Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Exiles
Albrecht Anker

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 A
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Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2025 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

2 Hm.

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2025 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

3 Billy Preston: The Early Years

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 03, 2025 09:31 AM (JkO4W)

4 oi vey
not twinkle twinkle again

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2025 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

5 Psst... I don't think she's very good.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 03, 2025 09:33 AM (ftFVW)

6 Really Sis?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2025 09:33 AM (H7X8V)

7 He looks like he lost everything.

Posted by: JUDGE WALLY GATOR at July 03, 2025 09:33 AM (5yGIt)

8 Grandpa: How many times is she going to play this crappy music?

Posted by: dantesed at July 03, 2025 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

9 Thanks. So many nice portraits by him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2025 09:34 AM (2GCMq)

10 Needs a howling dog by the piano.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2025 09:34 AM (wVcYX)

11 They dress well considering they're Exiles.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 03, 2025 09:34 AM (W3T6M)

12 The facial expressions are great.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2025 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

13 The kid is about to execute the evergreen "Slam the Lid on the Pianists Fingers" gag.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 03, 2025 09:35 AM (dDmld)

14 So where are they in exile from?

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2025 09:35 AM (77rzZ)

15 Back when refugees were really escaping persecution?

"But I don't understand! We're Germans like everyone else! I play Beethoven! And Grandpa Shapiro got a medal from the Kaiser in the War!"

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 03, 2025 09:35 AM (BHrzb)

16 This art makes me angry.

Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2025 09:35 AM (4UPIC)

17 A classic capture of a 19th C facepalm.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 03, 2025 09:35 AM (Wnv9h)

18 Just before Jerry mouse pops out and livens things up a bit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2025 09:36 AM (wVcYX)

19 Needs a howling dog by the piano.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2025 09:34 AM (wVcYX)
******
Or a cat walking across the keys.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2025 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

20 The look on the younger kid's face is priceless.

Kid because I can't quite tell. The hair says boy, but the lace collar seems girly. Young enough that a pretty face could be either. *shrug*

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 03, 2025 09:36 AM (ftFVW)

21 This art makes me angry.
Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2025 09:35 AM

Cheer up...at least you can't hear it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 03, 2025 09:36 AM (Wnv9h)

22 Sis, you're vamping in the Dorian Mode, wouldn't the Mixolydian be a better choice here?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 03, 2025 09:36 AM (PiwSw)

23 This art makes me angry.
Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2025 09:35 AM (4UPIC)
*****
No guns?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2025 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

24 The kid is about to execute the evergreen "Slam the Lid on the Pianists Fingers" gag.
Posted by: Cicero

Our HS choir director did that to our accompanist.

RIP Bryan (AIDS got him. He always said "I'm not going to make 40 years old. (He didn't))

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2025 09:37 AM (H7X8V)

25 This art makes me angry.
Posted by: Weasel

You should watch Prometheus sometime.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 03, 2025 09:37 AM (NXz8h)

26 Piano teacher is thinking, "what in the hell have you been studying?"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2025 09:37 AM (Bs2bL)

27 Old man: "I was reliably assured that I'd be deaf by this stage of life, yet here I am still cursed with perfectly good hearing!"

Posted by: PabloD at July 03, 2025 09:37 AM (TgNVd)

28 Weasel has anger issues, methinks.

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2025 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

29 Me too, gramps. Me too.

Posted by: red speck at July 03, 2025 09:38 AM (0Id0S)

30 I guess this was early in Anker's career, before he started into the portable battery pack business.

Posted by: Wait, wut? at July 03, 2025 09:38 AM (XQo4F)

31
Inile…
Exile…
Inile…
Exile…

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 03, 2025 09:38 AM (JRP2U)

32 She does have good posture.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 03, 2025 09:38 AM (PiwSw)

33 Wait until she gets a couple of beers in her.

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2025 09:39 AM (77rzZ)

34 The Exiles AKA The Genesis of Eurovision

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at July 03, 2025 09:39 AM (NXz8h)

35 Anker was actually Swiss and had a lot of nice paintings of kids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2025 09:40 AM (2GCMq)

36 "and the piano sounds like a carnival..."

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 03, 2025 09:41 AM (AdHga)

37 Wait until she gets a couple of beers in her.
Posted by: Bulg

She looks more like a Zima gal.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2025 09:41 AM (H7X8V)

38 Exiled from where?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2025 09:42 AM (RIvkX)

39 If I hear her butcher Für Elise one more time, I'm going to lose it.

Posted by: The Piano Teacher at July 03, 2025 09:42 AM (PiwSw)

40 Actually, I really do like the rendering of the old man, very expressive...

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at July 03, 2025 09:42 AM (AdHga)

41 The artist's still life's are quite good.

Posted by: Tuna at July 03, 2025 09:42 AM (lJ0H4)

42 Nicely detailed

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2025 09:42 AM (+qU29)

43 I saw The Exiles open for Kill All The Jews at Glastonbury in 2025.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 03, 2025 09:43 AM (dDmld)

44 Quite the condescending stare from lil' bro.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 03, 2025 09:43 AM (GTqXr)

45 Albrecht Anker was known as the "national painter" of Switzerland.
He was the son of a veterinarian.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2025 09:44 AM (NpAcC)

46 Seems up in the air on meaning of Exile in the painting according to Wiki entry

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2025 09:45 AM (+qU29)

47
Concertina and Bagpipes Are Right Out - a limerick

You played calliope in fancy regalia
at a lurid and explicit bacchanalia
Young lady you're no fool
And accordian to the rule
You're hereby sentenced to exile in Australia

Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2025 09:45 AM (poXs5)

48 Gamazda. The early years.

Posted by: Before she was hot at July 03, 2025 09:45 AM (XQo4F)

49 The upright piano doesn't look very big. Is it a Wurlitzer?

Posted by: dantesed at July 03, 2025 09:45 AM (Oy/m2)

50 Title doesn't check out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 03, 2025 09:46 AM (Q4IgG)

51 Maybe she's playing a particularly difficult piece and granddad is thoughtful and pleased by that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2025 09:46 AM (2GCMq)

52 The upright piano doesn't look very big. Is it a Wurlitzer?
Posted by: dantesed

The Paolo, how you say, has heard this before.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 03, 2025 09:46 AM (H7X8V)

53 Grandpa is thinking: Oy vey. Someone told her she could sing.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 03, 2025 09:47 AM (g8Ew8)

54 Ain't no bacchanalia like a lurid and explicit bacchanalia.

Posted by: Party on, dude at July 03, 2025 09:47 AM (XQo4F)

55 Looks more like a spinet.

Posted by: Bulg at July 03, 2025 09:47 AM (77rzZ)

56 The girl’s playing I Feel The Earth Move Under My Feet, the little boy wants Hit The Road, Jack. And the old man wants them to learn Mozart.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2025 09:47 AM (jgmnb)

57 "not chopsticks agaaiin..."

Posted by: cmeat at July 03, 2025 09:47 AM (GAyiy)

58 Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2025 09:45 AM (poXs5)
*******
Nicely done!

Posted by: redridinghood at July 03, 2025 09:48 AM (NpAcC)

59 The painter's children all were granted U.S. citizenship.

Anker babies1

Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2025 09:48 AM (poXs5)

60 Swiss Girl, can you play Smoke On The Water?

Posted by: Some Stupid W/a Flare Gun at July 03, 2025 09:48 AM (OXFtY)

61 Grandpa doesn't approve of this newfangled 4/4 time...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at July 03, 2025 09:49 AM (xcxpd)

62 >52 The upright piano doesn't look very big. Is it a Wurlitzer?
Posted by: dantesed

The Paolo, how you say, has heard this before.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 03, 2025 09:46 AM (H7X8V)

Wurlitzer?! I hardly know her!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 03, 2025 09:50 AM (GTqXr)

63 This painting really resonates with me. There's a family picture of my GGF and GF (aged about 12) after they came over from Sweden. They're clustered around a piano, with my GF holding a violin. I'd guess it's about 1910.

It strongly reminds me of this painting.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2025 09:50 AM (Riz8t)

64 I liked Exile On Main Street.

Posted by: Rocks Off at July 03, 2025 09:50 AM (OXFtY)

65 20 "...but the lace collar seems girly."
yup, maw dressed me in hand me downs which was fine until a lacey undershirt collar got my ass kicked.
that ended that.

Posted by: cmeat at July 03, 2025 09:52 AM (GAyiy)

66 The title is fine. As we know, regulating one's breathing is essential when playing classical music.

Breathe in...
Hold it...
Now slowly exile...

Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2025 09:52 AM (poXs5)

67 And I like this one of a grandmother because unlike the picture of the envious, mad woman by the talented artist we had a few days ago, this woman looks pleased:

https://tinyurl.com/4xuxr2mr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2025 09:53 AM (2GCMq)

68 The kid's expression is priceless.

"Mom, that's not how Itsy Bitsy Spider goes!"

Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2025 09:53 AM (poXs5)

69 Anker has a wonderful talent for conveying context and emotion is his portraits. In this case the old man (grandfather, teacher?) watching as a new generation learns from him. The smaller child gazing at the sister, perhaps wondering if they will ever be able to play like that. The quiet confidence of the girl as she demonstrates what she has learned. The expressions are real but subtle in a way that makes the viewer pay attention. I like the way the dark background makes the figures and instrument almost pop off the canvas. I don't know what the title means but I'm not sure it matters. The scene is complete in itself without context.

CBD has used several paintings by Anker and they are all delightful. His still life paintings are wonderful. Sadly, I can't find any books of his art.

Posted by: JTB at July 03, 2025 09:54 AM (yTvNw)

70 In 1920 or so, about 20% of Americans could play the piano. There was no radio, only Edison cylinders for recordings. Americans, in many cases, had to provide their own music.

Posted by: Self-Abuse at July 03, 2025 09:54 AM (OXFtY)

71 Besides the faces, the wood of the piano is painted remarkably well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2025 09:55 AM (2GCMq)

72 My daughter loved to play Moonlight Sonata on loop. It was beautiful. The first ten times.

Posted by: jmel at July 03, 2025 09:55 AM (bVhJi)

73 Nicely done!
Posted by: redridinghood

*********

Thanks. I'm mad at myself for misspelling accordion. I blame SpellCheck

Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2025 09:56 AM (poXs5)

74 Cheer up Weasel.
I had dinner the other night at Morton's in Reston and finished with a Paul Garmirian's (PG) Churchill. I'll write a really good review for you.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2025 09:56 AM (1bdKO)

75 Sis, you're vamping in the Dorian Mode, wouldn't the Mixolydian be a better choice here?
=====

Shadout, I have no idea what old Leo Bernstein was talking about in all that -- still makes no sense to me even as a grownup. Funny reference.

Pretty pikchure.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 03, 2025 09:57 AM (RqH5H)

76 Why that's a picture of Amos McCoy, Hassie, and Little Luke in the parlor of their farmhouse in Californy, after they moved west from West Virginny.

Posted by: Thr Real McCoys (1957-63) at July 03, 2025 09:57 AM (OXFtY)

77 Next song, Lean On Me.

Posted by: Swiss Miss at July 03, 2025 09:58 AM (wVcYX)

78 the wood of the piano is painted remarkably well.

********

To me it looks more like a walnut stain with a light coat of semi-gloss shellac, but yeah, it looks well done.
🙂

Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2025 09:58 AM (poXs5)

79
The guy looks like Toscanini. He's about to start screaming at the girl.

https://youtu.be/tg5GPaUJ3aw

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2025 09:59 AM (/HVsR)

80 Posted by: Self-Abuse at July 03, 2025 09:54 AM (OXFtY

My seminary professor of church history used to talk about how much he enjoyed his family gathering around the piano to sing hymns and other songs and he grew up in the early 50's.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2025 09:59 AM (2GCMq)

81 My seminary professor of church history used to talk about how much he enjoyed his family gathering around the piano to sing hymns and other songs and he grew up in the early 50's.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Nice! My Mom would play hymns also at home and we'd try to sing along.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2025 10:00 AM (H7X8V)

82 This art makes me angry.
Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2025 09:35 AM (4UPIC)

No place for a sniper in the scene.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at July 03, 2025 10:01 AM (Da7Vv)

83 Grandpa was angry that day, my friends...

Posted by: George Costanza at July 03, 2025 10:03 AM (XQo4F)

84 This art makes me angry.
Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2025 09:35 AM (4UPIC)

No place for a sniper in the scene.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at July 03, 2025 10:01 AM (Da7Vv)

In a ghillie suit next to the piano?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2025 10:03 AM (wVcYX)

85 might hang need to sleep on it

Posted by: Gref at July 03, 2025 10:03 AM (aBgBM)

86 Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2025 09:58 AM (poXs5)

She mostly played poorly but had a lovely finish.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2025 10:03 AM (2GCMq)

87 The old guy is thinking "No way she will be able to do The Flight of the Bumblebees" by Christmas.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2025 10:04 AM (1bdKO)

88 I have to agree that the rendering of the wood in the Piano is beautifully done.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at July 03, 2025 10:04 AM (Da7Vv)

89 My seminary professor of church history used to talk about how much he enjoyed his family gathering around the piano to sing hymns and other songs and he grew up in the early 50's.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Nice! My Mom would play hymns also at home and we'd try to sing along.
Posted by: Tonypete

Can you imagine Hollywood pushing a Father Knows Best or It's A Wonderful Life type program today?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2025 10:04 AM (Bs2bL)

90 My seminary professor of church history used to talk about how much he enjoyed his family gathering around the piano to sing hymns and other songs and he grew up in the early 50's.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
=====

IMHO until the mid-60s there was still a sizeable percentage of the country who didn't have television.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 03, 2025 10:05 AM (RqH5H)

91 One of my favorite photos is one of my Dad and my son at the piano. Son is about 2 years old and is "helping" Grandpa play a song. Dad was smiling at his grandson and grandson is grinning mischievously.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 03, 2025 10:05 AM (PSEDc)

92
This man really paid attention to the part of "how to do hands" in his art classes.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 03, 2025 10:06 AM (hKoQL)

93 The old guy is thinking "No way she will be able to do The Flight of the Bumblebees" by Christmas.
Posted by: Diogenes

The old guy is thinking, "I picked the wrong week to stop popping Quaaludes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2025 10:06 AM (Bs2bL)

94
"I was halfway through 'Humoresque' when Professor Zambini shot himself."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2025 10:06 AM (/HVsR)

95
Amateur Hour - a limerick

There was a young pianist, Miss Bennet
Who played a new waltz every minute
But despite the veneer
She had a tin ear
No matter how she might try to spinet!

Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2025 10:08 AM (poXs5)

96 Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 03, 2025 10:05 AM (PSEDc

Sounds wonderful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2025 10:08 AM (2GCMq)

97 57 "not chopsticks agaaiin..."
Posted by: cmeat at July 03, 2025 09:47 AM (GAyiy)

"It's 'Chopsticks' or 'The Knuckle Song' . . . your choice."

Posted by: Ned Reid at July 03, 2025 10:09 AM (nawZ0)

98 97 57 "not chopsticks agaaiin..."
Posted by: cmeat at July 03, 2025 09:47 AM (GAyiy)

"It's 'Chopsticks' or 'The Knuckle Song' . . . your choice."
Posted by: Ned Reid at July 03, 2025 10:09 AM (nawZ0)

====

"Or Imagine with the full chorus just out of frame."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 10:10 AM (GBKbO)

99 How much to get her to stop playing?

Posted by: Grandpa at July 03, 2025 10:10 AM (XQo4F)

100 The Flight of the Bumblebee" by Christmas.
Posted by: Diogenes

*********

Christmas?

I thought that was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov

Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2025 10:10 AM (poXs5)

101 Willowed from the EMT:

The chlorine content of CFCs is what was blamed for the Ozone hole. Notice there is a sodium layer in the atmosphere. The sodium layer comes from the disassociation of salt (sodium – chloride) from the oceans – which of course leaves Chlorine. You can easily smell the salt in the water vapor near the ocean. This is a much larger natural source of chlorine than CFCs could ever be.

Isn’t it interesting that the Freon ban occurred just as the patent on Freon expired?

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at July 03, 2025 10:10 AM (Da7Vv)

102 It's always about the money. Penn talks a big game about their principles, but it turns out, they're just a bunch of whores.

UPDATE: Trump unfreezes $175M after UPenn removes men from women’s sports, revoke Lia Thomas' records

https://tinyurl.com/49dsmhus

Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2025 10:11 AM (Riz8t)

103 Grandpa - "If I hear 'Hot Cross Buns' one more time. . . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2025 10:11 AM (H7X8V)

104 Oi, G-Vault.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2025 10:11 AM (mlg/3)

105 It's a girl, my Lord
In a flat bed ford
Playin' Chopsticks
On a harpsichord.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2025 10:11 AM (1bdKO)

106 How much to get her to stop playing?
Posted by: Grandpa

*******

Twenty bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: The Horde, in unison at July 03, 2025 10:11 AM (poXs5)

107 It's a girl, my Lord
In a flat bed ford
Playin' Chopsticks
On a harpsichord.
Posted by: Diogenes

*********

Noice!!

Posted by: The Horde, in unison at July 03, 2025 10:12 AM (poXs5)

108 /sock

Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2025 10:13 AM (poXs5)

109 102 It's always about the money. Penn talks a big game about their principles, but it turns out, they're just a bunch of whores.
--------------
They said the same of the Vestal Virgins, too.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 03, 2025 10:13 AM (W3T6M)

110 My uncle was crushed by a piano.

His funeral was very low key.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2025 10:13 AM (2GCMq)

111 Isn’t it interesting that the Freon ban occurred just as the patent on Freon expired?"

Hey, let's regulate buying and selling!

Feh

Posted by: man at July 03, 2025 10:14 AM (NLXHs)

112 My uncle was crushed by a piano.

His funeral was very low key.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

He went out on a high note.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2025 10:14 AM (H7X8V)

113 UNEXPECTEDLY!!

Yahoo News:

Gasoline prices hovered at their lowest level since 2021 heading into the July Fourth holiday. On Thursday, the national average price for a gallon of regular gasoline stood at $3.16 per gallon, according to AAA data. This marks a $0.35 drop compared to the same day last year.

—

Guys, I’m not an expert economist. But I think I may see a pattern. Trump made gas cheap prior to 2021. Then Biden came along and gas got expensive. And now it’s cheap again with Trump.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 03, 2025 10:14 AM (nwGCR)

114
Actually, she's playing Liszt's Grand Galop Chromatique.

https://youtu.be/tmq5JBpFf9w

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2025 10:15 AM (/HVsR)

115 I don't get it.

Posted by: toby928 at July 03, 2025 10:15 AM (jc0TO)

116 This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Girls in flat bed Fords at July 03, 2025 10:15 AM (XQo4F)

117 110 My uncle was crushed by a piano.

His funeral was very low key.
----------------
What did he do to piss off the piano so much?

Posted by: pudinhead at July 03, 2025 10:16 AM (W3T6M)

118 The Exiles

Trump's going to send them to Alligator Auschwitz!!!

Posted by: Unhinged Rabid Leftists at July 03, 2025 10:16 AM (ycI94)

119 Whatever happened to acid rain? It was going to kill everyone. Then one day you stopped hearing about it.

Did we all die?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 03, 2025 10:16 AM (nwGCR)

120 She mostly played poorly but had a lovely finish.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

********

Heh!

Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2025 10:17 AM (poXs5)

121 The talented young pianist wont grow up to be a vile skank like Madonna.

Posted by: torabora at July 03, 2025 10:17 AM (9Y6Oe)

122
My uncle was crushed by a piano.

His funeral was very low key.

_________

Is this a story you're trying to pedal?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2025 10:17 AM (/HVsR)

123 My uncle was crushed by a piano.

His funeral was very low key.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2025 10:13 AM (2GCMq)

She said flatly.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 03, 2025 10:17 AM (JRP2U)

124 IMHO until the mid-60s there was still a sizeable percentage of the country who didn't have television.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 03, 2025 10:05 AM (RqH5H)

In 1965, 94% of households owned at least one television set. We had two, one color and one black and white 19" which was in my bedroom.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 03, 2025 10:17 AM (5xuJ/)

125 Vile Skanks would be a great band name.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 03, 2025 10:17 AM (nwGCR)

126 It's a girl, my Lord
In a flat bed ford
Playin' Chopsticks
On a harpsichord.
Posted by: Diogenes

*********

Noice!!
Posted by: The Horde, in unison

Yeah. That was good.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 03, 2025 10:18 AM (Bs2bL)

127 My uncle was crushed by a piano.

His funeral was very low key.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Was 'ee flat?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2025 10:18 AM (mlg/3)

128 My uncle was crushed by a piano.

His funeral was very low key.
----------------

There was a local obituary of a fella who was a HS band director for his career.

Whomever wrote the damn thing said "XXXX was instrumental in . . . . "

Gave me a chuckle it did.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2025 10:18 AM (H7X8V)

129 I swear if I have to hear 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star one more time, I'mma lose my shit!

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at July 03, 2025 10:19 AM (yghV0)

130 Vile Skanks would be a great band name.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

During the 70's there was a local band that was named "Painful Discharge".

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2025 10:19 AM (H7X8V)

131 119 Whatever happened to acid rain? It was going to kill everyone. Then one day you stopped hearing about it.

Step aside.

Posted by: Net Neutrality at July 03, 2025 10:19 AM (XQo4F)

132 >119 Whatever happened to acid rain? It was going to kill everyone. Then one day you stopped hearing about it.

Did we all die?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 03, 2025 10:16 AM (nwGCR)

Alar has entered the chat.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 03, 2025 10:20 AM (GTqXr)

133 You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

Posted by: dantesed at July 03, 2025 10:20 AM (Oy/m2)

134 My uncle was crushed by a piano.

His funeral was very low key.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2025 10:13 AM (2GCMq)

Heh.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2025 10:20 AM (wVcYX)

135 Vile Skanks would be a great band name.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 03, 2025 10:17 AM (nwGCR)

The A Capella choir from the Tri-Delt sorority.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2025 10:20 AM (1bdKO)

136 The Exiles, 1868. Found the same painting entitled, Song of the Homeland, 1874, by Albert Anker.

Another of his paintings, The Pile Dweller III, 1884, was a later version. "The first version of this painting was exhibited by Anker at the 1874 Paris Salon under the title 'L'attente.' It was so successful that Anker was constantly approached for further versions." Christies dot com

The featured art is a beautifully detailed, realistic painting. (IDK how one accomplishes that when children are featured. A lot of sketching before painting?) He had his daughter as the model in several of his works.

His body of work was large and included numerous oil paintings, watercolors, drawings, and decorated plates.

Would consider hanging in rotational art. Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2025 10:20 AM (NFX2v)

137 The first attempt at 'Heart & Soul' didn't go so well...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at July 03, 2025 10:20 AM (yghV0)

138
Step aside.
Posted by: Net Neutrality at July 03, 2025 10:19 AM (XQo4F)

_________

Remember me?

Posted by: Alar, Radium and Paint Chips at July 03, 2025 10:20 AM (/HVsR)

139 My uncle was crushed by a piano.

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wouldn't that make him B flat?

Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2025 10:21 AM (poXs5)

140 Girls in flat bed Fords"

Winslow, is that you?

Posted by: man at July 03, 2025 10:21 AM (NLXHs)

141 72 My daughter loved to play Moonlight Sonata on loop. It was beautiful. The first ten times.
Posted by: jmel
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Heh. My daughter played Don't Stop Believin' as her warm up song. Eventually, we all stopped believing.

Posted by: scampydog at July 03, 2025 10:22 AM (2bFN5)

142
Well, back upstairs to labor away.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2025 10:22 AM (/HVsR)

143 Paintings like this led to "The Organ Wars" of the 70s in NYC. Devotees of E. Power Biggs vs. the disciples of Virgil Fox and His Heavy Organ. It was more bloody than the Hatfield McCoy Feud.

Posted by: Tulips On My Organ at July 03, 2025 10:23 AM (OXFtY)

144 I've been standing on this corner the whole time.

Posted by: Winslow at July 03, 2025 10:23 AM (XQo4F)

145 Need your piano delivered? I know a couple of guys.

https://youtu.be/_G7j5R7J7t0

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 03, 2025 10:24 AM (wVcYX)

146 >>My uncle was crushed by a piano.

On the Steinway to Heavennnnnn!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 10:24 AM (VVnrT)

147 >>My uncle was crushed by a piano.

And now he's your grand uncle
ba-da-dum-tshhhh

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 10:25 AM (VVnrT)

148 My uncle was crushed by a piano.

We were investigating a robbery at the First National Bank of Toontown. Back in those days, me and Teddy liked working Toontown, thought it was a lot of laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him to a little dive down on Yukster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us, literally. Dropped a piano on us from fifteen stories. Broke my arm, Teddy never made it. I never did find out who that guy was. All I remember was him standing over me laughing, with those burning red eyes, and that high, squeaky voice...

Posted by: Eddie Valiant at July 03, 2025 10:26 AM (ycI94)

149 Why are tax payers giving truck.loads of money to Cultural Marxist Seminaries who ate out to destroy America?

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2025 10:26 AM (+qU29)

150 Del Monte Foods, the 138-year-old company best known for its canned fruits and vegetables, has filed for bankruptcy and is looking for a buyer.

Late Tuesday, the company announced it was voluntarily entering Chapter 11 and is going through a sale process for all of its assets. Among the company’s product lines are a number of well-known kitchen staples, including College Inn broths and Contadina canned tomatoes, as well as its flagship Del Monte brand.

Posted by: SMOD at July 03, 2025 10:26 AM (GITLP)

151 >>I've been standing on this corner the whole time.
Posted by: Winslow

Time to go Homer

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 10:26 AM (VVnrT)

152 I like the painting.... So Jeffries is yacking on and on? That reminds me... It's toilet scrubbing day....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2025 10:26 AM (VE6XX)

153 > disciples of Virgil Fox and His Heavy Organ. I
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Paging Mr. The Paolo to the white courtesy phone...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 03, 2025 10:26 AM (GTqXr)

154 Still gathering no moss. Or facts.

Rolling Stone@RollingStone
• Mamdani is not in the country illegally
• He does not have any connection to 9/11 or jihadist terrorism
• Mamdani hasn’t actually said or done anything antisemitic
• He did not call to ‘globalize the intifada’
• He’s not a communist

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Big Mouth of the West at July 03, 2025 10:28 AM (L/fGl)

155 154 Still gathering no moss. Or facts.

Rolling Stone@RollingStone
• Mamdani is not in the country illegally
• He does not have any connection to 9/11 or jihadist terrorism
• Mamdani hasn’t actually said or done anything antisemitic
• He did not call to ‘globalize the intifada’
• He’s not a communist
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Big Mouth of the West at July 03, 2025 10:28 AM (L/fGl)

=====

No one asserted the first or second.

The final three are all very true.

If you're explaining, you're losing. I think there's discontent in the ranks. Rolling Stone ain't talking to conservatives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 10:28 AM (GBKbO)

156 wouldn't that make him B flat?
Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2025 10:21 AM (poXs5)

He was depressed anyway. His girlfriend the violinist was too highly strung.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2025 10:28 AM (2GCMq)

157 Neither man nor boy seems impressed.

Maybe a commentary on current events.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2025 10:28 AM (fV+MH)

158 I think the story of the labor numbers can be defined as churn.

There's a massive change in who has jobs in the US, without a huge change in how many jobs are out there.

The foreign born population losing huge numbers and the native born population gaining huge numbers, leading to a mere 147K total new jobs feels...significant.

Foreign born people are leaving.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

159 Rolling Stone@RollingStone"

But can I get on the cover?

Posted by: man at July 03, 2025 10:30 AM (NLXHs)

160 wouldn't that make him B flat?
Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2025 10:21 AM (poXs5)

He was depressed anyway. His girlfriend the violinist was too highly strung.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2025 10:28 AM (2GCMq)

At the funeral service, friends and family trumpeted his virtues.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2025 10:31 AM (1bdKO)

161 >>He was depressed anyway. His girlfriend the violinist was too highly strung.

Well, it's not like he didn't have an etude

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 10:31 AM (VVnrT)

162 Girl: I am empowered.

Boy: YGTBFKM sis.

Man: I should have let the Commies throw me down the well.

Posted by: Candidus at July 03, 2025 10:31 AM (3aljE)

163 Victo Borge ?

Posted by: OkJohn at July 03, 2025 10:31 AM (r/Z6m)

164 In my experience, ladies prefer an upright organ to a grand piano.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 03, 2025 10:33 AM (Hxz/1)

165 >>At the funeral service, friends and family trumpeted his virtues.

It was a very long Liszt!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 10:33 AM (VVnrT)

166 I swear to God. No puns.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2025 10:33 AM (fV+MH)

167 Foreign born people are leaving.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

Some are staying...permanently.

Posted by: The Gators at July 03, 2025 10:33 AM (1bdKO)

168 Mamdani hasn’t actually said or done anything antisemitic

• He did not call to ‘globalize the intifada’ , he just supports the people who do! " he said the slogan captured “a desperate desire for equality and equal rights in standing up for Palestinian human rights.” sure, sure...and Sieg Heil is just a call to victory.

• He’s not a communist, he just proposes marxist -Leninist solutions to problems! "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2025 10:33 AM (g47mK)

169 Whatever happened to acid rain? It was going to kill everyone. Then one day you stopped hearing about it.

Did we all die?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 03, 2025 10:16 AM (nwGCR)

Alar has entered the chat.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 03, 2025 10:20 AM (GTqXr)

Quiet, knaves! I am queen now.

.........GMO

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 03, 2025 10:33 AM (g8Ew8)

170 FDA Announces New Safety Warning on All mRNA COVID Vaccines — Cites “Extremely High” Risk of Myocarditis and Long-Term Heart Damage in Young Men - TGP

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2025 10:34 AM (i24o9)

171 In 1948 - when I was born, we had a television. My dad designed it and built it from WW2 surplus radar parts.
The green screen had a long persistence, and you could see ghost traces of anything which moved in the picture. Dad designed and built all of our TV's through the 1950's. Not until he bought a a Heathkit color TV in the late 1960's did he go with anyone else's design.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at July 03, 2025 10:34 AM (Da7Vv)

172 Whatever happened to killer bees?

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2025 10:34 AM (fV+MH)

173 are people that stupid ? do they not see ??

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2025 10:35 AM (g47mK)

174 170 FDA Announces New Safety Warning on All mRNA COVID Vaccines — Cites “Extremely High” Risk of Myocarditis and Long-Term Heart Damage in Young Men - TGP
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2025 10:34 AM (i24o9)

======

"The FDA is run by politically motivated no-nothings instead of true scientists like Dr. Fauci. I can ignore this and continue to inject my young boys with the booster to protect them from covid because the FDA isn't trustworthy anymore."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 10:35 AM (GBKbO)

175 159 Rolling Stone@RollingStone"

But can I get on the cover?
Posted by: man

Are you young, handsome, a minority and a anti-American radical? If so, it's easy!

Posted by: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev at July 03, 2025 10:35 AM (ycI94)

176 > He’s not a communist, he just proposes marxist -Leninist solutions to problems! "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2025 10:33 AM (g47mK)

Seize the means of production something, something...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 03, 2025 10:35 AM (GTqXr)

177 I always tell my helpers to not get between the piano and the ground.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at July 03, 2025 10:35 AM (Euor7)

178 Whatever happened to killer bees?
Posted by: eleven

Screw you.

Posted by: Nick Cage at July 03, 2025 10:36 AM (Hxz/1)

179 167 Foreign born people are leaving.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

Some are staying...permanently.
Posted by: The Gators

🎶 It's the circle of life!!!! 🎶

Posted by: Musical Moron at July 03, 2025 10:36 AM (ycI94)

180
Whatever happened to killer bees?
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2025 10:34 AM (fV+MH)

__________

Replaced by murder hornets.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2025 10:36 AM (/HVsR)

181 173 are people that stupid ? do they not see ??
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2025 10:35 AM (g47mK)

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Rolling Stone is talking to people who want to be lied to.

Those who refuse primary sources and always want to believe the Democrat establishment narrative. There's been too much talk about Mamdani being bad from the left.

This is an editorial designed to tell the LIVs on the left that all is well, to stop thinking about it, and act like Mamdani is just as moderate as Barack Obama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

182 Let me see , ah, here it is, "Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits."

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2025 10:36 AM (g47mK)

183 172 Whatever happened to killer bees?

Killer bees? Yeah, you won't be seeing them no more.

Posted by: Murder hornets at July 03, 2025 10:37 AM (Riz8t)

184 >>Rolling Stone@RollingStone

• Mamdani hasn’t actually said or done anything antisemitic

He founded a pro-Pali organization at his college.
I find it hard to believe that amidst all that Pali activism he never expressed antisemitism.

But didn't he just say he would have Bibi arrested if he came to NYC? Bibi comes to NYC for UN business, so that's not an unlikely scenario.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 10:37 AM (VVnrT)

185 Rolling Stone is a noxious rag of and for over the hill (boomers) , who still miss Woodstock.

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2025 10:37 AM (g47mK)

186 Swiss Miss

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2025 10:37 AM (gbOdA)

187 >>Whatever happened to killer bees?

We now have Save the Pollinators activism.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 10:38 AM (VVnrT)

188 Rolling Stone is talking to people who want to be lied to.

Those who refuse primary sources and always want to believe the Democrat establishment narrative. There's been too much talk about Mamdani being bad from the left.

This is an editorial designed to tell the LIVs on the left that all is well, to stop thinking about it, and act like Mamdani is just as moderate as Barack Obama.

I think they're genuinely worried he's losing ground fast.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2025 10:38 AM (Riz8t)

189 I see that has-been Springsteen is at it again, bad mouthing America in concerts in Europe, this time is Germany. I wonder if he has noticed that the white working class he imagines he relates to have completely rejected his beloved and saintly Dems by huge margins and are now firmly MAGA, the focus of evil is the USA.

Not that it matters in his world of private jets, Hollywood mansions and yachts. He should give up the working man hero BS and sing about those things.

Posted by: Ripley at July 03, 2025 10:38 AM (GUOwU)

190
Are you young, handsome, a minority and a anti-American radical? If so, it's easy!
Posted by: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev at July 03, 2025 10:35 AM (ycI94)

_________

I want to bear your child.

Posted by: AWFLs at July 03, 2025 10:38 AM (/HVsR)

191 I hate murder Hornets.

Nick cage beating the shit out of LeeLee Sobieski was the weirdest thing ever.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2025 10:38 AM (fV+MH)

192 >>Whatever happened to killer bees?

Replaced by H1Bees.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2025 10:39 AM (i24o9)

193 Rolling Stone is a noxious rag of and for over the hill (boomers) , who still miss Woodstock.

Over the hill, down the valley, and approaching the sea.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2025 10:39 AM (Riz8t)

194 Oh, yeah. As soon as I heard of him and about him, I knew and said this is obama 2.0. (Is he ghey ?)

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2025 10:39 AM (g47mK)

195 The expression on that old guy's face is how I feel sometimes reading the back and forth between you savages!

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 03, 2025 10:40 AM (iFTx/)

196 Whatever happened to killer bees?

Replaced by H1Bees.

Nice.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2025 10:40 AM (Riz8t)

197 All Democrat ideas are criminal.

Booker@RealBookerScott
LA council person asks the LAPD Chief to alert illegals when ICE is coming.
The Chief tells her she may want to talk to the city attorney about that because it's obstruction of justice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Big Mouth of the West at July 03, 2025 10:40 AM (L/fGl)

198 Whatever happened to killer bees?
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2025 10:34 AM (fV+MH)

__________

Replaced by murder hornets.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2025 10:36 AM (/HVsR)

***

Sigh...

Posted by: Mad Cows at July 03, 2025 10:40 AM (1bdKO)

199 172 Whatever happened to killer bees?
==

Watched The Nice Guys the other night.

"You know why they call them killer bees? Because they kill you"

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 03, 2025 10:40 AM (eb5mD)

200 188 I think they're genuinely worried he's losing ground fast.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2025 10:38 AM (Riz8t)

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The actual rich of Wall Street consolidating against him over the objections of the aspirational rich of Wall Street could have an effect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 10:40 AM (GBKbO)

201 Wait... So they were wrong about the jobs report ? LOL....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2025 10:40 AM (VE6XX)

202
It's pointless for Americans to bash America in Europe. Europeans will despise you anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 03, 2025 10:41 AM (/HVsR)

203 ***Whatever happened to killer bees?***.

Michael Caine

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at July 03, 2025 10:41 AM (Euor7)

204 Who even reads the jobs report?

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2025 10:41 AM (fV+MH)

205 There's been too much talk about Mamdani being bad from the left.

Yes, there is quite the struggle within the party (and within the party base) regarding Mamdani and how far Left things should go. The more Establishment, "moderate" types seem to favor some kind of technocracy, with them leading of course, following the "Abundance Democrats" agenda laid out by Ezra Klein as a left-wing version of the Tea Party.

The young left radicals, of course, want to tear everything down and bring in full socialist government as quickly as possible.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 03, 2025 10:42 AM (ycI94)

206 There are no such thing as killer bees. All bees have the spark of divinity in them. They are forced into a life of violence due to racism.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 03, 2025 10:43 AM (yxhux)

207 205 Yes, there is quite the struggle within the party (and within the party base) regarding Mamdani and how far Left things should go. The more Establishment, "moderate" types seem to favor some kind of technocracy, with them leading of course, following the "Abundance Democrats" agenda laid out by Ezra Klein as a left-wing version of the Tea Party.

The young left radicals, of course, want to tear everything down and bring in full socialist government as quickly as possible.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 03, 2025 10:42 AM (ycI94)

=====

I think the Abundance Democrats are an online creation and are actually, like, 5 people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 10:43 AM (GBKbO)

208 >>I always tell my helpers to not get between the piano and the ground.

They can't be waltzing under them during a move?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 10:43 AM (VVnrT)

209 This art makes me angry.
Posted by: Weasel at July 03, 2025 09:35 AM

Why? You can't see what size his watch is.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2025 10:43 AM (0sNs1)

210 Whatever happened to killer bees?

Feral pigs. That's what you need to worry about. Feral pigs.

Posted by: JUDGE WALLY GATOR at July 03, 2025 10:43 AM (5yGIt)

211 He's a fu*king commie.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2025 10:43 AM (1bdKO)

212 204 Who even reads the jobs report?
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2025 10:41 AM (fV+MH)

I'm guessing Wall Street

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2025 10:43 AM (VE6XX)

213 Who even reads the jobs report?
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2025 10:41 AM (fV+MH)

I'm guessing Wall Street
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2025 10:43 AM

They are pretty happy this morning.

Posted by: toby928 at July 03, 2025 10:44 AM (jc0TO)

214 Rolling Stone is a noxious rag of and for over the hill (boomers) , who still miss Woodstock.
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2025 10:37 AM (g47mK)

Hey! Ho! Rolling Stone Has Got To Go!

Hey! Ho!

Posted by: Dirty Old Boomer Hippie Who Loves A Good Chant at July 03, 2025 10:44 AM (r/wv3)

215 >>Whatever happened to killer bees?

Low T?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 10:44 AM (VVnrT)

216 There are no such thing as killer bees. All bees have the spark of divinity in them. They are forced into a life of violence due to racism.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 03, 2025 10:43 AM (yxhux)

They were just turning their hives around.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2025 10:44 AM (i24o9)

217 It's pointless for Americans to bash America in Europe. Europeans will despise you anyway.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

True. They always hated us because America took in the folks they thought were shit and we built a beautiful, hard-working country.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 03, 2025 10:45 AM (H7X8V)

218 To the surprise of ten's of no one

@libsoftiktok 19m
UPDATE: Philadelphia is covered in trash as city workers strike and the mayor told people not to take out the trash

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2025 10:45 AM (mlg/3)

219 Whatever happened to killer bees?

Feral pigs. That's what you need to worry about. Feral pigs.

On it!!!

Posted by: Burmese pythons in the Everglades at July 03, 2025 10:45 AM (Riz8t)

220 You played calliope in fancy regalia
at a lurid and explicit bacchanalia
Young lady you're no fool
And accordian to the rule
You're hereby sentenced to exile in Australia
Posted by: muldoon at July 03, 2025 09:45 AM

That bacchanalia was an actual historical event, and the record of it has been handed down to us in "The Ball at Kerrimuir".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 03, 2025 10:46 AM (0sNs1)

221 Grandpa, let her play Great Balls of Fire. Please!

Posted by: Swiss Miss's Little Brother at July 03, 2025 10:46 AM (wVcYX)

222 They were just turning their hives around.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2025 10:44 AM

Haha! Yessssssss!

Posted by: Ed McMahon at July 03, 2025 10:46 AM (jc0TO)

223 "I'm guessing Wall Street
Posted by: It's me donna"

Market's going crazy fuckballs again.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2025 10:46 AM (fV+MH)

224 150 Del Monte Foods, the 138-year-old company best known for its canned fruits and vegetables, has filed for bankruptcy and is looking for a buyer.

FreightCavier, July 2, 2025
Del Monte’s $1B Bankruptcy; Uber Freight Among Top Unsecured Creditors
Del Monte’s bankruptcy exposes logistics firms like Uber Freight to major losses

Citing over $1 billion in liabilities & lists more than 10,000 creditors, one of the largest food shipper bankruptcies in years. Yes, Uber Freight (Transplace) is an unsecured creditor.
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However, "news reports emphasize that the bankruptcy proceedings for Del Monte Foods do not concern fruit producers using Fresh Del Monte Produce vessels or trucking network."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2025 10:47 AM (NFX2v)

225 Do be a good bee.

Posted by: Romper Room at July 03, 2025 10:47 AM (0sNs1)

226 Whatever happened to killer bees?
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2025 10:34 AM

*shifty eyes*

Why? What have you heard?

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Murder Hornets at July 03, 2025 10:48 AM (Wnv9h)

227 Federal judge rules family of Boulder terror suspect can be deported

According to The New York Post, US District Court Judge Orlando Garcia dismissed the Soliman family’s legal attempt to block their removal from the United States, stating that the Trump administration followed proper legal procedures in initiating deportation proceedings. Soliman’s wife and five children had filed a lawsuit to stop the expedited removal process, but Judge Garcia said he “lacks jurisdiction to grant Petitioners the relief they seek.”

Buh-bye!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 10:48 AM (VVnrT)

228 Del Monte is only going out of business because Trump is rayciss.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 03, 2025 10:48 AM (MGB5H)

229 UPDATE: Philadelphia is covered in trash as city workers strike and the mayor told people not to take out the trash

yeah things are sucking in town right now

plus the garbagemen striking are doing all sorts of weird thuggish shit. beyond just not picking up trash, they're opening all the fireplugs and slashing police car tires and basically fucking around all over

the city just doesn't have the money for what they want. it isn't there. and no fed money is coming

should be a fun summer!

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 03, 2025 10:48 AM (Pv3Rg)

230 227 Federal judge rules family of Boulder terror suspect can be deported

According to The New York Post, US District Court Judge Orlando Garcia dismissed the Soliman family’s legal attempt to block their removal from the United States, stating that the Trump administration followed proper legal procedures in initiating deportation proceedings. Soliman’s wife and five children had filed a lawsuit to stop the expedited removal process, but Judge Garcia said he “lacks jurisdiction to grant Petitioners the relief they seek.”

Buh-bye!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 10:48 AM (VVnrT)

=====

Buried lede:

Federal judge recognizes restrictions on his own authority.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 10:48 AM (GBKbO)

231 I think they're genuinely worried he's losing ground fast.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2025 10:38 AM (Riz8t)

======

The actual rich of Wall Street consolidating against him over the objections of the aspirational rich of Wall Street could have an effect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 10:40 AM (GBKbO)
_____

Bombdaddy peaked too soon and started to believe his own bullshit.

It's one thing to go stealth-commie like Bernie and repackage commie fascism as perfumed unicorn farts. It's quite another to go not only Full Lenin, but to the left of Lenin. Bombdaddy is one step away from saying he'll set up government-funded whorehouses so everyone can get free gay sex.

That, plus he's a genuinely creepy weirdo who almost certainly has some white panel vans in his past. As my dad used to say, "he's got a face you just wanna smash."

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 03, 2025 10:48 AM (iFTx/)

232
Buh-bye!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 10:48 AM (VVnrT)

Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2025 10:49 AM (VE6XX)

233 It's pointless for Americans to bash America in Europe. Europeans will despise you anyway.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

True. They always hated us because America took in the folks they thought were shit and we built a beautiful, hard-working country.

Beware! We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGauZm2pOSQ&t=29s

Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2025 10:49 AM (Riz8t)

234 228 Del Monte is only going out of business because Trump is rayciss.

here I thought me making ambrosia to all these pool parties and BBQ was keeping them in business!

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 03, 2025 10:49 AM (Pv3Rg)

235 >>They were just turning their hives around.

Yassssss qween!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 10:49 AM (VVnrT)

236 "Del Monte is only going out of business because Trump is rayciss.
Posted by: BruceWayne"

I voted for that.

Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2025 10:49 AM (fV+MH)

237 Bombdaddy is one step away from saying he'll set up government-funded whorehouses so everyone can get free gay sex.

Oh my! (faints)

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, Closeted Homosexual at July 03, 2025 10:49 AM (r/wv3)

238 Bling! Get your bling here!

https://is.gd/VKOxjm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Big Mouth of the West at July 03, 2025 10:50 AM (L/fGl)

239 231 Bombdaddy peaked too soon and started to believe his own bullshit.

It's one thing to go stealth-commie like Bernie and repackage commie fascism as perfumed unicorn farts. It's quite another to go not only Full Lenin, but to the left of Lenin. Bombdaddy is one step away from saying he'll set up government-funded whorehouses so everyone can get free gay sex.

That, plus he's a genuinely creepy weirdo who almost certainly has some white panel vans in his past. As my dad used to say, "he's got a face you just wanna smash."
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 03, 2025 10:48 AM (iFTx/)

====

Best scenario:

Sliwa sneaks in to become mayor. The NYC council tries to destroy him like Trump, but all of their torpedoes come back around and hit them instead.

More likely scenario: Adams wins. Barely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 10:50 AM (GBKbO)

240 Yassssss qween!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 10:49 AM (VVnrT)

Nice.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2025 10:50 AM (i24o9)

241 The term "Murder Hornets" is offensive and bigoted. The correct term to use is "Premature Accelerated End of Life Hornets."

Posted by: Dewey Cheatem and Howe, Esq. at July 03, 2025 10:51 AM (PiwSw)

242 218 To the surprise of ten's of no one

@libsoftiktok 19m
UPDATE: Philadelphia is covered in trash as city workers strike and the mayor told people not to take out the trash
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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But this is:
FoxNews (and all of the rest that are local), Private contractors offer trash removal services amid District Council 33 strike

They're cleaning up.

Guess the union will be back in talks soon, if not at present.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2025 10:51 AM (NFX2v)

243 "Rolling Stone is a noxious rag of and for over the hill (boomers) , who still miss Woodstock.
Posted by: runner"

If they are to survive with the yutes, they will have to reduce all their content to a headline followed by a few bullet points.

Or put it all on TicToc.

Posted by: Ripley at July 03, 2025 10:52 AM (GUOwU)

244 here I thought me making ambrosia to all these pool parties and BBQ was keeping them in business!
Posted by: Black Orchid at July 03, 2025 10:49 AM (Pv3Rg)

Oh man I remember all the ambrosia at summer parties. No one down here makes it. Hell they never even heard of it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 03, 2025 10:52 AM (MGB5H)

245 The term "Murder Hornets" is offensive and bigoted. The correct term to use is "Premature Accelerated End of Life Hornets."

You can't say "suicide" on YT anymore, so people are now using "unalived".

Unalived with prejudice hornets.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2025 10:52 AM (Riz8t)

246 Oh man I remember all the ambrosia at summer parties. No one down here makes it. Hell they never even heard of it.

my mom always made it and gave me the recipe! the fruit - even canned - is very pricy!

people still love it, it's fun

Posted by: Black Orchid at July 03, 2025 10:53 AM (Pv3Rg)

247 192 >>Whatever happened to killer bees?

Replaced by H1Bees.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2025 10:39 AM (i24o9

Turns out the bees were all actually just some Indian guy named Soham Parek.

(who is believed to be based in India, is alleged to have simultaneously worked at up to four or five startups—many of them backed by Y Combinator).

Posted by: Candidus at July 03, 2025 10:53 AM (3aljE)

248 >>If they are to survive with the yutes, they will have to reduce all their content to a headline followed by a few bullet points.

Or put it all on TicToc.

Or keep gracing their covers with softcore pr0n shots of the latest young pop tarts.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 10:53 AM (VVnrT)

249 The term "Murder Hornets" is offensive and bigoted. The correct term to use is "Premature Accelerated End of Life Hornets."

Posted by: Dewey Cheatem and Howe, Esq. at July 03, 2025 10:51 AM (PiwSw)

Planned Pollinators.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2025 10:53 AM (i24o9)

250 plus the garbagemen striking are doing all sorts of weird thuggish shit. beyond just not picking up trash, they're opening all the fireplugs and slashing police car tires and basically fucking around all over

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Wait. I thought you were the City of Brotherly Love.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Big Mouth of the West at July 03, 2025 10:54 AM (L/fGl)

251 >>Turns out the bees were all actually just some Indian guy named Soham Parek.

(who is believed to be based in India, is alleged to have simultaneously worked at up to four or five startups—many of them backed by Y Combinator).
- - - -

Amazing. Have any of these duped hiring managers stopped to think that maybe if they hired locals this wouldn't have happened?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 10:54 AM (VVnrT)

252 Wait. I thought you were the City of Brotherly Love.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Big Mouth of the West at July 03, 2025 10:54 AM (L/fGl)

Lots of brothers fight.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 03, 2025 10:54 AM (MGB5H)

253 I have heard it posited that passage of the bill - good, bad or something in between - means that Congress can no longer hold Trump hostage over legislation. He is now free to do what he wants in other areas, which some would interpret as being a fascist, I guess.
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This needs to be pointed out more:
This bill returns us to regular order. No more continuing resolutions every 6 months to a year.
Congress--especially Democrats--love CRs.
Because, with massive media air support, they are able to hold the Republicans hostage and get everything they want; it's an "emergency."

Now, a regular order budget will be marked up and presented in September.
With the GOP now having the votes to pass it.

And--this is huge--the next budget fight is: September 2026--just before the midterms. Where Dem demands for more taxes and spending will be popular ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2025 10:55 AM (1KSDN)

254 Here's an analysis of why Del Monte is going Ch. 11.

Declining Consumer Demand:
Del Monte has experienced a decrease in demand for its canned fruit and vegetable products, leading to decreased sales.
Increased Costs:
The company faced increased costs related to storing and promoting surplus inventory, exacerbated by the decline in demand.
High Debt:
Del Monte has a substantial debt burden, particularly since being acquired by Del Monte Pacific Limited (DMPL), and rising interest rates have made this debt more expensive.
Competition:
The company has faced increased competition from private label brands and shifts in consumer preferences towards fresh and healthier alternatives.

In short, I think the problem is that now you can get fresh fruit and vegetables year round, so nobody buys canned.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 03, 2025 10:55 AM (Riz8t)

255 252 Wait. I thought you were the City of Brotherly Love.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Big Mouth of the West at July 03, 2025 10:54 AM (L/fGl)

Lots of brothers fight.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 03, 2025 10:54 AM (MGB5H)

Hoo boy.

Posted by: Cain and Abel at July 03, 2025 10:55 AM (PiwSw)

256 Wait. I thought you were the City of Brotherly Love.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Big Mouth of the West at July 03, 2025 10:54 AM (L/fGl)

Shudder to imagine what they'd be doing if it wasn't.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 03, 2025 10:55 AM (i24o9)

257 What are we?

Chopped liver?

Posted by: Ill-Mannered Bees at July 03, 2025 10:55 AM (yxhux)

258 Bombdaddy peaked too soon and started to believe his own bullshit.

It's one thing to go stealth-commie like Bernie and repackage commie fascism as perfumed unicorn farts. It's quite another to go not only Full Lenin, but to the left of Lenin.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 03, 2025 10:48 AM (iFTx/)

====

Best scenario:

Sliwa sneaks in to become mayor. The NYC council tries to destroy him like Trump, but all of their torpedoes come back around and hit them instead.

More likely scenario: Adams wins. Barely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 10:50 AM (GBKbO)
___________

Yea, we'll see. NYC election is still a way's off. LOTS could happen between now and then. Bombdaddy could be deported or found in bed with a dead boy.

It's amazing the NYC democraps foisted this fucknugget on us -- he was clearly the pick of the machine -- and now they're like "wtf did we just do?" Like they had no idea what he was. It's one thing to get drunk, pick up a girl in a dark bar, and then next morning wake up next to a pig. It's another to go trolling for dates in the pig sty and then be shocked when you got a pig.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 03, 2025 10:56 AM (iFTx/)

259 >>Bombdaddy is one step away from saying he'll set up government-funded whorehouses so everyone can get free gay sex.

Apparently, he was talking about buying up depressed real estate and turning it into communes (maybe last year?). He gets into a position to do that, say, by freezing rent so all the landlords sell, then he could do that.

But yeah, TOTALLY not a communist.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 10:56 AM (VVnrT)

260 The bad news in the jobs number is 73k of those were government. It doesn’t say what level of govt. so it could be state and local. But probably includes fed too. I was under the impression feds are firing people not hiring them.

Either way when 1/2 the job growth is from govt it’s no bueno.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 03, 2025 10:57 AM (nwGCR)

261 Bombdaddy peaked too soon and started to believe his own bullshit.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 03, 2025 10:48 AM (iFTx/)

Adams has his own baggage, and winning as an independent is an uphill battle. Plus, Cuomo hasn't withdrawn, and that means big trouble.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 03, 2025 10:57 AM (L5An7)

262 Why doesn't Alligator Alcatraz have a crematorium?

Posted by: torabora at July 03, 2025 10:57 AM (9Y6Oe)

263 260 The bad news in the jobs number is 73k of those were government. It doesn’t say what level of govt. so it could be state and local. But probably includes fed too. I was under the impression feds are firing people not hiring them.

Either way when 1/2 the job growth is from govt it’s no bueno.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 03, 2025 10:57 AM (nwGCR)

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The report does say what level.

It's state and local, mostly in education (I'm assuming it's a seasonal thing).

7K were lost at the fed level.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 10:58 AM (GBKbO)

264 262 Why doesn't Alligator Alcatraz have a crematorium?
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Cuz gators.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 03, 2025 10:58 AM (W3T6M)

265 189 I see that has-been Springsteen is at it again, bad mouthing America in concerts in Europe, this time is Germany. I wonder if he has noticed that the white working class he imagines he relates to have completely rejected his beloved and saintly Dems by huge margins and are now firmly MAGA, the focus of evil is the USA.

Not that it matters in his world of private jets, Hollywood mansions and yachts. He should give up the working man hero BS and sing about those things.
Posted by: Ripley
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Springstain ain't in need of money afaik but a lot of performers miss the audience and the belief they can change the world by their songs. His problem is his dwindling audience is there for the nostalgia rather than to change the world.

Trump is actually doing it while Springstain fakes it onstage. Bonehole aka Bono needs to shut it as well--he reached his peak influence over 25 years ago.

Posted by: whig at July 03, 2025 10:59 AM (ctrM5)

266 263 260 The bad news in the jobs number is 73k of those were government. It doesn’t say what level of govt. so it could be state and local. But probably includes fed too. I was under the impression feds are firing people not hiring them.

Either way when 1/2 the job growth is from govt it’s no bueno.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 03, 2025 10:57 AM (nwGCR)

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The report does say what level.

It's state and local, mostly in education (I'm assuming it's a seasonal thing).

7K were lost at the fed level.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 10:58 AM (GBKbO)

Big loss at the federal level is timed for the October jobs report...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 03, 2025 10:59 AM (tOcjL)

267 FDA Announces New Safety Warning on All mRNA COVID Vaccines — Cites “Extremely High” Risk of Myocarditis and Long-Term Heart Damage in Young Men

Wow, just wow.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at July 03, 2025 10:59 AM (Da7Vv)

268 The report does say what level.

It's state and local, mostly in education (I'm assuming it's a seasonal thing).

7K were lost at the fed level.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 10

Man you with your facts and figures.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 03, 2025 10:59 AM (MGB5H)

269 Daily Mail@DailyMail
Boulder terror suspect's Muslim wife says she's 'struggling to preserve her modesty' at ICE detention facility

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They got modesty all over the place back home.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Big Mouth of the West at July 03, 2025 10:59 AM (L/fGl)

270 268 Man you with your facts and figures.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 03, 2025 10:59 AM (MGB5H)

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The report isn't hard to find, even.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 11:00 AM (GBKbO)

271 they beat up Santa, thats why I dubbed Philadelphia, Mordor or Midian, take your pick

Posted by: miguel cervantes at July 03, 2025 11:00 AM (bXbFr)

272 plus the garbagemen striking are doing all sorts of weird thuggish shit. beyond just not picking up trash, they're opening all the fireplugs and slashing police car tires and basically fucking around all over
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That sounds like a law enforcement problem...

Posted by: Crusader at July 03, 2025 11:00 AM (TN0g+)

273 Nood, you reprobates.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2025 11:01 AM (mlg/3)

274 The report isn't hard to find, even.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 03, 2025 11:00 AM (GBKbO)

But why would someone go find it when it doesn't fit with their preferred method of bitching?

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 03, 2025 11:01 AM (MGB5H)

275 I understand the no more CR argument.

But can’t they just do a CR next time? The first CR was after “regular order” right? So we have regular order now. What’s to stop a CR next year?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 03, 2025 11:01 AM (nwGCR)

276 PHILADELPHIA tourist slogan: Imagine the smell!

Posted by: torabora at July 03, 2025 11:01 AM (9Y6Oe)

277 Daily Mail@DailyMail
Boulder terror suspect's Muslim wife says she's 'struggling to preserve her modesty' at ICE detention facility
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My sympathy meter must be broken...its reading zero.

Posted by: Crusader at July 03, 2025 11:01 AM (TN0g+)

278 Bombdaddy peaked too soon and started to believe his own bullshit.

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 03, 2025 10:48 AM (iFTx/)

Adams has his own baggage, and winning as an independent is an uphill battle. Plus, Cuomo hasn't withdrawn, and that means big trouble.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 03, 2025 10:57 AM (L5An7)
________

If the NYC Demo party weren't a bunch of headless rats shitting all over themselves, they would have arranged for a decent moderate-sounding new candidate who would have soared through. Instead, they ended up with:

1. Dark Lenin Pedo-curious Terrorist
2. Dark Corrupt Nobody-Likes Him Had-His-Chance
3. Pasty Corrupt Grandma-Murdering Nepo Sleaze
4. Leprosy

Hard choice!

Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at July 03, 2025 11:02 AM (iFTx/)

279 springsteen, is an odd fossil, who hasn't realized hes not relevant to anything,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at July 03, 2025 11:02 AM (bXbFr)

280 >>Boulder terror suspect's Muslim wife says she's 'struggling to preserve her modesty' at ICE detention facility

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They got modesty all over the place back home.
- - -

Yeah, she's been complaining a lot - "They treat us like animals!"

Your husband just tried to mass murder dozens, lady, what makes you think anyone cares about your freaking modesty? You overstayed your welcome - literally - GO HOME.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 03, 2025 11:02 AM (VVnrT)

281 7k lost at the fed level. OK cool.

700k would be nicer. But I’ll take whatever crumbs they give me.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at July 03, 2025 11:03 AM (nwGCR)

282 212 204 Who even reads the jobs report?
Posted by: eleven at July 03, 2025 10:41 AM (fV+MH)

I'm guessing Wall Street
Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2025 10:43 AM (VE6XX)
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Interesting data point getting attention on X is that native born workers gained 830k jobs and foreign born lost 348k.

Posted by: WisRich at July 03, 2025 11:03 AM (G0vdT)

283 FDA Announces New Safety Warning on All mRNA COVID Vaccines — Cites “Extremely High” Risk of Myocarditis and Long-Term Heart Damage in Young Men

A friend of mine - who is a world class Brazilian Jiu Jitsu teacher (he has coached a BJJ world champion) lost two teen age girl students to the vaccine. They both died of congestive heart failure within a week of being vaccinated. Teen age female athletes don't normally die of congestive heart failure.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at July 03, 2025 11:07 AM (Da7Vv)

284 But this is:
FoxNews (and all of the rest that are local), Private contractors offer trash removal services amid District Council 33 strike

They're cleaning up.

Guess the union will be back in talks soon, if not at present.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at July 03, 2025 10:51 AM (NFX2v)

Private contractors will find their equipment in flames and their workers in flames as well. Those unions are brutal. Think mob brutal.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 03, 2025 11:07 AM (5xuJ/)

285 In short, I think the problem is that now you can get fresh fruit and vegetables year round, so nobody buys canned.
Posted by: Archimedes

Canned food is a commodity item more or less with small profit margins and expensive interest paid on debt by the Philippine based food company in 2014 becomes an anchor when interest rates go from ZIRP to the more normal inflation rate plus 1-2 percent premium for corporate debt. Since spun off from Reynolds Nabisco, Del Monte has went through a series of owners each larding up the company with more debt.

In general, it is a poor idea to use debt to acquire companies in a commodity industry figuring on wringing out more efficiencies. Leverage works when a company is growing, not so much when the industry is declining.

Posted by: whig at July 03, 2025 11:10 AM (ctrM5)

286 Your husband just tried to mass murder dozens, lady, what makes you think anyone cares about your freaking modesty? You overstayed your welcome - literally - GO HOME.
Posted by: Lizzy
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My empathy went out the window for people like this.

Posted by: whig at July 03, 2025 11:11 AM (ctrM5)

287 Oh lordy, Jeffries is still talking. The people behind him look uncomfortable.

Posted by: WisRich at July 03, 2025 11:11 AM (G0vdT)

288 Why doesn't Alligator Alcatraz have a crematorium?
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Cuz gators.
Posted by: pudinhead at July 03, 2025 10:58 AM (W3T6M)

Gatuhs goin' to be gettin' fat.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 03, 2025 11:14 AM (g8Ew8)

289 90 "IMHO until the mid-60s there was still a sizeable percentage of the country who didn't have television."

and next came the affordable samsung tv that allowed the third world to view robin leach and learn just how wide the gap was. it spelled the end of exploitative travel.

Posted by: cmeat at July 03, 2025 11:26 AM (GAyiy)

290 43 I saw The Exiles open for Kill All The Jews at Glastonbury in 2025.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 03, 2025 09:43 AM (dDmld)

Very nice!

Posted by: m at July 03, 2025 11:39 AM (aURVT)

291 273 Nood, you reprobates.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 03, 2025 11:01 AM (mlg/3)

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