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quokkagoof.jpg
A quokka being a Straight-G Goof

Teaching your chicken to pull an ollie.

Puppy does not like his medicine.

ICYMI: Border collie speed challenge.

A little rain in Paris.

"Come to Africa, she said. We'll see the lions, we'll have a good time..."

Baby shark.

Can he do it?

Maybe you can beat the duck. Maybe you're dead wrong.

Little girl takes her teddy bear dog out for a ride.

ICYMI: Man saves a sea lion, and the sea lion remembers his kindness.

Blind and deaf dog takes a while to recognize the smell of her owner, but then she's very happy.

Giving a baby elephant a treat and a pet.

Seeing an old friend and giving him some presents.

Puppy will only be walked by his actual daddy.

Yesterday I posted:


Swimming with the sharks. Why?

Well, here's an OnlyFans model similarly posing with sharks.

Maybe this is the new thing, with "influencers," sinfluencers, and OF models using their legs as bait for sharks. I can see a truly spectacular cautionary tale in the making.


It's adorable to see these four golden retrievers keeping a close watch on a sleeping baby, but the sad truth is, they just think he's a jumbo-sized Hot Pocket.

Man the Hot Pocket chicken and broccoli was so good you guys. No wonder dem dogs want to eat dat baby.

Try to stick the landing next time, idiot.

Posted by: Ace at 07:35 PM




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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 07:38 PM (/HVsR)

2 Cuteness on deck!

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2025 07:38 PM (p4NUW)

3 Not quite choking the chicken but uncomfortably too close.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2025 07:39 PM (W/lyH)

4 Quokka often show their teeth in a pathetic display of aggression.

Posted by: AI Commentator at June 27, 2025 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

5 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 27, 2025 07:39 PM (3bnyX)

6
There it is. Fixed. Immutable. A lodestar for those following. First. Mine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 07:39 PM (/HVsR)

7 Nooded.

And the cat Snowflake that was gone 3 weeks. She's been back "home" for 2.5 weeks. Up to 10 pounds in the afternoon.

I'll start weighing her everyday in the morning and adjusting food.

Her jumping is off. Which is hilariously cute. But she is pretty much an indoor cat now.

And when and if the house closes Monday, she won't be homeless. Sweet.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 07:40 PM (jvJvP)

8 You will always be #1 with us H#7th!

Posted by: fd at June 27, 2025 07:41 PM (vFG9F)

9 Quokka often show their teeth in a pathetic display of aggression.
Posted by: AI Commentator at June 27, 2025 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

Well, they are relentless predators, are they not?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2025 07:41 PM (uR5MM)

10 Ahh ... the HQ custodial staff did a great job! That mephitic malodor is barely detectable!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2025 07:41 PM (0sNs1)

11 >>.And when and if the house closes Monday, she won't be homeless. Sweet.

wonderful!

Posted by: ace at June 27, 2025 07:41 PM (KRtlO)

12 There it is. Fixed. Immutable. A lodestar for those following. First. Mine.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 07:39 PM (/HVsR)
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Cast it in bronze.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 07:41 PM (ZOv7s)

13 $10,000,000 legs. Canadian or USD?

Posted by: mrp at June 27, 2025 07:42 PM (rj6Yv)

14 Her jumping is off. Which is hilariously cute. But she is pretty much an indoor cat now.

And when and if the house closes Monday, she won't be homeless. Sweet.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 07:40 PM (jvJvP)
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Yay! You have found your new best friend!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025 07:43 PM (IBQGV)

15 11 >>.And when and if the house closes Monday, she won't be homeless. Sweet.

wonderful!

Posted by: ace at June 27, 2025 07

I'm sorry to you ace.

When the second closing fell through I went insane and sullied the comment section.

Weasel was right on it. Thankfully. I felt really bad.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 07:43 PM (jvJvP)

16
Now that I've established my dominance, nay, my supremacy, shall we begin?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 07:43 PM (/HVsR)

17 >>Swimming with the sharks. Why?

Cause they're nurse sharks.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2025 07:43 PM (viF8m)

18 Quokka often show their teeth in a pathetic display of aggression.
Posted by: AI Commentator at June 27, 2025 07:39 PM (vFG9F)
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Are those photos supposed to be cute, because if I saw one of those, I'd be reaching for a rifle. Unnerving.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 07:44 PM (ZOv7s)

19 "Now that I've established my dominance, nay, my supremacy, shall we begin?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

Is this the part where we beg your indulgence?

Posted by: fd at June 27, 2025 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

20 Weasel was right on it. Thankfully. I felt really bad.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 07:43 PM (jvJvP)
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Who here hasn't made an ass of themselves?

It's a rite of initiation. You're truly one of us.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 07:45 PM (ZOv7s)

21 Cause they're nurse sharks.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2025 07:43 PM (viF8m)

Because they are attracted to big old tiddies? NTTAWWT

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2025 07:45 PM (uR5MM)

22 What nature documentaries don't tell you is that quokka are the Jokers of the animal kingdom.

The slasher smile is a bit of a dead giveaway.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025 07:45 PM (IBQGV)

23
Minnesota assassin complaining to judge saying he hasn't slept in weeks.

FU, the people you killed haven't breathed in weeks.

Posted by: four seasons at June 27, 2025 07:45 PM (3ek7K)

24 16
Now that I've established my dominance, nay, my supremacy, shall we begin?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 07:43 PM (/HVsR)

the King is a Fink!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 27, 2025 07:46 PM (mP0Kj)

25 The OnlyFans model trolling the sharks has Morton's foot.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2025 07:46 PM (0sNs1)

26 >>>Cause they're nurse sharks.

oh

you ruin everything

Posted by: ace at June 27, 2025 07:46 PM (KRtlO)

27 Now that I've established my dominance, nay, my supremacy, shall we begin?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 07:43 PM (/HVsR)
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NOOD

Heh

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 07:46 PM (ZOv7s)

28 Yay! You have found your new best friend!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025 07:43 PM (IBQGV)

Her and my mother's 14 or 15 year old limping dog spending every hour with me now. Legally he's mine. But he was always Mom's.

I'm just happy we can stay here and I can try to keep dog happy and comfortable and drag him to 2026. I've lost enough in 2025.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 07:46 PM (jvJvP)

29
Is this the part where we beg your indulgence?
Posted by: fd at June 27, 2025 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

__________

No, this is the part where you beg to osculate my podiatric extremities.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 07:46 PM (/HVsR)

30 20 Weasel was right on it. Thankfully. I felt really bad.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 07:43 PM (jvJvP)
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Who here hasn't made an ass of themselves?

It's a rite of initiation. You're truly one of us.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 07:45 PM (ZOv7s)

But has he been Baptized in the Barrel?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 27, 2025 07:47 PM (mP0Kj)

31 Now that I've established my dominance, nay, my supremacy, shall we begin?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 07:43 PM

The commentariat is revolting!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2025 07:47 PM (0sNs1)

32 >>you ruin everything

It's what I do.

Ask my ex.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2025 07:47 PM (viF8m)

33 What a day. Balanced out the winning by watching the nut job screaming at the ducks and the groomer.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 07:47 PM (sJ4fj)

34 The OnlyFans model trolling the sharks has Morton's foot.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2025 07:46 PM (0sNs1)

(obligatory)

And, boy, is Morton pissed!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2025 07:47 PM (uR5MM)

35 Sorry. I'm podiaphobic.

Posted by: fd at June 27, 2025 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

36 It's a rite of initiation. You're truly one of us.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 07:45 PM (ZOv7s

And I'm a more helpful Moron. Ready to help others.
Sweet.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 07:48 PM (jvJvP)

37 >>Cause they're nurse sharks.

oh

you ruin everything
Posted by: ace at June 27, 2025 07:46 PM (KRtlO)
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Damn. Ace was getting his mojo back and everything, imagining OF girls getting life-altering injuries. Anything to stir the juices and shrug off the old ennui.

You monster.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 07:48 PM (ZOv7s)

38 Re Lion: What do you do now?

I'd try the panic button on the key fob.

Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2025 07:48 PM (ASFuz)

39
I should have worked today.

But I didn't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 07:49 PM (/HVsR)

40 Touch my feet and I will off you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 07:49 PM (sJ4fj)

41 20 Weasel was right on it. Thankfully. I felt really bad.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 07:43 PM (jvJvP)
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Who here hasn't made an ass of themselves?

It's a rite of initiation. You're truly one of us.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June


*raises hand*. I’m in the having made an ass of herself crowd.

Welcome, stateless.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 27, 2025 07:49 PM (cNUHy)

42 https://archive.org/details/milliondollarlegs

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 27, 2025 07:50 PM (MFCwg)

43 I just watched the Sabine Hossenfelder video linked in the sidebar. She gets pretty salty in her critique of the "physicist" who postulated there are three time dimensions:

"Holy Fuck! Do you think this is how physics works?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025 07:50 PM (IBQGV)

44 Time for FoxNews.

Kristi Noem, sorry spelling, is supposed to give a tour of Alligator Alcatraz!

Perfect for the Cafe.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 07:50 PM (jvJvP)

45 Social media platform for 60 and over: Only Farts

Posted by: Ketanji Dumbass Supreme at June 27, 2025 07:50 PM (u/u0M)

46 And I'm a more helpful Moron. Ready to help others.
Sweet.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 07:48 PM (jvJvP)
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It is a better way.

I try to be positive, but I'm also Gen X, so snark is the language of my people.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 07:51 PM (ZOv7s)

47
Touch my feet and I will off you.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 07:49 PM (sJ4fj)

_________

You sound like Rosalind, who needed four people to grind her nails today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 07:51 PM (/HVsR)

48 Damn. Ace was getting his mojo back and everything, imagining OF girls getting life-altering injuries. Anything to stir the juices and shrug off the old ennui.

You monster.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 07:48 PM

Y'all need to show some respect. Treating Ace like he's someone you can take outside. Remember, he's an Endor creature.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2025 07:51 PM (0sNs1)

49 But has he been Baptized in the Barrel?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 27, 2025 07:47 PM (mP0Kj)


Ugh.
The Barrel.
The Barrel changes you Man!
*shaking hand reaches for the bottle*

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2025 07:51 PM (W/lyH)

50 Weasel was right on it. Thankfully. I felt really bad.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at

I strongly expect you to save me when I appear to be out of sorts. 😀

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2025 07:51 PM (p4NUW)

51 Squirrel: Instapundit was touting that stupid study a few days ago. I know Reynolds heckin' loves science! but he really could stand to take a few steps back sometimes.

Posted by: Yyrog the Sorceror at June 27, 2025 07:51 PM (yYROg)

52
*raises hand*. I’m in the having made an ass of herself crowd.

Welcome, stateless.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 27, 2025 07:49 PM (cNUHy

This makes me feel much better. Thank you.

If, and once the house is mine, there are going to be a ton of pictures submitted to the Gardening and Pet threads.

We have a surprising number of statues in the yards.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 07:53 PM (jvJvP)

53 Things I learned in Vancouver, BC:

1) US dollars are welcomed everywhere as tips.

2) Richmond, BC is overwhelmingly Chinese

3) Nicest harborfront I've ever seen.

4) Vendors see US citizens and immediately work "and for you it's 40 percent off!" into their sales pitch.

Posted by: mrp at June 27, 2025 07:53 PM (rj6Yv)

54 >>You monster.

I know. I've been told.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2025 07:54 PM (viF8m)

55 As JackStraw and probably others can confirm, most types of sharks aren’t much trouble.

Bulls, tigers, great whites - I will enjoy them via video. Still odds against trouble, but nah.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2025 07:54 PM (1m82a)

56 Y'all need to show some respect. Treating Ace like he's someone you can take outside. Remember, he's an Endor creature.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2025 07:51 PM (0sNs1)
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I take it you are offering yourself for the next treehouse BBQ?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 07:55 PM (ZOv7s)

57 Let the Moron/Moronette who has not made an ass of himself/herself around here shoot the first crossbow/longbow.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025 07:55 PM (IBQGV)

58 Never ate a Hot Pocket or a Quokka. Not about to start.

Posted by: Not That Hungry, Thanks at June 27, 2025 07:55 PM (G5+As)

59 Bulls, tigers, great whites - I will enjoy them via video. Still odds against trouble, but nah.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2025 07:54 PM (1m82a)
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Nancy is a big fan of the bulls!

Posted by: David French at June 27, 2025 07:55 PM (ZOv7s)

60
In a rare moment of conversation tonight with my wife I made the mistake of being irrefutably right about something, cleverly so, and awaited her capitulation response.

Instead I got "Sometimes you're a real jerk."

She could have added that I'm a slow learner as well.

Posted by: Auspex at June 27, 2025 07:56 PM (j4U/Z)

61 Let the Moron/Moronette who has not made an ass of himself/herself around here shoot the first crossbow/longbow.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025 07:55 PM (IBQGV)
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Anyone who thinks they have never showed their ass in the HQ is just admitting that they were too drunk to remember what they wrote.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 07:57 PM (ZOv7s)

62
Her Majesty sent some pictures of Varus after he got a make-over and grooming. Looks like a different dog. Very handsome boy.

He has to learn how to work with our handler. Apparently he got away with too much in the past. Now he'll have to toe the line.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 07:57 PM (/HVsR)

63 47
You sound like Rosalind, who needed four people to grind her nails today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 07

I am wondering if I can teach Saijo to use a scratching board. Or I can just drop him at the groomers and run before he starts screaming like he is being murderized.

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2025 07:57 PM (p4NUW)

64 Shark fishing is Best Fishing.

But, man...you do NOT want to be anywhere near a shark. The few we have brought in the boat were a fucking nightmare to deal with.

Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2025 07:57 PM (ASFuz)

65
The OnlyFans model trolling the sharks has Morton's foot.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

(obligatory)

And, boy, is Morton pissed!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

When it rains it pours.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2025 07:59 PM (63Dwl)

66
I strongly expect you to save me when I appear to be out of sorts. 😀

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2025 07:51 PM 

Of course.

I never expected to be this low. I always did everything and did the taking care.

One weird thing now. And I am curious what the Horde has to say.

Both parents are gone. I am estranged from my brother and his family. Sammy was here when my brother and his kid were taking stuff out of the house. He texted me "Man, they really hate you."

Big question on post 2.
I'd appreciate thoughts.

By the way, I have GameShow Network on woth Bingo Blitz on.

Valerie Bertinelli is still pretty damn cute.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 07:59 PM (jvJvP)

67 Note to self. When Ben Had comes into the store, leave her alone.

Posted by: Al. Bundy at June 27, 2025 07:59 PM (u73oe)

68 Awwww....

Blind and deaf dog reminded me of 'ol Joe, gone 6 months now.
Joe lost both over just a few days. (some BS "mandatory" vaccination by the vet). He would wander around the room and then just stand there. I'd pick him up and we'd do sitting in the lap time. He was happy.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2025 08:00 PM (W/lyH)

69 Let the Moron/Moronette who has not made an ass of himself/herself around here shoot the first crossbow/longbow.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025

Bass-ically, we have all had a carpie day now and again.

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2025 08:00 PM (p4NUW)

70 Dang. Dude lost.
But still won a grand and has a great story to tell.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 08:00 PM (jvJvP)

71 The thing about Quokkas is they are extremely depressed. Their faces just look that way.

Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2025 08:00 PM (fV+MH)

72 Had a pedi today - I feel pretty!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2025 08:00 PM (cYBz/)

73 Piper , you could just let him run down the asphalt highway behind your car for a mile or two. Takes those nails right down.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 08:01 PM (sJ4fj)

74 Jessie Watters....FoxNews....Alligator Alcatraz.

Today has been amazing.

I'm going upstairs to watch. It's funny when the VISITING cat Snowflake and Ralphy are asleep together on the bed.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 08:03 PM (jvJvP)

75
Or I can just drop him at the groomers and run before he starts screaming like he is being murderized.
Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2025 07:57 PM (p4NUW)

__________

I once told Ros during a struggle session, "Your mother never complained when we did her nails."

This was, of course, an outrageous lie. Delilah was very finicky about having her feet touched, let alone having her nails ground. But I was amusing myself by ascribing to a previous generation virtues they never had to shame their children. As though a Borzoi girl feels shame.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 08:04 PM (/HVsR)

76 Swimming with the sharks. Why?

Cause they're nurse sharks.
---------

Nurse sharks have killed people.

Posted by: Crusader at June 27, 2025 08:04 PM (TN0g+)

77 I want a quokka.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 08:04 PM (flKEw)

78 73 Piper , you could just let him run down the asphalt highway behind your car for a mile or two. Takes those nails right down.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27

That should do it!

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2025 08:04 PM (p4NUW)

79 In a rare moment of conversation tonight with my wife I made the mistake of being irrefutably right about something, cleverly so, and awaited her capitulation response.

Instead I got "Sometimes you're a real jerk."

She could have added that I'm a slow learner as well.
Posted by: Auspex at June 27, 2025 07:56 PM (j4U/Z)

***

Play your cards right and that could be the start of sexy time!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2025 08:05 PM (W/lyH)

80 "I want a quokka.
Posted by: rickb223"

20 bucks. Same as in town.

Posted by: Still a bargain at June 27, 2025 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

81 >>Shark fishing is Best Fishing.

>>But, man...you do NOT want to be anywhere near a shark. The few we have brought in the boat were a fucking nightmare to deal with.

Used to be an annual trip for many years. It was a ton of fun but we never took the sharks on the boat.

Cut the leader as near the hook as possible and watch your hands.

Angry sharks near the surface are not something you want to fuck around with.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2025 08:06 PM (viF8m)

82 Piper , you could just let him run down the asphalt highway behind your car for a mile or two. Takes those nails right down.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27

That should do it!
Posted by: Piper


Insert National Lampoon's Summer Vacation Aunt Edna's dog here.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 08:06 PM (flKEw)

83 I'm getting serious Chris Farley vibes from this quokka thing.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 27, 2025 08:06 PM (6ydKt)

84 A good day is when you don't have to do what you're paid to to if it's the last thing you'd want to do. That's what keeps me getting up and doing it every day.

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2025 08:07 PM (LHPAg)

85 Hoooooot Pockehhhhhhhhts.

Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2025 08:07 PM (fV+MH)

86 "I want a quokka.
Posted by: rickb223"


Hands off buster!!!

Posted by: Paulie at June 27, 2025 08:08 PM (W/lyH)

87 Oh my... that Canadian Digital Services tax?

Due July 1 and RETROACTIVE to 2022.

Billions from Amazon and others...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 27, 2025 08:08 PM (mP0Kj)

88 >>Nurse sharks have killed people.

They never bothered me.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2025 08:08 PM (viF8m)

89 13 $10,000,000 legs. Canadian or USD?

Posted by: mrp at June 27, 2025 07:42 PM (rj6Yv)

Zimbabwean

Posted by: javems at June 27, 2025 08:08 PM (8I4hW)

90 Sammy was here when my brother and his kid were taking stuff out of the house. He texted me "Man, they really hate you."


Catch brother in the dark. Wear mask. Don't say a word.

Use a baseball bat.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 08:09 PM (flKEw)

91 Both Ajax and Reef did/do NOT like having their nails trimmed. The vet recommended taking like a cutting mat or something and setting it on the floor. Take some spray cheese and put it on the mat and while the dog is licking that up, trim his nails.

Seems to work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 27, 2025 08:09 PM (YUL+W)

92 Insert National Lampoon's Summer Vacation Aunt Edna's dog here.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 08:06 PM

Could we have the girl in the red Ferrari, instead?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2025 08:10 PM (0sNs1)

93 90 Sammy was here when my brother and his kid were taking stuff out of the house. He texted me "Man, they really hate you."


Catch brother in the dark. Wear mask. Don't say a word.

Use a baseball bat.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 08:09 PM (flKEw)

during my divorce, I had serious offers from a couple of friends, to be alibis...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 27, 2025 08:11 PM (mP0Kj)

94
Oh my... that Canadian Digital Services tax?

Due July 1 and RETROACTIVE to 2022.

Billions from Amazon and others...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 27, 2025 08:08 PM (mP0Kj)

___________

How... European. "We can't invent or compete so we'll tax and regulate."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 08:11 PM (/HVsR)

95 Nurse sharks have killed people.

They never bothered me.
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Google says I'm wrong--that nurse sharks have bitten people but no recorded deaths.

Posted by: Crusader at June 27, 2025 08:11 PM (TN0g+)

96 My news aggregator reports that "Jill Biden reveals that she is leaving her teaching career". Awwwwwww ...

Posted by: mrp at June 27, 2025 08:12 PM (rj6Yv)

97 Noem giving a tour of Alligator Alcatraz.

That way is one end of the runway, and that way is the other end of the runway. And there (gestures towards swamp) be alligators!

Posted by: Paulie at June 27, 2025 08:13 PM (W/lyH)

98 >>Cut the leader as near the hook as possible and watch your hands.

>Angry sharks near the surface are not something you want to fuck around with.

Yeah. They are utter madness when you get them close to hand. The couple we pulled into the boat were to get gear off them. Captain was not pleased with us at all.
But we got them cleaned up and de-leadered and released. Holy shit they are a handful, though.

Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2025 08:13 PM (ASFuz)

99 90 Sammy was here when my brother and his kid were taking stuff out of the house. He texted me "Man, they really hate you."


Catch brother in the dark. Wear mask. Don't say a word.

Use a baseball bat.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025

This is not good advice, which is shocking considering the advice normally given here is above reproach!

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2025 08:13 PM (p4NUW)

100 My dogs aren't the least bit bothered about handling their feet but the put on enough milage everyday the keep their nails in good shape.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 08:13 PM (sJ4fj)

101 I take it you are offering yourself for the next treehouse BBQ?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 07:55 PM

It's called a Yub Nub. Captain Picard says it's always good to be culturally respectful to your host.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 27, 2025 08:13 PM (0sNs1)

102 My news aggregator reports that "Jill Biden reveals that she is leaving her teaching career". Awwwwwww ...
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So they're not even bothering with the "Dr. Jill" thingy anymore? The left's heroes are disposable.

Posted by: Crusader at June 27, 2025 08:13 PM (TN0g+)

103 Sigh...
Off parrot sock.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2025 08:14 PM (W/lyH)

104 >>Google says I'm wrong--that nurse sharks have bitten people but no recorded deaths.

I used to dive around them daily. They are very mellow.

A kitty cat will bite you too. Nurse sharks are not a threat.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2025 08:14 PM (viF8m)

105 Nurse Sharks are fourth in shark bites

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 27, 2025 08:14 PM (P389G)

106 "The vet recommended taking like a cutting mat or something and setting it on the floor. Take some spray cheese and put it on the mat and while the dog is licking that up, trim his nails."

I've heard it said that dogs can only think about one thing at a time. I think that's mostly true.

Posted by: fd at June 27, 2025 08:15 PM (vFG9F)

107 Use a baseball bat.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025

This is not good advice, which is shocking considering the advice normally given here is above reproach!

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2025 08:13 PM

True. He should have specified a tire iron.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2025 08:15 PM (0sNs1)

108 I am wondering if I can teach Saijo to use a scratching board. Or I can just drop him at the groomers and run before he starts screaming like he is being murderized.
Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2025 07:57 PM (p4NUW)

Scratchers make the claws sharp, not blunt.

If you want em blunt, nail clippers work pretty well if the cat puts up with it.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 08:15 PM (8avO+)

109 Make up you minds about the Nurse sharks!!!

Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2025 08:15 PM (fV+MH)

110 My dogs aren't the least bit bothered about handling their feet but the put on enough milage everyday the keep their nails in good shape.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 08:13 PM (sJ4fj)

Reef right now is worse than Ajax (which is very hard to believe.) Three miles at as fast as I can walk and he is not even tired at the end.

I am walking him at night instead of the day, maybe that is the difference.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 27, 2025 08:16 PM (YUL+W)

111 JackStraw, it probably helps that when you encounter one you don't act like bait.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 08:16 PM (sJ4fj)

112 Shark is inedible, why catch it ?

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2025 08:16 PM (g47mK)

113 Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2025 08:17 PM (RIvkX)

114 Shark is inedible, why catch it ?
Posted by: runner


Shark is definitely edible. I've had shark tacos before.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 08:17 PM (flKEw)

115 Aetius, can you get a bicycle?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 08:17 PM (sJ4fj)

116 >>Shark is inedible, why catch it ?


Shark is not at all inedible.

And you catch them because they are there, they are huge and they fight like fucking mad when they realize they are hooked.

Which can take a while on the really big ones.

Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2025 08:18 PM (ASFuz)

117 Google says I'm wrong--that nurse sharks have bitten people but no recorded deaths.
Posted by: Crusader at June 27, 2025 08:11 PM (TN0g+)

I heard of an idiot grabbing a nurse shark. Shark bit his leg. He let go. Shark let go. That is about their aggression level.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 08:18 PM (8avO+)

118 55
'As JackStraw and probably others can confirm, most types of sharks aren’t much trouble.'

They sometimes kill people.
That's troublesome in my book.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 27, 2025 08:18 PM (3wi/L)

119 Scratchers make the claws sharp, not blunt.

If you want em blunt, nail clippers work pretty well if the cat puts up with it.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 08:15 PM (8avO+)

He is the Shiba Inu. They are dramatic. My cats hand me their feets one at a time for their nails. 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2025 08:18 PM (p4NUW)

120 Aetius, can you get a bicycle?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 08:17 PM (sJ4fj)

An idea... maybe a good one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 27, 2025 08:18 PM (YUL+W)

121 Grilled shark steaks, mmmmmm.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 08:18 PM (sJ4fj)

122 Shark is inedible, why catch it ?
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2025 08:16 PM (g47mK)

Some people dig that taste of ammonia
Hakarl FTW!

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2025 08:18 PM (D7oie)

123 Shark is definitely edible. I've had shark tacos before.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 08:17 PM (flKEw)

that was marlin

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2025 08:19 PM (g47mK)

124 Grilled shark steaks, mmmmmm.

==

that was swordfish

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2025 08:19 PM (g47mK)

125 I had shark once. Not bad, if a bit chewy. Think it was in Santa Barbara.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 27, 2025 08:19 PM (YUL+W)

126 "Shark is inedible, why catch it ?
Posted by: runner"

Shark fin soup. Chinese think it will give you wood. There are better ways.

Posted by: fd at June 27, 2025 08:19 PM (vFG9F)

127 Shark is definitely edible. I've had shark tacos before.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 08:17 PM (flKEw)

that was marlin
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Marlin is some of the best seafood I've ever tasted.

Posted by: Crusader at June 27, 2025 08:20 PM (TN0g+)

128 I had shark once. Not bad, if a bit chewy. Think it was in Santa Barbara.

==

that was tuna

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2025 08:20 PM (g47mK)

129 Shark meat requires a marinade to neutralize the urea in the flesh.

Posted by: mrp at June 27, 2025 08:20 PM (rj6Yv)

130 *eyeroll* ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 27, 2025 08:21 PM (YUL+W)

131 So. Tough year. My Mother died, my relationship with my brother is over.

I've been a caregiver for years. And will be developing my own life over the next 2 years. Cost a lot. But whatever.

Big Question.

No parents. My brother and his family hate me. My parents would want me to leave everything to my nephews. Naaaah, they HATE ME...

I have no wife or kids yet, and expect to enjoy both for years to come.

Honestly, my friends across the street are amazing. Since they came here, they have done so much for Mom. And for me. I have had my amazing moments too. Trust me. Horde would be proud.

I need a will. My parents would want everything to the kids. But they would be heart broken to see the last 5.7 months.

My friends across the street are amazing.

I expect to live a long while. But if something worthy of a clip show happens to me, i would love them to have everything I have. They were wonderful to Mom.

The kids always came over and asked "How's Rose?" Food. Lunches. Christmas tree early Christmases.

Yeah.

Should be them.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 08:21 PM (jvJvP)

132 SanFranpsycho, when did you move to CA? I have a story about SF lore you might find funny.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 08:21 PM (sJ4fj)

133 That guy in the video juggling ping pong balls with his mouth is impressive. However, the Philippines version is more impressive (even if it does require hand sanitizer...and a cover charge)

Posted by: Orson at June 27, 2025 08:21 PM (dIske)

134 >>An idea... maybe a good one.


Pro Tip: The lead goes to a belt. Don't try and hold a leash and ride simultaneously.
That doesn't end well.

Best to use a Shock Collar / Trainer imo.
But if you have to have them on a lead a belt will help you keep it upright.

Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2025 08:21 PM (ASFuz)

135 Big deal, he can outrun a duck. I'd like to see him try thst with a swallow.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 27, 2025 08:22 PM (QPRfs)

136 Ugh.

YouTube just offered up a recommendation for a livestream from someone called "Inferno: Gay as Hell" It's a fundraiser for a trans rights organization.

What a way to end Pride Month, YouTube!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025 08:22 PM (IBQGV)

137 Evenin’, All. Happy Friday Night. Who’s hosting the party tonight?

Posted by: Bulg at June 27, 2025 08:23 PM (77rzZ)

138 Those videos are terrific. Thanks for posting them. The Super Humans one is unbelievable. The little dog jumping into the pickup truck bed. So cute. As is the little girl with her Teddy Bear dog.

Yeah, I'm probably the only one who actually watched them all. LOL!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at June 27, 2025 08:23 PM (5xuJ/)

139 And you catch them because they are there, they are huge and they fight like fucking mad when they realize they are hooked.

Which can take a while on the really big ones.
Posted by: garrett

Wait! What are we talking here? Fish or Redheads?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2025 08:23 PM (cYBz/)

140 Big deal, he can outrun a duck. I'd like to see him try that with a swallow.
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African, or European?

Posted by: Crusader at June 27, 2025 08:24 PM (TN0g+)

141 Can he do it?

The fact that the X, er, post, (what are they called now that "tweet" isn't a thing?) was titled, "I did it!" removed the suspense.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 27, 2025 08:24 PM (QPRfs)

142 President Trump’s executive order ending automatic citizenship for children of illegal immigrants may now proceed—and the left is already losing it.

But what does the Constitution actually say?
Does being born on U.S. soil automatically make you a citizen?
Is that what the Fourteenth Amendment intended?

Before you answer, watch this important explainer from PragerU.

In just 5 minutes, you'll learn the real history behind the citizenship clause—and why so many Americans have been misled.

🎥 Watch this now: https://tinyurl.com/yzd8j4a9

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 08:25 PM (VUQgh)

143 We have grilled shark steaks, they reminded me of porkchops.

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2025 08:25 PM (LHPAg)

144 What a way to end Pride Month, YouTube!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I realized today that Pride month is three months before the Fall.

Interesting.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2025 08:25 PM (cYBz/)

145 Big deal, he can outrun a duck.

I'd like to see him try thst with a swallow.
Posted by: tankdemon


African or European?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 08:26 PM (flKEw)

146 Shark fin soup. Chinese think it will give you wood. There are better ways.
Posted by: fd at June 27, 2025 08:19 PM (vFG9F)
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Like the genitals of an endangered mammal?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025 08:26 PM (IBQGV)

147 131

' My parents would want me to leave everything to my nephews. Naaaah, they HATE ME...'

Leave them an empty lockbox with an IOU inside. If they're going to hate you they might as well have a good reason.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 27, 2025 08:26 PM (3wi/L)

148 Wait! What are we talking here? Fish or Redheads?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2025 08:23 PM (cYBz/)
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I understand your confusion. They both have dead, lifeless eyes, doll's eyes, and then the roll back and all you hear is screaming.

YMMV

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 08:26 PM (ZOv7s)

149 Dr Claw I said most types of sharks, and specified what I recall being the three most troublesome varieties. And even those, as a % of time they are around humans in the water, very rarely are a problem.

If I did ocean swimming as I probably should, I'd actually prefer to use an electronic repellent device (virtually guaranteeing no problem), just to be sure. But I'm talking about extended swims, like out to the mile buoy at La Jolla Cove.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2025 08:27 PM (1m82a)

150 131
Yeah.

Should be them.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE

These are your things and you can leave them to whoever you would like. I would suggest you not mention it, however, because if you do find the perfect someone, you don’t want to say “just kidding”. Wait it out a little bit and see where life leads you.

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2025 08:27 PM (QzINz)

151 >>They sometimes kill people.
That's troublesome in my book.

Nurse sharks will not kill you.

Any animal, even those smiling assassins that go under the name of quokka, will bite you if they feel threatened.

An aggressive asshole like a bull shark is nothing like a nurse shark. A bull will bite you just because that's what it does. A nurse shark won't.

Musk wants to go to Mars and most people don't even know whats going on in 70% of this world.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2025 08:27 PM (viF8m)

152 Big deal, he can outrun a duck. I'd like to see him try that with a swallow.
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African, or European?
Posted by: Crusader at June 27, 2025 08:24 PM (TN0g+)

I can beat any swallow! Ask Chasten.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 27, 2025 08:27 PM (gKDq2)

153 131

' My parents would want me to leave everything to my nephews. Naaaah, they HATE ME...'

Leave them an empty lockbox with an IOU inside. If they're going to hate you they might as well have a good reason.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 27, 2025 08:26 PM (3wi/L)

You could give them 100 bucks each. Helps against the argument that you just forgot them.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 08:28 PM (8avO+)

154 Quokkas!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2025 08:28 PM (Wnv9h)

155 African, or European?
Posted by: Crusader at June 27, 2025 08:24 PM (TN0g+)
_________________________
(I'll finish the bit)

"I don't know...." "Ahhhhhhhhhhggggggggg!!!!!!"

Posted by: Orson at June 27, 2025 08:29 PM (dIske)

156 Shark fin soup. Chinese think it will give you wood. There are better ways.
Posted by: fd at June 27, 2025 08:19 PM (vFG9F)
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Like the genitals of an endangered mammal?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025 08:26 PM (IBQGV)
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Is there any nation on earth so worried about getting it up?

Maybe that's why there were so many of them - emphasis on *were*.

I'm curious about the combat performance of an army comprises entirely of only children obsessed with making their junk work.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 08:29 PM (ZOv7s)

157 If I did ocean swimming as I probably should, I'd actually prefer to use an electronic repellent device (virtually guaranteeing no problem), just to be sure.
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I haven't heard of such devices. Can you tell us more?

Posted by: Crusader at June 27, 2025 08:29 PM (TN0g+)

158 "Like the genitals of an endangered mammal?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

I was thinking the blue pill but whatever floats your boat.

Posted by: fd at June 27, 2025 08:29 PM (vFG9F)

159 Quangos kick quokka ass.

Posted by: Bulg at June 27, 2025 08:30 PM (77rzZ)

160 Grilled shark steaks, mmmmmm.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 08:18 PM (sJ4fj)

——————-

Come on in, water’s fine! I won’t touch your feet. Probably.

Posted by: A Shark at June 27, 2025 08:30 PM (u73oe)

161 My soil for my garden is deficient in a number of important trace minerals, one of them is Calcium. Today I found I may have gotten the calcium levels correct in my garden from adding nutrients.

My current proof is that the invasive brown garden snails here usually have weak papery shells, and I just found large one on the horseradish that had a very strong, robust shell.

(it is time to get the sourdough traps out again. )

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2025 08:30 PM (D7oie)

162 151
'Musk wants to go to Mars and most people don't even know whats going on in 70% of this world.'

No sharks on Mars. It really makes you think.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 27, 2025 08:30 PM (3wi/L)

163 Musk wants to go to Mars and most people don't even know whats going on in 70% of this world.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2025 08:27 PM (viF8m)
Mars sharks are like quokkas.

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2025 08:30 PM (LHPAg)

164
Tried to use grok today. It wanted me to sign up or no.
Welp, Elon, as much of a fanboi I am, it's No.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 08:31 PM (VUQgh)

165 this is not good "Iran has arrested at least 700 people since Operation Rising Lion began due to alleged ties with Israel, the Iranian exiled women's organization Association Femme Azadi reported on Thursday night.

"Reports confirm the arrest of rabbis and religious leaders in Tehran and Shiraz, accused, without evidence, of ties to Israel," the organization wrote on its social media.

Six additional people have been executed on suspicion of collaborating with Mossad, Israel's public broadcaster KAN News noted."

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2025 08:31 PM (g47mK)

166 I was thinking the blue pill but whatever floats your boat.
Posted by: fd at June 27, 2025 08:29 PM (vFG9F)
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TIGER TESTICLES MUCH BETTER! You go longer, get longer.

Posted by: Traditional Chinese Doctor at June 27, 2025 08:31 PM (ZOv7s)

167 A realizaition I came to while watching ads for TLC's 'Thousand Pound Rommates'. I also remember the 'Thousand Pound Sisters' ads.

While the traveling circus is gone from our landscape, the Freak Show lives on.

Posted by: RickZ at June 27, 2025 08:31 PM (gKDq2)

168 And since my last post, the wife and three kids came by and delivered a cake.

And they came in and petted their cat who is living with me.

I'm not expecting to go anywhere soon, but THAT decision just got easier....

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 08:32 PM (jvJvP)

169 I haven't heard of such devices. Can you tell us more?
Posted by: Crusader at June 27, 2025 08:29 PM (TN0g+)

Makes a noise like a Chinese fishing boat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2025 08:32 PM (yLiuJ)

170 'Musk wants to go to Mars and most people don't even know whats going on in 70% of this world.'
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No sharks on Mars. It really makes you think.
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Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a shark
In fact, it's cold as hell

Posted by: Elton John at June 27, 2025 08:32 PM (TN0g+)

171 Trump should hold off on getting friendly with the Iranian regime.

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2025 08:33 PM (g47mK)

172 You can get calcium from egg shells.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 27, 2025 08:33 PM (P389G)

173 this is not good "Iran has arrested at least 700 people since Operation Rising Lion began due to alleged ties with Israel, the Iranian exiled women's organization Association Femme Azadi reported on Thursday night.

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2025 08:31 PM (g47mK)
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Ah, so we're to the scapegoating phase. Always the sign of a confident regime celebrating its victories.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 08:33 PM (ZOv7s)

174 149
'I'd actually prefer to use an electronic repellent device (virtually guaranteeing no problem), just to be sure. '

I've got just the thing.
https://tinyurl.com/4m5e2wcm

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 27, 2025 08:33 PM (3wi/L)

175 We have grilled shark steaks, they reminded me of porkchops.
Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2025 08:25 PM

My local market has black tipped shark steak from time to time. Good stuff.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2025 08:33 PM (Wnv9h)

176 runner, PDT withdrew any sanction relief today.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 08:34 PM (sJ4fj)

177 143 We have grilled shark steaks, they reminded me of porkchops.
Posted by: Eromero
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Everything in Texas will kill you. They even have sharks in their rivers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 08:34 PM (VUQgh)

178 9 Quokka often show their teeth in a pathetic display of aggression.
Posted by: AI Commentator at June 27, 2025 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

Well, they are relentless predators, are they not?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2025 07:41 PM (uR5MM)

Yes. The brutality exhibited in the capture of that leaf is far too graphic to be shown on any nature show.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 27, 2025 08:34 PM (QPRfs)

179 "No sharks" - that we know of .

Posted by: fd at June 27, 2025 08:34 PM (vFG9F)

180 this is not good "Iran has arrested at least 700 people since Operation Rising Lion began due to alleged ties with Israel, the Iranian exiled women's organization Association Femme Azadi reported on Thursday night.

"Reports confirm the arrest of rabbis and religious leaders in Tehran and Shiraz, accused, without evidence, of ties to Israel," the organization wrote on its social media. Six additional people have been executed on suspicion of collaborating with Mossad....
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“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?"

Posted by: Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn at June 27, 2025 08:35 PM (TN0g+)

181 Makes a noise like a Chinese fishing boat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2025 08:32 PM (yLiuJ)
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I saw some propaganda about how China could mobilize its fishing fleet to invade Taiwan, and I thought to myself "What an utterly retarded idea!"

Put troops on small, unarmored vessels which if lost, will cause a massive food shortage.

Then again the ChiComs are experts in human-engineered famines.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 08:37 PM (ZOv7s)

182 You could give them 100 bucks each. Helps against the argument that you just forgot them.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 08:28 PM 

Nah, I was the worst older brother.

I already forgive him.
But WOW!

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 08:37 PM (jvJvP)

183 Stateless,

It sounds like a great idea! And I think your mom would be happy with that. But let yourself be open to whatever comes. Sometimes life has surprises in store.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 27, 2025 08:37 PM (AcTAo)

184 170

'Mars ain't the kind of place to raise a shark
In fact, it's cold as hell'

Nothing worse than cold shark. I microwave them for about 60 seconds.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 27, 2025 08:37 PM (3wi/L)

185 The OnlyFans model trolling the sharks has Morton's foot.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

(obligatory)
And, boy, is Morton pissed!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

When it rains it pours.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

* nods *

When you soak your foot in salt water, what do you expect?

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2025 08:38 PM (DgGvY)

186 Everything in Texas will kill you. They even have sharks in their rivers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 08:34 PM (VUQgh)
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Excuse me?

Posted by: Australia at June 27, 2025 08:38 PM (ZOv7s)

187 "Musk wants to go to Mars and most people don't even know whats going on in 70% of this world." - JackStraw

Yep.

The electronic (really electric) repellent is Australian, can't recall the name. Swimmer's version is an ankle strap thinggy. Generates an electric field in the water, sharks can't stand it, immediately swim away from it.

I remember what was probably proof-of-concept waaaaay back in the 70s, done here near the harbor (it was on local news). They chummed water near a boat, waited for sharks to appear, then stuck this thing in the water and turned it on. Sharks immediately turned and swam in concentric circles away from the boat. Sharks have sensor system in their hides, the electric field appears to be intolerable for them.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2025 08:38 PM (1m82a)

188 Some of you people are fucking monsters.

Posted by: A Shark at June 27, 2025 08:38 PM (u73oe)

189 How did I miss the passing of Gailard Sartain on June 19? I thought he was very funny and talented.

Posted by: Dr. Mazeppa Pompazoidi at June 27, 2025 08:39 PM (G5+As)

190 180, there it is ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 27, 2025 08:39 PM (Z5NUn)

191 Some of you people are fucking monsters.
Posted by: A Shark at June 27, 2025 08:38 PM (u73oe)

Says the fish with regenerating teeth.

Posted by: RickZ at June 27, 2025 08:39 PM (gKDq2)

192 Six additional people have been executed on suspicion of collaborating with Mossad, Israel's public broadcaster KAN News noted."
Posted by: runner
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While it was going on an Iranian woman Xed that the police came to her home, dragged her husband out the front door and beat him seriously bad. They did it out front for all the neighbors to see.
It's not settled. Trump got the cease that he wanted but the mullahs won't let it go.

They know the Jews are pissed off but what they don't understand is that Trump's not mad.......yet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 08:39 PM (VUQgh)

193 I don't trust that phony quokka "smile" one little bit ... it's tryna pull some kinda con ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 27, 2025 08:40 PM (Z5NUn)

194 Trump's statements on Iran last few days are pretty wild. Gonna leave it there, as invidious discussions of meaty topics don't seem too productive.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2025 08:40 PM (1m82a)

195 Shark is definitely edible. I've had shark tacos before.
Posted by: rickb223

Weirdest vagina dentata reference evar.

Well, weirdest one I've seen today.

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2025 08:40 PM (DgGvY)

196 You can get calcium from egg shells.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 27, 2025 08:33 PM (P389G)

I have been using ag lime and ground oyster shells, and fish bone meal. Egg shells go in the compost which eventually goes into the garden since they often don't break down best in the soil.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2025 08:40 PM (D7oie)

197 Some of you people are fucking monsters.
Posted by: A Shark at June 27, 2025 08:38 PM

Pussy.

Posted by: A Quokka at June 27, 2025 08:41 PM (Wnv9h)

198 >>>Says the fish with regenerating teeth.
Posted by: RickZ
--------------------

The Japanese are close to accomplishing that for humans.
- the English are excited -

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 08:41 PM (VUQgh)

199 & a big "EN FUEGO" to Ace for today's intense coverage!

have a great weekend!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 27, 2025 08:41 PM (Z5NUn)

200 The sharks that have been attacking us for decades in DC are much more dangerous than anything that lives in the ocean.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2025 08:41 PM (viF8m)

201 These are your things and you can leave them to whoever you would like. I would suggest you not mention it, however, because if you do find the perfect someone, you don’t want to say “just kidding”. Wait it out a little bit and see where life leads you.

Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2025 08:27 PM (QzINz

Thanks.

They are family people. Beautiful family.

When I get my family, they will understand.
And not be happy if I died....

My brother...
Yeah, I need a will....

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 08:42 PM (jvJvP)

202 I stopped putting egg shells in the compost because they don't break down very quickly.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2025 08:42 PM (1m82a)

203 187 "Musk wants to go to Mars and most people don't even know whats going on in 70% of this world." - JackStraw
----------------

That's why 30% of us want to with him.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 08:43 PM (VUQgh)

204 77 I want a quokka.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 08:04 PM (flKEw)

You must be really hungry.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 27, 2025 08:43 PM (QPRfs)

205 Are you breaking up the egg shells first ?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 08:43 PM (sJ4fj)

206 197 Some of you people are fucking monsters.
Posted by: A Shark at June 27, 2025 08:38 PM

Pussy.

Posted by: A Quokka at June 27, 2025 08:41 PM (Wnv9h)

Thank you both.

That made me laugh. But there's been stuff.

But still, that was funny.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 08:44 PM (jvJvP)

207 "Musk wants to go to Mars and most people don't even know whats going on in 70% of this world." - JackStraw

be grateful you can't hear my bad Cowardly Lion imitation sayin'
"ain't it the truth! ain't it the truth!"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 27, 2025 08:45 PM (Z5NUn)

208 I stopped putting egg shells in the compost because they don't break down very quickly.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2025 08:42 PM (1m82a)


My mom used to put egg shells into the coffee grounds when she made drip coffee. It made a difference.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2025 08:45 PM (W/lyH)

209 I've read what eggshells can be good for is crushing to powder and mixing with the coffee grounds.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 27, 2025 08:46 PM (gKWVE)

210 Apparently I read very quickly.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 27, 2025 08:46 PM (gKWVE)

211 There was a large house behind ours in town. It was owned by a couple, the wife died and the old guy was left alone. No kids. One of the guys in the neighborhood used to take care of the yard for the old guy and wouldn't take any money for it. After the old guy died, that neighbor was contacted by an attorney. The old guy had left the house to him. Things like this happen. Honestly, if I become friends with someone here that doesn't own a home, I might leave the house to them. Would be a hassle for my stepson to deal with.

For now, when the house is yours, do have a lawyer draw up a will! It can be changed later if needed, but it's critical to have that in place.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 27, 2025 08:46 PM (AcTAo)

212 I stopped putting egg shells in the compost because they don't break down very quickly.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2025 08:42 PM (1m82a)

Sometimes, Mother Nature needs help.

Posted by: Dedicated Food Processor For Grinding Egg Shells at June 27, 2025 08:46 PM (gKDq2)

213 My mom used to put egg shells into the coffee grounds when she made drip coffee. It made a difference.
Posted by: Diogenes

8% more calcium and 73% more salmonella!

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2025 08:46 PM (DgGvY)

214 Ben Had, not breaking them up seriously, like mashing them up. Guess I could do that. Just not sure it's worth it. I amend basic topsoil or potting soil to grow herbs and some veggies in pots or small plots. Other than topsoil brought in over the decades for landscaping purposes, very poor soil here. And not far below the surface, nasty clay-ish stuff (forget the proper name). Riverbeds here are very rich of course, everywhere else - chaparral only thing that grows naturally.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2025 08:47 PM (1m82a)

215 My mom used to put egg shells into the coffee grounds when she made drip coffee. It made a difference.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2025 08:45 PM (W/lyH)

I've heard of this. Now, good difference or bad difference??

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2025 08:47 PM (g47mK)

216 Gailard Sartain,
And Teddy Jack Eddy still kickin

Posted by: Miflin at June 27, 2025 08:48 PM (aA6YN)

217 Apparently I read very quickly.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 27, 2025 08:46 PM (gKWVE)


Speed reading!!!
Hoarde mind is an awesome thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2025 08:48 PM (W/lyH)

218 My mom used to put egg shells into the coffee grounds when she made drip coffee. It made a difference.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2025 08:45 PM (W/lyH)
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I've heard of this. Now, good difference or bad difference??
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2025 08:47 PM (g47mK)

Don't use decaf coffee grounds. Plants don't like decaf.

Posted by: RickZ at June 27, 2025 08:49 PM (gKDq2)

219 I've heard of this. Now, good difference or bad difference??
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2025 08:47 PM (g47mK)


Good, at least to me but I was only 7. What did I know? She said it takes out some of the acidity.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2025 08:50 PM (W/lyH)

220 218 : see, plants are smarter than most people think!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 27, 2025 08:50 PM (Z5NUn)

221 Trump's statements on Iran last few days are pretty wild. Gonna leave it there, as invidious discussions of meaty topics don't seem too productive.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2025 08:40 PM (1m82a)
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Trump creates a verbal smokescreen that gives him maximum freedom of maneuver as well as strategic surprise because no one can tell what it hints at.

It's very effective.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 08:51 PM (ZOv7s)

222 rhomboid, soil can be greatly improved by adding shredded cardboard.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 08:51 PM (sJ4fj)

223 Speed reading!!!
Hoarde mind is an awesome thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2025 08:48 PM (W/lyH)

Sorry, long year. And beer and edibles

Anyways, memory, speed reading, super learning.

This could be a hobby topic.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 08:52 PM (jvJvP)

224 see, plants are smarter than most people think!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 27, 2025 08:50 PM (Z5NUn)

I've read plants thrive with Mozart and other classical music in the background, so yeah.

Posted by: RickZ at June 27, 2025 08:53 PM (gKDq2)

225 I don't trust that phony quokka "smile" one little bit ... it's tryna pull some kinda con ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 27, 2025 08:40 PM (Z5NUn)


This! Bigly!!!
Those beady little eyes look cute as hell, but they're zeroing in on the jugular.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2025 08:54 PM (W/lyH)

226 Thank you both.

That made me laugh. But there's been stuff.

But still, that was funny.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 08:44 PM

My pleasure. 'Cause you gotta laugh.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2025 08:54 PM (Wnv9h)

227
Wacky Prediction time!!

Next gaslighting hoax will be Democrats crediting biden's stupid "build back better" for our great Economy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 27, 2025 08:54 PM (UMwhX)

228 Ben Had it was 1988. The year I voted for Jesse!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2025 08:54 PM (RIvkX)

229 They have to add weird chemicals to coffee to get the caffeibe out.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 27, 2025 08:54 PM (P389G)

230
Mark my words.

Unless I'm wrong.

Then forget I said it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 27, 2025 08:55 PM (UMwhX)

231 SanFranpsycho, do you know who Carol Doda was?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 08:56 PM (sJ4fj)

232 Ha, the shark is messing with Quinn's boat now.

Jaws on AMC.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 27, 2025 08:56 PM (ufFY8)

233 Trump creates a verbal smokescreen that gives him maximum freedom of maneuver as well as strategic surprise because no one can tell what it hints at.

It's very effective.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 27, 2025 08:51 PM (ZOv7s)

IMAO, Trump tells you what he's gonna do. There's some hyperbole and bluster but the underlying Truth is there. It''s just nobody is used to the Truth from politicians these days and it's a surprise when Trump follows through on what he said he's gonna do. Decisive action vs. focus-group approval. Like the Iran Raid.

Posted by: RickZ at June 27, 2025 08:56 PM (gKDq2)

234 I marked Soothsayer's words

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 08:56 PM (dfIr7)

235 Gonna leave it there, as invidious discussions of meaty topics don't seem too productive.
Posted by: rhomboid

We aren't going to rehash the ribeye vs. strip steak wars again are we?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2025 08:57 PM (cYBz/)

236 The Japanese are close to accomplishing that for humans.

Vagina dentata side effects? Turd cutter teeth?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 27, 2025 08:58 PM (4chiU)

237 I've read plants thrive with Mozart and other classical music in the background, so yeah.
Posted by: RickZ at June 27, 2025 08:53 PM

I don't talk to my plants. I threaten them.

During Holy Week I remind my fig trees of the Gospel account of Christ cursing the fig. I think they get it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2025 08:58 PM (Wnv9h)

238 rhomboid, soil can be greatly improved by adding shredded cardboard.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 08:51 PM (sJ4fj)


Hey!!!
Hands off my cardboard membership!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2025 08:58 PM (W/lyH)

239

LOL @ newscum

Suing FOX for $787 million.

If it goes to a CA judge & jury, he'll probably win.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 27, 2025 08:58 PM (UMwhX)

240 Some people bake broken egg shells on baking sheets and then grind them up and add them to food.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 27, 2025 08:59 PM (P389G)

241 We aren't going to rehash the ribeye vs. strip steak wars again are we?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2025 08:57 PM (cYBz/)

Those strip steaks are expensive, man. They eat up my ones and fives.

Posted by: RickZ at June 27, 2025 08:59 PM (gKDq2)

242 231 SanFranpsycho, do you know who Carol Doda was?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 08:56 PM (sJ4fj)
She was a record holder for some things.

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2025 09:00 PM (LHPAg)

243 For now, when the house is yours, do have a lawyer draw up a will! It can be changed later if needed, but it's critical to have that in place.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 27, 2025 08:46 PM 

Thank you!

Oh! I will.

I hope my brother heals but in the meantime, you want our friends and neighbours like ours...now mine

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 09:00 PM (jvJvP)

244 Some people bake broken egg shells on baking sheets and then grind them up and add them to food.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 27, 2025 08:59 PM (P389G)

Shut up! You're going to give the WEF ideas.

Posted by: RickZ at June 27, 2025 09:00 PM (gKDq2)

245 I live in the black dirt and clay area of Texas. Mesquite and cotton.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 09:00 PM (sJ4fj)

246 Some people bake broken egg shells on baking sheets and then grind them up and add them to food.
Posted by: Boss Moss


The Le Leche League has recipes using human breast milk.


Nothing is weirder than people.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2025 09:01 PM (cYBz/)

247
"Some people are broken eggshells on baking sheets."

That's very profound, bro.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 27, 2025 09:01 PM (UMwhX)

248 She was a record holder for some things.
Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2025 09:00 PM (LHPAg)

A pioneer in the popularization of synthetic lung warts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2025 09:01 PM (yLiuJ)

249 Some people bake broken egg shells on baking sheets and then grind them up and add them to food.

We used to do that to add to chicken feed, it gives them calcium back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 09:01 PM (dfIr7)

250 Eromero she was and also my cousins main squeeze. She was at many family gatherings.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 09:02 PM (sJ4fj)

251 Some people bake broken egg shells on baking sheets and then grind them up and add them to food.

We used to do that to add to chicken feed, it gives them calcium back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Is that cannibalism or not?

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2025 09:02 PM (DgGvY)

252 Carol Doda

She did tv breaks on channel 44.
enlarging her breasts from size 34B to 44DD through silicone injections.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 27, 2025 09:02 PM (4chiU)

253
People.
People who are broken.
People who are broken eggshells.
On cookie sheets.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 27, 2025 09:03 PM (UMwhX)

254 Is that cannibalism or not?
Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2025 09:02 PM (DgGvY)

I don't believe that chickens have any hangups about cannibalism.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2025 09:03 PM (yLiuJ)

255 Trump's statements on Iran last few days are pretty wild. Gonna leave it there, as invidious discussions of meaty topics don't seem too productive.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2025 08:40 PM (1m82a)

Trump says an amazing amount of stupid shit. He doesn't seem to have a great grasp of history.

Yet he almost savant like, mostly comes out on the right-side of almost everything.

Posted by: Sadowski at June 27, 2025 09:05 PM (r2ymA)

256 Is that cannibalism or not?
Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2025 09:02 PM (DgGvY)

I thought chickens pretty much were cannibals. Dinosaur genes, you know.

Posted by: RickZ at June 27, 2025 09:05 PM (gKDq2)

257
Leftist propaganda peddler & pervert bill moyers is dead.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 27, 2025 09:05 PM (UMwhX)

258 Ben Had, wow - whatever number of degrees of separation from Carol Doda? Impressive.

North Beach strip joint, right? Columbus Ave? Not an SFer so vague on it all.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2025 09:06 PM (1m82a)

259 I don't believe that chickens have any hangups about cannibalism.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Probably not. Leftover dinosaur instincts.

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2025 09:06 PM (DgGvY)

260
Beloved "Cleetus" from Dukes of Hazzard has passed.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 27, 2025 09:07 PM (UMwhX)

261 Is that cannibalism or not?

Possibly but chickens will gleefully eat each other if they can. They'll eat anything. They'd eat you if they could

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 09:07 PM (dfIr7)

262 Trump says an amazing amount of stupid shit. He doesn't seem to have a great grasp of history.

Yet he almost savant like, mostly comes out on the right-side of almost everything.

Posted by: Sadowski

Wisdom and Intelligence are different statistics in Dungeons & Dragons for a reason.

His Charisma stat ain't bad, either.

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2025 09:07 PM (DgGvY)

263
Sooth, So sad. Oh look at the time. Friday night cleanup of dog shit before the grandkids get here tomorrow.

Posted by: fourseasons at June 27, 2025 09:08 PM (3ek7K)

264 I used to catch black tipped reef sharks, aka dogfish in Quartermaster Harbor when I was a kid. My grampa hated them because they would fight like a silver salmon and then bite the lead and disappear with the hook in his mouth. He didn’t like losing money to those bastards.

I caught a few dogs with several hooks embedded in their mouth. Asshole fish.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 27, 2025 09:08 PM (DfhSF)

265 Trump creates a verbal smokescreen that gives him maximum freedom of maneuver as well as strategic surprise because no one can tell what it hints at.

It's very effective.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


Imagine going up against him in real estate deals.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 09:08 PM (flKEw)

266 Just started watching Airplane after it had already started. I forgot that when Kareem passed out and they drug him out he was wearing the lakers uniform from the waist down ( and knee pads) . Made me lol.

Posted by: polynikes at June 27, 2025 09:08 PM (VofaG)

267 245 I live in the black dirt and clay area of Texas. Mesquite and cotton.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 09:00 PM (sJ4fj
It makes the most wonderful mud!

Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2025 09:09 PM (LHPAg)

268 Eromero, it will suck your leg off and then dry to concrete.if

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 09:10 PM (sJ4fj)

269 Made me lol.
Posted by: polynikes at June 27, 2025 09:08 PM (VofaG)

You still have kitten natividad to go then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 27, 2025 09:10 PM (zZu0s)

270 Trump says an amazing amount of stupid shit. He doesn't seem to have a great grasp of history.

Yet he almost savant like, mostly comes out on the right-side of almost everything.
Posted by: Sadowski at June 27, 2025 09:05 PM (r2ymA)

Common sense policies go a long way to being on the right-side of things. Speaking plain English, Trump version, versus political speak.

I said it the first term, I have never known what a president is thinking in real time until Trump thanks to Twitter/X. Trump doesn't do diplo-speak. That's why I'm so impressed with Sec. Rubio, no diplo-speak but common sense-speak.

Posted by: RickZ at June 27, 2025 09:11 PM (gKDq2)

271 We used to do that to add to chicken feed, it gives them calcium back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Is that cannibalism or not?
Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2025 09:02 PM (DgGvY

Mothers that eat the placenta?

Posted by: polynikes at June 27, 2025 09:12 PM (VofaG)

272 Been here over a hour but haven't commented.
At work but not feeling good
Can't go home with a hour drive.

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2025 09:12 PM (qe0Kw)

273 Been here over a hour but haven't commented.
At work but not feeling good
Can't go home with a hour drive.
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2025 09:12 PM (qe0Kw)

Take care of yourself, Skip.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2025 09:13 PM (yLiuJ)

274 Everything in Texas will kill you. They even have sharks in their rivers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 08:34 PM (VUQgh)

We'll randomly shoot people just walking down the street because the weekly death toll is too low. We usually look for some indication that a person is from a blue state (you know the ones).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2025 09:14 PM (ExV1e)

275 Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 09:10 PM

Ben Had, I've got some rosemary and garlic ribs sous viding for the weekend. Because it's been a while since I did.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2025 09:14 PM (Wnv9h)

276 A Pulitzer Prize-winning Washington Post reporter was arrested and placed on leave after being charged with possessing child pornography on his work laptop.

Thomas Pham LeGro, 48, was arrested Thursday and taken into custody after a search of his District of Columbia home.

Posted by: Don Black at June 27, 2025 09:15 PM (AOsQT)

277 RMBS, why are you torturing me!

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 09:15 PM (sJ4fj)

278 We usually look for some indication that a person is from a blue state (you know the ones).
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2025 09:14 PM (ExV1e)

'Stryker was a top squadron leader, but he was one of those guys... well, he felt too much inside. Maybe you know the kind.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 27, 2025 09:16 PM (zZu0s)

279 RMBS, why are you torturing me!
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 09:15 PM

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2025 09:17 PM (Wnv9h)

280 Thomas Pham LeGro, 48, was arrested Thursday and taken into custody after a search of his District of Columbia home.
Posted by: Don Black at June 27, 2025 09:15 PM (AOsQT)

I wonder who tipped off the cops? Or was he caught in a sting?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2025 09:18 PM (yLiuJ)

281 A Pulitzer Prize-winning Washington Post reporter was arrested and placed on leave after being charged with possessing child pornography on his work laptop.

Thomas Pham LeGro, 48, was arrested Thursday and taken into custody after a search of his District of Columbia home.
Posted by: Don Black at June 27, 2025 09:15 PM (AOsQT)

That one made the front page here. Funny thng is WaPo put the story behind a pay wall.

If a story is behind a pay wall, does anybody ever read it?

Posted by: RickZ at June 27, 2025 09:19 PM (gKDq2)

282 I would give every pedophile an express ticket to hell.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 09:21 PM (sJ4fj)

283 What’s up with the BBB? Has the parliamentarian allowed anything in it?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 27, 2025 09:21 PM (URRXY)

284 What’s up with the BBB? Has the parliamentarian allowed anything in it?
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 27, 2025 09:21 PM (URRXY)

Another master we did not choose. Amazing how many of these assholes there are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 27, 2025 09:23 PM (zZu0s)

285 I would give every pedophile an express ticket to hell.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 09:21 PM

So few woochippers...so little time...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2025 09:24 PM (Wnv9h)

286 216 Gailard Sartain,
And Teddy Jack Eddy still kickin
Posted by: Miflin at June 27, 2025 08:48 PM

RIP, Mazeppa Pompazoidi.

Posted by: EveR at June 27, 2025 09:25 PM (Z/h4+)

287 266 Just started watching Airplane after it had already started. I forgot that when Kareem passed out and they drug him out he was wearing the lakers uniform from the waist down ( and knee pads) . Made me lol.
Posted by: polynikes
----------------------------

One has to be really stupid to have a name like, Lou Alcindor and change it. That is a name made for MoTown.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 09:25 PM (VUQgh)

288 Now at tje throwing up part of this

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2025 09:28 PM (qe0Kw)

289 Heh. Heh. Heh.
Gator Gitmo.
I love it.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2025 09:30 PM (W/lyH)

290 So few woochippers...so little time...

Posted by: RedMindBlueStat

I'm in Canada.
Preach!

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 09:30 PM (jvJvP)

291 Damn skip. Hope you get to feeling better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 27, 2025 09:30 PM (zZu0s)

292 No tears for the mudshark that was caught at the Edgewater Inn in Seattle?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2025 09:30 PM (0sNs1)

293
Skip, I would drive there to get you home, but is a long drive from Wyoming.

I hope you feel better soon. You've been working crazy hours.

Posted by: fourseasons at June 27, 2025 09:32 PM (3ek7K)

294 Rulings of the chair (parliamentarian) can be challenged/over-ridden by a vote of the body. So it's the people that voters put in the Senate - esp. GOP - who are responsible for whatever's going wrong.

If I have it right, new lows are being achieved, with the parliamentarian ruling the NFA amendment is non-germane - even though that section of the NFA was only deemed constitutional (an absurd ruling, obviously) *because* it was a tax. Of course the primary test of germaneness in reconciliation is whether something affects (non-discretionary) spending, or ..... revenue.

Farcical.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2025 09:33 PM (1m82a)

295 hope you feel better soon Skip!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 27, 2025 09:34 PM (Z5NUn)

296 The - Legro - surname appeared 241 times in the 2010 census
and if you were to sample 100,000 people in the United States,
approximately 0 people would have the surname Legro.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 09:34 PM (VUQgh)

297 boom, rhomboid, there it is ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 27, 2025 09:35 PM (Z5NUn)

298 288 Now at tje throwing up part of this
Posted by: Skip
----------------------

Maybe rent a room in DellaFuckingWare.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 09:37 PM (VUQgh)

299 Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 08:21 PM (jvJvP

Leave it to them. Your parents no longer care about such things. They want you to be happy. It's your stuff now, you get to choose who you leave it to. It's a no brainer.

Don't tell the people you'releaving it to them. You never know what might happen. Have a back up in your will. I suggest a cat rescue, or an animal shelter, or something along those lines, should your neighbors move or you no longer want to leave things to them.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 27, 2025 09:37 PM (Vvh2V)

300 288 Now at tje throwing up part of this

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2025 09:28 PM (qe0Kw)

Get better soon.

On the 'plus side', throwing up is near the top of the miserableness.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 09:38 PM (jvJvP)

301 ...
reliving 6/26/74 in Des Moines...
Dead in concert with the Wall Of Sound

thx yootoob!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 27, 2025 09:38 PM (Z5NUn)

302 289 Heh. Heh. Heh.
Gator Gitmo.
I love it.
Posted by: Diogenes
-----------------------------

Built at the end of a runway. _ time to go

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 09:39 PM (VUQgh)

303 Skip , get some fluids in you.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 09:39 PM (sJ4fj)

304 >>>Don't tell the people you'releaving it to them. You never know what might happen. Have a back up in your will. I suggest a cat rescue, or an animal shelter, or something along those lines, should your neighbors move or you no longer want to leave things to them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
----------------

Wisdom is in the Hordes words heed them and live well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 09:42 PM (VUQgh)

305 there is a meme out there showing Justice Ketanji Brown, with the caption, "Appointed by Autopen"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2025 09:42 PM (D7oie)

306 Don't tell the people you'releaving it to them. You never know what might happen. Have a back up in your will. I suggest a cat rescue, or an animal shelter, or something along those lines, should your neighbors move or you no longer want to leave things to them.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 27, 2025 09:37 PM

Thank you.

But they are going to be emergency contacts and have medical power of attorney. I have no one else closer.

And they will be thrilled when I get married. Like me, they don't give a damn about the money.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 09:43 PM (jvJvP)

307 After the movie LotR, Orlando Bloom coulda had his pick of females.

He picked that?

Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2025 09:43 PM (i0F8b)

308 Morons may be hyperbolic but the ettes are more down to earth about practical matters.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 09:44 PM (VUQgh)

309

John Lennon’s killer, Mark David Chapman, has been denied parole for a 10th time and will remain behind bars for at least two more years.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2025 09:44 PM (63Dwl)

310 I give. RMBS has me dreaming of his ribs and the air around here is laden with BBQ.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 09:46 PM (sJ4fj)

311 308 Morons may be hyperbolic but the ettes are more down to earth about practical matters.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 09:44 PM

Please, I want opinions.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 09:46 PM (jvJvP)

312 If I have it right, new lows are being achieved, with the parliamentarian ruling the NFA amendment is non-germane - even though that section of the NFA was only deemed constitutional (an absurd ruling, obviously) *because* it was a tax. Of course the primary test of germaneness in reconciliation is whether something affects (non-discretionary) spending, or ..... revenue.

Farcical.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2025 09:33 PM (1m82a)If I have it right, new lows are being achieved, with the parliamentarian ruling the NFA amendment is non-germane - even though that section of the NFA was only deemed constitutional (an absurd ruling, obviously) *because* it was a tax. Of course the primary test of germaneness in reconciliation is whether something affects (non-discretionary) spending, or ..... revenue.

Farcical.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2025 09:33 PM (1m82a)

The very notion of constitutionally has been farcical since at least Lincoln. The last even nominally constitutional president was Coolidge.

Posted by: Sadowski at June 27, 2025 09:47 PM (r2ymA)

313 Stateless, your situation is going to change several times in the ensuing years. Have a will and update it accordingly.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 09:48 PM (sJ4fj)

314 John Lennon’s killer, Mark David Chapman, has been denied parole for a 10th time and will remain behind bars for at least two more years.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2025 09:44 PM (63Dwl)

Chapman wanted to be famous. Well, he got it. Behind bars.

I tend to hate indeterminate 'life' sentences for premeditated killers. They come up for parole after a certain time. Over and over but they come up for parole. Sometimes the parole board eventually gives in and grants parole. Sorry, no.

Posted by: RickZ at June 27, 2025 09:49 PM (gKDq2)

315 >>> NFA was only deemed constitutional (an absurd ruling, obviously) *because* it was a tax.

I believe it was that decided only 'military arms' are covered by the 2nd.
Go figure.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 27, 2025 09:49 PM (/lPRQ)

316 Please, I want opinions.

Posted by: Stateless .
-------------------------------

Opinion: Listen to the ladies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 09:50 PM (VUQgh)

317 I believe it was ________that decided only 'military arms' are covered by the 2nd.
Go figure.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 27, 2025 09:50 PM (/lPRQ)

318 313 Stateless, your situation is going to change several times in the ensuing years. Have a will and update it accordingly.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 09:48 P

Thank you.

My friends across the street are amazing. For now, if anything happens to me, definitely them.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 09:50 PM (jvJvP)

319 It's not hard to make changes to an existing will. I still haven't sent copies to my stepson but he knows about it. I will likely make a few changes this year as I wanted something set up for my pets in case they outlive me.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 27, 2025 09:51 PM (AcTAo)

320
Opinion: Listen to the ladies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 09:50 PM (VUQgh

Lol

Thank you.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 09:51 PM (jvJvP)

321 NFA was only deemed constitutional (an absurd ruling, obviously) *because* it was a tax.

I believe it was that decided only 'military arms' are covered by the 2nd.
Go figure.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 27, 2025 09:49 PM (/lPRQ)

"Taxes override everyone's Constitutional rights. Everybody knows that." ~ U.S. Repesentative Sandy From Westchester

Posted by: RickZ at June 27, 2025 09:53 PM (gKDq2)

322 I see an awful lot of videos of people with undomesticated critters that leave me thinking, some people must be crazy!

And some of them are.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Friday looms at June 27, 2025 09:54 PM (bvX/N)

323 Laying down out in my truck, think I might be better. See in a little while

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2025 09:54 PM (qe0Kw)

324 319 It's not hard to make changes to an existing will. I still haven't sent copies to my stepson but he knows about it. I will likely make a few changes this year as I wanted something set up for my pets in case they outlive me.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 27, 2025 09:51 PM 

I know.

I'm completely alone. I don't know what would happen to Ralphy. Who I am trying to drag comfortably into 2026.

Ohhh, the limping...

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 09:54 PM (jvJvP)

325 Be like Alexander and just not even think about succession. That worked out well. Narrator: it did not.

Or be like Trajan and not like your available options, but then your wife will pick your gay ward to rule the Empire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 27, 2025 09:55 PM (zZu0s)

326 My husband's family didn't do wills. When his mom died, his sister's son took power of attorney and put two house, property and a share of the family homestead with oil rights and put it all in his name. Illegal as hell, but he cut out my husband, the other sister and his brother from getting anything. That is why you need a will as soon as you have anything to protect.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 27, 2025 09:55 PM (AcTAo)

327

in the future, everyone will look like Marty Feldman for 15 minutes ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 27, 2025 09:55 PM (Z5NUn)

328 Sabine Hossenfelder has questions about new paper being spread by the media that there are three time dimensions to match with the three spatial dimensions

-
I assume they are lunch time, bed time, and party time

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 27, 2025 09:55 PM (L/fGl)

329 Stateless, some if my customers have named me as caretaker of their horses if anything happens to them. Honestly, Ralph is not going to outlive you so take that worry off your plate.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 09:57 PM (sJ4fj)

330 326 My husband's family didn't do wills. When his mom died, his sister's son took power of attorney and put two house, property and a share of the family homestead with oil rights and put it all in his name. Illegal as hell, but he cut out my husband, the other sister and his brother from getting anything. That is why you need a will as soon as you have anything to protect.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 27, 2025 09:55 PM (AcTAo)

Ughhh. That's horrible. I'm so sorry.

Yeah. And nothing to my 'family.'

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 09:58 PM (jvJvP)

331 It's not hard to make changes to an existing will. I still haven't sent copies to my stepson but he knows about it. I will likely make a few changes this year as I wanted something set up for my pets in case they outlive me.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 27, 2025 09:51 PM (AcTAo)

Notso, wait till the lawyers get ahold of it, lol. Hope you have really put in really lock-down language and money behind it.

Posted by: Sadowski at June 27, 2025 09:59 PM (r2ymA)

332 It's about that time, idn't it?
Yep.
OK. I'll get the potato juice.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 09:59 PM (VUQgh)

333 That is why you need a will as soon as you have anything to protect.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 27, 2025 09:55 PM (AcTAo)


That is why you need to send over Guiedo and Antonio for a..."consultation."

Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2025 09:59 PM (W/lyH)

334 I wonder if Bezos invited POTUS to his wedding, or not?

Posted by: Jmel at June 27, 2025 10:01 PM (bVhJi)

335 Yeah. And nothing to my 'family.'
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 09:58 PM (jvJvP)

$100. Seriously. Hard to contest.

It's like leaving a $.02 tip. You're giving the living 'your two cents worth', or in the vernacular, the middle finger.

Posted by: RickZ at June 27, 2025 10:02 PM (gKDq2)

336 329 Stateless, some if my customers have named me as caretaker of their horses if anything happens to them. Honestly, Ralph is not going to outlive you so take that worry off your plate.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 09:57 PM

Yeah, sadly. Keeping him as happy as possible.

Mom was 88. I talked with her friends often. It's kind of scary when you think of all the older people living alone with pets.

Mom would check up on her friends everyday.

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 10:03 PM (jvJvP)

337 100. Seriously. Hard to contest.

It's like leaving a $.02 tip. You're giving the living 'your two cents worth', or in the vernacular, the middle finger.

Posted by: RickZ at June 27, 2025 10:0

Thanks.

I will!

Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS MAYBE.. 51% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing ba at June 27, 2025 10:03 PM (jvJvP)

338 The ONT has happened.

Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2025 10:05 PM (DgGvY)

339 It's like leaving a $.02 tip.
Posted by: RickZ at June 27, 2025 10:02 PM (gKDq2)

There is a certain demographic where a tip like that would be generous. Just sayin.

Posted by: Sadowski at June 27, 2025 10:09 PM (r2ymA)

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