PCK5/)

363 I should get that ICE app and report that agents are at every Wawa in the county at 7am

THAT would be a freakout! lawns would not be getting cut

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 30, 2025 02:08 PM (Pv3Rg)

364 >>> Companies hire illegals specifically to undercut the legal market or delay innovation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

=====
Anecdotal, but we hired a company (lowest bid & best reviews) to side our house and wrap our windows. The contractors they sent did a great job, but of the 6 workers, only the foreman spoke English. We live in the Midwest.

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 30, 2025 02:08 PM (6TlG5)

365
Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.
Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2025 02:02 PM (rj6Yv)


Vermont, duh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 30, 2025 02:08 PM (y9nCu)

366 Montreal
Edmonton
Regina
Vancouver
Calgary
Winnipeg
Saskatoon
Halifax


Just off the top of my head.
But I like geography.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 30, 2025 02:08 PM (6ydKt)

367 Tinfoil hat on

This was a setup to increase support for Ukraine. Get Russian to shoot people in Trump country, make MAGA want to go to war with Russia.

Tinfoil hat off

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 30, 2025 02:09 PM (nwGCR)

368 349 325 Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.


not since I watched Letterkenny and Shoresy!

I have a degree in Canaduhhhhh now
--------------
Get with the OG

Watch Corner Gas

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at June 30, 2025 02:09 PM (F/35S)

369 325: Oh yeah, Running back to Saskatoon, Saskatchewan or Sasquatchland.

Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 02:09 PM (FZn/N)

370 >>Say "hi" to Anne Shirley

I knew you weren't all illiterate savages.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 02:09 PM (viF8m)

371 Its the same kind of thing as Europe. They take for absolute granted things we know to be idiotic or question out of sheer concern over liberty. Greta Thunberg is on their minds all the time. They assume global warming like they do evolutionary theory or gravity. They are certain that guns are horrible and scary and anyone who has one is suspect at best. They are certain that Americans are either dying on the streets or going broke over health care.

They have no alternate press. They have no vigorous and healthy sense of suspicion of government and authority. Their most conservative people would be 90s Democrats here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 02:07 PM (dfIr7)

A little global warming would massively increase the amount of productive land in Canada. Everyone in the country lives within a stones throw of the US border.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:09 PM (8avO+)

372 and is deputizing head hunters at 1-2,000 per illegal.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM


Assuming that's dollars, ask them (for a friend) when the season opens, and if there's a bag limit.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2025 02:09 PM (0sNs1)

373 Saskatchewan, Alberta, Yukon, NW Territories. Don't really care what's east of Saskatchewan.

There's... East Saskatchewan, Other Seskatchewan, French Seskatchewan, and Prince Edward Seskatchewan I think


I kid, I know most of them off the top of my head, because there are so few. Its not like memorizing 50 states.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 02:09 PM (dfIr7)

374 deputizing head hunters at 1-2,000 per illegal.


I’m trying not to lose my shit.

Ask for the link to the application form!!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 30, 2025 02:09 PM (s/SFW)

375 Anecdotal, but we hired a company (lowest bid & best reviews) to side our house and wrap our windows. The contractors they sent did a great job, but of the 6 workers, only the foreman spoke English. We live in the Midwest.


you have Amish no?

only use Amish

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 30, 2025 02:09 PM (Pv3Rg)

376 Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.

New Brunswick. They invented bowling I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 30, 2025 02:09 PM (Dv3i1)

377 Bragging? That's a fact, Jack.
Posted by: mrp

Well, then it reflects poorly on us.

But then, most Americans probably couldn't name all the US states, either.

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 02:09 PM (77rzZ)

378 I’m trying not to lose my shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (W2Pud)

At least you don't have to go through life as stupid as them. Being an idiot is its own punishment. Look and them and see.

Posted by: ... at June 30, 2025 02:09 PM (VPwHp)

379 Toronto, Vancouver, Maple Leaf, Windsor, Gretzky, Lemieux, and Howe.

How's that?

Posted by: Canadia provinces at June 30, 2025 02:10 PM (PDyka)

380 Victoria, BC.

Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2025 02:10 PM (rj6Yv)

381 Canadians are always impressed for some reason that I know who John George Diefenbaker was.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (0sNs1)

Well, that's easy. His name is your name too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2025 02:10 PM (0eaVi)

382 Watch Corner Gas


thanks!

on it!

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 30, 2025 02:10 PM (Pv3Rg)

383 Oh, provinces?

Newfoundland, Prince Edward Island, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Quebec, Ontario, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, British Colombia.


I thought we were naming cities.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 30, 2025 02:10 PM (6ydKt)

384 379 Toronto, Vancouver, Maple Leaf, Windsor, Gretzky, Lemieux, and Howe.

How's that?
Posted by: Canadia provinces at June 30, 2025 02:10 PM (PDyka)

======

Is Maple Syrup a county seat somewhere in the province of Maple Leaf?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

385 Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.

New Brunswick. They invented bowling I'm pretty sure.
Posted by: Chuck Martel


Alberta; Texas North.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 30, 2025 02:11 PM (mlg/3)

386 Trump is ordering people to be killed because of their skin color and is deputizing head hunters at 1-2,000 per illegal.

There is a sector of the left absolutely certain that the detention facilities are actually death camps where they just kill the captured illegals. They honestly, really think that these guys being caught and hauled off are like Jews in boxcars being shipped to Treblinka.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 02:11 PM (dfIr7)

387 Canada's government really needed the tariff $. They saw Trump making $ so they copied him.

Posted by: torabora at June 30, 2025 02:11 PM (kBHjY)

388 Corner Gas is dull… Canada Dull…

Posted by: tubal at June 30, 2025 02:11 PM (PCK5/)

389 Watch Corner Gas
Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so

Great show.

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 02:11 PM (77rzZ)

390 Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.


not since I watched Letterkenny and Shoresy!

I have a degree in Canaduhhhhh now
--------------
Get with the OG

Watch Corner Gas
Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at June 30, 2025 02:09 PM (F/35S)

Well they added one since I last checked. I read an SF story where a family of rough Venusian brothers were all named after provinces. The youngest brother was Alberta as they were holding out that one for a daughter.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:11 PM (8avO+)

391 Labrador. I love dogs more than most but even I wouldn't name a province after them.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 02:11 PM (viF8m)

392 I’m trying not to lose my shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (W2Pud)

Nurse, you should go walking around with a clipboard counting as you pass by them: $1000, $2000, $3000....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (0eaVi)

393 >>> you have Amish no?

only use Amish
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 30, 2025 02:09 PM (Pv3Rg)

=====

We do, but they never answer my emails. 🤷‍♂️

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (6TlG5)

394 Isn't Fujian a Canadian province, or is it the other way around?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (D7oie)

395 386 There is a sector of the left absolutely certain that the detention facilities are actually death camps where they just kill the captured illegals. They honestly, really think that these guys being caught and hauled off are like Jews in boxcars being shipped to Treblinka.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 02:11 PM (dfIr7

=======

70% of those picked up by ICE waive their rights to any further due process and just go home.

The other 30% get sent to places like Alligator Alcatraz or a hotel in Panama where they sit for 6 months until they get deported with orders to stay out for 10 years.

Just go home. Make your home country's GDP go up by roofing, or whatever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

396 honestly I'm worried about the facilities like alligator alcatraz

I don't want to be paying out for things like that and starting an "industry" there

that will just encourage govt and related to keep that grift going and the aliens will be staying!!!

nope they need to leave this country and STAT

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (Pv3Rg)

397 Trump is ordering people to be killed because of their skin color and is deputizing head hunters at 1-2,000 per illegal.

There is a sector of the left absolutely certain that the detention facilities are actually death camps where they just kill the captured illegals. They honestly, really think that these guys being caught and hauled off are like Jews in boxcars being shipped to Treblinka.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 02:11 PM (dfIr7)

its just projection, they think of doing that to us all the time. They'd have to hire us to build and run them.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (8avO+)

398 I’m trying not to lose my shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (W2Pud)

At least you don't have to go through life as stupid as them. Being an idiot is its own punishment. Look and them and see.

Posted by: ... at June 30, 2025 02:09 PM (VPwHp)

Their fantasy version of Trump is much better than IRL Trump. Be better, Trump.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (i24o9)

399 Chretien, Trudeau I, Trudeau II, Carney the Carney. Doug Ford for Dishonorable Mention.

Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (rj6Yv)

400 Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.

Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2025 02:02 PM (rj6Yv)

-------------

Gay North Dakota?

Posted by: ShainS -- Digital Arsonist (former Stochastic Terrorist) at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (0CjhI)

401 Canucks are like the little brother of the older cool brother. They’re desperate for attention and lash out at big bro often. And big brother kinda shrugs and goes on about his life.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (nwGCR)

402 Labrador. I love dogs more than most but even I wouldn't name a province after them.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 02:11 PM


Arf!

(Translation: "How do you think we feel?"

Posted by: Newfies at June 30, 2025 02:13 PM (0sNs1)

403 Just go home. Make your home country's GDP go up by roofing, or whatever.


I'm saying why can't they all be expelled

no $$ for housing here, even in "detention"

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 30, 2025 02:13 PM (Pv3Rg)

404 WTF, retroactive tax?!?!?!? Fuck you snow N-words.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 30, 2025 02:13 PM (17s+e)

405 We all used to know how to use gold and silver coins in trade: it’s paper money that’s the new innovation! Governments hate gold and silver coinage because it stops them from inflating currency so easily! Of course, that didn’t stop the Roman Empire from debasing their coinage, but it does make it harder, and easier to detect!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 30, 2025 02:13 PM (nHcc1)

406 398
Their fantasy version of Trump is much better than IRL Trump. Be better, Trump.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (i24o9)

=======

The fantasy has its uses.

If you're an illegal who's being told that Trump is ordering the murder of illegals, very earnestly by someone who says they have your best interest at heart, it can be pretty enervating in terms of finding the will to...go home.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

407 I’m trying not to lose my shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (W2Pud)

Nurse, you should go walking around with a clipboard counting as you pass by them: $1000, $2000, $3000....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (0eaVi)

Go around asking them for selfies just in case ICE comes a knockin'

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:13 PM (8avO+)

408
What post are you referring to?
Posted by: Bulg

The Casablanca reference.

BTW, Canadians north of the Soo are solid people, south of Lake Simcoe are Cuba vacationing douchehats.

Posted by: Auspex at June 30, 2025 02:13 PM (j4U/Z)

409 We do, but they never answer my emails. 🤷‍♂️


lol

yeah you have to call and leave phone messages

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 30, 2025 02:13 PM (Pv3Rg)

410 404 WTF, retroactive tax?!?!?!? Fuck you snow N-words.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 30, 2025 02:13 PM (17s+e)

You mean Snow Mexicans?

Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 02:14 PM (FZn/N)

411 Canada's government really needed the tariff $. They saw Trump making $ so they copied him.
Posted by: torabora at June 30, 2025 02:11 PM (kBHjY)


Carney's main goal was to fight Trump in all things. Oh, and forward the desires of the Bank of London and Davos, but fight Trump.

SO, now that he has conceded on that point, he can get on to the more important needs of the Euros.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2025 02:14 PM (D7oie)

412 I’m trying not to lose my shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (W2Pud)

these are also nurses, or other medical professionals???
Posted by: kallisto


I'd move. Like last week. Honestly. I couldn't trust them to provide adequate medical care. Not being THAT stupid.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2025 02:14 PM (LA0fN)

413
that will just encourage govt and related to keep that grift going and the aliens will be staying!!!

nope they need to leave this country and STAT
Posted by: Black Orchid at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (Pv3Rg)

I heard DeSantis say as he gave a tour, that they would be processed, they have lawyers there if need then shipped out...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2025 02:14 PM (VE6XX)

414 Gay North Dakota?
Posted by: ShainS -- Digital Arsonist (former Stochastic Terrorist) at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (0CjhI)

Or as some would call it, Also North Dakota

Posted by: ... at June 30, 2025 02:14 PM (VPwHp)

415 >>> 385 Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.

New Brunswick. They invented bowling I'm pretty sure.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Alberta; Texas North.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 30, 2025 02:11 PM (mlg/3)

Cold Texas. Here in the US we have Hot Alberta.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2025 02:14 PM (ULPxl)

416 Acadia.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 30, 2025 02:14 PM (Iv8wu)

417 There is a sector of the left absolutely certain that the detention facilities are actually death camps where they just kill the captured illegals. They honestly, really think that these guys being caught and hauled off are like Jews in boxcars being shipped to Treblinka.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 02:11 PM (dfIr7)


I'd want to see some evidence.

I'm crazy like that.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 30, 2025 02:14 PM (6ydKt)

418 A “junk” silver quarter (which is about 90% silver to guard against wear) is worth about $5 in fiat US currency at current silver prices. We could start minting coins again: with groceries running $150 a week we could even use some smaller gold coins like Mexico used to mint.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 30, 2025 02:14 PM (nHcc1)

419 I don't think it's any stain on an American to not know the Canadian provinces, any more than i'd think a Laotian was dumb for not knowing the US States, or a Nigerian was dumb for not knowing whatever the hell the subdivisions of Laos are. Why the hell would you know that unless someone forced you to learn it for some reason?

It's not useful information. It's not necessary information. Unless you have some specific reason to care, 100% of American citizens can live happy, productive, fulfilled lives not knowing a single one of Canada's provinces. And if for any reason it does become relevant, it's a very easily remedied situation.

"Something something something happened in Manitoba."
"Where's that?"
"Canada."
"Oh, OK."

Easy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2025 02:15 PM (VoAdT)

420 Just go home. Make your home country's GDP go up by roofing, or whatever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

----

Roofing? Doesn't the left tell us these geniuses could cure cancer, send rockets to planets, engineer renewable energy and save America?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 30, 2025 02:15 PM (PMtkd)

421 Canucks are like the little brother of the older cool brother. They’re desperate for attention and lash out at big bro often. And big brother kinda shrugs and goes on about his life.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (nwGCR)

They have a double dose because they are England's lil bro too. Hence Carney rushing off to see the King.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:15 PM (8avO+)

422 416 Acadia.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 30, 2025 02:14 PM (Iv8wu)

Like in the poem Evangeline?

Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 02:15 PM (FZn/N)

423 it can be pretty enervating in terms of finding the will to...go home.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 30, 2025 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

. . . to have extreme indifference, to rape, to murder . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 30, 2025 02:15 PM (i24o9)

424 400 Most Americans would be hard-pressed to name a single Canadian province.

Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2025 02:02 PM (rj6Yv)

-------------

Gay North Dakota?
--------------------
North Dakota is Already Gay South Dakota.

So Canaduh must be super gay

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at June 30, 2025 02:15 PM (F/35S)

425 Spot Silver today… $36..Oz.

Posted by: tubal at June 30, 2025 02:15 PM (PCK5/)

426 Newfoundland, Welfare Newfoundland, South Newfoundland, East Newfoundland, French Newfoundland, Prairie Newfoundland, Oil Newfoundland, Pacific Newfoundland, Lakey Newfoundland, and Saskatchewan.

Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2025 02:16 PM (jc0TO)

427 Russian born 20 year old raised in New York.
Goes to Idaho for a summer job. And then out of the blue decided to kill firefighters?

That sounds, shall we say, improbable.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 30, 2025 02:16 PM (nwGCR)

428 Best part of Alligator Alcatraz is that Trump is using the money that the Biden junta stole from FEMA to give illegal invaders luxury hotel rooms to build it.

That's something I didn't know of or vote for but am happy about.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 30, 2025 02:16 PM (17s+e)

429 . . . to have extreme indifference, to rape, to murder . . . .
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 30, 2025 02:15 PM (i24o9)

... to live with unbearable sorrroowwww 🎶

Posted by: ... at June 30, 2025 02:16 PM (VPwHp)

430 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2025 02:16 PM (0sNs1)

431 They have a double dose because they are England's lil bro too. Hence Carney rushing off to see the King.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:15 PM (8avO+)

WEF buddies

Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 02:16 PM (FZn/N)

432 422 416 Acadia.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 30, 2025 02:14 PM (Iv8wu)

Like in the poem Evangeline?
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That one demands to be read aloud, reading it is a disservice to yourself.

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at June 30, 2025 02:16 PM (F/35S)

433 You forgot Baby Seal Newfoundland…

Posted by: tubal at June 30, 2025 02:16 PM (PCK5/)

434 Gay North Dakota?
Posted by: ShainS -- Digital Arsonist (former Stochastic Terrorist) at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (0CjhI)

Or as some would call it, Also North Dakota

Posted by: ... at June 30, 2025 02:14 PM (VPwHp)

East Montana.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 30, 2025 02:16 PM (i24o9)

435 Goes to Idaho for a summer job. And then out of the blue decided to kill firefighters?

That sounds, shall we say, improbable.


auntie fa

no doubt in my mind

Posted by: Black Orchid at June 30, 2025 02:16 PM (Pv3Rg)

436 its just projection, they think of doing that to us all the time. They'd have to hire us to build and run them.

I think its partly that, and partly the fact that the only way to justify calling Trump and his supporters Nazis is to just assume they are doing Nazi things. It goes kind of like this, to the extent they think it through at all:

1 Trump is opposed by the people I obey and support
2 Therefore Trump is a bad guy
3 Only evil horrible people would disagree with me
4 Therefore Trump is evil and horrible
5 The worst people in the world are Nazis
6 Therefore Trump is a Nazi
7 Nazis took people to death camps
8 ICE is the new Gestapo taking people to death camps

Not that they know what the Gestapo is, what the death camps were like, or what Nazis believed in, they just have enough of a vague impression and saw Schinlder's list once, decades ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 02:16 PM (dfIr7)

437 >>> 291 Justin Bieber is on the road to death . We can pass on the replacement

Everyone around him -- from mentor Diddy diddling him, to Scooter and his parasitic record label, to his enabling mom, to his evil agent/manager -- screwed him his whole life and messed him up.

I think the Covid shot caused his paralysis and health woes, and he had to back out of his tour, triggering clauses causing him to get in massive debt. He sold his entire music catalogue recently to get the debt demons off his back, and they screwed him on the sale. So all those years of music, and nothing to show for it. It's like mirror universe Taylor Swift. And he still owes Scooter and the record label that screwed him MORE albums before he can end his contract, without triggering more clauses and fines. If he turns into a symbol like prince, I get it. The Diddy news probably is resurfacing the past abuse.

Luckily his wife just sold her makeup company for a billion dollars (how???), so they aren't in the poor house. And he clearly loves his kid and God. I just hope that he can sort all this current drama out without it ending in a tragic death. There's still a lot of life to live, if he can navigate it.

Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 02:17 PM (Eng1Z)

438 Nurse, you should go walking around with a clipboard counting as you pass by them: $1000, $2000, $3000....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 30, 2025 02:12 PM (0eaVi)

Go around asking them for selfies just in case ICE comes a knockin'
Posted by: Oldcat

Casually mention you saw some ICE vans in the parking lot.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2025 02:17 PM (LA0fN)

439 Easy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2025 02:15 PM (VoAdT)

Concur.

Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2025 02:17 PM (rj6Yv)

440 BTW, Canadians north of the Soo are solid people, south of Lake Simcoe are Cuba vacationing douchehats.
Posted by: Auspex at June 30, 2025 02:13 PM (j4U/Z)

I thought you said "Cubs" there and was about to declare war.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:17 PM (8avO+)

441 >>> A “junk” silver quarter (which is about 90% silver to guard against wear) is worth about $5 in fiat US currency at current silver prices. We could start minting coins again: with groceries running $150 a week we could even use some smaller gold coins like Mexico used to mint.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 30, 2025 02:14 PM (nHcc1)

====

Admit it. You're really Sean Hannity.

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 30, 2025 02:17 PM (6TlG5)

442 The crazy bitches at work are all talking loudly agreeing with each other that Trump is ordering people to be killed because of their skin color and is deputizing head hunters at 1-2,000 per illegal.

-----------------

Where can I sign up?

/Make Bounties Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Digital Arsonist (former Stochastic Terrorist) at June 30, 2025 02:18 PM (en0uw)

443 I must say, the Latinos (?) around here building houses and roofing work their asses off. And it's Florida so it's hotter than hell.

I like the Latinos, friendly, smiley, and hardworking. It's the Middle Easterners I'm not fond of. They don't seem capatible with Western values.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 30, 2025 02:18 PM (PMtkd)

444 Didn't Maggie Trudeau have sex with every province?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 30, 2025 02:18 PM (eBgDF)

445 Ok, without looking at a map (but we've named several in the thread):
British Columbia
Alberta (Hot Texas)
Saskatchewan
Manitoba
Ontario
Quebec
Prince Edward Island
Nova Scotia
probably one or two more of the maritimes
Nunavut (newer)
Yukon (also newer)
and one remaining territorial section, called the Northern Territories

What does this get me, a Maple Syrup Membership?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2025 02:18 PM (ULPxl)

446 I’ve had convos with Canucks where they’re like how can American know so little about Canada. And my reply is we also know nothing about Belgium or Croatia. It’s nothing personal, we just don’t give a fuck about unimportant countries.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 30, 2025 02:18 PM (nwGCR)

447 419 Warai, I'm of the opinion that all knowledge can be useful under the right circumstances. The more you know about the world around you -- to say nothing of the world's second-largest country, which just happens to share a very long border with your own -- the better.

Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

448 You forgot Baby Seal Newfoundland…
Posted by: tubal at June 30, 2025 02:16 PM (PCK5/)

Prince Edward Islands

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:19 PM (8avO+)

449 >>>I heard DeSantis say as he gave a tour, that they would be processed, they have lawyers there if need then shipped out...
Posted by: It's me donna
--------------------------------

From the aerial pic one can see alligators swimming around the mote. Just shopping.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 30, 2025 02:19 PM (Dng1D)

450 Their problem with social media companies has nothing to do with Trump and everything to do with these companies refusing to follow EU censorship laws.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:15 PM (dfIr7)

The problem with social media, is they are run by Commie faggots.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2025 02:19 PM (jEbF6)

451 Prince Edward Island, the smallest province and most densely populated: home to the fictional Anne Shirley, heroine of Anne of Green Gables.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 30, 2025 02:19 PM (nHcc1)

452 I’ve had convos with Canucks where they’re like how can American know so little about Canada. And my reply is we also know nothing about Belgium or Croatia. It’s nothing personal, we just don’t give a fuck about unimportant countries.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 30, 2025 02:18 PM (nwGCR)

I know quite a bit about Belgium's geography because they have contrived to have 2 world wars and half a dozen more take place there.

Canada had us defending them once the Brits quit having forces there.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:21 PM (8avO+)

453 St Pierre and Miquelon is resisting the Canadian onslaught

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 30, 2025 02:21 PM (eBgDF)

454 I’ve had convos with Canucks where they’re like how can American know so little about Canada. And my reply is we also know nothing about Belgium or Croatia. It’s nothing personal, we just don’t give a fuck about unimportant countries.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 30, 2025 02:18 PM (nwGCR)

Have them fill out the names of the 50 states and the capitals. Give them a cookie if they get 25 of each.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:22 PM (8avO+)

455 Have them fill out the names of the 50 states and the capitals. Give them a cookie if they get 25 of each.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:22 PM (8avO+)

It is literally in the Canadian constitution that all school children must memorize the 50 states and their capitals just in case any American ever tries to ask them that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2025 02:23 PM (VoAdT)

456 Any word on that supposed secession movement in Alberta?
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:20 PM (77rzZ)

Well, despite me voting for him, the Alberta Republican did not win the by-election in my riding. Came a respectable third of four candidates. United Conservatives (the governing party) won more than double seats of the Dipper (NDP=commies), and he came within a few hundred seat of the commie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2025 02:23 PM (jEbF6)

457 Nunavut (newer)
Yukon (also newer)
and one remaining territorial section, called the Northern Territories

What does this get me, a Maple Syrup Membership?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 30, 2025 02:18 PM (ULPxl)

Yukon isn't that new, I think it was a province when the Gold strikes in the late 1800s were going on, or shortly after.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:24 PM (8avO+)

458 to live with unbearable sorrroowwww 🎶

------------------

to dream the Canadian Dream ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Digital Arsonist (former Stochastic Terrorist) at June 30, 2025 02:25 PM (en0uw)

459 Any word on that supposed secession movement in Alberta?
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 01:20 PM (77rzZ)

Well, despite me voting for him, the Alberta Republican did not win the by-election in my riding. Came a respectable third of four candidates. United Conservatives (the governing party) won more than double seats of the Dipper (NDP=commies), and he came within a few hundred seat of the commie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2025 02:23 PM (jEbF6)

I think Alberta is going out if she has to attack the US to get conquered and occupied. I like the premier.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:25 PM (8avO+)

460 It is literally in the Canadian constitution that all school children must memorize the 50 states and their capitals just in case any American ever tries to ask them that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2025 02:23 PM (VoAdT)

---------------

Funny.

Seems the only history they teach is the burning of the White House.

Posted by: ShainS -- Digital Arsonist (former Stochastic Terrorist) at June 30, 2025 02:27 PM (en0uw)

461 I think Alberta is going out if she has to attack the US to get conquered and occupied. I like the premier.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:25 PM (8avO+)

Ha. Set up a little formal ceremony on the border where the premier steps on to US soil, fires a pistol into the ground, and then immediately "surrenders" with dignity and joy.

Like a ribbon cutting. But with bullets.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2025 02:28 PM (VoAdT)

462 Turn 2 -

Admit it. You're really Sean Hannity.

Can’t stand the blowhard. He’s a real ham ‘n’ egger! By which I mean he’s a sellout! What, is he pushing gold and silver on his show now? I wouldn’t know: I never listen to him. Lots of talk radio hosts push gold and silver now: it’s hard to get sponsors, but gold and silver seems to be a perennial sponsor on radio talk shows. Sean wouldn’t be the first or the last.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 30, 2025 02:28 PM (nHcc1)

463 I think Alberta is going out if she has to attack the US to get conquered and occupied. I like the premier.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:25 PM (8avO+)

Ha. Set up a little formal ceremony on the border where the premier steps on to US soil, fires a pistol into the ground, and then immediately "surrenders" with dignity and joy.

Like a ribbon cutting. But with bullets.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2025 02:28 PM (VoAdT)

Rome had a temple with a little bit of "enemy territory" in it. So to declare war someone threw a spear into it so they were warned fair and square.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 02:29 PM (8avO+)

464 St. Pierre and Miquelon are France!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 30, 2025 02:29 PM (nHcc1)

465 I suspect that he was the best Canada could do
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:28 PM (dfIr7)

Poilievre is going to be running in MY Federal riding as soon as the writ drops. I am going to try to meet up with him and give him a ration of shit. The recent election was his to lose, and lost it he did. He got nearly no seats in Quebec. OK, then write the fuckers off, and stop pandering to them. Kill the Quebec dairy quotas. It will gain you seats out west, and lose you nothing in Quebec you haven't already lost.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2025 02:31 PM (jEbF6)

466 Shouldn’t Alberta be Cold Texas? I’m from the Panhandle, but Texas doesn’t get that cold in winter!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 30, 2025 02:33 PM (nHcc1)

467 Aside from how shockingly idiotic that was, imagine him meeting his cellmate(s). They will demand his papers to see what he's in for. That won't go well for him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 30, 2025 01:34 PM (dfIr7)

At least it wasn't for littering.

Posted by: Arlo at June 30, 2025 02:34 PM (5xuJ/)

468 Canada does have one of the best national anthems. Gotta give them credit on that one.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 01:31 PM (viF8m)

But they hardly ever play The Maple Leaf Forever...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2025 02:34 PM (jEbF6)

469 Is Maple Syrup a county seat somewhere in the province of Maple Leaf?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I think it's called Tim Horton.

Posted by: Canadia provinces at June 30, 2025 02:38 PM (PDyka)

470 The crazy bitches at work are all talking loudly agreeing with each other that Trump is ordering people to be killed because of their skin color and is deputizing head hunters at 1-2,000 per illegal.


I’m trying not to lose my shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (W2Pud)

Did you tell them you are signing up?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2025 02:53 PM (jEbF6)

471 The crazy bitches at work are all talking loudly agreeing with each other that Trump is ordering people to be killed because of their skin color and is deputizing head hunters at 1-2,000 per illegal.


I’m trying not to lose my shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 30, 2025 02:06 PM (W2Pud)

Did you tell them you are signing up?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2025 02:53 PM


She's in a prime occupation for fingering illegals to the Feds.

Posted by: toby928 at June 30, 2025 03:18 PM (jc0TO)

472 We don't need any stupid Tax just to pay for the Illegal Aliens Climate Change or Rainbows & Unicorns Projects

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 30, 2025 06:06 PM (wGqjj)

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